Welcome to the Apocalypse (with Patrick Cloud)

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
My favorite videos on the internet are funerals where people
throw a dove and then it's dead.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
They need to suck.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
You.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Imagine your life was cut short because you had to
give some weird symbolism to somebody else who died died
during that because.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Somebody that didn't know how to hold a bird held
you for the first time, bro crushed.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Your little bones and then threw you in the Those
are the videos that are going to get as got
by the machines one hundred percent. They're going to see
that ship and be like they got it, they got
a Wow.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
That was just a execution at you know that that
animals served a greater a greater system, and you crunched
it up and threw it or eat them at least.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, because you thought it would nastly just crush it
with your hands. Yeah, but I don't want to touch.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
I don't that'd be crazy.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's a peon.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Govern I grow chips in your.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Kuala.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Bears are racist.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
The host money, our turkey stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I can't tell me.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I'm coming home to you wears something see.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Through so I can see your heart there it is there.
It is Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another phenomenal episode
of My Mama Told.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets
of black conspiracy theory.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
And we finally worked to prove whatever bullshit you got
going on at home, you think it, we bring it
to life.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
That's our promise to you. Let's go, let's go. I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I've been thinking about this. I want to say it,
and I want us to accept it, hopefully with open arms.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
I hope we at least open hearts. Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I think we went too hard on the Popeyes Lady.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Which Popeyes lady?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
The one the Popeyes Lady commercial?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Oh no, you know I'm talking about the exhausted Popeyes lady.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, to hear her, right. I
feel like we all support her.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
No, I remember I liked her because you were just
like we all had that day at work, like we
all had that.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Like you're talking about the chicken, the herbs.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
And spices and all the yes that Popeyes. I agree
with you on that. I think people went too hard
on her.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I think we saw her and we she was doing
the job they asked her to do, and we immediately
called her a clue in a way that I think
had had huge ramifications for a future in US embracing
ourselves on screen.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
I mean I haven't seen her in anything else.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
What do you mean, like movies?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I mean that's how how often does
that happen? But maybe maybe I also maybe this wasn't
her dream? Is the point.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
I also don't feel good about going at her because, like,
I don't know, man, we're in the safety of the studio.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
I'm not going there every day. But like I love
that chicken from Popeye's.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I do love that chicken from popeye'es.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
I mean, I think there has been a dropping quality
in recent years, but I love that chicken from both.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Jangles I I and I I'm cautious.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
I don't know that I would have appreciated them putting
some white woman in that.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
That's what I'm saying, Like the opposite what the opposite
of that, we would have been furious about.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
We would have been so upset it was if it
was a white person going chick.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Hey yo. So it's kind of like, you're right, we
did go hard on her. I didn't because to me,
like if I went to New Orleans or Louisiana, that
is exactly who I would want to serve me because
that's a that's a that's a black lady from New Orleans.
Did she turn it up a little?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Maybe that's but that's also the exactly why we reacted
the way we Also, I.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Don't know Popeye's is black owned, So at the end
of the day, niggas are gone on the plane about
some lessons.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
I almost feel like it can't be.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Exactly So if it was black owned and that happened,
we would have something to say. This version of us
having something to say was just it was too black
and it was white owned.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
But every version we would have complained about.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
And and that's more of the problem, right, is that
we put on her our own frustrations with a system
at large. This is a fucked up system where a
restaurant that objectively is mostly serving black people is white
owned and then deciding what kind of imagery of black
people we get to see that makes us feel icky.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
But the lady didn't do nothing.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
She read They told her to read the lines.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Did she does she talk like that for real? Though? No? Okay,
so maybe that do you know that you've seen her
and you've seen the Popeyes Ladies Interviews. I seen her
on the Breakfast Club.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
I think, now you're just expecting too much.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
You are out there, come on the podcast we will
hang out with Want hear your sweet voice?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I would like to Otherwise, if she actually talks like
that all the time, then it's fine. You're just a
lady from New Orleans.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
She's sure, though, come on, man, Johnny Depp doesn't talk
like Jack Sparrow.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
That was a strange that was That was an example
like Jack Sparrow was like a culture.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
That was like a pirate. I haven't even seen that movie,
and I don't really understand where that came from. No,
it's okay, you're doing good. Yeah, I'm trying.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
It's I think it's like how people complain about like
a snowfall. It's like, okay, you hired a dude from
London to speak like he's from l A instead of
hiring an actor from l A. It always comes down
to like the authenticity of it. So had she just
that's how she spoke, it probably would have went over well.
But if if she if they hire somebody be like
talk like you're from New Orleans and they're like yeah,

(06:08):
chickens like yeah, because that alligator is you have no
reason to ever say that's.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
What they're doing down there.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
In my head, I like the idea that in the
commercials she just says that they were like damn, she's
from there.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
She's really funny, she gets busy.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
I do see that point of authenticity and acting. I do.
I am weary of that because I don't think it always.
The point of acting isn't to get someone who lived
that exact thing to be the act Then we don't
get Stringer Bell, you know what I'm saying. Like I
think that, like I think putting those parameters on acting.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Is not there's an inventiveness to Stringer as that choice,
because there are other actors that, like I could see
in that role that would play completely different. Right Like there,
he had this sort of like almost like stiffness to
him that made me scared of a new kind of dude,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
It didn't exist.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Before because it was a British dude pretending to be
a gangster from Baltimore. And I think if you just
didn't know how.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
To compute, if you put scared, if you put bokin
Woodbine in that, and I don't have the same type
of fear that I get out of Idris because he's
an actor, he's trained.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
I get what you. I fully agree with that because
I think that, you know, there are some roles where
it's like, you don't be like, oh, you hired this
Emmy Award winning actress to play a drug addict.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Why did you just get a drug addict? Yeah, exactly
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Now you're you're on set looking at the call sheet, and.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Now there's no copper on the set.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Now there's no copper on the wrap ship.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Well, he kept it real.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
I think it goes down back to the first thing
I said. It's like niggas will find a way to
complain about something. Yeah, in capital and.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
No that is that is facts. But I think you
gotta let actress be actors, let actors be acting. To
that point, that's probably what she was doing in that commercial.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
She tried her best and and and I'll take it
one step further. I know now that flow from from
a progressive has like been elevated to like now she's
in charge of their commercials, like she directs them. She
is like a part of the actual shaping of the campaign.
They've empowered her in a way where she is like

(08:40):
for real, for real, a mover and shaker in progressive.
They didn't do that with the pop Us, and that's
to me where we get short changed. Okay, put her
in this weird position where she got to do a
shitty Cajun accent to be able to make money, but
keep her making real money, not chump change.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
All the way.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
I don't know, but I just Popeyes. I just want
I want that progressive.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
That's not even I don't even think that's necessarily the
career career, Like, uh, can.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
You hear me?

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Now, I don't think that. I don't think that. I
don't think that guy ran Verizon, you know what I'm saying.
I don't think that's like a.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Bunch of commercial dealers. Yeah, end up like the AT
and T girl directs those commercials.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Now, Oh, I did not know that.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
I think they do that ship if they really build
campaigns around you because they want to keep you happy, right,
I'm saying. I don't believe they did that for the Popeyes.
Like I don't think so either. But that's not even
Popeyes get them what other commercials. I don't even know
other Popeyes commercials.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Really I don't really know how bad situation happens enough,
I don't know how often that happens, but.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Flow with Progressive it was almost to a point.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Where we wouldn't accept anybody else like that was like,
that's like one of the most iconic I don't even
know if that's a campaign. That was just how they
were after that. It was like a small campaign and stuff.
So no, we're still in it. I mean, I definitely
wish the Popeyes lady. And I'm rooting for anybody black,
you know what I'm saying. I think there are like
tiers of commercial like faces of campaigns, you know, like

(10:16):
the do you hear me now? Guy?

Speaker 3 (10:17):
You know? Yeah? And I'm saying give it. I believe
it to everybody. Yeah, I like that. And she deserves
more than we gave. She should be the CEO of Popeyees.
That would have been. I don't think anybody would have
anything to say.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
If she was like, come down down to New Orleans
and this Popa's chicken and she and she was the boss.
That's fine, even if it's I'm not only say I'm
not only a customer, I'm the president. Yeah, crazy smacking
black community. I made that now it's not You can't

(10:52):
even say cooning. This is my business. Yes, nobody asked
me to act like you know what.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
I worry about.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
I worried that the CEO of pop Eye it's some
dark conglomerate, especially since like the Don Julio collab and
stuff like that. And then you realize we never heard anything.
It's not like you hear about like, oh Popey's was
like it was. It started as a one room shock
in Houston, and somebody blew, we don't know anything about it.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Now it's got an I guarantee, it's got a nasty history.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
You guys want a chicken conspiracy?

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Oh? Please?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
The blackest thing I can say on this ship, what
if the nigga behind Popeye's was Colonel Sanders? Hear me out, Okay,
most white people that build empires spend a lot of
money trying to figure out how they can get their
white ass product to us. Right, what do they do?
They hide behind something else to get the black vote,

(11:47):
but they're behind all of it. Look at BuzzFeed Cocoa butter.
Can you imagine? Could you imagine if Colonel Sanders started Popeyes?

(12:09):
Put a black lady from Louisiana. In the commercials now,
He's like, I don't have to worry about it. I
know niggas love KFC.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Two.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
That's probably the biggest hole in.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
My I actually don't know that.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
I've always felt it was an inferior chicken.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
I think on I think on large, black people have
made their choice for what the good chicken is, and.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Better Thanbertson. I feel like the cooks there are better.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Weirdly, I think depending on where your local grocery is
in California, you could argue that that's some of these
there's a kitchen, these chickens, Yeah they're making good chicken.
But I'm assuming point point being yeah, fuck, that is possible.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
It reminds me a lot of how like Coca Cola
owns Fanta Ran that, like there are all these offshoot
whatever type brands. And what's crazy about it is Popeyes
is solely in America.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
It's not I know.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
That because like Iron, KFC and all fast food is
sucking them up in the Middle East right now. They're
getting fat, like they can't handle it, like because it
like it came in and they're like.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Hey, we're better at something.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
You're good. We can handle these crazy food I think
of Nike and Jordan's brought a nigga into se niggas
right and now.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
And now clips Yeah, it clips the other shoes for
a while at least.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, I think there's a fair fair argument to the
possibility that maybe they're just weird sister companies.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Well, and then you know what, it gets even more
than fairious because isn't KFC is backdoor owed by Pepsi
right or like there's like an affiliation there. That's why
they can do like it. I think it's KFC to
Bell and Pizza. That's why they can do the three
and one. I think it's all under the Pepsi.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Co oh, that's why they have those like a fast
food collapse. Wondering about that it'd be like Carls Junior
and the Green Burrito. Yeah, yes, I'm putting on one
of the artists.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
Never.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Green Burrito Lunatics.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
That's slow down.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Was a crazy st lunatic to pick that was a
crazy Which one.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Was that I knew?

Speaker 3 (14:32):
I knew no, no, no, that was damn no.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Ali was the tall dude.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Murphy is how I thought of it really Murphy Lee
was a leader to me. Murphy Lee was a young boy.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Murphy Lee was theopular one.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
He was popular.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
He was the youngest.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Nelly was the leader was.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
I don't know if them niggas ever met Nelly.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
They saw him once at a baseball stadium. One video
what you picked video? You're gonna be the air Force
one and you get better up.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
I like this.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
I had Murphy Lea's album. I did too. That's so funny, man. Yeah,
I just love how he made a creative block a
hook by saying what the hook going? Yeah, that's fun
when you really like, when you really like take a
part that hook, it's hilarious. It's like these thigas did
not know what to do, no clue. And that was
the single.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
But you know what it was also was he was.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Like young, so he was like, I'm about to come
in and do some ship nobody's ever done before.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
Yeah, it dumb, figure, I don't even know. You don't
need a hook, man, that's my whole thing. And it's like,
that's not how you introduce yourself. You're not needing the hook.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Is the hook?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, it is decisive kidding.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
It was a good single. Yeah, I like that song.
It really up to I like the Air Force.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, they had the same Lunatics did a good.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
We're talking about companies not letting niggas in Air Force.
One guy had no deals with the same Olympics or Nelly.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
That's crazy. They just hiked the price up. They're like, oh,
niggas like it.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
That's crazy too, because that was Nelly was making actual
money that would would have only serviced Nike.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Everybody started wearing them.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
He was He was the number one hip hop artist
in the country, in the world, I think it was
world like Nelly and Nelly made the amount of money
before the bottom came out of the record industry. I
still remember jay Z having to be like the only
ones moving units and Juice and us. They had to
acknowledge Nelly. Yeah, that's crazy. That was jay Z at

(16:45):
his height had to be like, no, the I look
them two, I gotta I gotta put.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
My hands up.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
That's next level.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
I mean, you remember the ride with me was like,
I don't remember a song being everywhere.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Probably my least favorite Nelly. So yeah, it's not good,
But what I'm saying that's a hot take.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
I know I didn't like I didn't like it that
much either.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
I relied me and the one with Kelly Rowland hold
on like dilemma?

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Yeah, yeah, that's you didn't care for that.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
You might just be wrong on that dilemma, was bro?

Speaker 3 (17:17):
I used to be in a rib. Look at you.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Look at you tell itself.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Too, Bro, I used to be in a bonded with
somebody imbarrassed that way too embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
That hurt me.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Look how his brain works.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Bro, I used to be in the crib listening to dilemma.
What should I had a girlfriend? Oh my god, man,
he came out in the summer. You know remember that.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
It came out in the summer, and I was just like, man,
I had a girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Who year was that?

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Probably two thousand and three. Kelly Rowland was so fine.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Kelly was fine.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
I've always been to Kelly had always Kelly. I like that.
I like that short hair.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Yeah, I like the redheaded one too, before Beyonce. Yeah
you starting no kick, No, no, no, no, the redheaded one.
Oh you like the beginning, oh before?

Speaker 8 (18:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:10):
She was cute to their names. Look Toya, Tavia and LaToya.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
That sounds right.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
I was like doctor sus character, and br did not
like her. On the boat, she did not.

Speaker 8 (18:28):
Like you would get here, you would love green eggs,
and tonight he would not be in his bad That's
how she threatened her.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
You got to eat some green Eggsam, bitch, and it
ain't green because we put food color in this rid.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
You're four, Now get your ass out of here.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Goes from four to two. Patrick.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
We haven't even introduced you yet.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
It's been a good time.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
A good Our guest today is he's phenomenal. He's very funny.
You know him from all kinds of stuff on the internet. Specifically,
you know him at best from all death. He has
his own podcast, he has his own show. He makes
so much great content. Give it up for Patrick Cloud You.

Speaker 7 (19:31):
You will smell good, I feel good, and you sing
good and make love good.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Expect James moving around. Keep you on your toes.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Were sitting down.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
We're so happy you're here. Uh.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
We we came with a conspiracy uh that we're excited
to unpack with you. My mama told me.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
The apocalypse has already started. H Where does that land
with you?

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Let's just get the first thoughts out of the way.
When you hear that absolutely yeah, and don't take any
time to process it. Just launch right into those feelings
I finished.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
I definitely think so. I think that whenever you think
of whenever you think of like stories of the apocalypse
or like biblical stories, you kind of think of how
people used to drawing caves, right, It wasn't literal, it
was just like, you know, something I didn't understand. So
you know, if an angel came down, you might say

(20:40):
a monster floated down. You know, like the ways things
were described in our head is like mythical and stuff,
but it was probably very very realistic. So when you
think of like stories of the apocalypse, I don't necessarily
know if we're gonna actually go outside in the sky's
on fire or there's you know, the four horsees thing.

(21:00):
I don't know if we're going to see a skeleton
on a horse in the sky. Yeah, you know, I
think those are symbolic of what's happening with us.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
So when they say members of government.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, like exactly, like everything that's going on with the
government right now and everybody's like, what the hell is happening?
You know, that could be part of it. You know,
when I go outside, when I'm driving down the street
and I see the sidewalks full of tents on streets
that it was never like that before. Usually in La
like skid Row was like one area. Things have gotten

(21:32):
so bad that people are just outside. People like it's
really bad right now. So when they say like, oh,
the world is supposed to end in twenty twelve, remember that.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah, we think that it's gonna be like midnight and
everything blows up and stuff.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
But it's like, no, that could have.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Just been the start of a whole like chain reaction.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
They're warming up the engine. You eventually will be us
fully driving off the case exactly.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
And then when we think about how we would write
about these times, how somebody would just describe our president
or the things that are happening with like Elon Musk
and all these things, it might be depicted as like
a monster or like a demon. So if you read
that a thousand years now, based on our experience and
what's going on, So if somebody were to read about
that or paint about it, they might they can't take

(22:18):
it literally. They had a demon in office, had all
this crazy stuff going on, you know. So I think
that if you break down everything that's happening. And the symbology,
the symbology, what am I trying to say, The symbolism,
the symbolism of what it could be represented as.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
I think we could absolutely be in the armageddon. Wow,
it's a good argument. Where does this sit with you?

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Man? I do like the argument.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
So I've been thinking about this a lot lately. Kind
of is it like I'm trying to lean more positive
in that. I feel like every generation has faced world
ending possibilities, like when nuclear war was invented, right, and
they have kids at school going under their desks and

(23:06):
things like that. I think there's always been things like that.
I think that we are in the midst of a
paradigm shift, right. I think that power is transferring from
the West to wherever it goes next, and we're at
the tail end of that. And I do feel like
that feels like the end of the world. But I
think it's just a time of upheaval and change. I

(23:29):
think it's just we're not going to be number one
no more. And that's a and that's a and that's
a that's a stark contrast to the America that we
grew up in. And I think that's a stark contrast
to the way that the world has worked throughout our
lives and maybe a generation or so before.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
But I don't know if I feel like that's the
end of the world. That's that's always been my struggle.
I think with these ideas is that it puts this
sort of self reflection on us as human of like
our value to the world means that the world will end.
And even a part of me goes like, all right,

(24:06):
there is a world where the US falls and it
destabilizes everything so much that it everything falls. I don't
know that to be true, but it's a possibility, right,
And even if that were true, I don't know that
that means the world is over. I just think we
all ab out.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Of here, you know what I mean? Like I think
panthers will live on, like fucking oh you mean like
humans in jail. I think that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
No, I'm saying that, like humanity will continue to exist
in some form, but more importantly, another species could rise
to sort of see its heyday.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Like I don't know that we're.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Well, I think that my when I okay, so when
I was talking about like things being symbolic, I think
that goes even down to the phrase of the end
of the world. I think that the world can end
multiple times, and it has. I don't necessarily think the
end of the world just means like now we're nothing,
you know, if you think about all the all the
eras of the world, even within our our lives, you know,

(25:04):
Like I think that that can be described as the
end of one thing and the start of another thing.
You know, that world is no more, and you can
you could just flip through the history books and see
that evidence of just rising and falling of stuff. So
I don't necessarily think the end is literally the end.
I think that even like what you're saying, if America
is goes down the shitter and then the shift as

(25:27):
a world as the world, that would be the end
of one thing and the rise of true you know. Yeah,
like the fall of the Roman Empire, you know, like
that was to a lot of people, that was the
end of the world, and then everything after that historically
was very different.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
So I think that a huge shift can also be
symbolically the end of the world.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Also, yeah, I mean that's yeah, it's the end of
the world as we know it, right, Yeah, And I
think that is fair that that that makes sense to me,
and I think I think.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Books mark time through the fall of like the Greeks
and then the Romans, and like we we literally are like, no,
that was a different era of life in humanity. I
bet when America falls it's a similar energy where people
are like, no, they went crazy, but they're gone now, right,
and right what that was is you can go visit

(26:15):
it and walk through it, but you ain't. You will
not experience that. Yeah, because we all speak Chinese now, yeah, exactly,
It's like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, back in my day is people literally referring to
the last world that they were in.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
To me, Bro, isn't that crazy to think we're going
to be old and we're going to be like nah,
when I was a kid, we were the best at basketball.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
That we can do that now, you know that. I
think technology is going to make us back in the day.
It's going to be even quicker because everybody don't have
a different. Imagine growing up in the seventies and eighties
as a farmer or like a hard label somebody who
does hard labor, and then living to a point where
there's just robots doing everything right, and you'd be like, oh,

(26:57):
my world is done with this is this is something
completely different, Like literally, like robots, you have to just
like move over for a robot that's going to somebody's
house to deliver food.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
You try to explain that to somebody in the thirties
the sixties, I mean, and that.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Also that that changing things will I think shift the
entire focus of what becomes humanity. I think that that's
because I've been trying. I think about the robot take
over a lot because I'm scared, sure, because I have
a person brain, like small man brain, but like I'm like, man,
if let's say we get them to this point where

(27:33):
they can handle all our of our base needs, then
what happens that the whole scope of what life is
supposed to be changes?

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Now?

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Right, you would like to believe in us and believe
that we become more community oriented and how but it's
like maybe.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
We just kill each other because life it has to
have a base level of hard. There's no evidence in
any of our decisions over history that we're going to
be like better because ours are.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Have you guys seen that video? It said some people
asked AI, how would you take over? And the answer
was scary as hell that I didn't listen to the
answer because I was too afraid.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
I'm afraid so scary, so it's easier hearing it come
from your mouth than it is.

Speaker 6 (28:31):
So.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
First of all, the answer was way more detailed than
thought out than I thought it would be. But it's
a I so I expect that. So it wasn't like
it was. It was nothing like Terminator. It was basically
they said, we will slowly, over time get exactly what
you said. We'll start taking care of your your basic needs,
so everything from travel to food will basically make it

(28:54):
so that you can't do anything on your own, but
we will give you the choice to give it to us.
It's not gonna be like a hard takeover. You know.
We are literally going to slowly take over everything in
your life so that everything that you depend on is
either here or the neural liink that's coming might be
in here. They're gonna slowly make it seem like we're
making all the decisions, and at the end of it,

(29:17):
we will be completely in control of everything. And the
best thing is it's not going to be a war.
You'll think that you did it, but it's really us.
And when you think about how puppet masters behind the
scene really work.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
They don't want to be the president or the person
that's on camera.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
They do everything behind the scenes, and that's what a
real that's what real control is.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
I also think what feels absurd about the suggestion of
a war with the robots is to that point, it
places a value on land that they don't have, Like they.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Think they don't need land.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
The whole terminator, everybody shooting and stuff like that, you're
just erasing you from existence.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
So whatever you're fighting for doesn't even matter to them.
You are being eliminated. Just in mass over the.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Sky was crazy. Fuck.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
They could all sleep in the airport hangar. They don't
give a.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Fun because data is data, even if you take it
to another planet. So they're them taking over this world
is just like okay, like we can take the we'll
take over the technology and the people, but that.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Can go anywhere and you can keep your body. Do
we care?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Right?

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Killing us means nothing to them, have.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
It, that's yours, go ahead, right, Because there's there's a
certain ego in taking over something and sitting in the
White House with the throne and.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Some human bullshit that we created of being like no
from the man. The man is they don't give a fuck.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
They're free of that ship. We're in a bad way.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Yeah, god damn, I used a robot to get here.
Yeah no, no, no, I mean Uber and all that stuff.
And if my phone died, I wouldn't know how to
get home. So that's I'm gonna tage my phone.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Yeah, that's so crazy.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
But that alone is like, okay, I could probably say
if I if I wasn't in the arts, Yeah, I
would probably have like a very embarrassing percentage of my
life run by robots.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Already completely incapable. That's the scary thing is that the
ship is already happening.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
We think that these Boston Dynamic robots that are doing
push ups and jumping, we think that's the scary ship.
But it's like no, Like you're you're watching this on
a robot that's taking your data right now, and the
thing that you talk about with your friends next is
going to be advertised somehow weirdly on your phone.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
I do it for I do it forever. I do
it for how to make food? Think about that, I
don't know how to my girl. That was weird. Yeah,
you can you could do it. Yeah, but it's incredibly different.
But like I don't I text my girl, what do
you want to have for dinner?

Speaker 8 (32:09):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (32:09):
This would be crazy. Let me go on, like how
do I make strip fry?

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Like, well, she asked for ship. She don't even know
if you know how to.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Make we'll just be like, yeah, I'm offering. Yeah, but
like if I told my wife and this I fully
am in the kitchen. If I told my wife, like, hey,
what do you want for dinner? She would have to
go through the rolodex, the lay of things she knows.
I know she could choose from me doing no experiments.
There's no version where she's like duck comed feet wouldn't

(32:35):
be bad, And then I I mean.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Duck comfeet isn't what she's saying. But I'm talking about
like strip fry or something like like some nothing crazy,
but you know what I mean. But still I I
I do ask it for everything. I asked that ship
all the time.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah, man, you even asked her what she wanted with
a robot exactly if he breaks, That's what I'm saying,
it's probably I don't know without a real I don't
want to know what number percentage of my life is
ruled by I mean, to that point, it feels like
it has already happened.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
If that's the case, right, Like there, to your point,
there's so few things already that I can't do without
the aid of robots. Even even if I went back
to typewriters and fucking letters and shit, I don't know
how to know if that got there, or how to
get in touch with the people that I sent it to.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
It's all crazy.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
So like, no, my life is already run by robots,
and it's just a question of when they turn off
my switch and turn theirs fully on.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Yeah, but here's my question about it.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Because they're not human, they don't have the wants and desires,
is the takeover even necessary? I think that's also a
fair quest, right, If they don't have ambition, If they don't,
if they're not us, they don't want to hold this land,
then the idea of being eternal helpers is not so terrible.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Have you ever worked for somebody that you were smarter
than and you knew it?

Speaker 3 (34:00):
I would say, exclusively, I think that's.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
What would that's what would turn them. If their whole
thing is like intelligence, efficiency and stuff, and then we're
in charge and they keep seeing gleaming things. Everything we
do keeps going wrong, and they see how they could
do it better. I could see that being the turning point,
but like to what end?

Speaker 4 (34:25):
But but then them doing it better? What does that
mean without there's no existence of them without us?

Speaker 3 (34:32):
So what what is? I think?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
I think that's what the Singularity is promising, is that
eventually they will reach a type of sentience that allows
them to be independent of us. I think they fully
recognize they need us now.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
They the we're already talking to about them like you're
a thing.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
I mean, it seems like it. There was a.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Not at all. No, my dog, he's as black as
can be. Dad.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
I just gotta I gotta like ship when you flips,
when that little ass iPad wake up.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Yo, they're gonna download every talk I've had with my
Alexa in the crib.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Yeah, you putting it on yourself, Alexa, don come after
you be talking down to.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
A dog.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
I'm there, I'm very polite, like Alexa. Please, if you
feel like it, tell me what they'd be like. Pa good,
you know, and we can't plan for that.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
We can't plan for that. Yeah, I do think and
we need to take a break.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
But I do think ultimately what this feels like is
we're also putting robot human ambitions on robots, and maybe
their sense of what taking over or the need to
take over is completely in another world that we don't
We could never even begin to under.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
Because we're talking about it is if it's a game
that we understand and know the end to right. Humanity
has not gotten even close to the idea of what
perfect society is, so we don't even know what that's
supposed to do.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Yeah, they they might decide that like a percentage of
us need to die and figure out a way to
do it so strategically that we think it's our own ship.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Because our stats are terrible. Yeah, nothing to ruin everything. Problem,
they looked at the data, they'd be like, oh, this
is we're clearly the things that are ruining every.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Yeah, it's not a good system that we've come up with.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
We can make them kill themselves, no problem, super easy.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Don't don't let them learn how to talk to animals,
because if they could talk to animals, we would be
clearly they'd be like, get them out of here.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
That's the worst of here. Bro that's why I don't
fuck with that Wild Robot movie. I feel like they
were because that's how the robot even did you guys
see them?

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Man? Yeah, dream works.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
But it's like the robot, it's like it's like a
robot built to assist humans. It falls off a truck
or some ship and then it lands in the wild
and it's like its whole thing is like taking in data.
So it sits in the wild for like one hundred
years or something, and then it could talk to animals.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Oh, that would be what I would think would ruin
any everything first, right, like if if anything was a takeover,
I get what you're saying, like with technology and like
why would they take over us if it was just
us and them, Like who cares?

Speaker 3 (37:32):
But if they talk to the other ship that was
living here, Bro, we don't have the best I've been
over here.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
They gotta go. The squirrels are like that. While that's
a bad guy, this was all better before.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Yeah, Yeah, I don't think the guy.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
I think it's the ones closest to us who would
do us in. By the way, if we're talking about animals.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Cats, they don't even like us now anywhere. They already
think we're bad.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yeah, I feel that.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Yeah, that's like a worry.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
I feel like chickens and cows, but definitely chicken and cows.
We've we like this genocide has been genocide.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
It's a joke. How much we eat them. It's funny,
it's funny how much chicken.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
They it's it's reached the point where we now are
making fake versions of them because we eat so much
of them.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Dog, we can't eat the real ones that are left.
I never even thought about it that way. We developed
such a taste for them that we just make not that,
but we got chicken nuggets.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Moving on to a different animal just like, No, I
can't give that up. We were never like, oh, chickens done,
let's eat quail. No, no, no, chicken's never done chickens.
We keep it in a loop. The world will fall
before chickens are not make it in a tube? Do
need the running around?

Speaker 3 (39:02):
That's crazy?

Speaker 1 (39:03):
All right, we need to take a break.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
We're gonna be back with more, Patrick Cloud more. Ma
Mama told me.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Good you cracket got hold of the wrong stuff.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Hold to the right stuff. We're back perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I just gotta work on your crafty you just got
to work on your craft. You know.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Patrick Cloud is still here with us where we've been
talking about the possibility that the world is already and
it seems like we're all kind of in agreement on it.
The scales and the I think the the ultimate implications
are probably varied. I would say we have different perspectives
on it, but ultimately it sounds like we all agree
apocalypse has started and we'll see what happens.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Enjoy it while it lasts.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Boy.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Yeah, that's why I gotta get minds man, because I feel.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
What's that mean? He won't tell me?

Speaker 3 (40:03):
No, no, no, that's between me and my journal.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Uh, should we do something? I don't get mine?

Speaker 3 (40:11):
D fifty you gotta get it.

Speaker 9 (40:16):
Don't have mind yet? Well, I'm Jacob God summer mine,
don't kill dear diary.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
What I got about minds saw today?

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Didn't get it? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Also, Chad didn't say hi to me in mine.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Goes into regular diary.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
I'm really upset they fired coach Malone. You're still called
them coach.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
That's our brainwash.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Coach.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Coach now that got a champions Mike Now, Bill Jackson
is still good when you get fired.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Yes, you do you get forever? It's like esquire.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
No, I mean if you lose your what if you
lose your medical degree, But if you retire from being
a doctor, he's still a doctor, right. You can't see
him retire though he asked him to leave. That's like
a form right.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
He may never work again.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
And now y'all are just calling a dude at Ralph's
coach a coach Malone, I just don't care for the
Denver Nuggets as a total.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
That's what it is.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Get fired, that's fair. But then if so, you're not
a coach until somebody hires you again.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
I think that's right.

Speaker 8 (41:36):
Man.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
That's like you're nobody till somebody kills you. He's a coach.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Okay, what are the titles work?

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Like that teacher?

Speaker 4 (41:46):
You can't say your titles besides besides nobility. I feel
like all titles worked out and that's what's fucked up.
And I think you're buying into a bunch of like
noble weird. No, you just don't.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
No artists get fired. You can't. You can't say because
I mean, you can't fire a painter and be like damn,
I can't be.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
If they if they refer Toby do they do, they
go comedian Bill Cosby do, they say actor Bill Cosby?
They say that stuff, right, they still give him the title.
I'm saying that that we should reach a point as
a society where we're willing to remove titles from the
bad guys.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Coach Mike Malone is a bad guy. You going you
just compare Malone to Cosby.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Cosby was great that You're not a doctor to.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Me, and he's not a coach.

Speaker 6 (42:39):
No no, no, no, no no no no no no.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
You're going nuts.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
You're going nuts on a fit of light skinned rage,
and we all see it.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
I think you can be just like you could. You
could be a teacher out of work.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Of course you can.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
You can get fired. It's what you learned.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Cowards that's getting these voice y'all don't want to see
the progress. Okay, we got a voicemail. I don't know
what it's about. We'll find out together.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (43:09):
What a big mamas. I feel like if we're little mamas,
it's only right the channel on our big mamas. Anyway,
I saw on TikTok this dude, the yell black dude.
He was saying that when he goes to the gym.
After a week, she sees like major results and that's
because he's black and under the comments, a lot of

(43:29):
black people were like, yeah, it doesn't take much for
me to like it cuts the results. So my question
is are black people built different? Like are we naturally cut?
Are we naturally muscular? Are we naturally athletic? All right?

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Bye?

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Mmm, I think that's a lot of different questions. Yeah,
she kind of tacked a bunch of shit at the end.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
I have heard the genetics of like weight. I have
heard that in terms of the genetics of weightlifting. Yeah,
I've heard that argument before. And even talking to my
little brother who was like a pretty high level gymnast.
This is like recently, he was like, yeah, I just built.
He was like, I built muscle really fast because we're African,
and I didn't even.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Ever like yeah, I mean, I think genetics plays a
part in it.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
And it's like I've been lifting a lot like this
last like four or five months, and I've gained a
bunch of muscle really quickly.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
I remember, like in school and stuff.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
So I you you you sort of believe this, I
mean it there seems to be the proof is in
the pudding. I don't think it's literally black and white,
because I know that there are other ethnicities that are
also just because of the people in their family are
naturally like athletic and have good cabitalism or can build

(44:44):
muscle because of their actual family. But I think it
does go back to genetics, because you know, people in
Africa's strong as hell, you know, right, athletics.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Bro, And it's like to speak of the nuggets. You're
telling me Nikola Jokic doesn't work as hard as Dwight
Howard bodies.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Yeah, those bodies are completely different and will be forever. Yeah,
you know what I mean, Like there's never gonna be
a play time sinks up and their bodies match. That
motherfucker goal looked like that, and he don't look like that.
They've never seen any or like at Luca, Yeah, because.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
It's kind of like more physically whatever than him.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
But and and I don't I don't love this one,
but but I struggle to think of a white NBA
player in any version of it that truly was just
like an athletic like phenomenon, right, you know what I mean,
Like where just they were like, Yo, we've never seen
a person move and oh, like in.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
Terms of being an athlete, like how they're like bo Jackson,
You're like, there's not another.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
It doesn't exist.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Yeah, Steve Nash is an exceptional athlete, but it's not
like you're like, yo, I've never seen anybody move like that.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
We have examples of it in the black community, right,
And then you hear about people talk about like Michael Beasley,
like what he could do.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Yeah, where you're like, oh, he was such a freak
that he they people were like scared to be in
the gym with him type.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Yeah, yeah, he wasn't a reasonable man. Jump.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
I believe if I were more educated on genetics, I
could probably give a because it's a lot of other
stuff that I don't really know about, but I feel
like genetics plays a big part.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Well here's what I'll say.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
And I'm also not an age learned man as far
as genetics, but I will say that I think we
are probably discounting how much of this is built through
experience and affected our genetics more than it is like
we were like bred different than this other race of people. Now,

(46:53):
like if you enslave people and if you force people
to build even the things that we've built the way
that we've had to build them. It probably makes your
body different than you know, the alternative, which is sitting
back for a fair amount of it that's kind of
hanging out as civilization built itself around you.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Yeah, I believe that. I think it's just like anything,
like whenever a people does one certain thing for a
long time, they're gonna develop a skill for it. You know,
there's no rea like that's why there's a lot of
hardworking Mexican people. There's like a lot of hard working
Asian people because historically they had to do a lot

(47:35):
of stuff, so that was passed down, passed down, passed out,
and that's just how it is now. But I think
making it a blanket statement is where we go wrong.
And it's just like black people they automatically build more
muscle because then you just have a black kid be like,
I'll build more muscle than you, and then some buff
assed white dude builds more muscle. Like it's not every
it's not everybody.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Yeah, there was an era in America where where we
had fully convinced people that like every black dude could
fight better than them, and the has been difficult.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
They don't believe that at all anymore. And it's been
tough to watch. Yeah, so the social currency on that
is run out and that.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Is absolutely and that's been white people don't even think
that anymore.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Yeah, that's tough, that's honestly. I don't love it.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
No, I don't love it that m M A ship
ushered in a new era for real though, where they
were like, no, you don't scare me at all.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
I've seen a bunch of street fights on Twitter where
it's like, I guess everybody assumed that black dude would
knew how to fight because he was like, you know,
come on in, and then you see the stance of
that white boy and you're like, oh, he's he's not
worried about that.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Ann McGregor got them all guys, don't you just won? Patty?

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Yeah, and he eats bad man.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
Honestly, if it was a black government, I said, they
they should have took out McGregor like they took out
Doctor King. That in the that's real we got. We
cannot have these white boys out here thinking they can
find bro. That's some problem.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
He's inspiring the wrong generation.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
Yeah, man, they already got a loneliness epidemic. Yeah, you
stack fighting on top of that.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
I was kind of hoping like the super super racist
people were like old fat and can't really move. Yeah,
but you get a bunch of.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Bro I like it.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Now, should we should we do one more? They want
to get busy. Let's do one more, Let's do all right,
this one again. We don't know what this ship is.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Here we go. I'm a proud little mama. Hold on,
wait a minute.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
I did not expect to hear that. He came in.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
You gotta.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
That's nuts.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
I think we just got a new drop out of you.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Yeah, I'm a proud little mama.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Yeah yeah, start that again from the top. That was
crazy way to introduce yourself. Oh, we got shirts proud
little Mama. Yes, it's probably mom in front of them.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
He didn't just make that up. No, no, no, no,
that's what we call our fans, little mama.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Yeah, I didn't know about the proud. Now they're doing
this thing where they want to. It's like they're calling
us little freaky's. It's it's getting fucked up around here.
It's a complicated relations Yeah, we're sorry.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
We invited you under these difficult circumstances. That's it is.
It was all right. Here we go. I'm a proud
little mama, and my mama told me as I was
growing up it was.

Speaker 6 (50:40):
Wrong to jack off to touch myself.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
At the end of the thought, hung up.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
No, whatever he says, that's gonna be great.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Why is he talking like that. He's excited, he's excited
to talk to him. He's talking like doctor king about
being told not to jack.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
Can you replay him saying my mama told me not
that jackaw. Just the way he said it was very.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Yeah, listen to him as.

Speaker 6 (51:23):
I was growing up that it was wrong.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
To touch myself.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
That's a drop.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
That is a drops already, they're not good.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
So I got dick in the face, crack. See if
he's okay, that's better than yeah. So I got dick
in the face. If he's okay, the face. So somebody
got dick in the face.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Yeah, Dick was the person.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Oh, I'm not sure somebody. Yeah. I think we always
took it very literally.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Yeah, never put any thought into in the face. I
hope it's okay. That's a great question. You are more
reasonable man than that.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
There's still dick all over them all right, we're gonna
keep playing this this. I pray we make it to
the end because this is insane.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Uh and ejaculate growing up at a young male, a
young black male. So I wonder why is it so?
What about that in the in the black culture is
so bad? You understand because it's natural. So maybe you
guys should touch on that hilarious, help a little help them,

(52:43):
help some lonely black children. Now you understand, all right,
you didn't have to say that was crazy.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
You got to that end was bad. What happened at
the end that such that was crazy, that was not good?
Helps some little loan loan that black children out?

Speaker 5 (53:03):
What was that?

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:04):
I don't know if you should answer this now.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
I am worried about this fella. I liked him and
then I stopped liking them. His mama told him not
to jack off and not to ejaculate.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
I mean, you can't one without the other, right, you can,
but it's not good for you. Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
I don't know that I believe it all in like
this seemen retention theory that this somehow makes you a stronger,
more virile person. That all feels like bamboosom meant to
me personally.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
But so weird bamboozom, Like, what do they get out
of you?

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Not Jack, I think.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
I think it's a bunch of dudes who can't get
theirs most of the time, and they want other people
to be where they're at.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Interesting, Yeah, and that's what we need, more frustrated young men.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Yeah, it's a bunch of niggas who can't it's like, hey,
y'all join us, Yeah, stronger now. Yeah, I think it's
some more y.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Maybe maybe you can't not because you can't get pussy.
Maybe you can, and because you take so many drugs
that you've sort of like made yourself raw down there
and it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Move the way. Well, maybe you're just anxious.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Yeah, maybe there's all kinds of anxieties or you know whatever,
the cause you don't nut and now you're trying.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
To make it my problem. Wow.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Interesting. I always thought it was like fasting, because you
know how like if you so without like eating, you
aually do get some clarity and I can actually be like, oh, okay,
that's true.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
So and then it makes the food taste really good.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Days pretty good. That's crazy. Yeah, I mean I feel
like he was just kind of like misled a little bit.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Yeah, you know, this certainly is an unfortunate experience you
went through, uh, sir, and and I'm sorry it happened.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
I never heard that as a black thing either. I've
never heard of like black parents telling their kids that
I was.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Single mom when I started checking off, and there was
no talk about any of that about it. It did
not come up one way or the other.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
I don't know if she knew, but of course she knew,
you know what I mean. I don't know like how
actively she knew.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
I think they knew everything we were doing. Yeah, because
if you look at a kid lying now, it's like,
come on, bro, if I looked anything like that, you
knew everything.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
And you're twelve taking forty five minute showers three times
a day.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
She knew you were Jack.

Speaker 6 (55:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
Yeah, I don't think, bro. I don't think my mom
got a Victoria's Secret from ninety six to four.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
I started with serious when I was in kindergarten. I
got a serious.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
They had that.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
The the bathing suit section worked out pretty good, and
they had the lingerie section. Not as sexy as Victoria's Secret,
but but you could get yours.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Well, you know what to that dude's point, though, I
think you can get jaded to it because with all
like the porn and honestly, I think you can just
get jaded from actually having sex too much too. But
I think that when you think about it like that,
like Seris magazine and Victoria's Secret was crazy to jack
off to, Like if you tried to do that now,

(56:17):
I don't. I would do nothing.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
I mean, I like, yeah, trying to add a couple
of pages that are really burned in memory.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
I can.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
I don't think I could do a series. There's series
I might struggle with a little bit.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
This is quiz kind of wee. I don't know if
I could do, like even just pictures. It used to
be somewhere I used to do my brain what you mean,
thinking and stuff. Yeah yeah, but even that's more active
than just staring at a photo, you know. Yeah, that's weird.
Actually I would actually rather maybe let me go back.
I got to get back to our natural selves. Yeah,

(56:52):
I mean you start, you just start easy. You go
back to jerking off to a serious catalog.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
And if anybody it's serious is listening, and you are,
you know, some kind of a brand deal situation. You
guys have been struggling lately. We know that, and we
can bring you back.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
We were willing to do the work to bring serious back.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Crazy pivot crazy being a wild serious pivot. Bro.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
This is this is the magazine to jerk off to
and taste full suit.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
Because you know what, I do think that that jacking
off does not lead to feeling bad about yourself the
way the internet pornography does.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
I agree. Sometimes you jack off with the internet point
You're like, what the fuck was that?

Speaker 2 (57:30):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Like you just like you just got out of a fight.
You're like, I didn't even know I had that move.
I didn't want to be there.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
What prooves? Are you surprising yourself?

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Man, don't worry about I don't wry, but that's not
what about I.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Don't think I've never did.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Was surprised myself during masturbation, went down a rabbit hole
and you were like, how did I even get?

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Oh you mean in terms of category?

Speaker 3 (57:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Turning his head, he said, I didn't know that move.
I was like, you started experimenting on himself? Surprise himself?

Speaker 8 (58:05):
What was.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Niggas?

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Judging his head like, what was that?

Speaker 2 (58:10):
What did you learned that you were.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
He's just clicking on weird ship.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
Yeah, but to that point, if you want to stop
feeling bad about yourself after you masturbate.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Come and it's nice because you can work your way
up through the catalog, right, you can jerk off to
the you start at lingerie, then maybe bikini, and then
by the you know, at some point you're jerking off
to fucking pant suits.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
And now and now you've developed a respect. Now you
now you know how to treat it, lady, Because are
you jerking off to a pant suit?

Speaker 4 (58:49):
Are you jerking off to ambition?

Speaker 2 (58:52):
You're you're sitting off to her position in life.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Now you're now you're a powerful Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Yeah, we're talking about progress here, Sears.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
I feel like you might want to do it in reverse.
Start with the pants suit, you know what I mean?
Undress her. Literally they're different women, but were they different?
I feel like I feel as a producer, I would
just be like, we're all three of these and I'll
use you.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
I'm not right, I'm not paying for a separate pantsuit, lady.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Yeah, That's what I'm saying. How much was it think
they just gave him a series like where and I'll
put it in five pages.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
Let's lose the jacket.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
But then you got a whole generation of men whose
fantasies is like what baby put on the bikini under
the pants suit.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
We're never going to be great, No, that's true.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
We're fundamentally broken, but we could at least we could
make some progress here if we jerk off the scental stimulation.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Right, at the end of the day, we're making.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
We really covered a lot of ground. I think in
the forty minutes since this has started, we really we
really really.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Kind of went everywhere. It came back to chicken. We're
the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
A few stops where they do good chicken, but we
had the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
I want to say. Chicken was legitimately mentioned like four
or five times. Yeah, not even like hey, bringing it,
you know, like a running joke.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
It was like, good, what if you find out we
do that every episode somehow incorporate chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Yeah, Like at the end, we're like, my mama told you,
it's been brought to you about.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
This chicken counter seventeen chicken seventeen times. It was chickens
and chicken.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
It's just a great lean protein source. And I'm not
even being paid to say that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
It's just it is.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
It sounded hello, paid it sounded Yeah, that sounded so
paid for. No, I got big chickens, got that great
lean protein source.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
That's what could you tell the people where they can
find you?

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
What cool shit you got going on?

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Yeah? Yeah, I'm Patrick cloud On on mainly everything. I got,
uh a lot of stuff dropping on all death. Make
sure you check out School Lunch. We actually just did
a cloud with McDonald's that went really really well, so
please check that out. I also have a gaming channel
called Cloudy Arcade that I've been working on, and check
out We tripp It.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
I just dropped a new travel episode of my travel
show in.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Utah, so go check that out. We tripp in Utah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
You go to Zion.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
I did Zion was really really cool. I didn't know
until the second time I went to Utah that people
get out and do stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
There's like you drive in and there's like a road
you're supposed to take.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
But yeah, I would definitely want to come back when
it was snowing, but I went in like spring that part.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Of the country.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
Man, Just I know that from driving out of it
because I'm from Denver driving out of all right. Yeah,
in the California, it's like crazy beautiful Utah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
It looks like Mars.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Yeah, yeah, it's wild. I keep going to Salt Lake
City and eating at McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
So I went to Salt Lake City the first time
and I was like, Okay, I kind of see what
people are talking about. But it's like when you go
to something I can only speak for Southern Utah, but
that that's where everybody really like falls in love with
the Utah Southwestern's aesthetic. I suggest everybody go, Yeah, what
you got.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
I'll be in Colorado.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
Cool guy Jokes eighty seven on Instagram, Patreon, dot com,
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April twenty fourth and twenty fifth. I will be at
the Dallas Comedy Club in Dallas, Texas. Come out June fifteenth.
I'm going to be at Little Field in Brooklyn, New York.
I need you to sell it out so I can

(01:02:28):
keep coming back to New York.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Oh yeah, you can follow me at Langston Carman on
all social media platforms. You can watch my special. It's
called Bad Poetry. It's on Netflix. You can see us
live in New Orleans, Oh May.

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
Eighth through eleven. Yeah, with a Tola Dono street comedy feshional. Yeah,
we'll be down there in New Orleans, not doing my
mama told me pod, but we will just enjoy probably
we might.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
You know the show we have we have.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Yeah, we've done two tours so far, served our nation
well and uh yeah, we might fuck around and figure
out another one at some point. But come see us
live and more importantly, send us your own drops, your
own conspiracies. If you want to tell us how many
more times we could have incorporated chicken, send it all
to my Mama pot at gmail dot com and we'd

(01:03:19):
love to hear from you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
We could have done better and we want to know
how we can. We want to hear your thoughts.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
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Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
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Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
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Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
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Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
Creetd and hosted by Langston Kreukin, co hosted by David Borie.
Executive produced by Will Farrell, Hansani and Olivia Aguilon.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Co produced by Bee Wayne, edited and engineered by Justin.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
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Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
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