May 23, 2023 • 50 mins
Kate’s been out dancing the night away again and Jacqueline got THE facial. An inexplicable pimple’s origin. Motor Mouth in the Chair, Celsius in the Mouth. Was it… the umbilical all along? The hags don’t claim to be the experts. Low-level zinging is occurring. Wedding confusion is cleared up and eating before bed finally addressed. Whose water bottle is truly larger? Matcha Americano Style, Propolis, Deep Chocolate, and people as trophies.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi, I'm Kate Berlan, I'm Jacqueline Novak.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
And this is poog, an ongoing conversation about wellness between
two obsessive, fresh.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Two untamable intellects. This is our hobby, This is our hell.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
This is our naked desire for free products. This is poog.
Today's topics loosely speaking themselves, bush league, radiating pain.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I'm really sorry, Chris, would you bring me my Lima?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Okay, okay, we're here, good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I'm fresh out of out of tracy like, wow, can
you hear him? Still a little out of breath? Incredible? Okay,
Lima is on Billima's on.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I I was out late. You can't Live's home at
three thirty am.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Just dancing again in the street.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Dancing again well, by the way, injured myself doing push
ups on the floor of a party.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Injured se pule that move out, Yeah at a party, now,
I won't lie. I have sunk down to my knees
in a wide knee straddle.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, I did, like the knees one a girl push
up as they say, Oh yeah, but I was wearing
cowboy boots. Jesus painful, by the way.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Did you go on, Josh imagine, imagine doing a push
up and you're up on the toad point. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay, well, Jacqueline, I thought of you because I worked
out yesterday. Okay, whatever that I'm at the party and
doorphins charging through me. I'm like, I have urged to
work out at the party. I'm like, so I dropped
my knees and I and I radiating pain down the
left leg and that I'm still experiencing. I need you
(01:43):
to tell me I thought of you. I was like, I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Okay, oh my god, exactly. You think like it scared
my jockeys and like that means may be afraid of
even a nerve can Okay, Like I'm not saying like,
don't keep an eye out, but no, these are not
the kinds of things that the hypochondriacal are meant to
be worrying about. You're supposed to fear disease.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Here's what I do. But here's what's worried or what
word we was just because yeah, it just scared me.
It just scared me.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And it's still because radiating pain sounds medical to you, right,
there's something you also lock into these like phrases, I
know who you are rating pain is like something you're
gonna love, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I just it's down the right leg. It's fucking sounds
like like IT ban shit.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Like basically like you go to Google before you even
type anything in in Google, but your cursor in Google. Yeah,
it like tells you like it's already about IT bands.
Like that's how much IT bands are discussed in that community.
I don't know if it's a I T band, Like
it's so whatever that they're like, you probably think it's
your IT ban, but it's not. Okay, I'm just saying
(02:53):
this is really bush league Kate, Okay, pain down the
side after working out, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Down the back fire like okay, great, okay, great?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Like what the hell sciatica?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Like?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Literally, these are the confusing.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
It's confusing to me because the workout, no injury. Me
and a cowboy boot doing a push up at a party.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Injury, right, So suddenly it's medical because you're not on
a mat.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
You mean, yeah, I guess because no one's supervising.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I mean you did fly to the floor.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
By the way, I took an ice pack out of
the freezer at this party and I sat on the ground.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
And I was these people you knew. Yeah, I mean
another party, another lack of invitation. Hey dad going to a party?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Pick up? Pick you up? Can't pick yall cock? It
started eleven, you wouldn't come.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I just would like the invite anyway. Can't you indulge
me to that? Of course, because there's you never know
when you're gonna win the lottery. And honestly, first of all,
you haven't commented that I'm glowing because it's not just
the workout.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
What do you what did you just rubble over your face? Okay,
a couple of things.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
This is the giving essence from then I Met You brand,
which is the I've got some stuff, really nice stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I've been using their cleansing bomb and loving you.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Then I met you. Yeah, well you should because it's
like Soco GLAMs, where I first would purchase all my
cleansing bombs and then you know, the curator of climb
creator ones, It's like she spent years going here's why
this cleanser is good, here's why this cleanser is good,
here's why you might like this cleanser, and then creates
her own.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You go, well, yeah, now we we're gonna have it all.
But I am I got a facial yes, their day.
Oh okay, this is your fancy facial.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yes, this this pimple in the center of my nose.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, and a pimple, of course, unheard of.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Free and to be on the bridge bridge of the nose,
weird spot slightly lower than the eyes. Dead center if
my face were oval and you were doing that thing
to draw a face appropriately, yeah, dead center, the least
oily producing spot on anyone's body. Pimple like a goddamn
carnival trick.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Now she's like, what happened there? Because she's like there's
a reason, like everything, it all has the reasons, So
why would you get people there? She's like, what, like,
was there something? She's dung glasses? I was like, oh
my god, well yeah, yeah, I was in sunglasses in
the sweltering heat, doing those pool side photos with my friend.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh, glamor shots. There you go, your glamour shots.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Resting on the nose, unwashed, the same sunglasses I've been
wearing for two years. Haven't been touched with a wet wipe.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
And so I tell her, I go, I have every
product at home, like or I have a lot, and
so I'd love her REX. So I'm going to send
her pics of all the shit we have at home.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
She's going to say like what to use. Well, by
the way, I'm waiting. I'm excited to do the ful
Marie veronik line.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I started during one last road trip. I was like,
I'm going to bring that and only that, and then
I kind of fell off. But so I was like
laying I was never been so chatty and a facial
in my life. I was like motormouth, yeah, oh, and
laying on her all these things like, so is it real?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
It's vitamin C?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Said give us Shane, you like, I know I could
lure you in. It was dead until the info. I guess.
It was like She's like, I was like, I have
vitamin C powder, you know, which, of course like non degradation.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
So I'm like, you know, mix it in and she's like, yeah,
sometimes the powder vitamin C power can literally get stuck
in the pores. Oh what, So that's interesting.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I'm older out of my Skinceuticals Vitamin C and I
will be reapping paying out of pocket.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, I kind of nowhere with my vitamin C. I'm
going to crack into the Denis gross oh yeah, I
use that whole thing. Baby, that's all vitamin C, I think.
And then I told her my routines. I said, I
have a number of devices. It was the opposite of
my thing. It faced honest about the glory, about the bounty.
I was like, I'm not fucking hiding in here. Yeah,
(06:50):
because this woman is so far above me. She's in
the stratosphere. She's a doctor that there's no fear yet. Well,
she's an aesthetician, but but she worked for thirty years
with doctors only.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Wait, so what did you say? I know it's coming.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
So I'm like, I have a number, Drice. She's like,
like name, and she's like mm hmm. Like she didn't
go like yeah, that one's fucking awesome or anything, but well,
you know, I'm gonna lay them all on her, and
told her about the podcast of course, okay, yeah, she's
gonna listen. And then it's just she's like, well, what
I'm really into? And you know, you're waiting right to
hear something you already have at.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Home, celsius in the mouth.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
You're going it just too at a nice sip of celsius,
she goes stem cells.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Well on topical stem cells, which is what seven four
hundred dollars an ounce, I need to get them from children.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
It's more like one hundred and fifty okay, or like
there might have been something that was three hundred, like
for a bottle and a or whatever. I don't know,
but it was like I was like, well, I guess
then this botter people are throwing that in their purse
and calling it a day. So and half of the bottle.
Let's get real. It's cream niba, not pure you know,
(08:04):
TCM complex whatever. Obviously, I'm also still probably gonna purchase
more butter, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
To be clear, has never acknowledged the podcast literally apps
who Silence Silence, So so I'm like, okay, stem cells
and immediately go what like And it was like kind
of amazing because she's like stem cells.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
She's like they come from proteins inside the umbilical cord
birth of sheep on a farm in Australia. There is
no animal cruelty when the new ones are in fact, yeah, yeah,
they ask for it.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
They come, they come prancing over and they're rapping on
the doors of the herder beg facial. We want to
help American assholes. Yeah, okay, wait, so so this is
the I'm not I have not researched it. I'm just
telling you what she told me.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
This. She said on a farm, there's no animal cruelty.
When a new one is born, they and I just
want to say, I'm repeating what she said. I'm not
saying because you go, okay, anytime just because something is born,
then what are they, you know, wrapped in cages and
they're shooting them out like a puppy milk. You know,
I don't fucking known't claim to be an expert. So
(09:22):
when anyone's born, they take the protein from the umbilical
cord and that becomes it goes on your face and
her other thing you ready, you know everyone I told
her Dennis Gross peel pads. She's like, people really like those,
you know. She's like a lot of people say they
use those. I was like, yeah, I was like, there's
something come in the little packets. It makes it feel
(09:42):
like it's the active is more active because they're not
in a jar and a pile like a lot of
other peel pads are. She kind of feel like you're
opening up. So anyway, talking about that, and then she
goes she said it toice. She's like, everyone is just
trying to burn their skin off, constantly peels upon peels
upon feels X folio x folia exfoliate. She's like, we
(10:03):
have to put back what we take away.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Well overexfoliation. It's a huge issue in the community.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
It's huge.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
What are you wiping right now?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Okay? So I am literally fresh out of Tracy.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
She has a wipe and she's wiping it all over
her face and neck.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
No, this is toilet paper, okay, okay, procured in a
pinch before her sweat. And then I've got that. Then
I met you giving us and said, I'm essentially cleaning
my face with right now. Then this pimple in the
middle of my nose. She's like that was serious. She's like,
I had to extract it four times, who which I
don't even know what that fucking means. I want to
report because I was like, you know, take an orange
(10:39):
out of the fridge. That's not where you keep them,
but you know, how do you extract Well, I guess
that it guessed pimple is the fridge.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I put an orange in the fridge really for a
cold orange?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Well, sure, sure, but not.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
To keep my eye is continuing to twitch. You might recall, sure,
do it's still twitching. Have you called the doctor yet?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
And no one no, but I'm considering it. Oh my teeth. Okay,
so there's a lot going on. Did you get them
whitened or just by the way, By the way, I
just want to be very clear for people. I'm not
getting married and there's been some confusion.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Is there confusion? Yeah? Is there really confusion? Yes?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Actually, our friend Presley Oldham reached out being like saying
like because he like woke up listening to Poog, he
was like half asleep, yeah, you know, and then he's
like he's like he'd sent us beautiful pearls in the past.
And then he's like if you need pearls, you know
whatever for your wedding. Oh, and I was like, does
he mean the special and then it's went back like
wait to be clear, and he was like, oh my god,
(11:37):
Like I was just listening as I was waking up,
like total sense brung into action, which, by the way,
is exactly what we want.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Wake up with it.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
We want you half awake springing into offers.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Okay, so I also have an announcement or just what
you're describing listening to poog anything, waking up into it,
falling asleep to it. Yes, this is actually there's something
about so, and I'm a falling asleep cut it. I
don't have the full idea.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Let me try. My brain fills one in.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
So here's what it is. I read some's some director.
I'm fucking forgetting about being like, I hope the crowd
sleeps to my movies. Wakes up, start watching the movie,
fall asleep, wake up inside of it, fall asleep, wake
up at lunch like full. No, it was like full
the dream state. Well, isn't that kind of sublime?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
This is why I stand by falling asleep too to
really anything, but like television films, certainly.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Well, you have to be careful though what you're falling
asleep too, do you I think?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I think I wonder if it's all just crisp for
the mill.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
It all is, But you know you want to fall asleep.
You don't want to have I'm trying to think. I
can't think of anything.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Do you.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Well?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I fall asleep to the dateline and it's explosive, exactly
sup murder, you know, as many most American women do.
And I still believe that's facing the shadow and facing
the fear and will stand by it. But but do
you not eat for three hours before bedtime?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Wait? What the hell? What? Okay?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
This is like the number one fucking health tip and
I don't know if.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I'll ever get rid of it. It's fucking bullshit. Who
fucking cares?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I mean, it's the whole thing is like, you can't
you're not getting true sleep. This isn't just about like
intimate festing. Okay, this is like you're not getting true
sleep when you're still digesting your food.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Okay, I don't buy it.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I mean this is this is like always and I
love nothing more than to essentially eat the food. Okay,
let it land metaphoric. We sort of land in the
stomach and it's like a stone in the stomach.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
It tethers me safely to the bed, to the couch,
to the ground. It's a paperweight on me so that
my spirit can float away without being.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
It's okay, you love it. I really think it's fine.
You're sleeping. You're fine. If you're tossing, I'll do anything,
but that you're not tossing on, turning, going, I can't sleep. Well,
what's the problem Okay, maybe you know what I mean.
You're fine. Yeah, is it degraded quality? You're totally fine.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Frankly, when I was wearing my or ring, which we
have to discuss, I mean, my sleep was fucking good
and I was I was dining right into the into bedtime.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah, fall asleep. I like to fall asleep watching TV
with Chris, you know, and then then he wakes me
to like alert me that I've fallen asleep and to
like get my ass to bed, and like that is
was considered not good sleep.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Hygiene works for me, works for my household.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
If it works of your own, goddamn life, live your
own life. You know what I'm drinking right now, and
I have to say, I'm not hungover. I'm just tired.
And I didn't, you know, drink much. I had a
couple of tequilas and glass of pet nat earlier in
the evening. But the point is, I'm drinking a element electrolytes.
(14:52):
You cannot overstate it. A huge jar of water with
the element. It's bringing me back that and I've.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Got aff haylet me mine.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
It's right there. She's gone, she's off, She's going to
get her electrolytes.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
There goes the lima again. Okay, it's fine, strong, Okay, sorry,
just grab my Look at my new water bottle. Can
you see how big it is?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah? That is huge, sixty two ounce I'm holding out
next to my head. It's about double the size. Not
to be a bitch, I've got a bigger one.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Well tell me.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Poog's not visual? So it's not.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I've always said Steve Martin's greatest albums. Do you think
I have full of visual bits? Do you think Poog?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah? You know you see these podcasts on Instagram and
I'll ask the eavesdroppers, well, you know, I mean imagine
if we were side by side, fully made up in
foundation doing Poog like.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Actually, huge question.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
What I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
You mean on a set?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I mean the podcast where the people or you see them? Yeah,
the podcast where you see the people. So I had
to guzzle six guzzles. But that's just not the spirit
of Poog unfortunately, and foreing. Okay, wait listen, that's yesterday.
I cracked open the Moonjuice cookbook, which I've had for years.
(16:08):
I think I bought it when it came out, what
in like the forties. Yeah, I bought this a long
time ago. But a dear mutual friend. Again we don't
say names on the podcast, hondering that I occasionally have
a friend is obsessed with and he might even be
like cause he was talking to you about how obsessed
(16:29):
he was with this drink he was making, and he
was saying he was like, I feel like it's like
bringing so much joy into my life. And then I
was like, I'm going to make it. And then he
texted me he was like, I feel like, am I
making the drink less powerful by talking about it? Right?
Which is a classic dynamic that we've wrestled talked out
on the podcast. And I'm actually kind of trying to
practice that myself in my own way. It's like, keep
(16:49):
it to you. What if you catch a cheer fucking self?
I mean, I can't keep anything to myself.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So, you know the question of what objects are going
to carry with you invisibly a similar thing, you know,
let's not Ney Mars. I came up with an example.
I think crystal ball to you know, anyway, go on.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah, So the point is I don't think so drinker
comes not the recipe. No, No, I'm going and I'm
going to and here, thank God. And I think I
don't think it expected. I have to read from the
cookbook what it says about this. So what this is
the deep chocolate moon Milk, which is a walnut milk.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Base cold please hold please?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Is this the drink you're friends making?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Oh, okay, I thought this is We were getting a
bespoke friends recipe of a magic drink and they were
worried it was going to become deepotent. This is the moon.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Juice publicly, but this is in this is published. Yeah,
it's like a publicly existing drink. Okay, so this is safe.
So what you do is you make the walnut milk
and by the way, I did soak walnuts overnight. Wow.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Okay, do you wash them first? You wash this, you know,
my purified water. What kind of milk are you making
if they're sprayed with death of Cory?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Well, these are organic walnuts. But I washed them, I
rinse them. I soaked them overnight. So you make the
nut milk and in the nut milk. Okay, so you blend,
you blend the wash nuts, the rinse activated nuts. You
blend them with water some you know, some Himalayan sea salt.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Fresh water, or the water that they soaked in.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
No, I'm sorry, no fresh filtered water.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Okay, here is water?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Interesting? Okay, you discard the water they've been soaking it,
and you send that right to hell. Actually, I think.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Discard is it's always like discard and it's funny because
it's like, I don't know why it's funny, but in
reciuees the use of the word discard because it's like
it could mean anything. It could be like toss over
your shoulder right right, versus like down the drain or
in the trau in the face of a neighbor.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, all right, so I so I discarded it. So
you do the milk, some ground and cinnamon, and folks,
I remember hearing a long time ago you got to go,
sayalng cinnamon, go to the sea. I can never remember
which is the one you gotta go. You gotta go ceylon. Right,
let's lock this in with a mnemonic. Mnemonic, yeah right, now,
(19:04):
hold on, say what ceylon? Yeah, say what cinnamon?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Say what kind of cinnamon do I need to use?
Say long? Yeah, size, it's horrifine, but it'll hell okay, right.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
And then she calls for some raw honey. I purchased
a honey yesterday. I was moaning in my house. Okay,
so it's Beekeeper's Natural. It was in its separate area,
not with the honeys. It was in a little what
it was in the fridge area, tiny little thing of
honey at air, little jar of honey.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
You know, you're just so there I am and just
assumed earwon and okay, I'm in yeah, okay, so I
know that section that's where they keep like the probiotics, right.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yes, yes, and Beekeeper's Natural. And I would like to
put out a call to them because I have purchased
out of pocket their throat spray, their proper list throat spray,
I swear.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
But oh I think I have as well.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I mean I think I bought a six pack.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
We know what propolis means because I've bought into propolists
time and time again without understanding.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I know. It's like the It's like, I don't fucking
know it's about the bees. Don't you just.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Assume it means like thicker, denser, the umbilical. Yeah, it's
like unpasteurized or whatever. It's like that's the attention. It's
like when it could mean nothing.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
It means something. I don't know what it means. Soco glam.
There's a lot of propolis stuff. I think there's like
prebiotics or thing. Also that might absolutely not be true
and probably isn't true. No one comes here, so that
the one is this honey. This honey has royal jelly
in it. It's so small. Forgot that the jar is
(20:27):
so small. I don't know. But the honey, it's not
too sweet. It's but it's of course it's sweet because
it's honey. But it's like the color of it. I'm
just telling you. I'll say it again, moaning in my kitchen.
Honey's never made me milk.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
That's the color dark.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah, it's like amber. Wow, and it's so intense. So
make that in the walnuts again. You have to make
the walnut milk ahead of time. Okay, this is the
deep chocolate moon milk. I'm going to read you what
she says in the Moon Just Cookbook about this drink. Okay,
deep chocolate is the drink I get the most text
about from people reporting that it's taken them out of depression,
(21:03):
save their marriage. I'm sorry, hold on, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
By the way, you get ingredients right, because yes, of course,
to be very clear, we haven't even heard any walk.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Out through it. I'm going to walk you through it. Okay,
do you want ingredients first? I think I do, okay
when you're giving the emotional So I'm sitting there exactly okay.
So I'm making the walnut milk. I'm hands straining like
the olden days and going, whoa, I remember these days,
the nut milk, churning it with milk cloth as they say, yep, yeah,
milking it.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Getting cheese cloth as always. Hell, it's like always, like
hanging in a random corn.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I have a reusable nut milk bag.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Of course you do, okay. So back in the cauliflower
crusted early days before they mass produced it, I was
squeezing out zucchini cauliflower, getting the water out, cheese cloth
crate my own pizza crass.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Unbelievable. Go on, So you make the walnut milk, and
then here is the recipe for the deep chocolate one
and a half tea spoons, raw honey or sweetener of choice.
Needless to say, I used the beg Keeper natural moaning honey.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Of course you did. Need just to say all immediately
like dump like too celsius in there is my sweetener book.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Go on, two tablespoons cacao powder, two tablespoons maca powder.
Here we go, quarter teaspoon, ground cinnamon, three ice cubes blended.
What the fuck is maca powder? Again? Maca is you know,
adapt an added and adapt an adaptogenic orb that's all
(22:22):
about energy. I believe it's an energy. It like makes
you fuck. It's like something what color? I don't know.
There are different kinds. I got black maca because I
was adding one. Of course, they're like fourteen kinds and
I just did a cursory Google and they were like,
black Maca's great for for like hormone.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
There is like a yellow, like a seventies yellow color,
you know that color?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
And people say it like, I believe it's like an energy.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
And what does maka do for a woman? It says, yeah, interesting,
pms PC right, and heat, honey, dominance. Interesting, they've spelled estrogen.
Oh e're seeing that? Oh my god? You know I'm
on wait what was you say? I'm like they silent? Okay,
go on, okay, I'm.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Going to read you what it says about.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
There's this tetass for eighteen eighty. Let me guess callin
emy Gray.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Okay, go on, I'm sorry, I'm having a much fun. Now.
I'm kind of like I want to talk about Macca.
I'm like, what does Macokay, listen, So this is a
chocolate drink. Okay, you blend that all. Okay, So about
this drink, she says, deep chocolate is the drink I
get the most text about from people reporting that it's
taken them out of depression, saved their marriage by reviving
(23:38):
their intimacy.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
You know, like change change your life like poog like like,
oh my god, change my life. Saved my marriage. Yeah,
is like next level. Also, that's next let.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Saved their marriage by reviving their intimacy and of course
given them so much energy they're afraid something's wrong. Which
is this? And then it goes on? She says, Unlike
other substances that provide this kind of high, deep chocolate
doesn't deplete you. You're only building a stronger and sexier
(24:11):
endocrine system. Holy shit, Okay, moon Juw's she rules. Okay,
she fucking rus.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Blown away by the by the copy here, I'm blown away.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I mean it's in line like that almost sounds like
the text you'd get from the friend about the thing. Yeah,
we're not divorcing, we're staying together. And like the saying
like that, people are concerned something's wrong. And here's what qupens.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
What got me imagine that the energy, which is what
was happening to me when I was flying so high
after exercising for the first time in eighteen years. And
now he called the doctor.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
You called your pediatrician, got him out of retirement because
he's the only person you trust.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Shout out to Donald. My psychiatrians who left me. Shout
out to doctor.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I know all the name my face. So that's Laura
Hillingsworth no longer taking new clients.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
My pediatrician was doctor Tardio, who had to convince me
I didn't have breast cancer because I went to her
convinced that my ribs were tumors. Feeling my ribs through
my budding tits going, that's a tumor.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
See, that's very interesting. You probably thought ribs are only
tits down because that's where we think of when people
talk about ribs, Like do you know, like ribs starts
up here, I know, yeah, yeah, yeah, the collar bone,
the first ribs. Some say, okay, but but by the way,
I'll just say. You asked me yesterday, have we talked
(25:34):
about aristratol's dangers. I was like, I'm going to bring
up this threat, only the very thing that we cackled
about for two minutes, when of course they're distracted by
I said it.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
So, by the way, I was at this, By the way,
I'm sarring, I great. I texted, I'm going to read
it because I was at this this you know, a
friend's birthday mingling. There it is your earth retol came up.
The eryth retol came up, and he my friend who
listens to poog and was like, you guys, like, are
(26:09):
you eating earth retrawal? Like, be fucking careful. So I
texted Jacqueline at eight thirty nine pm, real is bad.
Have we discussed serious health risks it seems? And you responded,
you're forgetting That's when we cackled. The story is bold
because the earth retol is naturally produced in the body.
They didn't have data on whether the people even consumed
ryth retall whatever, on and on. I, by the way, was.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Standing in Ralph's at the checkout while typing that I
love that.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
And you said, I think it's big corn and that
reminded me.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, i'dn't been coming for it. So yeah, so now
I don't know. And I was like, but my fucking
preface was I don't know on this podcast at this point. Well,
then you haven't been listening. Okay, we don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
The podcast should be called. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
I'm talking into the lima.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
You're using the lima as a microphone.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yeah, I got confused.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I mean I'm still close by, so it's okay.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
But yeah, by the way, lima on the lips.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I was reading about LIMA on the teeth. No, shut up,
gum disease or whatever you're kidding. Here's everything. Well, you know,
here's the real question.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
What's about LIMA on the lips?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
You know, the lips of skin too, Lima everywhere, to
be clear, which, by the way, I was going to
ask them if we do do an informational call, not
that like this is the immediate plan, okay, but technically
the orifices right like aushole because red light is anti inflammation.
So it's like it's like seems literally huge fruit, like
(27:46):
a hemorrhoid, internal hemorrhoids. I'm wondering, do you place a
plastic bag around this and insert as you please where
you please? Does the plastic diffuse the cold laser? But
I mean, like without a doubt, Like, why wouldn't you
if there was anything built to rejuvenate the orifices? Tell
(28:10):
me it's not. I mean you, every time I say
that I sit in front of my red light, you
always like that light path led red light like unit.
You always say what do you always say? Crotch to
the thing or whatever? You're like the get read legs?
Are you always assuming? And I'm usually just like blasting
the torso like to try to get every organ and
so you know it's part of it. But I just
(28:30):
wonder if we could become ambassadors to Lima the fact
that okay, okay, anyway, that's another question. But but but
take me back, take me back to the drink. Did
we get the full ingredients?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
We got the full ingredients. I'm even considering having a
little sit.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
You haven't prepared next to you. No, it's my fridge,
oh in a picture.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah, so I had so much walnut milk I made.
I made walnut milk, all right, you know, use that
my coffee because this nut milk. Here's the thing, with
the homemade nut milks. They're delicious, but you have to
drink it in like three days.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Well, here's a question I've noticed on on an almond milk,
like five days with an opening. I'm like, what, Oh,
I know there's no having almond milk on hand.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Like, so you got to be Oh did I tell you?
I tell you?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I told you about the macha right Americana style? Yeah,
I did know you didn't or you're just on the
Burrow website Live Drink.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I've heard of it, Watch Americana. That's what you're doing.
Which because by the way, as we know, I don't
do a latte. If I wanted a glass of milk,
I'd become well seven again.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, and go to church a latte. A latte is
a laugh from two thousand and seven. And you know, yeah,
you got to find another way to get your drink
creamy other than filling it with four cups of milk.
I mean, that's what I was saying about the you know,
it's like.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
If you want a glass of milk, I want to
be clear, not shit ooh ring up?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
The who could it be you or me?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
A Pooh package? Was it?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Who was?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
You know? If it was me. It was me? Sure
it was me, it was me. I'm a hundredercent sure furious. Wait,
oh my gosh, it wasn't the darkness of a package
on this Oh that is you? Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
It's like here, Hey, Chris, keep an eye out for packages.
Caper Lamp might be getting one. Hey, how are you interesting?
Sounds of a home plump, clump, clump.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Here she comes, wonderful, my jay, Hannah ring is back.
Had to have it resized. Don't worry Jack. Then I
paid out of pocket.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Wait, I do hear sounds down there? Because I yelled
when you were gone for Chris to make sure there
isn't anything waiting for me outside.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
I need to take a hot ebs and salt bath
for the leg pain thoughts devastating. I was even concerned.
Oh I saw, I'm realizing the light path. You're probably
gonna say, I should use huh yeah on.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
The leg everywhere. But yeah, do not under estimate the
combination of red light and infrared light. That's what you're
holding on your forehead right now. Okay, I love you
question need the studies. Are you open to going to
the Koreans BA with me this week. You forget just
say again for the last ten days, like you forget
(31:23):
every scared of COVID. No, I'm leaving tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Oh okay, okay, okay, God damn it. So oh so
it looks like ding down see you in a couple hours.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Oh my god, ding doll a little sailo. I mean
it's interesting concept scale of one to ten. Technically technically
chance worst day because I'm leaving for like a month,
possibly with no return, all leading up to the special.
And sorry, folks, you're listening to this, You're probably you're
gone for a month.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
I've told you this. I knew this, iknew.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
They just couldn't accept it. So you I rarely went
into a dissociated fugue. Yeah, okay, if I want to
get my face waxed off, pre so, you.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Don't need to do anything. They're just gonna there. You're
you're done, you look great, you're cooked. They're gonna put makeup.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
On, you know. But but my chin, Like, in an
effort to be like caring for my skin, I've been
very like like I just feel like in those harsh
stage lights, do I really want the slight like mustache
on the corner of the lip. You know what I mean, Like,
do I want to make my skin into water skin?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Oh you're talking about true hair? What the hell?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Else?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
What I mean so sirens?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Sorry, I mean like, you know, whatever, browse, whatever, just
whatever it needs to be done. I have no my
point all I was going to say, okay, because I
was thinking did in these different cities? Okay, I'm passing
thruth and what if they have the greatest brows specialists?
Just it just opens up the options anyway, Okay, a
question of how if we're getting to Olympic it's technically
(33:03):
like one of the more it would be in the
spirit of go to a movie the night before the SATs.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
You know this, I'm ma sure you didn't.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
You probably went grew up in an elementary school in
which math was taught explicitly through pottery.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Oh yeah, my elementary school day.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
What I'm saying, Wait, sorry, there's a concept in the
world I come from, okay, which is like cramming for
the SATs and like we've been working for months, so
they go, like go to a movie the night before.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
That's good advice. Take your mind off.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Of it, you know, like relaxing will be better for
you just drinking out of those mazing deris. By the way,
I'm not convinced your water bottle is bigger than mine,
unless it's one of those like.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Honey, Joe, you haven't seen my water bottle?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Do you want to see it in the ounces? Because
sometimes your visual ability to assess size his question.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
No, true, I.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Don't know that's not true. But yeah, I'm I think
it's probably is bigger. And I just want to say
I don't want to be made wrong. I'm saying it
probably is bad. I got always.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Wow, these headphones always hurt me. Okay, so this is
the water bottle. I don't know why I wanted more
to react. Okay, but mine's I think taller than that.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
So just sixty four. Let's say, let me here, we
be sixty four?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
There you are? You fucking what are you?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Bitch?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Hold on, what's yours? This is what I was asking about.
I had a feeling we were coming this way. Okay,
hold on, Like, so, look, this is a sport.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I'm pretty sure mine is sixty four, so I'm gonna
double check. Go happy.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
I am happy. But my this is from my Kardashians
when I was. When I was watching a lot of Kardashians.
I saw that Kendall had this, and I went, well,
if it's good enough for Kendall, yeah, stainless steel interior.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Naturally mine is as well.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Imagine if it weren't it was just made of oats. Yeah,
it's of course.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
It's bitch you ready, mine's sixty eight?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Fuck? Fuck?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Well?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Why the way? Four ounces half a cup? I'll pad that.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Never make that big?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
You can pat it in, by the way, extra four ounces? Wow?
Sixty eight? Interesting?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Well I'm taking prodded into frame and I knew I
had her. I go, that looks like the size of
her head. It's squatter for sure. When you're squatter, you
lose height. Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Okay, So what thoughts on an Epsen salt bath for
my muscles? And I had a response to John my
thera gun. I need to get it back? Wow? I went, oh,
fuck today because theragun gave us a full fair gun
and the travel size one of the early Pooh gifts
that floored us.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah, where we cackled in the night, I.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Don't I can't locate we were cackling the night. The
Thera gun has arrived still curious about the Thera gun
facial device. Folks. Uh, I was gonna say, but but but, Jacqueline,
I cannot look need the charger for the travel size
theragu Well, I got news for you.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah, I too, struggling with the question of the charger.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I'll say that sorted out organizing. I was seeing their
praises in my mind today because they the amount of charge.
You know how we all drown in chargers, of.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Course, but I had to order a fresh one because
I couldn't find mine either.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Oh really, okay, because I said to myself, if this
charger exists in this home, it's going to be in
this store. And it wasn't, which I felt at peace.
I went, well, that doesn't exist in the home. Well,
do you also want to hear what is? Do you
have a label maker? Nope, you heard me, So you're
going to get one, because number one the central practice.
(36:37):
You're looking your phone. It's okay if you're not, But
if you are, I was, I know it's down. I
respect you. I'm sorry. I am an addict, and I
know I cannot fucking believe I'm on stage. Oh no,
I've squandered, I've squandered them. I've squandered the hags.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Okay, first of all, my teeth we haven't discussed glow science.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Got them whitened yesterday. Oh that's where you were. I
read a thing about glow science. I think that's what
it's called. They give you the intense ones. You don't
want to go too white. That's good.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
You don't want to go oh for sure. No, you
know morning news white. You know, the classic whites of
the eyes. You know, it's like, yeah, I don't want
the blinding almost status symbol of teeth that are so
white that just are like I paid through the nose
for these.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Yeah, and they're like utterly sexless. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah, so these, I don't know if you can tell
these are pretty good.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Those are great. Look at those pearly white.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
It's like a tooth.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
What happens They blast it.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
So they put the cerremon or whatever, you know, there's
a hydrogen peroxie whatever. Yeah, and they do it in
the concentration in office that they will not send to
you at home.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Okay, they will not send you home with.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Oh, so you get the intense blast in the office,
and then they have this heat thing that you stick
in your mouth and look like a blue light kind
of thing. But that's just a color. It's not relevant.
And the warmth of it is I don't know if
it makes it work better or' supposed to make it nonsensitive. Whatever.
And then go home with that device and then for
the next ten days I put on the home this
(38:13):
is okay, ten days Jesus. Now back in the day,
I try to crest white.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Strip me too. In high school, I did crest white
strips and shocking the teeth must.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Fight him again. I was like, oh, this is hell.
And then and then try them again in New York
ten years ago, and it was like it was like
I was in bed all day from the pain, from
the sensitivity the singers.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
I feel like I remember that and right now, Oh no,
I have.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Low level zinger across all of the teeth.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Jacqueline. No, I'm in hell, Jacqueline, You're so strong. Here
I am with my leg meanwhile, toothpain.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
My teeth are as if i'd just bitten to every
bite a fucking fork.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Radio Stop, don't don't.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
I'm biting on a fork right now on every single tooth.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Hell.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Okay, So you call the office crying no, but I sent,
I sent my email this ping leads or anything I do,
because so I had to instacart from Right Aid. They're
the only people who carry this thing that is the
only thing that saved me when I got my wisdom
tacked out. They gave me vicoin, they gave me whatever, right,
the only thing that worked when I had the dry
(39:24):
soccashed potatoes. Yeah, food is the only covert. But this
Red Cross toothache kit that features eugenol made of clove oil.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
I don't know anything that was just uttered benza cane,
not ambasol.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
The thing made of clove oil. The only thing that
worked on my wisdom teeth, dry socket, pure hell exposed nerves.
And they do not carry it at CVS. I repeat,
I've looked for years every time this happens. It's the
one thing you can only go to Right Aid for
apparently anyway, I got it. And it's like you have
to plu with tweezers because it's so intense that if
(40:02):
it gets all over you, you're like, you know, you go blind.
I don't know, but it's it's and it kind of
didn't work, Like I kind of tried it last night.
I was like, and I'm expected to put the peroxide
back on my teeth today.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
I don't. I don't know if I can proceed to
do it. No, if it's hurting that much, you can't.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
I mean I could just like try to protect these
for the next couple of weeks. And by the way,
it's coffee through a straw, straight down the back. Don't
let it back wash through like it's like.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
I mean, that's the role when you're doing this.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
You're not supposed to do blueberries. There were no blueberries
on my yogurt last night. No, maybe they can stay.
I'm blasting the neck because the spot on the neck.
The facialist, well, i'll say her name or I won't
say her name, the name TBD, but give her give
her Louise de Champ. Well, I don't know if maybe
she's she's already so inundated that she doesn't want people
(40:55):
ringing the phone. But she's just ignored de Champ de Champ.
Just so your lack of interest in stem cell Okay,
not true. So I went home with sheet masks of
stem cells, a rosewater spray that has the stem cells
in it. What and does she make it? I don't
even know I want another price diagnoz I said, I
(41:16):
gave my credit card at the beginning. She laid them
out for me in office. I don't remember exactly what
they were. It was like a couple hundred dollars for
one of them, and then like something like less for another,
like but it was you know, I accepted it in
the moment, was like, yes, I'm willing to pay that,
but I didn't like want to do the tally, even
though immediately popped up on my phone, and then I
(41:38):
just tried to put it away and be like be like,
I guess I got to sell more hats.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
And and was like if not now when I also
rationalized that the wedding, I've spent so little on skincare
in the past two years as a result.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Of poog oh done, I've tried to do that.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And so I'm going to be doing
stem cell all months and we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
See, well, I can't wait to hear about the results.
That's exciting. Do I tint my eyebrows again? Darker again?
(42:25):
You don't need that for the special though, because makeup
I don't have a makeup artist. What the hell are
you talking about. Yeah, I've never.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yeah, I've never had one like I've never I don't
have I don't have my person, and as a result,
I've had some bad makeup television.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
It's tough. Some was good.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
You know, it varies. I just don't have a person.
I don't have. Well, of course I'm calling so and
so because you know, I've worked with them for years.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
So it just feels a little We're gonna get you done
up right, Yeah, for the wedding's gonna get a bridle, makeup,
be clear once again. Not married, not getting married. It's
an accomplishment far greater than marriage. Well, exactly, Marriage's accomplishment
continues to haunt at every corner. It's laughable. It's just
(43:18):
it really does persist in the culture and in conversation. No,
I'm not, I'm not. I'm not a wretched I'm I
love love, I'm happy for people. Of course I think that,
you know, well, what I really think is that undertaking
a relationship, falling in love just solemn acceptance. It is.
It should be seen as a fucking solemn right affair.
(43:39):
You're like, party, are you kidding? Are we what?
Speaker 1 (43:42):
A party of reception?
Speaker 2 (43:43):
No? No, I'm talking about a marriage. I'm talking about committing.
I'm there for the wedding. Huge responsibility should be solemn.
Oh I love this. Okay, Yeah, the wedding should be
a solemn affair in which like like die.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
You know what happens to me when I get to
a wedding because you're not supposed to laugh or smile.
I just break into giggles every time. That should be
the thing about the wedding, the funeral, you know what
I mean, it should be. It should be a mirror
it really is.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
It should be.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Should be a mirror to the fun to have it
backwards we oh damn, Yeah, everyone should be in solemn.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
The heaviness of a wedding, the heaviness of a marriage.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, why it's.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Can't we acknowledge that in the ceremony. It's only I
love the you know, it's it's only you know.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
It's a massive undertaking and it should be should be
treated as such.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
I once heard I think it was on dateline.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Okay, but it's just someone talking about their life and
they were kind of doing the like maybe this was
like before murder entered their life in some way, Okay,
but it was like or it was this kind of
self narrative about you know, having it all okay, like
before you know, shit went south kind of and they go,
they go, and I've heard this a couple of times,
they go, you know, I had the husband, I had
(45:00):
the kid, I had the dog, okay, and it was
like what it was like I had you know, it
was bizarre to me and extremely telling as like being
suited up with objects that are not objects. They're people yea,
(45:23):
presented as you know, three awards or whatever, but like
the dog as though, like I mean, I almost feel
like the implication was that it must have been like
an expensive, expensive dog or something, but I don't know.
It was kind of like I had the truck, I
had the house, and the thing I had that, and
they name like hideous things like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Is that funny? Yeah, totally. It's pointing to the fact
that it's you can have those things, but do you
have your soul? Do you have your soul? Are you
living a symbolic life? Where was your fucking soul in it?
Where the hell is guess what? You only get that alone? Right?
And again, relationships beautiful pro prove insisting.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Oh no, But you only get it alone, right, right, right,
right right?
Speaker 2 (46:03):
But I just mean that it is it is.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Well, there's a reason they say twin flame, not one
flame made of two. Wait, in terms of soulmates again,
it's like twin lame, like the two shall not become one,
twin secondary one.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yeah, what do you think about me epsom salt bath
for the leg?
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Oh? I keep meaning to say a confused because I
read something that said when I was researching the cold plunge. Yeah,
it was something confusing about bath salts and EPs and
salts that was like it's not healthy to do it
with hot water or something, or not healthy to do
it with cold water. I was like, oh no, I
don't know, just saying, do your googling.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
I'm not biting. I need I need to get in
the hot water. I need to get in the water.
You don't necessarily need the EPs for what you're describing.
I don't think. Isn't that the whole thing with ebsence
salts is that it's good for muscle pain.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Oh yeah, that does sound familiar, because isn't it magnesium
mm hmm, Yeah, that's how it gets in transdermal m.
We discussed my roseationha, and how I'm not allowed to. Well,
first of all, I was like, we both me and
the facials, we're like not like, I don't even mind it.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Something looks healthy, that kind.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Of thing, great, but seeing what triggers it, and saying,
don't wash with super hot water, don't steam the face. Oh,
she can steam me because she's doing extractions.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Can't steem herself.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
But at home, there's really no reason for me to
be steaming, she said.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
But when do you steam me? You mean just a
hot shower.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Well, well, yeah, like doing the whole open your pores,
like we don't actually need to open our pores at home.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
I believe that completely. But I just love hot water
so much. There's there's too many emotionals. But on the face,
here's a question. See, that's that's why my new thing
is cold sheet mask. And I say new thing me
my intention cold sheat mask and fridge. Okay, well, not
to be a bit, but we've talked about this at
the hot bath of the cold sheat mask to offset.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
So when I say my new thing, it's because I
heard it on Poog two weeks ago. Yeah, okay, okay, Well,
finally sank in and I might even lower my heat
and humidity and while doing Tracy temporarily.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Yeah, totally, Well it happened. We've been leaming and recording
poog for essentially an hour.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
So yeah, we got in and I didn't have my
bonic gym today. I almost left my God damn bionic
jym stimma here right now, open the email. Search the
word bionic. Okay, it'll drop up. There'll be a link
with a number. You click on it, you see where
it's at, and then you call.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
You're joking, I have to call.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Wait, you might be able to link through and reschedule it.
But I just thought you'd think it was sexless to
do it online.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
I mean, I don't know how to tell you this.
I searched bionic gym. That email is just I do remember.
I vaguely remember you being.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
Like I said, to search bionic something I did not bionic, Oh,
just buy honest, I would search the word tracking number.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
This cannot be listened to. Wow, talk about eaves droppers.
We've got to release them. We should release them, all right, Well,
you have a wonderful trip, and I'll see you in
New York City. And I'm absolutely really like hyper fixated
on us going to pull a bar. Yeah, so it's
(49:27):
likely not happening the night of the special Okay, not
the night of, but after to celebrate.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Yeah, I know you fixed it on it, and I'm
sure it'll happen.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
I know it's your wedding, not mine.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
No, it's it's also yours because they're going to be
there and you're going to be a huge part emotionally.
All right, talk to you later. Inquire with me about.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Olympic.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Yeah, I really don't think it's happening, but on the
off chance, Okay, Okay, I.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Don't know night because I like might want to avoid
the tasks I need. Oh my god, what am I
talking about? I've taken the shower because guess what, I'm
so excited. In twenty minutes, I have a zoom with
my new therapist, my new Youngian analysts. Oh my god.
Fuck Okay, who was in my dream last night? I
can't wait to tell her I'm so young love that
I know. I'm so fucking excited. Okay, I love you.
I'll talk to you later, all right.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
Enjoy That was poog.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
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Speaker 1 (50:22):
If not, we will press charges. Jan popping in here
to let you know that I've added another night to
my special taping, my live special taping in New York
City at Town Hall of Get on your Knees Now.
In addition to June ninth, I'll be doing the show
on June eighth, and I'm going to need you there
(50:43):
filling up those seats, so I'd love to see you
in the final tour dates this week, final live performances
Jokesnovak dot com
Hi, I'm Kate Berlan, I'm Jacqueline Novak.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
And this is poog, an ongoing conversation about wellness between
two obsessive, fresh.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Two untamable intellects. This is our hobby, This is our hell.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
This is our naked desire for free products. This is poog.
Today's topics loosely speaking themselves, bush league, radiating pain.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I'm really sorry, Chris, would you bring me my Lima?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Okay, okay, we're here, good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I'm fresh out of out of tracy like, wow, can
you hear him? Still a little out of breath? Incredible? Okay,
Lima is on Billima's on.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I I was out late. You can't Live's home at
three thirty am.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Just dancing again in the street.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Dancing again well, by the way, injured myself doing push
ups on the floor of a party.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Injured se pule that move out, Yeah at a party, now,
I won't lie. I have sunk down to my knees
in a wide knee straddle.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, I did, like the knees one a girl push
up as they say, Oh yeah, but I was wearing
cowboy boots. Jesus painful, by the way.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Did you go on, Josh imagine, imagine doing a push
up and you're up on the toad point. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Okay, well, Jacqueline, I thought of you because I worked
out yesterday. Okay, whatever that I'm at the party and
doorphins charging through me. I'm like, I have urged to
work out at the party. I'm like, so I dropped
my knees and I and I radiating pain down the
left leg and that I'm still experiencing. I need you
(01:43):
to tell me I thought of you. I was like, I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Okay, oh my god, exactly. You think like it scared
my jockeys and like that means may be afraid of
even a nerve can Okay, Like I'm not saying like,
don't keep an eye out, but no, these are not
the kinds of things that the hypochondriacal are meant to
be worrying about. You're supposed to fear disease.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Here's what I do. But here's what's worried or what
word we was just because yeah, it just scared me.
It just scared me.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And it's still because radiating pain sounds medical to you, right,
there's something you also lock into these like phrases, I
know who you are rating pain is like something you're
gonna love, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I just it's down the right leg. It's fucking sounds
like like IT ban shit.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Like basically like you go to Google before you even
type anything in in Google, but your cursor in Google. Yeah,
it like tells you like it's already about IT bands.
Like that's how much IT bands are discussed in that community.
I don't know if it's a I T band, Like
it's so whatever that they're like, you probably think it's
your IT ban, but it's not. Okay, I'm just saying
(02:53):
this is really bush league Kate, Okay, pain down the
side after working out, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Down the back fire like okay, great, okay, great?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Like what the hell sciatica?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Like?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Literally, these are the confusing.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
It's confusing to me because the workout, no injury. Me
and a cowboy boot doing a push up at a party.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Injury, right, So suddenly it's medical because you're not on
a mat.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
You mean, yeah, I guess because no one's supervising.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I mean you did fly to the floor.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
By the way, I took an ice pack out of
the freezer at this party and I sat on the ground.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
And I was these people you knew. Yeah, I mean
another party, another lack of invitation. Hey dad going to a party?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Pick up? Pick you up? Can't pick yall cock? It
started eleven, you wouldn't come.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I just would like the invite anyway. Can't you indulge
me to that? Of course, because there's you never know
when you're gonna win the lottery. And honestly, first of all,
you haven't commented that I'm glowing because it's not just
the workout.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
What do you what did you just rubble over your face? Okay,
a couple of things.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
This is the giving essence from then I Met You brand,
which is the I've got some stuff, really nice stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I've been using their cleansing bomb and loving you.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Then I met you. Yeah, well you should because it's
like Soco GLAMs, where I first would purchase all my
cleansing bombs and then you know, the curator of climb
creator ones, It's like she spent years going here's why
this cleanser is good, here's why this cleanser is good,
here's why you might like this cleanser, and then creates
her own.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You go, well, yeah, now we we're gonna have it all.
But I am I got a facial yes, their day.
Oh okay, this is your fancy facial.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yes, this this pimple in the center of my nose.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, and a pimple, of course, unheard of.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Free and to be on the bridge bridge of the nose,
weird spot slightly lower than the eyes. Dead center if
my face were oval and you were doing that thing
to draw a face appropriately, yeah, dead center, the least
oily producing spot on anyone's body. Pimple like a goddamn
carnival trick.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Now she's like, what happened there? Because she's like there's
a reason, like everything, it all has the reasons, So
why would you get people there? She's like, what, like,
was there something? She's dung glasses? I was like, oh
my god, well yeah, yeah, I was in sunglasses in
the sweltering heat, doing those pool side photos with my friend.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh, glamor shots. There you go, your glamour shots.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Resting on the nose, unwashed, the same sunglasses I've been
wearing for two years. Haven't been touched with a wet wipe.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
And so I tell her, I go, I have every
product at home, like or I have a lot, and
so I'd love her REX. So I'm going to send
her pics of all the shit we have at home.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
She's going to say like what to use. Well, by
the way, I'm waiting. I'm excited to do the ful
Marie veronik line.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I started during one last road trip. I was like,
I'm going to bring that and only that, and then
I kind of fell off. But so I was like
laying I was never been so chatty and a facial
in my life. I was like motormouth, yeah, oh, and
laying on her all these things like, so is it real?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
It's vitamin C?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Said give us Shane, you like, I know I could
lure you in. It was dead until the info. I guess.
It was like She's like, I was like, I have
vitamin C powder, you know, which, of course like non degradation.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
So I'm like, you know, mix it in and she's like, yeah,
sometimes the powder vitamin C power can literally get stuck
in the pores. Oh what, So that's interesting.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I'm older out of my Skinceuticals Vitamin C and I
will be reapping paying out of pocket.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, I kind of nowhere with my vitamin C. I'm
going to crack into the Denis gross oh yeah, I
use that whole thing. Baby, that's all vitamin C, I think.
And then I told her my routines. I said, I
have a number of devices. It was the opposite of
my thing. It faced honest about the glory, about the bounty.
I was like, I'm not fucking hiding in here. Yeah,
(06:50):
because this woman is so far above me. She's in
the stratosphere. She's a doctor that there's no fear yet. Well,
she's an aesthetician, but but she worked for thirty years
with doctors only.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Wait, so what did you say? I know it's coming.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
So I'm like, I have a number, Drice. She's like,
like name, and she's like mm hmm. Like she didn't
go like yeah, that one's fucking awesome or anything, but well,
you know, I'm gonna lay them all on her, and
told her about the podcast of course, okay, yeah, she's
gonna listen. And then it's just she's like, well, what
I'm really into? And you know, you're waiting right to
hear something you already have at.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Home, celsius in the mouth.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
You're going it just too at a nice sip of celsius,
she goes stem cells.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Well on topical stem cells, which is what seven four
hundred dollars an ounce, I need to get them from children.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
It's more like one hundred and fifty okay, or like
there might have been something that was three hundred, like
for a bottle and a or whatever. I don't know,
but it was like I was like, well, I guess
then this botter people are throwing that in their purse
and calling it a day. So and half of the bottle.
Let's get real. It's cream niba, not pure you know,
(08:04):
TCM complex whatever. Obviously, I'm also still probably gonna purchase
more butter, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
To be clear, has never acknowledged the podcast literally apps
who Silence Silence, So so I'm like, okay, stem cells
and immediately go what like And it was like kind
of amazing because she's like stem cells.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
She's like they come from proteins inside the umbilical cord
birth of sheep on a farm in Australia. There is
no animal cruelty when the new ones are in fact, yeah, yeah,
they ask for it.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
They come, they come prancing over and they're rapping on
the doors of the herder beg facial. We want to
help American assholes. Yeah, okay, wait, so so this is
the I'm not I have not researched it. I'm just
telling you what she told me.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
This. She said on a farm, there's no animal cruelty.
When a new one is born, they and I just
want to say, I'm repeating what she said. I'm not
saying because you go, okay, anytime just because something is born,
then what are they, you know, wrapped in cages and
they're shooting them out like a puppy milk. You know,
I don't fucking known't claim to be an expert. So
(09:22):
when anyone's born, they take the protein from the umbilical
cord and that becomes it goes on your face and
her other thing you ready, you know everyone I told
her Dennis Gross peel pads. She's like, people really like those,
you know. She's like a lot of people say they
use those. I was like, yeah, I was like, there's
something come in the little packets. It makes it feel
(09:42):
like it's the active is more active because they're not
in a jar and a pile like a lot of
other peel pads are. She kind of feel like you're
opening up. So anyway, talking about that, and then she
goes she said it toice. She's like, everyone is just
trying to burn their skin off, constantly peels upon peels
upon feels X folio x folia exfoliate. She's like, we
(10:03):
have to put back what we take away.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Well overexfoliation. It's a huge issue in the community.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
It's huge.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
What are you wiping right now?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Okay? So I am literally fresh out of Tracy.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
She has a wipe and she's wiping it all over
her face and neck.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
No, this is toilet paper, okay, okay, procured in a
pinch before her sweat. And then I've got that. Then
I met you giving us and said, I'm essentially cleaning
my face with right now. Then this pimple in the
middle of my nose. She's like that was serious. She's like,
I had to extract it four times, who which I
don't even know what that fucking means. I want to
report because I was like, you know, take an orange
(10:39):
out of the fridge. That's not where you keep them,
but you know, how do you extract Well, I guess
that it guessed pimple is the fridge.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I put an orange in the fridge really for a
cold orange?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Well, sure, sure, but not.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
To keep my eye is continuing to twitch. You might recall, sure,
do it's still twitching. Have you called the doctor yet?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
And no one no, but I'm considering it. Oh my teeth. Okay,
so there's a lot going on. Did you get them
whitened or just by the way, By the way, I
just want to be very clear for people. I'm not
getting married and there's been some confusion.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Is there confusion? Yeah? Is there really confusion? Yes?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Actually, our friend Presley Oldham reached out being like saying
like because he like woke up listening to Poog, he
was like half asleep, yeah, you know, and then he's
like he's like he'd sent us beautiful pearls in the past.
And then he's like if you need pearls, you know
whatever for your wedding. Oh, and I was like, does
he mean the special and then it's went back like
wait to be clear, and he was like, oh my god,
(11:37):
Like I was just listening as I was waking up,
like total sense brung into action, which, by the way,
is exactly what we want.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Wake up with it.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
We want you half awake springing into offers.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Okay, so I also have an announcement or just what
you're describing listening to poog anything, waking up into it,
falling asleep to it. Yes, this is actually there's something
about so, and I'm a falling asleep cut it. I
don't have the full idea.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Let me try. My brain fills one in.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
So here's what it is. I read some's some director.
I'm fucking forgetting about being like, I hope the crowd
sleeps to my movies. Wakes up, start watching the movie,
fall asleep, wake up inside of it, fall asleep, wake
up at lunch like full. No, it was like full
the dream state. Well, isn't that kind of sublime?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
This is why I stand by falling asleep too to
really anything, but like television films, certainly.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Well, you have to be careful though what you're falling
asleep too, do you I think?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I think I wonder if it's all just crisp for
the mill.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
It all is, But you know you want to fall asleep.
You don't want to have I'm trying to think. I
can't think of anything.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Do you.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Well?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I fall asleep to the dateline and it's explosive, exactly
sup murder, you know, as many most American women do.
And I still believe that's facing the shadow and facing
the fear and will stand by it. But but do
you not eat for three hours before bedtime?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Wait? What the hell? What? Okay?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
This is like the number one fucking health tip and
I don't know if.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I'll ever get rid of it. It's fucking bullshit. Who
fucking cares?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I mean, it's the whole thing is like, you can't
you're not getting true sleep. This isn't just about like
intimate festing. Okay, this is like you're not getting true
sleep when you're still digesting your food.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Okay, I don't buy it.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I mean this is this is like always and I
love nothing more than to essentially eat the food. Okay,
let it land metaphoric. We sort of land in the
stomach and it's like a stone in the stomach.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
It tethers me safely to the bed, to the couch,
to the ground. It's a paperweight on me so that
my spirit can float away without being.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
It's okay, you love it. I really think it's fine.
You're sleeping. You're fine. If you're tossing, I'll do anything,
but that you're not tossing on, turning, going, I can't sleep. Well,
what's the problem Okay, maybe you know what I mean.
You're fine. Yeah, is it degraded quality? You're totally fine.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Frankly, when I was wearing my or ring, which we
have to discuss, I mean, my sleep was fucking good
and I was I was dining right into the into bedtime.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah, fall asleep. I like to fall asleep watching TV
with Chris, you know, and then then he wakes me
to like alert me that I've fallen asleep and to
like get my ass to bed, and like that is
was considered not good sleep.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Hygiene works for me, works for my household.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
If it works of your own, goddamn life, live your
own life. You know what I'm drinking right now, and
I have to say, I'm not hungover. I'm just tired.
And I didn't, you know, drink much. I had a
couple of tequilas and glass of pet nat earlier in
the evening. But the point is, I'm drinking a element electrolytes.
(14:52):
You cannot overstate it. A huge jar of water with
the element. It's bringing me back that and I've.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Got aff haylet me mine.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
It's right there. She's gone, she's off, She's going to
get her electrolytes.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
There goes the lima again. Okay, it's fine, strong, Okay, sorry,
just grab my Look at my new water bottle. Can
you see how big it is?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah? That is huge, sixty two ounce I'm holding out
next to my head. It's about double the size. Not
to be a bitch, I've got a bigger one.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Well tell me.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Poog's not visual? So it's not.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I've always said Steve Martin's greatest albums. Do you think
I have full of visual bits? Do you think Poog?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah? You know you see these podcasts on Instagram and
I'll ask the eavesdroppers, well, you know, I mean imagine
if we were side by side, fully made up in
foundation doing Poog like.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Actually, huge question.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
What I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
You mean on a set?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
I mean the podcast where the people or you see them? Yeah,
the podcast where you see the people. So I had
to guzzle six guzzles. But that's just not the spirit
of Poog unfortunately, and foreing. Okay, wait listen, that's yesterday.
I cracked open the Moonjuice cookbook, which I've had for years.
(16:08):
I think I bought it when it came out, what
in like the forties. Yeah, I bought this a long
time ago. But a dear mutual friend. Again we don't
say names on the podcast, hondering that I occasionally have
a friend is obsessed with and he might even be
like cause he was talking to you about how obsessed
(16:29):
he was with this drink he was making, and he
was saying he was like, I feel like it's like
bringing so much joy into my life. And then I
was like, I'm going to make it. And then he
texted me he was like, I feel like, am I
making the drink less powerful by talking about it? Right?
Which is a classic dynamic that we've wrestled talked out
on the podcast. And I'm actually kind of trying to
practice that myself in my own way. It's like, keep
(16:49):
it to you. What if you catch a cheer fucking self?
I mean, I can't keep anything to myself.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So, you know the question of what objects are going
to carry with you invisibly a similar thing, you know,
let's not Ney Mars. I came up with an example.
I think crystal ball to you know, anyway, go on.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah, So the point is I don't think so drinker
comes not the recipe. No, No, I'm going and I'm
going to and here, thank God. And I think I
don't think it expected. I have to read from the
cookbook what it says about this. So what this is
the deep chocolate moon Milk, which is a walnut milk.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Base cold please hold please?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Is this the drink you're friends making?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Oh, okay, I thought this is We were getting a
bespoke friends recipe of a magic drink and they were
worried it was going to become deepotent. This is the moon.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Juice publicly, but this is in this is published. Yeah,
it's like a publicly existing drink. Okay, so this is safe.
So what you do is you make the walnut milk
and by the way, I did soak walnuts overnight. Wow.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Okay, do you wash them first? You wash this, you know,
my purified water. What kind of milk are you making
if they're sprayed with death of Cory?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Well, these are organic walnuts. But I washed them, I
rinse them. I soaked them overnight. So you make the
nut milk and in the nut milk. Okay, so you blend,
you blend the wash nuts, the rinse activated nuts. You
blend them with water some you know, some Himalayan sea salt.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Fresh water, or the water that they soaked in.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
No, I'm sorry, no fresh filtered water.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Okay, here is water?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Interesting? Okay, you discard the water they've been soaking it,
and you send that right to hell. Actually, I think.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Discard is it's always like discard and it's funny because
it's like, I don't know why it's funny, but in
reciuees the use of the word discard because it's like
it could mean anything. It could be like toss over
your shoulder right right, versus like down the drain or
in the trau in the face of a neighbor.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, all right, so I so I discarded it. So
you do the milk, some ground and cinnamon, and folks,
I remember hearing a long time ago you got to go,
sayalng cinnamon, go to the sea. I can never remember
which is the one you gotta go. You gotta go ceylon. Right,
let's lock this in with a mnemonic. Mnemonic, yeah right, now,
(19:04):
hold on, say what ceylon? Yeah, say what cinnamon?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Say what kind of cinnamon do I need to use?
Say long? Yeah, size, it's horrifine, but it'll hell okay, right.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
And then she calls for some raw honey. I purchased
a honey yesterday. I was moaning in my house. Okay,
so it's Beekeeper's Natural. It was in its separate area,
not with the honeys. It was in a little what
it was in the fridge area, tiny little thing of
honey at air, little jar of honey.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
You know, you're just so there I am and just
assumed earwon and okay, I'm in yeah, okay, so I
know that section that's where they keep like the probiotics, right.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yes, yes, and Beekeeper's Natural. And I would like to
put out a call to them because I have purchased
out of pocket their throat spray, their proper list throat spray,
I swear.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
But oh I think I have as well.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I mean I think I bought a six pack.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
We know what propolis means because I've bought into propolists
time and time again without understanding.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I know. It's like the It's like, I don't fucking
know it's about the bees. Don't you just.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Assume it means like thicker, denser, the umbilical. Yeah, it's
like unpasteurized or whatever. It's like that's the attention. It's
like when it could mean nothing.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
It means something. I don't know what it means. Soco glam.
There's a lot of propolis stuff. I think there's like
prebiotics or thing. Also that might absolutely not be true
and probably isn't true. No one comes here, so that
the one is this honey. This honey has royal jelly
in it. It's so small. Forgot that the jar is
(20:27):
so small. I don't know. But the honey, it's not
too sweet. It's but it's of course it's sweet because
it's honey. But it's like the color of it. I'm
just telling you. I'll say it again, moaning in my kitchen.
Honey's never made me milk.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
That's the color dark.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah, it's like amber. Wow, and it's so intense. So
make that in the walnuts again. You have to make
the walnut milk ahead of time. Okay, this is the
deep chocolate moon milk. I'm going to read you what
she says in the Moon Just Cookbook about this drink. Okay,
deep chocolate is the drink I get the most text
about from people reporting that it's taken them out of depression,
(21:03):
save their marriage. I'm sorry, hold on, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
By the way, you get ingredients right, because yes, of course,
to be very clear, we haven't even heard any walk.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Out through it. I'm going to walk you through it. Okay,
do you want ingredients first? I think I do, okay
when you're giving the emotional So I'm sitting there exactly okay.
So I'm making the walnut milk. I'm hands straining like
the olden days and going, whoa, I remember these days,
the nut milk, churning it with milk cloth as they say, yep, yeah,
milking it.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Getting cheese cloth as always. Hell, it's like always, like
hanging in a random corn.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I have a reusable nut milk bag.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Of course you do, okay. So back in the cauliflower
crusted early days before they mass produced it, I was
squeezing out zucchini cauliflower, getting the water out, cheese cloth
crate my own pizza crass.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Unbelievable. Go on, So you make the walnut milk, and
then here is the recipe for the deep chocolate one
and a half tea spoons, raw honey or sweetener of choice.
Needless to say, I used the beg Keeper natural moaning honey.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Of course you did. Need just to say all immediately
like dump like too celsius in there is my sweetener book.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Go on, two tablespoons cacao powder, two tablespoons maca powder.
Here we go, quarter teaspoon, ground cinnamon, three ice cubes blended.
What the fuck is maca powder? Again? Maca is you know,
adapt an added and adapt an adaptogenic orb that's all
(22:22):
about energy. I believe it's an energy. It like makes
you fuck. It's like something what color? I don't know.
There are different kinds. I got black maca because I
was adding one. Of course, they're like fourteen kinds and
I just did a cursory Google and they were like,
black Maca's great for for like hormone.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
There is like a yellow, like a seventies yellow color,
you know that color?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
And people say it like, I believe it's like an energy.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
And what does maka do for a woman? It says, yeah, interesting,
pms PC right, and heat, honey, dominance. Interesting, they've spelled estrogen.
Oh e're seeing that? Oh my god? You know I'm
on wait what was you say? I'm like they silent? Okay,
go on, okay, I'm.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Going to read you what it says about.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
There's this tetass for eighteen eighty. Let me guess callin
emy Gray.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Okay, go on, I'm sorry, I'm having a much fun. Now.
I'm kind of like I want to talk about Macca.
I'm like, what does Macokay, listen, So this is a
chocolate drink. Okay, you blend that all. Okay, So about
this drink, she says, deep chocolate is the drink I
get the most text about from people reporting that it's
taken them out of depression, saved their marriage by reviving
(23:38):
their intimacy.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
You know, like change change your life like poog like like,
oh my god, change my life. Saved my marriage. Yeah,
is like next level. Also, that's next let.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Saved their marriage by reviving their intimacy and of course
given them so much energy they're afraid something's wrong. Which
is this? And then it goes on? She says, Unlike
other substances that provide this kind of high, deep chocolate
doesn't deplete you. You're only building a stronger and sexier
(24:11):
endocrine system. Holy shit, Okay, moon Juw's she rules. Okay,
she fucking rus.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Blown away by the by the copy here, I'm blown away.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I mean it's in line like that almost sounds like
the text you'd get from the friend about the thing. Yeah,
we're not divorcing, we're staying together. And like the saying
like that, people are concerned something's wrong. And here's what qupens.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
What got me imagine that the energy, which is what
was happening to me when I was flying so high
after exercising for the first time in eighteen years. And
now he called the doctor.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
You called your pediatrician, got him out of retirement because
he's the only person you trust.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Shout out to Donald. My psychiatrians who left me. Shout
out to doctor.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I know all the name my face. So that's Laura
Hillingsworth no longer taking new clients.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
My pediatrician was doctor Tardio, who had to convince me
I didn't have breast cancer because I went to her
convinced that my ribs were tumors. Feeling my ribs through
my budding tits going, that's a tumor.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
See, that's very interesting. You probably thought ribs are only
tits down because that's where we think of when people
talk about ribs, Like do you know, like ribs starts
up here, I know, yeah, yeah, yeah, the collar bone,
the first ribs. Some say, okay, but but by the way,
I'll just say. You asked me yesterday, have we talked
(25:34):
about aristratol's dangers. I was like, I'm going to bring
up this threat, only the very thing that we cackled
about for two minutes, when of course they're distracted by
I said it.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
So, by the way, I was at this, By the way,
I'm sarring, I great. I texted, I'm going to read
it because I was at this this you know, a
friend's birthday mingling. There it is your earth retol came up.
The eryth retol came up, and he my friend who
listens to poog and was like, you guys, like, are
(26:09):
you eating earth retrawal? Like, be fucking careful. So I
texted Jacqueline at eight thirty nine pm, real is bad.
Have we discussed serious health risks it seems? And you responded,
you're forgetting That's when we cackled. The story is bold
because the earth retol is naturally produced in the body.
They didn't have data on whether the people even consumed
ryth retall whatever, on and on. I, by the way, was.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Standing in Ralph's at the checkout while typing that I
love that.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
And you said, I think it's big corn and that
reminded me.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, i'dn't been coming for it. So yeah, so now
I don't know. And I was like, but my fucking
preface was I don't know on this podcast at this point. Well,
then you haven't been listening. Okay, we don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
The podcast should be called. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
I'm talking into the lima.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
You're using the lima as a microphone.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yeah, I got confused.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I mean I'm still close by, so it's okay.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
But yeah, by the way, lima on the lips.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I was reading about LIMA on the teeth. No, shut up,
gum disease or whatever you're kidding. Here's everything. Well, you know,
here's the real question.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
What's about LIMA on the lips?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
You know, the lips of skin too, Lima everywhere, to
be clear, which, by the way, I was going to
ask them if we do do an informational call, not
that like this is the immediate plan, okay, but technically
the orifices right like aushole because red light is anti inflammation.
So it's like it's like seems literally huge fruit, like
(27:46):
a hemorrhoid, internal hemorrhoids. I'm wondering, do you place a
plastic bag around this and insert as you please where
you please? Does the plastic diffuse the cold laser? But
I mean, like without a doubt, Like, why wouldn't you
if there was anything built to rejuvenate the orifices? Tell
(28:10):
me it's not. I mean you, every time I say
that I sit in front of my red light, you
always like that light path led red light like unit.
You always say what do you always say? Crotch to
the thing or whatever? You're like the get read legs?
Are you always assuming? And I'm usually just like blasting
the torso like to try to get every organ and
so you know it's part of it. But I just
(28:30):
wonder if we could become ambassadors to Lima the fact
that okay, okay, anyway, that's another question. But but but
take me back, take me back to the drink. Did
we get the full ingredients?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
We got the full ingredients. I'm even considering having a
little sit.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
You haven't prepared next to you. No, it's my fridge,
oh in a picture.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah, so I had so much walnut milk I made.
I made walnut milk, all right, you know, use that
my coffee because this nut milk. Here's the thing, with
the homemade nut milks. They're delicious, but you have to
drink it in like three days.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Well, here's a question I've noticed on on an almond milk,
like five days with an opening. I'm like, what, Oh,
I know there's no having almond milk on hand.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Like, so you got to be Oh did I tell you?
I tell you?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I told you about the macha right Americana style? Yeah,
I did know you didn't or you're just on the
Burrow website Live Drink.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I've heard of it, Watch Americana. That's what you're doing.
Which because by the way, as we know, I don't
do a latte. If I wanted a glass of milk,
I'd become well seven again.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, and go to church a latte. A latte is
a laugh from two thousand and seven. And you know, yeah,
you got to find another way to get your drink
creamy other than filling it with four cups of milk.
I mean, that's what I was saying about the you know,
it's like.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
If you want a glass of milk, I want to
be clear, not shit ooh ring up?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
The who could it be you or me?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
A Pooh package? Was it?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Who was?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
You know? If it was me. It was me? Sure
it was me, it was me. I'm a hundredercent sure furious. Wait,
oh my gosh, it wasn't the darkness of a package
on this Oh that is you? Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
It's like here, Hey, Chris, keep an eye out for packages.
Caper Lamp might be getting one. Hey, how are you interesting?
Sounds of a home plump, clump, clump.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Here she comes, wonderful, my jay, Hannah ring is back.
Had to have it resized. Don't worry Jack. Then I
paid out of pocket.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Wait, I do hear sounds down there? Because I yelled
when you were gone for Chris to make sure there
isn't anything waiting for me outside.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
I need to take a hot ebs and salt bath
for the leg pain thoughts devastating. I was even concerned.
Oh I saw, I'm realizing the light path. You're probably
gonna say, I should use huh yeah on.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
The leg everywhere. But yeah, do not under estimate the
combination of red light and infrared light. That's what you're
holding on your forehead right now. Okay, I love you
question need the studies. Are you open to going to
the Koreans BA with me this week. You forget just
say again for the last ten days, like you forget
(31:23):
every scared of COVID. No, I'm leaving tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Oh okay, okay, okay, God damn it. So oh so
it looks like ding down see you in a couple hours.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Oh my god, ding doll a little sailo. I mean
it's interesting concept scale of one to ten. Technically technically
chance worst day because I'm leaving for like a month,
possibly with no return, all leading up to the special.
And sorry, folks, you're listening to this, You're probably you're
gone for a month.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
I've told you this. I knew this, iknew.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
They just couldn't accept it. So you I rarely went
into a dissociated fugue. Yeah, okay, if I want to
get my face waxed off, pre so, you.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Don't need to do anything. They're just gonna there. You're
you're done, you look great, you're cooked. They're gonna put makeup.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
On, you know. But but my chin, Like, in an
effort to be like caring for my skin, I've been
very like like I just feel like in those harsh
stage lights, do I really want the slight like mustache
on the corner of the lip. You know what I mean, Like,
do I want to make my skin into water skin?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Oh you're talking about true hair? What the hell?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Else?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
What I mean so sirens?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Sorry, I mean like, you know, whatever, browse, whatever, just
whatever it needs to be done. I have no my
point all I was going to say, okay, because I
was thinking did in these different cities? Okay, I'm passing
thruth and what if they have the greatest brows specialists?
Just it just opens up the options anyway, Okay, a
question of how if we're getting to Olympic it's technically
(33:03):
like one of the more it would be in the
spirit of go to a movie the night before the SATs.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
You know this, I'm ma sure you didn't.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
You probably went grew up in an elementary school in
which math was taught explicitly through pottery.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Oh yeah, my elementary school day.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
What I'm saying, Wait, sorry, there's a concept in the
world I come from, okay, which is like cramming for
the SATs and like we've been working for months, so
they go, like go to a movie the night before.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
That's good advice. Take your mind off.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Of it, you know, like relaxing will be better for
you just drinking out of those mazing deris. By the way,
I'm not convinced your water bottle is bigger than mine,
unless it's one of those like.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Honey, Joe, you haven't seen my water bottle?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Do you want to see it in the ounces? Because
sometimes your visual ability to assess size his question.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
No, true, I.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Don't know that's not true. But yeah, I'm I think
it's probably is bigger. And I just want to say
I don't want to be made wrong. I'm saying it
probably is bad. I got always.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Wow, these headphones always hurt me. Okay, so this is
the water bottle. I don't know why I wanted more
to react. Okay, but mine's I think taller than that.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
So just sixty four. Let's say, let me here, we
be sixty four?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
There you are? You fucking what are you?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Bitch?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Hold on, what's yours? This is what I was asking about.
I had a feeling we were coming this way. Okay,
hold on, Like, so, look, this is a sport.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I'm pretty sure mine is sixty four, so I'm gonna
double check. Go happy.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
I am happy. But my this is from my Kardashians
when I was. When I was watching a lot of Kardashians.
I saw that Kendall had this, and I went, well,
if it's good enough for Kendall, yeah, stainless steel interior.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Naturally mine is as well.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Imagine if it weren't it was just made of oats. Yeah,
it's of course.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
It's bitch you ready, mine's sixty eight?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Fuck? Fuck?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Well?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Why the way? Four ounces half a cup? I'll pad that.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Never make that big?
Speaker 2 (35:06):
You can pat it in, by the way, extra four ounces? Wow?
Sixty eight? Interesting?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Well I'm taking prodded into frame and I knew I
had her. I go, that looks like the size of
her head. It's squatter for sure. When you're squatter, you
lose height. Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Okay, So what thoughts on an Epsen salt bath for
my muscles? And I had a response to John my
thera gun. I need to get it back? Wow? I went, oh,
fuck today because theragun gave us a full fair gun
and the travel size one of the early Pooh gifts
that floored us.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah, where we cackled in the night, I.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Don't I can't locate we were cackling the night. The
Thera gun has arrived still curious about the Thera gun
facial device. Folks. Uh, I was gonna say, but but but, Jacqueline,
I cannot look need the charger for the travel size
theragu Well, I got news for you.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah, I too, struggling with the question of the charger.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I'll say that sorted out organizing. I was seeing their
praises in my mind today because they the amount of charge.
You know how we all drown in chargers, of.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Course, but I had to order a fresh one because
I couldn't find mine either.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Oh really, okay, because I said to myself, if this
charger exists in this home, it's going to be in
this store. And it wasn't, which I felt at peace.
I went, well, that doesn't exist in the home. Well,
do you also want to hear what is? Do you
have a label maker? Nope, you heard me, So you're
going to get one, because number one the central practice.
(36:37):
You're looking your phone. It's okay if you're not, But
if you are, I was, I know it's down. I
respect you. I'm sorry. I am an addict, and I
know I cannot fucking believe I'm on stage. Oh no,
I've squandered, I've squandered them. I've squandered the hags.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Okay, first of all, my teeth we haven't discussed glow science.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Got them whitened yesterday. Oh that's where you were. I
read a thing about glow science. I think that's what
it's called. They give you the intense ones. You don't
want to go too white. That's good.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
You don't want to go oh for sure. No, you
know morning news white. You know, the classic whites of
the eyes. You know, it's like, yeah, I don't want
the blinding almost status symbol of teeth that are so
white that just are like I paid through the nose
for these.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Yeah, and they're like utterly sexless. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah, so these, I don't know if you can tell
these are pretty good.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Those are great. Look at those pearly white.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
It's like a tooth.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
What happens They blast it.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
So they put the cerremon or whatever, you know, there's
a hydrogen peroxie whatever. Yeah, and they do it in
the concentration in office that they will not send to
you at home.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Okay, they will not send you home with.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Oh, so you get the intense blast in the office,
and then they have this heat thing that you stick
in your mouth and look like a blue light kind
of thing. But that's just a color. It's not relevant.
And the warmth of it is I don't know if
it makes it work better or' supposed to make it nonsensitive. Whatever.
And then go home with that device and then for
the next ten days I put on the home this
(38:13):
is okay, ten days Jesus. Now back in the day,
I try to crest white.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Strip me too. In high school, I did crest white
strips and shocking the teeth must.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Fight him again. I was like, oh, this is hell.
And then and then try them again in New York
ten years ago, and it was like it was like
I was in bed all day from the pain, from
the sensitivity the singers.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
I feel like I remember that and right now, Oh no,
I have.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Low level zinger across all of the teeth.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Jacqueline. No, I'm in hell, Jacqueline, You're so strong. Here
I am with my leg meanwhile, toothpain.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
My teeth are as if i'd just bitten to every
bite a fucking fork.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Radio Stop, don't don't.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
I'm biting on a fork right now on every single tooth.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Hell.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Okay, So you call the office crying no, but I sent,
I sent my email this ping leads or anything I do,
because so I had to instacart from Right Aid. They're
the only people who carry this thing that is the
only thing that saved me when I got my wisdom
tacked out. They gave me vicoin, they gave me whatever, right,
the only thing that worked when I had the dry
(39:24):
soccashed potatoes. Yeah, food is the only covert. But this
Red Cross toothache kit that features eugenol made of clove oil.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
I don't know anything that was just uttered benza cane,
not ambasol.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
The thing made of clove oil. The only thing that
worked on my wisdom teeth, dry socket, pure hell exposed nerves.
And they do not carry it at CVS. I repeat,
I've looked for years every time this happens. It's the
one thing you can only go to Right Aid for
apparently anyway, I got it. And it's like you have
to plu with tweezers because it's so intense that if
(40:02):
it gets all over you, you're like, you know, you go blind.
I don't know, but it's it's and it kind of
didn't work, Like I kind of tried it last night.
I was like, and I'm expected to put the peroxide
back on my teeth today.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
I don't. I don't know if I can proceed to
do it. No, if it's hurting that much, you can't.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
I mean I could just like try to protect these
for the next couple of weeks. And by the way,
it's coffee through a straw, straight down the back. Don't
let it back wash through like it's like.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
I mean, that's the role when you're doing this.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
You're not supposed to do blueberries. There were no blueberries
on my yogurt last night. No, maybe they can stay.
I'm blasting the neck because the spot on the neck.
The facialist, well, i'll say her name or I won't
say her name, the name TBD, but give her give
her Louise de Champ. Well, I don't know if maybe
she's she's already so inundated that she doesn't want people
(40:55):
ringing the phone. But she's just ignored de Champ de Champ.
Just so your lack of interest in stem cell Okay,
not true. So I went home with sheet masks of
stem cells, a rosewater spray that has the stem cells
in it. What and does she make it? I don't
even know I want another price diagnoz I said, I
(41:16):
gave my credit card at the beginning. She laid them
out for me in office. I don't remember exactly what
they were. It was like a couple hundred dollars for
one of them, and then like something like less for another,
like but it was you know, I accepted it in
the moment, was like, yes, I'm willing to pay that,
but I didn't like want to do the tally, even
though immediately popped up on my phone, and then I
(41:38):
just tried to put it away and be like be like,
I guess I got to sell more hats.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
And and was like if not now when I also
rationalized that the wedding, I've spent so little on skincare
in the past two years as a result.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Of poog oh done, I've tried to do that.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And so I'm going to be doing
stem cell all months and we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
See, well, I can't wait to hear about the results.
That's exciting. Do I tint my eyebrows again? Darker again?
(42:25):
You don't need that for the special though, because makeup
I don't have a makeup artist. What the hell are
you talking about. Yeah, I've never.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yeah, I've never had one like I've never I don't
have I don't have my person, and as a result,
I've had some bad makeup television.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
It's tough. Some was good.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
You know, it varies. I just don't have a person.
I don't have. Well, of course I'm calling so and
so because you know, I've worked with them for years.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
So it just feels a little We're gonna get you done
up right, Yeah, for the wedding's gonna get a bridle, makeup,
be clear once again. Not married, not getting married. It's
an accomplishment far greater than marriage. Well, exactly, Marriage's accomplishment
continues to haunt at every corner. It's laughable. It's just
(43:18):
it really does persist in the culture and in conversation. No,
I'm not, I'm not. I'm not a wretched I'm I
love love, I'm happy for people. Of course I think that,
you know, well, what I really think is that undertaking
a relationship, falling in love just solemn acceptance. It is.
It should be seen as a fucking solemn right affair.
(43:39):
You're like, party, are you kidding? Are we what?
Speaker 1 (43:42):
A party of reception?
Speaker 2 (43:43):
No? No, I'm talking about a marriage. I'm talking about committing.
I'm there for the wedding. Huge responsibility should be solemn.
Oh I love this. Okay, Yeah, the wedding should be
a solemn affair in which like like die.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
You know what happens to me when I get to
a wedding because you're not supposed to laugh or smile.
I just break into giggles every time. That should be
the thing about the wedding, the funeral, you know what
I mean, it should be. It should be a mirror
it really is.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
It should be.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Should be a mirror to the fun to have it
backwards we oh damn, Yeah, everyone should be in solemn.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
The heaviness of a wedding, the heaviness of a marriage.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, why it's.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Can't we acknowledge that in the ceremony. It's only I
love the you know, it's it's only you know.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
It's a massive undertaking and it should be should be
treated as such.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
I once heard I think it was on dateline.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Okay, but it's just someone talking about their life and
they were kind of doing the like maybe this was
like before murder entered their life in some way, Okay,
but it was like or it was this kind of
self narrative about you know, having it all okay, like
before you know, shit went south kind of and they go,
they go, and I've heard this a couple of times,
they go, you know, I had the husband, I had
(45:00):
the kid, I had the dog, okay, and it was
like what it was like I had you know, it
was bizarre to me and extremely telling as like being
suited up with objects that are not objects. They're people yea,
(45:23):
presented as you know, three awards or whatever, but like
the dog as though, like I mean, I almost feel
like the implication was that it must have been like
an expensive, expensive dog or something, but I don't know.
It was kind of like I had the truck, I
had the house, and the thing I had that, and
they name like hideous things like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Is that funny? Yeah, totally. It's pointing to the fact
that it's you can have those things, but do you
have your soul? Do you have your soul? Are you
living a symbolic life? Where was your fucking soul in it?
Where the hell is guess what? You only get that alone? Right?
And again, relationships beautiful pro prove insisting.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
Oh no, But you only get it alone, right, right, right,
right right?
Speaker 2 (46:03):
But I just mean that it is it is.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Well, there's a reason they say twin flame, not one
flame made of two. Wait, in terms of soulmates again,
it's like twin lame, like the two shall not become one,
twin secondary one.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yeah, what do you think about me epsom salt bath
for the leg?
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Oh? I keep meaning to say a confused because I
read something that said when I was researching the cold plunge. Yeah,
it was something confusing about bath salts and EPs and
salts that was like it's not healthy to do it
with hot water or something, or not healthy to do
it with cold water. I was like, oh no, I
don't know, just saying, do your googling.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
I'm not biting. I need I need to get in
the hot water. I need to get in the water.
You don't necessarily need the EPs for what you're describing.
I don't think. Isn't that the whole thing with ebsence
salts is that it's good for muscle pain.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Oh yeah, that does sound familiar, because isn't it magnesium
mm hmm, Yeah, that's how it gets in transdermal m.
We discussed my roseationha, and how I'm not allowed to. Well,
first of all, I was like, we both me and
the facials, we're like not like, I don't even mind it.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Something looks healthy, that kind.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Of thing, great, but seeing what triggers it, and saying,
don't wash with super hot water, don't steam the face. Oh,
she can steam me because she's doing extractions.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Can't steem herself.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
But at home, there's really no reason for me to
be steaming, she said.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
But when do you steam me? You mean just a
hot shower.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Well, well, yeah, like doing the whole open your pores,
like we don't actually need to open our pores at home.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
I believe that completely. But I just love hot water
so much. There's there's too many emotionals. But on the face,
here's a question. See, that's that's why my new thing
is cold sheet mask. And I say new thing me
my intention cold sheat mask and fridge. Okay, well, not
to be a bit, but we've talked about this at
the hot bath of the cold sheat mask to offset.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
So when I say my new thing, it's because I
heard it on Poog two weeks ago. Yeah, okay, okay, Well,
finally sank in and I might even lower my heat
and humidity and while doing Tracy temporarily.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Yeah, totally, Well it happened. We've been leaming and recording
poog for essentially an hour.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
So yeah, we got in and I didn't have my
bonic gym today. I almost left my God damn bionic
jym stimma here right now, open the email. Search the
word bionic. Okay, it'll drop up. There'll be a link
with a number. You click on it, you see where
it's at, and then you call.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
You're joking, I have to call.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Wait, you might be able to link through and reschedule it.
But I just thought you'd think it was sexless to
do it online.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
I mean, I don't know how to tell you this.
I searched bionic gym. That email is just I do remember.
I vaguely remember you being.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
Like I said, to search bionic something I did not bionic, Oh,
just buy honest, I would search the word tracking number.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
This cannot be listened to. Wow, talk about eaves droppers.
We've got to release them. We should release them, all right, Well,
you have a wonderful trip, and I'll see you in
New York City. And I'm absolutely really like hyper fixated
on us going to pull a bar. Yeah, so it's
(49:27):
likely not happening the night of the special Okay, not
the night of, but after to celebrate.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Yeah, I know you fixed it on it, and I'm
sure it'll happen.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
I know it's your wedding, not mine.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
No, it's it's also yours because they're going to be
there and you're going to be a huge part emotionally.
All right, talk to you later. Inquire with me about.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Olympic.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Yeah, I really don't think it's happening, but on the
off chance, Okay, Okay, I.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Don't know night because I like might want to avoid
the tasks I need. Oh my god, what am I
talking about? I've taken the shower because guess what, I'm
so excited. In twenty minutes, I have a zoom with
my new therapist, my new Youngian analysts. Oh my god.
Fuck Okay, who was in my dream last night? I
can't wait to tell her I'm so young love that
I know. I'm so fucking excited. Okay, I love you.
I'll talk to you later, all right.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
Enjoy That was poog.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
If you enjoyed poop, please subscribe, rate, and review.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
If not, we will press charges. Jan popping in here
to let you know that I've added another night to
my special taping, my live special taping in New York
City at Town Hall of Get on your Knees Now.
In addition to June ninth, I'll be doing the show
on June eighth, and I'm going to need you there
(50:43):
filling up those seats, so I'd love to see you
in the final tour dates this week, final live performances
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