Ep 4: Full Swing Recap, Hungover Plane Escorts, and a Sunday Roast

On this solo episode of Quiet Please! hosts Mel Reid and Kira Dixon catch up on their recent travels, the announcement of Anna Nordqvist as the Solheim Cup captain and the season three premiere of Netflix's Full Swing. They introduce a new segment called "Shush of the Week," where Mel shares her biggest travel ick and Kira goes in on her hatred of dirty martinis. The two wrap up with a new segment called the "Sunday Roast," and share some embarrassing listener stories... And maybe even a few of their own...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Quiet Please with Mel Reed and Kira Dixon is an
iheartwomen's sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment.
You can find us on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome back to Quiet Please, Mel.

(00:27):
This is a rare and exciting solo episode.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Just me and you, Me and you baby.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
We've done a lot of guests recently, so it'd be
nice just to get back to the ogs, which is
me and you Kira.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
So we are the Ogs.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
We are the four episode podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yes, a right, what's new? What you've got to tell
the people?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well, let's see, I had a really exciting weekend. My
husband was traveling on the East Coast for work, and
as you know, I never see him.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
So you see him about six hours a month.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Yeah, which was but that's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
It was pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
So we decided if we wanted to see each other
that I should go and meet him in New York.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
So we kind of had this last minute New.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
York trip and because of that, I figured out how
to go and see mk, our resident Alpha be friend
of the pod in Wicked and during her last week
on Broadway and mel It was so insane. I sobbed
like a small child in the audience and she is

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so fucking good.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
It was wild.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
And then afterwards we got to go backstage and got
to do it behind the scenes tour and actually go
on the stage and she came out said Hi, it
was I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
I bet you absolutely weight and pants.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I was dying. The twenty six times you bought for Wicked?
Was that the best one?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
It was absolutely the best one the movie can sit
right down, it was.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I'm very happy for your Kira, thank you, thank you all,
very happy for you.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yep, yep.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
So we learned that you were You're a bit of
food in New York as well.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
I had some great pizza.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
The pizza that we discovered in the West Village is
called the Industry. I think it's called delicious, highly recommend.
There was a line, but it went pretty quick. I
had my my go to Essa bagel.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Which is always a favorite.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I love one of them. I can't say it right,
but I love one of them.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
You can say Esa bagel, I.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Know, but it's not spelt like that, is it.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
It's s s dash a dash bagel.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Oh, I'm thinking of a different bagel. It's a cheese
on it.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
That's a bacon and cheese.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
No Asai Bagela, the one that's got the cheese. Ciago, Yes, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Es Bagel is the name of a bagel institution like
Pa in New York City.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
My past I'm not doing this on purpose. I'm just
letting you.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
I live for this.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
No, okay.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
So it is a place that you need to go
to in New York City.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Oh hang on, Oh no, don't worry. I'm thinking of
some a pastrami place.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Carry on.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
So my order there is in everything bagel scooped and
toasted with extra.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Scallion cream cheese.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
My good too.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Anyway, it was a lovely weekend.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
New York kind of gives me a lot of energy,
so it's great to just go for a couple of days,
enjoy it, be there with my husband, eat amazing food,
have great drinks, and then come back to reality.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
So what about you, Well, we were supposed to be
going to Me and Carlie were supposed to be going
to Colorado in a couple of days.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yeah, but the Big Mum's Holiday, The.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Big Mum's Holiday.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
First time Carlie would be away from Caibe and night
my lovely in laws, Carlie's mom and dad.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
We're going to look after Kai.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
But we had we were lying in bed a couple
of nights ago and we just looked to each other
and I was like, I don't really want to leave
him like that far for the first time, both of us,
and so so carl.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Said, you said that first.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
I said that, But I feel like carl is trying,
like was trying to be brave and was like, no,
I know this is good for us, but you know,
she knows how much I love snowboarding, and she's like,
I don't want to ruin it. Bless her, but I
readers so well that I was like, and I always
feeling the same. To be honest, we're just a bit
anxious and nothing against you know, her mum and dad
or anything at all. We just felt like if something
went wrong, heaven forbid. We just didn't want to be

(04:24):
like a four hour flight way. So he decided to
do a little staycation. So now we're going to Media Island,
which is five minutes away.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, which would be great. We're going from without Kai,
still without car okay, but it's only forty five minutes away,
So we're feeling a lot more comfortable, a lot more
settled with that. And to be honest, it will just
be nice to just be me and carl because we've
she's been busy at work and I've been kind of busy,
and Kai's going through a bit of a developmental stage.
He's not being quite as easy as he normally is.
So it would just be nice to to just.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Chill baby steps, baby steps, to the to the big
vaka that.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Carli didn't want to go on anyway, even.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
I know, I think maybe the thought of being away
from Kai and just me is really what tipped over
the edge. But so yeah, so we're doing a little staycation,
which we're looking forward to.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
So I'll keep your date on that.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, Well we have we have, as we mentioned, a
fun solo episode. Today, we're gonna talk about some things
going on in the golf world.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
We've got some new segments that we're going to try
to run by people. You might love it, you might
hate it.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
We shall see, but we're gonna give it a shot
because we're big podcasters now with segments.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yeah. So okay, speaking of the golf, world.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Some interesting news for you, mel as somebody that knows
the ins and outs of a Solheim Cup, a new
captain was announced for.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
The upcoming Solheim Cup. Tell us about it.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yes, Ana Norquist obviously kind of a Solheim veteran legend.
She was a playing vice captain last year when I
was a vice captain, so she did more playing really
than vice captaining, as she should because she's still a
fantastic player. But yeah, she got announced as the Yeah,
twenty twenty six Solheim Cup captain. Yeah, No, she's very
deserving of it. Feel like she's done her time as

(06:09):
a player, and I think she's played like nine or seven,
eight or nine?

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Like, yeah, how many did you play with her?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
I've done.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
I've played four, been part of six. So I've been
a vice captain twice and played four, so every one
of them she's played in. Yeah, yeah she Wow, she's
done eight ecause I've missed two. Yeah, she would have
done about eight.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
I think what's her personality as a captain or vice
captain versus being a player.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
She's very thoughtful.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
First of all, she's extremely hard working in a sense
that like no stone is left unturned, So she's very
like nothing will get left out, Like she'll know every
single detail, and she'll do the research and know every
single detail, even as far as it goes to like
the outfits that we wear and like the gifts that
we get, Like, she'll be very thoughtful and very she'll
take her time in thinking about it, very strategically.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
She'll also has a great relationship with a lot of
the players.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
She has a very calming demeanor, but she's very passionate
at the same time, which I think is perfect for
a captain. She's very good at communicating, which I think
is key for a captain. So yeah, I think she's
going to be a fantastic captain. And you know, anybody
that's on that Solheim Cup team should be the honored
that she is kind of the leader of the pack.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
What about your Soulheim Cup journey.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
We shall see, Kira, we shall see, We shall see.
You know me to be part of a Solheim and
any capacity, So we shall see.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
But TVD, TVDD, TBD, tune in right here and quiet
please to find out.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
That if you will be the first to know, I
promise you. So, men's go full swings out. Now, this
is the homework I can get behind, Kira. This is
the homework you assigned me to, and this is the
homework I can get behind.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yes, that was a great segue, great segue.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
We did assign each other that this weekend we were
going to watch Full Swing, and because everybody loves to
hear what we think about all the things and golf,
we wanted to.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Give some of our ten What were your go for it?
What was your first kind of impression? Takeaway?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
I actually enjoyed it more than the first season because
I didn't feel like it showed like the private jets
and stuff as much, which so we all love like
the extravaing life style of a PJ professional golfer, but
that isn't the case for every PJ professional golfer, and
I felt like it gave almost like a false impression
to a certain degree. Yes, obviously the top boys do
live like that and as they should, like they deserve

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it as any kind of top sports man or woman.
But yeah, I much preferred it this time. I felt
it was a lot more real. All about Full Swing
I will say is that I love kind of like
the inside, like the locker room stuff. I feel like
it's very more motion from the players and even like
a Rory who you think, oh he doesn't really care,
like he cares, and he cares a lot, and I

(08:48):
think that you see that in those kind of settings.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Yeah, yeah, I agree.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
I couldn't decide if I liked this season more than before.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
I think it was just, you know, before.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
The novelty of having a Netflix show was such a
big deal and really cool for the golf world, so
I think maybe that was coloring how I felt about it,
And this time I think that it got into some
of the deeper stories in golf, not necessarily around I
think they kind of tried to make the President's Cup
a bit bigger than intense. No, you know what they

(09:23):
made bigger than it was was the Zurich Classic. It
was like it was like the Zurich Classic was like
this insane part of the.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Season that they're like really really everybody's.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Ruminating about and like nothing against the Zert Classic, amazing tournament,
amazing people, but just in the grand scheme it was
like a major, Like somebody that doesn't know golf would
be like, wow, the Zart Classic is this pinnacle thing
that you have to have on your resume, which I
thought was kind of funny, but we also all have
to remember that like the show is not for us,
the show is for the general public.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Mm hmm, I did.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
I loved like you said, I love the Gary Woodland story.
I mean, how could you not be moved by that
and the journey that he's been. I mean, you just
gotta you just gotta have admiration for the guy to
be quite honest with you. And then you know, going
into the Presence Cup, you know, the Camillo Vilakas and
like port you know his daughter mir And I don't know,
I think now being a parent, I just I just

(10:17):
suggled to watch that and not get extremely emotional about it.
So yeah, so I think it was definitely a little
bit more raw on kind of a lighter note.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Love Minwou I've always been a fan of in Moulee either.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
He's one of my favorite interviews.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, he's Minji's brother.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Minji Lee is obviously a very kind of heading towards
a Hall of Famer career and on the LPGA, and so.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
I love how much they featured her in the show.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
But can I okay, So you know when they were
doing this episode though, and they were talking about like
potentially two siblings going to the Olympics for the first time.
That's a lie because Jess Corder and I replayed it
and it did say the siblings.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
It didn't say brother and sister. It said siblings because
jessin Nellie is twenty. Yeah. Oh and it annoyed me.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Yeah, because it's not right.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
It's not correct, and people will always be like, oh, whatever,
it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I'm like, it fucking does. It's really cool that Jess
and Nelly got to compete in the Olympics together. And again,
like as women, like we have to be twice as
loud as anything else, and it's just annoying that we
don't get. It's a more of a respect thing for me.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Yeah, you're like, hi, hello, we did it first.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yes, And by the way, Nellie wanted gold and Jess
played great, so like you know what I mean. But yeah,
the Minwu story I thought was great. I'm a big
fan of him. I think he's awesome for the tour.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
I think so too. I would love for him to
have a big breakout.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yet same, it's the same, like you pull for him
because like he could do some really cool things with golf.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
What you mentioned with with Gary.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
So you know how in the show they often have
these sit down, staged conversations with their spouse, and yeah,
obviously they have to have those things because they were
filling out the scene and the giving their their their
personal life and that sort of thing, so you get
it from a production standpoint, But when Gary would sit
down with his wife, it felt like a real conversation,

(12:12):
like they felt like real people actually sharing in you know,
it wasn't that they were sharing insight into their life.
It's that we were at fly on the wall of
a real conversation that they would have, whether it was
about this day on the golf course or their kids
or what's going through. And same thing with Camillo. And
I think that kind of speaks to you know, just
kind of how they are. Like every time I see

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Gary and Camillo on the golf course, they genuinely will
look at you and say, Hi, how are you your
make gye? That's just so I love that about them,
and that, really, I don't know, for some reason stood
out to me because some of the other it doesn't
say anything negative about those folks, but it just was
striking to me that I really felt like it was
a real conversation that we're listening to.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, and just start listening to the wives and stuff.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
I mean, it's just a tough job being at any
athletes or a partner, I should say, totally. And I
felt like they did a really good job this season
of getting the partners and wives et cetera involved and
like getting their insight on stuff, and you know, the
emotional rollercoaster that they have to go through as well
being married to a professional athlete, and so I really
like that insight. I also like love like even for me,

(13:17):
like looking at it as like a fan, because that's
kind of where I'm trying to look at it from.
It's like I love like watching the workouts and things
like that, and like what goes into it. Like people
have no idea like, yeah, we play golf eighteen holes,
but that is not that is literally the that is
not what we do. Like we get up three hours
before we do you know, people do breath work, meditation,
Then you do your activation, then you do a little
workout to get everything moving correctly. Then you warm up

(13:39):
for like an hour an hour and a half, then
you play, then you cool down, then you do your
recovery and it's literally a full day and people just
sometimes And I love that insight because I feel like
some people feel like you just get up and go
and play eighteen holes, and that is just not the
case at all.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Better golf. If I did all these things, I didn't
just show up five minutes.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Maybe we should do that.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
You should, we should do that. You should just I'll
come and do routine. And I would have done if
I was playing a proper patin holes.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
So and we should just.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
And compare, compare my scores to five minutes before the
tea time and actually doing a thorough routine.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Yeah, watch I do better with.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
The I definitely do that with a five minute sometimes.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Oh, I wanted to shout out some of our girls, Hanny,
Amanda Page.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
They were amazing.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
They were great. You guys did a fantastic.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Job showing up for the ladies.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Yeah, I thought they were great, great presence. It was
great to have them on. You know, I've known Honey
for years. Obviously to see her on it was great.
Just speaks ever so well. Obviously Amanda and then our
girl Paige. I mean, Amanda's just Amanda, and she she's
she's just incredible.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
That kind of stuff, and we just had paige On,
so we're having paige On, so it was it was
cool to see her on it as well.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
It was it was oh I wanted to talk about.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
So Scotty obviously just felt kind of like the through
line of the whole show. I feel like in the
past seasons, we haven't had one player really dominate every
single episode the way that he did this season. Of course,
his season was extremely dominant, so it made sense. But
when they had the episode on the PGA Championship and
the arrest and stuff, it just was given me so

(15:15):
much PTSD because I was working that week. I was
working for Sky for your people.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
And for your guy.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Ye love Sky Sports.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
And I just remember that morning waking up at five
or five thirty two frantic calls and text mesage from
our producer saying, like Scotty has been arrested, you have
to come.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
To the golf course. I wasn't supposed to be the
golf course for.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Several hours, and our Golf channel producer was happened to
be in the hotel and she in her night slippers,
got into the car and drove me to the golf
course because we weren't able to park there that week,
so we had to get shuttled.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
There was no shuttle that early. She got me there, got.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Me into the gates somehow, and then I'm running around
like crazy, trying to talk to anybody and everybody I
know about Scottie or you know, trying making phone calls,
trying to see what's happening. Like we're all standing there
in the with the press as he gets driven back
up to the chorus after he gets released from prison.
I just remember being on TV, like they were like, okay,
you have to go on TV to the people of Europe.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
With like Laura Davies.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
We're all standing there and they're like okay, Kira, and
I'm like, oh my god, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
I spoke to more about this.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
She said that she couldn't mention anything, like they couldn't
mention anything because she didn't no I know, but like
I don't know because you don't know, don't you think
it's like hilarious So that it was like probably one
of the nicest like gentlemen men that you've ever seen.
And Eddie gets arrested and then by the way, and
then like two days later, people were wearing like his

(16:49):
mug shot and like that.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Day that day, that day it was afternoon, people with
free Scottie shirt.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
And there was shouting very what they want to be
Oh dude, I mean, of all people, bless him. I mean,
I to be honest, I'm not just saying I thought
he handled that like unbelievably well.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
I was sitting in his press conference after his round
on that Friday where he went shot like sixty five
or something crazy right, and it was the best press
conference I have ever seen.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Really, it was a masterclass.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, it just it was the perfect way of giving
enough details to make the public and the reporters and
the writers happy while still maintaining the integrity of you know,
the law and whatever you need to be keeping under
wraps for the legal case.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
And I literally went up to his agent.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Afterwards and said, this was This was the best conference
I have ever seen and probably will ever see under
the circumstances, because it was.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
It was so impressive. He was able to make light
of it, but it was also serious.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
And yeah, he.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Just had all the ingredients to smash it basically, and not.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Make it smash it like because when you did a.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Press commence like that you just need to say one
little thing and like gurus can just run with it, right,
like in the media and just run with it if
you're not careful.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Well, he said things instead of, you know, any details
that he shouldn't be giving out. He said things like, oh,
I was stretching in the jail cell, so of course
you know, everybody goes, what's stretching in.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
The jail cell?

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Like that's what we're all, you know, it's such a
visual detail.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Yeah, and that's so good, Like that's a skill.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
That is a skill to be able to give just
enough to make everybody happy that they listened to it,
Because if he had come into the room and been like,
so sorry, guys, I can't say anything by then in
that case, then everyone's like digging around and maybe something
not correct gets put out there and then.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Things yeah yeah, yeah, But I guess that's why he
told number one, isn't it, because the way that he
handles himself as stressful situations. But yeah, I also didn't
know he used to be a really angry golfer. Yeah,
he quite know that.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
I feel like I've heard that a lot, but more
as a as a high school and college golfer, not
necessarily as a pro, but I guess he didn't really
begin to be the pro that he is today until
he I mean, it's still in there, which it has
to be in all you guys, Like everybody saw it.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
In the President's Cup a little bit, and they did
in the President's Cup, like the emotion the way you went.
Tom Kim is one of his busies, one of his boys.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
And he just went out him. I was like, like that,
I love that, I love I love ship like that.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Of course.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
I mean, it's the only time golf feels like a
like we're really a sporting thing with going out one another.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
So when we Jess is one of my good friends.
Jess caught it, and whenever we.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Used to be paired together, holy ship, the ship ship,
we used to kind of say to each other, oh
my god. But they were like, that was a fun match,
well done, It's have a beer and everything's all forgiven.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
But I mean, you guys need mic Son.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Oh no, absolutely not. But yeah, no, it's it's just
what it is. I mean, the passion and I mean, honestly,
it's just a team events like that like Presidence Cup,
Ryder Cup, Solheim Cup, Like any kind of time that
you're in a kind of team environment, you just want
to This is a different passion that just c so
especially well in me. I'm kind of speaking for myself,
but you can see it in pretty much every single player,
Like there's a different side and passion that comes out

(20:08):
and aggression that comes out with players.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
I mean, Keegan, Keegan at the end is in the
in the meeting, is like we're going to go out
and kick their fucking asses.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
You didn't, But I mean look as a European, yeah,
I'm like, it's just going to fuel us. I don't
know it's.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Because I listen, this is going to be a whole podcast,
but I think it's going to be very difficult for
the European team at beth Page because of just where
it is. And yeah, the fans are going to be
very loud and difficult to play against.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
But come on, boys, we'll do We'll do a Ryder
Cup preview pod. Yes, closer what else? Oh Bryson stuff.
So I felt like they did a good job of
telling the Bryson story without ever having actually gotten a
Bryson sit down interview, Like they got him at enough
times in reviews or random events or things like that

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to make it all make sense. But they never actually
got him to sit down in the chair.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
M Okay, do you you like have you always like Bryson? Well,
stop being so nice, cious.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Say.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
When I first started, I had some moments with Bryson
where he wasn't I didn't feel necessarily welcome. But he's
grown on me, and I think that he's grown up
as a person and I really respect what he's doing
and I respect what he's built, his social all that stuff.
Like he as as you would say, he backs himself

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and he is who he is and golf needs him
and he knows that and is leveraging it correctly, and
I have a lot of respect for that.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
So, yeah, what about you.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
I just think he was an absolute dick, But he's
changed my opinion, which does not very often. If I
think you're a dick, it's really hard for me to
turn that around. Like I just yeah, you're just in
the dick corner, and I'm just like, I don't like you.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
You have a dick corner.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
I have a dix. Anytime I have dicks in my life,
here in the corner.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
That's why you're a lesbian because you put the dicks, and.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
I put the dicks in the corner very quickly. Don't
be a dick exit it goes in the dick corner anyway.
So yeah, I used to think he was a dickhead.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
And then honestly, you know, when he was like trying
to obviously went well trying, he did beefer and like
he was trying to find, you know, be the longest
guy ever.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
And then he won the US Open at winged foot.
I was like, hang on a minute.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
I was there.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
I was like, you're just everywhere here, like nope, truly,
And I thought to myself, I thought, do you know what,
Like I still think he's a dick, but like he's
kind of moving the needle like someone was bound to
do this, like and listen, I'm not putting in say
categories Tiger, but Tiger was really like we can talk
about Gary Player working out, but like Tiger really was

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like a movement of like working out when he came out,
do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (23:04):
And I feel like Bryson was that movement a little bit.
And then once he started doing his YouTube stuff, I
was like, m okay, I think you're a little bit
less of a dick now and now honestly I'm a
big fan of him. Yeahich like I thought he's a
little bit cheesy for me, I'm not gonna lie like
he's a little cheesy.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
I don't really know how it's you know, it's funny.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
But I feel like a lot of YouTube personalities are
like that. There's always an element of cringe. I think
we've talked about this, and like it's it's the cringe
that people love to see. The cringe that you're leaning
into and you can't look away from it, like a
train wreck, and that's that's what people love. And like
he knows he's putting on a show. So because someone's
putting on a show, not that it's not genuine, because

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I think that he's actually like loves to be the
cetter of attentionion it loves to be the show. But
there's just this like little layer of I don't know
because me the he GB's you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
But I will say, like putting yourself out there on
YouTube like that and then going out and like making
your golf just as loud, like winning the US Open,
I mean you got to give the credit, you know what,
I mean, and you can't help but like him. You know,
actually he's kind of he's his own person. We always
talk about being authentically yourself, and I feel like he is.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, And so that's why he's gone from the dick
corner to I kind of like you a lot corner.
So I think he's changed a lot of people's minds.
He's certainly changed mind yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Same.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Yeah, I think actually he's I think he means well.
I think he's he's certainly getting more people into the
game through his social media platforms, and that's ultimately what
everybody's kind of trying to do. And I think, you know,
the younger generation can relate to him really well.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
And so yeah, I think he's I think he's great
for the game, and I think the game of golf
certainly needs him.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Yeah, but man, that US Open was tough to really.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
I just forgot about some of those small missed puts
from Rory and just watching him in the scoring thing.
It was it was really remembering it then in the
moment and then also reliving it through the show and
kind of a different light was just like oh, like
a physical feeling of that must have been like, oh God,
that's yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
I mean it's heart renting. It's I mean, I feel
like the two miss pussy had because he hadn't missed one.
He had like three hundred puts, two hundred and fifty
puts inside three feet and never missed one or season
or something.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
Yeah, I think Dan said something, Yeah, it was something
like that.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, crazy that he hadn't missed any of them, and
then of course trying to win a major.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
And I it's funny.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
It's like it's golf is so fucking funny because like
he played literally so unbelievably well for sixty eight holes
and then he misses two short puts, which, by the way,
I don't think we're from bad puts, Like, I think
you put a good stroke on them. I think the
first one bobbled, and I think the second one. I mean,
you've got four foot to left to right on basically
glass greens, and you've got a chance.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
When he was open, like.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
The nerves that's the afternoon I mean was taking a beating.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
I mean it's just you can see every at that
time of night, people, especially on greens like that where
it's the sun's been on them for pretty much a
whole week without really being watered as regularly as they should.
You can literally see every indentation possible, and you don't.
They didn't really show that, like you can't see it
on TV, and so it's TV fans.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Everything makes everything like so much older than it.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Is and it's just not like it is just it
just everything is just like in high definition as a
golfer when you're over the put.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
And so yeah, it's not an easy put. And but yeah,
I was feeling for the lad. I actually was really
heartbroken for him. Yeah, but you'll get another chance. I'm sure.
I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
So as you're in broadcast if it were. I mean,
I've been fine for this for ages. But if Full
Swing was to do women, who would you want on it?
Charlie Hall obviously, Okay, I think she should also be
in the pilan and we'll talk about this in.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
A household name. She would be a household name.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Did you see her recent her recent quote which that
was like I puked in the morning and then I
went and ran a five k It was my best
time or something.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
So that girl is honestly, I swear to god, she's
sick every other day. But no, she pewed.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Then she had her best five k and then she
was losing the tournament. I'm like, And then they asked her, like,
what is your goal for this year? And she said, oh,
it's not cool for realate, and I just want my
five K in twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
I mean, I love her, I love her, I absolutely
love her.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
I just I need a live stream.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Oh my gosh, can I take you story about that
tournament a couple of years ago about oh please?

Speaker 2 (27:27):
So we're playing in.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Singapore, HSBC and the punt green is right by, like
the first hole, okay, anyway, she's warming up and the
hotel's probably twenty twenty twenty yeah, twenty twenty five minutes away,
right twenty minutes away, And so adds Caddy. She's just
down the point green chatting to me, just about to
start her roune and she went, oh, I don't like
this score, and he's like right. She says, yeah, I'm

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just gonna go and switch my score out and he's like, okay,
like no problem, Like is it just in your locker?
Like she went, no notice at the hotel and he's like, Charlie,
we're teeing off in like an hour she's yeah, yeah, geees,
don't wry about it. I got it easy. I'm like,
there's no fucking chance she's making her tea time, right, So.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
She she went back. She's not sending Adsie back.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
No, she went back. She literally went back. She got
a Kurtz girl went back. She came back. She I
think she got there ten minutes for seven minutes for
tea time, hit two balls and shot like sixty six.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Aesthetics matter, look good, play good.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
I agree with you, I say, yeah, So that's another
Charlie Hill story at that event, so it's kind of fitting.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
But yes, obviously Charlie Hull. I mean she's number one
pick obviously.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Yeah, Nellie Nellie, Yeah, yeah, I gotta have Nellie. Gotta
have Lydia.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Yeah, I gotta have Lydia. By the way, how well
is she playing at the minute?

Speaker 4 (28:41):
My god, she's just I feel like Lydia is just happy.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
She's in a good place, getting a dog, a husband, yeah,
getting married and all that jazz has been amazing for her.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Something outside golf has honestly like she's a different human.
She's she's always been lovely. She's one of the nicest
players I've ever met.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
I love her.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, it's just she's crushing it. I mean, what last
year she's had.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
I would say Angel Yan because you don't know what's
going to come out of her mouth, so she'd be
very entertaining.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
I love Angel Yes, agree, She's one of the players
that during a week on tour that shows up to
the parties and stuff. Yeah, like she when I played,
when I did the Hilton pro Am, she came to all.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Of the pro am evening things. I love did she? Yeah,
she just wanted she wanted to hang out.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, she's very social.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah, and you just don't know what's gonna like literally
don't know what's going to come out of her mouth.
So she's always entertainment. I also put Lynn grant because hmmm, listen,
I work out right, and I think that I work
out quite hard, but holy shit, she's I please, I
hope she's not listening to this because I don't want
to give her this compliment, but.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Like Lynn, turn it off now.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
She's so strong, dude, like she I've been in the
gym with her a couple of times and I'm like,
I've almost broke my back trying to keep up with her.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Just so in case.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
She looked over and looked at my weight, so I
was like, well, I'm going to have to do the
same weights as you, and I've almost like snapped my
back in half. But like she can do like proper
pull ups, like proper like wide grip pull ups, she
could do like ten of them.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
I can only do a pull up if it's got
that little bar underneath that's like helping you, you know.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Oh then talking light knees and legs on, uh huh yeah,
Well honestly it's hard to do.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
I'm not And then I could do like three of those.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Well, it's really hard to do. Like my goal this
year is actually to do about five. I can't. I can't.
I can't. I can do like one.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Okay, wait, anybody else that you want to see unforcing?

Speaker 2 (30:27):
The only other person is Gino just because she's winning
everything and she's incredible. She doesn't miss greens.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
And do you know a chitty cooon for those that
don't know, yes, sorry tie standout.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah, and I just I don't know.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
I would actually love I would love full swing to
go on the LPGA and just see like the ship
we have to deal with.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah, but it's not even for that, Like the stories
themselves are amazing.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
I'm not doing this as a woomy, but yeah, we
just don't get the stories. Like We've got some really
cool always out there, and we've got some unbelievable players,
like unbelievable players, which is why I've had to quit
because they're way.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Better, which is why we're podcasting now, which is why
I'm not a podcaster exactly.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
O man, amazing. Well, would you have.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Any other player on that? Just out of interest? We've
got Charlie Angels maybe.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Okay, Rose is a good one.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Yeah, Like I'm more of a veterany player like a
or Mum.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
I mean Anna Anst would be amazing.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Or Julie Inkster you really, I love me some Julie Judy.
Judy's funny as hell.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Oh my god, yeah, oh yeah, Julie Stories for you.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Podcast.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Okay, speaking of the pod, we will be right back
with a new segment. Stay tuned, Welcome back to Quiet Please.
We have a new segment called the Shush of the Week.
We don't necessarily do it every week, but when we do,

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it's great and basically we're just picking something that we're
gonna shush because this is quiet, please, and.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
Mel you're gonna go first with your shush of the week.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
So I've got like travel X. I thought, I know
it's not the start of the year, even though I
thought it was earlier. But I feel like in this
day and age, everyone's traveling from work or pleasure. Well,
you're traveling way more than me at the minute. But
as a couple of gals that have been traveling for
pretty much the last few years, I thought.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
We could share experience travelers.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yes, I've written down more than I should have done.
Go for it, okay. One of my travel X. When
people stand too close to the baggage clean belt, it
really pisses me off, straight to jail, Like, it really
pisses me off, Like just your luggage isn't gonna go anywhere.
Just stand a little bit further back so that everybody
else can get their luggage. Don't be an asshole.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Yeah, agreed. Agreed.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
I generally am like a decently nice person, and something
like a monster comes out of me when.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Everybody do that, especially in travel a lot. You're just
like guys, move back. I actually can't even see the.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Belt like move back, agreed, especially when they bring the
whole family to the belt as well, Like the kids
are sitting on the belt literally like four kids, and
I'm like, somebody out with just throw the kid out
a way out the way.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
So yeah, that's my first traveler. Don't we to keep going?
Airport food? Ah, fucking hate airport food. I think it's shit.
I have to travel through Atlanta. It's shit at nine
o'clock and I shall put it. You have fast food
places or you're paying twenty five dollars for a bagel
and a coffee and it drives me nuts.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
So and it's a crappy bagel and shit.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yes, and the coffee is burnt and I hate it,
hate it.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
So I fly out of San Francisco most often. And
actually San Francisco's food is pretty great. There are some
really good options.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Don't They have done market things as well, like a
vendor machine you can just get healthy food from.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Haven't I seen you do that? Like salads and stuff?

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Yeah, oh so that is called the farmer's fridge. And
actually San Francisco doesn't have it. But I love a
farmer's fridge salad where you just yeah and that just
pops out. That's perfect.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
But we've got We have a couple of places called
Pronto where they have like amazing vegan stuff and like
Thai noodles and good coffee or like a treso burrito
and you just grab and go really quick and you're
in and out. The coffee robot at San Francisco is
my best friend.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Do I hear a joke? Vegan?

Speaker 3 (34:39):
If a vegan and a vegetarian jump off the cliff
at the same time, who wins.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Society?

Speaker 4 (34:49):
I was gonna say they get there at the same
time because of physics.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
You ever thought that a joking? We love, we love
being a veggie, but that's not me.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
I like a vegan thing every once in a while,
just you know, keep it late.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah nah, but not as a lifestyle meat girl. Can
you eat fish as a vegan? No? No, I didn't
think so. I was just testing you there, Cara, Absolutely
you passed fish.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Fish is most.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Certainly not vegan to brute okay, just asking, Okay, any
other travelings.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
This is the last one because he's got a story
to it. Being hungover on a plane is a hard no.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Have you been hungover? Yeah? I go how It's awful,
isn't it.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
No, it's just I think a special place in help.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
So I shoed to do it quite lot, and then
I learned.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
I've learned my lesson now like i've been I've i've
if I've done it recent like I actually haven't done
it for a few years. But if I've done it,
it's been by complete accident. Okay, I went to have
taken off a plane also hungover.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
No you did not, No, okay.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
So its been my twenty first birthday. We'd played a
tournament in Spain, and I've done quite well, finished like
eighth on the too, and my best mate Brian shout
out to you, Brian, because you really did fuck me
up that night, and she got me like top shelf
with of alcohol and like no, not like expensive top
shut I mean literally the top.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Shelf, and I was the entire Yeah, yeah, okay, got it,
got it. So I was obviously pretty lit. Long story shore.
I'm at the airport the next day, felt actually fine,
had a Burger King for my breakfast. Felt fine.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
So I'm getting on the plane, easy jet flight with
the bright orange seats on it and stuff. Anyway, I
was at the back of the plane and I have
a tendency when I'm hungover.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
It's faint. If I'm like on a plane, I've done
it a few times.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Really, Yeah, that's scary.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah, it's fine. I'm used to it at this point.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Anyway, So we're about to take off and I'm like,
oh my god, I'm gonna faint.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Okay, so I get the sweat and I'm like, oh
my god, my god. So i take my u my
hoodie off, but I've completely forgotten that I've not got
a T shirt underneath. And by the way, I thought
I was a C cup, I'm not. I'm definitely a
double A. So like basically there's a huge gap and
everyone could just like to see my peanuts and an
ironing board. So as we're taking off, I then come

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out of my fainting. I'm like, whoa, what was that?
And then the air hostess is like trying to shove
like a mask on me, an oxygen mask.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
I'm like, no, no, I'm going I'm good faint again. Anyway,
by this time, the planes had to turn around, so
we didn't even take off, and like the ambulance crew
had to come onto the plane take me off.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
They like stretched me onto the ambulance and then there's
like a hospital on site at this airport in Spain,
and the ambulance literally went, you know, and then we
were there.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
It was like fifty peep.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
I had to spend Yeah, no, dude. It was awful.
And then my mum this is how long it was.
My mum called me and she was like, I'm at
the airport. Where are you?

Speaker 3 (37:41):
And I was like, oh shit, I forgot to tell you.
I just was like I've not been very well on
the flight. I'm fine, Like I'll just fly out tomorrow.
And my car was if nobody knows this, my car
was at Luton, which is basically like it's hard to describe,
it's just somewhere in England.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
But they had the next day. The only flight they
had the next day was which is like really South England. Yeah,
so I had to fly to Gatwick and then get
a three hour taxi up to Looton to get my car.
It was awful. And then I had Sole Home Cup
training in Ireland like two days later. It was awful.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
And like they when when you do the air airport back,
when you get taken off a plane, they literally just
like wheel you out in a wheelchair and I just
like was in a wheelchair because the wouldn't let me walk,
and like I just had my suitcase of my golf
clubs wheeling next to me, and then they.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Just like left me and they were like bye bye,
and I was like, are you fucking joking? Like surely,
So I just got up and just just walked around
and just got on a taxi and had to get
an hotel fronightcause they would not let me fly. I
was so annoying, But that was my That was probably
the worst hungover story.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Band did you good?

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah? And I was wearing a beige bra as well,
so that's e's all. While it was awful here awful,
actually passenger is doing They were saying, oh, she's hungover,
she's I'll get she's hung over, she's been drunk. And
I said, I'm an athlete. I don't drink. Because I
was like so embarrassed. It was awful. I said, I'm

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an athlete, I don't even drink as I think of
tequila honestly, and Burger king Chicken Royal by the way
for the wood and I couldn't stop spewing so an
injection on my bum cheek and it was awful. It
was horrible and I was just sweating. It was horrible. Anyway,
that is true.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
That kicks the ship out of any hungoverund a plane
story I have.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
I don't think I even have a story. It's just
generally sucks to have that experience.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
It is awful. It's awful being hung over a plane.
What's yours for?

Speaker 4 (39:37):
My shush?

Speaker 1 (39:38):
This is a good segue because it's alcohol related. Yes,
so it's more of a heart take. I don't know
how you feel about this. This might be a complete
flat foot We'll see. How do you feel about dirty martinis?

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Okay, I am not a fan of dirty martinis, but
I love olives. I love, but I don't. I don't
like them. I don't. They're a bit too much for me.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
My shush is dirty Martini's, specifically olives, which I think
are the most disgusting, vile thing.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
On the planet Earth.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
And I just just I can't begin to describe the
depth of my hatred for an olive. And my hot
take here is that if you go to a bar,
like I love a savory drink. I don't like sweet cocktails.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
They give you a headache. Whatever with you? So at
this point I usually order.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
A vesper, which is basically just vodka with a cocktail onion,
because like, you gotta have some cocktail.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Yes, I love a cocktail onion because most bars have them, so.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
They just like, yeah, oh nice, I love you.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Yeah, I just throw it in there. But my favorite
thing in the world are corny Sean pickles.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Do you know what those are?

Speaker 2 (40:52):
It sounded very poshe They're just the little pickles, you know, oh,
the baby pickles.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Yeah, they're called corny Sean.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Is it French?

Speaker 4 (41:00):
There's a French name.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Yeah, but that's I could tell by the way you
said it.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
According. Sure. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
So every bar should replace olives because they're disgusting with
Corney Shan pickles, and just make pickle martini's instead of
olive martini's and put pickleices instead of olive juice.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
In the world would be a happier place.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Okay, that's fair enough.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
I love olives though, like I will eat olives. I
could eat a whole jar of olives. No, but I
don't like I don't eat martini. So I'm with you
on a dirty martini. I don't like it. It's not
my vibe, it's not my it's just I feel like
a lot of cocktails. I try and drink them to
look cool, but then I drink them and it just
makes me like I make a face, and I'm like,
why if I don't, I don't.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
I'm not really a copy.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Try to order a good drink, Like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Every time I sit down in front of a drink menu,
I'm like, I get paralyzed by all the choices and
I just order, like the one thing that sounds the
least disgusting.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Yeah, like it will say, like a posture and tonic.
I'm like, yeah, I'll do that, but like when it's
got too many things in it, I'm like, like elderflower
and things like that, I'm like, okay, I'm not sure
more of a wine and beer drinker as Youkira.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Yeah, I do know this.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
I do this about you.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
I mean, I like margarita from time to time, as
long as it doesn't have much love Margarita.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
I do love that.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
But my parents are Russian and my dad makes its
own vodka and his pepper vodka in a martini with
a little bit of pickle juice.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
It's spiced there.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
It's good. So okay, all right, Well I'm going to
hold you to that. I need one of them. Yeah,
I'm with you, I'm with you on a date Martini,
I'm with you.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Okay, ol Martini can say that olives can go bye.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
All right, last segment for a smell something new that
we're going to try out.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
This is Mel's idea, so we'll see how it goes.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Shiit blame me.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
My very English co host has said that we need
to have a segment called the Sunday Roast.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Even though it's not Sunday. But we thought, why not
have embarrassing stories called the Sunday Roast?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Perfect way to end the week and to end a part.
So we put out the announcement on Instagram. Both of
us did to ask people to write in and send
us some of their most embarrassing stories, and we got
some good ones that that might make people have a
little giggle.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
So Mel, you start first.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
So I don't know if this is embarrassing, but they
found it very embarrassing that they didn't want to be named.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
All my people wanted to be anonymous too, okay, perfect.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
I actually was going to say that word, but I
get a bit stumbled on that word anonymous, somous anonymous
anonymous crust.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Well, I just thought this one was quite fitting.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Is it's an a parm invitation a week someone very
luckily got invited to play Augusta a few years ago now,
and they sliced it so badly on one of the
holes that they actually almost hit mister Honor Palmer himself,
the legend. But he said he was a true gentleman
about it. He says, these things happen. But the gentleman
who told me this was mortphied, which I thought was

(43:54):
quite fitting at Augusta. And it's on a parmer like
the King.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Can you imagine I would be pretty mortified if I
hit him as well?

Speaker 4 (44:01):
He just comes over and goes spoonsrable.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
In my pocket. There you go, Talkie, of which have
you hit someone? Have you?

Speaker 4 (44:13):
So?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
I thought that maybe you had like talked to Andrew
before this to make sure that I told this story
or he was like, you have to tell this on
the pod. You have to tell this on the pod.
So this is my personal most embarrassing moment on a
golf course. So I was playing in the AT and
T pro am a couple of years ago, playing at
Pebble Beach.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Have you played Pebble Beach.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
No, I've never played it. I just commentated though I
wasn't going back to get in the event.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Well, we'll have to sorry to bring up your trauma.
We'll have to play a time together again again.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
So when I was playing Pebble Beach in my golf tournament,
We're on the sixth hole, which, for those of you
that don't know, pebble Beach is one of those It's
got the crazy on your right and then where where's
there's the ocean and then or the cliff sorry not ravine,
and then you go literally like a ninety degrees up

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like it's a straight mountain face that you're kind of
hitting up to get to the green.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
So I hit a good t shot. I'm at the
bottom of the mountain.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
I've got the This is why I can't be a
golf commentator because I could never.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Used shot to the bottom mountain. Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
I've got the ocean on my right and I'm hitting
a three wood to try and get up the mountain
the mountain, up the mountain. So because it's mountain, I
can't see like the people up there or anything like that.
So I'm just like hit it and pray just to
get it up there. And I get it up there
and I'm like, oh, great, celebrating with my caddy. And
I get up there and I pushed it a little bit,

(45:49):
pushed it.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
No, I pulled it.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
I pulled it left, just the opposite of push.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Yeah, I pulled it a little bit left. And so
I'm in this matted down area where the fans have been.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
All these fans are standing around, and there's this one
lady that's like standing right by my ball looking at me,
and I'm doing my like miss America, like.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Oh, hi, guys, thank you so much for coming.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Yeah, just yeah, just just talking to my caddie like oh,
like how far we you know, we're trying to get
on the green, blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Hit my ball, don't make it on the green, It's fine.
And then I turned back around.

Speaker 6 (46:23):
Like oh, thank you guys, like see you later, and
like this lady's like just still standing there, just kind
of holding her wrist, and Andrew is standing to the
side and he's like looking at her, looking at me,
and I was like, what the fuck is going on?

Speaker 1 (46:35):
But okay whatever, and so I continue on and after
the round he goes Kira, that lady that.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Was standing there, you hit her wrist with your three quid,
and I was like, why did you not tell me?
I would have apologized to her. You while this lady
probably thinks that girl is such a bitch.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Bitch I didn't care about man. Lady.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
All she cares about was even get the fans like
this girl, Yeah, that's my He was like, I didn't
want to distract you.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
He was like, I didn't want you to feel bad
in the middle of the round.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
I mean, you're not playing a major championship.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
In my mind, I don't here.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
I didn't disrespect by that, but my goodness.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
I don't want you to get distracted.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Blessing. Oh that's so lovely, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
It is?

Speaker 4 (47:25):
But there's some lady out there. If you're listening, I'm
so sorry.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Because you hit her up the mountain. That's a good story. Yeah.
I like when things like that happened to you.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Yeah, I know you do.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Just put me in my place a little bit. Okay,
I got some good subbiions. This one made me kind
a nice little giggle.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
This summer I worked in a golf shop.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
I played with one of the cart guys having a
great time drinking and chilling classic post work Twilight round.
He asked if I wanted to smoke a joint, and
I was like, sure. I hadn't smoked while playing, and
I thought maybe it'd turned me into a birdie miss. Well,
when it kicked in, I lost control of my limbs,
took my backswing, turned into gumby on the way down,

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and took out a chunk the size of Florida from
the fairway.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Ball dribbled like two fucking feet.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
I thought, you know, maybe the high took me by
surprise on that one, But now I know I'm high,
so I'm prepared.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
I stomped my ass up to the ball and completely
whipped the next shot.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
My coworker looked at me and goes, you're done, and
just drove me back to my car, where I waited
out my high and never got asked to play with
the cart guys again.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Oh no, oh, that's funny. Okay, so this is a thing, right,
I've noticed this in America.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Okay, you guys people, what have you noticed about us
American's mouth?

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Well, okay, so the golf culture is very different in
a lot of ways. But I speak about this with
one of my mates, Jimmy here James, who's also braised
from Liverpool. You guys love to drink on the golf
course and like do things on the golf course like
smoke weed. Yeah, not against it, love a drink on
the golf course, right.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
I can't do any of that. I'm immediately just a disaster.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Okay. Same. I don't drink like every time in the
golf course.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
I'll just drink occasionally if I'm having fun, yeah, because
I played like shit, okay, and it annoys me. Now
in England, we don't drink on the golf course. We
just have a couple of beers after the realm. And
that's what I've really I found it really weird when
the first came to America. Is like people literally get
fucked up on the golf course.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Yeah, like like three beers a whole.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Like I've never seen anything like it in my life.
Like sometimes when I was practicing on Saturday and like
you see the guys come in at like three o'clock,
I'm like, holy shit, Like I don't know how people
play golf.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
I don't, well I don't, but yeah, I don't know
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
I can only do that if I'm like playing out
of I think we've talked about this before, but like
a fancy place with a comfort station and like they're
doing cool drinks at you know, every six holes or
something like that. Yeah, I'll have a margarita, but I'm
not drinking it to the point of actually feeling intense
effects from It's more just you know, we're day drinking now,

(50:02):
and golf happens to bed. But in general, like, yeah,
I love I love a white wine after my round.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
I am who I am, just playing major championships at
Pebble Beach and then you know, drinking white wine.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Drinking her white wine after feeling bad about the lady
that she almost killed banc.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Yeah, I like, you know, I love a seven blanc
with some soda water, just a.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Little white wine, just to make it a little bit refreshing.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Yeah, and just so it's not too alcohol so I
don't get too drunk off.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
The whole point of drinking alcohol is usually get drunk.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Yeah, I'm more of a ViBe's girl.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Yeah, I wish I was more like you, and I'm
not pop drink like I've done it. It's fun but
it is. Honestly, it's like I really enjoy a bit
or like a drink after the round.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Yeah, but you're also like you actually care about what
you're doing on the golf course, that you care about
your performance, whereas most of us don't.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Even now I'm retired, I'm like, ouse, I still want
to beat you.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Yeah, yeah, I don't have.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
That even when you play majors. No, you just you
just you just dedicate to the game, Kira, I am yeah,
you know me I do.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
Do you have another fun other submission?

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Okay, this person I can understand why it doesn't want
to be named. So this person in college is like
with one of their.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Competitors at a host hotel at a college event and
then unfortunately got paired with her in the final round,
which she's kind of awkward.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Did she say she or he say who? Who won?

Speaker 3 (51:42):
I think they both won? They both won, Kira, We
did they want to? They want to, They want to love.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
So we appreciate everybody for writing in the juice near.
The better the juice here, the better.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
So next time we have a Sunday roast segment. Now
that you guys have been familiarized with the Sunday Roast.
Start thinking about your weird golf stories and we would
love to share them on the Sunday Rest.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
You will remain anominous. You what anominous? Anominous? A nomin
miss Amy.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
You're like Nemo, Nemo's kid.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
I And so that's where I stogged with words. I think,
thanks for bringing out anomenous.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
I need this helpcare.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
I'm gonna anonymous more broadcasting, so I need to know
what these words are.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Not nominous, anonymous, anonymous.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
This is good for you to work it out here
so that when you go out into the.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Real Yeah, and then not everyone thanks some stupid Okay, no,
thank you, Kiara, Okay, thank.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
You, mal thank you fantastic week, you too, And we'll
be back next week on Quiet Please.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
But we appreciate everybody for listening. We hope you enjoyed
our solo episode and don't need all of us kybye.

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Speaker 4 (53:03):
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