January 30, 2024 • 46 mins
Is the first thought best? Escrow and group munchausen by proxy. It’s radical, punk and brave to go anywhere alone. Somatic anger at the baby. Maps of restaurants and performing noticing. Kate is not Mariah Carey. Jacqueline is not interested in learning what a pilot light is. The apple doesn’t fall far, does it? Never be afraid to approach.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi, I'm Kate Erlan, I'm Jacqueline Novak, And this is poog.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
An ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Friends, two untamable intellects. This is our hobby, This is
our hell, This is our naked desire for free products.
This is poog.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Oh. We went on tour, we sold merch, and we
even did shows. Here are some clips from those shows.
Please enjoy it. And yeah, merch is available online at
poog live dot com. I'd love to see a professional
(00:38):
about our history through the ages. Someone could really lay.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
It down for two years.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Well, I mean I've tried every night, Yeah, you know,
go to bed. I mean, I but we're a listen
to guided meditations that send me.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
We once did a joint guided meditation in New York City.
I want to tay twenty sixteen.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
In my hotel room, not the Lovelow, shockingly a hotel.
The name's gone. That name's gone. Name is gone.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
That was where you had that swimming pool you were
afraid to get into.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, we'll get to that.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I was afraid to go alone. I've never been able
to go alone to a pool at all. But like
in the context of the hotel.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I had to have you coach me through going down
to a hotel pool.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Once I couldn't summon the narrative of what would bring
me down there, and I felt that then I had.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
To really act. I'm going nor sitting by the pool
pretending like relaxing. You can't do it, town, No, No.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I taught her. I taught her, Okay, I actually, And
the thing is, the narrative is so simple. She needed
the narrative. The problem was you didn't. You couldn't play
the scene okay, because you didn't know what the scene was.
You didn't know what the scene meant, you know what
I mean? So I provided it for you. And once
you understand, right, a simple directive is an actor, right,
once you understand the basic thing, which is you're just
you're a woman, okay, you're a business woman. Okay. And
(01:55):
so when you're at a hotel and there's an opportunity
to take a dip, yeah, you got a couple hours.
Whatever you're gonna you're gonna make use of the facilities.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Do you see that really helps me? That's true?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
And so you go down there, and yes, you did
bring a suit because occasionally, as you laugh, it's really
it's really simple, and so it's go. You set things down,
and it's sort of I mean, a hotel is the
one place where you can perform loneliness. I think with no,
you almost don't need any you don't.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Need to put a hat on it. You know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's and it's sort of yours. See how this pool
is I do this.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Even that things alone? Yeah, you're performing noticing. Oh, like
I don't like that. I I have a panic attack.
If I'm in a restaurant and I don't know where
the bathroom is, you will not find me in the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Mag mag mag. It's like pots and pans. Is this
I mean?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, yeah, the idea of even briefly having someone go, oh,
it's over there.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
See, I'm shocked by that. I'm shocked. I see I.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
See you restaurants before I go.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I see you as just into it. No, okay, and
you're willing to just do that s what I want
and then get knowing the world will turn your ass
around if.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I go in the wrong direction and they go, actually
it's there. I have to truly do.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Hello baby, Hello, Yeah, I have to go in the
opposite direction.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I can't just where's the bathroom?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Well, my biggest, my biggest, humiliation or fear in the restroom,
my biggest. There's a few, there's actually a few neurotic things.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Let's say we meet for dinner.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Let's say we meet for dinner. I'm sure we've talked
about this. Who cares? You know, repetition is ritual.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Repetition breeds difference, write it down.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Okay, So let's say I'm meeting you. I don't like
spotting you from Afar, And then this kind of were
these fools from Afar? Yeah, we're full bodied fools.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
In the I mean I'm seated at the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Actually, actually, if I'm seated, I like to perform. Then
looking down and studying the menu so that you can
you can us meeting can begin with you hi, right,
with dignity, a.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Full person not have watched me walk across. That's what
I'm saying. So that's, by the way, that is real
social grace.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Pretend you don't see me, feel what you feel, right,
so then you're exactly it.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
That's that thing people don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Not everyone, and you know, you know, you know, it's
tough about it. Okay, And this is why you gotta
get your performing, you know, satisfaction. Elsewhere is it goes,
it goes unnoticed, and that is true grace, right, effortless. Okay,
they don't thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
They just feel pretending to not see me. And yeah, yeah,
no one, no one.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
And then so there's that, right, and then my other
big one. And I really wonder if you struggle with this.
And this is sort of a male ego thing that
I project onto the kitchen, a kind of maleify the
kitchen as fallous interesting, yeah, okay, and thus must prop Okay,
I must prop at all costs, right, So yeah, I
have this thing about how when I'm handed to menu,
(04:50):
particularly if it's a single sheet, I'm afraid to get
to the bottom to flip it over, okay, to see
if there's more food in the back.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
There's not.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I imagine like the doors are swinging, okay, the doors, the
bustling of the kitchen or in and out okay, and
the chef okay, looks over and he sees me, okay,
go like, go like and go like. I guess it's
just this stuff, you know'd be so horrifying for him.
(05:22):
So what I do is I feel, I feel for
raised or pressed type.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
That's so sweet, that's really sweet. Yeah, that's big. I
think they've actually eliminated the flip.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's gone.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You mean it's gone. I think it's like the late
eighties and it never again. Maybe the nineties too many
people missed it. I just think now I think double sided. Yeah,
but whence last time he saw a double side of menu?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
See, this is the thing that the trauma lives on
once it's in the cells. You know what I mean.
I'm checking for type on the back of a plastic laminate.
You know what I mean, there's the lamin.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
It feels familiar. You put the type.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, because you you probably see me do it. You
probably see me feel for it.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
We can't forget about the bucket. The question look at
the bucket?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Did anyone feel anxiety when they saw the sign? Like
this an activity I could participate? I could not, Like
this is my like big chance to sort of.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I don't know, Like I just I don't like.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
When I'm suddenly offered an opportunity. It's scary, you know.
I'm like, why did you have to put that in
the mix?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Like it's just ooh oh, See this is what's scary
because this one's there's some personality on it, the person
who created this conceive I saw a.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Movement over here, you saw up their own work.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Okay, I was you're a cunt, you know. I was
like scared if I was, like.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I always think it's two cunts.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Like what's your favorite way?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
He did?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Fucked? You know, it's like scary or something.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
But this.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
This is fun. I just moved to New York? How
do I make friends? I'd say, you're in the right spot, honey?
Who wrote you?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Don't have to stand up if you're scared, because I understand,
but stand up? Who just moved to New York?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, let's see because you're in the spot to make friends.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yay?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
In the balcony, Oh, I can't see you.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I can't see you do to the light. Hold on.
I think you made about seven hundred and eighty two friends.
I don't know how man people are here.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
But the problem with seven hundred and eighty two friends
is you go with zero, right, So I want to
help you find one, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Right?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah? What's your handle? Your what's your recroche? Through the synagogue? Brian?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Okay, is there there else who came solo tonight?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Okay, hell yeah? Can the solo stand in? This is
who you want members?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Stand up?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Solo?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I didn't stay single and didn't say anything.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
No, Brian, No, but this is Kerey. This is Key
yetting on your phone.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Hello, soyo, you're fuck Hello solo solo soup?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Good? Brian?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Did you come with someone? Okay, we're gonna figure this out.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Okay, the original the original solo wasn't solo, but I
think it.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I think, Brian, maybe if you're comfortable, you should separate
from the core family and come down here to the
floor and there's a seat right here up front for
you if you want it.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
No pressure.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
And oh wait, the other solos, Now this is interesting.
The other solos is humilitating them.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
They all sat down. It's not back up.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It's first of all, radical punk and brave to come
to go anywhere alone.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Okay, because you're not alone now that that way. I
have a theory.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
They're not standing back up because you didn't affirm when
I said stand back up.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Okay, I think I think you should stand up, and
I think we've got it.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
We've got two seats right here. You could sit next
to someone we're back. And by the way, yeah, why
don't you two come right here?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Go? You can't leave it going out.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I don't want to leave anyone. Oh solo, here we go.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Come to the front, are you Brian whem locking here?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Don't sit down, don't sit down, don't.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Sit up, Solos we do. It's worth to come to
the front. You're obsessed with filling seats. Okay, just come
to the front. Okay, come to the front.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Great, great, we'll send you back after. Yeah, you're going here, yes, yes, yes,
bull story. Okay, so I'm about to see here come back.
This is a different kind of moment, all right, all right,
she is a vision and I'm supporting it.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, I need the people to understand.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yes, this is actually huge.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Not wait, there's a moment. Someone might be like, Okay,
I'm one of them, and I hesitated and it's too late.
Now the moment is past. It's not too late.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
It's not too late to come down. It's not too
late to come down.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Okay, they're coming some carey.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yes, okay, yeah, god, yes.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yes, rules rules.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, this is huge.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Oh wait. Now I feel like I'm part of a community.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I feel that I am worshiping tonight in a senteg
you are worshiping.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
This is reversion. Wouldn't be great? The rest is how
just course line one at a time, step up. Now,
I feel like okay, wait, correct me. Okay. Psychologically, don't
you feel like the audience as a whole, it's starting
to see them as a group, right.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yeah, and so you think like they all feel to
get but they're not.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
These are into like do you realize like, no one here, no, okay,
no one had their friend except for the original?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Okay, okay, where are you because.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
You started at all?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
You know, thank you?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Oh hi, the humility of the original? Was your name
rien to not to not to be seated, to be.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Original? Center?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Take it?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah yeah, okay, can bring it back, take your place.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
None of these people okay, okay, it's really easy for
it's okay. None of them had the friend.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Go go for it, tommy. Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Don't you kind of feel like they were like, go
for it, Tommy.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
No, they were alone. Oh you mean that's actually brilliant.
I want to think someone was like, run up there,
come on, you're right, it's it.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Each person. You're literally twice interiority.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yeah, braver than us. I'm a parallel Howard. Yeah, okay,
we toy.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
What if we freeze.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Disappoint the hags? Yeah, now I don't what to do
with you.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Now, I know, I know, I know, but talk amongst yourselves.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I guess. No, No, this is huge, but I mean,
I mean, here I go. We can't imagine, but like.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
We know, we can lead you to water.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
But I want to be clear, like I might, I'm
not trying to suggest.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
That you need us to bring you to the front
and have you face the crowd. It's like you're clearly
more secure than I'll ever be.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
So it's just like.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I feel like I'm still haunted by like someone who's like.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Like anyone else that wants to join the group. Time
it's not too late. Okay, what do we do with them?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I think I think, uh, what.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Genius, See, I love when this kind of produce oil.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I don't understand, genius.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I think I think you're saying, no one wants to
go home empty handed from this kind of experience.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
You need a souvenir. See they're up here. Get the
photo the group photo.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, okay, anyone who's the activated Facebook reactivate? We set
the group every year, we meet back we fought.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Uh oh, maybe there's something tonight.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Okay, you never know.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Now this is yes, you guys, do you commit to
meet here no matter what has happened.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
And by the way, maybe some romance happens, but you
know what persists more than romance, fucking friendship.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yes, and maybe they'll ride a friend up that happens here.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
A huge tenant, huge tenet of poop, huge tenet of poop. Friendship, friendship.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Even if you can't do community, you can find a friend.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Okay, everybody, I think. But the point is one photo
is the idea.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I don't have a phone anyone. Okay, here's you're gonna
This is important.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
This is key what you found someone else? Okay, here
we go, Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Now, hold on, you promise they're not getting Let's bring
it in. Guys, you're not a crunch a two layer.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah, you've got a You gotta go deeper.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I think we got It's gotta be too deep the
whole way, all right, Can you believe it's strangers strangers among.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Thank you all sit down if any of you want
to fill in any of the open seats, closer.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Don't be shy.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Why I am uh sailing, I'm electrified.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
We have been suffering from a lot of ten o'clock
closing restaurants.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Yeah, it's a serious epidemic.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
You know, it's unacceptable.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Hotel, oh, we have a twenty four hour room service menu,
and then caesar salad.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
They don't have highway.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
No, it's like, it's what has it been that They're like, yeah,
it's oats. Okay, So we've got the cup, you know,
we got the chia.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Oh, I know what you're doing. It's whatever.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It's fridge stables, and they you know, you know, because
it's and then oh, it's hard boiled egg, right, they go,
they go steak. Oh it's jerky resting on a leaf.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
It's one thing after the next. You started to put
together a theme, which is a shelf stable, fridge stable okay,
and you go, oh they got a neck bite. They're
microwaving it right, So you go, okay, this is microwave tops,
this is microwave tops order, and we.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Almost missed the flight based on an egg bite that
was worth it.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
I had never from your Starbucks app.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Well, I've been going I've been going hard on thinking
about at home preparation of egg bites for a while.
Now I've spent I've done months.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
You told me that research. You were so serious. You're like,
you know you can make those at home. You were
like silicon molts or whatever.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, silicone molds, you remembered, Yeah, I remember, but I was, yeah, like,
are they you know, food grade? Food grade? Right? And
get getting right? And I don't want to look hideous.
I don't want to look I don't know what I'm
going for. The real question is, once I form them,
how do I freeze them? In the way the nowher
gets in and they freezing an egg bite?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
I don't see it being worth it ultimately, or do
you what I mean? Like freezing an egg bite?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Eh? No?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
But if you freeze.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Seventy of them, right, and then every day hunger for
a little protein boom microwave and you have a couple,
you know, a little pepper on there, you do something
to kind of awaken it.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I didn't even talk to you.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I was having building community at Starbucks, having so much
fun waiting because that they wouldn't come out.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
So again, I've ever missed a flight in my life.
I have, but okay, but.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I didn't regret it the egg but the egg bites
took so long that we almost missed our flight. And
I was getting so absorbed in building community at Starbucks
where because it was the mobile order, people were.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Going lost and I was a way, that's yours. Yeah,
I was.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I was like, oh, lor drop johnthan he's frustrating.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
How didn't the women who were making the drinks right there?
I was chatting with them. One of them they said
a name.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Huh. Flow said something almost time like flow Ride. I
went floor Ride is here killed being killed? I was like,
it was unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Deep squat you were?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
You were like, truly, this is spent A really good
portion of this is how we've been traveling, entering emails
like this side by side.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
It gets stairs.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I gotta say it, but it's an absolutely it's an
incestral pos posture.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
It's a kind of it's a hip in the basket.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I do it right now, but my pants won't allow it.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
But I have been experiencing blackouts upon standing.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yeah, I started to video you actually because I'm blacking out.
I was like, well you're not.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
But towards it, I think it's confusing blood rushing to that.
I think the blood is rushing.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
You and I are getting head rushes independently. It's almost
started happening right now, thou. Yeah, not Munchausen. What's the
thing where everyone's like we.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
All have it.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Like I'm pulling threads out of my arm, you know,
hysterical something.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
I mean, I get it.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Munchausen or Munchausen by property the group which is your
favorite my proxy.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Everyone was so into Munchausen a few years ago.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I know, I mean to watching it watching a TV show,
I'm like, I think this is a Munchausen by proxy episode,
and then sometimes it's not, and you're like, damn, they
were just sick. WHOA Like, all right, let's wrestle with
that fucking love a Munchausen narrative again by proxy. At
this point, I'm shortening Munchausen by proxy as Munchausen.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Yeah, so I referred of the long version. Yeah, I
love you.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
You've actually been like this, and I really admired this
about you.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
You're gifting you go, I'm buying my mother Augustinus Bader,
I go that old bag.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
You know, No, Okay, but I'm like that's unbelievable. You
going out of pocket on Augustinus. I mean it was
what two and fifty dollars creepy?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Oh oh yeah, yeah, Well she did an interesting thing.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
I wasn't calling her mother. Are to me clear? That
came out wrong. I just meant thought it.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Was more about like not being like I. So my
mother turned seventy five, and I'm giving her We're all
giving her the three siblings seventy five gifts.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Okay, it must be nice have siblings.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
The only child, yeah, okay, and any ones here, yeah,
any babies here.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I heard this at the middle child. This is becoming
an America kind of phased out. Fewer and fewer people
are having three children. No middle Yeah, and the middle
child as kind of a personality and as probably like
the rock, like the bedrock of society.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Are like, are like there are fewer and fewer middle children.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
And solarization, the polarization of that structure. Right, you only
had the baby? Wow, look at me. I get the thing.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
But I also feel like that.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
And then and then the oldest, I mean the oldest,
the oldest they are. I think they have their own issue.
I've seen it time and again. I mean they're so
mad at the baby, you know, the whole thing somatic. No,
I mean they do have somatic issues for sure, Okay,
but they're.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
So mad at oh baby. Oh, so mad at the
want my mother. Okay, sod turns somatic anger at the
baby would be a way to combine it.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah, I saw a baby.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Actually, you were with me. We've been together for days.
We saw baby together for days, and I saw.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
What I thought was someone massaging their baby's head, and
I thought that they they've massaged it to a point
of absurdity, where the baby's head was now this small,
like like that like dough. They pulled it up.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
It was the leg, Okay, it was was panics.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
But honestly, I don't know if you should be massaging
a thigh. I don't care whose it is, baby or not.
That's erotic, Okay, Oh yeah, I want to stand for it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Oh, you've been seeing a lot of loose babies, like
people like holding their baby out without the stuff and
like like ten PM, like Los Angeles seeing people like
babies like.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
You have free air between you and the baby. I mean,
it's kind of cool going to the store, but like, yeah,
just loose raw, yeahangling, Yeah, I was thinking about this actually, like, yeah,
it feels like a baby. It's the boundaries should be
like uniform, right, Like there shouldn't be a foot. It
feels like their legs and their arms should be attached
(20:53):
to the body for like the first two years, do
you know what I mean? Yeah, it differentiated, you know
what I mean? Like that early, like they're not really
prepared for a lot of articulation. Oh, my mother's gifts Okay, yeah,
I'm sorry, go, I've forgotten what it was my mother,
all right, seventy five gifts? Oh right, right, right, So
this has been interesting. So I paid for the that's
(21:13):
what Okay, I paid for the batter. I paid for
the baiter, right, you paid. She paid so out of
pocket for the baby.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I do not.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I said to my mom, you know you're getting twenty
because twenty five gifts from me, and they'll roll in,
you know, the roll in because I'm twenty two five gifts,
seventy five total each sibling. Remember you were just lost
in your only child story about yourself about my siblings
and actually processed the information twenty five gifts each to
add up to seventy five.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
It was actually funny because I pitched, so we're gonna
do the seventy five gifts. And this is something my
mother has done for us, okay, like, oh, it's your
twenty fifth twenty five gifts. You know she does. I've
seen her do it for other family members. So in
the card where twenty five gifts come in your or
seventy five gifts come in your way, I wrote a
parenthetical like something like, you know, an idea was so
from you because you're so generous or whatever, and my
(22:02):
sister was like a stronger without stronger without not calling
out that it was her idea that we were stealing.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Do you think that was the right choice. I would
have gone more with your love you, yeah, I would
have gotten more. That's more in me. But I understand.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
So so sometimes what's not you know, we.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Get free stuff I refuse. There is some high end
stuff and I will give it to my mother. Okay,
but those do not count. I'm not taking storm because
storm Cave hashtag Barber storm Caves send to some products.
Actually it was snuck out the back. It wasn't doctor Barbara,
to be clear. It was someone lowered down to some.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Gay person at the PR company had some goddamn mercy.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah, in some sense of relevance, you know, you know,
via the long tail marketing. Again, that is okay, so
storm cave anyway, I go very I want to be
very clear, mother, none of these were the freebies. I
do not do that. She said, they could absolutely be
the freebies.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
I won't do it. My mom's gone.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Meanwhile, glossier from the nineties, yeah, I've given her.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Meanwhile, remember the pajamas.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
I was disgustedly humilate me in front of my friends.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Okay, wait, sorry, No, it was just we were sent
some pajamas and you sort of revealed to me after
the fact, like Christmas morning, my mother and her knew
pajamas that I gave, and I was like, I recognize those, you.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Know, And you know what my mother actually told me.
She's like, I don't really like these. And this is
what was so cruel about me regifting them. I knew
they weren't really her thing. Do you understand. Yeah, my mother,
my mother the center you know, like of your my
glorious mother.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
By the way, these pajamas were give pajamas for Helen.
These were not for Helen Berlance, like Helen.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Would never lying nor off the red.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
You know.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
It was like Christmas.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, rough rough, Okay, they were rough.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
They were like flammable. It's like you light a match.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
It's sorry Shire starting Yeah, Christmas fire starter.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
She regifted them. Okay, so one of her best friends.
That's actually nice. The ample doesn't fall fun.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Now did you tell her that they were? Did you
go or you're all lying, You're all you're all paying
for the liby.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I think maybe a couple of weeks later, right, I
think she was like, sorry, I I just don't. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
I just something about it is really I have the
I'd have the storm cream here unopened, and I'm going
to the store and I'm buying the storm cream.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
That's fucking crazy, is it?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I mean, why to me, what is the gift? The
gift is I purchased it for you?
Speaker 3 (24:51):
I mean we can fight about this. Yeah, people are saying.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
No, yeah, no, it's not it's not.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I gave way about this. You probably hate this. Oh god.
I had a friend come over nine months pregnant, about
to give birth any day.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
No, he grabbed something from the back literally filter.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
She listen to this. Imagine this.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
My friend, it's a wonderful friend comes over nine months
pregnant with her like three year old. Three year old
baked me a fucking pie for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Can imagine how sweet? I almost wanted to start crying.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
A three year old a real pie or one of
those you know, she made you a.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Pie, you know, one of those things. But like, but
then my friend was like, no, she really did, like
work on it, has a k on it. I'm sure
she did work on it, but she was at and
I was so moved.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
The are you okay?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Honestly, I swear to God I was.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I might have been.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I swear to God.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Really, okay, I made you?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Yeah, no, don't, yes, no, I want I'm just I
believe you. But I just wanted to know, callous, childless heart,
I'm the same.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I mean, I'm deeply unmoved regularly by No.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
I was truly moved. I was truly moved.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
You heard me, Oh sweet? It was to offset my.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
You were trying to access the dog owner through the dog,
which is do you remember the dog?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
All right, I'll just say no, this is this is cross.
I was moved by the pie. I was moved by
my friend and her daughter. And then I, I mean,
this is sick now in retrospect, Garrett, I'm scared what
rubs you're on pulled?
Speaker 3 (26:28):
You know, I mean, it's completely package.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
How old was the kid? For real? Three?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
So did the mother bacon? And it was good?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
I didn't eat it. So that's another thing I know.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
This is I'm thinking ahead. This is a regifting story,
and I'm wondering that you put some you know, running
pancake mother Day?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
You know.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Mother Day?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
All right, sorry, I'll let you go.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
All I'm saying what they call that is that I
in a panic. What do I give?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
You know? What do I do?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I didn't have anything for a child, but I went
and got from my poop closet.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I got a fully wrapped anti aging bomb and gave
it to her unwrapped child, to the mother.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
You think that's really gross?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Where's the Oh no, wait, I understand what's happening. You
in the same experience event a pie has brought to you.
You go, I have nothing for you?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Were you hosting?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
It was nine am? Are you awake?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
We're in the neighborhood. Neighbors we stopped by we can
drop something on your porch.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Or say hello hello. Oh the idea Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Okay, first of all, the idea. I've never heard a
bigger lie and farce. Okay, No one's waiting for a
Thanksgiving A day before Thanksgiving gift with another gift for
those who knock on the door.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Oh, I just had this in my.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Closet, and I didn't pretend I didn't know, but I said,
oh my god, I want to give you something.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah, and I have this high quality cream.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I spelled gas the other day. Right, I called over
the maintenance because I rent.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Okay, I gotta rent. Who owns? Yeah, you want to
fix it?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
You want to?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I mean my own chimney? Yeah, I own it.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I have a chimney.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Yeah, I'm desperate. Yeah really, one of the only things left.
You won't find me signing those papers. Yeah, hideous.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
But imagine it's property property.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Who are you paying to? No one knows. Oh, my
mortgage is to Who does that go to? No one knows.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, it's unclear.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
That is the problem. Follow the money. No one wants to.
No one wants to.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Whenever anyone says mortgage, I just picture the little monopoly
plastic things, and it's sort of like.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Scared and I don't trust people that know, oh yeah,
you know what I hate or a scrow Oh yeah, escrow,
Like are you kidding? And by the way, is there
a W in that word?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Because there is? Right, yeah, which way too full for
what that word is. Like, there shouldn't be a W
at the end of that ship. It's just financial. It
should be a SOLIDI just oh yeah, totally and stand
for something, you know, like.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
It's trying to be like it's a nice word. The
W is kind of like, oh it's a it's that's yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
I mean I said what you said, placial, but you know,
the two can meet.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
W's so.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Because oh so, so I smell gas? Oh yeah, and
I go, I'm not you know, I will not be
the fucking fool who is too afraid. So I call
so scary you know, they come over, okay, and I'm like, I.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Say, who I am the one? Who do you call
the maintenance people of the building? Okay, the sorry, so.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Okay, So I'm smelling it. Okay, I believe I caused it.
This is important okay, because I you know, I took.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
The vacuum, do it? I said, And if you're moved
to rise.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I was abanded behind my stove an oven, okay, okay,
trying to it was hard, but I got it in.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
There because I just know that is your hand. I
just want to understand. No, no, the end of a
dyson got it going behind an area?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Okay, I got I got a hose okay, yeah, and okay,
and then it goes like okay, and I'm like, I
don't even really know it's back there. I'm very unclear
on like, you know how the pipes all come together
to make the matches happen on the show. I do not,
And I'm not interested in learning what a pilot light is. Okay, look,
oh the pilot light's probably out. Have you ever heard that?
Speaker 3 (30:58):
It's like my whole life.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
It's like, I'm like, are you telling me something's been
lit in there this whole time? Well?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Living like that, you know what we haven't talked about
on the pod and we're doing it right now. I
guess you put it that way.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
But all this stuff about how gas stoves will kill you,
you're familiar, right because now it's like, now the luxury
thing is, don't worry, there's no flame in the stone.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
It's one of those in the stone. Induction is the
thing that you just go and it boils. Induction, godless,
godless technologist, sterile my actually, and I just I don't
like that.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
No, no, no, no no, we're not breaking. If we're
not ripped from ritual enough in this goddamn contemporary life,
they're gonna take fire away.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
They're gonna go, oh, you're gonna cook on a You're
gonna cook on a screen. Now, the things we have
left is to return to cooking and to turn on
I'm alive and.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Turn it over.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Oh my god. The questions bring the question buck forgot.
Thank you to everyone who this isn't the bucket that
we brought. But this is the home depot. It's kind
of fun, you know that.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
People say, a couple of bitches here are doing a
live podcast home depot.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Okay, we're pretty down, we're pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Not a sponsor in sight, what's your one desert island product?
And the question is, here's the thing I go, depends
what my goals are on the island.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Well, because obviously you go, okay, we're not pulling to play, right,
We're not gonna because then because then we're just talking
about sunscreen brands, right, which product?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Well, for me, it's gonna be a moisturizer, right, It's
going to be something to moisturize.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
No, I mean the first thing that came to my mind,
frankly was Swaylane.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Holy shit. Well I'm not surprised, bios. I mean, someone says,
I don't know, and that's what I went for.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
First Square Lane. I don't know. That was the first
thing that came in mind. Yeah, I actually don't you
know the first thing. First thing? First, I don't know,
is first that best? I'm not so sure.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yeah, A little tired of that narrative.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
But also, I don't know, what do you.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Think struggling struggling? Okay, So I feel like I'm always
singing their praises, but I'm not gonna apologize for it.
I'm really into the Deuskin.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Hydrate Angel right now, and I just it's angel.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
It's just a angel.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Fuck, It's good and it's in a pump pumping how
what This one's written on a jar card?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Read it? By the way, I gotta make this clear.
If you go to jar mention pook, if you go
to jar mentioned, by the way, I got a text.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
From Susanne the chef. Why didn't we invite her to
the shows? We are not good at our job And
she sent me and she goes, uh, thank you for
sending all the young brilliant minds to Jar. I mean,
I'm sure I talked about this on the pod that
last time I went there. I was walked to my
car that she Susanne wants me to walk you to
(33:50):
your car. No, it was actually embarrassing. I was like,
it was like a block was like the sweet server.
I'm like.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
My tip him yea to the car.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah. Wait wait there was something about jaring. If you
go to Jar and you post about Jar, tag Jar
tag Jar. Also I saw a beautiful post come in
today and I was like, oh Jar didn't see Jar did?
Speaker 3 (34:12):
And see Jar did and c and by the.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Way, I talked to someone, some like hot hip like
person and they were like they didn't know about they
had never heard poog whatever, that's fine, but they were like, yeah,
I feel like Jar is really.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Having a moment. I almost chopped my own head off,
threw it across the room, like can you imagine imagine hearing.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
That from someone po Yeah, I heard Jar seems to
really be.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Having a moment, be like.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Now that that would be very the I actually couldn't
say anything, like the world it was like so much.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
I was like, no, yeah, no, yeah, that's there's no
option saying it's asking for practitioner address, phone numbers, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Hot healer well across almost across the suite from jar,
there's a great healer named Marizio.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Couldn't tell you more than that, but once some one.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yeah, that's pretty good. I think that's that's gave.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
You're gonna love this.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
My dad is an American Airlines pilot, and he said.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
He does get scared during turbulence. No are you know
that's the first part. But but he's most scared watching
his co pilot lands. He often he thinks, I wouldn't
do that.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Oh no, all right, that's scared.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
I want to follow up on poop podcast.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Poo podcast to Gmail.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
I have a lot to discuss before Kate and I
take flight again in mere days.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
That's really oh my god, yeah, because I imagine I
like to set up really easy, right, yeah, some of
them like to go kind of this yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Oh my god. I got excited.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Kate.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
I've seen you at airline multiple times. I've been to
afraid to approach, never be afraid to approach. Ever.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Okay, I'm not Mariah Carey. Okay, it's fine, you're not.
I'm not like fuck, I can't go anywhere. I'm here
with my daughters. Approach approach. I can't say it enough.
Approach approach. This the thing I got into this business.
I'm trying to be alone.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
I've been humiliated in air one every time. I because
I've never been recognized in Arawan. And I go in
and I'm showing my face left and right. I'm I'm
giving a wide angle.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
But I go, you're nonetheless, yeah, come up with hot
bar items. Maybe hard to find a hot bar it
I don't interesting thoughts.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
I'm going to a States State Sales for closing spas
to get pro facial devices products, et cetera. Genius are
crazy innovative, I say, you know, but here's my problem
with the State sales. Sometimes you go and the products
are or the items are marked appropriately, like they're not
necessarily you know. It's like it's like, oh, yeah, this device,
Like normally it's six thousand, here it's four thousand, Like
(36:58):
it's a great deal, right, so.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
It was used by a dead woman. Let's bring it
down to nine hundred and guess who's here from frog
Hollo Farm. My cousin Becky. I won't make her stand up,
but she is here. Maybe I won't make her stand up.
We can do it whenever.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
I don't want to humiliate.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah, let's just say standing up in a crowd went on,
and it is hard because half your body is to
the front and half your body as is always the case,
but you know it's to the back. Yeah, so sixty
and are you supposed to just like you know.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
You're supposed to turn? I think you do a full turn.
Keep it moving, Yeah, you do a full turn. Listeners
of the pod will know I'm you know, very close
to my cousins, and I will say, a bunch of
my cousins are here tonight. It's a big night.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yeah that actually, And by the way, it's like, if
I were interested in show business, I would have forced
them all to stand.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
And the night is young and we can still do that.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah, if we start letting people dictate, okay, if.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
I actually felt that I phnt do it. Yeah, it's
kind of hearing a guy be like, do it?
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Oh he loved it.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Yeah, I'll say some.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Thing I felt unsafe. Okay, it goes deep, it goes deep.
I felt like, Kate, do not feed, like, do not
give a little share hand the thing? Okay, because then
they'll they'll go rabid with power.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Yeah, if you just respond, if you know, you negotiate
with the audience, of course. I mean we never forget,
all right, I never forget that you're a mob. I
mean I said this, but by the way, you could
kill us right now and quickly, like, honestly, the front
row alone?
Speaker 3 (38:29):
How far? How long do you think it actually takes
to rip someone to shreds?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
All right?
Speaker 3 (38:34):
All right, let's know now here's here's to pull someone
limb from limb.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Here's a question, Kate, Okay, this is actually really interesting
and I don't want to leave this topic. No one,
let us leave this topic, Okay til it's completely exhausted. Okay,
because I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
I'm thrilled.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Okay, So here's a question. Is it harder for thirty
people to kill someone bare handed than it is for
four people to kill someone bare handed? Saying I can't
get a hold, Yeah, me, it's like the daddy long
legs that it's deeply poisonous if it bites you, but
it has no ability to bite you. That thing is
its own legs are in the way or something.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Really, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Yeah, it's own legs are in the way.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yeah, no, I guess if it's four, everyone grabs a limb,
all right, one limb, Everyone's grabbed it right now.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I don't think I don't think there's just if if
four people could just instantly tear apart one person, I
don't think civilization would you know, would have flourished, right,
because that would have been all day, every day. Yeah, yeah,
it would have been like do you want to hear.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
You got torn up?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Well I all the time. I'm like, it's amazing, it's
not just pure screams at all times. Yeah, it's it's amazing.
It's not everyone's ripping. I mean it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
I think it's pure screams. Then we go, well, that's
not gonnaut. Let me be silent, and then it sort
of filters through like like okay, so Kate's like, why
why is everyone screaming all the time on the streets, right,
Like it would make sense.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
It would just make sense to be like you're at CV,
everyone's like like they're kind of not and I think
it's like there's that impulse and then it's been pushed down.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Okay, so and then it comes out just in like taxes,
you know what I mean, Like it's been sublimated, sublimated,
though the opposite is sublimated, get subblimated. Oh you mean
it's been It's been like instead of going up sublimation
right into a higher thing, it's gone lower.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Wait why I thought sublimation did suggest it getting going?
Anyone here?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
If you sublimate me, anyone here, no go me, because
I feel like, okay, do you see this distortion on
our faces? I feel like that right now?
Speaker 3 (40:41):
I'm embarrassed. Sublimation apparently no.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
But if you sublimate the sexual desire into your art,
right right, you're taking the lower to the higher, right.
I feel like this is the like truth, like how right,
Like CBS is what almost like should be happening. It's
like pushed down into kind of like yeah, day to day,
I don't know, like that's why they're not screaming.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Because they're doing their taxes.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
I understand and they shoved it into texts.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Yeah, well know, the choreography of modern life holds the
terror of the other day. You might be able to say,
you're right, that's why we're not ripping each other limb
from limb, because we have to go to.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Will be the fastest way, will be the fastest way
for the audience to kill us. That's the first thing
I want.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
To and are to organize. What is it they rush
us and bank us on the head about? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Yeah, but but do you think they would allow someone
to step up I got this? Or would it be
them all deciding amongst themselves.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
No, I don't think it'd be you.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Humans might be analyzing it. Honestly, this group I.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Think it's I think maybe even in this beautiful benevolent
I think there's probably four or five people who could
deliver some fatal blows, and it maybe would come once
one's finally given the permission to bonk. Yeah, you be alarmed.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
It's called community exactly.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
It is.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
The community keeps us.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
From If I were gonna die, I wouldn't mind dying
dying ripped apart by an audience. Isn't that the final goal?
I mean, isn't it consume, consume me until I'm gone,
and then you know, transcendence through a tiny bite of
the event host in everyone's mouth.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Right, how was the show host you know, get.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
A tiny little bit.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Yeah, well that's why when I you know, you think
about Elvis or you know, yeah, Tarlo Swift if I may,
it's like, it's amazing they're not ripped to pieces every night.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Yeah, this is what three security guards like, don't even
try ripping a rap.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
I mean really, it's like, I have a question for you,
and it's a bit much, okay, but I guess they
are ripped apart in the ends psychologically now, yeah, and
what starts they are cannibalized.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Sorry, I'm no, it's.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
Yeah, they are.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
No.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
But I did want to say before us and this
is a little bit in the same, and I get excited.
Boyut these topics okay, okay, okay, okay, don't yes me.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
To read them in silence. So this is a bit much.
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Here's my question, Kate, you and me classic uh rock
climbing group plane crash, Andy's you know, classic cannibal scenario, right,
freezing gotta eat someone to live, right, and let's just
say that person sacrifices themselves.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
I'm not eating You're serious, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
I think that is now. I said, we don't kill them.
I'm saying, let's just say they die their their meat
is good right now. Some people have an actual I
meeting this. Some people an actual probably visceral response out right,
oh yeah. To me, I'm just like.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
Literally, of course, yeah right.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
I almost think there's a drag of humanity going on there, oh,
pretending over.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
Same amino as finally given the chance.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
You finally get to eat someone in row sixteen f
and the eroticization you know that were.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Here's here's a here's a key question is about.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Would you would you sooner eat someone that you like,
you're attracted to them something, or would you sooner eat
someone you're like, they're a motherfucker, I'm gonna eat them
right like they were so cruel or.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
I don't think. Okay, if they're not there to like
be like eating.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Me, they're not there a little perfect.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Then I find no eroticism in consuming them if they're
not there to realize they've been consumed.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yeah, yeah, no, I don't know cannibalism, ironic, I wasn't Yeah, oh,
you were just.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Talking about sort of general flavor, you know.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
No, I just went psychologically. Is it easier to eat
someone that you personally don't like, or is it easier
to eat someone?
Speaker 1 (45:24):
I think it's easiest to eat me. You know why,
because I've said that you should eat me. I've said
I'll eat others. I've said it's you know, yeah, well
you really starving, would would actually like?
Speaker 3 (45:37):
I don't think I could eat clutch your pearls.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Are you fucking serious?
Speaker 3 (45:39):
I don't think I could do it. I mean, I
just don't say not doing it. Go ahead, Remember you
were scared if I asked. I want you to go ahead, Okay,
eat me?
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Okay, but I don't want any comments about how you
can taste the fact that I wasn't vegan or something yeah,
or she ate canola oil. This is clearly inflamed flesh.
If you eat me, you act like it's the finest
meat of the humans that could happen. Defend me at
all costs if anyone else speaks up.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
An ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Friends, two untamable intellects. This is our hobby, This is
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This is poog.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Oh. We went on tour, we sold merch, and we
even did shows. Here are some clips from those shows.
Please enjoy it. And yeah, merch is available online at
poog live dot com. I'd love to see a professional
(00:38):
about our history through the ages. Someone could really lay.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
It down for two years.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Well, I mean I've tried every night, Yeah, you know,
go to bed. I mean, I but we're a listen
to guided meditations that send me.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
We once did a joint guided meditation in New York City.
I want to tay twenty sixteen.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
In my hotel room, not the Lovelow, shockingly a hotel.
The name's gone. That name's gone. Name is gone.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
That was where you had that swimming pool you were
afraid to get into.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, we'll get to that.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I was afraid to go alone. I've never been able
to go alone to a pool at all. But like
in the context of the hotel.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I had to have you coach me through going down
to a hotel pool.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Once I couldn't summon the narrative of what would bring
me down there, and I felt that then I had.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
To really act. I'm going nor sitting by the pool
pretending like relaxing. You can't do it, town, No, No.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I taught her. I taught her, Okay, I actually, And
the thing is, the narrative is so simple. She needed
the narrative. The problem was you didn't. You couldn't play
the scene okay, because you didn't know what the scene was.
You didn't know what the scene meant, you know what
I mean? So I provided it for you. And once
you understand, right, a simple directive is an actor, right,
once you understand the basic thing, which is you're just
you're a woman, okay, you're a business woman. Okay. And
(01:55):
so when you're at a hotel and there's an opportunity
to take a dip, yeah, you got a couple hours.
Whatever you're gonna you're gonna make use of the facilities.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Do you see that really helps me? That's true?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
And so you go down there, and yes, you did
bring a suit because occasionally, as you laugh, it's really
it's really simple, and so it's go. You set things down,
and it's sort of I mean, a hotel is the
one place where you can perform loneliness. I think with no,
you almost don't need any you don't.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Need to put a hat on it. You know what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's and it's sort of yours. See how this pool
is I do this.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Even that things alone? Yeah, you're performing noticing. Oh, like
I don't like that. I I have a panic attack.
If I'm in a restaurant and I don't know where
the bathroom is, you will not find me in the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Mag mag mag. It's like pots and pans. Is this
I mean?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, yeah, the idea of even briefly having someone go, oh,
it's over there.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
See, I'm shocked by that. I'm shocked. I see I.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
See you restaurants before I go.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I see you as just into it. No, okay, and
you're willing to just do that s what I want
and then get knowing the world will turn your ass
around if.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I go in the wrong direction and they go, actually
it's there. I have to truly do.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Hello baby, Hello, Yeah, I have to go in the
opposite direction.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I can't just where's the bathroom?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Well, my biggest, my biggest, humiliation or fear in the restroom,
my biggest. There's a few, there's actually a few neurotic things.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Let's say we meet for dinner.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Let's say we meet for dinner. I'm sure we've talked
about this. Who cares? You know, repetition is ritual.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Repetition breeds difference, write it down.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Okay, So let's say I'm meeting you. I don't like
spotting you from Afar, And then this kind of were
these fools from Afar? Yeah, we're full bodied fools.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
In the I mean I'm seated at the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Actually, actually, if I'm seated, I like to perform. Then
looking down and studying the menu so that you can
you can us meeting can begin with you hi, right,
with dignity, a.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Full person not have watched me walk across. That's what
I'm saying. So that's, by the way, that is real
social grace.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Pretend you don't see me, feel what you feel, right,
so then you're exactly it.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
That's that thing people don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Not everyone, and you know, you know, you know, it's
tough about it. Okay, And this is why you gotta
get your performing, you know, satisfaction. Elsewhere is it goes,
it goes unnoticed, and that is true grace, right, effortless. Okay,
they don't thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
They just feel pretending to not see me. And yeah, yeah,
no one, no one.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
And then so there's that, right, and then my other
big one. And I really wonder if you struggle with this.
And this is sort of a male ego thing that
I project onto the kitchen, a kind of maleify the
kitchen as fallous interesting, yeah, okay, and thus must prop Okay,
I must prop at all costs, right, So yeah, I
have this thing about how when I'm handed to menu,
(04:50):
particularly if it's a single sheet, I'm afraid to get
to the bottom to flip it over, okay, to see
if there's more food in the back.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
There's not.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I imagine like the doors are swinging, okay, the doors, the
bustling of the kitchen or in and out okay, and
the chef okay, looks over and he sees me, okay,
go like, go like and go like. I guess it's
just this stuff, you know'd be so horrifying for him.
(05:22):
So what I do is I feel, I feel for
raised or pressed type.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
That's so sweet, that's really sweet. Yeah, that's big. I
think they've actually eliminated the flip.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's gone.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You mean it's gone. I think it's like the late
eighties and it never again. Maybe the nineties too many
people missed it. I just think now I think double sided. Yeah,
but whence last time he saw a double side of menu?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
See, this is the thing that the trauma lives on
once it's in the cells. You know what I mean.
I'm checking for type on the back of a plastic laminate.
You know what I mean, there's the lamin.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
It feels familiar. You put the type.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, because you you probably see me do it. You
probably see me feel for it.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
We can't forget about the bucket. The question look at
the bucket?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Did anyone feel anxiety when they saw the sign? Like
this an activity I could participate? I could not, Like
this is my like big chance to sort of.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I don't know, Like I just I don't like.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
When I'm suddenly offered an opportunity. It's scary, you know.
I'm like, why did you have to put that in
the mix?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Like it's just ooh oh, See this is what's scary
because this one's there's some personality on it, the person
who created this conceive I saw a.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Movement over here, you saw up their own work.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Okay, I was you're a cunt, you know. I was
like scared if I was, like.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I always think it's two cunts.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Like what's your favorite way?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
He did?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Fucked? You know, it's like scary or something.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
But this.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
This is fun. I just moved to New York? How
do I make friends? I'd say, you're in the right spot, honey?
Who wrote you?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Don't have to stand up if you're scared, because I understand,
but stand up? Who just moved to New York?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, let's see because you're in the spot to make friends.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yay?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
In the balcony, Oh, I can't see you.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I can't see you do to the light. Hold on.
I think you made about seven hundred and eighty two friends.
I don't know how man people are here.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
But the problem with seven hundred and eighty two friends
is you go with zero, right, So I want to
help you find one, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Right?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah? What's your handle? Your what's your recroche? Through the synagogue? Brian?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Okay, is there there else who came solo tonight?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Okay, hell yeah? Can the solo stand in? This is
who you want members?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Stand up?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Solo?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I didn't stay single and didn't say anything.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
No, Brian, No, but this is Kerey. This is Key
yetting on your phone.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Hello, soyo, you're fuck Hello solo solo soup?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Good? Brian?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Did you come with someone? Okay, we're gonna figure this out.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Okay, the original the original solo wasn't solo, but I
think it.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I think, Brian, maybe if you're comfortable, you should separate
from the core family and come down here to the
floor and there's a seat right here up front for
you if you want it.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
No pressure.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
And oh wait, the other solos, Now this is interesting.
The other solos is humilitating them.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
They all sat down. It's not back up.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It's first of all, radical punk and brave to come
to go anywhere alone.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Okay, because you're not alone now that that way. I
have a theory.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
They're not standing back up because you didn't affirm when
I said stand back up.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Okay, I think I think you should stand up, and
I think we've got it.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
We've got two seats right here. You could sit next
to someone we're back. And by the way, yeah, why
don't you two come right here?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Go? You can't leave it going out.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
I don't want to leave anyone. Oh solo, here we go.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Come to the front, are you Brian whem locking here?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Don't sit down, don't sit down, don't.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Sit up, Solos we do. It's worth to come to
the front. You're obsessed with filling seats. Okay, just come
to the front. Okay, come to the front.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Great, great, we'll send you back after. Yeah, you're going here, yes, yes, yes,
bull story. Okay, so I'm about to see here come back.
This is a different kind of moment, all right, all right,
she is a vision and I'm supporting it.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, I need the people to understand.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yes, this is actually huge.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Not wait, there's a moment. Someone might be like, Okay,
I'm one of them, and I hesitated and it's too late.
Now the moment is past. It's not too late.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
It's not too late to come down. It's not too
late to come down.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Okay, they're coming some carey.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yes, okay, yeah, god, yes.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yes, rules rules.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, this is huge.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Oh wait. Now I feel like I'm part of a community.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I feel that I am worshiping tonight in a senteg
you are worshiping.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
This is reversion. Wouldn't be great? The rest is how
just course line one at a time, step up. Now,
I feel like okay, wait, correct me. Okay. Psychologically, don't
you feel like the audience as a whole, it's starting
to see them as a group, right.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yeah, and so you think like they all feel to
get but they're not.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
These are into like do you realize like, no one here, no, okay,
no one had their friend except for the original?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Okay, okay, where are you because.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
You started at all?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
You know, thank you?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Oh hi, the humility of the original? Was your name
rien to not to not to be seated, to be.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Original? Center?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Take it?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah yeah, okay, can bring it back, take your place.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
None of these people okay, okay, it's really easy for
it's okay. None of them had the friend.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Go go for it, tommy. Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Don't you kind of feel like they were like, go
for it, Tommy.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
No, they were alone. Oh you mean that's actually brilliant.
I want to think someone was like, run up there,
come on, you're right, it's it.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Each person. You're literally twice interiority.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yeah, braver than us. I'm a parallel Howard. Yeah, okay,
we toy.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
What if we freeze.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Disappoint the hags? Yeah, now I don't what to do
with you.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Now, I know, I know, I know, but talk amongst yourselves.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I guess. No, No, this is huge, but I mean,
I mean, here I go. We can't imagine, but like.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
We know, we can lead you to water.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
But I want to be clear, like I might, I'm
not trying to suggest.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
That you need us to bring you to the front
and have you face the crowd. It's like you're clearly
more secure than I'll ever be.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
So it's just like.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I feel like I'm still haunted by like someone who's like.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Like anyone else that wants to join the group. Time
it's not too late. Okay, what do we do with them?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I think I think, uh, what.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Genius, See, I love when this kind of produce oil.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I don't understand, genius.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I think I think you're saying, no one wants to
go home empty handed from this kind of experience.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
You need a souvenir. See they're up here. Get the
photo the group photo.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, okay, anyone who's the activated Facebook reactivate? We set
the group every year, we meet back we fought.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Uh oh, maybe there's something tonight.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Okay, you never know.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Now this is yes, you guys, do you commit to
meet here no matter what has happened.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
And by the way, maybe some romance happens, but you
know what persists more than romance, fucking friendship.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yes, and maybe they'll ride a friend up that happens here.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
A huge tenant, huge tenet of poop, huge tenet of poop. Friendship, friendship.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Even if you can't do community, you can find a friend.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Okay, everybody, I think. But the point is one photo
is the idea.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I don't have a phone anyone. Okay, here's you're gonna
This is important.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
This is key what you found someone else? Okay, here
we go, Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Now, hold on, you promise they're not getting Let's bring
it in. Guys, you're not a crunch a two layer.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah, you've got a You gotta go deeper.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I think we got It's gotta be too deep the
whole way, all right, Can you believe it's strangers strangers among.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Thank you all sit down if any of you want
to fill in any of the open seats, closer.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Don't be shy.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Why I am uh sailing, I'm electrified.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
We have been suffering from a lot of ten o'clock
closing restaurants.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Yeah, it's a serious epidemic.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
You know, it's unacceptable.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Hotel, oh, we have a twenty four hour room service menu,
and then caesar salad.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
They don't have highway.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
No, it's like, it's what has it been that They're like, yeah,
it's oats. Okay, So we've got the cup, you know,
we got the chia.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Oh, I know what you're doing. It's whatever.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It's fridge stables, and they you know, you know, because
it's and then oh, it's hard boiled egg, right, they go,
they go steak. Oh it's jerky resting on a leaf.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
It's one thing after the next. You started to put
together a theme, which is a shelf stable, fridge stable okay,
and you go, oh they got a neck bite. They're
microwaving it right, So you go, okay, this is microwave tops,
this is microwave tops order, and we.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Almost missed the flight based on an egg bite that
was worth it.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
I had never from your Starbucks app.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Well, I've been going I've been going hard on thinking
about at home preparation of egg bites for a while.
Now I've spent I've done months.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
You told me that research. You were so serious. You're like,
you know you can make those at home. You were
like silicon molts or whatever.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, silicone molds, you remembered, Yeah, I remember, but I was, yeah, like,
are they you know, food grade? Food grade? Right? And
get getting right? And I don't want to look hideous.
I don't want to look I don't know what I'm
going for. The real question is, once I form them,
how do I freeze them? In the way the nowher
gets in and they freezing an egg bite?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
I don't see it being worth it ultimately, or do
you what I mean? Like freezing an egg bite?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Eh? No?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
But if you freeze.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Seventy of them, right, and then every day hunger for
a little protein boom microwave and you have a couple,
you know, a little pepper on there, you do something
to kind of awaken it.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I didn't even talk to you.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I was having building community at Starbucks, having so much
fun waiting because that they wouldn't come out.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
So again, I've ever missed a flight in my life.
I have, but okay, but.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I didn't regret it the egg but the egg bites
took so long that we almost missed our flight. And
I was getting so absorbed in building community at Starbucks
where because it was the mobile order, people were.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Going lost and I was a way, that's yours. Yeah,
I was.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I was like, oh, lor drop johnthan he's frustrating.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
How didn't the women who were making the drinks right there?
I was chatting with them. One of them they said
a name.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Huh. Flow said something almost time like flow Ride. I
went floor Ride is here killed being killed? I was like,
it was unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Deep squat you were?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
You were like, truly, this is spent A really good
portion of this is how we've been traveling, entering emails
like this side by side.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
It gets stairs.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I gotta say it, but it's an absolutely it's an
incestral pos posture.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
It's a kind of it's a hip in the basket.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I do it right now, but my pants won't allow it.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
But I have been experiencing blackouts upon standing.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yeah, I started to video you actually because I'm blacking out.
I was like, well you're not.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
But towards it, I think it's confusing blood rushing to that.
I think the blood is rushing.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
You and I are getting head rushes independently. It's almost
started happening right now, thou. Yeah, not Munchausen. What's the
thing where everyone's like we.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
All have it.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Like I'm pulling threads out of my arm, you know,
hysterical something.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
I mean, I get it.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Munchausen or Munchausen by property the group which is your
favorite my proxy.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Everyone was so into Munchausen a few years ago.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I know, I mean to watching it watching a TV show,
I'm like, I think this is a Munchausen by proxy episode,
and then sometimes it's not, and you're like, damn, they
were just sick. WHOA Like, all right, let's wrestle with
that fucking love a Munchausen narrative again by proxy. At
this point, I'm shortening Munchausen by proxy as Munchausen.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Yeah, so I referred of the long version. Yeah, I
love you.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
You've actually been like this, and I really admired this
about you.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
You're gifting you go, I'm buying my mother Augustinus Bader,
I go that old bag.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
You know, No, Okay, but I'm like that's unbelievable. You
going out of pocket on Augustinus. I mean it was
what two and fifty dollars creepy?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Oh oh yeah, yeah, Well she did an interesting thing.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
I wasn't calling her mother. Are to me clear? That
came out wrong. I just meant thought it.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Was more about like not being like I. So my
mother turned seventy five, and I'm giving her We're all
giving her the three siblings seventy five gifts.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Okay, it must be nice have siblings.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
The only child, yeah, okay, and any ones here, yeah,
any babies here.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I heard this at the middle child. This is becoming
an America kind of phased out. Fewer and fewer people
are having three children. No middle Yeah, and the middle
child as kind of a personality and as probably like
the rock, like the bedrock of society.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Are like, are like there are fewer and fewer middle children.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
And solarization, the polarization of that structure. Right, you only
had the baby? Wow, look at me. I get the thing.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
But I also feel like that.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
And then and then the oldest, I mean the oldest,
the oldest they are. I think they have their own issue.
I've seen it time and again. I mean they're so
mad at the baby, you know, the whole thing somatic. No,
I mean they do have somatic issues for sure, Okay,
but they're.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
So mad at oh baby. Oh, so mad at the
want my mother. Okay, sod turns somatic anger at the
baby would be a way to combine it.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah, I saw a baby.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Actually, you were with me. We've been together for days.
We saw baby together for days, and I saw.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
What I thought was someone massaging their baby's head, and
I thought that they they've massaged it to a point
of absurdity, where the baby's head was now this small,
like like that like dough. They pulled it up.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
It was the leg, Okay, it was was panics.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
But honestly, I don't know if you should be massaging
a thigh. I don't care whose it is, baby or not.
That's erotic, Okay, Oh yeah, I want to stand for it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Oh, you've been seeing a lot of loose babies, like
people like holding their baby out without the stuff and
like like ten PM, like Los Angeles seeing people like
babies like.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
You have free air between you and the baby. I mean,
it's kind of cool going to the store, but like, yeah,
just loose raw, yeahangling, Yeah, I was thinking about this actually, like, yeah,
it feels like a baby. It's the boundaries should be
like uniform, right, Like there shouldn't be a foot. It
feels like their legs and their arms should be attached
(20:53):
to the body for like the first two years, do
you know what I mean? Yeah, it differentiated, you know
what I mean? Like that early, like they're not really
prepared for a lot of articulation. Oh, my mother's gifts Okay, yeah,
I'm sorry, go, I've forgotten what it was my mother,
all right, seventy five gifts? Oh right, right, right, So
this has been interesting. So I paid for the that's
(21:13):
what Okay, I paid for the batter. I paid for
the baiter, right, you paid. She paid so out of
pocket for the baby.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I do not.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I said to my mom, you know you're getting twenty
because twenty five gifts from me, and they'll roll in,
you know, the roll in because I'm twenty two five gifts,
seventy five total each sibling. Remember you were just lost
in your only child story about yourself about my siblings
and actually processed the information twenty five gifts each to
add up to seventy five.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
It was actually funny because I pitched, so we're gonna
do the seventy five gifts. And this is something my
mother has done for us, okay, like, oh, it's your
twenty fifth twenty five gifts. You know she does. I've
seen her do it for other family members. So in
the card where twenty five gifts come in your or
seventy five gifts come in your way, I wrote a
parenthetical like something like, you know, an idea was so
from you because you're so generous or whatever, and my
(22:02):
sister was like a stronger without stronger without not calling
out that it was her idea that we were stealing.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Do you think that was the right choice. I would
have gone more with your love you, yeah, I would
have gotten more. That's more in me. But I understand.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
So so sometimes what's not you know, we.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Get free stuff I refuse. There is some high end
stuff and I will give it to my mother. Okay,
but those do not count. I'm not taking storm because
storm Cave hashtag Barber storm Caves send to some products.
Actually it was snuck out the back. It wasn't doctor Barbara,
to be clear. It was someone lowered down to some.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Gay person at the PR company had some goddamn mercy.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah, in some sense of relevance, you know, you know,
via the long tail marketing. Again, that is okay, so
storm cave anyway, I go very I want to be
very clear, mother, none of these were the freebies. I
do not do that. She said, they could absolutely be
the freebies.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
I won't do it. My mom's gone.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Meanwhile, glossier from the nineties, yeah, I've given her.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Meanwhile, remember the pajamas.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
I was disgustedly humilate me in front of my friends.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Okay, wait, sorry, No, it was just we were sent
some pajamas and you sort of revealed to me after
the fact, like Christmas morning, my mother and her knew
pajamas that I gave, and I was like, I recognize those, you.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Know, And you know what my mother actually told me.
She's like, I don't really like these. And this is
what was so cruel about me regifting them. I knew
they weren't really her thing. Do you understand. Yeah, my mother,
my mother the center you know, like of your my
glorious mother.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
By the way, these pajamas were give pajamas for Helen.
These were not for Helen Berlance, like Helen.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Would never lying nor off the red.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
You know.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
It was like Christmas.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, rough rough, Okay, they were rough.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
They were like flammable. It's like you light a match.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
It's sorry Shire starting Yeah, Christmas fire starter.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
She regifted them. Okay, so one of her best friends.
That's actually nice. The ample doesn't fall fun.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Now did you tell her that they were? Did you
go or you're all lying, You're all you're all paying
for the liby.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I think maybe a couple of weeks later, right, I
think she was like, sorry, I I just don't. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
I just something about it is really I have the
I'd have the storm cream here unopened, and I'm going
to the store and I'm buying the storm cream.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
That's fucking crazy, is it?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I mean, why to me, what is the gift? The
gift is I purchased it for you?
Speaker 3 (24:51):
I mean we can fight about this. Yeah, people are saying.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
No, yeah, no, it's not it's not.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I gave way about this. You probably hate this. Oh god.
I had a friend come over nine months pregnant, about
to give birth any day.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
No, he grabbed something from the back literally filter.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
She listen to this. Imagine this.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
My friend, it's a wonderful friend comes over nine months
pregnant with her like three year old. Three year old
baked me a fucking pie for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Can imagine how sweet? I almost wanted to start crying.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
A three year old a real pie or one of
those you know, she made you a.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Pie, you know, one of those things. But like, but
then my friend was like, no, she really did, like
work on it, has a k on it. I'm sure
she did work on it, but she was at and
I was so moved.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
The are you okay?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Honestly, I swear to God I was.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I might have been.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I swear to God.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Really, okay, I made you?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Yeah, no, don't, yes, no, I want I'm just I
believe you. But I just wanted to know, callous, childless heart,
I'm the same.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I mean, I'm deeply unmoved regularly by No.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
I was truly moved. I was truly moved.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
You heard me, Oh sweet? It was to offset my.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
You were trying to access the dog owner through the dog,
which is do you remember the dog?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
All right, I'll just say no, this is this is cross.
I was moved by the pie. I was moved by
my friend and her daughter. And then I, I mean,
this is sick now in retrospect, Garrett, I'm scared what
rubs you're on pulled?
Speaker 3 (26:28):
You know, I mean, it's completely package.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
How old was the kid? For real? Three?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
So did the mother bacon? And it was good?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
I didn't eat it. So that's another thing I know.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
This is I'm thinking ahead. This is a regifting story,
and I'm wondering that you put some you know, running
pancake mother Day?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
You know.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Mother Day?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
All right, sorry, I'll let you go.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
All I'm saying what they call that is that I
in a panic. What do I give?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
You know? What do I do?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I didn't have anything for a child, but I went
and got from my poop closet.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I got a fully wrapped anti aging bomb and gave
it to her unwrapped child, to the mother.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
You think that's really gross?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Where's the Oh no, wait, I understand what's happening. You
in the same experience event a pie has brought to you.
You go, I have nothing for you?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Were you hosting?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
It was nine am? Are you awake?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
We're in the neighborhood. Neighbors we stopped by we can
drop something on your porch.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Or say hello hello. Oh the idea Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Okay, first of all, the idea. I've never heard a
bigger lie and farce. Okay, No one's waiting for a
Thanksgiving A day before Thanksgiving gift with another gift for
those who knock on the door.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Oh, I just had this in my.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Closet, and I didn't pretend I didn't know, but I said,
oh my god, I want to give you something.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah, and I have this high quality cream.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I spelled gas the other day. Right, I called over
the maintenance because I rent.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Okay, I gotta rent. Who owns? Yeah, you want to
fix it?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
You want to?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I mean my own chimney? Yeah, I own it.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I have a chimney.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Yeah, I'm desperate. Yeah really, one of the only things left.
You won't find me signing those papers. Yeah, hideous.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
But imagine it's property property.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Who are you paying to? No one knows. Oh, my
mortgage is to Who does that go to? No one knows.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, it's unclear.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
That is the problem. Follow the money. No one wants to.
No one wants to.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Whenever anyone says mortgage, I just picture the little monopoly
plastic things, and it's sort of like.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Scared and I don't trust people that know, oh yeah,
you know what I hate or a scrow Oh yeah, escrow,
Like are you kidding? And by the way, is there
a W in that word?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Because there is? Right, yeah, which way too full for
what that word is. Like, there shouldn't be a W
at the end of that ship. It's just financial. It
should be a SOLIDI just oh yeah, totally and stand
for something, you know, like.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
It's trying to be like it's a nice word. The
W is kind of like, oh it's a it's that's yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
I mean I said what you said, placial, but you know,
the two can meet.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
W's so.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Because oh so, so I smell gas? Oh yeah, and
I go, I'm not you know, I will not be
the fucking fool who is too afraid. So I call
so scary you know, they come over, okay, and I'm like, I.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Say, who I am the one? Who do you call
the maintenance people of the building? Okay, the sorry, so.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Okay, So I'm smelling it. Okay, I believe I caused it.
This is important okay, because I you know, I took.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
The vacuum, do it? I said, And if you're moved
to rise.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I was abanded behind my stove an oven, okay, okay,
trying to it was hard, but I got it in.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
There because I just know that is your hand. I
just want to understand. No, no, the end of a
dyson got it going behind an area?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Okay, I got I got a hose okay, yeah, and okay,
and then it goes like okay, and I'm like, I
don't even really know it's back there. I'm very unclear
on like, you know how the pipes all come together
to make the matches happen on the show. I do not,
And I'm not interested in learning what a pilot light is. Okay, look,
oh the pilot light's probably out. Have you ever heard that?
Speaker 3 (30:58):
It's like my whole life.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
It's like, I'm like, are you telling me something's been
lit in there this whole time? Well?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Living like that, you know what we haven't talked about
on the pod and we're doing it right now. I
guess you put it that way.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
But all this stuff about how gas stoves will kill you,
you're familiar, right because now it's like, now the luxury
thing is, don't worry, there's no flame in the stone.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
It's one of those in the stone. Induction is the
thing that you just go and it boils. Induction, godless,
godless technologist, sterile my actually, and I just I don't
like that.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
No, no, no, no no, we're not breaking. If we're
not ripped from ritual enough in this goddamn contemporary life,
they're gonna take fire away.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
They're gonna go, oh, you're gonna cook on a You're
gonna cook on a screen. Now, the things we have
left is to return to cooking and to turn on
I'm alive and.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Turn it over.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Oh my god. The questions bring the question buck forgot.
Thank you to everyone who this isn't the bucket that
we brought. But this is the home depot. It's kind
of fun, you know that.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
People say, a couple of bitches here are doing a
live podcast home depot.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Okay, we're pretty down, we're pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Not a sponsor in sight, what's your one desert island product?
And the question is, here's the thing I go, depends
what my goals are on the island.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Well, because obviously you go, okay, we're not pulling to play, right,
We're not gonna because then because then we're just talking
about sunscreen brands, right, which product?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Well, for me, it's gonna be a moisturizer, right, It's
going to be something to moisturize.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
No, I mean the first thing that came to my mind,
frankly was Swaylane.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Holy shit. Well I'm not surprised, bios. I mean, someone says,
I don't know, and that's what I went for.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
First Square Lane. I don't know. That was the first
thing that came in mind. Yeah, I actually don't you
know the first thing. First thing? First, I don't know,
is first that best? I'm not so sure.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yeah, A little tired of that narrative.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
But also, I don't know, what do you.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Think struggling struggling? Okay, So I feel like I'm always
singing their praises, but I'm not gonna apologize for it.
I'm really into the Deuskin.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Hydrate Angel right now, and I just it's angel.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
It's just a angel.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Fuck, It's good and it's in a pump pumping how
what This one's written on a jar card?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Read it? By the way, I gotta make this clear.
If you go to jar mention pook, if you go
to jar mentioned, by the way, I got a text.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
From Susanne the chef. Why didn't we invite her to
the shows? We are not good at our job And
she sent me and she goes, uh, thank you for
sending all the young brilliant minds to Jar. I mean,
I'm sure I talked about this on the pod that
last time I went there. I was walked to my
car that she Susanne wants me to walk you to
(33:50):
your car. No, it was actually embarrassing. I was like,
it was like a block was like the sweet server.
I'm like.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
My tip him yea to the car.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah. Wait wait there was something about jaring. If you
go to Jar and you post about Jar, tag Jar
tag Jar. Also I saw a beautiful post come in
today and I was like, oh Jar didn't see Jar did?
Speaker 3 (34:12):
And see Jar did and c and by the.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Way, I talked to someone, some like hot hip like
person and they were like they didn't know about they
had never heard poog whatever, that's fine, but they were like, yeah,
I feel like Jar is really.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Having a moment. I almost chopped my own head off,
threw it across the room, like can you imagine imagine hearing.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
That from someone po Yeah, I heard Jar seems to
really be.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Having a moment, be like.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Now that that would be very the I actually couldn't
say anything, like the world it was like so much.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
I was like, no, yeah, no, yeah, that's there's no
option saying it's asking for practitioner address, phone numbers, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Hot healer well across almost across the suite from jar,
there's a great healer named Marizio.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Couldn't tell you more than that, but once some one.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yeah, that's pretty good. I think that's that's gave.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
You're gonna love this.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
My dad is an American Airlines pilot, and he said.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
He does get scared during turbulence. No are you know
that's the first part. But but he's most scared watching
his co pilot lands. He often he thinks, I wouldn't
do that.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Oh no, all right, that's scared.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
I want to follow up on poop podcast.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Poo podcast to Gmail.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
I have a lot to discuss before Kate and I
take flight again in mere days.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
That's really oh my god, yeah, because I imagine I
like to set up really easy, right, yeah, some of
them like to go kind of this yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Oh my god. I got excited.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Kate.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
I've seen you at airline multiple times. I've been to
afraid to approach, never be afraid to approach. Ever.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Okay, I'm not Mariah Carey. Okay, it's fine, you're not.
I'm not like fuck, I can't go anywhere. I'm here
with my daughters. Approach approach. I can't say it enough.
Approach approach. This the thing I got into this business.
I'm trying to be alone.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
I've been humiliated in air one every time. I because
I've never been recognized in Arawan. And I go in
and I'm showing my face left and right. I'm I'm
giving a wide angle.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
But I go, you're nonetheless, yeah, come up with hot
bar items. Maybe hard to find a hot bar it
I don't interesting thoughts.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
I'm going to a States State Sales for closing spas
to get pro facial devices products, et cetera. Genius are
crazy innovative, I say, you know, but here's my problem
with the State sales. Sometimes you go and the products
are or the items are marked appropriately, like they're not
necessarily you know. It's like it's like, oh, yeah, this device,
Like normally it's six thousand, here it's four thousand, Like
(36:58):
it's a great deal, right, so.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
It was used by a dead woman. Let's bring it
down to nine hundred and guess who's here from frog
Hollo Farm. My cousin Becky. I won't make her stand up,
but she is here. Maybe I won't make her stand up.
We can do it whenever.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
I don't want to humiliate.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah, let's just say standing up in a crowd went on,
and it is hard because half your body is to
the front and half your body as is always the case,
but you know it's to the back. Yeah, so sixty
and are you supposed to just like you know.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
You're supposed to turn? I think you do a full turn.
Keep it moving, Yeah, you do a full turn. Listeners
of the pod will know I'm you know, very close
to my cousins, and I will say, a bunch of
my cousins are here tonight. It's a big night.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yeah that actually, And by the way, it's like, if
I were interested in show business, I would have forced
them all to stand.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
And the night is young and we can still do that.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
Yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah, if we start letting people dictate, okay, if.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
I actually felt that I phnt do it. Yeah, it's
kind of hearing a guy be like, do it?
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Oh he loved it.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Yeah, I'll say some.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Thing I felt unsafe. Okay, it goes deep, it goes deep.
I felt like, Kate, do not feed, like, do not
give a little share hand the thing? Okay, because then
they'll they'll go rabid with power.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Yeah, if you just respond, if you know, you negotiate
with the audience, of course. I mean we never forget,
all right, I never forget that you're a mob. I
mean I said this, but by the way, you could
kill us right now and quickly, like, honestly, the front
row alone?
Speaker 3 (38:29):
How far? How long do you think it actually takes
to rip someone to shreds?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
All right?
Speaker 3 (38:34):
All right, let's know now here's here's to pull someone
limb from limb.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Here's a question, Kate, Okay, this is actually really interesting
and I don't want to leave this topic. No one,
let us leave this topic, Okay til it's completely exhausted. Okay,
because I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
I'm thrilled.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Okay, So here's a question. Is it harder for thirty
people to kill someone bare handed than it is for
four people to kill someone bare handed? Saying I can't
get a hold, Yeah, me, it's like the daddy long
legs that it's deeply poisonous if it bites you, but
it has no ability to bite you. That thing is
its own legs are in the way or something.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Really, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Yeah, it's own legs are in the way.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
It's weird.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yeah, no, I guess if it's four, everyone grabs a limb,
all right, one limb, Everyone's grabbed it right now.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I don't think I don't think there's just if if
four people could just instantly tear apart one person, I
don't think civilization would you know, would have flourished, right,
because that would have been all day, every day. Yeah, yeah,
it would have been like do you want to hear.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
You got torn up?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Well I all the time. I'm like, it's amazing, it's
not just pure screams at all times. Yeah, it's it's amazing.
It's not everyone's ripping. I mean it's amazing.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
I think it's pure screams. Then we go, well, that's
not gonnaut. Let me be silent, and then it sort
of filters through like like okay, so Kate's like, why
why is everyone screaming all the time on the streets, right,
Like it would make sense.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
It would just make sense to be like you're at CV,
everyone's like like they're kind of not and I think
it's like there's that impulse and then it's been pushed down.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Okay, so and then it comes out just in like taxes,
you know what I mean, Like it's been sublimated, sublimated,
though the opposite is sublimated, get subblimated. Oh you mean
it's been It's been like instead of going up sublimation
right into a higher thing, it's gone lower.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Wait why I thought sublimation did suggest it getting going?
Anyone here?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
If you sublimate me, anyone here, no go me, because
I feel like, okay, do you see this distortion on
our faces? I feel like that right now?
Speaker 3 (40:41):
I'm embarrassed. Sublimation apparently no.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
But if you sublimate the sexual desire into your art,
right right, you're taking the lower to the higher, right.
I feel like this is the like truth, like how right,
Like CBS is what almost like should be happening. It's
like pushed down into kind of like yeah, day to day,
I don't know, like that's why they're not screaming.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Because they're doing their taxes.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
I understand and they shoved it into texts.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Yeah, well know, the choreography of modern life holds the
terror of the other day. You might be able to say,
you're right, that's why we're not ripping each other limb
from limb, because we have to go to.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Will be the fastest way, will be the fastest way
for the audience to kill us. That's the first thing
I want.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
To and are to organize. What is it they rush
us and bank us on the head about? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Yeah, but but do you think they would allow someone
to step up I got this? Or would it be
them all deciding amongst themselves.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
No, I don't think it'd be you.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Humans might be analyzing it. Honestly, this group I.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Think it's I think maybe even in this beautiful benevolent
I think there's probably four or five people who could
deliver some fatal blows, and it maybe would come once
one's finally given the permission to bonk. Yeah, you be alarmed.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
It's called community exactly.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
It is.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
The community keeps us.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
From If I were gonna die, I wouldn't mind dying
dying ripped apart by an audience. Isn't that the final goal?
I mean, isn't it consume, consume me until I'm gone,
and then you know, transcendence through a tiny bite of
the event host in everyone's mouth.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Right, how was the show host you know, get.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
A tiny little bit.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Yeah, well that's why when I you know, you think
about Elvis or you know, yeah, Tarlo Swift if I may,
it's like, it's amazing they're not ripped to pieces every night.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Yeah, this is what three security guards like, don't even
try ripping a rap.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
I mean really, it's like, I have a question for you,
and it's a bit much, okay, but I guess they
are ripped apart in the ends psychologically now, yeah, and
what starts they are cannibalized.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Sorry, I'm no, it's.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
Yeah, they are.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
No.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
But I did want to say before us and this
is a little bit in the same, and I get excited.
Boyut these topics okay, okay, okay, okay, don't yes me.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
To read them in silence. So this is a bit much.
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Here's my question, Kate, you and me classic uh rock
climbing group plane crash, Andy's you know, classic cannibal scenario, right,
freezing gotta eat someone to live, right, and let's just
say that person sacrifices themselves.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
I'm not eating You're serious, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
I think that is now. I said, we don't kill them.
I'm saying, let's just say they die their their meat
is good right now. Some people have an actual I
meeting this. Some people an actual probably visceral response out right,
oh yeah. To me, I'm just like.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
Literally, of course, yeah right.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
I almost think there's a drag of humanity going on there, oh,
pretending over.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
Same amino as finally given the chance.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
You finally get to eat someone in row sixteen f
and the eroticization you know that were.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Here's here's a here's a key question is about.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Would you would you sooner eat someone that you like,
you're attracted to them something, or would you sooner eat
someone you're like, they're a motherfucker, I'm gonna eat them
right like they were so cruel or.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
I don't think. Okay, if they're not there to like
be like eating.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Me, they're not there a little perfect.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Then I find no eroticism in consuming them if they're
not there to realize they've been consumed.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yeah, yeah, no, I don't know cannibalism, ironic, I wasn't Yeah, oh,
you were just.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Talking about sort of general flavor, you know.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
No, I just went psychologically. Is it easier to eat
someone that you personally don't like, or is it easier
to eat someone?
Speaker 1 (45:24):
I think it's easiest to eat me. You know why,
because I've said that you should eat me. I've said
I'll eat others. I've said it's you know, yeah, well
you really starving, would would actually like?
Speaker 3 (45:37):
I don't think I could eat clutch your pearls.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Are you fucking serious?
Speaker 3 (45:39):
I don't think I could do it. I mean, I
just don't say not doing it. Go ahead, Remember you
were scared if I asked. I want you to go ahead, Okay,
eat me?
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Okay, but I don't want any comments about how you
can taste the fact that I wasn't vegan or something yeah,
or she ate canola oil. This is clearly inflamed flesh.
If you eat me, you act like it's the finest
meat of the humans that could happen. Defend me at
all costs if anyone else speaks up.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
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