Welcome to the twelfth episode of Rapaort's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. Live From NYC! The Rapaport's are here to discuss: Headwear fashion, house painting, a Summer House rewatch, Paulie & Dolores The Goddess & a really hard episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey, Anger Shaming, nose picking problems, doing a radio tour, Wes or West?, Locking in at vacuuming & meth head coffee, loving Summer House & a whole lotta mo'! This episode is not to be missed!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
This poor woman, and poor Delores. She deserves it. She
looked at she had a bad marriage with Frankie, she
kept him in her life for the sake of the kids.
How lovely is that? Then she went on to David David.
She moved into David without a ring, right helped him
design that house. And then she moved right on to
Polly without a ring. And it's been three years, and
(00:31):
that's not good. She shouldn't have moved in without the ring.
But she loved him, and she's trying to say to him,
which a lot of women do and they shouldn't. Maybe
I did it with you, but I'm not sure. But
you know what, I actually really didn't care if we
didn't get married at first. And then the whole kids
thing came, and that's the whole other. When you start
helping take care of some of these kids, it gets annoying.
But honestly, were so we knew each other for it's
(00:52):
different because I knew you before.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I was respect we're dolorous people.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
No, we're not. I was satisfied and I knew eventually
we could and we could do whatever. It's nice being married,
though I'm not saying that I love it. I love
being married. Hi babe, Hi babe.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Welcome to Rapaport's Reality. My name is Michael.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Rappaport and my name is Keeby Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
This is Rappaport's reality podcast. We don't even need to
say what it is at this point. This will be
the last time we say what it is, very last time.
Rappaport's Reality. This is my podcast and my wife's podcast,
Keebi Rappaport.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
This is Michael Rapport where we talk about all things
popular culture, all things reality TV, and some some very
very very curated things about our life. We curate the
things we talked about our life. It's gonna come off
like it's totally real.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's it's called the Rat's Reality.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
The process.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
There's a lot of times there should be.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Because you don't want to take things too far.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah you don't want to, We don't want to, and
you certainly don't want to.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Well they might mean yeah, they might want to. They
might be like fall down a flight of steps and
and and just talk about it and all that. Since
you guys get off so much on watching other people
ship the bed, sometimes literally and figuratively, why don't you
let us hear you ship the bed not happening.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, but it's really our love of reality television, So
why not share a little bit about the reality of
our life. That's what it's about.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
How you feeling. You, you're suffering from headaches. You got
a new hairstyle that every listen, I've been telling you
this hairstyle.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I've got my hair covered in a wrap, a hair
wrap like a turbaned Ethiopian Jewish style hair covering. And
I'm getting a lot of compliments.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
And I've been telling you for years this is a
good look for you.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Very bad, don't is what I call it. Keep you bad,
don't because you know what the funny thing is that yeah,
just now because because that's good though, Because I think
this is what mabe bad.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Don't.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, because I think this is what's causing my headache today.
I've been having side this headache. But I just realized
I did it too tight, because as I was we
were leaving New York, it just just fell off. I'm
not good at it. And I know, because you think
I'm a black woman, I should naturally be good at
wrapping my.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I don't think you should naturally, I say to you
all the time. You just got to come with Listen.
In the nineties, when I was doing when we and
you were with me, when I was doing higher learning,
I had to shave my head right and because I
didn't want to get sunburned, and where do you was going?
Because I didn't want to get sunburned. And when I
put on a baseball hat on my head, I looked
(03:41):
like a very sickly person.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Make a wish kid.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I would wrap my head a lot Tupac Shakur with
a headband, and I did it very well, but it
took the's this is not But it took me a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Of times to figure out how that white man you
knew how to put a do rag.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
But I'm saying a lot of time to wrap. You
think Tupac, you know, like he's the most iconic you
know sort of do rag wear because he wore it
so coolly. You think Tupac had his do rag style
down just like puff. No, we have to figure it out.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
It takes right.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
You just slapped that puppy on.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
And every few months and to right, you're right, you're right,
you're right. You got I think every time I see something,
there's this wonderful woman I follow on Instagram and she's
eat the open. She does it so it looks so
effortless and beautiful. And every time I do it, it looks
Craig Cray. It just it looks like I just got
out a shower and it's a towel. I don't think
it's supposed to look like that anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Get a lot of compliments, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
When I came downstairs, the door man was like, oh,
you're so beautiful. Everybody's saying something to me. It looks nice.
It feels nice to not do my hair. This is
why I'm doing it, because my hair is looking Craig Cray.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Okay. And one of the reasons why your hair is
looking Craig Cray, Oh, you tell me, is because our
apartment is being painted. Yes. And when you live in
New York City and they painted an apartment, if you
don't move every every little thing away from the wall,
(05:09):
out of the closets and remove everything into the middle
little room at least two feet away from the room,
they will not paint your apartment correctly. Shout out to
the maintenance workers in our building. Yes, shout out to
the crew. I'm not gonna get well. We could say
we're Alex.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Jose, but I'm so we're so neurotic that I did.
We did, We asked for help, and then we did
everything ourselves. And then so I didn't take a shower
before we came up to Connecticut, and so I think
that my hair is looking broke down.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
But the moving of all the furniture, which is something
we me and you have been stressing about for weeks,
and we had the whole building like yo, we need help,
and they're like, yo, whatever you need, got you. And
then the day that we asked for the help, our
guy Jose came up there and was like, Yo, what
the fuck, because we've done it all.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You went and got tarps from the hardware stores, and
then you went back and you got more. We got
rolling rocks too empty, the closes outcomes. We want the
inside of the closet.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
We did the whole thing by ourselves. And you had
been saying you're not gonna help, and I said, I
am activated.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I thought you would be out of town. Nah.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I went and got myself a Trenty iced black coffee.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
YEP.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I did a couple of stretches and we moved all
that first, and then we were saying if we had
hired no disrespect couple of meth heads to come in
because the methods, because then you got to clean all
the dust. You gotta. We want any stone or any
corner to be left unturned? Is it?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yes? Stone turn?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Because like I said, it's a New York City apartment.
And if you get the wrong guys, they'll just I
don't know what, like they'll get some white out and
they'll just like, yeah, we're done. Because last time they
painted the apartment, they didn't painting.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
They came in and they saw that we are crazy
and it was really newly kind of painted and they
didn't think we needed it, so they left without doing anything.
But Babe, after you getting us two venty black coffees, uh,
we were. We were so hopped up that let me
compliment you on something hot. You're hopped up. But your
vacuuming skills are I feel like in a path life
(07:08):
you were speaking. Now, let me tell you something. You
you go into a zone when you're vacuuming. It's something
that I'm going to videotape you next time because you
you lock in and you're so good at it. I
don't want to disrupt you, but you bring up meth heads.
We once we had the coffee and we were like
halfway through with our Trenty Ventis whatever you get us.
We were. You reminded me I had neighbors back in
(07:29):
the valley that were meth heads, right, and when they
first started doing meth they would clean. They would clean
for like, I don't know something, but when they the
drug gets really in them, they start picking the paint
off walls like they think they're like cleaning. I felt
at a certain point you and I were cleaning to
the point it was like a little too much. Like
we all know, we were getting corners.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I don't like the corners, the dust in.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
The corners, you know, on the baseboards. It was really bad.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
But I feel like and when you're when you're in it,
when you're in it, like you're like, well, if I
don't do this baseboard, then don't do that, baby. And
there's listen, this apartment. It's a regular New York City apartment.
Just yeah that motherfucker for decades. Yeah okay, and you
know it's never been totally totally redone. So when I'm vacuuming,
I'm like seeing like there could be like a little
(08:15):
I don't know what it.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Is, but now you know how why I'm so neurotic.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
By the way, when you tell as neurotic as me,
now I see.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I because because he's painted and you're acting like I said,
you're hyper focusing. You're hyper focusing because we have so
much to do and you're in one corner for ten minutes,
the corners, no window, I know, the windows open, everything's
covered in your one corner for ten.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Minutes and I'm breaking.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, it was like you were metad. I was like,
come on, like we got to move on and you're
like wait a minute, and I'm like, no, we haven't
a whole apartment.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
To like corn every corner got got.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, well you did a good job. Nonetheless, we're moving couches.
We move couches, but we need to admit to something
because there's something really scary going when we move the
couch and scared me about you.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Baby, because you know, I don't know if you need
to bring this up on the show. No I do,
because I don't discuss see what you're about to tell
No I do.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I do, And you know what, I'm not trying to
embarrass you. But this is so disturbing to me. It's
on some Jeffrey Dahmer level. Because when we move the
couch and I don't know if you didn't want me
to see this, but I saw it. There are your
fingers I'm assuming their fingernails, but they may be they're bigger.
They're longer in length than a fingernail. Your toenail clippings
(09:33):
a pile and a specific spot.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
At six of them, more than six seven. It wasn't
more than ten twelve.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
In a specific spots because the way you lay on
the couch, the way you lay with your feet facing
this way, that's your specific way. And they're all in
the same spot.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yes, And I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Know why because you just said no, because the couch
listen to this is butt it all the way against
the wall and there's no space. There's ever do the
fingernail of toenails. Okay, you got your hand raised.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
To answer the question. The reason why the six or
seven finger maybe toenails were behind that particular corner of
the couch is because that is the most comfortable corner
of the couch and there's been times and we haven't
moved that couch. In a couple of years, there's been
times when I'm watching The Real Housewives of somewhere.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I'm always with you do it.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
You don't see me do it? I do it. I
have it down, babe. I was on stage the other
day performing I'm biting my nail. They don't know what's happening.
I'm biting that put in my part. They don't know
what's happening. I got a system down. So if I'm
sitting on the couch in the comfort of my own
home and I'm watching Summer House, which you gotta say,
is I want to do a whole rewatch of Summer House.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
By the way, Yeah, that's a good idea. Actually, because
there are season.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Eight I want to do a whole rewatching get to
the Hana Burner years and the shore. We got to
do it, because I really that show has grown off excellent.
But if I'm watching it, the important thing like this,
that and the third and I don't want to get
up and I'm drinking a something, I might six or
seven times have thrown a fingernail in there are not.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
To be trusted. That is disgusting, throwing a fingernail in
your own house you're not at PS one eight, you're
not at a bus stop. You're not homeless, you're in
your own home.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I'm just saying I would bet that most men, most
men married, single, in relationship or not. If you check
behind their couch, most men there's a couple of fingernails. No,
there is it. I guarantee you there is not.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
No one does that, I guarantee you.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I'm like, you know, I got a man at.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
A coffee table. At the most they might put it
in a on a coffee table and pick it up
and put it later. There's nobody who's slipping behind that.
We're you know, we're talking about this too long.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
People have no they understand. I think women are probably
going that's disgusting. And my husband, my girlfriend, oh my god,
my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I was so grossed up.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I'm surprised you, but you know, because you know, you
seem so surprised by that's what was just because.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
You know what it goes on. Because then when we
got in the bedroom and I moved your stuff to
go into your side of the dresser drawer.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
My bedside drawer, I said, don't go in there.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, because you have these little containers.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I said, don't go in there. That's my private shit. Okay,
well you're going into my private area, and my private
there's fingernails. I told you.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I mean there's a massive pile of DNA.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I mean it's a whole. I said, don't go in there.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
What are you saying them for?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I said, don't go in there because if you go
in there, you're gonna see more fingernails.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
And you learn this from but all I want to
can you imagine us going after your God forbid, your
dad dies a ninety one year old and does it?
Did you learn this from him? And we have ninety
one year old discuss toenails.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
And my father's got dinasty.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
You know, I don't know if Hermaline the housekeeper, hast
going through his private area cleaning out ninety one year
old toenails. Who's going to do that? Is that up
to me? You think your sister's going to do that.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I'm telling you right now, I.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Want to vomit even talking about it, thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Let's just move on from fingernail gat. You are listening
to wrap a ports reality. We will be ranked back
their painting, their painting our apartment. We're hoping and praying
(13:28):
for it to go.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Well, I think it's going to The guy was nice,
he seemed good at his job.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
But then he left and I didn't get to grease's palms.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, I know, I know. We wanted to wait. I
wanted to wait, and.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Then he laughed, and then I was like, I don't
know where he came because I wanted to grease his
paid He was.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Going to come back in five minutes, and you weren't patient, So.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
No, it wasn't five minutes.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Now.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I was ready to grease his poms, real nice and
real properly, because I just want this paint situation to go.
They came in there ready to like move furniture and shit,
and they were like, what's going on there?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Impressed?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
We did a good job, and I just I think
he thought.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
We were crazy because the apartment looked like we were
about to like chop a dead body up. Everything was
covered in plastic. It looked like what was that show
with that guy that from oh yeah, yeah, remember.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
That shows the killer show Psycho Killer, No American Psycho, No,
it was Americans. That was the Christian Bale movie where
he had plastic. Yeah, the guy from Six Feet Under, Yeah,
damn American Killer. No, I forget the American hero Killer. Yeah,
I forget Psycho Killer. That guy's a good actor. He
(14:38):
was great, right, that guy's good actor because he was great.
And six feet Under them when show six ft me too?
A lot of people, I mean, you know, obviously the Sopranos, obviously,
Walter White, obviously. What's the other one with John Hamm
people of that show. Yeah, the John ham Show where
he's that one. People love the wire and these are
(15:02):
the Game of Thrones and all that stuff. But six
Feet Under really was really, really well done, a reality
show just to show the world that we watched.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
We used to watch TV. It's really fun we used
to watch.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
No, you watch more than me. You're watching the Jennifer
Garner show show.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I like her because she's so likable.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
What's the Jennifer Garner show?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I don't remember, baby, damn.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
We're killing it today with But the last thing I'm
going to say, and the pivot I'm gonna take off
a fingernail gate, is do you think Paullie Paullie who's
dating Dolores Katanya Goddess?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
You're gonna jump right into that and piss.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Me off the Goddess of New Jersey.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
She is a goddess.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I gave her that name, yes, because she is.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
And you know what, I'm okay with you giving another
woman goddess title Goddess of New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
And you've met Dolores. Yes, I love her like anybody
that has any thoughts or imagination or opinions of Dolores
And what is she like? She's exactly how you would think.
She's actually sweeter in real life. Yes, not that she
hasn't come off on the show sweet, but you love genuine,
straightforward and beautiful and beautiful assault of the air, but
(16:14):
also beautiful because the way.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
She's she is inside.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, she's just a warm, nice loving real person. Yes,
her family warm, nice loving Frankie Guns Junior Frankie I
call effectually Frankie Pistols. You just Dolores is exactly what
you said.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Do you think Paulie from Ireland who's very groomed, I
don't see. I think he goes to manicure of pedicure
like Weekly or Biden say that very groomed, very groomed,
And we like Paulie, but this week Real Housewives in
New Jersey, boy, oh, boy, that was one of the
that was fucked up.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
We were really disappointed. We rewound it three.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Times times because I was like, I might have missed
something here.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Miles Jordan's actually the Dust Brothers, Bleach Brothers. I don't
do this often. Play a clip from this scene where
Dolores ask Paulie about when and if he's getting he's
getting divorced, and when and if they're going to get engaged.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I mean, you can solve world peace before you get divorced.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
What's going on here?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I mean we're shifting through while we have to separate.
It's what you're doing a divorce, right, I mean they
take about three years. It's being filed for two years
and something, so it's.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Coming up with a third year anniversary. Did you maybe
think about telling you the Drews.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I'm not saying. I don't think you're not telling you.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I'm a very easygoing.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Person, taking a little bit of a long time.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Maybe I'll wake up one day and say I'm gonna
have to rethink this.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
If it doesn't sooner or later, because I'm not rethinking anything.
So if you're a depositor that you possibly have to
rethink it.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
You need to check in on yourself.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I'm thinking about things. She has every right to ask
when he's getting divorced, because he did say it was
happening last year.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Now and then he's bringing up COVID. I'm like, COVID,
Oh yeah, COVID.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
COVID that excuse, like I can't come because I.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
It was when it was for a while. For it's
not anymore, yo, to get out of meetings, get out
of like, uh, you know anything anything that was a
good excuse. I think I have COVID. My wife might
have covide. I'm snifficently on.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
A test that's positive for COVID.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
You could get out of anything.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, sure, but it's you know, he used it even
just like loosely. I don't even know what he was
talking about. And we even sat there and dumbfounded and
talked about maybe you know, they talk loosely. I'm going
to ask you this in front of the camera. But
then she used a word that may have triggered him.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
But I even said, and I never say this about
reality TV. I never say this. I was like, Yo,
are they acting? Did they plan that? And then I
was like, why would he if they planned it. Why
would he let himself come off the way he came on?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
And I said, he ain't acted. He got triggered by
maybe even just a certain word. But when she said,
I'm starting to get a little annoyed, and he said,
you're starting to get You're starting to get angry, are you?
And he did that little smile and that's when.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
And then at one she said, and she said tree
like she started doing his accent.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, she did the accent or tink, tink, tink, He's
a tink. And what happened he anger shamed her, and that.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Is I'm used to someone like myself.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I'm used to being angry, and that's what triggered you.
You were like, no, no, no, you can't do that.
She has you know, she's so sweet, And this is
what I said. I said, you know what, babe, this
poor woman and poor Delor she deserves it. She look
at She had a bad marriage with Frankie. She kept
him in her life for the sake of the kids.
How lovely is that? Then she went on to David David.
(20:00):
She moved into David without a ring right, helped him
design that house, and then she moved right on to
Polly without a ring, and it's been three years and
that's not good. She shouldn't have moved in without the ring.
But she loved him, and she's trying to say to him,
which well a lot of women do and they shouldn't.
(20:21):
Maybe I did it with you, but I'm not sure.
But you know what, I actually really didn't care if
we didn't get married at first. And then the whole
kids thing came, and that's the whole other of it.
When you start helping take care of some of these kids,
it gets annoying. Then when you buy a house with
somebody and everybody doesn't respect you because you're not a wife,
that's a.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Whole others and also deed putting things on the d
ye to.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Get your name on things again. But honestly, were so
we knew each other for it's different because I knew
you before.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I was respect we're dolorous, No, we're not.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I was satisfied and I knew eventually we could and
we could do whatever. It's nice being married, though I'm
not saying that I love it. I love being married
to you. But in this case for her, because she
just came out of that situation for you know what
I mean, being with the guy and being in the
house and not getting what she wanted. I hate that
she was saying to him, it's okay, it's not that
I care whatever. This is when women do things. She
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should have said from jump Ao, I just got out
of a situation where I lived with a man that
I didn't get the ring.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
This is what I want.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I'm going X y Z. I'm doing three years. That's it.
That's my cutof day. So when she said I may
have to, he goes, oh, better late, do it now
than later.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
She didn't say reevaluate the situation, but she basically said,
I made need to reevl He turned the whole situation around.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I don't know. Is that gaslighting?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
What is it that I didn't like it?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I do too, And I wish she would have said,
you know what, I know I would be impatient too.
This is terrible. But later on, when Joe Gorga, because
that he's known her forever, when he says, oh, he
kind of alludes to the fact that it's a money thing,
you know, when he Paulie says, you know, I'm gonna
put her to work. I'm gonna switch my business game.
Up and she's gonna work with me and we're gonna
do this. And Joe Gore is like, she ain't working.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
That's never a good side. Yeah, and I and again,
I say this with love and respect because I fuck
with Dolores and I fuck with Paulie.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
But on the Housewives, on the Real Housewives, when a
real housewives and or their spouse starts talking about switching
their jobs, yeah, it's never a good sign.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I know.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Now, now that might just be an additional job. We also,
we like Paulie and Dolores so much that we said,
maybe he hasn't gotten divorced, because maybe it has, like
you know, his kids are older, maybe, you know, because
sometimes people delay divorces because you know, spousal supported. Yeah,
but the longer you stay, the more what is it
(22:46):
called al alimony pay?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
And if he's working on the show, like sometimes people
are on the show, the reality show, and they're not
getting paid. And the longer he stays and becomes a character,
he starts getting a check. Do you see you when
you're saying And if he's getting a check, he's still
married to her, she starts collecting off that money. It
gets tricky, you know, what I mean, I don't know.
This is all allegedly and we're speculating, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
He wasn't good.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
It wasn't good. I didn't like it. I was like, Yo,
don't disrespect her. Do not fucking disrespect Dolores on the show.
Dispect and she deserves to get everything she wants.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
You are listening to rap A Ports Reality. We will
be ranked back. We got.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
On you and we want the best, the best, the best.
She deserves like that, dude, Like she deserves that, dude,
and you know what, he's who said it, She deserves
to roll around and evently paid for.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Gorga said that, yes she does though.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
That's that bitch. I'm for real that like she is
all that.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
It's been reported and confirmed allegedly. You never know that
she's on Traders. Yeah, maybe she'll win fucking Trader.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Oh my gosh, would't that be so good?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
She'll be good on Trades. She'll be so good, so good.
They're saying she's actually on Trader.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I mean if I hope, so, she'll be excellent on
that show. She could win, She could win, she could win.
She was a prison like a ceo, A ceo, A correction.
She knows how to deal with every kind. She knows how.
This is an excellent I know. She knows how to do.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
She guys and talk about it. She told me that
when we were doing Watch what Happens. I was like, holy.
She told me in between a commercial break, and I
was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I know?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
And he was like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Was the chief of police and Patterson. She is everything
to be so elegant. She knows how to contain herself.
She knows how to hold herself. Because honestly, if I
was sitting at a table and my guy talked to
me like that, I would have let him have it.
We would have been done.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
He was on that bullshit.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
It was crazy. It was like, how did he turn
it around to her? She handled it so beautifully. She did,
She really did. She's really really a boss.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
She really is, and it's good to see her mature. Anyway,
we got our fucking eyes on you, Polly.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah, I got to bring up one more thing because
I still got my eyes on you about what just
because you know you been picking your nose a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Okay, we just did fingernails that I know, but I just.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
We can't just slam. Polly got you you. I know
you're having allergy problems.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Is allergye season Potland seasons.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Pollen count is just really up. And we saw your
dad the other day and he was complaining and it
seemed might be genetic. He was saying that he's a
different person with the pollen count. I really need my.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Father was blaming his behavior's attitude on the pollen count.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
But no, he was saying his nose.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
But he said he's a different person on and off. Yeah,
but he.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Blamed that on the count. He's like it for the
I I act weird. It's because the pollen count. But
it made me I know, but it's that you can
blame everything on everything. But that being said, it made
me think. And I've been thinking all night. And then
when we were watching Catching Up on a reality TV
last night, and I was getting mad at you because
even from my peripheral, you pick your nose so much.
(26:20):
It drives me nuts. And when I say get a tissue,
I mean it, get a tissue. But then when we're driving,
you're picking your nose, you use two hands and you
don't there's tissue. We have two boxes of tissues in
the backseat and you don't use it, so you got
to go to make up an appointment with the alergist.
I think something no I asked you the other day
to do it, and I don't know something. You don't
prioritize your health. So that's what I just wanted to
(26:40):
say that.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Really, speaking of prioritizing on my health, I want to
give a shout out to the three women who I
saw in the Washington DC airport the other evening. It
seemed like they were hanging out, but then I saw
them with bags. Because at one point I was like,
are they just chilling in here?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Because you said that about the airport, you said people
just were there.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Bars in there, but like there was a few people
in there that seemed like they just went to the
airport bar.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Like they probably had a delay and they were good get.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Like there was these three women had bags, but there
were a couple of people in the Washington DC airport bar.
And I don't mess with bars. But I was watching
the game. Oh, I was watching the game, and these
three women they asked for you, They said, where's your wife?
Big portuality fans, and I wanted to give a shout
out to them. Because they were very funny, very sweet.
They had a lot of opinions about a lot of things.
(27:32):
And they said we listened to and they led with
where's your wife? Oh? And I didn't hear them at
first because I was watching the game and listening on
my headphones, and I was like huh, and they were
like your wife, and I was like oh. And then
I was so happy to meet them, and I just
I tell you that. And we did our radio tour
oh last week, Yes, three hours.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Of talk man. That was intense. That was so intense,
and a couple of times I was like, oh, I
suck at this, but it was so difficult. And I
do want to say I don't want everybody think that
I'm always on you. You are so good at what
you do. You have been doing this for thirty five years.
I'm so impressed with it. I did learn from you
because half the time, you know, you don't have to
(28:14):
actually answer the questions. Now you take it where you
want to take it, where you want to take it,
because answering the questions exactly is very difficult. And also
there's like meaningless sometimes like sometimes not meaningless, but you
don't have to and you're in control of the thing,
and it's also less tiring if you just make a
rote thing right like that, you're just generically.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Some of the radio hosts, and they were all great,
but some of them seem like they didn't know who
I was, who you were, or anything about any of
reality TV shows. So they're asking us question now. Some
of them. There was a couple of we were bantering
with and I was this week, could do this all day.
I know some of the set in northern California.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yes, and he was amazing.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Omar I think I can't. But he listened to the country.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
He was at the path. Because some of them sounded
they like they were from nineteen forty yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
But they were great.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
They were they were all nice people. Three some people
called me Kiki, Kiki.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
There was another one.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
They can call you Phoebe. They no, they didn't even
get close to Phoebe. I don't know what they were
calling there.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Was It was Kiki, and there was something else k
D Kelly. It says k E B. Yeah, anyway, it was.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
It was fine, but afterwards I was exhausted. I was
so tired to it, and at a level I don't
even know why it wasn't emotional because you're on.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Live radio and you're it's your adrenaline.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah, it was wild an, it's fun to do with you,
and I'm glad we're up and running and thanks for
listening everybody.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
It was It's great and you're a new bee to that.
And this is a seigue the same way. West. We
had a long dialogue about is it West or West Yes,
and it turns out it's definitely West West from Summerhouse, which,
like I said, it's I really like that show Love
Late to the Party eight seasons later. But west Uh
(30:09):
formerly known as Wes on this podcast, it's gotten himself
in all kind of shit. I know, he was the
man of the hour, the bell of the ball.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Is he in trouble with the public? Larger Chess with
Sierra and and Paige and Amanda.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Well, you know I what I'm guessing now, I'm not
totally in tune with this audience. I don't, nor do
I think I should be told.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
No, it's not demo twenty five twenty older babe, babe.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
They get these are younger people that watch the show.
So Kyle's like four oh that watched the show? Yeah,
with him I'm cool. But it's like, even if they're
like thirty three, right, I know, what the fuck are
you doing?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
All right, I'm watching the show like I'm watching we
are we are really watching the show like it's fun
of it. It's fun.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
But West, one of the things that came up during
Reunion Summer House Part one is basically and he he
sort of said it, he goes yo when the show.
He basically said when I got famous. When the show
came out.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
He was like, I'm trying to chick it in every direction. Yeah,
I'm going for it.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
And Page and all the other girls they were lambasting him, going,
you know, our fans are and no.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Disrespect the Page to sort watch it because that's my
girl and a man, I love them and I like
them all.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
But they were like, our fans are very respectful of relationships.
And I'm like, girls, you don't know what you're talking about.
They may approach you like that, but if they want
to get it West, they're gonna DM West. Yep, West,
yeap whatever yep. And what we knew from the show
by the time the show came out was that Sierra
and West weren't a thing. He became the rookie of
(31:44):
the year. Some even called him the number one guy
in the group, which I took offense to me. I
took a lot of offense to.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
That that's for one guy only.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
And basically he said, yo, I go to watch parties
and the fan he said, the fan base of the
show is predominantly women. And I'm like, that's what you're
talking about. Yeah, And I just want to say this,
this is a twenty eight year old guy who's never
been famous.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
See but I know, but you're talking like a celebrity
from the nineties. These people are on another whole thing.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Man.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
You sound like an old.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
About the social media game, just the everything life.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
They're aware of people's feelings. This is a whole other
fresh wasn't. Yeah, he's that's kind real. But that's why
they looked at him like he was Craig Ray.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
But they actually do like doing this and like he
hasn't been doing.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
This because he's new and he's not handling it right.
He's acting like he's in the nineties. At the same time,
he's in the bed with three guys acting like it's good.
What's good? Like we can all cuddle and they're like
that's out how we handle things. Have some sensitivity, okay,
but he was being honest. I'm saying this fame they
say it's the number one drug. Yes, it's true.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
And when you get that kind of fame, and he's
the people's choice, and the ladies like him. And the
other guy said he's cool and he dresses with his hats.
He does all the cool stuff with the the yellow
shoes and the yellow I'm like colors. And he's got
a mustache, and then he doesn't have a mustache, and
you know, he's the new guy. He's the new meat.
He's fresh meat. He's fresh meat to the viewers. He's
(33:12):
getting d M. He's twenty eight years old. He's from
Missouri or Kentucky. I don't know where.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
The fun well, he's thirsty.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I have to say I disagree. I have to say
this is you.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Were young and famous once and there wasn't no social media,
thank god.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
No. I under let me tell you.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I think they gotta cut him some slack. At least
he's honest about it.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
But he looks so cheap as a you know what's
going on.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
You just know what is going on. He looks scared
of like a deer in headlights. But you know, and
he apparently could get it out. I mean, you're you're
like his interpreter. Basically, you needed to be up there
and say, listen, he wants to get his dick, well,
as he should.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Until while they were filming the show, they weren't. They weren't.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Was her instincts were right not to get with him.
She knew that this was not the guy, you know,
and she pushed it. This was not for her, you
know what I mean. She wants to be with someone
who's really gonna commit to her. She likes to wait
for the right person. The West was not the person,
as simple as that. And you could see it. You
could see it. And he was waiting summer and being
(34:17):
a polite guy, trying to get some and uh got
many bounced. We knew he was gonna get something bounced.
He played the long game, and he was a dick
for doing that. That's what I think.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I think so too. Yeah, I think he was honest
about listen.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
No, he wasn't honest with her. He wasn't honest with her. Yeah,
that's his game. He just he he didn't want to
be with her. When she was like, are you doing this?
He was like, I'm gonna try. That's a lie. He
wasn't gonna try. He wants to do exactly what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Now, right, And I'm saying I have no problem with that,
and he should.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
So he's not an honest guy.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
I didn't say he's an honor I'm just saying he's
a young kid, right, Okay, I'm saying he's a young
kid who found fa He's you know, been called the
number one guy in the group, and you know, if
he wants to freak off, he should freak off. The
thing about Summerhouse that's really hard and frustrating as a
fan is that we're watching this now, we're heading into
(35:14):
the summer, and then.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
They're gonna start taping in August and then we don't.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Get the show again until next spring. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
that's a long time, don't they do maybe like Summer Now. Yeah,
but it's not the same people, right, No, Yeah, I
think it's a long time to wait. Yeah, it's a
long time wait. But I fuck with Summerhouse, and uh,
you know, can't stop, won't stop. I'm so glad that
(35:39):
there's more reality TV shows on the way. We got Atlanta,
we got Dubai, we got coming up, we got oc
coming up. We also I wanted to ask you about this.
Did you know that the term front holl? Do you
know this term front holl? Now, Okay, they are saying
(36:03):
that because you're talking about how these guys are, like,
you know, they're sort of woke and the trolley.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
That's appropriate.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I don't know if it may not be appropriate. I
don't think it metro, it's not. I don't know. But
they're saying the proper way to refer to a vagina
is call it a front holl. No, so yes, are
you sure? Yes? And certain people, certain people will get
offended and have gotten offended.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
If you, babe, I save this for your podcast. You're
not fact checking. I'm telling I think we should check that.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
They say front holl. I'll send you the article. There's
something it's called the frontal and I was just thinking
the front holl. So I want to get I want
to get some front hoal.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
No, Babe, no, no, no, we have to wait. No,
we have to look it up.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
I'm telling you look it up. This is a new thing.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
I think you're just like saying front hole.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I'm just trying to be polite. I'm trying to do
what I am trying to go and learn and grow
with the time. So if they say.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
So when I call to have like my next check up, I'm.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
To saycologists, ask you're here the next time you go
to college and ask her about the term frontal. I
guarantee you the kind of cologists knows about that front
whole life and about you know, looking and examining.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Can't you know what this is? Save that for the
I am wrappa.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
I wanted to share it sounds. Just promise me, the
next time you go to the gynecologists, amongst other things,
you preface these that is terrible.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
I'm offended. That's terrible.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I'm telling you you might offend another woman if you don't.
You're for your vaginas. I don't know. I don't get
involved with these things.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
You're misbehaving, right, I don't get involved with behavior.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
I don't get involved with what women have to wrong with.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
A vagina in the front. People may be listening to
this with children in their car.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
And they should say frontal, you're changing the name. I'm not.
I'm going with the time where did you read this?
I'm gonna send it to you anyway. All right, we're done.
All right, this is a fantastic episode. Cute.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
You know what, even if I'll look at your toenail
clippings any day, you're so cute.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
You're ridiculous, babe. I love KEEBI bot what is it?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
KEEPI? But don't.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
You guys tell a friend to tell a friend about
the Rappaport's reality podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I'm keeby Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Michael Rapport, I'm out. Love you, babe, Love you.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Paper
This poor woman, and poor Delores. She deserves it. She
looked at she had a bad marriage with Frankie, she
kept him in her life for the sake of the kids.
How lovely is that? Then she went on to David David.
She moved into David without a ring, right helped him
design that house. And then she moved right on to
Polly without a ring. And it's been three years, and
(00:31):
that's not good. She shouldn't have moved in without the ring.
But she loved him, and she's trying to say to him,
which a lot of women do and they shouldn't. Maybe
I did it with you, but I'm not sure. But
you know what, I actually really didn't care if we
didn't get married at first. And then the whole kids
thing came, and that's the whole other. When you start
helping take care of some of these kids, it gets annoying.
But honestly, were so we knew each other for it's
(00:52):
different because I knew you before.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I was respect we're dolorous people.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
No, we're not. I was satisfied and I knew eventually
we could and we could do whatever. It's nice being married,
though I'm not saying that I love it. I love
being married. Hi babe, Hi babe.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Welcome to Rapaport's Reality. My name is Michael.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Rappaport and my name is Keeby Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
This is Rappaport's reality podcast. We don't even need to
say what it is at this point. This will be
the last time we say what it is, very last time.
Rappaport's Reality. This is my podcast and my wife's podcast,
Keebi Rappaport.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
This is Michael Rapport where we talk about all things
popular culture, all things reality TV, and some some very
very very curated things about our life. We curate the
things we talked about our life. It's gonna come off
like it's totally real.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's it's called the Rat's Reality.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
The process.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
There's a lot of times there should be.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Because you don't want to take things too far.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah you don't want to, We don't want to, and
you certainly don't want to.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Well they might mean yeah, they might want to. They
might be like fall down a flight of steps and
and and just talk about it and all that. Since
you guys get off so much on watching other people
ship the bed, sometimes literally and figuratively, why don't you
let us hear you ship the bed not happening.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, but it's really our love of reality television, So
why not share a little bit about the reality of
our life. That's what it's about.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
How you feeling. You, you're suffering from headaches. You got
a new hairstyle that every listen, I've been telling you
this hairstyle.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I've got my hair covered in a wrap, a hair
wrap like a turbaned Ethiopian Jewish style hair covering. And
I'm getting a lot of compliments.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
And I've been telling you for years this is a
good look for you.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Very bad, don't is what I call it. Keep you bad,
don't because you know what the funny thing is that yeah,
just now because because that's good though, Because I think
this is what mabe bad.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Don't.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, because I think this is what's causing my headache today.
I've been having side this headache. But I just realized
I did it too tight, because as I was we
were leaving New York, it just just fell off. I'm
not good at it. And I know, because you think
I'm a black woman, I should naturally be good at
wrapping my.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I don't think you should naturally, I say to you
all the time. You just got to come with Listen.
In the nineties, when I was doing when we and
you were with me, when I was doing higher learning,
I had to shave my head right and because I
didn't want to get sunburned, and where do you was going?
Because I didn't want to get sunburned. And when I
put on a baseball hat on my head, I looked
(03:41):
like a very sickly person.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Make a wish kid.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I would wrap my head a lot Tupac Shakur with
a headband, and I did it very well, but it
took the's this is not But it took me a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Of times to figure out how that white man you
knew how to put a do rag.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
But I'm saying a lot of time to wrap. You
think Tupac, you know, like he's the most iconic you
know sort of do rag wear because he wore it
so coolly. You think Tupac had his do rag style
down just like puff. No, we have to figure it out.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
It takes right.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
You just slapped that puppy on.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
And every few months and to right, you're right, you're right,
you're right. You got I think every time I see something,
there's this wonderful woman I follow on Instagram and she's
eat the open. She does it so it looks so
effortless and beautiful. And every time I do it, it looks
Craig Cray. It just it looks like I just got
out a shower and it's a towel. I don't think
it's supposed to look like that anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Get a lot of compliments, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
When I came downstairs, the door man was like, oh,
you're so beautiful. Everybody's saying something to me. It looks nice.
It feels nice to not do my hair. This is
why I'm doing it, because my hair is looking Craig Cray.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Okay. And one of the reasons why your hair is
looking Craig Cray, Oh, you tell me, is because our
apartment is being painted. Yes. And when you live in
New York City and they painted an apartment, if you
don't move every every little thing away from the wall,
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out of the closets and remove everything into the middle
little room at least two feet away from the room,
they will not paint your apartment correctly. Shout out to
the maintenance workers in our building. Yes, shout out to
the crew. I'm not gonna get well. We could say
we're Alex.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Jose, but I'm so we're so neurotic that I did.
We did, We asked for help, and then we did
everything ourselves. And then so I didn't take a shower
before we came up to Connecticut, and so I think
that my hair is looking broke down.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
But the moving of all the furniture, which is something
we me and you have been stressing about for weeks,
and we had the whole building like yo, we need help,
and they're like, yo, whatever you need, got you. And
then the day that we asked for the help, our
guy Jose came up there and was like, Yo, what
the fuck, because we've done it all.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You went and got tarps from the hardware stores, and
then you went back and you got more. We got
rolling rocks too empty, the closes outcomes. We want the
inside of the closet.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
We did the whole thing by ourselves. And you had
been saying you're not gonna help, and I said, I
am activated.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I thought you would be out of town. Nah.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I went and got myself a Trenty iced black coffee.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
YEP.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I did a couple of stretches and we moved all
that first, and then we were saying if we had
hired no disrespect couple of meth heads to come in
because the methods, because then you got to clean all
the dust. You gotta. We want any stone or any
corner to be left unturned? Is it?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yes? Stone turn?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Because like I said, it's a New York City apartment.
And if you get the wrong guys, they'll just I
don't know what, like they'll get some white out and
they'll just like, yeah, we're done. Because last time they
painted the apartment, they didn't painting.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
They came in and they saw that we are crazy
and it was really newly kind of painted and they
didn't think we needed it, so they left without doing anything.
But Babe, after you getting us two venty black coffees, uh,
we were. We were so hopped up that let me
compliment you on something hot. You're hopped up. But your
vacuuming skills are I feel like in a path life
(07:08):
you were speaking. Now, let me tell you something. You
you go into a zone when you're vacuuming. It's something
that I'm going to videotape you next time because you
you lock in and you're so good at it. I
don't want to disrupt you, but you bring up meth heads.
We once we had the coffee and we were like
halfway through with our Trenty Ventis whatever you get us.
We were. You reminded me I had neighbors back in
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the valley that were meth heads, right, and when they
first started doing meth they would clean. They would clean
for like, I don't know something, but when they the
drug gets really in them, they start picking the paint
off walls like they think they're like cleaning. I felt
at a certain point you and I were cleaning to
the point it was like a little too much. Like
we all know, we were getting corners.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I don't like the corners, the dust in.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
The corners, you know, on the baseboards. It was really bad.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
But I feel like and when you're when you're in it,
when you're in it, like you're like, well, if I
don't do this baseboard, then don't do that, baby. And
there's listen, this apartment. It's a regular New York City apartment.
Just yeah that motherfucker for decades. Yeah okay, and you
know it's never been totally totally redone. So when I'm vacuuming,
I'm like seeing like there could be like a little
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I don't know what it.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Is, but now you know how why I'm so neurotic.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
By the way, when you tell as neurotic as me,
now I see.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I because because he's painted and you're acting like I said,
you're hyper focusing. You're hyper focusing because we have so
much to do and you're in one corner for ten minutes,
the corners, no window, I know, the windows open, everything's
covered in your one corner for ten.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Minutes and I'm breaking.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, it was like you were metad. I was like,
come on, like we got to move on and you're
like wait a minute, and I'm like, no, we haven't
a whole apartment.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
To like corn every corner got got.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, well you did a good job. Nonetheless, we're moving couches.
We move couches, but we need to admit to something
because there's something really scary going when we move the
couch and scared me about you.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Baby, because you know, I don't know if you need
to bring this up on the show. No I do,
because I don't discuss see what you're about to tell
No I do.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I do, And you know what, I'm not trying to
embarrass you. But this is so disturbing to me. It's
on some Jeffrey Dahmer level. Because when we move the
couch and I don't know if you didn't want me
to see this, but I saw it. There are your
fingers I'm assuming their fingernails, but they may be they're bigger.
They're longer in length than a fingernail. Your toenail clippings
(09:33):
a pile and a specific spot.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
At six of them, more than six seven. It wasn't
more than ten twelve.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
In a specific spots because the way you lay on
the couch, the way you lay with your feet facing
this way, that's your specific way. And they're all in
the same spot.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yes, And I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Know why because you just said no, because the couch
listen to this is butt it all the way against
the wall and there's no space. There's ever do the
fingernail of toenails. Okay, you got your hand raised.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
To answer the question. The reason why the six or
seven finger maybe toenails were behind that particular corner of
the couch is because that is the most comfortable corner
of the couch and there's been times and we haven't
moved that couch. In a couple of years, there's been
times when I'm watching The Real Housewives of somewhere.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I'm always with you do it.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
You don't see me do it? I do it. I
have it down, babe. I was on stage the other
day performing I'm biting my nail. They don't know what's happening.
I'm biting that put in my part. They don't know
what's happening. I got a system down. So if I'm
sitting on the couch in the comfort of my own
home and I'm watching Summer House, which you gotta say,
is I want to do a whole rewatch of Summer House.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
By the way, Yeah, that's a good idea. Actually, because
there are season.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Eight I want to do a whole rewatching get to
the Hana Burner years and the shore. We got to
do it, because I really that show has grown off excellent.
But if I'm watching it, the important thing like this,
that and the third and I don't want to get
up and I'm drinking a something, I might six or
seven times have thrown a fingernail in there are not.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
To be trusted. That is disgusting, throwing a fingernail in
your own house you're not at PS one eight, you're
not at a bus stop. You're not homeless, you're in
your own home.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I'm just saying I would bet that most men, most
men married, single, in relationship or not. If you check
behind their couch, most men there's a couple of fingernails. No,
there is it. I guarantee you there is not.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
No one does that, I guarantee you.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I'm like, you know, I got a man at.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
A coffee table. At the most they might put it
in a on a coffee table and pick it up
and put it later. There's nobody who's slipping behind that.
We're you know, we're talking about this too long.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
People have no they understand. I think women are probably
going that's disgusting. And my husband, my girlfriend, oh my god,
my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I was so grossed up.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I'm surprised you, but you know, because you know, you
seem so surprised by that's what was just because.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
You know what it goes on. Because then when we
got in the bedroom and I moved your stuff to
go into your side of the dresser drawer.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
My bedside drawer, I said, don't go in there.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, because you have these little containers.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I said, don't go in there. That's my private shit. Okay,
well you're going into my private area, and my private
there's fingernails. I told you.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I mean there's a massive pile of DNA.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I mean it's a whole. I said, don't go in there.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
What are you saying them for?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I said, don't go in there because if you go
in there, you're gonna see more fingernails.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
And you learn this from but all I want to
can you imagine us going after your God forbid, your
dad dies a ninety one year old and does it?
Did you learn this from him? And we have ninety
one year old discuss toenails.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
And my father's got dinasty.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
You know, I don't know if Hermaline the housekeeper, hast
going through his private area cleaning out ninety one year
old toenails. Who's going to do that? Is that up
to me? You think your sister's going to do that.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I'm telling you right now, I.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Want to vomit even talking about it, thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Let's just move on from fingernail gat. You are listening
to wrap a ports reality. We will be ranked back
their painting, their painting our apartment. We're hoping and praying
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for it to go.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Well, I think it's going to The guy was nice,
he seemed good at his job.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
But then he left and I didn't get to grease's palms.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, I know, I know. We wanted to wait. I
wanted to wait, and.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Then he laughed, and then I was like, I don't
know where he came because I wanted to grease his
paid He was.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Going to come back in five minutes, and you weren't patient, So.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
No, it wasn't five minutes.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Now.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I was ready to grease his poms, real nice and
real properly, because I just want this paint situation to go.
They came in there ready to like move furniture and shit,
and they were like, what's going on there?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Impressed?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
We did a good job, and I just I think
he thought.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
We were crazy because the apartment looked like we were
about to like chop a dead body up. Everything was
covered in plastic. It looked like what was that show
with that guy that from oh yeah, yeah, remember.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
That shows the killer show Psycho Killer, No American Psycho, No,
it was Americans. That was the Christian Bale movie where
he had plastic. Yeah, the guy from Six Feet Under, Yeah,
damn American Killer. No, I forget the American hero Killer. Yeah,
I forget Psycho Killer. That guy's a good actor. He
(14:38):
was great, right, that guy's good actor because he was great.
And six feet Under them when show six ft me too?
A lot of people, I mean, you know, obviously the Sopranos, obviously,
Walter White, obviously. What's the other one with John Hamm
people of that show. Yeah, the John ham Show where
he's that one. People love the wire and these are
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the Game of Thrones and all that stuff. But six
Feet Under really was really, really well done, a reality
show just to show the world that we watched.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
We used to watch TV. It's really fun we used
to watch.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
No, you watch more than me. You're watching the Jennifer
Garner show show.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I like her because she's so likable.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
What's the Jennifer Garner show?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I don't remember, baby, damn.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
We're killing it today with But the last thing I'm
going to say, and the pivot I'm gonna take off
a fingernail gate, is do you think Paullie Paullie who's
dating Dolores Katanya Goddess?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
You're gonna jump right into that and piss.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Me off the Goddess of New Jersey.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
She is a goddess.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I gave her that name, yes, because she is.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
And you know what, I'm okay with you giving another
woman goddess title Goddess of New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
And you've met Dolores. Yes, I love her like anybody
that has any thoughts or imagination or opinions of Dolores
And what is she like? She's exactly how you would think.
She's actually sweeter in real life. Yes, not that she
hasn't come off on the show sweet, but you love genuine,
straightforward and beautiful and beautiful assault of the air, but
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also beautiful because the way.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
She's she is inside.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, she's just a warm, nice loving real person. Yes,
her family warm, nice loving Frankie Guns Junior Frankie I
call effectually Frankie Pistols. You just Dolores is exactly what
you said.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Do you think Paulie from Ireland who's very groomed, I
don't see. I think he goes to manicure of pedicure
like Weekly or Biden say that very groomed, very groomed,
And we like Paulie, but this week Real Housewives in
New Jersey, boy, oh, boy, that was one of the
that was fucked up.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
We were really disappointed. We rewound it three.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Times times because I was like, I might have missed
something here.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Miles Jordan's actually the Dust Brothers, Bleach Brothers. I don't
do this often. Play a clip from this scene where
Dolores ask Paulie about when and if he's getting he's
getting divorced, and when and if they're going to get engaged.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I mean, you can solve world peace before you get divorced.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
What's going on here?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
I mean we're shifting through while we have to separate.
It's what you're doing a divorce, right, I mean they
take about three years. It's being filed for two years
and something, so it's.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Coming up with a third year anniversary. Did you maybe
think about telling you the Drews.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I'm not saying. I don't think you're not telling you.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I'm a very easygoing.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Person, taking a little bit of a long time.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Maybe I'll wake up one day and say I'm gonna
have to rethink this.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
If it doesn't sooner or later, because I'm not rethinking anything.
So if you're a depositor that you possibly have to
rethink it.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
You need to check in on yourself.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I'm thinking about things. She has every right to ask
when he's getting divorced, because he did say it was
happening last year.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Now and then he's bringing up COVID. I'm like, COVID,
Oh yeah, COVID.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
COVID that excuse, like I can't come because I.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
It was when it was for a while. For it's
not anymore, yo, to get out of meetings, get out
of like, uh, you know anything anything that was a
good excuse. I think I have COVID. My wife might
have covide. I'm snifficently on.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
A test that's positive for COVID.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
You could get out of anything.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, sure, but it's you know, he used it even
just like loosely. I don't even know what he was
talking about. And we even sat there and dumbfounded and
talked about maybe you know, they talk loosely. I'm going
to ask you this in front of the camera. But
then she used a word that may have triggered him.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
But I even said, and I never say this about
reality TV. I never say this. I was like, Yo,
are they acting? Did they plan that? And then I
was like, why would he if they planned it. Why
would he let himself come off the way he came on?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
And I said, he ain't acted. He got triggered by
maybe even just a certain word. But when she said,
I'm starting to get a little annoyed, and he said,
you're starting to get You're starting to get angry, are you?
And he did that little smile and that's when.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
And then at one she said, and she said tree
like she started doing his accent.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, she did the accent or tink, tink, tink, He's
a tink. And what happened he anger shamed her, and that.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Is I'm used to someone like myself.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I'm used to being angry, and that's what triggered you.
You were like, no, no, no, you can't do that.
She has you know, she's so sweet, And this is
what I said. I said, you know what, babe, this
poor woman and poor Delor she deserves it. She look
at She had a bad marriage with Frankie. She kept
him in her life for the sake of the kids.
How lovely is that? Then she went on to David David.
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She moved into David without a ring right, helped him
design that house, and then she moved right on to
Polly without a ring, and it's been three years and
that's not good. She shouldn't have moved in without the ring.
But she loved him, and she's trying to say to him,
which well a lot of women do and they shouldn't.
(20:21):
Maybe I did it with you, but I'm not sure.
But you know what, I actually really didn't care if
we didn't get married at first. And then the whole
kids thing came, and that's the whole other of it.
When you start helping take care of some of these kids,
it gets annoying. Then when you buy a house with
somebody and everybody doesn't respect you because you're not a wife,
that's a.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Whole others and also deed putting things on the d
ye to.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Get your name on things again. But honestly, were so
we knew each other for it's different because I knew
you before.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I was respect we're dolorous, No, we're not.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I was satisfied and I knew eventually we could and
we could do whatever. It's nice being married, though I'm
not saying that I love it. I love being married
to you. But in this case for her, because she
just came out of that situation for you know what
I mean, being with the guy and being in the
house and not getting what she wanted. I hate that
she was saying to him, it's okay, it's not that
I care whatever. This is when women do things. She
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should have said from jump Ao, I just got out
of a situation where I lived with a man that
I didn't get the ring.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
This is what I want.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I'm going X y Z. I'm doing three years. That's it.
That's my cutof day. So when she said I may
have to, he goes, oh, better late, do it now
than later.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
She didn't say reevaluate the situation, but she basically said,
I made need to reevl He turned the whole situation around.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I don't know. Is that gaslighting?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
What is it that I didn't like it?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I do too, And I wish she would have said,
you know what, I know I would be impatient too.
This is terrible. But later on, when Joe Gorga, because
that he's known her forever, when he says, oh, he
kind of alludes to the fact that it's a money thing,
you know, when he Paulie says, you know, I'm gonna
put her to work. I'm gonna switch my business game.
Up and she's gonna work with me and we're gonna
do this. And Joe Gore is like, she ain't working.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
That's never a good side. Yeah, and I and again,
I say this with love and respect because I fuck
with Dolores and I fuck with Paulie.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
But on the Housewives, on the Real Housewives, when a
real housewives and or their spouse starts talking about switching
their jobs, yeah, it's never a good sign.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I know.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Now, now that might just be an additional job. We also,
we like Paulie and Dolores so much that we said,
maybe he hasn't gotten divorced, because maybe it has, like
you know, his kids are older, maybe, you know, because
sometimes people delay divorces because you know, spousal supported. Yeah,
but the longer you stay, the more what is it
(22:46):
called al alimony pay?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
And if he's working on the show, like sometimes people
are on the show, the reality show, and they're not
getting paid. And the longer he stays and becomes a character,
he starts getting a check. Do you see you when
you're saying And if he's getting a check, he's still
married to her, she starts collecting off that money. It
gets tricky, you know, what I mean, I don't know.
This is all allegedly and we're speculating, but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
He wasn't good.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
It wasn't good. I didn't like it. I was like, Yo,
don't disrespect her. Do not fucking disrespect Dolores on the show.
Dispect and she deserves to get everything she wants.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
You are listening to rap A Ports Reality. We will
be ranked back. We got.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
On you and we want the best, the best, the best.
She deserves like that, dude, Like she deserves that, dude,
and you know what, he's who said it, She deserves
to roll around and evently paid for.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Gorga said that, yes she does though.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
That's that bitch. I'm for real that like she is
all that.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
It's been reported and confirmed allegedly. You never know that
she's on Traders. Yeah, maybe she'll win fucking Trader.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Oh my gosh, would't that be so good?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
She'll be good on Trades. She'll be so good, so good.
They're saying she's actually on Trader.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I mean if I hope, so, she'll be excellent on
that show. She could win, She could win, she could win.
She was a prison like a ceo, A ceo, A correction.
She knows how to deal with every kind. She knows how.
This is an excellent I know. She knows how to do.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
She guys and talk about it. She told me that
when we were doing Watch what Happens. I was like, holy.
She told me in between a commercial break, and I
was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I know?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
And he was like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Was the chief of police and Patterson. She is everything
to be so elegant. She knows how to contain herself.
She knows how to hold herself. Because honestly, if I
was sitting at a table and my guy talked to
me like that, I would have let him have it.
We would have been done.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
He was on that bullshit.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
It was crazy. It was like, how did he turn
it around to her? She handled it so beautifully. She did,
She really did. She's really really a boss.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
She really is, and it's good to see her mature. Anyway,
we got our fucking eyes on you, Polly.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah, I got to bring up one more thing because
I still got my eyes on you about what just
because you know you been picking your nose a lot.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Okay, we just did fingernails that I know, but I just.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
We can't just slam. Polly got you you. I know
you're having allergy problems.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Is allergye season Potland seasons.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Pollen count is just really up. And we saw your
dad the other day and he was complaining and it
seemed might be genetic. He was saying that he's a
different person with the pollen count. I really need my.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Father was blaming his behavior's attitude on the pollen count.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
But no, he was saying his nose.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
But he said he's a different person on and off. Yeah,
but he.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Blamed that on the count. He's like it for the
I I act weird. It's because the pollen count. But
it made me I know, but it's that you can
blame everything on everything. But that being said, it made
me think. And I've been thinking all night. And then
when we were watching Catching Up on a reality TV
last night, and I was getting mad at you because
even from my peripheral, you pick your nose so much.
(26:20):
It drives me nuts. And when I say get a tissue,
I mean it, get a tissue. But then when we're driving,
you're picking your nose, you use two hands and you
don't there's tissue. We have two boxes of tissues in
the backseat and you don't use it, so you got
to go to make up an appointment with the alergist.
I think something no I asked you the other day
to do it, and I don't know something. You don't
prioritize your health. So that's what I just wanted to
(26:40):
say that.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Really, speaking of prioritizing on my health, I want to
give a shout out to the three women who I
saw in the Washington DC airport the other evening. It
seemed like they were hanging out, but then I saw
them with bags. Because at one point I was like,
are they just chilling in here?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Because you said that about the airport, you said people
just were there.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Bars in there, but like there was a few people
in there that seemed like they just went to the
airport bar.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Like they probably had a delay and they were good get.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Like there was these three women had bags, but there
were a couple of people in the Washington DC airport bar.
And I don't mess with bars. But I was watching
the game. Oh, I was watching the game, and these
three women they asked for you, They said, where's your wife?
Big portuality fans, and I wanted to give a shout
out to them. Because they were very funny, very sweet.
They had a lot of opinions about a lot of things.
(27:32):
And they said we listened to and they led with
where's your wife? Oh? And I didn't hear them at
first because I was watching the game and listening on
my headphones, and I was like huh, and they were
like your wife, and I was like oh. And then
I was so happy to meet them, and I just
I tell you that. And we did our radio tour
oh last week, Yes, three hours.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Of talk man. That was intense. That was so intense,
and a couple of times I was like, oh, I
suck at this, but it was so difficult. And I
do want to say I don't want everybody think that
I'm always on you. You are so good at what
you do. You have been doing this for thirty five years.
I'm so impressed with it. I did learn from you
because half the time, you know, you don't have to
(28:14):
actually answer the questions. Now you take it where you
want to take it, where you want to take it,
because answering the questions exactly is very difficult. And also
there's like meaningless sometimes like sometimes not meaningless, but you
don't have to and you're in control of the thing,
and it's also less tiring if you just make a
rote thing right like that, you're just generically.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Some of the radio hosts, and they were all great,
but some of them seem like they didn't know who
I was, who you were, or anything about any of
reality TV shows. So they're asking us question now. Some
of them. There was a couple of we were bantering
with and I was this week, could do this all day.
I know some of the set in northern California.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yes, and he was amazing.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Omar I think I can't. But he listened to the country.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
He was at the path. Because some of them sounded
they like they were from nineteen forty yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
But they were great.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
They were they were all nice people. Three some people
called me Kiki, Kiki.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
There was another one.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
They can call you Phoebe. They no, they didn't even
get close to Phoebe. I don't know what they were
calling there.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Was It was Kiki, and there was something else k
D Kelly. It says k E B. Yeah, anyway, it was.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
It was fine, but afterwards I was exhausted. I was
so tired to it, and at a level I don't
even know why it wasn't emotional because you're on.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Live radio and you're it's your adrenaline.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah, it was wild an, it's fun to do with you,
and I'm glad we're up and running and thanks for
listening everybody.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
It was It's great and you're a new bee to that.
And this is a seigue the same way. West. We
had a long dialogue about is it West or West Yes,
and it turns out it's definitely West West from Summerhouse, which,
like I said, it's I really like that show Love
Late to the Party eight seasons later. But west Uh
(30:09):
formerly known as Wes on this podcast, it's gotten himself
in all kind of shit. I know, he was the
man of the hour, the bell of the ball.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Is he in trouble with the public? Larger Chess with
Sierra and and Paige and Amanda.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Well, you know I what I'm guessing now, I'm not
totally in tune with this audience. I don't, nor do
I think I should be told.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
No, it's not demo twenty five twenty older babe, babe.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
They get these are younger people that watch the show.
So Kyle's like four oh that watched the show? Yeah,
with him I'm cool. But it's like, even if they're
like thirty three, right, I know, what the fuck are
you doing?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
All right, I'm watching the show like I'm watching we
are we are really watching the show like it's fun
of it. It's fun.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
But West, one of the things that came up during
Reunion Summer House Part one is basically and he he
sort of said it, he goes yo when the show.
He basically said when I got famous. When the show
came out.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
He was like, I'm trying to chick it in every direction. Yeah,
I'm going for it.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
And Page and all the other girls they were lambasting him, going,
you know, our fans are and no.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Disrespect the Page to sort watch it because that's my
girl and a man, I love them and I like
them all.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
But they were like, our fans are very respectful of relationships.
And I'm like, girls, you don't know what you're talking about.
They may approach you like that, but if they want
to get it West, they're gonna DM West. Yep, West,
yeap whatever yep. And what we knew from the show
by the time the show came out was that Sierra
and West weren't a thing. He became the rookie of
(31:44):
the year. Some even called him the number one guy
in the group, which I took offense to me. I
took a lot of offense to.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
That that's for one guy only.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
And basically he said, yo, I go to watch parties
and the fan he said, the fan base of the
show is predominantly women. And I'm like, that's what you're
talking about. Yeah, And I just want to say this,
this is a twenty eight year old guy who's never
been famous.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
See but I know, but you're talking like a celebrity
from the nineties. These people are on another whole thing.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Man.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
You sound like an old.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
About the social media game, just the everything life.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
They're aware of people's feelings. This is a whole other
fresh wasn't. Yeah, he's that's kind real. But that's why
they looked at him like he was Craig Ray.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
But they actually do like doing this and like he
hasn't been doing.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
This because he's new and he's not handling it right.
He's acting like he's in the nineties. At the same time,
he's in the bed with three guys acting like it's good.
What's good? Like we can all cuddle and they're like
that's out how we handle things. Have some sensitivity, okay,
but he was being honest. I'm saying this fame they
say it's the number one drug. Yes, it's true.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
And when you get that kind of fame, and he's
the people's choice, and the ladies like him. And the
other guy said he's cool and he dresses with his hats.
He does all the cool stuff with the the yellow
shoes and the yellow I'm like colors. And he's got
a mustache, and then he doesn't have a mustache, and
you know, he's the new guy. He's the new meat.
He's fresh meat. He's fresh meat to the viewers. He's
(33:12):
getting d M. He's twenty eight years old. He's from
Missouri or Kentucky. I don't know where.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
The fun well, he's thirsty.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I have to say I disagree. I have to say
this is you.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Were young and famous once and there wasn't no social media,
thank god.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
No. I under let me tell you.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I think they gotta cut him some slack. At least
he's honest about it.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
But he looks so cheap as a you know what's
going on.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
You just know what is going on. He looks scared
of like a deer in headlights. But you know, and
he apparently could get it out. I mean, you're you're
like his interpreter. Basically, you needed to be up there
and say, listen, he wants to get his dick, well,
as he should.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Until while they were filming the show, they weren't. They weren't.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Was her instincts were right not to get with him.
She knew that this was not the guy, you know,
and she pushed it. This was not for her, you
know what I mean. She wants to be with someone
who's really gonna commit to her. She likes to wait
for the right person. The West was not the person,
as simple as that. And you could see it. You
could see it. And he was waiting summer and being
(34:17):
a polite guy, trying to get some and uh got
many bounced. We knew he was gonna get something bounced.
He played the long game, and he was a dick
for doing that. That's what I think.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I think so too. Yeah, I think he was honest
about listen.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
No, he wasn't honest with her. He wasn't honest with her. Yeah,
that's his game. He just he he didn't want to
be with her. When she was like, are you doing this?
He was like, I'm gonna try. That's a lie. He
wasn't gonna try. He wants to do exactly what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Now, right, And I'm saying I have no problem with that,
and he should.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
So he's not an honest guy.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
I didn't say he's an honor I'm just saying he's
a young kid, right, Okay, I'm saying he's a young
kid who found fa He's you know, been called the
number one guy in the group, and you know, if
he wants to freak off, he should freak off. The
thing about Summerhouse that's really hard and frustrating as a
fan is that we're watching this now, we're heading into
(35:14):
the summer, and then.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
They're gonna start taping in August and then we don't.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Get the show again until next spring. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
that's a long time, don't they do maybe like Summer Now. Yeah,
but it's not the same people, right, No, Yeah, I
think it's a long time to wait. Yeah, it's a
long time wait. But I fuck with Summerhouse, and uh,
you know, can't stop, won't stop. I'm so glad that
(35:39):
there's more reality TV shows on the way. We got Atlanta,
we got Dubai, we got coming up, we got oc
coming up. We also I wanted to ask you about this.
Did you know that the term front holl? Do you
know this term front holl? Now, Okay, they are saying
(36:03):
that because you're talking about how these guys are, like,
you know, they're sort of woke and the trolley.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
That's appropriate.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I don't know if it may not be appropriate. I
don't think it metro, it's not. I don't know. But
they're saying the proper way to refer to a vagina
is call it a front holl. No, so yes, are
you sure? Yes? And certain people, certain people will get
offended and have gotten offended.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
If you, babe, I save this for your podcast. You're
not fact checking. I'm telling I think we should check that.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
They say front holl. I'll send you the article. There's
something it's called the frontal and I was just thinking
the front holl. So I want to get I want
to get some front hoal.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
No, Babe, no, no, no, we have to wait. No,
we have to look it up.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
I'm telling you look it up. This is a new thing.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
I think you're just like saying front hole.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I'm just trying to be polite. I'm trying to do
what I am trying to go and learn and grow
with the time. So if they say.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
So when I call to have like my next check up, I'm.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
To saycologists, ask you're here the next time you go
to college and ask her about the term frontal. I
guarantee you the kind of cologists knows about that front
whole life and about you know, looking and examining.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Can't you know what this is? Save that for the
I am wrappa.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
I wanted to share it sounds. Just promise me, the
next time you go to the gynecologists, amongst other things,
you preface these that is terrible.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
I'm offended. That's terrible.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I'm telling you you might offend another woman if you don't.
You're for your vaginas. I don't know. I don't get
involved with these things.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
You're misbehaving, right, I don't get involved with behavior.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
I don't get involved with what women have to wrong with.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
A vagina in the front. People may be listening to
this with children in their car.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
And they should say frontal, you're changing the name. I'm not.
I'm going with the time where did you read this?
I'm gonna send it to you anyway. All right, we're done.
All right, this is a fantastic episode. Cute.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
You know what, even if I'll look at your toenail
clippings any day, you're so cute.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
You're ridiculous, babe. I love KEEBI bot what is it?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
KEEPI? But don't.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
You guys tell a friend to tell a friend about
the Rappaport's reality podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I'm keeby Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Michael Rapport, I'm out. Love you, babe, Love you.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
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