October 13, 2021 • 14 mins
Maria is overwhelmed by this new life full of paparazzi and dark secrets so she escapes from La Casa Rosa to organize her thoughts.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Previously on the Princess of South Beach, Maria del Carmen,
my twin sister, discovered some secret letters hidden in my
diary written by a man named D'Antonio who claims he's
our real father. Goes without saying she hasn't been able
to stop reading, and that's exactly what she's doing now,
(00:29):
your daughter, I don't know if you've received my letters.
I'll keep sending them with the hope that one day
you'll find them. Why can I get through one mysterious letter?
Aren't you going to come down for no? Thank you?
I'm not hungry, it's me, are you siguring? Don't want
(00:49):
to come I miss you. You're the love of my life.
The nuts in my oat meal, the grantit to my countertop.
We're like majestic. I don't even know what that means,
and I don't have time to decipher your metaphors. Thank
you both for your concern, but I'm not ready to
deal with all of this glory yet. You can't keep
yourself locked up forever? Is this because you don't want
(01:09):
to deal with the press? What you'll have to confront
the camera sooner than later? Oh way, does this some
sort of role playing thing. You want me to break
down the door and rescue you, as if you were
a captive princess and I your knight and shining Armlet No, raoul,
and what are you even talking about? What press? Have
you not looked at the window? No, the paparazzi haven't
(01:31):
left since the accident. Look. Oh no, no, no, no, no,
no no, there's too much going on. I need to
process all of this. Yeah, it's okay, I will leave
me alone. I need to pray, pray. Since when do
you pray? Or is this another role play thing where
(01:51):
you're some kind of a nun and I a natty priest.
In the name of the front, I'm still here. Look, Oh,
calm down when I'm ready. Of course, I don't know, Yosano,
What have I gotten myself into the first day I
leave the convent, I find out that I have a
twin sister who immediately dies right in front of me
in a tragic accident. And as if that isn't enough drama,
(02:14):
I also find out that I have a super rich family.
But now these letters say they might be murderers. I'll
forgive my tongue. Yosano, are you freaking kidding me. Wait
a minute, maybe these letters aren't even real. I mean,
anybody could have written these. Maybe it was like, I
(02:34):
don't know a creative writing assignment. I'm not going to
read them. I need a distraction. Ever since she crashed
her boat on Saturday, the model and celebrity Gloria Calderone
hasn't left her swinky house in South Beach Is There
(02:56):
no escape? As famous for her hot bud as she
used for her lot list of X's, the star is
set to get married next month with her boyfriend Roo Santana,
son of political advisor Nacho Santana. The couple was last
seen at the calder Own mansion, also known as Lacasa Rosa,
last Saturday evening. I can't handle this anymore. I need
(03:16):
to get out of Hereia. Where are you going? Do
you need anything? Yes? Yesterday? I need your help. What
is going on? Oh? Do you need more tea? No?
No tea? I need I need some air. I need
to get out of this place for a second without
anyone noticing. I feel like I'm suffocating. I don't want
(03:38):
to come. It's okay, it's okay. Damn, I haven't seen
you this Dressel says, Nicki Minash and Carter B had
that fight at that fancy party, and you know it
was Nicki Minaj's fault because she was the one liking
things on Twitter saying Cardi B should die. You know,
I'm barti gang. But don't tell how those words even mean. No.
I need to get out of here. Okay, I have
an idea. Here, take my apron, grab these glasses and
(04:01):
um take this card. Hey, you can take my car.
It's right around the back of the house. No one
will recognize you. Good as you're the best feels. I
(04:22):
don't know what to do. What would a man, Claudia,
do you assure me? What would you do? What would
I know? I need your help? Excuse me? You are
sitting on my track. Sorry, how long have you been
sitting there? About ten minutes or so. You didn't realize
I was here, but you sat right next to me
and just started talking to yourself. I didn't want to
(04:44):
interrupt you, because you know you're allowed to do that.
But um, I've also learned its best not to talk
to people who seem a little crazy. Not not not
that you're crazy. I'm seeing that people who seem a
little crazy. I'm I mean, look, I don't know you,
but I'm My point is I am not assuming anything
about your mental state. You do whatever you want. I
am an alim. Oh boy, this is not this is
coming out where you're wrong. It's fine. Here's your jacket.
(05:05):
I'm really sorry. Oh hey, no, no, no no, no, don't
worry about it. I sit on stranger's jackets like twice
a week. It's all good. I also come here to
clear my head when I'm feeling a little lost. So oh,
I get it. And and do you ever find the
answer you're looking for? No? Never have no, no, no, no
no no. I do it more to remind myself that
(05:25):
there is no such thing as the right answer. There
are only options, all of them with their own set
of pros and cons. And what choice did you make today?
I haven't made it yet. I came here for some
quiet and was really kind of getting in the zone,
and then you showed up. Oh I'm sorry. No no, no no, no, no,
I'm saying. I I mean like, it's okay. I'm sort
(05:47):
of trying to make a big life decision. You know,
on one hand, I can pursue my dream, and then
on the other hand, I settle with what I have,
which is comfortable. Well, it seems pretty obvious to me
you should follow your dream. Yeah, but there's no such
thing as a dream without consequences, you know. Ever since
(06:08):
I was a kid, I've always wanted to be a reporter,
like the ones from the movies that end up catch
the bad guys and staying up late, chain smoking and
writing articles that have changed the world. That was going
to be me without the chain smoking because I have asthma,
but everything else. But then I grew up and I
realized journalism isn't as Leonard and Bernstein me as I
(06:28):
thought it was going to be. It's it's a lot
of listicals about what kind of sandwich you are, which
is obviously harmony Kissel, I don't know. I guess we're
all just trying to get what we want without hurting
too many people in the process. Right. WHOA? That was deep?
How do we oh? By the way, I'm Andres Andres Reyes.
(06:51):
Nice to meet you. Thanks for the advice. I guess
I should go. I have something I gotta do. I
hear whenever you want to sit on my jacket, Maria,
good luck had much better thank you for your help, Astrea.
(07:17):
I really appreciate it. Of course. Of course, that's why
I'm here. I'll leave you to rest, all right, Where
are the letters? I can do this. I can do this.
I lived in a convent. I can do this. Dear daughter.
I don't know if you've received my letters. I'll keep
(07:40):
sending them with the hope that one day you'll find
out the truth about the Calderons. In my last letter,
I told you that Estevan and Luisa were incapable of
getting pregnant, and Luisa was determined to hide that fact
from her father. Don't seve who was obsessed with having
an error. In my last letter, I told you that
(08:16):
Estevan and Luisa were incapable of getting pregnant, and Luisa
was determined to hide that fact from her father. Don't
say Vedo, who was obsessed with having an error. Maa,
(08:44):
what's wrong? MH. I'm glad you finally decided to wake up.
Were you to be eating bone bones and watching your
ridiculous I was asleep. It's three in the morning. We
(09:10):
need to talk. If what you're about to tell me
is that I need another nose job. I already told
you the doctor told me if I get another one,
I'll lose my sense of smell. No, Louisa, the doctors
have finally given me the test results back, and it
is exactly as I suspected. I'm right. No, it can't be. Yeah, no,
(09:39):
maybe it can. There must be something we can do,
some sort of treatment. It is a peace stuff. You
know how much I hate emotions. The point is my
time has come, Louise, Ah, my only daughter. It's no
(10:04):
secret that I always wanted to have a son, a strong,
determined son who could have taken the reins of my
empire and steered this family towards successful. But your mother
was incapable of giving me a son, and I had
(10:24):
to settle with a daughter. You know, I always thought
I might have been a little too rough on you.
Some would say to me, so joonystick, But I'm not sexist,
not at all. I just think men are better than women.
I'll admit I had hoped that in time, even despite
(10:48):
being a woman, you could have still some harm bring
honor to our family name. But you have disappointed me
in more ways than I could have ever imagined. You're irresponsible, cruel,
and frivolous. You're completely incapable of running my businesses, much
less our family. And to make matters even worse, you
(11:10):
are ugly creos but you look like Diego Rivera with
a wigham. Where are you going with this? Do you
want me to hate you before you die? Is that
what this is? No, Louisa, it's not so you hate me.
It's so you would understand why I'm doing what I
(11:36):
am about to tell you that I am going to do.
You will not inherit. I sent from my fortune dead
when you married that useless excuse of a man. My
only hope was that you too would have a baby,
(11:59):
so someone that was worth it dam could take the
reins of this family. But you've been married for three
years and you've given me nothing. So when I die,
I will leave my whole fortune. So I'm pregnant. I
was waiting for the right time to tell you pregnant,
(12:22):
fee baba, I'm totally pregnant. That's what I wanted to
tell you. I'm for sure going to have a baby.
You've always wanted an air boy. No, if what you
say is through, then we must discuss the future of
(12:43):
our family. Of course, it was a lie, Luisa, wasn't pregnant.
She and a stepent were sterile, but with a little
fortune on the line, she'd have to come up with
a way to get a baby. No option was off
the table. Oh my god, what did they do? What
(13:04):
did they do? I guess you'll have to keep reading
to find out, Ermanita. If you're enjoying Princess of South Beach,
please subscribe, rate, and review our show wherever you're listening.
The Princess of South Beach is a production of Ihearts,
Michael Tura Podcast Network, and Sonoro. Created and directed by
Jasmine Romero, Written by Jasmine Romero and Joanna Housman, with
(13:27):
help from Daniela Serkis, Monisa Heinris, and Christian Katar. Produced
by Luis Executive produced by conal Byrne and Gazelle Bances
for iHeart by Joanna Housman, and by Jasmine Romero and
Joshua Weinstein for Sonoro. Performances in this episode by Rachel Zegler,
Gina Torres, Andy Bustillo's X, Mayo, Alan Eisenberg, Alfredo Narciso,
(13:50):
and David Boyo. Our production manager is Getting Sachitis. Recording
and engineering by Emiliano Quintaner with sound design by Edwin Irigoyen,
Andra Tinajo, Andres Biena, Diego Melina and Andres Coronado. Assistant
sound designed by Eric Sinteno, Casting in coordination by Andres Chaires,
Folly by Samantha Gonzalez Fong, our theme song and original
(14:13):
music by Rodrigo Garcia Roles and Charlie Hernandez
Previously on the Princess of South Beach, Maria del Carmen,
my twin sister, discovered some secret letters hidden in my
diary written by a man named D'Antonio who claims he's
our real father. Goes without saying she hasn't been able
to stop reading, and that's exactly what she's doing now,
(00:29):
your daughter, I don't know if you've received my letters.
I'll keep sending them with the hope that one day
you'll find them. Why can I get through one mysterious letter?
Aren't you going to come down for no? Thank you?
I'm not hungry, it's me, are you siguring? Don't want
(00:49):
to come I miss you. You're the love of my life.
The nuts in my oat meal, the grantit to my countertop.
We're like majestic. I don't even know what that means,
and I don't have time to decipher your metaphors. Thank
you both for your concern, but I'm not ready to
deal with all of this glory yet. You can't keep
yourself locked up forever? Is this because you don't want
(01:09):
to deal with the press? What you'll have to confront
the camera sooner than later? Oh way, does this some
sort of role playing thing. You want me to break
down the door and rescue you, as if you were
a captive princess and I your knight and shining Armlet No, raoul,
and what are you even talking about? What press? Have
you not looked at the window? No, the paparazzi haven't
(01:31):
left since the accident. Look. Oh no, no, no, no, no,
no no, there's too much going on. I need to
process all of this. Yeah, it's okay, I will leave
me alone. I need to pray, pray. Since when do
you pray? Or is this another role play thing where
(01:51):
you're some kind of a nun and I a natty priest.
In the name of the front, I'm still here. Look, Oh,
calm down when I'm ready. Of course, I don't know, Yosano,
What have I gotten myself into the first day I
leave the convent, I find out that I have a
twin sister who immediately dies right in front of me
in a tragic accident. And as if that isn't enough drama,
(02:14):
I also find out that I have a super rich family.
But now these letters say they might be murderers. I'll
forgive my tongue. Yosano, are you freaking kidding me. Wait
a minute, maybe these letters aren't even real. I mean,
anybody could have written these. Maybe it was like, I
(02:34):
don't know a creative writing assignment. I'm not going to
read them. I need a distraction. Ever since she crashed
her boat on Saturday, the model and celebrity Gloria Calderone
hasn't left her swinky house in South Beach Is There
(02:56):
no escape? As famous for her hot bud as she
used for her lot list of X's, the star is
set to get married next month with her boyfriend Roo Santana,
son of political advisor Nacho Santana. The couple was last
seen at the calder Own mansion, also known as Lacasa Rosa,
last Saturday evening. I can't handle this anymore. I need
(03:16):
to get out of Hereia. Where are you going? Do
you need anything? Yes? Yesterday? I need your help. What
is going on? Oh? Do you need more tea? No?
No tea? I need I need some air. I need
to get out of this place for a second without
anyone noticing. I feel like I'm suffocating. I don't want
(03:38):
to come. It's okay, it's okay. Damn, I haven't seen
you this Dressel says, Nicki Minash and Carter B had
that fight at that fancy party, and you know it
was Nicki Minaj's fault because she was the one liking
things on Twitter saying Cardi B should die. You know,
I'm barti gang. But don't tell how those words even mean. No.
I need to get out of here. Okay, I have
an idea. Here, take my apron, grab these glasses and
(04:01):
um take this card. Hey, you can take my car.
It's right around the back of the house. No one
will recognize you. Good as you're the best feels. I
(04:22):
don't know what to do. What would a man, Claudia,
do you assure me? What would you do? What would
I know? I need your help? Excuse me? You are
sitting on my track. Sorry, how long have you been
sitting there? About ten minutes or so. You didn't realize
I was here, but you sat right next to me
and just started talking to yourself. I didn't want to
(04:44):
interrupt you, because you know you're allowed to do that.
But um, I've also learned its best not to talk
to people who seem a little crazy. Not not not
that you're crazy. I'm seeing that people who seem a
little crazy. I'm I mean, look, I don't know you,
but I'm My point is I am not assuming anything
about your mental state. You do whatever you want. I
am an alim. Oh boy, this is not this is
coming out where you're wrong. It's fine. Here's your jacket.
(05:05):
I'm really sorry. Oh hey, no, no, no no, no, don't
worry about it. I sit on stranger's jackets like twice
a week. It's all good. I also come here to
clear my head when I'm feeling a little lost. So oh,
I get it. And and do you ever find the
answer you're looking for? No? Never have no, no, no, no
no no. I do it more to remind myself that
(05:25):
there is no such thing as the right answer. There
are only options, all of them with their own set
of pros and cons. And what choice did you make today?
I haven't made it yet. I came here for some
quiet and was really kind of getting in the zone,
and then you showed up. Oh I'm sorry. No no, no no, no, no,
I'm saying. I I mean like, it's okay. I'm sort
(05:47):
of trying to make a big life decision. You know,
on one hand, I can pursue my dream, and then
on the other hand, I settle with what I have,
which is comfortable. Well, it seems pretty obvious to me
you should follow your dream. Yeah, but there's no such
thing as a dream without consequences, you know. Ever since
(06:08):
I was a kid, I've always wanted to be a reporter,
like the ones from the movies that end up catch
the bad guys and staying up late, chain smoking and
writing articles that have changed the world. That was going
to be me without the chain smoking because I have asthma,
but everything else. But then I grew up and I
realized journalism isn't as Leonard and Bernstein me as I
(06:28):
thought it was going to be. It's it's a lot
of listicals about what kind of sandwich you are, which
is obviously harmony Kissel, I don't know. I guess we're
all just trying to get what we want without hurting
too many people in the process. Right. WHOA? That was deep?
How do we oh? By the way, I'm Andres Andres Reyes.
(06:51):
Nice to meet you. Thanks for the advice. I guess
I should go. I have something I gotta do. I
hear whenever you want to sit on my jacket, Maria,
good luck had much better thank you for your help, Astrea.
(07:17):
I really appreciate it. Of course. Of course, that's why
I'm here. I'll leave you to rest, all right, Where
are the letters? I can do this. I can do this.
I lived in a convent. I can do this. Dear daughter.
I don't know if you've received my letters. I'll keep
(07:40):
sending them with the hope that one day you'll find
out the truth about the Calderons. In my last letter,
I told you that Estevan and Luisa were incapable of
getting pregnant, and Luisa was determined to hide that fact
from her father. Don't seve who was obsessed with having
an error. In my last letter, I told you that
(08:16):
Estevan and Luisa were incapable of getting pregnant, and Luisa
was determined to hide that fact from her father. Don't
say Vedo, who was obsessed with having an error. Maa,
(08:44):
what's wrong? MH. I'm glad you finally decided to wake up.
Were you to be eating bone bones and watching your
ridiculous I was asleep. It's three in the morning. We
(09:10):
need to talk. If what you're about to tell me
is that I need another nose job. I already told
you the doctor told me if I get another one,
I'll lose my sense of smell. No, Louisa, the doctors
have finally given me the test results back, and it
is exactly as I suspected. I'm right. No, it can't be. Yeah, no,
(09:39):
maybe it can. There must be something we can do,
some sort of treatment. It is a peace stuff. You
know how much I hate emotions. The point is my
time has come, Louise, Ah, my only daughter. It's no
(10:04):
secret that I always wanted to have a son, a strong,
determined son who could have taken the reins of my
empire and steered this family towards successful. But your mother
was incapable of giving me a son, and I had
(10:24):
to settle with a daughter. You know, I always thought
I might have been a little too rough on you.
Some would say to me, so joonystick, But I'm not sexist,
not at all. I just think men are better than women.
I'll admit I had hoped that in time, even despite
(10:48):
being a woman, you could have still some harm bring
honor to our family name. But you have disappointed me
in more ways than I could have ever imagined. You're irresponsible, cruel,
and frivolous. You're completely incapable of running my businesses, much
less our family. And to make matters even worse, you
(11:10):
are ugly creos but you look like Diego Rivera with
a wigham. Where are you going with this? Do you
want me to hate you before you die? Is that
what this is? No, Louisa, it's not so you hate me.
It's so you would understand why I'm doing what I
(11:36):
am about to tell you that I am going to do.
You will not inherit. I sent from my fortune dead
when you married that useless excuse of a man. My
only hope was that you too would have a baby,
(11:59):
so someone that was worth it dam could take the
reins of this family. But you've been married for three
years and you've given me nothing. So when I die,
I will leave my whole fortune. So I'm pregnant. I
was waiting for the right time to tell you pregnant,
(12:22):
fee baba, I'm totally pregnant. That's what I wanted to
tell you. I'm for sure going to have a baby.
You've always wanted an air boy. No, if what you
say is through, then we must discuss the future of
(12:43):
our family. Of course, it was a lie, Luisa, wasn't pregnant.
She and a stepent were sterile, but with a little
fortune on the line, she'd have to come up with
a way to get a baby. No option was off
the table. Oh my god, what did they do? What
(13:04):
did they do? I guess you'll have to keep reading
to find out, Ermanita. If you're enjoying Princess of South Beach,
please subscribe, rate, and review our show wherever you're listening.
The Princess of South Beach is a production of Ihearts,
Michael Tura Podcast Network, and Sonoro. Created and directed by
Jasmine Romero, Written by Jasmine Romero and Joanna Housman, with
(13:27):
help from Daniela Serkis, Monisa Heinris, and Christian Katar. Produced
by Luis Executive produced by conal Byrne and Gazelle Bances
for iHeart by Joanna Housman, and by Jasmine Romero and
Joshua Weinstein for Sonoro. Performances in this episode by Rachel Zegler,
Gina Torres, Andy Bustillo's X, Mayo, Alan Eisenberg, Alfredo Narciso,
(13:50):
and David Boyo. Our production manager is Getting Sachitis. Recording
and engineering by Emiliano Quintaner with sound design by Edwin Irigoyen,
Andra Tinajo, Andres Biena, Diego Melina and Andres Coronado. Assistant
sound designed by Eric Sinteno, Casting in coordination by Andres Chaires,
Folly by Samantha Gonzalez Fong, our theme song and original
(14:13):
music by Rodrigo Garcia Roles and Charlie Hernandez
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