Welcome to the seventeenth episode of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. Live From Tel Aviv! The Rapaport's are here to discuss: Hawk Tuah Girl, Heat Anxiety in The Middle East, uncovering a gem in America's Sweethearts on Netflix, also watching Sprinter on Netflix, being on the jellybeans, another Jennifer Lopez documentary & a whole lotta mo'! This episode is not to be missed!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
We found another short form piece of gold, a diamond
in the Rough on Netflix called America's Sweethearts, which is
about the Dallas Cowboy.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
The show is so riveting to me.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Well, let me just set the table.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
America's Sweethearts takes place last season, last off season, with
the tryouts for the team, the squad, the dcc IS.
They reference it a thousand times Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, and
everybody knew that the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
And another thing we learned is that one of the
big moments for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders was on Thanksgiving Day.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. It was kind of new.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
They didn't know what was going on, but they kept
cutting Howard Cosel, Frank Gifford, they kept cutting to one
cute cheerleader and she wins in the camera camera and
apparently that was the hot tour moment. That was the
viral moment ye for the Dallas Cowboys. Three two one boom,
(01:07):
Hak Tua.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, yeah, you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that, Tua.
You're making fun of me because I didn't know what
that meant. And I'm the only person in America or
all over the world that didn't know what hok tua meant.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Welcome to Rappaport's Reality. My name is Michael Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
My name is Kibi Rappaport, and this.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Is Rappaport's reality podcast, the world's best, most informative inside scoop,
reality TV, popular culture, and podcasts about us the Rappaports.
This is the only podcast that does those three things
and more. We are recording this podcast live from Tel Aviv, Israel.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yes, we are where it is Middle Eastern hot. Yeah,
it is true blue middle I.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Was gonna say Africa hot, but I've never been to Africa.
You know, Middle East hot is a different kind of hot.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I wonder if Africa hot is hotter than Middle East.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I don't think so, I don't need, I don't care.
You know, I had a lot of heat anxiety.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
What is heat anxiety?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I was anxious about coming here and the heat and
it was real and I was right.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Has it lived up to your expectations and more the heat.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I'm trying to have a good attitude.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
So let's not start the podcast with talking about my
heat anxiety.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Well, we just came from outside with Hell.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I still got sweat dripping down my balls.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
The first time I've ever seen you. I've never seen
you sweat in public except for when working out. Like
you were sweating just now.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I know it's embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I was like, uh, we walked into a cafe.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
We looked like Whitney Houston and a white Bobby Brown.
I was, yes, you were.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
A white T shirt, had on your face.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Okay, but you come down my front. I have on
a black linen and jumps. You couldn't see it, but
straight out my I look like a crackhead.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
It's gross.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Man.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I don't like you didn't look Whitney Houston, Babe and
Whitney Houston and talk about a reality TV show that
might be something we rewatch.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Becobby Bobby.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
That was really far out.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I mean, if Rappaport's reality had been going on during
the Whitney and Bobby Bobby and Whitney reality TV.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I don't know if we talked, but that was that.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Was so sad.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
But I always do understand.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
If there's two things that I can't stand the most
in life is being hot and rats and the smell
of cat piss, and you know what here in Israel,
there's two things going on. It smells like cat piss
because there's a hell of a lot of cats here and.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
It's hot as hell.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But we're having a great trip, had a great trip
at the beach yesterday in the water, beautiful water, beautiful trip.
This place is crying for a reality TV show. They're
they're they're the Real Housewives of Tel Aviv and then
an Olean reality TV show like a vander Pump Rules
(04:15):
of all the young ali Oleen kids from America that
have moved to Israel. Trust trust us when we tell
you there's a gold mine of reality.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
On TV here. There's a lot of hot young kids.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
They're hot, they're young, they're earnest, they're in different ways
of changing their life. There is a I'm telling you
there is a gold mine of reality TV here that
is just waiting to happen. But since I started the
ports reality with hot tool Kibi, up until yesterday, I
didn't know what that meant.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Did you know? Did you know what it meant? Was Like?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I thought it was like a Native American.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Then I had the picture of the white girl and
I was like that she doesn't look Native American.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
For those of you who do not know, and I'll
be shocked if anybody doesn't.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Know who the hock.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
A lot of people know what that means.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Everybody knows who the Hawk Tour Girl is. She's been
discussed on Howard Stern Show, every podcast, Late Night TV.
The Hawk Tour Girls, a girl who was doing a
on the street interview. She happened to be doing an
on the street interview that wasn't that interesting. Her and
her girlfriend were doing it on the street interview drunken.
I believe it was in It wasn't Louisiana, it was Nashville,
(05:38):
and they were just rambling on drunk, you know, kind
of regular looking girls. And at one point the interviewer
asked the question, which has been a game changing question,
what do you do to sort of make up or
give good loving or make up with your boyfriend? And
(05:59):
she said, hak Tua, spit.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
On that thing. Miles Jordan's play the actual clip.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You got to give him that Hawk dude, spit.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
On that.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
There. It is twenty twenty four. Wow, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
When you talk about everything, the good, the bad, the Trump,
the Biden, the everything that's going on in the world,
the brownie.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
James Hi to a spill on that thing.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Wow, she said, that's how you you impress a man
to a spit on that thing? Why how this thing
is caught on? I have no idea, she has no idea.
The girl is doing appearances.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I think she I thinks I read somewhere she got
an agent.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
That uta, which is my agency. Whoa, Now that's rest ashore.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
She's getting way more incoming phone calls than I am
right now.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
She's the new girl. That's all.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
That's sad.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
That's a filatio.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah, sucking dick spitting on a dick hock too. That's
really pathetic.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
But this is what is the.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
World we live in, guys. I don't know, man, let
me off this. This is crazy, guys. This is that's nuts, babe.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
That's that.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I'm not share agents. That's wow.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I mean, but you know, like it's online social media
that that's that is where it's at. Man, I've seen
these social media kids in movies, that's TV shows.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
It's crazy. That's all it took was her say, haktua.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Spit on that thing, dude, spit on that night. I
mean it was simple as that. And like I said, uh,
twenty twenty four has yet to unfold completely. But when
the history books go back, when they go, let's look
at you know, the twenties, the twenty thousands, the twenty.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Thousands, two thousand and twenty, the twenty twenty four, it's.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Like, babe, it's like the girl that said I'm looking
for a rich man six ' four and they made
a song out of it.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Or they catch me outside girl.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, I wonder if this this to a girl will
be able to benefit the way that the catch me
outside because she's apparently she's on OnlyFans.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
She's going around handing out money on the street.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yes, literally literally, so God bless America. And you know what,
only in America, Only in America can a girl giving
a drunking interview.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
On talking about spitting on a dick, and all.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
She talked about, they just happened to it just caught fire.
And that's the beauty of the Internet, the beauty and
the phenomenon of the Internet. You literally cannot I'm sure
there's plenty of girls that are sitting at home, go I.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Said spitting on dicks, saying I spit on a dick.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah, And there's I've done it. All on social media.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
But for some reason, this girl, she she captured the
hearts and minds of the world.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
And beyond.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
The other thing that I can tell you about our trip,
as we have found yet another piece of gold, another gem,
another reality TV gem.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Now we can't falln we can't.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
We can't haktua anymore than we did about Love Undercover.
We told you guys on Peacock if you're looking for
a new reality show, Love Undercover.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
We did two or three segments on it.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
We said it's the sleeper hit of the summer, the
sleeper hit of twenty twenty four. But we found another
short form piece of gold, a diamond in the rough
on Netflix called America's Sweethearts, which is about the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Yes, it's something special about their rappaports. They'll go on
a trip and then they'll find a reality show. That's
how adventurous our trips are, is it. We go on far,
far across the lands, all the way to Israel, and
we found a reality show.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
We all the way to Jerusalem, we all the way
to the North, all the way. It is so.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
And then one of the things that will take away,
probably the most impactful thing.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
That will take away from our time spent in the hotel.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Our new favorite reality show.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
America's Sweetheart, which is about the Everybody Knows. You might
not know who the hot tour girl is, but everybody
knows who the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
And why don't you explain?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I mean, I don't need to explain what it is,
but it takes place last year of the girls trying
to make the.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Team, trying to make the team. Well, this is a
fascinating one. Once again, I started to watch your show
without you because I thought that you wouldn't really enjoy
the show, and I had to go back and watch
the episode. Well, then then I started watching. I was like,
why wouldn't he like this? He likes football, so why
wouldn't he.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Like the cheerleaders. They don't show They don't show show
the football.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
The only football they show is when fans I'm jumping ahead.
When fans do meet and greets with the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders,
the security guard puts a football in their hands.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
So they don't touch the girls, literally, right.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Hang on hold that fucking football tight. Don't put your
arm around the girls. Don't put your arm around their
waist around their shoulder, don't breathe on them, don't even
make lingering eye contact. Yeah, so that's the only football
that's shown in it.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
The show is so riveting to.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Me, so so good.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I won't bring up my illustrious career as a cheerleader,
because I did have a two year career in high
school as a cheerleader.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
What high school, Venice high school?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
What year was this?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
This was eighty six, eighty seven.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Eighty six eighty seven. You were a cheerleader.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I must say I was a damn good cheerleader.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
But every time when we're watching the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders,
not through the complicated things, I go, can you do that?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I'm me to get up.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
In the middle of the show and like and do
a cheer.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
And I was really I could do one after we're
done the recording.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I could do some cheers for you.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
I didn't, gay, I used to show you when we
were younger. I used to do cheers for you all
the time.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I remember a cheer now.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Yeah, I got plenty, Okay, I got defensive cheers, I
got offensive cheers.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I got some in my pocket.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I've never you've never given me a cheer like what
I'm doing comedy, Can you bring your fucking pomp bums
and be like go Dean go.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Absolutely, Ah, that would be more like heckling.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Baby laugh and everybody laugh. Bring the because when I'm
having a tough night.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
No, I didn't really want to be a cheerleader. I
was too much of a cool girl to be a cheerleader.
Was kind of like looking down. But a friend of mine,
Denise Cooley, and I, in the history of my high school,
there weren't There was only one black cheerleader every year
in the history of Venice High School, and we didn't
think that they'd pick two in one year. So as
a joke, we both auditioned and she was a basketball
(12:47):
player and I was a gymnast, and we both happened
to make it, and they snatched us in the middle
of the night. You know, they snatched the cheerleaders. They
come to your house in the middle of the night.
They call your parents and take you out of your
bed and blindfold you, put you in a call and
then they bring you to an undisclosed location and then
reveal But I could hear because she lived far away,
and so I, with the drive was far so I
(13:09):
knew we were kind of going to her house. And
then when we got to this parking lot, we both
had made it. And that year, in nineteen eighty six,
there was two black girls on the team, and that
was historical.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
And this is amazing. You never knew the story.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I didn't know this story. I didn't know that you
were almost like the Jackie Robinson of Venice. Oh yeah,
high school, two.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Black girls that year. I mean the history of Venice
High School which.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Goes way back, and they go like in the history
books to the like, oh yeah, there's two and two
black girls or something.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Did you know?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
But if you go to Venice High I'm sure it's
still in the gym, you'll see all these black girls
on the plaque, and you'll see way back to nineteen,
you know, sixties, you will not see two black women
at a time up until our year.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
The other thing shout out at his high school's name, Denise,
Janie Coolie, Denie Coolidge.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Shout out to Denise Coolidge, Denie with the ja Denie Coolidge.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
And.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Like COOLi Hi, all right, Cooley, I for being breakthrough
cheerleaders at Venice High School.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
This is something I did not know about it.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I had a partner with my partner, because you partner
up with each girl has a partner. And my partner's
name was Summer. Okay, me and Summer and I were partners. Well,
she had zero rhythm, no fan Summer, but you didn't
have any.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Have you kept in touch with Summer?
Speaker 5 (14:20):
No? I wonder where is Summer Summer if you're listening
to the podcast Summer.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I think Summer moved to Santa barber or something. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Well, let me just set the table.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
America's Sweethearts takes place last season, last off season with
the tryouts for the team, the squad.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
The DCC is a reference it a thousand times Dallas
Cowboy Cheerleaders.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
And some of the things that I didn't know that
I thought were kind of crazy is that every year,
even if you're on the team, you could be on
a DCC Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader FRO up to five seasons,
right and then you then you're done.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, but you still have to audition every year, which
is crazy. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Your audition season and you're a star cheerleader, you still
have to go through the the audition process and they
be cutting people. Oh yeah, Like, I'm sure there's certain
girls that are kind of shoeings and they I'm sure
they didn't mention that because it takes away from the drama.
But there's a couple of girls that are two years in,
three years in that got cut.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
It didn't seem like they were shoeings though, because it
looked like they went through exactly the same things.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Well, there's so many of them. I'm shaying for narrative purposes.
I'm sure there were a few there, Like Rebecca. You know,
she's good, she hasn't dropped the beach.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
The reason why I'm saying that is because every year
they bring out outside judges, Like they had hair dressers.
Remember they had like they had a local hairdresser, and
they had a.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Weather man, right, a local weather man was a.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Judge, and he's judging these girls.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
I'm like, yo, what are you, Hutrandos judging the girls.
I don't want to give too much away, but that
was an interesting part of it.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
But inevitably, it's the two head chicks that were former
cheerleaders that have been there for a while, and obviously
the donads cowboy cheerleaders. I mean, historically me as a
football fan. Not to go deep diving into that. Everybody
knew the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders in the late seventies into
the eighties America's team.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I loved the.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Pittsburgh Steelers, but it was really the Pittsburgh Steelers versus
Dallas Cowboys. And another thing we learned is that one
of the big moments for the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders was
traditionally on Thanksgiving Day. Thanksgiving Day, the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
It was kind of new. They didn't know what was
going on, but they kept cutting Howard Kosel, Frank Gifford,
they kept cutting to one cute cheerleader and she went
(16:39):
in the candle camera and apparently that was the hot
tour moment. That was the viral moment.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yep, that was al moment for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
What did you love about the show?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Because I could tell you why you didn't think I'd
be interested, and I could tell you why I'd be interested.
What did you love besides the fact that it's girls,
it's dancing, it's pom poms.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
No, that's not what I loved.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
I loved what I loved what I was fascinated about
the show is is the desire of the girls.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
A lot of the girls weren't from Dallas.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
A lot of the girls had a dream of being
specifically a Dallas Cowboy.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
The brand, when you think about it.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Is huge dc C.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
A Dallas Cowboy cheerleader is a brand that goes on
and on and on.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
And these women from say New Jersey, had dreamed about
being a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys forever.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Okay, So that I loved about it.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
I love that these are real dancers because when they're auditioning,
these girls are talented dancers.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
And some of them are hip hop, some of them
are jazz.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Jazz and ballerinas, and but there's some of them skilled,
skilled girls that want to do this job. What I
also loved is the two ladies that are the coaches.
They are hard bodied, They oh my goodness, they don't
pull punches. They're actually they're rough. They're actually not nice.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
But they were They're.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Loving in the end, but in order to do their job,
because they take it very seriously, because these girls are
representing the team, the brand.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
And Jerry Jones.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Of course, they do other things.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
So they go out in the community and they do
community work. They're representing the brand, so it's very choosy
on who they choose.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
It's also it's like the show we like, the football
show that we watch.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Last Chance You Hard Knocks.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Hard Knocks very much.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Like Hard Knocks.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
So it's a very serious thing. It's not frilly. It's
not a frilly thing. No, this is drama.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
You get your makeup, you get your pom poms, you
get your boots, you get all the stuff. This is
not that interesting to me, the girly stuff. But the
thing about it is that athletic.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
I mean they could get hurt they're doing. I mean
there's one part in it where they have to be
in line, do the lineup where they do the kicks,
and then the last kick is the kick, and then
they land in the splits.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
This is dangerous, this is notoriously.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
These people have to get hip surgeries later after doing
this every night for you know, thirteen games a season.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
And it's not even the games, it's the practice, because
the games are probably the easiest part the practicing.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
I like the discipline of it. I like the desire
that they have and the discipline. It's a fascinating show.
The fact that these girls have it in their hearts
since little girls, that this is what they want.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
That's the thing that I related to also, and I
think that again again, and we were watching you could
be like, if you really show people's stories, you could
literally make anything a reality TV show, because at the
end of the day, and I know you guys, like,
what the f are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
What are you talking about? Michael Rappaport, Have you lost
your mind?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Is this the same guy that rant and raves about
boxing UFC. The thing about the show, and the thing
about reality TV is if you tell a story properly,
and especially when it comes to hopes and dreams, everybody
he has hopes and dreams. Everyone everybody has desires. And
the thing that I was compelled to why we kept
(19:52):
watching it and while we even had to say, let's
save these for the next night in the hotel room
in Tel Aviva, let's end our dinner early so we
can finish up the series, is that you can relate to,
just like how on Hard Knocks, the show about the
NFL teams, you could relate to somebody working their ass off,
trying and they literally say it's my dream, it's my dream,
(20:14):
and I can relate to that, and I think people
could relate to having a dream and the thrill of
victory and the agony and the defeat, the thrill of
some of these girls making the team like they're elated
and the other ones not making the team their heartbroken.
And they talk about just some of the girls that
have come before them and some girls that have gotten
cut and then they come back, and it's just that's
the thing that I related to. And I trust me,
(20:37):
Trust me. If you ever thought I'd be like, oh, Mike,
my crap. Did you think you would ever watch America's
Sweetheart and be giving it a rave review?
Speaker 6 (20:44):
Fuck?
Speaker 3 (20:44):
No, fuck no, I didn't think that.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I know, but you're right.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
The thrill of victory and the agony defeat in anything
is fascinating to me. And also the way it's done, Babe,
it's done in a sort of documentary style, the music
that they choose, Yes, it's fascinating.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
It it's the same guy who did Last Chance You
By It.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, So it moves sort of it in a slow way,
not in a boring way, but in a really you
really fall in love with these characters and what they
want What's curious to me though, and I said this
to you while we were eating lunch, is that there's a.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Lot of weight around it. There's a lot of what
these women look like. They take them and they change
their look and their hair color, matching their eyes, and
I'm like, wow, how does this in this day and
age do they get away with these women having all
the same body type? I mean, they don't change the
size of the costume once you get measured for the costume.
If you don't fit in it on game day, that's
your problem. If it don't fit.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, And that's like how we were.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Basically saying, like, in this day of politically correctness.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
How the fuck did they get away with it?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
And by the way, as much care cake as I've
eaten on this trip, because they got some bomb carrot
cake at this cafe.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
That I like, here shout out to cafe.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
So I I mean, listen, my little outfit would not fit.
If I was a DCC boy, I'd have to get
my thing taken in and out a million times.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
And they, I mean, these girls are young. There was
one girl who made the team at eighteen. Most of
them are eighteen. I mean most of them are like
twenty to twenty five years old. There was one girl
who came really really close out of nowhere, seemingly who
was thirty one. The thing that's crazy, I talk about
this in stand up comedy, and this is a historical thing,
and I don't know why. Like an organization like the
(22:18):
Dallas Cowboys, they're so underpaid and apparently they're paid more
than they used to be paid. But all of these
girls have day jobs, so they practice from like five
to eight. On off days, they rehearsed from five to
eight to give them time to work during the day.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
There's nurses. One of them was like.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Us doctors are orthodontists to doctors.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
They're in sah but they're underpaid. They're underpaid, and I
just don't I don't understand why or how, especially an organization,
an NFL organization, but the Dallas Cowboys specifically, how they
they don't give them compensation for the entire because they
go through July or probably even May. The tryouts are
(23:03):
during May, and then they go.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Through the entire August, right.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah, but then the games start and you're going through January.
So I don't understand. It's a touschedule. Nonetheless America's Sweetheart.
Two pomp Poms Up.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Two Pompum, two rapaport stars.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
But more than that happened the Cowboys. I don't want
to go down the football soop, but I will say
I don't know. I don't like the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
We also should mention that this is a reality show
that's been on on CMT since two thousand and six.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
To uh making the Team, making the team, but on
Netflix with this director, it's taken to another It's.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
A new level.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
But I'm just saying for something to last on CMT
from two thousand and six to twenty twenty one, it's
so good to have seen who's made the team and
who hasn't.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I think I could go back and watch them.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
No, I could. I'd rather watch Whitney and Bobby.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Rather, it's a whole different world.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I'd rather watch.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Whitney and Bobby.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Side note, another reality show, just to prove that literally
anything if you execute it correctly. Another reality show on
Netflix that is interesting. I'm not going to say it's
two Pompoms Up, but it's interesting, it's fascinating.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Is called Sprinter.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
It's about the men's and women's Olympic qualifiers because obviously
the Olympics are coming this summer.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Good luck, yay, team, go team.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
But it's about the great sprinter Shakari Richardson and these
other dudes all focused on the one hundred meter race.
And this is again discipline, heartbreak, thrill of victory. And
when you get to know them, you get to know
their family, you get to know their hope, streams and aspirations.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
I guess that's just it's it that works.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
It's everybody though. It's not just Sakari. It's goes to
the girls, the guys, everybody.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
All of them.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
The Jamaicans are the which is around.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
And it's just the discipline and the athleticism from these guys.
We're not going to deep dive that. I'm not gonna
say it's America sweeter. But if you are.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Looking for somebody to get you focused on the Olympics,
and if you do love your reality TV shows, I
don't think.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
We're gonna stick with that, are we.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
I'm gonna finish it.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Yeah, it kind of makes me, it's like background, it
makes me kind of fall asleep.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I like that though, Yeah, but also I'm like, again
I watch it, I go tomorrow. I'm gonna get up
and I'm gonna do a sprinter's workout. Hasn't helped yet.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I haven't seen you get up yet.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Hasn't waking up. But it's a good thing to fall
asleep too, because you're going. It's like a positive Affirmation's
like I'm gonna run.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Wish I could be that I'm going to run around
the track. Yeah, I wish I could run around.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
But then I oversleep a little bit, and that's just
because they got blackout curtains here in the hotel. The
next thing I want to talk to about is because
people have asked the weekly sugar candy jelly bean gummy
bear situation with rap reports. Reality, we were at the airport. JFK.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
You told me to do it, you were gonna do
it anyway?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
No, I wasn't gonna do it. I was thinking about.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
It the airport candy because they have those giant candy stories.
It tends to be very fresh candy. Oh, these were fresh,
fresh jelly beans, fresh milk dive.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I'm so proud of myself. I kept them in my
bag for a long time.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I kept him in your bag for four days, three days.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, that's a long time.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
We bought four bags of jelly bellies and we ate.
You ate, babe, We ate the fucking jelly bellies while
we were watching the fucking sprint.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
No, the America Sweethearts. Yeah, we ate every single one
of those jelly beans. Disgusting And I got to tell
you that was disgusting.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
But your dissessiveness, but your gweediness, you're you're like you're you're.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Protectiveness over the jelly beans.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
The reason why I know the reason why I had
to eat all of them because I do not like
to share.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Listen, You've made that clear with me and the world.
You don't want to share your jelly bellies.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
No, I don't.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
The thing is that's to be proud of.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I'm not saying I'm proud, but if you would just
stay in your lane you don't like them, this is
my thing.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Give Let there be something for me. It's it can't
always be the micro Rappaport show.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Do you think that I'm gonna sit there while we're
watching America's Sweetheart Sweethearts about the DCCs, and I'm gonna
sit there and I'm gonna let you eat those jengs.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I get I can ration them out for myself. It's
like a thing for me.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
But then when I see your big old palm, like
your hand, it's like a gorilla hand. You grab and
you grab all of them, and I hate it. I
hate watching it. I would because I know how to
ration them out. I like to savor them their mind.
It's my thing.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
It's like my thing, and you just take your hand
and take all of them.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
So therefore when we break them out, I'm like, here,
fuck it, just take all of them and then let's
get rid of them so I don't have to watch
my things be taken from me.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
It's so it's so primitive.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
You around candy, you around carrot cake, it's like it's
like a different it's like a different thing.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
It's like it's like you're making me sound like a
bad person.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
It's just around candy, Like it's like it's.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Like sure, because you're you're like, just will eat anything,
anything put in front of you, You'll take.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
And what I'm saying, I'm doing psychology as to why
why I told.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
You the other day.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I think one of the reasons why I'm like, if
I'm at at like a table or there's things because
we don't need to go down to the psychology.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
This with somebody's mother and you took off of their plate,
like you didn't even meet the person.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
And you ate off of somebody's plate. You just took
off of their plate.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Did I take off her plate?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Shit, Well listen, I'm not saying I don't have my
own things around food and uh table table manners.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
There is nothing you have none.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I'm not saying that, but I'm just saying I would
like you to look a little closer the next time
you whip out.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Okay, I'm not going to do it in front of you.
You kept saying, this is what you do to me.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
This is a psycholic I did that when I'm not
thinking about sugar, which I was doing so good.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Yes, you say not you were doing good. I was
doing good.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
You go, I don't want jelly beans. I'm not even
thinking about jelly beans. I don't want jelly beans, which
makes me start thinking about them. And I know you
knew they were in the nightstand, so I was thinking
if I left, you would take them and hide them
from me. So I was like, I'm just gonna show
you where because I knew you knew where they were.
It's ridiculous. This is not even an adult conversation.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
This is it's not yes, No, this is Obi wan Kenobi.
What's his name? What's a little Yoda?
Speaker 6 (29:24):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
My trip? Iulize I don't want the jelly beans?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Doing every single time you say I don't want them?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, when you say why jelly beans, I'm just chilling
here watching America's Sweethearts I.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Have right now.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
I was gifted a box of jelly beans, or you
were gifted a box, but I took my gift.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
It's okay, you don't need them.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
I don't need them.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
You have to lose some weight, no, no offense, but me.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
No kidding, no kidding. I gotta drop a few pounds
and the jelly beans.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
But you can say, but you're not even trying. So
I'm starting to save you.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
I know I do too, but I could do it
quicker than you because I have more discipline.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Don't you tradered? We've talked about Trader Joe.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
I'm not doing it.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Okay, okay, no problem. No people people, they ask, so.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I'm off the jellybeans? Really?
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Since are you off the jelly beans? I want to
be off because it's are you it's been three days ago.
I'm onto care cake.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Okay, finally I swear this isn't this isn't something like,
this isn't a specific.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
It's like we have something against them. I know what
you're gonna say, what is it be?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
And gender?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
It's my fault just because I saw it come up
on the Amazon rye. I made you put the VPN
on a computer to watch it. The this is how
I love what.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
The greatest story, No, the greatest love story never told.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
And it really should never have been.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
It should have kept it.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
The greatest love story that should have never been told.
Another yet another. I believe this is the third Jennifer
Lopez documentary where she goes, I'm going to share and
tell you about the real me.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
And this is, oh gosh, pile a big mess.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
It's a mess.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
And the fact that she dragged this is the reason
why they got divorced.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Fundamentally, they're not divorced yet.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
But this is not gonna work and it will never work.
And now they vomited all over the floor, and then
they tried to clean up the vomit and they spread
it all over the floor when they were cleaning it
up and it's all in their.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Babe, this is so embarrassing. I'm embarrassed. They got embarrassed
while they were doing it, and they got embarrassed afterwards.
He says it in there, he actually he says, what
is she doing? I don't know why she has to
do this? And then yeah, and then oh baby, it's
so bad.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
It's so bad.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
And I don't get why Jennifer thinks that her life.
First of all, she's fifty two, fifty four years old.
You have like the only thing interesting about your life
is that you were j LO. We've seen that rise
to fame. We've seen it so many times. We've seen
her on MTV specials. I've seen her on these specials.
We start with Mario Lopez. We've seen just that par okay, cool,
(32:05):
you came from the Brooks and Living Color dancing.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
You made it big.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Other than that, like the relationship part, but you're not
going into the who's the relationship? Puffy's not even mentioned
in it, that relationship, not.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Even mentioning it. You don't go into diesels like I'm
gonna share the real me? And why this that?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
And the third and then the whole thing is gonna
be about how me and Ben ben Affleck have fallen
in love again.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
They kept the whole book with all the stories of
the whole book.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
And then he goes, you showed the whole book, and
then he did he show the whole book. I'm gonna
tell the whole truth. You can't tell the whole truth
and say you're telling the whole truth when we the audience,
we know more of the truth than you're telling the
truth of Then you look more crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
It's such a mess. And then you make it about
art and.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Then there's all this artistic stuff and then as you're
rolling around in mud and then you're cleaning up of
mud and there's rose petals and there's this is this
is craziness.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
And she there's a big storyline, like a beast storyline
or a season storyline that she's funding it herself. Welcome
to documentaries, filmmaking, Welcome to everybody, like, oh, you're funding
it yourself, j LO, did you spend a million dollars
to fund it yourself?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
And then it says it's directed by somebody else, But
then he's directing it, Ben Affleck, and he's asking behind
the camera, asking, and then there's another director who's directing
the thing that they're really making it about, but they're
making it about something else. Have we seen the other
thing that they're making it about.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
I don't know. I don't understand why what.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
I don't get it. I don't get it. And it's
just a mess and it's twisted. And I'm like, you
need to just go and just deal with whatever you're
thinking in therapy or just live your life. Live your life, like,
stop trying to tell us about your life. Just live
your life, because you it's just a mess.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Are you trying to make your life more interesting than
it really is? Maybe that's it.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Maybe she's deeply troubled. Maybe maybe she's deeply troubled. But
I could see why Ben A. Effick was like, fuck.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
This shit, man, Yeah I could too.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
We're making a documentary, like we've both tried to hide
from the paparazzi for thirty years and now you're making
a documentary about our our personal life.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
And he says it like you said.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
We were, Like you're showing like she shares like all
their letters and texts with the songwriters to produce yet.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
A nunhing Oh my goodness, And I don't want.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
To talk about it on raper Ports Reality. I don't
feel the need to talk about it on rapper Ports Reality.
We didn't even talk about the Real Housewives of New
Jersey on this episode of rap Ports Reality because.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
You didn't even want to watch it. Actually, it was
my bad.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
I needed to watch it just because people on TikTok
were like showing it behind them and they were like
making fun of the scenes on it. And I'm hurt
because I love j Lo and I hate the people
were making fun of her.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
But she did this to herself, and I'm trying to
figure out why she.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Had more documentaries than Madonna. Madonna made Truth or Dare.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
It was dope, it was a piece of art, it
was a Yeah, it was a part of her life
at that time, and that's it.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Yeah, Man, I'm just sad for j Loo because I
I don't something happened. I don't know why she did that,
But when she brought up that's why I said, Babe,
pay attention, because you weren't paying attention. When she brought
up that big book and said, these are all the
things he's written to me, Ben Affleck's written to her,
and then they cut to him and he was like,
she showed everybody like he didn't know that she was
gonna do that.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
I was like, uh.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Oh, the songwriters, the producers, the cinematographer, the dancers.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
It made me sad.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
I was like, what thought, what is happening bad? And
it's just a it's just a big sloppy mess.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Sloppy mess.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
So we have to give two thumbs down or two
thumbs up. I gotta say.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
I mean, if you, for the listeners of this podcast,
I would say you should watch.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yeah, I think you should. I think people should watch it.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Yes, I have to say you should watch it.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
You should watch it, but.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
You should watch it knowing and treating it like you're
going to a comedy.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
No, because it is. It's comical.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
It is comical.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
It's pretty awesome at a certain point. I think she
thinks it's comical because she says people are gonna watch
this and think I'm fucking crazy, like and she also
says that I want to do it.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
So David, I don't know why she thinks her life
is that interesting, especially when we've already seen and heard
and she shared we know more about her life outside
of this documentary than what she showed in this documentary.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
Anyway, We're done, We're done.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
This is another fantastic, high flying, fully fully fully realistic
Rap Reports reality podcast. Make sure you tell a friend
to tell a friend about the Rapaport's reality podcast, the
reality podcast that you asked for and we have delivered
with flying colors and pomp pumps.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Thank you for listening, babe, Love you, Love you. By
the
We found another short form piece of gold, a diamond
in the Rough on Netflix called America's Sweethearts, which is
about the Dallas Cowboy.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
The show is so riveting to me.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Well, let me just set the table.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
America's Sweethearts takes place last season, last off season, with
the tryouts for the team, the squad, the dcc IS.
They reference it a thousand times Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, and
everybody knew that the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
And another thing we learned is that one of the
big moments for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders was on Thanksgiving Day.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. It was kind of new.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
They didn't know what was going on, but they kept
cutting Howard Cosel, Frank Gifford, they kept cutting to one
cute cheerleader and she wins in the camera camera and
apparently that was the hot tour moment. That was the
viral moment ye for the Dallas Cowboys. Three two one boom,
(01:07):
Hak Tua.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, yeah, you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that, Tua.
You're making fun of me because I didn't know what
that meant. And I'm the only person in America or
all over the world that didn't know what hok tua meant.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Welcome to Rappaport's Reality. My name is Michael Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
My name is Kibi Rappaport, and this.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Is Rappaport's reality podcast, the world's best, most informative inside scoop,
reality TV, popular culture, and podcasts about us the Rappaports.
This is the only podcast that does those three things
and more. We are recording this podcast live from Tel Aviv, Israel.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yes, we are where it is Middle Eastern hot. Yeah,
it is true blue middle I.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Was gonna say Africa hot, but I've never been to Africa.
You know, Middle East hot is a different kind of hot.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I wonder if Africa hot is hotter than Middle East.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I don't think so, I don't need, I don't care.
You know, I had a lot of heat anxiety.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
What is heat anxiety?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I was anxious about coming here and the heat and
it was real and I was right.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Has it lived up to your expectations and more the heat.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I'm trying to have a good attitude.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
So let's not start the podcast with talking about my
heat anxiety.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Well, we just came from outside with Hell.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I still got sweat dripping down my balls.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
The first time I've ever seen you. I've never seen
you sweat in public except for when working out. Like
you were sweating just now.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I know it's embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I was like, uh, we walked into a cafe.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
We looked like Whitney Houston and a white Bobby Brown.
I was, yes, you were.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
A white T shirt, had on your face.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Okay, but you come down my front. I have on
a black linen and jumps. You couldn't see it, but
straight out my I look like a crackhead.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
It's gross.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Man.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I don't like you didn't look Whitney Houston, Babe and
Whitney Houston and talk about a reality TV show that
might be something we rewatch.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Becobby Bobby.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
That was really far out.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I mean, if Rappaport's reality had been going on during
the Whitney and Bobby Bobby and Whitney reality TV.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I don't know if we talked, but that was that.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Was so sad.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
But I always do understand.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
If there's two things that I can't stand the most
in life is being hot and rats and the smell
of cat piss, and you know what here in Israel,
there's two things going on. It smells like cat piss
because there's a hell of a lot of cats here and.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
It's hot as hell.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But we're having a great trip, had a great trip
at the beach yesterday in the water, beautiful water, beautiful trip.
This place is crying for a reality TV show. They're
they're they're the Real Housewives of Tel Aviv and then
an Olean reality TV show like a vander Pump Rules
(04:15):
of all the young ali Oleen kids from America that
have moved to Israel. Trust trust us when we tell
you there's a gold mine of reality.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
On TV here. There's a lot of hot young kids.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
They're hot, they're young, they're earnest, they're in different ways
of changing their life. There is a I'm telling you
there is a gold mine of reality TV here that
is just waiting to happen. But since I started the
ports reality with hot tool Kibi, up until yesterday, I
didn't know what that meant.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Did you know? Did you know what it meant? Was Like?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I thought it was like a Native American.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Then I had the picture of the white girl and
I was like that she doesn't look Native American.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
For those of you who do not know, and I'll
be shocked if anybody doesn't.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Know who the hock.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
A lot of people know what that means.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Everybody knows who the Hawk Tour Girl is. She's been
discussed on Howard Stern Show, every podcast, Late Night TV.
The Hawk Tour Girls, a girl who was doing a
on the street interview. She happened to be doing an
on the street interview that wasn't that interesting. Her and
her girlfriend were doing it on the street interview drunken.
I believe it was in It wasn't Louisiana, it was Nashville,
(05:38):
and they were just rambling on drunk, you know, kind
of regular looking girls. And at one point the interviewer
asked the question, which has been a game changing question,
what do you do to sort of make up or
give good loving or make up with your boyfriend? And
(05:59):
she said, hak Tua, spit.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
On that thing. Miles Jordan's play the actual clip.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You got to give him that Hawk dude, spit.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
On that.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
There. It is twenty twenty four. Wow, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
When you talk about everything, the good, the bad, the Trump,
the Biden, the everything that's going on in the world,
the brownie.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
James Hi to a spill on that thing.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Wow, she said, that's how you you impress a man
to a spit on that thing? Why how this thing
is caught on? I have no idea, she has no idea.
The girl is doing appearances.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I think she I thinks I read somewhere she got
an agent.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
That uta, which is my agency. Whoa, Now that's rest ashore.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
She's getting way more incoming phone calls than I am
right now.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
She's the new girl. That's all.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
That's sad.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
That's a filatio.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah, sucking dick spitting on a dick hock too. That's
really pathetic.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
But this is what is the.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
World we live in, guys. I don't know, man, let
me off this. This is crazy, guys. This is that's nuts, babe.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
That's that.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I'm not share agents. That's wow.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I mean, but you know, like it's online social media
that that's that is where it's at. Man, I've seen
these social media kids in movies, that's TV shows.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
It's crazy. That's all it took was her say, haktua.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Spit on that thing, dude, spit on that night. I
mean it was simple as that. And like I said, uh,
twenty twenty four has yet to unfold completely. But when
the history books go back, when they go, let's look
at you know, the twenties, the twenty thousands, the twenty.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Thousands, two thousand and twenty, the twenty twenty four, it's.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Like, babe, it's like the girl that said I'm looking
for a rich man six ' four and they made
a song out of it.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Or they catch me outside girl.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, I wonder if this this to a girl will
be able to benefit the way that the catch me
outside because she's apparently she's on OnlyFans.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
She's going around handing out money on the street.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yes, literally literally, so God bless America. And you know what,
only in America, Only in America can a girl giving
a drunking interview.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
On talking about spitting on a dick, and all.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
She talked about, they just happened to it just caught fire.
And that's the beauty of the Internet, the beauty and
the phenomenon of the Internet. You literally cannot I'm sure
there's plenty of girls that are sitting at home, go I.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Said spitting on dicks, saying I spit on a dick.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah, And there's I've done it. All on social media.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
But for some reason, this girl, she she captured the
hearts and minds of the world.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
And beyond.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
The other thing that I can tell you about our trip,
as we have found yet another piece of gold, another gem,
another reality TV gem.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Now we can't falln we can't.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
We can't haktua anymore than we did about Love Undercover.
We told you guys on Peacock if you're looking for
a new reality show, Love Undercover.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
We did two or three segments on it.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
We said it's the sleeper hit of the summer, the
sleeper hit of twenty twenty four. But we found another
short form piece of gold, a diamond in the rough
on Netflix called America's Sweethearts, which is about the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Yes, it's something special about their rappaports. They'll go on
a trip and then they'll find a reality show. That's
how adventurous our trips are, is it. We go on far,
far across the lands, all the way to Israel, and
we found a reality show.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
We all the way to Jerusalem, we all the way
to the North, all the way. It is so.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
And then one of the things that will take away,
probably the most impactful thing.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
That will take away from our time spent in the hotel.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Our new favorite reality show.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
America's Sweetheart, which is about the Everybody Knows. You might
not know who the hot tour girl is, but everybody
knows who the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
And why don't you explain?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I mean, I don't need to explain what it is,
but it takes place last year of the girls trying
to make the.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Team, trying to make the team. Well, this is a
fascinating one. Once again, I started to watch your show
without you because I thought that you wouldn't really enjoy
the show, and I had to go back and watch
the episode. Well, then then I started watching. I was like,
why wouldn't he like this? He likes football, so why
wouldn't he.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Like the cheerleaders. They don't show They don't show show
the football.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
The only football they show is when fans I'm jumping ahead.
When fans do meet and greets with the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders,
the security guard puts a football in their hands.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
So they don't touch the girls, literally, right.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Hang on hold that fucking football tight. Don't put your
arm around the girls. Don't put your arm around their
waist around their shoulder, don't breathe on them, don't even
make lingering eye contact. Yeah, so that's the only football
that's shown in it.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
The show is so riveting to.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Me, so so good.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I won't bring up my illustrious career as a cheerleader,
because I did have a two year career in high
school as a cheerleader.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
What high school, Venice high school?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
What year was this?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
This was eighty six, eighty seven.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Eighty six eighty seven. You were a cheerleader.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I must say I was a damn good cheerleader.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
But every time when we're watching the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders,
not through the complicated things, I go, can you do that?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I'm me to get up.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
In the middle of the show and like and do
a cheer.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
And I was really I could do one after we're
done the recording.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I could do some cheers for you.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
I didn't, gay, I used to show you when we
were younger. I used to do cheers for you all
the time.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I remember a cheer now.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Yeah, I got plenty, Okay, I got defensive cheers, I
got offensive cheers.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I got some in my pocket.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I've never you've never given me a cheer like what
I'm doing comedy, Can you bring your fucking pomp bums
and be like go Dean go.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Absolutely, Ah, that would be more like heckling.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Baby laugh and everybody laugh. Bring the because when I'm
having a tough night.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
No, I didn't really want to be a cheerleader. I
was too much of a cool girl to be a cheerleader.
Was kind of like looking down. But a friend of mine,
Denise Cooley, and I, in the history of my high school,
there weren't There was only one black cheerleader every year
in the history of Venice High School, and we didn't
think that they'd pick two in one year. So as
a joke, we both auditioned and she was a basketball
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player and I was a gymnast, and we both happened
to make it, and they snatched us in the middle
of the night. You know, they snatched the cheerleaders. They
come to your house in the middle of the night.
They call your parents and take you out of your
bed and blindfold you, put you in a call and
then they bring you to an undisclosed location and then
reveal But I could hear because she lived far away,
and so I, with the drive was far so I
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knew we were kind of going to her house. And
then when we got to this parking lot, we both
had made it. And that year, in nineteen eighty six,
there was two black girls on the team, and that
was historical.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
And this is amazing. You never knew the story.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I didn't know this story. I didn't know that you
were almost like the Jackie Robinson of Venice. Oh yeah,
high school, two.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Black girls that year. I mean the history of Venice
High School which.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Goes way back, and they go like in the history
books to the like, oh yeah, there's two and two
black girls or something.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Did you know?
Speaker 4 (13:36):
But if you go to Venice High I'm sure it's
still in the gym, you'll see all these black girls
on the plaque, and you'll see way back to nineteen,
you know, sixties, you will not see two black women
at a time up until our year.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
The other thing shout out at his high school's name, Denise,
Janie Coolie, Denie Coolidge.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Shout out to Denise Coolidge, Denie with the ja Denie Coolidge.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
And.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Like COOLi Hi, all right, Cooley, I for being breakthrough
cheerleaders at Venice High School.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
This is something I did not know about it.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
I had a partner with my partner, because you partner
up with each girl has a partner. And my partner's
name was Summer. Okay, me and Summer and I were partners. Well,
she had zero rhythm, no fan Summer, but you didn't
have any.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Have you kept in touch with Summer?
Speaker 5 (14:20):
No? I wonder where is Summer Summer if you're listening
to the podcast Summer.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I think Summer moved to Santa barber or something. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Well, let me just set the table.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
America's Sweethearts takes place last season, last off season with
the tryouts for the team, the squad.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
The DCC is a reference it a thousand times Dallas
Cowboy Cheerleaders.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
And some of the things that I didn't know that
I thought were kind of crazy is that every year,
even if you're on the team, you could be on
a DCC Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader FRO up to five seasons,
right and then you then you're done.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, but you still have to audition every year, which
is crazy. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Your audition season and you're a star cheerleader, you still
have to go through the the audition process and they
be cutting people. Oh yeah, Like, I'm sure there's certain
girls that are kind of shoeings and they I'm sure
they didn't mention that because it takes away from the drama.
But there's a couple of girls that are two years in,
three years in that got cut.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
It didn't seem like they were shoeings though, because it
looked like they went through exactly the same things.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Well, there's so many of them. I'm shaying for narrative purposes.
I'm sure there were a few there, Like Rebecca. You know,
she's good, she hasn't dropped the beach.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
The reason why I'm saying that is because every year
they bring out outside judges, Like they had hair dressers.
Remember they had like they had a local hairdresser, and
they had a.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Weather man, right, a local weather man was a.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Judge, and he's judging these girls.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
I'm like, yo, what are you, Hutrandos judging the girls.
I don't want to give too much away, but that
was an interesting part of it.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
But inevitably, it's the two head chicks that were former
cheerleaders that have been there for a while, and obviously
the donads cowboy cheerleaders. I mean, historically me as a
football fan. Not to go deep diving into that. Everybody
knew the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders in the late seventies into
the eighties America's team.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I loved the.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Pittsburgh Steelers, but it was really the Pittsburgh Steelers versus
Dallas Cowboys. And another thing we learned is that one
of the big moments for the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders was
traditionally on Thanksgiving Day. Thanksgiving Day, the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
It was kind of new. They didn't know what was
going on, but they kept cutting Howard Kosel, Frank Gifford,
they kept cutting to one cute cheerleader and she went
(16:39):
in the candle camera and apparently that was the hot
tour moment. That was the viral moment.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yep, that was al moment for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
What did you love about the show?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Because I could tell you why you didn't think I'd
be interested, and I could tell you why I'd be interested.
What did you love besides the fact that it's girls,
it's dancing, it's pom poms.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
No, that's not what I loved.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
I loved what I loved what I was fascinated about
the show is is the desire of the girls.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
A lot of the girls weren't from Dallas.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
A lot of the girls had a dream of being
specifically a Dallas Cowboy.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
The brand, when you think about it.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Is huge dc C.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
A Dallas Cowboy cheerleader is a brand that goes on
and on and on.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
And these women from say New Jersey, had dreamed about
being a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys forever.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Okay, So that I loved about it.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
I love that these are real dancers because when they're auditioning,
these girls are talented dancers.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
And some of them are hip hop, some of them
are jazz.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Jazz and ballerinas, and but there's some of them skilled,
skilled girls that want to do this job. What I
also loved is the two ladies that are the coaches.
They are hard bodied, They oh my goodness, they don't
pull punches. They're actually they're rough. They're actually not nice.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
But they were They're.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Loving in the end, but in order to do their job,
because they take it very seriously, because these girls are
representing the team, the brand.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
And Jerry Jones.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Of course, they do other things.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
So they go out in the community and they do
community work. They're representing the brand, so it's very choosy
on who they choose.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
It's also it's like the show we like, the football
show that we watch.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Last Chance You Hard Knocks.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Hard Knocks very much.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Like Hard Knocks.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
So it's a very serious thing. It's not frilly. It's
not a frilly thing. No, this is drama.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
You get your makeup, you get your pom poms, you
get your boots, you get all the stuff. This is
not that interesting to me, the girly stuff. But the
thing about it is that athletic.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
I mean they could get hurt they're doing. I mean
there's one part in it where they have to be
in line, do the lineup where they do the kicks,
and then the last kick is the kick, and then
they land in the splits.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
This is dangerous, this is notoriously.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
These people have to get hip surgeries later after doing
this every night for you know, thirteen games a season.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
And it's not even the games, it's the practice, because
the games are probably the easiest part the practicing.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
I like the discipline of it. I like the desire
that they have and the discipline. It's a fascinating show.
The fact that these girls have it in their hearts
since little girls, that this is what they want.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
That's the thing that I related to also, and I
think that again again, and we were watching you could
be like, if you really show people's stories, you could
literally make anything a reality TV show, because at the
end of the day, and I know you guys, like,
what the f are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
What are you talking about? Michael Rappaport, Have you lost
your mind?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Is this the same guy that rant and raves about
boxing UFC. The thing about the show, and the thing
about reality TV is if you tell a story properly,
and especially when it comes to hopes and dreams, everybody
he has hopes and dreams. Everyone everybody has desires. And
the thing that I was compelled to why we kept
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watching it and while we even had to say, let's
save these for the next night in the hotel room
in Tel Aviva, let's end our dinner early so we
can finish up the series, is that you can relate to,
just like how on Hard Knocks, the show about the
NFL teams, you could relate to somebody working their ass off,
trying and they literally say it's my dream, it's my dream,
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and I can relate to that, and I think people
could relate to having a dream and the thrill of
victory and the agony and the defeat, the thrill of
some of these girls making the team like they're elated
and the other ones not making the team their heartbroken.
And they talk about just some of the girls that
have come before them and some girls that have gotten
cut and then they come back, and it's just that's
the thing that I related to. And I trust me,
(20:37):
Trust me. If you ever thought I'd be like, oh, Mike,
my crap. Did you think you would ever watch America's
Sweetheart and be giving it a rave review?
Speaker 6 (20:44):
Fuck?
Speaker 3 (20:44):
No, fuck no, I didn't think that.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I know, but you're right.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
The thrill of victory and the agony defeat in anything
is fascinating to me. And also the way it's done, Babe,
it's done in a sort of documentary style, the music
that they choose, Yes, it's fascinating.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
It it's the same guy who did Last Chance You
By It.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, So it moves sort of it in a slow way,
not in a boring way, but in a really you
really fall in love with these characters and what they
want What's curious to me though, and I said this
to you while we were eating lunch, is that there's a.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
Lot of weight around it. There's a lot of what
these women look like. They take them and they change
their look and their hair color, matching their eyes, and
I'm like, wow, how does this in this day and
age do they get away with these women having all
the same body type? I mean, they don't change the
size of the costume once you get measured for the costume.
If you don't fit in it on game day, that's
your problem. If it don't fit.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, And that's like how we were.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Basically saying, like, in this day of politically correctness.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
How the fuck did they get away with it?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
And by the way, as much care cake as I've
eaten on this trip, because they got some bomb carrot
cake at this cafe.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
That I like, here shout out to cafe.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
So I I mean, listen, my little outfit would not fit.
If I was a DCC boy, I'd have to get
my thing taken in and out a million times.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
And they, I mean, these girls are young. There was
one girl who made the team at eighteen. Most of
them are eighteen. I mean most of them are like
twenty to twenty five years old. There was one girl
who came really really close out of nowhere, seemingly who
was thirty one. The thing that's crazy, I talk about
this in stand up comedy, and this is a historical thing,
and I don't know why. Like an organization like the
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Dallas Cowboys, they're so underpaid and apparently they're paid more
than they used to be paid. But all of these
girls have day jobs, so they practice from like five
to eight. On off days, they rehearsed from five to
eight to give them time to work during the day.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
There's nurses. One of them was like.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Us doctors are orthodontists to doctors.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
They're in sah but they're underpaid. They're underpaid, and I
just don't I don't understand why or how, especially an organization,
an NFL organization, but the Dallas Cowboys specifically, how they
they don't give them compensation for the entire because they
go through July or probably even May. The tryouts are
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during May, and then they go.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Through the entire August, right.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah, but then the games start and you're going through January.
So I don't understand. It's a touschedule. Nonetheless America's Sweetheart.
Two pomp Poms Up.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Two Pompum, two rapaport stars.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
But more than that happened the Cowboys. I don't want
to go down the football soop, but I will say
I don't know. I don't like the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
We also should mention that this is a reality show
that's been on on CMT since two thousand and six.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
To uh making the Team, making the team, but on
Netflix with this director, it's taken to another It's.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
A new level.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
But I'm just saying for something to last on CMT
from two thousand and six to twenty twenty one, it's
so good to have seen who's made the team and
who hasn't.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I think I could go back and watch them.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
No, I could. I'd rather watch Whitney and Bobby.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Rather, it's a whole different world.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I'd rather watch.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Whitney and Bobby.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Side note, another reality show, just to prove that literally
anything if you execute it correctly. Another reality show on
Netflix that is interesting. I'm not going to say it's
two Pompoms Up, but it's interesting, it's fascinating.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Is called Sprinter.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
It's about the men's and women's Olympic qualifiers because obviously
the Olympics are coming this summer.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Good luck, yay, team, go team.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
But it's about the great sprinter Shakari Richardson and these
other dudes all focused on the one hundred meter race.
And this is again discipline, heartbreak, thrill of victory. And
when you get to know them, you get to know
their family, you get to know their hope, streams and aspirations.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
I guess that's just it's it that works.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
It's everybody though. It's not just Sakari. It's goes to
the girls, the guys, everybody.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
All of them.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
The Jamaicans are the which is around.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
And it's just the discipline and the athleticism from these guys.
We're not going to deep dive that. I'm not gonna
say it's America sweeter. But if you are.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Looking for somebody to get you focused on the Olympics,
and if you do love your reality TV shows, I
don't think.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
We're gonna stick with that, are we.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
I'm gonna finish it.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Yeah, it kind of makes me, it's like background, it
makes me kind of fall asleep.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I like that though, Yeah, but also I'm like, again
I watch it, I go tomorrow. I'm gonna get up
and I'm gonna do a sprinter's workout. Hasn't helped yet.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I haven't seen you get up yet.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Hasn't waking up. But it's a good thing to fall
asleep too, because you're going. It's like a positive Affirmation's
like I'm gonna run.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Wish I could be that I'm going to run around
the track. Yeah, I wish I could run around.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
But then I oversleep a little bit, and that's just
because they got blackout curtains here in the hotel. The
next thing I want to talk to about is because
people have asked the weekly sugar candy jelly bean gummy
bear situation with rap reports. Reality, we were at the airport. JFK.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
You told me to do it, you were gonna do
it anyway?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
No, I wasn't gonna do it. I was thinking about.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
It the airport candy because they have those giant candy stories.
It tends to be very fresh candy. Oh, these were fresh,
fresh jelly beans, fresh milk dive.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I'm so proud of myself. I kept them in my
bag for a long time.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I kept him in your bag for four days, three days.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, that's a long time.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
We bought four bags of jelly bellies and we ate.
You ate, babe, We ate the fucking jelly bellies while
we were watching the fucking sprint.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
No, the America Sweethearts. Yeah, we ate every single one
of those jelly beans. Disgusting And I got to tell
you that was disgusting.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
But your dissessiveness, but your gweediness, you're you're like you're you're.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Protectiveness over the jelly beans.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
The reason why I know the reason why I had
to eat all of them because I do not like
to share.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Listen, You've made that clear with me and the world.
You don't want to share your jelly bellies.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
No, I don't.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
The thing is that's to be proud of.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I'm not saying I'm proud, but if you would just
stay in your lane you don't like them, this is
my thing.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Give Let there be something for me. It's it can't
always be the micro Rappaport show.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Do you think that I'm gonna sit there while we're
watching America's Sweetheart Sweethearts about the DCCs, and I'm gonna
sit there and I'm gonna let you eat those jengs.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I get I can ration them out for myself. It's
like a thing for me.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
But then when I see your big old palm, like
your hand, it's like a gorilla hand. You grab and
you grab all of them, and I hate it. I
hate watching it. I would because I know how to
ration them out. I like to savor them their mind.
It's my thing.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
It's like my thing, and you just take your hand
and take all of them.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
So therefore when we break them out, I'm like, here,
fuck it, just take all of them and then let's
get rid of them so I don't have to watch
my things be taken from me.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
It's so it's so primitive.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
You around candy, you around carrot cake, it's like it's
like a different it's like a different thing.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
It's like it's like you're making me sound like a
bad person.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
It's just around candy, Like it's like it's.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Like sure, because you're you're like, just will eat anything,
anything put in front of you, You'll take.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
And what I'm saying, I'm doing psychology as to why
why I told.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
You the other day.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I think one of the reasons why I'm like, if
I'm at at like a table or there's things because
we don't need to go down to the psychology.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
This with somebody's mother and you took off of their plate,
like you didn't even meet the person.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
And you ate off of somebody's plate. You just took
off of their plate.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Did I take off her plate?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Shit, Well listen, I'm not saying I don't have my
own things around food and uh table table manners.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
There is nothing you have none.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I'm not saying that, but I'm just saying I would
like you to look a little closer the next time
you whip out.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Okay, I'm not going to do it in front of you.
You kept saying, this is what you do to me.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
This is a psycholic I did that when I'm not
thinking about sugar, which I was doing so good.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Yes, you say not you were doing good. I was
doing good.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
You go, I don't want jelly beans. I'm not even
thinking about jelly beans. I don't want jelly beans, which
makes me start thinking about them. And I know you
knew they were in the nightstand, so I was thinking
if I left, you would take them and hide them
from me. So I was like, I'm just gonna show
you where because I knew you knew where they were.
It's ridiculous. This is not even an adult conversation.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
This is it's not yes, No, this is Obi wan Kenobi.
What's his name? What's a little Yoda?
Speaker 6 (29:24):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
My trip? Iulize I don't want the jelly beans?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Doing every single time you say I don't want them?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, when you say why jelly beans, I'm just chilling
here watching America's Sweethearts I.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Have right now.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
I was gifted a box of jelly beans, or you
were gifted a box, but I took my gift.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
It's okay, you don't need them.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
I don't need them.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
You have to lose some weight, no, no offense, but me.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
No kidding, no kidding. I gotta drop a few pounds
and the jelly beans.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
But you can say, but you're not even trying. So
I'm starting to save you.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
I know I do too, but I could do it
quicker than you because I have more discipline.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Don't you tradered? We've talked about Trader Joe.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
I'm not doing it.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Okay, okay, no problem. No people people, they ask, so.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I'm off the jellybeans? Really?
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Since are you off the jelly beans? I want to
be off because it's are you it's been three days ago.
I'm onto care cake.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Okay, finally I swear this isn't this isn't something like,
this isn't a specific.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
It's like we have something against them. I know what
you're gonna say, what is it be?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
And gender?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
It's my fault just because I saw it come up
on the Amazon rye. I made you put the VPN
on a computer to watch it. The this is how
I love what.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
The greatest story, No, the greatest love story never told.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
And it really should never have been.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
It should have kept it.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
The greatest love story that should have never been told.
Another yet another. I believe this is the third Jennifer
Lopez documentary where she goes, I'm going to share and
tell you about the real me.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
And this is, oh gosh, pile a big mess.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
It's a mess.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
And the fact that she dragged this is the reason
why they got divorced.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Fundamentally, they're not divorced yet.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
But this is not gonna work and it will never work.
And now they vomited all over the floor, and then
they tried to clean up the vomit and they spread
it all over the floor when they were cleaning it
up and it's all in their.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Babe, this is so embarrassing. I'm embarrassed. They got embarrassed
while they were doing it, and they got embarrassed afterwards.
He says it in there, he actually he says, what
is she doing? I don't know why she has to
do this? And then yeah, and then oh baby, it's
so bad.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
It's so bad.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
And I don't get why Jennifer thinks that her life.
First of all, she's fifty two, fifty four years old.
You have like the only thing interesting about your life
is that you were j LO. We've seen that rise
to fame. We've seen it so many times. We've seen
her on MTV specials. I've seen her on these specials.
We start with Mario Lopez. We've seen just that par okay, cool,
(32:05):
you came from the Brooks and Living Color dancing.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
You made it big.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Other than that, like the relationship part, but you're not
going into the who's the relationship? Puffy's not even mentioned
in it, that relationship, not.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Even mentioning it. You don't go into diesels like I'm
gonna share the real me? And why this that?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
And the third and then the whole thing is gonna
be about how me and Ben ben Affleck have fallen
in love again.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
They kept the whole book with all the stories of
the whole book.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
And then he goes, you showed the whole book, and
then he did he show the whole book. I'm gonna
tell the whole truth. You can't tell the whole truth
and say you're telling the whole truth when we the audience,
we know more of the truth than you're telling the
truth of Then you look more crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
It's such a mess. And then you make it about
art and.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Then there's all this artistic stuff and then as you're
rolling around in mud and then you're cleaning up of
mud and there's rose petals and there's this is this
is craziness.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
And she there's a big storyline, like a beast storyline
or a season storyline that she's funding it herself. Welcome
to documentaries, filmmaking, Welcome to everybody, like, oh, you're funding
it yourself, j LO, did you spend a million dollars
to fund it yourself?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
And then it says it's directed by somebody else, But
then he's directing it, Ben Affleck, and he's asking behind
the camera, asking, and then there's another director who's directing
the thing that they're really making it about, but they're
making it about something else. Have we seen the other
thing that they're making it about.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
I don't know. I don't understand why what.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
I don't get it. I don't get it. And it's
just a mess and it's twisted. And I'm like, you
need to just go and just deal with whatever you're
thinking in therapy or just live your life. Live your life, like,
stop trying to tell us about your life. Just live
your life, because you it's just a mess.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Are you trying to make your life more interesting than
it really is? Maybe that's it.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Maybe she's deeply troubled. Maybe maybe she's deeply troubled. But
I could see why Ben A. Effick was like, fuck.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
This shit, man, Yeah I could too.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
We're making a documentary, like we've both tried to hide
from the paparazzi for thirty years and now you're making
a documentary about our our personal life.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
And he says it like you said.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
We were, Like you're showing like she shares like all
their letters and texts with the songwriters to produce yet.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
A nunhing Oh my goodness, And I don't want.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
To talk about it on raper Ports Reality. I don't
feel the need to talk about it on rapper Ports Reality.
We didn't even talk about the Real Housewives of New
Jersey on this episode of rap Ports Reality because.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
You didn't even want to watch it. Actually, it was
my bad.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
I needed to watch it just because people on TikTok
were like showing it behind them and they were like
making fun of the scenes on it. And I'm hurt
because I love j Lo and I hate the people
were making fun of her.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
But she did this to herself, and I'm trying to
figure out why she.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Had more documentaries than Madonna. Madonna made Truth or Dare.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
It was dope, it was a piece of art, it
was a Yeah, it was a part of her life
at that time, and that's it.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Yeah, Man, I'm just sad for j Loo because I
I don't something happened. I don't know why she did that,
But when she brought up that's why I said, Babe,
pay attention, because you weren't paying attention. When she brought
up that big book and said, these are all the
things he's written to me, Ben Affleck's written to her,
and then they cut to him and he was like,
she showed everybody like he didn't know that she was
gonna do that.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
I was like, uh.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Oh, the songwriters, the producers, the cinematographer, the dancers.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
It made me sad.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
I was like, what thought, what is happening bad? And
it's just a it's just a big sloppy mess.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Sloppy mess.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
So we have to give two thumbs down or two
thumbs up. I gotta say.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
I mean, if you, for the listeners of this podcast,
I would say you should watch.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yeah, I think you should. I think people should watch it.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Yes, I have to say you should watch it.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
You should watch it, but.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
You should watch it knowing and treating it like you're
going to a comedy.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
No, because it is. It's comical.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
It is comical.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
It's pretty awesome at a certain point. I think she
thinks it's comical because she says people are gonna watch
this and think I'm fucking crazy, like and she also
says that I want to do it.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
So David, I don't know why she thinks her life
is that interesting, especially when we've already seen and heard
and she shared we know more about her life outside
of this documentary than what she showed in this documentary.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
Anyway, We're done, We're done.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
This is another fantastic, high flying, fully fully fully realistic
Rap Reports reality podcast. Make sure you tell a friend
to tell a friend about the Rapaport's reality podcast, the
reality podcast that you asked for and we have delivered
with flying colors and pomp pumps.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Thank you for listening, babe, Love you, Love you. By
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