September 16, 2025 • 51 mins
Is reality television all a bunch of lies? Langston and David sit down with past guest and Internet comic sensation, Kevin Fredericks fka KevOnStage. They get down to the nitty gritty and become riff machines throughout this episode. They even introduce Kevin 30 minutes into the podcast...truly does he need an introduction? Questions arise: Who's orchestrating these TV stunts? Would you eat YOUR grandma's homemade sushi? Is Air Bud really that great of a dog? - and many more! This episode is so good, we didn't want to cut anything out, so come back next week for Part 2 and brace yourself for more nonsense.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I was laughing because I just realized that flag behind
David is Steve Harvey's.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
That's right, Yeah, yeah, that is insane. Man, I've been
staring at him.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Why does this look vaguely from me?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
But you're like, I'm a patriot?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Is this same? Is one of the everyone is just
guess random things that one hundred people have been surveyed
on ye surveys.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'm sorry for no find our pieces. That was really
good art.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, we have a great collection. But that is a
that's what that's a piece? That's yeah, that's bosk level.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I think you know this is actually the largest collection
of black art on the West Coast.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I did not know.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
And what we liked? Did you like treated like ship?
We liked the little thumbtags frames. But that's because we
are so wealthy that we don't even think about it.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, you're not passing us down to children, No, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
It's just for to be saying these are all originals.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
No prince, no friends, no prince.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
We'll buy New Jordan's. We'll scuffle, we can buy New Jordan's.
Chips in your qualit bears are racists.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Money turney stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I can't tell me.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Peanut a but a jelly Peanutbut a jelly peanutbut jelly
in a baseball bat. There it is. There it is.
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My
Mama Told Me.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
black conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Theories and we finally work to prove not a god
damn thing nothing for you. We do nothing for you
in return. We're not helping, We're not hurting. And that's
how's it. We're urban neutral, baby. Come on, my footprint
is zero. This planet is not gonna heal from us.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
No, no, but I'm not killing it either.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Hey, hey, we are not bad for you. I recycle,
Come on, you recycle. Yeah. But I don't believe in
me either.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Man.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It's really just my girl. I think it's all made up.
It's really Yeah. I just I feel like less of
a man to tell my children. You know what I mean. No,
you ain't got to put that in the bin. Yeah,
but but I don't think I think they're putting it
all in the same saying that you know it.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I don't know if I can talk jump in They're
not If I were working at the trash.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, I just like I'd be ready to do what
that title is working.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
If I work down the trash. That was a trash man.
You think I care?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, I want to go, man, I gotta go home.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I have a firm belief that most people don't care
about their jobs.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
They're not good at them. They just want to do
the minimum requirement and get out of there.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Bro, it stinks so bad there. Yeah, you know what.
And it's never not a new smell, so you're never
gonna get used to it. This is just gonna be
a violence against your nose every day. You think I
give a fuck? If you're king, you're in the right.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Bag because the smell for them for a long time.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Let's nobody talks about how macha up the trash. Bro,
they have a meeting. I'm sure they have to be
like Yo is really like, man, there's a strong owners.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Hey boss, we're gonna have to go up on the
way agent came as a game.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
There's a whole match of businesses.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
If this is gonna be it, this is not okay,
thank you, man.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
There's like Marra sides of town.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I'm sure, bro.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
There's Marcha sides of town.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
There's like so many small businesses that have popped up
that are like macha focus. Yeah, and I'm gonna say it.
It tastes like dirty, tastes like hot grass, ship nasty.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Oh man, damn, where's going?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
That was a good yeah? Yeah, he kidding.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I saw behind you. That's why I desperately tried to
step in.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
I was like, no, if I just whispered, well, we're
main best friends, We're brothers for life right now.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You fucking this up.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
We gonna get t shirts.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
We had it, man to get it out of there gone.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I want to wear the same clothes as my friends
so bad.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I want to go by laying on stage so bad.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I actually don't like that. I go by Kevin on stage.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
No, no, no, you want to be Kevin Fred.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I want to be Kevin And it's like, there's not
a I only called myself Kevi on stage so I
wouldn't get fired. What the only reason I was using
Twitter at the time, early Twitter, when people was going
crazy and getting fired.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I wanna be honest, this is breaking news, is huge.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I don't like keV.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I don't think you've said this. No, this is my.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Year of relief.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Whoa, because I feel like there wasn't like a thing.
It wasn't like, oh, let me create this thing. I
was just like in a panic because I was tweeting crazy.
We was all tweeting, and I was like, yeah, people crazy.
We ran traditional celebrities off of Twitter for the most part,
(05:36):
they are gone. You cannot stop Twitter, There's no there's
nothing to stop you.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
About to hire a man, to hire a man to
tweet for.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yes, because the replies like you can you can comment, limit,
you can hide Twitter, you can't do nothing.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
And I wasn't even tagging the right people. Oh yeah,
sorry George Carls at the real George. I'm sorry you
have a job.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Man. I was going out, that's.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Cool, like brod is George Carl You're being weird? Why
are you? Why are you tweeting that?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
He stop? But yeah, my my Twitter handle was at
Kevin Fredericks, and I just was like, man, if I
get I ended up getting fired from that job anyway,
unrelated to tweets.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Okay, y'all fucked up. We got much money he could
have made for your company, you fucking fool.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
But I was just like I was doing stand up.
I was early in my stand up career, and I
was just like, man, I just I'm Kevin. I be
on stage and that was it. And then what's interesting
is I've been Kevin on stage so long people don't
even know my name is Kevin. O Yo, my.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Name is Kevin, and some people will actually believe it. Seriously.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
My last name is Stage And when have you ever
met anybody else who's last name is Stage.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
That's not a thing.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
And I'm like, that's not a name. There's all kinds
of names that are news that I never heard of.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
No, that's I've gotten because when I was on Twitter,
I got off early. I got off in the pandemic.
My last name is Bory. So my Twitter was the
g is Silent and I would run into people and
they'd be like, what is a Jigseling?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
And I would have to be because they didn't understand
you were the just as far as they know you
were the I.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Was the Giseling. They'd be like, that's such a funny name.
It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I will say that every time I think about your
Twitter Twitter like handle. I had to think about it. Yeah,
I had to go like, all right, the g is
now it wasn't a smooth It wasn't a smooth move.
Cool guy jokes eighty seven is working out though, really
good at naming myself on the internet. Hey brother, I
know you think you got it. This is the King
(07:49):
of Brandon email addressed, see you hot right now. But
this is the man they got it. I literally was like,
what are three things I got? Coolredericks?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, and then there's a whole Hollywood I expect tous,
like what do I go by?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Do I?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Kevin?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Kevin stay?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Like I had to have a meeting with my agents
and I was like, this is a stupid meeting to have.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, there's do you feel like you can take it back?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
At this point, I think you can get it.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Oh the actual handle.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
No, just like your personhood behind your name.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Oh yeah, Well luckily that Kevi on stage is really
just a performative version of my actual personality. It's not
like a separate entity. So that much I'm not worried about.
And like, at this point, it's you know, black people,
the guy who Winston Duke, He ain't Winston Duke.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
He's just in Baku.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Man.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
It doesn't matter what.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
You can win three oscars in a row for three,
very different Feeligga did it again, Like black people just
whatever you are, you are, I didn't know what was
till just completely honest.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
It must be a music thing.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, and that's how black people do, Bro. They don't,
So I'm like, it don't really matter.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
You're like, I get it. I get a few muscles,
I get a part in Black Panther, and I get
to be whoever the fun I want to be. I
got you hand.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Kill Monger.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Juice to it.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
That could be good.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
It actually scares me more than regular kill Monger, you know,
because in my mind, this is one of them fat
dudes that can still flipping yep ye bear.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Tackle. Why are you that fast?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Big to me that fast? Like and and I could
jump out the pool.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Jump out, And I'm like, yo, you're a cycle fanst
you really shouldn't be able to be that athletic. America
doesn't want to see us an athletic flat man.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
And I'm not the one.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
But there are there are one.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
He's coming for sure, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
There are one that Victor's really gonna mess. The NBA's
ally was different. That's what.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
He's from France too.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I was like, yo, he's sad and he's athletic.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Shout to Davis.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I think that is why Zion was such a big
disappointment for people had hopes in him. I think everybody
believed that a miracle had happened. Yeah, and we got fast.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Now a miracle. He's doing that ship where he's inserting
his tenergy.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
No, no, no, people can be athletic.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
It's not a miracle.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
Let's just be honest, brother. It's more of a rarity
than the skinny version. Athleticism has nothing to do with
physical fitting. Well, I think it does in the form
of like gaining muscle and ship like that. Like athleticism
is just.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Talking about regular physical fitness. I'm talking about a god
amongst men, and that is what Zion represented, right he
was then he was just a dude who like bad
bbls and that's not the same thing.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
That's a place to get caught up. It was like
they were comparing him to like which is so funny
that his highlights from high school was like, can you
imagine finishing seventh period and then you're guarding him, Bro,
these kids didn't. It didn't look like y'all was at
the same place. They need to like they need to
separate high school. This sounds terrible, but like, you don't
(11:30):
need to just plague. What am I gonna tell my son?
I tell you to work hard every day, work hard,
going to jim O summer and then maybe you'll get
on varsity. And now, Zion Williams, bro, now you gotta
go talk to your girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Those kids girlfriends, they were like regular sized children.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
You know what they did. And this is really the
brilliance of Zion's family is they mostly circulated videos of
him dunking on white children.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
And that was good for us.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
That was huge. It was huge for us. It was
huge for Zion because.
Speaker 7 (12:06):
Was huge for every clip made him look like a monster, god,
like an absolute monster.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
And I don't think he went to like super basketball high. No,
these are like regular children, just like we not.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Man, he was just in the wrong school at the
right time.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
It was just a kid who worked at rallies, like
you gotta you gotta.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Flip burgers after this.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
This kid is like six. These kids were.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Like helpless, Bro, have a job. It's everywhere. Nobody's looking away.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
From this Jo man, you know you were sick that
whole week he had the guard side. He had to
wake up every.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Day a belly full of chocolate milk and spaghetti. Chocolate
milk and spaghetti, and then the whistle.
Speaker 8 (12:59):
You don't even go to a good enough school where
they know to give you a different diet.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
What's design diet?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
What's dexiety? On the naked boy? Fighter man? Right? Let
us let us say, God, eat that little boy some steroids.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
There's no situation.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, you gotta change the rules. Like airbud ye beat
whatever that is.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
He's like airbudy. He is there. He's more like airbud
than he is like a lot of other athletes.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, don't get me started on air but airbd kiss
me off. Oh you're a father on the other team.
This is how I think about it. You can't see
what I'm saying. You teach your son, taught your son fundamentally.
There's a dog out here. How do I explain to
(13:47):
my son how the world works? How do I explain
to him how the world work? What's justice? Was justice?
When they let that animal say like that, I can't
do no right.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Just just relax a little bit.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
It's just crazy. It's just like you said, he's hooping
with the snout you're robbing, and he's say, you heard
about going bro, and then you heard about him, and
you're like, Okay, thank god, thank god, I taught my
kid to play football. Airbud too, golden receiver. You know
what I mean. It's like trash Bro. That's it's that's
it's not.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I never even considered two sport kids. Bro's just never
occurred to me that this dog could be like hurting
a boy twice.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
He's in all the newspapers.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, come on, you don't think he became sheriff, but
after this you don't think that's Come on, man.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Get rid himself. Air Bud, he runs this task.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I'm trying to sneak chocolate and grapes in the locker room.
Just make this motherfucker SI. We gotta take airbay.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
But the life lesson there is. If I'm the parent,
I'm like, life's not fair, son. You actually need to
learn that early.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
You think this is right.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
You think life is fair. There's a place where pigs
get judged like that not right? Cooking you He has
aiple double. How's a dog getting rebound? I get the
points after getting rebounds?
Speaker 9 (15:26):
Man, crazy, Yeah, you gotta you can seriously.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Shot him up against him.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
It's really crazy. They didn't try dog stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
There's no treats. Nobody's ever dropping a little salmon tree strips.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Still game planning.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
It's still a dumb fucking dog heart. And I know
he's not eligible. He's not going to class. No, this dog,
you read, his dog's gonna take that sat Guys, according
to my calculations, air Bud is forty nine years old. Yeah,
that's a good point. That is a grown man, high
school eligibility none. Man, he should not be here at all.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Got it in an il deal man, It's crazy his
il would go crazy? What because now he has pets
smart as well, he's got PetSmart, he's got dog lovers. Yeah,
that would be huge. That would be manning things. He's
got money air killing archibtic.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
On the d air manuck Man.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
He's sponsored by draft Kings.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
It's like a right, damn you promo cold.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Woof ten dollars off your first bet.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
I'm a degenerate gambler.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Does everybody everybody ruined my favorite? It doesn't, It doesn't.
The presidency President, well, President, there's nothing in the deglaration
of independence and can't be the president.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
We would yeah, I mean a dog can we all
can run.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
We've had we're celebrities.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Because you have. Honestly, I kind of want Airbud to
be the president.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Come on, what are you going to tell your children?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I'm gonna be honest with you, man, We're not going
to war. Airbuddsident. I think he would do a lot
for foreign negotiating. I think he could tip a missile
out the sky with his nose because they didn't really
put like a dare you to bomb us? There was
no restriction on what he could do physically.
Speaker 8 (17:27):
So that you think Airbud not a nuclear bomb in
a different duration.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
He's a dog became the president.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
There's no limits, there's no limits. He got nugget to
Saudi Arabia, baby.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Sono weirdly negotiate peace in the Middle East.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Come man, you guys want to do this. He's just like, yeah,
don't cute look at all that.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
He's just a good boy.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
He's a good boy. Man. The president even gonna be alive.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
That long.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Bright dog, he's gonna die soon.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
They got bad hips.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
I don't think there's a more American dog than a
golden rechiever. That's an eagle dog. That's an eaglest dog.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
You can that if we didn't have a bad eagle,
it would absolutely be a golden retriever.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
If their future is to evolve into an animal with wings,
that is correct. Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah,
that's the that's the animal that grow wings.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Yeah, keV. You came to us with a conspiracy that
we haven't touched yet.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yes, we have been a good time.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
This has been really fun. I generalized it, but you
have a very specific angle on this conspiracy. But the
general sort of gist that I got from you is
my mama told me reality TV ain't real. Yes, tell
me everything. Yeah, here's my thing.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I was watching Barbecue showdown, Okay, okay, which is a
great program. I mean, a great way to spend a
Friday evening. This is my life. Now, let's go Friday night,
Friday night and you know, Friday night, baby Barbecue show
all right, Okay, we got through six episodes.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Are watching meats get smoked?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Okay. They brought out the cool I don't forget what
it's called, but they got like the special playing things
like this is crazy y'all.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Y'all feel free to clip up. Me and my wife
love watching me get smoked. If you want to just
isolate that and keep that for yourself, you go ahead
that get smoked.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
So I'm watching this and they've got this whole frigid
refrigerator of like all these different meats and stuff, and like,
there's no way you mean you mean to tell me
these chefs are just coming in blind and they have
no idea what they're gonna make. You open this this
freezer full of like every meat known to man that
you throw things I've never even seen grill before.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
They were like grilling duck wings one time. And you
believe they have no idea what to make?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
A lie man?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
You think how okay? My question is how stage do
you think? Do you think they're coming in like, hey,
we got duck in there. I think it's fully. I
think the only thing that's true is how good it tastes.
The whole Iron Chef. I'm onto all of you Iron.
(20:45):
You think they're just opening you know how you it's.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Just garlic.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Starts yeah, yeah, yeah, no chabt like okay, garlic Okay.
In my head, I know I'm gonna make a garlic
pata with stuff roast and everything you need is every
ingredient known to man, everything you need mysteriously is just
there because the stuff's not just like it's not always
just salt, pepper, you know, bacon, and it's like sometimes
(21:13):
a very specific ingredient.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
And you don't have it.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
You got to go and make sure you get that
once you've imagined requires something that is not available.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
And this is the TV, y'all. They don't need nothing
to chance. First of all, I don't think the clocks
are real. I don't think it only takes an hour.
I think it takes however long it makes you take.
And they just edit it because.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
And then they just saying at the end, they just go.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Hurry up, hrybody, and they just edited to make I
don't even think people finish at the same time.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Well, okay, I will say that it's all because that
plating section. You ever noticed when it's like they're plating
it and they're like, it never looks like it does
when they set it down.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
When they set it down, it looks like you've been
played for an hour? Was that you got you guys? Yeah, man,
we gotta run back the air. But he would have
made sure that didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
You watch your mouth. That's president.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
But podcast to you. There you go, man, brother, we
gotta pray for was that there for the whole air?
It appeared, it appeared later, and it is concerning for us.
There's just best in that way.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
We can only record for an hour and at a
time the mist gets to you, you'll get dizzy. We
don't want to okay, reality TV? Yes you are you
strictly at the foods? Are you?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Like?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Noah, that's the only time I'm calling the bluff?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
No, no, no, I mean there's a there's a clip
from I think it was Jersey Shore. You guys drink
it exactly the same time with your same hand. Fuck wow,
but you're seeing all right.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
That's a good way to ye that. No, just I
thought you were going to call us AI versus.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
No, there was a clip I want to say it
was Jersey Shore and you can see like a producer's
hand throw water on one of the girls and then
it starts a fight. Like there's a whole way like
all the times the producers interacted, like Love Island. I
watched Love Volley with my wife. I'm like, you can
see production thumb all over right, and I think with
(23:38):
like wrestling, it's the same thing. You got to establish
us like we know it's it's predetermined, but there's a
certain amount of believability that we you know, do But
I think they're asking too much.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
You're saying you would be happy with Iron Chef if
they just told you the truth and everybody got to
make adulte meal way under under harder circumstances.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
All right, I'm still competing against you. We have to act,
like I'm just thinking of this off the top of
my head. The chef.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
They're not always good actors, so that's get they're just
like garlic, What am I going to do? It sounds
like anime villain, Like I just they're not trained. Yeah
I don't know, yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
So it pulls me behind. It takes away the believability
too much for me.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Sometimes I don't like when they yell for that reason. Yes,
when they're like we gotta hurry up, and it's like,
that's not how that's not how you talk in the kitchen, man,
you whatever.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Bad leaders. They never sound like a real leader.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah, come on, guys, they're seven minutes.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
It's like, I think that's I think you would have
said fuck exactly, and I agreed that they probably yelling kitchens.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
To us the mald They didn't water, they didn't wonder,
they're they're they're the most on this show on Telegone.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Absolutely, I didn't know they said heard in the kitchen
into the bear. Actually never did know anything about kitchen,
and now the bear has taught me.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
It's the e er of the kitchen. Like it's really
like you got to make.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Fun back here, man, they're making time. Many are dying people,
some people stuck in the freezer.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Some people.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I always do that though, because chefs are intense. Yeah,
you haven't met chefs in real life. It's always like
two intense. Like it's like, I don't know if you
are a chef for you play rock and roll music?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Ye, you know what it does? It demands you find
it sexy. Yeah. Yeah, it's like it tells you you
will think of me as a sexual being. Yeah. I
wasn't even on that, bro. No, I just like pancakes. Yeah,
I heard you make a good step.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
When you're back there, yelled at people absolutely like it
looks good for them, good for that. Absolutely, this is
your job taking serious.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
At what point do you think you started to realize this.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I first of all, I watch a lot of Food Network,
Love Food Network, and I remember I was watching Iron
Chef and I just was like they pulled out a
really random thing, and I'm just like, man, there's just
I believe, like.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
One of my ingredients is nickel.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
I was just like, man, that's like I believe.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
First, I believe most chefs have like a willhouse of
stuff that they make. And I just remember it was like,
say it was Carter Mom, and I'm just like okay,
and these were not like Iron Chefs. You just like, man,
I own this restaurant, we make southern home kitchen back
in here or whatever. And now you just off the
top of your head without thinking. Because my grandma, for example,
amazing cook, but she's basically cooking her stuff her same wheelhouse.
(26:54):
Yeah yeah, her same twenty eighth Yeah yeah, she's never
just like man Beef Wellington.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
I would just start with that, like Grandma, you ain't
up coffee.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Turing out sushi, And you're like, I don't know. I
mean that I don't eat gas station sushi and my
grandma sushi, because what.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Are you doing?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
You ain't never you ain't never acted this way, not
behaving this matter in forty two years.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
It's just a fried catfish rolled and rolled in a
piece of cabbage.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
In the middle.
Speaker 10 (27:31):
It's pretty good, that kind of black sushi. I'm not
gonna lie out. I'm not gonna lie around. We maybe
shut the cameras up out of the business. Should have
a food truck man. Right, How were not done black
sushi yet?
Speaker 3 (27:44):
We nigged it up.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
I think we got you a new name, Kevin the Kitchen.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I thought you were going to say black sushi. Yeah,
it would be amazing, that would be really I'm sure
somebody has already done it.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Was watching this, I already have. This is my thing.
We're in New Orleans right now. Great.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
I mean I'm eating off a lot of trucks.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah, I haven't ever seen it.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
You never seen it?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Cat fish roll with appule catfish, Yeah, collar green wrapping
collar greens. It's right there.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
It's a dirty rice on it, and it's the dirty
you're still here instead of you're still here?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
That's what where you really s Because I was with
the dirty ricks. I said, hold on, let me turn.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I think we have to fully abandon all things Japanese
in this absolutely, Like I think the danger appropriation, the
danger that people often find themselves in is they try
to keep a little bit of that something that they
borrow from.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
We say no, no, we say no, likely.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Deny all Japanese involvement.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Brother language, Japanese name only. We ain't even doing fish yeah,
roll and dirty dishonor you in all of your traditions. Hey,
same chef outfit though, same chef outs Okay, absolutely, and
you do it in the open, oh, like you come
(29:11):
to the restaurant like like how you sit at the
sushi bar, sit and you watch somebody cut fine pieces. Yes,
man of fried fried chicken.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
Yeah, we gotta take a break.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
I don't know what else to do at this point.
We're gonna take a break. We're gonna come back. We're
gonna talk more about this conspiracy theory more Kevin Frederick's more.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
Ma Mama told me, we're not gonna let Joe Biden
and Kamala Harris cut America's meet.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
That's that on that, that's that on that we're back.
But that's that on that where back we're here. Frankly,
let's just start it like it's the beginning. Our guest today,
we haven't even done any formal introduction. Our guest today
is one of the busiest goddamn motherfuckers on the planet.
This man be working, and he'd be working hard, and
(30:15):
he'd be working good. He makes amazing shit. He's a
hilarious comedian. You know from his new series The Hospital
on BT plus. You know him from his his second
season hit series on BT plus, Churchy. You know him
from his brand new book, Successful Failure. Give it up
for the hilarious Kevin Fredericks. Y'all, we're still talking about
(30:42):
this possibility that reality TV ain't real, specifically these cooking
shows being like the most flagrant. It sounds like offensive
in that they won't just tell you the truth of
all the reality in the.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Same way wrestling eventually had to be like all right, man,
like we're dropping the KF aspect because I don't think
wrestling continues on the way it is now. It's crazy,
you couldn't.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
It's like the whole it seems to be a whole
aspect of their business modelment is insight into what is
really going on, right, Like that Netflix show.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
They would have never done that ten years ago. They
would have done that. I think about it all the
time of how much I genuinely believed Undertaker and Cain
were brothers. It was real.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
He was from Death Valley. That was like, this is real.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I thought his dad really looked like that.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yes, I thought Mankind was a guy. I thought that
was a guy. I thought that was a real guy
locked in a basement and they let him out and wrestle.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yeah, And I was old enough to know then, right,
like as a kid, you know, it was like Papa Shango,
he is killing the author of.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
You guys, nobody, black blood is coming out of his mouth.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, you've got.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Nobody's gonna dy send someone in my favorite forget he
is dying.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
So I'm not even talking about when he was absolutely
real to me.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
I accepted that there was, you know, and I still boy,
damn they they are brothers.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Like that part I felt for There were moments inside
of it that you had to believe in order to
keep watching. But now you don't have to believe none
of it and you can still be a fan.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Of People are like they should nominate wrestlers for acting. Yeah, Awards,
I'm with that, Like that's what Paul Himan is like
Roman Reigns should get an award for this character that
he's playing.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
This is not my original thought. Danny Jollis comedian y'all
might know he said this, and I do agree with
it that The Rock should be the most He is
the best actor on the planet that like he he
can't I get it, he can't do certain sides of
what acting is. But as a a entity that created
(33:03):
an identity that we will serve for a lifetime. Like
what people think Drake is done, He's he's unbeatable in
terms of just being having created a the character The Rock,
the character, the character and then subsequently Dwayne Johnson because
of it.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I forget, that's a dude named Dwayne all the time?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
What are you going to do? Threatened to beat him up?
Like he we everybody's literally like, no, he's the strongest
man that ever was. Meryl Street can't do that.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
This is a very interesting tough and also you could
argue that he is acting all the time.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
There's no in between scenes, No that he has. Meryl Street,
she's she might be knitting right now. I don't know
what she does in her off time nice on Madden Duty.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
We don't know you.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Never know her was just killing you street. No, put
him the straight.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Quick on the threat. She don't even need she won't
even need a number on it. It'd be good. Damn
she has good. Yeah, that is a that is a
that is a take that I like. No, the Rock,
I think maybe the most talented actor on the plane.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Do you worry that it's going do you worry that
the pressure is going to eventually.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Like kill him? Like, do you think the Veneer is
ever going to crack?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Because how old is the Rock?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
He's nice fifty mid fifties, I believe. Yeah, you think
he's gonna do it forever?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah, I think in some ways at that point, that
point of view, that's Beyonce, oh bro, Like that's everybody
is me, you know to some extent, maybe the character,
Like in acting, a lot of this stuff is based
on you and your point of view, but like in
that case, are a lot of peop are doing that?
(35:01):
But he might be doing it the best. Honestly, you
can't make me believe anybody's doing any better than Drake.
The Aubrey Graham's greatest role is Drake. Yeah, he's acting
like the rapper. He also happens to be a very
skilled rapper and singer, but that persona if you watch
old videos of Drake when he was like Jewish and Canadian,
(35:24):
that is an entirely different person he was.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
He was yelling at his mom about bagels, for sure.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah, he was friends like the people in Toronto, like
the way they talk in school. I saw that. He
was like, they're so stupid.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yeah, yeah he had the show.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Now he's like, oh Drake.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
No, he's And each year his accent becomes more and
more Canadian. Yeah he used to. He used to be
a little bit Memphis, right, and now all of a
sudden he's like, fully the most Canadian Toronto talking. That's
what he would the money.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
And I was like, oh you turned the Canadian Yeah
a little bit actually, And this is not like I'm
not even This isn't like a shot at him.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
No, And frankly it's okay. At this point, I think
he's got a lot going on. I don't think he's
gonna notice. I don't like, no.
Speaker 9 (36:22):
Not care.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Like I took a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Now he's trying to make up with Lebron. He sees
he's wrong. He lost you, He lost everybody. I don't
think it's that man.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Yeah, but yeah, him and the Rock probably are the
of the of that point of view, they.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Probably are the best. I think they are. They are
the most talented Rick Ross. Remember Ross convinced that Cross
is crazy. He had the correction officer beat Truth as
a rapper.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
That's like, that's like crazier to me than draking the Rock,
because it was like, that's a complete the other.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Side, that's that's that's lost.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
You know.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Now you're a dog.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
You president, your president. But he should have come back
from that, my truly, My my favorite thing about that
incident is that when it did come out, when that
picture finally landed and we took it to Recross, we
put it in his face. We said, to explain this, motherfucker,
what is this?
Speaker 3 (37:29):
You've been lying us?
Speaker 2 (37:30):
And he said the answer is more nefarious than you
could ever believe, and never said nothing else.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
That is actor great. That is a that is you
think you have him dead to right, Yeah, that is
an oscar Worthy twenty.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
He said, you wouldn't even understand what I was up to,
and we went down. Damn you got us again, Rick,
and then we not your real name, Ross, You.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Can't take it.
Speaker 8 (38:00):
The white guy's name, it's not even his name. And
he was like, yeah, my name rang out in the
streets just like that. That can't be just the name
of a white coke dealer. Yeah, that's the most talented one.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
He might be my ouch Pacino, Yeah, he's he's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Now, Okay, here's what I'm saying. Scent of a Woman
reboot with Rick ross.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Man pressing.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
But if you give me a man dollars and I
can guess forever. I would have never guessed.
Speaker 5 (38:43):
That was It's not even the Pacino film that makes
the most sense.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Yeah, no, you don't started Scent of a Woman.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
That might be. That might be the first guy who
ever said that, give me give him? Yeah, yeah, it
was so off.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
This motherfucker's blind and weird with a lady. Yeah the
whole time.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
There's a lot of build up.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
It's a very slow movie. I like it. It's really good. Well, anyways,
I did some research. I did a little bit of
research on this conspiracy theory, and I thought reality TV,
this is important for us to lay the ground. I
thought that reality TV was born around like the real
world time. If I thought about the source, I was like, Oh,
(39:31):
it's like around real world and ship. It's way before that.
Oh I didn't know that either. Yeah. In fact, it
proceeds TV. It started on some radio ship This is
Your Life, which was the original regional answer. Uh well, yeah,
it's it's but that's where that comes from. This is
(39:52):
Your Life was a show that would surprise people. This
dude Ralph Edwards, wasn't that his name? Yeah, them like that,
Ralph Edwards. We're gonna call them who the fuck cares?
Uh yeah, Ralph Edwards would surprise people, celebrities and regular
people and then show them like moments from their life
(40:13):
as like a basically a celebration of them. They're like
out of me and it was on the radio. It
was on the radio, and they would do like plumbers.
But then they also did like Johnny Cash at a concert,
like in the middle of a concert, like came out
and did as this is your life. Oh my god.
The crowds would go nuts because like, you're getting to
witness this moment and they would like do this retrospective
(40:35):
on you and the man that you are kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
And they would do that for normal people, for normal
people too, to bring that back.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, it seem pretty How do you want to watch that?
And so it goes from nineteen forty eight to nineteen
fifty two on the radio, and then it becomes a
television show from nineteen fifty two to nineteen sixty one
and does celebrities and the likes for years and years. Wow,
this is the apparently the original reality I.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
Thought was the beginning. I did you, I did I
did you. I would have never imagined it went on
the radio.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
That's such a cynical start.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
I've watched a lot of I watch it on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Yeah, because the scene.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
There's my other thing. I never believed on Cops that
they caught everybody. Of course, there's just no way you
catch everybody. Brother. I know people who have gotten away
from the cops, like they can't have a hundred percent
hit rate with the camera.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
That just doesn't make way. I know stupid people who
have gotten away from And I've.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Seen these cops. They're not all great athletes. They're just
police officers.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
It's a lot of videos of them slipping and falling
for sure, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Like a guy who wants to get away is running
faster than a guy wants to catch the Yes, that's it,
that's that's you catch me.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
I'm going to jail.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
I have way more incentive to run speed jump than
you have.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
You catch me, you just get off work.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Yeah, do they do? They get off get they catch them?
Speaker 3 (41:59):
I mean somebody.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Yeah, if I had.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
To run, it's an hour one you guess.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Chase somebody six hours. Take it up with commissioner.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
But he said wolf, He said wolf wolf. I don't
know what that means. You talked to him. I'm out.
Oh man, No, I I would have respected cops a
lot more if they put banana peels sounds underneath, underneath
the one when they're.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Running on like a carpet.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Was like, yeah, if y'all were being silly about this
and acknowledging that you're slipping and falling or like you
said something dumb, we freeze right more. You see just
something that really you got?
Speaker 1 (42:52):
You chase somebody? Yeah, and they outran you and they
cut to your life. Man, he was really fast.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
He busts my eyes.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Was like, like how they interview athletes?
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Man?
Speaker 1 (43:02):
I threw a lot of like I need you to
be really because that had to happen. Yeah, yeah, and
they're like, dang man, he was fast. All right, Well,
on to the next one. Here's what I'm thinking. That's
a conspiracy. To me, they're sitting on all that footage.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Real cops, the real cops, the real cops. Okay, it's
gonna be some fucked up footage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
You know what runs faster as a bullet.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
I think when they slip and fall they do something different.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
That means they say a lot of stuff not fit
for network. Yeah, you know what, you know what, I
think we got the best. Keep that footage.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
And I only say that because you're not gonna let
us do anything about it, you know what I mean,
You're not gonna let us fix it. So yeah, okay,
you keep that footage. I don't got to be that
kind of man.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
They must have burned the tapes because that just in
the history of cops they caught.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
What are you do in that position? You're the camera
guy and.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
You're watching this hot you're zooming in. Yeah, that guy
turned the corner. He's gone, yeahs here. You don't think
they ever saw a copy?
Speaker 2 (44:24):
Is a seasoning container for you just.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
To make the scene.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Don't throw the garlic salt away. I'm gonna put the
little cracking.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
There and over my shoulders.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
But they did at some point, right, No, I think
they did the most vile things possible, which is cops. Yeah,
why that show is so nasty. It's like you are
not only only showing the heroics, but you're also not
showing the true monsters that y'all are. And that's crazy.
That's like truly why I was.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
I've been watching The Mayor of Kingstown, which is about
cops in prison, and like how they interact and the
way they just talk. The way the cops just plant
evidence is like part of the job. It's like whatever
narrative we need to tell. We are the writers and
the editors, like, what do you mean? And you never
(45:26):
you never saw that on cops And we grew up
actually trusting police until the world became real to us
the police are good. Those were like firemen when I
was little, And you know what's so interesting about that?
Nobody has people with firemen because firemen are the best
man and they're not planning fires, no, just putting them out.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Man. No cop call, no fireman calls the fire the
N word. And if they do, so what so what
go ahead, if that's what you need to put.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
Out the fire, if that's how you can't go kill you.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
And then he does hell yeah, say that ship that was.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
The first draft of backdraft through. That's good.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
They also do medical, they do they do all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
And they have the same like build yeah, I believe
build Yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Mean they look yeah, they actually are.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Think about how he talks about the policeman's calendar. No,
but think about women, like, get that dude, l a
calendar coming.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Cru heard the sheriff's office is releasing soon. Got to
get my eyes on. Think about how much we've known
that the police were bad, that we drop off our
unwanted babies to the firemen instead. Yeah, the firemen shouldn't
(47:13):
even know what to do with the bat.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
It's not there. It's literally ten dudes in a house.
It's not even their purview. Bro.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
No, man, they they shouldn't even like that.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
There's no other house full of no other house full
of ten dudes working out. But I'm gonna drop a
kid off there.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
There's not one dude. I dropped my kids off with
my father included alone, both of them. No whine he
could handle one, not two. You're dropping these kids off
to these young swollen boys because you know, dropping it
(47:52):
on the other side of town.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
That's warrants double in trouble. You to give away your
kid and you got tickets. Yeah, yeah, that's like not good.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
But they're gonna come a calling and get on the
ground for me. You look like Teresa.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
This is a strange question. Do you have to jow
your idea to drop a kid off? I think you
gotta like do it without people knowing. I think they
can't see you how to talk the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
I think they send it away if you were trying
to do it in person. No, no, no, no, we talked
about it.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
If I catch you, if I see you, it's the
deals off.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
When I tell you Rick, when I tell you last week, Hey,
I'll turn the hose on, man, get the funk out
of here. I get it, fatherhood, I'll spray your feet. Man.
Get that holds water is strong, strong toes.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Toes on concrete from both sides.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
He gets it, he'd leave it.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
Don't rad my female, My bad, My bad, b Yeah,
you ain't got to say it again, man, last time,
I'm getting a different energy.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
My apologies I won't be there.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
It's so interesting because like I hold my breath when
I passed the lease, I don't when I see fire man.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
I wait, yeah, this only when I like doing it for.
Speaker 4 (49:28):
Ye fire man, and I say, thank God, someone here
is in control, Like even could happen a copy. I've
never been like relieved by their presence.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
No, I'm nervous.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Yeah, La does this nasty thing. Instead of pulling to
the side, they all just stop in the middle of
the street, you know what I mean, Like drivers because
they don't want to lose their spot, so they stay
exactly where they are and just let the fire truck.
This town is figure it out. It is a bad town.
It's a crazy place that's nuts and truly, before I
(50:03):
lived here, I heard the fire truck and I was
as far and as quickly as possible because those were
my men, and I wanted them to get where they
needed to be. It's the only motherfuckers I trust, and
so I wanted them to succeed. And now I've I've
become cynical because of where we live. But I'm glad
we're having this.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
We should.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
These are important men and we should celebrate them more often.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Yes, yeah, Hey, I know you little mamas are having
such a good time with this episode us two.
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I was laughing because I just realized that flag behind
David is Steve Harvey's.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
That's right, Yeah, yeah, that is insane. Man, I've been
staring at him.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Why does this look vaguely from me?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
But you're like, I'm a patriot?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Is this same? Is one of the everyone is just
guess random things that one hundred people have been surveyed
on ye surveys.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'm sorry for no find our pieces. That was really
good art.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, we have a great collection. But that is a
that's what that's a piece? That's yeah, that's bosk level.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I think you know this is actually the largest collection
of black art on the West Coast.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I did not know.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
And what we liked? Did you like treated like ship?
We liked the little thumbtags frames. But that's because we
are so wealthy that we don't even think about it.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, you're not passing us down to children, No, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
It's just for to be saying these are all originals.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
No prince, no friends, no prince.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
We'll buy New Jordan's. We'll scuffle, we can buy New Jordan's.
Chips in your qualit bears are racists.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Money turney stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I can't tell me.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Peanut a but a jelly Peanutbut a jelly peanutbut jelly
in a baseball bat. There it is. There it is.
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My
Mama Told Me.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
black conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Theories and we finally work to prove not a god
damn thing nothing for you. We do nothing for you
in return. We're not helping, We're not hurting. And that's
how's it. We're urban neutral, baby. Come on, my footprint
is zero. This planet is not gonna heal from us.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
No, no, but I'm not killing it either.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Hey, hey, we are not bad for you. I recycle,
Come on, you recycle. Yeah. But I don't believe in
me either.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Man.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It's really just my girl. I think it's all made up.
It's really Yeah. I just I feel like less of
a man to tell my children. You know what I mean. No,
you ain't got to put that in the bin. Yeah,
but but I don't think I think they're putting it
all in the same saying that you know it.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I don't know if I can talk jump in They're
not If I were working at the trash.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, I just like I'd be ready to do what
that title is working.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
If I work down the trash. That was a trash man.
You think I care?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, I want to go, man, I gotta go home.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I have a firm belief that most people don't care
about their jobs.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
They're not good at them. They just want to do
the minimum requirement and get out of there.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Bro, it stinks so bad there. Yeah, you know what.
And it's never not a new smell, so you're never
gonna get used to it. This is just gonna be
a violence against your nose every day. You think I
give a fuck? If you're king, you're in the right.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Bag because the smell for them for a long time.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Let's nobody talks about how macha up the trash. Bro,
they have a meeting. I'm sure they have to be
like Yo is really like, man, there's a strong owners.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Hey boss, we're gonna have to go up on the
way agent came as a game.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
There's a whole match of businesses.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
If this is gonna be it, this is not okay,
thank you, man.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
There's like Marra sides of town.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I'm sure, bro.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
There's Marcha sides of town.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
There's like so many small businesses that have popped up
that are like macha focus. Yeah, and I'm gonna say it.
It tastes like dirty, tastes like hot grass, ship nasty.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Oh man, damn, where's going?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
That was a good yeah? Yeah, he kidding.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I saw behind you. That's why I desperately tried to
step in.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
I was like, no, if I just whispered, well, we're
main best friends, We're brothers for life right now.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
You fucking this up.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
We gonna get t shirts.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
We had it, man to get it out of there gone.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I want to wear the same clothes as my friends
so bad.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I want to go by laying on stage so bad.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I actually don't like that. I go by Kevin on stage.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
No, no, no, you want to be Kevin Fred.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I want to be Kevin And it's like, there's not
a I only called myself Kevi on stage so I
wouldn't get fired. What the only reason I was using
Twitter at the time, early Twitter, when people was going
crazy and getting fired.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I wanna be honest, this is breaking news, is huge.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I don't like keV.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I don't think you've said this. No, this is my.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Year of relief.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Whoa, because I feel like there wasn't like a thing.
It wasn't like, oh, let me create this thing. I
was just like in a panic because I was tweeting crazy.
We was all tweeting, and I was like, yeah, people crazy.
We ran traditional celebrities off of Twitter for the most part,
(05:36):
they are gone. You cannot stop Twitter, There's no there's
nothing to stop you.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
About to hire a man, to hire a man to
tweet for.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yes, because the replies like you can you can comment, limit,
you can hide Twitter, you can't do nothing.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
And I wasn't even tagging the right people. Oh yeah,
sorry George Carls at the real George. I'm sorry you
have a job.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Man. I was going out, that's.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Cool, like brod is George Carl You're being weird? Why
are you? Why are you tweeting that?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
He stop? But yeah, my my Twitter handle was at
Kevin Fredericks, and I just was like, man, if I
get I ended up getting fired from that job anyway,
unrelated to tweets.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Okay, y'all fucked up. We got much money he could
have made for your company, you fucking fool.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
But I was just like I was doing stand up.
I was early in my stand up career, and I
was just like, man, I just I'm Kevin. I be
on stage and that was it. And then what's interesting
is I've been Kevin on stage so long people don't
even know my name is Kevin. O Yo, my.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Name is Kevin, and some people will actually believe it. Seriously.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
My last name is Stage And when have you ever
met anybody else who's last name is Stage.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
That's not a thing.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
And I'm like, that's not a name. There's all kinds
of names that are news that I never heard of.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
No, that's I've gotten because when I was on Twitter,
I got off early. I got off in the pandemic.
My last name is Bory. So my Twitter was the
g is Silent and I would run into people and
they'd be like, what is a Jigseling?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
And I would have to be because they didn't understand
you were the just as far as they know you
were the I.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Was the Giseling. They'd be like, that's such a funny name.
It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I will say that every time I think about your
Twitter Twitter like handle. I had to think about it. Yeah,
I had to go like, all right, the g is
now it wasn't a smooth It wasn't a smooth move.
Cool guy jokes eighty seven is working out though, really
good at naming myself on the internet. Hey brother, I
know you think you got it. This is the King
(07:49):
of Brandon email addressed, see you hot right now. But
this is the man they got it. I literally was like,
what are three things I got? Coolredericks?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, and then there's a whole Hollywood I expect tous,
like what do I go by?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Do I?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Kevin?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Kevin stay?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Like I had to have a meeting with my agents
and I was like, this is a stupid meeting to have.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, there's do you feel like you can take it back?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
At this point, I think you can get it.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Oh the actual handle.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
No, just like your personhood behind your name.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Oh yeah, Well luckily that Kevi on stage is really
just a performative version of my actual personality. It's not
like a separate entity. So that much I'm not worried about.
And like, at this point, it's you know, black people,
the guy who Winston Duke, He ain't Winston Duke.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
He's just in Baku.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Man.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
It doesn't matter what.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
You can win three oscars in a row for three,
very different Feeligga did it again, Like black people just
whatever you are, you are, I didn't know what was
till just completely honest.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
It must be a music thing.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, and that's how black people do, Bro. They don't,
So I'm like, it don't really matter.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
You're like, I get it. I get a few muscles,
I get a part in Black Panther, and I get
to be whoever the fun I want to be. I
got you hand.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Kill Monger.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Juice to it.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
That could be good.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
It actually scares me more than regular kill Monger, you know,
because in my mind, this is one of them fat
dudes that can still flipping yep ye bear.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Tackle. Why are you that fast?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Big to me that fast? Like and and I could
jump out the pool.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Jump out, And I'm like, yo, you're a cycle fanst
you really shouldn't be able to be that athletic. America
doesn't want to see us an athletic flat man.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
And I'm not the one.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
But there are there are one.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
He's coming for sure, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
There are one that Victor's really gonna mess. The NBA's
ally was different. That's what.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
He's from France too.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I was like, yo, he's sad and he's athletic.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Shout to Davis.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I think that is why Zion was such a big
disappointment for people had hopes in him. I think everybody
believed that a miracle had happened. Yeah, and we got fast.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Now a miracle. He's doing that ship where he's inserting
his tenergy.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
No, no, no, people can be athletic.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
It's not a miracle.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
Let's just be honest, brother. It's more of a rarity
than the skinny version. Athleticism has nothing to do with
physical fitting. Well, I think it does in the form
of like gaining muscle and ship like that. Like athleticism
is just.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Talking about regular physical fitness. I'm talking about a god
amongst men, and that is what Zion represented, right he
was then he was just a dude who like bad
bbls and that's not the same thing.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
That's a place to get caught up. It was like
they were comparing him to like which is so funny
that his highlights from high school was like, can you
imagine finishing seventh period and then you're guarding him, Bro,
these kids didn't. It didn't look like y'all was at
the same place. They need to like they need to
separate high school. This sounds terrible, but like, you don't
(11:30):
need to just plague. What am I gonna tell my son?
I tell you to work hard every day, work hard,
going to jim O summer and then maybe you'll get
on varsity. And now, Zion Williams, bro, now you gotta
go talk to your girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Those kids girlfriends, they were like regular sized children.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
You know what they did. And this is really the
brilliance of Zion's family is they mostly circulated videos of
him dunking on white children.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
And that was good for us.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
That was huge. It was huge for us. It was
huge for Zion because.
Speaker 7 (12:06):
Was huge for every clip made him look like a monster, god,
like an absolute monster.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
And I don't think he went to like super basketball high. No,
these are like regular children, just like we not.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Man, he was just in the wrong school at the
right time.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
It was just a kid who worked at rallies, like
you gotta you gotta.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Flip burgers after this.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
This kid is like six. These kids were.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Like helpless, Bro, have a job. It's everywhere. Nobody's looking away.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
From this Jo man, you know you were sick that
whole week he had the guard side. He had to
wake up every.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Day a belly full of chocolate milk and spaghetti. Chocolate
milk and spaghetti, and then the whistle.
Speaker 8 (12:59):
You don't even go to a good enough school where
they know to give you a different diet.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
What's design diet?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
What's dexiety? On the naked boy? Fighter man? Right? Let
us let us say, God, eat that little boy some steroids.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
There's no situation.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, you gotta change the rules. Like airbud ye beat
whatever that is.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
He's like airbudy. He is there. He's more like airbud
than he is like a lot of other athletes.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, don't get me started on air but airbd kiss
me off. Oh you're a father on the other team.
This is how I think about it. You can't see
what I'm saying. You teach your son, taught your son fundamentally.
There's a dog out here. How do I explain to
(13:47):
my son how the world works? How do I explain
to him how the world work? What's justice? Was justice?
When they let that animal say like that, I can't
do no right.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Just just relax a little bit.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
It's just crazy. It's just like you said, he's hooping
with the snout you're robbing, and he's say, you heard
about going bro, and then you heard about him, and
you're like, Okay, thank god, thank god, I taught my
kid to play football. Airbud too, golden receiver. You know
what I mean. It's like trash Bro. That's it's that's
it's not.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I never even considered two sport kids. Bro's just never
occurred to me that this dog could be like hurting
a boy twice.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
He's in all the newspapers.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, come on, you don't think he became sheriff, but
after this you don't think that's Come on, man.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Get rid himself. Air Bud, he runs this task.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I'm trying to sneak chocolate and grapes in the locker room.
Just make this motherfucker SI. We gotta take airbay.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
But the life lesson there is. If I'm the parent,
I'm like, life's not fair, son. You actually need to
learn that early.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
You think this is right.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
You think life is fair. There's a place where pigs
get judged like that not right? Cooking you He has
aiple double. How's a dog getting rebound? I get the
points after getting rebounds?
Speaker 9 (15:26):
Man, crazy, Yeah, you gotta you can seriously.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Shot him up against him.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
It's really crazy. They didn't try dog stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
There's no treats. Nobody's ever dropping a little salmon tree strips.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Still game planning.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
It's still a dumb fucking dog heart. And I know
he's not eligible. He's not going to class. No, this dog,
you read, his dog's gonna take that sat Guys, according
to my calculations, air Bud is forty nine years old. Yeah,
that's a good point. That is a grown man, high
school eligibility none. Man, he should not be here at all.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Got it in an il deal man, It's crazy his
il would go crazy? What because now he has pets
smart as well, he's got PetSmart, he's got dog lovers. Yeah,
that would be huge. That would be manning things. He's
got money air killing archibtic.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
On the d air manuck Man.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
He's sponsored by draft Kings.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
It's like a right, damn you promo cold.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Woof ten dollars off your first bet.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
I'm a degenerate gambler.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Does everybody everybody ruined my favorite? It doesn't, It doesn't.
The presidency President, well, President, there's nothing in the deglaration
of independence and can't be the president.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
We would yeah, I mean a dog can we all
can run.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
We've had we're celebrities.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Because you have. Honestly, I kind of want Airbud to
be the president.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Come on, what are you going to tell your children?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I'm gonna be honest with you, man, We're not going
to war. Airbuddsident. I think he would do a lot
for foreign negotiating. I think he could tip a missile
out the sky with his nose because they didn't really
put like a dare you to bomb us? There was
no restriction on what he could do physically.
Speaker 8 (17:27):
So that you think Airbud not a nuclear bomb in
a different duration.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
He's a dog became the president.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
There's no limits, there's no limits. He got nugget to
Saudi Arabia, baby.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Sono weirdly negotiate peace in the Middle East.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Come man, you guys want to do this. He's just like, yeah,
don't cute look at all that.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
He's just a good boy.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
He's a good boy. Man. The president even gonna be alive.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
That long.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Bright dog, he's gonna die soon.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
They got bad hips.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
I don't think there's a more American dog than a
golden rechiever. That's an eagle dog. That's an eaglest dog.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
You can that if we didn't have a bad eagle,
it would absolutely be a golden retriever.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
If their future is to evolve into an animal with wings,
that is correct. Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah,
that's the that's the animal that grow wings.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Yeah, keV. You came to us with a conspiracy that
we haven't touched yet.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yes, we have been a good time.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
This has been really fun. I generalized it, but you
have a very specific angle on this conspiracy. But the
general sort of gist that I got from you is
my mama told me reality TV ain't real. Yes, tell
me everything. Yeah, here's my thing.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I was watching Barbecue showdown, Okay, okay, which is a
great program. I mean, a great way to spend a
Friday evening. This is my life. Now, let's go Friday night,
Friday night and you know, Friday night, baby Barbecue show
all right, Okay, we got through six episodes.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Are watching meats get smoked?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Okay. They brought out the cool I don't forget what
it's called, but they got like the special playing things
like this is crazy y'all.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Y'all feel free to clip up. Me and my wife
love watching me get smoked. If you want to just
isolate that and keep that for yourself, you go ahead
that get smoked.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
So I'm watching this and they've got this whole frigid
refrigerator of like all these different meats and stuff, and like,
there's no way you mean you mean to tell me
these chefs are just coming in blind and they have
no idea what they're gonna make. You open this this
freezer full of like every meat known to man that
you throw things I've never even seen grill before.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
They were like grilling duck wings one time. And you
believe they have no idea what to make?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
A lie man?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
You think how okay? My question is how stage do
you think? Do you think they're coming in like, hey,
we got duck in there. I think it's fully. I
think the only thing that's true is how good it tastes.
The whole Iron Chef. I'm onto all of you Iron.
(20:45):
You think they're just opening you know how you it's.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Just garlic.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Starts yeah, yeah, yeah, no chabt like okay, garlic Okay.
In my head, I know I'm gonna make a garlic
pata with stuff roast and everything you need is every
ingredient known to man, everything you need mysteriously is just
there because the stuff's not just like it's not always
just salt, pepper, you know, bacon, and it's like sometimes
(21:13):
a very specific ingredient.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
And you don't have it.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
You got to go and make sure you get that
once you've imagined requires something that is not available.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
And this is the TV, y'all. They don't need nothing
to chance. First of all, I don't think the clocks
are real. I don't think it only takes an hour.
I think it takes however long it makes you take.
And they just edit it because.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
And then they just saying at the end, they just go.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Hurry up, hrybody, and they just edited to make I
don't even think people finish at the same time.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Well, okay, I will say that it's all because that
plating section. You ever noticed when it's like they're plating
it and they're like, it never looks like it does
when they set it down.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
When they set it down, it looks like you've been
played for an hour? Was that you got you guys? Yeah, man,
we gotta run back the air. But he would have
made sure that didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
You watch your mouth. That's president.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
But podcast to you. There you go, man, brother, we
gotta pray for was that there for the whole air?
It appeared, it appeared later, and it is concerning for us.
There's just best in that way.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
We can only record for an hour and at a
time the mist gets to you, you'll get dizzy. We
don't want to okay, reality TV? Yes you are you
strictly at the foods? Are you?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Like?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Noah, that's the only time I'm calling the bluff?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
No, no, no, I mean there's a there's a clip
from I think it was Jersey Shore. You guys drink
it exactly the same time with your same hand. Fuck wow,
but you're seeing all right.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
That's a good way to ye that. No, just I
thought you were going to call us AI versus.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
No, there was a clip I want to say it
was Jersey Shore and you can see like a producer's
hand throw water on one of the girls and then
it starts a fight. Like there's a whole way like
all the times the producers interacted, like Love Island. I
watched Love Volley with my wife. I'm like, you can
see production thumb all over right, and I think with
(23:38):
like wrestling, it's the same thing. You got to establish
us like we know it's it's predetermined, but there's a
certain amount of believability that we you know, do But
I think they're asking too much.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
You're saying you would be happy with Iron Chef if
they just told you the truth and everybody got to
make adulte meal way under under harder circumstances.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
All right, I'm still competing against you. We have to act,
like I'm just thinking of this off the top of
my head. The chef.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
They're not always good actors, so that's get they're just
like garlic, What am I going to do? It sounds
like anime villain, Like I just they're not trained. Yeah
I don't know, yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
So it pulls me behind. It takes away the believability
too much for me.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Sometimes I don't like when they yell for that reason. Yes,
when they're like we gotta hurry up, and it's like,
that's not how that's not how you talk in the kitchen, man,
you whatever.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Bad leaders. They never sound like a real leader.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah, come on, guys, they're seven minutes.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
It's like, I think that's I think you would have
said fuck exactly, and I agreed that they probably yelling kitchens.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
To us the mald They didn't water, they didn't wonder,
they're they're they're the most on this show on Telegone.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Absolutely, I didn't know they said heard in the kitchen
into the bear. Actually never did know anything about kitchen,
and now the bear has taught me.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
It's the e er of the kitchen. Like it's really
like you got to make.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Fun back here, man, they're making time. Many are dying people,
some people stuck in the freezer.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Some people.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I always do that though, because chefs are intense. Yeah,
you haven't met chefs in real life. It's always like
two intense. Like it's like, I don't know if you
are a chef for you play rock and roll music?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Ye, you know what it does? It demands you find
it sexy. Yeah. Yeah, it's like it tells you you
will think of me as a sexual being. Yeah. I
wasn't even on that, bro. No, I just like pancakes. Yeah,
I heard you make a good step.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
When you're back there, yelled at people absolutely like it
looks good for them, good for that. Absolutely, this is
your job taking serious.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
At what point do you think you started to realize this.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I first of all, I watch a lot of Food Network,
Love Food Network, and I remember I was watching Iron
Chef and I just was like they pulled out a
really random thing, and I'm just like, man, there's just
I believe, like.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
One of my ingredients is nickel.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
I was just like, man, that's like I believe.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
First, I believe most chefs have like a willhouse of
stuff that they make. And I just remember it was like,
say it was Carter Mom, and I'm just like okay,
and these were not like Iron Chefs. You just like, man,
I own this restaurant, we make southern home kitchen back
in here or whatever. And now you just off the
top of your head without thinking. Because my grandma, for example,
amazing cook, but she's basically cooking her stuff her same wheelhouse.
(26:54):
Yeah yeah, her same twenty eighth Yeah yeah, she's never
just like man Beef Wellington.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
I would just start with that, like Grandma, you ain't
up coffee.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Turing out sushi, And you're like, I don't know. I
mean that I don't eat gas station sushi and my
grandma sushi, because what.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Are you doing?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
You ain't never you ain't never acted this way, not
behaving this matter in forty two years.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
It's just a fried catfish rolled and rolled in a
piece of cabbage.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
In the middle.
Speaker 10 (27:31):
It's pretty good, that kind of black sushi. I'm not
gonna lie out. I'm not gonna lie around. We maybe
shut the cameras up out of the business. Should have
a food truck man. Right, How were not done black
sushi yet?
Speaker 3 (27:44):
We nigged it up.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
I think we got you a new name, Kevin the Kitchen.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I thought you were going to say black sushi. Yeah,
it would be amazing, that would be really I'm sure
somebody has already done it.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Was watching this, I already have. This is my thing.
We're in New Orleans right now. Great.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
I mean I'm eating off a lot of trucks.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah, I haven't ever seen it.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
You never seen it?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Cat fish roll with appule catfish, Yeah, collar green wrapping
collar greens. It's right there.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
It's a dirty rice on it, and it's the dirty
you're still here instead of you're still here?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
That's what where you really s Because I was with
the dirty ricks. I said, hold on, let me turn.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I think we have to fully abandon all things Japanese
in this absolutely, Like I think the danger appropriation, the
danger that people often find themselves in is they try
to keep a little bit of that something that they
borrow from.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
We say no, no, we say no, likely.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Deny all Japanese involvement.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Brother language, Japanese name only. We ain't even doing fish yeah,
roll and dirty dishonor you in all of your traditions. Hey,
same chef outfit though, same chef outs Okay, absolutely, and
you do it in the open, oh, like you come
(29:11):
to the restaurant like like how you sit at the
sushi bar, sit and you watch somebody cut fine pieces. Yes,
man of fried fried chicken.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
Yeah, we gotta take a break.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
I don't know what else to do at this point.
We're gonna take a break. We're gonna come back. We're
gonna talk more about this conspiracy theory more Kevin Frederick's more.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
Ma Mama told me, we're not gonna let Joe Biden
and Kamala Harris cut America's meet.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
That's that on that, that's that on that we're back.
But that's that on that where back we're here. Frankly,
let's just start it like it's the beginning. Our guest today,
we haven't even done any formal introduction. Our guest today
is one of the busiest goddamn motherfuckers on the planet.
This man be working, and he'd be working hard, and
(30:15):
he'd be working good. He makes amazing shit. He's a
hilarious comedian. You know from his new series The Hospital
on BT plus. You know him from his his second
season hit series on BT plus, Churchy. You know him
from his brand new book, Successful Failure. Give it up
for the hilarious Kevin Fredericks. Y'all, we're still talking about
(30:42):
this possibility that reality TV ain't real, specifically these cooking
shows being like the most flagrant. It sounds like offensive
in that they won't just tell you the truth of
all the reality in the.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Same way wrestling eventually had to be like all right, man,
like we're dropping the KF aspect because I don't think
wrestling continues on the way it is now. It's crazy,
you couldn't.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
It's like the whole it seems to be a whole
aspect of their business modelment is insight into what is
really going on, right, Like that Netflix show.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
They would have never done that ten years ago. They
would have done that. I think about it all the
time of how much I genuinely believed Undertaker and Cain
were brothers. It was real.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
He was from Death Valley. That was like, this is real.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I thought his dad really looked like that.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yes, I thought Mankind was a guy. I thought that
was a guy. I thought that was a real guy
locked in a basement and they let him out and wrestle.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yeah, And I was old enough to know then, right,
like as a kid, you know, it was like Papa Shango,
he is killing the author of.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
You guys, nobody, black blood is coming out of his mouth.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, you've got.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Nobody's gonna dy send someone in my favorite forget he
is dying.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
So I'm not even talking about when he was absolutely
real to me.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
I accepted that there was, you know, and I still boy,
damn they they are brothers.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Like that part I felt for There were moments inside
of it that you had to believe in order to
keep watching. But now you don't have to believe none
of it and you can still be a fan.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Of People are like they should nominate wrestlers for acting. Yeah, Awards,
I'm with that, Like that's what Paul Himan is like
Roman Reigns should get an award for this character that
he's playing.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
This is not my original thought. Danny Jollis comedian y'all
might know he said this, and I do agree with
it that The Rock should be the most He is
the best actor on the planet that like he he
can't I get it, he can't do certain sides of
what acting is. But as a a entity that created
(33:03):
an identity that we will serve for a lifetime. Like
what people think Drake is done, He's he's unbeatable in
terms of just being having created a the character The Rock,
the character, the character and then subsequently Dwayne Johnson because
of it.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I forget, that's a dude named Dwayne all the time?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
What are you going to do? Threatened to beat him up?
Like he we everybody's literally like, no, he's the strongest
man that ever was. Meryl Street can't do that.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
This is a very interesting tough and also you could
argue that he is acting all the time.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
There's no in between scenes, No that he has. Meryl Street,
she's she might be knitting right now. I don't know
what she does in her off time nice on Madden Duty.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
We don't know you.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Never know her was just killing you street. No, put
him the straight.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Quick on the threat. She don't even need she won't
even need a number on it. It'd be good. Damn
she has good. Yeah, that is a that is a
that is a take that I like. No, the Rock,
I think maybe the most talented actor on the plane.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Do you worry that it's going do you worry that
the pressure is going to eventually.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Like kill him? Like, do you think the Veneer is
ever going to crack?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Because how old is the Rock?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
He's nice fifty mid fifties, I believe. Yeah, you think
he's gonna do it forever?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah, I think in some ways at that point, that
point of view, that's Beyonce, oh bro, Like that's everybody
is me, you know to some extent, maybe the character,
Like in acting, a lot of this stuff is based
on you and your point of view, but like in
that case, are a lot of peop are doing that?
(35:01):
But he might be doing it the best. Honestly, you
can't make me believe anybody's doing any better than Drake.
The Aubrey Graham's greatest role is Drake. Yeah, he's acting
like the rapper. He also happens to be a very
skilled rapper and singer, but that persona if you watch
old videos of Drake when he was like Jewish and Canadian,
(35:24):
that is an entirely different person he was.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
He was yelling at his mom about bagels, for sure.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah, he was friends like the people in Toronto, like
the way they talk in school. I saw that. He
was like, they're so stupid.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yeah, yeah he had the show.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Now he's like, oh Drake.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
No, he's And each year his accent becomes more and
more Canadian. Yeah he used to. He used to be
a little bit Memphis, right, and now all of a
sudden he's like, fully the most Canadian Toronto talking. That's
what he would the money.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
And I was like, oh you turned the Canadian Yeah
a little bit actually, And this is not like I'm
not even This isn't like a shot at him.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
No, And frankly it's okay. At this point, I think
he's got a lot going on. I don't think he's
gonna notice. I don't like, no.
Speaker 9 (36:22):
Not care.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Like I took a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Now he's trying to make up with Lebron. He sees
he's wrong. He lost you, He lost everybody. I don't
think it's that man.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Yeah, but yeah, him and the Rock probably are the
of the of that point of view, they.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Probably are the best. I think they are. They are
the most talented Rick Ross. Remember Ross convinced that Cross
is crazy. He had the correction officer beat Truth as
a rapper.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
That's like, that's like crazier to me than draking the Rock,
because it was like, that's a complete the other.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Side, that's that's that's lost.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
You know.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Now you're a dog.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
You president, your president. But he should have come back
from that, my truly, My my favorite thing about that
incident is that when it did come out, when that
picture finally landed and we took it to Recross, we
put it in his face. We said, to explain this, motherfucker,
what is this?
Speaker 3 (37:29):
You've been lying us?
Speaker 2 (37:30):
And he said the answer is more nefarious than you
could ever believe, and never said nothing else.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
That is actor great. That is a that is you
think you have him dead to right, Yeah, that is
an oscar Worthy twenty.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
He said, you wouldn't even understand what I was up to,
and we went down. Damn you got us again, Rick,
and then we not your real name, Ross, You.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Can't take it.
Speaker 8 (38:00):
The white guy's name, it's not even his name. And
he was like, yeah, my name rang out in the
streets just like that. That can't be just the name
of a white coke dealer. Yeah, that's the most talented one.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
He might be my ouch Pacino, Yeah, he's he's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Now, Okay, here's what I'm saying. Scent of a Woman
reboot with Rick ross.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Man pressing.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
But if you give me a man dollars and I
can guess forever. I would have never guessed.
Speaker 5 (38:43):
That was It's not even the Pacino film that makes
the most sense.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Yeah, no, you don't started Scent of a Woman.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
That might be. That might be the first guy who
ever said that, give me give him? Yeah, yeah, it
was so off.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
This motherfucker's blind and weird with a lady. Yeah the
whole time.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
There's a lot of build up.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
It's a very slow movie. I like it. It's really good. Well, anyways,
I did some research. I did a little bit of
research on this conspiracy theory, and I thought reality TV,
this is important for us to lay the ground. I
thought that reality TV was born around like the real
world time. If I thought about the source, I was like, Oh,
(39:31):
it's like around real world and ship. It's way before that.
Oh I didn't know that either. Yeah. In fact, it
proceeds TV. It started on some radio ship This is
Your Life, which was the original regional answer. Uh well, yeah,
it's it's but that's where that comes from. This is
(39:52):
Your Life was a show that would surprise people. This
dude Ralph Edwards, wasn't that his name? Yeah, them like that,
Ralph Edwards. We're gonna call them who the fuck cares?
Uh yeah, Ralph Edwards would surprise people, celebrities and regular
people and then show them like moments from their life
(40:13):
as like a basically a celebration of them. They're like
out of me and it was on the radio. It
was on the radio, and they would do like plumbers.
But then they also did like Johnny Cash at a concert,
like in the middle of a concert, like came out
and did as this is your life. Oh my god.
The crowds would go nuts because like, you're getting to
witness this moment and they would like do this retrospective
(40:35):
on you and the man that you are kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
And they would do that for normal people, for normal
people too, to bring that back.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, it seem pretty How do you want to watch that?
And so it goes from nineteen forty eight to nineteen
fifty two on the radio, and then it becomes a
television show from nineteen fifty two to nineteen sixty one
and does celebrities and the likes for years and years. Wow,
this is the apparently the original reality I.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
Thought was the beginning. I did you, I did I
did you. I would have never imagined it went on
the radio.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
That's such a cynical start.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
I've watched a lot of I watch it on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Yeah, because the scene.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
There's my other thing. I never believed on Cops that
they caught everybody. Of course, there's just no way you
catch everybody. Brother. I know people who have gotten away
from the cops, like they can't have a hundred percent
hit rate with the camera.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
That just doesn't make way. I know stupid people who
have gotten away from And I've.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Seen these cops. They're not all great athletes. They're just
police officers.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
It's a lot of videos of them slipping and falling
for sure, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Like a guy who wants to get away is running
faster than a guy wants to catch the Yes, that's it,
that's that's you catch me.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
I'm going to jail.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
I have way more incentive to run speed jump than
you have.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
You catch me, you just get off work.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Yeah, do they do? They get off get they catch them?
Speaker 3 (41:59):
I mean somebody.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Yeah, if I had.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
To run, it's an hour one you guess.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Chase somebody six hours. Take it up with commissioner.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
But he said wolf, He said wolf wolf. I don't
know what that means. You talked to him. I'm out.
Oh man, No, I I would have respected cops a
lot more if they put banana peels sounds underneath, underneath
the one when they're.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Running on like a carpet.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Was like, yeah, if y'all were being silly about this
and acknowledging that you're slipping and falling or like you
said something dumb, we freeze right more. You see just
something that really you got?
Speaker 1 (42:52):
You chase somebody? Yeah, and they outran you and they
cut to your life. Man, he was really fast.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
He busts my eyes.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Was like, like how they interview athletes?
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Man?
Speaker 1 (43:02):
I threw a lot of like I need you to
be really because that had to happen. Yeah, yeah, and
they're like, dang man, he was fast. All right, Well,
on to the next one. Here's what I'm thinking. That's
a conspiracy. To me, they're sitting on all that footage.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Real cops, the real cops, the real cops. Okay, it's
gonna be some fucked up footage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
You know what runs faster as a bullet.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
I think when they slip and fall they do something different.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
That means they say a lot of stuff not fit
for network. Yeah, you know what, you know what, I
think we got the best. Keep that footage.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
And I only say that because you're not gonna let
us do anything about it, you know what I mean,
You're not gonna let us fix it. So yeah, okay,
you keep that footage. I don't got to be that
kind of man.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
They must have burned the tapes because that just in
the history of cops they caught.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
What are you do in that position? You're the camera
guy and.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
You're watching this hot you're zooming in. Yeah, that guy
turned the corner. He's gone, yeahs here. You don't think
they ever saw a copy?
Speaker 2 (44:24):
Is a seasoning container for you just.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
To make the scene.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Don't throw the garlic salt away. I'm gonna put the
little cracking.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
There and over my shoulders.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
But they did at some point, right, No, I think
they did the most vile things possible, which is cops. Yeah,
why that show is so nasty. It's like you are
not only only showing the heroics, but you're also not
showing the true monsters that y'all are. And that's crazy.
That's like truly why I was.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
I've been watching The Mayor of Kingstown, which is about
cops in prison, and like how they interact and the
way they just talk. The way the cops just plant
evidence is like part of the job. It's like whatever
narrative we need to tell. We are the writers and
the editors, like, what do you mean? And you never
(45:26):
you never saw that on cops And we grew up
actually trusting police until the world became real to us
the police are good. Those were like firemen when I
was little, And you know what's so interesting about that?
Nobody has people with firemen because firemen are the best
man and they're not planning fires, no, just putting them out.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Man. No cop call, no fireman calls the fire the
N word. And if they do, so what so what
go ahead, if that's what you need to put.
Speaker 3 (46:05):
Out the fire, if that's how you can't go kill you.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
And then he does hell yeah, say that ship that was.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
The first draft of backdraft through. That's good.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
They also do medical, they do they do all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
And they have the same like build yeah, I believe
build Yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Mean they look yeah, they actually are.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Think about how he talks about the policeman's calendar. No,
but think about women, like, get that dude, l a
calendar coming.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Cru heard the sheriff's office is releasing soon. Got to
get my eyes on. Think about how much we've known
that the police were bad, that we drop off our
unwanted babies to the firemen instead. Yeah, the firemen shouldn't
(47:13):
even know what to do with the bat.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
It's not there. It's literally ten dudes in a house.
It's not even their purview. Bro.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
No, man, they they shouldn't even like that.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
There's no other house full of no other house full
of ten dudes working out. But I'm gonna drop a
kid off there.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
There's not one dude. I dropped my kids off with
my father included alone, both of them. No whine he
could handle one, not two. You're dropping these kids off
to these young swollen boys because you know, dropping it
(47:52):
on the other side of town.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
That's warrants double in trouble. You to give away your
kid and you got tickets. Yeah, yeah, that's like not good.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
But they're gonna come a calling and get on the
ground for me. You look like Teresa.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
This is a strange question. Do you have to jow
your idea to drop a kid off? I think you
gotta like do it without people knowing. I think they
can't see you how to talk the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
I think they send it away if you were trying
to do it in person. No, no, no, no, we talked
about it.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
If I catch you, if I see you, it's the
deals off.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
When I tell you Rick, when I tell you last week, Hey,
I'll turn the hose on, man, get the funk out
of here. I get it, fatherhood, I'll spray your feet. Man.
Get that holds water is strong, strong toes.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Toes on concrete from both sides.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
He gets it, he'd leave it.
Speaker 5 (49:00):
Don't rad my female, My bad, My bad, b Yeah,
you ain't got to say it again, man, last time,
I'm getting a different energy.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
My apologies I won't be there.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
It's so interesting because like I hold my breath when
I passed the lease, I don't when I see fire man.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
I wait, yeah, this only when I like doing it for.
Speaker 4 (49:28):
Ye fire man, and I say, thank God, someone here
is in control, Like even could happen a copy. I've
never been like relieved by their presence.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
No, I'm nervous.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Yeah, La does this nasty thing. Instead of pulling to
the side, they all just stop in the middle of
the street, you know what I mean, Like drivers because
they don't want to lose their spot, so they stay
exactly where they are and just let the fire truck.
This town is figure it out. It is a bad town.
It's a crazy place that's nuts and truly, before I
(50:03):
lived here, I heard the fire truck and I was
as far and as quickly as possible because those were
my men, and I wanted them to get where they
needed to be. It's the only motherfuckers I trust, and
so I wanted them to succeed. And now I've I've
become cynical because of where we live. But I'm glad
we're having this.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
We should.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
These are important men and we should celebrate them more often.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Yes, yeah, Hey, I know you little mamas are having
such a good time with this episode us two.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
We were actually having such a good time that this
shit is two parts. So tune in next week to
listen to the rest of us.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
In the meantime, follow us on Instagram and TikTok and
My Mama Told Me Pod, and subscribe to the YouTube
page to watch our episodes. Bye Bitch.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
My Mama Told Me is a production of Will Ferrell's
Big Money Players Network and podcast.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
Greeted and hosted by Langston Krektin.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Co hosted by David Borie.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
Executive produced by Will Farrell, Hansani and Olivia Akilon, co
produced by Bee Wayne, edited and engineered by Justin Kommon,
music by Nick Chambers.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
Artwork by Dogon Kriga. You can now watch episodes of
My Mama Told Me on YouTube. Follow at My Mama
Told Me and subscribe to our channel.
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Langston Kerman
David Gborie
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