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Jimmy Kimmel the host for a third Oscars with producers citing his readiness to handle anything. He wasted little time before acknowledging the slap.

“We want me to feel safe,” he said. “If anyone in this theater commits an act of violence will be awarded the Oscar for best actor and permitted to give a 19-minute-long speech.”

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Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's tell La, welcome to the Naughty butN Night Show.
I'm Rob Shooter. It's Monday. It's Monday after the Oscars.
Who if I'm a little horse is because I've been
up all night screaming and shouting and doing interviews about
what I thought about the Oscars. But don't worry, I
saved all the good bits for our own podcast. Joining
us back we missed him is our dear friend Garrett Vocal.

(00:34):
Let's jump in. What time is it? My friends? It
is tea time, So let's talk about the Oscars from
last night. Jimmy Kimmel. He addressed the slap of the slab.
He had to do it, Garrett so early on in
the show in factor right at the top. He did
make fun of the slap and in the process heat also,
I thought, in quite a clever way, made fun of Hollywood.
He said he wants everyone to be safe, and if

(00:56):
anyone in the theater commits an act of violence, they
will be awarded best Actor and be given permission to
talk for nineteen minutes making fun. But after Will Smith hit,
somebody hit Chris Rock last year, we really did nothing
right away, So making fun of that, I thought it's
quite effective. What do you think, Oh no, I think yeah,
it did what it was supposed to do. Everybody was

(01:18):
tuning in. What's going to happen? Will Will Smith be there,
Will Chris rock be there? What's Jimmy Kimmel gonna say?
I give the first twenty thirty minutes of the oscars
a round of applause, then after that we got back
to the same boring oscars. I agree with you, it
did start well, and that's sort of like a thankless
job being the host of it, because you always get
blamed for it being too long and too boring. But

(01:39):
once the show starts, it's all mapped out, so there's
very little Jimmy can actually do to move it along.
But I did think that was really funny. I liked
too that they cut two shots of Spider Man's if
anyone gets in trouble, we have Spider Man there, Michael B. Jordan,
he's a tough guy in Rocky and Creed, and then
they cut to the Fableman's, which was Steven Spielberg. Very

(02:00):
very funny. Maybe Steven's the toughest of all three. Well, yes,
I know they used Steven Spielberg, but that's that's where
you got to go for the joke. I mean, you
put Meryl Streep on screen, That's that's that's where the
world was. Yes, they would have lost it. That's very
very clever. You should write it next year. And I
also thought it was very clever to never say the

(02:21):
name Will Smith. He talks about getting Jiggy, he talks
about Hitch, one of Will's movies, but never actually mentioned
the name of really the villain of the Nights. What
do you think? Yeah? And did you notice that at
one point Jimmy kind of changed his jacket to like
a white jacket, very very similar to what Chris Rock

(02:44):
was wearing around the same time, kind of like almost
a nod. I took it as like, that's very clever.
I think I fell asleep by then. God it did
go on, didn't it? But why so long? You know
what I mean? Like, that's what makes people well go,
you know what, you are so chauvinistic and you think
this much of yourself, right, the ego of it. Right.

(03:06):
It's hard because if you cut out the small categories,
the stuff we probably don't care about, we're not going
to talk about today, And I'm not putting down anyone
that won an Oscar for any category. Congratulations. I'm just saying,
do we need the costumes. I'm not sure. Let's do
some of the big awards and see what I think.
So we all knew that Quana was going to win
for Best Supporting Actor for Everything, everywhere, all at once.

(03:26):
What a comeback story. What an emotional speech. He had
not really worked very much in twenty thirty years. He
exploded on the scene in Indiana Jones. We all remember
him as the little kid, and now to see him
come back. I love these type of stories. Oh, I
love a great comeback story. And as they say, everybody
loves a comeback story. But do you think he's sitting

(03:47):
there and you know the hype is there, Oh, you're
gonna win, You're gonna win. Then he sees Harrison Ford,
the man that he started his career with almost forty
years ago, up there presenting. Yeah, how messed up would
have been for him for Harris and Ford to be
up there and not give him the award, Like it
was almost too obvious, Like if you read the room,
you know who was winning. You get a win. I've

(04:08):
been at this award show a couple of times. I'm
lucky enough to have worked backstage and also been there
as a guest. I don't know how I pulled that off.
And I gotta tell you, the room's nervous, and even
if everyone's telling you you're gonna win, you don't quite
believe it. You always think something could go wrong. Well
I get that, but when you bring the man that
you've it's a good side. It's a good kind of think.

(04:30):
He kind of like the nerves calmed down, and everybody
else was just like, oh, well, I'm not winning this one.
If Harrison's here, he's got it. So somebody that really
was in a toss up category and this could have
gone either way. Garrett Is, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Angela Bassett.
Now Jamie Lee Curtis one, and she did have an
amazing reaction. You could see her scream shut up, and

(04:54):
then she really went through her resume, which was sort
of quite funny. It's all slasher movies and horrible movies
and activia. Yes, she can have fun of herself. And
I thought it was a really beautiful gesture for her
to shout out the hundreds of people who had put
her in that position, including her really famous dad Tony Curtis,

(05:15):
and her mom Janet Lee. You know her from the
shower in Psycho, she said clothes, my mom and my
father were both nominated for Oscars in different categories, and
I just won an oscar, So this is part of
Hollywood royalty. She really isn't really famous parents, but she
never quite lived up to their reputation until last night.

(05:37):
You know, it is cool to see and you know,
you talk about the fact that you know, if your
parents are still around, you tell them you love them, music,
you see other things. But to see how many people
are actually thinking, you know their parents and saying, hey, mom,
look you know I did it. You know that kind
of hit me, hit me in you know the heart.
You know it doesn't it because we've all got families.

(05:58):
It felt real. It does feel real. You forget that
they are real people. They're so famous and gorgeous and
rich and movie stars, but they are real people. Hey
did you see talk about real? Real reaction? Angela Bassett's
face when Jamie Lee Curtis, what it's a meme today
it's going around. She didn't stand either. She was in

(06:19):
the front row and she didn't stand I mean, there
is another argument of the fact that there is a
problem with the voting system in the Oscars. You know,
as much as we want to say we want to
be diverse, there still is a long way to go
in the sense of just spreading out the love of Oscars. Yeah,

(06:40):
for me, it felt as if they just didn't want
to give anybody who did a Marvel movie an OSCAR. Like,
they don't like Marvel. They look down their nose at it,
don't they. Marvel's like the reality star of the movie
world right, And even so, why James Cameron, you know,
who didn't even show up, you know, given he doesn't
have a Marvel movie, but he had a you know,

(07:00):
an animated type real Yeah, they looked down their nose
at him. He was he was snubbed. So his movie
was nominated, but he wasn't. Oh, I love this bit.
The undisputed star of the show for me was Jenny
the Donkey. So Jenny the Donkey is in the benches
and Colin Farrell looked genuinely surprised and delighted when Jimmy

(07:21):
brought this donkey out, Ice screamed, do you think it
was really Jenny from the movie in Ireland and they
flew over in or is it just a donkey for
for Colin to really recognize, Like it takes a lot,
you know, like given, yes, do donkeys all look the same, probably,
but but there but you know, like you're donkey down
to it like pets and dogs and cats. Like if

(07:42):
you saw your dog and your cat, I would bet
you'd be like, oh, Derby, like Scarlet, that's my Scurelet.
Like for Colin Farrell to be like, oh my, it
had to be had to be Jenny, because how do
you get like I understand a dog, I understand a cat,
but how do you get a donkey? How do they
try private played? I don't know, but they do FedEx her.

(08:05):
I hope she's Sam having funny in Hollywood. Do you
think she's going to get to Disneyland to day and
see the sites at the Universal and oh don't go
to the local zoo and check out the scenery. But
that donkey has to fly in a cargo. Yea's a
really big cargo played in a crate properly. It sounds
quite cruel, but I'm sure it's climate. All these celebrities
from all over the world are flying private flying into

(08:28):
Hollywood and the Donkey comes in on like a FedEx plane. Terrible.
I hope it's first less. Let's talk about some of
the performances of the night, said The song that won
Natto Nattu from R R R really upbeat, exciting song,
but it defeated some absolute legends in the music business,
one of which was Lady Gagan. Now, a lot of

(08:50):
people did not think Lady Gaga was going to perform
because she's right in the middle of filming the Joker sequel.
She's playing Harley Quinn and apparently she was so deep
into characters she must be a method actress. But she
didn't want to break character, so she did come to
the Oscars. She looked really glamorous, but when she took
the stage, she'd wiped all a makeup off and she

(09:10):
wore a black T shirt and ripped jeans. It looked
like she was on MTV Unplugged. Well, so there's two
factors here. Like Friday, the news was she couldn't come
because the Grammys have so many rules of how many
performances you need, So so that was the story. On Friday,
Lady Gaga wasn't performing at all, so what happened from
Friday to Sunday? You know, did Tom Cruise make a

(09:33):
phone call and go and hey, she's performing any or
else or what. But here's the other thing too, So
she's in She's in you know, black tea shirt and jeans,
very like MTV unplugged, like you said, but that's top gun,
you know it was. It wasn't if she was wearing
a ballgown. It wouldn't correlate with the movie, you know
what I mean. I think I would have gone all

(09:54):
the way there and put my aviators on, maybe some
aviators and maybe a bomber jacket, but on the jacket
like like if you look at it, like everybody, and
credit to Lady Gaga too, because everybody, yes, it's elegant,
it's it's glamorous. It's the Oscars. But you know what,
she swims the opposite way she does upstream sometimes and

(10:14):
it makes people go, what the And you know, most
people are like, oh my god. Yeah, she must have
seen Rihanna and known like she was going to come
out in a full ball gown and fireworks and diamonds.
I thought it was so effective. I was told too
that it was Gaga's idea to just have a handheld
camera just shoot close up of her face. It was
a really tight shot, but I thought it was so emotional.

(10:36):
And when she did she did Shallow with Bradley Cooper
just years ago. That was the elegant ball gown. Yeah,
that that should have been you know that movie too,
she you know it was. It could have been in
jeans and a T shirt. So it was that Gaga
isn't going to go to the well to do the
same thing again, which you have to nerve to do that.
If you went to the the Oscars, could you turn up
in jeans and a T shirt? I beg, I beg,

(10:58):
you know, given, Yes, I love a good jean and
T shirt as long as it's nice and and not
like trashy you know what I mean, like jeans like
but let's be honest, Rob, do you think Lady Gaga
was wearing jeans from from all she was wearing like like,
That's what I'm saying, Like she found a way to
make it look good as you can make it look

(11:20):
good and not like you're homeless, uh and walking around
Times Square with dirty Elmo. Yes, I think so you
can get away with it. Do a lot of people like, oh,
I wore sneakers at my wedding, Rob Shooter, I wore
Converse sneakers, a patent leather Converse sneakers. Right, people gave
me so much crap for wearing sneakers that I wasn't classy,

(11:40):
it wasn't sophisticated. It's my freaking weddings, your wedding, and
it's freaking song. Do you I love? I thought Lady
Gaga won the night. She did not win for Best Song,
but she wasn't the night. Also, I got to give
a shout out to Rihana. That girl can sing. I
wasn't sure at the super Bowl if she was lip
sinking or not. Last night she was singing live and
she used phenomenal. So, I mean, we all know that

(12:02):
the super Bowl is done to track, you know, just
as a backup because you got one hundred million people watching.
You don't want to screw up. But I think that
she saw most of those critiques of the super Bowl
and she goes, uh, no, gonna show you, Gonna put
everybody back in their place and show you why they
called me the queen Queen. So the story is too

(12:24):
is that she didn't really want to record the song
from Waconda Forever. She hasn't released a single since two
thousand and sixteen. That's a time ago. So when they
approached her, she said no. And it took several attempts
and the director called and said, please do this, and
ultimately she saw a trailer for the movie. They actually
made a trailer for the movie just for Riyana to

(12:47):
see because it had no musical. You're big. You know
your big? When when they do, like you get your
own first cut just based off of the fact that
they want you to sing in the movie, not even
be in the movie, just to have your vocals on,
to have your vocals. Can we go back for a
second with Lady Gaga real quick? So I don't know
if you know this backstory. So prior to Top Gun
being finished, there was a band called twenty one Pilots.

(13:09):
They made the entire soundtrack. They were yes. Tom Cruise
fired them because he didn't think the music really went
with them. So then Tom Cruise picked up the phone.
This is the power of Tom Cruise and goes Lady Gaga,
need you to make a song. Lady Gaga made a song.
She did it. One Republic made a song too, like
that Pilots made an entire album that will probably never

(13:31):
hear about. I feel terrible for them, but I do
love this song Gush. Show business is hard. Hey. A
couple of questions from last night that I've been getting,
So let me give you the answers. The blue ribbons
that we saw a lot of people thought that was
in support of Ukraine, it wasn't. It was we are
with the refugees, so hashtag we refugees and the ribbon
is for the UN Refugee Agency. Another question I've been

(13:54):
getting is Morgan Freedman was wearing one glove. Why was
he wearing a love? Was it a Michael Jackson tribute?
What was going on? What I'm told is it is
a compression glove to keep the blood flowing. A few
years ago he was in a really serious car accident
and lost all feeling in one of his hands. So

(14:14):
that's what he wears, the compression. Like every so everybody
saw this this glove. I was like, ah, he is
supporting Michael Jackson. How do you jump to the conclude
like that is that this is why we cannot have
the internet during certain hours? Like people just and that's
that's a snowball effect because Feds, though, if you didn't

(14:36):
know Wogan's history very well, say anything, don't jump to
conclusions like there you go. That's the difference between you
and the ice told. Everybody's like, we must like Michael
Jackson my friends, like he'd have sequence on it. Okay,
more questions the stuff that I really loved. Jamie Lee
Curtis jumped out of her seat when the director won
for her movie, like it's the two Daniels, everything everywhere.

(14:57):
When seven Awards, it's the big winner of the night.
But to see she'd already want an oscar at this point,
so she's got her ask her. But to still be
in the game and rooting on your team. I like that. Oh,
I you know, you know that. That's what a good
team player is, you know what I mean. You can
have each other's back, nor matter win or lose, you
still support everybody around you, you know, And that's what

(15:19):
you love to see about it too. And then it
goes back to what I was saying before. It just
felt natural. It didn't feel forced like how we how
we normally see you know, a you know, a speech
come out and written on paper like everything felt like
it was coming from the heart. It felt it felt real,
didn't It was long, but it did feel real. And
then quickly before we get a break. Although we sort

(15:39):
of called out Angela Bassett at a few moments ago
because her reaction to losing to Jamie Lee Curtis was
not great, however, she stayed for the rest of the show.
Often people leave after they lose, she stayed. Get this,
she held Austin Butler's hand when his category was announced.
He ultimately lost to Brent and Frasier. That's another comeback

(16:02):
story that I really love. But that was sweet to say.
And you know, I mean you've heard We've talked about
the backstory too, because I think it was one of
those other pre show to the Oscar Awards where Austin
Butler won. It was like, oh, could he win? But
it was all I think it was the Golden Globes
Austin Butler one. But since Brendan Fraser didn't play politics,
he didn't win. But but at the end of the

(16:24):
end of the day, you know, Brendan Frasier was the
better actor in that case. So you know he's young, Yes,
Austin Butler is young, but it's still a tough pill
to swallow for such it's tough guy to understand, like
I didn't win because of politics, right right, it was
hard to beat that, Brendan Frasier, not just performance but story.

(16:46):
It's such a comeback. Can we talk about what the
one person everyone's talking about prior to the show is,
freaking Hugh Grants. Let's do him when we come back
from this break. We'll be back in a moment. Welcome
back to the Naughty but Nice Show. I'm shooter. We're
doing all oscars today, so we actually have two naughtiest
of the day. One Garrett's going to do, which is
Hugh Grant and I have her naughty two. But before

(17:09):
we do that, let's get to the polls. Last show,
we talked about how Prince Andrew hasn't received any of
the Queen's fortune. Should the queen it's a good question though,
should the queen have split all her money? It was
about seven hundred and eighty two million personal personal fortune,
not including all the palaces, which technically she doesn't own.

(17:30):
But she had about seven hundred million, which was her money.
Should she have left her equally between all her kids?
Let's have a look. Oh, fifty five percent said yes,
so I know Andrew's a naughty person and not someone
love but no, no, no, no, I don't know. Hey,
gethert on today's pole. Go I Twitter page at naughty
nice Rob a Facebook page and already gossip and be

(17:51):
sewer to check Beck tomorrow to hear your results. And
now with one of our naughtists of the day, Garret Ah. Yes,
by the way, this is what you get for not
voting like that. I would have. I should have voted
on Friday's ball. This is what I get. This is
what I get. People. Um, let's talk about pre show
to the Oscars. You know, there's the red carpet. Everybody
and anyone, with the exception of Rob and I were

(18:13):
on the red carpet interviewing people and Ashley Graham was
working with ABC Sons that's where the Oscars were, and
she got tasked of interviewing Hugh Grant, a big, big
time you know actor. I mean, he was there, and
of course Ashley Graham just ran into a brick wall
because he was. Every question that Ashley Graham tried to

(18:35):
ask Hugh Grant, it was kind of like a very
rude Yeah, he came across looking like the fool, though not,
of course, such a horrible Arrian and that's who he is.
People will say that that was the question. That was
the question everybody was asking. Is Hugh Grant always like that? Yes?
And the answers yes, he's just the mean, grumpy not
a very nice man. And now we all know. Another

(18:58):
naughtiest of the day. It was a real missed opportunity.
So they brought out Hallie Berry with Jessica Chastain to
announce the winner for Best Actress. It was Michelle Yo.
A person of color has not won this category in
over twenty years. In fact, the first person, the last
person to win this was Halle Berry, so they didn't

(19:20):
even have Hally say Michelle's name, so she was standing
there when she came out. It was what you were
saying about Harrison Ford. When I saw Halle Berry, I
was like, it has to be Michelle Yo, because if
it's not, this is going to be a very awkward photograph.
But it was Michelle and then she didn't say the name.
A missed up opportunity. And another naughtiest of the day too.
While we're on a role, Paul Savino and Ann hashe

(19:42):
was snubbed. They were missing in the memoriam section, so
they were not there. So that was very very naughty too.
Always one or two, like let's be honest, people like
I get but Anne, hey, hey, before we go, and
let's have a moment of rob you're going to Robbie Robs,
excepting yourself. It's the kindest thing you will ever do. Oh,

(20:04):
thank you so much, everybody, Thank you, Garrett. It's good
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