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Speaker 1 (00:04):
You have been watching Orange County since day one. I
feel like we haven't seen the og of the OC.
Vicky Gumblson. I know she's a friend, which is like
having like Michael Jordan, like be an eighth man on
a team.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I agree, like, either.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Retire Michael Jordan or start the fact that she's a
friend and we're waiting for her to come in, Like, now,
what does it hurt the dynamic? It's you know, it's
not gonna hurt to have Vicky Gumblson on your TV
at all. Whatever she does, it's gonna be fascinating. She's
fucking off the chain.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
And right now I feel like we need her.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Three two one two Oh no.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
No, no, no no. Last week we said we weren't going
to start, but.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
That's always said that we were going to start the
episodes with Hoktua for the Tua girls Hot to a girl.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
But this is not not for us.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Hotta spin on that thing. Welcome to Rapaport's Reality.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Welcome, Welcome. I'm Keepi Rappaport.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
My name is Michael Rappaport. This is Rapaport's Reality. We
are hotbed in the middle of a hot summer.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh it's hot.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
It is hot.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's hot, it's hot, it's humid. Yeah, no matter where
you go.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, you asked me, you said, babe, is there a
place that we can go to escape the heat? And
I thought about it for a second, like I had
an answer. But you know, it's summertime. I think pretty
much everywhere. Maybe Australia, I think is winter like November.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
And we're doing all that.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
We're not going there.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, people like I know people in the summer, they're like, oh,
we're going to go to the Florida. Certain people like
they're like, oh, you know, when it's cold, they go
to the warm weather. But is there a place to
go when it's hot as ship streets.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Like the North past right, I don't know if the
North pole's cool.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, well I don't know either.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Is Alaska cool? I guarantee you it's not. They say
that it's melting. It can't be that cool if it's melting.
But everywhere we go, we're in the city, we're in Connecticut,
in the water, in the pool, Israel, the beach, there's
no way to escape our pool.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
We didn't even have to heat. I mean it was
like a warm bath.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
By the way we had our very first thunder lightning.
I mean that was my very first experience of a
severe I mean most people said it wasn't severe.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
No, I scared the shit at it. We were terrified.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
We were in Connecticut, Yeah, and at about nine o'clock
nine thirty a couple of nights ago. Oh, it was
straight thunderbuddies scared way Like I honestly I knew what
it was.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
It wasn't like I wasn't aware what.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
It was, but I was like, it sounded like the
end of the world, the end of the world. This
house gonna fall down, and when it stops raining, like
it's going to be everybody for themselves.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I know.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
But you know what, it's so funny to see how
you're partner reacts in sheer terror, because at first we
held onto each other and then we sort of got
mad at each other and we literally we like, get
off of me, don't touch me. You know how you
just react differently when you feel fearful. Remember in the
earthquake in ninety three, was it nineteen ninety three, we
were together, Yes, and they've been our apartment in La
(03:22):
and you actually jumped out of bed and you lost
your voice, like you were screaming to the neighbor. Yes,
and you know, so when times of fear come, we
all have different reactions. But this was funny. We were
in bed and you didn't want to, like you were like,
don't touch me, and you turned over and like put
the covers over.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Your head because I thought it was over.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
And then you went to the window and I thought,
like you'd like thunder or lightning, I don't know which
one would come through the window.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
And you're looking at.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
It and you're like, what an idiot, And I'm just like.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yo, I wanted to stop, and I want to sleep
through it.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I wanted to sleep through it and wake up and
see whatever happened happened. But in my head, there was
like a ninety second sort of story in my head
that we're gonna wake up in the next morning and
it's gonna be like.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Like mad mad Max, right from a thunderstorm.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
And I thought our fucking house was coming down, and
the roof like on some Wizard of our shit like
it was coming That shit was scary. And we're city folk, yeah,
and it's not like we're out in the country.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
No, no, not at all.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Imagine if we had gotten a house that we looked
at like out in the trees, where we're like, let's
get a house. It's out like in the forest.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I'm not down with that.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
No way you.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Need like like like that's when people start going crazy
and they start building like tunnels and ravines. Yes, they
have like food supplies and all that stuff. And I
get why you would do that if aside from what's
going on in the world, but just natural disasters, because
if that's common up there, I don't know what to do.
Like in the city sometimes they'll be crashing loud thunder
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and it'll echo off buildings and.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
It sounds crazy, but it just stops.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
This was like a continuous This seemed to last forever.
It went on on and on and on. That was
that was really, really scary.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Do you want to share with the listeners worldwide of
Rapaport's reality some of the stuff that you've been dealing
with physically in the last thirty six seventy two hours.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Well, Michael, sure, I do, since you brought it up.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Because I know like a lot of women want listen
to this show.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yes, And if there's a way to articulate, I don't
know I don't want to put you on blast.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
No, you're not at all. I mean, I'm more than
welcome to share my bodily functions. You know, we talk
a lot about the not eating sugar, and we were
doing good.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
We're still doing good.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I think. I don't think we're doing well.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Listen, we didn't have like a full blown cheek day. No,
we had a brownie.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I want to congratulate you because we went to our
favorite lunch spot and they have those delicious brownies and
we got two to go. I ate mine like four
hours after getting it, and you saved yours for like
a day and a half.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Istillate it.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I just throw feeling mine and I said, don't eat it.
You're gonna hate yourself. It's too sugary. After being off
sugar for about, I don't know, almost a week.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
It was bad.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
It was just it's just a regular brownie, but it
has frosting on top.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
But it's it's and it hits. There's not just a
regular brownie.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
That brownie is good, fantastic and if.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
It marin eats in the refrigerator, but.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
It's a little cold, it's very good.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
It hits And yeah, I did mamba mentality for a day,
but then the next day I ate it.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
But I got to tell you, unlike you, I didn't
feel a regret.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
You didn't you share. You gave me a couple of bites.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
It was good, it was rich, it was tasty, and
luckily there wasn't more.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
But but so you gave me two bites of your
brownie I had. I don't know if it's a traveling
I don't know, if it's a post menopausal body. I
don't know if it's amount of check. We haven't been
eating that much cheese. I don't know. But I am
just I'm constipated. Let's just say it. I got to
just come out with it. And it's not a thing.
It occurs for me. I got a little IBS, which
is irritable bowl syndrome with constipation. Some people have irritable
(07:06):
bow syndrome with diarrhea.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yes, plot pop plot.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I have it with constipation, and I it's bad this time,
like I can't seem. I take a little magnesium glaconate
which seems to help. At night, it helps me sleep
and then it helps me, you know, relieve myself. So
I and we eat a lot. I mean I've been
eating fruits galore. I've been doing all the things and
it's not helping. And I was getting scared. But once
(07:32):
we got to the apartment, I thought, huh, this morning,
I thought.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Oh wow, we do have an enema bag, right, And
I'm looking for sponsorships from an animal animal company, not
that I need them, but I'm saying, you just dropped
enema bag.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I think it is there an animal bag in this apartment.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
It is, I go, I don't know how. I pulled
it out in the kitchen in the top top shelf,
and that thing is petrified like it is. It looks
like he's been here since nineteen probably, I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I bought it.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I bought it like probably four years. I don't know.
Maybe I didn't store it right in the box that
it came in, but I pulled it out and I
pulled it out of the box and I asked you
do you know how to use it? And something clicked
in my body. I don't know if this is a
brain stomach access thing. But when I asked you if
you know how to use it and I looked at it,
(08:22):
I ran to the bathroom, something.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Happened and that fixs you.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Just seeing, just seeing and understanding that you might have
to use an animal bag, it made me go.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
A little bit, not enough to be satisfied and feel okay.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I just want to share with the people I know
that this this is a grown ass married conversation because
the younger me, well, I don't think you would share this.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
This is if you're really in the cut like.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I think people are demographic might understand this fully listen.
I'm sharing it only because I've been miserable like I've been.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I don't understand that feeling.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I know, because you have the opposite issues.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yes, yeah, yes, I can't stop, won't stop, But that
might be I should keep.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
The enema bag just in case, like let it get
older and crustier, and like, you know, it's old school.
It's like this big pink bag that's like all stuck
together and gnarled. It almost looks like you know what,
It looks like a brain. It looks like a pink brain.
And it's on the counter and I should take a
picture of it. It looks really gross. And just seeing it
(09:22):
and asking me to help me inspired me, not enough
again for me to feel fully relieved. I don't know,
I really.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Just need a deep PLoP PLoP fizz fizz. Remember that commercial.
They don't make good commercials like that.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
No, no, no, no, Remember the.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Budweiser commercials, like when it would have like all the
sports people and like Sammy Davis Junior and Joe Green
with the Coca Cola and PLoP PLoP fizz fish and anything.
If if you're from that time you go PLoP PLoP
fizz fizz, somebody.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Go, oh, what a relief it is.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
No, we don't have that anymore, like jingle commercials and
stuff like that, like or like when so and so
talks you listen when remember.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
The the that's an insurance insurance thing.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
And that didn't stick.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
But you know, like less taste, more filling, although like
you know, for those beer commercials and Schlits liquor and
not that I drink anyway, you.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Know, it reminds me of actually just thinking of that.
I did a commercial for Activia with Jamie Lee Curtis
and a woman asked me if I want to swim
and I say, oh, not today or something like that.
I robed my stomach in the commercial, yeah, because I
was having some I'm talking about as farm the one
that's that's a good one.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Where and then the girl what's the girl?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Progressives? There's a few that.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Do you think Jake from State Farm is making millions
of dollars? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I think it's probably like a buy out. He gets
a certain amount, but it's years and this commercial commercial
haft they amount?
Speaker 3 (10:50):
And what about the girl? Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yes, yes, aggressive for sure, like a lot of money, Yes,
a lot, a lot, and.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Those commercials run and run and run.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
She gets paid by the year at this point.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
And now she's doing all the characters in the commercials, right,
she has to be getting paid.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
A lot a lot. They bought her, right, yes, because
she can't do anything else.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Commercials, reality TV, popular culture, and pool.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
That's what we discuss here.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I'm going to keep everybody posting because I feel.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I know that people are waiting on the edge of this.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
See they don't want to know. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
You know.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
We go from talking about food, this is supposed to
be a reality pop culture, a little bit about the
reality of the rapaports, and there you have it, folks,
that's a Keebi Rapaport's bathroom tailor.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, okay, so Orange County, The Real Housewives of Orange
County has launched.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
It's about episode three four.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
By the time you're listening to this episode of rap
S Reports, Reality Orange County is on.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Its eighteenth season. Can you imagine, which I think is
just fantastic.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I know I've never been plugged into Orange County because
it had started before my obsession, my adoration, and my
appreciation for reality TV started. So I am well aware
of the greatness of the og of the OC Vicky Gumbelson,
Shannon Badoor, Trace amigos, amigas, excuse me, I'm well.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Aware of it. I've watched the show, but I'm not like,
I'm not as literate.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I'm the least literate in my scholarly intelligence of reality
TV compared to all the other shows as I am
with Orange County. You have been watching Orange County since
day one. I feel like we haven't seen the og
of the OC Vicky Gumblson. I know she's a friend,
(12:58):
which is like having like Michael Jordan, like.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Be an eighth man on a team.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I agree, like, either retire Michael Jordan or start the
fact that she's a friend and we're waiting for her
to come in there.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
What does it hurt the dynamic.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
It's you know, it's not gonna hurt to have Vicky
Gumblson on your TV at all. Whatever she does, it's
gonna be fascinating. She's fucking off the chain, and right.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Now, I feel like we need her. You know, it's interesting.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Because has it lost its luster so far?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
So far, No, because we have a lot of dynamics
at play that are interesting enough that we don't quite
need her yet. But I foresee in the next three
episodes it getting you know old, with Shannon Badoor having
old girl come in stealing her you know John, Yes,
(13:54):
her boyfriend. That's gonna get old because Shannon's gonna be
They're gonna play on that right Also, Gina digging into Jen.
Gina's whole new real estate career. Gina Kirsenbaum, I think
her last name is. She's breaking up with her boyfriend.
She's got a new career in real estate. And the
girl Jen I never heard in The New Girls her
(14:16):
second season, she didn't pay her rend. Gina helped her
get in a house and she didn't pay the rent,
so she's getting evicted. Blah blah blah. That's gonna I
feel like Gina went over the top with her because
she's been in a bad way before. And some of
this stuff is like the kind of stuff that they're
gonna drain and you're gonna need some comic relief. Here.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
It's got some cook and some.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Cookiness and that's what Vicky brought. She brought the craziness,
but she brought the cookiness. And now I feel like
we're gonna start to get in the toxic zone.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
I'm gonna be I'm the honest, I'm not that happy
with where we are right now as of the recording,
as of the recording of this rapaports reality with our shows.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, I agree. I feel like all of that are
getting a little that love and hip hop toxic nature
where it used to be sort of fun and like
the clothing and the you know, like the housewife element.
No disrespect to women, but like just like that fluffiness
that you need and the funniness and the drinking and
(15:19):
the like trips and the it's it's getting in people's
personal business, like oh, she didn't pay her rent, and
like the cheating and like oh this one's not getting engaged,
Like it's just too personal and the suing and the
oh I got dirt on you.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
You know, I just I don't like that I got
dirt on you. Yeah, I just like, yeah, I got
dirt on you. Has taken over.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, it's handcuffed the Real Housewives of New Jersey, this
whole I Got Dirt on you bo Diedle Louie coming
out with dossier's coming out with files, coming out with receipts,
and you're speaking to bloggers, and you speaking to you
know this person, and you know, you have stars of
our shows talking to Joe Schmoe off camera and them
(16:02):
doing like I'm getting concerned. I'm getting a general sort
of concern with are we coming to the end of
this fifteen sixteen, seventeen eighteen, maybe let's call it eighteen
year sixteen year.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Golden era of Bravo.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I feel like we're coming to the end, yeah, of
because they're gonna revamp New Jersey. They haven't said it, no,
they revamped New York. Dubai is fun but they're.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Country, but it's fun. But look at that. Also, that
gets a little dark quicker because they know the formula.
That's what I'm saying, Like everybody knows the formula, so
to make it interesting, people come on like the New
Girl on Dubai. The friend of Carolyn Brooks comes on
in and she immediately takes sides with you know, the
(16:57):
other Carolyn, and she gets dirty really quick. She leaves
the table to go start some shit. You know, it
gets really dirty fast. As opposed to being authentic friendships,
it becomes alignments really quick. They know what's going on,
they know the playbook. They know the playbook, yeah, you know.
And that's why we're kind of finding interest in these
(17:18):
these silly shows, with the dating shows, with the young
kids in banks. They become a little bit more interesting
because it's sort of like right in front of your face.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Right, and they know what they're getting into, and they
know that they.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Know, and they're kind of gamy. Like they have the
games on the beach where they're like, you know, throwing
balls into baskets while they're running. It's like very simple.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
It's very concerning to me because reality TV is such
an outlet for me, and I was talking about this
on a more serious pocket, but like, yo, this shit
is like sports. Yeah, and I don't know what I
would do without really enjoying my reality TV I brought.
I asked you about Jersey, Like, what the fuck is
(17:58):
going on with Jersey?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Like?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
First of all, why David Arkitt known? David Arkitt was
in a movie with David Arqett. Yeah, Beautiful Girls, you
were I remember he was in the classic movie Beautiful Girls.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
David Arquette is on Watch What Happens Live the other day.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
How do you feel about that? I mean, you were
one of the first men first of all, real true actors, celebrities.
How do you feel about a person being on the show,
a man on the show that doesn't really actually know
the sport.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Like you do?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I feel like if you could have people that don't
know the shows, but don't ask them about the shows.
He fumbling, he doesn't watch the shows. He called the
great Margaret Josephs Claudia. Yeah, he didn't call her Michelle.
He didn't call her, you know, something with an M.
He called her Claudia, Like you went from Margaret to Claudia.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
No, no, fact, that's not a mistake.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
No, he didn't call her Marcia or something with an
M or an N or even a O Lmno, he
called her Claudia.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
And no, and I love that. Andy helped him out
by saying, you watched the show. No, they don't great.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
And I don't know why he's like, yo whatever, he
was promoting a movie. I'm down with David or kid,
but I'm for me watching watch what Happens Live with
the great Jennifer Aiden, and I say that great about.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
All of them?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, great Jennifer them listen. Yeah you could love her,
you could hate her. She's put it on the line.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
She has put it on the line.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
She's put her family on the line.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
What do you think about what she said about when
the caller called in about her and the bloggers, because
we ran into that, what do you think about she
admitted it. She admitted that, I.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Think it's easy to get sucked it.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Listen, if you're on social media, you get all sorts
of dms.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Right.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
These are people that are new to fame. They're also
they're figuring it out for the next regime. So a
blogger hits you. They have, you know, seventeen thousand followers
and nine thousand followers, and they come off as a fan.
I mean, this show, the New Jersey people, they got
caught up in some blogging thing and this one blogger,
(19:54):
I can't tell she like the thing. About this bloggers
for the New Jersey they seem like they they hate
the show and hate the people on the show, And
I'm like, why would you watch the show? And that's
why I refer to the great Jennifer Aiden is the great.
I've said it once, I've said it many times. I
don't care if it's a villain on the show or
(20:14):
the person you love. I don't care if it's Lisa Rinna,
I don't care if it's our girl from Atlanta, Kenya Moore.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Great, they're all great. They're all great. But if you're
watching the show and you're a blogger on the show,
you should.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Lean with love. Yeah, Like, don't go in there like
you hate them, like they're not. It's a show, right,
And if you reached out to them and then you
just the bloggers and playing them against each other, it
really took on a toll on New Jersey, amongst other things.
And I gotta tell you, last week we brought up
the theme do you think Teresa's the reason why? And
(20:51):
again it takes two to tango. Joe Gorgas should be
able to figure out how to control the situation with
his sister. It's your sister, bro, it's not your ex wife,
it's not your ex girlfriend. Yeah, it's your sister. Who
cares you. Guys are not speaking to each other anymore.
Nonah is kicking and turning over in his grave. No,
(21:11):
No and Noa, respectfully, are kicking and turning in their grave.
I feel like the show and the bloggers and the
playing it's gotten the best of them, Like this is
the true I mean, they didn't get along at the
beginning of the show, but to get to a point
where they literally don't speak, it's sad.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
It's sad. And then they got everybody else in Bob,
what do you think about this last episode eleven where
Teresa's in the kitchen with Gia and Louie and she
alludes to the fact that Margaret is the Great Margaret
Joseph's Yeah, great, the Great Margaret Joseph is going to
be the one that they reveal illegally is going to
(21:48):
They're going to reveal that she's the one behind all
of this nonsense. And when they reveal what she's actually done.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I don't see it.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I think that Teresa the Great Teresa, Judah the Og,
the Queen of New Jersey. Not to be confused with
the Goddess of New Jersey, Dolores. I think Louis and
I think Teresa. They're just looking and sniffing around for
lawsuit after lawsuit, and it seems exhausting. They're tied up
(22:18):
with the ex wife. They're tied up Margaret. They're accusing
Margaret to be what is Margaret a mob boss?
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Well, yeah, reaching out to Louie's ex wife for some
reason to find out some dirt on Louis. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
She probably is. She probably is.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Like I don't think Margaret started this, but I don't
think that Margaret is, like, you know, you're gonna find
out like big conspiracies and she's gonna be dragged off
in the handcuffs because that's what they're looking to do.
Louis and Teresa are looking to put people in cuffs.
And this is not what I turn on my fucking
show for.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I know, we don't want this is dark, man, this
is dark. This is not good. This is not good.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
We've discussed it. I feel like we have to just.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Bite the bullet because Love Island is this smash hit.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
We only watched three episodes and I looked on you know,
I had to update Peacock, because I guess there was
an update on the app. But babe, there's thirty six episodes.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Are they all an hour long or fifty minutes long?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah? We're way behind.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Like thirty six episodes of one season.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, I mean I scrolled down. I mean Katie shows
up in one of the episodes. We're way maloney, Yeah,
we are way behind. We have missed out. It is
America's number one streaming show. We got to get busy.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Yeah, we have to. We have to pivot. Yeah, we're
gonna have to pick.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
I mean, these are the shows. We're never gonna turn
our backs onto housewives. But right now, I gotta be honest,
I'm picking up my phone a lot during these shows.
I don't know what's happening. I would never turn my back.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
I mean, I'm never gonna stop watching.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
I know it gives me life. I love these women.
But I'm somehow, some way, I'm really getting upset about
this stuff about I'm I am too.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
I'm concerned because and you better be concerned, because let
me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
If there's it, you're gonna I'm gonna be watching all
the sports and that's right, NBA.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I'll watch the Yankees. Okay, I know I'm talking about baseball.
The w n b A is fun.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Oh that's fun. I'll do that.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
You got the Olympics coming up with no, no, no, no,
I'm not no.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
The Olympics. It goes on late at night. I'll do
the gymnastics. But it goes late late at night. We're
on the East coast. It's but guess what, babe, here's
the thing. We got receiver, we got quarterback. I foresee
tight end, I foresee running back. There's so many other
reality shows out there that could happen in the world.
You know what, We turned on ninety day fiance the
(24:58):
other way. I mean, we could go back there.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
We're gonna have to do something because.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
This is crazy. Ladies like we gotta get it together,
by the way, and you know, but the whole thing
is trippuated me. You guys work together. This is a paycheck.
Why would you want to destroy your workmates like this?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
If Teresa Judais and Joe Gorga brother and sister can
fuck it up, anyone can fuck it up. They're an
actual brother and sister.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
And Dolores is gonna have to be like Godfather it totally.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
She's gonna have she could do it because she's respected
she but I.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Think it's out of her hands. I think it's totally.
It's not. I think it's done. This is it, This
is it.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
It's not just this show. Look at the OC. I
mean the Trace Amigas is Dose Amigas. Two of them
are on the road doing the show together. Vicky and
and shannoner are doing it together, and Tamer's out. It
used to be the Trace Amigas. Now they're doing they're
on the road doing a show show together. Dos amga.
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
And do you know did I ever tell you? Because
I was watching this the other day, it dawned on me.
It dawned on me. Shannon Badoor not Shannon Badour. What's
the one I told you auditioned? I auditioned with.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
That's Heather du Bro.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Heather Dubro, Sorry who I like?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Yeah, I don't understand. I know her husband's a plastic surgeon.
I mean, I don't understand how they're that rich. I
understand a successful doctor. They got like home worth fifty
million dollars.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Yeah, well that's the house. They did built it and
they did a custom and then they sold it for
like fifty million dollars.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
How many nose jobs and tit jobs?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
And I don't know, baby, it's expensive to get a
tit job and a nose job and a tummy tuck
and all that.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Okay, well did I ever tell you? I don't know
if I shared this with you. I didn't share with
the listeners abroad. The listeners a worldwide of rap ports reality.
I did a show start in the show the now
defunct Word Home for Fox TV.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Great show.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
It was great.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
They banged this so funny, they banged this on that
and that was truly political. That was taken down by
politics at the network, Fox Network. Good show, good ratings,
Da YadA YadA.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Boat. They were auditioning women to play my wife.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
And when we ran into Heather Debro in Vegas at
Bravo Coom, which seems like it was seven years ago.
It was only in November. It seems like it was
two lifetimes ago.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
I so much has happened.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
And I was like, I love you, my wife, we
love you. We were in the elevator, so it's quick,
and she's like, you don't remember me. I auditioned for
the War at Home with you, and I was like,
I didn't remember, but now I remember now because now
I'm watching the show and I'm thinking about it, and
I do remember her.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Uh amazing.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
She was an actress.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, oh yeah she you know what, she actually went
to school with Yvette Lowenthal.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Like acting school, yeah, or school.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
School acting in college?
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Wait a Vet Lowenthal was an actress.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yes, theater, musical theater.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Well, I mean she ain't an actor no more.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Yes she is, She's still That's why they moved. I
believe they got in an apartment in Beverly Hills, even
on the show, so she could pursue more acting. It
was on the shower, remember when an old girl from
Beverly Hills came on the show. She moved from Beverly Hills.
To remember she asked her to be in the movie,
and she looked down poop pooed upon it.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yes, I remember, and the You know, some of these
women could definitely act.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Most of the women, especially on Beverly Hills, all had
dreams of being of being at some point in their lives. Absolutely.
I don't know, babe. Let's stick with the housewives. There's
plenty of reality television to go on. We're having a
good time with the Bachelorette.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
We're having a good time with the Bachelorette. That's like
comfort food.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
It is first Asian woman to be a Bachelorette, which
I'm very very happy.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
And probably was born when the Bachelorette started. Yeah, the
Bachelorette is like it's comfort food.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
They twist and turn and their previews and their trailers
on the best.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
They have us by the knuckles. I mean, listen, we
know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
And they always go, you've never seen seen before in
the Bachelorte.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
All for it every single time.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Something you've never seen in all the seasons of the
Bachelor or the Bacherette. You've never seen it in fifty
nine seasons of the Bachelor, or the Bacherette, you've never
seen it before.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
And it's the same.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Same thing every single dame.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
It works.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
She most likely is going to pick no One and
we've by the way, it's just a matter of she's
the first Asian woman on the Bachelorette who's not going
to pick someone, and it's because she's an Asian woman
who's not gonna pick something.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
And that's the part that we've never seen before.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
An Asian woman is on the bachelrette, she's never picking somebody,
so it leaves room for the next Asian woman. When
they do pick somebody, they go, you've never seen this before,
so it works.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
You know what's gonna happen these people. Unless these are
the greatest actors, the Paul Newman's, the Meryl Streets of
our time, they fall in. I love it, and I
feel like being secluded, no phone, no outlet to anything
on the outside world. They truly, Yeah, these motherfuckers have
tears totally, men crying.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yes. I think it's that old experiment where if someone
gives you a painting and it's the ugliest painting in
the world, not saying that she's ugly or anything like that,
but if I give you a painting and it's disgusting,
it's ugly, like it's like shit smeared on a canvas,
and I say it's worth two million dollars, it's for real,
and you go, wow, thank you very much. Right, you
(30:33):
love it because I told you, Right, and you're locked
in a room with a shit smeared you.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Find out it to Andy Wirlhole, Right, you find out it.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Really it's not. I smeared shit on it, and I
told you, I think that's it. You're locked in a
room with everybody and it's the greatest relate down.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah, I think that's what the whole concept because afterwards,
when you're left in the real world with real realities,
it all goes out the window.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
But it works and it is good. And I am
glad that The Bachelor's coming on. And I gotta tell you, babe,
I think that we should plan to invest ourselves in.
One of the greatest reality shows of all time is
the Olympics, and I want to give a shout out.
I saw an interview with the great Mary Lourettin and man,
she's had some health issues and I feel really bad.
(31:19):
And for those of you who don't know, Mary Lourettin
was probably my first love.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
I loved Mary Louretten.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
I literally fell in love with Mary like I was
like Travis Bickle at fourteen, like in my head, like
I was like a Taylor Swift fan, like I was
in my head, I was like, Mary Lourettin is gonna
be my girlfriend and then we're gonna get married and
I'm gonna move down to Virginia and her brother's there,
and you know, I'm gonna, like, I don't know what
I'm gonna do with my life, but I'm just gonna
(31:50):
support her with all her flips and all her her
cartwheels and all that stuff. And I saw it, and
I just I've never met her, and of all the
famous people, I've never met her, I've never been I've
never got to say. I've never gotten to tell her
just how much she meant to me. And I feel
so bad. But I do think with the Olympics coming up,
that if you get yourself involved, particularly with the gymnastics,
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the swimming, the track and field and all the stories,
I think it's a it'll be a good real outlook,
because that's a great, real, real reality show, Olympic trials
and tribulations.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
And Mary lourettin.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
You love Her? What was the chapter in your book, Oh,
How I Fell in Love with Mary Lourettin?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Yeah, only you right?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
It was called only because I had her sports illustrated
cover on my wall along with other NBA athletes.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
It was Mary Lourette. And my friends used to come
and be like, Yo, what the fuck is this ship?
And I was like I don't know, just so my
brother put it off.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
That's so cute anyway, rappaports Reality.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
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we will never We'll never give up. What was I'll
never what was it from Broke Back Mountain. I don't know, babe,
but there was a famous line, I'll never I'll never
turn on you, I'll never not love you, or something
(33:13):
will never not love all our Bravo shows, I just
need a little, a little shug, and I feel like
it's particularly with Orange County. The answer to the is
the great. Get Vicky Gumbelson off the bench, put her
in the game came.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Also, don't forget, babe, Winter is coming. We have a
trailer for Salt Lake City coming out soon.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Yes, I don't know when.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
I forget when I got Atlanta and we have Atlanta coming.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
So Beverly Hills is looming looming.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
So there's there's hope on the horizon.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
I know there is. I know there is.
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Speaker 3 (33:46):
Fantastic episode. Great job, babe. I love you, babe,