August 8, 2023 • 48 mins
Kate’s mouth is in tatters and Jacqueline is depleted, but they still find the strength to record. Garment washing protocol and items past their sell by date. Kate’s never heard a little ditty. A horse's nose. Products mentioned: Aura app, Apollo Neuro, Sakara Greens, Goop Vitamin C, Cymbiotika. Formally and sternly begging for: Armra, Timeline Nutrition, Pause WeHo after weeks of free promotion.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi, I'm Kate Berlance, I'm Jacqueline Novak, And this is poog,
an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive friends.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Two untamable intellects.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
This is our hobby, This is our hell, This is
our naked desire for free products. This is poog. Today's
topics Looselie speaking, Twinkle Twinkle, Lindsay, soldiers Jack and.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hey, it's me from last time.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
And it's me from last time. Wow, I feel we
I'm having a smoothie that is not up to par
but I made. I haven't mad a smoothie no, while, okay,
another one? Well, last week, Oh my god, that's right.
Last week is of course the search last week that
is Jesus Christ questions. Yeah. First of all, I'm experiencing
(00:52):
intense mouth flascerations from fries I had last night that
were overly fried, familiar, overly fried, unfamiliar to fried, too sharp,
coated in a very flavorful but very spicy salt. I
was starving. I ate them very quickly. Intense laceration Monday night.
And by the way, it's a podcast, you're gonna hear
(01:14):
You're gonna hear it in my voice. I feel like
I'm protecting the tongue. M there's pain thoughts. Have you
experienced this?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
But I used to run ragged and raw the corners
of my mouth from you know, large tostito.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
She always talked about that, the hostido.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
And anyway, I remember when I'm laughing about the other day,
Tara Chips took the nation by storm as an American
health food. Tarra Chip absolutely American health food and a
dinner party like elevated chip. The belief that sweet potato
you save us. I'm sorry, the super food that just
(01:50):
sweet potato.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Could save us. Meanwhile, we didn't the rag wonder.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I remember I remember eating those after school. M damn,
there good the purple.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
So okay, I actually am gonna have to go change
this this brazier because.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
We'll explain after I get back. It stinks. Okay, what
are you changing this, sports.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Brad, It's gotta go.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Okay, I'll be right back whatever you need. MM.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
So last week I was pulling bras out of my drawer,
going this stink okay, and going okay, okay, one after
the other, and going did I put these back in
after coming home and thinking they don't stink?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
And then they do.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Then I washed everything, put them back in the drawer,
open it. When you wash.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
You're doing kind of like in the in a little tub. No, no,
in the machine. Yeah, the home machine we have that's
like a mini so you can wash. You can throw
machines in a w you can throw bras in a washer.
You just can't let them dry. I've been washing my
bras by hand, like I'm a fucking nineteen years serious.
Your whole life, am I stupid? I wonder you think.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
There's no time to do anything.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I'm over here with woolight the joke. I'm in with
woolllight in my bathtub, filling up a little micro tub,
a little plastic tub, singing.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Serious.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I mean you don't work out because this is a
break we're having a live breakthrough.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Well, I mean you have to accept that first of all.
Plenty of bras, I mean, I think the only ones
that they really make, I mean, yes, like fine fabrics.
They're gonna say they're always going to watch their ship
by hand to protect it.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Because I'm being otherwise.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I think it's the underwire gets sucked up.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, see I like underwear wire.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
But if you think people aren't washing their bras in
the machine. Have you ever been talking to someone? They go,
right now, I'm washing my bra.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, I mean these aren't great rowshot in the city. Ohay,
washing thera and the sink, throwing it over top of
the shower rock to dry the bar.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, but that seemed in her entire life was about garments. Yes,
it was, you know, and your life isn't. I'll say
thank you. Okay, So these bras a go, they stink,
they go, what's good to wash them?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
So?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
No, I'm talking about going through the machine, wash whatever,
put them back in. I started to go, oh my god,
I think the drawer actually stinks. Wow, like the drawer
has something akin to And I go, yeah, it's a
vintage drawer, purchased it mark up. And I go, ew,
is this some teenagers eighties furniture bo Yeah, And I'm
(04:26):
not really sure what's going on. So I think I
washed him again. Now I can't tell what's the drawer
and what's not. So then I've taken a scented candle
or bar of soap and stuck it in the drawer
soap just to see.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Is that a thing?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Bar soap in the drawer.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
I mean it seems like.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
It would be.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
But so I did it, and now it smells like,
you know, roses.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
And mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Beal all right, I don't even bol is the right term.
I mean, it's a classic day of telligence.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
If you mix with bo it's always a struggle.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Pledge or whatever. You come over right after someone's clean.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
What's that suspicious?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Tell me tell joke about it being suspicious, like like
you come over, you know something smelly happened when when
you come over.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
And smell cleaning products.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, oh it sounds like lemons and assholes in here.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yeah yeah, the smoothie. Mm hmmm. I'm still taking it down.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Kate, being not amused by David tells joke it's an
indignity to any comic.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I was laughing.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I was laughing, I know, but it just wasn't It
wasn't matching my energy, and it's just said, hold on.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I'm literally my mouth hurts. It's it's affecting my ability
to emote.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Nonetheless, that's good.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I really did think it's fun.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Yeah, I think I've received it.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
It stays.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, that sounds familiar unfortunately.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
To me days. Oh my god, So.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Classics. What's the best thing about sucking a horse. But
you know you have a ride home.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Oh that's I love that you said that. I'm poopy
for it. I know that's good.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
So wait, what's in your smoothie?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Because I I this morning, I turned on the ice
cream machine maker. I didn't throw it out. I found
the tub, I cleaned it out, I put it in thing.
Yesterday today I was going to make a frappuccino sorts. Oh,
and it fell apart on me. It just it didn't
happen yet. Now there's ice cristals forming in it.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, all right,
But I'm not sure what my smoothie path is. And
I'm wearing an Apollo device that they sent us. By
the way, I have one for you, Apollo. Oh what
is it? Apollo neuro that I think they want to like,
you know, they want to get in bed with poog
and I'm opening. So I'm wearing that device. I've already
been gone, obviously, but that's soon. It's this little thing.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I'm not wearing it.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I just noticed it sitting in front of me, this.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Little thing, and it gives certain sound vibrations. You wear
it on your body throughout the day, and it has
different modes like focus, energy, calm, unwined, interesting.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
And during sleep. And it is supposed to.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
You know, back by research versus pure conjecture. Meanwhile, of
course I'd pay for pure conjecture any day of the week.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, and I'm over here not quite convinced.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Anyway, are you, because I'm already going.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I was thinking about this ago sitting there with Kate's
you know, a little pile of things that are sent
to both of us, one for Kate that I have to,
you know, hold for us in a house full of clutter.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Thank you for holding them.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
The items Kate's red boots my shelf for two years.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Oh that's right, the Marion parks. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
So what was he saying?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
My smoothie, I need caffeine. You're having a celsius. I
had a coffee. I need to get a macha in me.
What's in your smoothie?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Is the question?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Okay, so this smoothie it worked out, not to brag.
Came home almost saying another video of myself working out
my form on the treadmills.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Reached I almost send it daily, I'll send it, Okay,
give me accountability partners.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Well, it's definitely not daily that I'm there. But so
this smoothie and the VitaminX goes handful of maybe not
a handful of eyeballed it. Some raw almonds with the
water I made my own. I made milk. I didn't
want to waste my boxed Elmhurst in a smoothie. Oh
did that. Blast did some freaking frozen wild blueberries. I
(08:22):
did a packet of the Sakara proteins and greens protein powder.
It is expired, And I looked past.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
That interesting because yesterday I had to face a massive
expiration date reckoning. Oh no, with a lot of boys
that they've been sent shit, not even with the things
we've been sent, but the SymbioticA.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I think I told you expire.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I think it's probably okay. I've had mine in the
fridge because the expiration date thing that's like changes. What
is it that's expiring.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Like adaptogen mushrooms.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I'm just like, when we're fucking it's sort of like
probiotics and stuff, Like when we're fucking around with something
that's like all about like, well, you know when it
starts to mold.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
That's when the health benefits come in.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
It's a little like loosey goosey for me in terms
of like and so a couple of months past when
they when they say the thing, it'd be like blue cheese,
Like they're like, do not eat this blue cheese anymore.
It's passed, and you're like, yeah, It's entire existence is
based on being passed, right right, Like blue cheese.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Is scraped the mold off. I know I'll never understand.
I'll never understand as long as I live.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
So I'm a little nervous about some weird powdered mushroom
that you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
No, that makes sense, If that makes sense, I felt
bold and just thought fuck it because it's only like
three months expired. Yeah, And I was like, look at
the ingredients. I'm like, this is fine because they want
you to just keep buying, right right, So I throw
that in there. I put in some chocolate collagen.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I don't know if they want you to keep buying, like,
I don't know if the expiration is so much about
that anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I think that it's actually health it's a health conscious warning.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I think so, because if you don't get any bene
fits because it's expired. Let's just say it's potent. Let's
just say it's no longer beneficial, but it's not harmful.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Right, Why would they want you taking that?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Then you're gonna not say the product worked. God, I
was reading the Armor testimonials again to get emotion.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
The many Yeah they are by the way, I swear
too bad. I swear too Fuck it's my skin. I
see a difference. And again, I want everyone to know
they have not sent product, they have not reached out.
And I am boldly here, I'm telling you well not
breaking out.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I wish there was a way. I just want to
make sure that everyone knows that if they're order a
product and says, how did you hear about us?
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, guys, if you're not taking the time to put
in pubg write it in yeah, don't you dare click
on podcasts either, and then just generically have said a
podcast is how you heard? We need help out there.
It's time to start acting brands. It's true. I am
going to activate. Well, this is the other thing. It's
(10:57):
no longer just me and Kate. I need my partner
in there. I cannot leave him in the dust. I'm
not gonna have some major health benefit. Yeah, that I'm
going for now. I'm not talking to stuff we beg
for for free. They can start with the podcast hosts.
But I'm talking about like formal Apollo trying to get
in bed with poo. No, you want me doing it
at my house. I'm not gonna sit there getting a
health benefit and leave my partner in the dust.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I don't think that is gonna hold much water. You
gotta be honest, really, Yeah, I think it's just I
just don't think brands are gonna outfit your boo.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Really, you don't think they'll send three instead of two
pieces of fucking plastic and and a piece of software.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
It depends. Maybe it's a piece of shit.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
If I say, I'm not using it unless you outfit
my home.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah, if it's a piece of shit.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
I'm not saying this is a classic question.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I'm not saying, Kate, that I'm not gonna increase the
ask in order to reduce the chances you get something. Yeah, right,
although like I won't reduce your chances. I'm not talking
about that kind of thing. Yeah, Yeah, I'm just saying
about this. I'm just saying, you want to I want
to sweeten the deal. Send me and Kate two of
each thing each right for whatever loved one.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
We feel like giving a boost too.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I also think every supplement should also be honored and
sent to my parents same thing.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah, the parents really need the fortification. So I'm going
to get my mood up. I feel that I'm vastly reduced.
What could it be?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Perhaps my company?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
I doubt it the way, what's sucking smoothie? It's not
hitting the spot? I think I'm just hungry doing anything.
What's the point of that thing doing anything? I know
while I was in a hurry, so I was like.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Uh, what are you looking? That's the question?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
What any broth? I mean?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
The question is the smoothie? Okay? And we're continuing this week.
It began last week, we're continuing this week. Amazing, What
are we even looking for in this moothie?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
We've spent so much time talking about routine ingredients?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Why though?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Why?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Why?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Protein?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
What is is it substitution for a meal? No, it's
happening here. What is the smoothie?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Okay? This is, by the way, this is a really
good question. So smoothie to me is not a meal
and a smoothie. This is why I struggle with smoothie
and the behalmus of the smoothie, the suggestion of what
the smoothie could give us. Yeah, it continues to entice
me and force me to make them and to seek
them out. However, I know by now, if I have
a smoothie, I'm hungry an hour and.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
A half, even if it were made with the perfect things.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
An hour fifteen. I've never been satisfied by a smoothie
for more than fifteen minutes. I'm daydreaming right here.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I mean me, I don't know what you even mean
though by satisfied, Like, how do you feel satisfied after like?
Because to me, satisfaction has always been you know, stuffed,
So it's impossible to feel satisfaction from liquid. Generally speaking,
if we're talking about kill the hunger pains, sure.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I'm talking about more than killing hunger pains. I'm talking
about being full.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Full for hours.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
But you wouldn't you always have rather had lunch, for example,
or breakfast or anything that's I'm sitting here.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
I'm sitting here, and I'm going I'm going to go
get chicken after this. I'm gonna go get bacon after this.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
So to me, the only real truth benefit of a smoothie,
I think for the smoothie I'm looking into in my life,
it's not about on to go Okay, got it?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Like, oh, there's no time to.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Preparing nutrients blasted.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Nutrients meal, so I'm gonna whatever, and I you know
I can't, So I need as my smoothie to give
me everything a lunch would otherwise give me. Its not happening.
So what what is it? I think it's about executive functioning, Okay.
I think it's about cramming all the benefits of all
the bullshit that we've decided is good, Like oh that powder,
(14:48):
that powder, that powder, or this ingredient dis ingredient, disingredient
that are something that someone has said, if you do
this daily, it will change your life.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
And then it's it's.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
A out the recipe and getting that together and knowing
what's in it.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
And then in one fell swoop dump dump dump dump dump.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Right okay, and then you have a few minutes when
you're sucking that thing down knowing you're getting it's exciting,
you are taking in everything you're taking in sixteen promises
at once.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Yeah, that's for what it is for me.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Fuck, you're right.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
So let's say Armors in there you go and all
of its promises.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Well, as you know, I've been going Armors straight to
the dome right in the mouth.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yes, what else are you interested in? Let's say the lemon.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Let's say you're back on lemon drink, right, yeah, a
fully pulverized lemon. Let's just say it was one of
the things you were buying into today, right, armor, the lemon?
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Right?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
What if you go frozen blueberries for sucking the brain
whatever or you go, you know, and I'm also like whatever,
I'm into this, still trying this timeline nutrition, pomegrand pot.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
A, pomegran God, have to get on that shit. You're
you're doing that?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah, privacy.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
If you're on home and you're you're doing laps.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Around me, I'm doing laps around you while pulverizing myself
into debt.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yeah, how much was it? Again? I forgot about a month.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It might be worse. I don't know, So I have
to decide. I have to decide.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yikes, And then I.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Don't see we got lying around I can't remember. I've
got so many magnesium ferronates or whatever the fuck that
I can't remember what they're for or what not. I
need to buy into what's what and them all being
one smoothie and then be drinking that down riding into
the day. That is the dream. Yeah, yeah, to have
my benefits. The benefits must not be forgotten. The problem
(16:36):
with lemon drink is I forget what's this.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Doing for lemon drink in a while? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Anyway, tell me you so you were starting? Sorry, I
just like beating you over the head with that.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
No, I'm sorry that I'm barely speaking again due to
the lacerations from the overly fried fries.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Were they from a restaurant mm hmm or else you
will not speak its name?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Homemade fries. I'm forgetting what it's fucking called. Cute China town.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Really with a dear friend something like that, something like that.
They all are in some ways, aren't. How do you
feel about does this movie there up?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Please?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Side? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah, oh my love.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I may so in my life. That was one of
the first moments I remember. I used to turn that
on when I would hurt myself with music. Yes, I
love to hurt myself with music, and that was one
of the first times as a child to go, oh,
here we go, baby and just cry and get too emotional.
This is sentimentality out the window, turning that on feeling
(17:42):
my own I remember the feeling having my own childhood
slip away. Yeah, of course I was a fucking child,
and I was going, you're gonna age, everyone's gonna die.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Oh well, all those songs fucked me up. Hold on
to sixteen. As long as you can change is gonna calm,
real zone, mango women.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Wait, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Jack and Diane? Who little Diddy? About Jackie and Dan
doing best they can't?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Who's jacket?
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Move?
Speaker 4 (18:17):
That gone?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Called real? Happen in Jackie's car?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (18:21):
You freak that goes off?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Where my girls?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
We've become I'm laughing, and we've become nostalgial podcast.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I know, it's become our greatest fear ma women.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Man. So I was like from I was worried about.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I was worried about like sixteen's approach and then sixteen leaving. Oh,
I know, sixteen candles. I was like, so death is it?
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Sixteen?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:51):
And then wait, there's a seventeen one for fuck?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Said? One that's like seventeen years old. She's don't want fine,
not long.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
That one was fake. That one was fake. You literally
don't know Jack and Diane. I'm sorry, little Diddy, I don't.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
This will be a fun game. Okay, this will be
fun for everyone.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Oh they'll love it, Kate, trust me a dang know.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Let's take see how long it takes okay for any recognition.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
And I swear to God, this is not something where
that that others are gonna be alienated. Let's go, little Diddy, Jackian,
two American kids growing up in the heart Land. Jackie's
gonna be football star. Diane's dabby top backseat of Jackie's cot.
(19:45):
I'm the day is three on Jack's lap, got his
hand between her knees. Jack said, Diane. Let's run off
behind the shaded tree. Drill off those Bobby do what?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
I please know what the fuck you're singing?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Oh yeah, life goes on long after the thrill of
living it is gone?
Speaker 4 (20:10):
No, oh yeah said life goes on. Oh living it gone.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I don't know it. I don't know really nothing. I
don't know it. All right. Now, I was Jack and Diane.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Just confirmed that our two producers are familiar with the song.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I have heard it, okay, So what's wrong with me
and my rendition?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I just want to say my renditions was like a caricature,
sure by exaggeration to attempt to communicate. I think it
was pristine. Fuck, what's wrong with me that I can't
really know?
Speaker 4 (20:43):
I got another one?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
What's I'm gonna come up with the next song that
I think is the exact sort of same thing as that?
Speaker 4 (20:50):
And see if you know it?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
You're so cute and little want to keep going?
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Are you familiar with free Fallen?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Of course?
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Well, of course, she says free.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Falling Tom Petty. I mean that's like they play that
at like the airport on a loop.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yep, Jack and Diane is not dissimilar.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Having a hair.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I don't know nothing with I mean little ditty about
Jack and Dihan. I mean, and I'm not one of
these people, Okay, I don't know how I can't.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I don't know where my phone is.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
It's fine, it's fine, I'll look up in my own time. Yeah, right, Oh,
we should go to break and we're back, and we're back.
(21:45):
So the Smoothie is bad. I'm gonna go get proper
lunch after this. It's weird hours of the day. Two o'clock.
I'm gonna go get lunch. The fuck screwed? What am
I gonna do? Have lunch at three fifteen? Like a
like somebody who performs surgery on people.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
I've been watching a surgery show.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Lennox Hill sounds scary? Oh no, it's doc. It's doc.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
They I know operations. Oh, you're watching full operations? Do
they have the faces of the people pixelated? No, you're
going to get back into intervention. I'm craving some invention
the show. Oh the best ones are the alcoholics.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
You haven't you have you haven't watched uh the Deepest
Breath yet?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Fuck? I haven't. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I need clarity on what did I realize?
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Well, you know, so I've been continuing to clean out
cabinets and things and hm, you know I had this
the last good days.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
I've been saying eight D is actually what will kill me?
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Yeah, it could be lethal for some of us.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, you know, both in a direct capacity. Like know,
I'll put a pot of fire, you know, rest it
on my shoulder for a minute. And forget it's there,
you know what I mean like that, like just just
like hell, you know, and then the overall long term
(23:17):
just cleaning out the cabinets and stuff for me is
just this devastating reckoning with the last few years at
any given point going wow, So I've been stuffing this
cabinet closed, like struggling to close it, like my my
spice cabinet. Every single time I close it, have to
find something basically to remove or put on the counter
(23:39):
to close it. I go through the stuff last night,
I go, Okay, So it's filled with stuff that's expired,
spices that are open, and so air has been getting in.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
They expire quite quickly, spices.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, and at least with a spice, you know that
if you're getting rid of it, like it's because it
no longer Yeah, although let's get real, like a half
potent gar like is still gonna improve my meal.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Of course you could just double it, but it's like.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
It's just one broken promise to the self after the next.
I mean, it's yeah, expired unopened supplements.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
I'll never forget when I found my hesitant to even
say it, but my expired, unopened Goop vitamin c That
was a really hard day. It was a really fucking
hard day. Okay, we just got a new group item.
I'm excited to fuck with a serium. Care is that specific?
Because I was talking about serums and I wanted a
new serum.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Oh yeah, I think it was.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
That's cool. Speak your desires, speak memory. Uh did you
say speak memory? Yeah? For fun, green titles speak memory,
pale fire, gorgeous. Yeah, it's amazing what a title will do.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I'm bringing myself dragging myself back to the mat thirty
five minute instead of the full hour, and it is
doing the staff and oh wow, yeah, nice muscle there, Kate,
really happy for you there to see the muscle come
through this caper Land just fucking rolls into a gym,
merges with a fresh muscle. Mop top flops away into
(25:14):
the gym. A little live wire pops out, curls bouncing.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
I come alive in there, you do, I've been coming
alive in there.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
I'm shocked.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I am going to correct my forward posture if it's
the last thing I do on Earth.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Oh, you've been talking about this for years. I know
I criticism. I say it's something that's Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
I wasn't I wasn't remotely criticized.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Of course, I am reading a book with about a
hostage negotiator his tips for dealing with your kids.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Of course I have none, but.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Uh, remember what there was? Negotiation book, anger management. Oh
what else is my reading? Oh that's Jose Silva mind technique,
Mind control technique. It's like an early self help book
from the eighties when he's got familiar What were you.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
About to say?
Speaker 3 (26:02):
I was gonna ask about bacon. I was gonna ask
about bacon about remember the articles that were like bacon
proven carcinogen, if you eat crispy bacon, it'll be dead
in the year.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Do you remember all that stuff I do.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I'm worse than smoking, They said, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Oh god, I can't hear that. I can't hear that.
I can't hear that. I won't hear that worse than smoking? No, no,
I think they I mean, can we get an official word?
Do I truly have to cut it out entirely? Like
fuck bacon? Yeah? I really do love bacon.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Trying to cut pork because oh.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
No, why, I think if I can do it one
animal at a time, that might help me be like.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Break the fucking the meat.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
It's associative belief that bacon is not an animal and
it's just not meat.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
That it's so fucking like, I know, it's fucked up.
I'm here to SND like pigs and folks shop eating pigs,
stock eating pigs.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
I'm just like, stop killing pigs and so I am.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I don't want them to die.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Reducing.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I'm reducing that has because I'm trying to take a
stupid one. I'm reducing it one, one animal at a time.
I mean, it's like, what animal you comfortable sis jugular
ripped throat slit in front of its mother to eat
because of the flavor. You know what I mean? What
(27:31):
what's the hardest meat for you to give up? Oh,
it's a fun question. Let me think for a second
because I don't know my answer. Okay, I got it.
What is it? It would be really hard for me
to never have a cheeseburger again, or like a bowl
of bologneses never known. I switch it up depending on
(27:52):
my mood. Not sure. I think bolonnaise is well, it's
probably Jersey Italian.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
It's been because of the land, because it's not a capraise. Yeah,
so I'm thinking it's aim of whatever.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Very well, put it's on the capraise.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Wow, But I'm not totally clearing what it is.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Yeah, what would be your hardest animal?
Speaker 4 (28:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I'd really like to, like I am meeting death and
I need to know. I just can't even pose like
I'm there's a there's a DISCONNECTCT.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
And we we we should have all gone vegan. We've
talked about this on the pod before the blood on
the hands. They should have completely eliminated meat consumption one
hundred years ago, and then people would have been born.
Babies are born, they don't know what meat is. They're fine,
it's hard for you just have to people have to
die off with the memory of meat. Yeah, and then
you're fine.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Well, I know some people who are raising their kids,
like I've seen it, vegan or whatever.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
I've seen that.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Well, mom and dad steaks on the left side of
the grill, fucking pepper on the right for jackfruit for junior.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Here for mom and dad, they're like.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
They need try tip because they were raised on it.
But the kids only need peppers. And then we can't
do just beyond meat. We need to just do vegetables.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
You mean, we have to stop trying to stop fetishizing
the thing we're trying to.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Well, the fake stuff is like just so you're better off.
I mean it's health wise right, so hyperprocessed. It's like
made from like congealed shoes. Yeah, it's like really yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I hate when we get into this blase I hate
we get into blase stuff about death, like no it
is the animals, No, no, but it's it's like when
it's about the animals, I actually think, like Pug is
really dark, like like it is when we're like, yeah,
it's so pathetical. I continue to like slaughter like genuinely.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
No, No, no, I don't think so, because I'm here
to say meat consumption, you know, has destroyed the world
and we're now in the final it's over now. I think,
what next two three years, it will never be reversed.
And to tell you guess what, it's not gonna be
reverse You think we're gonna fucking get our act together
the next two years? Absolutely not mass acceleration, mass extinction.
(30:07):
It's completely over. And if one hundred years ago some
fucking loser had said we're we're not eating meat anymore
because we're losers and we're gonna die and everyone's gonna die.
Then maybe we could have a future, maybe we could
entertain thoughts of the future, but we can't. And in
the next couple of years it'll become more apparent, I think.
And yeah, they should have said no more meat and
(30:29):
then we could live, but they didn't, and they won't.
So we're all gonna die in brutal ways very quickly.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Yeah, will it be quick?
Speaker 3 (30:47):
That's gonna be us flooded, slash, starving, slash choking on dust,
singing twinkle tickle a little star. Hope it was worth
it for freaking rotissory chicken. Tissary chicken is unfelievable. But
it's actually not more important than being alive, is it.
I've never really been taken with a rotissary chicken. Wait what,
(31:10):
Although there were these periods where it was like where
we'd be like, all right, we'll just get a half
price for tissery chicken because they're on sailor y Night
at Fairway, New York, Like we'll live off that for
a week. I'm shocked tissery chicken. I used to just well,
what's wrong?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I like the sides, I'll tell you that much. The
sides at Boston Market.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
I once had a bad Boston market experience when I
was trebly fourteen and never returned. I had mashed potatoes
that tasted chemical, like something just off.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I continue to be blown away by what cauliflower is
here to offer us.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Are you puring cauliflower?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
So I want to talk about books or something or spiritual,
I said, I want to talk about books or spirituality.
I want to I need to get Uh, I don't know.
I don't want to say this is a depression poog.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
I guess it's I'm also in the verge of passing
out now suddenly. That's proof that Smoothe doesn't give nutrition.
Is that I drink it and I feel like I'm
going to pass out because I need hot bacon so badly.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Well, delicious foods and dopamine. This is something they were saying.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
I'm feeling good emotionally.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
I've in no mood to become someone who's constantly crowing
on about the dopamine problems in our nation's lifestyle like
I'm in no mood. I know I said it weeks ago,
acting like I'm sorry, like I was going to a
lamp has fallen. This is the this is the this
is the big thing that you and me we talked
about all the time. But you and me drop things
(32:40):
and don't pick them up. Yeah, okay, and that's where Yeah, well,
for me, it's about energy. I didn't plan to drop
the and thus have to pick up the lamp. So
to now have to drop I have to expend energy
on something I didn't plan to do.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
It feels like right, Well, things falling, as we talk
about it is always hard. The bottles falling around the sink.
You reach for one, it hits another, knocks off your day.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
We'll trying to figure out how to store water bottles,
you stainless steel water bottles. We've been worshiping the last
few years, and this came up big time yesterday. They're
all knocking against each other like flimsy soldiers.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
In the car rattling into the night just below.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
And the pace with which I am cleaning up my
home cannot be could not be slower.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Yeah, it was like a week went by.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Chris came back all I've been doing all weeks cleaning
and it like looked worse than before. And it wasn't
even in a productive way, like oh it gets mess
year before it gets cleaner like it was just.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Like I failed to tell you.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
The shoe rack is in front of those shelves against
the wall, and that's what the TV is resting on.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Now is a shoe rock?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yeah, blocking the rest of the shelves.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Why is the shoe rock over there?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Because I needed the TV facing a new wall. My
only chance at being energized was be watching TV from
a different angle.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
When will you go to the sauna with me? When
are we going to power cycle? Slut? I'm gonna drag
your ass.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
You have to if a show up, you have to.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Okay, show up is great? Formally beg for vouchers now
on the Today's once again? Yeah, Pause Spa West Hollywood. Hello,
do you or do you not? Now that?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (34:23):
We need them to be added in the descriptions. I
don't know if that's happening. The brands need to be added,
they need alert, we need to mention them because I
want to go. I'm gonna pick you up. I'm gonna
pick you up. I'm gonna take you to pause. It's
gonna be so fun. We're gonna laugh, we're gonna cry,
we're gonna unwind, We're.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Gonna I'll go anywhere if you'll pick me up.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Ye, I'll pick you up. I love to pick you.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Would you consider an in studio, maybe trying out a
Tracy class in studio?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Of course? Completely ready.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
This is a classic case of I'm either going to
be able to do nothing or train it for like
a marathon.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
That's sort of where I'm at. I require feats.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
I have huge idea. To have a huge ideas tiny action.
Look at the energy it's coming with plans. We're going
to do dinner, We're gonna do Tracy. I'm gonna pick
you up. We're gonna go to the sauna and the
cold plunge. We're gonna have massive revelation.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
What order is all that happening? You think?
Speaker 3 (35:12):
My guess is Tracy's last? Well, I think first comes
to sauna, cold plunge, then it comes to dinner, then
it comes Tracy. If I had a gun to my
head and I had to make bets, what's.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Your guess, I think it's the opposite. I'm not getting
out of bed, so to speak, for a plunge.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Okay, you are from outside.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
It's going to require energy to go get the plunge
from outside.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
Honking Well, I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
But I'm just saying what's desperate, what's needed is an
hardcore workout. No, I'm saying it's Tracy.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Oh I see, I see okay, And.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
I feel like dinner and other thing with you is
going to just Tracy's gonna get pushed off when it's
the only medicine, it's the true medicine.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
I'm back un guided meditations.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Oh, I have this app Aura A you are and uh,
actually I think there are some bonus features you can
get for more cash, so I will be requesting those
now that I've given this promotion.
Speaker 6 (36:17):
But you know who's a featured coach Andrew Johnson. Oh
my god, Andrew Johnson.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
I purchased the Andrew Johnson apps have access to the
longer power apps like yeah, hypnotisms.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
I have many of his.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
But now he's also on Aura, which I think I
might have a subscription too.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
I spent thirty bones but on that really yeah, because
the only Power app Andrew Johnson free when I could find,
was like too short, and I was like, I want
to be able to have access to all different lengths
of the power yeap where you put in the lengths
so good it will knock you out.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
The Jose Silva mind control technique, it's quite simple. When
I just read the book, it's getting into alpha and
then theta, and he's basically like, if you calm yourself,
close your eyes, you know, and count back from one hundred,
you'll be in alpha versus beta, which is the regular
and alpha, you know, alert. Alpha's where you can start
(37:14):
to get on a different plane and.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
More receptive transformation. And that's way when we get up
the first thing in the morning, and we we're pretty
much stealing off of for a little while because we
have to move through alpha together, from beta to beta.
That's why it's so important that we don't go on
social media, because.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
You holding it for that one about the way, I
know why I'm spiraling. I haven't meditated for two days
and look at me plummeting.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Well, you know, I have just concern. I have a
concern this thing that's made me doubt certain elements of meditation,
which is, is it possible that meditation in its instructed
forms down through the ages, what if these were like
you know, designed for kind of a masculine consciousness, and
(38:07):
what if like the true feminine like meditation was fucking dance,
and we're like, you know what I mean, like what
it was fucking dance? What its embodied dance? And I'm
just whatever, like yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like yeah,
it's like what if I am trying so hard to
(38:30):
like do the laid down practice, like the here's what
you do, take these breaths, all this work that was
designed for like a man and his monks, okay, based
on their physiologies and whatever, and like I'm just beating
it against my system and actually I'm supposed to be
like churning in the mind.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
The more you might need to like the extatic dance community.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
I'm one of the few people who's been searching the
words ecstatic dance community for the last twenty years and
finding nearly nothing. Fuck literally google it every couple years.
Have I found When I used to, I had success
with it. You did excited at one point with the
Chakras video. Yeah, well dance the Chakras video.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
I did a lot, I.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Remember you're talking about and then in various apartments.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
So I just go, am I pretending to be a
monk and I'm fighting when I don't know the only
fucking magic is the magic you create yourself.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
I know I'm not saying don't humble yourself below principles,
but uh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
I really I'm too diminished to speak.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
I shouldn't be feeling their way.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
No, no, please, that's not true at all. You're rising
your churning. I'm actually the I'm the problem you.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Works out here.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
This was actually kind of nice for me.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
I'd like to interview you, interview me, all right, go,
What does the back of your neck feel like, emotionally, physically, kinesthetically,
not not touch Mine feels like, oh.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Wait, mine feels okay, I want to be a bitch.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
No, no, I knew it.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
I could tell. You'll see you bobbling around. What do
you think of when you wake up.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
In the morning?
Speaker 3 (40:03):
I love that?
Speaker 5 (40:06):
Well?
Speaker 3 (40:07):
My dreams?
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Mmmm? Any big ones? Last night?
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Mine works last night. I actually had kind of a
classic anxiety you last night, which I haven't had in
a while, of like on stage, don't know what to do,
don't know what to say, didn't prepare.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
Yeah, what was the stage? Was it public current stage?
Not high school?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
No?
Speaker 3 (40:24):
It was me doing my one woe show and I
didn't know what to do. M I had one of
those not that long ago, and people started sort of
streaming out, screaming, oh, streaming out yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Yeah, and just sort of like last night was exhausting
and involved kind of Actually, there was one interesting part
that involved a kind of gym with exciting kind of
neon colored athletic wear, and that that was kind of exciting.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Fun There's there's something absent.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Yeah, what is it? It's funny because I was going
to say, is this the worst pook I've ever done?
But I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
We've done many of those.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Let me think, you what can I leave you? You
ever watch those videos where people put a cup of
gasoline around a wasp nest and the wasp just fall
to their death instantly, highly satisfying. Eh, wait, a cup
of what say, a cup of gasoline? You can watch
the gasoline because you know, I'm fascinated with wasps and
wasp nests, because I fear them so deeply that I
can't help but watch them. Interesting cup of gasoline around
(41:26):
the wasp nest. They instantly drop out, instantly, they pass out,
the die in the gasoline.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
Probably a nice sendoff, though.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Probably probably pretty quick. I could never do that for
a few reasons that I won't get into here, because
I'm too weak.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
If our goal, I think what's missing is a goal, Okay,
like I don't. I think you and me have not
entered the conversation with the desire to entertain the people
and a show. Is it regularly not our desire? Right?
That's not our desire. It usually happens to be a
casual offshoot shit of our own. Interesting Okay, so what
can we once you got to show up to work?
(42:01):
I guess, okay, what can we?
Speaker 3 (42:02):
What can we? The lacerations on the inside of the mouth,
I swear to God have prevented my ability to perform
to my full stability today I recognize that as a crutch,
not a question.
Speaker 6 (42:12):
Do you tell the audience about limitation? About the no
you don't, do you, hag? The mark of an unprofessional
is what I've done.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Sorry, Poog's all of boring Today I have lacerations on
the inside of my mouth from French fries.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
I mean, I will defend once again. You know the
gift of.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Pood we returned to it.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
It is it can't all be refusal too, But it's
a refusal to serve.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
It's a staunch refusal to serve the.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
List see you and I feel a deep love of
fand gratitude to the hags.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Yeah what what did you mistake me as implying that
it will loon you lunatically? You're running out in front
of me. I know, I'm saying, refusal to serve. Like
our inward facing nature is the game of course transparent.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
We're not condescending. Being this boring is a gift totally
because we believe that people. We don't need to condescend.
We don't think your babies, we have to come here
and go yeah, oh boying, did you know the one
plus one is two? And after ab comes.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
C I'm likes, well, we also don't even need to say, hey,
we're talking about letters numbers like. There is a staunch,
radical refusal to not let the vicissitudes of life be
visible across the episodes of book.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Mm hmmm, mm hmm. I'm making the face of a
comment classic face. Yeah, I'm having the urge to bake,
which I haven't had in a long time. Having to
urge the urge me too. Really, I want to do
some vegan baking. I want to do.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Is that where you've really been struggling with the meat
eating in your bake goods.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
I want to do some fun baking. I want to
do there was a there was a brownie recipe I
did years ago.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
So go to numb nam g n O, m dash
g n o and okay, she is like the she
is the There's a dough that I've been promising that
I'm going to make for like five years now because
she has bred all of her recipes. Yes, but it's
all like you know, keto, paleo whatever. It's all sorts
of stuff, substitution, schalore okay, and one dough.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
Are you on your site?
Speaker 3 (44:28):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Sure, because the photography is next level.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
This looks fun.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
What you should make is the strawberry rhubarb crumble or pie.
That's something I've been eyeing. Not sure I have the
energy to figure out what rubarb looks like and able
to purchase it looks like pink, Yeah, yeah, I can
see it now.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
But where you're one of.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
These freaks you have like allulos in your home.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
I don't have that, well, only because I refreshed and
ordered it yesterday. You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Like when they serve it.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
They haven't me.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
That's one of her top recipes. So we've got grass
and do you see her bread? So here's the things
you really need if you want to sore on her site, Yeah,
believe you need cilium husk, fiber. You need to super
fine grounded. She recommends Anthony's, you know, coconut flour, almond flour.
I think there's a xanthem gum in the mix somewhere,
a cilium musk away protein isold, probably her and all
(45:21):
day I dreamed about food. Is another another woman making
miracles happen.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
She says, use eggs at room temperature. This is key wow.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
So she also uses She says, if you want this
ship to work with the dough one. She is one
of the only you know, grain free breads that she uses.
Used and reminds us all that the sugar is I
don't know. I don't have it in me. It's too
harde to explain. But Paula can be trusted, that's all
I'll say. Okay, great, we used to love Oh yeah, exactly, Okay, great.
(45:53):
I'm looking at her face. Wholesome, wholesome ingredients, naughty baking.
Do you have sex with the pastries after you bake them.
I think you're as caper Lanceys on your knees, moaning
when you taste them. Yeah, they're dark, fudgy sea salts,
laky brownie.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
Sounds really good. Okay, well, I'm gonna go immediately consume grain.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
Do you to just scratch your face on the mic
like a horse?
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yeah, I used it. I'm just kind of locked in.
I never kind of locked in the position we were
in this all this time. I have never seen you
sort of done.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
I've never seen you. It's your face with the mic.
I've never seen that.
Speaker 4 (46:36):
It feels grand. Picture of my nose as a horse's nose.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Everyone knows that's Jacqueline's face rubbing up against the microphone.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
The horse that talks.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
It looks satisfying.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
I can't believe you're not even trying it right now.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
It's right there for you.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Yeah, doesn't that horse is No, it does sound kind
of satisfying to have like the snout like horses nose
looks great.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna go get some fried rice.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
What fried rice?
Speaker 3 (47:13):
It's a full moon I'm craving fried rice.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Mmmmm.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
I'm gonna go get some Crispy fried rice.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
M crispy mm. Yeah, we all make some of that
for lunch my own tomorrow. I just found an unopened
Tomorrow last night when I.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
Was cleaning out tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
You know what. I decided to put things in the
fridge that don't need to be refrigerated.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
Oh always, I remember, I own them. It's very smart.
Before like before, like in advance. An unopened can of
Juda fish my fridge, so you look at it and
also be a fridge. Okay, I love you.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
Bye.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
That was poop. If you enjoyed poop, please subscribe, rate,
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Hi, I'm Kate Berlance, I'm Jacqueline Novak, And this is poog,
an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive friends.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Two untamable intellects.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
This is our hobby, This is our hell, This is
our naked desire for free products. This is poog. Today's
topics Looselie speaking, Twinkle Twinkle, Lindsay, soldiers Jack and.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hey, it's me from last time.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
And it's me from last time. Wow, I feel we
I'm having a smoothie that is not up to par
but I made. I haven't mad a smoothie no, while, okay,
another one? Well, last week, Oh my god, that's right.
Last week is of course the search last week that
is Jesus Christ questions. Yeah. First of all, I'm experiencing
(00:52):
intense mouth flascerations from fries I had last night that
were overly fried, familiar, overly fried, unfamiliar to fried, too sharp,
coated in a very flavorful but very spicy salt. I
was starving. I ate them very quickly. Intense laceration Monday night.
And by the way, it's a podcast, you're gonna hear
(01:14):
You're gonna hear it in my voice. I feel like
I'm protecting the tongue. M there's pain thoughts. Have you
experienced this?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
But I used to run ragged and raw the corners
of my mouth from you know, large tostito.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
She always talked about that, the hostido.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
And anyway, I remember when I'm laughing about the other day,
Tara Chips took the nation by storm as an American
health food. Tarra Chip absolutely American health food and a
dinner party like elevated chip. The belief that sweet potato
you save us. I'm sorry, the super food that just
(01:50):
sweet potato.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Could save us. Meanwhile, we didn't the rag wonder.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I remember I remember eating those after school. M damn,
there good the purple.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
So okay, I actually am gonna have to go change
this this brazier because.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
We'll explain after I get back. It stinks. Okay, what
are you changing this, sports.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Brad, It's gotta go.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Okay, I'll be right back whatever you need. MM.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
So last week I was pulling bras out of my drawer,
going this stink okay, and going okay, okay, one after
the other, and going did I put these back in
after coming home and thinking they don't stink?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
And then they do.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Then I washed everything, put them back in the drawer,
open it. When you wash.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
You're doing kind of like in the in a little tub. No, no,
in the machine. Yeah, the home machine we have that's
like a mini so you can wash. You can throw
machines in a w you can throw bras in a washer.
You just can't let them dry. I've been washing my
bras by hand, like I'm a fucking nineteen years serious.
Your whole life, am I stupid? I wonder you think.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
There's no time to do anything.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I'm over here with woolight the joke. I'm in with
woolllight in my bathtub, filling up a little micro tub,
a little plastic tub, singing.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Serious.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I mean you don't work out because this is a
break we're having a live breakthrough.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Well, I mean you have to accept that first of all.
Plenty of bras, I mean, I think the only ones
that they really make, I mean, yes, like fine fabrics.
They're gonna say they're always going to watch their ship
by hand to protect it.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Because I'm being otherwise.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I think it's the underwire gets sucked up.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, see I like underwear wire.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
But if you think people aren't washing their bras in
the machine. Have you ever been talking to someone? They go,
right now, I'm washing my bra.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, I mean these aren't great rowshot in the city. Ohay,
washing thera and the sink, throwing it over top of
the shower rock to dry the bar.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, but that seemed in her entire life was about garments. Yes,
it was, you know, and your life isn't. I'll say
thank you. Okay, So these bras a go, they stink,
they go, what's good to wash them?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
So?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
No, I'm talking about going through the machine, wash whatever,
put them back in. I started to go, oh my god,
I think the drawer actually stinks. Wow, like the drawer
has something akin to And I go, yeah, it's a
vintage drawer, purchased it mark up. And I go, ew,
is this some teenagers eighties furniture bo Yeah, And I'm
(04:26):
not really sure what's going on. So I think I
washed him again. Now I can't tell what's the drawer
and what's not. So then I've taken a scented candle
or bar of soap and stuck it in the drawer
soap just to see.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Is that a thing?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Bar soap in the drawer.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
I mean it seems like.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
It would be.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
But so I did it, and now it smells like,
you know, roses.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
And mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Beal all right, I don't even bol is the right term.
I mean, it's a classic day of telligence.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
If you mix with bo it's always a struggle.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Pledge or whatever. You come over right after someone's clean.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
What's that suspicious?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Tell me tell joke about it being suspicious, like like
you come over, you know something smelly happened when when
you come over.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
And smell cleaning products.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, oh it sounds like lemons and assholes in here.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yeah yeah, the smoothie. Mm hmmm. I'm still taking it down.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Kate, being not amused by David tells joke it's an
indignity to any comic.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I was laughing.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I was laughing, I know, but it just wasn't It
wasn't matching my energy, and it's just said, hold on.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I'm literally my mouth hurts. It's it's affecting my ability
to emote.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Nonetheless, that's good.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I really did think it's fun.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Yeah, I think I've received it.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
It stays.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, that sounds familiar unfortunately.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
To me days. Oh my god, So.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Classics. What's the best thing about sucking a horse. But
you know you have a ride home.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Oh that's I love that you said that. I'm poopy
for it. I know that's good.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
So wait, what's in your smoothie?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Because I I this morning, I turned on the ice
cream machine maker. I didn't throw it out. I found
the tub, I cleaned it out, I put it in thing.
Yesterday today I was going to make a frappuccino sorts. Oh,
and it fell apart on me. It just it didn't
happen yet. Now there's ice cristals forming in it.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, all right,
But I'm not sure what my smoothie path is. And
I'm wearing an Apollo device that they sent us. By
the way, I have one for you, Apollo. Oh what
is it? Apollo neuro that I think they want to like,
you know, they want to get in bed with poog
and I'm opening. So I'm wearing that device. I've already
been gone, obviously, but that's soon. It's this little thing.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I'm not wearing it.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I just noticed it sitting in front of me, this.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Little thing, and it gives certain sound vibrations. You wear
it on your body throughout the day, and it has
different modes like focus, energy, calm, unwined, interesting.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
And during sleep. And it is supposed to.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
You know, back by research versus pure conjecture. Meanwhile, of
course I'd pay for pure conjecture any day of the week.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, and I'm over here not quite convinced.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Anyway, are you, because I'm already going.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I was thinking about this ago sitting there with Kate's
you know, a little pile of things that are sent
to both of us, one for Kate that I have to,
you know, hold for us in a house full of clutter.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Thank you for holding them.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
The items Kate's red boots my shelf for two years.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Oh that's right, the Marion parks. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
So what was he saying?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
My smoothie, I need caffeine. You're having a celsius. I
had a coffee. I need to get a macha in me.
What's in your smoothie?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Is the question?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Okay, so this smoothie it worked out, not to brag.
Came home almost saying another video of myself working out
my form on the treadmills.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Reached I almost send it daily, I'll send it, Okay,
give me accountability partners.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Well, it's definitely not daily that I'm there. But so
this smoothie and the VitaminX goes handful of maybe not
a handful of eyeballed it. Some raw almonds with the
water I made my own. I made milk. I didn't
want to waste my boxed Elmhurst in a smoothie. Oh
did that. Blast did some freaking frozen wild blueberries. I
(08:22):
did a packet of the Sakara proteins and greens protein powder.
It is expired, And I looked past.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
That interesting because yesterday I had to face a massive
expiration date reckoning. Oh no, with a lot of boys
that they've been sent shit, not even with the things
we've been sent, but the SymbioticA.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
I think I told you expire.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I think it's probably okay. I've had mine in the
fridge because the expiration date thing that's like changes. What
is it that's expiring.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Like adaptogen mushrooms.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I'm just like, when we're fucking it's sort of like
probiotics and stuff, Like when we're fucking around with something
that's like all about like, well, you know when it
starts to mold.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
That's when the health benefits come in.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
It's a little like loosey goosey for me in terms
of like and so a couple of months past when
they when they say the thing, it'd be like blue cheese,
Like they're like, do not eat this blue cheese anymore.
It's passed, and you're like, yeah, It's entire existence is
based on being passed, right right, Like blue cheese.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Is scraped the mold off. I know I'll never understand.
I'll never understand as long as I live.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
So I'm a little nervous about some weird powdered mushroom
that you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
No, that makes sense, If that makes sense, I felt
bold and just thought fuck it because it's only like
three months expired. Yeah, And I was like, look at
the ingredients. I'm like, this is fine because they want
you to just keep buying, right right, So I throw
that in there. I put in some chocolate collagen.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I don't know if they want you to keep buying, like,
I don't know if the expiration is so much about
that anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I think that it's actually health it's a health conscious warning.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I think so, because if you don't get any bene
fits because it's expired. Let's just say it's potent. Let's
just say it's no longer beneficial, but it's not harmful.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Right, Why would they want you taking that?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Then you're gonna not say the product worked. God, I
was reading the Armor testimonials again to get emotion.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
The many Yeah they are by the way, I swear
too bad. I swear too Fuck it's my skin. I
see a difference. And again, I want everyone to know
they have not sent product, they have not reached out.
And I am boldly here, I'm telling you well not
breaking out.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I wish there was a way. I just want to
make sure that everyone knows that if they're order a
product and says, how did you hear about us?
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, guys, if you're not taking the time to put
in pubg write it in yeah, don't you dare click
on podcasts either, and then just generically have said a
podcast is how you heard? We need help out there.
It's time to start acting brands. It's true. I am
going to activate. Well, this is the other thing. It's
(10:57):
no longer just me and Kate. I need my partner
in there. I cannot leave him in the dust. I'm
not gonna have some major health benefit. Yeah, that I'm
going for now. I'm not talking to stuff we beg
for for free. They can start with the podcast hosts.
But I'm talking about like formal Apollo trying to get
in bed with poo. No, you want me doing it
at my house. I'm not gonna sit there getting a
health benefit and leave my partner in the dust.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I don't think that is gonna hold much water. You
gotta be honest, really, Yeah, I think it's just I
just don't think brands are gonna outfit your boo.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Really, you don't think they'll send three instead of two
pieces of fucking plastic and and a piece of software.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
It depends. Maybe it's a piece of shit.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
If I say, I'm not using it unless you outfit
my home.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah, if it's a piece of shit.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
I'm not saying this is a classic question.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I'm not saying, Kate, that I'm not gonna increase the
ask in order to reduce the chances you get something. Yeah, right,
although like I won't reduce your chances. I'm not talking
about that kind of thing. Yeah, Yeah, I'm just saying
about this. I'm just saying, you want to I want
to sweeten the deal. Send me and Kate two of
each thing each right for whatever loved one.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
We feel like giving a boost too.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
I also think every supplement should also be honored and
sent to my parents same thing.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah, the parents really need the fortification. So I'm going
to get my mood up. I feel that I'm vastly reduced.
What could it be?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Perhaps my company?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
I doubt it the way, what's sucking smoothie? It's not
hitting the spot? I think I'm just hungry doing anything.
What's the point of that thing doing anything? I know
while I was in a hurry, so I was like.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Uh, what are you looking? That's the question?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
What any broth? I mean?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
The question is the smoothie? Okay? And we're continuing this week.
It began last week, we're continuing this week. Amazing, What
are we even looking for in this moothie?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
We've spent so much time talking about routine ingredients?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Why though?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Why?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Why?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Protein?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
What is is it substitution for a meal? No, it's
happening here. What is the smoothie?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Okay? This is, by the way, this is a really
good question. So smoothie to me is not a meal
and a smoothie. This is why I struggle with smoothie
and the behalmus of the smoothie, the suggestion of what
the smoothie could give us. Yeah, it continues to entice
me and force me to make them and to seek
them out. However, I know by now, if I have
a smoothie, I'm hungry an hour and.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
A half, even if it were made with the perfect things.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
An hour fifteen. I've never been satisfied by a smoothie
for more than fifteen minutes. I'm daydreaming right here.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I mean me, I don't know what you even mean
though by satisfied, Like, how do you feel satisfied after like?
Because to me, satisfaction has always been you know, stuffed,
So it's impossible to feel satisfaction from liquid. Generally speaking,
if we're talking about kill the hunger pains, sure.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I'm talking about more than killing hunger pains. I'm talking
about being full.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Full for hours.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
But you wouldn't you always have rather had lunch, for example,
or breakfast or anything that's I'm sitting here.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
I'm sitting here, and I'm going I'm going to go
get chicken after this. I'm gonna go get bacon after this.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
So to me, the only real truth benefit of a smoothie,
I think for the smoothie I'm looking into in my life,
it's not about on to go Okay, got it?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Like, oh, there's no time to.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Preparing nutrients blasted.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Nutrients meal, so I'm gonna whatever, and I you know
I can't, So I need as my smoothie to give
me everything a lunch would otherwise give me. Its not happening.
So what what is it? I think it's about executive functioning, Okay.
I think it's about cramming all the benefits of all
the bullshit that we've decided is good, Like oh that powder,
(14:48):
that powder, that powder, or this ingredient dis ingredient, disingredient
that are something that someone has said, if you do
this daily, it will change your life.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
And then it's it's.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
A out the recipe and getting that together and knowing
what's in it.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
And then in one fell swoop dump dump dump dump dump.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Right okay, and then you have a few minutes when
you're sucking that thing down knowing you're getting it's exciting,
you are taking in everything you're taking in sixteen promises
at once.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Yeah, that's for what it is for me.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Fuck, you're right.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
So let's say Armors in there you go and all
of its promises.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Well, as you know, I've been going Armors straight to
the dome right in the mouth.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yes, what else are you interested in? Let's say the lemon.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Let's say you're back on lemon drink, right, yeah, a
fully pulverized lemon. Let's just say it was one of
the things you were buying into today, right, armor, the lemon?
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Right?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
What if you go frozen blueberries for sucking the brain
whatever or you go, you know, and I'm also like whatever,
I'm into this, still trying this timeline nutrition, pomegrand pot.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
A, pomegran God, have to get on that shit. You're
you're doing that?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah, privacy.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
If you're on home and you're you're doing laps.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Around me, I'm doing laps around you while pulverizing myself
into debt.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yeah, how much was it? Again? I forgot about a month.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It might be worse. I don't know, So I have
to decide. I have to decide.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yikes, And then I.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Don't see we got lying around I can't remember. I've
got so many magnesium ferronates or whatever the fuck that
I can't remember what they're for or what not. I
need to buy into what's what and them all being
one smoothie and then be drinking that down riding into
the day. That is the dream. Yeah, yeah, to have
my benefits. The benefits must not be forgotten. The problem
(16:36):
with lemon drink is I forget what's this.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Doing for lemon drink in a while? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Anyway, tell me you so you were starting? Sorry, I
just like beating you over the head with that.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
No, I'm sorry that I'm barely speaking again due to
the lacerations from the overly fried fries.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Were they from a restaurant mm hmm or else you
will not speak its name?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Homemade fries. I'm forgetting what it's fucking called. Cute China town.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Really with a dear friend something like that, something like that.
They all are in some ways, aren't. How do you
feel about does this movie there up?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Please?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Side? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Yeah, oh my love.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I may so in my life. That was one of
the first moments I remember. I used to turn that
on when I would hurt myself with music. Yes, I
love to hurt myself with music, and that was one
of the first times as a child to go, oh,
here we go, baby and just cry and get too emotional.
This is sentimentality out the window, turning that on feeling
(17:42):
my own I remember the feeling having my own childhood
slip away. Yeah, of course I was a fucking child,
and I was going, you're gonna age, everyone's gonna die.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Oh well, all those songs fucked me up. Hold on
to sixteen. As long as you can change is gonna calm,
real zone, mango women.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Wait, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Jack and Diane? Who little Diddy? About Jackie and Dan
doing best they can't?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Who's jacket?
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Move?
Speaker 4 (18:17):
That gone?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Called real? Happen in Jackie's car?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (18:21):
You freak that goes off?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Where my girls?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
We've become I'm laughing, and we've become nostalgial podcast.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I know, it's become our greatest fear ma women.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Man. So I was like from I was worried about.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I was worried about like sixteen's approach and then sixteen leaving. Oh,
I know, sixteen candles. I was like, so death is it?
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Sixteen?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:51):
And then wait, there's a seventeen one for fuck?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Said? One that's like seventeen years old. She's don't want fine,
not long.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
That one was fake. That one was fake. You literally
don't know Jack and Diane. I'm sorry, little Diddy, I don't.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
This will be a fun game. Okay, this will be
fun for everyone.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Oh they'll love it, Kate, trust me a dang know.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Let's take see how long it takes okay for any recognition.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
And I swear to God, this is not something where
that that others are gonna be alienated. Let's go, little Diddy, Jackian,
two American kids growing up in the heart Land. Jackie's
gonna be football star. Diane's dabby top backseat of Jackie's cot.
(19:45):
I'm the day is three on Jack's lap, got his
hand between her knees. Jack said, Diane. Let's run off
behind the shaded tree. Drill off those Bobby do what?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
I please know what the fuck you're singing?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Oh yeah, life goes on long after the thrill of
living it is gone?
Speaker 4 (20:10):
No, oh yeah said life goes on. Oh living it gone.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I don't know it. I don't know really nothing. I
don't know it. All right. Now, I was Jack and Diane.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Just confirmed that our two producers are familiar with the song.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I have heard it, okay, So what's wrong with me
and my rendition?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I just want to say my renditions was like a caricature,
sure by exaggeration to attempt to communicate. I think it
was pristine. Fuck, what's wrong with me that I can't
really know?
Speaker 4 (20:43):
I got another one?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
What's I'm gonna come up with the next song that
I think is the exact sort of same thing as that?
Speaker 4 (20:50):
And see if you know it?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
You're so cute and little want to keep going?
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Are you familiar with free Fallen?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Of course?
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Well, of course, she says free.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Falling Tom Petty. I mean that's like they play that
at like the airport on a loop.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yep, Jack and Diane is not dissimilar.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Having a hair.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I don't know nothing with I mean little ditty about
Jack and Dihan. I mean, and I'm not one of
these people, Okay, I don't know how I can't.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I don't know where my phone is.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
It's fine, it's fine, I'll look up in my own time. Yeah, right, Oh,
we should go to break and we're back, and we're back.
(21:45):
So the Smoothie is bad. I'm gonna go get proper
lunch after this. It's weird hours of the day. Two o'clock.
I'm gonna go get lunch. The fuck screwed? What am
I gonna do? Have lunch at three fifteen? Like a
like somebody who performs surgery on people.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
I've been watching a surgery show.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Lennox Hill sounds scary? Oh no, it's doc. It's doc.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
They I know operations. Oh, you're watching full operations? Do
they have the faces of the people pixelated? No, you're
going to get back into intervention. I'm craving some invention
the show. Oh the best ones are the alcoholics.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
You haven't you have you haven't watched uh the Deepest
Breath yet?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Fuck? I haven't. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I need clarity on what did I realize?
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Well, you know, so I've been continuing to clean out
cabinets and things and hm, you know I had this
the last good days.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
I've been saying eight D is actually what will kill me?
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Yeah, it could be lethal for some of us.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Yeah, you know, both in a direct capacity. Like know,
I'll put a pot of fire, you know, rest it
on my shoulder for a minute. And forget it's there,
you know what I mean like that, like just just
like hell, you know, and then the overall long term
(23:17):
just cleaning out the cabinets and stuff for me is
just this devastating reckoning with the last few years at
any given point going wow, So I've been stuffing this
cabinet closed, like struggling to close it, like my my
spice cabinet. Every single time I close it, have to
find something basically to remove or put on the counter
(23:39):
to close it. I go through the stuff last night,
I go, Okay, So it's filled with stuff that's expired,
spices that are open, and so air has been getting in.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
They expire quite quickly, spices.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, and at least with a spice, you know that
if you're getting rid of it, like it's because it
no longer Yeah, although let's get real, like a half
potent gar like is still gonna improve my meal.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Of course you could just double it, but it's like.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
It's just one broken promise to the self after the next.
I mean, it's yeah, expired unopened supplements.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
I'll never forget when I found my hesitant to even
say it, but my expired, unopened Goop vitamin c That
was a really hard day. It was a really fucking
hard day. Okay, we just got a new group item.
I'm excited to fuck with a serium. Care is that specific?
Because I was talking about serums and I wanted a
new serum.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Oh yeah, I think it was.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
That's cool. Speak your desires, speak memory. Uh did you
say speak memory? Yeah? For fun, green titles speak memory,
pale fire, gorgeous. Yeah, it's amazing what a title will do.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I'm bringing myself dragging myself back to the mat thirty
five minute instead of the full hour, and it is
doing the staff and oh wow, yeah, nice muscle there, Kate,
really happy for you there to see the muscle come
through this caper Land just fucking rolls into a gym,
merges with a fresh muscle. Mop top flops away into
(25:14):
the gym. A little live wire pops out, curls bouncing.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
I come alive in there, you do, I've been coming
alive in there.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
I'm shocked.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I am going to correct my forward posture if it's
the last thing I do on Earth.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Oh, you've been talking about this for years. I know
I criticism. I say it's something that's Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
I wasn't I wasn't remotely criticized.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Of course, I am reading a book with about a
hostage negotiator his tips for dealing with your kids.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Of course I have none, but.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Uh, remember what there was? Negotiation book, anger management. Oh
what else is my reading? Oh that's Jose Silva mind technique,
Mind control technique. It's like an early self help book
from the eighties when he's got familiar What were you.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
About to say?
Speaker 3 (26:02):
I was gonna ask about bacon. I was gonna ask
about bacon about remember the articles that were like bacon
proven carcinogen, if you eat crispy bacon, it'll be dead
in the year.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Do you remember all that stuff I do.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I'm worse than smoking, They said, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Oh god, I can't hear that. I can't hear that.
I can't hear that. I won't hear that worse than smoking? No, no,
I think they I mean, can we get an official word?
Do I truly have to cut it out entirely? Like
fuck bacon? Yeah? I really do love bacon.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Trying to cut pork because oh.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
No, why, I think if I can do it one
animal at a time, that might help me be like.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Break the fucking the meat.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
It's associative belief that bacon is not an animal and
it's just not meat.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
That it's so fucking like, I know, it's fucked up.
I'm here to SND like pigs and folks shop eating pigs,
stock eating pigs.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
I'm just like, stop killing pigs and so I am.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I don't want them to die.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Reducing.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I'm reducing that has because I'm trying to take a
stupid one. I'm reducing it one, one animal at a time.
I mean, it's like, what animal you comfortable sis jugular
ripped throat slit in front of its mother to eat
because of the flavor. You know what I mean? What
(27:31):
what's the hardest meat for you to give up? Oh,
it's a fun question. Let me think for a second
because I don't know my answer. Okay, I got it.
What is it? It would be really hard for me
to never have a cheeseburger again, or like a bowl
of bologneses never known. I switch it up depending on
(27:52):
my mood. Not sure. I think bolonnaise is well, it's
probably Jersey Italian.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
It's been because of the land, because it's not a capraise. Yeah,
so I'm thinking it's aim of whatever.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Very well, put it's on the capraise.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Wow, But I'm not totally clearing what it is.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Yeah, what would be your hardest animal?
Speaker 4 (28:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I'd really like to, like I am meeting death and
I need to know. I just can't even pose like
I'm there's a there's a DISCONNECTCT.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
And we we we should have all gone vegan. We've
talked about this on the pod before the blood on
the hands. They should have completely eliminated meat consumption one
hundred years ago, and then people would have been born.
Babies are born, they don't know what meat is. They're fine,
it's hard for you just have to people have to
die off with the memory of meat. Yeah, and then
you're fine.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Well, I know some people who are raising their kids,
like I've seen it, vegan or whatever.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
I've seen that.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Well, mom and dad steaks on the left side of
the grill, fucking pepper on the right for jackfruit for junior.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Here for mom and dad, they're like.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
They need try tip because they were raised on it.
But the kids only need peppers. And then we can't
do just beyond meat. We need to just do vegetables.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
You mean, we have to stop trying to stop fetishizing
the thing we're trying to.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Well, the fake stuff is like just so you're better off.
I mean it's health wise right, so hyperprocessed. It's like
made from like congealed shoes. Yeah, it's like really yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I hate when we get into this blase I hate
we get into blase stuff about death, like no it
is the animals, No, no, but it's it's like when
it's about the animals, I actually think, like Pug is
really dark, like like it is when we're like, yeah,
it's so pathetical. I continue to like slaughter like genuinely.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
No, No, no, I don't think so, because I'm here
to say meat consumption, you know, has destroyed the world
and we're now in the final it's over now. I think,
what next two three years, it will never be reversed.
And to tell you guess what, it's not gonna be
reverse You think we're gonna fucking get our act together
the next two years? Absolutely not mass acceleration, mass extinction.
(30:07):
It's completely over. And if one hundred years ago some
fucking loser had said we're we're not eating meat anymore
because we're losers and we're gonna die and everyone's gonna die.
Then maybe we could have a future, maybe we could
entertain thoughts of the future, but we can't. And in
the next couple of years it'll become more apparent, I think.
And yeah, they should have said no more meat and
(30:29):
then we could live, but they didn't, and they won't.
So we're all gonna die in brutal ways very quickly.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Yeah, will it be quick?
Speaker 3 (30:47):
That's gonna be us flooded, slash, starving, slash choking on dust,
singing twinkle tickle a little star. Hope it was worth
it for freaking rotissory chicken. Tissary chicken is unfelievable. But
it's actually not more important than being alive, is it.
I've never really been taken with a rotissary chicken. Wait what,
(31:10):
Although there were these periods where it was like where
we'd be like, all right, we'll just get a half
price for tissery chicken because they're on sailor y Night
at Fairway, New York, Like we'll live off that for
a week. I'm shocked tissery chicken. I used to just well,
what's wrong?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
I like the sides, I'll tell you that much. The
sides at Boston Market.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
I once had a bad Boston market experience when I
was trebly fourteen and never returned. I had mashed potatoes
that tasted chemical, like something just off.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I continue to be blown away by what cauliflower is
here to offer us.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Are you puring cauliflower?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
So I want to talk about books or something or spiritual,
I said, I want to talk about books or spirituality.
I want to I need to get Uh, I don't know.
I don't want to say this is a depression poog.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
I guess it's I'm also in the verge of passing
out now suddenly. That's proof that Smoothe doesn't give nutrition.
Is that I drink it and I feel like I'm
going to pass out because I need hot bacon so badly.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Well, delicious foods and dopamine. This is something they were saying.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
I'm feeling good emotionally.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
I've in no mood to become someone who's constantly crowing
on about the dopamine problems in our nation's lifestyle like
I'm in no mood. I know I said it weeks ago,
acting like I'm sorry, like I was going to a
lamp has fallen. This is the this is the this
is the big thing that you and me we talked
about all the time. But you and me drop things
(32:40):
and don't pick them up. Yeah, okay, and that's where Yeah, well,
for me, it's about energy. I didn't plan to drop
the and thus have to pick up the lamp. So
to now have to drop I have to expend energy
on something I didn't plan to do.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
It feels like right, Well, things falling, as we talk
about it is always hard. The bottles falling around the sink.
You reach for one, it hits another, knocks off your day.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
We'll trying to figure out how to store water bottles,
you stainless steel water bottles. We've been worshiping the last
few years, and this came up big time yesterday. They're
all knocking against each other like flimsy soldiers.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
In the car rattling into the night just below.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
And the pace with which I am cleaning up my
home cannot be could not be slower.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Yeah, it was like a week went by.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Chris came back all I've been doing all weeks cleaning
and it like looked worse than before. And it wasn't
even in a productive way, like oh it gets mess
year before it gets cleaner like it was just.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Like I failed to tell you.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
The shoe rack is in front of those shelves against
the wall, and that's what the TV is resting on.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Now is a shoe rock?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yeah, blocking the rest of the shelves.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Why is the shoe rock over there?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Because I needed the TV facing a new wall. My
only chance at being energized was be watching TV from
a different angle.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
When will you go to the sauna with me? When
are we going to power cycle? Slut? I'm gonna drag
your ass.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
You have to if a show up, you have to.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Okay, show up is great? Formally beg for vouchers now
on the Today's once again? Yeah, Pause Spa West Hollywood. Hello,
do you or do you not? Now that?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (34:23):
We need them to be added in the descriptions. I
don't know if that's happening. The brands need to be added,
they need alert, we need to mention them because I
want to go. I'm gonna pick you up. I'm gonna
pick you up. I'm gonna take you to pause. It's
gonna be so fun. We're gonna laugh, we're gonna cry,
we're gonna unwind, We're.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Gonna I'll go anywhere if you'll pick me up.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Ye, I'll pick you up. I love to pick you.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Would you consider an in studio, maybe trying out a
Tracy class in studio?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Of course? Completely ready.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
This is a classic case of I'm either going to
be able to do nothing or train it for like
a marathon.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
That's sort of where I'm at. I require feats.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
I have huge idea. To have a huge ideas tiny action.
Look at the energy it's coming with plans. We're going
to do dinner, We're gonna do Tracy. I'm gonna pick
you up. We're gonna go to the sauna and the
cold plunge. We're gonna have massive revelation.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
What order is all that happening? You think?
Speaker 3 (35:12):
My guess is Tracy's last? Well, I think first comes
to sauna, cold plunge, then it comes to dinner, then
it comes Tracy. If I had a gun to my
head and I had to make bets, what's.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Your guess, I think it's the opposite. I'm not getting
out of bed, so to speak, for a plunge.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Okay, you are from outside.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
It's going to require energy to go get the plunge
from outside.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
Honking Well, I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
But I'm just saying what's desperate, what's needed is an
hardcore workout. No, I'm saying it's Tracy.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Oh I see, I see okay, And.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
I feel like dinner and other thing with you is
going to just Tracy's gonna get pushed off when it's
the only medicine, it's the true medicine.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
I'm back un guided meditations.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Oh, I have this app Aura A you are and uh,
actually I think there are some bonus features you can
get for more cash, so I will be requesting those
now that I've given this promotion.
Speaker 6 (36:17):
But you know who's a featured coach Andrew Johnson. Oh
my god, Andrew Johnson.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
I purchased the Andrew Johnson apps have access to the
longer power apps like yeah, hypnotisms.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
I have many of his.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
But now he's also on Aura, which I think I
might have a subscription too.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
I spent thirty bones but on that really yeah, because
the only Power app Andrew Johnson free when I could find,
was like too short, and I was like, I want
to be able to have access to all different lengths
of the power yeap where you put in the lengths
so good it will knock you out.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
The Jose Silva mind control technique, it's quite simple. When
I just read the book, it's getting into alpha and
then theta, and he's basically like, if you calm yourself,
close your eyes, you know, and count back from one hundred,
you'll be in alpha versus beta, which is the regular
and alpha, you know, alert. Alpha's where you can start
(37:14):
to get on a different plane and.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
More receptive transformation. And that's way when we get up
the first thing in the morning, and we we're pretty
much stealing off of for a little while because we
have to move through alpha together, from beta to beta.
That's why it's so important that we don't go on
social media, because.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
You holding it for that one about the way, I
know why I'm spiraling. I haven't meditated for two days
and look at me plummeting.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Well, you know, I have just concern. I have a
concern this thing that's made me doubt certain elements of meditation,
which is, is it possible that meditation in its instructed
forms down through the ages, what if these were like
you know, designed for kind of a masculine consciousness, and
(38:07):
what if like the true feminine like meditation was fucking dance,
and we're like, you know what I mean, like what
it was fucking dance? What its embodied dance? And I'm
just whatever, like yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like yeah,
it's like what if I am trying so hard to
(38:30):
like do the laid down practice, like the here's what
you do, take these breaths, all this work that was
designed for like a man and his monks, okay, based
on their physiologies and whatever, and like I'm just beating
it against my system and actually I'm supposed to be
like churning in the mind.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
The more you might need to like the extatic dance community.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
I'm one of the few people who's been searching the
words ecstatic dance community for the last twenty years and
finding nearly nothing. Fuck literally google it every couple years.
Have I found When I used to, I had success
with it. You did excited at one point with the
Chakras video. Yeah, well dance the Chakras video.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
I did a lot, I.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Remember you're talking about and then in various apartments.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
So I just go, am I pretending to be a
monk and I'm fighting when I don't know the only
fucking magic is the magic you create yourself.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
I know I'm not saying don't humble yourself below principles,
but uh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
I really I'm too diminished to speak.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
I shouldn't be feeling their way.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
No, no, please, that's not true at all. You're rising
your churning. I'm actually the I'm the problem you.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Works out here.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
This was actually kind of nice for me.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
I'd like to interview you, interview me, all right, go,
What does the back of your neck feel like, emotionally, physically, kinesthetically,
not not touch Mine feels like, oh.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Wait, mine feels okay, I want to be a bitch.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
No, no, I knew it.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
I could tell. You'll see you bobbling around. What do
you think of when you wake up.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
In the morning?
Speaker 3 (40:03):
I love that?
Speaker 5 (40:06):
Well?
Speaker 3 (40:07):
My dreams?
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Mmmm? Any big ones? Last night?
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Mine works last night. I actually had kind of a
classic anxiety you last night, which I haven't had in
a while, of like on stage, don't know what to do,
don't know what to say, didn't prepare.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
Yeah, what was the stage? Was it public current stage?
Not high school?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
No?
Speaker 3 (40:24):
It was me doing my one woe show and I
didn't know what to do. M I had one of
those not that long ago, and people started sort of
streaming out, screaming, oh, streaming out yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Yeah, and just sort of like last night was exhausting
and involved kind of Actually, there was one interesting part
that involved a kind of gym with exciting kind of
neon colored athletic wear, and that that was kind of exciting.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Fun There's there's something absent.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Yeah, what is it? It's funny because I was going
to say, is this the worst pook I've ever done?
But I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
We've done many of those.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Let me think, you what can I leave you? You
ever watch those videos where people put a cup of
gasoline around a wasp nest and the wasp just fall
to their death instantly, highly satisfying. Eh, wait, a cup
of what say, a cup of gasoline? You can watch
the gasoline because you know, I'm fascinated with wasps and
wasp nests, because I fear them so deeply that I
can't help but watch them. Interesting cup of gasoline around
(41:26):
the wasp nest. They instantly drop out, instantly, they pass out,
the die in the gasoline.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
Probably a nice sendoff, though.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Probably probably pretty quick. I could never do that for
a few reasons that I won't get into here, because
I'm too weak.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
If our goal, I think what's missing is a goal, Okay,
like I don't. I think you and me have not
entered the conversation with the desire to entertain the people
and a show. Is it regularly not our desire? Right?
That's not our desire. It usually happens to be a
casual offshoot shit of our own. Interesting Okay, so what
can we once you got to show up to work?
(42:01):
I guess, okay, what can we?
Speaker 3 (42:02):
What can we? The lacerations on the inside of the mouth,
I swear to God have prevented my ability to perform
to my full stability today I recognize that as a crutch,
not a question.
Speaker 6 (42:12):
Do you tell the audience about limitation? About the no
you don't, do you, hag? The mark of an unprofessional
is what I've done.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Sorry, Poog's all of boring Today I have lacerations on
the inside of my mouth from French fries.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
I mean, I will defend once again. You know the
gift of.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Pood we returned to it.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
It is it can't all be refusal too, But it's
a refusal to serve.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
It's a staunch refusal to serve the.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
List see you and I feel a deep love of
fand gratitude to the hags.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Yeah what what did you mistake me as implying that
it will loon you lunatically? You're running out in front
of me. I know, I'm saying, refusal to serve. Like
our inward facing nature is the game of course transparent.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
We're not condescending. Being this boring is a gift totally
because we believe that people. We don't need to condescend.
We don't think your babies, we have to come here
and go yeah, oh boying, did you know the one
plus one is two? And after ab comes.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
C I'm likes, well, we also don't even need to say, hey,
we're talking about letters numbers like. There is a staunch,
radical refusal to not let the vicissitudes of life be
visible across the episodes of book.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Mm hmmm, mm hmm. I'm making the face of a
comment classic face. Yeah, I'm having the urge to bake,
which I haven't had in a long time. Having to
urge the urge me too. Really, I want to do
some vegan baking. I want to do.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Is that where you've really been struggling with the meat
eating in your bake goods.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
I want to do some fun baking. I want to
do there was a there was a brownie recipe I
did years ago.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
So go to numb nam g n O, m dash
g n o and okay, she is like the she
is the There's a dough that I've been promising that
I'm going to make for like five years now because
she has bred all of her recipes. Yes, but it's
all like you know, keto, paleo whatever. It's all sorts
of stuff, substitution, schalore okay, and one dough.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
Are you on your site?
Speaker 3 (44:28):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Sure, because the photography is next level.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
This looks fun.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
What you should make is the strawberry rhubarb crumble or pie.
That's something I've been eyeing. Not sure I have the
energy to figure out what rubarb looks like and able
to purchase it looks like pink, Yeah, yeah, I can
see it now.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
But where you're one of.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
These freaks you have like allulos in your home.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
I don't have that, well, only because I refreshed and
ordered it yesterday. You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Like when they serve it.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
They haven't me.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
That's one of her top recipes. So we've got grass
and do you see her bread? So here's the things
you really need if you want to sore on her site, Yeah,
believe you need cilium husk, fiber. You need to super
fine grounded. She recommends Anthony's, you know, coconut flour, almond flour.
I think there's a xanthem gum in the mix somewhere,
a cilium musk away protein isold, probably her and all
(45:21):
day I dreamed about food. Is another another woman making
miracles happen.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
She says, use eggs at room temperature. This is key wow.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
So she also uses She says, if you want this
ship to work with the dough one. She is one
of the only you know, grain free breads that she uses.
Used and reminds us all that the sugar is I
don't know. I don't have it in me. It's too
harde to explain. But Paula can be trusted, that's all
I'll say. Okay, great, we used to love Oh yeah, exactly, Okay, great.
(45:53):
I'm looking at her face. Wholesome, wholesome ingredients, naughty baking.
Do you have sex with the pastries after you bake them.
I think you're as caper Lanceys on your knees, moaning
when you taste them. Yeah, they're dark, fudgy sea salts,
laky brownie.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
Sounds really good. Okay, well, I'm gonna go immediately consume grain.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
Do you to just scratch your face on the mic
like a horse?
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yeah, I used it. I'm just kind of locked in.
I never kind of locked in the position we were
in this all this time. I have never seen you
sort of done.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
I've never seen you. It's your face with the mic.
I've never seen that.
Speaker 4 (46:36):
It feels grand. Picture of my nose as a horse's nose.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Everyone knows that's Jacqueline's face rubbing up against the microphone.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
The horse that talks.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
It looks satisfying.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
I can't believe you're not even trying it right now.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
It's right there for you.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Yeah, doesn't that horse is No, it does sound kind
of satisfying to have like the snout like horses nose
looks great.
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna go get some fried rice.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
What fried rice?
Speaker 3 (47:13):
It's a full moon I'm craving fried rice.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Mmmmm.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
I'm gonna go get some Crispy fried rice.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
M crispy mm. Yeah, we all make some of that
for lunch my own tomorrow. I just found an unopened
Tomorrow last night when I.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
Was cleaning out tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
You know what. I decided to put things in the
fridge that don't need to be refrigerated.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
Oh always, I remember, I own them. It's very smart.
Before like before, like in advance. An unopened can of
Juda fish my fridge, so you look at it and
also be a fridge. Okay, I love you.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
Bye.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
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