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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm for Nina's what's trending real quick.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I just want to shout out lawyers because you stay busy,
and our first two stories that are trending involved the
law and technology. So also I've been watching a lot
of suits, so just keeps getting more and more interested.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
I'd like to shout out lawyers too.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
I've had to deal with a lot of them in
my life, and.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
There are some that do great work.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
But no matter what, they stay busy.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
They do stay busy.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
So Apple is facing three consumer lawsuits that claim that
it's monopolizing the smartphone market. So the class actions were
filed by Android users in California and New Jersey. They
say that Apple keeps certain essential apps and services and
all of those types of things only for iPhone users,
so therefore they're calling it a monopoly.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
But you can sue for that.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
They are monopoly in this country, you can, that's true.
You cannot have a monopoly in this country. But also capitalism.
If they built it, they can keep it for themselves.
I don't understand that.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
But if you use Android, then why woun't.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
You do it on iPhone?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Do you want their products?

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Go get it?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
If you don't want their products dirty mouse.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I think if it's it's less of a monopoly and
it's more than just their strong arm gangsters that we're
not going to share it with you. You will, You'll get
an iPhone. Yeah, if you want to use it, you'll
get an iPhone. Android user capitalism, it's basically capitalism. Yeah,
but maybe they're gangsters.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
But like, why can't you just go to Android and
be like, why can't I have that too Android?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Why can't you it's too Android? Why are you.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Suing Google for being lame? Yeah? Hey, Google, figure it
out and make I message. I don't know, it can't
be that freaking hard.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Just call it g message.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, like react, Like it's easy to go ahead and
code that.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
But anyways, WhatsApp has it figured out though, man, because
that's the only way you can send videos if you
have from iPhone to Android or whatever. I mean, there's
other ways, but I mean, you know, if you have
an iPhone and you try to send a video to
someone with an Android phone or vice versa, you can't
even see it at all.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Small and blurry? How do you protect yourself on WhatsApp?
Side note, because people are just searching your name now
and they can send you messages. That's happening onmine. I
get random messages on whatsappen. I don't know who these
people are. That was a way side note. I can't
even give my friends to message me back, says the guy.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Who doesn't message us back.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
It goes two ways, I guess.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
So Meta is being accused of wiretapping Snapchat for data.
So course are now revealing that Mark Zuckerberg encouraged Meta
execs to create a project called Project Ghostbusters.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
And it was a herd initiative that was used.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
On the private network to figure out what's going on
with you know people. So it was also used on
Amazon and YouTube and all of this stuff. And that
started back in twenty sixteen. And so now it's going
to court and there's actual like documents and stuff that
are saying that my Mark Zuckerberg violated the United States
wire top Tap Act.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
There's a wire tap Act here.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Yeah, yeah, you can't just wiretap people without a judge
saying you can wiretap people.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Really, yeah, that's illegal. Le's your Mark Zuckerberg. Also, he's
listening to this conversation right now. Everything tap Hey bro,
love those VR It's also a good job with the
MMA stuff. Dude, you're a badass. Yeah, and he made WhatsApp,
so good job buddy, he did. Yeah, owns WhatsApp.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Yeah, Okay, we'll just take a left turn.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
So I don't know how you can wire tap a
thing that doesn't have a wire.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
It's a social media app, not a phone, but anyway, yeah,
it can really makes sense to me, and.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
That's how he's going to do it in Congress.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
He's gonna go, well, let me explain phones to you.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Now that we're all walking around today watching our backs,
knowing that we're being listened to and could potentially be
suited at any moment. So psychologists say that Britain is
full of real vampires, zombies and were wolves.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
What, yes, how we're just learning that.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Okay, I think of Britain every time I think of its.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Being affirmed really that it's real, but it's due to
rare psychological disorders. So there are people that identify as
real life bloodsuckers and that do that to help themselves
get excited. There are also people that believe that their
insides are rotting like zombies and choose to participate in
zombie like behavior.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
They walk in and they eat other people.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
I don't know if they want really, so I'm not
like looking at one, but this is the description of
the situation.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
And they're not wrong technically, if you think about it,
we're all kind of rotting.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Okay, right, I mean I mean right, like not full rot,
just like it's getting older, yeah, just getting older, you.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Know, I'm aging like fine wine people.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
But even were wolves people wake up and believe that
they are going to be a wolf on a full moon.
It's just very fascinating because it's they truly believe it
and actless way. Therefore, those things exist.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
If that was a thing and you didn't know it,
you weren't prepared for it, and we walked outside of
the full moon, and then you're.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Like, holy crap, weird.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Okay, so cool.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
It would be cool too, Yeah, it's really cool. What
it would be a shocker at first.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
It would be I'd beel like I thought I took
care of this hair with the laser hair removal.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
I have a snout, now, snout.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
It's smelling your Okay, we're having too much fun with that.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
This year, for twenty is a stoner eclipse, so some
people celebrate for twenty more than others. Now, we've been
talking a lot about the April eighth eclipse and where
people can watch it, how to prepare with the right
glasses for it. But this year for twenty is a palindrome.
I don't know if I always feel like I don't
say that right, but a palindrome. So it's the same
forward and backwards because it's for twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
WHOA, somebody's been celebrating fourteen.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Twenty four.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
They really know this.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
So this year it's being seen as a massive event
in stoner culture because it won't happen again.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Thirty four. I'll be here with this one.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Okay. So Dollar Tree is no longer dollar Tree. Well,
I mean it's still called dollar Tree, but we know
that the cap is not just dollar anymore. It's not
just five dollars anymore. It is now should be called
seven dollars tree. They're going up to seven dollars. Now
seven dollars. The cap at seven dollars, it's called dollar Tree. No,

(06:45):
can we sue them for false advertising?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
No?

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Lawyers say, busy, there's a chance. So that's what's trending