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Gable Advice. Hello, welcome to the laugh But I show
up your host Rub Shooter, and it's Thursday. But we
have a very special special surprise today. Mark Luper is traveling.
Remember last week Mark told us he was off to Germany,
to Berlin, I think, to Prague. I hope he's up
to no good over there. You know he is, So
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I thought, why not text my friend Donnie and see
if he wants to join us. Now I should point
out I did give Donnie ten fifteen minutes notice. Hello, Hello,
surprise everybody die you work? Goody here for me this week? Gotcha? Gotcha?
Were you off yesterday or Tuesday? What day do you
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do Tuesday? For Wenday? Wednesday? I'm not good at all
this admin of life. I'm not. I'm a great gossip columnist,
but I'm not going to addmin So you offer wednesdays.
I thought, oh, it's not right to have a week
without ad Onnie. And I was really prepared to do
a solo showed. And I've got pretty good at them,
like I don't dread them anymore. I sit there and
for the first maybe thirty seconds, I'm like twenty minutes
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a lot of time, but then I look back up.
Twenty minutes is done. I can do twenty minutes without
a breath. Oh, trust me, I've said it. Bettinails with you.
We're rattled on for thirty minutes, neither me or delay.
We're like, did we say one word? That's my favorite
type of evenings, and I thought it was a marvelous night.
My favorite nights. You know, the only time, the only
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time I should up is to have a drink, and
some nights my words are more important than marcle. Yes,
I can go on, Dad, I'm so happy here. Let's
jump into the show once again. We do put quite
a lot of thought and effort. I don't want to
say practice into these shows. We're not scripted, but we
know our subjects and we divide them up beforehand. None
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of that happened today, this good go evil way. So
I'm prepared. But Donnie might not be. And that is
not his fault. It's mine. I should have given him
the heads pay Thank you for doing this, Donny. Literally
at ten minutes, Notice what time is it, my friends,
It's tea time. Lots of royal stories at the top
of the show. So the royal family skipped Lillibitz christening
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despite being invited, so on Friday, the one year old
officially was christened in a small intimate ceremony at their
Montecito home. And while the Duke and Duchess of Sussex
did extend invites to King Charles, Queen Camilla, Prince William
and Kate Middleton, they were all invited to join in
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the festivities, the royal relatives were not in attendance. A
spokesperson for Meghan and Harry said the following there's a
word in this sentence to it that's really going to
stick out, but we'll get to that in a moment.
So they said the following quote. I can confirm that
Princess Lilibt Diana was christened on Friday, Marge third by
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the Archbishop of Los Angeles. They don't miss about they
got the archbishop. Now what you're going to notice here,
for the first time ever, they're officially using the title princess,
and that's because Charles has given Harry and Megan's children
the official titles Prince and Princess, so they do now
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have those titles. For a while, Megan complained that they
didn't have the titles, but she was actually wrong when
she spoke to Oprah. It's not for the queen to
give them the titles. They had to wait for Charles
to be king. So whoever the monarch is, their children
get the title. Their grandchildren get the title, but not
their great great grandchildren. So they had to wait for
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Queen Elizabeth to go away, and they all move up
one and then they're covered by all the rulers. So
Megan really wanted her kids to have this title. It's interesting, Donnie,
because they want to get away from the royal family.
I get it. It was toxic. It wasn't good for them,
But at the same time, don't you want your kids
to be princes and princesses. They want it both ways,
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and I think if they had a drink or two
at Bottinos, they might even admit that. Oh, let look,
I'd be like, okay, fine, you don't have to call
me a prince. I'll think I'm a prince either way.
But look at the bit, Oh, they're my child deserves
to baby. Yeah, it does, lilabit, lil bit. Now it's
princess lilibet. What do you think about the fact that
they didn't go I think if i'd been Kate or William,
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I would have said, oh, let's jump on a jet Blue,
get a cheap flight to California, just to show them up,
because if they had turned up, it would have made
Harry and they can really look pretty petty because they're
not going to show up. I don't think at the
Carron Nation, although maybe they might know now that the
children have got those titles, maybe they will. What do
you think will they go? Would have you gone to
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the christening? I would have gone to the christening because
I too am like you in the thinking that well,
I'm just petty in general, I would have showed up. Yeah,
you said I would have taken Spirit Airlines. I would
shown up. I'd be like, I'm using no carbon footprint.
I'm showing up fom Meggan in Prince's house and I'm
literally just gonna sit there and knock on the door. Hello, Hello, Hello,
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it's tea till it's tea time, Ding dong the somebody
at the door. It's William and Kate. Can you imagine that?
And I think i'd wear the crown if I was
and a tr even if it was an afternoon affair.
If I was I would wear that long red cape
like I was Royal to I'd find Rock up fine
ting Charles Scepters somewhere. But I'm borrowing scept to Charles
out of the tower London. I need that I'm flying
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to California. Whenever they saw me. Now i'd been full
royal drag, like I'd be full on, full on just
to remind them that they're really not part of it anymore.
So I think I would have gone to this, although
we gotta say they do have busy schedules. Getting them
to LA is like a big deal because of security
and it's like a state visit and blah blah blah
blah blaha. But I think if I could have gone,
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I think I think I would have. This brings us
to Apple question of the day, The Royal family skipped
out on Princess dot I like that Princess Lilibitz christening
despite getting an invite. Should they have attended? Yes or no?
Go vote on a Twitter page at Naughty Knights rob
at facebook page is Morty Gaza and be sure to
check back tomorrowta Hey at your results. Hey Dotty Love,
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what are you working on? Peacock Bravo, They're going through
a rough time. There's this whole vander Pump Rules drama
that's taken over. Now there's this you know, Real Housewives,
Ultimate Girls Trip drama. So the drama really has been
so Brandy and Caroline Manzo left the show because of
apparently some sexual harassment where Caroline Manzo says that Brandy
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Glanville touched her boobs and to her chin A duels
in a very sexual way. But now Brandy's lawyer is
fighting back saying, hey, Peacock or Shed Media, which is
a company that produces the show for Peacock, is saying, hey,
you need to release this audio. I want proof that
Caroline Manze is saying that she was sexually her rest
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and you need to release the audio. Which I'm really
torn on because I wanted to believe Caroline Manze. But
if I think, I don't think anybody for one minute didn't.
But now I'm questioning myself, like it's all on tape,
or at least the cameras weren't rolling, but that microphone
is always on. Yeah, and saying I taped an episode
once of the New York cast five started me and
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I just stayed out of camera. I didn't want to
be on camera, and then I quickly forgot that I
had a microphone on the whole time, and I was
fucking snack. I know, I caught myself halfway through a sentence.
I was like, oops, and then I went to the
bathroom and I took it off. I know that's gonna
flush it down the toilet, like I was on a
spy mission. But then Bravo was so cheap they would
have sent me like a one hundred dollars bill for
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a microphone. But I think there's something going on here.
Released the tape. Now, the lawyers also saying that Bravo
were deliberately doing this to get more right, they're manipulating it.
Of course they are. I never really thought about that either.
Bravo's in loving all this drama. Now. You'd think most
companies do not want to be accused of sexual harassment,
like it's not a good knock, Brother's not most companies.
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In that house show is so sloppy. I mean, it
just is so I forget all the time. They'll do anything,
almost anything to get themselves some ratings. So they've really
allowed this story to take roots. And that's why, Donnie,
you and me just believed Caroline Manzo was telling the
truth and Carol and Brandy's sloppy, so it's something she
would do. I think the tape will prove that, yes,
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there was some stuff that went on, but there wasn't
as many complaints about it in the moment as what
we are hearing now. Release the tape. I can't wait,
and don't wait six months until the show's on. I
want the audio right now. What do you think, Oh, yeah,
release the tip, especially now that Brandy's lawyers are coming
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out and just basically pleading for you to release the tape.
If Brandy was saying, you know, I would whether you're
not released the tape, I'd be like, Okay, don't release.
She's guilty. She's coming out saying please release, release the tape. Ah.
It is tricky, isn't it. Brother has got everything and
they very selectively decide what to edit in, what to
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edit out. They want the whole thing released. Hey, moving forward,
more legal drama. Tiger Woods ex Erica Herman. That's his girlfriend.
He's been with her for a very long time. I
actually thought they were going to get married. Now she
wants her NDA nullifired over sexual harassment clauses. So Tiger's
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apparently ex girlfriend. Now they're not together anymore. She's taking
the forty seven year old golfer to court hoping to
nullify their non disclosure agreement. So it's very interesting. First
of all, when she started dating him in about twenty
and seventeen, she had to sign a non disclosure. To
one date, you gotta sign a non disclosure, so she
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signed it. But the ROO laws have changed after the
Meato movement and now they're encouraging people in the Speak
Out Act to come forward and this can get rid
of NDAs. So in the past, particularly with Harvey Weinstein, yuck,
lots of people signed NDAs and really let him get
away with stuff that he shouldn't have gone away with.
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Neither law has changed. And if you can prove sexual harassment,
or if you want to allege sexual harassment, that can
override a non disclosure agreement. So we can do lots
of non disclosures Donnie, on many things, on money, on
lots of different topics, but if I sexually harass you,
then we can't do a non disclosure on that. So
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I think it's going to get overturned. And now the
question is did he sexually harass her? He sort of
has to if that's the basis of overturning this. We
don't know any of this yet. His people have not
spoken out about it. Hers have said nothing. But TMZ
did get the court papers. They got the court papers,
and she's mean that Woods is trying to aggressively enforce
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the NDA that she signed in August two thousand and seventeen.
Is he just bad news? It sounds like this is
really better And I'm just curious as to what's the
end game here. Is she about to explosively release something?
Is there something about to come out about him? There
India that was signed of If she doesn't say anything
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for however long they're together, even though not married, she
gets a certain amount of money. I could be very confused. Yeah,
famous people do. I mean, it sounds so weird because
we just don't live this sort of life. But super
famous people, particularly people like Tiger Woods, who have a
very checkered history, particularly with dating. Let's be honest, they
do get you to sign NDAs. I've had to sign
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a few to read someone's books or to meet them
in person, and I've always honored them. However, there is
a clause in the NDA that if there is a
sexual harassment accusation, it can be overturned. It's a really
interesting subject topic and story that we're definitely going to
keep you up to speed on. Hey, moving along, And
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let's just preface this by saying, on the Naughty but
Na Show, we don't make fun about the way anybody looks,
but there's a massive story out there about it. A
celebrity who really is unrecognizable, Yes, Kim Basinger, who has
not been seen in public for quite some time. She
showed up at her daughter Ireland Baldwin's strip club baby shower.
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Famous people do whatever they want, you know, whether you
want to have a baby shower with a strip club,
who cares? So what doing? But the thing here is
those she's sixteen nine year old former Bond Girls. She
wore minimal makeup as she walked hand in hand with
her boyfriend hairstylist Mitch Stone at Jumbo's clown Room in Hollywood.
I've been to Jumbo's clown Room. Yeah, she looked a
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little wrinkly free, you know what I'm saying, She's not acognizable, Yeah,
I mean radiant, beautiful pictures at gossip dot com if
you want to have a look at them. I mean,
she's so beautiful, but she doesn't quite look like herself now.
I think part of this too is that particularly famous people,
we don't want them to ever change. We don't want
them to age. And let me tell you a little secret,
they're human. They age. I know. I had an audition
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for a new show, Donnie, a new talk show, an
afternoon talk show. They're putting together this panel show, and
they asked me to send some clips on myself. So
when on the old YouTube and typed in my name
and I found some clips recently which were fine. I
was delicious, adorable, But I also found a clip of
me on the Joy Behart Show from ten years ago.
I look like a baby like you change even if
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you live a very pure life, which I don't. But
even if I did, I couldn't possibly look like that guy.
So sometimes it's nice looking back at pictures, but nobody
expects me not to age. Kim Basinchel one of the
most beautiful people. She was a bond girl in the world.
She's now almost seventy. I think she looks phenomenal, but
she doesn't look the same as she looked last time
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we saw her, which was sort of like eight or
nine years ago. People age. This is the hard thing
when you disappear, when you stay out of the public eye.
So she stays out of the public eye because of agoraphobia.
So she has a real legitimate reason to stay out
of the public eye. And so I feel a little
bit bad for her here because she's going to see
these headlines. I think she looks great. Does she look
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a little different, Yes, still looks great. Hey, quickly before
we get a break, Michelle Leo, No, I think it's
gonna win the Oscar Donnay on Sunday has had to
delete an Instagram post that might violate the Academy rules.
So she deleted a post of a Vogue article. I mean,
come on, if she post ignority gossip, you're get in trouble.
I get it, Vogue, what trouble can you get into? However,
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this is the title of the article she posts, it's
been over two decades since we've had a non white
Best Actress winner. So far, so good. It's okay. This
is the part that they did not like. The article
had a few little digs a Kate Blanchet. She's up
against Kate, and the article said the following quote. Detractors
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would say that Blanchett is the stronger performer, the acting
veteran is indisputably incredible as the high profile conductor tar.
But it should be noted this is where we get
to it, Donne. But it should be noted this is
what Vogue wrote, and this is what she posted. But
it should be noted that Kate already has two Oscars. Meanwhile,
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for Michelle and Oscar would be life changing. Her name
would forever be preceded by the phrase Academy Award winner,
and it would result in her getting meteor parts after
a decade of being criminally underused. So I like this
about the Oscars. You can't trash your competitors. So you
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can postuff. You can campaign, Goodness knows you can campaign,
but you can't campaign by putting other people down. And
technically this story in Vogue, Vogue, again not a tabloid,
did put her down. So Michelle has deleted it. Fortunately
for Michelle, voting for the Oscars ended on Tuesday, so
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it's not gonna hurt her. But people are talking about it, Michelle.
All the votes are in put the story back up. Yeah,
well you just own it. That's the thing too. I
would go out and being Michelle, like, these aren't my words.
These were somebody else's words, and like I was just
maybe agreed with them. I mean I didn't agree with them. Oh,
I hope Michelle gets it. Although I've got to say
Kate Blanchett is extraordinary just because she has two we
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can't punish her for that. For being extraordinary, We'll be watching. Hey,
We're gonna take a quick break and we will be
right back. Welcome back to the Naughty but Night Show.
I'm rob shooting with my dear friend Johnny Metch on
a Thursday. Quite unusual listening it on a Thursday. You're
doing marvelous ten minutes. Notice what were you going to?
Just shut up? And I do love it. When I
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text you, I said, oo's off. Would you like to
fill in? We'll do it in fifteen minutes fifty I
said you could do it in five. And here we are. Okay,
yesterday's pole I forgot to say the title. Let's get
to the poles. Yes, thank you, darling. Yesterday's Paul. We
talked about Prince Harry Edging towards being totally exiled from
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the royal family. Will this family ever find peace? Now?
This is before we knew that Charles let his children
be called prince and princesses. So that's a good side.
Let's have a look fifty fifty year split down the middle.
I think there's still chance for piece for your Donnie.
It's not over yet. Don't forget to vote on today's poule.
Go for the page at Laughty Knights rob Facebook page
already got even. Be sure to check back to mob
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Rower to hear your results are naw. It's time for
our noisest of the day. The nicest of the day
is Tied Pennington, Oh that Unky I loved him, contract
or from Move That Bug, Raiding Spaces and Extreme Makeover Edition.
He says that being body shamed in his videos that
he post on Instagram and social media only makes him
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want to do more good for him. It's amazing because
he's very handsome at fifty eight years old and he
posts a video he was kind of dancing in his
swim trunks. But he went on to say that people
called him disgusting old grows that what oh, but it's
not stopping him. He's like, you know what, I want
to do what I want, and I'm going to continue
to post videos and I swim trunks dancing ty Pennington,
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post them. I'll like every single one of them. I
mean too. And he comes out and says, he said,
I'm just an average guy. I'm not fat, I'm not skinny.
I'm just an average guy. He's got like a dad bod.
I think he's very, very attractive. It's that thing we
were talking about with Kim Basinger. We don't want people
to aage. He is almost sixty. I think we fall
in love with him when he was like twenty two
years old when he first was on TV, and he
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looked like a twenty two year old. Now he looks
like a guy that has turned fifty fifty six, fifty
seven one is in fifty eight. He looks fantastic. We
love this video. It's a bundordy gossip dot com now.
I noticed the day so yes in a shame yesterday
we talks about Drew Barrymore's therapist quit him. He quit
her because she was drinking too much. I argued that
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that's the time you need your therapist the most, when
things get hard. You don't your therapist to quit. No,
we can't always be happy that Lars wouldn't be a
therapy well mad the therapist has responded and said to
e W. Occasionally a therapist has to suspend treatment until
a patient is willing to stop their chronic self destructive behavior. Oh, sir,
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Barry Michael's the therapist put out a statement he has
worked with people like Gwyneth Paltrow. He halted their sessions
after her depression worsened and her drinking it intensified. They
are now back together. But this still rubs me the
wrong way. I don't like this one at all. Doesn't
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quite sound right. Let's end with a moment of rub.
You're gonna rub, Thank you very much, darling. You don't
become what you want, You become what you believe. It
all starts in believing in yourself. You might want something,
but you might you're probably not going to get it.
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If you believe something, you will get it. I believed
all those years ago, Donnie, when we first met, and
I've never done it before, that I could host a show.
I believed I could do it, and so I did.
Stop believing in yourselves. Every one of us. That's it
for today. Thank you so much for listening to the
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