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May 21, 2024 40 mins

Welcome to the eleventh episode of Rapaort's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. Live From NYC! The Rapaport's are here to discuss: Being back together, The PDiddy assault video with Cassie coming out & rumors over the years, an exclusive party, 3 A.M. After After Parties, never going to The Playboy Mansion, the last time Michael saw Puffy at Runyon Canyon, Trouble In Paradise For Bennifer, whistle lips, Ozempic Celebrities, where does Jenny From The Block go from here?, candy store in Cincinnati, making bad decisions in airports & a whole lotta mo'! This episode is not to be missed! 

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Boom, We are back.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
We are back here reality. I'm Kiev Rapaport.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
My name is Michael Rapport. This is the rap Aports.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Reality Podcast, a podcast where we discuss all things reality TV,
all things popular culture, and all things about the reality
of being in a relationship.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
With you, with us to get you.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
It ain't just me. You're you're You're there, you're the presentation.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I wouldn't say all things about our relationship. But we've
been going deep here, been going deep deep on the surface.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Deep yeah, calculated deep.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yes, yes, yes, we've dipped.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Into a little bit more so far than I think.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
That we will. I think we'll go deeper. I think
we should. But people want to know. We've got to
give the people what they want.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
You got to give the people, give the people what
they want.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Welcome.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I hope everybody's feeling good. I'm feeling good.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
You are, yeah, I feel good.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, yesterday you look real tired because when I when
you came home from on the road, I was like.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Ooh, I'm good. Though.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Now you know, I don't think you should. I hate
when people say you look tired. So I want to
apologize for saying that.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Well, if you look tired.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
You need to I mean you No, I said it
because I was concerned about your eyes. You looked a
little Did you feel okay when you walked in the
house yesterday? Yeah, but you look like you look like shit. Baby,
you look tell me okay, but I don't. I don't
mind if you tell me you look tired. But like
when strangers say to you, like, oh yeah, you look
tired as a fifty four year old woman, No one

(01:44):
t fifty five, not so fast fifty five this year?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I agree.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I think that if it's coming from first of all,
if if you're dulled up and someone says you look tired, me, if.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
You like it's what effort in? Like I put effort
in and people look at me, are you tired? And
you're like, well damn, this eyeshadowing the.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Best I could do here? Like yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
So anyway, I'm glad we're back together. I was out
of town and you were out of town, and now
we're back here. Let's get into it. Let's talk about
some things. Because I said, you sent me, you DM
me the video of Puffy Yo, and I hadn't seen
it because I was away, and I what do you
think is like no pr.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Person, Yo, puff Daddy's he's he's fucked puff Daddy, Sean Diddy,
Combs love all all of these guys.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, all those guys are in trouble.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
P Diddy for the city.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Why do you think the video came out? Now if
he paid the hotel fifty thousand dollars or the security person,
you know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I don't know how that video came out.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
We're talking about the video of him brutally assaulting Cassie
for X.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
I think they were a long term relationships.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Long term relationship.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
It just popped up out of nowhere on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah. I think when CNN was the first.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I think when things are about to fall down, like.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
It all just comes out of the woodwork. Yeah, the
videos comes to light or yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Darkness comes to light, light comes to darkness and CNN
pulls the video and listen. I've mentioned this on the
Iron Wrap por Stereo podcast. I have heard crazy stories
me too about Puffy for years and his parties, the
sex stories, and there's always out listen. There's also always allegations.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
When somebody's that famous.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Of celebrities, there's not one celebrity, especially in the nineties,
who wasn't accused of being gay, black or white. I
don't care if it's Brad Pitt, Puffy Leonardo, Mark Wahlberg,
George Clooney, Richard Gear. It's like when you're that famous,
it's almost like the rock Vin Diesel, Like it's like

(04:07):
Will Smith.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
They want to find something wrong with that extreme success.
People like find something that they think is wrong by
saying that they're gay, Like that might be yeah, yes,
you're right, Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Every single person crazy, especially at that time. Like it's
like literally like this rapper, that rapper. It's it's not
so much with athletes, but it's like if you're like
an actor.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Or like I don't think anybody's ever said you're gay.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
No, No, So the sex stuff and the the sexuality.
You know you've heard that, you know, not just from him,
but like literally every single celebrity mostly and I say
every pretty much every single celebrity has that, you know,
thrown at them at some point. I don't know where
it comes from whatever, But that's not the ship that

(04:57):
I heard and the stuff that I heard and the
first hand story.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
He said, you really like to scoot around this.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Subject because I'm not going to tell the stories.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Okay, but I'm like, you're saying that I heard, but
I heard, but I ain't gonna tell.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
I'll tell you one story.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
I will do one Rap of Ports Reality exclusive story here,
not the first two stories.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
That you know I have. You're gonna tell you this one.
So let's say.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
It's twenty twenty four. Now, let's say twenty eighteen. I
don't know if this is for sure, but let's say
twenty eighteen seventeen. I am so bad with dates years. Yeah,
I was at a party. I believe it was a
jay Z thrown party, or it was a Kevin Hart
thrown party, or me it was a Rockefeller thrown party

(05:42):
or was I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
How do I not know this story?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
We were here, you know the story. You know the story.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
You're gonna go, Yeah, I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
And I was with my friend. And let's also explain
this and then we'll go back to this story. This
is a rap ports Reality exclusive exclusive.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
When they talk.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
About these parties and the puff parties, and they talk
about the Jamie Fox parties and the freak Off parties,
these happened from three am on. I've never in my
history of parties. Been at a party past two two thirty.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
You got there like ten minutes before the freak off happened.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Babe, I leave.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
I'm gonna do drugs and you don't drink. You never have.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
It's also that cocaine.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
People are colleagues and they're drinking and they're and.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
You gotta be. You gotta be in for the long haul.
I'm not with that ship. I don't care to celebrity.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
There's the after party.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
After the party. There's the after after party, and the
ship where it really gets freaky and funky and bad
things happen. That's after at least three am, starting at
three am going forward, I've never in my life literally
been to a party like a public.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
There's been a couple of.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Would you tell me if you had.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
You've already known. I told you. Listen.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
I'm talking about like in the nineties with all that,
I never was at the Playboy Mansion.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Oh wow, And everybody was at the Playboy man and
the play Mansion is now closed. But I never was
at the Playboy mans ever. It just wasn't my thing.
And also I'm just not I'm an early bird. I've
always been an early bird.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
I've always been in early bird and with a pine
of ice cream.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Right, I'd rather be with a pint of ice cream
than the freak off party.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
You give me a.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Pine of ice cream, I don't care if it's what
the fuck is going on. So that's just the thing
to know when they talk about like these puffy parties,
this is the late and.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Shit, and this is they're not at ten thirty where
they are.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
You're not at these things stone cold sober.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
No, this is drugs, drugs and they're alcohol parties where
they're passing out.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Drugs and deviancy.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, thing walking pass rooms and people are all in there.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
I've never seen any shit like that, but rapports Reality Exclusive.
I was at this party. Again, this is probably ten
thirty eleven at night at this point.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
This is not late late. And it's like at a hotel.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
I think it was at the I don't know what
hotel in New York, so my friend New York. It's
in New York. And Cassie was there. Wow, all of
like you know black you know, hip hop community, all
of the you know, you know a lot of athletes, rappers,
Jigaman was there. Rihanna was not there. Beyonce was there

(08:28):
and it was kind of an open thing.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Was like, I remember because I didn't go with you,
and I was like, oh you saw Beyonce.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yes, yeah, and at this party and this has been out.
It's not like I'm this is an exclusive that I'm
telling you, but this has been discussed on.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Other shows, podcasts or whatever.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Puffy was there and I saw with my own two
eyes Puffy and Puffy's goons going after.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
J Cole the rapper. Jake Cole the rapper is like
a hippie rapper.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
For those of you who don't know Jake Cole's you know,
he peacea love rapper, positivity rapper. And there was a
skirmish and Puffy and his goons went after j Cole.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
The lights came on. Oh boy, the music stopped. Yes,
I do remember.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
My friend started videotaping and they didn't get to get
to Jake Cole. Like he didn't get beaten up, beaten up,
but they definitely like were able to rough him up
before it all kind of broke up. But I saw
this with my own eyes. Jay Z was there, Beyonce
was there.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Did jay Z do when that happened? He was kind
of like, you know, protected on this side.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
He was with his wife, like he was kind of
staying near his wife. But it was kind of like
everybody wanted it to stop. It's like, what the fuck
is going on here? But allegedly the reason why Puffy
and the goons. And again I'm breaking this on rap
ports reality, but I'm not the first to break this story. Okay,

(09:56):
not that I'm gonna be invited to these parties anymore. Anyway,
I think I'm excommunicated.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'm just too hot. I'm too hot for the streets.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, you really are. It's okay, We're good.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I've been to the party. Also, who fifty four?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
You kind of look like not that cool of a
guy when you're at the party.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
And also if I was tired, then.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Like if the party starts eleven.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Dinner plans with people, we make it for like five.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Thirty six, Like six likes late, like push.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Embarrassing because people are like, really, yeah, people want to
meet at seven thirty eight o'clock.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
They're like, you want to have dinner at nine?

Speaker 2 (10:28):
No, No, we can do lunch.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
We could do lunch, yeah, because that's not gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Dinner and nine's not gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Anyway, the rumor or the reason why Puffy and his
goons and we're going after j Cole, the Peace in
Love Rapper, is because allegedly J Cole was having a
conversation just talking to Cassie. Oh wow, like it was
like that kind of it turner shit, Oh man, you

(10:56):
don't be talking about Oh no, so listen, I don't
make light of the Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
No, this is he's finished.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
He's fucked, he's finished.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
What other people have been caught on camera? Football players
have been There's that one weird ship, but that was
beating a woman in the hotel in Las Vegas. Yeah,
that affect life. And he's not that famous. He got,
he got, he kept playing right.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
No, no, he kept playing. But then he was out.
Like the whole thing was slow, but he was out.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Ocho Cinco, Ocho, Cinco.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
But he was already and it wasn't videoed, he wasn't
video but he was already done with the lead.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
And but this is big when you get caught. I
mean we saw Solange that was and that was that
was her, you know, female to male. But this was
like hard for me to watch, like I only watched
it one time in half of it. I didn't want
I couldn't watch the whole thing. Yeah, because he he
did it like this was a way of life for them.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
This wasn't that wasn't a one time thing.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Hell no, this is what he did to her all
the time. I feel so bad for her. Yeah, that
she took the thirty mil. I think she got settled
for thirty million. Yeah, I don't feel bad for the
thirty mil. But what I'm saying is I feel so
bad that she took that and then she can't talk
about it, because I think if you stay in a

(12:25):
relationship like that with that kind of man, you have
a story to tell and you could really help a
lot of people, especially in the brown and black community.
It's insane.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Maybe she doesn't want to tell that story, don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
I mean maybe a lot of things that happened to
people they don't want to tell the story.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
But I'm just saying she's never wanted the spotlight anyway.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Like it's never like even you never hear like her interviews,
Like she wasn't like wasn't she a singer?

Speaker 1 (12:47):
She was a singer. I think she's just a beautiful girl.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, and you know when you're that pretty and around
and hooked up with him to a singer, maybe, you know,
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
I think she's a.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Mom now, very happy she met a really nice guy,
and she's a mom, I believe. But this guy is disgusting.
He's I told you I was stood near him at
a graduation and it was I moved, I moved away
from him. He is like if the devil existed. That

(13:17):
dude has that energy.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
He has that energy, He has that energy.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah, you know, the last time I saw him, I
told you this was during the pandemic. During the pandemic,
towards the end of the pandemic. It was a running canyon,
right and I was coming down running canon. I had
no mask on. This is a running canyon on and
Puffy had a mask covering his face, no hat, no sunglasses,

(13:40):
And I literally didn't recognize him because you're so used
to see him with a hat and sunglasses that when
I saw him with just the mask, because you know,
it was so weird, you couldn't.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Tell who is you.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah, yeah, he had no baseball hat, no sunglasses, just
his eyes, and I didn't recognize it. And he was like, Mike,
what's up? And I was like and then he was like,
it's puff pulled out his mask and I was.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Like, oh shit. I was like, oh shit. We chitchatted
for a second.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Bupup, pup upy. He was with I think an assistant
or something like that.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
That was it.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
But yo, he's fucked And I don't know if that
assistant or that PR person that I saw running canyon
during the pandemic, whoever PR person told him to release
this video trying to explain himself. And I don't know
if you heard the video, but I want to play
the video. It's quick, It's like not even a minute long.
You hear the video, babe?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
No, I haven't heard the video.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
You haven't heard it. No, okay, wait, hold on. It's
so difficult to reflect on the darkest times in your life.
Sometimes you got.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
To do that.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
I was fucked up. You were fucking that's fucked up.
It sounds like a B movie. Shit, Yo, I was
fucked up.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
I mean he's writing it in his head as he
goes thinking that he's being authentic and real, and he
started it like that.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
That's his opening statement. I was fucked up? Are you
trying to keep it real, Like, are you trying to
keep it real? Who are you?

Speaker 2 (15:04):
How?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
I was fucked up? That's your opening line?

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Who are you appealing to with that ship? I was
fucked up? You shit motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
And apparently the day.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
After he did this video, and the day after he
did the video came out of him and Cassie, he
was walking around Miami.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
I'm smoking a blunt.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Let's play the rest. I mean, I hit rock bottom,
but I made no excuses. My behavior on that video
is inexcusable.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
My behavior on that video, No, that's not behavior, that's
a way of being.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
That's not make it down.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
You do that video when the settlement came out. You
didn't just give a little video of like I've done
some horrible things. You did it because the people see
how you really get down. That's the problem. And so
this little thing, this little Shenanigan's here that he's trying
to do is ridiculous. It burries him even more.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
He's bugging, he's bugging to think that this was gonna
get him in the good graces of anybody.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Bye, Puffy, Goodbye.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
We don't even need to listen to the rest of
ship that's ridiculous. He's he's tripping that he thought that
that video starting.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
I'm gonna put the camera in front of me, no fanfare,
and I'm gonna be authentic. You're full of shit.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
You started the video by saying I was fucked up.
You didn't say I was on drugs even then. You
know there's plenty of people are on drugs. You don't
go beating the ship.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
It's not like this is a way of life. This
is what he did to other people, that's not just her.
I'm sure this is who he is. He's shown himself.
He told on himself, and with this thing here, he
told on himself more.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah, he sounds he sounds crazy.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
But what are we gonna do about listening to his
music now? Because we were in a restaurant last night
and we were they were enjoying our tacos, and I
don't know they had the best of Puffy play. I mean,
we're in Connecticut, but I was like, y'all didn't get
the news that, uh.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
So what do we do?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
So I don't.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
I mean, I don't even listen to Michael. I cringe
when I hear Michael Jackson. I know that's off and
it's alleged still and it's not totally five. I'll go
to when he was younger with the Jackson I can
because I was, yeah, it's easy as one. But then
I think this young motherfucker is going to grow up
to be a pedophile, is what I think. When I
listened to R Kelly, No no no, I mean, that's

(17:30):
like funny music to me. But I could get rid
of him. But Puffy has some bangers.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Well, they just announced Peloton, which I guess is a
big source of money if you're a musician.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Oh, not a big source, but I guess it's another
source of money.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
It's not like because they're playing songs, the full songs.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
I've never done it, and it's not like as big
as Spotify or Apple Music.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
But I guess it's a source of income for Katie
Perry or Justin beaver Puff Daddy.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
They said they're not playing his music. The thing is
is that eventually.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
And in the near too soon future or like tomorrow,
more places are going to say we're not playing his music.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
I hope so.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
But Puffy as a artist isn't as prominent or important
as Puffy as a producer, because literally every single Biggie.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Small song, every and I Love Biggie, everybody loves me.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Every single Biggie Small song has Sean Puffy Combe's name
on it either executive, producer, producer, producer, written by. That's
terrible because they're not going to cancel big And I
know Biggie's like, you guys, ain't fucking up my money.
He's in heaven somewhere going, Yo, This motherfucker's not fucking
up by money, my family's money. You're not fucking my

(18:53):
shit up. So I don't know how that's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
But I don't know because essentially, if his name is
on all those songs.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
And this keeps going, let's not mess with Biggie. What's
bigg he got to do with it?

Speaker 1 (19:05):
What's bigg he got to do with it? Got to
do with it? Got to yo?

Speaker 3 (19:08):
But this is gonna this, Yo. They're building a bigger
case on him. This beating them up.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
That's just the tip of the iceberg.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Quote unquote drug mule.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
All right, that was a couple of weeks ago. But
they got in Miami and in fact, he was bringing
that pink cocaine somewhere. Isn't it called pink he was
on that pink. He's on that pink. He was bringing
it somewhere and they think he was maybe he was delivered.
This is all allegedly. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yeah, but Puffy is fucked up. Yeah, you're listening to
Rappaport's reality.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Let's move off of Puffy alright, listen, speaking of Puffy though,
Puffy Jalo and Ben Affleck. What do you think she
knows about Puffy? I mean, I know we want to
move off of him, but that's the thing this. She
knows everything, and Ben she knows everything, and now he knows.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
He's been known because if you remember correctly, was dating
Puffy first and then went right to Ben Affleck.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Wait, no, I thought she got divorced from that the
bartender guy, Chris.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
That was before.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Okay, that was.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Before, and then she she went it was Puffy and
then the next big celebrity was Ben Affleck. Because this
is in the ninth and I remember thinking that was odd. Well,
ben Affleck knows everything. Yeah, Ben Affleck knows everything because
if that's his wife and.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
His sweetheart and she was exactly she knows that crazy.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
She knows everything.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
I wonder if she going to get like questioned, I'm.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Sure, but she could get called she testified, because I
don't even know what she called to testify. When he
shot the person in the club, or there was a shooting,
she was called.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
To testified, or she got away without testifying. But there's
gonna be people Listen. This fucking guy is in deep shit.
He's in deep ship because I also think that he
fucked over a lot of people. He fucked over a
lot of artists.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
I'm sure. I'm sure. Now this is opening the door
for all of that stuff. What's the singer that he
messed over? And she was always outspoken about him. She's like,
I told you so, the blonde chick, oh from the
day day or.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
What Aubya Aubrey, Yeah, the one from the reality TV show.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah, she's been speaking on him. She's like, told y'all,
told y'all with her lips.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, she got those lips. Whistle.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Oh, you know, we talked about that. I don't think
when you get lip.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Babe, when you get the lip filler too big, it
goes it's a sound like this, like because I don't
know if it's how do you know this? Because I
saw an influencer quote unquote inflamment. I don't even remember
which one. I saw some influencer on one of my
many many many uh social media and I was like like,

(22:13):
and then I was listening to another and I was like,
when they have the big lips, the big I know,
you have this.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Theory that it whistles away from your teeth, your lips
come away.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
And A yeah, she's got those whistle lips.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
She does.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah, but she knows everything.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
J Loo knows everything, and Ben affleck by being a proxy,
knows everything. But apparently there's fucking trouble. And you've been
saying this from the beginning. I don't know what the
nature of their relationship is. They were married once or together.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Once they were.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Together, they canceled the gage with the pink diamond ring
because I can't forget that because pink. I just love pink.
She got this pink diamond ring and big ol'd ring.
And then remember back then though this was before this
is like when tabloids really got kicking and they were
it was out of control. The benefit thing back then,
I don't know it. Yeah, you can't really sustain It's

(23:05):
not real life to be falled around and all that stuff,
and I think it ended and she is. I read
somewhere like I don't know if it's in Style magazine
where she was so devastated about that breakup. It was
like that as she thought her life was like it
was over for her. She was devastated. It was like
the worst thing that's ever happened to her. It's the
greatest love of her life. That wedding getting canceled was

(23:26):
awful for her. Caught to twenty twenty one, they get
back together again, and I was like, nope, And everybody's like,
why would you say no? I said to Leo's I
think he's a Leo. She's a Leo and a Leo.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Listen, Leo's need a lot of love and assurance and attention,
and there's two of you. It can become like a
love bomb when you first get together. And what's interesting
is that I just read this morning that he was
quoted allegedly saying I think it was Daily Mail that
has so I know it's really reliable. But also the

(24:02):
page six took it up that he was in a
fever dream.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (24:09):
I don't know it in the first time I heard
of it. It's like unconscious uncoupling, but the opposite, I think,
where you get obsessed, like you're temporarily insane and you
fall in love. Like you know, he, let's face it,
he is an addict.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, he talked about it.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
You can get addicted to shit real easy, including love.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
You know, they're both so famous for so long and
been in these fucking crazy relationships marriages. I mean, think
about when we go out of the house. I don't
even know what they do, like how they leave the house,
how they go out of the house. Sometimes you'll see him,
like walking around Manhattan with no hat, no sung and
he's like, I'm just gonna go out. We're just gonna

(24:49):
go out today and we're gonna deal with it. And
I'm like, and that's why he throws the look on
his face or he looks pissed off. It's gotta be tough.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
He looks pissed off and angry, and all the time
it's like he can't get another cigarette in his mouth.
He's just mad. He's got it, needs his big gulp
and his cigarette, and he needs to be left the
fuckerre alone. And the craziest thing is there is one
paparazzi Pitzer in the Daily Mail. I think where he's
talking to Jennifer Gardner and he looks happy as a pick,
and shit, he's giggling. His head's tilted. Reason well, the

(25:19):
head's tiled back, his mouth is open, laughing. I mean,
it just looks messed up because everything we've seen from them.
You know, there was that meme when they were at
the oscars and and he looked like he get me
the hell out of here.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
And then there was where he shut the door and
he slammed the door like the car. That was real.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
That was so real. I think you've never done that
to me, But I might have done it to you.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
No, but if I did it to you, wouldn't see
That's the thing is she did.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
She didn't see it, but the girl did.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
So if I did it to you, you don't know.
If I shut.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Everything, I'm I'm like the kind of chick that's like, oh,
that door slammed a little heavy? What the hell's wrong
with you?

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Speaking of being onto everything? Speaking of being on everything? Yeah,
whatever you have. Because we've talked the last couple of
weeks about our food problems, our sugar problems.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
And I want whatever.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
No, it's because American Express card, the Apple bige.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
When you buy something, hold on. When you buy something,
I see it, sneaky sneaky wheel.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
When you buy something, it doesn't. I don't see it.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
I bought my friends the other day bagels at the
bagels of you like, yo, what kind of how many big.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Texted you immediately?

Speaker 1 (26:28):
What did you eat?

Speaker 2 (26:29):
I treated my friends with bagels and was beautiful.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Didn't have three bagels cream cheese.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Talking about that, I'm talking about the Sadudo ice cream
that was on there one day. And then I'm talking
about when you're supposed to be picking up my mom
from the airport, you got stopped at Levon Cookies, levy
On Cookies that was on there. Then I had to
go over the candy store.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
In Cincinnati at the airport. Now let me explain. No,
I want to explain all of it, one by one.
The ice cream from Sidudo ice screen that had a
good that was good and the Knicks lost Game seven
at the garden and going to Madison Square Garden and
then go for a beer at the bar. You went

(27:11):
to get your ice cream with sprinkles.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
I would and I don't get I told to pack
that ship and I get the waffle.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
I think you posted it because it was massive, was
as big as your head.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
And I also you can stop stop right today? What
did I say this morning?

Speaker 2 (27:28):
It's like I'm going on ozempic. I just was with
a bunch of people and they were like, they're so skinny.
Listen legedly, I don't know, but listen, have.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
You met anybody who's actually on ozempic? Have you talked
to somebody in your laugh What do they say about it? Well,
they're they're fucking clothes fit. But do they say it
makes them like crazy or kookie or.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
They don't know yet. But I listened to the Berry
Wis podcast and it does something to your g J
L piece whatever.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
I don't you know, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
A lot of these people were like and anti vaxxers,
and they're like, well, if I could be if I
could be skinny, the motherfuckers don't care.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Because nobody wants to feel uncomfortable in their body. It's
like you get to a point where it's like it's heavy,
Like me right now, I can't when I walk up
the stairs. Now, after we're done, I'm gonna be breathing
hard at the top.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
No you're not.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
I mean, I'm not that bad yet.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Baby.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
You have maybe ten pounds at the map you have ten?
No you, I'm just saying off the scale.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
You saying it's ten, it's seven eight, okay, how many pounds?
Seven seven pounds.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Quick like in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
No doctor should put you on ozempic. If you go,
what's your ideal weight? And you go, I'm seven pounds
over my weight. Any doctor that's gonna prescribe you.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
I think most people that are on it are just
that little overweight. All get fancy people.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Twenty pounds is work and stuff.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
But if you're under ten pounds off your your fighting weight,
let's call it your fighting fighting weight, and a doctor says, yeah,
you should be on it, that's crazy, especially if you
don't know what it does.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Maybe I have my A one C is high?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (29:05):
So we were talking about ben Affleck and jayl A
one C is your cholesterol.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
By the way, the way, the bit your sugar.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
I don't know what do you think? So everything you know,
I'm sure she when she was with Homeboy the baseball
Player guy with Alex Rodriguez. She was probably hitting them steroids.
Oh well, he hits, he hits those.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
She's got some weird choice. It's a book.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
One day, I see she seems so sweet and together
and like just like she's Jenny from the block. I
don't know why she from.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
I mean, she's Jenny from the block, from.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
The Bronx, but not in a hard way. I'm just
saying she's a nice woman, Like, why is she messing
with it? She's got a weird picker of men, I
get it.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
But I mean she doesn't have much to choose.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Some she tried to feed like she had the bartender
guy and then the puffy and then motherfucker powerful and
famous is hard. I don't know's it's gotta be tough.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
But they're saying you, you said from this is not
gonna work. And I was like, why are you saying
this is not gonna work?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Jenny?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Because she's in love with love. I don't like I'm
talking like I know her, but she seems to be
a romantic at heart, and she is in love with love.
So when it comes to knock and she's gonna go
all the way without thinking, I think he's one step
away and I love. I think he's a talented guy,
but he's always one step away back to rehab. He's tense,

(30:24):
he's serious, he's She's beautiful and light and funny and giggly.
And do you remember she was on American Idol. She
was so lovely to people. They're just you know, you
and I are kind of opposite, but people don't know
we're a lot alike.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Listen, I've wound up that motherfucker. I don't. But he's
wound but you're not.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Listen, you're Pisces. You're not wound up, babe. You're not.
You're sensitive. You found a way to make this disruptive,
like side character whatever. But you are a teddy bear pussy.
You're sweet, You're really lovable, and I think maybe he
is too. But I really believe that they rushed into this.
They should have dated a minute. I really think that
sixty million dollar houses later, you know, putting the kids

(31:04):
all together, what really did it for me when I
saw him with his ex wife. Now it's easy when
something's over, but I'm just saying the joy.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
She could have made a joke. She she could have said,
you know, our kids said this, and it.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Could have cracked, you know, but it's a different kind
of bond you've never and I listen, the pictures in
the paparazzis are just moments in time. I don't know
their relationships, right, but I'm just saying when I saw it,
I got the feeling like, oh as all the times
they're taking pictures, which I think she likes. The red carpet.
I don't think he does. He's him walking around heavy

(31:37):
with a big gulp.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
This is that dude?

Speaker 2 (31:39):
He got that on his back side of Boston?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Or where is he from?

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Th Southeast?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Is he one of those selfie guns in the.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
I fuck with Ben after Oh my god? Was I
don't know how airdonminated genius. He wrote and directed that ship.
It was.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Incredible movie.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Ben Affleck's dope.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah, he's dope. He's super, super gifted, super talented. But
I just don't think they think that it was an
old thing, that was a match and they redid you know,
they came back together, they rekindled, and maybe sometimes you
can rekindle for a moment, like how we got back together.
It's like the truth is, we were so young when
we got together. We were obnoxious and it was ridiculous

(32:20):
that we shouldn't even be that we should not have
had been lived together, and we were, you know, putting
together crazy crazy twenty one years old, twenty.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
One, twenty one two.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Can you imagine? It's that the thing that we got
lucky that when we got back together we really had something,
do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Yeah, you don't.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
All you kind of get back together to see what
it's like, and that could be not it could be like,
oh hey, saw what it was like, and it's not forever.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
All right, stay tuned, rapaports reality. We'll be right back.
There's a lot of pressure and a lot of you.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Know, being in a relationship like that, scrutinized like that,
and then his ex wife is also famous and all
of her ex husbands and boyfriends ever.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yeah, it's a lot.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
It's it's it's hard enough to.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Be in a relationship in just complete anonymity, right, But
that kind of thing and the busyness and the traveling
and the goals and aspirations and all of it is
just a lot.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
I wish them well, you know, this time she got
a green diamond ring, He got her a green green
I think it was a green, it was pink before green.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Now how many of those existing?

Speaker 2 (33:42):
I mean, if they broke which I don't hope for
them to, and this would devastate her. But if they
broke up, does she have to give that back?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
I don't know how that works. When you're that, like billions,
you're probably like, fucking keep the ring?

Speaker 2 (33:55):
How do you even think about that when you're there.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Give me a tent and a pickup truck.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
She's like that, by a big RV and find his soil,
his oats on freedom across America or something like that.
He seems like a guy that really needs to be
left alone.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
I mean, but if it did end, where does it
go for I don't know. Where does it go for
Jenny from the block?

Speaker 2 (34:17):
I don't know. I feel bad. I think she just
needs a guy who wants what she really wants. You
know what, does she really likes to dress up and
be on that red carpet. She wants the same famous
she's been thirty years. I think she wants to still
stay relevant. I think he would be like, I'll do
a movie a year if that, or direct one, and
I don't care. I don't want to be seen or

(34:37):
heard or nothing. He seems like that. I want to direct,
I want to be creative, but I don't need to
be dressed up in a monkey suit on the red carpet.
And I think she's still going for it. She has
that sort of Madonna quality. She was just at the
Red Gallop right when it starts to look like it's going,
you got to keep she is everything.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
She looks great.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
I'm with it, but I'm saying, pick somebody who wants
that too. There's a dude.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
The only people that want that tour? What she can
get a twenty five year old basketball player? Why not
twenty five?

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Okay, so what twenty seven? It's hot enough to do it?

Speaker 1 (35:11):
No, I'm doing not hot enough to do it. I'm
just saying, like, mentally, she's got kids.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
That are like no, I know you're not saying that,
but I'm saying she could do that.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
She could definitely do that. I don't know where it
goes from here, but we but we will keep you
up to date on their relationship. Your damn straight yes,
but but we went down this Jennifer Lopez. Yeah, ben
aff like Jennifer, Bennifer rant. We went on a Benifer
and we skipped over and we talked about Game six,

(35:40):
Sidudo ice cream candy store, the candy store in Cincinnati.
And I will say the reason why I stopped at
the candy store in Sinnati because I was walking through
the airport in Cincinnati. I had chosen Cincinnati and there
was this candy store and I didn't even think.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
I just went in there. Yeah, what's I don't know,
I'm not even a candy person.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Yeah, no, I think because I saw the gummy bears
and I think of you when I see gummy bears.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
And then I saw milk duns. Oh wow, but they
were fresh?

Speaker 2 (36:07):
How do you know?

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Because I could just tell from the box, Like I
shook the box and that was like these are because
milk duds from the movie.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
They they suck when they're stale.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
There the worst the milk.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
So I bought two things that bought milk duds and
people have got to stop sugar babies. Sugar babies and
milk duds fresh.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
So it was a cool candy store. I had retro.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
It was like one of those everything. It was like
a candy store. It wasn't like a newspaper shop.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
It was the candy store anyway, and I got the
damn cookie because your mother I.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Was picking up the air for you.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Just wait a second, you win. You got a cookie?
Not today. I thought you went, but your mother.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Your mother text me and she said, my flight's delayed.
So I was like, fuck it, I have a little
have a little downtime. I'm turning it around. But that's me,
that's me. Did you because you were away this weekend?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Did you? What? Did you? What did you get?

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
So what?

Speaker 2 (37:01):
On my way to Arizona? At the airport? I got
TUTSI rolls the monster size only here.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Why doesn't that come up on the the Apple page?

Speaker 2 (37:11):
I don't know. I don't know why you can't see mine.
I don't know. But listen, here's my theory. Like in
the eighties, Tootsy Rolls were like, oh, if you don't
want to get fat, just have toosy rolls.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
I think.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
I don't know. I just saw them and they looked
they looked fresh.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
There's something about being in an airport for me.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
I mean, I was so tired.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
I make some bad decisions in area.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
I was so tired. I got to the you know,
the big one, the big long term.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
But you got those in the morning, oh, in the morning.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
But I didn't eat it right away.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
I ate it.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
The next night.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
I will say my trip to the candy store. I
landed in Cincinnati at three point thirty. That makes more sense.
The fact that you bought TUTSI rolls at six in
the morning is fucking out there.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
I got there early.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
I had What else did you buy over the weekend?
That's it? Just touchy rolls? Yep. I'm gonna ask you
more time. I'm gonna ask you one more time what
I was doing.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
And I got mentos? What I'm coming home? That's it.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
I don't believe.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
But I mean, we're like, that's it.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Not just lying to me here you lie.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
No, You're not gonna lie to them, are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Okay, So I'm gonna ask you're.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Telling you, But the way you asked me your faces,
So you just put mentos like diet candies. Huh nothing, babe?
Can we just listen. I'm turning it around.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
I'm turning around too.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
And you know what the best time to start turning
around is today? By enjoying this podcast, telling a friend
to tell a friend rate review this podcast wherever you
listen to podcasts and I think we're done.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
We want reality.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
I know this is.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Oh man, Listen. Laala went after Katie and was like, Yo,
you've been talking shit about our girl. Why aren't you
giving it up? And I thought that was pretty remarkable
because they're business partners now, right she she's not doing
any work. I'm doing all the work. Can you imagine
she's going to Lalla and Lalla let it out.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
I would have kept that to.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Myself, but Katie was talking to Laala.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah, but I'm saying if I was Lalla, I would
I don't know. I don't know. I want to know where.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
There's something about right.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Now, something about hers opened, something about her sandwiches has opened.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Actually opens very tiny. I was thinking about that when
they showed it. It's beautifully designed by the what is
that place?

Speaker 3 (39:28):
That guy?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
The guy who designed it was the Nora Efron guy.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
But what is that?

Speaker 1 (39:31):
But pleasn't is this some money laundering sandwich?

Speaker 3 (39:35):
No?

Speaker 2 (39:36):
No, No, it's a little spot. But I wonder how
well they'll do. It's a lot. I think you're gonna
have to do takeaway. There's not a lot of seating
because they had to take down the outside, the patio outside.
I guess that was not allowed, and so I'm wondering,
you know, we might have to go there and have
it there to the hotel or whatever.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Definitely go into something about her, something about her sandwiches.
All right, we're done. Tell a friend to tell a friend.
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