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Stable advice. Shoot. Hello, welcome to the Naughtyman Night Show.
I'm you have strub shooter and it's Wednesday, which means
our dear friend, a dear dear friend. Donnie Meetcham joins us. Hey, Donnie,
are you there? Hello? Hello, Hello, You know I look
forward to this every week. See and your smiling face
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talking to the nazis best part of the week for me.
We love you, we love you, we love you. Okay,
let's jump into the show. What time is it, my friends?
It is? So we've got this new breaking news. If
Prince Harry does in fact attend the coronation, he will
avoid bowing to Queen Consort Camilla. So there's still no
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words yet on if the Sussexes are gonna RSVP to
the coronation either way, which I thinks a bit rude.
It's five weeks away, Like, at what point do you
have to rs VP? You can't keep people guessing to
the very last minute. They've got to put out chairs, Donnie.
This is not a casual get together, it's a carnation.
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They need to know who we're in those chairs, and
Harry and Megan if you don't want them, Donnie and
I will take them. So we don't know it if
they're going to go, not because we're bad reporters, but
because they have not yet said so. I bet they've decided.
Do you think that two of them know the answer
and have just not yet communicated it. Of course they
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know the answer. I know the answer. The answer is
Harry will probably go, Megan will stay. Hum Yes, I
think we all know the answer. Friends of mine, not
close close friends of mine, but people I know had
one of those vacation weddings, and I knew the minute
the invite arrived that I wasn't going to be going.
I just didn't want to go. I didn't want to travel,
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I didn't want to spend all that money. And they
live in New arguably with some of the finest hotels
in the world. And now we all have to go
somewhere else. I can't say where because then you'll know
who I'm talking about. But nobody wanted to go. We
all texted each other, and I knew literally minutes after
open the invite opening the invite, that I wasn't going
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to go. But he dictate me at least like a
month to officially decline, So I know I should have
declined faster, but I think nine though they just haven't
told us yet. I agree, if you, Donnie, he's going
to be there, she's not. But if he does show up,
if he does attend his father's big day, he will
likely avoid having to bow to his stepmother, Queen Camilla.
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So Camilla will be crowned alongside Charles at the ceremony.
There's going to be two thrones, hers a little smaller,
two crowns, hes a little smaller. This would be like
you and me, Donnie, if we got crowned together, you
would make sure I was all the way in the back. Oh,
we're standing. You see him over there? Yeah, he's going
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to go over there, say locked the doors, locked the doors.
So they're gonna be seating next to each other. But Harry,
he won't really have to have any interaction because he's
basically going to have no part, no official part, in
the ceremony. He's spoken out about Camilla and his new
memoir Spare Goodness Gracious. Did he ever calling his stepmom
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a villain, saying she was dangerous? He wrote that quote
complex feelings about gaining a stepparent who I thought herd
has sacrificed me on her own personal p r altar,
so he said some really tough things about her. He's
going to have no part in the ceremony. He'll be
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seated towards the rear of the church, and it's William
who will have an official role in It's so we
will see William bown to his father and his stepmom.
It's a weird thing, isn't it, bowing to your parents.
It just feels so. I could go either way with this.
One part of me thinks it's just really wrong and
rude that we bout to kings and queens who have
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got the job not because of any particular talent, but
rather because they were born into that position. I can
respect elected officials. I can also respect people, Donnie, who
have done amazing things, the best in their business, people
that have literally raised the top because of their talent.
It would really burn me to think somebody is going
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to have all this privilege, it's going to literally be
a king just because of who he was born to. Yeah,
I could see that, but I mean, it is what
it is, and he needs to follow protocol. He goes
there about to the queen, but he just suck it up.
You've caused this family a lot of you know, drama,
someone's even trauma. I think you just bout I think
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I agree with you here. I think if you go
play by the rules, if you don't want to play
by the rules, don't go, But to go and break
the rules, I think that is a little aggressive myself.
You might disagree, let me know. We also want to
know what you think about this big question, our pole
question of the day. If Prince Harry does attend the coronation,
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he will avoid bowing to Queen Camilla. Do you think
he should bow? Yes or no? I can't wait to
get your answer. Go vote on at a page at
Naughty Nice rather facebook page is Naughty Gossip. I'd be
sure to chap back to Moreau to hear your results. Hey,
Donnie Love, what are you working on? Well? The trial?
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I never want to end the grinned balt Joe trial.
And the man suing her is explaining why he emailed
his daughters I'm famous. He did after the ski crash.
So apparently he emailed his daughter's right after and the
subject line said I'm famous. But now he's like Calfine
to go back because that doesn't look good. It looks
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actually very bad. So he's saying, again, my head was scrambled,
but it was trying to desperately communicate with my kids
before they heard from somebody else that I got crushed.
Crush is a pretty strong word, and he keeps going
out saying it didn't pick my words well, not at
all how I felt. And I was really trying to
add a little levity to a serious situation, and it backfired.
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It backfired, buddy, because now it looks like you're only
out there trying to get money from her by using
the words I'm famous. He wrote those words. Yeah, you're
desperately trying to get in touch with your daughters. Text
doesn't work, you had to email. I'm It's just I'm
very confused now because I wanted to almost believe this man.
He's seventy six years old. But it's not looking good.
It's not looking good for him. I'm leading towards grenoth
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on this one. I feel like she's being shut down.
Is that the right word when somebody wants some money
or attention? I don't like this. He did write, I'm famous.
Oh and then also to remember, he wanted three million
dollars and the judge threw that out and load it
to three hundred thousand. I'm very suspicious about all this,
but I must admit, like you, Donna, I can't stop
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watching it Gwyneth every day the fashion alone. Do you
think she's driving her stylist bunkers pulling clothes? And what's
she going to wear on the last day? Do you
think it will be a ballgown like at the Oscar?
She should wear that pink Calvin Clin dress that she
wore when she accepted her her Oscar. What would you
wear on the very last day, something with a fabulous reveal,
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be like a trench coat and they'd be like, oh,
we look at it's just very casual, very demure, and
then you get on the stand and you just and
it's a fabulous oh yeah. Oh like maybe she should
like release doves in the courtroom, come in with a cage,
a bird cage and released it. Do you think she's
complained about the humidity in the courtroom because she's always
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got a humidifier with her. Oh, I can imagine once
Gwyneth gets back to the hotel room, she's cleaning about everything,
fully scrubbed and rinsed and steamed. I bet she's in
that shower putting all her potions on all a gooby goop.
I bet she's a repull by sitting with commoners. They're
caught in the fluorescent lighting alone, harsh Gwenneth doesn't like that,
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does she? I bet she burns her clothes to claims. Yes,
you know she's got some rich crab to going. Oh
I love her. She's just so out of touch. Everything
about her just drips rich white money. Oh I love
it done. It's almost like a caricature. It's almost like
I was watching it yesterday and it felt like it
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was snl when she said to the attorneyum, what's your name?
And she told her, oh, yes, yeah, oh I like
your shoes. Genne to rub the stand, it's too And
then did you hear what mister said? Or it might
have been a garrett that she wanted to bring cookies
for the police. Yes, definitely not cheap, because I like
a cheap cookie, like a black and white cookie in
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New York. Guenneth doesn't like those we brnolay. Yes, I know.
Well they said she couldn't bring cookies. Well, I can't
wait for the result. I think her children are going
to testify this week, but I'm really looking forward to that.
But I'm actually looking forward to just more Gwennath. I
just want more Gwenneth and I can't wait to see
her look on that final day. Hey, moving along, brook
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Shields is revealing that her ex husband, andre Agassi, the
tennis player, I forgot that they were married. They were married,
he smashed all his trophies because he was very angry
when she was on Friends. So she explains that after
she filmed an episode of Friends, they went home. He
went home and smashed all the trophiesn't and Brooke asks
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who wins for that? Nobody? Nobody wins at all. They're
all smashed up. Well, apparently she was acting opposite Matt LeBlanc.
Do you remember the episode In the scene she was
supposed to flick her fingers through Joey's hair and it
was all very sexual and then at one point I
think he was meant to lick one of her fingers. Well,
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andre Agassi was in the audience and stormed out, and
he said to her, everyone's making fun of me. You
made me feel like a fool by that behavior, and
She's like, it's a comedy. What's the matter with you?
And then she did give one to point act that
at the time andre Agassi could have been using crystal meth,
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which he's well, it does it every time. Donnie, there's
your explanation. That's something he's spoken about quite quite openly.
Now she's remarried to a producer, and she said she's
very very happy. But she also called his reaction petulant behavior,
and it was all to pull focus away from her
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towards him. There's some true words there, but although it
is very petty, and she's right, who wins? And she's
not mad that you broke all your trophies. Don't have
your trophies? Yes, why would you break something that's yours?
Just to show that by definition there, I mean if
you broke a plate or two in the kitchen, we
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share those plates. So I would be furious because my
plate is broken. But it's not my trophy. If you
want to smash you Wimbledon cup, what do I care?
It's not my cup. It's petulant, isn't it? But isn't that?
I love that last quote, though he was pulling attention
from her to him and after this happens, when you
think you've upset somebody, Oh my goodness, you apologize, I'm
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so sorry. I didn't mean to do that. I didn't
mean to make you jealous. I didn't mean to upset you.
And then you realize they actually were upset about all
the attention that they were not getting, rather than than you.
That's happened to me, Donnie. Has it happened to you? Oh? Yes,
because people are jealous. And what a lot of times
what they try to do is exactly this. They're like,
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what can I do? I need to cause a huge
scene in order to create attention, and so it all
comes to me. But what they don't realize is, yes,
you get attention, but you get negative attention. It's negative.
Remember app Oh she throws a seam, she can she
could get a spotlight on her quicker than you and
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me can drink a vodka soda at Bartino's. Oh it's
a it's a sort of a skill, isn't it. You
have friends, Donnie, it maybe in New York. Do you
have any new friends in LA who are drama queens
apart from you? Well? Yes, I mean I have gay friends,
and most gay friends are drama. Queen all drama. I
love it secretly, I love it. Okay, moving along, Reese
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is very upset about this divorce. What do you know? Yeah,
it's very sad at saying Reese with a spoon. She
never saw herself getting another divorce. She's forty seven years old,
and she revealed Friday that she and her husband Jim Roth,
they actually get married so long ago, in two thousand
and eleven. It was almost twelve years. Yeah, I didn't
see this one coming. And they share a ten year
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old son and she has ava twenty three deacon with
her ex husband Ryan Philip. Oh. Yes, yes, yes, sexy.
But there's a saying Reese is obviously disappointed and upset.
She never saw this coming, but they will continue to
compare in amicably. There is no drama. Basically, she's focusing
on her kids right now. But I can see what
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she says. She's like, I'm divorced twice now creeps up
on your doesn't it. My sister Christine, I think's divorced
three times. She's like the Elizabeth Taylor of Birmingham. I know.
Look at all the times that Kim Kardashian, I mean,
had quite a few marriages. I think, though, I hope
you never expect to be divorced, because when you say
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I do, when you get married, you're not thinking about
it ending. So it's always a bit of a surprise
ries not just to you, but anybody who's ever got divorced.
Nobody wants to get divorced, but it happens. She'll be
fine here. I hear her friends, particularly Jennifer Aniston, has
been really reaching out and really providing a shoulder for
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her to cry on. I'd do that for you, Donnie.
I'd be your Jennifer. Yes, you'd tell me everything, Tarlane,
tell me everything that I'll tell everybody else. Oh, it's terrible,
don't tell me anything. Okay, quickly before we get a break.
This is a strange little story, but Kate Middleton's new
pr reportedly has changed her mind and rejected the royal job.
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So the Princess of Wales she hired Alison Cornfield, who
used to work for celebrity chef Jamie Oliver. Very very
cute chef. I think he's called the Naked Chef in Britain,
although he is not naked, but we wouldn't mind if
he was. And so She's described as quote a ball
breaking strategist, and after Harry's memoir, Kate wanted to shake
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up her PR office and be more aggressive. Well, now
Alison has decided, you know, it's just not for me.
It's not the right fit. Also too, it said that
she realized quite quickly that she's going to lose all
her privacy if she takes on this really high profile job.
Working for a celebrity is one thing I've worked for
big celebrities to know. I mentioned I worked with Jayla
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Today really did oh? I did, Jessica Simpson, did Alicia Keys?
I worked with a tun of It's not the same
as Kate Middleton now Kate Middleton. It's a different level
of fame. Donnie. I don't think Jaylo gets the press
the attention that Kate Middleton gets, and you do become
part of the story. So if you don't want to
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be part of the story, I think it's probably a
very good decision. Although poor Kate Middleton still no PR.
She's been without a private secretary since last September. Hello
are you Donnie? Literally Kate, Hello, if you're listening, I'll
be Your're gonna take a bit break and we will
be right back. Welcome there to show. I'm Rob Shooter
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with her dear friend Donnie Meetcham, who's wearing a baseball
cap today. Donnie, why is that? Did you have a
bit of a disastrous head day? I actually am having
a terrible her all day because sometimes I will usually
shower before doing the show. Hope, shower is dirty, dirty bird.
But your voice sounds great. You also to have great hair.
You've always had really good at That's why I'm almost
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surprised when you cover it because even on a bad
hair day for you, it's still better than most people.
Most people get. No, you do have really good hair. Okay,
let's get to the poles. Harry made a shockered appearance
in a London court. We didn't know he was going.
He just popped up in London. So if he can
get to court in London and feel secure there have security,
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he can also go to the coronation. And that was
our question, will he turn up at the coronation? Sixty
percent said yes, they agree with you, Dottie. I think
Harry is going to go, but I doubt Megan will.
Don't forget to vote on today's pole. Going out to
it a page at naughty Nice rob Our facebook page
is naughty gossip. But I'm sure to check back to
mo wroteor here your results are. Now it's time for
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our nicest of the day. Oh, the nicest of the
day is that Tim Brady. He's newly single. As you
know the sun well, he is back in the day
eating game. A source told Page six. The quarterback is
dating around. He's shopping shopping for a lady. That's terrible
usage of the word, but okay, he is out in
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a bell Now. Look if you saw his thirst trap
on Instagram. This man ain't gonna have no problem for
finding a lady, a man, anybody. He's so good looking.
I've met him a couple of times. He's so good
looking he almost looks like his carved Adam marble. Yeah,
he could be a statue. His jaw it's Michelangelo. It's
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just everything about him is delicious. I'd love to see
him with Pete Davidson. Pete, I think you could get
with him. I don't know. He wouldn't put up with her.
I mean, let's remember though he did wouldn't date Tara
Read We forgot about that, didn't we. Shark nado's Tara
read and before Tara, he was with a playboy playmate.
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So there's a side, a dirty side to Tom. I know,
because we all think of Giselle, we all think of
high end fashioned Gucci and Pucci. But there was a
moment look at your facial MAT's wide open, shocked when
he was with Tara Reid. Okay, let's do add naughtiest there.
Naughty naughty naughties ship Selena Gomez and Zane Malik hucked
up right before their alleged date night. So these two
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have been hooking up for quite a while. They got
together in four twenty twelve, the first time. That's a
decade ago. They have quietly been odd and off. Now
we spotted them out together. Even though I'm saying they're naughtiest,
They're really add nicest. They tricked us, they fooled us.
They have been together on and off for a while,
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and naughtist the day. Let's end with a moment of
rob You got to rob you. He's the amazing thing
about the way people react to you. It doesn't matter
tchune out everyone trying to discourage you, because you don't
need anyone's permission to go after your goals. It doesn't
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matter when people judge you, when people act to you
in a way that doesn't make you very happy, Listen
to those few words, three words. It doesn't matter. The
only opinion that matters is yours and mine, yours and terrible.
Can't help myself. That is it for today. Thank you
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