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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Allday.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
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Speaker 2 (00:40):
Former All Valley Champion, now Eagle fan Karate. I'm Steve
Cavino again, Rich Spotty's here. Thank you guys for hanging
out with us. Now on today's show, we're gonna talk
about the biggest sports losers.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Who's the biggest sports losers? Right?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Who are they? It's not a team, it's a group
of people. We'll explain. No, we are Fox Dorks. We're
not the biggest losers. We'll tell you who they are.
And right now we're gonna talk worst logos. And here's
why ye Rolling Stone released their top fifty. Remember magazines
Rolling Stone magazine. Yeah, yeah, they released their top fifty
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worst album covers of all time. Now, when I see
album covers, I don't mean song covers. I mean actual
album covers, the visual art, the visual artwork of the
albums or CDs.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You remember CDs.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Then, by the way, when you bring up magazines, how
quickly we went from giving a shit about every magazine
to not caring. When you and I first started working
together and we were friends early on in the two thousands,
every big party, Maxim, Playboy, Rolling Stone, like every magazine
was bringing it at him. Remember those days, Lender worse.
(01:53):
If you came to my house, I had stacks of magazines.
I would sit on the bathroom just reading all of them,
my throat to scroll on the talker. Yeah, now it's
just Instagram, TikTok everything at Cavino and Rich. By the way,
but let's remind ourselves what lists are.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Made for it.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
They're made for us to talk about. So I have
to say that I agree with a lot of these,
but not all of them. Let's scroll through some of
the worst album covers of all time.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
What was the Matchbox twenty one with the dude.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
With the uh, the flight hat and the bumblebee and
there was a.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Bunchet their first one yourself or someone like you. Yes,
I know exactly what you're talking about. I like that one.
I remember the Dukie one with like all the Yeah,
it was it the worst. I mean not at all.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Remember you would have your CD sleeve, you'd be looking
at them, you see, if the lyrics were inside. Album
art is a big part of the process. So which
were the worst? I hate that this is on the
Rolling Stone list because I agree. I'm a huge Billy
Joel fan. He's doing his last residency show at Madison
Square Garden.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
But if I if I'm correct, Spot didn't like one.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Of his exes, like Christy Brinkley. Christy Brinkley, I like
a whineing paint.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
But it's memorable, though, So I the song stinks, the
album cover stinks.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Just go through them quickly and see which one stand down,
and you could research on your own. Like I said,
I agree with some of them. I disagree with others
because some of these are memorable. This Queen one terrible.
All their faces melted together.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Well, it's kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Maybe for look for the time, right, Maybe that's oh
look at the special effects.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You know what's interesting though, if you close like one
eye and just look at their faces individually, their eyes
actually do work.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
But there whose eyes are whose? Oh? I never got
that spot until now. Oh shit, spine, I see what
you're saying. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yes, yeah, I didn't keep staring everybody.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
If you're just listening, there's four members of the band.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Look at Brian May and like block out Freddy Mercury,
it looks like Brian May. But if you just look
at Freddy Mercury and block out everyone else, it looks
like Freddy Mercury, even though they are sharing eyes.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
There's five eyes, four dudes. Man, So maybe that's kind
of cool and we're not brown. This is just yeah,
that's just bad. That's just weak. Let's see.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Keep going scrolling through Michael jackson history memorable. I never
thought of it as a weak album cover, like a
like like almost like disaster in the background. It was
like a statue of him, remember that one. Of course, again,
who are these people picking these I don't know, A
bunch of nerds in my opinions. Yeah, Now, as a
rock fan. I was shocked to see I'll just throw
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it out there. Spot hasn't gotten there yet, but I
was shocked to see Beatles Revolver.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
No, that just looks like that looks like a shitty
kid's are project. Revolver Chumbawamba memorable, kind of weak.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I mean the whole album's week see hold on backtrack,
The Black Album nineteen ninety one, Enter Sandman.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Wherever I may roll.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Lots of classics on that album. I just associate that
as Hey Scott's Snake. It's the Black album, It's the Blastic,
the Weezer Blue Album, the Green Album, It's the Black Album.
There's nothing to it. But is it the worst? Is
it hate Herble?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'm surprised that's number forty one on the list, like
a back window decal on a four F one fifteen.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I'm not surprised to sign there. Again, we're going over
the worst album covers of all time? Which ones stand
out to you? Black Flag, Who's Roger? The many faces
of Roger Roger from What's Happening Roger Yeah, Yeah album Yeah,
and then Rerun went solo too. Now this is a
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weird one. I disagree Two Live Crew with all those booties.
That's a memorable album cover.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Look.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I went to our resident hip hop guru, Danny G,
and I was like, Danny G, doesn't everybody think this
is sort of iconic Two Live Crew with the ash
streaks on the covers, Like, yeah, this is your hip
hop culture, Like this is not a weak album cover.
But again, they put this on list probably to get
people talking about it, and we're falling into the trap
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taking the bait and Two Live Crew. By the way,
when you think about back then, more people were concerned
about boobies than booties, so they were sort you know, ahead.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Of their ahead of the then. Yeah, not Ozzie's greatest
album cover.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
But again I feel you're going too slow either way,
he goes too fas by.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
The way, sippre win wet. I always steel.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Creative because John bonjovey, I'm a Jersey kid. John bon
Jovi took a wet plastic bag, like a glad plastic bag,
garbage bag, and he just wrote it in there and
that was it. After like deliberating for hours like what
should it be? You know, like they made something simple
and the rest is history. Sometimes simple is better. I
never thought of that as a week album. Van Helen's
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kind of weak, but I remember it again. A lot
of these are memorable. I just think Chumble one was weak,
so anything to do with them is week.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
These are a memorable album, Like I remember that album?
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Well.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I think that's the debate here. It wasn't just memorable,
And maybe bad is memorable, which makes it awesome sometimes,
or maybe it's just completely bad. The seventies Man Orleans.
Don't they saying Dance with Me?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Or the ones?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
You're still the one? The one?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Well, their album cover is five dudes naked.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
They're wearing pants.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I don't know the three of us Danny g and
Iowa Sam or Dan Byer can recreate this.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Maybe maybe it makes it weaker. Is you fold you
unfold the album? They have no pecond half until lyrics
are on their junk. Let's hit the top ten real quick.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Let's get into the top ten according to Rolling Stone,
the worst album covers of all.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Time Black Tarzan mm hmmm, Dolly Parton.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Uh, it's just bubbles with Dolly Parton's face in it.
We also have to remember, too, what year they came out.
It's not like they had all these great resources to
create something cool.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Three Dog Knight had an album called Hard Labor, where
it was like the Delivery Room, but the record was
the Woman's like a creature Life of Pablo. Yeah, it's
kind of stupid. I think you get the point.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
A lot of these are rememberable, but some of them
are pretty shitty artwork. Now the number one, I can't
deny it. It's a band that I play every night
on Serius six and Turbo.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Lamp Biscuits, Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Now, the title alone is as dumb as it gets.
The band name is dumb, the title the album is dumb.
The songs kick ass. I like limb Biscuit, but the
artwork is trash and it's actually done by west Portland,
the guitar player, and they put that at number one,
and I can't debate it, but hang on to limp
Biscuit because we're gonna talk about them again.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Believe it or not. That, however, brings us to the
worst logos of all time.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
There's a couple in sports that I think stand out.
And then I found the couple companies okay that had logos.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
And they're like, oh, you got to redesign that.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Well, Hey, Fox Sports Radio Nation, over promise Nation. You
don't have to limit yourself to sports logos. You want
to chime in with some you think we're gonna forget here,
hit us up at Covino and Rich at Steve Cavino
at Rich Davis. It could be a restaurant, it could
be a network, a TV logo, it could be a
it could be whatever logo you want.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
We're talking about the worst ones. I live in La Now.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I grew up on Long Island and I'm not a
hockey guy, but I remember when the Islanders went from
their traditional Islanders logo that Fisherman.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Everyone's like, what are they doing? Honestly, it was like
the weakest DSS logo.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Trust him, I mean that guy is defending the goal.
I know a lot of people hated that. I don't
hate it as much as other people hated it.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Hate it.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
It's all subjective, so your thoughts. And another one that
a lot of people hated, but every time we talk
about it again, very polarizing, we bring it up as
one of the worst people like I like that logo
g Raptors logo because sometimes retro and ugly becomes cool.
I guess, like, look at this, this looks like something
my son would drug because he likes t rexes.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
That Dino's dad the Rex.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
But a lot of people bring this one up, and
then there's always a lot of people that defend it.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
But you gotta you gotta put it on the list.
If we're talking back a king.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Just subjectively and objectively look at that and say it's
a dinosaur dribbling of basketball.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
That's silly as hell.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I mean you, you would imagine maybe a caveman came
up with it, perhaps who knows very primitive logo and rich.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I know the Broncos is on the load.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I didn't know this existed until they broke these out
in a retro game. The Broncos wore a helmet in
the sixties where it looks like a drunk guy drew
the horse, drew the Bronco. Please take a look at
this and tell me you think this is well done.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Hm.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, that's asters That is bad. Yeah, that's so bad.
It looks like drunk away he drove you drunk, Uncle Bart, Hey, Bart,
draw a horse from here?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
You know my eyes I got covid eye. Like to me,
it's just like a blob of white on there. Oh,
I say, even worse now and I put glasses on. No, seriously,
so bad? Yeah is that?
Speaker 2 (10:41):
But again, you gotta remember the time. If you remember,
you gotta remember the time.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Okay, limited with with options, with with just technology, I guess,
because when you think of our logo, our logo's thro
our logo into the mix, our very first caveno in
Rich logo early two thousands, this is all we had basically.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Clip art and word art, and we actually paid somebody
to come up with this. And when you look back,
it's like, man, that's pretty trashy. It's trash. So our
logo was no better on these And look in the
Caveno and Rich archive. I hope you can't find it.
I hope you can't google it because again, but you
got to remember at the time it was cool. So
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you have to put that in perspective. When you look
at these album covers and you see Creed weathered like
Creed weather, that's the worst cover ever, But maybe at
the time it was kind of cooler.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
That's all we were able to do.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
So while spot goes and trust to finds our og logo,
you found this the best I could find of it.
Oh wow, we paid someone to make the Yeah, we
paid somebody for that. Hopefully you paid them in gum.
And even worse, we thought it was cool. And that's
what we're trying to establish here. It's like, maybe it's
just the time, Maybe it's dated word art. Maybe we're
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looking from today's perspective, so it's not that accurate. A
lot of times you'll see a logo and you say,
how did no one catch that? I found the list
online and I could go on all day, but I
picked my two favorite. These are logos that someone let
go by until someone's like, no, you got to redo this.
One is a dental clinic in Mexico called Clinic a Dentle. Okay,
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no one thought this looked interesting.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
That's so stupid. You know, a dentist with somebody in.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Maybe that looks like someone's writing someone it's okay, okay,
they're exploring cavities. Well as they say, and as a
as a as a Mexican. Never trust the Mexican that
says it's okay.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I don't know. They should have redid that logo.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Well, yeah, not to This is this is terrible. Arlington, Texas,
there was a pediatric medical center. You think, how could
you mess this up helping kids? Take a look.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Oh my goodness, is terrible. It was so inappropriate patting
the child on the head.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Someone in the meeting doesn't say, hold up, Johnson should
redo this. That is just ridiculous, Johnson, Oh my goodness, Yes,
terrible logos you want to add to the list again.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Don't limit yourself to sports. It could be a product,
it could be a company, it could be a restaurant.
Whatever hit us up at Steve Cavino at Rich Davis
at Covino and Rich.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
At Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Now we mentioned Limp Biscuit because they were the number
one worst album cover of all time, right.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Chocolate starfish? And you know what a chocolate starfish is? Right,
I'm sorry? What buthole? Yeah, and the hot un flavored water.
It's just the whole things dumb. So I guess maybe
it works. You see the chocolate starfish?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yes, I do so that's the worst album cover of
all time. Moors logos. But speaking olymp Biscuit, let me
ask you real quick. You being at you're a Yankees fan,
did you ever own a red Yankees hat? Because you
like Fred Durst.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I have one autographed by Fred Durst. Swear to god,
how is that not hanging behind you?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Give him the one shot? You have a Yankees hat
behind you in your one shot? I do on the camera?
How is that not replaced by a red Fred Durst Yankee?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Heyby, I'll bring it, you know what, I'll bring it in.
I'll bring it in so next week you'll see I do.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
I have a red autographed Fred Durst Yankees hat from
back in the day. I built my career up in
rock radio, and we started doing talk radio in early
two thousands. You saw our original logo from about what
two thousand and four, Buddy So speaking olymp Biscuit twenty
five years ago this week, Limp Biscuit was blamed for
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starting the riots at Woodstock ninety nine. I remember wishing
I was there. I was actually working in Old timey
Times Treshoal Radio. I was the guy back at the
studio recording the audio and video feed so that we
could play some of the songs on the radio. So
I'd do a quick edit get it on the radio
as fast as I could. I wished I was there.
I had friends that were there, colleagues that were there,
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but again, twenty five years ago.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Y'all know what Tommy is, limp biscuit lip, big stuff.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Right, people go wild and they started lighting stuff on fire.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Remember the Chili Peppers. Let me until you're fine.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
So ryots breakout, fights breakout, people lose their mind.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
It's like Lord of the Flyes almost. People just start
losing it.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
It's hot, they're overpaying for water, they're agitated, they're rocking out.
It's a little mix of everything. But looking back, and
there's documentaries about this, limp biscuit gets blamed, So that
makes me think of people losing their minds. And just
yesterday at the Yankees Mets, look, I was losing my
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mind watching how bad the Yankees are got swept this year?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Four Oh terrible. That's a whole other conversation.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
They're just they're just disgusting right now, metsterr hot, Yeah,
that's her hot. Yankees are trash. But a brawl broke
out amongst the fans. Now, I don't like to perpetuate
this stuff, but you gotta see this cave person. You
gotta see the last of the living brain cells. I
don't know what happens to people in these moments at
the rot at Woodstock, you know, with this Yankees fan yesterday.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
But take a look these people.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Oh my god, my favorite part is this not Look
at this, this moron knocks someone down and then he
starts flexing.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Look at this broke again. I'm laughing because how could
you not? And I'm not laughing with I'm laughing out
just punched someone out.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
There's so many moments, you know, whether it be at
soccer most recently, whether it's at a football game. You know,
you see these fights all the time. They go viral,
which leads me to believe that, well, people secretly love it. Right,
it's like watching a train wrecks, like watching a natural disaster.
Why people watch as car? Yes, people secretly love it.
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That's why we watched. That's why people send these clips around.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
You know, did did you see what happened? But at
the same.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Time, we have to annoint these people the biggest sports
losers of all time.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Have you ever done it? No? Could it happen? Yes?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
But I blame idiocracy, and I blame alcohol. I have
to imagine ninety five percent of the time, that's probably.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Right, ninety nine percent of the time.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Point nine, alcohol is related here and then also just
like that switch that flips, and no matter how many
you bring up, and some are worse than others, some
lead to death unfortunately. Right again, don't want to perpetuate
this stuff, and we're not trying to glamorize it but
any means, but the one that forever is number one
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in my mind and in our sports hearts of losers,
right is malice at the Palace, Mouse at the Palace?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Number?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Will that always be number one? Or it will ever
be Trump? Maybe because Trump Trump is this Trump and mania?
Maybe because it was one of the first times we
saw likes go on, fans and players fighting. Will that
always be the number one? We've seen more tragic ones.
I get that, and that's unfortunate, but is this the
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number one of all time?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Males at the Palace number one?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
And recently a lot of big soccer games have been happening,
and recently remember the players had to protect their families.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Which people were going nuts.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Gross and we're not condoning that, but it was Ben
Wallace and run our test. They start scrambling. The year
was The year was two thousand and four, twenty years ago.
It was November two thousand and four, if I'm not mistaken,
I'm pretty certain. Yeah, the Pacers won ninety seven eighty two.
It was in mission again, as you guys know, and
the fans and the players went at it. And I
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just think for us, I guess at our at our
at that period in our life and just watching this
unfold and not ever really seeing it like this before
will always be number one for our generation of what
was going.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
On now, this is this is crazy. But these fans
that fight at games? Rich? Are they the biggest sports losers?
Can we at least all agree on that?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I think if you are gonna have a fish fight
with another grown man, yeak, especially like you're going here
to have a good time.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
You paid for tickets.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
There's kids and families around the call me a reserved old.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Guy now, But you know what I care more about.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I want ice cream and a helmet in like the
seventh inning, everybody's supposed to be having fun. I want
my soft serving a helmet.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I want a hot dog.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
I want to know what to bother me. And you
know what, sometimes I think it's fun to playfully trash
talk with other fans, like hey, look at that, yo,
Lindor hit a home run and then oh.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, exactly fun. So what a loser you are?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Like, we're all passionate about our teams, we all want
our teams to win, but that's how it's gonna end
up lose. You're the biggest can I can I give
you the worst feeling in the world. Yeah, the worst
feeling in the world. You've been there, Yeah, and I
can guarantee because you're a Yankees fan. The offense, you
see fans that root for your team and you're like,
why are you rooting for what I like? Because you
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hate them so much. You're like, why do we have
the same interest? I don't want you to be happy lose.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
But here's the scary part about it is it is
it very Lord of the Flies where you think you're
above it, but when pushed to these limits, you would
be susceptible to those types of behaviors because it's fancy.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Would would you be that guy a limit at Woodstock?
Would you've ever been that guy tearing stuff down and
burning stuff on?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Fine? Fighting people?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Fans get into this like weird jerk off behavior. I
have a quick story and that we'll say farewell. You
and I were insane. Francisco for the Niners Dolphins game.
It happened to be brock Perty's first game. Little timestamp
two years ago, right, Yeah, you and I were there
and your the Niners are doing well. There were some
visiting Dolphin fan friends that cult security just because they
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weren't enjoying people around them having fun.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I remember then they started to try to.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Fight people, and it just shows you, like, don't let
your sports alliance.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Turn you into a caveman ends.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
And I do pose the question, do you think you're
capable of becoming this cave person if someone, say, if
someone pushed your wife or kid or something. Yeah, yeah,
I guess right, And that's unfortunate too, But be better
than that. Don't be the biggest sports loser. Don't let
it happen to you. And again, you gotta watch those
Woodstock documentaries to see how crazy it got twenty five
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years ago. This week, I'll watch that, but I also
watch Cobra, Kai, Eagle, Fanks, Ego.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
We'll see you guys tomorrow. Oh yeah, joy Fox Sports.
Try to enjoy your Olympic weekend.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah it was Karen flagg Lebron and hell, I don't
know Cocca.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
The rest of that enjoy arriba dacci baby, see you
in the Overcarna's land. Goodbye, yeah,