Welcome to the fifteenth episode of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. Live From NYC! The Rapaport's are here to discuss: Having to rewatch RHONJ because things aren't sitting right in The Rapaport household about it, those coming for Dolores & if slob is a fighting word, Teresa Guidice being the Number 1 Gal, putting it in the pocketbook, doing the manual labor for painting The NYC place, Justin Timberlake arrested for DWI, if JLO gets back with AROD & Jenny needing to come on Rapaport's Reality, real drama coming from Real Housewives of Atlanta, being pumped for The Valley Reunion, Love Island aka F*ck Island & a whole lotta mo'! This episode is not to be missed!
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Hello, Hello man, Welcome to Rapaport's Reality.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Rap Reports Reality. My name is Michael Rappaport. My name
is Keeby Rapaport, and this is Rapaport's Reality, our podcast
which is rocking and rolling.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
We are cooking with more than just gas.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Hot grease, hot grease, hot weather in New York City.
Rapaport's Reality Michael Rapport, Keeby Rapport. This is our podcast
where we talk about all things popular culture, all things
reality TV, and some things about our relationship.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yes, some things, And I.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Mean we need to just jump into this because we
just rewatched.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Right, We had to rewatch, just like last week, we
had to rewatch a Real Housewives of New Jersey because
there are some things in this season that are not
going over well. And the Rappaport house.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I don't know what or why people would think they
should be anything.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
But bowing, fully, respectful and just just totally decent to
the Great Dolores Catania aka the Goddess of New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
But yeah, here we are again again. I mean, last
week was bad because of the whole thing with Paulie.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
If you remember last week, we broke down in detailed
fashion the conversation with her it's not even her fiance.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
No, we can't even say that as we should. We
should be able to say that, but.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
We're not even her fiance. It's her boyfriend. I think
three years or.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Two plus years plus, it's probably.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Three years now based on when they filmed and we
broke it down. We were surprised, we were offended by
that conversation between Paulie and Dolores and the dust clears.
And then this week we find out that Jackie gold Schneider.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
How dare I mean, how dare One of the greatest
moments for me now occurred this Sunday night when when
the Great I'm gonna call him the Great Joe.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Banino, Great Joe Banino in the background, if you know that,
he'd be like, wait, who what me?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Margaret would take it away very quickly from him.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
But Margaret, the Great Joe the Great.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You know why because he's in the cut in the background,
just as sly as he can be, holding up his phone,
pointing out the phone, like, check your phone, de low dolo,
I say, del check your phone, And she checks her phone.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Doesn't battery, She doesn't, she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Even she does not flinch. This this is why she's
a goddess. She's so cool, and she noticed, says a
text that says, I guess.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
They screens screenshot a conversation conversation between Jackie goldshat or
who we like and we like her.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I love them, I've loved everything up until now. I'm
still finding questions in my head why she's even how
she explains it. I'm like, nah, you want to be
on the show.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I don't understand. I don't understand where she's at. And listen,
let's stay focused.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, listen, Jackie. She gets she gets a screenshot. I
feel like she's like, he was talking about me. You
do better than me.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
She goes, I just got a screenshot you called me
a slob. And at first I was like, I couldn't tell,
because you know, maybe it was her accent or the sound.
I was like, call her a slop. And then I
was like, she couldn't have called In my hand, I'm thinking, how, why,
where could you call Dolores a slob?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
First of all, don't get a twisted and let's get
it straight.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Delores is in no way a slob. Not only is
she not a slob, I.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Use the right word, bitch, it's not. She can't. She's
not a slob. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
She's not only not a slob, she doesn't look like
a slob. Well behave like a sound like.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
She doesn't dress like a slob. There's nothing about her
that slobs.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Nope, Nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
And Jackie Goldschneider tried to backpedal.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
But you know what, respect because she got caught and
dead in her face.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
She walked away because I would walk away to it
if if somehow someway I had some kind of serious,
serious brain fart, and and somehow, some way was in
a conversation in text referring to Dolores as a slob,
which I just it seems so far fetched. It seems
so out there to she's not even provocative. She's so
(04:53):
fair and loving and chill. Yeah, to call her a
slob and then to have Dolores bring that up to
you out of nowhere, I'd be scared.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I'd be terrified because should have walked away. She should
walked scared, and she walked away slowly, Yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
She should have walked away slowly with the because she didn't,
she turned her back, I would be walking away like
I would have backpedaled down.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, no, I would have turned around and walked away
backwards and put my eyes on her.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Oh yeah, because I would have been like, she's gonna
fuck me up? And and rightfully so I was wrong.
It was wrong, how offensive? How dare And I just
don't get it.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
This is two weeks now where Dolores, the goddess of
New Jersey is somehow, some way being disrespected, and and
Dolores that got us in.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
New Jersey doesn't give out any disrespect. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
No, I don't know why they're coming for her. What
did she do?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
She did nothing?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
She Jackie Goldshutter in her diet trap and her back pedaling.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
She said, you know the way I use it. No, No, slob.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Is over changing, changing the definition of slob.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
The misfighting words.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah, like when you call somebody a slob, that's like
almost like the sea word, like it's different. But like
to call from one woman to call another woman a slob,
you have to earn that. And I'm very good at insults,
and I throw around insults in my non raproports reality life.
I don't do it here, but some might say in
(06:22):
my real life, I just refer to it as my
non rapports reality.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Co host Life slob is intentional.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, No, I've been known to call myself a slob
after like double fifting, pounding jellybeans, eye wake up, and
I show you fat slob and.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I deserve it.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
And it's worthy of me calling myself that. And that's sodo,
you know what I mean. But under the breath, I
wouldn't say it out loud.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I've called other people's slabs, but I don't. It's not
like you go, you asshole assholes a broad insult.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, I don't know where she got that from.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It's pretty much the bottom of the bottom of insults.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Like it's like it is for a minute, it was
Texo for a minute. I was like, maybe there was
a you know when you hit the buttons, that there's
maybe another thing like bitch turns into slob you hit
the b and then maybe it's near the s And No,
she called her slab, and I'm it's not the right word.
It's wrong. And for that, you get one strike against
your name. Jackie Woldschneider.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Also she's getting two strikes against her name because I
know that Teresa Judaice, the Great Teresa Judaice. She is
the MVP, she's the number one gal in the group,
and she's flipped tables. She did hard time in prison,
she went through a divorce. She's giving it, she's taking it.
Her hairline is impeccable. We all know her story. But
(07:45):
I don't know if maybe she really does have juice
behind the scenes, or maybe she does come for people's jobs.
But people, they're scared of her, except for except for
Johnny Fugazi, John Fuda. Listen, I don't think you're fugazy,
but that is a good nickname.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
It's good her husband, his husband.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I mean, it's not hard fuoda fugazy.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
But it's a good nickname. It's a fun nick Fugazy
is a Johnny Fugaze is a funny, funny thing. Like,
they're not scared of Teresa Judas, but they're intimidated by her,
even though they came at her with fire and.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Eerie is it eerie? Ire fire? What is ire fire?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Fire?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Fire and iron?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
They came during iron, ice, fire and ice, iron, eerie whatever.
They had to get themselves. So, like, you know what,
we're not going to be scared of her. We're not
going to take any ship from So during that sit down,
they came at the Great Teresa Judas like they weren't
scared of her. But the fact that they came at
her like they weren't scared of her means that they
are very leery of her. And I don't know, like
(08:52):
everybody's scared ship like Jen Fessler scared shit, Jackie Goldschander
is scared.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
People are scared.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Schuessler is like self admittedly, like you know, like she's
soft sauce, right, Like she calls her what is soft?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
She will what does what's what is it ice in Switzerland? Switzerland?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, she's a soft suff like a blank wet blanket, right,
she doesn't count for anything, but fuda, listen. I respect
that guy. I don't think he's scared of her at all,
no or Louis or anything. He ain't scared of shit, okay,
And I respect him, and I don't think he's backing
down or anything. And I also think he's wise and
he's like, this is how it's gonna go. I can't
(09:33):
and I liked it. And when it wasn't going his
way moving, he doesn't seem like he does a lot
of toxic ship and he's gonna get it and he's
gonna bounce. I respect him immensely.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
But I think that Jackie Goldschneider. And we've said her name.
This might be the fifth or sixth time I've said
her full name. It's a fun name to say. Also,
it is Jackie Goldscheter. She I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I don't get either.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
She felt the wrath to reach the judis.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
And then she's turning on Margaret, and Margaret seems confused
about how loyal she was to her, and she's letting Margaret,
now know you really weren't and you didn't really do
shit for me, And Margaret's like, what are you talking about?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I just don't think there's any any apology or coming
back from what happened with Dolores. No, and I don't
think Dolorus is gonna drone around about it.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I think she. I don't think anybody probably has ever
called Dolorus a slob in her whole life.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
No, no, it hasn't happened. But Dolores is gonna put
it in her pocket book. Okay, she's gonna keep it
in her pocketbook.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
What kind of pocketbook do you think she has like
kind what's a Dolores bag?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Oh, she's got all the nice ones. But I'm saying
she's gonna put it in her old school pocketbook. We
call them pocketbooks, okaytch, And she's not gonna forget She's.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Not putting in a Fendy bag or no, she's.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Gonna put it in the closet, in the back of
a pocketbook.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Like in a shoebox.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Speaking a backup closets and poka books. We moved back
into our newly freshly painted apartment, which looks fantastic. It
actually is a whist Oh my gosh, it's so clean.
I mean, we were so nervous and worried about coming
back putting everything back together. They did a fantastic job.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
They did a fantastic job of painting. But we I
have to say.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
We collectively, you and I I will give you that.
Just you and I put everything back together. And some
might say, well, Michael Rappaport, KEEPI rap report. Why would
you guys do the manual labor, Why would you guys
do all the schlepping. Why wouldn't you let somebody else
(11:45):
or pay for somebody else?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
And can I explain why.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Sure, I'm trying to figure out why too.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Short.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Story short, the reason why we did it ourselves is
because sometimes with this, in order to get it done correctly,
you gotta do it yourself. And unless and I know,
we don't let babe, if we had had some handymen
in here.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
We would have wind up you.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Especially, I'd let the motherfuckers do it. I'd been like,
go ahead, move it all. I just sit there, drink
iced tea and be like put that there. Nope, a
little bit six inches to the right. No, that goes
to go further against the all. I know, Oh wait, no,
you scratch the wall. But but you would have been
like working with them. Yeah, I'm like, yo, if I'm
paying you, I'm gonna let you do your job. The
reason why we did it ourselves is because long story shirt,
(12:32):
it's a New York apartment. We had to literally take
every single thing. And I'm talking about every single thing,
every award, every every every row bag, every every shirt,
every every headband, every pair of socks, you have jeans, pants.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
We don't have that much stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
You tell the women, what's your best.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Your self proclaim minimalists and people know that, Noah, we're
like they have nothing. We really don't, and we live
in a one bedroom apartment. We like to be minimalist.
But when we were doing it, we're like, we think
we're minimalist. We have a lot of stuff, but we
took all the stuff out.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
They did all.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
We were smart enough to get like rolling rocks. We
wanted the inside of the apartment. It's an older apartment,
so it needed, you know, some fixing it up.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
It's got paint.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It's funny, or it had it had.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
It had, because now it's gone.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
It had paint on here from the nineteen eighties, maybe
the seventies.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I can't verify.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
No, but it's been painted many times.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
It's been painted, but I'm saying, you know, like the
Deep Dive painted. I don't think it's ever been painted
like fully, maybe it has, Yes, it was painted, But listen.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
This is so funny that you're like talking about this
like at all seriousness. Usually, Like when we moved back
into this apartment from La we've had it, it's been
in the family whatever. But when we moved back back in,
I did the whole thing myself.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Did you do the moving?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I did everything. Baby, you were working, you were out
of town. The fact that you did it. First of all,
I want to compliment you because you we talked, talked
about it, we discussed it, we game plan boom. I mean,
like both of us have are probably.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Undiagnosed or in the bedroom first.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Undiagnosed ADHD people, so we had to or like that.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
You were like at one point like and we're in
the bed, get ready to go see be like, you
know what, I want to bring the swifter because I
want to swift out the closet.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I'm like, okay, because.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
We don't have that swifter yet. But this was a
loom you No, we're thinking like nut jobs. But I
want to compliment you because usually you get angry when
things get overwhelming and then you start hot and sweaty
and overwhelming, and that you have the good idea to
put the window treatments up first so we could put
the air conditioner on. But I want to compliment you
on something because you self regulated your moods and I
(14:42):
could hear you kind of in the corner talking yourself down.
It's okay, Mike, you know it's okay. It's gonna be okay,
And fuck these shoes and who wears this views and
what grown man has this many shoes? Yeah, and you
gave them away, and you you kind of cut out
a lot of your stuff, which I was proud of.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
It's the fucking sneakers. Yes, it's the hoodies, the sneakers,
the hoodies. I would say, sneakers and hoodies were my
biggest thing.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
But let that be a lesson yourself, regulating. You can
actually talk yourself, I want.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
To say right now, I dropped all of our stuff
off at Goodwill, and I once again had Goodwill regret.
I was like, oh gosh, oh no, I think I
gave away a different pair of sneakers that I might
want again. But I said, you know what, it feels
so good to have nothing in this apartment.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
It feels nice. We clean this shit. Did's so clean.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
We vacuumed, we dust, I mean we were in here.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
You said to me you would make a terrible crackhead,
and then you started calling me Sally crackhead. I don't
think crackheads clean like meth heads, so it would be
meth heead Sally, by the way, And I take that
as a compliment because as we were cleaning, and then
I rearranged the closets, and I had that like negative space.
You know on art, there's like negative space. Taking a
photograph when there's like negative space. Aside from orgasms, nothing
(16:00):
pleases me more than negative space in a closet or drawer.
Just because you have a closet doesn't mean it has
to be absolutely filled.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It doesn't have to be stuck.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I can't stand it. You know, when you get a
shirt and when you get a shirt out of the
closet and you have to like move everything and like
you know, scram your hand in there to move it.
Hangers out of the way. So right now we're at
a very good place with the moving. We took the
covers off the couch and we had the dry clean.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I mean we really put them back on.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yeah, I mean we did a whole and we did
every single possible thing. We took the covers off the couch,
had them cleaned, and then put them back.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
And then we're gonna wait to see how long it
is before there's toenails behind this couch.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
No, I'm not going to do that again.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, what are you gonna do with them?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I'll throw them out.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I'll say, you're gonna hold them in your mouth until
you get up to go pee, because that's typically what
you would do.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
You'd put them in your pocket. I put them in
a sock sometimes, like I stuff it in my sock.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
You fold the socks folded down like this fucking disgusting.
It's just just it's vile. It's disgusting, and you know,
let's hope for a better plan.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I want to ask you a question, how is your
body reacting to the movie, Because I'm gonna be honest,
I haven't said anything about it. I think like I
did something to my back, Like my back hasn't been
the same for three days now.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Michael. Well, Michael, I grew up with a single black mom,
and I did lots of manual labor growing up. I
think that's your white privilege talking to you. What you
didn't you haven't done ship, No, you did that thing
called acting work.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
No, yeah, no, I said you know what I said,
this is I said, I.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Used to manually.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
You know what as a as a sixteen year old,
I wanted a car. I had to change park plugs.
So I don't know, babe, my back did hurt a
little bit. Kidding about the white privilege because I think.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Oh, no, I took a white privilege break.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
You actually said it. You said I'm gonna take a
white You had me in here working like seely, no,
we were you like the color purple in here.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
You you tapped on I need a break too.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
I tapped out a little bit earlier than you at
some once, but I said I need to Then I
got back up and the job got done.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
You kept saying, we came in from Connecticut. We got
here at like what time, nine o'clock.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
We're gonna be having lunch soon.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
And it wasn't lunch, babe.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
It was late afternoon lunch.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
We were finished by three.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
And we we were in bed at six. That shit
knocked a lot. It was almost hot, even though.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
We had the air conditioning. It was hot because it's
hot in the sun. It's it's and there's like a
heat wave across the country.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I know, it's not fun. I get so mad that
nothing worse than a lady in menopause and the heat.
She ain't pretty well, well, you look pretty thank you.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
You know who wasn't moving, You know who was confined
for a few hours is justin Timberlake.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Oh boy, yo, let me tell you something. Nobody is
safe these days.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
It used to be where if you were celebrity, they
let you off, or it used to be if you
were like the president or the president's son, like you know,
you can yo you get caught doing something.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
These days, they ain't.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Playing games white privilege or not. Why was he driving
an usher? They might have beaten his ass. Yeah, they
arrested justin Timberlake, who was leaving a party or a
restaurant in the Hamptons. Yeah, which we've never We've never
done that. I've never done that in my life. I've
never been to one party in the Hamptons.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I've been to the Hampton.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Remember we went one time some rich person let us
stay in their house and we were too freaked out
when you were like, how do you turn on the music?
And then they it was a long time ago, and
then they turned on the music and we were like,
we don't know those people well enough. They could be
watching us, and we bounced.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
It was a movie producer. They stay in my house
and now they were like hey. We were like, let's
try a new experience and no, and then we were.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
They're like two street kids. We were like this is
a way too weird and we don't know you well
enough bye bye.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah, And they were like changing, They were like, how
do you get the lights off?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
This was like but when people had.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Like the smart house before a smart house.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, there was a smart house that was dumb and
we had to call and shut the lights and lock
the doors and yeah, he turned the TV carry.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
It was like a scary movie.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
And the next morning we were like, we gotta go,
and they were but you said you were to stay
four days.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
You're like, that's what we said. We're getting the we're
getting at here.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, but justin Timberlake, Yo, the Hampton's. The Hampton's is uh.
It ain't what he used to be, you know, Billy Joel.
You don't think they picked him up on the side
of the road. Bruce Springsteen or something.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
I don't know what he So he got a d
U I a d w Y driving while in top
don't you got an uber like a driver? You're just
in Timberlake? Where's your wife?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I don't understand the driving while anything anymore? These rich people,
they what's where's the driver?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Where's the driver? Like, don't you got a lift account?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Or or you don't got an uber on your phone?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Was he? I think it was by himself. Yeah, but
justin Timberlake.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Uh, that's kind of like the first Well, he's had
some blips. He had the Janet Jackson thing, which was
a blip.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
That was an accident though, what wasn't it or did
he pull it down?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
No, I can't.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
You shouldn't say that because the Janet Jackson people say, no,
that guy did it. He showed her titty on purpose.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Yeah, but I think they both knew, and I think
the way they did it was screwed up. But the
way they did it and what happened last night, I
guarantee you, Uh, Janet Jackson didn't call to be like
you good like after he came out of print because
they had him in custody. I think he spent the
night in jail. No, you know jail. It's the Hampton's
Hampton's jail. It's probably got like a better pillow than we,
(21:17):
uh we were having this. It's like a four seasons jail.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Right, I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
And I mean that's a big star, like the police
must be yo, they know all. It sounds like yo,
I'm bringing sexy back and baby bye bye bye, like.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
He's underratedous.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I don't think he sings baby bye bye bye and.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Sink baby bye bye bye bye bye bye them exhibit thing.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Did you well, he's got a lot of hits.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Man bangers, Yeah, bangers.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I wonder what's wrong? Why do you have to get
drunk and get in a car?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
I don't know, but you don't drink and drive. Yeah,
you don't drink and drive.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Not when you got cars and dubers and cabs, got
money and trains, got horses out there.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
You can take a horse do something.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
JT's got a lot of hits. But you also know
who's got hits? Is that a Rod with that baseball?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Oh? Yeah, well yeah, you know what.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
They're talking about? Dead j Loo?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Uh doubling back babe, No, I swear, I read, I
swear I heard. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? Not
only that? What if what if j Loo got back
together with a Rod and then went to Nashville with
him and did a country album.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
That's what they're saying she should do to revive She did.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Both of those things. What do you think would happen?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
If Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
One of those things would mess her life.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
What gets back together with Aaron Rodriguez, She's gonna be
what's his name, Aaric.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
A yeah, I know, and you say his whole name.
It's like he didn't know.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
If she gets back together with Aaron Rodriguez, there's something
seriously wrong with her, seriously wrong with her. First of all,
you know that also Ben Affleck is like the number
one Boston Red Sox fan.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
And the fact that she was with a Rod who's
a Yankee crazy and a cheating Yankee crazy.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Not just let me remind people, Alex Rodriguez didn't also
allegedly cheat on Jennifer Lopez. He one hundred and fifty
percent cheated facts when he was playing baseball, and he
denied and denied, and like what people knew, he was
still denying, and like it would be like if Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Not to say that a Rod is Michael.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Jordan, but he's he's like Kobe in terms of like
arguably one of the greatest baseball players during his prime.
It'd be like if you found out Kobe Bryant was
on steroids during his prime. Alex ro Reig was cheating
when he was at his best and then denied it.
And kept denying it and like it was just a
crazy thing. Listen, if there's plenty of fish.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I don't know where this rumor is coming from. It's
a rumor. I mean, where there's molke, there's fire. The
rumor said and whoever is quoted and it said something
like she's kind of over the idea that he cheated.
She kind of over that because it's not that he
really cheated. It's like that he reached out to the
girl on Southern Charm, the Blonde, the Blonde, and you
(24:33):
know that they had a little exchange and maybe they
met up or whatever.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Where does she meet? Where does a rod meet?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
You know he met at a hotel, Like yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
She went to the Nah Yo.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I don't know what happened. I wasn't following like when
she was with Arod. I was like, this is just
the corniest couple ever, because I think.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
By the way, I bought into every little bit of it.
I followed them on YouTube because they used to document
their whole life. I watch all the youtubes. I even
signed up for her, like, hey, this is j LO
newsletter right, which is just sad and I only it's
not like I enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
There's got to be a playbook for pop singers to
go And I'm not saying she should go off, but
you're never going to be Jenny from the Black again,
and nor should you want to be.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
It's got to be like a rehab center for like
transitioning into like civilian life and being okay with it.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Why is it like there's got to be three movies
a year. I need to put out an album. I
need to get another documentary, like she's got as many
documentaries as like, I don't know, Princess Diana, Like how
many you're fifty something years old? How many documentaries do
we need about your fucking life where you act like
you're sharing everything but we never find out anything anything?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah, I mean this last one. Did they even come
out on Netflix? Where she shares her live No, it's
like a musical. That's not a musical. That's a musical, which.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Is I'm going to tell you things about me you've
never seen before, and we never and she never says it. No,
but I'll tell you one thing. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
If she gets back with a rod, they should do
a fucking reality show, you know what?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
She you know what will really bring her career back.
Tell us what went down with puff Daddy. That'll get
some eyes on you. Yo, wanna you want to make
a comeback?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
You want to be in the good graces.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Tell us the truth. Yeah, all truth, nothing but the truth.
She knows everything.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
She knows where the bodies are buried and who was
doing the digging. She knows everything. But I don't know
if that rumor is true.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
But it's just one mess after another mess with with
Jyal and I just don't get it. I don't know
if it should be called the Judy Garland Liza Minelli's
school of you know, moving on.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Not to say that she shouldn't work. She's still totally
but have to work a little less.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah, I think you said it one of our earlier
podcasts that she should do small serious parts, like really
serious good parts and you know, really where she can
get her teeth wet and you know her chops And
do you really.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Want to do a tour? Like do you want to
go on tour?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Like a world tour? Oh that's so funny, babe, did you?
Was I show you on TikTok? The girl?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Like a server singer in Connecticut who I'm just Jennifer
the Block.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I heard you you were watching it to it from
Frost Trip.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
She sounds like she laid down the tracks, and she
sounds sounds like her. It is her.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Oh, I got to check it out.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
She laid down the tracks. Jaylo sang over her, and
they turned the girl all the way up and it's her.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Wait a second, she sang for Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
She sang the demo, and then when they gave the demo,
she sang, she sang it, and then Jlo sang over
and even the little laugh that she does a little
laugh in it.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Oh, they kept her laugh and she's a server sings.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
It on TikTok and everybody's like, yo, that's your voice.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Jenny from the Block. Just take a chill, Bill, Please
take a chill. Come on the Wrap Ports reality show.
We'll set you straight.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah. We shot up her first interview with Jennifer like, YO.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Won't tell us nothing, don't come in here. Yeah no, no, no,
she needs to just stop it. Because I was watching
a video of her walking around. She's so light and sweet.
She's walking around angry. Now I'd be mad too if
this is my fourth marriage and.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
He's got a funk with ben Affleck heavy.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
He's walking around with another big gulp, trying to keep
the cap on. Big enough man, you know, too many
jackets on his skinny Jean's falling off. Man. He's a mess.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
He always looks like he's sweating, like he's on his
way to the gym or.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
From smoking smoking. He just is a mess. I mean,
what is wrong with her?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I wish I could meet like a matchmaker and help
find someone for her. I really really do.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
But how do you where does she who? Does she
go out with? Jennifer Lopez?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
She's still a human beings. She deserves it. This subject
really really bothered.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
I know I don't want to talk about Jennifer Lopez,
but when you said you heard that she may get
back together with Ayrod, I was like, flag up.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Really scares me.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Anyway, we're rooting.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
For you, Jo, We're also rooting for Kenya Moore. Yes,
there's drama coming from the Real Housewives of Atlanta and
the show. The season hasn't even finished shooting, but allegedly
Kenya Moore suspended.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Now this one makes me mad. I'm mad. Why she suspended?
Did you hear what it was. She had a poster
up in her salon.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
I guess there was a beef with the new girl
and she posted a poster or hung a poster in
her salon Kenny Moore Haircare respectfully Keny Moore Haircare, Kenya
Moore Haircare. She posted a poster, hung a poster of
the new castmate who I can't don't shouldn't know her
(29:47):
name at this point.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
In a sexual way.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I learned names until I need to see.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
You on the episode, like you need.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
To earn the learn Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
And now she's suspended indefinitely, and for me is really
he makes me mad?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Is that word indefinitely?
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Like why they're doing an investigation, they're figuring it out.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
What is there to figure out?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I guess she posted a picture of this. You know
you can't do that.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
You can't take like posting sexually explicit picture, Like I
think there's laws about that stuff.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
But the woman is in the picture herself. Isn't it
a poster of her working or no?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
No, I thought it was her in doing something sex
but it's a poster, so no. Keny Moore from Kenny
Moore Haircare, President CEO allegedly I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
The tea hasn't spilt, the tea is brewing.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
She she posted something that I had never done this.
I've never done that.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
I know. We can't afford to lose Keny Moore.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
We cannot.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
We cannot. That show cannot. There's too many, there's too
many buildings, pillars of.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
She is the star.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
She's a star, even with Porscha coming back. You can't
Porscha coming back. She's like, I'm gonna just do the minimum.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yes, I feel like too. I feel like she's to
do that too. Without Candy, we've lost all of our ogs.
We need Kenya.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Suspended, indefinitely, suspended indefinitely.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
That's just I don't know. You know, other people have
done way worse.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Well, maybe this is falls into like a pornography.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
That's what I'm saying. I think it was such.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Traffic type of I don't know, not that, but something
like that legally for something allegedly.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I don't write for the network, and I don't know.
I don't know, but we need to figure this out.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
What was that show? Olivia Pope, wasn't she a lawyer?
You need to call up Olivia Pope. Get this straightened out.
You need or call Faedra.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
She's a lawyer. Call call faed and get this shit
straightened out. Ken you more.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
We need you, We need you bad. There can't anymore fallen.
Bravo soldiers. These are pillars, buildings, very very.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Important television stars.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
We need you anyway. We also, I am pumped. I
don't know about you. We didn't talk about this. I
am pumped for the Valley. Oh, reunion.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Reunion is going to be good.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
And the Valley's come a long way because if you
guys remember at about episode three or four, we were
looking we were.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
About to tap out. Oh I'm glad we didn't.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
We were about to throw that towel in there, and
we didn't. We didn't, And they're on their way. And also,
you know, there's a lot of Lalla drama. You know,
I personally think she's about to give birth. I personally
think the vander Pump Rules. This was my prediction. Vander
Pump Rules will start filming sometime next spring and will
(32:36):
be out the fall of twenty twenty five. Wow, that's
my prediction. I think Lala will be in it, or
she won't. I don't know, but that's my prediction, it's
gonna be a little pause. Lala is giving birth. Take
a little chill pill.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
I think she needs to take a chill. I think
she's gone on the podcast rounds. I think she's got
not to hormone shame because I got my own our
owne problems going on. But she sounds hormono. She's up
and down, She's all over the place. I wish the
best for her. She needs to have her baby. Folks
on that. I did hear her say though, if she
had a choice to be on The Valley or Real
(33:12):
Housewives of Beverly Hills, she'd choose Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
She wants to be, but she they'd have to do
a new a new show. You can't PLoP her in
the East.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
It's totally different generation and we're also we watched three
episodes in a row.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
That's three hours of Love Island and.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
To me, totally worth it. And I only watch it
for Ariana.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Let me tell you something, babe, that ship took took
some life out him.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I know, I know that's like a fuck show.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
I know it's a very very weird show, Fuck Island,
But they had no one's had sex yet. That's really interesting.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
But the whole setup it's.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Very sexual and the cameras, and I wonder if they
tell that this is just my last question. I guess
we can let our audience go. But I wonder when
the girls are laying on that like it, and the
they're like, make sure you don't spread your legs here
because there's a camera right there, and the girls.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Like boom, and she's like, I mean they protect you know,
you know, like on.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
There's not blurring though, like the girls are right there.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
I know there's cameras everywhere.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
It's wild.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
But but that show. Listen, we watch like you're too
old to be watching. Yeah, man's say, yes, the age
isn't even like I feel like it's just like your
I don't think anybody of any age you watch that show,
let alone a fifty four year old man.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
I don't think any I think that that's like you.
You might as well go outside, find a brick wall
and like lightly.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Tap your head against.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
We can stop there.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
That don't take that takes brain cells away from you
watching that show. This is not a high end reality.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
I'm watching to support Ariana.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
I'm watching to support Ariana, but it's challenging. Anyway, we're done.
Tell a friend to tell a friend about Rappaport's reality.
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Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yes, some things, And I.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Mean we need to just jump into this because we
just rewatched.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Right, We had to rewatch, just like last week, we
had to rewatch a Real Housewives of New Jersey because
there are some things in this season that are not
going over well. And the Rappaport house.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I don't know what or why people would think they
should be anything.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
But bowing, fully, respectful and just just totally decent to
the Great Dolores Catania aka the Goddess of New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
But yeah, here we are again again. I mean, last
week was bad because of the whole thing with Paulie.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
If you remember last week, we broke down in detailed
fashion the conversation with her it's not even her fiance.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
No, we can't even say that as we should. We
should be able to say that, but.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
We're not even her fiance. It's her boyfriend. I think
three years or.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Two plus years plus, it's probably.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Three years now based on when they filmed and we
broke it down. We were surprised, we were offended by
that conversation between Paulie and Dolores and the dust clears.
And then this week we find out that Jackie gold Schneider.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
How dare I mean, how dare One of the greatest
moments for me now occurred this Sunday night when when
the Great I'm gonna call him the Great Joe.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Banino, Great Joe Banino in the background, if you know that,
he'd be like, wait, who what me?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Margaret would take it away very quickly from him.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
But Margaret, the Great Joe the Great.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You know why because he's in the cut in the background,
just as sly as he can be, holding up his phone,
pointing out the phone, like, check your phone, de low dolo,
I say, del check your phone, And she checks her phone.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Doesn't battery, She doesn't, she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Even she does not flinch. This this is why she's
a goddess. She's so cool, and she noticed, says a
text that says, I guess.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
They screens screenshot a conversation conversation between Jackie goldshat or
who we like and we like her.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I love them, I've loved everything up until now. I'm
still finding questions in my head why she's even how
she explains it. I'm like, nah, you want to be
on the show.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I don't understand. I don't understand where she's at. And listen,
let's stay focused.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, listen, Jackie. She gets she gets a screenshot. I
feel like she's like, he was talking about me. You
do better than me.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
She goes, I just got a screenshot you called me
a slob. And at first I was like, I couldn't tell,
because you know, maybe it was her accent or the sound.
I was like, call her a slop. And then I
was like, she couldn't have called In my hand, I'm thinking, how, why,
where could you call Dolores a slob?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
First of all, don't get a twisted and let's get
it straight.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Delores is in no way a slob. Not only is
she not a slob, I.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Use the right word, bitch, it's not. She can't. She's
not a slob. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
She's not only not a slob, she doesn't look like
a slob. Well behave like a sound like.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
She doesn't dress like a slob. There's nothing about her
that slobs.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Nope, Nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
And Jackie Goldschneider tried to backpedal.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
But you know what, respect because she got caught and
dead in her face.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
She walked away because I would walk away to it
if if somehow someway I had some kind of serious,
serious brain fart, and and somehow, some way was in
a conversation in text referring to Dolores as a slob,
which I just it seems so far fetched. It seems
so out there to she's not even provocative. She's so
(04:53):
fair and loving and chill. Yeah, to call her a
slob and then to have Dolores bring that up to
you out of nowhere, I'd be scared.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I'd be terrified because should have walked away. She should
walked scared, and she walked away slowly, Yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
She should have walked away slowly with the because she didn't,
she turned her back, I would be walking away like
I would have backpedaled down.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, no, I would have turned around and walked away
backwards and put my eyes on her.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Oh yeah, because I would have been like, she's gonna
fuck me up? And and rightfully so I was wrong.
It was wrong, how offensive? How dare And I just
don't get it.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
This is two weeks now where Dolores, the goddess of
New Jersey is somehow, some way being disrespected, and and
Dolores that got us in.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
New Jersey doesn't give out any disrespect. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
No, I don't know why they're coming for her. What
did she do?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
She did nothing?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
She Jackie Goldshutter in her diet trap and her back pedaling.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
She said, you know the way I use it. No, No, slob.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Is over changing, changing the definition of slob.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
The misfighting words.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah, like when you call somebody a slob, that's like
almost like the sea word, like it's different. But like
to call from one woman to call another woman a slob,
you have to earn that. And I'm very good at insults,
and I throw around insults in my non raproports reality life.
I don't do it here, but some might say in
(06:22):
my real life, I just refer to it as my
non rapports reality.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Co host Life slob is intentional.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, No, I've been known to call myself a slob
after like double fifting, pounding jellybeans, eye wake up, and
I show you fat slob and.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I deserve it.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
And it's worthy of me calling myself that. And that's sodo,
you know what I mean. But under the breath, I
wouldn't say it out loud.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I've called other people's slabs, but I don't. It's not
like you go, you asshole assholes a broad insult.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, I don't know where she got that from.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
It's pretty much the bottom of the bottom of insults.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Like it's like it is for a minute, it was
Texo for a minute. I was like, maybe there was
a you know when you hit the buttons, that there's
maybe another thing like bitch turns into slob you hit
the b and then maybe it's near the s And No,
she called her slab, and I'm it's not the right word.
It's wrong. And for that, you get one strike against
your name. Jackie Woldschneider.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Also she's getting two strikes against her name because I
know that Teresa Judaice, the Great Teresa Judaice. She is
the MVP, she's the number one gal in the group,
and she's flipped tables. She did hard time in prison,
she went through a divorce. She's giving it, she's taking it.
Her hairline is impeccable. We all know her story. But
(07:45):
I don't know if maybe she really does have juice
behind the scenes, or maybe she does come for people's jobs.
But people, they're scared of her, except for except for
Johnny Fugazi, John Fuda. Listen, I don't think you're fugazy,
but that is a good nickname.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
It's good her husband, his husband.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I mean, it's not hard fuoda fugazy.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
But it's a good nickname. It's a fun nick Fugazy
is a Johnny Fugaze is a funny, funny thing. Like,
they're not scared of Teresa Judas, but they're intimidated by her,
even though they came at her with fire and.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Eerie is it eerie? Ire fire? What is ire fire?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Fire?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Fire and iron?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
They came during iron, ice, fire and ice, iron, eerie whatever.
They had to get themselves. So, like, you know what,
we're not going to be scared of her. We're not
going to take any ship from So during that sit down,
they came at the Great Teresa Judas like they weren't
scared of her. But the fact that they came at
her like they weren't scared of her means that they
are very leery of her. And I don't know, like
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everybody's scared ship like Jen Fessler scared shit, Jackie Goldschander
is scared.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
People are scared.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Schuessler is like self admittedly, like you know, like she's
soft sauce, right, Like she calls her what is soft?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
She will what does what's what is it ice in Switzerland? Switzerland?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, she's a soft suff like a blank wet blanket, right,
she doesn't count for anything, but fuda, listen. I respect
that guy. I don't think he's scared of her at all,
no or Louis or anything. He ain't scared of shit, okay,
And I respect him, and I don't think he's backing
down or anything. And I also think he's wise and
he's like, this is how it's gonna go. I can't
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and I liked it. And when it wasn't going his
way moving, he doesn't seem like he does a lot
of toxic ship and he's gonna get it and he's
gonna bounce. I respect him immensely.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
But I think that Jackie Goldschneider. And we've said her name.
This might be the fifth or sixth time I've said
her full name. It's a fun name to say. Also,
it is Jackie Goldscheter. She I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I don't get either.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
She felt the wrath to reach the judis.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
And then she's turning on Margaret, and Margaret seems confused
about how loyal she was to her, and she's letting Margaret,
now know you really weren't and you didn't really do
shit for me, And Margaret's like, what are you talking about?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I just don't think there's any any apology or coming
back from what happened with Dolores. No, and I don't
think Dolorus is gonna drone around about it.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I think she. I don't think anybody probably has ever
called Dolorus a slob in her whole life.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
No, no, it hasn't happened. But Dolores is gonna put
it in her pocket book. Okay, she's gonna keep it
in her pocketbook.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
What kind of pocketbook do you think she has like
kind what's a Dolores bag?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Oh, she's got all the nice ones. But I'm saying
she's gonna put it in her old school pocketbook. We
call them pocketbooks, okaytch, And she's not gonna forget She's.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Not putting in a Fendy bag or no, she's.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Gonna put it in the closet, in the back of
a pocketbook.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Like in a shoebox.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Speaking a backup closets and poka books. We moved back
into our newly freshly painted apartment, which looks fantastic. It
actually is a whist Oh my gosh, it's so clean.
I mean, we were so nervous and worried about coming
back putting everything back together. They did a fantastic job.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
They did a fantastic job of painting. But we I
have to say.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
We collectively, you and I I will give you that.
Just you and I put everything back together. And some
might say, well, Michael Rappaport, KEEPI rap report. Why would
you guys do the manual labor, Why would you guys
do all the schlepping. Why wouldn't you let somebody else
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or pay for somebody else?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
And can I explain why.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Sure, I'm trying to figure out why too.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Short.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Story short, the reason why we did it ourselves is
because sometimes with this, in order to get it done correctly,
you gotta do it yourself. And unless and I know,
we don't let babe, if we had had some handymen
in here.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
We would have wind up you.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Especially, I'd let the motherfuckers do it. I'd been like,
go ahead, move it all. I just sit there, drink
iced tea and be like put that there. Nope, a
little bit six inches to the right. No, that goes
to go further against the all. I know, Oh wait, no,
you scratch the wall. But but you would have been
like working with them. Yeah, I'm like, yo, if I'm
paying you, I'm gonna let you do your job. The
reason why we did it ourselves is because long story shirt,
(12:32):
it's a New York apartment. We had to literally take
every single thing. And I'm talking about every single thing,
every award, every every every row bag, every every shirt,
every every headband, every pair of socks, you have jeans, pants.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
We don't have that much stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
You tell the women, what's your best.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Your self proclaim minimalists and people know that, Noah, we're
like they have nothing. We really don't, and we live
in a one bedroom apartment. We like to be minimalist.
But when we were doing it, we're like, we think
we're minimalist. We have a lot of stuff, but we
took all the stuff out.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
They did all.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
We were smart enough to get like rolling rocks. We
wanted the inside of the apartment. It's an older apartment,
so it needed, you know, some fixing it up.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
It's got paint.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It's funny, or it had it had.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
It had, because now it's gone.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
It had paint on here from the nineteen eighties, maybe
the seventies.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I can't verify.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
No, but it's been painted many times.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
It's been painted, but I'm saying, you know, like the
Deep Dive painted. I don't think it's ever been painted
like fully, maybe it has, Yes, it was painted, But listen.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
This is so funny that you're like talking about this
like at all seriousness. Usually, Like when we moved back
into this apartment from La we've had it, it's been
in the family whatever. But when we moved back back in,
I did the whole thing myself.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Did you do the moving?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
I did everything. Baby, you were working, you were out
of town. The fact that you did it. First of all,
I want to compliment you because you we talked, talked
about it, we discussed it, we game plan boom. I mean,
like both of us have are probably.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Undiagnosed or in the bedroom first.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Undiagnosed ADHD people, so we had to or like that.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
You were like at one point like and we're in
the bed, get ready to go see be like, you
know what, I want to bring the swifter because I
want to swift out the closet.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I'm like, okay, because.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
We don't have that swifter yet. But this was a
loom you No, we're thinking like nut jobs. But I
want to compliment you because usually you get angry when
things get overwhelming and then you start hot and sweaty
and overwhelming, and that you have the good idea to
put the window treatments up first so we could put
the air conditioner on. But I want to compliment you
on something because you self regulated your moods and I
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could hear you kind of in the corner talking yourself down.
It's okay, Mike, you know it's okay. It's gonna be okay,
And fuck these shoes and who wears this views and
what grown man has this many shoes? Yeah, and you
gave them away, and you you kind of cut out
a lot of your stuff, which I was proud of.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
It's the fucking sneakers. Yes, it's the hoodies, the sneakers,
the hoodies. I would say, sneakers and hoodies were my
biggest thing.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
But let that be a lesson yourself, regulating. You can
actually talk yourself, I want.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
To say right now, I dropped all of our stuff
off at Goodwill, and I once again had Goodwill regret.
I was like, oh gosh, oh no, I think I
gave away a different pair of sneakers that I might
want again. But I said, you know what, it feels
so good to have nothing in this apartment.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
It feels nice. We clean this shit. Did's so clean.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
We vacuumed, we dust, I mean we were in here.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
You said to me you would make a terrible crackhead,
and then you started calling me Sally crackhead. I don't
think crackheads clean like meth heads, so it would be
meth heead Sally, by the way, And I take that
as a compliment because as we were cleaning, and then
I rearranged the closets, and I had that like negative space.
You know on art, there's like negative space. Taking a
photograph when there's like negative space. Aside from orgasms, nothing
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pleases me more than negative space in a closet or drawer.
Just because you have a closet doesn't mean it has
to be absolutely filled.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It doesn't have to be stuck.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I can't stand it. You know, when you get a
shirt and when you get a shirt out of the
closet and you have to like move everything and like
you know, scram your hand in there to move it.
Hangers out of the way. So right now we're at
a very good place with the moving. We took the
covers off the couch and we had the dry clean.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I mean we really put them back on.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yeah, I mean we did a whole and we did
every single possible thing. We took the covers off the couch,
had them cleaned, and then put them back.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
And then we're gonna wait to see how long it
is before there's toenails behind this couch.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
No, I'm not going to do that again.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, what are you gonna do with them?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I'll throw them out.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I'll say, you're gonna hold them in your mouth until
you get up to go pee, because that's typically what
you would do.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
You'd put them in your pocket. I put them in
a sock sometimes, like I stuff it in my sock.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
You fold the socks folded down like this fucking disgusting.
It's just just it's vile. It's disgusting, and you know,
let's hope for a better plan.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I want to ask you a question, how is your
body reacting to the movie, Because I'm gonna be honest,
I haven't said anything about it. I think like I
did something to my back, Like my back hasn't been
the same for three days now.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Michael. Well, Michael, I grew up with a single black mom,
and I did lots of manual labor growing up. I
think that's your white privilege talking to you. What you
didn't you haven't done ship, No, you did that thing
called acting work.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
No, yeah, no, I said you know what I said,
this is I said, I.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Used to manually.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
You know what as a as a sixteen year old,
I wanted a car. I had to change park plugs.
So I don't know, babe, my back did hurt a
little bit. Kidding about the white privilege because I think.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Oh, no, I took a white privilege break.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
You actually said it. You said I'm gonna take a
white You had me in here working like seely, no,
we were you like the color purple in here.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
You you tapped on I need a break too.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
I tapped out a little bit earlier than you at
some once, but I said I need to Then I
got back up and the job got done.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
You kept saying, we came in from Connecticut. We got
here at like what time, nine o'clock.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
We're gonna be having lunch soon.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
And it wasn't lunch, babe.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
It was late afternoon lunch.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
We were finished by three.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
And we we were in bed at six. That shit
knocked a lot. It was almost hot, even though.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
We had the air conditioning. It was hot because it's
hot in the sun. It's it's and there's like a
heat wave across the country.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I know, it's not fun. I get so mad that
nothing worse than a lady in menopause and the heat.
She ain't pretty well, well, you look pretty thank you.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
You know who wasn't moving, You know who was confined
for a few hours is justin Timberlake.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Oh boy, yo, let me tell you something. Nobody is
safe these days.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
It used to be where if you were celebrity, they
let you off, or it used to be if you
were like the president or the president's son, like you know,
you can yo you get caught doing something.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
These days, they ain't.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Playing games white privilege or not. Why was he driving
an usher? They might have beaten his ass. Yeah, they
arrested justin Timberlake, who was leaving a party or a
restaurant in the Hamptons. Yeah, which we've never We've never
done that. I've never done that in my life. I've
never been to one party in the Hamptons.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I've been to the Hampton.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Remember we went one time some rich person let us
stay in their house and we were too freaked out
when you were like, how do you turn on the music?
And then they it was a long time ago, and
then they turned on the music and we were like,
we don't know those people well enough. They could be
watching us, and we bounced.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
It was a movie producer. They stay in my house
and now they were like hey. We were like, let's
try a new experience and no, and then we were.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
They're like two street kids. We were like this is
a way too weird and we don't know you well
enough bye bye.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah, And they were like changing, They were like, how
do you get the lights off?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
This was like but when people had.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Like the smart house before a smart house.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, there was a smart house that was dumb and
we had to call and shut the lights and lock
the doors and yeah, he turned the TV carry.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
It was like a scary movie.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
And the next morning we were like, we gotta go,
and they were but you said you were to stay
four days.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
You're like, that's what we said. We're getting the we're
getting at here.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, but justin Timberlake, Yo, the Hampton's. The Hampton's is uh.
It ain't what he used to be, you know, Billy Joel.
You don't think they picked him up on the side
of the road. Bruce Springsteen or something.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
I don't know what he So he got a d
U I a d w Y driving while in top
don't you got an uber like a driver? You're just
in Timberlake? Where's your wife?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I don't understand the driving while anything anymore? These rich people,
they what's where's the driver?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Where's the driver? Like, don't you got a lift account?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Or or you don't got an uber on your phone?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Was he? I think it was by himself. Yeah, but
justin Timberlake.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Uh, that's kind of like the first Well, he's had
some blips. He had the Janet Jackson thing, which was
a blip.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
That was an accident though, what wasn't it or did
he pull it down?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
No, I can't.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
You shouldn't say that because the Janet Jackson people say, no,
that guy did it. He showed her titty on purpose.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Yeah, but I think they both knew, and I think
the way they did it was screwed up. But the
way they did it and what happened last night, I
guarantee you, Uh, Janet Jackson didn't call to be like
you good like after he came out of print because
they had him in custody. I think he spent the
night in jail. No, you know jail. It's the Hampton's
Hampton's jail. It's probably got like a better pillow than we,
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uh we were having this. It's like a four seasons jail.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Right, I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
And I mean that's a big star, like the police
must be yo, they know all. It sounds like yo,
I'm bringing sexy back and baby bye bye bye, like.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
He's underratedous.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I don't think he sings baby bye bye bye and.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Sink baby bye bye bye bye bye bye them exhibit thing.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Did you well, he's got a lot of hits.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Man bangers, Yeah, bangers.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I wonder what's wrong? Why do you have to get
drunk and get in a car?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
I don't know, but you don't drink and drive. Yeah,
you don't drink and drive.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Not when you got cars and dubers and cabs, got
money and trains, got horses out there.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
You can take a horse do something.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
JT's got a lot of hits. But you also know
who's got hits? Is that a Rod with that baseball?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Oh? Yeah, well yeah, you know what.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
They're talking about? Dead j Loo?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Uh doubling back babe, No, I swear, I read, I
swear I heard. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? Not
only that? What if what if j Loo got back
together with a Rod and then went to Nashville with
him and did a country album.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
That's what they're saying she should do to revive She did.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Both of those things. What do you think would happen?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
If Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
One of those things would mess her life.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
What gets back together with Aaron Rodriguez, She's gonna be
what's his name, Aaric.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
A yeah, I know, and you say his whole name.
It's like he didn't know.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
If she gets back together with Aaron Rodriguez, there's something
seriously wrong with her, seriously wrong with her. First of all,
you know that also Ben Affleck is like the number
one Boston Red Sox fan.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
And the fact that she was with a Rod who's
a Yankee crazy and a cheating Yankee crazy.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Not just let me remind people, Alex Rodriguez didn't also
allegedly cheat on Jennifer Lopez. He one hundred and fifty
percent cheated facts when he was playing baseball, and he
denied and denied, and like what people knew, he was
still denying, and like it would be like if Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Not to say that a Rod is Michael.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Jordan, but he's he's like Kobe in terms of like
arguably one of the greatest baseball players during his prime.
It'd be like if you found out Kobe Bryant was
on steroids during his prime. Alex ro Reig was cheating
when he was at his best and then denied it.
And kept denying it and like it was just a
crazy thing. Listen, if there's plenty of fish.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I don't know where this rumor is coming from. It's
a rumor. I mean, where there's molke, there's fire. The
rumor said and whoever is quoted and it said something
like she's kind of over the idea that he cheated.
She kind of over that because it's not that he
really cheated. It's like that he reached out to the
girl on Southern Charm, the Blonde, the Blonde, and you
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know that they had a little exchange and maybe they
met up or whatever.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Where does she meet? Where does a rod meet?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
You know he met at a hotel, Like yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
She went to the Nah Yo.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
I don't know what happened. I wasn't following like when
she was with Arod. I was like, this is just
the corniest couple ever, because I think.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
By the way, I bought into every little bit of it.
I followed them on YouTube because they used to document
their whole life. I watch all the youtubes. I even
signed up for her, like, hey, this is j LO
newsletter right, which is just sad and I only it's
not like I enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
There's got to be a playbook for pop singers to
go And I'm not saying she should go off, but
you're never going to be Jenny from the Black again,
and nor should you want to be.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
It's got to be like a rehab center for like
transitioning into like civilian life and being okay with it.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Why is it like there's got to be three movies
a year. I need to put out an album. I
need to get another documentary, like she's got as many
documentaries as like, I don't know, Princess Diana, Like how
many you're fifty something years old? How many documentaries do
we need about your fucking life where you act like
you're sharing everything but we never find out anything anything?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah, I mean this last one. Did they even come
out on Netflix? Where she shares her live No, it's
like a musical. That's not a musical. That's a musical, which.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Is I'm going to tell you things about me you've
never seen before, and we never and she never says it. No,
but I'll tell you one thing. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
If she gets back with a rod, they should do
a fucking reality show, you know what?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
She you know what will really bring her career back.
Tell us what went down with puff Daddy. That'll get
some eyes on you. Yo, wanna you want to make
a comeback?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
You want to be in the good graces.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Tell us the truth. Yeah, all truth, nothing but the truth.
She knows everything.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
She knows where the bodies are buried and who was
doing the digging. She knows everything. But I don't know
if that rumor is true.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
But it's just one mess after another mess with with
Jyal and I just don't get it. I don't know
if it should be called the Judy Garland Liza Minelli's
school of you know, moving on.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Not to say that she shouldn't work. She's still totally
but have to work a little less.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah, I think you said it one of our earlier
podcasts that she should do small serious parts, like really
serious good parts and you know, really where she can
get her teeth wet and you know her chops And
do you really.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Want to do a tour? Like do you want to
go on tour?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Like a world tour? Oh that's so funny, babe, did you?
Was I show you on TikTok? The girl?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Like a server singer in Connecticut who I'm just Jennifer
the Block.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I heard you you were watching it to it from
Frost Trip.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
She sounds like she laid down the tracks, and she
sounds sounds like her. It is her.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Oh, I got to check it out.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
She laid down the tracks. Jaylo sang over her, and
they turned the girl all the way up and it's her.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Wait a second, she sang for Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
She sang the demo, and then when they gave the demo,
she sang, she sang it, and then Jlo sang over
and even the little laugh that she does a little
laugh in it.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Oh, they kept her laugh and she's a server sings.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
It on TikTok and everybody's like, yo, that's your voice.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Jenny from the Block. Just take a chill, Bill, Please
take a chill. Come on the Wrap Ports reality show.
We'll set you straight.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah. We shot up her first interview with Jennifer like, YO.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Won't tell us nothing, don't come in here. Yeah no, no, no,
she needs to just stop it. Because I was watching
a video of her walking around. She's so light and sweet.
She's walking around angry. Now I'd be mad too if
this is my fourth marriage and.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
He's got a funk with ben Affleck heavy.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
He's walking around with another big gulp, trying to keep
the cap on. Big enough man, you know, too many
jackets on his skinny Jean's falling off. Man. He's a mess.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
He always looks like he's sweating, like he's on his
way to the gym or.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
From smoking smoking. He just is a mess. I mean,
what is wrong with her?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I wish I could meet like a matchmaker and help
find someone for her. I really really do.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
But how do you where does she who? Does she
go out with? Jennifer Lopez?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
She's still a human beings. She deserves it. This subject
really really bothered.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
I know I don't want to talk about Jennifer Lopez,
but when you said you heard that she may get
back together with Ayrod, I was like, flag up.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Really scares me.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Anyway, we're rooting.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
For you, Jo, We're also rooting for Kenya Moore. Yes,
there's drama coming from the Real Housewives of Atlanta and
the show. The season hasn't even finished shooting, but allegedly
Kenya Moore suspended.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Now this one makes me mad. I'm mad. Why she suspended?
Did you hear what it was. She had a poster
up in her salon.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
I guess there was a beef with the new girl
and she posted a poster or hung a poster in
her salon Kenny Moore Haircare respectfully Keny Moore Haircare, Kenya
Moore Haircare. She posted a poster, hung a poster of
the new castmate who I can't don't shouldn't know her
(29:47):
name at this point.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
In a sexual way.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I learned names until I need to see.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
You on the episode, like you need.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
To earn the learn Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
And now she's suspended indefinitely, and for me is really
he makes me mad?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Is that word indefinitely?
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Like why they're doing an investigation, they're figuring it out.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
What is there to figure out?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I guess she posted a picture of this. You know
you can't do that.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
You can't take like posting sexually explicit picture, Like I
think there's laws about that stuff.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
But the woman is in the picture herself. Isn't it
a poster of her working or no?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
No, I thought it was her in doing something sex
but it's a poster, so no. Keny Moore from Kenny
Moore Haircare, President CEO allegedly I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
The tea hasn't spilt, the tea is brewing.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
She she posted something that I had never done this.
I've never done that.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
I know. We can't afford to lose Keny Moore.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
We cannot.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
We cannot. That show cannot. There's too many, there's too
many buildings, pillars of.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
She is the star.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
She's a star, even with Porscha coming back. You can't
Porscha coming back. She's like, I'm gonna just do the minimum.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yes, I feel like too. I feel like she's to
do that too. Without Candy, we've lost all of our ogs.
We need Kenya.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Suspended, indefinitely, suspended indefinitely.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
That's just I don't know. You know, other people have
done way worse.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Well, maybe this is falls into like a pornography.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
That's what I'm saying. I think it was such.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Traffic type of I don't know, not that, but something
like that legally for something allegedly.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I don't write for the network, and I don't know.
I don't know, but we need to figure this out.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
What was that show? Olivia Pope, wasn't she a lawyer?
You need to call up Olivia Pope. Get this straightened out.
You need or call Faedra.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
She's a lawyer. Call call faed and get this shit
straightened out. Ken you more.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
We need you, We need you bad. There can't anymore fallen.
Bravo soldiers. These are pillars, buildings, very very.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Important television stars.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
We need you anyway. We also, I am pumped. I
don't know about you. We didn't talk about this. I
am pumped for the Valley. Oh, reunion.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Reunion is going to be good.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
And the Valley's come a long way because if you
guys remember at about episode three or four, we were
looking we were.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
About to tap out. Oh I'm glad we didn't.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
We were about to throw that towel in there, and
we didn't. We didn't, And they're on their way. And also,
you know, there's a lot of Lalla drama. You know,
I personally think she's about to give birth. I personally
think the vander Pump Rules. This was my prediction. Vander
Pump Rules will start filming sometime next spring and will
(32:36):
be out the fall of twenty twenty five. Wow, that's
my prediction. I think Lala will be in it, or
she won't. I don't know, but that's my prediction, it's
gonna be a little pause. Lala is giving birth. Take
a little chill pill.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
I think she needs to take a chill. I think
she's gone on the podcast rounds. I think she's got
not to hormone shame because I got my own our
owne problems going on. But she sounds hormono. She's up
and down, She's all over the place. I wish the
best for her. She needs to have her baby. Folks
on that. I did hear her say though, if she
had a choice to be on The Valley or Real
(33:12):
Housewives of Beverly Hills, she'd choose Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
She wants to be, but she they'd have to do
a new a new show. You can't PLoP her in
the East.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
It's totally different generation and we're also we watched three
episodes in a row.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
That's three hours of Love Island and.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
To me, totally worth it. And I only watch it
for Ariana.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Let me tell you something, babe, that ship took took
some life out him.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I know, I know that's like a fuck show.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
I know it's a very very weird show, Fuck Island,
But they had no one's had sex yet. That's really interesting.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
But the whole setup it's.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Very sexual and the cameras, and I wonder if they
tell that this is just my last question. I guess
we can let our audience go. But I wonder when
the girls are laying on that like it, and the
they're like, make sure you don't spread your legs here
because there's a camera right there, and the girls.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Like boom, and she's like, I mean they protect you know,
you know, like on.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
There's not blurring though, like the girls are right there.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
I know there's cameras everywhere.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
It's wild.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
But but that show. Listen, we watch like you're too
old to be watching. Yeah, man's say, yes, the age
isn't even like I feel like it's just like your
I don't think anybody of any age you watch that show,
let alone a fifty four year old man.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
I don't think any I think that that's like you.
You might as well go outside, find a brick wall
and like lightly.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Tap your head against.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
We can stop there.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
That don't take that takes brain cells away from you
watching that show. This is not a high end reality.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
I'm watching to support Ariana.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
I'm watching to support Ariana, but it's challenging. Anyway, we're done.
Tell a friend to tell a friend about Rappaport's reality.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Subscribe rate review, subscribe rate review, Love you, babe. The
great episode
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