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July 17, 2024 35 mins

Welcome to the sixteenth episode of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. Live From The Bedroom! The Rapaport's are here to discuss:  RIP Dr. Ruth, Hawk Tuah girl phenomenon, coming to the end of RHONJ, Big Ange, Milf Manor, Below Deck, Perfect Match, not being on the 90 Day Fiance train, Receiver & Hard Knocks: Offseason, the disgusting fashion of Kanye West's wife & a whole lotta mo'! This episode is not to be missed! 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
So, after everything Teresa's been through, for it to go
out like this is just so when you think about it,
think about that family, think about the loss of their parents.
Teresa going to jail. She was in jail, her brother
the relationship. She's never going to talk to her brothers anymore.
She got on the stage, she's like, you read a journal.
I mean it was very funny, but she read a.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Journal like her reading her journal. She almost couldn't read
her own journal. I would love it, listen. I would
love to get to get like a reading reading like.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
The Vagina monologue with people reading Teresa's journal. It would
be hilarious.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
That would be awesome, amazing.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Tool.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
No, babe, you can't start it like that.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
No, that was the new opening. I was telling you. No,
welcome to now that.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I know what it means. You really can't start like that.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Do you think that's an appropriate way to start?

Speaker 4 (00:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Absolutely not, especially not when we're sitting in the bed.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
All right, Welcome to Rappaport's Reality. My name is Michael.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Rappaport, I'm Kivy Rappaport.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
And this is Rapaport's Reality, the reality TV Popular Culture
Rapaport's actual reality relationship podcast that the world has been screaming,
yelling and craving. Well, we are here, Yes we are,
and we are doing this podcast not from our luxurious

(01:31):
podcasting studio. We are actually doing today's podcast from our bedroom.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
In the bed, the bed.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I don't know how we got here. You know, it's
you wanted to do it from my office, which was
not the right sound proofing because it's very empty, echoey.
Usually we do it in your podcast or you downstairs,
but now we're in our bedroom.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
We're in our bedroom because you have a headache. I
have a slash stomach ache.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah, slash possible COVID situation.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I diagnosed myself because I.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Gave yourself all sorts of life and you know why.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
It's just I feel jetlag. The headache feels like when
I had COVID. That's why I said maybe I have COVID.
It's like this weird headache.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Well, Winter of the Dust Brothers, Jordan Winter of the
our producer, he had he had COVID recently.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
He just had COVID.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
He did.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
He beat it like a fucking bad habit. Wow, he
had COVID and he was shut down. Uh so you
know who knows, but how do you feel in this moment?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I feel okay. I'm a professional, and so I'm gonna
on with the show. As they say, duress, why we're
sitting in the bed and people can see is that
we're sitting in our bed.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
We're not laying in the bed. Were sitting sitting on
top of the bed. I'm really disappointed. I worked, I
tried to surprise you with that new cold opening that
just got.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I just don't even I don't understand the whole phenomenon.
I just think it's really weird. I think society is
falling apart.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Do you think she's a plant?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Because like sometimes like when somebody gets that kind of success,
like this was a plant and industry plant, and she's
gonna be, uh, you know, like campaigning for this one
or that one. Do you think she's like I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I mean what she's going to tell everybody to vote
for blue or something.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
It's like, you know, it's I bet you, I bet you.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
They've reached out to her. Somebody has reached out to
her about doing something. You know what's crazy. I was
I talked about this. There's gonna be a couple of
crossover theme segments from I Am Rappaport on today's Rapaport's
reality podcast. The Great Doctor Ruth Westheimer, who if you
were our age or maybe a little younger, she was

(03:35):
so much a part of the popular culture regime from
the eighties, nineties up until.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
The two thousands.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
The Great Doctor Ruth west Teimer has passed away, but
I remember her, like on Johnny Carson, I remember on Letterman,
I remember on the David Brent Done.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, she was. She was phenomenal. My mom said she
like she got her sexual awakening from doctor Ruth. She
didn't know about sex until it was doctor Ruth. I
was like, well, that's really that's sad, especially my mom's
a scorpion and I was like, how is that? But yeah,
doctor Ruth is incredible.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
It's sad that your mom got her sexual awakening from
a little little Jewish woman, I mean tiny little Jewish woman.
But she passed away, lived a long life, always seemed
uh just genuinely happy to talk share all things about
positive sexuality, positive sharing your sex and.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
At the time too, at the time she was talking
about it was incredible, what an inspiration. She was a
sniper and the haganab which was the IDF.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
I didn't know that that.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
You know, this is an incredible woman, an inspiration.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
And the segue though, is that we've gone from doctor
Ruth Westeimer talking openly in a very sort of you know,
giggly fun safe way talking on you know, mainstream TV,
to sex about sex, to the Hoktua.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Girl to the spinning on a dick girl.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, the hoc too is spit on that thing. It's amazing.
The limitations have just been stripped down. You can say
literally anything.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, the world's gone to hell in a handbag real quick.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
But we love the great doctor Ruth west Summer, and
I'm happy for the Hoktua girl.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
You know, there was a little fit, you know, I
just there was a five minute little documentary on her.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
She's just a yeah, she's like a poor like she
got a kind of a tough like. It's kind of
a crazy only in America, only on social media in
twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, you know, I'm not hating on her. I just
I don't understand what it takes to become Like, what
are the things who puts the thumb print on who
becomes successful?

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Why?

Speaker 1 (05:42):
I don't get it I don't get it, but it's okay.
Good for her. She got like thirty k thirty to
appear somewhere. Where was it she made an appearance? You
said she got thirty thousand.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Thirty thousand dollars to doing appearent somewhere she's doing selling tires.
She's American, she's only in America.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Good for her.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
We're going to just jump in to all things reality TV,
all things popular culture. I feel like cueueing the music
from the Doors. This is the end. Oh man, my
few f matter of fact, Miles Jordan's play a little
of the great Jim Morrison and the Doors singing, this
is the end.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
This is the end, beautiful friend, this is the end.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Milely Oh, it is the end.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Unfortunately, we are coming to the end of the Real
Housewives of New Jersey, not of the end of this season.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
The end the end, Andy said on Radio Andy, someone
called in and said, you know, listen, it's getting too toxic,
and uh, they gotta go and you gotta reboot it
just did New York. And you know what, he agreed,
he said, we're thinking we're on the same page.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
And he knows what he was doing. He knows if
somebody's calling and bringing that up. He knows if he's
answering like that.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
The audience is not with it. And it's sad.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
It's really sad.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
And I'm gonna be straight up, I can't place all
the blame on her, but Teresa Judas and Melissa gorgo.
But I gotta say Teresa Judas is the reason why
the show cannot sustain itself because Teresa Judas has been
so toxic and hasn't been able to see the big

(07:37):
picture and has been so divisive and has caused so
many allegiances and like it's like you're on the good
team or on the bat team.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
You're on team Teresa, and you're not.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
And I'm going to stop you. How how is it
just her?

Speaker 3 (07:52):
I'm not saying Melissa is not responsible.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
And Joey, Like, it's it's the three of them. They're
all equally responsible. Well you have to go back, but
everybody don't back to when their parents were alive in
the fighting. It's all of them, it really really is.
And then when joe when she was married. It's not
just Teresa.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Bank the last two let's say two seasons, I could
just say two. It's probably could go into the last
three seasons. But this season and last season this like
you're either with me or you are against me. And
I'm not speaking. And I know Melissa is a part
of that. I know Joe gorg is a part of it.
But I feel like Teresa, you know, just with the girls.
Forget Joe, just with the girls. And they got Jenfestlerole

(08:34):
whacked out of her mind, they got jen Aiden whacked
out of her mind, they got Margaret.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
I'm gonna blame I'm gonna blame jen Aiden. I would
blame her more in the last two season, really really
really getting in the middle. Then I would blame Teresa
because I don't think Teresa is smart enough.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
That's what I'm saying. You can't have a leader who.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Well, she's a star. She's a star.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
She's a leader. He's a star. But she's also like,
I'm the leader. You know that.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
During the reunion, she was like, you know, like remember
she tried to fire Melissa Gore because.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
She's like, you're not coming back. And I'm just saying, like,
she's the leader, she's a star, but she's doing.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
It long enough to know they all know what they're doing.
You know, when they're on the show. They know what
to do to keep the job, like they know, like,
come on, guys, you guys know what to do, like.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
It's out of Dolores's hands.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yea, it's just so dumb. It's like you guys know
what to do to keep the job.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Your family like they can't do it. You can't do it.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
You got your ego and your they did it to themselves.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
And I feel I feel bad because I know Dolores
likes doing the show, and I know that the other ones.
I'm sure they all part of them like doing the show.
But I think you're right, You're right, right.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
I can't say it's all do you love her?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
She's a star. I'm not saying she's like, you know,
she's not a rocket scientist, but like she is the star.
And listen, Melissa and are smart, like they all know
what they're doing. They know how to keep the job.
They've been doing. These are professional knows how many seas
fourteen seasons this show has been on, right, fourteen something
like that, like it's over, it's over.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
We're we're declaring it. Andy hasn't said it, Bravo, wisn't
said it. It's obvious it's over.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
It's so upsetting. But by the way, last night I
was when we were watching, I was like, Danielle's star,
this is Danielle's great, she's great. I mean, it's a
bummer two years in and this is it's going to
be over for her. I have a feeling Danielle will stay,
the foods will stay. They could know.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
They're not the whole thing you think.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
It is a bummer because Daniel's great.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
She's great, she's great TV, her family or kids, or
her relationship with her husband. She's got all the elements.
She's got relationship with her dad. It's a husband that's
going to try to help.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
I mean, maybe she will.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Maybe they won't do a total revamp in Jersey, but
or maybe they'll do the Real Housewives of Staten Island.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
I don't know, but Dolores could have her own thing.
I mean, listen, it's.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Really it's really really disappointing.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
I'm bummed and.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
This season and I gotta tell you, like I love it.
I'm entertained. But it's like a merry go round.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
It's just the.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Same thing, same thing, same thing, same thing, going around
and around and obviously the Daniella fight and the Jenaden fight.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
It was exciting.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
No, it's not even exciting, babe, would she When they're
in the dressing room and there's five you know, they're
taking a five minute break from the NOMA Stay Bitches
Live podcast and Danielle walked out and she looks like.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
She looks like it looked like shit.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Be good. I mean, it's good, but it's like another
level of like Mob Wives, like they didn't even go.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Daniel brings that Mob Wives energy, she brings that Big Ange.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
What was the other one we liked from Mob Wives?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Uh, the one who was like she was really scary baby,
I know people whatever her name is, that was a
you know mob wofs had a good run too, but
it was again, it's just too wacky and Big Anne
was I mean, when Big Ange came on the television,
she was a talk about a star.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
That's the Big Ange was a star. Rip. It's just sad.
It's just there's no reunion. There's no closure.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Obviously they keep saying, well, the last episode is kind
of like a reunion and it closes the story. And
I personally think, I don't know, man, I don't where
what's gonna happen. They're gonna revamp, and you know how
long it's gonna take to revamping, or they're probably soft
casting now they're doing things behind this scene.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Andy already knows writing's on the wall.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
But I don't like that. This is like really like disappointing.
It's disappointing for them to go out like this, terrible.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
So after everything Teresa's been through, for it to go
out like this is just so when you think about it,
think about that family, think about the loss of their parents.
Teresa going to jail, she was jail, her brother the relationship.
She's ever going to talk to her brothers anymore. She
got on the stage, She's like, you read her journal?
I mean it was very funny, but she read a.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Journal like her reading her journal? She almost couldn't read
her own journal. I would love listen. I would love
to get to get like a reading reading.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Like the Vagina monologue with people reading Teresa's journal would
be hilarious.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
That would be awesome, amazing, That would be no, I
would that would be great. But I was saying, I
can't remember what it's called. I would like to see
what great, right, I can't like I'm a great speaker
because I just prove I can.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
It's funny because the camera angle caught her like journal,
like the size that she writes in, Like it was
really written really big, like she writes handwriting. Yeah, look
very neat, but it was very big her like.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Like black letters.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah yeah, I love to Jui best.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
She's fucking great, man, it really really.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
She can't leave television. This is terrible for me.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
And you know what, without without a whole thing around her,
she can't carry a show on her own. She could
pop up on other shows, she can't care orchestrate a
whole show on her own.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
She can't do it. She's just herself.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
I don't know what you mean by that, because she's
not performing.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
She's just her fucking self.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
That's great, though, what are you talking about? She could
have a reality show with Louis and their family and
their life. Are you crazy?

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, but they need the drama, like we don't want
to seek oh our love.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
Bubble and all.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
That's not interesting.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
No, that is just not that interesting, you know, Like, No, it.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Could be with her and her kids and Louie and
they could have a show.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Traders, did they say she'd know Dolores's.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Traders, Traders.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
They could have a show.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
I don't know where you Milf Manner, Theresa could have
a show. What are you talk?

Speaker 2 (14:44):
By the way, we watched about fifteen or twenty minutes
to do it.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Milf Manner is even below ourselves.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Listen, we do all of them, though we could do
all of them. We've been Love Island. By the way,
Love Island is the number one streaming show untilelevision, number one.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
And I don't I don't get now I'll watch some Island.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
I love it. I don't know why you say it.
It's so good?

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
I love it? It's I think it's great. By the way,
when when when Arianna can't lose? I'm so happy for
her because she can't. She's just winning, winning, winning, do
you think? By the way, babe, did you see the
video of oh Boy? Why am I forgetting his name?
That's how much he doesn't mean anything?

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Cool? Not ben Affleck Please, we're not talking about not
j Lo.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
No, what's his name? I call Arianna's ex boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Tom Tom san her ex Tom Sannibal.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yes, yeah, he's a wait wait wait wait Before we
get to that, I just want to just finish up
what we're saying about Milf Manor.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
We have friends Tammy and Allen. They watch Milf Manor.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
They go hard for it.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
They and there's other.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
People Dean the Young Shooter f Dean, my friend Dean
aka the Young Shooter from the Ironmrapersaria, Pakistan, and now
they go hard for Milf Manor. I we maybe it's
because our standards are so high or we can.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Only take so much. I don't think are that high, babe.
Our standards are pretty high.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
We watch these shows, like you know, the Criterion Collection
where they show like all the great, the great, the
great movies. It's like a Criterion collection. If you don't know,
it was like it used to. They used to take
LaserDisc and DVDs and they would take like classic movies
like Casablanca or like Goodfellas, and they would all these
kinds of like great movies Chinatown, and they would you.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Know, it was the elite of the elite, like Our
and the Day.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
And the director would talk over it and describe.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
The greatness of the film like I feel like we're
Criterion Collection of reality TV show. Now, I'm not going
to say there's not an audience in people. Certain people
can't enjoy, and I can't understand why certain people enjoy
milf manner. I'm just saying, maybe I don't have we
don't have enough bandwidth to go.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Into real fool already of the junk food. Is that
what you're saying to the front of the brim? Yeah,
because when I was watching, I was like.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Whoa, because you got uncles with their their nephews and
fathers and sons and brothers and the making out with
and it just like, what the hell is this? And
I gotta I gotta protect what I have left of
our souls. My soul's in like my integrity, no disrespect
to the fans of milk manner, No.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
No is fully entertaining. But we can only do so much.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
We can only do so much, So maybe maybe it's
that and we can only do.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
So somewhere behind on some things, so we have to
save some room for.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
But like when you turn on an episode of Below Deck,
I don't feel any shame at all. Like Below Deck
is a good Showlow Deck Yachting is a good show,
Blow Deck Mediterranean, these are good shows.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Right, Yes, Like I don't feel shame or embarrassment.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
When I was watching that fifteen to twenty minutes of
Milk Manner, I was like.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Especially that one lady that's overly tanned, the white lady
that was like high fight the black dude, that old
white I was like, oh no, I.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Can And they made out and they're like.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Oh man. I was like. And then the dad was
with the de and his son was in the.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Room with and the nephew and they're trying to go.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
They say too much.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
How do you just get over that? At Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Like when you go, like the whole family gets together,
like there's like there's gotta be some come on.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
I mean there's another show that you're watching that I watch, like,
it's like Elevator music, what is it?

Speaker 1 (18:26):
The Perfect Match?

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Perfect?

Speaker 1 (18:28):
I know, I don't know why you don't like that one.
But see there's a bunch of these young people on
the beach and bathing suit shows.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
About Netflix is they have like a recurring, returning, rotating
cast of people. There's Love is Blind obviously, the Ultimatum,
There's Queer Love, the Ultimatum, Marrier Move.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
I watch all of.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Them hot to handle, and from what I got from
Perfect Matches, like.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
The cast is to the thing I was saying about
perfect like the Battle of the Network Star. Yes, exactly,
and that's why it because it's all about casting.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
But they show each other on one show and then
they're mad at each other on another show.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
No, but this is why the casting is very important.
And there's some skill to this show in terms of casting.
It could it could win an award in casting the
skill there. So I like that, you know, and young people,
you know, trying to make a perfect match is interesting.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
But are they actually trying to do.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Just like a fuck fast? This is what it is.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah, it's a fast exactly, It's a fast they go
from show to.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Show and like, you know, and it's so mean of us.
Why is it mean? Because milk manners just older people,
you know, the dad with the sons. Like, I'm watching
young people swap so what with each other? You know sons.
It's like, you know, we're being judgmental.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
No, I don't think we're being judgmental. I do not.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
We're not judging the people. What we are judging the people.
We're judging the show. We're allowed to judge the show.
And if I have high standards and I refuse to,
you know, bend my standards. That doesn't mean I'm judging
the show. It just means maybe I'm a reality TV
snap stop.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
That's it. That's what we are.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Do You can see the I don't I think we
are because you know TV.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
I do because I won't go deep into the like
my six hundred pound life. I won't go into like
and I won't go deep. But we started off with
ninety day Fiance. During the pandemic, we kind of fell
off of that, or like the what's the one with
the mom the you know, the overprotective mom one or
some of these TLC ones. They don't do it for me.

(20:38):
There's a ton of them that we just won't do.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Let me ask you a hard hitting question.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Do you feel like we are missing out because we're
we haven't been on the train of ninety day Fiance.
I part of me feels like, yes, we have missed
out on a good time because we we haven't rolled
that ninety eight fiance train. And the people that ride

(21:02):
that ninety dight fiance train, they're like, they seem happy,
they seem very very happy. There's a part of me
that feels like I wish we had been on that. Yes,
we got our tickets early. Yeah, but now I feel
like it's too late.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
You know, it's too late because there's branches off to say,
you know, six ninety days after and after the after
and before the after. Like so I feel like jumping
in now, although I caught it, you know when Tammy
and Allen were there and I jumped in and I
was like, oh, I remember them. Oh, and that's her
and that's him, and there's still there.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
You don't have to be a rocket science.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
I mean, all the same people, the same players are
still around. So I think if we jump back in,
we'd be in the know.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
But I like, I'd rather go with the fuck fest shows.
The one thing I'll say about ninety dight Fiance is
that the episodes are so long.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah, they're long, and then we have to get on
the app thing where you don't have to watch the
commercials and just catch up.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
But I like, see there's another pandemic, that's something we
should mark.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Not knock knocknock knock.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
If there's another pandemic.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah, there's always that, there's always a pending pandasm.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
I mean, I was a big heads ass during the
pandemic we loved it.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
That's what saved us. But we also are into the
Love is Blind Married at first Sight. Those are good,
and we have.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
The Bachelor at which is starting.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
We haven't we didn't watch that.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
We're going to.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Get into that, and I don't know, I mean, I
just I feel like there are listen, there's only there's
only so.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Many hours and we have no time. And also there's
a thing with you traveling and I have to wait
for you, so well, you know, what can you do?

Speaker 2 (22:36):
You are listening to rap a ports reality We will
be ranked back. Another crossover theme, another crossover segment, an

(22:56):
excellent reality TV show. Now, this isn't a fuck fan,
This isn't a milf manner.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
This is where we go highbrow on everyone. This is
this is where we go elite US.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Receiver, Yes on Netflix. You're like, wait, what is that? Receiver?
Is this about, like, you know, giving taking during sex?

Speaker 2 (23:16):
No, it has nothing to do about giving or taking
during sex. Receiver is the second season of a series
of shows that I could see going into Linebacker, going
into running back, tight ends all of it, and it
is produced by Peyton Manning, and it is Receiver. It

(23:36):
follows a group of the top NFL receivers all through
last season, and it's so well done, excellent, so fascinating,
so well shot, and you get to know these NFL
wide receivers and tight end. George Kittle's actually a tight
end and it's George Kittle of the San Francisco forty
nine favor great personality.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yes, he's a superstar.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
He's like the for those of you who don't know,
he plays the same position as Travis Kel.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Everybody knows Travis.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Because of the swifty. If you're swifty, you know.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
So George Kittle's on the San Francisco forty Deebo.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Samuel also on the forty nine ers and.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Has one of the cutest kids. I think his name
is Tyson Tyson Tyson.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah, so cute.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
I call him Little Debo and he runs like him
and he's so freaking cute and you get to follow him.
DeVante Adams, Justin Jefferson, Aman, Saint.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Brown, He's got a great family brother also plays for
the Chicago.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Bears, and you just get to It just goes to
show that if casting and storytelling, that's it.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Like we said with reality TV, everybody has a story.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Everyone has a story.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
And if you if you pick the right people and
you know how.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
To get the story at it. I mean you could
do this on any player in there.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Make anything interesting.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
By the way, you literally can't ye now, whether you
want to watch it, I'll la Milfman, that's up to you.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
But Receiver, whether you're a football fan or not.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
It doesn't matter though. I mean, I love football, but
you love football, okay.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Do you love the players?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
I Sometimes I'm like, it's just like a sopho were
watching for you, Like, why are you like because you
love football?

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Then like I'm like, watch the games with me. I'm like, well, the.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Games it's so long, it's and you watch the game
in a really different by the way, you're always because
of fantasy football, you take the fun out of it.
And also when you're watching the games, you always have
the red zone on and it's all the things going on.
I always say, let's watch one game and watch the
whole game. You turn me off when you have to.
You're doing fantasy and so it's not that fun for
me to watch a game. I love football because football.

(25:43):
It has a place in my heart. As a kid
growing up with my Mary and Pat, my godparents, they
always had it on. So football, the sound of it,
the feel of it, that time of year, it's so
meaningful to my life. Receiver is such a good show,
you know me. It's like The Sweethearts Dallas CCC. Same thing.

(26:04):
I love any show the same with The Quarterback Show,
also a great show that.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Was the first season of it last year, followed Patrick Mahomes,
who is the quarterback who throws the ball to Travis Kelts.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
For those who know nothing about football, they are great shows.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Why do I like those shows? Because I like anybody
who works hard at anything. That's why the cheerleaders thinks.
It's like this inspirational, meaningful thing which somebody has a
goal at something and they work their ass off to
get it. Is so inspiring to me. I just love it.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
It also shows their personalities and George Kittle's very fun.
Oh this guy love positive and plays so tenaciously. But
you know when they're micd up on the field because
they have all access this Netflix show, you know, like
sometimes it looks like he's like fuck you, fuck you.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
He's all he's having fun. The hold.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
It's like literally he's literally like a wrestler. He has
like a wrestler personality, but he's playing in the NFL, and.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Because I was an Apple, I understand that mentality and
I just love it. Anyway, my favorite show right now, and.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
It's really good and we're slow burning it because I
don't want it to end, because you do not want
it to end.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
It's really really it's like how I feel about Hard Knocks, and.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Which is another show which we watch every season, and
they have Hard Knocks, which we just started watching Hard
Knocks off season with the New York Giants, which isn't
as great as Hard Knocks Training camp, but it's still
really interesting and you get to know these people and
their passion and it's sort of like almost like a
business show. Hard Knocks off season, you really get to

(27:35):
understand the business football right, and the minutia and the
contract absolutely and all that stuff. But those are two
great shows. I don't care if you're into milf manor
ninety eight Fiance My six hundred Pound Life. These are
two great reality TV shows that are currently on receiver
on Netflix. You could also watch Quarterback on Netflix and

(27:58):
HBO's Hard Knocks all season.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
With the New York Giants.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Great shows, great personalities, a lot of fun and you
like the guys.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah, maybe they're twenty two years old.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I do not care. I do like the guys. I
like the hard bodies. And I feel like your body's
looking really great, babe. My god, I compliment you on
your almost abs.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
You see, I see you coming.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Because we're we're days off sugar. I don't know how
many days, but let's just say we're four days off sugar.
It's showing. It's showing, and I want to encourage you.
Although I have those cookies downstairs that I could make,
but I'm holding off.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
You know, his aren't as bad as fucking I mean.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Listen, listen, I'm gonna let's do Sunday cheat Day.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
No, why because it's Wednesday. This it's Wednesday and we're
recording this podcast.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
So when can we have cheat day today?

Speaker 3 (28:50):
I mean tomorrow? Mandy, what are you telling you about
the other day? You had the butter out, you got sick?

Speaker 2 (28:57):
You?

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, no, we should make such Let's wait, let's wait.
You're doing good. I swear I could tell already. You
have inflammation. You get inflamed very quickly. You look so good.
And the other day when you had to go to
the city and you put your suit on, you look
so handsome.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
I know, really, I know we're trying the foo because
when we were in Israel, man, babe, we were drinking
at some days coke zeros are bad.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
They're not good for you.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
And I shout out to my cousin Ira, who squears
by coke zeros.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
He thinks coke zero's like a water. I know they
can't be good, I know.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
But I do it there for some reason because it's
like it keeps me off of like eating sugar, Like
it's like a little treat. Like it's bad, but it
can't be good. Oh, by the way, on receiver, when
the dad said when you're when.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Aman saying, Brown's father is a former bodybuilder. He's like
Serena and Venus's father literally, but he's not as intense
as them, but you you know he was. He's just
an eccentric bodybuilder from the eighties and the nineties, and.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
He recommends when you're feeling low, when you don't have energy,
drink a coke. I thought that was so funny because
I was like, who recommends drinking a coke with you?
Not a catorade but a coke. But yeah, but when
we're in israel I. For some reason, they're like everybody
drinks coke zeros or yeah, it's like a thing. People
are like really into coke zeros. You would think that's terrible,
like it's really bad for you.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Coke zero can't be good for you.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
I know, obviously know it's really bad for you. But
for some reason, when we're there, we drink them. It's weird,
like we're drinking coke zeros.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Anyway, when I was on the plane, baby, I had three.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
I saw, I could see it. I know it's really bad.
So anyway, we're trying to be very good with the
no sugar. Well, I got some fruit. I have some
cherries that we could bust out if we want some sugar.
But yes, you're doing good, and your abs are coming out.
I see you were flexing for me the other day.
It was cute. You're really cute. You're so cute.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
All right, Well, Babe, the one thing I have to
talk about, and I've been reluctant to talk about it,
and I know you don't like me talking about women
and their looks. But this gone into christ, this situation.
This girl what is his name? Beyoncea Bianca sensory.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah, Kanye's wife.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Is it his wife?

Speaker 1 (31:08):
I guess they're married. Yeah, they're married. It's really.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
I know.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
I saw a picture of there the other day and
said they were coming from the movies, and she was
asked naked, and I was like, the first of all,
it's cold in the movie theater. I mean, I always
bring a sweater in socks or whatever. She had her
literally her vagina was out like you could see it.
She was probably sitting on do you know what the
kind of things if you brought a blue light into
the movie theater, the ship that you would find on
a seat in a movie theater. That's all I could

(31:35):
think about. It's like, what's on a movie theater seat?
And this woman had her ass out, Her whole body
is out naked in the movie theater number one, number two.
She looks like a sex slave, like she's he's prancing
around a woman half naked. She looks dough wide and scared,
like she is a he's sex trafficking her.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
This is not dope.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
This is not dope. This is not cute, this is
it's not sexy. He's got his daughter around her. This
is by the way, there was the thing in the
Daily Mail, saying that she may get arrested for yeah,
for the arrest her arrested and put on a you know,
a list for who knows they need to arrest.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Her and needs.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
I'm so tired of this guy and his antics and
this girl. I don't know if she thinks it's like
we're art and like we're living the art. You look
totally ridiculous. You look totally uncomfortable. There's nothing sexy, there's
nothing cute. This is not art, this is not fun.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Looks slobby.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
It's just disgusting.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
And like she does and she like like she doesn't smile,
she doesn't look like she's having fun.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
No, she looks like she's trapped in a like a
by a cuckoo person. It's disgusting. She look gross.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Can I say, lock her up, lock her up, lock
her lock her up, and they need to lock her
up and lock his ass.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
And the fact that you're telling me that she was
dressed like that going to the movies, like a.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Regular movie theater, a movie theater.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
And then because in the winter, they wear like garbage bags, right,
you saw them in like the garbage bags. Yeah, Like
you're just gonna go out to the movie theater, Like
do they go get popcorn when they're there? Like, can
I get a large coke zero, some Eminem's and some
milk duds and maybe like a popcorn?

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Yeah? With their ass out, it's just literally see through
and oh so that Yeah, the one picture she literally
walked out with just boobs out, just out with the
little shorts on. I mean, this is just what's wrong
with her?

Speaker 2 (33:36):
I don't know, And what's wrong with him? And like
and does he It's just like some kind of like
a freak movie.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
We know he's crazy, but we don't know much about her.
What's wrong with her?

Speaker 2 (33:45):
And she doesn't speak and like, isn't the sister like
going out with somebody too?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Like I don't know anything about her. I just see
the pictures of her as she's I guess she's an
architects studios. Can we get architects she's Yeah, she's ridiculous,
and it's I don't blame she's grown. She don't need
to walk around like that. I don't blame him, Like
stop it, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Yeah, it's not cool. It's not like you know what
he was.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
With Kim Kardashian. You could see he tried to change
her style and dress her a certain way that he
was okay dress her. She's undressed. So this is the thing,
like you put clothes on Kim and you took clothes
off of her. It's ridiculous, and.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
She's weird enough to go with it. But why doesn't
he wear no?

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yeah, he's fully dressed, almost to address he's covering his
face and he's got her ass naked. It looks ridiculous,
and she's stupid enough to go along with it.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Yeah, I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
And your daughter's around that ship and none of it.
None of it is cool, none of it is dope.
But The Rap Reports Reality is a fantastic podcast, and
I want everybody to make sure they passed the link
on to tell a friend, to tell a friend about
Rap Reports Reality, The podcast that the world asked for,
the podcast that the world screamed for, all about popular culture,

(34:53):
reality TV and sort of living with the Rap Reports. Anyway,
We're done, Lovely bab.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Love you baby, Dodd sat

Speaker 2 (35:09):
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