September 12, 2023 • 55 mins
London, do you have your tickets for KATE? Poog is on tiktok now (@thisispoog). One slutty pair of heels, one sensible pair of heels and the erotics of the full bottle on the trip. Half a klonopin, straight to heaven. The housing is the theater. What is a calendar but a broken promise? Tracing the thoughts. It’s the same year, every year. The candle and the opportunity to be that candle. Is @chanel gonna be the first legacy prestige makeup brand to send product to poog?
Mentioned: Chanel water fresh blush, Chanel Le Rouge Duo Ultra Tenue, FlowerHead Matcha, Agent Nateur, Kaizen, OneSkin, Visp, Halo Top, & Other Stories, Ratio Bars
Edited and mixed by Allie Graham.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi, I'm Kate Berlan, I'm Jacqueline Novak. And this is poog,
an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive friends, two
untamable intellects. This is our hobby, this is our hell,
this is our naked desire for free products. This is poog.
Today's topics looselie speaking the London I wet meal a
map of the mind. So hello, huh. I was texting
(00:30):
furiously before and jacolate in a way that made complete sense,
was like, you're not here, You're not focused, and I
completely and I want you to know do not disturb
has been put on, and I am here and over
the phones turned over and do not disturb is on
and the computer so nothing. We'll come through. So today
this is a huge day for me because I'm leaving
(00:51):
tomorrow for five weeks London. Do you have your tickets yet?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
And if you, if you by the time this recording
is out, you mean it, which will be a few more days.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
By the time the show, you will have been sold
out for weeks, god willing, or else I'll be jumping
from the London eye. Yeah, although what is the eye?
Isn't that? Isn't it? Like a big ride. Yeah. I
think of it as yeah, it's a ride. It's like
my brain. I go a modern whole ride.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I go big big Ben's eye right right, totally clock.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
It's a clock. Big Ben's a clock. Big Ben's a clock.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I think no, I but I mean certainly an eye
inside the clock central. Nothing looks like dis quite like
time does.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
God beautifully put there. It fucking is fuck. I have
my big goal today. When I was texting Jacqueline in
the morning, I was like, let's record it for and
my goal is to be packed by four. It is
four and I am not packed. But here's the thing.
I have given myself permission to do two checked bags,
one on the lighter side because here's the thing interesting.
Jacqueline and we've talked about this one pair of jeans
(02:00):
to two bags. I'm still doing one pair of blue jeans.
But the thing is products, products, products. When you're gone
for five weeks, you have this much hair, you have
this much skin on your body. You need bottles. I
have products like it's it's that's what's bulking up the bags.
I decided I'm taking one sensible heel. I want it. Sorry,
(02:20):
I just literally froze. I was like, I need more heels.
I'm taking one. I'm gonna take one slightly pair of
heels for fun high, one sensible pair of heels low,
one pair of.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
One sensible high, like like, hello.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You know what I mean high heel. I'm taking one
pair of sex shoes, one pair of normal shoes.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I'll do when I I'm gonna travel feeling like I'm
gonna want something like well, what if I want a
special heel or something from there?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, outfit.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I get into the excitement of doing the shopping there,
so I go, Oh, but wouldn't it be more fun
to go.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Home for a while? You know what? What could I
go in London? No, that's really fun. But I'm to
bring the involves buying. Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Which It's hard to sider opening up a merch store
outside your show featuring my March because I have a
storage unit in London. Generally with the get in don't yeah,
like just I couldn't take it home with me.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
It's a whole thing. And you have a storage unit
in London, A.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Storage unit meaning someone is kindly keeping it in a
closet in their office.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Okay, a big difference in a storage unit. But yeah, yeah,
but go on, take me back to your packing because
I'm not done. I already decanted some of my supplements.
Oh here we go into plastic bags. So check it out.
This is my medicine bag, so you'll see I've got some.
I've got some like this is a no I can't
(03:48):
really see.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
So it's pixlateds as yellow. Oh I see what's the
yellow bag?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
This is a ship zip block. It's not the modern
one with the top zip. This is don't you remember
I know what was our we remind myself end the list.
Well we're talking about it.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I had this thing of like where I zip it
so far that the ZIPRN top flies off, and I
was like.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, close forever. I've got my moon Juice
superpower immunity supplement that I really do have, buy backets.
I've got the soft pack. There aren't that many in here.
There are maybe fifteen, but that's fine. It's like icnically
take too many supplements. I've got an extra full fend
unused in here anyway. Yeah, decanting, it's it's the products.
(04:32):
But for example, I'm taking a full some of the
bottles are just coming in full also because as we've discussed,
the erotics of the full bottle on the trip, that's
the joy of checking is not decanting into a smaller
actually having the bottle, the physical bottle, and then that's
how you take home with you on the road. Is
you have your particular shelf.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, particularly well, that's interesting. I mean when you're going
somewhere for a month, as you are.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Five weeks to be exact. Yeah, just to really bar
I think further amplify, you should be living at a.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Small The small is more about when you're in a
road trip.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Absolutely, I mean you're you're, you're in and I'm going
to be in one location.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Possibly about lightness and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I'm excited, you're already for this buckle up. I'm excited
for my flight to London because it's a red eye
or right. I'm going from Seattle, which is fascinating. But
I'm I already have my little plan where eight o'clock,
half a clown up in here, I go straight to heaven.
I already have a big plan, which is to have
a huge meal at the airport, ideally not the airport
(05:39):
dinner before, but I want to have a huge I
get my big dinner in because I don't want to
rely on dinner on the plane. I'm going to get
my big wet soft dinner in.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Wet food only. I say, we saw prevent kidney disease
insteads putting them on it. Oh, I see putting them
on wet food once they have kidney disease. Is you
always see like on stray cat lions, chronic kidney disease
later in life for cats, like you know, they're like
(06:11):
this cat needs wet food only because because of their
kidney issues. Because cats don't don't drink as much water
as they need. So who does I say, feed them
wet from the town. Because it's also a lie. It's
a lie. I heard that the kibble gets played. It's
a ball faced lie.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's a lie. Yeah, it seems like big kibbles desire
to promote themselves and keep going. Take us back? Where
were we? Oh? No, so just my big wet soft
wet food. Okay, yeah, hot meal, I don't call it
a hot meal. I'm going to get hot meal. I'm
gonna get on the plane. Now you're gonna get table sarce.
I'm a pretty excited. I know what Brandy metals. Okay,
(06:50):
I always want to slow it down.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I take me to me it's like, okay, I want
a meal, and it's like, yeah, every hot meal, hot hair,
you know what, you know what I hate? And something
is like faking like it's a restaurant like or faking
like it has a real menu, and then you discover
they're kind of pulling it off with one panini.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Press do you know? Do you know what I mean?
Not exactly work rightfast.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Somewhere and it's like egg and then like you realize,
like it's a hard boiled egg sliced.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh god, yeah yeah, yeah, no, no, no, anyway, anyway, I
don't I feel like generally I'm not eating meals at
airport's ever yeah, table serve because I'm doing coach. I
want to be clear hair, I'm flying coach. So it's
like yeah, yeah, I don't want to be kind of run.
You're not You're you're likely on your own dime. Honey,
it's fit or okay, So what I'm going to do
(07:43):
is get my big wet meal subtle into my it's
suchally weird.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
The theaters don't let you as part of runs first class.
I know it's a leap at the theater. That's not
part of a theater run. Actually the housing is the theater.
I know that pots part of the dolls.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, anyway, take me back. So then I'm gonna slip
into my seat eight o'clock take off window or ile.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I believe the asle despite yearning for sleep, I always do.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I'le. Well, here's the thing. I think, from Sale to
London not to be a cunt, but what it's going
to be a packed flight from Sales to London, Like
there's no way. I'm almost worried it's going to be
like that's not going to be in everything the flight's
going to be.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
The plane's gonna be too light that it won't have
stability in the air. It was like, there's only four
a bounce into this guy, I'm bouncing on space.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I mean, I'm just I don't want to get too excited.
But my chances, obviously for my own row higher than
ever before. And so what I'm going to do is
eight o'clock take off, subtle in, maybe read a little,
do a little writing. Doubtful, why even say it? Why
even say the lie that we know will never happen.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
It's not actually doubtriting because I've worked on a plane,
had some of the absolute best euro broken work sessions
I had won in my life. Whoa and by the way,
add there's a lot to it. And I think it
was in the book. Maybe it was in that book
A Hunter in the World of Farmers or whatever. Okay,
one hundred of farmers World. A guy booked a flight or.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
A trains it to finish this book. Okay, this is
fucking huge because I have always been like writing on
the plane, working on the plane. Not real. I had
one of the most productive sessions of writing my Showcade
on the plane.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay, so there's something about to hear
it there you are. Okay, this is why I've actually,
I'm actually I've become an anti red Eye. I'm like,
how I've always been anti read eye, one of the
most because I mean only for five hours.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Not honey, what do you mean this is like eleven
hours for.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's not enough sleep? No yours is I'm talking about
just the one?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Oh yeah, no New York to La Is five hour
red eye.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
That's laugh enough sick day trip. Okay, you're drinking, you're
drinking coffee. Excuse me, I'll take another. Yeah, okay, you're
locked in and you it's like I told you this
this once from your lock. Sorry, finish the sentence and
then i'll share that what it comes from.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I'll leave.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I'll leave the lily pad complete before I leap. Shall
you're locked into the seat. There you are, your elbows
are a little crammed, and you've got to fight for
your work. Okay, yeah, okay, and you can't go anywhere,
and the screen is irrelevant. It's like no, no, I
barely even turn on my screen on planes. It has
(10:30):
become wow, I'm not like, hey, it's the middle of
the day trying to watch a movie, or.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
As I am, I'm like, let's joy, Yeah, assholes, Okay,
I'm like.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I see it as as like detention in like a
really good way, Like it's time that you can steal back.
Even if I'm going to sleep, I insist on sleeping too,
like guided meditations or something. I'm like, oh, shall be changed?
Eight hours of sleeping to Andrew Johnson.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Some of them most I mean, I've listened to typically
my YOUNGI and podcast falling asleep, slipping in and out,
getting pieces it goes back in, it goes right to
the center of the pineal gland. I'm convinced by the way.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I did learn a lot about that gland and psychicness
and where a little radio antenna. It was all in
the Dispenser books. And I stay, I could you know
the problem is, you go, okay, so what do I need?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
What do I need to?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Alright, sit down and meditate? You know, well, I forgot
to meditate today manswer Jesus fuck. The meditation thing is
so real. The last couple of days I did it
in the morning. I was like, oh, my day's transformed.
And of course I didn't this morning waking up. I
woke up at seven forty five. I was like, do
it right now? A little after eight and.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I just was like, I want my java, And I thought,
I too, thought meditate after java, thought journal before coffee,
and a coffee appeared and I drank a journal with
the coffee.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I just I do want to say, yeah, I just
I have to have to make a note. I want
to say I'm approaching a new technique, one of the
oldest in the book or morning ask for Everything. It's
like it's like my my mind is in an emergency
state where I'm reaching for things like the following mind mapping.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
What's that? Okay? Were you right?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
The word in a circle? Draw a line from that? Okay,
I read another. I remember that in favor of linear.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Wait a minute, Jack, this is a breakthrough mind mapping
the glasses I did that. I was like in the
eighth grade and it was it was.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
And they were like, yeah, so you're like, so so
I'm taking crazy Okay, it's huge. Okay, so I'm taking
so I'm yes, so I'm starting with it's more reflective
of what's happening in the brain for me, right, instead
of trying to force what's happening into the linear. And
that's a different and worthwhile practice. Okay, it is what
(13:05):
what am I actually experiencing? Right, because it is a
bouncing you know, there's I keep bouncing back to the
center circle essentially. So I was like, you know, shed
the whole thing and just start Okay. So, like I
just wrote down in the middle of an open two
pager big journal.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I was just like five twenty two. I was like here, like.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Like just starting with like me, you know what I
mean here now Okay? And then I was like do
a line and like the first thing that I'm like
worrying about thinking about, that's kind of like again, I
get I get them all down. Those are all separate things,
and then I'm kind of working off of that. It's
loose like.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
So then you and I'm returning to the entries are
your ENTRIESPI? This is not this is not actually entries.
This is more words, single words.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
It's more a map of the mind in the way
I'm experiencing it, but tacked down on the page, versus
on the page there being a list.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Which is not what's happening in my mind.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Okay, there's a simultaneity there, I say to the concerns
and the worries.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Right, yeah, it's like you see them more.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
They're all spiraling off of So it's like I'm sitting
there and I can see that these are different channels.
And did I briefly get sent off down a path
of trying to quickly, you know, get a piano delivered
to the home.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
You're behind the piano.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I'm really excited, you know, I'm able to note it
in a different way.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
You know what it is.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Maybe it's this, Maybe it's that it isn't forcing me
to make a choice about priority or importance. It's remember
the thing you were saying about, like, no, it's not
that I half want to do this and half want
to do this. It's that I want one hundred percent
want to do like this, want to do this, Yes,
the two things. So it's like, so anyway, and I'm
(14:59):
sort of back into like like space out mode, right,
just whatever, And then I find my way and I
go all right, let's just like I feel whatever, okay,
and I'm like, all right, locas. Just sit at the
table where the journal is lying open, and I walk
over to it, and I go down and I look
at the map and I can see there's like a line.
I could see the last thing I wrote, and it
was something that sent me off on this whole path.
(15:20):
But I could see where I where I left the page.
Essentially Okay, but wait, so you always see where you
left the page, right, But but it's like it's like
I come back and I'm looking down and I see
a circle that says, like, you know, and I see
all the circles there, give me a word.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I went off on one of them. Give me give
me an example.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
So it's like, you know, show on Sunday, Right, Okay,
write new act okay, yeah, Okay, I'm like and then
I try to break it down to steps. I'm like,
sixty minutes okay, okay, like like sixty minutes of act yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Then another one. You know what is it? I'm just
sureing I think we will be down there. Other note yeah, whatever,
they're all most of them are projects. Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Then it'll be like travel like this weekend, like schedule okay,
and then like I did write in there, like plane,
you know, ticket, hotel, whatever. Got a few things on
a calendar, It's like, but then I space out and
when I come back, I'm looking at the whole map again.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I'm not it's not a calendar, right.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Some people like a calendar is different than a journal entry, obviously, right.
You're seeing life but only through the prism of time
and scheduling. And it really doesn't do much for me,
because what is a calendar would have broken promise, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
It's just a sea of broken calendars for me. Essential.
But I end up doing that to do list each
day and then you I transferred over it's like just
have those Yeah. I do a lot of calendar stuff.
Look at you, Celsius. Four thirty. Today, I made my
macha and I had this kind of solemn almost. I
was like, I'm going to be gone for over a month,
like this is my last time making my home macha.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Richeell, you're so funny with that stuff, Like what it
just so you like, I mean, you know, you know.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I just realize I could literally take my visp.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Well that's what I was gonna say, Fuck bitch, I
mean that actually wasn't what I was gonna say. I
was doing a deep character analysis, okay, but yeah, you
can take your BISP.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I think is visp Oh, it is VISP.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah, I thought I was like pushing for BISP bottle
that wisps.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
The reason why I was missing of not taking my
visp is. I was like, is this going to be
something you can't clean in the room? Sorry? No, no,
like I'm saying in an apartment. But it's just like,
am I going to it's gonna be the thing? I
use it twice? You know, And it's not. I'm all
trying to say like oh it's so heavy, but it's
a bit of a cumbersome item, Like is it the
kind of thing or do I just fucking take it?
(17:46):
So I buying Macha walk me through this? Am I
buying macha one tin in London? Sure?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I mean right, yeah, that's the issue. Don't want to
add the tin to the luggage.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I don't want the issue. These are the kind of
this is, these are things that paralyzed me. I'm like,
hang on, so I have like a half by the way,
I'm really enjoying and I'm sure they'll send you something.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
You know.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I ran into her on the street, one of these
wonderful people who has pass called called flower Head delicious Macha,
like truly delicious. Now I'm like on the street.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
It's funny that when I run into the people in
the street, I immediately quote your address that you can't
quote mine.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I do. I take half the tin, half an unopened tint. See,
this is where I started to spiral. And I just
start to because you think it's gonna spill in the bag.
I don't know is it even that?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I think it's just no, yeah, right, And I'm not
coming at this like like the normal who's like, you know,
what are you concerned about? Let's actually get into it.
Let's let's find it let's fine.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
All right, let's get into it paralyzing the question of
machia or not.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Right, do I take my vists? Do I take my macha?
Lord knows, I'm taking the armor. Certainly I can have
my because like what I'm doing here right as I'm
frothing up the macha with the with the cashew milk,
with the arm ra, with the marine collagen, I'm not
taking that, you know, Okay, So I guess with the VISP,
I could be doing an afternoon VISP stirred up macha.
(19:15):
Save four thousand dollars your base. Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
First of all, staying in an apartment, you could secure sorry
cor gummed milk, yeah you could, or you can make
your own gunder milk.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I'm not gonna make my own. That's rough. Right, They're
gonna have a So you get some milk, yeah, you
bring with you or you don't.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Honestly, how cheap are you go pick up the macha macha?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Totally? Yeah? No, you know what it is. It's my
addiction to the flower head macha and it's my desire.
And what does it come in a tin? Okay? How big?
Not big honey, right, Sarah. By the way, you only
need to saramone grad. Do I really want that sitting
in my fridge oxidizing for a month? See what I'm saying.
Here we go, So bring it, okay, bringing it the VISP?
(20:01):
Oh my god, by the way, I'm bringing the VISP.
It's final. Yeah, it's just made the decision if you
want to do what I do?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, which is do you want to keep discussing why
it's a great choice so that you don't forget.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
You don't wake in the night and forget and can't remember.
How you go? I bring in the vest because A
I have a show every night, and a little afternoon
pick me up is essential. Don't always want coffee. I
can mix it up. I can bring my VISP to
a theater if I needed to clean it, have it
at the apartment, right. I can have a little fun.
I can have my I can have my VISP and
(20:37):
drink it too, I can. I can make my my potions. Great,
we're done. You're already bringing a series of potions. Well,
the armor I go straight in the mouth, as we know,
so it's not even like I know, but you don't
need to No, I know I could mix it in
Dharma could go in the thing easily mixes right in. Yeah,
I'm not taking collegeen.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
No, No, that's because you don't want to take the big.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah, I'm not taking that big bag. I'm just like,
what's the marine collagen? That's something I paid for out
of pocket. It's the agent. It's not a tub, it's
a it's a big bag agent. Okay, yeah, four. But
had in my head they were a they were skin CAREMERA.
They are, but they have a Will Cole, doctor will Pole,
friend of the pod, fan of the pod, brilliant, holistic doctor.
(21:22):
Really yeah, he's like Gwyneth's doctor. Huge. Anyway, I bought,
I purchased at Arawan his collaboration with agent of a
marine collagen that I've been putting in the in the machas.
But I'm not taking that to London. That's a step
too far from me. Why don't don't start with me,
(21:43):
because I just want to investigate. I want to investigate. God,
you're good, bitch, because here's the thing, here's the thing
I know myself. I took Banza to Edinburgh. Do you
realize this? I decanted bands get it, took you with
me to Scotland, by the way, ended up eating pretty
much bonza, by the way, garbonzo garbanzobean garbonzo bean. Yeah,
(22:05):
I mean I think is bonza that reason? Oh my god?
And we have the Luppini bean pasta. I haven't tried
it yet.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Oh yeah, the kaisen right, m Luppini bean. I saw
you were eating those lupini snacking lupinies, which yeah, four
years ago, four years ago, I thought they were going
to rule my life and I got tired of it quick.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
It's like either lupini either your life is lupini pasta.
It's just too much to be eating the bean as
a snack and then the same.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Being the bean as a snack. I enjoyed maybe twice,
but will I repurchase. I would be careful with it though.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Oh you may find some I mean probably like normal. Yeah,
it's like normal quality quantities probably, but like you know,
if you go hard, you may you may experience some
comfort the next day.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Okay, okay, yeah, some blue What are you putting on
your neck there, little girl? Oh, I'm I'm the snail
hydrogel from kosar X. Again.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
I'm sort of sort of like resting it on my neck,
sort of wiping it on my neck like in a repeated.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I'm gonna do I'm going to do a one skin trial.
I'm taking my my I'm taking one skin to London.
So I'm gonna do a month.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
When you choose the skincare to take that trip, honey,
that is fucking fun.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
It's scary, Okay, So you mean it's scary because you're
committing so fun though it's pure really.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Not remembering that what I just thinking, what the move it? No,
I get very excited about the packing stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I can't help it. But like when I had that
blended on the road just by like.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Problems, Yeah, like unfolding, there's like joy of kind of
like knowing I had prepared this little thing that was
mine and was back in my room and now I'm
going to do the thing. It felt like I was
like really winning, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
So it did work.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
So I'm just thinking, yeah, I'm like and the satisfaction
of getting it all, all your little packets, okay, putting
them in okay, visping it up.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
You know, I just realized I should have made the
macha in the visp today to do a trial VISP.
I could do a chocolate Colligen milk treat later in
the VISP.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
What did I do in the VISP? I did something
in the VISP because the vital protein chocolate collagn powder
is not a joke. It is not a joke, very delicious.
I was thinking of making popsicles out of it because
it's really got a fudgy pop kind of thing going on. Yeah,
and so you know what I mean, Like it tastes
very fudge pops. So like I was thinking, you know,
(24:50):
I really appreciated. I gotta say, halo top ice cream.
Two pops is a serving and they're separate. They're not
the two pops I've never had those.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
They're ta I see.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
But my point is that they expect you to eat
too to pop yay, I don't act like one pop
And I appreciated that.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah, of course. I mean tonight's my final dinner in
Los Angeles for a while. Here I am. We all
know what I'm gonna do when I walk down to
Arawe and get a combo plate. What's going to be
the final combo? Is it interesting? No attempt to have
dinner with me tonight? Are you absoutely joking. I'm going
to be packing. My house was in disarray. Don't don't
empty your aqua. True. All I would love to do
(25:29):
would be to get a fucking steak with you. But no,
I have to It's completely out of the question. Don't
even temp me. It's five o'clock. It is, it's almost
five o'clock. What about this? What about this? You over here?
This well? You gotta eat, don't don't, jack, I don't
don't know. Don't because it'll break my heart. You gotta eat.
You have too martinis? I know. Stop. When I'm back,
I want to see Laura. I want to hear more
of a packing well. By the way, this is one
(25:51):
thing that set me into chaos, was like I have
my little bag. It's my backstage makeup bag, right, and
like that lives backstage, that doesn't move.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yes, so then it becomes as crossed. Sometimes I at night,
I'm like, what is my makeup like? Scared and sad?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Here? I know No, I think it's happy because it
knows that it's safe. And I'm like, is a mice
running in it? There's no mice trampling across the Armana,
The Armani Lumina's skin.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
No, yeah, they're mice, like putting his feet in and
going mm, I like this Texterus rubbies little feed in.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
What I struggle with is a separate brush issue. Like
I already was like, okay, so I'll have the blush here.
So I need two blushes, so I'm saying, like one
for apartment, one for showbag, and then I get into
the brush chaos from like eye shadow brush the doubles,
the doubles. So I'm like, okay, so I'm I'm forfeiting
eye shadow in the day to have my eye shadow,
(26:40):
I need doubles of everything, which is what my life
is gradually becoming, which I kind of appreciate. I like
to wear the same thing constantly, so I'm like, oh,
it's more and more of the thing of just two
of each doubles doubles forever.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Well here here, because here's the thing is like, I mean,
I know we talked about this last time, but like
to have the untouchable showbag or the untouchable travel bag.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Okay. The problem is as people who.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Constantly are integrating new products, okay, getting exciting about the
next best thing, it's sort of like I always want
to bring my latest thing into the mix.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah, that's why the question becomes what can you count
on what?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
I literally just realize I think I have an extra
Alia blush and just like that her life was perfect, Right,
I have a crazy to do list right now. I
might as well say, like, let's talk about it. It's
like everything that I have to do is in your
(27:39):
your ass. Yeah. Like, it's just like it's broken down
to that everything. It's like journal, okay, got that, adapters
did it? Nothing like the nothing like the list being
checked off. I'm doing pretty good actually looking at this list.
So you really listed up every day, not necessarily every day,
but I do level list. It's deeply Yeah, I'm a
big list taker.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I don't know if I've successfully yet communicated the possibilities
I'm feeling through mind mapping. Oh I think I know
what it is. I think it's so excited for that
for just creating. I can see how I got there.
Uh huh yeakay, So I don't just add wake and panic.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Give me an example, though, I come to conscious and
confuse about it, like I need to hear you. I
want words. I want to hear the one.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Just start with the I know, so let me try
to do it right now right, it'd be like so
I'm like, let's just say I was gonna go like
find my way through the rest of the day.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I start with exactly where I am. Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
So it's just like okay, five pm, Like I'm like,
let's just say I get off the call poop and
I'm like, okay, anxiety no, like I'm a fuck, like
what the fuck? You know what I mean, I'm like, okay,
what's going on here? Like okay, And I don't have
to get it right in the first order. So I'm
just like here and it's like, what are my concerns? Well,
like vaguely, I know I haven't worked out yet and
I want to Okay, Okay, So I just like did
a line and it wrote Tracy. But not because it's
(28:57):
a to do list, Okay, it's just that's one of
the things on the mind that's just coming up right then,
like I'll write down like let's just say I'm trying
it now that like I'm you know, so I'm not
this isn't an example of what I do.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
I'm not for one day okay.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
So, but but let's just fly to that right, So
then I go like vague, let's just write vague feeling
of like missing deadlines, you know, like just like an
add what have I missed kind of feeling?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Okay, Like so I just think I'm not just.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Circle that like question, like you know what I mean,
just like right, that's kind of where we've been going.
All right, how do I like break that down? I
guess it's like, all right, my line off of that,
I'm like, yeah, I'm thinking, I'm like, I don't know,
it would be like I guess like check calendar. So
that one turns into like to do it's false. It's
(29:46):
not working, okay, but let me let me just keep trying.
I go show okay, Show Sunday travel Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
And and the point is like, as you'll.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
See, I'm creating the same map as I created earlier
in the day, Okay, right now, just starting from blankness, okay.
And this is what would happen if I were to
sit down and start with a fresh page.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
So what it's revealing is that I go through the
same cycles forties, which, by the way, yeah, and that's what.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
All journaling is. That's the whole idea of keeping the
journal right, is that you look back and you go,
oh my god, I'm it's the same year every year
in ways, same issues.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
And it's the same one minute, you know, ninety times
a day like with the add So instead I'm like,
I'm recreating it right now, Like I feel this blank,
like like unsettled feeling.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Eh okay, And it's.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Like, you know, I mean, this is the whole like
the principle of like, you know, getting things done is
like emptying the brain. Okay, you can't hold it all
in your brain. You need to trust your system, your container,
you know what I mean, you get it all down whatever.
But it's like so right now, I'm me just trying
to do it fresh. I'm like essentially reproducing. I go
through these things over and over again, and I go
(30:58):
through the whole journey. So it would be like right
now I would feel unsettled. I'd sit down at the
table and I'd go to the existing mind map from
earlier today and go, oh yeah, no, yep, yep, these
are the things. Oh wait, I'm worried about this. Oh
look it's already on there. It's sort of like mm hmmmm,
but it's not imposing a structure from the start. It's nonstructured.
(31:19):
All it does is represent the connections that I'm firing
over and over again, and some of them I don't
have to refire.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
It's like got it.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Yeah, I mean it's interesting because it's like the term
is mind map because I was like, and know, I'm
like slowly getting rounded defining it.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
It's like a map your mind. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
And it's where the simple thing that I discounted as
like a fool's name for something is actually like what
is a map? It's josy why things are red the.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Way I couldn't remember so I've been I didn't want
to say it out loud because it's so upsetting to me.
But I'm having pain. I'm having puriformist pain my old injury.
I went too crazy. I was dancing. No, no, dancing,
won't do it. Oh yeah, that was my tablet injury.
Performers was was heightened pain through some deadlifting. I don't
want to get into it because I woke up at
(32:13):
three am so mad at myself. I could cry. But
the point is I was looking up. I was like,
what's this called? I was like, I want to look
at the pariformists is a photo of is a photo?
I know? Is the photo of your body called a map?
What's that called?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Oh, anatomical illustration?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I just call it a map. Isn't it just a
body map? Sure? I was like, cause I Google. This
is a three fifteen in the morning. What's Google muscles?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Is a map a two dimensional representation of something? It's
one question in which case that's why I'm saying that
anatomical illustrations are not a map.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
I don't know. I could google.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I could look up the word map right now, and
I won't lie. I'm tempted taking it for granted. My
whole life context clues this whole time. Oh god, try
to look at the word map gues for Google phones here.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Good luck, good sucking luck. Symbolic depiction, Oh my god. Interesting.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
I actually I nailed it ear later when I realized
this is interesting reflecting the relationship symbolic between symbolic depiction,
emphasizing relationships between elements of some space.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Okay, so symbolic, that is what the mind map is.
A symbolic depiction. Aren't all depictions symbolic?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Well that's the first, the first depiction, certainly, right.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Well, the crisis of the crisis of photography. Of course,
does photography capture with truly there? No, I mean no,
of course not.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Do your eyes, by the way, by the way, let's
take it further, Do your eyes capture what's truly there? No?
Well no, not even close with the eyes. If you
(34:27):
could go back in time, but there's nothing I'm starting
to say. If you could go back in time. Well, actually,
here it is. If you could go back in time,
would you where would you go? I'm sorry to be clear,
I'm so stupid. I'm gonna cry. I'm not talking about
like being on the front lines of whatever. I mean,
your own world.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Oh well, I mean I didn't think you're asking about
killing Hitler or whatever.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Like Christmas morning in nineteen ninety two. It's your own life.
You can only go back into your own way.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Hold on, hold on, so let's let's let's I think
what you're asking is if you could go be inside
of him memory, not on the timeline, that would affect anything. Now,
you could kill a butterfly back there, it's not affecting
anything now, it's not actually like the time traveler.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
In fact, we encourage you to kill butterflies. I'll never
forget I have. That was a spiritual moment I had
being a very young child and a teacher saying something about, yeah,
well a butterfly flapping its wings here affects weather in China,
and it completely changed my life. That that's that's Is
that true? Yes?
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I mean in the sense no, no, But it was
like it was like, but in the China, you know,
it's like, yeah, it's weird, like being a child that
was like born in the late eighties where it's like China,
it's like just like totally a hole in China, like
digging a hole of China.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
It's like China. Digging a hole of China was really wait,
look on my arm right now? Am I fucking ripped? Yes?
Is it too much?
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Well?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Do you need I mean, do you need to have
you bulked down? Look?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Look, well you were talking me or minutes ago about
dead lift. Maybe you want to get into it, Maybe
you want to get into Tracy Anderson studio where the
muscle design is deeply nuanced.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Book it's kind of crazy, right, Yeah, you're ripped, fucked,
I'm bulking, I'm not, but you see this, there's something Okay,
long what it's about? Okay, there's something long and lean.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
I'm working on slow and you can bulk quick.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Okay, Okay, wow, I just got it's so hot in
my house, but to rise and turn on the AC
feels unimaginable. So wait, what will my protein be tonight?
At arawon a wild sami?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Okay, Okay, I knew there was something juicy.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Okay, you go back.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
So this is this is really much more like going
back into a memory. Yeah, however, once you're there, like
as if in a however, once you're the it is
a it is a self contained, discrete memory container in
which anything you do inside of it is cut off
and doesn't affect anything. Correct, So it's not really it's
not about killing Hill memory travel, right.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yeah, if you killed Hitler, you won't have comedy. Stupidest
thing to say and doesn't make sense. It's like one
of those things is like it almost sounds like well something.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
I mean, I think it immediately works, but wait, what
I I feel like I.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Just let take on the killing Hill. Remember what it was?
I can't remember what it was? A fresh take on Hitler?
Would you say? Fresh take on Hitler is a hilarious idea.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
There's a fresh take on the killing, the killing Hitler question.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
You kill it, just bat him around a little bit.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Imagine I go in history, imagine that like mistakeling. I'm
sure someone said it too. Like I wouldn't kill Hillar,
I'd love.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Him, Oh Jesus, imagine literally, and I'd give him a
big hug, and I'd say hurt pay.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
That is where we are culturally. Hitler hurt people, hurt people.
You know. It's like, although I will say hurt people,
hurt people unless they don't.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
It's actually quite profound, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
I have sat with that and gone, holy shit, you've
sat with hurt people, hurt people. Well, we're all we're
all hurt.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Oh yeah, Hitler needed a hug.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
That's like where we are culturally fucked.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Wait but wait, the memory, the memory thing, right, I'm
just trying to think.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Oh, I don't even have an answer. It's like it's
a kind of asinine thing that I suggested, like, oh,
when would you go back in your life? And you know,
I think it's more just it's the fantasy. The fantasy
of this is like the central one of the central fantasies, right,
is like we're constantly trying to sift through the memories
and try to understand what happened to us. And so
(39:14):
it's like the idea, it's a fallacy, the idea that
if you went back and you observed it, you would
somehow know why you're so fucked up whatever, like, well,
here's here's the real one. Here's the real By the way,
you're alive right now, you're still not able to engage
with it. Well, so here we go.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Okay, huge corner of the healing market, right right, Well,
Carolyn Mace, I mean sorry, but but her talking about
like the healing journey people can't tie their shoes hurt
she's talking about yes, yes, that's one of her things,
but also like the who done it? Oh right, right,
right right, Well for our listener, am I spending all
(39:49):
this time?
Speaker 1 (39:50):
And then who done it? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:52):
And at some point you have to stop being witnessed
mm hmmm, at some point like can't stay in. She
tells a story about like a niece or something like
that where she's like, you know you shoulder, shoulder, shoulder,
and then okay, what are we doing next? Like cry
on the shoulder, pata okay, and then moving to the
moving to the next stage, right One of my favorites
(40:15):
that she says is, you know, like in her workshops,
like when you listen to the audio and she's like,
you know, someone is in a workshop right now trying
to get over having known you. You're not just here
a bunch of you know, like oh, every in this
room was wounded by by bastards, like you know that
that's why some people can't stand the heat.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Of course, her workshops. I bet now that I've been Thermage.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah you mentioned last week Dermage any.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Dermige, but you got it. No, oh you're no. I
diding get it and putting out. This is another another
episode where I'm screaming out for Thermage. There's got to
be some Thermas Thermage chechnician and the greater Los angele
Us region wants to get gonna warm up their machine,
gift a couple of Thermogs.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
The Thermage like like a car. It actually you gotta
run it. I'm actually I'm actually going in checks.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
I'm gonna text my old facialist, Lori, who's retired now
love you, miss you, and I'm gonna and I'm gonna
ask her what the hell is the deal with Thermage,
because she'll give it to me straight, and I believe
and I trust her.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Don't you think the lipstick, the sheer, peachy lipstick I'm
wearing is pretty?
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Who makes that?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
I'm wearing a Jones Road paid out of other stories
the clothing store and other stories.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Fascinating. Yeah, I'm going more and more toward on the lips.
It has to be green beauty unless it's a special occasion.
I bought out of pocket. The Chanel lipstick like one
side is a is a tube of pigment. The other
side of the tube is a gloss which is actually
a fixer and it will stay on all night. It's shocking.
(41:52):
Wait is the pigment powder? No, no, no, it's a liquid.
It's like a liquid lips, highly highly pigmented. And the
other side it looks like a gloss and it does
two wands, two wands, but it also fixes it and
it will not move all night.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
When you yeah, when you apply the second wand, does
pigment get on that wand and then slowly turn No
fixer pink now how poison?
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Most likely? I mean, that's the thing. You wear this
and it will not move. If it's shocking, I don't
know what it's even called it's just like Chanelle lipstick.
Look it up. But I am. I have to say.
I purchased this in February. I remember the WAND is
drying out a little bit. I've used it maybe four times.
Wand sorry, the pigment itself, the pigmented WAND. I'm digging
(42:39):
around in there when I first purchased it. Luxurious, silky
pigment makes you want to rub it all over your
goddamn leg. I'm seeing it, I'm seeing it. You see.
It kind of retails forty dollars. I spent that. That's shocking,
forty five dollars for a lipstick. Hey, it was a
hard time. I needed a little something.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
I'm just wondering. I'm just trying to see. I don't
want to hear about it. Two complimentary formulas. The base
glides on smoothly and dries quickly without feathering. The glossy
top coat delivers comfortable, exceptional shine and superb hydration. I
don't know how something I'm hearing two different things from them.
(43:23):
I'm hearing shine, hydration comfortable, which to me does not
sound like it's something that sets.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
So listen to this. I approach it. I talked about
this on pook. I bought this Chanell lipstick at the
Sacks Fifth Avenue counter in Beverly Hills, and the woman
was so good. She also sold me a palette, a
huge palette. She goes, you're gonna want this, and I
went sold. It had four shades, my palette, big hardware,
sexy cheek, cheek with eye, limited edition Chanel palette, big
(43:58):
size of your full hand, extended full extension of fingers.
Chanel okay, erotic. The thing I like about Chanel makeup
it offers a nice wash the eyeshadow. It's not highly
it's like a nice wash. It just is like the blush. Actually,
in fact, some might even say it's not pigmented enough,
in the sense that it's it's subtle. It's not going
to give you a streak of pink. Oh.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
I was shocked using some mabling the amount of pigment
that it deposited on the brock crazy.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
I put on my boss like, I.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Scream, yeah, yeah, okay, And I was actually excited by
it because sometimes you know, the way you got to
work the nars or whatever to get like the tiniest
bit of pigment.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Yeah, yeah, you should see the Chanel pow Fresh blush.
This will last for thirty five years. Water fresh blush.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
I'm seeing flush in a channel blush and it's water
water fresh. It's like looks like a serum.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
You see water fresh, making me thirsty? Water fresh. This
is no this is a four. This is a limited
edition channel Palette was talking about for technology, different shades. Okay, interesting, interesting, interesting, interesting,
Chanelle should send poog stuff we've never received, like a
high end makeup prestige. Chanell is going to be the
(45:11):
first real do they understand? Right?
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Because well here it is right. Either I said they
don't give a ship, they'd be wise to give a ship,
because that's for sure. Because I mean, if if there's
anything the kind of legacy brands are suffering from, right,
it's that they're not as seen on TikTok, you know
(45:34):
what I mean. They're not the breakout beauty brand from
the one amazing product on TikTok, which you know even
gets its own end cap or whatever shelf and sup
for it, like you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Like, so what is a thing like Chanelle to do? Interesting?
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Okay, if they want to get in there, and we
are on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Now, I know now we're going it's gonna be brand heavy.
The kids are watching, We're going to beg hard.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Yeah no, I well, I wonder if like brand like Chanel,
Like I want.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
You to start a makeup called a makeup brand called
a brand called Chanel and be protected under satire.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
I don't know if it will be protected under satire
if you're selling. It reminds me of a rumor I
used to enjoy spreading like that just enchanted me. This
burger company, like me telling people like fifth grade, like
I said, it was burger company. I can't remember who,
but like I'm like they got sued like because their
(46:34):
meat wasn't one hundred percent beef or something like that,
the burgers were made of cardboard or whatever, Okay, because
and it was they got away with it because the
packaging company was called one Beef No stop. Incredible, I
mean it's obviously not right.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Yeah. Yeah, it delighted me as a child. I mean,
that's exciting to know that the world contains that kind
of spaciousness you can slip in and out rob people
of millions. We have to wrap up here. Really starting
to get a little overwhelmed looking at the five o'clock clock, going,
I haven't packed. I'm leaving for five weeks tomorrow. But
that's not fair to say I haven't packed because it's
been weeks of lists. I've gone to the grove. I've
(47:12):
been compiling on that CVS earlier.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
What I just achieved something with my face again that
I think with lipstick is really wet.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Look, it's a perfect v You've got to know you're
very good at that. You've got to be kidding. That
is a perfect vee. I was like, you're gonna come Look,
you're gonna come to me with beak.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
That's why I was trying to come to you. I
felt like in front of the master. Okay, wait, I
can't really see you. But wait, holen, what you're doing?
I can't wait?
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Beak?
Speaker 2 (47:43):
No, I'm coming to you with with a seagull flapping
its wings.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Look a beak.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah, no, not a seagull's mouth, a seagull across the sky.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Oh, it's brilliant, brilliant. Yeah, look at mine, Look at mine,
Look at I want to look at this bird. Look
at the bird.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I've seen your speaking life. Wait, wait, wait, hold on,
are you rapping. What are you wrapping it around the
front teeth? No, because I can't actually quite see you.
But I've seen in the past my tree from working
with a memory.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Yeah, aren't we all?
Speaker 2 (48:24):
I lost it? Oh this is this is actually face yoga.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Mm hmm. Wait, Jacqueline, I have a question. If you
were me, help me, I'm with you. Here's my question.
I'm working how many hours realistically? My toilet trees are
essentially packed, clothes are kind of set aside. Okay, underwear, socks,
I'm gonna pull out something out of the dryer. How
many hours do you think realistically it's gonna like two
(48:51):
hours hard packing two hours. I don't even think it'll
take that long. Set the closer, set aside.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
I usually moved the stuff into the sea case like
in your minutes.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Fuck, you know, I've got my piles. I've got my piles.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
You need something guiding you, keeping you on chat like
like what you know, like a friend, dear friend, or
do you mean like television show? Yeah, well I had
my I was doing you know, podcasts.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
I was listening to a podcast about Susan Sontag and
you know, our reliance on metaphor, the illness is metaphor.
I read illness is metaphor in college, but I forgot
it almost entirely.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
I did too. It's all it's all the same ship.
This is why we relate. Yeah, yeah, okay, we're read.
Here's what I'm going to go to a get some
strangles us. I know I'm going to go to Airwan.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
It come to air one near me. When I come
to one near me, out of the question. Don't get
don't don't don't do not threaten me with a good time.
It's out of the question. Okay, I have an idea,
what FaceTime me the whole time I pack?
Speaker 2 (50:01):
But I mean sure, but but you pack with a
goal that if you get it done, you can come
and have one cocktail with me.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
It's not going to happen. I love you so much
as all I want, but I have to also get
clean my house. You know. It's a whole fucking thing.
Wa wait, waita wait. I'm addicted to the keto think bars.
Really yeah, how many a day? One?
Speaker 4 (50:21):
One?
Speaker 1 (50:21):
Three days in a row? Because I got three, but
I'm already like I need more, and I'm terrified air
One's not going to have them because I'll tell you
what you do.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
You open up instacart and you search the item, and you.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Carry instacarting fink bars. Because I'm already like, no, oh,
I'm not saying you instacart it. I'm going to a nuance.
But now you reminded me I could instacart them over right.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
But the third option I'm trying to present is use
instacart as an informational tool.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
No, I know, but again I'm going to because you
can search broadly across all the stores.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Do you understand going to instacart, you don't have to
go to air one to search. Search at the top, okay,
and it tells you which stores it's in.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Okay, Okay, are you doing it? Yeah? I'm going to
the Instacart. I don't downloaded, I use I don't think
so because I don't use instacart not to be a
fucking to use mine. Yeah, i'd have to download and
do a whole fucking thing. I can do that sign
up a nightmare. The last thing I searched, let's see
steel wool Keto, think bars, Keto, think bars. God, they're satisfying, cheap,
(51:33):
two five bars for eleven dollars.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Are you ready Gelson's Ralph's Sprouts.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
Uh huh sprouts? Where I got it?
Speaker 2 (51:43):
I went to Sprobertson's Pavilions Lessons.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Okay, Lasson's interesting.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
I'm looking for Arewon and Bristol Farms.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
Yeah, so Arawon I think has a little bit. I
think they're a little too strict about the ingredients they
let in the door.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Yeah, you know, it's an interesting thing. What's the what's
the least sort.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
Of clean thing? They've got a air one. I know,
I want to find it.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
I want to know who's riding the line, like who
like is Like some people there on are like, you know,
we're really got to get that out of the show.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
I know Amelias and they're like, but we've known.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
But Johnny's been good to the company for so long,
you know what I mean, the former relationship there. He
was one of the only options back in the day
selling blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
All right, you're gone, got things to do. Sorry I am,
I am. I'm looking out. I'm going i gotta go
down to Airwe get my dinner, get my snacks. I
might have to take a ride because now I'm addicted
to the keto think bars I might have to take
a fucking ride to liscens. What flavor. So I did
an assortment and I liked them. All I got I
grabbed off the shelves. I think I had a chocolate
moose one with a peanut butter cookido one. These are
(52:54):
just for snacks, right, Yeah, the last three days I
had one with my afternoon macha moaning. But you know,
particularly on the road, airplanes, long car rides, airplanes car rides,
having athing, they.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
Might want to try the ratio one I enjoyed.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
If they have that at air one, I'm going to
pick it up.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
It's different. It's like very seed based.
Speaker 1 (53:16):
I enjoy seeds. I'm going to go find out what
happens there. I'll take a picture of the air one
protein bars for the Instagram.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
Oh look at this. Chanelle has entered the clean beauty category.
What well, let's see today the company's launching number one
skincare and makeup collection formulated with up to ninety seven
percent of ingredients derived from natural origin.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
So it's not that all of it is.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
It's that they've because you just you know, they can't
us how products people have been buying for forty years
and want to keep them.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Course, of course forty like ninety. I'm going to talk
to you as I continue to pack tonight as my anchor.
All right, thoughts, acceptance, assistance except okay.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Great, Well, I don't know that I'll be able to
deliver a full like live FaceTime for the whole it's more.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
No, no, no, no, absolutely not. I would never even suggest
you send me a photo, a couple of photos this
one there. I love you. Okay, great, just a little
just to habit a well, by the way, that's all
friendship can offer. A candle in the dark. I'm here,
you know what I mean, just to know, just to
know you're there.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
You know what else friendship offers, what the opportunity to
be that candle?
Speaker 1 (54:29):
Exactly? Fucking yeah, So thank you. Sometimes we like the
we are text me every day when I'm gone, just
text me because we do text it every day. Also
we do text text.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
Me every day and you'll get you'll get all the
text and we do, you'll get it all. Maybe I'll
find my way to London even say it. I mean,
I don't know how, but maybe I could.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
Come pick up your merch hawk it outside the soho
you had a.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
Way to sell it. I should hire someone to hawk
outside the theater. The hags are coming after they've after
they've visited your merch stand. I don't think discount if
they buy your merch's interesting that fifty off, yeah, I
mean I think that would motivate your sellers.
Speaker 1 (55:14):
And then you're getting full price. No, I mean absolutely interesting.
We go and here we go, all right, okay, I'll
be bye, Let me bye. That was food. If you
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(55:34):
will press charges
Hi, I'm Kate Berlan, I'm Jacqueline Novak. And this is poog,
an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive friends, two
untamable intellects. This is our hobby, this is our hell,
this is our naked desire for free products. This is poog.
Today's topics looselie speaking the London I wet meal a
map of the mind. So hello, huh. I was texting
(00:30):
furiously before and jacolate in a way that made complete sense,
was like, you're not here, You're not focused, and I
completely and I want you to know do not disturb
has been put on, and I am here and over
the phones turned over and do not disturb is on
and the computer so nothing. We'll come through. So today
this is a huge day for me because I'm leaving
(00:51):
tomorrow for five weeks London. Do you have your tickets yet?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
And if you, if you by the time this recording
is out, you mean it, which will be a few more days.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
By the time the show, you will have been sold
out for weeks, god willing, or else I'll be jumping
from the London eye. Yeah, although what is the eye?
Isn't that? Isn't it? Like a big ride. Yeah. I
think of it as yeah, it's a ride. It's like
my brain. I go a modern whole ride.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I go big big Ben's eye right right, totally clock.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
It's a clock. Big Ben's a clock. Big Ben's a clock.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I think no, I but I mean certainly an eye
inside the clock central. Nothing looks like dis quite like
time does.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
God beautifully put there. It fucking is fuck. I have
my big goal today. When I was texting Jacqueline in
the morning, I was like, let's record it for and
my goal is to be packed by four. It is
four and I am not packed. But here's the thing.
I have given myself permission to do two checked bags,
one on the lighter side because here's the thing interesting.
Jacqueline and we've talked about this one pair of jeans
(02:00):
to two bags. I'm still doing one pair of blue jeans.
But the thing is products, products, products. When you're gone
for five weeks, you have this much hair, you have
this much skin on your body. You need bottles. I
have products like it's it's that's what's bulking up the bags.
I decided I'm taking one sensible heel. I want it. Sorry,
(02:20):
I just literally froze. I was like, I need more heels.
I'm taking one. I'm gonna take one slightly pair of
heels for fun high, one sensible pair of heels low,
one pair of.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
One sensible high, like like, hello.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You know what I mean high heel. I'm taking one
pair of sex shoes, one pair of normal shoes.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I'll do when I I'm gonna travel feeling like I'm
gonna want something like well, what if I want a
special heel or something from there?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, outfit.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I get into the excitement of doing the shopping there,
so I go, Oh, but wouldn't it be more fun
to go.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Home for a while? You know what? What could I
go in London? No, that's really fun. But I'm to
bring the involves buying. Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Which It's hard to sider opening up a merch store
outside your show featuring my March because I have a
storage unit in London. Generally with the get in don't yeah,
like just I couldn't take it home with me.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
It's a whole thing. And you have a storage unit
in London, A.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Storage unit meaning someone is kindly keeping it in a
closet in their office.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Okay, a big difference in a storage unit. But yeah, yeah,
but go on, take me back to your packing because
I'm not done. I already decanted some of my supplements.
Oh here we go into plastic bags. So check it out.
This is my medicine bag, so you'll see I've got some.
I've got some like this is a no I can't
(03:48):
really see.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
So it's pixlateds as yellow. Oh I see what's the
yellow bag?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
This is a ship zip block. It's not the modern
one with the top zip. This is don't you remember
I know what was our we remind myself end the list.
Well we're talking about it.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I had this thing of like where I zip it
so far that the ZIPRN top flies off, and I
was like.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, close forever. I've got my moon Juice
superpower immunity supplement that I really do have, buy backets.
I've got the soft pack. There aren't that many in here.
There are maybe fifteen, but that's fine. It's like icnically
take too many supplements. I've got an extra full fend
unused in here anyway. Yeah, decanting, it's it's the products.
(04:32):
But for example, I'm taking a full some of the
bottles are just coming in full also because as we've discussed,
the erotics of the full bottle on the trip, that's
the joy of checking is not decanting into a smaller
actually having the bottle, the physical bottle, and then that's
how you take home with you on the road. Is
you have your particular shelf.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, particularly well, that's interesting. I mean when you're going
somewhere for a month, as you are.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Five weeks to be exact. Yeah, just to really bar
I think further amplify, you should be living at a.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Small The small is more about when you're in a
road trip.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Absolutely, I mean you're you're, you're in and I'm going
to be in one location.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Possibly about lightness and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I'm excited, you're already for this buckle up. I'm excited
for my flight to London because it's a red eye
or right. I'm going from Seattle, which is fascinating. But
I'm I already have my little plan where eight o'clock,
half a clown up in here, I go straight to heaven.
I already have a big plan, which is to have
a huge meal at the airport, ideally not the airport
(05:39):
dinner before, but I want to have a huge I
get my big dinner in because I don't want to
rely on dinner on the plane. I'm going to get
my big wet soft dinner in.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Wet food only. I say, we saw prevent kidney disease
insteads putting them on it. Oh, I see putting them
on wet food once they have kidney disease. Is you
always see like on stray cat lions, chronic kidney disease
later in life for cats, like you know, they're like
(06:11):
this cat needs wet food only because because of their
kidney issues. Because cats don't don't drink as much water
as they need. So who does I say, feed them
wet from the town. Because it's also a lie. It's
a lie. I heard that the kibble gets played. It's
a ball faced lie.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's a lie. Yeah, it seems like big kibbles desire
to promote themselves and keep going. Take us back? Where
were we? Oh? No, so just my big wet soft
wet food. Okay, yeah, hot meal, I don't call it
a hot meal. I'm going to get hot meal. I'm
gonna get on the plane. Now you're gonna get table sarce.
I'm a pretty excited. I know what Brandy metals. Okay,
(06:50):
I always want to slow it down.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I take me to me it's like, okay, I want
a meal, and it's like, yeah, every hot meal, hot hair,
you know what, you know what I hate? And something
is like faking like it's a restaurant like or faking
like it has a real menu, and then you discover
they're kind of pulling it off with one panini.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Press do you know? Do you know what I mean?
Not exactly work rightfast.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Somewhere and it's like egg and then like you realize,
like it's a hard boiled egg sliced.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh god, yeah yeah, yeah, no, no, no, anyway, anyway, I
don't I feel like generally I'm not eating meals at
airport's ever yeah, table serve because I'm doing coach. I
want to be clear hair, I'm flying coach. So it's
like yeah, yeah, I don't want to be kind of run.
You're not You're you're likely on your own dime. Honey,
it's fit or okay, So what I'm going to do
(07:43):
is get my big wet meal subtle into my it's
suchally weird.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
The theaters don't let you as part of runs first class.
I know it's a leap at the theater. That's not
part of a theater run. Actually the housing is the theater.
I know that pots part of the dolls.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yeah, anyway, take me back. So then I'm gonna slip
into my seat eight o'clock take off window or ile.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I believe the asle despite yearning for sleep, I always do.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I'le. Well, here's the thing. I think, from Sale to
London not to be a cunt, but what it's going
to be a packed flight from Sales to London, Like
there's no way. I'm almost worried it's going to be
like that's not going to be in everything the flight's
going to be.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
The plane's gonna be too light that it won't have
stability in the air. It was like, there's only four
a bounce into this guy, I'm bouncing on space.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I mean, I'm just I don't want to get too excited.
But my chances, obviously for my own row higher than
ever before. And so what I'm going to do is
eight o'clock take off, subtle in, maybe read a little,
do a little writing. Doubtful, why even say it? Why
even say the lie that we know will never happen.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
It's not actually doubtriting because I've worked on a plane,
had some of the absolute best euro broken work sessions
I had won in my life. Whoa and by the way,
add there's a lot to it. And I think it
was in the book. Maybe it was in that book
A Hunter in the World of Farmers or whatever. Okay,
one hundred of farmers World. A guy booked a flight or.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
A trains it to finish this book. Okay, this is
fucking huge because I have always been like writing on
the plane, working on the plane. Not real. I had
one of the most productive sessions of writing my Showcade
on the plane.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay, so there's something about to hear
it there you are. Okay, this is why I've actually,
I'm actually I've become an anti red Eye. I'm like,
how I've always been anti read eye, one of the
most because I mean only for five hours.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Not honey, what do you mean this is like eleven
hours for.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's not enough sleep? No yours is I'm talking about
just the one?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Oh yeah, no New York to La Is five hour
red eye.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
That's laugh enough sick day trip. Okay, you're drinking, you're
drinking coffee. Excuse me, I'll take another. Yeah, okay, you're
locked in and you it's like I told you this
this once from your lock. Sorry, finish the sentence and
then i'll share that what it comes from.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I'll leave.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I'll leave the lily pad complete before I leap. Shall
you're locked into the seat. There you are, your elbows
are a little crammed, and you've got to fight for
your work. Okay, yeah, okay, and you can't go anywhere,
and the screen is irrelevant. It's like no, no, I
barely even turn on my screen on planes. It has
(10:30):
become wow, I'm not like, hey, it's the middle of
the day trying to watch a movie, or.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
As I am, I'm like, let's joy, Yeah, assholes, Okay,
I'm like.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I see it as as like detention in like a
really good way, Like it's time that you can steal back.
Even if I'm going to sleep, I insist on sleeping too,
like guided meditations or something. I'm like, oh, shall be changed?
Eight hours of sleeping to Andrew Johnson.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Some of them most I mean, I've listened to typically
my YOUNGI and podcast falling asleep, slipping in and out,
getting pieces it goes back in, it goes right to
the center of the pineal gland. I'm convinced by the way.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I did learn a lot about that gland and psychicness
and where a little radio antenna. It was all in
the Dispenser books. And I stay, I could you know
the problem is, you go, okay, so what do I need?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
What do I need to?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Alright, sit down and meditate? You know, well, I forgot
to meditate today manswer Jesus fuck. The meditation thing is
so real. The last couple of days I did it
in the morning. I was like, oh, my day's transformed.
And of course I didn't this morning waking up. I
woke up at seven forty five. I was like, do
it right now? A little after eight and.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I just was like, I want my java, And I thought,
I too, thought meditate after java, thought journal before coffee,
and a coffee appeared and I drank a journal with
the coffee.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I just I do want to say, yeah, I just
I have to have to make a note. I want
to say I'm approaching a new technique, one of the
oldest in the book or morning ask for Everything. It's
like it's like my my mind is in an emergency
state where I'm reaching for things like the following mind mapping.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
What's that? Okay? Were you right?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
The word in a circle? Draw a line from that? Okay,
I read another. I remember that in favor of linear.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Wait a minute, Jack, this is a breakthrough mind mapping
the glasses I did that. I was like in the
eighth grade and it was it was.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
And they were like, yeah, so you're like, so so
I'm taking crazy Okay, it's huge. Okay, so I'm taking
so I'm yes, so I'm starting with it's more reflective
of what's happening in the brain for me, right, instead
of trying to force what's happening into the linear. And
that's a different and worthwhile practice. Okay, it is what
(13:05):
what am I actually experiencing? Right, because it is a
bouncing you know, there's I keep bouncing back to the
center circle essentially. So I was like, you know, shed
the whole thing and just start Okay. So, like I
just wrote down in the middle of an open two
pager big journal.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I was just like five twenty two. I was like here, like.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Like just starting with like me, you know what I
mean here now Okay? And then I was like do
a line and like the first thing that I'm like
worrying about thinking about, that's kind of like again, I
get I get them all down. Those are all separate things,
and then I'm kind of working off of that. It's
loose like.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
So then you and I'm returning to the entries are
your ENTRIESPI? This is not this is not actually entries.
This is more words, single words.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
It's more a map of the mind in the way
I'm experiencing it, but tacked down on the page, versus
on the page there being a list.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Which is not what's happening in my mind.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Okay, there's a simultaneity there, I say to the concerns
and the worries.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Right, yeah, it's like you see them more.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
They're all spiraling off of So it's like I'm sitting
there and I can see that these are different channels.
And did I briefly get sent off down a path
of trying to quickly, you know, get a piano delivered
to the home.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
You're behind the piano.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I'm really excited, you know, I'm able to note it
in a different way.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
You know what it is.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Maybe it's this, Maybe it's that it isn't forcing me
to make a choice about priority or importance. It's remember
the thing you were saying about, like, no, it's not
that I half want to do this and half want
to do this. It's that I want one hundred percent
want to do like this, want to do this, Yes,
the two things. So it's like, so anyway, and I'm
(14:59):
sort of back into like like space out mode, right,
just whatever, And then I find my way and I
go all right, let's just like I feel whatever, okay,
and I'm like, all right, locas. Just sit at the
table where the journal is lying open, and I walk
over to it, and I go down and I look
at the map and I can see there's like a line.
I could see the last thing I wrote, and it
was something that sent me off on this whole path.
(15:20):
But I could see where I where I left the page.
Essentially Okay, but wait, so you always see where you
left the page, right, But but it's like it's like
I come back and I'm looking down and I see
a circle that says, like, you know, and I see
all the circles there, give me a word.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I went off on one of them. Give me give
me an example.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
So it's like, you know, show on Sunday, Right, Okay,
write new act okay, yeah, Okay, I'm like and then
I try to break it down to steps. I'm like,
sixty minutes okay, okay, like like sixty minutes of act yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Then another one. You know what is it? I'm just
sureing I think we will be down there. Other note yeah, whatever,
they're all most of them are projects. Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Then it'll be like travel like this weekend, like schedule okay,
and then like I did write in there, like plane,
you know, ticket, hotel, whatever. Got a few things on
a calendar, It's like, but then I space out and
when I come back, I'm looking at the whole map again.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I'm not it's not a calendar, right.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Some people like a calendar is different than a journal entry, obviously, right.
You're seeing life but only through the prism of time
and scheduling. And it really doesn't do much for me,
because what is a calendar would have broken promise, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
It's just a sea of broken calendars for me. Essential.
But I end up doing that to do list each
day and then you I transferred over it's like just
have those Yeah. I do a lot of calendar stuff.
Look at you, Celsius. Four thirty. Today, I made my
macha and I had this kind of solemn almost. I
was like, I'm going to be gone for over a month,
like this is my last time making my home macha.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Richeell, you're so funny with that stuff, Like what it
just so you like, I mean, you know, you know.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I just realize I could literally take my visp.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Well that's what I was gonna say, Fuck bitch, I
mean that actually wasn't what I was gonna say. I
was doing a deep character analysis, okay, but yeah, you
can take your BISP.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I think is visp Oh, it is VISP.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah, I thought I was like pushing for BISP bottle
that wisps.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
The reason why I was missing of not taking my
visp is. I was like, is this going to be
something you can't clean in the room? Sorry? No, no,
like I'm saying in an apartment. But it's just like,
am I going to it's gonna be the thing? I
use it twice? You know, And it's not. I'm all
trying to say like oh it's so heavy, but it's
a bit of a cumbersome item, Like is it the
kind of thing or do I just fucking take it?
(17:46):
So I buying Macha walk me through this? Am I
buying macha one tin in London? Sure?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I mean right, yeah, that's the issue. Don't want to
add the tin to the luggage.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I don't want the issue. These are the kind of
this is, these are things that paralyzed me. I'm like,
hang on, so I have like a half by the way,
I'm really enjoying and I'm sure they'll send you something.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
You know.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I ran into her on the street, one of these
wonderful people who has pass called called flower Head delicious Macha,
like truly delicious. Now I'm like on the street.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
It's funny that when I run into the people in
the street, I immediately quote your address that you can't
quote mine.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I do. I take half the tin, half an unopened tint. See,
this is where I started to spiral. And I just
start to because you think it's gonna spill in the bag.
I don't know is it even that?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I think it's just no, yeah, right, And I'm not
coming at this like like the normal who's like, you know,
what are you concerned about? Let's actually get into it.
Let's let's find it let's fine.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
All right, let's get into it paralyzing the question of
machia or not.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Right, do I take my vists? Do I take my macha?
Lord knows, I'm taking the armor. Certainly I can have
my because like what I'm doing here right as I'm
frothing up the macha with the with the cashew milk,
with the arm ra, with the marine collagen, I'm not
taking that, you know, Okay, So I guess with the VISP,
I could be doing an afternoon VISP stirred up macha.
(19:15):
Save four thousand dollars your base. Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
First of all, staying in an apartment, you could secure sorry
cor gummed milk, yeah you could, or you can make
your own gunder milk.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I'm not gonna make my own. That's rough. Right, They're
gonna have a So you get some milk, yeah, you
bring with you or you don't.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Honestly, how cheap are you go pick up the macha macha?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Totally? Yeah? No, you know what it is. It's my
addiction to the flower head macha and it's my desire.
And what does it come in a tin? Okay? How big?
Not big honey, right, Sarah. By the way, you only
need to saramone grad. Do I really want that sitting
in my fridge oxidizing for a month? See what I'm saying.
Here we go, So bring it, okay, bringing it the VISP?
(20:01):
Oh my god, by the way, I'm bringing the VISP.
It's final. Yeah, it's just made the decision if you
want to do what I do?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, which is do you want to keep discussing why
it's a great choice so that you don't forget.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
You don't wake in the night and forget and can't remember.
How you go? I bring in the vest because A
I have a show every night, and a little afternoon
pick me up is essential. Don't always want coffee. I
can mix it up. I can bring my VISP to
a theater if I needed to clean it, have it
at the apartment, right. I can have a little fun.
I can have my I can have my VISP and
(20:37):
drink it too, I can. I can make my my potions. Great,
we're done. You're already bringing a series of potions. Well,
the armor I go straight in the mouth, as we know,
so it's not even like I know, but you don't
need to No, I know I could mix it in
Dharma could go in the thing easily mixes right in. Yeah,
I'm not taking collegeen.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
No, No, that's because you don't want to take the big.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah, I'm not taking that big bag. I'm just like,
what's the marine collagen? That's something I paid for out
of pocket. It's the agent. It's not a tub, it's
a it's a big bag agent. Okay, yeah, four. But
had in my head they were a they were skin CAREMERA.
They are, but they have a Will Cole, doctor will Pole,
friend of the pod, fan of the pod, brilliant, holistic doctor.
(21:22):
Really yeah, he's like Gwyneth's doctor. Huge. Anyway, I bought,
I purchased at Arawan his collaboration with agent of a
marine collagen that I've been putting in the in the machas.
But I'm not taking that to London. That's a step
too far from me. Why don't don't start with me,
(21:43):
because I just want to investigate. I want to investigate. God,
you're good, bitch, because here's the thing, here's the thing
I know myself. I took Banza to Edinburgh. Do you
realize this? I decanted bands get it, took you with
me to Scotland, by the way, ended up eating pretty
much bonza, by the way, garbonzo garbanzobean garbonzo bean. Yeah,
(22:05):
I mean I think is bonza that reason? Oh my god?
And we have the Luppini bean pasta. I haven't tried
it yet.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Oh yeah, the kaisen right, m Luppini bean. I saw
you were eating those lupini snacking lupinies, which yeah, four
years ago, four years ago, I thought they were going
to rule my life and I got tired of it quick.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
It's like either lupini either your life is lupini pasta.
It's just too much to be eating the bean as
a snack and then the same.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Being the bean as a snack. I enjoyed maybe twice,
but will I repurchase. I would be careful with it though.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Oh you may find some I mean probably like normal. Yeah,
it's like normal quality quantities probably, but like you know,
if you go hard, you may you may experience some
comfort the next day.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Okay, okay, yeah, some blue What are you putting on
your neck there, little girl? Oh, I'm I'm the snail
hydrogel from kosar X. Again.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
I'm sort of sort of like resting it on my neck,
sort of wiping it on my neck like in a repeated.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I'm gonna do I'm going to do a one skin trial.
I'm taking my my I'm taking one skin to London.
So I'm gonna do a month.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
When you choose the skincare to take that trip, honey,
that is fucking fun.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
It's scary, Okay, So you mean it's scary because you're
committing so fun though it's pure really.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Not remembering that what I just thinking, what the move it? No,
I get very excited about the packing stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I can't help it. But like when I had that
blended on the road just by like.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Problems, Yeah, like unfolding, there's like joy of kind of
like knowing I had prepared this little thing that was
mine and was back in my room and now I'm
going to do the thing. It felt like I was
like really winning, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
So it did work.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
So I'm just thinking, yeah, I'm like and the satisfaction
of getting it all, all your little packets, okay, putting
them in okay, visping it up.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
You know, I just realized I should have made the
macha in the visp today to do a trial VISP.
I could do a chocolate Colligen milk treat later in
the VISP.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
What did I do in the VISP? I did something
in the VISP because the vital protein chocolate collagn powder
is not a joke. It is not a joke, very delicious.
I was thinking of making popsicles out of it because
it's really got a fudgy pop kind of thing going on. Yeah,
and so you know what I mean, Like it tastes
very fudge pops. So like I was thinking, you know,
(24:50):
I really appreciated. I gotta say, halo top ice cream.
Two pops is a serving and they're separate. They're not
the two pops I've never had those.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
They're ta I see.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
But my point is that they expect you to eat
too to pop yay, I don't act like one pop
And I appreciated that.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yeah, of course. I mean tonight's my final dinner in
Los Angeles for a while. Here I am. We all
know what I'm gonna do when I walk down to
Arawe and get a combo plate. What's going to be
the final combo? Is it interesting? No attempt to have
dinner with me tonight? Are you absoutely joking. I'm going
to be packing. My house was in disarray. Don't don't
empty your aqua. True. All I would love to do
(25:29):
would be to get a fucking steak with you. But no,
I have to It's completely out of the question. Don't
even temp me. It's five o'clock. It is, it's almost
five o'clock. What about this? What about this? You over here?
This well? You gotta eat, don't don't, jack, I don't
don't know. Don't because it'll break my heart. You gotta eat.
You have too martinis? I know. Stop. When I'm back,
I want to see Laura. I want to hear more
of a packing well. By the way, this is one
(25:51):
thing that set me into chaos, was like I have
my little bag. It's my backstage makeup bag, right, and
like that lives backstage, that doesn't move.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yes, so then it becomes as crossed. Sometimes I at night,
I'm like, what is my makeup like? Scared and sad?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Here? I know No, I think it's happy because it
knows that it's safe. And I'm like, is a mice
running in it? There's no mice trampling across the Armana,
The Armani Lumina's skin.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
No, yeah, they're mice, like putting his feet in and
going mm, I like this Texterus rubbies little feed in.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
What I struggle with is a separate brush issue. Like
I already was like, okay, so I'll have the blush here.
So I need two blushes, so I'm saying, like one
for apartment, one for showbag, and then I get into
the brush chaos from like eye shadow brush the doubles,
the doubles. So I'm like, okay, so I'm I'm forfeiting
eye shadow in the day to have my eye shadow,
(26:40):
I need doubles of everything, which is what my life
is gradually becoming, which I kind of appreciate. I like
to wear the same thing constantly, so I'm like, oh,
it's more and more of the thing of just two
of each doubles doubles forever.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Well here here, because here's the thing is like, I mean,
I know we talked about this last time, but like
to have the untouchable showbag or the untouchable travel bag.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Okay. The problem is as people who.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Constantly are integrating new products, okay, getting exciting about the
next best thing, it's sort of like I always want
to bring my latest thing into the mix.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah, that's why the question becomes what can you count
on what?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
I literally just realize I think I have an extra
Alia blush and just like that her life was perfect, Right,
I have a crazy to do list right now. I
might as well say, like, let's talk about it. It's
like everything that I have to do is in your
(27:39):
your ass. Yeah. Like, it's just like it's broken down
to that everything. It's like journal, okay, got that, adapters
did it? Nothing like the nothing like the list being
checked off. I'm doing pretty good actually looking at this list.
So you really listed up every day, not necessarily every day,
but I do level list. It's deeply Yeah, I'm a
big list taker.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I don't know if I've successfully yet communicated the possibilities
I'm feeling through mind mapping. Oh I think I know
what it is. I think it's so excited for that
for just creating. I can see how I got there.
Uh huh yeakay, So I don't just add wake and panic.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Give me an example, though, I come to conscious and
confuse about it, like I need to hear you. I
want words. I want to hear the one.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Just start with the I know, so let me try
to do it right now right, it'd be like so
I'm like, let's just say I was gonna go like
find my way through the rest of the day.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I start with exactly where I am. Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
So it's just like okay, five pm, Like I'm like,
let's just say I get off the call poop and
I'm like, okay, anxiety no, like I'm a fuck, like
what the fuck? You know what I mean, I'm like, okay,
what's going on here? Like okay, And I don't have
to get it right in the first order. So I'm
just like here and it's like, what are my concerns? Well,
like vaguely, I know I haven't worked out yet and
I want to Okay, Okay, So I just like did
a line and it wrote Tracy. But not because it's
(28:57):
a to do list, Okay, it's just that's one of
the things on the mind that's just coming up right then,
like I'll write down like let's just say I'm trying
it now that like I'm you know, so I'm not
this isn't an example of what I do.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
I'm not for one day okay.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
So, but but let's just fly to that right, So
then I go like vague, let's just write vague feeling
of like missing deadlines, you know, like just like an
add what have I missed kind of feeling?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Okay, Like so I just think I'm not just.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Circle that like question, like you know what I mean,
just like right, that's kind of where we've been going.
All right, how do I like break that down? I
guess it's like, all right, my line off of that,
I'm like, yeah, I'm thinking, I'm like, I don't know,
it would be like I guess like check calendar. So
that one turns into like to do it's false. It's
(29:46):
not working, okay, but let me let me just keep trying.
I go show okay, Show Sunday travel Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
And and the point is like, as you'll.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
See, I'm creating the same map as I created earlier
in the day, Okay, right now, just starting from blankness, okay.
And this is what would happen if I were to
sit down and start with a fresh page.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
So what it's revealing is that I go through the
same cycles forties, which, by the way, yeah, and that's what.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
All journaling is. That's the whole idea of keeping the
journal right, is that you look back and you go,
oh my god, I'm it's the same year every year
in ways, same issues.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
And it's the same one minute, you know, ninety times
a day like with the add So instead I'm like,
I'm recreating it right now, Like I feel this blank,
like like unsettled feeling.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Eh okay, And it's.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Like, you know, I mean, this is the whole like
the principle of like, you know, getting things done is
like emptying the brain. Okay, you can't hold it all
in your brain. You need to trust your system, your container,
you know what I mean, you get it all down whatever.
But it's like so right now, I'm me just trying
to do it fresh. I'm like essentially reproducing. I go
through these things over and over again, and I go
(30:58):
through the whole journey. So it would be like right
now I would feel unsettled. I'd sit down at the
table and I'd go to the existing mind map from
earlier today and go, oh yeah, no, yep, yep, these
are the things. Oh wait, I'm worried about this. Oh
look it's already on there. It's sort of like mm hmmmm,
but it's not imposing a structure from the start. It's nonstructured.
(31:19):
All it does is represent the connections that I'm firing
over and over again, and some of them I don't
have to refire.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
It's like got it.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Yeah, I mean it's interesting because it's like the term
is mind map because I was like, and know, I'm
like slowly getting rounded defining it.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
It's like a map your mind. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
And it's where the simple thing that I discounted as
like a fool's name for something is actually like what
is a map? It's josy why things are red the.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Way I couldn't remember so I've been I didn't want
to say it out loud because it's so upsetting to me.
But I'm having pain. I'm having puriformist pain my old injury.
I went too crazy. I was dancing. No, no, dancing,
won't do it. Oh yeah, that was my tablet injury.
Performers was was heightened pain through some deadlifting. I don't
want to get into it because I woke up at
(32:13):
three am so mad at myself. I could cry. But
the point is I was looking up. I was like,
what's this called? I was like, I want to look
at the pariformists is a photo of is a photo?
I know? Is the photo of your body called a map?
What's that called?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Oh, anatomical illustration?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I just call it a map. Isn't it just a
body map? Sure? I was like, cause I Google. This
is a three fifteen in the morning. What's Google muscles?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Is a map a two dimensional representation of something? It's
one question in which case that's why I'm saying that
anatomical illustrations are not a map.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
I don't know. I could google.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I could look up the word map right now, and
I won't lie. I'm tempted taking it for granted. My
whole life context clues this whole time. Oh god, try
to look at the word map gues for Google phones here.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Good luck, good sucking luck. Symbolic depiction, Oh my god. Interesting.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
I actually I nailed it ear later when I realized
this is interesting reflecting the relationship symbolic between symbolic depiction,
emphasizing relationships between elements of some space.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Okay, so symbolic, that is what the mind map is.
A symbolic depiction. Aren't all depictions symbolic?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Well that's the first, the first depiction, certainly, right.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Well, the crisis of the crisis of photography. Of course,
does photography capture with truly there? No, I mean no,
of course not.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Do your eyes, by the way, by the way, let's
take it further, Do your eyes capture what's truly there? No?
Well no, not even close with the eyes. If you
(34:27):
could go back in time, but there's nothing I'm starting
to say. If you could go back in time. Well, actually,
here it is. If you could go back in time,
would you where would you go? I'm sorry to be clear,
I'm so stupid. I'm gonna cry. I'm not talking about
like being on the front lines of whatever. I mean,
your own world.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Oh well, I mean I didn't think you're asking about
killing Hitler or whatever.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Like Christmas morning in nineteen ninety two. It's your own life.
You can only go back into your own way.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Hold on, hold on, so let's let's let's I think
what you're asking is if you could go be inside
of him memory, not on the timeline, that would affect anything. Now,
you could kill a butterfly back there, it's not affecting
anything now, it's not actually like the time traveler.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
In fact, we encourage you to kill butterflies. I'll never
forget I have. That was a spiritual moment I had
being a very young child and a teacher saying something about, yeah,
well a butterfly flapping its wings here affects weather in China,
and it completely changed my life. That that's that's Is
that true? Yes?
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I mean in the sense no, no, But it was
like it was like, but in the China, you know,
it's like, yeah, it's weird, like being a child that
was like born in the late eighties where it's like China,
it's like just like totally a hole in China, like
digging a hole of China.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
It's like China. Digging a hole of China was really wait,
look on my arm right now? Am I fucking ripped? Yes?
Is it too much?
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Well?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Do you need I mean, do you need to have
you bulked down? Look?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Look, well you were talking me or minutes ago about
dead lift. Maybe you want to get into it, Maybe
you want to get into Tracy Anderson studio where the
muscle design is deeply nuanced.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Book it's kind of crazy, right, Yeah, you're ripped, fucked,
I'm bulking, I'm not, but you see this, there's something Okay,
long what it's about? Okay, there's something long and lean.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
I'm working on slow and you can bulk quick.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Okay, Okay, wow, I just got it's so hot in
my house, but to rise and turn on the AC
feels unimaginable. So wait, what will my protein be tonight?
At arawon a wild sami?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Okay, Okay, I knew there was something juicy.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Okay, you go back.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
So this is this is really much more like going
back into a memory. Yeah, however, once you're there, like
as if in a however, once you're the it is
a it is a self contained, discrete memory container in
which anything you do inside of it is cut off
and doesn't affect anything. Correct, So it's not really it's
not about killing Hill memory travel, right.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yeah, if you killed Hitler, you won't have comedy. Stupidest
thing to say and doesn't make sense. It's like one
of those things is like it almost sounds like well something.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
I mean, I think it immediately works, but wait, what
I I feel like I.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Just let take on the killing Hill. Remember what it was?
I can't remember what it was? A fresh take on Hitler?
Would you say? Fresh take on Hitler is a hilarious idea.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
There's a fresh take on the killing, the killing Hitler question.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
You kill it, just bat him around a little bit.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Imagine I go in history, imagine that like mistakeling. I'm
sure someone said it too. Like I wouldn't kill Hillar,
I'd love.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Him, Oh Jesus, imagine literally, and I'd give him a
big hug, and I'd say hurt pay.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
That is where we are culturally. Hitler hurt people, hurt people.
You know. It's like, although I will say hurt people,
hurt people unless they don't.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
It's actually quite profound, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
I have sat with that and gone, holy shit, you've
sat with hurt people, hurt people. Well, we're all we're
all hurt.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Oh yeah, Hitler needed a hug.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
That's like where we are culturally fucked.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Wait but wait, the memory, the memory thing, right, I'm
just trying to think.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Oh, I don't even have an answer. It's like it's
a kind of asinine thing that I suggested, like, oh,
when would you go back in your life? And you know,
I think it's more just it's the fantasy. The fantasy
of this is like the central one of the central fantasies, right,
is like we're constantly trying to sift through the memories
and try to understand what happened to us. And so
(39:14):
it's like the idea, it's a fallacy, the idea that
if you went back and you observed it, you would
somehow know why you're so fucked up whatever, like, well,
here's here's the real one. Here's the real By the way,
you're alive right now, you're still not able to engage
with it. Well, so here we go.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Okay, huge corner of the healing market, right right, Well,
Carolyn Mace, I mean sorry, but but her talking about
like the healing journey people can't tie their shoes hurt
she's talking about yes, yes, that's one of her things,
but also like the who done it? Oh right, right,
right right, Well for our listener, am I spending all
(39:49):
this time?
Speaker 1 (39:50):
And then who done it? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:52):
And at some point you have to stop being witnessed
mm hmmm, at some point like can't stay in. She
tells a story about like a niece or something like
that where she's like, you know you shoulder, shoulder, shoulder,
and then okay, what are we doing next? Like cry
on the shoulder, pata okay, and then moving to the
moving to the next stage, right One of my favorites
(40:15):
that she says is, you know, like in her workshops,
like when you listen to the audio and she's like,
you know, someone is in a workshop right now trying
to get over having known you. You're not just here
a bunch of you know, like oh, every in this
room was wounded by by bastards, like you know that
that's why some people can't stand the heat.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Of course, her workshops. I bet now that I've been Thermage.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah you mentioned last week Dermage any.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Dermige, but you got it. No, oh you're no. I
diding get it and putting out. This is another another
episode where I'm screaming out for Thermage. There's got to
be some Thermas Thermage chechnician and the greater Los angele
Us region wants to get gonna warm up their machine,
gift a couple of Thermogs.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
The Thermage like like a car. It actually you gotta
run it. I'm actually I'm actually going in checks.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
I'm gonna text my old facialist, Lori, who's retired now
love you, miss you, and I'm gonna and I'm gonna
ask her what the hell is the deal with Thermage,
because she'll give it to me straight, and I believe
and I trust her.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Don't you think the lipstick, the sheer, peachy lipstick I'm
wearing is pretty?
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Who makes that?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
I'm wearing a Jones Road paid out of other stories
the clothing store and other stories.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Fascinating. Yeah, I'm going more and more toward on the lips.
It has to be green beauty unless it's a special occasion.
I bought out of pocket. The Chanel lipstick like one
side is a is a tube of pigment. The other
side of the tube is a gloss which is actually
a fixer and it will stay on all night. It's shocking.
(41:52):
Wait is the pigment powder? No, no, no, it's a liquid.
It's like a liquid lips, highly highly pigmented. And the
other side it looks like a gloss and it does
two wands, two wands, but it also fixes it and
it will not move all night.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
When you yeah, when you apply the second wand, does
pigment get on that wand and then slowly turn No
fixer pink now how poison?
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Most likely? I mean, that's the thing. You wear this
and it will not move. If it's shocking, I don't
know what it's even called it's just like Chanelle lipstick.
Look it up. But I am. I have to say.
I purchased this in February. I remember the WAND is
drying out a little bit. I've used it maybe four times.
Wand sorry, the pigment itself, the pigmented WAND. I'm digging
(42:39):
around in there when I first purchased it. Luxurious, silky
pigment makes you want to rub it all over your
goddamn leg. I'm seeing it, I'm seeing it. You see.
It kind of retails forty dollars. I spent that. That's shocking,
forty five dollars for a lipstick. Hey, it was a
hard time. I needed a little something.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
I'm just wondering. I'm just trying to see. I don't
want to hear about it. Two complimentary formulas. The base
glides on smoothly and dries quickly without feathering. The glossy
top coat delivers comfortable, exceptional shine and superb hydration. I
don't know how something I'm hearing two different things from them.
(43:23):
I'm hearing shine, hydration comfortable, which to me does not
sound like it's something that sets.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
So listen to this. I approach it. I talked about
this on pook. I bought this Chanell lipstick at the
Sacks Fifth Avenue counter in Beverly Hills, and the woman
was so good. She also sold me a palette, a
huge palette. She goes, you're gonna want this, and I
went sold. It had four shades, my palette, big hardware,
sexy cheek, cheek with eye, limited edition Chanel palette, big
(43:58):
size of your full hand, extended full extension of fingers.
Chanel okay, erotic. The thing I like about Chanel makeup
it offers a nice wash the eyeshadow. It's not highly
it's like a nice wash. It just is like the blush. Actually,
in fact, some might even say it's not pigmented enough,
in the sense that it's it's subtle. It's not going
to give you a streak of pink. Oh.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
I was shocked using some mabling the amount of pigment
that it deposited on the brock crazy.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
I put on my boss like, I.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Scream, yeah, yeah, okay, And I was actually excited by
it because sometimes you know, the way you got to
work the nars or whatever to get like the tiniest
bit of pigment.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Yeah, yeah, you should see the Chanel pow Fresh blush.
This will last for thirty five years. Water fresh blush.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
I'm seeing flush in a channel blush and it's water
water fresh. It's like looks like a serum.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
You see water fresh, making me thirsty? Water fresh. This
is no this is a four. This is a limited
edition channel Palette was talking about for technology, different shades. Okay, interesting, interesting, interesting, interesting,
Chanelle should send poog stuff we've never received, like a
high end makeup prestige. Chanell is going to be the
(45:11):
first real do they understand? Right?
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Because well here it is right. Either I said they
don't give a ship, they'd be wise to give a ship,
because that's for sure. Because I mean, if if there's
anything the kind of legacy brands are suffering from, right,
it's that they're not as seen on TikTok, you know
(45:34):
what I mean. They're not the breakout beauty brand from
the one amazing product on TikTok, which you know even
gets its own end cap or whatever shelf and sup
for it, like you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Like, so what is a thing like Chanelle to do? Interesting?
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Okay, if they want to get in there, and we
are on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Now, I know now we're going it's gonna be brand heavy.
The kids are watching, We're going to beg hard.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Yeah no, I well, I wonder if like brand like Chanel,
Like I want.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
You to start a makeup called a makeup brand called
a brand called Chanel and be protected under satire.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
I don't know if it will be protected under satire
if you're selling. It reminds me of a rumor I
used to enjoy spreading like that just enchanted me. This
burger company, like me telling people like fifth grade, like
I said, it was burger company. I can't remember who,
but like I'm like they got sued like because their
(46:34):
meat wasn't one hundred percent beef or something like that,
the burgers were made of cardboard or whatever, Okay, because
and it was they got away with it because the
packaging company was called one Beef No stop. Incredible, I
mean it's obviously not right.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Yeah. Yeah, it delighted me as a child. I mean,
that's exciting to know that the world contains that kind
of spaciousness you can slip in and out rob people
of millions. We have to wrap up here. Really starting
to get a little overwhelmed looking at the five o'clock clock, going,
I haven't packed. I'm leaving for five weeks tomorrow. But
that's not fair to say I haven't packed because it's
been weeks of lists. I've gone to the grove. I've
(47:12):
been compiling on that CVS earlier.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
What I just achieved something with my face again that
I think with lipstick is really wet.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Look, it's a perfect v You've got to know you're
very good at that. You've got to be kidding. That
is a perfect vee. I was like, you're gonna come Look,
you're gonna come to me with beak.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
That's why I was trying to come to you. I
felt like in front of the master. Okay, wait, I
can't really see you. But wait, holen, what you're doing?
I can't wait?
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Beak?
Speaker 2 (47:43):
No, I'm coming to you with with a seagull flapping
its wings.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Look a beak.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah, no, not a seagull's mouth, a seagull across the sky.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
Oh, it's brilliant, brilliant. Yeah, look at mine, Look at mine,
Look at I want to look at this bird. Look
at the bird.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I've seen your speaking life. Wait, wait, wait, hold on,
are you rapping. What are you wrapping it around the
front teeth? No, because I can't actually quite see you.
But I've seen in the past my tree from working
with a memory.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Yeah, aren't we all?
Speaker 2 (48:24):
I lost it? Oh this is this is actually face yoga.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Mm hmm. Wait, Jacqueline, I have a question. If you
were me, help me, I'm with you. Here's my question.
I'm working how many hours realistically? My toilet trees are
essentially packed, clothes are kind of set aside. Okay, underwear, socks,
I'm gonna pull out something out of the dryer. How
many hours do you think realistically it's gonna like two
(48:51):
hours hard packing two hours. I don't even think it'll
take that long. Set the closer, set aside.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
I usually moved the stuff into the sea case like
in your minutes.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Fuck, you know, I've got my piles. I've got my piles.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
You need something guiding you, keeping you on chat like
like what you know, like a friend, dear friend, or
do you mean like television show? Yeah, well I had
my I was doing you know, podcasts.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
I was listening to a podcast about Susan Sontag and
you know, our reliance on metaphor, the illness is metaphor.
I read illness is metaphor in college, but I forgot
it almost entirely.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
I did too. It's all it's all the same ship.
This is why we relate. Yeah, yeah, okay, we're read.
Here's what I'm going to go to a get some
strangles us. I know I'm going to go to Airwan.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
It come to air one near me. When I come
to one near me, out of the question. Don't get
don't don't don't do not threaten me with a good time.
It's out of the question. Okay, I have an idea,
what FaceTime me the whole time I pack?
Speaker 2 (50:01):
But I mean sure, but but you pack with a
goal that if you get it done, you can come
and have one cocktail with me.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
It's not going to happen. I love you so much
as all I want, but I have to also get
clean my house. You know. It's a whole fucking thing.
Wa wait, waita wait. I'm addicted to the keto think bars.
Really yeah, how many a day? One?
Speaker 4 (50:21):
One?
Speaker 1 (50:21):
Three days in a row? Because I got three, but
I'm already like I need more, and I'm terrified air
One's not going to have them because I'll tell you
what you do.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
You open up instacart and you search the item, and you.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
Carry instacarting fink bars. Because I'm already like, no, oh,
I'm not saying you instacart it. I'm going to a nuance.
But now you reminded me I could instacart them over right.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
But the third option I'm trying to present is use
instacart as an informational tool.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
No, I know, but again I'm going to because you
can search broadly across all the stores.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Do you understand going to instacart, you don't have to
go to air one to search. Search at the top, okay,
and it tells you which stores it's in.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Okay, Okay, are you doing it? Yeah? I'm going to
the Instacart. I don't downloaded, I use I don't think
so because I don't use instacart not to be a
fucking to use mine. Yeah, i'd have to download and
do a whole fucking thing. I can do that sign
up a nightmare. The last thing I searched, let's see
steel wool Keto, think bars, Keto, think bars. God, they're satisfying, cheap,
(51:33):
two five bars for eleven dollars.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Are you ready Gelson's Ralph's Sprouts.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
Uh huh sprouts? Where I got it?
Speaker 2 (51:43):
I went to Sprobertson's Pavilions Lessons.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Okay, Lasson's interesting.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
I'm looking for Arewon and Bristol Farms.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
Yeah, so Arawon I think has a little bit. I
think they're a little too strict about the ingredients they
let in the door.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Yeah, you know, it's an interesting thing. What's the what's
the least sort.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
Of clean thing? They've got a air one. I know,
I want to find it.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
I want to know who's riding the line, like who
like is Like some people there on are like, you know,
we're really got to get that out of the show.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
I know Amelias and they're like, but we've known.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
But Johnny's been good to the company for so long,
you know what I mean, the former relationship there. He
was one of the only options back in the day
selling blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
All right, you're gone, got things to do. Sorry I am,
I am. I'm looking out. I'm going i gotta go
down to Airwe get my dinner, get my snacks. I
might have to take a ride because now I'm addicted
to the keto think bars I might have to take
a fucking ride to liscens. What flavor. So I did
an assortment and I liked them. All I got I
grabbed off the shelves. I think I had a chocolate
moose one with a peanut butter cookido one. These are
(52:54):
just for snacks, right, Yeah, the last three days I
had one with my afternoon macha moaning. But you know,
particularly on the road, airplanes, long car rides, airplanes car rides,
having athing, they.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
Might want to try the ratio one I enjoyed.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
If they have that at air one, I'm going to
pick it up.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
It's different. It's like very seed based.
Speaker 1 (53:16):
I enjoy seeds. I'm going to go find out what
happens there. I'll take a picture of the air one
protein bars for the Instagram.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
Oh look at this. Chanelle has entered the clean beauty category.
What well, let's see today the company's launching number one
skincare and makeup collection formulated with up to ninety seven
percent of ingredients derived from natural origin.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
So it's not that all of it is.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
It's that they've because you just you know, they can't
us how products people have been buying for forty years
and want to keep them.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Course, of course forty like ninety. I'm going to talk
to you as I continue to pack tonight as my anchor.
All right, thoughts, acceptance, assistance except okay.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Great, Well, I don't know that I'll be able to
deliver a full like live FaceTime for the whole it's more.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
No, no, no, no, absolutely not. I would never even suggest
you send me a photo, a couple of photos this
one there. I love you. Okay, great, just a little
just to habit a well, by the way, that's all
friendship can offer. A candle in the dark. I'm here,
you know what I mean, just to know, just to
know you're there.
Speaker 2 (54:24):
You know what else friendship offers, what the opportunity to
be that candle?
Speaker 1 (54:29):
Exactly? Fucking yeah, So thank you. Sometimes we like the
we are text me every day when I'm gone, just
text me because we do text it every day. Also
we do text text.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
Me every day and you'll get you'll get all the
text and we do, you'll get it all. Maybe I'll
find my way to London even say it. I mean,
I don't know how, but maybe I could.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
Come pick up your merch hawk it outside the soho
you had a.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
Way to sell it. I should hire someone to hawk
outside the theater. The hags are coming after they've after
they've visited your merch stand. I don't think discount if
they buy your merch's interesting that fifty off, yeah, I
mean I think that would motivate your sellers.
Speaker 1 (55:14):
And then you're getting full price. No, I mean absolutely interesting.
We go and here we go, all right, okay, I'll
be bye, Let me bye. That was food. If you
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(55:34):
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