June 20, 2023 • 44 mins
When you recommend Poog and it’s a couple of broads sitting in silence. Beyond the smear, the dribble, the dry ice of molecular gastronomy. The bedroom eye and a fundamental misunderstanding of the magic. Electrolyte cocktails and a quiet addiction. Don’t carry your food on a river of water. Do send this one to your friends.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi, I'm Kate Berlance, I'm Jacqueline Novak.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
And this is poog, an ongoing conversation about wellness between
two obsessive.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Friends, two untamable intellects. This is our hobby, This is
our hell.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
This is our naked desire for free products.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
This is poog.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Today's topics Loolie speaking, lithium ion, brasserie, bedroomigh, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It's not morning boog, Good afternoon.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It's international, not international. It's what's it called when you're
in the savation by coastal poog?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
The opposite of national in New York and you're in
la intrastate transnational Ohn's on it. Yeah, no, I think
that is the transnational flight transversination.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Well, in a shocking trend of events. I'm not at
the Lovelow. I'm at the Bowery, which I believe we
discussed briefly.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, it was terrified and being put up here. You've
gotten a deal. I want to be clear being put up.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
It's electric over here, folks, Really, I mean it's it's
a beautiful hotel. Yeah, you know. I love the lobby.
I love to loiter in the lobby at the Bowery.
I see the stars and you know the sex appeal.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Those who know, No, I had an explosive week at
the Ludlow.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, same owners, same owners, want to be clear, so
same group. So really Oh yeah, the Ludlow is owned
by the Okay, this is huge.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, this is earth shuttering. Okay, now I can expand
that you Now, this makes me feel a lot safer.
A couple of things I want to say about the Ludlow. Okay,
did you get the burger? Like?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Fortunately, the burger in the lobby medium mare is great.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
It was perfection. Yeah. So I put my parents up
there for two nights. Oh okay, God, you're a sweet daughter.
It's unbelievable. It was for my recording. I'm through and
the wedding has occurred. Thank you. By the way, we're
getting sconces. Oh aware me. You told me considered coming. Great? Great?
(02:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I thought you'd be more excited. All right, we'll talk
about them when they arrive, then you will be You'll
do turn that shit on. You probably haven't even turned
it on hard. You haven't even visited the artist in's site.
Well wait, so you went.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
You put your parents up at the at the love Low.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah. Wow, I'm like, holy shit, because I was like,
you know, it's I don't know what you're gonna think
of it. You know, you just don't know what other
people's whatever. I was like, but you know that I
stay there most of the time. Kate stays there a lot.
My dad's like I know I've heard, I've heard, you know,
like whatever, like the burger Okay, so anyways, stay there. Whatever.
They said it was the best breakfast they've ever had
in their lives. Oh my god. They said it was
(02:40):
in the Roomlet no, they went down Almont is really
good garden and the bar roasted peppers with the goat cheese.
No it will yeah, well the rat tattooy with the
goat yeah okay, and yeah, I don't know. So that
was phenomenal. And then like second night, there was no planning,
there was no no reservations. I want under around trying
(03:00):
to and I was like, I think we're gonna need
a hotel again. Yeah. So this time we went into
the actual restaurant, Dirty French Wow that you can enter
through the street. And now it's like a different deal.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
It's like with your wife, Oh she's in a hat tonight,
you know, but I go here I go here.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Okay, okay, it's kind of interesting. Let's sit in there.
Let's let's play a restaurant at the Ludlow, right, we
had an explosive meal.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Walk me through. Are you serious, drag man?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, okay, Like I'd go back independently. So the server
was beyond I think she's been there like twenty years
or something, twenty years, I don't know, I don't know,
but whatever, she knew her shit. And it's loud, okay,
So it's not a precious play. It's a New York
right swing exactly. And she's sort of explaining food over it.
(03:53):
And she explained food in a way that you know,
how they say the words but nothing can actually click yep,
and you're just taking these different ingredients. It's like she
almost described process of cooking a little bit, but not
over the top, you know when they do that too
much where it's like useless. They're like they're like, so
we turned the flame right thirty.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
What we do is we turn down so it gets
that charge, but then we turn it right up at
the last minute.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, And it's like she managed to somehow strike that
place of like she's like like the cod or whatever.
She was like, it's served in a metal thing with
a lid like whatever. She's like in there, the broth,
whatever she's describing. So anyway, we just had this explosive
meal of fish. There was a tuna, tartar, We had
these these oysters and it's just it was incredible, Okay.
(04:41):
But all to say, I received intel about the burger
and I was like, I don't even know if I
can speak of it on poog? Is it wrong to
share what was just given between a server and a patron? Okay?
So you know, the burger has come up in the conversation.
I know it comes with a dijon, you know, da
da da, Because I was like, the burger. I'm probably
not doing it tonight, but I love the burger, okay.
(05:02):
And she's like, you know, fun fact about the burger
or something. She goes, it comes with dijon, a dijon
sort of mustard. Right, However, French is yellow mustard is
put on the pan and the patty is seared on
top of French is yello low mustard. That's why it
gets that seared, almost crispy, flavorful thing happening on the patty.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Are you kidding. That is who does that huge news
that who in and out? You can yeah, in and out?
Oh wow, I think you have to request it, but
they do.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What do you call that? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
So it's a thing, the whole the code word thing.
I just I don't like that culture. But yeah, the
code word at in and out. It's like, you know,
that's like you gotta know the terms. You're like bad
boy style with a side of you know, it's like yeah,
yeah wow.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I when when a company presents that kind of language,
I tend to get on board. Like it's still sort
of like okay, like two examples, like I get on
board and never leave it behind and sometimes move on
to other branding. Yeah, so like two examples of me
being like I'll get a nice coffee with a turbo
shot a Duncan. What's that turbo shot is like, crank
out the turb crank up the turbines on this caffeine.
(06:12):
They throw a shot of espresso in your coffee. It's
still kind of like again and then I saw it.
I thought that was a red eye. It is, but
they just refer to it as a turbo shot. Okay,
I don't know okay. And then not no, not the
whole thing, the shot itself, like instead of just a
shot of espresso, turbo shot okay. And then it's it's
Subway restaurants. Subway the restaurant. Yeah, yeah, the works. So
(06:37):
I get the turkey whatever, and I go give me
the works. It works.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Is like I need all the dropping yeh, yeah, totally okay.
Wait the Bowery.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
When I got to my room in the Bowery, there
wasn't an in room in espresso, which was devastating to me.
But don't worry. I requested one and they brought it up.
Requested what then, espresso a machine in room? Espresso a machine? Yeah,
you requested a machine. So though they have them, doesn't
normally come in the rooms.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
So I came into the room.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I've been in a friends room at the a while ago,
in a fancy or suite and they had it and
there was one there, so I thought, oh, they had
them in every room. Got to my room, which is
the you know, the Queen, the modest room.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, it wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I went, uh, oh, a small craft of coffee in
the morning is five dollars plus. Of course it's service
tacks plus the you know, so you're looking at a
ten dollars cup of coffee, min min so, I had
the espresso brought in. It's a great machine. I think
it's one of the newer models and I'm loving it.
That's all I was going to say. And I might
pound you.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I don't want to leave this behind because I think
this is very interesting and I think there might even
be a off menu sneak hair, which is, if she
liked the amenities of the suite, can you pull it
off where you book the cheaper room. Okay, but you
know they've got some certain machine in the house and
then you just call up, hey, well I can't do
(07:58):
it with a bathtub.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
There were I know, other amenities that I saw that
were machine oriented that I could then request from my
ship room.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I'm just saying in general, I think this is interesting. Yeah,
of course, but this and also saw a picture. I
saw a picture of a woman enjoying.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Right, Can I get that in mind? This room though?
And that really is what we can't undervalue of the view.
It's true, I've got a really nice view over here.
It makes a big difference. But the I want to
say something about the bowery, which is they have something
which I've is absolutely exquisite, which is this really thin
red light above way above the bed. It's kind of
like a night light. It's like a sex light, essentially
(08:35):
loved red light in the bedroom I do. And it's
like really subtle and it's really nice. And the other
night I fell asleep with it on and then woke
up for a strip light like a it's like a line, yeah,
but it's so blurry, it's really nice.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
It creates a really nice ambiance. You fell slip at
it on, then you woke up at four am.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I work at four am with it blasting? Did you
mind thought a ghost? When it turned it on? I
actually had a slight feeling. I was scared to even
verbilize this, but the other night I would kind of
look up all the night and I was like someone's
in here, and I just kind of had that feeling
of like someone's standing there.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Thoughts, well, is it an old building and that it is?
Oh yeah, the battery yeah, Well, you know my phone
was thrown thrown on the night and shattered inexplicably at
the lud low. What do you mean so you know
my phone is chat smashed.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, a few months it falls off the bed.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
You think, even there's a wood floor down there, there's
a carpet, even carpet and then wood floor or a
rug and then a wood floor. It falls off the bed,
that's not a crack scenario. No, if it falls on
concrete right right, Okay, And it's not even guaranteed that
it lands your phone raw. You have a case, I
have a case. I'm trying to think if it's possible
(09:43):
it was raw, but even if it is.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Raw, even if it was raw, because you're not stopping
it from above your head, and like, it's not guaranteed
that it even landed on the wood floor because there's
that profit.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, and it's smashed on both sides. Is this someone
hammered it once, flipped it over and hammered it again. Okay,
So the only explanation I looked around, going okay, how
could this damage have been? Like I go, okay, maybe
a metal wall fixture, like like something metal, something hard.
The phone must have been thrown at it, bounce picked
(10:17):
it hit the ground, hit the ground, okay, and even then,
what did it hit that? Something's a miss? And I
can't help but feel like and so yes, late at
night I google in bed. I've googled this twice now.
Both times I was there like Ludlow history, the Ludlow
Hotel building history, haunted whatever, can't get can't find shit,
(10:39):
you know, you gotta go to the I just want
it so badly. But this time there was a there
was an incredibly calmon energy in my room. I have
to say the leadloaw. This time it had a really
peaceful vibe. Good, I don't know, and I just sort
of thanked the room. I was like, thank you this film.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Even if there is even if one night someone was standing,
it's been a It's a great room. Do you have
anything else to add Jesus Sorry, I'm flatlining. I just
had therapy. Okay, So we've got breaking new shoe into
some things. Yeah, yeah, please breaking poog news the flax
pudding that I've been talking about in the way. I
have gotten many texts from people saying I'm addicted to this. Now,
(11:17):
you can't be serious. By many, I mean one, okay,
but I think others. Well, I will say I am
currently drinking. I did purchase the chocolate vital proteins that
you recommended yesterday and I like drinking right now, the
smoothie with the bone broth vanilla protein mixed with the
chocolate and some water and ice.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah, it's delicious.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
I mean that.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
All say about the flax porridge and cover your ears
if you're faint at heart. But I had someone tell
me it could be extremely constipating because flax. You mix
in the flax meal, but you need to just add
a lot more liquid because it expands like psychotically.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Right, like the gel. Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
So right, all of those a little warning there for
the listener's word to the whise. Also, I wanted to
say to you, do you reapply sunscreen throughout the day?
Are you actually reapplying? Because I have never reapplied in
my life.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Well, I know that you are experiencing this new panic
because I sent you, oh yeah, that video an Instagram
clip okay, that showed you know, like it showed under
UV light or something like that. What it's a woman
applying of FPF or left two hours later and it
just showed like there was nothing. We're screwed, I mean,
(12:36):
which almost makes you think if it's like you and
your friend and you've been like me, applying sunscreen since
you know the age of twenty six or whatever, and
your friend has not. It's like, Okay, I've been getting
two hours less sun than her, right this whole time,
right each day.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Not.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Why is it so hard to take that information in?
I mean until you're real posual. I mean that that
these ideas like that. I think it's like because here's
what I don't understand. You're going about your day doing that.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, exactly, no one's doing that. So you apply in
the morning, you leave, and then two hours by the way,
two hours is five minutes. Yeah, two hours is nothing.
So two hours later you go excuse me, and conceivably
if you're someone who wears makeup, so then you go
excuse me. And then you reach into your bag. You
have to wash your hands, you have to sanitize them.
(13:25):
You squirt into your hand the product, and then you
just over whatever product you have on. You're in the
middle of a in the middle of the day, you're
just lathering it on. Again, this is obscene.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Well, this is where the Supergoop product line comes into
the spray.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Okay, this is I this is also I just hit
my knee really hard on the bowery desk Oh God,
the Supergoop corporate needs to hear this. They have a
huge issue on their hands, which is that the invisible
shield spray super toxic, which I like. No, it leaks,
(14:06):
and I've purchased this once thought it was a bad bottle,
purchase it again.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Still a leak.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
They were kind enough to send us product and that's leaking.
So am I the only one brave enough to stand
up to corporate? Which spray? Is it a white plastic bottle?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I believe it's called the resetting the resetting spray.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
It's not aerosol. I was hip to these resetting sprays,
okay when there were only a few on the market.
There was one from like years ago, because I questioned
the same thing, Well, if I'm going to reapply, I
don't even wear makeup, But I just I don't like
the idea of sort of like even slathering it on
a top of other products like later in the day.
Now it's it doesn't have the old products like in
(14:46):
my day.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I don't wear foundation during the day, I wear a
tinted I wear my Ilia skin serum.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yes, I really want to get that sounds love.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I think I just purchased my I think I'm on
my third bottle.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Oh, I think I got overwhelmed by the skin tone, like.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
You're probably formosa. That's what I am, doll. Really yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Think I have more golden tones than you. They can
never land on whether I'm pink or yellow coming through.
That's like the old Mac makeup, like Cee r End
was what I was in, like Mac way back in
the day.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I never used the Mac foundation. Wait, I was just
gonna say it's as possible. Two days ago, a line
appears on the face brand new? Is that how it happens?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Just one day? There's one there. I can't think it's
a question of the moment that it becomes visible. Didn't
even see it on the spectrum, like it's been moving, moving, moving.
There's a point which blue becomes green on the spectrum. Right,
you see acceptibly to you can't see anything barely well,
if you were in the room four pixels okay, so
where is it? Mid cheek what they called them.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I was thinking about you, Jack, Lynn never called you
Jack in my life. I was thinking about you because
you've talked about this on poop. The school teacher who
sat by the open window and one side of her
face is rather.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
That was the one time a visual changed me.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Okay, so it got me on s I've been changed.
I've been changed because and I wear SBF. But this
is on the left side of my face, which is
I drive, oh right driving window because I go look
at the right one, nothing's there the left.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I got an issue. Can I believe that?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I couldn't remember. And this is something I can never
remember because I had it wrong like twice, and I
went back and forth about whether or not, Like I
went through a period where I believe so early days
setting spray and urban decay had one and they these
sprays there, I mean they are obviously they are not
mineral or whatever suns green. They are like straight up
these resetting stays. But anyways, just covering myself in the
(16:41):
car because I had this idea that the windshield glass
like like makes it worse or something like. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
So I have a friend who got SBF windows, SPF
windows stolen your car?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Damn can you fucking believe that? Shit?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Oh well yeah, and then she said it was like
four hundred bucks a window.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Wow. But so then okay, so you're not protected?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
No, I thought there was some in the fact.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
It almost has a magnifying effect, like the airplane windows.
Oh and making this up, but I feel like they
magnify the sometimes one hundred you are higher up, I
guess you're in. You're thousands upon thousands. Yeah, but you're
thirty thousand feet closer to the sun than usual.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Have you seen fall? Wait? What's that? Two girls climb
to the top of a tower, like an antennae like tower.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
That's great, and then they fall down.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Well they know, It's like they're stuck up there. It's
like one of those like my favorite genre of film.
Sounds like a fun one. Yeah, we'll talk about I'd
love to lose in it. Two actresses as long as
there too. I received this gift, okay, not a poog,
(18:00):
but this this tablet okay, called the Remarkable and whatever
you write.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I received a tablet as a gift.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yes, can I see it? Yeah? Yeah, what kind of tablet?
It's called remarkable? Hold it up all right? So this
is the folio? Okay?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Oh cool? So what I'm seeing is almost a etch
a sketch.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yes, I'm using a big thick marker like like setting
on it. But right on it.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
It's a piece of paper and pen, except it's digital.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah, and it you know, saves it. Oh saves it. Yeah,
and uh it's cool. But anyway, we'll see. I mean
I'm going to get into seeing how I use it,
but all to say, I packed it, okay, And at
the airport we get on a plane, me and Chris,
and I go, shit, I think I left the remarkable
in my check luggage. And he was like, you can't
(18:49):
do that. I was like what, He's like, you can't
pack a tab lithium ion batteries? Ever heard of it? Okay,
you didn't say I ever heard of it? And I
was like, well, I mean people are clearly fucking that
up all the time. There's no way and how.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I was gonna say, it can't be that lethal because
then plants will be I mean yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I quickly google. I'm wondering if like I have to,
you know, tell I feel like my mother the pilot
tell this.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, so I'm like googling before stewardess is so funny. Yeah,
it's like, you fucking idiot, Now we have to d plane.
Well exactly that that would be the thing.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
And because I once heard a thing about from a
pilot that was like, if you make a joke like
you're drinking up there, okay, they shoot you.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
They like to deplane instantly because if you say, like
you've posed a question, like a passenger has questioned the
sobriety of the pilot.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
So I think this story was more like are you
lodging at yeah? What?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Oh wait, if you're going to cut you off, would
you say they seem drunk? A couple of times. I
remember one time there was a guy who got.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Have you heard anyone giving the menu yet? Since we
discussed it? Now that others have corroborated the menu, you
know the steak Diane tonight, and I'm really excited folks
were going to be having some sever you that it's real. Okay, So,
by the way, I've gotten like really into thanking the
(20:10):
pilot intensely, okay for keeping me alive.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I stand there at the end. Oh look, I just
took all those always stand there at the end.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
No, but when they do, I fucking give it up.
Look I just took all those notes and I just
made them small.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
That's cool, that's really con dragged, that's really cool. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yeah, So I start googling, and it's like someone and
I'm just like, really, this person's like in like Quora
or whatever. They're like because someone's like, what's the worst
that could happen, Like I left a tablet or I
left something with the mind, And the person's like, well,
worst that can happen, you know, the battery is explode,
goes rogue or whatever whatever they call it, like it
catch us on fire, it's an uncontrolled fire in the
(20:47):
in the cargo hold, and the plane goes down, killing
everyone in it. Okay, yeah, And I'm just like I
cannot be the first person. No, there's no way, there's
no way, like if this And then I see this
thing that as they scan the luggage like again for
it and whatever, and someone else is saying, if the
battery is installed in the luggage, no, I mean in
the in the tablet like versus like loose lithium ion
(21:09):
batteries whatever, it's less likely Da da da da. But
I was a little bit concerned. And then like you know,
like the dramatist appears, okay, and I'm like, this would
be when the plane would go down right after I
feel my special like yeah, right right, totally nailed it,
like they let me live long enough to capture her, okay,
(21:30):
And so I sort of like was like, it's not
gonna happen. I'm gonna trust. I'm gonna trust.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
And I made it out alone, made it out alive,
with flying colors. The wedding was a smashing success.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Thrilled to see your face in the crowd.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I tried jocolin apparently saw my face in the crowd,
and a couple of times I thought, deared at you.
So I thought it's the thing where I was like,
is she looking at me? There's no way.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I thought you were probably blinded by those doing it
so much that you must have thought, yeah, well, clearly
this is just she looks over in this direction, like like,
this is just when she looks in this direction. And
I was like, trying to give you specific I almost winked. Okay.
It actually got so absurd that I actually thought about
saying something, Oh, that's so cute.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, Kate, I would have loved that, Kate, I'm looking
at you, by the way, I would have loved it.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
And guess who, I also loved it. That crap. No,
I know, I know, I know, I mean it couldn't.
I had to plow ahead, of course, but I was
staring at you. Then I started giving you glances that
were like on specific lines that you into the fact
that like clearly it was it was.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Me you were really looking at. Yeah, Wow, I would
like to plug. I had a fantastic meal the other night,
and I would love.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
To go there with you.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
It's called Rafts.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
It's down on House dinn And isn't that funny the
way this goes? So it's like sometimes New York, Like
I was in New York, right I'm there, I'm like,
where should I go for dinner? And I asked my
cousin Rachel. Okay, I'm like I'm looking for a place
right now, like whatever, where should I go? And she's like,
for yourself on the notify list for Rafts, yep ye, And.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I was like, I was like, what the new hot
spot in town?
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
And then there was like a couple others she mentioned,
and it's it's like, it's really how it goes in
New York, don't it.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Word of mouth, Honey, It gets around great meal, gorgeous service,
beautiful in there, Italian no, and I refuse to regionalize.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Okay, please don't. I gonna tell you. How do you
feel when you see that a place is new American?
Do you does your stomach drop? I get afraid.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I get so it's like my American. Yeah, I'm googling
exactly what that is?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Now?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
New American cuisine definition.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Oh, this is ridiculous, useless. A type of fusion cuisine
which assimilates flavors from the melting pot of who wrote this,
from the melting pot of traditional American cooking techniques mixed
with foreign and sometimes molecular astronomy components. There's often a
focus on fresh, local and seasonal farmer table and so
that's what I heard about.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
I think of. I know, I don't know. I get nervous.
I guess what it is is? Yeah, I get well,
I get really nervous about the molecular gastronomy. Well ew
what Yeah, I mean. I don't want to pham.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I don't want to. I don't want to dribble. I
don't want to if there is any freaking dry ice
right involved, Yeah, you and I I have fun. I
would have fun at a dry ice restaurant with you. Oh,
like I would have fun like a like a dry
ice cocktail.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Oh well, definitely, but.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
The food's never good in my experience. In my experience,
once you get into that, the food takes a hit.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
The ego of this of the molecular scientist is the issue, right,
Like the ego. I always picture this very specific guy
in my head that I must have seen on TV
twenty years ago. Okay, who's just so excited about kind
of like.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
The essense of a vegetable. I wish how about just
the vegetable itself?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Oh, I see what you're saying, the essence like pulled
from it.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Doesn't this taste like the vegetable.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yeah, the fog of the mushroom or whatever.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Yeah, yeah, Like, oh well, is that what's happening there?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
They're fully creating flavors out that were not there, Like
I guess, molecular it's like if the science has taken over.
It's like anytime the tool is becoming primary, we're in traget.
We're in trouble. You're in trouble. It the tool better
be serving the art. Yeah, Like I always picture like,
(25:26):
you know, like now it's trust a skinny chef. Okay,
but I picture this like microscopic man who's very like
pumped about his blowtorch, you know what I mean. Yeah,
and I wait for the mad scientists. Okay, I wait
for them because I believe they're out there. Nothing is
no genre is inherently fucked in my opinion right now,
(25:49):
of course, not the molecular gastrong.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I'll be first in line at the mushroom fog hut. Yeah,
like like.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
But here's an idea. Molecular astronomy put to the service
of quantity without impact or film me the way I
want to be filled, which is, like, here's what the
molecular astronomist could do for me, right, it would be
instead of serving me a tiny terene, Okay, the molecular
(26:21):
astronomist like pumps air into something in such a way
that I get to eat the mushroom tene in the
form of a cloud, you know, for ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Right, it feels like you're eating No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Even mean like that duration. I mean like, well, durational
is essential. Is what has been left out of the restaurant,
by the way duration is of course, that's what I
eat for.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
It's just the thing we can't seem to manipulate, unfortunately.
But yeah, if it was like, imagine this, if there
was a durational experience. You're eating lasagna, Yeah, some kind
of molecular way. You could eat the lasagna for as
long as you want it, yes, right, And then they
would say it's just so fucking stupid, let's go, and
then you go, we're done, and it disappears it's just
(27:10):
in your mouth. But that's fun the flavor. This has
to be cut because it's so incoherent and stupid that
I can't.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Believe that I'm actually we're arriving at something huge. Okay,
So those who know me know that I I'm always
looking for duration right in food. So but I'm asking
I'm now posting the question, so like, have you ever
like they forget the appetizer okay, or even a cocktail?
Have you ever had the main arrived first? I think
(27:54):
I okay, So Chris Chris is like Chris looks at
it like like it's.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Too late, Like right, I don't want that. Yeah, totally.
It's like walking in on your parents having sex. The
main arriving first. The something really embarrassing and like it's vulgar.
It's like the thing that you know is possible.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
You shouldn't have to experience no, no, something it's like
there you are and then no, it's it's Chris's feeling
is like it's like the moment is lost. No, we
don't now want the whatever. I still want it. Hmm okay,
I want it even if now the experience is ruined,
(28:39):
because if I during my ordering locked in and I
want these things, I want these things, you know what
I mean, Like I've made space for them in my mind,
in heart and stomach. Yeah, and so I want them.
But like a cocktail arriving after after food, well that's crazy.
It's actually like like fucked up, devastating.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, you can't do that. I've actually you know, with
ire Veda and such, you're really not supposed to for digestion.
You're not supposed to drink when you're eating. Oh no
alcohol talk not water.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
I'm not supposed to over I'm.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Not supposed to have water thirty minutes before or after
thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, you're not supposed to be like carrying it down
on a river of water. Also for the glucose stuff. Yeah,
let's just say you had like bread or like whatever,
and like glasses of water, you're like breaking it down.
So it's you're making it like super just like faster.
Oh yeah, glucos gottess. So now you're getting more of
a fast lining it. Yeah, you're gonna get more of
(29:37):
a spike with all the water.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
That's crazy, crazy man.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
So now I'm back and did Tracy for the first
time in like a week. It all fell away. How
was that exquisite? By the way, I felt like a
hero for essentially working out after the wedding, Like I
was like, oh, so, it's really crazy my lifestyle. It's
like that wasn't just some some pre wedding blitz. Congratulations. Yeah,
(30:22):
it's like, okay, it's here to stay, and now it's
untainted by sort of preparatory energy. Now it's just this
is who I am. I move because I move.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Well, I have to say, because I've been I've been
working out, and since I got to New York, I
haven't and.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I miss it.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
But by the way, because I am new to exercise,
Like you're telling me I'm gonna be working out on vacation,
You're you're your fucking mind. I know I'm going it'll
I'll be walking, So it's fine.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, just making a note. I can't find Ama shampoo.
I think it's finally gone. No, so I'm trying to
end it. I'm trying to source, but the brand was
source what the ingredients were, figure out a suitable substitute.
But I think it was like discontinued because it stopped
(31:09):
appearing on something, maybe Soco Glam. And then then it
was like, okay, well is it on Amazon? I went
running over there. Oh god, damn, like I just see it.
Literally it's nowhere now. So I'm gonna say that was
the best shampoo. I know, that was the best shampoo.
I know. I'm gonna just it's just it's important to
remember it's based on ingredients and certain quantities and those
(31:30):
can be located. Again, we only studied ingredients and then
we'll put that together. So I wrote that down.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
I'm going to East Sody tonight. I've never been, if
you can believe it. I'm going to get some lasagna,
perhaps a new GRONI mmmm.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
They called me ne grony girl in Italy.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
I know, have you ever Okay, I was texting you
about this, So I essentially have never not checked a bag.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
But it isn't overweight, and I want to u suggested
split it in two suit ca is because I believe
you're a Gold Medallion status member you get two check
bags free, so if you just split it in two,
the whole thing would be free. And you said one
suitcase at all costs, which I think is strange because
rolling two little guys is really not It's literally no harder,
(32:19):
I think.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
But two little guys be one huge guy, one medium guy.
See what I'm saying, O, because you only have a
large suitcase and got a huge guy in a medium guy.
Because listen, I purchased out of pocket the way like
big one, I guess it's not that big fox.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Well did you get the super big one? No?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I know they have like a gigantic one. I got
the one that's just a step above carry on.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
A step yes, well, I don't know what the hell
you thought you were gonna get with a step carry one.
Everything is small and let unless everything bags wise is
so much smaller. Every bag is smaller than promised. Like
the oversized tote in almost every brand is laughable.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
I want to say, I continue to be humbled by
the tom Bin. Yeah, the tom Bin backpack has continued
to completely transform my travel experience.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Than those little side pockets. They really do well. It
was huge for me as well this trip. Actually, me
and Christoph're both wearing them, stalking through the airport, his
in green mind and black bouncing behind us. Wow, one
of them might admite it into the filming even imagine
you were being filmed at the airport. No, no, but
(33:26):
on the way endo the venue, I had it on.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it. I'm
gonna pivot to a complete non sequitor. It's a fun detail.
Charlotte Tilbury apparently sleeps in full makeup.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Ah, okay, hold on, I saw a thing. This is fun.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Hold on in a sort of nineteen sixties way, No,
this is fun. She says, my husband's never seen me
without my makeup. I have my day makeup, I have
my evening makeup, and I have my bedtime makeup. And
she goes to bed with makeup.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Does she say that my husband thing?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
She said, my husband's never seen me without a face.
I mean her famous bedroom ie. Can you believe make
up to bed?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Are you sending it to me?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I'm looking to find Yeah, I take off my makeup,
do my skincare, say it with pride. I take off
my makeup, do my skincare, and then I put on
my color theory eyeliner. The last sixteen hours, am I mascara.
George has never seen me without a bedroom. Ie, never,
I tell you, keep the magic alive a bedroom? You know,
(34:26):
I support her whatever she wants.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
I mean, I of course support her whatever she wants.
But did she say, wait, what was the last part?
Did she give prescriptive advice? Never let the magic whatever,
never let the magic dies? What she said?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
But that's where we take issue, of course.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Well, right, I just yeah, I think to me, it's
like what she's missing out on? Right, Yeah, She's never
like she's missing out. She's never had the experience of
having her naked face looked at with love by her husband.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I know, I take a man with that. I know
you got to we gotta take a minute with that.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Yet.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Okay, So is it keeping the magic alive? Or is
it it's a funda misunderstanding of the magic? Yeah, but
it's not magic.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
If you have a white night. She's not living fear.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, exactly like she can do it as she pleases.
It's not here to shame Charlotte because I love her.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Make and I don't think she feels any shame. I
just think it's to me, it just feels like you're missing,
like you're not getting one of your experiences. Like it's
it's like your naked face is another look and she's
not like on Lord, it's always in your repertoire. Yeah,
it's like she's not playing one of her cards. Yeah, totally,
And it sort of assumes. It sort of just takes
(35:37):
like to say, like keep the magic alive. It just
takes for granted this idea that the naked face is
inherently less and it's just something to be covers. Yeah,
not mad, but it is interesting. If you go, this
is a woman who doesn't think anyone should see your
naked face, then okay, maybe then her makeup is the
fucking shit, you know what I mean? Yeah, because this
is like survival makeup in her mind. This is like
(35:59):
right makeup to fucking live or you know, like that
one detail could make or break her for someone. I
guess right, right, I'll never forget it. I'll probably forget it.
This is interesting. I'm doodling now, as they say with
digital pen I.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Remember someone's being like doodling, Well, because I'm a doodler
as well. Sometimes if there's you know, and it's like, oh,
it's a sign of I had someone when I was
a child was like, oh, that's a sign of extreme intelligence,
like doodling while you talk.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Destructive, I think there's something add helpful about it.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Well, that's the truth.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
It's a little it takes away part of the brain.
It does something.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Or avoiding knitting needles at all times.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Well, that's that's right, That's what I was going to say,
the knitting needle repetitive action occupying some of the brains,
so there's just enough to tolerate basic focus. I've started
being served these like add accounts, and I'm loving Oh yeah,
I think I sent one to you. I got one.
But yeah, it's pretty, uh my god, this is like death.
(37:08):
I'm like, yeah, it's pretty.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
I know.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
I'm so sorry to sharing the true eavesdropper one. I
really don't think I can ever do poog. Right after therapy,
I was talking for it. You know, it's like too much.
It's like talking and you're excavating and you're illuminating, and
then I got to excavate and illuminated here.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah, you know, I think what we should can sometimes
doing on Poog performing Yeah, you know, I think it's smart.
I'm not even joking because, like I feel like we
have so we're too comfortable. God damn it happened. We're
too comfortable.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
I mean, I mean, imagine if someone had never listened
to Poog and a friend was like, you know what,
I like poop, check it out, and they turn this on,
they go, the hell is wrong with you? A couple
of rods sitting in silence.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Let me think what lives in me?
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Is this just me? Or is this universal? When I
cry at all, I am just exhausted.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
That's everyone. I mean, no, no, I think, I mean,
I think probably.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
It's just where we talking. What level of crying are
you saying? Any not not like sobbing, but like tears
are falling. I'm crying. I was crying, yeah, and then
and I'm by the way, I'm fine everyone, but I
was crying and you gotta cry.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
It felt good.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
I'm glad I cried, but I'm not glad just because
of the exhaustion.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Dehydration, dehydrated. Haven't left the room today, last all of
the salt. It's four o'clock. I haven't left the room. Well,
that's part of your problem. I've been making Element.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Cocktails Element with alcohol.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, tequila. Wow cool, because I was like, I wanted
like a drink and I didn't have anything. I kind
of wanted like a margarine, and I was like, what
if I great prink salt, watermelon salt, suchrus salt, one
of their things, and it was delicious. I have heard me.
What did I bring on my trip? Oh?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Here, this is this is poog.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
What did I bring?
Speaker 2 (39:11):
I've got I've got my arm or up I converted you.
I've got my moon Juice, super U immunity supplement. I've
got the Life of Seric, Vitamin C and I've got
elements on that.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
I cannot stay on that what. I have no belief
in invitamin c's benefits for immunity. It's something something dropped
away from me, and I just don't buy it.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
I think that's fine.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
I read somewhere like there's no proof something.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
I was like, I'm going to do an espresso. I'm
going to shoot that back. The Sun's ad. It was
raining before.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
I've had two cups of coffee and yet I feel nothing.
Oh well, you know what, you know what I mean?
We're pretty we think addiction to kad Celsius has occurred
in this household. Oh no, we've cut it and we're like,
you need it.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
I can tell something like I can tell that you're
so addicted because you never talked about it with me.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
They were talking about what I feel like.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
You know that I disapprove of the Celsius Celsius Yeah,
oh oh.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
You mean like I'm hiding it, almost like I'm showing
like addiction behavior around it, right, like I've gone silent
about Celsius. No, it's because you were doing like two
a day. That was sort of I wasn't. That was
sort of by accident, like that was sort of like
I just love just flavors. I think, Yeah, I'm not sure.
I just I don't know. I can't really tell, but
(40:30):
I feel like there's something going on with the Celsius
that just other caffeine isn't doing. Maybe it's a fucking touring.
I don't know. Oh you know what I begged for First,
I tried to buy it out of pocket. Okay, good idea.
It's some like sparkling drink that has something to do
with blood sugar, and I was like, okay, I want
it and I want a new sparkling drink to enjoy
that isn't Celsius and they're sending it. Ooh. I went
(40:54):
to the Whole Foods or wherever that they said they
stocked it. No, they said they stocked it at erewuon
on the site. I went there, they said we did.
Now we don't something. I went home. That's when I begged,
and it's it's en route. I've provided, I've provided your
your po box. Thank god, thank god. Oh you know
(41:16):
what we got to get into. I forgot what it's called.
But Huberman's pushing it. But it's it's this Andrew Huberman.
He has a popular podcast and he's a neuroscientist. I
think he's very like kind of masculine life like like
masculine health hack kind of you know what I mean.
(41:38):
Like it's just that it is kind of like over
on Reddit people talking about cold plunge right right, right right.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
And.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Some kind of study related to something something something I
don't know, but basically the following being like as effective
as presence or whatever, Okay, regulating this this is and
it's taking these size so basically you inhale and kind
of when you get to the end of your top
of your inhale, you sneak in a little more breath
(42:07):
and that really fills those sacks and then you let
it out. Okay, so and then oh and you don't
even have to do it, book, But I say, why
not throw in a little toning the healing method of toning? Ah, yeah,
(42:28):
to literally vibrate the body. I mean, I'm sorry, but
tell me singing isn't healing. No, you're vibrating the body.
I want this with someone.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
The voice stuff of the like, it's it's yeah, it's good.
Free the voice, Free the voice. Your ass will follow,
Your ass will follow? Wait, were you being witty or
you always thought that that was free the mind? Your
ass will follow.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Isn't it a funk codelic thing or something? Isn't it
the rest will follow? I think fucking Delic had a joke.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
It was like your ass will follow or something, Oh
a joke, yeah, or it's like bootsy car just say it,
say it or something.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Panicking, panicking that we've turned into a podcast about misunderstood lyrics.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
We have to wrap up because we're in we're entering
into defamation territory of our brand.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
And see I always think we gotta double down. I know,
I know, but also I don't know.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
But also for my own mental and spiritual health, I
have to leave this hotel room. Okay, all right, great,
Thanks guys.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
That was poog.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
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Speaker 5 (43:46):
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Speaker 1 (44:00):
Down on skin roll. All right,
Hi, I'm Kate Berlance, I'm Jacqueline Novak.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
And this is poog, an ongoing conversation about wellness between
two obsessive.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Friends, two untamable intellects. This is our hobby, This is
our hell.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
This is our naked desire for free products.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
This is poog.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Today's topics Loolie speaking, lithium ion, brasserie, bedroomigh, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It's not morning boog, Good afternoon.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It's international, not international. It's what's it called when you're
in the savation by coastal poog?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
The opposite of national in New York and you're in
la intrastate transnational Ohn's on it. Yeah, no, I think
that is the transnational flight transversination.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Well, in a shocking trend of events. I'm not at
the Lovelow. I'm at the Bowery, which I believe we
discussed briefly.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, it was terrified and being put up here. You've
gotten a deal. I want to be clear being put up.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
It's electric over here, folks, Really, I mean it's it's
a beautiful hotel. Yeah, you know. I love the lobby.
I love to loiter in the lobby at the Bowery.
I see the stars and you know the sex appeal.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Those who know, No, I had an explosive week at
the Ludlow.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, same owners, same owners, want to be clear, so
same group. So really Oh yeah, the Ludlow is owned
by the Okay, this is huge.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, this is earth shuttering. Okay, now I can expand
that you Now, this makes me feel a lot safer.
A couple of things I want to say about the Ludlow. Okay,
did you get the burger? Like?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Fortunately, the burger in the lobby medium mare is great.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
It was perfection. Yeah. So I put my parents up
there for two nights. Oh okay, God, you're a sweet daughter.
It's unbelievable. It was for my recording. I'm through and
the wedding has occurred. Thank you. By the way, we're
getting sconces. Oh aware me. You told me considered coming. Great? Great?
(02:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I thought you'd be more excited. All right, we'll talk
about them when they arrive, then you will be You'll
do turn that shit on. You probably haven't even turned
it on hard. You haven't even visited the artist in's site.
Well wait, so you went.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
You put your parents up at the at the love Low.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah. Wow, I'm like, holy shit, because I was like,
you know, it's I don't know what you're gonna think
of it. You know, you just don't know what other
people's whatever. I was like, but you know that I
stay there most of the time. Kate stays there a lot.
My dad's like I know I've heard, I've heard, you know,
like whatever, like the burger Okay, so anyways, stay there. Whatever.
They said it was the best breakfast they've ever had
in their lives. Oh my god. They said it was
(02:40):
in the Roomlet no, they went down Almont is really
good garden and the bar roasted peppers with the goat cheese.
No it will yeah, well the rat tattooy with the
goat yeah okay, and yeah, I don't know. So that
was phenomenal. And then like second night, there was no planning,
there was no no reservations. I want under around trying
(03:00):
to and I was like, I think we're gonna need
a hotel again. Yeah. So this time we went into
the actual restaurant, Dirty French Wow that you can enter
through the street. And now it's like a different deal.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
It's like with your wife, Oh she's in a hat tonight,
you know, but I go here I go here.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Okay, okay, it's kind of interesting. Let's sit in there.
Let's let's play a restaurant at the Ludlow, right, we
had an explosive meal.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Walk me through. Are you serious, drag man?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, okay, Like I'd go back independently. So the server
was beyond I think she's been there like twenty years
or something, twenty years, I don't know, I don't know,
but whatever, she knew her shit. And it's loud, okay,
So it's not a precious play. It's a New York
right swing exactly. And she's sort of explaining food over it.
(03:53):
And she explained food in a way that you know,
how they say the words but nothing can actually click yep,
and you're just taking these different ingredients. It's like she
almost described process of cooking a little bit, but not
over the top, you know when they do that too
much where it's like useless. They're like they're like, so
we turned the flame right thirty.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
What we do is we turn down so it gets
that charge, but then we turn it right up at
the last minute.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, And it's like she managed to somehow strike that
place of like she's like like the cod or whatever.
She was like, it's served in a metal thing with
a lid like whatever. She's like in there, the broth,
whatever she's describing. So anyway, we just had this explosive
meal of fish. There was a tuna, tartar, We had
these these oysters and it's just it was incredible, Okay.
(04:41):
But all to say, I received intel about the burger
and I was like, I don't even know if I
can speak of it on poog? Is it wrong to
share what was just given between a server and a patron? Okay?
So you know, the burger has come up in the conversation.
I know it comes with a dijon, you know, da
da da, Because I was like, the burger. I'm probably
not doing it tonight, but I love the burger, okay.
(05:02):
And she's like, you know, fun fact about the burger
or something. She goes, it comes with dijon, a dijon
sort of mustard. Right, However, French is yellow mustard is
put on the pan and the patty is seared on
top of French is yello low mustard. That's why it
gets that seared, almost crispy, flavorful thing happening on the patty.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Are you kidding. That is who does that huge news
that who in and out? You can yeah, in and out?
Oh wow, I think you have to request it, but
they do.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What do you call that? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
So it's a thing, the whole the code word thing.
I just I don't like that culture. But yeah, the
code word at in and out. It's like, you know,
that's like you gotta know the terms. You're like bad
boy style with a side of you know, it's like yeah,
yeah wow.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I when when a company presents that kind of language,
I tend to get on board. Like it's still sort
of like okay, like two examples, like I get on
board and never leave it behind and sometimes move on
to other branding. Yeah, so like two examples of me
being like I'll get a nice coffee with a turbo
shot a Duncan. What's that turbo shot is like, crank
out the turb crank up the turbines on this caffeine.
(06:12):
They throw a shot of espresso in your coffee. It's
still kind of like again and then I saw it.
I thought that was a red eye. It is, but
they just refer to it as a turbo shot. Okay,
I don't know okay. And then not no, not the
whole thing, the shot itself, like instead of just a
shot of espresso, turbo shot okay. And then it's it's
Subway restaurants. Subway the restaurant. Yeah, yeah, the works. So
(06:37):
I get the turkey whatever, and I go give me
the works. It works.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Is like I need all the dropping yeh, yeah, totally okay.
Wait the Bowery.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
When I got to my room in the Bowery, there
wasn't an in room in espresso, which was devastating to me.
But don't worry. I requested one and they brought it up.
Requested what then, espresso a machine in room? Espresso a machine? Yeah,
you requested a machine. So though they have them, doesn't
normally come in the rooms.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
So I came into the room.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I've been in a friends room at the a while ago,
in a fancy or suite and they had it and
there was one there, so I thought, oh, they had
them in every room. Got to my room, which is
the you know, the Queen, the modest room.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, it wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I went, uh, oh, a small craft of coffee in
the morning is five dollars plus. Of course it's service
tacks plus the you know, so you're looking at a
ten dollars cup of coffee, min min so, I had
the espresso brought in. It's a great machine. I think
it's one of the newer models and I'm loving it.
That's all I was going to say. And I might
pound you.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I don't want to leave this behind because I think
this is very interesting and I think there might even
be a off menu sneak hair, which is, if she
liked the amenities of the suite, can you pull it
off where you book the cheaper room. Okay, but you
know they've got some certain machine in the house and
then you just call up, hey, well I can't do
(07:58):
it with a bathtub.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
There were I know, other amenities that I saw that
were machine oriented that I could then request from my
ship room.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I'm just saying in general, I think this is interesting. Yeah,
of course, but this and also saw a picture. I
saw a picture of a woman enjoying.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Right, Can I get that in mind? This room though?
And that really is what we can't undervalue of the view.
It's true, I've got a really nice view over here.
It makes a big difference. But the I want to
say something about the bowery, which is they have something
which I've is absolutely exquisite, which is this really thin
red light above way above the bed. It's kind of
like a night light. It's like a sex light, essentially
(08:35):
loved red light in the bedroom I do. And it's
like really subtle and it's really nice. And the other
night I fell asleep with it on and then woke
up for a strip light like a it's like a line, yeah,
but it's so blurry, it's really nice.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
It creates a really nice ambiance. You fell slip at
it on, then you woke up at four am.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I work at four am with it blasting? Did you
mind thought a ghost? When it turned it on? I
actually had a slight feeling. I was scared to even
verbilize this, but the other night I would kind of
look up all the night and I was like someone's
in here, and I just kind of had that feeling
of like someone's standing there.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Thoughts, well, is it an old building and that it is?
Oh yeah, the battery yeah, Well, you know my phone
was thrown thrown on the night and shattered inexplicably at
the lud low. What do you mean so you know
my phone is chat smashed.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, a few months it falls off the bed.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
You think, even there's a wood floor down there, there's
a carpet, even carpet and then wood floor or a
rug and then a wood floor. It falls off the bed,
that's not a crack scenario. No, if it falls on
concrete right right, Okay, And it's not even guaranteed that
it lands your phone raw. You have a case, I
have a case. I'm trying to think if it's possible
(09:43):
it was raw, but even if it is.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Raw, even if it was raw, because you're not stopping
it from above your head, and like, it's not guaranteed
that it even landed on the wood floor because there's
that profit.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah, and it's smashed on both sides. Is this someone
hammered it once, flipped it over and hammered it again. Okay,
So the only explanation I looked around, going okay, how
could this damage have been? Like I go, okay, maybe
a metal wall fixture, like like something metal, something hard.
The phone must have been thrown at it, bounce picked
(10:17):
it hit the ground, hit the ground, okay, and even then,
what did it hit that? Something's a miss? And I
can't help but feel like and so yes, late at
night I google in bed. I've googled this twice now.
Both times I was there like Ludlow history, the Ludlow
Hotel building history, haunted whatever, can't get can't find shit,
(10:39):
you know, you gotta go to the I just want
it so badly. But this time there was a there
was an incredibly calmon energy in my room. I have
to say the leadloaw. This time it had a really
peaceful vibe. Good, I don't know, and I just sort
of thanked the room. I was like, thank you this film.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Even if there is even if one night someone was standing,
it's been a It's a great room. Do you have
anything else to add Jesus Sorry, I'm flatlining. I just
had therapy. Okay, So we've got breaking new shoe into
some things. Yeah, yeah, please breaking poog news the flax
pudding that I've been talking about in the way. I
have gotten many texts from people saying I'm addicted to this. Now,
(11:17):
you can't be serious. By many, I mean one, okay,
but I think others. Well, I will say I am
currently drinking. I did purchase the chocolate vital proteins that
you recommended yesterday and I like drinking right now, the
smoothie with the bone broth vanilla protein mixed with the
chocolate and some water and ice.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah, it's delicious.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
I mean that.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
All say about the flax porridge and cover your ears
if you're faint at heart. But I had someone tell
me it could be extremely constipating because flax. You mix
in the flax meal, but you need to just add
a lot more liquid because it expands like psychotically.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Right, like the gel. Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
So right, all of those a little warning there for
the listener's word to the whise. Also, I wanted to
say to you, do you reapply sunscreen throughout the day?
Are you actually reapplying? Because I have never reapplied in
my life.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Well, I know that you are experiencing this new panic
because I sent you, oh yeah, that video an Instagram
clip okay, that showed you know, like it showed under
UV light or something like that. What it's a woman
applying of FPF or left two hours later and it
just showed like there was nothing. We're screwed, I mean,
(12:36):
which almost makes you think if it's like you and
your friend and you've been like me, applying sunscreen since
you know the age of twenty six or whatever, and
your friend has not. It's like, Okay, I've been getting
two hours less sun than her, right this whole time,
right each day.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Not.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Why is it so hard to take that information in?
I mean until you're real posual. I mean that that
these ideas like that. I think it's like because here's
what I don't understand. You're going about your day doing that.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, exactly, no one's doing that. So you apply in
the morning, you leave, and then two hours by the way,
two hours is five minutes. Yeah, two hours is nothing.
So two hours later you go excuse me, and conceivably
if you're someone who wears makeup, so then you go
excuse me. And then you reach into your bag. You
have to wash your hands, you have to sanitize them.
(13:25):
You squirt into your hand the product, and then you
just over whatever product you have on. You're in the
middle of a in the middle of the day, you're
just lathering it on. Again, this is obscene.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Well, this is where the Supergoop product line comes into
the spray.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Okay, this is I this is also I just hit
my knee really hard on the bowery desk Oh God,
the Supergoop corporate needs to hear this. They have a
huge issue on their hands, which is that the invisible
shield spray super toxic, which I like. No, it leaks,
(14:06):
and I've purchased this once thought it was a bad bottle,
purchase it again.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Still a leak.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
They were kind enough to send us product and that's leaking.
So am I the only one brave enough to stand
up to corporate? Which spray? Is it a white plastic bottle?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I believe it's called the resetting the resetting spray.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
It's not aerosol. I was hip to these resetting sprays,
okay when there were only a few on the market.
There was one from like years ago, because I questioned
the same thing, Well, if I'm going to reapply, I
don't even wear makeup, But I just I don't like
the idea of sort of like even slathering it on
a top of other products like later in the day.
Now it's it doesn't have the old products like in
(14:46):
my day.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I don't wear foundation during the day, I wear a
tinted I wear my Ilia skin serum.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yes, I really want to get that sounds love.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I think I just purchased my I think I'm on
my third bottle.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Oh, I think I got overwhelmed by the skin tone, like.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
You're probably formosa. That's what I am, doll. Really yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Think I have more golden tones than you. They can
never land on whether I'm pink or yellow coming through.
That's like the old Mac makeup, like Cee r End
was what I was in, like Mac way back in
the day.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I never used the Mac foundation. Wait, I was just
gonna say it's as possible. Two days ago, a line
appears on the face brand new? Is that how it happens?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Just one day? There's one there. I can't think it's
a question of the moment that it becomes visible. Didn't
even see it on the spectrum, like it's been moving, moving, moving.
There's a point which blue becomes green on the spectrum. Right,
you see acceptibly to you can't see anything barely well,
if you were in the room four pixels okay, so
where is it? Mid cheek what they called them.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I was thinking about you, Jack, Lynn never called you
Jack in my life. I was thinking about you because
you've talked about this on poop. The school teacher who
sat by the open window and one side of her
face is rather.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
That was the one time a visual changed me.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Okay, so it got me on s I've been changed.
I've been changed because and I wear SBF. But this
is on the left side of my face, which is
I drive, oh right driving window because I go look
at the right one, nothing's there the left.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I got an issue. Can I believe that?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I couldn't remember. And this is something I can never
remember because I had it wrong like twice, and I
went back and forth about whether or not, Like I
went through a period where I believe so early days
setting spray and urban decay had one and they these
sprays there, I mean they are obviously they are not
mineral or whatever suns green. They are like straight up
these resetting stays. But anyways, just covering myself in the
(16:41):
car because I had this idea that the windshield glass
like like makes it worse or something like. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
So I have a friend who got SBF windows, SPF
windows stolen your car?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Damn can you fucking believe that? Shit?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Oh well yeah, and then she said it was like
four hundred bucks a window.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Wow. But so then okay, so you're not protected?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
No, I thought there was some in the fact.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
It almost has a magnifying effect, like the airplane windows.
Oh and making this up, but I feel like they
magnify the sometimes one hundred you are higher up, I
guess you're in. You're thousands upon thousands. Yeah, but you're
thirty thousand feet closer to the sun than usual.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Have you seen fall? Wait? What's that? Two girls climb
to the top of a tower, like an antennae like tower.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
That's great, and then they fall down.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Well they know, It's like they're stuck up there. It's
like one of those like my favorite genre of film.
Sounds like a fun one. Yeah, we'll talk about I'd
love to lose in it. Two actresses as long as
there too. I received this gift, okay, not a poog,
(18:00):
but this this tablet okay, called the Remarkable and whatever
you write.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I received a tablet as a gift.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yes, can I see it? Yeah? Yeah, what kind of tablet?
It's called remarkable? Hold it up all right? So this
is the folio? Okay?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Oh cool? So what I'm seeing is almost a etch
a sketch.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yes, I'm using a big thick marker like like setting
on it. But right on it.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
It's a piece of paper and pen, except it's digital.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah, and it you know, saves it. Oh saves it. Yeah,
and uh it's cool. But anyway, we'll see. I mean
I'm going to get into seeing how I use it,
but all to say, I packed it, okay, And at
the airport we get on a plane, me and Chris,
and I go, shit, I think I left the remarkable
in my check luggage. And he was like, you can't
(18:49):
do that. I was like what, He's like, you can't
pack a tab lithium ion batteries? Ever heard of it? Okay,
you didn't say I ever heard of it? And I
was like, well, I mean people are clearly fucking that
up all the time. There's no way and how.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I was gonna say, it can't be that lethal because
then plants will be I mean yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I quickly google. I'm wondering if like I have to,
you know, tell I feel like my mother the pilot
tell this.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, so I'm like googling before stewardess is so funny. Yeah,
it's like, you fucking idiot, Now we have to d plane.
Well exactly that that would be the thing.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
And because I once heard a thing about from a
pilot that was like, if you make a joke like
you're drinking up there, okay, they shoot you.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
They like to deplane instantly because if you say, like
you've posed a question, like a passenger has questioned the
sobriety of the pilot.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
So I think this story was more like are you
lodging at yeah? What?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Oh wait, if you're going to cut you off, would
you say they seem drunk? A couple of times. I
remember one time there was a guy who got.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Have you heard anyone giving the menu yet? Since we
discussed it? Now that others have corroborated the menu, you
know the steak Diane tonight, and I'm really excited folks
were going to be having some sever you that it's real. Okay, So,
by the way, I've gotten like really into thanking the
(20:10):
pilot intensely, okay for keeping me alive.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I stand there at the end. Oh look, I just
took all those always stand there at the end.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
No, but when they do, I fucking give it up.
Look I just took all those notes and I just
made them small.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
That's cool, that's really con dragged, that's really cool. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yeah, So I start googling, and it's like someone and
I'm just like, really, this person's like in like Quora
or whatever. They're like because someone's like, what's the worst
that could happen, Like I left a tablet or I
left something with the mind, And the person's like, well,
worst that can happen, you know, the battery is explode,
goes rogue or whatever whatever they call it, like it
catch us on fire, it's an uncontrolled fire in the
(20:47):
in the cargo hold, and the plane goes down, killing
everyone in it. Okay, yeah, And I'm just like I
cannot be the first person. No, there's no way, there's
no way, like if this And then I see this
thing that as they scan the luggage like again for
it and whatever, and someone else is saying, if the
battery is installed in the luggage, no, I mean in
the in the tablet like versus like loose lithium ion
(21:09):
batteries whatever, it's less likely Da da da da. But
I was a little bit concerned. And then like you know,
like the dramatist appears, okay, and I'm like, this would
be when the plane would go down right after I
feel my special like yeah, right right, totally nailed it,
like they let me live long enough to capture her, okay,
(21:30):
And so I sort of like was like, it's not
gonna happen. I'm gonna trust. I'm gonna trust.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
And I made it out alone, made it out alive,
with flying colors. The wedding was a smashing success.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Thrilled to see your face in the crowd.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I tried jocolin apparently saw my face in the crowd,
and a couple of times I thought, deared at you.
So I thought it's the thing where I was like,
is she looking at me? There's no way.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I thought you were probably blinded by those doing it
so much that you must have thought, yeah, well, clearly
this is just she looks over in this direction, like like,
this is just when she looks in this direction. And
I was like, trying to give you specific I almost winked. Okay.
It actually got so absurd that I actually thought about
saying something, Oh, that's so cute.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, Kate, I would have loved that, Kate, I'm looking
at you, by the way, I would have loved it.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
And guess who, I also loved it. That crap. No,
I know, I know, I know, I mean it couldn't.
I had to plow ahead, of course, but I was
staring at you. Then I started giving you glances that
were like on specific lines that you into the fact
that like clearly it was it was.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Me you were really looking at. Yeah, Wow, I would
like to plug. I had a fantastic meal the other night,
and I would love.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
To go there with you.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
It's called Rafts.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
It's down on House dinn And isn't that funny the
way this goes? So it's like sometimes New York, Like
I was in New York, right I'm there, I'm like,
where should I go for dinner? And I asked my
cousin Rachel. Okay, I'm like I'm looking for a place
right now, like whatever, where should I go? And she's like,
for yourself on the notify list for Rafts, yep ye, And.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I was like, I was like, what the new hot
spot in town?
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
And then there was like a couple others she mentioned,
and it's it's like, it's really how it goes in
New York, don't it.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Word of mouth, Honey, It gets around great meal, gorgeous service,
beautiful in there, Italian no, and I refuse to regionalize.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Okay, please don't. I gonna tell you. How do you
feel when you see that a place is new American?
Do you does your stomach drop? I get afraid.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I get so it's like my American. Yeah, I'm googling
exactly what that is?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Now?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
New American cuisine definition.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Oh, this is ridiculous, useless. A type of fusion cuisine
which assimilates flavors from the melting pot of who wrote this,
from the melting pot of traditional American cooking techniques mixed
with foreign and sometimes molecular astronomy components. There's often a
focus on fresh, local and seasonal farmer table and so
that's what I heard about.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
I think of. I know, I don't know. I get nervous.
I guess what it is is? Yeah, I get well,
I get really nervous about the molecular gastronomy. Well ew
what Yeah, I mean. I don't want to pham.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I don't want to. I don't want to dribble. I
don't want to if there is any freaking dry ice
right involved, Yeah, you and I I have fun. I
would have fun at a dry ice restaurant with you. Oh,
like I would have fun like a like a dry
ice cocktail.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Oh well, definitely, but.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
The food's never good in my experience. In my experience,
once you get into that, the food takes a hit.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
The ego of this of the molecular scientist is the issue, right,
Like the ego. I always picture this very specific guy
in my head that I must have seen on TV
twenty years ago. Okay, who's just so excited about kind
of like.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
The essense of a vegetable. I wish how about just
the vegetable itself?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Oh, I see what you're saying, the essence like pulled
from it.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Doesn't this taste like the vegetable.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yeah, the fog of the mushroom or whatever.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Yeah, yeah, Like, oh well, is that what's happening there?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
They're fully creating flavors out that were not there, Like
I guess, molecular it's like if the science has taken over.
It's like anytime the tool is becoming primary, we're in traget.
We're in trouble. You're in trouble. It the tool better
be serving the art. Yeah, Like I always picture like,
(25:26):
you know, like now it's trust a skinny chef. Okay,
but I picture this like microscopic man who's very like
pumped about his blowtorch, you know what I mean. Yeah,
and I wait for the mad scientists. Okay, I wait
for them because I believe they're out there. Nothing is
no genre is inherently fucked in my opinion right now,
(25:49):
of course, not the molecular gastrong.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I'll be first in line at the mushroom fog hut. Yeah,
like like.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
But here's an idea. Molecular astronomy put to the service
of quantity without impact or film me the way I
want to be filled, which is, like, here's what the
molecular astronomist could do for me, right, it would be
instead of serving me a tiny terene, Okay, the molecular
(26:21):
astronomist like pumps air into something in such a way
that I get to eat the mushroom tene in the
form of a cloud, you know, for ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Right, it feels like you're eating No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Even mean like that duration. I mean like, well, durational
is essential. Is what has been left out of the restaurant,
by the way duration is of course, that's what I
eat for.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
It's just the thing we can't seem to manipulate, unfortunately.
But yeah, if it was like, imagine this, if there
was a durational experience. You're eating lasagna, Yeah, some kind
of molecular way. You could eat the lasagna for as
long as you want it, yes, right, And then they
would say it's just so fucking stupid, let's go, and
then you go, we're done, and it disappears it's just
(27:10):
in your mouth. But that's fun the flavor. This has
to be cut because it's so incoherent and stupid that
I can't.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Believe that I'm actually we're arriving at something huge. Okay,
So those who know me know that I I'm always
looking for duration right in food. So but I'm asking
I'm now posting the question, so like, have you ever
like they forget the appetizer okay, or even a cocktail?
Have you ever had the main arrived first? I think
(27:54):
I okay, So Chris Chris is like Chris looks at
it like like it's.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Too late, Like right, I don't want that. Yeah, totally.
It's like walking in on your parents having sex. The
main arriving first. The something really embarrassing and like it's vulgar.
It's like the thing that you know is possible.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
You shouldn't have to experience no, no, something it's like
there you are and then no, it's it's Chris's feeling
is like it's like the moment is lost. No, we
don't now want the whatever. I still want it. Hmm okay,
I want it even if now the experience is ruined,
(28:39):
because if I during my ordering locked in and I
want these things, I want these things, you know what
I mean, Like I've made space for them in my mind,
in heart and stomach. Yeah, and so I want them.
But like a cocktail arriving after after food, well that's crazy.
It's actually like like fucked up, devastating.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, you can't do that. I've actually you know, with
ire Veda and such, you're really not supposed to for digestion.
You're not supposed to drink when you're eating. Oh no
alcohol talk not water.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
I'm not supposed to over I'm.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Not supposed to have water thirty minutes before or after
thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, you're not supposed to be like carrying it down
on a river of water. Also for the glucose stuff. Yeah,
let's just say you had like bread or like whatever,
and like glasses of water, you're like breaking it down.
So it's you're making it like super just like faster.
Oh yeah, glucos gottess. So now you're getting more of
a fast lining it. Yeah, you're gonna get more of
(29:37):
a spike with all the water.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
That's crazy, crazy man.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
So now I'm back and did Tracy for the first
time in like a week. It all fell away. How
was that exquisite? By the way, I felt like a
hero for essentially working out after the wedding, Like I
was like, oh, so, it's really crazy my lifestyle. It's
like that wasn't just some some pre wedding blitz. Congratulations. Yeah,
(30:22):
it's like, okay, it's here to stay, and now it's
untainted by sort of preparatory energy. Now it's just this
is who I am. I move because I move.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Well, I have to say, because I've been I've been
working out, and since I got to New York, I
haven't and.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I miss it.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
But by the way, because I am new to exercise,
Like you're telling me I'm gonna be working out on vacation,
You're you're your fucking mind. I know I'm going it'll
I'll be walking, So it's fine.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, just making a note. I can't find Ama shampoo.
I think it's finally gone. No, so I'm trying to
end it. I'm trying to source, but the brand was
source what the ingredients were, figure out a suitable substitute.
But I think it was like discontinued because it stopped
(31:09):
appearing on something, maybe Soco Glam. And then then it
was like, okay, well is it on Amazon? I went
running over there. Oh god, damn, like I just see it.
Literally it's nowhere now. So I'm gonna say that was
the best shampoo. I know, that was the best shampoo.
I know. I'm gonna just it's just it's important to
remember it's based on ingredients and certain quantities and those
(31:30):
can be located. Again, we only studied ingredients and then
we'll put that together. So I wrote that down.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
I'm going to East Sody tonight. I've never been, if
you can believe it. I'm going to get some lasagna,
perhaps a new GRONI mmmm.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
They called me ne grony girl in Italy.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
I know, have you ever Okay, I was texting you
about this, So I essentially have never not checked a bag.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
But it isn't overweight, and I want to u suggested
split it in two suit ca is because I believe
you're a Gold Medallion status member you get two check
bags free, so if you just split it in two,
the whole thing would be free. And you said one
suitcase at all costs, which I think is strange because
rolling two little guys is really not It's literally no harder,
(32:19):
I think.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
But two little guys be one huge guy, one medium guy.
See what I'm saying, O, because you only have a
large suitcase and got a huge guy in a medium guy.
Because listen, I purchased out of pocket the way like
big one, I guess it's not that big fox.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Well did you get the super big one? No?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I know they have like a gigantic one. I got
the one that's just a step above carry on.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
A step yes, well, I don't know what the hell
you thought you were gonna get with a step carry one.
Everything is small and let unless everything bags wise is
so much smaller. Every bag is smaller than promised. Like
the oversized tote in almost every brand is laughable.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
I want to say, I continue to be humbled by
the tom Bin. Yeah, the tom Bin backpack has continued
to completely transform my travel experience.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Than those little side pockets. They really do well. It
was huge for me as well this trip. Actually, me
and Christoph're both wearing them, stalking through the airport, his
in green mind and black bouncing behind us. Wow, one
of them might admite it into the filming even imagine
you were being filmed at the airport. No, no, but
(33:26):
on the way endo the venue, I had it on.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it. I'm
gonna pivot to a complete non sequitor. It's a fun detail.
Charlotte Tilbury apparently sleeps in full makeup.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Ah, okay, hold on, I saw a thing. This is fun.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Hold on in a sort of nineteen sixties way, No,
this is fun. She says, my husband's never seen me
without my makeup. I have my day makeup, I have
my evening makeup, and I have my bedtime makeup. And
she goes to bed with makeup.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Does she say that my husband thing?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
She said, my husband's never seen me without a face.
I mean her famous bedroom ie. Can you believe make
up to bed?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Are you sending it to me?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I'm looking to find Yeah, I take off my makeup,
do my skincare, say it with pride. I take off
my makeup, do my skincare, and then I put on
my color theory eyeliner. The last sixteen hours, am I mascara.
George has never seen me without a bedroom. Ie, never,
I tell you, keep the magic alive a bedroom? You know,
(34:26):
I support her whatever she wants.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
I mean, I of course support her whatever she wants.
But did she say, wait, what was the last part?
Did she give prescriptive advice? Never let the magic whatever,
never let the magic dies? What she said?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
But that's where we take issue, of course.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Well, right, I just yeah, I think to me, it's
like what she's missing out on? Right, Yeah, She's never
like she's missing out. She's never had the experience of
having her naked face looked at with love by her husband.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I know, I take a man with that. I know
you got to we gotta take a minute with that.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Yet.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Okay, So is it keeping the magic alive? Or is
it it's a funda misunderstanding of the magic? Yeah, but
it's not magic.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
If you have a white night. She's not living fear.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, exactly like she can do it as she pleases.
It's not here to shame Charlotte because I love her.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Make and I don't think she feels any shame. I
just think it's to me, it just feels like you're missing,
like you're not getting one of your experiences. Like it's
it's like your naked face is another look and she's
not like on Lord, it's always in your repertoire. Yeah,
it's like she's not playing one of her cards. Yeah, totally,
And it sort of assumes. It sort of just takes
(35:37):
like to say, like keep the magic alive. It just
takes for granted this idea that the naked face is
inherently less and it's just something to be covers. Yeah,
not mad, but it is interesting. If you go, this
is a woman who doesn't think anyone should see your
naked face, then okay, maybe then her makeup is the
fucking shit, you know what I mean? Yeah, because this
is like survival makeup in her mind. This is like
(35:59):
right makeup to fucking live or you know, like that
one detail could make or break her for someone. I
guess right, right, I'll never forget it. I'll probably forget it.
This is interesting. I'm doodling now, as they say with
digital pen I.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Remember someone's being like doodling, Well, because I'm a doodler
as well. Sometimes if there's you know, and it's like, oh,
it's a sign of I had someone when I was
a child was like, oh, that's a sign of extreme intelligence,
like doodling while you talk.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Destructive, I think there's something add helpful about it.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Well, that's the truth.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
It's a little it takes away part of the brain.
It does something.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Or avoiding knitting needles at all times.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Well, that's that's right, That's what I was going to say,
the knitting needle repetitive action occupying some of the brains,
so there's just enough to tolerate basic focus. I've started
being served these like add accounts, and I'm loving Oh yeah,
I think I sent one to you. I got one.
But yeah, it's pretty, uh my god, this is like death.
(37:08):
I'm like, yeah, it's pretty.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
I know.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
I'm so sorry to sharing the true eavesdropper one. I
really don't think I can ever do poog. Right after therapy,
I was talking for it. You know, it's like too much.
It's like talking and you're excavating and you're illuminating, and
then I got to excavate and illuminated here.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah, you know, I think what we should can sometimes
doing on Poog performing Yeah, you know, I think it's smart.
I'm not even joking because, like I feel like we
have so we're too comfortable. God damn it happened. We're
too comfortable.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
I mean, I mean, imagine if someone had never listened
to Poog and a friend was like, you know what,
I like poop, check it out, and they turn this on,
they go, the hell is wrong with you? A couple
of rods sitting in silence.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Let me think what lives in me?
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Is this just me? Or is this universal? When I
cry at all, I am just exhausted.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
That's everyone. I mean, no, no, I think, I mean,
I think probably.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
It's just where we talking. What level of crying are
you saying? Any not not like sobbing, but like tears
are falling. I'm crying. I was crying, yeah, and then
and I'm by the way, I'm fine everyone, but I
was crying and you gotta cry.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
It felt good.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
I'm glad I cried, but I'm not glad just because
of the exhaustion.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Dehydration, dehydrated. Haven't left the room today, last all of
the salt. It's four o'clock. I haven't left the room. Well,
that's part of your problem. I've been making Element.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Cocktails Element with alcohol.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, tequila. Wow cool, because I was like, I wanted
like a drink and I didn't have anything. I kind
of wanted like a margarine, and I was like, what
if I great prink salt, watermelon salt, suchrus salt, one
of their things, and it was delicious. I have heard me.
What did I bring on my trip? Oh?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Here, this is this is poog.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
What did I bring?
Speaker 2 (39:11):
I've got I've got my arm or up I converted you.
I've got my moon Juice, super U immunity supplement. I've
got the Life of Seric, Vitamin C and I've got
elements on that.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
I cannot stay on that what. I have no belief
in invitamin c's benefits for immunity. It's something something dropped
away from me, and I just don't buy it.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
I think that's fine.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
I read somewhere like there's no proof something.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
I was like, I'm going to do an espresso. I'm
going to shoot that back. The Sun's ad. It was
raining before.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
I've had two cups of coffee and yet I feel nothing.
Oh well, you know what, you know what I mean?
We're pretty we think addiction to kad Celsius has occurred
in this household. Oh no, we've cut it and we're like,
you need it.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
I can tell something like I can tell that you're
so addicted because you never talked about it with me.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
They were talking about what I feel like.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
You know that I disapprove of the Celsius Celsius Yeah,
oh oh.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
You mean like I'm hiding it, almost like I'm showing
like addiction behavior around it, right, like I've gone silent
about Celsius. No, it's because you were doing like two
a day. That was sort of I wasn't. That was
sort of by accident, like that was sort of like
I just love just flavors. I think, Yeah, I'm not sure.
I just I don't know. I can't really tell, but
(40:30):
I feel like there's something going on with the Celsius
that just other caffeine isn't doing. Maybe it's a fucking touring.
I don't know. Oh you know what I begged for First,
I tried to buy it out of pocket. Okay, good idea.
It's some like sparkling drink that has something to do
with blood sugar, and I was like, okay, I want
it and I want a new sparkling drink to enjoy
that isn't Celsius and they're sending it. Ooh. I went
(40:54):
to the Whole Foods or wherever that they said they
stocked it. No, they said they stocked it at erewuon
on the site. I went there, they said we did.
Now we don't something. I went home. That's when I begged,
and it's it's en route. I've provided, I've provided your
your po box. Thank god, thank god. Oh you know
(41:16):
what we got to get into. I forgot what it's called.
But Huberman's pushing it. But it's it's this Andrew Huberman.
He has a popular podcast and he's a neuroscientist. I
think he's very like kind of masculine life like like
masculine health hack kind of you know what I mean.
(41:38):
Like it's just that it is kind of like over
on Reddit people talking about cold plunge right right, right right.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
And.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Some kind of study related to something something something I
don't know, but basically the following being like as effective
as presence or whatever, Okay, regulating this this is and
it's taking these size so basically you inhale and kind
of when you get to the end of your top
of your inhale, you sneak in a little more breath
(42:07):
and that really fills those sacks and then you let
it out. Okay, so and then oh and you don't
even have to do it, book, But I say, why
not throw in a little toning the healing method of toning? Ah, yeah,
(42:28):
to literally vibrate the body. I mean, I'm sorry, but
tell me singing isn't healing. No, you're vibrating the body.
I want this with someone.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
The voice stuff of the like, it's it's yeah, it's good.
Free the voice, Free the voice. Your ass will follow,
Your ass will follow? Wait, were you being witty or
you always thought that that was free the mind? Your
ass will follow.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Isn't it a funk codelic thing or something? Isn't it
the rest will follow? I think fucking Delic had a joke.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
It was like your ass will follow or something, Oh
a joke, yeah, or it's like bootsy car just say it,
say it or something.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Panicking, panicking that we've turned into a podcast about misunderstood lyrics.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
We have to wrap up because we're in we're entering
into defamation territory of our brand.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
And see I always think we gotta double down. I know,
I know, but also I don't know.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
But also for my own mental and spiritual health, I
have to leave this hotel room. Okay, all right, great,
Thanks guys.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
That was poog.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
If you enjoyed poop, please subscribe, rate, and review. If not,
we will press charges.
Speaker 5 (43:46):
Downtown where the guys are drips, Downtown where they rip
your slips, Downtown where relationships under go.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Down on skin roll. All right,
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