September 23, 2025 • 36 mins
Langston and David continue the conversation of reality television not being real with Kevin Fredericks in this two-part series. They even get into out-of-pocket reality programs that actually aired on television: Some including Blackface and some including sperm racing (you read that right!). Lastly, the guys answer a voicemail that sounds 100% accurate, which forces Langston to revisit his nightclub wardrobe of the 2010s. Let's just say it involves a lot of bow ties...
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
The government, chips in your all qualis are racist, lay
the money.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Turning stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I can't tell me.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I discovered that one of the things that sort of
turned This Is Your Life from sort of like this
beloved program into sort of a much more like people
started to doubt it and not like it as much
was because they started changing the programming a little bit, right,
(00:44):
So they started to go for a more like like
traumatic story every time.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
They raised the steak, So it wasn't television people can't
help but do.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
It wasn't just a plumber, it's now we need a
plumber with one leg, one eye who's beat all the
odds kind of thing, right, And so people started to
feel like this got overly sort of like sympathetic and
sort of like cheesy in a contrived way that made
them not like the show anymore. And that is where
the shift from true reality television and our version of
(01:22):
reality television starts to take shape.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Can we I don't know if you have I don't
know how research works. Can we pinpoint the executive who
sent us all this trajectory? Because it was one guy, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
there was.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
One dude being like, I think we should do something
nasty because we've all gotten network notes and it was like, hey,
take his leg.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
On, yeah, and then that, and then he kept pushing
yeah you know, Dominic, I don't want to do we
found a.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Good guy and they're like, no, no, I don't like
that guy. But his friend. I noticed his friend in
the wheelchair. Bring him to the front.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
That's it. That's like, Bro, that's that's that's patient zero
for all the problems. Sure.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yeah, that's like because it's like even reality shows that
start off wholesome, they always devolved.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
They turned like the first sight was like they really
were about dumb love.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Man, Are you a are you a watch?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Watch many seasons in the pandemic, and then at some
point it was like I don't think they want these
people to fall in love anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
At around season like fifteen sixties, yeah, they were like
yeah A long time.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Yeah, I never we started a podcast because it was
so popular during the pandemic.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
It's like, it's my I love it. Yeah, well I
loved it when it felt since like these.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
People really wanted to Now it feels like they just
want to be reality start.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
They're making some of the most toxic relationships.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Oh my god, and like truly being like, we don't
know why y'all didn't work.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
It's like passed the Calvin.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I want to believe in you, brother, brother, there were
spent Our home for you is fast and strong, but
you you're making it hard for me. Past the Calvin, we.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Weren't trusting the experts anymore, trusting the show.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, no, I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I couldn't agree with you more. Yeah, it made a
nasty turn. Yes, this is your life the same thing.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
A producer was like, but like, I know this is
about love, but this would be better for TV. And
once that happens, then you then you're out of it, right,
And once you're out of it, then the whole thing
falls apart.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
And TV becomes like to me, the idea of this
will be better for TV. It becomes like this amorphous
thing where it's just like and TV has no morals.
We don't have any rules if if it's just for TV,
we don't have to. We're not dealing with people anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, remember the beginning Real World, they went to work. Yes,
they had like a lot of that show with them
going to and coming from work.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I remember New Orleans, remember just giving it?
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Yeah, come on.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You know I saw that and I knew. I was like,
this means something. I didn't know what, but I was like,
this isn't. This doesn't. I saw something big, that was huge.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
We never seen a man like that again. We really,
we really made him extinct.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Man, you know what I mean? We saw that and
we were like, we don't care for this here. This
is the one thing every what else happened that season.
He should be.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
He should be so permanent in our lives. And we
were like, we can't allow this.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I should have started a career.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
The reach, the reach that you don't get to reach
that many people and not get rich.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Man. Wait, I think they took him out. I think
they took out.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
You think this was bigger than him, It.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Was bigger than because come on, man, president.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
But on the line, hey man, you didn't have a thumb.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
You got the point.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I'm hearing sounds from here. You don't need thumbs to
push the button.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You know.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
You ain't picking up now, kill this nigga, Hey, fire nigga,
this nigga.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
With that, I collected a list of other reality shows
that I'd love for us to remember together, some of
which I don't know that we'll remember. In fact, I'm
almost certain many of when we won't remember, and I'm
excited to share with you the news of what those
shows are. Okay, do we remember from two thousand and
(05:58):
six Black White Do you guys remember the reality show?
Speaker 9 (06:03):
It?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
It was white face, black face, white face, black face?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, because I remember, like, yeah, what it was?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
What?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Brother? You're gonna want to wake up on this one?
And the year is two thousand and six. Ice Cube
can do whatever he wants. I work at Kanako. Ice
Cube can do no wrong. He is the most powerful
man in television. And ice Cube produces a show for
FX where they take a real white family and a
(06:38):
real black family and then force them for a month,
I believe to do black face and white face a
full sw.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I literally don't know this at all.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
It was a very real show though the drew Sky
sketch is a TV show, but he was not the
quality of the drew Ski sketch.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
The makeup was it. No, Yeah, I'm about to pull
it off for you. Yeah. It was a crazy time.
It wasn't going to be the animal burdst moment for
I feel like they dropped niptok. So we would forget
about that.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
They're like, whoa, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, okay, this
is the quality. I'm sorry, our technology is. We'll play
the picture over it so that it's not ridiculous looking
on camera.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Man, what yeah, this is I don't even like this.
You saw with your eyes, watched it, watched it.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I didn't know I.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Watched the whole thing, but I remember because I remember
seeing the rollout and being like, no.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Way, yeah, yeah, man face for white face? What truly?
And every day they look crazy. This is a terrible
job unpacking how they feel about like their racial experience
that day. And what what is most fascinating about it
for me is that the black face technology was stronger
(08:03):
than the white face technology. Well, I think that's why
Drewski what he did is so huge.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I think it always has been and that and that's
what makes it so well No, that's what. Yeah, blackface
has always existed, and so it becomes this weird thing
where the black the white people are somehow now asserting
dominance over the white people black white people in the show.
Does that make sense?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
They're like somehow pretending like my black experience is more
valuable in the in the black face makeup in the.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Black face makeup, because I'm experiencing it, so sincerely.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Come on, dog, that's what they do baby for the course,
Yeah said, I've been over here a week. I tell
you what's going on. They're like, hey, guess what. I
still want you to pull this and let me tell
(08:59):
you it's nothing special. Oh my god, Yeah, that ship
was crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
That was a crazy, wild show. Okay, I'd watch it again.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Oh, I'm going home to see if there's is it
a online? I bet they've wiped it clean on there's
no way there's video. I bet they burned that to
the fucking ground by it. Buy the full series. Face White, Kevin,
be reasonable? Sorry you think it was black face? Is it? Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh that's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Well I was supposed to make pork chops. This is
the guy?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah that's him. Sure, that's him, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
This is crazy. This, this is going to consume me.
I want you guys to know it's going to happen.
My week is over. I'm really my children won't be
getting picked up on side watching black White, Black White
is on? This is crazy up. I don't ask for
much for my family.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Know what you've done It was really important to me. Man,
now that was huge for me.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Okay, the next one that I'm gonna run past you
guys the Swan. Do we remember the song busted fine
but surgery? Yes? Yeah, no, so so the Swan Fox
reality show of two thousand and four where they took
women who who wanted something fixed in their their body
(10:39):
and face. But but more importantly, we're targeting busted ass
ladies specifically like truly like ugly women and then getting
them all.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
The plastic surgeries to turn them into batties.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Oh six plastics or four plastic surgery four, which was
not the bbl acknowledge that we have today.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
No, they looked like Michael every time it is your
life better? Yeah, my god, never heard of this one either.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
This one was that doing I don't know, you're messing
out some.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Reasonable guy were not missing on things. Was in high school, though,
have any other responsibilities?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Keys to the house before other people got home.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Man, you know what, my mom knew the ship that
was on that TV. That's how he raised They raised us.
They were like, man, I don't know what you want
me to do.
Speaker 10 (11:36):
Literally, it was like most of our parents if six
y after school care. It was like it was like,
don't cook, don't turn on the microwave. Answer the door, yeah, answer,
which is feels kind of dangerous because I feel like
if you're knocking on the door, there was more of
a chance it was someone to help that to someone
(11:57):
Like criminals don't go.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Like a little a little boy. They do it. They
don't do it in the same coming boy.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Right right, right, right, boy, Hey, hey, I know you
hear me a little boy.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
That was like a strict villain. I'm enjoying you outside
to pay boy, I have some turning for you.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
That accent got away from me. Now you did great,
got away from me. I think he nailed it. Thank
you man, I thank you man. I didn't feel great
about it in the moment. Show you gotta be honest.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Got away from me. It's okay. It was making sure
he knew it was okay. That my man.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Man, that's my guy. I think it does great. Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I got someones that I know neither one of you
will know.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Okay. Sperm Race two thousand and five is swear to god,
this is a real show. In two thousand and five,
there's like some weird fucking show reality show where they
are are racing sperm, like the the actual nut. Yeah,
(13:11):
nut into an egg man nut to see yeah, to
see into a woman egg. Yeah that's right.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
But it wasn't you racing against another man. It was
which sperm is gonna win?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I think it was them betting on sperm.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
How you even bet?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I don't know how can you?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I would rather Maybe it had to have been different dudes.
Maybe it was just seeing who is the most.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
I would rather race another man's nut. Okay, why your nut?
You're faster than me? Okay, yeah, you're faster than me
and feet sure, okay, that's great. That's great outside yep,
let's see what what you got?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
What it counts?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Guess what? I run barefoot?
Speaker 9 (13:47):
Yeah, that's really when I took up speed.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I take them shoes off.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Now you know what I do? Sperm race crazy? Yeah,
it's the country Germany.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yeah, is where the pilot centers around a sperm donation clinic.
Several men donate to this clinic and then there's sperm
compete in a challenge to see which one can fertilize
an egg the fastest.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
What do you get if you win?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Fatherhood gift is a loose term.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Prize.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I got kids, so I wasn't gonna like jump down
his neck about it.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
But I did think, well, that's not a prize.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
I'm proud of it. I'm very happy.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
I'd rather have ten pounds of brothers whatever.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Goofy German. I like, Okay, here's another one that that
I know for a fact you all will not know.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
There was something in two thousand and two called Worst Driver.
Worst Driver was a show that was a competition about
who was the worst driver, where like it was a
bunch of bad drivers, Yeah, competing to not be the
worst driver or some shit. That's interesting. I would watch that.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
I would watch that too. I'm a terrible driver, so
I would I would actually want to be on this.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Man.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
I have been driven for a long time and I
got to get back, and I'm nervous because I drive
like an old lady. I drive really slow. It was
always a problem when I was driving. Why it's dangerous, man,
all right, that's big, huge car. I had a big,
old metal car. Anything could happened. That's very fair.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I'm gonna say. If they lowered the speed.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Limit by like twenty miles an hour, there would be
not nearly as many fatalities on the road.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Really or we don't want to go for it. We
want to do it. We got to get somewhere.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I don't think you can. I don't think you can
make the speed. Let me go backwards.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
No, no, you can go faster, but you can't.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Go I think once you introduce the premise that these
cars can go faster, you have to at least kind
of appease the buyer.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Because it was like forty five on the freeway. That's
just infuriated.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Why would I buy a Porsche?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
There's no reason. So I'm cutting off an entire industry
of luxury vehicle. Absolutely, I'm not saying they're going to
do it. I'm just saying the speeds is with.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
We're just arguing with you.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I'm a man, You're dead.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Run.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I support my family in domestic what's the next show?
Speaker 3 (16:37):
This is my favorite, and this will be the last
one before we take this last break The Interception of
nineteen ninety seven, The interception. I'm not even gonna bother
making y'all guess what this is. But this show is
one of the most dangerous things ever put on television.
It was a Russian reality show from the nineties that
offered players a free car right in the beginning of
(17:00):
a game, so long as they could evade the police
for thirty five straight minutes on the autobon or like
through a town in just wherever the car is.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
So they just drop you and then man, you just
walk in.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
They go, you got a car, and then you gotta go.
It's really lawless over there.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, it's going on. I mean, you know it was
mid nineties Russia.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
How long.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
It was like the Wild Wild West for reality TV. Yeah,
they're like, chase them, see what happens? Crazy.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
It's really a football show now, That's what I was
I was trying to think, like, how could that be nothing?
No off police interception? What the man read that?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Terrible? You never stood a chance? No, that was never
gonna app all right, we should take one more break.
We're gonna take one more break.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
We'll be back.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Ma.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Mama told me.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
It's wrong with y'all.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
Man, Like, how did y'all find each other? Because one
of you is like a lot. Yeah, it's the two
of y'all together. It builds upon itself. Yeah, that's really
the problem.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
It's you should be here when there's no not you,
and it's just echoing. It's fucked up.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
It's honestly a toxic work environment.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, we're gonna get rich and then we're gonna kill each.
Speaker 7 (18:45):
Other for sure.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
You guys gonna be caught a note.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
No, yeah, we're not gonna speak. That's pretty good. That's
pretty good.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah, But I mean the music will be there.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
We always got the music, always got the music. That's
why we ain't never got a tour together again. You
can go listen to what we created exactly. Bro, you
think you think I'm gonna do it better?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
No, no, no, no, high heights and lo lows.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
All right, we're going to do a voicemail. We're gonna
listen to one of these. They're usually drunk. Okay, our fans, Oh,
this is an exciting one. I'm excited to hear this. Okay,
here we go.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Okay, So I'm a new Little Moms and I have
a conspiracy for y'all today.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I truly believe that business casual at the club was
invented by white people.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Mm hmm, yeah, I think yes, this is true. I
don't think this is a crazy keep.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Us out the club, so we have professional the club.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
This is almost verified, ABO, this is almost verifiable. Yeah,
that's no legal way to be like no blacks and
they were just like, you don't have a tie, no jerseys,
jersey and we had the shoes between like fashion or
you're like, sir, my hat.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Is a pinwheel, bro, clearly I deserve I'm not gonna
know what to do.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
We weren't forced to wear a certain tie and throwback
jerseys are in. Yeah, they're gonna just their heads are
gonna explode and they're not gonna come inside.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
And it was outside like but I put this g
unit take top on your way.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
The nasty brainwashing they did that had me in a
club with a fucking bow tie on?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Like I used to I was, I became a bow
tie dude for a second.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, man, how means you have multiple bow tie bro?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
I had, I had a few.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
You have more bow ties than you had jerseys?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Oh yeah at that point yeah, yeah, by that by
that era, Yeah, because a jersey.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Not gonna there's there's no function. It's not gonna exclude
you from anything.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
It wouldn't it wasn't helping me do what I needed
to do.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
I needed to be around where the women's was, and
I needed to have whatever was getting to get me
in there. So I wear the sharpest one I can find.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
And that's so stupid. Were you were you hand tying
the bow tie? At one point? You were serious?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
I'm sick.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I was you were like, you didn't even have to
do that. Nobody I was learned type no YouTube?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Man, yeah, I was.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
You did it around on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I think I learned early YouTube. Okay, Like I think
it was like one of those early tutorials that that
were like innocuous enough that they could just be attractive
to anybody. Because now there's tutorials on like how to
cut open this specific flavor of laclora hand, and it's
like that is so specific? What was when it was
(22:04):
just every what.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
You're going out? It's two thousand and.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Eight, uh nine, two thousand and nine sounds you're going out.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
It's two thousand and nine. You're tying your bow tie.
I don't like the way you said it. It fell nasty.
I'm not I didn't even get question. Look at me
last I didn't look out. I can't answer. Do you
make me feel small in front of everything? I want
to know? I just can't ask you you did this?
Why you did it? That was really you? You did
(22:37):
something the enogy. I don't understand the two thousand see yourself.
You can't see yourself two thousand eight, you're you. I
just want to know what song is playing?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
All right?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Man?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
That's I mean, that's all we needed to do. Come on, man,
come on, I think we needed you.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Don't be like that. Tell me what song was playing.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
I just thought we was brothers. Bro.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Come all right, I would tell you what song. I
wouldn't even call the bro. You don't want to know
what I was doing. I was smoking mid in my
Chevy Lumina. Lumina. All right, boy, it's a good car.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Now.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I've never met anybody that one.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
My stepdad had a Chevy.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
It was like light blue like yours. No, absolutely, it
was like.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
We had a white Chevy Lumana.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
You do.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
That's a good car. Was in the podcast, so good?
It was so wow. Yeah, bad memories from it, but
yeah it was. I was smoking.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
I don't have war memories of a Chevy Lumina at all. Okay,
it was a big car.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Well, now this feels like I don't want to even
finish the bid in like figure figure with Yeah, this
ship sucks.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
I'm sorry. Go get cut my sugar outside of the Alumina.
Take him to a bad place. Is Alumina stopped up
the block? Push it, go outside and push it. Bring
(24:25):
back a Lumita.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
And it's just like, no, I'm just watching the super
Bowl commercial like no, okay, no, I'm not fucking okay.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
I'm sorry for what happened to you. It wasn't good
ass car.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
You don't need to tell me that.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
The bench steat one. I think I had a newer model.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Mine had a mine it was like I think it
was a ninety two. I believe black bench seat in
the front though, big oo back seat. It is such
a good car, got a lot of places.
Speaker 11 (24:55):
Yeah, the car I learned to drive on. Really, Yes,
I bet there's a terrible Then you bought a Vy.
I bought it for fifteen hundred dollars. Oh yeah, I
bought it like that from my car parking lot.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
That made sense.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
The price makes absolutely sense.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yes, by the time you get to your age to
buy a Chevy little, yeah, it should not exceed two
thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
About mine from my best friend's mom's boyfriend. Shout out
to Marty Man, you know I did it was not
good for it. Yeah you should know that, to be honest.
I just got that job at Sam's Club and to
make payments a payment. Listen, man, I didn't pay for.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
That car keV. Is that what you don't want to know?
I don't know what happened.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
I didn't end up paying for all of it. And
then it died and and I man, and then I
left it in the Papa Murphy's taking.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Pick parking lot. You just abandoned alumina. I was you
didn't take no fireman. I didn't know how to.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Go on.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
God, we gotta go on, man, we gotta go out
on that. That was watched the whole episode. Yeah, that
is worth it. That that was pretty good. If you
watch the whole episode. We're gonna do like the Looney
Tune Circle. That was good.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
That you're on stage right, if you had seven minutes left,
You're like, nothing's gonna beat that.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I gotta go credit where credit is due now. Then
you wrapped it up. Yeah, this is the show. No more,
that show m hey like that's the perfect if you
worked here, my bad man, just let us take out
stuff off the walls.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
You want to tell you you want to hear from
me and Langston. We're doing a black and white re
Rock probably go on a different network to be honest.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
We just don't have to let me know when this
comes out because I don't want to like steal the
thunder of this, but the world has to.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I've literally been on the internet for I've never heard
this ever.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Bro, this is going to change things. That's like she
used to really be for freaks. Back then they had
to dance differentiate themselves.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
FX didn't have any hold on like cool. It was
like Playmakers and Black Away Maker come on the NFL.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
That's my other conspiracy, and that probably is just everybody
knows that the NFL is just like hey man, turn
that off and you never played You never watched the
game again, ye couldn't happen. Playmakers was like I was
watching that like this is the best show ever in
the NFL.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
One is like this is probably worse in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Was like this is terrible for the ship, Like how
this makes us look?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
And like not only did ESPN I picked No One
touched it.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
Like I get why ESPN was like, okay, we that's
bad business for us, but no network was like, yo,
it really does.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
The same reason that blitz game where you could give
people shots didn't catch on.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Remember that.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
I remember that when NFL blitz when you can give
them and like that that ship that came out one
year and they never did again.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Now that it was to be like the real football
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's too much.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Yeah, Now, we really at one point had to been
the need to corporations in a way that like they
even now probably I bet there's a fear to fuck
with the NFL one, yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Because you don't. Nobody does. No, you really can't go
out the NFL like that.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
They survived Kaepernick evens with with so many black players
like that that would have brought other companies to their knees.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Right, They played just enough cards right that black people came.
I stopped.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
I turned down the most lucrative brand deal ever. The
NFL was like trying to get back in the good
graces of the blacks.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
WHOA And they.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Offered me an amount of money I've never seen before
or since home, and I was just like, this is
the moment I either sell out or don't and I
didn't sell out and a comedian, no disrespect to him,
he took the bag. And then black people were back
in like three months, and I was like you, this
(29:11):
was civil rights moment.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
Yeah, like I had to stand for you, John Lewis,
and then it was wasted in like three months.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Kevi. I can't tell you how about that story. It
hurts my man, but you did it. You the mean
and nobody would have known like the man. It wouldn't
even boycott. I would have been good, but my soul
was not for man. But brother, it was life changing.
Can we say, can I ask you a question? Six
(29:43):
or seven? It was? It was closer to seven, but
it was six. God, And I was like, I thought
we were talking.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
I really like how like I felt like the Illuminati
door was gonna open after like once.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
You accept this. My thing was if I do this,
then what won't I do?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
And if I can't stand up for what I believe in,
then there's no telling what I And I will.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Say that that's not a number that anybody can offer
you without putting so many strings.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's the thing about it. You don't
get the money and walk with no man's silly. And
I was like, man, and I was living in Mercita
at the time.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Damn, like my house has should be like you know,
That's that's why I said, we have a bee problem
inside of our house.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
He was living with bees.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
We're coming out of the light fixtures and we were like,
how are the beest here? Here's the worst animal to
have your house full of bees getting in. And my
kids were like, there's so many men and children. You're
(30:55):
a good man, good man.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Right, you're talking your boys. It would be and you
turned that money down for black people.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
And black people because I feel like I'm gonna be
black forever. There's no amount of money that's gonna prevent
me from being black. Hey, you guys can't be the
guy that that went against what my people respect him.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Kevin Jay Stage, Oh my god. Yeah, this much one
of the podcast and stuff. But this is this is reset.
Hell yeah, this is what I need it, man, this
is what even gonna bring up on him. Tears. Man,
(31:37):
we've seen it, you know, we've seen car It is perfect.
I talked to you like a man the whole time.
You see they.
Speaker 6 (31:49):
Look oh man, Ken tell the people where they can
find you. Kep on stage everywhere except take talk. For
some reason, somebody beat me to that Chemo stage, TikTok, a.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Guy named Kevi on stage. I don't even know. Man,
that's crazy. Just that's the only one I like.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Give it back. Give it back, man, Man, you know
what you give it back, give it back.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
But yeah, Chemo stage everywhere.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Man, you can buy my book, you can watch my shows,
or just follow me if you ain't out a bread.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I mean, I didn't mean to say it like that.
Sometimes people be like, keV, I got it, and I
understand that you broke ass. Got something to.
Speaker 9 (32:31):
Go on the Instagram. I'll put some clips up there.
You'll see that what I said, I understand.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Times is hard. That's all I'm saying. People be like, yeah,
I can't.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
I'm not getting all of the streaming service. I'm not
buying no book. No, then just follow me, That's all
I asked.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Hell yeah, cool man, what you got?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Cool got jokes eighty seven on Instagram? It sounds like
a joke.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
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Speaker 1 (33:07):
Oh that really is your Instagram name?
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't. I didn't believe in the platform.
I thought we were on the same Now I feel
like we're on different pages. First, follow what you aligned
yourself with.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
I thought I thought this was a running joke. I
was like, I wonder who has school guy jokes? And
it was like, yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Yeah, that's man. The whole time Big Doug.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Special is really funny. Man, it's a great special. Like that.
It's on YouTube. Olivia said she's gonna watch some Shena
watch it all right. Nobody watching before because that made
people pay for it.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
But now now you know it's a great special, and
the people who paid for it, I'm not giving that
money back.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
You gave it to me and it's mine now. I
live in a townhouse. Uh. You can follow me at
likes and Kerman on all social media platforms. He's really good.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
I feel like he made sure that he knew that
he got his name on all Yeah, he felt like
a little slight and not necessary slighty call it a microaggression.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
I really would call it it's a light skinned microaggression.
Whoa broo colorist?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Come on, you know how they do?
Speaker 10 (34:31):
Oh Beard green Eye singing a little bit, I say
it a little.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Bit my name on all platform, beat me to it
on TikTok. You feel me the seeds of discontect you
just showed in this relationship. Man, I'm proba gonna let
him do that to us. Also because you drove me
here and I appreciate.
Speaker 8 (34:57):
You probabing me right home and attack me in front
of you.
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The government, chips in your all qualis are racist, lay
the money.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Turning stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I can't tell me.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I discovered that one of the things that sort of
turned This Is Your Life from sort of like this
beloved program into sort of a much more like people
started to doubt it and not like it as much
was because they started changing the programming a little bit, right,
(00:44):
So they started to go for a more like like
traumatic story every time.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
They raised the steak, So it wasn't television people can't
help but do.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
It wasn't just a plumber, it's now we need a
plumber with one leg, one eye who's beat all the
odds kind of thing, right, And so people started to
feel like this got overly sort of like sympathetic and
sort of like cheesy in a contrived way that made
them not like the show anymore. And that is where
the shift from true reality television and our version of
(01:22):
reality television starts to take shape.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Can we I don't know if you have I don't
know how research works. Can we pinpoint the executive who
sent us all this trajectory? Because it was one guy, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
there was.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
One dude being like, I think we should do something
nasty because we've all gotten network notes and it was like, hey,
take his leg.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
On, yeah, and then that, and then he kept pushing
yeah you know, Dominic, I don't want to do we
found a.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Good guy and they're like, no, no, I don't like
that guy. But his friend. I noticed his friend in
the wheelchair. Bring him to the front.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
That's it. That's like, Bro, that's that's that's patient zero
for all the problems. Sure.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yeah, that's like because it's like even reality shows that
start off wholesome, they always devolved.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
They turned like the first sight was like they really
were about dumb love.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Man, Are you a are you a watch?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Watch many seasons in the pandemic, and then at some
point it was like I don't think they want these
people to fall in love anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
At around season like fifteen sixties, yeah, they were like
yeah A long time.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Yeah, I never we started a podcast because it was
so popular during the pandemic.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
It's like, it's my I love it. Yeah, well I
loved it when it felt since like these.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
People really wanted to Now it feels like they just
want to be reality start.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
They're making some of the most toxic relationships.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Oh my god, and like truly being like, we don't
know why y'all didn't work.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
It's like passed the Calvin.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I want to believe in you, brother, brother, there were
spent Our home for you is fast and strong, but
you you're making it hard for me. Past the Calvin, we.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Weren't trusting the experts anymore, trusting the show.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, no, I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I couldn't agree with you more. Yeah, it made a
nasty turn. Yes, this is your life the same thing.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
A producer was like, but like, I know this is
about love, but this would be better for TV. And
once that happens, then you then you're out of it, right,
And once you're out of it, then the whole thing
falls apart.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
And TV becomes like to me, the idea of this
will be better for TV. It becomes like this amorphous
thing where it's just like and TV has no morals.
We don't have any rules if if it's just for TV,
we don't have to. We're not dealing with people anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, remember the beginning Real World, they went to work. Yes,
they had like a lot of that show with them
going to and coming from work.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I remember New Orleans, remember just giving it?
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Yeah, come on.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You know I saw that and I knew. I was like,
this means something. I didn't know what, but I was like,
this isn't. This doesn't. I saw something big, that was huge.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
We never seen a man like that again. We really,
we really made him extinct.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Man, you know what I mean? We saw that and
we were like, we don't care for this here. This
is the one thing every what else happened that season.
He should be.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
He should be so permanent in our lives. And we
were like, we can't allow this.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I should have started a career.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
The reach, the reach that you don't get to reach
that many people and not get rich.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Man. Wait, I think they took him out. I think
they took out.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
You think this was bigger than him, It.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Was bigger than because come on, man, president.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
But on the line, hey man, you didn't have a thumb.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
You got the point.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I'm hearing sounds from here. You don't need thumbs to
push the button.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You know.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
You ain't picking up now, kill this nigga, Hey, fire nigga,
this nigga.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
With that, I collected a list of other reality shows
that I'd love for us to remember together, some of
which I don't know that we'll remember. In fact, I'm
almost certain many of when we won't remember, and I'm
excited to share with you the news of what those
shows are. Okay, do we remember from two thousand and
(05:58):
six Black White Do you guys remember the reality show?
Speaker 9 (06:03):
It?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
It was white face, black face, white face, black face?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, because I remember, like, yeah, what it was?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
What?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Brother? You're gonna want to wake up on this one?
And the year is two thousand and six. Ice Cube
can do whatever he wants. I work at Kanako. Ice
Cube can do no wrong. He is the most powerful
man in television. And ice Cube produces a show for
FX where they take a real white family and a
(06:38):
real black family and then force them for a month,
I believe to do black face and white face a
full sw.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I literally don't know this at all.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
It was a very real show though the drew Sky
sketch is a TV show, but he was not the
quality of the drew Ski sketch.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
The makeup was it. No, Yeah, I'm about to pull
it off for you. Yeah. It was a crazy time.
It wasn't going to be the animal burdst moment for
I feel like they dropped niptok. So we would forget
about that.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
They're like, whoa, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, okay, this
is the quality. I'm sorry, our technology is. We'll play
the picture over it so that it's not ridiculous looking
on camera.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Man, what yeah, this is I don't even like this.
You saw with your eyes, watched it, watched it.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I didn't know I.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Watched the whole thing, but I remember because I remember
seeing the rollout and being like, no.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Way, yeah, yeah, man face for white face? What truly?
And every day they look crazy. This is a terrible
job unpacking how they feel about like their racial experience
that day. And what what is most fascinating about it
for me is that the black face technology was stronger
(08:03):
than the white face technology. Well, I think that's why
Drewski what he did is so huge.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I think it always has been and that and that's
what makes it so well No, that's what. Yeah, blackface
has always existed, and so it becomes this weird thing
where the black the white people are somehow now asserting
dominance over the white people black white people in the show.
Does that make sense?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
They're like somehow pretending like my black experience is more
valuable in the in the black face makeup in the.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Black face makeup, because I'm experiencing it, so sincerely.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Come on, dog, that's what they do baby for the course,
Yeah said, I've been over here a week. I tell
you what's going on. They're like, hey, guess what. I
still want you to pull this and let me tell
(08:59):
you it's nothing special. Oh my god, Yeah, that ship
was crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
That was a crazy, wild show. Okay, I'd watch it again.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Oh, I'm going home to see if there's is it
a online? I bet they've wiped it clean on there's
no way there's video. I bet they burned that to
the fucking ground by it. Buy the full series. Face White, Kevin,
be reasonable? Sorry you think it was black face? Is it? Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Oh that's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Well I was supposed to make pork chops. This is
the guy?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah that's him. Sure, that's him, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
This is crazy. This, this is going to consume me.
I want you guys to know it's going to happen.
My week is over. I'm really my children won't be
getting picked up on side watching black White, Black White
is on? This is crazy up. I don't ask for
much for my family.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Know what you've done It was really important to me. Man,
now that was huge for me.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Okay, the next one that I'm gonna run past you
guys the Swan. Do we remember the song busted fine
but surgery? Yes? Yeah, no, so so the Swan Fox
reality show of two thousand and four where they took
women who who wanted something fixed in their their body
(10:39):
and face. But but more importantly, we're targeting busted ass
ladies specifically like truly like ugly women and then getting
them all.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
The plastic surgeries to turn them into batties.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Oh six plastics or four plastic surgery four, which was
not the bbl acknowledge that we have today.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
No, they looked like Michael every time it is your
life better? Yeah, my god, never heard of this one either.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
This one was that doing I don't know, you're messing
out some.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Reasonable guy were not missing on things. Was in high school, though,
have any other responsibilities?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Keys to the house before other people got home.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Man, you know what, my mom knew the ship that
was on that TV. That's how he raised They raised us.
They were like, man, I don't know what you want
me to do.
Speaker 10 (11:36):
Literally, it was like most of our parents if six
y after school care. It was like it was like,
don't cook, don't turn on the microwave. Answer the door, yeah, answer,
which is feels kind of dangerous because I feel like
if you're knocking on the door, there was more of
a chance it was someone to help that to someone
(11:57):
Like criminals don't go.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Like a little a little boy. They do it. They
don't do it in the same coming boy.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Right right, right, right, boy, Hey, hey, I know you
hear me a little boy.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
That was like a strict villain. I'm enjoying you outside
to pay boy, I have some turning for you.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
That accent got away from me. Now you did great,
got away from me. I think he nailed it. Thank
you man, I thank you man. I didn't feel great
about it in the moment. Show you gotta be honest.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Got away from me. It's okay. It was making sure
he knew it was okay. That my man.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Man, that's my guy. I think it does great. Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I got someones that I know neither one of you
will know.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Okay. Sperm Race two thousand and five is swear to god,
this is a real show. In two thousand and five,
there's like some weird fucking show reality show where they
are are racing sperm, like the the actual nut. Yeah,
(13:11):
nut into an egg man nut to see yeah, to
see into a woman egg. Yeah that's right.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
But it wasn't you racing against another man. It was
which sperm is gonna win?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I think it was them betting on sperm.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
How you even bet?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I don't know how can you?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I would rather Maybe it had to have been different dudes.
Maybe it was just seeing who is the most.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
I would rather race another man's nut. Okay, why your nut?
You're faster than me? Okay, yeah, you're faster than me
and feet sure, okay, that's great. That's great outside yep,
let's see what what you got?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
What it counts?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Guess what? I run barefoot?
Speaker 9 (13:47):
Yeah, that's really when I took up speed.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I take them shoes off.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Now you know what I do? Sperm race crazy? Yeah,
it's the country Germany.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yeah, is where the pilot centers around a sperm donation clinic.
Several men donate to this clinic and then there's sperm
compete in a challenge to see which one can fertilize
an egg the fastest.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
What do you get if you win?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Fatherhood gift is a loose term.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Prize.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
I got kids, so I wasn't gonna like jump down
his neck about it.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
But I did think, well, that's not a prize.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
I'm proud of it. I'm very happy.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
I'd rather have ten pounds of brothers whatever.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Goofy German. I like, Okay, here's another one that that
I know for a fact you all will not know.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
There was something in two thousand and two called Worst Driver.
Worst Driver was a show that was a competition about
who was the worst driver, where like it was a
bunch of bad drivers, Yeah, competing to not be the
worst driver or some shit. That's interesting. I would watch that.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
I would watch that too. I'm a terrible driver, so
I would I would actually want to be on this.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Man.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
I have been driven for a long time and I
got to get back, and I'm nervous because I drive
like an old lady. I drive really slow. It was
always a problem when I was driving. Why it's dangerous, man,
all right, that's big, huge car. I had a big,
old metal car. Anything could happened. That's very fair.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
I'm gonna say. If they lowered the speed.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Limit by like twenty miles an hour, there would be
not nearly as many fatalities on the road.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Really or we don't want to go for it. We
want to do it. We got to get somewhere.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I don't think you can. I don't think you can
make the speed. Let me go backwards.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
No, no, you can go faster, but you can't.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Go I think once you introduce the premise that these
cars can go faster, you have to at least kind
of appease the buyer.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Because it was like forty five on the freeway. That's
just infuriated.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Why would I buy a Porsche?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
There's no reason. So I'm cutting off an entire industry
of luxury vehicle. Absolutely, I'm not saying they're going to
do it. I'm just saying the speeds is with.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
We're just arguing with you.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I'm a man, You're dead.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Run.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I support my family in domestic what's the next show?
Speaker 3 (16:37):
This is my favorite, and this will be the last
one before we take this last break The Interception of
nineteen ninety seven, The interception. I'm not even gonna bother
making y'all guess what this is. But this show is
one of the most dangerous things ever put on television.
It was a Russian reality show from the nineties that
offered players a free car right in the beginning of
(17:00):
a game, so long as they could evade the police
for thirty five straight minutes on the autobon or like
through a town in just wherever the car is.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
So they just drop you and then man, you just
walk in.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
They go, you got a car, and then you gotta go.
It's really lawless over there.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, it's going on. I mean, you know it was
mid nineties Russia.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
How long.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
It was like the Wild Wild West for reality TV. Yeah,
they're like, chase them, see what happens? Crazy.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
It's really a football show now, That's what I was
I was trying to think, like, how could that be nothing?
No off police interception? What the man read that?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Terrible? You never stood a chance? No, that was never
gonna app all right, we should take one more break.
We're gonna take one more break.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
We'll be back.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Ma.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Mama told me.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
It's wrong with y'all.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
Man, Like, how did y'all find each other? Because one
of you is like a lot. Yeah, it's the two
of y'all together. It builds upon itself. Yeah, that's really
the problem.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
It's you should be here when there's no not you,
and it's just echoing. It's fucked up.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
It's honestly a toxic work environment.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, we're gonna get rich and then we're gonna kill each.
Speaker 7 (18:45):
Other for sure.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
You guys gonna be caught a note.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
No, yeah, we're not gonna speak. That's pretty good. That's
pretty good.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah, But I mean the music will be there.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
We always got the music, always got the music. That's
why we ain't never got a tour together again. You
can go listen to what we created exactly. Bro, you
think you think I'm gonna do it better?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
No, no, no, no, high heights and lo lows.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
All right, we're going to do a voicemail. We're gonna
listen to one of these. They're usually drunk. Okay, our fans, Oh,
this is an exciting one. I'm excited to hear this. Okay,
here we go.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Okay, So I'm a new Little Moms and I have
a conspiracy for y'all today.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I truly believe that business casual at the club was
invented by white people.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Mm hmm, yeah, I think yes, this is true. I
don't think this is a crazy keep.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Us out the club, so we have professional the club.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
This is almost verified, ABO, this is almost verifiable. Yeah,
that's no legal way to be like no blacks and
they were just like, you don't have a tie, no jerseys,
jersey and we had the shoes between like fashion or
you're like, sir, my hat.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Is a pinwheel, bro, clearly I deserve I'm not gonna
know what to do.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
We weren't forced to wear a certain tie and throwback
jerseys are in. Yeah, they're gonna just their heads are
gonna explode and they're not gonna come inside.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
And it was outside like but I put this g
unit take top on your way.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
The nasty brainwashing they did that had me in a
club with a fucking bow tie on?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Like I used to I was, I became a bow
tie dude for a second.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, man, how means you have multiple bow tie bro?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
I had, I had a few.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
You have more bow ties than you had jerseys?
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Oh yeah at that point yeah, yeah, by that by
that era, Yeah, because a jersey.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Not gonna there's there's no function. It's not gonna exclude
you from anything.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
It wouldn't it wasn't helping me do what I needed
to do.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
I needed to be around where the women's was, and
I needed to have whatever was getting to get me
in there. So I wear the sharpest one I can find.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
And that's so stupid. Were you were you hand tying
the bow tie? At one point? You were serious?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
I'm sick.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I was you were like, you didn't even have to
do that. Nobody I was learned type no YouTube?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Man, yeah, I was.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
You did it around on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I think I learned early YouTube. Okay, Like I think
it was like one of those early tutorials that that
were like innocuous enough that they could just be attractive
to anybody. Because now there's tutorials on like how to
cut open this specific flavor of laclora hand, and it's
like that is so specific? What was when it was
(22:04):
just every what.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
You're going out? It's two thousand and.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Eight, uh nine, two thousand and nine sounds you're going out.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
It's two thousand and nine. You're tying your bow tie.
I don't like the way you said it. It fell nasty.
I'm not I didn't even get question. Look at me
last I didn't look out. I can't answer. Do you
make me feel small in front of everything? I want
to know? I just can't ask you you did this?
Why you did it? That was really you? You did
(22:37):
something the enogy. I don't understand the two thousand see yourself.
You can't see yourself two thousand eight, you're you. I
just want to know what song is playing?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
All right?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Man?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
That's I mean, that's all we needed to do. Come on, man,
come on, I think we needed you.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Don't be like that. Tell me what song was playing.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
I just thought we was brothers. Bro.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Come all right, I would tell you what song. I
wouldn't even call the bro. You don't want to know
what I was doing. I was smoking mid in my
Chevy Lumina. Lumina. All right, boy, it's a good car.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Now.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I've never met anybody that one.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
My stepdad had a Chevy.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
It was like light blue like yours. No, absolutely, it
was like.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
We had a white Chevy Lumana.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
You do.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
That's a good car. Was in the podcast, so good?
It was so wow. Yeah, bad memories from it, but
yeah it was. I was smoking.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
I don't have war memories of a Chevy Lumina at all. Okay,
it was a big car.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Well, now this feels like I don't want to even
finish the bid in like figure figure with Yeah, this
ship sucks.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
I'm sorry. Go get cut my sugar outside of the Alumina.
Take him to a bad place. Is Alumina stopped up
the block? Push it, go outside and push it. Bring
(24:25):
back a Lumita.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
And it's just like, no, I'm just watching the super
Bowl commercial like no, okay, no, I'm not fucking okay.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
I'm sorry for what happened to you. It wasn't good
ass car.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
You don't need to tell me that.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
The bench steat one. I think I had a newer model.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Mine had a mine it was like I think it
was a ninety two. I believe black bench seat in
the front though, big oo back seat. It is such
a good car, got a lot of places.
Speaker 11 (24:55):
Yeah, the car I learned to drive on. Really, Yes,
I bet there's a terrible Then you bought a Vy.
I bought it for fifteen hundred dollars. Oh yeah, I
bought it like that from my car parking lot.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
That made sense.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
The price makes absolutely sense.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yes, by the time you get to your age to
buy a Chevy little, yeah, it should not exceed two
thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
About mine from my best friend's mom's boyfriend. Shout out
to Marty Man, you know I did it was not
good for it. Yeah you should know that, to be honest.
I just got that job at Sam's Club and to
make payments a payment. Listen, man, I didn't pay for.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
That car keV. Is that what you don't want to know?
I don't know what happened.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
I didn't end up paying for all of it. And
then it died and and I man, and then I
left it in the Papa Murphy's taking.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Pick parking lot. You just abandoned alumina. I was you
didn't take no fireman. I didn't know how to.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Go on.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
God, we gotta go on, man, we gotta go out
on that. That was watched the whole episode. Yeah, that
is worth it. That that was pretty good. If you
watch the whole episode. We're gonna do like the Looney
Tune Circle. That was good.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
That you're on stage right, if you had seven minutes left,
You're like, nothing's gonna beat that.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I gotta go credit where credit is due now. Then
you wrapped it up. Yeah, this is the show. No more,
that show m hey like that's the perfect if you
worked here, my bad man, just let us take out
stuff off the walls.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
You want to tell you you want to hear from
me and Langston. We're doing a black and white re
Rock probably go on a different network to be honest.
Speaker 6 (26:47):
We just don't have to let me know when this
comes out because I don't want to like steal the
thunder of this, but the world has to.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
I've literally been on the internet for I've never heard
this ever.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Bro, this is going to change things. That's like she
used to really be for freaks. Back then they had
to dance differentiate themselves.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
FX didn't have any hold on like cool. It was
like Playmakers and Black Away Maker come on the NFL.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
That's my other conspiracy, and that probably is just everybody
knows that the NFL is just like hey man, turn
that off and you never played You never watched the
game again, ye couldn't happen. Playmakers was like I was
watching that like this is the best show ever in
the NFL.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
One is like this is probably worse in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Was like this is terrible for the ship, Like how
this makes us look?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
And like not only did ESPN I picked No One
touched it.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
Like I get why ESPN was like, okay, we that's
bad business for us, but no network was like, yo,
it really does.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
The same reason that blitz game where you could give
people shots didn't catch on.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Remember that.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
I remember that when NFL blitz when you can give
them and like that that ship that came out one
year and they never did again.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Now that it was to be like the real football
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's too much.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Yeah, Now, we really at one point had to been
the need to corporations in a way that like they
even now probably I bet there's a fear to fuck
with the NFL one, yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Because you don't. Nobody does. No, you really can't go
out the NFL like that.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
They survived Kaepernick evens with with so many black players
like that that would have brought other companies to their knees.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Right, They played just enough cards right that black people came.
I stopped.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
I turned down the most lucrative brand deal ever. The
NFL was like trying to get back in the good
graces of the blacks.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
WHOA And they.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Offered me an amount of money I've never seen before
or since home, and I was just like, this is
the moment I either sell out or don't and I
didn't sell out and a comedian, no disrespect to him,
he took the bag. And then black people were back
in like three months, and I was like you, this
(29:11):
was civil rights moment.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
Yeah, like I had to stand for you, John Lewis,
and then it was wasted in like three months.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Kevi. I can't tell you how about that story. It
hurts my man, but you did it. You the mean
and nobody would have known like the man. It wouldn't
even boycott. I would have been good, but my soul
was not for man. But brother, it was life changing.
Can we say, can I ask you a question? Six
(29:43):
or seven? It was? It was closer to seven, but
it was six. God, And I was like, I thought
we were talking.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
I really like how like I felt like the Illuminati
door was gonna open after like once.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
You accept this. My thing was if I do this,
then what won't I do?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
And if I can't stand up for what I believe in,
then there's no telling what I And I will.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Say that that's not a number that anybody can offer
you without putting so many strings.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's the thing about it. You don't
get the money and walk with no man's silly. And
I was like, man, and I was living in Mercita
at the time.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Damn, like my house has should be like you know,
That's that's why I said, we have a bee problem
inside of our house.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
He was living with bees.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
We're coming out of the light fixtures and we were like,
how are the beest here? Here's the worst animal to
have your house full of bees getting in. And my
kids were like, there's so many men and children. You're
(30:55):
a good man, good man.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Right, you're talking your boys. It would be and you
turned that money down for black people.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
And black people because I feel like I'm gonna be
black forever. There's no amount of money that's gonna prevent
me from being black. Hey, you guys can't be the
guy that that went against what my people respect him.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Kevin Jay Stage, Oh my god. Yeah, this much one
of the podcast and stuff. But this is this is reset.
Hell yeah, this is what I need it, man, this
is what even gonna bring up on him. Tears. Man,
(31:37):
we've seen it, you know, we've seen car It is perfect.
I talked to you like a man the whole time.
You see they.
Speaker 6 (31:49):
Look oh man, Ken tell the people where they can
find you. Kep on stage everywhere except take talk. For
some reason, somebody beat me to that Chemo stage, TikTok, a.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Guy named Kevi on stage. I don't even know. Man,
that's crazy. Just that's the only one I like.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Give it back. Give it back, man, Man, you know
what you give it back, give it back.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
But yeah, Chemo stage everywhere.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Man, you can buy my book, you can watch my shows,
or just follow me if you ain't out a bread.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I mean, I didn't mean to say it like that.
Sometimes people be like, keV, I got it, and I
understand that you broke ass. Got something to.
Speaker 9 (32:31):
Go on the Instagram. I'll put some clips up there.
You'll see that what I said, I understand.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Times is hard. That's all I'm saying. People be like, yeah,
I can't.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
I'm not getting all of the streaming service. I'm not
buying no book. No, then just follow me, That's all
I asked.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Hell yeah, cool man, what you got?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Cool got jokes eighty seven on Instagram? It sounds like
a joke.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Now my Special Birth of the Nation with the g
H Thank you to everyone who had ready paid for it.
Now it's coming out on eight hundred pound Guerrilla Media,
September thirtieth, Watch it on YouTube for free.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Oh that really is your Instagram name?
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yeah, yeah, I didn't. I didn't believe in the platform.
I thought we were on the same Now I feel
like we're on different pages. First, follow what you aligned
yourself with.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
I thought I thought this was a running joke. I
was like, I wonder who has school guy jokes? And
it was like, yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Yeah, that's man. The whole time Big Doug.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Special is really funny. Man, it's a great special. Like that.
It's on YouTube. Olivia said she's gonna watch some Shena
watch it all right. Nobody watching before because that made
people pay for it.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
But now now you know it's a great special, and
the people who paid for it, I'm not giving that
money back.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
You gave it to me and it's mine now. I
live in a townhouse. Uh. You can follow me at
likes and Kerman on all social media platforms. He's really good.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
I feel like he made sure that he knew that
he got his name on all Yeah, he felt like
a little slight and not necessary slighty call it a microaggression.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
I really would call it it's a light skinned microaggression.
Whoa broo colorist?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Come on, you know how they do?
Speaker 10 (34:31):
Oh Beard green Eye singing a little bit, I say
it a little.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Bit my name on all platform, beat me to it
on TikTok. You feel me the seeds of discontect you
just showed in this relationship. Man, I'm proba gonna let
him do that to us. Also because you drove me
here and I appreciate.
Speaker 8 (34:57):
You probabing me right home and attack me in front
of you.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Help help. This podcast has been brought to you by
President Air Budd.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
He's a great president, but he is He does confuse people.
He makes it complicated. You can see me on tour.
I'm on the Aspiring b Tour. You can see me
in Phoenix, in Wilmington, Cleveland, Brooklyn, East Providence, Detroit, Grand
Rapids and more. All coming up by those tickets at
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(35:33):
your thoughts to my Mama pot at gmail dot com,
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or four Little moms. That's all we needed to tell you.
Speaker 5 (35:43):
Bye, bitch, pot my butt pop pop, my butt pot,
my butt pot pot my butt.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Do you know what pot my butt meant to? Harriet Tubman,
Do you know what that meant? It meant a whip?
Speaker 3 (35:58):
My Mama told Me. It's a production of Will Ferrell's
Big Money Players Network and iHeart Podcasts.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Greeted and hosted by Langston Kruk, co hosted by David Bori.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Executive produced by Will Farrell, Hansani and Olivia Akilon.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Co produced by Bee Wayne, edited and engineered by Justin Koff,
music by Nick Chambers, artwork by Dogon Kriga.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
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