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Advices. Welcome to the Naughty Night Show. It's Thursday. I'm
your host, Rob Shooter, joining us from Syracuse. I know
from the country is our friend Mark Loupo. Mark. Are
you there? Rob? Congratulations? Thank you very much. I'm an author,
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darling and author and author and author? How did this happen?
Author is in the room. I don't know. Rob's got
a horrid secretary key. But I have to tell you
I've known love this for a few at least maybe
six months now, and the cat is out of the bag.
So I have a book. It's called The Fourword Answer,
Who are You? In four words? Think about that. It's
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available now on Amazon. I promise I'm not going to
plug this every single show, but at the moment it's
so much fun. It was announced yesterday the Naughties, God
bless you when nuts and pre ordered the book. My publisher.
Can you believe that I've got a publisher? I know,
I've never ever thought i'd say that. Normally I've got
a good bartender or a mixer, But now I have
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a publisher. He texted me last night, saying the preorders
is that what they called the advanced copies are really
selling excellent, and that's because of all you. Yesterday I
was on TV, Marks, who was on TV talking about
the Royals with our friend Rose and Scotta a Good
Day New York and Laurie, and she had read about
the book in page six who announced it sort of
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leaked it and she asked me about it. Mark, I
got the title wrong on television. I know it's terrible.
I'm so clumsy. So it's the first time I said
it's on a TV show or really ever. It's been
a secret. I just wanted to do the work. I
just wanted to do the work and not talk about
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it until the work was done. Some of the no tease.
You've been so so so kind. Christina, Hello, I see you.
Christina wanted to know will there be an audible version.
That's a good question. I don't know. If you want
to hear me read a book, we should get Doris
to do it. Your mom, she should read the book.
And also to Brittany, I saw I saw a comment
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from Brittany on our Facebook's page. Brittany, Hello, Brittany, Hello,
hello Helloa said I'm pre ordering it right now and
at my old job she has a printed out a
daily reminder quote, you have to do the work. So
we talked about that a lot on this show, doing
the work. The book is fuller of little sayings like
this really inspired by a moment of rob. There's lots
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of noughties Mark in the book, so I use a
lot of your quotes, a lot of your questions, your
emails over the years. You've sent me some lovely texts
and emails there in the book. Do you think you're
in it? Mark? Do you think hand copies? Well, I've
noticed Stories has not ordered one yet. Your mother, I
I checked. I didn't check. You can't check, but you
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can just I was like, Doris, did you are you listening? Doris?
And now that I've got Pete your father on board,
I hope they both order their own copy. I can't
have sharing in the household. No Netflix here, individual core.
We need an autograph signing situation like at a bar
at Bottinos perhaps something bartita A should think they'd give
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us a free drink after the amount of times when
we talk about them. Let me give you a little
secret on books. The rarest book to find is an
unsigned Jill Zaran order by honor, because if you sign
all the books you can't send them back. I know.
So if I'm a bookstore, if I ordered ten copies
of your book, I can't send them back once they've
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been signed, tampered with, they've been changed. So once the
book is out, Mark, you and me are going to
go to every bookstore in New York, and naughtys go
to every bookstore Sign it, Rob Shooter, because then they
can't return know so noriy so Nordy. Don't tell them.
One will getting trouble. Hey, let's jump into our show.
My god, we've been gossiping today about me, me, me, me, me.
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We've got tons of celebrity gossip. Let's jump into that. Mark.
What time is it? It is? So Colton Underwood, the
Bachelor who came out in a very dramatic interview with
Robin Roberts on ABC, has been flooded with offers to
return to TV as the gay Bachelor. So let me
be clear. I don't think he's returning to ABC the
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official Bachelor to do a gay version of the show.
We know. I don't think he's gonna be handing out
red looses two Gentlemen with Chris Harrison or whoever the
new host is. But there are other production companies, lots
of them who would like to develop a show with
him as a gay bachelor. I think Logo did this
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once before with Lance Bass as the host. The difference
was they didn't have Colton Underwood. So Colton's a star.
He's been on Nash Nold television. We've seen him try
to fall in love. Would you be interested in seeing
him fall in love with the man? This sounds like
a Bravo show to make Rob. I cannot wait to
watch the show. And I was talking to my friends
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last night, and you know, the show apparently is going
to have um, you know, explore his his new life
as a gay man. I was thinking, well, why hasn't
they called me and Rob, because we can come in.
You can show him Chelsea, we can show him Hell's
Kitchen in New York City, you can show him what
drinks to order. Does he like Arianna? Does he likely
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be Gaga? You know, there's so many questions I have
for him in his new life. There's two different shows.
So at the moment, he's working on a Netflix show
which is really him coming out of the closet type
of show. Would be great on that show as his
gay best friends, No pudding tended. But there's another show
to what about a dating show? So I'm being told
there's another show that he hasn't signed onto yet, but
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he's been pitched. Would he like to be the gay
not the Netflix show, not the lifestyle show? But what
about him looking for love as a gay man on
Bravo or on Logo or maybe ABC? What about that? Mark?
That's a good idea. I'm definitely here for that as well.
I think they should do it simultaneously, you know, both
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for your greeting. Would you be on it? Would you
say you want to go on the Netflix show as
a friend? Mark? You do love a red Rose, you're
hopelessly romantic. Let's say you're hopefully romantic. Could you be
on this show? Is Coulton your time? I'll sign up? Yeah?
Of course. He's very cute. He's very cute, He's bet
he's really nice too. He seems very innocent. He hasn't
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been like tainted yet. You know, he's open I think
to love and I'm open to that idea. Well, that's
what you're for. You could taint him, Mark, because NYS
knows you've been tainted, Which brings us to a Pole
question of the day. Production companies are flooding Coulton Underwood
with offers to return to TV as a gay bachelor,
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not the Netflix show, a different show for him to
come back to TV as a gay bachelor. Should he
do it? Should he do it? That's our question? Hey,
go to our Twitter page at Naughty Nice rob. Our
facebook page is Naughty Gossip. Leave a comment there. You
can even talk about my book. Did I mention that? Mark?
I mentioned that book. I'm gonna eventually briefly every day
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I got the title wrong Mark on National Watch shot
bark and I missed it. I know it serves me right.
Sure to check back tomorrow for your results. Mark, what
are you working? A search? Juicy story? Okay? It treated you? Days?
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Is your boyfriend sex obsessed? Let me explain? Okay, so
from the real House by answer New Jersey story and
treating Days his new boyfriend. It's allegedly a sex obsessed
man who has left behind a trail of X levels
who complain that his libido is virtually insatiable, says our
friends like age six. Okay, So, Louis Louis Rulas allegedly
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wanted sex as much as four times a day and
was suited by an extually claimed that he would punish
her if she refused his constant sexual demands. WHOA Okay,
so the ex fiance her name is a Vanessa Riser.
She made the stunning punishment claim in through a legal document,
and the lawsuit eventually was settled outside of court for
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undisclosed terms. Rob. I know you don't like talking a
lot about sex. I do, um, four times a day
is a lot. Like I'm thinking maybe three times, two times,
but four times a day, four times for you Mark
four times a day. I could see that happening maybe
maybe early on in the love and the four times
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a day, it's a lot for me. I'm not talking
about numbers. I'm not getting into it. But Teresa is
very sexual too. Have you ever met her. She's a
very sexual person. And sister in law Melissa and her
brother joe Ah, they once told me they have sex
twice a day and they've been married for many, many years.
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So I think some people are just very sexual human beings.
And I would guess if you're that highly sexed, you've
got to meet a partner who can meet you in
the middle. Like there's no puttest part of attraction, I guess,
and it's part of your lifestyle. And if you enjoy
a lot of sex, good for you. But you've got
to find somebody that enjoys that too. What a tricky
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conversation to have when you first start to date, or
do you think it just sort of figure out? And
I think she's making up for last time, right, she
was in the slammer for for a moment. Her husband
was in the slammer. Here he is four times a day,
four times a day. I'm told to exclusively mark a
little bit of dish. These two are trying to get
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their own spin off horror. So Teresa tried to get
her spin off show when she was getting divorced, and
brav Oh told her we don't do negative shows. So
the fact you've lost your husbands, you're getting divorce, you've
gone to jail. Although that sounds delicious for a spinoff show.
They want marriages, they want babies. If you think about
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the people that have got spinoff shows on Bravo, it's
all been quite an optimistic story. So Teresa getting married
or Teresa having sex four times a day, that sounds
more like Bravo. I could see Teresa Gain in the
spinoff show could you see that She's the big, big star,
and like, I can also see her like parlaying this
into like a sex toy line, like if they want
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to go down this road, I mean, Teresa, do it.
Oh that's what she could be doing. Or you're a
wizard mark in a very filthy mind. Okay, moving along.
Oh that subject made me so uncomfortable. Kenny Perry and
Orlando blooms ex wife are very close. So Mirandaka and
Katie Perry have hit it off. Miranda and Orlando they
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share a ten year old son, Flynn. Katie Perry and
Orlando have an in for daughter Daisy. They're one big,
happy family. They spoke about this on Instagram Live, where
Katie Perry helped Miranda basically sell her products. So she
has a skincare lile and she said, I used them
and their marvelous. This is so nice and something and
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I'm not sure I could do it very Kim Kardashi
and Kanye West are the family business promotion type thing.
I mean, listen, I think it's very sweet. That's a
modern day family that's blended. Everyone's getting along. But something
about this is a little bit off. You're absolutely right.
I loved the headline. I thought this story was lovely,
and then when I got into it and realized they're
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plugging a product, I was like, Oh, we didn't feel
quite the same. Had they just gone for coffee together
or hung out, or we're friends, We've got this great relationship.
Were there for the kids, But then when I read, oh,
I'm online selling her products, it did feel a little
kardashi and they didn't. Oh they're terrible, these celebrity mark
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what else are you working on? What else he's gonna
Christina Aguilera is opening up about her time as a
child star. So Christina spoke to Health magazine, telling the
outlet that during quarantine, she's been really enjoying time spent
with her two kids and her husband, and she said, quote,
I've been working since I was seven years old. When
I'm not working, there's this heavy amount of guilt that
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I feel. It has been embedded to me since I
was little. You're ashamed if you don't want to keep
up as a child entertainer. You're pitted against one another,
and other children are all about that grind too. It's
a weird space to grow up. In now Rob the
children that she also worked alongside. It includes Britney Spears,
Justin Timberlake, Grant Bossel and Carried Russell, and Jessica Simpson. Now,
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when you work for Jessica Simpson for many, many years,
she seems pretty well adjusted as an adult. Though. Yeah,
absolutely Jessica as a sweethearts, really really kind of smart person.
But she did talk about those early years and she
told me everybody wanted her to be pretty Spears. So
once Brittany became this international superstar, they all copy cat
and so Jessica didn't feel like she could be her.
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She thought the record company was trying to make her
into Brittany. It's a very tricky thing and you don't
have to be a celebrity for this to happen to you.
Often were pitted against one another in real life, within families,
within jobs. I reject this notion. I totally believe and
I might be wrong, but I choose to believe there
is enough room for all of us. And it's interesting. Mark.
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Over the last couple of days, I mention I have
at her. So over the last couple of days, people
have been genuinely happy for me and reached out to me.
People have not spoken to for years. My old assistant Brianne. Hello. Hello.
Brianne's now at People magazine, but she she was my
assistant twenty years ago. And when Diddy would call to
shout at me, she had to answer the phone, and
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then I wouldn't have the course. So he shouted at
Brianne and I was too scared of him. Brianne texted
me congratulations. People were genuinely happy, but there were one
or two there were a little jealous. That was I know,
and I felt it immediately. There's room for all of us.
Where are you? Mark? Do you get pitted against people
you work with other writers of the producers? I think
they're definitely happens. But you have to remember you're on
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your own journey, Rob, and you know this this is
gonna be. This is your book. You know this is
your journey, and I think you've That's what's kept you
going is that you follow your own path. I do,
and I marched to my own beat and it's a
very strange bat but I like my beat. You should
write a Bookmark, You should you such a wise owl.
I know you should call it the mother. Oh, it's
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a good title for that book. Moving along, We've got
some royal news before we go to break. So Queen
Elizabeth attended her first royal duty since the death of
her husband, I know, so just a couple of days
after he passed away. Queen Elizabeth, who turns this month,
hosted a private ret Roman ceremony at Windsor Castle. People
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thought she would postpone it, but she said absolutely not.
This was her duty. She went ahead and did the war.
That wonderful. I know, it's just so wonderful. Her sense
of duty and her work ethic is unbelievable. Also to
the royal family released some never before seen pictures of
the Duke surrounded by his great grandchildren. The image was
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taken in two thousand and eighteen by Kate by the
Duchess of Cambridge, and it was kept hidden. It was
a family photograph. You don't think about that, do you. You
You think every picture they take gets put in the
newspapers or tweeted like us. They have private pictures on
their phones and when the family gets together in the
castle for Christmas, they take pictures of each other and
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they're on their phones. It's wild, isn't it. I was
once on the high Line with Bruce. My husband, Bruce
writes songs with Barry Manelone. So we took Barry to
see the high Line and I took some pictures of
the three of us on the high Line and I
was like, oh my goodness, I've got pictures on my
phonee the Barry battle. It was a big star on
the high Line. So they've got the same. You never
think about it like that, do you. Hey, We're going
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to take a quick break, Mark, and we will be
right back. Welcome back to the Naughty but Nice Show.
And I'm author Rob Shooter with that Mark blue Bow.
Is it tiresome? Yet? It's only data. I can't help myself.
And I don't even have a book yet. I know
you think I've got like you think I was J. K.
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Rowling Harry Potter. The way I'm talking about this, Mark,
I'm will you introduce me as that now, Mark when
we go to body you know? And the only way
I know you now as the author the like there's
only one in the world and it is me. Oh,
it's so ridiculous. Oh my god. When this book comes out,
I hope you're not disappointed. What happens if it's boring, Mark,
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You know what I mean? It could be think you
do as boring, Rob. That's for sure, it's not boring.
It might not be good when we're not always good,
but we're not boring. That should be the title of
our next book. Okay, moving along, let's get to the
polls and oh that is not the theme. Okay. So
Prince William and Prince Harry have spoken, they've spoken since
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he arrived in London, but they've not got together yet.
Do you think the brothers will find peace during this trip?
Oh you're so optimistic. I love the naughties. Sixty four
per cent said yes, they will find peace. I want
to believe it. I'm not sure you listen. I think
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hard times do bring people together. So I'm fingers are
crossed for these two. You're right, you know, if if
the death of Prince Philip, their grandfather can't bring them together,
then I don't know what can. Hey, fingers crossed. Absolutely,
don't forget to go and vote on today's poll. It's
on our Twitter page at Naughty Nice Rob. Go to
our Facebook page Naughty Gossip. Believe a comment there. We
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read them all and be sure deject but tomorrow to
hear your results, and now it's time for the nicest
of the day, Crob. The nicest of the day, it's
Haley Hasselhoff. Haley Hasselhoff is making Playboy history for being
the first ever curve model to appear on a European
cover of Playboy. Haley said, I am overcome with emotion
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around what this cover signifies for inclusivity and it's greater
purpose towards female empowerment. I wanted to use this platform
to express that you have the power to love your
body without hesitation because of society's standards of beauty. Oh
and Rob, In case you were wondering, Haley's dad, David Hasselhoff,
the star of n Writer and many other shows, Baywatch.
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Her dad is very proud, she said, My dad is
very supportive in the choices I make for my own career.
Good for you, Haley. I interviewed them and the half
turned up with his daughters. I really wanted to interview
the haff and he was with his daughters, and I's
that old like to make it a family affair. They
were more interesting than him. I love them. The funny
two daughters, I think cheeky. The pictures are up our
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naughty gossip dot Com take a look, and now it's
time for our nautious other day. Noaughty, norty, norty. The
Taylor Swift fans are going to be cross with me.
Taylor Swift has her fans scrambling for answers. So Taylor
Swift fans took to Twitter they lost their minds over
her appearance on the Stephen Colbert Show. So on the show,
she dropped some hints about her new album, and they're
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the fans are trying to put it all together like
a jigsaw puzzle. One fan pointed out that Taylor went
to great lengths to mention New York City in her interview,
making the connection to her album. The first song from
the album Welcome to New York Fans, Taylor, It's not
such a big puzzle. Like I do know she likes
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to tease us. I do know she gives us clues
like she's a detective. But we don't need to lose
our minds over this. Do you ever read into something
too much? I do that sometimes, Mark. It's just the comment.
It's just a hello. I didn't mean anything. Is for
me and Taylor and I don't have other things to
do like. I like Taylor, but I'm not playing this
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game with her. Tread carefully, you better tread replace because
I gotta sell a book. I mention I've got I'll stop.
I promise I will stop. The naughtiest of the day.
And that soundful a moment of rob. You get a rob,
You get a rob, you get a rob. Business does
not exist. You are never too busy to do something
you really want to do. So the next time you're
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going to say I'm too busy, tell the truth, which
is it's not a priority. I know, so tell the truth.
So Mark, when you invite me for drinks and I
say I'm too busy, that's not the truth. You're not
a priority. Only would never happen. I love you and
I love a drink, and so that would happen. But
think about that the next time you put something off.
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You don't have to say it out loud, but in
your mind acknowledge the truth, which is not a priority.
So if you're too easy to write a book, if
you're too busy to do a podcast, if you're too
busy to have a bubble bath, if you're too busy
to go for a walk, it's not your priority. What
do you think You just dropped the big truth bomb
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for all of us. Wow, tell me Mark, And I
know it's a little personal. When was the last time
you said you were too busy? What were you putting off?
What did you not really want to do my laundry,
cleaning my apartment? Um, seeing a variety of different friends
who've reached out, But I can tell you this. I'm
on vacation right now in Syracuse, but I'm not too
busy for this show. Here. I am Citty of my friends,
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my friends of you know, house and doing this and
you know it's important. Are this is a priority for me.
We have some quick breaking news before we end. I'll
have all the details tomorrow. But sources are telling me
that Jennifer Lopez and a Rod have broken up the day.
I know it's breaking right now and getting the report
in too bad. It's at the end of the show.
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We're terrible people, I mean, talk about the tease. Thank
you again for all being so so kind to me.
This book means so much to me, and the fact
you've pre ordered it makes me so happy. I'm a lucky,
lucky guy. Thank you. That's it for today, and thank
you for listening to the Not Even Eyes with Rob
and Mark show that will make your dad Pete happy. Mark.
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