June 22, 2022 • 34 mins
Three dumbass NFTs place friendly wagers on this week's ridiculous pop culture events. Today's episode includes: how Stranger Things impacts niche economies, unexpected celebrity endorsements, and the drink of the summer.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, you're listening to prop culture. I'm Luke back number
from Lute for Adventurers. I'm an n f T. I'm
with my n f T friends, Quirkies three oh seven
and Quirky High Guys. Hey, Seth Green had his n
f T stolen. What if someone steals us? Do we
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lose our personalities? Yeah? Well, we're still the same digital space,
you know, backed up by the same hard drives until
the solar flare combs and wipes us out. Does pop
culture bring you down? You bet it does? You bet
it does. Give me an example, Harry Styles, Johnny dev
Amber heard, does everything feel dumb? N f T S podcasts?
Podcasts are lame? Too many podcasts itself are fine, but
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there are too many narcissist homes and all the hopes
blah blah blah. Listen to me talk. We're all those
things in one n f T S podcast Everything people
hate in one convenient loathsome package prop culture. Maybe if
we make friendly wakers with each other around pop culture,
it will more fun. Let me get out my money,
because uh yeah, I gotta be sure how much I'm
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playing with bets. We're gonna right, Oh nice, I have
a hundred dollars right now. On one second, I've just
got my missive. Yeah, let me unwrap it. I got
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a letter here, he wrote, Dear lute and friends, calls
you friends? Isn't and only he knows your name? It's
you know, he's being coy, Dear lut and friends, how
are you? Existence is itself a gamble directly from the
missive here at today's topics Stranger things guys watching, uh,
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stranger things? Yeah, a little bit here. And also it
is that big a hot take. I've watched you know,
the seasons, and I think it is not good. I
think it is raise on people who want yearn for
the eighties. I think that's what it is. I love
the eighties. I yearned for the eighties. It also, I
mean it's like I saw on Twitter, someone's like, oh,
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they're Stranger Things is trying to say to the eighties fashion,
But this is like nineteen seventy three fashion, Like they're
so off, they're like ten years off with their clothes
and stuff. You guys have really hot takes that I
think most people think are way off. Well, hey, I'll
make another hot take. It did not like breaking bad
at all. And I've watched the whole series, and I
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thought all the acting was really bad except for Walter
White or whatever. A lot of people would say, that's
a freezing cold. Take quirkies. I think people will say, uh,
the hell with this podcast. They don't even know what
they're talking about them. You're gonna bring the whole podcast down.
They're gonna be so charged up about n f T s,
and then when they hear you dis in breaking bad,
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they'll be like, uh, quirkies. Tell the people your favorite show,
so maybe you could win back some of the audience.
My favorite is Curb Your Enthusiasm. As an n f T,
I endorse Laritated, and my favorite show is Naked and
Afraid of Love. Curb your Enthusiasm hit a wall uh
many years ago, brilliant and then became self aware, sort
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of like how Sign Felt did no, but like season
nine was great. Now we're gonna lose half the Curb
your Enthusiasm fans from the missive. Here's our first wager. Well,
I guess if you don't know the show, you're not
gonna understand this wager. You don't, I'm gonna make a
free form Yeah, another show in and out. I've actually
watched every episode. I love the show. You guys don't
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have any context. You don't you don't know the show.
You won't understand this. I'm gonna throw this out there.
When Stranger Things returns in a couple of weeks and
then concludes, will we see a measurable drop in the
sales of grandfather clocks? Yeah? See, I have no idea
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what the hell you're talking about. When Stranger Things concludes,
over the course of the next few weeks, it comes back,
it wraps up, sales of grandfather clocks are going to
decline noticeably. That is my wager. I am saying, yes,
that's going to happen. Can you give me a quick
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cliff notes of what that means? Now, Um, watch Stranger Things.
Watch it. You don't need me to tell you about it. Um,
the sales of grandfather clocks will not go down. They'll
be steady because, um, grandfather clocks are take up a
lot of space, They're more expensive than people think they are,
and there aren't that many people who buy them. And
to begin with, so sales are so low that it's
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going to be a negligible amount. Yes, that's how That's
what I'm trying to say, it's like probably a thousand
of them are sold every year. So I don't think,
you know, stranger things will have any um effect and
the sales at all. You know, and I have someone
who has no idea what they're talking about here, I
completely agree with Quirky. There will be no change in sales. Oh,
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you guys are losers. Stranger things grandfather clocks sales will
plummet because of the Kate Bush song. Wow, don't pretend
you know what you're talking about. Get out of here.
You probably even have a VEGNA song. What mh Probably
don't even have one, and you've been watching a lot
of TikTok's. You wanna you want to listen to my
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h Vena song, my VECNA song, Standbything being partation put
my NA song. That's a really good KNA song. Congratulations
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on that. M hmm, thank you. I was a human being,
I'm an n f T obviously human being, I would
be getting very into pickleball, right, Yeah, what are the
advantages of pickleball? Pickleball that, um, you get to go
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to bars that play pickleball and get really drunk. That's
the advantage. Well, do you know what pickleball. Is I
feel like this might have missed you. Yeah, I think
you're think you're conflating it. They're confusing it with something else.
Oh yeah, yeah, I think like I confused it with
something else because I heard, you know, I heard these
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humans talk about a bar where they played basketball with fitball. No, no, no,
it was something very weird. Yeah, but this is Yeah,
it's like tennis, but the rackets are smaller. Pickle ball
is a racket paddle sport. It's a it's a it's
a paddle game. It sort of combines elements of other sports. Tennis. Obviously,
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paddle ball is similar to badminton. And I think it's easy,
and I think you have to run as much. I
think that's why it's getting popular, because humans are so
lazy and slow and lazy and slow and lazy that
they don't want to run as much. So that's why
pickleballs are such a brand new appeal. Yeah. I have
a friend who told me that it was it's not
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better than tennis, but it is louder. I think if
it's louder, it's better than Yeah, how is how is
it taking off? Via TikTok nude pickleball? What are people so?
Is the heap dome around the middle of the US
so bad that people are just taking their clothes off
and just to play pickleball? Yeah? Yes, okay, but the
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ball is harder, aren't they worried about it hitting them?
And they're orogenous zones? Will? Um? Will someone died playing
pickleball this summer? I don't know. I mean I'm sure someone, Yes,
someone will as a result of their injury. Here's here's
a wager for you. Will the first pickleball death be
a man or woman? I say a man? Why do
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you say that? Um? I say that because I have
watched Naked and Afraid and it's the men or you know,
they may have better upper body strength, but they tend
to tap out because of heat or um just health
issues earlier. So I think it'll be from heat exhaustion
more than genital um cuts. So no, they won't perish
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from genital cuts. What if a pickleball hits their butt hole?
I mean, I don't think they'll die. It'll be a
funny TikTok. But I don't think a pickle ball would
hit a butt hole because it's protected by the fleshy buttons.
Oh yeah, and like don't like a lot of people
have like cubic hair on their buttholes. Yeah, that will
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be a nice cushion too. Yeah, the meet us met
us is on the peen. Okay, that's I think that's
the top part. That's the hat. I couldn't remember the
meat ist Why do they why do they bother with
the us? It's called the meat. It's going to be
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a man for sure, because men typically when they play
new trendy sports, they're trying to show off and pretend
that they've done it for a long time. So it'll
probably be you know, showing off like jumping and then
trying to hit the pickle ball ball and then falling
and you know, hitting their head or something. You're suggesting
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typical men head injury from overenthusiastic man. Yes, and I'm
not trying to be h chauvinist here, but typical men
falling dashing sides of their heads an m T. You're
free to judge both, you know, any sex really, because
which is freeing? If I feel so free to do that,
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you don't realize you have no sex. Well, for the
sake of competition, I'm going to suggesge, the first pickleball
casualty will be a woman um out of pure clumsy
bumble nous. She'll dive or she'll she'll trip over her
herself and fall and split her head open, and that'll
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be that. I I just did a Google image search
for clumsy bumble nous and man, I'm just rolling over
here laughing. Actually, yeah, I feel bad for whoever is
the first pickleball casualty. You know, I should check real
real quick, just make sure there hasn't been one. Oh true, Yeah,
than that person would probably be pretty upset by this conversation.
(10:38):
M hm. Oh wait you see Anna Maria Island. Yeah, yeah,
well that and that was before it was trendy, So
there was a casualty of pickleball. Yeah, oh well, you
know what, how about the first pickleball murder? A purposeful hack? Okay, okay,
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I think that's the summer of pickleball. Yes, an, I
think it's popular amongst old people because I look for
nude pickleball and it's all old senior citizens. Yeah. Oh wow,
so that wasn't you weren't just being quirky. No, now
that's real. Who will be the first gender murdered in pickleball,
I think so. I mean, men are more likely to
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be murderers, but I think so if someone's going to
murder someone over pickleball, it will be a female. Actually
think that women are more prone to murder over more
complicated things, and pickle ball is something that's you know, complicated.
Sounds complicated for me. So yeah, the perpetrator will be
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a woman, and the victim will be a woman as well,
And I think it will be over some sort of
real weird pickleball rule woman woman homicide pickleball pickleball, Yes, seven,
I do. I think the first person will be a man,
because once they get those typical men they get onto
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the pickle ball court swinging their big old balls around
and they're so cocky and they're just like, I'm gonna
destroy you a pickle ball. I'm going to destroy you
and it's gonna rile it up. And I'm not I'm
not sure if a man or a woman will do
the murder, but typical cocky man going to get murdered
on the pickle ball court. Okay, final answer question, what
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gender will be the first pickleball murder? I'm gonna say,
gonna be a man man killing a man, an old
man gonna beat him to death with his pickleball record.
It's gonna be so loud to people are gonna be
looking out their windows back to the missile. Let's take
a look and see what we got. Drake's new album,
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Consensus is the world is divided. Some are saying it
sucks now. I talked to some some gentlemen about it,
and they told me that it was Drake singing over
house music. Oh I mean that. I mean, I think
he's very smart. You know, he's E D M as
you know, huge, right, you know, so he just wants
to get that crowd. So you're saying he's capitalizing on
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a trend. Yes, I mean I think um, E D
C M Electric Daisy Carnival just happened in Vegas. Yeah,
and you know, you know, and I think you know,
and I saw all these women in very scantily clad
outfits on Instagram and and what do you say? I
was like, Wow, I can't believe all these people are
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wearing this to a public space. You're like, oh, Mama Sita. Yeah,
And I'm thinking, know, Drake is trying to appeal to
that crowd. Have you listened to the album. No, I'll
tell you what. When we were setting up some of
the microphones for this podcast, I had a little bit
of a technical issue and I was trying to remedy
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some distortion and static, and that new Drake album is
what I turned to to test out my headphones, and
I said, you know, you get into this. I think
it sounds kind of cool. It sounds kind of adventurous.
I'm not a big Drake fan, but I immediately said,
this sounds kind of wild and maybe forward thinking. Honestly.
Never mind the Nirvana album. No, that's the name of
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the dracob Oh. Yeah, I guess a homage to Kurt Coben. Yeah,
it will there be a distract? Will there be a
line in a song roasting it? Will this Drake album
become a punch line by the fourth of July? Uh? Now,
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there's some things I don't know about Drake quirkies. I
bet you know. Does he have a lot of enemies?
Doesn't Conary West not like him? I think they had
a feud. They definitely had a feud. Who wouldn't like Drake?
He seems perfectly nice. People who didn't like Decrassi? Uh,
did he he did? He did? He Wow? Didn't like
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Drake have an affair with um? And no, no, never mind?
Oh why are you worried that you're gonna get on
a disk track? If you say yeah, I mean maybe
like pe P did. He is jealous that Drake has
been more successful at getting woman than he did. He has,
I don't I don't think he did. He's gonna say, oh, Drake,
you've got more women. I'm jealous. I don't think he's
gonna say that, did he? The Weekend, jay Z ludicrous,
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Kendrick Lamar, Tory Lynn Tiger comment, Wait, these guys have
all this Drake Chris Brown, Chris Brown? Is this Drake?
Push it T? Kanye as you said, Meek Mill, lots
of beef with Drake. There's a new beef. Honestly, never mind.
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The teens are going to have a beef with it.
I'm gonna say, you know what, No, I think it's
going to be a huge phenomenon among Drake's peers and everyone.
And if anything, it's to come out, you know, push
a T is going to say I love the new
Drake album. I'm such a fan. Now in a song,
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there's gonna be a toast instead of a roast, exact
amando all right? Or I reader that Kanye West is
going to make a dis track by July four because
just in time for America Stars and Stripes exactly because
Connie knows how to get attention. Number one, number two,
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I think he just went Connie's just gone through a
breakup with this um with another girlfriend of this so
he probably has nothing to do, and like he you know,
he needs something to focus as all his negative energy
on something. I think this is the perfect time for
Knye to focus his negative energy on something he doesn't like,
and that's Drake's new album. I like the what you
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say focus, So I said, will there'll be a Drake
dis track by four quark? You say yes, all right,
there's ten dollars on the line for that one. I
can't wait about a cool sound effect when we make
the back t Uh. Remember the movie White Man, White
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Men Can't Jump? Yeah, of course I took that film
the heart because you're a white man. Well no, I'm
an n f T. But I used it to inform
my prejudices against white men. I was gonna say it
might be hard to make that same movie these days.
But they're they're making it. And you know who's making
their acting debut in it? You Donald Trump? Baron Trump. No,
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Donald Trump has been in He was at home alone.
Come on, yeah, yess not it debut, not his debut.
Jack Harlow, You know, I I've heard Jack Harlow's name
being thrown around, but I don't know too much about him.
He's a musician, right, Yeah, he was up in uh
I think it was in Atlanta, KFC pushing the Jack
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Harlow box. There's a big billboard about it. That's a
strong move for some of these folks these days, is
to get that fast food box. I guess when you're
a fast food company, you know a lot of people
are trying to eat healthier, and how do you get
people into your building. You gotta get celebs involved. I
know it wasn't Lizzos. I believe Lizzo's Popeye's box a
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huge thing or BTS BTS BTS is McDonald's was a
huge thing. Listen, and I just wanted to taste the
BTS sauce and the lady wouldn't even give it to me,
she refused. So you want to you want to taste
BTS sauce. Come on, I mean I think there was
a b taste st don't put words in my you
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got both got scrambled there. Hey, but I think the
BTS sauce actually existed. No, this guy Eyes correct me.
I'm wrong. It was a list. So it was Megan
the Stallion, Hagan the Stallion with Popeye' that was a
huge thing. So it's a box just with like what
three items or does it come with a toy to
or how does it work? I am not sure if
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it came. I don't think it comes with a cam
with a toy. I think it was just sauce that
was supposed to sauce. It's all about you know what
the sauce is, boss. Megan the Stallion had HOTTI sauce.
Brought it to Popeye's menus branded merchandise, a bikini, a
stuff Fried Chicken kids toy t shirt. Wow. Sowdie did
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one with McDonald's. Nellie did one with Burger King, Nelly
the Rapper Nelly Olsen from a Little House in the Prairie.
Sean Mandees did one with Chipotle, um Shack and Papa
John's obviously a big one. Justin Bieber and Tim Horton's.
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Shack has a chair at office Bax Shack's own office chair. Wow,
it's funny. What's wrong with that? Nothing? I just you know,
he's putting his name on a lot of things. Shack
owns one and fifty five five guys restaurants, forty fitness centers,
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a movie theater, and you've got anti ans own a
lot of antiens or like you know, just a share
of stock. He is a joint owner of seventeen Antiens restaurants,
a hundred and fifty car washes, fitness centers, a shopping center,
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several Las Vegas nightclubs. He has associations with Lift Ring,
Vitamin Water, the General Gold Bond, Icy Hot Buick. Does
he have on his computer that he keeps track of
all this stuff? Just imagine all his spreadsheets to Shack
own any n f T s. I'm sure, like, I'm
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sure they're n f T of him. He has a
collection called Check Gives Back. I have a quick bet
right now, don't look over here, quirky, how much do
you think Shaquille O'Neal autographed Reebok pumps size twenty two
with box and a certificate of authenticity have sold for
on Eba Okay and the Rebok, the Reebok pumps. I
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would say a thousand thousand thousand prices right rules closest
without going over plus twenty five dollars shipping quarter. You're
saying one thousand dollars, one thousand dollars. I'm gonna say
one thousand one dollar. Well, uh, you both went over
take ten? Oh god, I don't think either one of
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you get my ten dollars? Said one dollar? Yeah, I
love that move. Such a good move. Who was the
first guy to say one dollar on prices right at? Oh? Man,
there was that prices that Prices right documentary that wasn't
very good? Yeah, I fairly remember it. Yeah. Remember when
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I was a young n F t A. They called
the lady, come on down and she runs down in
her her top pops off. Whoa, whoa, So he saw
our boots. Man, I'm getting horny now thinking about was
that was her? How was your digital circuit? Was like
like it was crystal clear. I remember everything everything. It
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was slow motion in my head. Subsequently it was real time.
Wait that that wasn't an innuendo? Was it? What's what
does that mean? How is your digital circuit Are you
talking about him getting a boner? Yeah, like circuitry like yeah,
I didn't know if it was like you're asking about
his television Yeah, I'm not still not sure. Okay, back
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to the missive. So this has happened twice in the
last month at zoos. By the way, zoos or animal prison,
and they should shut down all zoos. What was that
in the background. I don't know. I think my someone's
trying to break in and steal me. See the orangutank
grabbed the guy. I didn't, but I believe it. A
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couple of weeks ago the monkey bit the guy. That
monkey bit the guy's finger off. What what kind of monkey?
I don't know. I don't know the difference. Yeah, No,
monkeys are devilish creatures. Well, I mean they get you know,
they get fired up. Might have been a gorilla, I mean,
did you see the monkeys in India killed? I'm sorry
it was a lion totally. That's a different animal. That's
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a different I love lions. I love lions. You know,
they're better than human beings. I'm all for that. Was
that on a I feel like I did see a
lion lighted dude's hand on TikTok. Was that. I wonder
if it's that guy. I think it's that. It was
the Jamaican Zoo and it's a tug of war and
they both put their the lion and the man both
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put their feet on the cage to pull away from
the other. But the lion has his teeth clamped around
the guy's finger, and the guy's yelling, fuck fuck fi.
I didn't see it. All of a sudden, the finger
gives and you see this long white string really dangling
out of the severed finger. Dear God, fantastic. I didn't
(24:24):
see that, and that's okay. But at the Atlanta Zoo,
I once my my friend I'm not going to say
her name, but she worked there, and she took his
backstage to see the orangutans and we got to feed
them rapes and stuff. But then a few months later,
when she was feeding the orangutans, she forgot to close
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one of the doors where you feed them, and the
orangutan got out. She had to hide in the closet
and then and then, you know, the zoo was obviously
very upset with her. But then when she did it
again a few weeks later than they had a letter
go I understand, well, thank god, I probably would have
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killed somebody. But when I got to hang out with
the orangutan's boy, it was so nice. They were so
beautiful creatures. You're not. They're ugly. I think they're they're
feigning their beauty so that once they get out, that's
when he would fuck you up. If he got to you. Yeah,
well you know he's an aviga t like um feast.
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So I mean, how could you program you? Are they
that smart? Would rewrite your code? You? I don't think
they're that smart. I mean they're ugly creatures. Like all
primate primates should be banned. Well, I don't know if
that's a all primates should be banned. Strong. Yeah, what's
(25:52):
the next new animal that will attack somebody? I think
a sloth that's going to go wild, very fast moving
sloth is going to shock a family, Oh, drag their
kid into the sloth cage. You're going sloth sloth. It's those, uh,
you know, the quiet ones you gotta watch out for.
Don't people say that all the time. People used to
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say that about me because I was quiet, silent, but deadly.
Well that it's about parts. Yes, oh, um, I would say,
I do think it's yes, as do what tax is
going to happen? But I think it's going to be
a tiger because you know how people, Yeah, because people
are all about tigers after Tiger King, the documentary two
years ago, and I think a person is going to
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get too close to a tiger and then theyn't get attacked.
Ye did they ever make a porno parody of Tiger
King like Joe erotic? Probably that's a good idea down
what do you think I'm gonna say it's going to
be an alligator, give me an alligator attack. We're gonna
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have zoos at least that the zoos fu people op occasionally. Yeah,
it should be the price society has to pay for
keeping animals, those animals restoring the balance every now and
then they they have to feed one for them. What
about that there was that I think it was a
was an orangutan in Indonesia that they always gave cigarettes to.
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Oh yeah, I think that wasn't an easy Actually, yeah,
I thought that was cool seeing those animals smoking cigarettes.
That was that. It was very satisfying. Yeah, it looked
so relaxed. But I think but I think that whole
area of like thens in Borneo is like known to like,
known for its weird treatment of orangutans. I'm not going
(27:47):
to go deep into it, but there was rumored that
there was an orangutan prostitute serving humans. True. Yeah, I
don't know if it's true. I don't know if they
can go into this podcast, but I once heard a rumor. Yeah,
right about that. What did you get its name? Uh? No,
I actually I did, but I don't remember it right now.
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You did? Yeah, they shaved the orangutan and would makeup
on earth? Did they really? I mean, look a very
sad story, but yes, rang Tang prostitution, there's rings of it. Yeah,
horrifying tale of a prostitute of Rangutang. Oh gosh, I
have its name. I have its name. Men working in
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the nearby palm oil farm and Borneo would come into
the brothel and pay a couple of quid have sex
for the prostitute or horrifyingly with pony. It's funny they
gave the animal that they're having sex with a different
animals name. They could have gone with lots of fun
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prostitute names loose into for instance, it's interesting that they
give the rinktank prostitute makeup. Yeah, we'll go. I don't
know why I brought that. Was that a long time ago?
I think it was like ten years ago. Ten years ago.
It's a long time ago. Humans have changed course since then.
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Ah yeah, that was September. Okay, your honor, I'm slam
this chapstick considered pop culture? Yes? Oh nice? What do
(29:41):
you got nothing? I just I just putting on some chapstick,
and I just wondering if chapstick was considered not of culture.
Some of these lip bomb things have been said by
some to be bad for your lips. Oh it is?
It is? It dries up your lips long right? Well,
no I am. I'm too far in because I did
not have my chapstick for the last week and my
(30:03):
lips are all peely and dry. It's because you work chapstick.
I realized that, but I don't listen. It's like, why,
it's like being a drug addict. Your drug addict, because
you use drugs. I went to elementary school with this
kid and I'm not going to say his name, uh,
but Paul, his his name is Paul. But he was
(30:25):
always licking his lips and he just said like he
was like red all around his mouth. And I wonder
if he ever got chapstick to resolve that issue, or
if he continued licking his lips and stuff. He was
probably better off looking his lips than using chapstick. Let's
throw at an emergency wager. Okay, lip bomb bad for you? Yes,
(30:47):
it's bad for you. I agree with you. I say no,
it helps when your lips are peely and dry, it
helps them stop peeling. No, it's not bad for you.
It's good. It's comforting. Well, I don't know that about you.
It's a it's is on the label skin protected. It
protects you. Warning over use of this product may induce
lip hemorrhoids. Yeah, a lip hemorrhoid, like like your lips
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or your your butt hole the butt hole of your face. Yeah, well,
I mean, as n F T S, I do not
have a butt hole, so I'm very happy about that.
I do have lips, but I don't have a butth hole. Yeah,
my butthole has not been rendered yet. Oh, I have
a butt hole. And I don't know what you're why
(31:33):
you're so happy about not having one? Right to have
a butt hole? Very useful, not to be very useful,
very practical. I use my butt hole every day to
um discard your ones and zero, come on, what are
you doing? And finally from the missive, will the Dirty
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Shirreley be the drink of the summer? No, yeah, no
it won't. Yes, it will summer of drink of the
summer cocktail, the summer dirty Shirley. They haven't heard about that.
It's a Shirley Temple with vodka in Oh yeah, that's
why I say that sounds yammers and my tummers. Here's
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the way I think it won't be the drink of
the summer. It's a PR campaign, sort of like the straw,
like the turtles choking on straws. All of a sudden,
all these news articles are promoting the Dirty Shirley, And
who cares about Shirley Temple or Shirley Temples. No one
cared about it. But all of a sudden, all these
from the New York Times to Health magazine, they're all
talking about the Dirty Shirley's, And it seems like a
(32:39):
PR company trying to sell more cherry syrup. You think
it's big cherry syrup. Yes, I think it's big cherry
syrup or big vodka. Why why did do they call
it a Shirley Temple? Did the young actress invent it?
I think so well, you know what they had. If
you were a boy, you got the Roy Rogers. Oh
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you don't want to drink no Shirley Temple. If you're
a little baby boy in f t Oh my god,
Thank god that we have progressed on this planet and
we know that longer have to have drinks by different
names based on gender. Listen to me two words you
heard it here, first from loot loot Bag number from
Lutford Adventurers. Drink of this summer? Yes, dirty Shirley, No dirty,
(33:28):
stop fighting. Come on, just have a couple of dirty
Shirley's and simit down. What do you think quirky three
or seven? I think, uh yeah, I don't think anything's
gonna be talking about it like in a couple of weeks,
you son of a bitch. Let's review our wagers for
(33:56):
this week with the return of Stranger Things. Will there
be a plummet in the sales of Grandfather Clocks? What
gender will be the first pickleball murder? Will there be
a drake dis track by? What's the drink of the
Summer Dirty. Surely remember everything we say in this podcast
is completely unreliable. Do you have a fun prop Culture
(34:19):
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of Humans and I Heart Podcasts. Closing up the Missive
until next time prop Culture
Hi, you're listening to prop culture. I'm Luke back number
from Lute for Adventurers. I'm an n f T. I'm
with my n f T friends, Quirkies three oh seven
and Quirky High Guys. Hey, Seth Green had his n
f T stolen. What if someone steals us? Do we
(00:22):
lose our personalities? Yeah? Well, we're still the same digital space,
you know, backed up by the same hard drives until
the solar flare combs and wipes us out. Does pop
culture bring you down? You bet it does? You bet
it does. Give me an example, Harry Styles, Johnny dev
Amber heard, does everything feel dumb? N f T S podcasts?
Podcasts are lame? Too many podcasts itself are fine, but
(00:45):
there are too many narcissist homes and all the hopes
blah blah blah. Listen to me talk. We're all those
things in one n f T S podcast Everything people
hate in one convenient loathsome package prop culture. Maybe if
we make friendly wakers with each other around pop culture,
it will more fun. Let me get out my money,
because uh yeah, I gotta be sure how much I'm
(01:06):
playing with bets. We're gonna right, Oh nice, I have
a hundred dollars right now. On one second, I've just
got my missive. Yeah, let me unwrap it. I got
(01:27):
a letter here, he wrote, Dear lute and friends, calls
you friends? Isn't and only he knows your name? It's
you know, he's being coy, Dear lut and friends, how
are you? Existence is itself a gamble directly from the
missive here at today's topics Stranger things guys watching, uh,
(01:49):
stranger things? Yeah, a little bit here. And also it
is that big a hot take. I've watched you know,
the seasons, and I think it is not good. I
think it is raise on people who want yearn for
the eighties. I think that's what it is. I love
the eighties. I yearned for the eighties. It also, I
mean it's like I saw on Twitter, someone's like, oh,
(02:09):
they're Stranger Things is trying to say to the eighties fashion,
But this is like nineteen seventy three fashion, Like they're
so off, they're like ten years off with their clothes
and stuff. You guys have really hot takes that I
think most people think are way off. Well, hey, I'll
make another hot take. It did not like breaking bad
at all. And I've watched the whole series, and I
(02:32):
thought all the acting was really bad except for Walter
White or whatever. A lot of people would say, that's
a freezing cold. Take quirkies. I think people will say, uh,
the hell with this podcast. They don't even know what
they're talking about them. You're gonna bring the whole podcast down.
They're gonna be so charged up about n f T s,
and then when they hear you dis in breaking bad,
(02:53):
they'll be like, uh, quirkies. Tell the people your favorite show,
so maybe you could win back some of the audience.
My favorite is Curb Your Enthusiasm. As an n f T,
I endorse Laritated, and my favorite show is Naked and
Afraid of Love. Curb your Enthusiasm hit a wall uh
many years ago, brilliant and then became self aware, sort
(03:15):
of like how Sign Felt did no, but like season
nine was great. Now we're gonna lose half the Curb
your Enthusiasm fans from the missive. Here's our first wager. Well,
I guess if you don't know the show, you're not
gonna understand this wager. You don't, I'm gonna make a
free form Yeah, another show in and out. I've actually
watched every episode. I love the show. You guys don't
(03:37):
have any context. You don't you don't know the show.
You won't understand this. I'm gonna throw this out there.
When Stranger Things returns in a couple of weeks and
then concludes, will we see a measurable drop in the
sales of grandfather clocks? Yeah? See, I have no idea
(03:57):
what the hell you're talking about. When Stranger Things concludes,
over the course of the next few weeks, it comes back,
it wraps up, sales of grandfather clocks are going to
decline noticeably. That is my wager. I am saying, yes,
that's going to happen. Can you give me a quick
(04:18):
cliff notes of what that means? Now, Um, watch Stranger Things.
Watch it. You don't need me to tell you about it. Um,
the sales of grandfather clocks will not go down. They'll
be steady because, um, grandfather clocks are take up a
lot of space, They're more expensive than people think they are,
and there aren't that many people who buy them. And
to begin with, so sales are so low that it's
(04:40):
going to be a negligible amount. Yes, that's how That's
what I'm trying to say, it's like probably a thousand
of them are sold every year. So I don't think,
you know, stranger things will have any um effect and
the sales at all. You know, and I have someone
who has no idea what they're talking about here, I
completely agree with Quirky. There will be no change in sales. Oh,
(05:03):
you guys are losers. Stranger things grandfather clocks sales will
plummet because of the Kate Bush song. Wow, don't pretend
you know what you're talking about. Get out of here.
You probably even have a VEGNA song. What mh Probably
don't even have one, and you've been watching a lot
of TikTok's. You wanna you want to listen to my
(05:25):
h Vena song, my VECNA song, Standbything being partation put
my NA song. That's a really good KNA song. Congratulations
(05:50):
on that. M hmm, thank you. I was a human being,
I'm an n f T obviously human being, I would
be getting very into pickleball, right, Yeah, what are the
advantages of pickleball? Pickleball that, um, you get to go
(06:13):
to bars that play pickleball and get really drunk. That's
the advantage. Well, do you know what pickleball. Is I
feel like this might have missed you. Yeah, I think
you're think you're conflating it. They're confusing it with something else.
Oh yeah, yeah, I think like I confused it with
something else because I heard, you know, I heard these
(06:34):
humans talk about a bar where they played basketball with fitball. No, no, no,
it was something very weird. Yeah, but this is Yeah,
it's like tennis, but the rackets are smaller. Pickle ball
is a racket paddle sport. It's a it's a it's
a paddle game. It sort of combines elements of other sports. Tennis. Obviously,
(06:59):
paddle ball is similar to badminton. And I think it's easy,
and I think you have to run as much. I
think that's why it's getting popular, because humans are so
lazy and slow and lazy and slow and lazy that
they don't want to run as much. So that's why
pickleballs are such a brand new appeal. Yeah. I have
a friend who told me that it was it's not
(07:19):
better than tennis, but it is louder. I think if
it's louder, it's better than Yeah, how is how is
it taking off? Via TikTok nude pickleball? What are people so?
Is the heap dome around the middle of the US
so bad that people are just taking their clothes off
and just to play pickleball? Yeah? Yes, okay, but the
(07:42):
ball is harder, aren't they worried about it hitting them?
And they're orogenous zones? Will? Um? Will someone died playing
pickleball this summer? I don't know. I mean I'm sure someone, Yes,
someone will as a result of their injury. Here's here's
a wager for you. Will the first pickleball death be
a man or woman? I say a man? Why do
(08:07):
you say that? Um? I say that because I have
watched Naked and Afraid and it's the men or you know,
they may have better upper body strength, but they tend
to tap out because of heat or um just health
issues earlier. So I think it'll be from heat exhaustion
more than genital um cuts. So no, they won't perish
(08:31):
from genital cuts. What if a pickleball hits their butt hole?
I mean, I don't think they'll die. It'll be a
funny TikTok. But I don't think a pickle ball would
hit a butt hole because it's protected by the fleshy buttons.
Oh yeah, and like don't like a lot of people
have like cubic hair on their buttholes. Yeah, that will
(08:51):
be a nice cushion too. Yeah, the meet us met
us is on the peen. Okay, that's I think that's
the top part. That's the hat. I couldn't remember the
meat ist Why do they why do they bother with
the us? It's called the meat. It's going to be
(09:11):
a man for sure, because men typically when they play
new trendy sports, they're trying to show off and pretend
that they've done it for a long time. So it'll
probably be you know, showing off like jumping and then
trying to hit the pickle ball ball and then falling
and you know, hitting their head or something. You're suggesting
(09:32):
typical men head injury from overenthusiastic man. Yes, and I'm
not trying to be h chauvinist here, but typical men
falling dashing sides of their heads an m T. You're
free to judge both, you know, any sex really, because
which is freeing? If I feel so free to do that,
(09:53):
you don't realize you have no sex. Well, for the
sake of competition, I'm going to suggesge, the first pickleball
casualty will be a woman um out of pure clumsy
bumble nous. She'll dive or she'll she'll trip over her
herself and fall and split her head open, and that'll
(10:14):
be that. I I just did a Google image search
for clumsy bumble nous and man, I'm just rolling over
here laughing. Actually, yeah, I feel bad for whoever is
the first pickleball casualty. You know, I should check real
real quick, just make sure there hasn't been one. Oh true, Yeah,
than that person would probably be pretty upset by this conversation.
(10:38):
M hm. Oh wait you see Anna Maria Island. Yeah, yeah,
well that and that was before it was trendy, So
there was a casualty of pickleball. Yeah, oh well, you
know what, how about the first pickleball murder? A purposeful hack? Okay, okay,
(11:03):
I think that's the summer of pickleball. Yes, an, I
think it's popular amongst old people because I look for
nude pickleball and it's all old senior citizens. Yeah. Oh wow,
so that wasn't you weren't just being quirky. No, now
that's real. Who will be the first gender murdered in pickleball,
I think so. I mean, men are more likely to
(11:24):
be murderers, but I think so if someone's going to
murder someone over pickleball, it will be a female. Actually
think that women are more prone to murder over more
complicated things, and pickle ball is something that's you know, complicated.
Sounds complicated for me. So yeah, the perpetrator will be
(11:48):
a woman, and the victim will be a woman as well,
And I think it will be over some sort of
real weird pickleball rule woman woman homicide pickleball pickleball, Yes, seven,
I do. I think the first person will be a man,
because once they get those typical men they get onto
(12:08):
the pickle ball court swinging their big old balls around
and they're so cocky and they're just like, I'm gonna
destroy you a pickle ball. I'm going to destroy you
and it's gonna rile it up. And I'm not I'm
not sure if a man or a woman will do
the murder, but typical cocky man going to get murdered
on the pickle ball court. Okay, final answer question, what
(12:29):
gender will be the first pickleball murder? I'm gonna say,
gonna be a man man killing a man, an old
man gonna beat him to death with his pickleball record.
It's gonna be so loud to people are gonna be
looking out their windows back to the missile. Let's take
a look and see what we got. Drake's new album,
(12:52):
Consensus is the world is divided. Some are saying it
sucks now. I talked to some some gentlemen about it,
and they told me that it was Drake singing over
house music. Oh I mean that. I mean, I think
he's very smart. You know, he's E D M as
you know, huge, right, you know, so he just wants
to get that crowd. So you're saying he's capitalizing on
(13:14):
a trend. Yes, I mean I think um, E D
C M Electric Daisy Carnival just happened in Vegas. Yeah,
and you know, you know, and I think you know,
and I saw all these women in very scantily clad
outfits on Instagram and and what do you say? I
was like, Wow, I can't believe all these people are
(13:35):
wearing this to a public space. You're like, oh, Mama Sita. Yeah,
And I'm thinking, know, Drake is trying to appeal to
that crowd. Have you listened to the album. No, I'll
tell you what. When we were setting up some of
the microphones for this podcast, I had a little bit
of a technical issue and I was trying to remedy
(13:57):
some distortion and static, and that new Drake album is
what I turned to to test out my headphones, and
I said, you know, you get into this. I think
it sounds kind of cool. It sounds kind of adventurous.
I'm not a big Drake fan, but I immediately said,
this sounds kind of wild and maybe forward thinking. Honestly.
Never mind the Nirvana album. No, that's the name of
(14:21):
the dracob Oh. Yeah, I guess a homage to Kurt Coben. Yeah,
it will there be a distract? Will there be a
line in a song roasting it? Will this Drake album
become a punch line by the fourth of July? Uh? Now,
(14:41):
there's some things I don't know about Drake quirkies. I
bet you know. Does he have a lot of enemies?
Doesn't Conary West not like him? I think they had
a feud. They definitely had a feud. Who wouldn't like Drake?
He seems perfectly nice. People who didn't like Decrassi? Uh,
did he he did? He did? He Wow? Didn't like
(15:03):
Drake have an affair with um? And no, no, never mind?
Oh why are you worried that you're gonna get on
a disk track? If you say yeah, I mean maybe
like pe P did. He is jealous that Drake has
been more successful at getting woman than he did. He has,
I don't I don't think he did. He's gonna say, oh, Drake,
you've got more women. I'm jealous. I don't think he's
gonna say that, did he? The Weekend, jay Z ludicrous,
(15:27):
Kendrick Lamar, Tory Lynn Tiger comment, Wait, these guys have
all this Drake Chris Brown, Chris Brown? Is this Drake?
Push it T? Kanye as you said, Meek Mill, lots
of beef with Drake. There's a new beef. Honestly, never mind.
(15:48):
The teens are going to have a beef with it.
I'm gonna say, you know what, No, I think it's
going to be a huge phenomenon among Drake's peers and everyone.
And if anything, it's to come out, you know, push
a T is going to say I love the new
Drake album. I'm such a fan. Now in a song,
(16:08):
there's gonna be a toast instead of a roast, exact
amando all right? Or I reader that Kanye West is
going to make a dis track by July four because
just in time for America Stars and Stripes exactly because
Connie knows how to get attention. Number one, number two,
(16:31):
I think he just went Connie's just gone through a
breakup with this um with another girlfriend of this so
he probably has nothing to do, and like he you know,
he needs something to focus as all his negative energy
on something. I think this is the perfect time for
Knye to focus his negative energy on something he doesn't like,
and that's Drake's new album. I like the what you
(16:53):
say focus, So I said, will there'll be a Drake
dis track by four quark? You say yes, all right,
there's ten dollars on the line for that one. I
can't wait about a cool sound effect when we make
the back t Uh. Remember the movie White Man, White
(17:23):
Men Can't Jump? Yeah, of course I took that film
the heart because you're a white man. Well no, I'm
an n f T. But I used it to inform
my prejudices against white men. I was gonna say it
might be hard to make that same movie these days.
But they're they're making it. And you know who's making
their acting debut in it? You Donald Trump? Baron Trump. No,
(17:46):
Donald Trump has been in He was at home alone.
Come on, yeah, yess not it debut, not his debut.
Jack Harlow, You know, I I've heard Jack Harlow's name
being thrown around, but I don't know too much about him.
He's a musician, right, Yeah, he was up in uh
I think it was in Atlanta, KFC pushing the Jack
(18:08):
Harlow box. There's a big billboard about it. That's a
strong move for some of these folks these days, is
to get that fast food box. I guess when you're
a fast food company, you know a lot of people
are trying to eat healthier, and how do you get
people into your building. You gotta get celebs involved. I
know it wasn't Lizzos. I believe Lizzo's Popeye's box a
(18:31):
huge thing or BTS BTS BTS is McDonald's was a
huge thing. Listen, and I just wanted to taste the
BTS sauce and the lady wouldn't even give it to me,
she refused. So you want to you want to taste
BTS sauce. Come on, I mean I think there was
a b taste st don't put words in my you
(18:55):
got both got scrambled there. Hey, but I think the
BTS sauce actually existed. No, this guy Eyes correct me.
I'm wrong. It was a list. So it was Megan
the Stallion, Hagan the Stallion with Popeye' that was a
huge thing. So it's a box just with like what
three items or does it come with a toy to
or how does it work? I am not sure if
(19:15):
it came. I don't think it comes with a cam
with a toy. I think it was just sauce that
was supposed to sauce. It's all about you know what
the sauce is, boss. Megan the Stallion had HOTTI sauce.
Brought it to Popeye's menus branded merchandise, a bikini, a
stuff Fried Chicken kids toy t shirt. Wow. Sowdie did
(19:36):
one with McDonald's. Nellie did one with Burger King, Nelly
the Rapper Nelly Olsen from a Little House in the Prairie.
Sean Mandees did one with Chipotle, um Shack and Papa
John's obviously a big one. Justin Bieber and Tim Horton's.
(19:56):
Shack has a chair at office Bax Shack's own office chair. Wow,
it's funny. What's wrong with that? Nothing? I just you know,
he's putting his name on a lot of things. Shack
owns one and fifty five five guys restaurants, forty fitness centers,
(20:17):
a movie theater, and you've got anti ans own a
lot of antiens or like you know, just a share
of stock. He is a joint owner of seventeen Antiens restaurants,
a hundred and fifty car washes, fitness centers, a shopping center,
(20:40):
several Las Vegas nightclubs. He has associations with Lift Ring,
Vitamin Water, the General Gold Bond, Icy Hot Buick. Does
he have on his computer that he keeps track of
all this stuff? Just imagine all his spreadsheets to Shack
own any n f T s. I'm sure, like, I'm
(21:01):
sure they're n f T of him. He has a
collection called Check Gives Back. I have a quick bet
right now, don't look over here, quirky, how much do
you think Shaquille O'Neal autographed Reebok pumps size twenty two
with box and a certificate of authenticity have sold for
on Eba Okay and the Rebok, the Reebok pumps. I
(21:25):
would say a thousand thousand thousand prices right rules closest
without going over plus twenty five dollars shipping quarter. You're
saying one thousand dollars, one thousand dollars. I'm gonna say
one thousand one dollar. Well, uh, you both went over
take ten? Oh god, I don't think either one of
(21:48):
you get my ten dollars? Said one dollar? Yeah, I
love that move. Such a good move. Who was the
first guy to say one dollar on prices right at? Oh? Man,
there was that prices that Prices right documentary that wasn't
very good? Yeah, I fairly remember it. Yeah. Remember when
(22:09):
I was a young n F t A. They called
the lady, come on down and she runs down in
her her top pops off. Whoa, whoa, So he saw
our boots. Man, I'm getting horny now thinking about was
that was her? How was your digital circuit? Was like
like it was crystal clear. I remember everything everything. It
(22:33):
was slow motion in my head. Subsequently it was real time.
Wait that that wasn't an innuendo? Was it? What's what
does that mean? How is your digital circuit Are you
talking about him getting a boner? Yeah, like circuitry like yeah,
I didn't know if it was like you're asking about
his television Yeah, I'm not still not sure. Okay, back
(23:01):
to the missive. So this has happened twice in the
last month at zoos. By the way, zoos or animal prison,
and they should shut down all zoos. What was that
in the background. I don't know. I think my someone's
trying to break in and steal me. See the orangutank
grabbed the guy. I didn't, but I believe it. A
(23:21):
couple of weeks ago the monkey bit the guy. That
monkey bit the guy's finger off. What what kind of monkey?
I don't know. I don't know the difference. Yeah, No,
monkeys are devilish creatures. Well, I mean they get you know,
they get fired up. Might have been a gorilla, I mean,
did you see the monkeys in India killed? I'm sorry
it was a lion totally. That's a different animal. That's
(23:42):
a different I love lions. I love lions. You know,
they're better than human beings. I'm all for that. Was
that on a I feel like I did see a
lion lighted dude's hand on TikTok. Was that. I wonder
if it's that guy. I think it's that. It was
the Jamaican Zoo and it's a tug of war and
they both put their the lion and the man both
(24:03):
put their feet on the cage to pull away from
the other. But the lion has his teeth clamped around
the guy's finger, and the guy's yelling, fuck fuck fi.
I didn't see it. All of a sudden, the finger
gives and you see this long white string really dangling
out of the severed finger. Dear God, fantastic. I didn't
(24:24):
see that, and that's okay. But at the Atlanta Zoo,
I once my my friend I'm not going to say
her name, but she worked there, and she took his
backstage to see the orangutans and we got to feed
them rapes and stuff. But then a few months later,
when she was feeding the orangutans, she forgot to close
(24:46):
one of the doors where you feed them, and the
orangutan got out. She had to hide in the closet
and then and then, you know, the zoo was obviously
very upset with her. But then when she did it
again a few weeks later than they had a letter
go I understand, well, thank god, I probably would have
(25:09):
killed somebody. But when I got to hang out with
the orangutan's boy, it was so nice. They were so
beautiful creatures. You're not. They're ugly. I think they're they're
feigning their beauty so that once they get out, that's
when he would fuck you up. If he got to you. Yeah,
well you know he's an aviga t like um feast.
(25:31):
So I mean, how could you program you? Are they
that smart? Would rewrite your code? You? I don't think
they're that smart. I mean they're ugly creatures. Like all
primate primates should be banned. Well, I don't know if
that's a all primates should be banned. Strong. Yeah, what's
(25:52):
the next new animal that will attack somebody? I think
a sloth that's going to go wild, very fast moving
sloth is going to shock a family, Oh, drag their
kid into the sloth cage. You're going sloth sloth. It's those, uh,
you know, the quiet ones you gotta watch out for.
Don't people say that all the time. People used to
(26:13):
say that about me because I was quiet, silent, but deadly.
Well that it's about parts. Yes, oh, um, I would say,
I do think it's yes, as do what tax is
going to happen? But I think it's going to be
a tiger because you know how people, Yeah, because people
are all about tigers after Tiger King, the documentary two
years ago, and I think a person is going to
(26:36):
get too close to a tiger and then theyn't get attacked.
Ye did they ever make a porno parody of Tiger
King like Joe erotic? Probably that's a good idea down
what do you think I'm gonna say it's going to
be an alligator, give me an alligator attack. We're gonna
(26:59):
have zoos at least that the zoos fu people op occasionally. Yeah,
it should be the price society has to pay for
keeping animals, those animals restoring the balance every now and
then they they have to feed one for them. What
about that there was that I think it was a
was an orangutan in Indonesia that they always gave cigarettes to.
(27:24):
Oh yeah, I think that wasn't an easy Actually, yeah,
I thought that was cool seeing those animals smoking cigarettes.
That was that. It was very satisfying. Yeah, it looked
so relaxed. But I think but I think that whole
area of like thens in Borneo is like known to like,
known for its weird treatment of orangutans. I'm not going
(27:47):
to go deep into it, but there was rumored that
there was an orangutan prostitute serving humans. True. Yeah, I
don't know if it's true. I don't know if they
can go into this podcast, but I once heard a rumor. Yeah,
right about that. What did you get its name? Uh? No,
I actually I did, but I don't remember it right now.
(28:08):
You did? Yeah, they shaved the orangutan and would makeup
on earth? Did they really? I mean, look a very
sad story, but yes, rang Tang prostitution, there's rings of it. Yeah,
horrifying tale of a prostitute of Rangutang. Oh gosh, I
have its name. I have its name. Men working in
(28:36):
the nearby palm oil farm and Borneo would come into
the brothel and pay a couple of quid have sex
for the prostitute or horrifyingly with pony. It's funny they
gave the animal that they're having sex with a different
animals name. They could have gone with lots of fun
(28:58):
prostitute names loose into for instance, it's interesting that they
give the rinktank prostitute makeup. Yeah, we'll go. I don't
know why I brought that. Was that a long time ago?
I think it was like ten years ago. Ten years ago.
It's a long time ago. Humans have changed course since then.
(29:21):
Ah yeah, that was September. Okay, your honor, I'm slam
this chapstick considered pop culture? Yes? Oh nice? What do
(29:41):
you got nothing? I just I just putting on some chapstick,
and I just wondering if chapstick was considered not of culture.
Some of these lip bomb things have been said by
some to be bad for your lips. Oh it is?
It is? It dries up your lips long right? Well,
no I am. I'm too far in because I did
not have my chapstick for the last week and my
(30:03):
lips are all peely and dry. It's because you work chapstick.
I realized that, but I don't listen. It's like, why,
it's like being a drug addict. Your drug addict, because
you use drugs. I went to elementary school with this
kid and I'm not going to say his name, uh,
but Paul, his his name is Paul. But he was
(30:25):
always licking his lips and he just said like he
was like red all around his mouth. And I wonder
if he ever got chapstick to resolve that issue, or
if he continued licking his lips and stuff. He was
probably better off looking his lips than using chapstick. Let's
throw at an emergency wager. Okay, lip bomb bad for you? Yes,
(30:47):
it's bad for you. I agree with you. I say no,
it helps when your lips are peely and dry, it
helps them stop peeling. No, it's not bad for you.
It's good. It's comforting. Well, I don't know that about you.
It's a it's is on the label skin protected. It
protects you. Warning over use of this product may induce
lip hemorrhoids. Yeah, a lip hemorrhoid, like like your lips
(31:11):
or your your butt hole the butt hole of your face. Yeah, well,
I mean, as n F T S, I do not
have a butt hole, so I'm very happy about that.
I do have lips, but I don't have a butth hole. Yeah,
my butthole has not been rendered yet. Oh, I have
a butt hole. And I don't know what you're why
(31:33):
you're so happy about not having one? Right to have
a butt hole? Very useful, not to be very useful,
very practical. I use my butt hole every day to
um discard your ones and zero, come on, what are
you doing? And finally from the missive, will the Dirty
(31:55):
Shirreley be the drink of the summer? No, yeah, no
it won't. Yes, it will summer of drink of the
summer cocktail, the summer dirty Shirley. They haven't heard about that.
It's a Shirley Temple with vodka in Oh yeah, that's
why I say that sounds yammers and my tummers. Here's
(32:18):
the way I think it won't be the drink of
the summer. It's a PR campaign, sort of like the straw,
like the turtles choking on straws. All of a sudden,
all these news articles are promoting the Dirty Shirley, And
who cares about Shirley Temple or Shirley Temples. No one
cared about it. But all of a sudden, all these
from the New York Times to Health magazine, they're all
talking about the Dirty Shirley's, And it seems like a
(32:39):
PR company trying to sell more cherry syrup. You think
it's big cherry syrup. Yes, I think it's big cherry
syrup or big vodka. Why why did do they call
it a Shirley Temple? Did the young actress invent it?
I think so well, you know what they had. If
you were a boy, you got the Roy Rogers. Oh
(33:00):
you don't want to drink no Shirley Temple. If you're
a little baby boy in f t Oh my god,
Thank god that we have progressed on this planet and
we know that longer have to have drinks by different
names based on gender. Listen to me two words you
heard it here, first from loot loot Bag number from
Lutford Adventurers. Drink of this summer? Yes, dirty Shirley, No dirty,
(33:28):
stop fighting. Come on, just have a couple of dirty
Shirley's and simit down. What do you think quirky three
or seven? I think, uh yeah, I don't think anything's
gonna be talking about it like in a couple of weeks,
you son of a bitch. Let's review our wagers for
(33:56):
this week with the return of Stranger Things. Will there
be a plummet in the sales of Grandfather Clocks? What
gender will be the first pickleball murder? Will there be
a drake dis track by? What's the drink of the
Summer Dirty. Surely remember everything we say in this podcast
is completely unreliable. Do you have a fun prop Culture
(34:19):
friendly wager? Contact us at I Love prop Culture at
gmail dot com. Prop Culture is a production of School
of Humans and I Heart Podcasts. Closing up the Missive
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