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He was terrible advice. Welcome to the Naughty but Nice Show.
It's Thursday. I'm your Hostagram Shooster. I guess who's bad.
We missed you terribly, Mark Lupo, Lupi are you there?
I missed you too. Lewis here? Oh lu You know
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Donnie filled in for you last week. Donnie wanted to
do the Thursday show and he put on a real
tap dance and I think it was on purpose. Well,
I listened to it last night just to see what
was going on while I was away, and he did
a good job. But he did do a good job.
But he's no looper on a Thursday. We like our
Regulus here. I like thinks the same way every day.
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I think it's like comfort to turn on on a Thursday.
And now our cheeky friend Loopo is going to be there.
I think your mom, Doris myster terribly. When you were traveling,
where did you get? You went to Germany? I went
to I started in Prague in Czech Republic, and then
it was beautiful, yeah, and then I went to Poland
to crack out Poland, and then I finished in Berlin, Germany. Wow.
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And which part of the trip was by yourself Poland
and Germany? Yeah, what was it like traveling by yourself?
I had to get used to being like with my
own company with myself. I loved it. It was a challenge.
I could be like late to things. I was on time.
I made every flight, I made every reservation. It was great.
It was a really fun experience. It's really really fun,
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is it. I will welcome back Hanny. We have to
get a drink and catch up. I want all the
dirty secrets. And you know what I'm talking about. Was
a boy or two kissed in Germany? Is there a
few broken heart? I don't kiss and tell her up?
And that's the truth, everybody. Honestly, he's not holding back
here after twelve old because he's still n't tell You're
like a vault, Like a vault, I know that's what
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I love you. Hey, let's up into the show. What
time is it, my friends? It is tea time. A
big story at the top of the show. So Prince
William will attend the coronation alone, as Meghan is quote
not brave enough to attend. We should point act that
this delicious headline, and it's a good one, says it
very much like it's a fact. And then the story
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actually goes on to say that all of this is
the opinion of Paul Burrell, who I used to work
for for a little bit. Paul Barrell was Princess Diana's
butler for over ten years until she died in nineteen
ninety seven. Then it came to America root in a
one man show. I did the publicity for the show,
and he was sort of a strange guy. He was
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still straight at the time, still married. Now I think
he's out. He was a fun guy, and I enjoyed
his stories about Princess Diana. It felt a little creepy
that he was doing bit, because that's something I guess
that's really sacred. But he wanted to make some money.
And now, unfortunately, as the years have gone by, his
whole job has basically been come telling secrets about Princess Diana.
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And so this is Paul's point of view. So it
sounds like it is a definitive fact that this has
been announced almost by the palace or Harry's people, that
he will attend but Megan will not. But actually that
is not really the story here. So you're going to
see these headlines all day everybody's talking about this, But
because we are a very smart show and we love
to give you all the real details, it's not exactly definite.
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And you know, Harry and Paul Barrell don't really speak
then on on the phone. If Oprah said this, so
I'd be like, oh, right, that's a fact, because they're
friends with Oprah. But I think Paul Parell this is
just he's epinion. He's saying, quote, it's likely that she
would be terribly uncomfortable if she attended his talking about Megan,
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he said, are they prepared to face the music? That
part's true. We've all upset friends or family members when
we have to turn up at a part, and this
is going to be a little bit tense. So they're
not stupid. They know that they're going to have to
face some concert winces. For that book. They really went half,
particularly about Camilla in the book. Can you imagine bumping
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into her? I was thinking about miss Mark and I've
said some cheeky things about a housewife or two, and
then I always bump into them at TV shows. It's
a little awkward. Yeah, I've seen it happen before with
a post. I've worked for her who've said things about
people and then I've witnessed it, you know, come to
light in real time. It's awkward, But listen to every
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family is dysfunctional on somewhere or another, and that's going
to be part of their story. But I don't know.
This seems a little bit outrageous to me. It seems outrageous,
and the fact he's saying it is such a definitive fact,
like he knows this, it's not it's just this opinion.
He said. I don't think Megan's brave enough, is strong
enough to be there. Absolutely nonsense. Megan's one of the
most strongest people I've ever met. She's much stronger than Harry.
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And I say that as something I really admire about her.
Should have to look the family in the eye that
she's pushed under the bus. Part of that is true.
Part of that is true, Like I'm very aware when
I bump into somebody and I have said something cheeky.
The one that makes me cringe the most is Bethany,
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Like when I bump into beth because Bethany says awful
things about me, and I say awful things about her,
and then we do bump into each other. And RULE
was like, ah, Like I last saw her at Catch
and she invited me over to her table for a drink.
I sat there, we had a drink, and then next
day we went back to saying awful things about each other.
It's really strange lives and what we do. How are
you with Jonathan? If you and Jonathan your brother ever
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got into such a disagreement said such awful things, and
then you've had to turn up at Christmas dinner. I've
not since we're very young, So I don't I don't know,
I haven't had that kind of problem. But I will
say to your point, Rob, Megan is very strong, and
I think she would not miss the opportunity to go
to a family functions. Go this is the peg to
another show. And yeah, it's some of the project, you know.
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I think you're so right about this. When I read
the headline, I was like, hmm, I would predict she
would go without him, like she she's more likely to go.
I don't think she's invited without him, but if she could,
I think she would go without Harry. Harry is the
one that probably doesn't want to do this. Yeah, and
so it's all speculation, but that is interesting, isn't it.
Prince Harry will attend the Caron Nation alone because Meghan's
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not brave enough to go, claims Diana's former butler. So
my question is should Megan go with him? And this
is a really good question for you to think about.
Should your partner be there to defend you, to support you.
I think about Bruce, my husband, and because of what
he does for a living, he's a songwriter or a playwright,
he has to go to some maybe not controversial events,
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but sometimes they're a bit dull and he needs a
bit of supporter. He doesn't want to go by himself.
So I'm dragged to actually quite a lot of a thing.
And the more successful he becomes, he's pretty successful. But
the more successful he becomes, the more of these events
he gets invited to. And so I have to sit
through that. They're not tense in a way that the
royal family is. They're just a bit dull, like some
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of these like performance easy. Yes, But it's funny because
I've seen you out right over the years many events,
and you're such a great like energy. Even if the
events boring or the booze is cheap, you're laughing, you're
having a good time. I enjoy both. Yeah, I do
enjoy myself. I like to think i'd bring a good
attitude or good energy to a place. You can see it,
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can't you. When I walk in a room, I know
who's going to be cheeky and fun and who is not.
And I think in a certain way. Bruce's friends are
so curious with me because I'm so different to everybody
else in that room. I'm not sure if that's a
good or bad thing. Hey, go vote? Should Megan go
with Harry? I'd go with Bruce. Would you go with
your partner? I would. I would go. This is a
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big deal. I would be there by their side. What
about you, Mark? Would you go? Oh? Of course, Yeah,
you can't miss this. And we're both nosy. I'd just
be nosy, very nice. Okay, go vote on a Twitter
page at Naughty Nice. Facebook page is Naughty Gossip, and
be sure to check back to morrow to hear your results. Narrowly.
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Welcome back, ye, Gwyneth, Gwyneth, Gwyneth, I love her. Gwyneth
Paltrow is being dragged for being out of touch as
she does. Okay some weekspen, what's going on here? Gwyneth
Paltrow has been dragged by TikTok users for being an
almond mom, a term used for adults who pushed disordered
eating onto their children, following a recent yeah this is
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Following a recent podcast interview, okay, So, Paltrow on the
podcast broke down her daily wellness routine while administering an
IVY into her arm. While we while doing that's what
she says, I'm really embarrassing myself right here of her
iv She said, I love an iv I'm an early
IVY adapter. They're quite hard to find, and those to
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make me feel so good, they're impossible to find. If
you're not Gwyneth Paltrow, you're not going to get an IVA.
Come on, No, there's like a nurse that has to
administer it. Like, it's not an easy thing to do.
It's a bag of like fluids that has to be
putting your arm and then someone has to carry the bag.
You have to have a good trap. Shit, it's a
whole setup. It's not easy exactly. So this is not
something that regular people like near you have coxes to
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every day. Then she said over a wellness for tea,
and she admitted that she intermitted fast and it's something
that won't spike her blood sugar before noon, Yeah, which
is fine. She says she loves soup. She has bones
roth a lot of the days, which is not really
not really a meal, but I guess it's like it's
it's water, isn't it has no like it's not it's
like the bones of the chicken. So it's the flavor.
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But there's no actual pieces of chicken. No, it's like
just it's like water chicken and water chicken. Yeah, and
then she says she she does one hour of movement,
she'll go for pilates or do her Tracy Anderson workouts
to celebrity trees A good idea to move for an
IRA day. Yeah, of course we can do that. And
then she went on to say that she dry brushes
in a sauna for thirty minutes and has a vegetable
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heavy dinner. I don't know what dry brushing means in
a sauna. It's a brush. It's like it's why a
brush and you brush your body with. It's a big brush.
It looks like a brewer but that you like sweep
the floor with and you brush all your body with
it and apparently it sends all your blood rushing round.
I mean, this is ridiculous. It's ridiculous. So of course
the TikTok users who watch this podcast had labeled her
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out of touch. One person said, she looks physically sick,
So how much are you are these I view bags
really helping? And another person said she's too rich to
swallow her vitamin's hole. Oh god, what do you think, rob?
I love her and I just love that she does
this on purpose. This is not an accident that I
know some friends of hers and they say that she
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loves she loves triggering us. She knows what she's doing,
she thinks it's funny, she's in on the joke. This
is a like that she's not self aware. She's really
very self aware and she knows what she's doing. But
they said, there is truth to this. This is how
she lives like. She's so rich and so fabulous that
this is all she has to do all day. She's
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her own hobby. That's what somebody said to me, and
it made me scrub. She doesn't have any hobbit, she
doesn't get a germina, she doesn't travel. Gwenneth is her hobby.
And looking like gwen Earth and eating like gwen Earth
and working out like Gweneth. That's all that she's paid
to do each day. And I think it's sort of like,
I'm a bit jealous. It'd be lovely to just have
to not worry about work and just work out all
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day or eat right, or get a brush and brush
myself down each day. But I think she's in on
the joke here. I hope she is, but it is annoying,
but she's aware of it. Like what we're doing right
now is exactly what she wants. Gwenneth, you win again again? Hey,
Moving along, Kelly Clarkson is saying that her kids told
her they were really sad about her divorce out so
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Kelly's not holding back about her divorce from Brandon Blackstock
and how it affected the kids. She said she's raised
very independent children and she's very, very proud of that,
and they will be out of the door as soon
as they are able and capable. They're very independent, she said.
My kids, though, were struggling, and she asks them all
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the time, are you happy? What would make you happy,
especially over the last couple of years, and she said
it kills me. I want them to be honest, but
they do say things like, you know, I'm just really sad.
I wish mummy and daddy were in the same house.
She said. I just sit there and I'm like, I
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get it. I'm from a divorced family as well. I
get it. That sucks, but we're going to work it out.
She believes that communicating with them is the most important thing,
and not treating them like adults because they're not, but
not treating them like children either. They're not small feelings.
These are really big feelings. I am the first to
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admit I'm terrible at this. I'm good at talking about
my feelings with adults and friends. I'm not good with children.
I don't know how to talk to them. Do you
talk to them like little people? Lor do you talk
to them like adults? Or do you googi googie hello? HELLOI?
Talk to them? Down to them? How are you? I?
Do you have kids around you? Mark? Does Jonathan have kids? No?
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But I maybe sit you know, when I was younger,
and so what I think that's really funny about kids
is that they they'll say whatever they notice. They used
to say things They're like, why does this, why does
your face look like that or whatever, and so you
just kind of realize that they you know, they don't
have that same filter there, they can they're open, They're
like sponges, and so you have to be really careful.
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And then I love I love how she's so open
and speaks to them and asks them how they're feeling,
and is connecting them as the key. She's doing her
very best, which I really think it's powerful. You don't
have to have the right answers, but you do have
to listen. That's what I've learned in life, like, we
can figure this out together if we all tell the truth.
I'm all honest about how we feel about it. I
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love Kelly Clocks and I think she's so cool. She
really is. I love this story. What is going on
with Roblo's son, who I have to say is as
good looking as his dad. Yeah, he's really cute. So
Roblo's son is opening up about how he found out
about his dad's infamous sex tape in nineteen eighty eight. Yeah, okay,
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so he In a Men's Health interview, John admitted that
when he was a teenager, a classmates told him about
his dad's famous, infamous indiscretion. He said, I was in
eighth grade or a freshman year of high school and
some kids said, you know, your dad is a sex
tape online And he said I was like what, and
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John said I didn't. I don't think most parents ever
have that moment where they sit down and to their
kids and go, Okay, we have something to tell you.
Hopefully that moment it's not that comment. No, no, no,
He's like a kid for years it out. He's like
they were. He was sixteen and now this is what
you know, this is part of our life. You know,
this reminds me Rob If you watch that Pam Anderson
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documentary I did, it's a very good it is and
her son had the same experience in high school. So
one of the kids set to her at him and
then they would torment him for years and years and years. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
I think about it. Think how cruel high school was
to you and the things people said to you. Imagine
if your mom was Pam Anderson, or imagine if your
dad as Kanye West. I feel for North because all
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those kids know what Kanye said. Can you imagine this
is a complicated one. At first, it made me giggle
a little bit because Rob's so cute, like Roblow having
a sex tape. I'm like, hello, that's something that's interesting.
But he's still John's dad. So the way you have
to think about this is what would you feel like
if your dad had a sex tape? Now, our dads
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don't look like Roblow, but that's beside the point. It's
not about how they look. It's your dad. It's your
dad naked having sex like that's a really big, big thing.
And so I am glad that the family's really turned
out well. You could imagine these sons, I think he
has two or three sons, could be nightmares or just
bratty individuals having that amount of fame and having Rob
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Blow as a dad. They're not. They're really good guys,
and everybody who meets them knows them, says that Rob
and his wife have done a really great job despite
the sex tape. Would would you watch it? Little glimpse?
I was thinking about that last night. You know, what
do you do when you find that out? Do you
go on Google? Do you read about it? Or do
you pictures or videos pop up without you expecting it.
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I would think not. I would probably would not, but
you know, you can't help but be curious about what
people are saying. Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Somebody I worked with at VH one went on to
make a porno movie. He was a young intern there
and had ultimately it's not a good ending. Now it's good,
but he had a mental breakdown. He ended up in
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hospital for a while, and he lost his job, and
he made this porno tape. And I got to admit
I did check. We didn't watch very much of it
because it was sort of a bit sad actually, but
I was like, oh, what we did do it? I
wish I hadn't. Okay, we're going to take a quick
break and we will be right back. Welcome back to
the Naughty but Night Show. I'm Rob shooting with our
dear friend Mark Looper, who is back from breaking hearts
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around Europe. Or were you there as like an American
ambassador for the gays. Yes, I shot up for THEE
I should send you a rather the world promoting America.
You wouldn't love America if they met you. That's adorable. Okay,
let's get to the poles. Tom Cruise reportedly missed the
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Oxcars because he was a voice in the eight Nicole. Now,
do you think this is true or do you think
he was busy? I mean, do you think Tom was
really staying away from the coal or was he busy?
Let's have a look. Sixty percent say busy. I agree
here he was actually shooting Mission impossible in London. I
think he's bumped into Nicole before. What do you think, Mark?
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You don't agree? You think he was avoiding Nicole. I
think he's busy, yes, one hundred percent busy. But I
also have to remember they shared several kids, and there's
like a very unclear situation like her involvement. They went
with the dad and they scientologists allegedly, and they had
nothing to do with their mom said, you're riding is messy?
There isn't it? Hey, don't forget to vote on today's
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pole about Twitter page at naughty Facebook page is naughty gossip.
I'm be sure it's check back tomorrow to hear your results.
And now are very unusual license to day. But I
love dogs, so that's why its what do you go, Mark? Oh?
Our nicest of the day. Oh it's French and bulldogs frenchies,
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So a French ball the French bulldog is officially the
most popular dog breed in the US bomb so the
buzzy breed barked its way to the top of the
American Kennel Club's pure breed list after it toiled obscurity
and the not sistant past. As recently as twenty five
years ago, rob Frenchies weren't even in the nation's top
seventy five breeds, neither number one one. Yeah, you can
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go from number seventy five to number one if you
were retorable. And they do say. They're delicious dogs to
live with. They are funny, they're friendly, and they're they're
right songy, so you can pick them up if they
get into any trouble. They're great to have an apartments
and around kids. I love it. French is the number
one dog. I think for years it was Labradors that
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were number one Labradors, Now they're behind Frenches. Okay, let's
do our naughties. The day Trems, who you might not
know by name, but she's the lady that wore that
very dramatic white chess to the oscars that blocked everybody's
view that were sitting behind her. She's released a statement
and she wrote the following m and the next one
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was oops, tremp. Unless you're saying sorry, I don't want
to hear from it. I don't want to hear. If
I sat behind you, I would I would have pulled
it down. I would have said, like, you got to
take that off. I want to cut it off. Yeah, naughty, naughty, naughty.
Let's tend with a moment of Rabba Robbia rob This
is really important and something that's quite deep. So I'll
go slowly because I want you want to think about this.
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Love is in a feeling. Love is an action. You
only feel loved because of people's actions. Actions demonstrate love.
So a lot of times people say it's very hard
to love themselves, and I say that's because you're thinking
about love in the wrong way. You're thinking about love
as a feeling. You don't feel like you love yourself.
That is a love. Love is an action. So write
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down all the things that make you feel loved. He
got me a cup of coffee, he was kind to me. Really,
the thing that makes me feel the most loved is
that they saw me. They looked me in the eye,
they paid me some attention, they listened to me. So
look at that list of everything you want in a
partner and start doing those for yourself. Love yourself. Love
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is an action. Every day you have to prove to
yourself that you love yourself, and telling you that you
love yourself is not enough. It's just words. I need actions.
That is it for today. Thank you so much for listening.
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