Welcome to the twelfth episode of Rapaort's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. Live From NYC! The Rapaport's are here to discuss: Being away for The Memorial Day Weekend holiday, Spring Cleaning in full force, Jax Taylor & his wite Brittany announcing their breakup, Jax dating a super model in The Valley & back on VPR?, Wes from Summer House & Summer House Martha's Vineyard in the Clubhouse, Bethenny needing to dial it down, finishing The Jinx & a whole lotta mo'! This episode is not to be missed!
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hello, Welcome back to a new episode of Rapaport's.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Reality Wrap a Ports Reality.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
There he is, I'm Keevy Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
My name is Michael Rapperport. This is Rapaport's Reality. I
said I was gonna let you do or I said
do the opening, and I couldn't shut up.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, you just cut me off. So that's why you
usually asked me do you want to start or should
I start? And I'm like, you start because you're gonna
take over anyway. But I wanted to do a different
kind of like, hello, welcome to my show.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Well, yeah, that could be a conflict. That could be
our first conflict with what do you mean my show show,
Rapport's Reality. My name is Michael.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Rapport and I'm Keevy Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And this is rap ports Reality, the podcast that the
reality world called for, screamed for, protested for, banded, and
we gave it to you. All about the Wrap Ports Reality.
We love reality TV, we love popular culture, and we
love talking we ourselves. We don't love talking about our
(01:08):
A little bit of.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Reality about our life and my life living.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
With you, yes, which has been which has been an
adventurous one in the last few days. It's we're heading
out of the Memorial Day weekend. I hope everybody had
a great long weekend, and we were. We have a
home in the Connecticut Tri state area which has been
let's just jump into it. It's been infiltrated, infested, was
(01:34):
infested by birds. Like I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Our deck.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I'm it's because there's we cleaned.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
We cleaned, and you know what, the operative word being we,
which usually doesn't occur. So I want to say thank
you very much because you did some heavy lifting this
weekend with so you screwed in a hose.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I installed a hose, screwed in a hose, simultaneously ruined
some pool equipment.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yes, you did do that, by the way, because you
kicked something. I think I said that you didn't, but
I think you did, and it drained that.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I think he was just being polite because the pool
guy think you recognized you.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yes, he was being polite because when you went back there,
you stumbled and tripped and said you started cussing at things,
and I think you kicked something, which was the pump,
and it drained our jacuzzi. But so it's okay, you
know what tiny jacuzzi. It's tiny, small jacuzi small. What
it means it doesn't have a lot of water in it,
so it really quick.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
The point is is that this this home in the
Tri State area.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
For someone at the Tri State area in New England.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
We're in New England. You don't like and or the
Tri State area.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Could you don't like the Patriots, So you don't want
to admit that you have a house in.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
New England and or the Tri State area. It could
be it could be all. It's any of those places, right. Nonetheless,
for some reason, this home, this backyard, the house itself,
the windows is being infiltrated by bird shit. I don't
know where it's coming from. I don't know how it's
(03:13):
coming from.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
They're hitting windows.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I mean they're hitting windows, they hit windows upstairs, I
don't know, and to dripped down to the kitchen window.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
It's just disgusting.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, and you know, we haven't been in this house
that long and I don't We came in probably last
year end of July. So I'm like, is this a
early summer thing or Memorial Day weekend thing or what
is this? I can't keep up at this pace. Cleaning
it up, because I did look it up, babe, and
it has a lot of acid in it. Bird poop.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
You said you smell bird shop.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I smelled it when when we went down the deck.
I smelled it. It was terrible. Wha what are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Pigeon shit? I've never listen. It's like, listen, I've been
shot on by a pigeon and then you smell it.
But you're saying you smell the bird.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I smelled it when we were wedding it. Not only
that these are I don't know if I don't know,
because the dog poop that they're pooping in the pool
is floating exactly to the bottom. And you know, when
you're eating healthy, your poop should float, So that's funny.
You should look that's a joke. Yeah, but these are big,
big poops that were at the bottom of the pool.
(04:18):
And I met the pool guy came and he was
vacuuming up and he's looking at me like I'm crazy,
because I'm like, I mean, these are high class problems.
I guess if you have a backyard at all that's
covered in poop. But I wanted to ask him, is
anybody else having this problem? He said, and he paused
for a really long, pregnant pause, and then he looked
at me and he said, it happens. So I don't know,
but you know, Julie said it was all over her jacuzzie.
(04:38):
And then Tammy and Allen in the desert in California
went to their house and they said it was They'd
never seen anything like it, so maybe, but.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
They're all the way in California. I know.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
That's what I'm saying. I think it's a bird situation
happening in the world that they're pooping extra poops. I mean,
we should do a poll on Instagram because I don't know.
I mean, this is this is, it's out a.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
The point is is that the spring cleaning can't stop,
won't stop. I got out there with the hose, which
I hooked up myself. Which listen, I'm a New York
City kid, grew up in an apartment my entire life.
So anything that has to do with, you know, fixing.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Things standing on a ladder ladders building, he doesn't do it.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Plot I do it all screwdrivers, hammers. It ain't my strengths,
it ain't.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
My strong suit, but I please, when you get involved
something else breaks. I'm just gonna be honest here. That's
what happens. But you know what, and I'm not insulting
you because I really appreciate your so called activation in
our life. You know, guys, I.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Got to give you the assignment.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I'll do it, yes, and you you feel really proud
of yourself when I give you something to do and
you accomplish it.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I hose that fucking bird. Shit.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Oh what I did say. I did say this. Once
I give you an assignment, you thoroughly do it. Because
the vacuum was was on for a very long time.
Vacuum you're in an hour, Yeah, you're in it. You
were in it.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
And I didn't just do the carpets because that's like
the glory. That's like, you get all the glory if
you do the carpets, right. I didn't do the like
the main areas where you get all the glory. I
went into the corners. The cracks are crevices. I move
things because one thing I know is that if you
don't do the corners and the cracks are crevices, and
you don't move things and lift and vacuum under things.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You haven't done anything.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
You haven't done anything. So when I vacuum, I go
to the hard spots first and then I take the glory.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Right nonetheless impressive.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
And if I'm vacuuming, I want the glory like I'm
if I vacuum, I'm going to remind you about it.
Oh yeah, I'm want to talk about it on my podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
And you'll talk about it on this one. And I
am Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
That's right, that's right, I'm gonna talk about The point
is is that the spring cleaning can't stop, won't stop,
and the home has been infiltrated by birches. And the
first poll of the day, the first question today, is
anybody else noticing like heavy bird shit on the cars?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Because we're having the problem on the car too. I
don't know if you've noticed cars.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Is bird has anyone else in the country, because it's
not just a tri state area, not just a New
England problem. Is anyone else knowing heavy a birch at
this spring heading into summer?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
You are listening to Rapaport's reality We'll be right.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Back, which leads us directly into Jack's tailor.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Spring cleaning gets us right there because this is what
this guy's done. I don't know. I think it's a
little too soon for him to be parading around a girlfriend.
And Jack's tail let alone like a super bottle. I
believe she's like a supermodel. Okay, let's call her a model.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
She's okay, let's just say she's no Kendall Jenner. But
the point is is that Jack's from vander Pump Rules Fame,
the number one guy in the group, and is wife
Brittany announced their breakup. Yeah, sadly sad. It's really sad.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I mean, not that we didn't see it coming, what
seven years ago, but yeah, it's still sad. They have
a kid. But you know, he's got to be really difficult.
These last episodes of Pain of the Valley boy or
boy did he was?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
He on her forty four years old, and.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
He's embarrassing her in her and going in the room
and saying, you drink too much. Drank too much, and
he's drinking up a storm. It's just really gross that
he's shaming her like that and making her feel bad.
She should have long been gone. He's he's been a dick.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Nonetheless, Jack's is out there in the valley dating a
supermodel quote unquote, supermodel who's no, you know, Kendall Jenner.
Who else are the other supermodels these days?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I mean I would go like to like Naomi Campbell,
Cindy Crawford, Christy Turlington. You know I'm saying, yeah, but
he's out.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
There in public dating this woman, prancing around in their
hood allegedly. Yeah, And you know, I was thinking to myself,
like how bad does it make Britney feel? But I
guess he's got to go out there. Who knows what
she's doing? And you know, I'm sure Jack's is probably
like shocked every time he winds up in the tabloids.
(09:16):
But Jacks, you have to say, you're a reality TV star.
Do you think he's shocked. I don't think he's. I
think shocked when I wind up in this. Maybe he's not.
It depends on where you don't think he's.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I think he lives for it and he's celebrating it,
like I finally got in the tabloids. Like, I think
it's good for him. I think he has no problems
with that. Okay, this guy is the self proclaimed number
one guy, right, so why wouldn't he Why would he
be shocked? He'd love it. This is he's on, he's
on and popping.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, but when you go somewhere like he was going
to a bar or something like that, and they take
a picture of you, it's always like, how do you
know I'm here? Like, and do you have the long lens?
I get it. I get why people would want Jax Taylor.
The show's popping, which, by the way, we have to
say the valley it's poppin'.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
We jumped to the gun by saying not so much.
But boy did it get its wheels And it's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Would you say fantastic? Yes, it's yes.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
This last last three episodes have been fantastic. They really have.
I mean, it's gritty, it's messy.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
It's different because they're also about when these relationships in
these are married people.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, this is real relationship stuff. Easy, it's happening right
in front of our faces, and they're out the gate
brand new. I mean, I had no idea it was
going to go. I had some idea from the tabloid
seeing that people were broken up, but you were watching
it in real time on this, I mean not in
real time, but it really is happening to them, and
I think it's fully fully entertaining.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah, I'm enjoying the valley and we were we were,
I would give it.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I would give it four wraps up.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Four four palm treams up. Yeah, we were one click
away from shutting that shit off.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
At one point, were yeah, yeah, but you know who
carries it, man, It's set Jackson, Brittany.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Jack I feel like they and of course Kristen Dodi,
but the other dude who we don't like, Jesse, Jesse
and his relationship which is really dark. And they have
a kid, don't they have a kid? They're done, Yeah,
they're done. I'm looking forward to that reunion more than
I thought I would be looking forward to that reunion.
(11:19):
At around episode five, the point is is that Jacks
is out there dating, and I feel bad. I don't
like to see these relationships crumble. I don't like to
see marriages crumble, especially when there's kids involved. They have
a little kid involved. Jackson's back out there with the
supermodels and all that shit.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
And I mean, once you put Jacks in this position again,
I can't even imagine. He's owning a bar. What's going
to happen with this guy?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
He's owning a bar. He's on another show, I really think,
and I would love to see some committed crossover work
from Jacks. I feel like Jack. I think so he's
done back on vander Pump.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, I know, I know. Let's see when they come back.
If they come back, who Vanda Pump. I still think
that it might be over, babe.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Vander Pump Rules is coming back. Okay, wait a little longer.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Have you heard that?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I haven't heard it officially, but I will. They're not
canceling vanit I heard you heard nothing.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
That it's gonna be on pause for a minute.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
No, I think because Lala's having a kid, they're on
pause for a little bit. Right now. They're coming back.
The show is coming I really hope so.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
But I have a deep seated fear that that it's
coming back.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Okay, the show's coming back, and we're heading into the
end of one of the probably the most anticipated reality
TV show seasons ever. The final episode of vp R
vander Pump Rules The Reunion is airing. I think the
reunion has been good. I feel like the reunion has
(12:50):
I think this season, although obviously it couldn't be as
it was never going to be as scandalous the anticipation
was too high. I was never gonna live up to
everybody's expectations. But I feel like at the end of
the day, now that the season is complete, I would
say that it was another great season of vander Pumper Roles.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I agreed, Babe. I know that you love this Jax
Taylor character and he names himself the number one guy.
But what do you think about the New York's Times
naming West from Summerhouse. I don't know if you guys
watched some West.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Or Wes Wes w E s no, T No, it's West?
Is it West or West?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I don't know. I have to verify that, but I
believe his name is Wes.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I think it's West.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I don't think so, I think what just Wes. Anyway,
the New York Times has named him like the new
number one guy.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
They said he's the number one guy. He's the number one.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Guy in the group. How do you feel about that?
I mean, you love Jax Taylor.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I mean I personally think that Wes or West from
Summerhouse has been a great addition to a show that
I don't know deeply, Like I try not to. I
feel like they're too young for me. To really get
too involved. But I feel like the New York Times
(14:17):
referring to anybody on Bravo as the number one guy
is a disrespect because Jax Taylor iconically referred to himself.
He's now selling t shirts, which I would like now
a sweatshirt that says the number one guy in the group.
(14:38):
And I feel like it's lazy and I feel like
it's not appropriate to refer to any if you want
to say West has been a great addition, if you
want to say West or Wes has been the MVP
of the season, the Newcomer of the year, the rookie
of the year, all sorts of things, but to use
an iconic catchphrase like the number one guy. And you
(15:00):
got to remember when Jack said, I'm the number one
guy in the group. I don't feel like he was
at his best right. I feel like he was having
a hard time, he was frustrated. I don't remember if
he was drunk or what was going on in his life.
But even though he said and obviously in the moment
(15:21):
he felt like he was the number one guy in
the group, I feel like he was having a tough day.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah he no, he said it with stress and anger.
That's definitely how he said it, but he named it
himself and it's caught on and it might have turned
out to be actually true in terms of his arcs
on the show, what he's done, how he's recovered, He
got married to Brittany, I mean, and he's starring in
(15:47):
his spinoff. And he's starring in his spinoff. That's really
he's driving. I mean, he's pretty doing the number one
guy thing.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
So to say Wes and or Wes right, I'm just
saying it's lazy journalists them right. Or if you're gonna
refer to Wes and or West as the number one
guy in the group, at least give Jacks a shout out,
like let's give context to where it came from. Like
give a little hole much because when we watch Jacks,
(16:16):
you're always like, I can't fucking stand that guy, and
even sometimes I'm like he's a fucking dick. Yeah, but
he's still that guy.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
He is, He is that guy and he brings it
an old boy. Is he good to watch?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
You think about? Like I refer to reality people as fighters.
He's a perfect example of a fighter, like a boxer, like.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yo, whitch boxer, what hean.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
It didn't matter. He's taken punches, he's given punches, he's
getting knocked down, he's getting married, he's lying, he's cheating,
he's divorcing. This is what they're like, great reality TV
show of stars. They're like boxers, like they give it,
they take it, and they keep coming back from more.
Kristen Dody, she's a fucking boxer. I'm not saying she's
(16:59):
a successful boxer. I'm not saying she wins all the friends.
But she it goes ding ding and she stands up
off for stool and she gets in there, she mix
it up. Oh la la, they're fucking boxes. Tom Sandovil,
he's gotten the shit kicked out of him. He's gotten
the shit kicked out of him, and he's still He's
(17:19):
like a rock em sock and robot. And Jack Taylor
is like a boxer, like a rock em sock and
robot on some Rocky Bell bowl as shit. So, I mean,
what do you think of Wes and or West.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I think Wes is adorable, he's funny, he's charming, he's
very very cute. I think he has a definite problem
with commitment. I think he's said it himself. I think
that he's like a wandering puppy. Any girl that gives
him attention might be the right girl for him, you know,
for the moment.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
What do you think of him in Siarra? Because we
were watching him in Sierra.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I think that Sierra is the number one tease in
the house because she is sleeping in the bed and
very very tangled proximity. And this poor guy is got
blue balls. I mean, he is in it to win it,
and I don't think. I don't know where they're at
right currently, but I don't think he's gonna get it.
And I think, you know, she's going my body, my choice,
(18:15):
it's up to me. But I'm like, my friend, don't
let the man sleep in the bed with your legs intertwine,
kissing you on your neck late at night because he
thinks he's going to get somewhere. By the way, I
think he walks in there in his underwear, damn near
so Like, I don't get this must be a new
generation girl thing, because I'm not letting anybody in my
(18:35):
bed unless we're about to get down. Like, I just
don't get it.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Listen, he's in there, he's showing up in the room
like they're playing like they're a couple, except for they're
not freaking off, they're not having sex.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
And then she got upset that he admitted to texting
other people.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Texting other people, I'm sure. First of all, I'm the
number one guy in the group. Second of all, like
my quote unquote summer house girlfriends not giving me any
summer house loving. She's not giving me any summer loving. Yeah,
to quote the great Olivia Newton, John and John Travolta
from the iconic film Greece, which, by the way, didn't
you go to the same high school I did.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I went to Venice High School where Greece was filmed.
Greece Won was filmed in that high school. Yeah. I
remember the statue in front Myrna Loy statue.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
That's the high school. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
And by the way, once it was filmed there, the
other rival schools would destroy it over and over again,
so they put a fence around Myrna.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Loy because it was the grease statue.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah, it's famous.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I didn't know that. Yeah, you are listening to rap
a Ports reality. We will be right back. We also
watched the reunion for Martha's Vineyards.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, Martha's Vineyards Summer House, Martha's Vinuars.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Summer House, which I love that show. By the way,
like the show, I don't love, love, love it because
at a certain point I can only take in too
I can only take in so many shows.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I could give me all the shows.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I like the show, but it's like we're an NBA playoffs,
I know, And the reunion was on, and the game
between the Mavericks and the Timberwolves was on, and I'm
trying to watch both.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
You have to pick and choose.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I have to pick and choose. The thing that I
noticed that I'm sure is very controversial about Summerhouse Martha's
Vineyard is that of all the reunions I've ever seen,
and I don't know if you've ever seen another reunion
where Andy had them in the clubhouse, right, and this
is a big cast.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
I haven't never seen him do a reuseon maybe early
on they did the reunions in a clubhouse, but they
didn't even spring for like a set for this show,
and it's their second season. I was, really, do you
think anybody's gonna claim racist?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
I don't even need to check on the phone. I
don't even need to check on Twitter. I guarantee you,
I guarantee you that it is soon. As Summer House
Martha's Vineyard Reunion Part one aired, people were going, oh no,
why aren't they on a set? Oh no, why are
they in the clubhouse? I was surprised, I guarantee.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I mean they were in the clubhouse, not the back
of the bus. I mean they were in the fun
Maybe it was logistics.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
A lot of them.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I think one girl lives in LA, but I think
most of them are East Coast people.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Know. I know they do it in l A housewives
in on a set, I know, I know it's weird.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I don't know. It just looks they're all stuffed in there.
And we know how small the clubhouse is, and that's
a big cast, and they look stuffed in there. They
all looked great though, by the way. Their colors were
like pink.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
You know, they dressed good. They got swagging all that ship.
But I don't even need to look. But I guarantee
you there's cries of racism and oh no, why the
fuck they're in that's the thing. Oh no, why is
the Summer House Martha's Vineyard cast in the clubhouse?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah, that'll be interesting to see what people say about it.
But I think it might be a logistic thing.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
No, I gotta find out why. But we were talking
about boxers, we were talking about how reality stars are fighters.
Oh boy, my former favorite housewife of all time, who
I refer to as the Michael Jordan of reality TV
show Housewives, who I can't fucking stand. Now. I'm gonna
be honest, who gives a shit? I can't stand Bethany Frankel.
(22:30):
Bethany Frankel on social media is so annoying totally. She's
so annoying and ever her reality reckoning. I don't know
what happened with that bullshit yeah and the Bethany clause
and that whole thing to try to take down and
take away all our fun and the world's fun for
all reality TV. I can't stand her. I can't stand
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when she's doing her eating videos. I can't stand her
videos of her and her daughter. I can't stand her voice,
I can't stand looking at her. I just I don't
even know why I follow her.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
How do you really feel about her?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
But Bethany allegedly apparently was in Chicago and she went
into the Chanel store and she wants to act like
she's some sort of victim, and she wasn't allowed in
the show.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Well I read about it. She was dressed from coming
I guess the doctor. She got a PAPS mirror and
she wasn't dressed up, and then they didn't let her
in the store. And then she came back dressed, had
to toe how a friend or her camera person film
it head to toe Chanel, like the glass is the
outfit and the shoes, and they let her back in
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and she put this all apparently on her TikTok.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
So I'm in Chicago and the man at the Chanel
store opened the door like this much like Ratituo. We
couldn't fit in there.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
And he's like, hello, do you have an appointment?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Like he's like Lurch in the Adams Family, like you're
rung and I'm already on the offensive, and I'm like, no, oh,
I don't have an appointment. I have a credit card,
I have a bag of Garrett's patforn a basic bitch purse.
Am I not allowed to come in at three fifty four.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
On a Tuesday?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Evidently not?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
I don't have an appointment. And to be like treated
like you're an interloper, Like I'm just walking down the street,
just opening up a door to just walk into a store.
I thought that's what happened. Like I didn't realize or
we're not allowed to walk into stors anymore. I don't
have an appointment. You gotta get a pap smere appointment.
And also to go walk in Chanel, no big deal.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Maybe the people don't like her on social media also right,
maybe they were like we don't want you.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
They saw a coming and they were like not that lady.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah, oh, by the way.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
And then she went and got a fake tattoo and
the internet was exploding because they were like, did you
really get a tattoo of Chanel on her shoulder? It
was fake, But she went through the whole thing in
her video. She went into the place and then they
got the equipment out and the guy who like sat
her down and she put on this tattoo and it
turned out to be fake, and it was a whole
of thing. I just think it's like it's giving look
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at me, look at me, you know what I mean.
It's just giving, Like I still need to be that
Michael Jordan name that you gave her with Jordan, She
was my favorite. We talked about this before, but I
want her to like maybe go on a break for
a minute down, yeah, and then maybe come back because
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she's just by the way. I don't really know because
I don't follow her anymore because that's how much she got. Yeah,
she gets on my nerves.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
I can't even her. You know, Whereas I loved her voice,
I loved everything, now I just she's just giving me,
you know.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I just can't.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I don't know what it is. I just can't. I
can't do her.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
I can't do her either. I can't do her. I
can't follow her. I can't stomach her. I can't. Like
the whole thing is just like it's just too much,
too desperate, too obnoxious.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
It feels it does. It's giving, desperate, even though we
know she's not. She's a wealthy woman.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
But still be desperate to be quiet.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yes, it's desperate to stay I hate when people say
stay relevant because it's ridiculous. Everybody in life is relevant,
not to be too hippie, but it's like relevant in entertainment.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
But I feel like it is for her to be
relevant because it's like, why are you going through all
the high jinks. You're not a victim. They didn't do
the it wasn't no race thing what you didn't get
into Chanel And maybe they just didn't like you. Maybe
they purposely were like, we don't want fucking Bethany in
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our fucking store. Like I get that, I get that,
but to just make a whole thing and it's still
going on and on and on and on and on.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
But she has a lot of people that follow her,
and like he does, a lot of people love her,
but they haven't turned on her like we just we
just turned left hard on her. I mean publicly, we
just publicly, we just did it. We just denounced Bethan denounced.
I don't know if we denounced our babe. Did we
denounce her? We just said she's not in our realm
of mind?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Jor didn't rewind the tape. Would you call that a denouncement?
Please play the tape.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
She's just giving me.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
You know, I just can't.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I don't know what it is. I just can't. I
can't do her.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I can't do her either. Sounds that, Yeah, I guess
we did. That's a denouncement. Yeah, we did. Would you
consider what we watched the other day we finished up
The Jink Season two. The Jink season two and the
Jinks has been discussed not only on rap Ports Reality
(27:26):
but on the Iron rap Port Stereo podcast. We watched
a whole day of reality TV.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
And then we finished off at night with The Jinks.
Yeah Wow, And I didn't fall asleep, because usually I
fall asleep and I have to watch it again the
next day. I was very proud of myself because this
was riveting.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
The Jink Season two. I'm gonna make a big statement here.
The Jinks one and The Jinks two will go down
in history as and be compared to The Godfather one
and The Godfather Too. It'll just be considered like one
streaming one whole thing, like, because I don't look at
The Godfather one and The Godfather Too as two separate movies. Now,
I just look at it as the Godfather. So when
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I refer to The Godfather, I go, I'm referring to
both one and two. That series, that crime doc, that
murder doc, and Chill. The Jinks, directed by Andrew Direki
is so good, so compelling, so frustrating, so riveting, and
so insane that the legal system can be maneuvered and
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manipulated if you truly have power and money, and then
the things that people will do to latch on to
people with power and money exactly. And this guy, Robert Durst,
you know, at first you're like, oh, I kind of
like them, and then you know you don't like them
by the time we get to episodes four, five, and
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six of The Jinks season two, which is on Max.
And if you don't have it, figure out a why
way if you want a great show to watch, and
it's truly a reality show, this is insane. But I
can't stand that he's so fucked up and he never
ever ever had to deal with the karma of now
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what he did. No got away with murder three times. Yep.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Yeah, he's really creepy. I wouldn't say that I ever
liked him, you know, like he wasn't giving the charm,
and you know what's so fascinating to me, I think
it is a testament to power and money because he's
not that likable. I don't know where there's a couple
of times I've mentioned his charm, but like I couldn't
see it. I couldn't see it from before, and they
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show old pictures of him I don't think he was
that good looking. He's kind of short, he's sort of
like looks like a turtle. Like he's just there's nothing
about him that's redeeming. It literally is power and money.
I think he learned a way to talk to people,
Like when you hear him calling these women, there's you know,
they show him calling the women in his life and
he's like, Debra. You know, I was like, who would
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who would do anything for this guy? This guy is
is a psychopath? And it was clear the whole time.
And by the time they got to the last episode
and they showed his wife Deborah and how she literally
got away with all the money, I was like, and
then and her depositions, she was completely unfazed. People out
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there are really wild for the night. I mean, dare
I say fucking sickos like.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Sick gos for real? He played on the Week two.
He knew how to manipulate people that needed money, yeah,
you know, and he befriended people that were beneath him
and you know used I mean he used money, send
people a car, sent two hundred thousand dollars. I mean,
he was so rich.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
It was said over and over again by his best friend.
He helped me out when I needed help. The wife
Debora said he was there for me and I stayed loyal.
It's true.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
He was like he helped out with Birch in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
It was just money s all money, all money.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
But that show, I mean, what an undertaking. I mean,
I don't know how many hours it was. It must
have been. I think the first one was six episodes.
This was six episodes. They're all on hour each, just
like twelve hours of filmmaking. There's got to be stuff
that didn't make it into the show. If you want
an incredible documentary, incredible and you've never seen it. The
Jinks Part one, Part two, which now I'll just refer
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to as the Jinks series, is so damn good and
so frustrating and so crazy and just fascinating, and I
wish I was able to watch. I might watch the
whole thing again all the way through because it's nuts.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I don't think I'll be on that journey with you,
because once a murder doc that twice is too much
for me. But I do agree with you that it's
one of the better documentaries based on real life crime
that I've ever seen. Staircase being another one, but this
one was pretty damn good.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
That was really good. And the OJ documentary of course
was like I think eight hours or something like that too,
just for the filmmaking, like the undertaking of the whole thing,
but also just like that, somebody is amongst us killing people,
killing like the one guy said he had a choice.
He married his wife and killed his best friend like her.
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He made her his wife, and he just was like,
if you're in my path, I'm either gonna marry you
and give you all my money and you're gonna protect
me because I'm giving you money, or I'm gonna kill
you anyway. The Jinx is fantastic. Rap Aports Reality. What
can I say?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Well, what can we say? Another fun episode?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Another fun easy, easy, easy work.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Because what you say, I hear you say that, So
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Speaker 2 (32:41):
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It's the Rapports. Tell a friend to tell a friend
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
Reality Wrap a Ports Reality.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
There he is, I'm Keevy Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
My name is Michael Rapperport. This is Rapaport's Reality. I
said I was gonna let you do or I said
do the opening, and I couldn't shut up.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, you just cut me off. So that's why you
usually asked me do you want to start or should
I start? And I'm like, you start because you're gonna
take over anyway. But I wanted to do a different
kind of like, hello, welcome to my show.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Well, yeah, that could be a conflict. That could be
our first conflict with what do you mean my show show,
Rapport's Reality. My name is Michael.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Rapport and I'm Keevy Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And this is rap ports Reality, the podcast that the
reality world called for, screamed for, protested for, banded, and
we gave it to you. All about the Wrap Ports Reality.
We love reality TV, we love popular culture, and we
love talking we ourselves. We don't love talking about our
(01:08):
A little bit of.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Reality about our life and my life living.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
With you, yes, which has been which has been an
adventurous one in the last few days. It's we're heading
out of the Memorial Day weekend. I hope everybody had
a great long weekend, and we were. We have a
home in the Connecticut Tri state area which has been
let's just jump into it. It's been infiltrated, infested, was
(01:34):
infested by birds. Like I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Our deck.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I'm it's because there's we cleaned.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
We cleaned, and you know what, the operative word being we,
which usually doesn't occur. So I want to say thank
you very much because you did some heavy lifting this
weekend with so you screwed in a hose.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I installed a hose, screwed in a hose, simultaneously ruined
some pool equipment.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yes, you did do that, by the way, because you
kicked something. I think I said that you didn't, but
I think you did, and it drained that.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I think he was just being polite because the pool
guy think you recognized you.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yes, he was being polite because when you went back there,
you stumbled and tripped and said you started cussing at things,
and I think you kicked something, which was the pump,
and it drained our jacuzzi. But so it's okay, you
know what tiny jacuzzi. It's tiny, small jacuzi small. What
it means it doesn't have a lot of water in it,
so it really quick.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
The point is is that this this home in the
Tri State area.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
For someone at the Tri State area in New England.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
We're in New England. You don't like and or the
Tri State area.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Could you don't like the Patriots, So you don't want
to admit that you have a house in.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
New England and or the Tri State area. It could
be it could be all. It's any of those places, right. Nonetheless,
for some reason, this home, this backyard, the house itself,
the windows is being infiltrated by bird shit. I don't
know where it's coming from. I don't know how it's
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coming from.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
They're hitting windows.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I mean they're hitting windows, they hit windows upstairs, I
don't know, and to dripped down to the kitchen window.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
It's just disgusting.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, and you know, we haven't been in this house
that long and I don't We came in probably last
year end of July. So I'm like, is this a
early summer thing or Memorial Day weekend thing or what
is this? I can't keep up at this pace. Cleaning
it up, because I did look it up, babe, and
it has a lot of acid in it. Bird poop.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
You said you smell bird shop.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I smelled it when when we went down the deck.
I smelled it. It was terrible. Wha what are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Pigeon shit? I've never listen. It's like, listen, I've been
shot on by a pigeon and then you smell it.
But you're saying you smell the bird.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I smelled it when we were wedding it. Not only
that these are I don't know if I don't know,
because the dog poop that they're pooping in the pool
is floating exactly to the bottom. And you know, when
you're eating healthy, your poop should float, So that's funny.
You should look that's a joke. Yeah, but these are big,
big poops that were at the bottom of the pool.
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And I met the pool guy came and he was
vacuuming up and he's looking at me like I'm crazy,
because I'm like, I mean, these are high class problems.
I guess if you have a backyard at all that's
covered in poop. But I wanted to ask him, is
anybody else having this problem? He said, and he paused
for a really long, pregnant pause, and then he looked
at me and he said, it happens. So I don't know,
but you know, Julie said it was all over her jacuzzie.
(04:38):
And then Tammy and Allen in the desert in California
went to their house and they said it was They'd
never seen anything like it, so maybe, but.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
They're all the way in California. I know.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
That's what I'm saying. I think it's a bird situation
happening in the world that they're pooping extra poops. I mean,
we should do a poll on Instagram because I don't know.
I mean, this is this is, it's out a.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
The point is is that the spring cleaning can't stop,
won't stop. I got out there with the hose, which
I hooked up myself. Which listen, I'm a New York
City kid, grew up in an apartment my entire life.
So anything that has to do with, you know, fixing.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Things standing on a ladder ladders building, he doesn't do it.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Plot I do it all screwdrivers, hammers. It ain't my strengths,
it ain't.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
My strong suit, but I please, when you get involved
something else breaks. I'm just gonna be honest here. That's
what happens. But you know what, and I'm not insulting
you because I really appreciate your so called activation in
our life. You know, guys, I.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Got to give you the assignment.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I'll do it, yes, and you you feel really proud
of yourself when I give you something to do and
you accomplish it.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I hose that fucking bird. Shit.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Oh what I did say. I did say this. Once
I give you an assignment, you thoroughly do it. Because
the vacuum was was on for a very long time.
Vacuum you're in an hour, Yeah, you're in it. You
were in it.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
And I didn't just do the carpets because that's like
the glory. That's like, you get all the glory if
you do the carpets, right. I didn't do the like
the main areas where you get all the glory. I
went into the corners. The cracks are crevices. I move
things because one thing I know is that if you
don't do the corners and the cracks are crevices, and
you don't move things and lift and vacuum under things.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You haven't done anything.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
You haven't done anything. So when I vacuum, I go
to the hard spots first and then I take the glory.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Right nonetheless impressive.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
And if I'm vacuuming, I want the glory like I'm
if I vacuum, I'm going to remind you about it.
Oh yeah, I'm want to talk about it on my podcast.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
And you'll talk about it on this one. And I
am Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
That's right, that's right, I'm gonna talk about The point
is is that the spring cleaning can't stop, won't stop,
and the home has been infiltrated by birches. And the
first poll of the day, the first question today, is
anybody else noticing like heavy bird shit on the cars?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Because we're having the problem on the car too. I
don't know if you've noticed cars.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Is bird has anyone else in the country, because it's
not just a tri state area, not just a New
England problem. Is anyone else knowing heavy a birch at
this spring heading into summer?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
You are listening to Rapaport's reality We'll be right.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Back, which leads us directly into Jack's tailor.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Spring cleaning gets us right there because this is what
this guy's done. I don't know. I think it's a
little too soon for him to be parading around a girlfriend.
And Jack's tail let alone like a super bottle. I
believe she's like a supermodel. Okay, let's call her a model.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
She's okay, let's just say she's no Kendall Jenner. But
the point is is that Jack's from vander Pump Rules Fame,
the number one guy in the group, and is wife
Brittany announced their breakup. Yeah, sadly sad. It's really sad.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I mean, not that we didn't see it coming, what
seven years ago, but yeah, it's still sad. They have
a kid. But you know, he's got to be really difficult.
These last episodes of Pain of the Valley boy or
boy did he was?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
He on her forty four years old, and.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
He's embarrassing her in her and going in the room
and saying, you drink too much. Drank too much, and
he's drinking up a storm. It's just really gross that
he's shaming her like that and making her feel bad.
She should have long been gone. He's he's been a dick.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Nonetheless, Jack's is out there in the valley dating a
supermodel quote unquote, supermodel who's no, you know, Kendall Jenner.
Who else are the other supermodels these days?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I mean I would go like to like Naomi Campbell,
Cindy Crawford, Christy Turlington. You know I'm saying, yeah, but
he's out.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
There in public dating this woman, prancing around in their
hood allegedly. Yeah, And you know, I was thinking to myself,
like how bad does it make Britney feel? But I
guess he's got to go out there. Who knows what
she's doing? And you know, I'm sure Jack's is probably
like shocked every time he winds up in the tabloids.
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But Jacks, you have to say, you're a reality TV star.
Do you think he's shocked. I don't think he's. I
think shocked when I wind up in this. Maybe he's not.
It depends on where you don't think he's.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I think he lives for it and he's celebrating it,
like I finally got in the tabloids. Like, I think
it's good for him. I think he has no problems
with that. Okay, this guy is the self proclaimed number
one guy, right, so why wouldn't he Why would he
be shocked? He'd love it. This is he's on, he's
on and popping.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, but when you go somewhere like he was going
to a bar or something like that, and they take
a picture of you, it's always like, how do you
know I'm here? Like, and do you have the long lens?
I get it. I get why people would want Jax Taylor.
The show's popping, which, by the way, we have to
say the valley it's poppin'.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
We jumped to the gun by saying not so much.
But boy did it get its wheels And it's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Would you say fantastic? Yes, it's yes.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
This last last three episodes have been fantastic. They really have.
I mean, it's gritty, it's messy.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
It's different because they're also about when these relationships in
these are married people.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, this is real relationship stuff. Easy, it's happening right
in front of our faces, and they're out the gate
brand new. I mean, I had no idea it was
going to go. I had some idea from the tabloid
seeing that people were broken up, but you were watching
it in real time on this, I mean not in
real time, but it really is happening to them, and
I think it's fully fully entertaining.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah, I'm enjoying the valley and we were we were,
I would give it.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I would give it four wraps up.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Four four palm treams up. Yeah, we were one click
away from shutting that shit off.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
At one point, were yeah, yeah, but you know who
carries it, man, It's set Jackson, Brittany.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Jack I feel like they and of course Kristen Dodi,
but the other dude who we don't like, Jesse, Jesse
and his relationship which is really dark. And they have
a kid, don't they have a kid? They're done, Yeah,
they're done. I'm looking forward to that reunion more than
I thought I would be looking forward to that reunion.
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At around episode five, the point is is that Jacks
is out there dating, and I feel bad. I don't
like to see these relationships crumble. I don't like to
see marriages crumble, especially when there's kids involved. They have
a little kid involved. Jackson's back out there with the
supermodels and all that shit.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
And I mean, once you put Jacks in this position again,
I can't even imagine. He's owning a bar. What's going
to happen with this guy?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
He's owning a bar. He's on another show, I really think,
and I would love to see some committed crossover work
from Jacks. I feel like Jack. I think so he's
done back on vander Pump.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, I know, I know. Let's see when they come back.
If they come back, who Vanda Pump. I still think
that it might be over, babe.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Vander Pump Rules is coming back. Okay, wait a little longer.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Have you heard that?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I haven't heard it officially, but I will. They're not
canceling vanit I heard you heard nothing.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
That it's gonna be on pause for a minute.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
No, I think because Lala's having a kid, they're on
pause for a little bit. Right now. They're coming back.
The show is coming I really hope so.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
But I have a deep seated fear that that it's
coming back.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Okay, the show's coming back, and we're heading into the
end of one of the probably the most anticipated reality
TV show seasons ever. The final episode of vp R
vander Pump Rules The Reunion is airing. I think the
reunion has been good. I feel like the reunion has
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I think this season, although obviously it couldn't be as
it was never going to be as scandalous the anticipation
was too high. I was never gonna live up to
everybody's expectations. But I feel like at the end of
the day, now that the season is complete, I would
say that it was another great season of vander Pumper Roles.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I agreed, Babe. I know that you love this Jax
Taylor character and he names himself the number one guy.
But what do you think about the New York's Times
naming West from Summerhouse. I don't know if you guys
watched some West.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Or Wes Wes w E s no, T No, it's West?
Is it West or West?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I don't know. I have to verify that, but I
believe his name is Wes.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I think it's West.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I don't think so, I think what just Wes. Anyway,
the New York Times has named him like the new
number one guy.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
They said he's the number one guy. He's the number one.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Guy in the group. How do you feel about that?
I mean, you love Jax Taylor.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I mean I personally think that Wes or West from
Summerhouse has been a great addition to a show that
I don't know deeply, Like I try not to. I
feel like they're too young for me. To really get
too involved. But I feel like the New York Times
(14:17):
referring to anybody on Bravo as the number one guy
is a disrespect because Jax Taylor iconically referred to himself.
He's now selling t shirts, which I would like now
a sweatshirt that says the number one guy in the group.
(14:38):
And I feel like it's lazy and I feel like
it's not appropriate to refer to any if you want
to say West has been a great addition, if you
want to say West or Wes has been the MVP
of the season, the Newcomer of the year, the rookie
of the year, all sorts of things, but to use
an iconic catchphrase like the number one guy. And you
(15:00):
got to remember when Jack said, I'm the number one
guy in the group. I don't feel like he was
at his best right. I feel like he was having
a hard time, he was frustrated. I don't remember if
he was drunk or what was going on in his life.
But even though he said and obviously in the moment
(15:21):
he felt like he was the number one guy in
the group, I feel like he was having a tough day.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah he no, he said it with stress and anger.
That's definitely how he said it, but he named it
himself and it's caught on and it might have turned
out to be actually true in terms of his arcs
on the show, what he's done, how he's recovered, He
got married to Brittany, I mean, and he's starring in
(15:47):
his spinoff. And he's starring in his spinoff. That's really
he's driving. I mean, he's pretty doing the number one
guy thing.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
So to say Wes and or Wes right, I'm just
saying it's lazy journalists them right. Or if you're gonna
refer to Wes and or West as the number one
guy in the group, at least give Jacks a shout out,
like let's give context to where it came from. Like
give a little hole much because when we watch Jacks,
(16:16):
you're always like, I can't fucking stand that guy, and
even sometimes I'm like he's a fucking dick. Yeah, but
he's still that guy.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
He is, He is that guy and he brings it
an old boy. Is he good to watch?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
You think about? Like I refer to reality people as fighters.
He's a perfect example of a fighter, like a boxer, like.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yo, whitch boxer, what hean.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
It didn't matter. He's taken punches, he's given punches, he's
getting knocked down, he's getting married, he's lying, he's cheating,
he's divorcing. This is what they're like, great reality TV
show of stars. They're like boxers, like they give it,
they take it, and they keep coming back from more.
Kristen Dody, she's a fucking boxer. I'm not saying she's
(16:59):
a successful boxer. I'm not saying she wins all the friends.
But she it goes ding ding and she stands up
off for stool and she gets in there, she mix
it up. Oh la la, they're fucking boxes. Tom Sandovil,
he's gotten the shit kicked out of him. He's gotten
the shit kicked out of him, and he's still He's
(17:19):
like a rock em sock and robot. And Jack Taylor
is like a boxer, like a rock em sock and
robot on some Rocky Bell bowl as shit. So, I mean,
what do you think of Wes and or West.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I think Wes is adorable, he's funny, he's charming, he's
very very cute. I think he has a definite problem
with commitment. I think he's said it himself. I think
that he's like a wandering puppy. Any girl that gives
him attention might be the right girl for him, you know,
for the moment.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
What do you think of him in Siarra? Because we
were watching him in Sierra.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I think that Sierra is the number one tease in
the house because she is sleeping in the bed and
very very tangled proximity. And this poor guy is got
blue balls. I mean, he is in it to win it,
and I don't think. I don't know where they're at
right currently, but I don't think he's gonna get it.
And I think, you know, she's going my body, my choice,
(18:15):
it's up to me. But I'm like, my friend, don't
let the man sleep in the bed with your legs intertwine,
kissing you on your neck late at night because he
thinks he's going to get somewhere. By the way, I
think he walks in there in his underwear, damn near
so Like, I don't get this must be a new
generation girl thing, because I'm not letting anybody in my
(18:35):
bed unless we're about to get down. Like, I just
don't get it.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Listen, he's in there, he's showing up in the room
like they're playing like they're a couple, except for they're
not freaking off, they're not having sex.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
And then she got upset that he admitted to texting
other people.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Texting other people, I'm sure. First of all, I'm the
number one guy in the group. Second of all, like
my quote unquote summer house girlfriends not giving me any
summer house loving. She's not giving me any summer loving. Yeah,
to quote the great Olivia Newton, John and John Travolta
from the iconic film Greece, which, by the way, didn't
you go to the same high school I did.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I went to Venice High School where Greece was filmed.
Greece Won was filmed in that high school. Yeah. I
remember the statue in front Myrna Loy statue.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
That's the high school. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
And by the way, once it was filmed there, the
other rival schools would destroy it over and over again,
so they put a fence around Myrna.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Loy because it was the grease statue.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah, it's famous.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I didn't know that. Yeah, you are listening to rap
a Ports reality. We will be right back. We also
watched the reunion for Martha's Vineyards.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, Martha's Vineyards Summer House, Martha's Vinuars.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Summer House, which I love that show. By the way,
like the show, I don't love, love, love it because
at a certain point I can only take in too
I can only take in so many shows.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I could give me all the shows.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
I like the show, but it's like we're an NBA playoffs,
I know, And the reunion was on, and the game
between the Mavericks and the Timberwolves was on, and I'm
trying to watch both.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
You have to pick and choose.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I have to pick and choose. The thing that I
noticed that I'm sure is very controversial about Summerhouse Martha's
Vineyard is that of all the reunions I've ever seen,
and I don't know if you've ever seen another reunion
where Andy had them in the clubhouse, right, and this
is a big cast.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
I haven't never seen him do a reuseon maybe early
on they did the reunions in a clubhouse, but they
didn't even spring for like a set for this show,
and it's their second season. I was, really, do you
think anybody's gonna claim racist?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
I don't even need to check on the phone. I
don't even need to check on Twitter. I guarantee you,
I guarantee you that it is soon. As Summer House
Martha's Vineyard Reunion Part one aired, people were going, oh no,
why aren't they on a set? Oh no, why are
they in the clubhouse? I was surprised, I guarantee.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I mean they were in the clubhouse, not the back
of the bus. I mean they were in the fun
Maybe it was logistics.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
A lot of them.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I think one girl lives in LA, but I think
most of them are East Coast people.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Know. I know they do it in l A housewives
in on a set, I know, I know it's weird.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I don't know. It just looks they're all stuffed in there.
And we know how small the clubhouse is, and that's
a big cast, and they look stuffed in there. They
all looked great though, by the way. Their colors were
like pink.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
You know, they dressed good. They got swagging all that ship.
But I don't even need to look. But I guarantee
you there's cries of racism and oh no, why the
fuck they're in that's the thing. Oh no, why is
the Summer House Martha's Vineyard cast in the clubhouse?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah, that'll be interesting to see what people say about it.
But I think it might be a logistic thing.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
No, I gotta find out why. But we were talking
about boxers, we were talking about how reality stars are fighters.
Oh boy, my former favorite housewife of all time, who
I refer to as the Michael Jordan of reality TV
show Housewives, who I can't fucking stand. Now. I'm gonna
be honest, who gives a shit? I can't stand Bethany Frankel.
(22:30):
Bethany Frankel on social media is so annoying totally. She's
so annoying and ever her reality reckoning. I don't know
what happened with that bullshit yeah and the Bethany clause
and that whole thing to try to take down and
take away all our fun and the world's fun for
all reality TV. I can't stand her. I can't stand
(22:53):
when she's doing her eating videos. I can't stand her
videos of her and her daughter. I can't stand her voice,
I can't stand looking at her. I just I don't
even know why I follow her.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
How do you really feel about her?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
But Bethany allegedly apparently was in Chicago and she went
into the Chanel store and she wants to act like
she's some sort of victim, and she wasn't allowed in
the show.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Well I read about it. She was dressed from coming
I guess the doctor. She got a PAPS mirror and
she wasn't dressed up, and then they didn't let her
in the store. And then she came back dressed, had
to toe how a friend or her camera person film
it head to toe Chanel, like the glass is the
outfit and the shoes, and they let her back in
(23:40):
and she put this all apparently on her TikTok.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
So I'm in Chicago and the man at the Chanel
store opened the door like this much like Ratituo. We
couldn't fit in there.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
And he's like, hello, do you have an appointment?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Like he's like Lurch in the Adams Family, like you're
rung and I'm already on the offensive, and I'm like, no, oh,
I don't have an appointment. I have a credit card,
I have a bag of Garrett's patforn a basic bitch purse.
Am I not allowed to come in at three fifty four.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
On a Tuesday?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Evidently not?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
I don't have an appointment. And to be like treated
like you're an interloper, Like I'm just walking down the street,
just opening up a door to just walk into a store.
I thought that's what happened. Like I didn't realize or
we're not allowed to walk into stors anymore. I don't
have an appointment. You gotta get a pap smere appointment.
And also to go walk in Chanel, no big deal.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Maybe the people don't like her on social media also right,
maybe they were like we don't want you.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
They saw a coming and they were like not that lady.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah, oh, by the way.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
And then she went and got a fake tattoo and
the internet was exploding because they were like, did you
really get a tattoo of Chanel on her shoulder? It
was fake, But she went through the whole thing in
her video. She went into the place and then they
got the equipment out and the guy who like sat
her down and she put on this tattoo and it
turned out to be fake, and it was a whole
of thing. I just think it's like it's giving look
(24:58):
at me, look at me, you know what I mean.
It's just giving, Like I still need to be that
Michael Jordan name that you gave her with Jordan, She
was my favorite. We talked about this before, but I
want her to like maybe go on a break for
a minute down, yeah, and then maybe come back because
(25:18):
she's just by the way. I don't really know because
I don't follow her anymore because that's how much she got. Yeah,
she gets on my nerves.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
I can't even her. You know, Whereas I loved her voice,
I loved everything, now I just she's just giving me,
you know.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I just can't.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I don't know what it is. I just can't. I
can't do her.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
I can't do her either. I can't do her. I
can't follow her. I can't stomach her. I can't. Like
the whole thing is just like it's just too much,
too desperate, too obnoxious.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
It feels it does. It's giving, desperate, even though we
know she's not. She's a wealthy woman.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
But still be desperate to be quiet.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yes, it's desperate to stay I hate when people say
stay relevant because it's ridiculous. Everybody in life is relevant,
not to be too hippie, but it's like relevant in entertainment.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
But I feel like it is for her to be
relevant because it's like, why are you going through all
the high jinks. You're not a victim. They didn't do
the it wasn't no race thing what you didn't get
into Chanel And maybe they just didn't like you. Maybe
they purposely were like, we don't want fucking Bethany in
(26:24):
our fucking store. Like I get that, I get that,
but to just make a whole thing and it's still
going on and on and on and on and on.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
But she has a lot of people that follow her,
and like he does, a lot of people love her,
but they haven't turned on her like we just we
just turned left hard on her. I mean publicly, we
just publicly, we just did it. We just denounced Bethan denounced.
I don't know if we denounced our babe. Did we
denounce her? We just said she's not in our realm
of mind?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Jor didn't rewind the tape. Would you call that a denouncement?
Please play the tape.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
She's just giving me.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
You know, I just can't.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I don't know what it is. I just can't. I
can't do her.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I can't do her either. Sounds that, Yeah, I guess
we did. That's a denouncement. Yeah, we did. Would you
consider what we watched the other day we finished up
The Jink Season two. The Jink season two and the
Jinks has been discussed not only on rap Ports Reality
(27:26):
but on the Iron rap Port Stereo podcast. We watched
a whole day of reality TV.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
And then we finished off at night with The Jinks.
Yeah Wow, And I didn't fall asleep, because usually I
fall asleep and I have to watch it again the
next day. I was very proud of myself because this
was riveting.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
The Jink Season two. I'm gonna make a big statement here.
The Jinks one and The Jinks two will go down
in history as and be compared to The Godfather one
and The Godfather Too. It'll just be considered like one
streaming one whole thing, like, because I don't look at
The Godfather one and The Godfather Too as two separate movies. Now,
I just look at it as the Godfather. So when
(28:06):
I refer to The Godfather, I go, I'm referring to
both one and two. That series, that crime doc, that
murder doc, and Chill. The Jinks, directed by Andrew Direki
is so good, so compelling, so frustrating, so riveting, and
so insane that the legal system can be maneuvered and
(28:30):
manipulated if you truly have power and money, and then
the things that people will do to latch on to
people with power and money exactly. And this guy, Robert Durst,
you know, at first you're like, oh, I kind of
like them, and then you know you don't like them
by the time we get to episodes four, five, and
(28:51):
six of The Jinks season two, which is on Max.
And if you don't have it, figure out a why
way if you want a great show to watch, and
it's truly a reality show, this is insane. But I
can't stand that he's so fucked up and he never
ever ever had to deal with the karma of now
(29:14):
what he did. No got away with murder three times. Yep.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Yeah, he's really creepy. I wouldn't say that I ever
liked him, you know, like he wasn't giving the charm,
and you know what's so fascinating to me, I think
it is a testament to power and money because he's
not that likable. I don't know where there's a couple
of times I've mentioned his charm, but like I couldn't
see it. I couldn't see it from before, and they
(29:40):
show old pictures of him I don't think he was
that good looking. He's kind of short, he's sort of
like looks like a turtle. Like he's just there's nothing
about him that's redeeming. It literally is power and money.
I think he learned a way to talk to people,
Like when you hear him calling these women, there's you know,
they show him calling the women in his life and
he's like, Debra. You know, I was like, who would
(30:02):
who would do anything for this guy? This guy is
is a psychopath? And it was clear the whole time.
And by the time they got to the last episode
and they showed his wife Deborah and how she literally
got away with all the money, I was like, and
then and her depositions, she was completely unfazed. People out
(30:23):
there are really wild for the night. I mean, dare
I say fucking sickos like.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Sick gos for real? He played on the Week two.
He knew how to manipulate people that needed money, yeah,
you know, and he befriended people that were beneath him
and you know used I mean he used money, send
people a car, sent two hundred thousand dollars. I mean,
he was so rich.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
It was said over and over again by his best friend.
He helped me out when I needed help. The wife
Debora said he was there for me and I stayed loyal.
It's true.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
He was like he helped out with Birch in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
It was just money s all money, all money.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
But that show, I mean, what an undertaking. I mean,
I don't know how many hours it was. It must
have been. I think the first one was six episodes.
This was six episodes. They're all on hour each, just
like twelve hours of filmmaking. There's got to be stuff
that didn't make it into the show. If you want
an incredible documentary, incredible and you've never seen it. The
Jinks Part one, Part two, which now I'll just refer
(31:22):
to as the Jinks series, is so damn good and
so frustrating and so crazy and just fascinating, and I
wish I was able to watch. I might watch the
whole thing again all the way through because it's nuts.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I don't think I'll be on that journey with you,
because once a murder doc that twice is too much
for me. But I do agree with you that it's
one of the better documentaries based on real life crime
that I've ever seen. Staircase being another one, but this
one was pretty damn good.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
That was really good. And the OJ documentary of course
was like I think eight hours or something like that too,
just for the filmmaking, like the undertaking of the whole thing,
but also just like that, somebody is amongst us killing people,
killing like the one guy said he had a choice.
He married his wife and killed his best friend like her.
(32:17):
He made her his wife, and he just was like,
if you're in my path, I'm either gonna marry you
and give you all my money and you're gonna protect
me because I'm giving you money, or I'm gonna kill
you anyway. The Jinx is fantastic. Rap Aports Reality. What
can I say?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Well, what can we say? Another fun episode?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Another fun easy, easy, easy work.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Because what you say, I hear you say that, So
I'm just saying what you say, easy.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Work, easy work, rap Ports Reality. I'm keepy Rappaport, Michael Rapaport,
It's the Rapports. Tell a friend to tell a friend
about the rap Ports Reality And of course you could
follow us on our our Instagram page. Is fun, Yeah,
it is.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
It's it's looking good.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
It's looking good. Fun.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Also leave a review, guys, because that's how I think
we get more listeners.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Reviews, right, reviews. We need reviews, reviews, ratings and Instagram
page wrap port Rally, we're out.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
We're out.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Love you, Love you,
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