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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Ye hell and lower.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hello, welcome to the Naughty but Nic Show. I'm your host,
Ram Shooter and it is Tuesday, which means our dear
friend Elena Dixon joins us home as they are you there, I.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Am, and happy post Memorial Day.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Of Happy post Memorial Day, my friend. We have a
big week Delaana and I. I think I can let
the cat out of the bag, but don't tell anybody. Noughties.
We're taping a new TV pilot. So it's been a
decade Delaana, a decade since we had our morning show
together on v H one. Now this new local network
has approached me and mis Day about going into the studio.
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We're taping it fastay, so fingers crushed.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Oh, we're going to do such an amazing Joees. I
know you want to see our faces more often, of course, right,
So we will be there and we will just be
goofy and irreverent as we always are.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
You know, that's the key to it, because when you
have a new job, it doesn't matter if it's a
TV show or working in an office. Wherever you work,
you're always like a bit nervous and that ruins it.
If you get nervous, then you're not yourself. And the
reason you have to be yourself is that's the only
chance you have of succeeding. So we're gonna be ourselves,
even if it takes a shot of vodka a glass
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wines before the take of me. Just this is gonna
be you and me at Bottinos. We do these four
nights a week without getting paid for it. We sit
there and we thoroughly entertain one another. And so this
is just doing that with the cameras.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Oh absolutely, and yeah, I'm I'm so ready. I'm literally
picking out my dress right now. And of course the
question is the most important question of the day is
which wig gets to make the appearance. Oh, the one
I'm wearing now, she's vying, she's vying hard.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
She's looking good. I might go with her. Okay, let's
jump into my show. Time is it? My friends? It
is time big exclusive story at the top of the show.
So Harry and Meghan are trying to return to the
lecture circuit, but nobody's really listening. So if you remember,
after they left the royal family in twenty twenty, the
couple stormed onto the public speaking scene, hoping to get
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a million dollars in appearance. They hired a really prestigious agency,
somebody that really knows how to do that. They couldn't
book any gigs for that amount of money. Well, now
i'm told that it's been a few years later, the
book has been out and the two are ready to
make the cash. Let's be honest here. People don't do
the lecture circuit to really tell their story. They do
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it to make money. Now, if they have some good
things to say, fantastic, that's wonderful. I'm not putting that down.
I hope I'm not being too cynical here. But the
reason celebrity's bold face names go on the lecture circuit
this day not necessarily to help you or themselves, to
help their bank account nasty. They want the money. So
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Harry and Meghan have realized maybe a million dollars was
just too steep. They're not Oprah, they're not Beyonce, they're
not Tailor Swift, so they've lowered their price. I'm told
it's about two point fifty. Now, I don't think you
get both of them. But you have to pay for travel,
you have to pay for hair and makeup. So there
are some other costs in it. My question is what
would they talk about, Like, what's their act? It has
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to be about an hour and so it's about forty
minutes of a conversation and then about twenty minutes of
Q and a from the audience, which I think they
would handle that really well. But I gotta be and
this is the most important question you're ever going to
ask yourself noughties. You don't have to be royal to
ask this. Why why am I doing this? Why? And
if it's just for the money, that's a good enough reason.
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But then you have to ask what am I doing well?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
You have to think about what you want to bring
your audience, and I think this has been the issue
for Mega and Harry. I'm sure they want to talk
about charitable items and things about how they moved away
from royalty. That's not what people want to know, especially
ladies who are looking for a husband. What Megan needs
to do is go on the circuit and tell women
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how I married a prince. Now you don't have to
marry a royal prince, a real life one, but how
to marry a man who will step down from the
sea for you, who will actually do that? And if
she did that, I can tell you the room would
be overpacked. I have two friends who married very, very well,
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and they're always trying different things than I say. Ladies,
you need to double up and write a book on
how to marry rich good men, good men who have money.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
That's the key. I think you've just hit the nail
on the head. We've been circling this for years. What
do they actually do? Because what makes them the most interesting, actually,
what makes them really interesting is the fact that they
were part of the royal family. And so the thing
that they are running away from, Misty, they don't want
to talk about that, the thing they're running away from
is the thing that makes them the most interesting. So,
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if it's not gonna be about the royal family, and
I understand that, if you don't want to talk about
them anymore, although you did do Oprah and you didn't
do a book, so let's be clear here. You have
spoken about them. But if you don't want your your
future to be about the royal family, what's it going
to be about. Neither one of them have got that
much to say about anything. Oprah has a lifetime of experience.
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I will listen to anything. Auntie O tells me, but
what did these two do? I'm not quite I haven't
quite figured out what he does. But miss d if
she had a book, a lecture, if she went from
city to city becoming the dating expert, she got legitimacy there.
She got the receipt, she got the prince, she got
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the crown, she got the jewels, she got that diamond ring.
She married a prince. And it doesn't have to be
a royal prince. It has to be somebody that treats
you like a queen. And if you could get out
on the road and do that, I think people would
be lined up. I see so many dating so called
dating experts, mister, who do these books, who do the
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lecture circus, and they make a ton of money, and
I'm not even quite sure they have any credentials. It's
like Patti Stanger, the millionaire matchmaker who single let me
point out, I mean, I mean, it's just a little
bit curious there. If Meghan went on the road and
became the matchmaker, matchmaker, Meghan, forget the jams. I don't
want any of that stuff. Meghan, forget the tea towels,
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forget the fragrances, all that stuff you're selling. Oh no, no, no,
no no. I think Megan should become a professional matchmaker.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Listen. Mother is always right. And if you don't know
what I mean by that, nobody's just asked in the
comments and I will tell you. But mother is always right.
And this is what you need to do. Teach women
and even other people who are looking for love how
to find someone who will teach them like the royalty
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they are.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
That's what it is, mister, be a royal in your
own life. I can see franchises book after book after this.
I would buy a ticket to see Megan talk about it.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I'd be right there.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
How to get yourself a prince? I think I got one,
but I want you to get one too, Misty, and
I think Meghan could help. Which brings us to our
pole question of the day. Meghan Markle and Harry are
trying to re enter the lucrative lecture circuit. You can
make millions going on the road. They're hoping to cash
in on this. Nothing wrong about that. Gotta make a living.
My question is quite simple. Would you pay to hear
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them speak? Would you pay to hear them speak?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Go vote on active page at Naughty Nice Rama. Facebook
page is Naughty Gossip and be sure to check back
to morrow or to hear your results. Hey, miss d
how are you working on the Well.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Let's play a game. It's called Where in the world
is Kim Kardashian?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Now?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
That is the burning question and after the billionaire mogul
was absent from her sister Kylie Jenner's star studded Ki
launch clothing party, and insiders are whispering that the family
feud is no longer just simmering, it's boiling. So Kim
wasn't invited or she chose not to come. That's what
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a Kardashian insider tells. Either way, it speaks volumes. The
tension between Kim and Kylie is very real and it's
only getting ours now. You know who was there? Who's
Chris Yep, Chloe Kendall and even Haley Bieber were there
front and center cheering on Kylie's latest fashion collab, but
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Kim was nowhere to be seen, giving a stunning omission,
giving her reputation for never missing a photo.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Ops, she really doesn't. There's something going on here. We've
heard these rumors for a while, haven't we missed you?
There's tensions within families, and that just happens within every family.
You can have the most perfect family, what is a
perfect family. You can have the greatest family in the world,
but there are tensions. There is always sister brother sibling rivalry.
You can get jealous about somebody that's in your own family,
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and so this can be very, very complicated. Up to recently,
Kim has been the star of that family, at least
the star of the family in the public eye. Kim
isn't the most money, gets the most attention. It's always
been about Kim, and I think Chloe and Courtney did
a really good job of saying, we get it. We're
gonna make a lot of money here. It's really the
Kim Show. We'll be supporting characters. We're really happy with
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that piece of the pie. Actually, Chloe, if you get
to meet these ladies, and I have many many times,
Chloe's the most interesting out of all of them. I
like Chloe the best. She's funny and cheeky and sassy,
but she doesn't capture the spotlight in the way that
Kim does. And part of that, let's be shallow but
honest about our business. It's she's gorgeous. Kim is just
so good. The other ladies are beautiful, beautiful ladies. Kim
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is otherworldly and she's really been able to use that
to her advantage. However, now her little sister and she's
probably had a little bit of worked on. Let's be
clear here, Kylie looks like a different person. But Kylie's
giving Kim a run for her money. Kylie is making
hundreds of millions of dollars. She doesn't make as much
as Kim yet, but she makes a lot of money.
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Kylee is the one that's getting all the attention. Kyle
is the one that is dating Timothy Challo May was
nominated for Oscar. She's sitting on the front row of
the Oscars and I hear that all this has took
Kim a little bit by surprise. She's not exactly a
past the baton type of person. She's not going to
pass the vat on to her younger sister. And so
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Kim didn't show up for a work event. It might
be very subtle, maybe not so subtle at all, but
there's something going on here, mister. There's a little bit
of rivalry going here, yes.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
And Kim is trying to go in a totally new direction. Obviously,
we know she got her large degree and she's been
doing kind of that baby laughing. But now she's taken
on a totally new position. So she going back into
the TV circuit. She's got a new show coming to
television called All's Fair. Not only is she appearing at it,
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but she's executive producing it. So it's kind of part
of the whole Ryan Murphy world, which obviously we know
she did American Horror Story and she's appearing in another show.
The name escapes me at the moment, but I think
she thinks none of the family, none of the family
is on television in roles. Yes, we're reality stars and
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we're all amazing at that, but she is actings, yes,
and that's not where the rest of the sisters are.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, I can't comment.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
So that's what she's concentrating on now, and none of
her sisters can touch her, at least yet. And maybe
Kylie's taking a little eye over there and saying, hmmm,
I'm dating Timothy Shalome. I've got the best teacher in
the world the world.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Okay, moving along, So for yes, it has become clear
that did he apparently bragged abut hooking up with Britney Spears,
so inside as a saying that did He would brag
for years about a secret sexual encounter with Britney Spears,
claiming that the two hooked up on a wild Las
Vegas weekend in two thousand and seven. The reason this
is coming forward is there's new reports now that Britney
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the night before that infamous remember that VMA collapse, we
were watching Git must We worked at OK magazine together
at the time. She was meant to be her big comeback.
She wasn't prepared to do it well. The night before
her big performance, she was out all night partying with
did he? Now some people are speculating that maybe that
was the night that did he hooked up with Britney.
If he ever did, She's never spoken about it. Did
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He's never spoken about it publicly, But it could have happened, mister.
I would guess that this one, this one did, did happen.
And you know, I don't know if it adds anything
new to the trial that's going on here. It certainly
isn't something that you want to brag about. It's at
the moment that's not something that is a good look
for Britney spears. But I don't think it has any
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direct effect on what's going on in that court room.
What do you.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Think it won't a direct effect because a She's not
going to come talk about it, so you can't consider
her taking the witness stand to talk about this. But
what it does say is that he might It might
show that he had such power over people that Brittany knowing,
knowing that the next day she needed to go on
do the VMAs and I'll charge her comeback. Instead, she
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spent the entire night and the pictures are out there.
We see the receipts that she was out all night
long with Diddy instead of concentrating on her work. And
we know that singers, actors, they all love to have
a good time, but we also know how discipline some
of them are to say, look, I've got something big
that can change the trajectory of my life. Tomorrow, I'm
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staying home and reading, or at nine pm I'm leaving
the party. So the question is was she forced to
stay there? Was there something in her system where she
stayed there? These are the questions that people are asking now,
and I'm saying that allegedly we do not know. We
have no proof of that, but it makes you wonder
knowing that's kind of things Diddy has done.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, people are asking that. Okay, quickly before we get
to break mistake. We're finding out that Jeff Bezos really
encourages his fiancee, Laanen Sanchez's very revealing looks. So they're
going to get married soon. We're all talking about this wedding.
We've seen her everywhere. She looks fantastic, but she's certainly
not a shy lady. What is going on?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
So obviously she loves dressing daringly, and she wore a
very sheer, black little gown left very little to the
imagination to the Monaco Grand Prix. But she's not shy
about shying away from attention. And Jeff loves it. He
encouraged the bold fashioned choice. I've seen the dress and actually,
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I'll be honest, I would wear that dress. It was
pretty fantastic. He loves it when she's all glam and
he tells her where what makes you feel sexy, bold
and confident girl?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
And she did so.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Lauren, if you could give me a little call, tell
me where you picked up that dress? Where is it from?
Amazon girl, Can I get it? Because if it is,
I know what's going to be in my closet two
days from now.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I can't wait. I got wait. Okay, we're going to
take a quick break and we would be right back.
Welcome back to the Nautimate Night Sham and your host
from Shooter, Hey Misstein, let's get to the poles dot
h so Lasher Lasher. We talked about Taylor Swift's dad
is stepping in to shield his daughter from Blake Lively.
Is this a good idea or a bad idea? Would
your dad step in if you needed some help, if
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he thought there was legal issues that were coming up?
Let's have a look. Ohy, eighty percent said it is
a good idea. They understand this. He's named Scott, he
has stepped up. And so I think this friendship now
it's gonna be almost impossible to fix because not only
does Blake have to mend the friendship with Taylor, she's
also involved or now the parents are involved, very very tricky. Hey,
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don't forget to vote on today's pole. Go to that
Twitter page, add Naughty nine rob or at Facebook page
which is not gossip and be sure didja back time?
Mar Ra Walter, here your results and none the favorite
part of the show. It's time for your nice of.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
The well on Nicest of the day is j Lo
because she isn't officially declared not only for her, but
for all of us. This is the free and happy
summer season. Following her spit from Ben Affleck, and insiders
say that the timing and the word choice is very intentional.
(16:31):
So she's basically letting the world and Ben knows she's
moved on and feeling lighter without the baggage. Let me
set it up for each j Loo is set to
headline World Pride in Washington, DC that's June, marking her
return to the stage in what she calls a moment
to celebrate being free and being happy, and she told
People Magazine, I'm super excited to do Pride. It seems
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like a perfect summer to celebrate being free and be
being happy. And that is how I plan to and
mass summer and happy. So Jay, well again, give me
a call. We can hang girls. Lots of single girls
in the city. Why not.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Lots of calls coming in for you today? Is they
are nicest of the day. And I noticed the day
naughty naughty. So there's a big blow up on Broadway
between Patti Lapoone and Audra McDonald. So Patti Lapoone did
an interview where she really went into order. She was
really aggressive. She didn't have to say this stuff she
wanted to say. It was an interview that I'm not
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even sure why she did. And people in the theater
community are really shocked about this. If you remember, a
year ago, Patty was accused of racism by a legendary
actress who was performing next door in Alicia Keys Musical.
Patty complained to the theater owners that there was too noisy,
This black show was too noisy. Well, now they asked
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her about that. Her response was alarming. She called the
woman a dog and so not not a good look.
And then she went in on order. Who's support did
the Hell's Kitchen cast? And now she's turned on her Patty.
This used to be funny. It used to be really
sort of entertaining to what should be a loose cannon
(18:12):
to say it as it is. But this has crossed
the line. And now it's bullying, and it's rude, and
it's questioning people's credentials, and let's be honest, here, it's
two people of color. To Patty, of all the people
you're going after in the theater community, you've picked two
people of color. Mmm, I'm gonna say no more and
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naughtyus of the day. Let's end with her moment of
ra You're gonna rob. Shout out to everybody who is
struggling but still showing up. Shout out to the ones
who haven't felt okay lately, to the ones who are
carrying quiet battles, heavy hearts and unseen burdens. But you
still get up, you still try, and you still refuse
(18:56):
to quit. That kind of courage, Mystery deserves more credit.
Keep going, stay strong. You have better than you think,
and I promise you naughtis. You are not alone, powerful Mystery.
There's so many people out there who are struggling and
they keep going. They've got no other choice. You gotta
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keep going. But that doesn't diminish the heavy hearts, the
quiet battles that you are carrying. We only know the
tip of the iceberg about what's going on in anybody
else's life. The only person you have one hundred percent
of the information about is you. Nobody else, including your partner,
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people that you love, your best friends. We only have
so much of what is really going on, So give
everybody a little bit of grace today because you don't
know what is going on behind the scenes, and if
you are struggling naughties, and I know there are so
many of us who are keep going. And if we
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can bring you a little bit of joy twenty minutes
a day, ah, it fills my heart with joy. Hey,
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take care of a brief.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Yes, it's very but nice with Rah Okay sending right
now bye. Yeah, I think after what time do you
normally walk? Oh that's perfect because I'm in a tea