March 19, 2024 • 47 mins
Strutting down Sunset Boulevard drinking the juice of another store. A cradle on wheels and baskets that don't fit cause confusion. Refusing the culture of weekend vs weekday and watching The Bachelor as sport. Skinny Nation rise up? Oprah will not be ridiculed for loving Ozempic. Tales of Wellbutrin Girl and the CVS coupon system. He’s not acting, but what a performance! Dreams of lychee martinis and whether or not to acknowledge spit on the cornea. Kate’s reason for a lifetime of no up-dos silences Jacqueline. Bifurcate and see inside.
Brands mentioned: Vegamour, Chanel, Erewhon, Dr. Diamond, Lyma, OneSkin and Soom Tahini
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi, I'm Kate Berlance, I'm Jacqueline Novak.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
And this is poog, an ongoing conversation about wellness between
two obsessive friends.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Two untamable intellects. This is our hobby, This is our hell,
This is.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Our naked desire for free products. This is POG.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Today's topics LIOSI speaking Pram.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
First impression rose backless.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Did you hear what I said about the New Yorkers?
I was coming in.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Say it again. They come too fast, too furious.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I don't subscribe to the I don't know how anymore
anyone is keeping.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Up with this.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I love the New Yorker.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Okay, obviously, but I don't have what do you mean,
like you're getting constant emails or what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I don't understand. No print weekly they appear. Oh no,
no you can.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I used to. I mean you have to.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
They have to buy put media.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
But well, that's that's that is what the New Yorker
has become is furniture. It is kind of an emblem
of you know, intellectualism in the home. Is the high
stack of New Yorkers. I used to subscribe. I would
get them and it was it was wonderful and it is,
by the way, it's it's you know, I always had
that vision of myself. So read The New Yorker every
(01:10):
week and have coffee ye through it over the week,
and it enriches your life, no doubt.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
But it's true. They pile up. It's it's it's wild.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah, it's like, damn are they producing that thing fast?
It's unbelievable, you know. It's the covers, the coversising their ass.
It does true. It's how I really feel. Yeah, what
me just being like, I mean, it's adorable what they do.
It's incredible, but it is true. Of course I'm gonna
protect to me someone I'm not. Of course that would
worship The New Yorker.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I had a morning of I did something which I
rarely do, which is left the house early for a walk.
Didn't go on the kind of nature walk I usually do.
I did city walk. So I'm walking, I'm strutting down
sounds at Boulevard. Oh ran into two people and this
is when I go community community.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Ran into two people?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
What who?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I don't really see ever? Right this then when the
guys friendly, you know, Oh, I actually live up the street.
You're kidding. Exchange Show numbers, Oh, practically neighbors. Whould you
get cofee?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Ca? You believe this?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Then a professional acquaintance, Oh my god, hi wow literally
literally like, let's do this meeting about the thing like
a professional moment. Happened, huge ship something huge? And then
keep talking. Sure, I guess I mean completely. And then I.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Walked on and I got out there. I tell you
that much. No, a rock is working on nothing a.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Rock can't get. Then popped into a store. Oh, I
don't usually go here, right, got a juice the juice
of another store.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Interesting?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
And then and then trotting back picture this. I'm in aop. Yes,
it's not a it's I know, I know. I'm in
there to get my one of my luxury items. My splurges.
Is their mouth washed?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Are you so? Oh yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Are there essentral oils in the mouthwash?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I don't think there are oils, but it's just it's
like divine.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
You sure, yep? No, central oils are the cornerstone of
their products.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Maybe it's in there. I mean it's the most freshment.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
You can ingest them. It's the question some you can.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I would assume you can do to a big mouthwash?
And I trust them. But I'm in there. This woman goes,
can I offer you some tea or nearly? I go,
I don't know about that. Go sure. She comes over
a little bowl, a little bowl of herbal tea. It
is so good, I'm moaning. I go, what does it?
She goes, Oh, it's you know, it's peppermint. But we
put some some uh here, we go, licorice root in there.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Something.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It was like, and of course that I'm spiraling. I
should do this at home. I could have my own sleeve.
It's you know, but so so suddenly it's ten forty
five am. I'm drinking loose leaf tea, having a chat
about fragrance. She's talking to me about the different fragrances.
I'm elevated, I'm lifted, I'm out of the mirephia. Every
day I'm connecting. No caffeine. Well, I already had caffeine
(04:05):
at home with my bambino. I had two hindering espresso
in me. But I wasn't sailing in a overly caffeinated way. Yeah,
I was just curious, but I started. But then I
just I was like, well, that's a whole different kind
of walk. I always think nature, but what about commerce.
What about strutting down something at boulevard with the of
course you know there the fumes of the car and
(04:26):
everything is a totally different Yeah, the enlivening nature.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Of a city.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, if you had to do a walk one night,
one at night, one in the day, and one was
to be nature and one was to.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Be city at night nature and day city.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I mean, clearly, it's got to be that. Man, it's
got to be that.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
That seems like the answer. But then you go, wait,
I know, wait a second, true, what's at night? And
then in the bustle in the day.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
The bustle of the day is really elevating.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I have to say, I uh, this is again why
the death of brick and mortar has such huge, catastrophic.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You know, health ramifications for all of us.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yeah, to not be with our with our market basket, yeah,
collecting items, reaching for a loaf from our old friend.
I mean that's where the bakers you know what, you know,
where you don't get a baker's doesn't online?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Oh shit, it's true.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I guess you get other things free shipping.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
We launched a new poog hoodie today. I just want
to say, guys, is everyone aware of the Poog Merch store.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I'm terrified you're not.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
We launched a limited edition I went to Juilliard hilarious
insider insiders only hoodie available now at Poog on the back. Yeah,
poog dot merch table dot com.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Pog dot merch table dot com.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Get your Poog water bottle, gets your embroidered hat, get
your classic blue crew neck, get your I mean, honestly,
I have to say this. A shirt that's underperforming that
I think is unbelievable as the Proud Eavesdroppers shirt. I
think it's sex underperforming. I think it is. I don't
know how to read those things, you know.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
But interesting.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I saw Hags have I was at a screening recently.
I saw two people and Hags have more fun shirt.
Can you imagine?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Dead serious?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Oh my god? That rules.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I know.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
We really are buttressed by the comt definitely.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
You know, post post a photo of you in your.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Merch and oh I have an announcement. Yeah, post a
photo of you in the Poog merch tag us. We
will do a grid post or a grid post of
Hags in the merge. So oh yeah, so you have
to bring your best yeah hashtag hag model hashtag.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Hashtag hag tag.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Hashtag being the same hashtag tag.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah, I see you're saying, hashtag hashtag. What was I
gonna tell you?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Oh, I went for it, and I got two sliding
drawers from the container store.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Two sliding drawers like that to the batual drawers.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
No, like you install the tracks in a closet on
a shelf, two tracks, and then you rest a basket
on it in the basket pulls out it like I'm
installing a basket that pulls out on a track and
goes back in.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
But it's it's bolted in there.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
And I purchased the baskets that were next to it
and looked like the correct sizes that lined up with it,
and they're not.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Oh so I have.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Two baskets and two sets of gliders and they don't
seem to fit each other, and I have no answers.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I mean, that's enough to drive you into straight to
the asylum.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
And so I just put them under the fucking bed,
just like to be dealt with.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, I mean, I'm looking at chaos. I have the
sorted out organizers coming.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
All right, the way you've used them several times, and
I continue to have not.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You know they're there, you know they're there for you.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, I saw a cat in a pram today.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Gave me joy.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I think it was elderly in a pram, you know,
in a little little, a little.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I don't know that word.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
A pram is a cradle that is on wheels. Okay, babies.
What's the other word for that? The only thing coming
to mine, who's carousel? And I know that's not a cradle,
No pram. I that thing stroller, stroller, So a stroller
is kind of a pram.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Pram really seems like a word you would know.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I know, I don't know. I've never heard it.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Can you believe that I heard heard an expression on
f one like something like throwing toys out of the
pram and uh And I was like, oh, cute, like
clearly an expression for like a baby bitching kind of
like they're like that one of toys flying out of
the pram.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
This morning, pram is brand new, pram, pram, pram bram.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Trying to decide whether to find meaning in the year's passage,
you know, March twelfth. To me, I start to go, yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
March you're officially in the year mid March. Oh yeah,
we're in the start of the summer.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah, sure, January whatever, February going all right, I'm a
little behind.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
But but March you don't.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
You're not allowed to really talk about it anymore, I
guess because Q one is almost over right. But I
don't live according to that time brands and contracts according
to my emotions. And that's why I you know, as
we decided last week, live fallow. If a year lies fallow,
ten years, life fallow, you're still alive.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, you're still fine. You're still you were alive the
whole time.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I haven't been able to tilt my neck in weeks.
Why it can go left, But it just happens to
maybe a couple of years. I sort of pull like
a muscle, like if I've been working at the computer
in a certain way. In my right hand is and
so it looks I have limited range of motion to
the rights as far as I can really go comfortably.
(10:17):
And I just want to know what's going on in there.
I want to know exactly what's going on in there.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I know you always want to buy I hate it
by for Kate and see inside, here's a right turn
I did something that was making me laugh really hard,
and this is umstentially wonderful for you. I don't know
if this will work, but uh and I can already
feel that. I'm saying, Kate, you're really trying to dig
up a little funny thing that happened last week and
(10:42):
putting it into a Pook episode. Jesus Christ, I'm not
gonna say it. Actually, I decided not to embarrass.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
And never remember things that happened during a week. Yeah,
never once remembered like this week. I mean that's also
because the weekend serves me not. I cannot be part
of the culture of weekend versus what course, it's too much.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
You're outside of it, you already are. I can't be
on that cycle. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yeah, So that means that's Saturday and Sunday morning. I
better be getting up and doing the same shit, you
know what I mean. Routine must Yeah, I think the
routine must hold.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I mean, you know it won't for me, but yeah, really,
but no, I don't have.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
A routine brunching on Saturdays. Oh well, I mean whatever
the lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Is, yeah, but I don't have that. You work out
every day.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I didn't always it's important.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
To remember that.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
By the way, bitch, this is exciting.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, and I just this can't just turn into a
Tracy Anderson podcast and we talk about it every fucking week.
But I did call today to schedule a free not
a free not free, not free keywords. I did call it,
schedule a private beginner. Hell yeah, they're going to reach
out with times because I want to get serious. And
don't you think I can meet you. I can catch
(11:54):
up and find you where you are.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Of course you can.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Imagine, Oh my god, I want the community. I want
to be sweating in the group. It's anyway, That's what
We're going to leave it at that. But I'm I
have to why is my voice down here? I need
to get high up in the energy zone. I need
to go up here.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Hey, you know what I was thinking about, but what
it's like, because I was thinking about telling you about
how Boo, the courtyard cat comes running now when he
hears the door unlock. Just and I was thinking about
how one of the great things about animals is the
way they you know, in their engagements with us, the
(12:31):
way they come running, okay is actually huge. I mean
they walk too, but the fact that they are willing
to sort of run, slip into a jog or even
bound towards you. Mm hmm, Like adults don't do it,
you know what I'm saying. I just think they mo
(12:52):
they won't rue the hips like boying, okay, boying.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, And there's something that helps me on all fours
you think absolutely why from standing position as a human,
if you just lurch forward, you potentially fall. He've got
all fours. You're launching with the back legs and then
you've got the front the front legs right there.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
I just think relative to our own bodies, our startup
time is similar, interesting because we stay upright when we run.
I mean, look, I'm not saying I'm as fast. I'm
not saying I'm as fast as a cheetah. Folks, sounds
like you are careful. It's a slippery sloper going down.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I love when to laugh or it gets that just
air popping in the back.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
That's a good one.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
That's a good feeling. When was the last time you laughed?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
This morning?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I laughed constantly. You laugh all the time, me too.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
God, I just thought it'd be funny to play, to
be play, to be a lady, who's never laughed, remembers
the time where she did.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
People don't laugh and it causes massive inflammation in the body. Yeah, no,
people don't laugh. I think they're in the sadness out there.
It's it's absolutely deafening. Speaking of routine, I got back
(14:23):
into watching The Bachelor for the first time in years, really,
and now it's really fun. Last night I was panicking
because it was like, I want to watch it live,
God fucking damn it, and I couldn't. And then I, you.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Know, Fuboo.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
It's like, you know, a million years ago, I tried
to a free trial at Fubu to get like ABC
streaming live, you know, and I went to the whole thing,
was cursing profoundly, got the free trial, and then they
won't let you project it. I guess because there they
think that if they think I'm going to go I
have a business, I'm gonna download Fubu and I'm going
to project ABC onto the restaurant and everyone's going to
(14:54):
get free ABC. It's like so pathetic and cruel. So yes,
I was watching the show from the laptop, but still
had fun. It is fun to feel part of you know,
just sports, right, get excited and get one many years
since I've watched, but if you could.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Get into f one. Oh that's why I'm really enjoying
Dateline in the evenings at this moment.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
What do you what happens on there? Is it all
murders and stuff or is it?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, I wanted to watch because here's television ABC Live
last night and then it's Oprah going I'm doing a
one hour special. It's like called like shame something and
something else, and it's all about her basically being like
I will not be you know, ridiculed for loving Ozempic
or something.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
For loving ozembic. Is that what you said? Yeah? Yeah, interesting, Yeah,
an hour special.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Skinny Nation, Rise Up. Yeah gosh. And I was like, well,
I want to watch that. Yeah, I definitely want to
watch that.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I really am curious if your read on that is
what they want people to take away from it.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I'm pretty positive that's what it is.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
It's so funny too, because being like I'm sick of
the shame about Ozempic, It's like that's strictly a uh,
you know, a list kind of top two percent income
level concern the world is not like we have to
do stigmatize I zempic use. It's like that is purely
it's like you lost your mind relaxed.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Well, I don't know is it sweeping?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Is it sweeping the country? Like like no, people.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Who actually need it, like can't get it because it's
all people who are already like is that true wanting it? Yeah?
Oh yeah. I have a friend who actually wanted to
take it for actual health reasons like like.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah, oh, and they was like, I can't get it.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
It's too expensive, like my insurance won't cover, or like
people who actually need it for medical reasons. Yeah, you know,
it's it's so expensive. But then you know rich people
who want a drop a fee before awards season or
whatever the fuck.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
I might have start ordering my meds from Canada. It's
really sad.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I went through a whole thing with my meds today.
I felt like a champion because I was on the
phone with fucking CVS. I should do my I'm looking
at my migrain injections.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I don't know if you've experienced this, literally pick up
and hang up. Well they pick up and hang up. Okay, Okay,
that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
And as I'm going through this it's a whole thing,
and my insurance isn't covering my meds. And I had
a thing I was going in every two days paying
ninety dollars a pill. Okay no, and then like they
finally put through some random coupon that like my doctor's
like person, I don't know, and then it's ten dollars
instead of twenty five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
It's really oh no, no, I'll just say this quickly.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah, I have for my amovig shot, it's like out
of pockets, like nine hundred, and I have this coupon
enrolled in this coupon system where.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
It's five dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah. And I called to get my thing and they
were like, so our coupon system across CBS.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Wide is down.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, And I go, okay, when will it be back
up because I have to do the injection every thirty
days And they're like, yeah, well it's been two weeks
and we're not sure. And I went, so you're telling
me that I have to pay the price if I
want to get it this month? Basically, are you hear
any Well, yes, the coupon system is down CVS. It
was like you guys, well together.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Said I'm like, so tomorrow, if the insurance goes through,
can I come back, because I was buying a couple
of pills at a time, Can I come back and
get them reimbursed you know for the no.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Oh yeah, of course not just no, got it?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
So it was it was it was hundreds and hundreds
and hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I come in, I get two at a time.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
I would just start going like and and to like
go in and be like say my birthday and my
name again and the whole thing, and be like, I'm
just like coming in like it's well, bututriun girl, I'm like, hey,
it's me. I'm the girl that buys well butture in
every two days here, still waiting on the prior authorization
to go through.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
And it was and then like I talked to my
doctor's office. They're like, yeah, like you could try doing
every other day with generic.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
And it's just like.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
It's so and they're like, my friend calls Canada here,
you should try that. And then I don't know, it's
it's rough out there. And then and then my friends
or you know, one of the people working in the
store nearly impossible to hear live in person. It became
a joke so like like literally like whispering.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I had that recently with someone where somebody was speaking
so quietly and then had to go, I'm so sorry,
I can't hear you.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Yeah no, I had to I'm so sorry because you
take it upon yourself because it's hard to comment on
someone else's physical It's a physical act, right speaking, So
like commenting on it and saying I can't hear you
is to sort of say you just sort of failed
at doing the thing, and so we blame it on
our own ears. I'm sorry, I just And then how
(19:40):
did they get louder? Mmm? Not really a lot of times,
kind of a little bit. It was like it was
like it was like this, it was like it was
like you know, like oh no, it was like and
also like there's a sense of urgency, like hey, so
like I'm back. I guess we had to pay for
another four under, you know, if the thing has gone
(20:02):
through and like.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
It was and and and.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
There's this thing called complimentary schisma genesis that it's like
a thing in communication like or that's how it was referenced.
But I remember learning it was like, so someone's really quiet,
so you start talking like louder at them in order
to try to like get them to talk louder back
to you, but it actually has the opposite effect, and
then they actually get quieter because it's like they're trying
(20:31):
to manage you. So whatever the behavior is, it's complimentary
schizmo genesis. So the genesis of two things going and
the opposite direction like complimentarily.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Really yeah, and uh, I think about it all the time.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
I'm always trying to make sure I don't accidentally kick
off complimentary schismagenesis.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
But a quick thing, just back to bachelor real quick,
because when when you see someone, there's this one girl
it's just so sad. It's like all right, but then
you're like, oh, they're twenty six. Like this girl it's
like she's like no one's ever been so nice to
me as Joey and all this stuff, and it's like,
oh my god. You know, they're like he cares, you know.
And then you see them this girl they go on
this date. Right, they're driving into water. They're driving into
(21:13):
the water. They come up right and they start talking
about like clearly he's like are you okay?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Something's wrong?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Right?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Like she hurt herself right, and she's like I'm fine,
I'm fine like doing this whole thing, which is like
as someone I just that is not in any way
my composition, not my my like. And so then they
come out of the water. It seems like her fucking
jaw is broken. She's like talking crazy sho can barely
open her mouth. She's like she's like no, no, no, no,
(21:39):
and he's like, are you sure, like, and they bring
the doctor over in the doctor and she's like, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I was like just myself.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Like I'm going to need more, but continue, but I'm
gonna dig you back because I'm gonna need more on
the no, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Okay, what kind of water ocean?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Flat water?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
No, they're like yeah, like a like a a tropical
kind of oway system like.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Open yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah. Like they're like jumping in and so.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
There's like rock formations under their bake rock formations.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
No, I think it's real. But but but dive into
that she could hit again.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
She didn't hit her. She hit her face on the
surface of the water. I think like just literally stated
it in a weird way.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
They dove in from a height, a great height. They're
diving in from a higher how high.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Are we talking like one of those like spring break
everyone's screams.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I'm not sure, like I think pretty what about I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Holding your nose?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I really struggle.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
I feel it bad for people who who you know,
hold their nose like jump in the pool and hold
their nose with their actual fingers, because that's no way
to get protection, right, it's a disaster.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
The way is you blow air out of your freethe out, okay,
like there's no.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Prection, but the physical squeeze.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
No, if you could maintain it like you jump from
a great height.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
These people are like doing it. It's like if they don't.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
If you don't know how to breathe out, like water
is gonna get in there right like you're you're It's
like it'd be like if you were trying to hold
your breath by opening your mouth and putting your hand
over your mouth.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
It's like, yeah, it'll hold it in there, but it's
not right.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
I just want to take anyone who does that and
just teach him just like blow out and slowly go
down under the water. I just want to teach him
like like you could hands free not suffer right right
the wait I want to know more struggles.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I'm watching her jump and watching her and I'm going,
if I jumped in, I would go, are you okay?
I go airlift me now to sas do you trust
as the idea of being like no, no, I'm fine.
I'm fine, like unimaginable for me, and thank god, thank
fucking God. And this girl she's like Joe, She's like, yeah,
(23:51):
everyone I've been with has cheated on me. And it's like,
and you sign up for the Bachelor and people just
run back, punch me again, hit me again, didn't hit
me hard, or last time, let's try it again.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
I mean, are people seeking love on their gate? Jacque
I remember, I remember, I haven't watched it in like
fifteen years, okay, And I feel like when I was
tuning in, the stakes felt like real Jacqueline.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Mistakes are so high. And this again, I haven't watched
it in years. But this bachelor, honestly bless him, he
wants it and he's he's like he's literally like crying.
He's like, I don't know what it's like. It's this
thing of like amazing acting. It's not acting, but you go,
what a performance. It's like when you're actually watching someone
actually break down, you're like, god, that was good. Yeah,
but it's real, and you're like, you're like acting, I
(24:39):
forgot that. That's again, yeah, pretend, yeah, but he's really
doing it, and he really is, like in a very
suit way, like deeply just kind of dumb, like frying
pan to the head. But it's sweet and that's enough
for someone.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Okay, sure, someone Why he could listen and what a
horrible thing for him to hear? You believe about him?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
You know nothing of his interior, I know, littlesome, So
he's fine.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I think it's sweet.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yeah. Well, you know where I hear people act, sorry,
just real quick, where I hear the common man actually
act dateline murderers.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Wait, they're acting with I'm out a murderer.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Well yeah, like when they call nine one one, when
they go.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Something's wrong. She fell down the thing, and I'm so
upset about it because I love her.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
If something's wrong, oh fell down a thing, yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
She's not moving. I've oh no, oh no girl, no
yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Hairl no. And then and then they're like, are you
doing are you doing? Are you you know? Is he breathing?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I can't tell you guys said someone now or like
last by by root, well done, we're about thirty minutes
from the nearest thing.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Hurry so wild, I mean, And and.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
You watch and you go, like last night, I was
staring at this guy, going he's gotta have done it.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
He just he looks. I'm like, can I tell in
this guy's eyes, like or the soul talked about, can
you merge in the eyes the truth? Can you fucking
the eyes give the truth? And I'm going, I'm going like,
if I met this guy, would I know he's a
murderer of the whole thing? Okay, And I'm watching, like,
you know, a long take on him, you know, like
responding to questions or whatever. And then like ten minutes
(26:18):
later in the episode, I'm like, Oh, it's not him.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
He's a doll.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Oh my god, it's amazing. Well, here's what it is.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
You have to experience this in life. Because I'm constantly
reminded of this. I feel my own. You know, when
you're you're in a social situation, you meet someone for
whatever reason, you go, I don't like them because you
think they're they don't like you, or like it's always cold.
Here's what I'm trying to say. Yeah, you're in a
social imagine this. You step into a group form hi, Hi,
Hi someone. Maybe there's a slight thing. They just because
(26:44):
I'm defensive internally, right where someone there's a slight thing.
You go, they hate me?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
You go, well you know what?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Fuck you?
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Right? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:52):
And then five minutes past there your best friend. Right,
and whenever this happens, like O, Kate, never forget. Don't
be defended against this idea that some because it's shocking
because you know, first impression. I mean, it's talk about
the first impression Rose, I mean, but it's and then
and then you think about, well I'm doing that people
all the time. Of course it's unconscious, like totally you know,
you're in a group, right, someone wasn't it totally Like
(27:16):
it's just you can't tell. So the murderer, Yeah, we
don't know, you just know.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I remember one time watching a reality show, people were
forced to start like a it was called the Utopia
or something I don't know, but you know, thrown.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
On a sounds familiar, sounds French.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Or like thrown on a piece of land, and they
have to like build a society amongst themselves. It was.
And there was this one guy and I got so
mad at him, okay, and I was like he is
like everything I hate. But I was like I was
like this piece of shit, like I was really and
then like end of the episode, I was like, oh wait,
he's the only one I trust. Oh my god, yeah, okay,
(27:56):
and like it's and I know that it's like and
I do not care, like whatever, yes, editing whatever.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I'm like, you know, yeah, I was manipulated whatever, like but.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
I'm like, you know what editing is a personalitulated people
are editing, right, but yeah, like when I turn when
when it turns, and you're like I had to I
had to talk myself through thinking that.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Someone was like I don't know, pissed about where my
Matt was or something or or there was something. And
Chris was like, when you're working out, you're in pain,
you know, like you're fucking sweating, you're tired, like your
your faces are not all there to be able to
be like I just like decided someone was judging me,
of course, of course, which which like like, first of all,
(28:41):
they are right, you know what I mean, like in
this one way and they're not. You know sometimes like
you know that sometimes you know that someone looks like
someone in your past or something like that, Like you're like,
why do I think this?
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Like woman's a bitch?
Speaker 3 (28:56):
And then you're like, oh, be cause she looks like
that person that you know, and then you're like you
know it, but it still doesn't lose the effect.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
I had close up magic mere days after Yes, and
I was card magic and I was absolutely floored. Where
at a party Okay, okay, man comes up, that's fine.
What was really interesting was after the fact and have
you watched the Prestige yet? No?
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Fuck you watch it tonight?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
All right, right, all right?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
He comes up. Now what's weird is and this is
part of the mentalist. I can't remember. So he had
me think of a card. We had just been talking
and I was like, you know about this, and so
I was like, I'm going to go with a club okay,
not a harder, a diamond like some bitch shit, totally okay.
So I'm like whatever, I'm like seven of clubs or
something in my mind. And now I can't remember if
he asked me to tell the group and he turned around,
(29:51):
or if it came straight out of my mind. I
can't remember now that I'm like, that's almost the thing.
And then all I know is he's pulling my card
out of what the fuck? And then he's giving a
guy's address, you know, of his house and no and
oh and he like just all sorts of stuff and
I got his card and hell yeah, Suddenly I'm convinced
(30:13):
I have parties going to be fun.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
In my mind, I have parties and need to have
a good magician on hand, because how much does that cost?
You're wonderful away you go come over for an hour?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Right? Imagine this.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Imagine it's small. I used to think this wouldn't be
what I would want. A magician walks in, Oh god,
here we fucking go. Now I'm going to sounds fun.
Imagine having cocktails with a group of I'm not kidding
six people seven under ten or audition comes in for
some close up magic for an hour. They probably have
a three hour minimum.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Who knows well they deserve to charge for the time
it takes them to get over there. Oh, here's what
they deserve to charge for the time you work. Here's
what they deserve to charge for the twenty years exactly
that people don't understand, but they go, oh, pay you
for one night, paying us for our lives. Yeah, you're
paying us for not having children instead doing standouts that
(31:04):
pivoting time. I came to that realization during my workout
today about something about that, like.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
You're paying for the daughter I didn't have a thirty two. Yeah, bitch,
I didn't want.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
I'm really tired of trying to wrestle an eyebrow out
of my face with makeup. I want.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
I don't know what I want. I want them fixed
and I want them. What is that food interface?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
No out my mouth because I eat food? What about
a Vegamore?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Now? Why are we laughing?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Just laing?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Because Vegamore is an official pooks By. They sent a
beautiful box.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
It's true of products, but I noticed chocolate and they
have an eyebrows heerum to put on your eyebrows.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Now you think there's both one and the same.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
I think there's both.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Do we have the strength to try it on one
side and see if it does anything?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
No, you gotta go both.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
You gotta right, you.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Gotta go with both. I oh, you know what I'm
excited for?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Sorry, keep going, I'm hyper fixated on the fact that
we have a jar reservation that we're going.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
You're so funny, You're like you and me. The twenty
second it's us, it's done or whatever. And then it
was like, oh, actually it's the nineteen and I can't
plait it.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
But uh, oh, we're going. I can't wait. And I
texted Suzanne the chef. She knows we're coming.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
As long as you've already made the Reds, I guess we're.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Safe made the Reds. I'm so excited. What Alachi Martin
haven't been in a while? Yeah, Leachi go, I'm picking
you up, catching a buzz on. Alici Martini screaming in
the corner. Can't fucking wait. I've been a jard a while.
You and I haven't been in like over a year.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Backless red dress. Maybe I should get a dress for dinner.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Oh should we dress up?
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Great?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Oh yeah, by the way, yeah, we're dressing if we can.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
What do you mean if we can?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I mean like, if it doesn't happen in that day.
By the way, we don't have to do it.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
I'll be out hostage.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
We don't have to go backless. But it's jar you know,
you talk.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
About being backless though at dinner that is kind of cool.
Oh yeah, because actually it's one of the few places
where the back gets some viewing.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
I know, I put on a back list, like you're
seen from behind.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
It's really vulnerable.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Backless.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah, backless interesting because also people are then touching your back.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
You feel their hands in the small of your back.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Oh yeah, they touch because they expect there to be
a shirt there.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
You're just like that. Excuse me, that's a high touch surface.
You might not want to touch that. People have been
touching it all that. God, it's a gerom city back there.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
What do you feel about when someone talks to you
and their spit goes directly in your cornea?
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Launch directly better because it is the cornea, It is
the cornea.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Well, here's the question. Do you blink because I don't
let them? Yeah, I hold it.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I like their comfort.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Yeah, you don't want to, Yeah, I mean I try
to make it like it didn't happen for them. Although yeah,
I'm really thinking about it. I'm like, yeah, just the cold,
the shocking, the coldness of someone's saliva is really Yeah,
where the GROTESQUEAI comes in I get a little.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I'm not germophobic, but I don't.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
I just have to say it. I don't love kissing
people on the lips to say hello. I just don't
love that.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Well, first of all, I mean, where the hell is
that a current?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Are you French? I mean, like, yeah, I love I
love that.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Who the hell is kissing you on the lips? Hello?
Speaker 3 (34:55):
These people are trying to get a little bit for
They're trying to a couple of time. I'm trying to
sip a.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Little a couple of times recently, had a little Berlin.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
I've had a little bit move the head. Oh, not
doing the lips for you?
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Are you fucking serious?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Lips forefrontal coming?
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (35:11):
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Who are these people?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
I mean, it's definitely you know, you know, it's kind
of like it's a it's a fun sweet you know. Oh,
you know, I want the lips.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
I think it's I just don't frank the leap. I'm sorry,
I'll say it again. They're trying to sip a little okay,
They're trying to get a little sip of you to
hold on to in the dark of night. Okay, in
the cold of night, people coming for me, it's completely inappropriate.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Look at this product, get Chanel, look at this.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Bronze and crazy.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Holy Ship paid out of pocket.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
There is a talk about how erotic it is to overpay,
and there is something about that, Like you want to
talk about a brand that has just Chanelle. You see
that and you go, oh, ho are you now it
does something? Yeah, something about that brand on black Lacker.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
When I was fifteen, this girl I knew who was rich.
Imagine this fifteen she had a Chanel face wash, Oh
my god, and I was like, are you fucking kidding me?
A governor house to sleep over, begged to use it,
or she would just be like, oh you know, and
I would be like right, Sarahmon was ceremony using this.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
The way other people you cannot give a fifteen year
old Chanel cleanser guys, you're fucking with them. Why they
are now never normal again? If you are fifteen with
Shanell cleanser, You're fucked.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
It's over.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
I mean, I'm trying to tell a story like these
rich people, this is Los Angeles because that's where you
grew up.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
So I'm imagining so crazy. It came in a gift
bag that was like.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Oh, okay, that's interesting. Okay, like what mother doesn't want
to started?
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Well, I wouldn't trust Janelle instantly as a cleanser. I
would assume that it's going to be perfume. Perfumed.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Oh it was too and god it smells good. Yeah,
suddenly I use the product fancy product. The other day,
I go, God, this smells good. That's not a good sign.
It's fully fragrance in it. It's like a fucking expensive Again,
it was a gift. I'm not going to say because
I'm disparaging them. I'm talking about I'm not joking one
hundred and seventy five dollars like serum thing and I go, yeah, well,
I'm still going to use it. But fuck, I've been Jacqueline.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
This is a lab. I don't need a cent.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Wait after you thinks to ask, I'm saving for a
rainy day, and I think I just need to start
using it. The Doctor Diamond sent us stuff and Lima day.
The time is now, but it's one of what do
you think I should start with Lima?
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Well, I've finished my Lima and therefore you know now
I'm slipping backwards.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Where is the one skin. I emailed them. Now I'm mad,
I want more of the one. Can serum listen to me?
I think they praising one said it was coming. I'm
reaching back in because I'm addicted. Yeah, this is You
can't pay for this kind of advertising.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Remember you were like, I'm interested in the blah blah,
and I was like, I'm interested in the whole line.
And you had to write back and be like, I'm
also interested in the whole line. I mean I learned
that from you. I've been making I've been making kelp noodles.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Oh, listen to you.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
And because you know not to be a yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
For nineteen ninety nine, goddamn, is it really.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (38:31):
You? No?
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Oh no, no, I'm saying I've had it. I've had
the prepared ones at ariwon. You go, okay, this is interesting.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Oh the garlic ones got their funck.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Then you go okay. Actually, now I'm gonna make it home.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
And I got the Tomorrow and I got the Winos
and I got I got the green onion and me
seeds talk to me and you now delicious? And what
else did I put in their little fish sauce? And
to soften them? You know what you do. So you
drop the culp noodle thing into water, warm water, lemon
(39:07):
juice and baking soda and it just softens.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Where'd you hear that?
Speaker 1 (39:11):
The Internet?
Speaker 3 (39:11):
So I say, I'm the package now the Internet. I
mean the package just says warm water because they want
to freak you out. They don't They don't want to
be like you really need to actually need juice of
half of a lemon, but and I don't think it
kind of works anyway. Yeah, and then you rinse it,
rinse it, but things are it's not gonna so don't
worry about the baking soda doing that. So I've been
(39:31):
doing that. Okay, it's been delicious and okay, and then
Tahini trying to work with Tahini.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
By the way, I want to formally ask too soon,
said more to Heini. I'm from addicted. I'm going to
sign the jars.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
I'm out. I've probably gone through need jars. I need
a deep from a mirror.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
I used to think Artisana was my favorite.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
TI I go and they're interested in, you know, having
a tastep.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Please.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Okay, we need someone to reach out to Zoom and
say you're getting a huge on air yeah, yeah, yeah, huh, Jacqueline,
don't you remember the Sume women, the co founders were
at fucking Pooh Live in New York.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Oh that was them.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
I woke up in the night. Wait, I want to
go back to the Noodles because I'm really not dumb
with them. But I woke up in the night going
Caperlin think she doesn't look good with her hair up.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Oh my god, Jacqueline, Okay, and I go she.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Is so wrong. Oh, I actually could cry. I woke
up remembering.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
I woke up remembering like your dinner party in New York,
like ten years ago, okay, small dinner party, your birthday
where I said you can't rot in this town forever. Okay,
go to Los Angeles, oh my god, where your hair
was briefly up and I was like, it looks stunning,
and it's like you have some you have some belief.
I do like that.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
I don't know you need off your hair.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah that I'm a dog.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
It's that the hair that you need to yeah, and
I'm going to do it. It was like, You're like,
I swear I thought this in the night, Like I
was like, oh my god, I think she still thinks that.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Because I'm like, you get hair done different styles whatever
all the time.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
I don't like different styles.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
It's just down. Never have no different I mean, I mean,
you have glam opportunities. I know where, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Why isn't it a severe you know, you know anything?
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Okay? And I remember when you put your hair and
I took gorgeous photos of you, because it's not that
your hair has to be up, you know, it's not.
I think it's superior any of that stuff. It's not
fun of sometimes putting your hair so fun. You feel different,
but you reveal the back of the jaw, like where
the jaw meets you love to do in the Babysitters
Club when Marianne cut her hair short and it revealed
her jawline. Okay, like I remember that in a book.
(41:55):
It was like a big deal. Anyway, the point is going,
oh my gosh, she really she has this belief and
I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Cure her of it. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
No, you're right, You're really right.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
More.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
I was like, it would be so normal, so cool
to put my hair.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
I was like, she doesn't know. I was like, I
think she doesn't know how beautiful she is.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Oh my god, I really like you don't.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
I really was like, like you think that if you
slicked it back, like I don't know, yeah, like you're
seeing real trace.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Like heyus, yeah, god, no, it's true. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
It's really sweet. I'm gonna put it up every year.
I got this year, I'm gonna do It'm gonna get brave.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
It's incredible, you know what.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
That's a personal challenge I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
It's literally stunning.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
You should let me do it, and we should video
it and like it'll be like you in front of
the mirror crying and I'll like.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Lift it up and be like, look, do you see her?
Speaker 2 (42:51):
That would be fun, okay, Like I'd be like, do
you see you can roll me? You can spin me
around the chair? Yeah, spin around. I've never liked to
spin around.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
I had a deep, by the way, I had a deep. Scary.
I had a deep.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
I uncovered a memory deep with my partner the other day.
And actually it's funny because I went, I never told anyone,
and then I told them, and I'm telling the whole world.
I had a memory.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
I had a memory of a of a man, of
a older man.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Yeah, telling me I was an ugly duckling when I
was like twelve, and it did permanent damage, of course.
But here's what it was. I remember. I remember the
exact dress I was wearing. I was wearing it, like
purple floral dress something. And this older man in my life,
you older man in my life, was like, look at you.
You look beauty, Like you look great or something like
you were always ugly duckling. And I literally was like, no,
(43:41):
I didn't know. I've been ugly the whole time. Sure
I haven't been thrilled, but I'm a certified can you
believe that? And then my whole life an artist?
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yes, well I know that.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
I know that.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
I know that your your family, there's artists. So I'm like, yeah,
picturing some.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
And by the way, here's what I remember you just
I was a child. I remember seeing in his eyes
he saw oh no, I shouldn't have said that because
I was a kid. I think he saw I couldn't
hide that it was affecting me. Yeah, And I saw
him kind of try to double back and be like no, no, no,
and it was too late, motherfucker. You've just altered the
course of my life permanently.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Bitch.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
No, it's I'm silent with just like I.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
It's the key to my psychology, like like my silence
is how do I go back in time? Like yeah,
and it's like at my heart and it is fine, okay,
because but heartbreaking, like I'm.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
I'm fucking silenced.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
I'm silent and stunned.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
And going, how do I.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
Lift you out? I'm picturing your fucking face because so sad.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
I mean. The other thing that's annoying about ugly duckling
is that everyone I'm like, they're like an ugly duckling
that became a beautiful swan. And as I've brought this
up on like pooh oh three, no, I believe the
original story is actually you have a baby swan who's
raised among ducks and therefore believes it's ugly because it
doesn't look like it's siblings.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
And then oh, actually it's a swan. I believe the
real story.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Oh funny, Okay, yeah, I lost that entirely, and yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
And what it It actually holds a great meaning because
like people have made it you were ugly and now
you're pretty, when the exact story is that, no, the
standards you're being judged on the wrong standards.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Wow, I love you.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Noodle. So so I try prepared good. The most expensive
item of prepared food was it? And then I learned
if I like it, and I'm going so next up,
I'm moving on to the cauliflower that is like.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
The fried cauliflower turmeric. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
No, oh, it's like it's like bright yellow with turmeric
and like ginger and whatever. And I'm like, I'm gonna
make that part of my life great. I'm gonna start
making it home.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I'm anyway, I completely agree, and I'm gonna go. I
want to do the CLP noodles. I've been doing the
Miracle noodles, but I'm gonna move on to CLP go
to try. Is it a big bag that's kind of
like green, it's like a color.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Yeah, that's the one. Comes on the shelf.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Yep, comes on the shelf. Okay, I'm gonna get a
little bit of water. I'm gonna I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:36):
Yeah, it's delicious.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Oh my god. By the way, this time next week
I'll be able to say, see this is me truly. No,
this time next week I'll be able to say see
you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
But it is fun.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
The passage of time. Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Okay, okay, I'll see you next week.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
I love you all right, I love you. That was pood.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
And this is poog, an ongoing conversation about wellness between
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
Our naked desire for free products. This is POG.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Today's topics LIOSI speaking Pram.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
First impression rose backless.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Did you hear what I said about the New Yorkers?
I was coming in.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Say it again. They come too fast, too furious.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I don't subscribe to the I don't know how anymore
anyone is keeping.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Up with this.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I love the New Yorker.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Okay, obviously, but I don't have what do you mean,
like you're getting constant emails or what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I don't understand. No print weekly they appear. Oh no,
no you can.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I used to. I mean you have to.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
They have to buy put media.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
But well, that's that's that is what the New Yorker
has become is furniture. It is kind of an emblem
of you know, intellectualism in the home. Is the high
stack of New Yorkers. I used to subscribe. I would
get them and it was it was wonderful and it is,
by the way, it's it's you know, I always had
that vision of myself. So read The New Yorker every
(01:10):
week and have coffee ye through it over the week,
and it enriches your life, no doubt.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
But it's true. They pile up. It's it's it's wild.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah, it's like, damn are they producing that thing fast?
It's unbelievable, you know. It's the covers, the coversising their ass.
It does true. It's how I really feel. Yeah, what
me just being like, I mean, it's adorable what they do.
It's incredible, but it is true. Of course I'm gonna
protect to me someone I'm not. Of course that would
worship The New Yorker.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I had a morning of I did something which I
rarely do, which is left the house early for a walk.
Didn't go on the kind of nature walk I usually do.
I did city walk. So I'm walking, I'm strutting down
sounds at Boulevard. Oh ran into two people and this
is when I go community community.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Ran into two people?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
What who?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I don't really see ever? Right this then when the
guys friendly, you know, Oh, I actually live up the street.
You're kidding. Exchange Show numbers, Oh, practically neighbors. Whould you
get cofee?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Ca? You believe this?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Then a professional acquaintance, Oh my god, hi wow literally
literally like, let's do this meeting about the thing like
a professional moment. Happened, huge ship something huge? And then
keep talking. Sure, I guess I mean completely. And then I.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Walked on and I got out there. I tell you
that much. No, a rock is working on nothing a.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Rock can't get. Then popped into a store. Oh, I
don't usually go here, right, got a juice the juice
of another store.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Interesting?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
And then and then trotting back picture this. I'm in aop. Yes,
it's not a it's I know, I know. I'm in
there to get my one of my luxury items. My splurges.
Is their mouth washed?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Are you so? Oh yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Are there essentral oils in the mouthwash?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I don't think there are oils, but it's just it's
like divine.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
You sure, yep? No, central oils are the cornerstone of
their products.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Maybe it's in there. I mean it's the most freshment.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
You can ingest them. It's the question some you can.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I would assume you can do to a big mouthwash?
And I trust them. But I'm in there. This woman goes,
can I offer you some tea or nearly? I go,
I don't know about that. Go sure. She comes over
a little bowl, a little bowl of herbal tea. It
is so good, I'm moaning. I go, what does it?
She goes, Oh, it's you know, it's peppermint. But we
put some some uh here, we go, licorice root in there.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Something.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It was like, and of course that I'm spiraling. I
should do this at home. I could have my own sleeve.
It's you know, but so so suddenly it's ten forty
five am. I'm drinking loose leaf tea, having a chat
about fragrance. She's talking to me about the different fragrances.
I'm elevated, I'm lifted, I'm out of the mirephia. Every
day I'm connecting. No caffeine. Well, I already had caffeine
(04:05):
at home with my bambino. I had two hindering espresso
in me. But I wasn't sailing in a overly caffeinated way. Yeah,
I was just curious, but I started. But then I
just I was like, well, that's a whole different kind
of walk. I always think nature, but what about commerce.
What about strutting down something at boulevard with the of
course you know there the fumes of the car and
(04:26):
everything is a totally different Yeah, the enlivening nature.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Of a city.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, if you had to do a walk one night,
one at night, one in the day, and one was
to be nature and one was to.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Be city at night nature and day city.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I mean, clearly, it's got to be that. Man, it's
got to be that.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
That seems like the answer. But then you go, wait,
I know, wait a second, true, what's at night? And
then in the bustle in the day.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
The bustle of the day is really elevating.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I have to say, I uh, this is again why
the death of brick and mortar has such huge, catastrophic.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You know, health ramifications for all of us.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yeah, to not be with our with our market basket, yeah,
collecting items, reaching for a loaf from our old friend.
I mean that's where the bakers you know what, you know,
where you don't get a baker's doesn't online?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Oh shit, it's true.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I guess you get other things free shipping.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
We launched a new poog hoodie today. I just want
to say, guys, is everyone aware of the Poog Merch store.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I'm terrified you're not.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
We launched a limited edition I went to Juilliard hilarious
insider insiders only hoodie available now at Poog on the back. Yeah,
poog dot merch table dot com.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Pog dot merch table dot com.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Get your Poog water bottle, gets your embroidered hat, get
your classic blue crew neck, get your I mean, honestly,
I have to say this. A shirt that's underperforming that
I think is unbelievable as the Proud Eavesdroppers shirt. I
think it's sex underperforming. I think it is. I don't
know how to read those things, you know.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
But interesting.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I saw Hags have I was at a screening recently.
I saw two people and Hags have more fun shirt.
Can you imagine?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Dead serious?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Oh my god? That rules.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I know.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
We really are buttressed by the comt definitely.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
You know, post post a photo of you in your.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Merch and oh I have an announcement. Yeah, post a
photo of you in the Poog merch tag us. We
will do a grid post or a grid post of
Hags in the merge. So oh yeah, so you have
to bring your best yeah hashtag hag model hashtag.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Hashtag hag tag.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Hashtag being the same hashtag tag.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah, I see you're saying, hashtag hashtag. What was I
gonna tell you?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Oh, I went for it, and I got two sliding
drawers from the container store.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Two sliding drawers like that to the batual drawers.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
No, like you install the tracks in a closet on
a shelf, two tracks, and then you rest a basket
on it in the basket pulls out it like I'm
installing a basket that pulls out on a track and
goes back in.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
But it's it's bolted in there.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
And I purchased the baskets that were next to it
and looked like the correct sizes that lined up with it,
and they're not.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Oh so I have.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Two baskets and two sets of gliders and they don't
seem to fit each other, and I have no answers.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I mean, that's enough to drive you into straight to
the asylum.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
And so I just put them under the fucking bed,
just like to be dealt with.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, I mean, I'm looking at chaos. I have the
sorted out organizers coming.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
All right, the way you've used them several times, and
I continue to have not.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
You know they're there, you know they're there for you.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, I saw a cat in a pram today.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Gave me joy.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I think it was elderly in a pram, you know,
in a little little, a little.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I don't know that word.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
A pram is a cradle that is on wheels. Okay, babies.
What's the other word for that? The only thing coming
to mine, who's carousel? And I know that's not a cradle,
No pram. I that thing stroller, stroller, So a stroller
is kind of a pram.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Pram really seems like a word you would know.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I know, I don't know. I've never heard it.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Can you believe that I heard heard an expression on
f one like something like throwing toys out of the
pram and uh And I was like, oh, cute, like
clearly an expression for like a baby bitching kind of
like they're like that one of toys flying out of
the pram.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
This morning, pram is brand new, pram, pram, pram bram.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Trying to decide whether to find meaning in the year's passage,
you know, March twelfth. To me, I start to go, yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
March you're officially in the year mid March. Oh yeah,
we're in the start of the summer.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah, sure, January whatever, February going all right, I'm a
little behind.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
But but March you don't.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
You're not allowed to really talk about it anymore, I
guess because Q one is almost over right. But I
don't live according to that time brands and contracts according
to my emotions. And that's why I you know, as
we decided last week, live fallow. If a year lies fallow,
ten years, life fallow, you're still alive.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, you're still fine. You're still you were alive the
whole time.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I haven't been able to tilt my neck in weeks.
Why it can go left, But it just happens to
maybe a couple of years. I sort of pull like
a muscle, like if I've been working at the computer
in a certain way. In my right hand is and
so it looks I have limited range of motion to
the rights as far as I can really go comfortably.
(10:17):
And I just want to know what's going on in there.
I want to know exactly what's going on in there.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I know you always want to buy I hate it
by for Kate and see inside, here's a right turn
I did something that was making me laugh really hard,
and this is umstentially wonderful for you. I don't know
if this will work, but uh and I can already
feel that. I'm saying, Kate, you're really trying to dig
up a little funny thing that happened last week and
(10:42):
putting it into a Pook episode. Jesus Christ, I'm not
gonna say it. Actually, I decided not to embarrass.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
And never remember things that happened during a week. Yeah,
never once remembered like this week. I mean that's also
because the weekend serves me not. I cannot be part
of the culture of weekend versus what course, it's too much.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
You're outside of it, you already are. I can't be
on that cycle. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yeah, So that means that's Saturday and Sunday morning. I
better be getting up and doing the same shit, you
know what I mean. Routine must Yeah, I think the
routine must hold.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I mean, you know it won't for me, but yeah, really,
but no, I don't have.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
A routine brunching on Saturdays. Oh well, I mean whatever
the lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Is, yeah, but I don't have that. You work out
every day.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I didn't always it's important.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
To remember that.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
By the way, bitch, this is exciting.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, and I just this can't just turn into a
Tracy Anderson podcast and we talk about it every fucking week.
But I did call today to schedule a free not
a free not free, not free keywords. I did call it,
schedule a private beginner. Hell yeah, they're going to reach
out with times because I want to get serious. And
don't you think I can meet you. I can catch
(11:54):
up and find you where you are.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Of course you can.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Imagine, Oh my god, I want the community. I want
to be sweating in the group. It's anyway, That's what
We're going to leave it at that. But I'm I
have to why is my voice down here? I need
to get high up in the energy zone. I need
to go up here.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Hey, you know what I was thinking about, but what
it's like, because I was thinking about telling you about
how Boo, the courtyard cat comes running now when he
hears the door unlock. Just and I was thinking about
how one of the great things about animals is the
way they you know, in their engagements with us, the
(12:31):
way they come running, okay is actually huge. I mean
they walk too, but the fact that they are willing
to sort of run, slip into a jog or even
bound towards you. Mm hmm, Like adults don't do it,
you know what I'm saying. I just think they mo
(12:52):
they won't rue the hips like boying, okay, boying.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, And there's something that helps me on all fours
you think absolutely why from standing position as a human,
if you just lurch forward, you potentially fall. He've got
all fours. You're launching with the back legs and then
you've got the front the front legs right there.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
I just think relative to our own bodies, our startup
time is similar, interesting because we stay upright when we run.
I mean, look, I'm not saying I'm as fast. I'm
not saying I'm as fast as a cheetah. Folks, sounds
like you are careful. It's a slippery sloper going down.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I love when to laugh or it gets that just
air popping in the back.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
That's a good one.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
That's a good feeling. When was the last time you laughed?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
This morning?
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I laughed constantly. You laugh all the time, me too.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
God, I just thought it'd be funny to play, to
be play, to be a lady, who's never laughed, remembers
the time where she did.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
People don't laugh and it causes massive inflammation in the body. Yeah, no,
people don't laugh. I think they're in the sadness out there.
It's it's absolutely deafening. Speaking of routine, I got back
(14:23):
into watching The Bachelor for the first time in years, really,
and now it's really fun. Last night I was panicking
because it was like, I want to watch it live,
God fucking damn it, and I couldn't. And then I, you.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Know, Fuboo.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
It's like, you know, a million years ago, I tried
to a free trial at Fubu to get like ABC
streaming live, you know, and I went to the whole thing,
was cursing profoundly, got the free trial, and then they
won't let you project it. I guess because there they
think that if they think I'm going to go I
have a business, I'm gonna download Fubu and I'm going
to project ABC onto the restaurant and everyone's going to
(14:54):
get free ABC. It's like so pathetic and cruel. So yes,
I was watching the show from the laptop, but still
had fun. It is fun to feel part of you know,
just sports, right, get excited and get one many years
since I've watched, but if you could.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Get into f one. Oh that's why I'm really enjoying
Dateline in the evenings at this moment.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
What do you what happens on there? Is it all
murders and stuff or is it?
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, I wanted to watch because here's television ABC Live
last night and then it's Oprah going I'm doing a
one hour special. It's like called like shame something and
something else, and it's all about her basically being like
I will not be you know, ridiculed for loving Ozempic
or something.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
For loving ozembic. Is that what you said? Yeah? Yeah, interesting, Yeah,
an hour special.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Skinny Nation, Rise Up. Yeah gosh. And I was like, well,
I want to watch that. Yeah, I definitely want to
watch that.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I really am curious if your read on that is
what they want people to take away from it.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I'm pretty positive that's what it is.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
It's so funny too, because being like I'm sick of
the shame about Ozempic, It's like that's strictly a uh,
you know, a list kind of top two percent income
level concern the world is not like we have to
do stigmatize I zempic use. It's like that is purely
it's like you lost your mind relaxed.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Well, I don't know is it sweeping?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Is it sweeping the country? Like like no, people.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Who actually need it, like can't get it because it's
all people who are already like is that true wanting it? Yeah?
Oh yeah. I have a friend who actually wanted to
take it for actual health reasons like like.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah, oh, and they was like, I can't get it.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
It's too expensive, like my insurance won't cover, or like
people who actually need it for medical reasons. Yeah, you know,
it's it's so expensive. But then you know rich people
who want a drop a fee before awards season or
whatever the fuck.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
I might have start ordering my meds from Canada. It's
really sad.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I went through a whole thing with my meds today.
I felt like a champion because I was on the
phone with fucking CVS. I should do my I'm looking
at my migrain injections.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I don't know if you've experienced this, literally pick up
and hang up. Well they pick up and hang up. Okay, Okay,
that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
And as I'm going through this it's a whole thing,
and my insurance isn't covering my meds. And I had
a thing I was going in every two days paying
ninety dollars a pill. Okay no, and then like they
finally put through some random coupon that like my doctor's
like person, I don't know, and then it's ten dollars
instead of twenty five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
It's really oh no, no, I'll just say this quickly.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah, I have for my amovig shot, it's like out
of pockets, like nine hundred, and I have this coupon
enrolled in this coupon system where.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
It's five dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah. And I called to get my thing and they
were like, so our coupon system across CBS.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Wide is down.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, And I go, okay, when will it be back
up because I have to do the injection every thirty
days And they're like, yeah, well it's been two weeks
and we're not sure. And I went, so you're telling
me that I have to pay the price if I
want to get it this month? Basically, are you hear
any Well, yes, the coupon system is down CVS. It
was like you guys, well together.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Said I'm like, so tomorrow, if the insurance goes through,
can I come back, because I was buying a couple
of pills at a time, Can I come back and
get them reimbursed you know for the no.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Oh yeah, of course not just no, got it?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
So it was it was it was hundreds and hundreds
and hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I come in, I get two at a time.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
I would just start going like and and to like
go in and be like say my birthday and my
name again and the whole thing, and be like, I'm
just like coming in like it's well, bututriun girl, I'm like, hey,
it's me. I'm the girl that buys well butture in
every two days here, still waiting on the prior authorization
to go through.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
And it was and then like I talked to my
doctor's office. They're like, yeah, like you could try doing
every other day with generic.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
And it's just like.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
It's so and they're like, my friend calls Canada here,
you should try that. And then I don't know, it's
it's rough out there. And then and then my friends
or you know, one of the people working in the
store nearly impossible to hear live in person. It became
a joke so like like literally like whispering.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I had that recently with someone where somebody was speaking
so quietly and then had to go, I'm so sorry,
I can't hear you.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Yeah no, I had to I'm so sorry because you
take it upon yourself because it's hard to comment on
someone else's physical It's a physical act, right speaking, So
like commenting on it and saying I can't hear you
is to sort of say you just sort of failed
at doing the thing, and so we blame it on
our own ears. I'm sorry, I just And then how
(19:40):
did they get louder? Mmm? Not really a lot of times,
kind of a little bit. It was like it was
like it was like this, it was like it was
like you know, like oh no, it was like and
also like there's a sense of urgency, like hey, so
like I'm back. I guess we had to pay for
another four under, you know, if the thing has gone
(20:02):
through and like.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
It was and and and.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
There's this thing called complimentary schisma genesis that it's like
a thing in communication like or that's how it was referenced.
But I remember learning it was like, so someone's really quiet,
so you start talking like louder at them in order
to try to like get them to talk louder back
to you, but it actually has the opposite effect, and
then they actually get quieter because it's like they're trying
(20:31):
to manage you. So whatever the behavior is, it's complimentary
schizmo genesis. So the genesis of two things going and
the opposite direction like complimentarily.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Really yeah, and uh, I think about it all the time.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
I'm always trying to make sure I don't accidentally kick
off complimentary schismagenesis.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
But a quick thing, just back to bachelor real quick,
because when when you see someone, there's this one girl
it's just so sad. It's like all right, but then
you're like, oh, they're twenty six. Like this girl it's
like she's like no one's ever been so nice to
me as Joey and all this stuff, and it's like,
oh my god. You know, they're like he cares, you know.
And then you see them this girl they go on
this date. Right, they're driving into water. They're driving into
(21:13):
the water. They come up right and they start talking
about like clearly he's like are you okay?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Something's wrong?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Right?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Like she hurt herself right, and she's like I'm fine,
I'm fine like doing this whole thing, which is like
as someone I just that is not in any way
my composition, not my my like. And so then they
come out of the water. It seems like her fucking
jaw is broken. She's like talking crazy sho can barely
open her mouth. She's like she's like no, no, no, no,
(21:39):
and he's like, are you sure, like, and they bring
the doctor over in the doctor and she's like, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I was like just myself.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Like I'm going to need more, but continue, but I'm
gonna dig you back because I'm gonna need more on
the no, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Okay, what kind of water ocean?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Flat water?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
No, they're like yeah, like a like a a tropical
kind of oway system like.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Open yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah. Like they're like jumping in and so.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
There's like rock formations under their bake rock formations.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
No, I think it's real. But but but dive into
that she could hit again.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
She didn't hit her. She hit her face on the
surface of the water. I think like just literally stated
it in a weird way.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
They dove in from a height, a great height. They're
diving in from a higher how high.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Are we talking like one of those like spring break
everyone's screams.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I'm not sure, like I think pretty what about I
don't know.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Holding your nose?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I really struggle.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
I feel it bad for people who who you know,
hold their nose like jump in the pool and hold
their nose with their actual fingers, because that's no way
to get protection, right, it's a disaster.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
The way is you blow air out of your freethe out, okay,
like there's no.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Prection, but the physical squeeze.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
No, if you could maintain it like you jump from
a great height.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
These people are like doing it. It's like if they don't.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
If you don't know how to breathe out, like water
is gonna get in there right like you're you're It's
like it'd be like if you were trying to hold
your breath by opening your mouth and putting your hand
over your mouth.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
It's like, yeah, it'll hold it in there, but it's
not right.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
I just want to take anyone who does that and
just teach him just like blow out and slowly go
down under the water. I just want to teach him
like like you could hands free not suffer right right
the wait I want to know more struggles.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I'm watching her jump and watching her and I'm going,
if I jumped in, I would go, are you okay?
I go airlift me now to sas do you trust
as the idea of being like no, no, I'm fine.
I'm fine, like unimaginable for me, and thank god, thank
fucking God. And this girl she's like Joe, She's like, yeah,
(23:51):
everyone I've been with has cheated on me. And it's like,
and you sign up for the Bachelor and people just
run back, punch me again, hit me again, didn't hit
me hard, or last time, let's try it again.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
I mean, are people seeking love on their gate? Jacque
I remember, I remember, I haven't watched it in like
fifteen years, okay, And I feel like when I was
tuning in, the stakes felt like real Jacqueline.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Mistakes are so high. And this again, I haven't watched
it in years. But this bachelor, honestly bless him, he
wants it and he's he's like he's literally like crying.
He's like, I don't know what it's like. It's this
thing of like amazing acting. It's not acting, but you go,
what a performance. It's like when you're actually watching someone
actually break down, you're like, god, that was good. Yeah,
but it's real, and you're like, you're like acting, I
(24:39):
forgot that. That's again, yeah, pretend, yeah, but he's really
doing it, and he really is, like in a very
suit way, like deeply just kind of dumb, like frying
pan to the head. But it's sweet and that's enough
for someone.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Okay, sure, someone Why he could listen and what a
horrible thing for him to hear? You believe about him?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
You know nothing of his interior, I know, littlesome, So
he's fine.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I think it's sweet.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yeah. Well, you know where I hear people act, sorry,
just real quick, where I hear the common man actually
act dateline murderers.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Wait, they're acting with I'm out a murderer.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Well yeah, like when they call nine one one, when
they go.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Something's wrong. She fell down the thing, and I'm so
upset about it because I love her.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
If something's wrong, oh fell down a thing, yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
She's not moving. I've oh no, oh no girl, no
yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Hairl no. And then and then they're like, are you
doing are you doing? Are you you know? Is he breathing?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I can't tell you guys said someone now or like
last by by root, well done, we're about thirty minutes
from the nearest thing.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Hurry so wild, I mean, And and.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
You watch and you go, like last night, I was
staring at this guy, going he's gotta have done it.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
He just he looks. I'm like, can I tell in
this guy's eyes, like or the soul talked about, can
you merge in the eyes the truth? Can you fucking
the eyes give the truth? And I'm going, I'm going like,
if I met this guy, would I know he's a
murderer of the whole thing? Okay, And I'm watching, like,
you know, a long take on him, you know, like
responding to questions or whatever. And then like ten minutes
(26:18):
later in the episode, I'm like, Oh, it's not him.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
He's a doll.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Oh my god, it's amazing. Well, here's what it is.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
You have to experience this in life. Because I'm constantly
reminded of this. I feel my own. You know, when
you're you're in a social situation, you meet someone for
whatever reason, you go, I don't like them because you
think they're they don't like you, or like it's always cold.
Here's what I'm trying to say. Yeah, you're in a
social imagine this. You step into a group form hi, Hi,
Hi someone. Maybe there's a slight thing. They just because
(26:44):
I'm defensive internally, right where someone there's a slight thing.
You go, they hate me?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
You go, well you know what?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Fuck you?
Speaker 5 (26:51):
Right? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:52):
And then five minutes past there your best friend. Right,
and whenever this happens, like O, Kate, never forget. Don't
be defended against this idea that some because it's shocking
because you know, first impression. I mean, it's talk about
the first impression Rose, I mean, but it's and then
and then you think about, well I'm doing that people
all the time. Of course it's unconscious, like totally you know,
you're in a group, right, someone wasn't it totally Like
(27:16):
it's just you can't tell. So the murderer, Yeah, we
don't know, you just know.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I remember one time watching a reality show, people were
forced to start like a it was called the Utopia
or something I don't know, but you know, thrown.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
On a sounds familiar, sounds French.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Or like thrown on a piece of land, and they
have to like build a society amongst themselves. It was.
And there was this one guy and I got so
mad at him, okay, and I was like he is
like everything I hate. But I was like I was
like this piece of shit, like I was really and
then like end of the episode, I was like, oh wait,
he's the only one I trust. Oh my god, yeah, okay,
(27:56):
and like it's and I know that it's like and
I do not care, like whatever, yes, editing whatever.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I'm like, you know, yeah, I was manipulated whatever, like but.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
I'm like, you know what editing is a personalitulated people
are editing, right, but yeah, like when I turn when
when it turns, and you're like I had to I
had to talk myself through thinking that.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Someone was like I don't know, pissed about where my
Matt was or something or or there was something. And
Chris was like, when you're working out, you're in pain,
you know, like you're fucking sweating, you're tired, like your
your faces are not all there to be able to
be like I just like decided someone was judging me,
of course, of course, which which like like, first of all,
(28:41):
they are right, you know what I mean, like in
this one way and they're not. You know sometimes like
you know that sometimes you know that someone looks like
someone in your past or something like that, Like you're like,
why do I think this?
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Like woman's a bitch?
Speaker 3 (28:56):
And then you're like, oh, be cause she looks like
that person that you know, and then you're like you
know it, but it still doesn't lose the effect.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
I had close up magic mere days after Yes, and
I was card magic and I was absolutely floored. Where
at a party Okay, okay, man comes up, that's fine.
What was really interesting was after the fact and have
you watched the Prestige yet? No?
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Fuck you watch it tonight?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
All right, right, all right?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
He comes up. Now what's weird is and this is
part of the mentalist. I can't remember. So he had
me think of a card. We had just been talking
and I was like, you know about this, and so
I was like, I'm going to go with a club okay,
not a harder, a diamond like some bitch shit, totally okay.
So I'm like whatever, I'm like seven of clubs or
something in my mind. And now I can't remember if
he asked me to tell the group and he turned around,
(29:51):
or if it came straight out of my mind. I
can't remember now that I'm like, that's almost the thing.
And then all I know is he's pulling my card
out of what the fuck? And then he's giving a
guy's address, you know, of his house and no and
oh and he like just all sorts of stuff and
I got his card and hell yeah, Suddenly I'm convinced
(30:13):
I have parties going to be fun.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
In my mind, I have parties and need to have
a good magician on hand, because how much does that cost?
You're wonderful away you go come over for an hour?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Right? Imagine this.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Imagine it's small. I used to think this wouldn't be
what I would want. A magician walks in, Oh god,
here we fucking go. Now I'm going to sounds fun.
Imagine having cocktails with a group of I'm not kidding
six people seven under ten or audition comes in for
some close up magic for an hour. They probably have
a three hour minimum.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Who knows well they deserve to charge for the time
it takes them to get over there. Oh, here's what
they deserve to charge for the time you work. Here's
what they deserve to charge for the twenty years exactly
that people don't understand, but they go, oh, pay you
for one night, paying us for our lives. Yeah, you're
paying us for not having children instead doing standouts that
(31:04):
pivoting time. I came to that realization during my workout
today about something about that, like.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
You're paying for the daughter I didn't have a thirty two. Yeah, bitch,
I didn't want.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
I'm really tired of trying to wrestle an eyebrow out
of my face with makeup. I want.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
I don't know what I want. I want them fixed
and I want them. What is that food interface?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
No out my mouth because I eat food? What about
a Vegamore?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Now? Why are we laughing?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Just laing?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Because Vegamore is an official pooks By. They sent a
beautiful box.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
It's true of products, but I noticed chocolate and they
have an eyebrows heerum to put on your eyebrows.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Now you think there's both one and the same.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
I think there's both.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Do we have the strength to try it on one
side and see if it does anything?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
No, you gotta go both.
Speaker 4 (32:17):
You gotta right, you.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Gotta go with both. I oh, you know what I'm
excited for?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Sorry, keep going, I'm hyper fixated on the fact that
we have a jar reservation that we're going.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
You're so funny, You're like you and me. The twenty
second it's us, it's done or whatever. And then it
was like, oh, actually it's the nineteen and I can't
plait it.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
But uh, oh, we're going. I can't wait. And I
texted Suzanne the chef. She knows we're coming.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
As long as you've already made the Reds, I guess we're.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Safe made the Reds. I'm so excited. What Alachi Martin
haven't been in a while? Yeah, Leachi go, I'm picking
you up, catching a buzz on. Alici Martini screaming in
the corner. Can't fucking wait. I've been a jard a while.
You and I haven't been in like over a year.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Backless red dress. Maybe I should get a dress for dinner.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Oh should we dress up?
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Great?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Oh yeah, by the way, yeah, we're dressing if we can.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
What do you mean if we can?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I mean like, if it doesn't happen in that day.
By the way, we don't have to do it.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
I'll be out hostage.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
We don't have to go backless. But it's jar you know,
you talk.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
About being backless though at dinner that is kind of cool.
Oh yeah, because actually it's one of the few places
where the back gets some viewing.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
I know, I put on a back list, like you're
seen from behind.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
It's really vulnerable.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Backless.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Yeah, backless interesting because also people are then touching your back.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
You feel their hands in the small of your back.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Oh yeah, they touch because they expect there to be
a shirt there.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
You're just like that. Excuse me, that's a high touch surface.
You might not want to touch that. People have been
touching it all that. God, it's a gerom city back there.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
What do you feel about when someone talks to you
and their spit goes directly in your cornea?
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Launch directly better because it is the cornea, It is
the cornea.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Well, here's the question. Do you blink because I don't
let them? Yeah, I hold it.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I like their comfort.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Yeah, you don't want to, Yeah, I mean I try
to make it like it didn't happen for them. Although yeah,
I'm really thinking about it. I'm like, yeah, just the cold,
the shocking, the coldness of someone's saliva is really Yeah,
where the GROTESQUEAI comes in I get a little.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I'm not germophobic, but I don't.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
I just have to say it. I don't love kissing
people on the lips to say hello. I just don't
love that.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Well, first of all, I mean, where the hell is
that a current?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Are you French? I mean, like, yeah, I love I
love that.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Who the hell is kissing you on the lips? Hello?
Speaker 3 (34:55):
These people are trying to get a little bit for
They're trying to a couple of time. I'm trying to
sip a.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Little a couple of times recently, had a little Berlin.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
I've had a little bit move the head. Oh, not
doing the lips for you?
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Are you fucking serious?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Lips forefrontal coming?
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (35:11):
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Who are these people?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
I mean, it's definitely you know, you know, it's kind
of like it's a it's a fun sweet you know. Oh,
you know, I want the lips.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
I think it's I just don't frank the leap. I'm sorry,
I'll say it again. They're trying to sip a little okay,
They're trying to get a little sip of you to
hold on to in the dark of night. Okay, in
the cold of night, people coming for me, it's completely inappropriate.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Look at this product, get Chanel, look at this.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Bronze and crazy.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Holy Ship paid out of pocket.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
There is a talk about how erotic it is to overpay,
and there is something about that, Like you want to
talk about a brand that has just Chanelle. You see
that and you go, oh, ho are you now it
does something? Yeah, something about that brand on black Lacker.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
When I was fifteen, this girl I knew who was rich.
Imagine this fifteen she had a Chanel face wash, Oh
my god, and I was like, are you fucking kidding me?
A governor house to sleep over, begged to use it,
or she would just be like, oh you know, and
I would be like right, Sarahmon was ceremony using this.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
The way other people you cannot give a fifteen year
old Chanel cleanser guys, you're fucking with them. Why they
are now never normal again? If you are fifteen with
Shanell cleanser, You're fucked.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
It's over.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
I mean, I'm trying to tell a story like these
rich people, this is Los Angeles because that's where you
grew up.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
So I'm imagining so crazy. It came in a gift
bag that was like.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Oh, okay, that's interesting. Okay, like what mother doesn't want
to started?
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Well, I wouldn't trust Janelle instantly as a cleanser. I
would assume that it's going to be perfume. Perfumed.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Oh it was too and god it smells good. Yeah,
suddenly I use the product fancy product. The other day,
I go, God, this smells good. That's not a good sign.
It's fully fragrance in it. It's like a fucking expensive Again,
it was a gift. I'm not going to say because
I'm disparaging them. I'm talking about I'm not joking one
hundred and seventy five dollars like serum thing and I go, yeah, well,
I'm still going to use it. But fuck, I've been Jacqueline.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
This is a lab. I don't need a cent.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Wait after you thinks to ask, I'm saving for a
rainy day, and I think I just need to start
using it. The Doctor Diamond sent us stuff and Lima day.
The time is now, but it's one of what do
you think I should start with Lima?
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Well, I've finished my Lima and therefore you know now
I'm slipping backwards.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Where is the one skin. I emailed them. Now I'm mad,
I want more of the one. Can serum listen to me?
I think they praising one said it was coming. I'm
reaching back in because I'm addicted. Yeah, this is You
can't pay for this kind of advertising.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Remember you were like, I'm interested in the blah blah,
and I was like, I'm interested in the whole line.
And you had to write back and be like, I'm
also interested in the whole line. I mean I learned
that from you. I've been making I've been making kelp noodles.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Oh, listen to you.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
And because you know not to be a yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
For nineteen ninety nine, goddamn, is it really.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (38:31):
You? No?
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Oh no, no, I'm saying I've had it. I've had
the prepared ones at ariwon. You go, okay, this is interesting.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Oh the garlic ones got their funck.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Then you go okay. Actually, now I'm gonna make it home.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
And I got the Tomorrow and I got the Winos
and I got I got the green onion and me
seeds talk to me and you now delicious? And what
else did I put in their little fish sauce? And
to soften them? You know what you do. So you
drop the culp noodle thing into water, warm water, lemon
(39:07):
juice and baking soda and it just softens.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Where'd you hear that?
Speaker 1 (39:11):
The Internet?
Speaker 3 (39:11):
So I say, I'm the package now the Internet. I
mean the package just says warm water because they want
to freak you out. They don't They don't want to
be like you really need to actually need juice of
half of a lemon, but and I don't think it
kind of works anyway. Yeah, and then you rinse it,
rinse it, but things are it's not gonna so don't
worry about the baking soda doing that. So I've been
(39:31):
doing that. Okay, it's been delicious and okay, and then
Tahini trying to work with Tahini.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
By the way, I want to formally ask too soon,
said more to Heini. I'm from addicted. I'm going to
sign the jars.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
I'm out. I've probably gone through need jars. I need
a deep from a mirror.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
I used to think Artisana was my favorite.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
TI I go and they're interested in, you know, having
a tastep.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Please.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Okay, we need someone to reach out to Zoom and
say you're getting a huge on air yeah, yeah, yeah, huh, Jacqueline,
don't you remember the Sume women, the co founders were
at fucking Pooh Live in New York.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Oh that was them.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
I woke up in the night. Wait, I want to
go back to the Noodles because I'm really not dumb
with them. But I woke up in the night going
Caperlin think she doesn't look good with her hair up.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Oh my god, Jacqueline, Okay, and I go she.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Is so wrong. Oh, I actually could cry. I woke
up remembering.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
I woke up remembering like your dinner party in New York,
like ten years ago, okay, small dinner party, your birthday
where I said you can't rot in this town forever. Okay,
go to Los Angeles, oh my god, where your hair
was briefly up and I was like, it looks stunning,
and it's like you have some you have some belief.
I do like that.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
I don't know you need off your hair.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah that I'm a dog.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
It's that the hair that you need to yeah, and
I'm going to do it. It was like, You're like,
I swear I thought this in the night, Like I
was like, oh my god, I think she still thinks that.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Because I'm like, you get hair done different styles whatever
all the time.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
I don't like different styles.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
It's just down. Never have no different I mean, I mean,
you have glam opportunities. I know where, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Why isn't it a severe you know, you know anything?
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Okay? And I remember when you put your hair and
I took gorgeous photos of you, because it's not that
your hair has to be up, you know, it's not.
I think it's superior any of that stuff. It's not
fun of sometimes putting your hair so fun. You feel different,
but you reveal the back of the jaw, like where
the jaw meets you love to do in the Babysitters
Club when Marianne cut her hair short and it revealed
her jawline. Okay, like I remember that in a book.
(41:55):
It was like a big deal. Anyway, the point is going,
oh my gosh, she really she has this belief and
I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Cure her of it. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
No, you're right, You're really right.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
More.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
I was like, it would be so normal, so cool
to put my hair.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
I was like, she doesn't know. I was like, I
think she doesn't know how beautiful she is.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Oh my god, I really like you don't.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
I really was like, like you think that if you
slicked it back, like I don't know, yeah, like you're
seeing real trace.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Like heyus, yeah, god, no, it's true. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
It's really sweet. I'm gonna put it up every year.
I got this year, I'm gonna do It'm gonna get brave.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
It's incredible, you know what.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
That's a personal challenge I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
It's literally stunning.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
You should let me do it, and we should video
it and like it'll be like you in front of
the mirror crying and I'll like.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Lift it up and be like, look, do you see her?
Speaker 2 (42:51):
That would be fun, okay, Like I'd be like, do
you see you can roll me? You can spin me
around the chair? Yeah, spin around. I've never liked to
spin around.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
I had a deep, by the way, I had a deep. Scary.
I had a deep.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
I uncovered a memory deep with my partner the other day.
And actually it's funny because I went, I never told anyone,
and then I told them, and I'm telling the whole world.
I had a memory.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
I had a memory of a of a man, of
a older man.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Yeah, telling me I was an ugly duckling when I
was like twelve, and it did permanent damage, of course.
But here's what it was. I remember. I remember the
exact dress I was wearing. I was wearing it, like
purple floral dress something. And this older man in my life,
you older man in my life, was like, look at you.
You look beauty, Like you look great or something like
you were always ugly duckling. And I literally was like, no,
(43:41):
I didn't know. I've been ugly the whole time. Sure
I haven't been thrilled, but I'm a certified can you
believe that? And then my whole life an artist?
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yes, well I know that.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
I know that.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
I know that your your family, there's artists. So I'm like, yeah,
picturing some.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
And by the way, here's what I remember you just
I was a child. I remember seeing in his eyes
he saw oh no, I shouldn't have said that because
I was a kid. I think he saw I couldn't
hide that it was affecting me. Yeah, And I saw
him kind of try to double back and be like no, no, no,
and it was too late, motherfucker. You've just altered the
course of my life permanently.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Bitch.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
No, it's I'm silent with just like I.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
It's the key to my psychology, like like my silence
is how do I go back in time? Like yeah,
and it's like at my heart and it is fine, okay,
because but heartbreaking, like I'm.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
I'm fucking silenced.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
I'm silent and stunned.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
And going, how do I.
Speaker 4 (44:57):
Lift you out? I'm picturing your fucking face because so sad.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
I mean. The other thing that's annoying about ugly duckling
is that everyone I'm like, they're like an ugly duckling
that became a beautiful swan. And as I've brought this
up on like pooh oh three, no, I believe the
original story is actually you have a baby swan who's
raised among ducks and therefore believes it's ugly because it
doesn't look like it's siblings.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
And then oh, actually it's a swan. I believe the
real story.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Oh funny, Okay, yeah, I lost that entirely, and yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:34):
And what it It actually holds a great meaning because
like people have made it you were ugly and now
you're pretty, when the exact story is that, no, the
standards you're being judged on the wrong standards.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Wow, I love you.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Noodle. So so I try prepared good. The most expensive
item of prepared food was it? And then I learned
if I like it, and I'm going so next up,
I'm moving on to the cauliflower that is like.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
The fried cauliflower turmeric. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
No, oh, it's like it's like bright yellow with turmeric
and like ginger and whatever. And I'm like, I'm gonna
make that part of my life great. I'm gonna start
making it home.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I'm anyway, I completely agree, and I'm gonna go. I
want to do the CLP noodles. I've been doing the
Miracle noodles, but I'm gonna move on to CLP go
to try. Is it a big bag that's kind of
like green, it's like a color.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Yeah, that's the one. Comes on the shelf.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Yep, comes on the shelf. Okay, I'm gonna get a
little bit of water. I'm gonna I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:36):
Yeah, it's delicious.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Oh my god. By the way, this time next week
I'll be able to say, see this is me truly. No,
this time next week I'll be able to say see
you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
But it is fun.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
The passage of time. Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Okay, okay, I'll see you next week.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
I love you all right, I love you. That was pood.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
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