Welcome to the Twenty Second episode of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. The Rapaport's are here to discuss: Love Island Hype being real, Year 14 of watching realuty TV & there being no show below us, day time Deadpool date, hitting the concession stand, Michael getting activated, break dancing getting hijacked, Chipwitch addicts, wanting to have Love Island producers on the show, Real Housewives of New Jersey must be done, Marcus Jordan Booger Sugar, Meghan Markle tell all book? & a whole lotta mo'! This episode is not to be missed!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
This fucking sh show is incredible, so good.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Because when there's a show on television where you say
one more, babe, one more, just one more, I'm usually
the one that can go all night and you last,
I'll go stay up, I'll do sleep. Oh sleep.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
But I also like to slow roll it because it
comes to an end.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
But I know that point, I know, but it's like
when I go to sleep and I can't sleep with
I want to know what happens next. The girl at
the restaurant just now when you where, she is like
a twenty two year old cute girl, and she literally
sounded like kaylor I think she And then you said
to me, do you want to get the toasty? It
was like a sand crunchy, like salmon sand, which had
(00:42):
nothing to do with the toasty, and you're like, babe,
I think you should get the toasty. She went over
here just because we assume she watched Love islandt puk
tia reluctantly.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Reluctantly, Welcome to Rapaport's Reality. My name is Michael Rappaport,
my name is k and this is Rappaport's Reality, the
podcast that the world asked for.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Begged for, and pleaded for.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
They're screaming for it, screaming and yelling for Rapaport's Reality,
where we discuss all things popular culture, all things reality TV,
and a bunch of things about our relationship.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
The reality of the rapport.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
The reality of the Rapaports, the reality of the Rapports.
Is we unabashedly love Reality Team.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We really do.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I don't know other people that are fifty four yeah
that knock down the hours that we knocked down.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
We knocked down.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I mean we put in work.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
We put in work, but we put it.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
In like championship work, championship work.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
But we love it. I know, there's never.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Do you remember remember when we used to be ashamed
of it? You know, when we were we were living
more of an adult life at dinner parties and we
were scared, you know, we didn't have a lot to
talk about, and then we would test the waters.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, well, it's it is like, you know, it's like
kind of like a fight club thing. Like you know,
it's like, you know, if you're in fight club, you
don't speak about fight club unless somebody else is in
fight club.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
That's kind of what it is.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
But you just did it at lunch on you said
the word toasties.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yes, I said the word toasty. Shout out to Love
Island us A. What a season of Love Island?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh man? I turned our nose about it at first?
How dare you.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Could through the progression of this podcast rap ports reality
you could go back and listen. We were like, it's
below us, it's monotonous.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Can you how dare we? In our defense, we were
speaking of milf manor we were going on that direction.
We were I couldn't get into it, really because I
caught the first like four episodes on my own and
I was into.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I wasn't in it really. I just I didn't understand
the show. I didn't get it. I would go back
and watch it from the beginning. Now, I mean, I mean,
we're not even done.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
We're not done yet. I think we're on episode twenty
eight nine.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
And how many is there?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Total?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Thirty six?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Is there thirty six episodes?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I believe there's series not including the reunion.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Let me tell you guys something. If you are looking
for a great summertime reality TV show, take it from us.
All the hype, all the expectation there. If you've been
watching the Olympics on Peacock. It's the number one streaming
show on Peacock. I don't know what the competition is
for other streaming shows on Peacock. And I believe the
(03:39):
fact that it has seven thousand and sixty two episodes
a season for Love Island. It helps, but all the
hoopla and hype of Love Island. After being reluctant, after
thinking it was below me, after thinking it was a
bunch of bull crap, the fact that I actually it
(04:00):
turned on. I was like, this is below me. Like
we said, we're like independent with us, like the Sundance
Film Festival, Like we like the independent, rough, rugged and raw,
and this is like sort of like a popcorn reality
the fact.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
That we have the nerve to say that a reality
show is below but we have some nerve. By the way,
you know, we're in year probably fourteen of watching reality TV.
We have watched everything from not like the fact that
we dare say that is ridiculous. Let's be honest with ourselves.
Let's look in the mirror at ourselves. Let's strip down,
bare ass naked and look at ourselves. It's rude that
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we say that there is no reality show below us.
Let's get naked with it.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Okay, I'm not gonna argue with you. I'm not gonna
argue with you.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
We can find something redeeming about every single reality percent
show on television.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
One hundred percent, one hundred percent that we could one
hundred percent find something redeeming about every reality.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
This articulous show gives us so much joy. Babe show
is incredible, so good because when there's a show on
television where you say one more, Babe, one more, just
one more, I'm usually the one that can go all
night and you last, I'll go, I'll stay up, I'll
do I'll just sleep.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
But I also like to slow roll it because it
comes to an end. But I know that doesn't go back.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
No, But it's like when I go to sleep and
I can't sleep because I want to know what happens next.
The girl at the restaurant just now when you she
is like a twenty two year old cute girl and
she literally sounded like kaylor I think she And then
you said to me, do you want to get the toasty?
It was like a sand crunchies like salm and sand,
which had nothing to do with the toasty. And You're like, Babe,
(05:43):
I think you should get the toasty shot over here,
just because we assume she watched Love Island. And I said,
he said that because we watched Love Islands.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
She was, so do I do I watch it?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
And the other girl came over and everyone came out
of the woodwork saying, I watch it too, I watch
it to and I watch with my mom. But here's
the thing. Everyone watches Love Island.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
It is it is really really good, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Before we get to Love Island. Last week we left people.
It was like a cliffhanger and we never got back
to it. We mentioned early in the last Rapp of
Ports reality podcast that we had went on a date.
We had went on a daytime date to go see.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
What's his name? What the fuck is his name?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Ryan and my man Wolverine.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
It was Wolverine and gosh.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
How am I forgetting? It's my favorite. I beg you
to go.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
We had such.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
A Deadpool Deadpool.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
We went on a daytime Deadpool date and we went
to the movies and we were thinking.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Like we saw two o'clock show and we were the
only people in the movie theater.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
And it was a signed seating, which I was offended.
I was like, let's cut the ship here with the
assigned scene, and you look at one of the.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Fancy theaters with the seats go by the way, I
brought you to this theater that you had never been back,
and I forgot that the seats. It was like halfway
into the movie and you're like, babe, the seats totally.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Recording tickets are like twenty five dollars like the seat
to tell you, and.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
You're like, this changes everything, and you like, go totally
go back. It felt so bad because it's the reason
why I brought you to this theater. In fact, this
is really really embarrassing to say. It's not like we
have money to burn. But I bought tickets to another
theater on the other side of town. And then when
I realized that that's not the one, because we haven't
lived out in the suburbs forever, I was like, oh shit,
(07:37):
I bought it. We were at lunch and I was like,
I bought the wrong one. I don't know about the
seats of this one. We splurred, so we double dipped
because I knew this this one was special for this reason.
And then I sat there the whole time and you
were like, Babe, the seats go all the way back,
and I was like, oh, those.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Like an hour which it was a fun movie.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
It was so fun that Ryan Reynolds aid the hole
and the stunts.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
So dush and so not politically correct, which I.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Politically correct it.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
And I love how because for me, I'm like Ryan Reynolds.
He's able to do like in real life when you
see him present himself as a star, he's he's all
buttoned up, he's got a family. This is what he
wants to do, able to do it through Deadpool. I
mean they're insulting everybody, they're cursing. There's no Gendernice. They're
making can creature. It's a great movie. You get your
(08:27):
money go back to that. There's cameos in it from
Channon Tatum, Wesley Snipes, Jennifer Garden.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
They I don't know that Marvel DC world.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I don't either, But Wesley Snipe comes out he's not
even in a Marvel world. He was on his own.
Blade Blade was on his own. But I've watched all
of them. I took the kids to Deadpool. I think
well at one point, but yeah, it was great. We
haven't gone on a day date in forever. We haven't
gone in the movies.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
When was the last movie. No, the movie that we
saw before this was the Nike movie Air.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh, we did go to Air that.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
We've watched the movies on streaming.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, we watched movies.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
We haven't been to the movies.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
It was Air, the ben Affleck movie, which is another
you haven't seen with Matt Damon. That was ben Affleck
really good. Really well that's a year ago because that
was last June.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
See, but you only want to go to the movies
for like movies that you're really hyped to see. I
would go often. I would just go just to go.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Baby, just eat the candy. But that's not a reason
to go to the movies.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Let's talk about that.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I mean, do you want to talk about it?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, I mean you had to take give a list
because I think we forgot how much candy.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
We well, because I got myself.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
We stepped up. Like we go as a couple.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
We're like, we're walking around, we're having a good time.
But then we go to the concession is it concession
concession standsession?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, we go to a couple, but we's a concession
concession stand.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
No concession is Like I'm making a concession all the
time with words refreshment stand, but concession, it's a.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Concession and yeah, babe, but you do that when you concede.
That's like when you want to give what's.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
The refreshment stand?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Is a cons We go there as a couple and
we show up as enemies because when we.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Hit that refreshment line, the refreshment line.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Stand, it's like every man for himself, like you.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Get what you're gonna get, don't judge me, don't speak
to me, don't try to eat what I'm eating. And
I though, but they had a nice concession stack. Is
a concession.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Every time you do that with a word, you make
me doubt myself that.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
It's a concession stick, because the.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Problem with you is you don't pronounce words right, So
you have me. Second, what is it called? It's called
the concessions.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
It's not a concession conceding.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
It's not that's yeah, you concede, you know you do,
or you don't work in an election.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
We shouldn't be leaving the house. We don't, babe, What
the is it a concession? What the fuck is it called?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
What else would it be called?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
It's not concession, it's not a concession stands very freshman.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I think it is. I think I just, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
They had a whole bunch of They had a whole
bunch of choices. And the way I felt was like, yo,
you're on your own. I'm on my own, Like you
could pay for your own ship, and I'll pay for
my own ship. And I, you know, thought it through,
and I got myself a big bag. You know, they
don't sell the children's bags. They sell like the family
size bag.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Got recent you know what they've made those bags, the
family size much smaller, I must say.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
And I got my Recee's pieces, and I got Twizzlers,
and I got a ginormous coke zero or diet coke.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I mean, like, you know, those movie.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Size extra large cokes are ridiculous, and you went with
with regular M and M's Junior Mints and your own
choke zero. And one of the problems about going to
a movie during the day when there's no one there.
First of all, there's not that much excitement. Second of all,
there was no lines. Third of all, we had to
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sit in the theater. This is where I was frustrated
about third because I looked at my watch because I
was like, I'm going to talk about this on Rapper
Portiality right between shut your phone off, between you know,
all the PSA's and all the trailers, which were all dark,
by the way, is every movie that's let me tell
(12:36):
you something, Oh yes, every movie that's coming on the
next us at the end of the end of the world.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
It's either comedic version of the.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
End of the world, or like a serious version of
the end of the world, or like a kid's version
of End of the World.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
But that's oh yes, because I have a theory. This
is like mk ultra not to get all freaky dicky weird,
but this is.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Like this is like thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
No, it's like literally preparing all of us to know
what's happening. This is it not to get weird on
you guys.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
And we're dark. I was like, yo, what the fuck
kind of movies are they?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Every single movie is about the end of the world,
and and there's some there's some alien type monster that
comes it's like robot related that like takes over us
and kills us and we're all running from it. It
is so dark, it's not even cute.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Wasn't Deadpool essentially about the end of the world.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
No, it was that the end of kind of kind
of everything's about the end of everything, about can we
get like, you know, just a guy going crazy, like
taxi driver, like you know, a guy like school crazy,
something like that, Like just one crazy rogue guy who's
trying to find love with Sybil Shepherd. He drives a
taxi and he takes things a little bit a little.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Went on and on and on. I had to tell
you at one point because you were irritable, like we
go on a date and we're trying to have fun
and the whole time you're getting pissed off at the trailers.
And I had to say like five times, babe, do
you have somewhere to be like And you were like no,
And I said, well, then calm the fuck down, because
you're taking the fun out of our day date. Even
though the trailers were taking the fun out of our
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day date because they were really dark, you were too.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I want to be honest, I was struggling internally, not
just with the trailers, not just with the fact that
it was taking thirty minutes. And this is on top
of the ten minutes when we were in there when
the lights were totally on, so we're like, we're talking
about forty minutes. I was struggling with the fact that
I was so tempted to eat all my fucking candy
before you actually did some Twizzlers.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
By the time you had like four Twizzlers left.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
But I was my internal struggle.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Right, Yeah, you ate all the junior Mints.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
The junior I mean, junior Mints are underrated fresh junior mints.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
When I was a gymnast, we used to eat junior
mints because they were like considered diet candy Junior mins
and tissi rolls. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
And there's the other candy that they like, it's vegetarian,
it's Goldberg.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Anyway, anyway, and also, I you know what, I if
you had known that the seat went all the way back,
you probably would have been a little bit more comfortable
during the thirty minute trailers that were super dark about
the end. Could have relaxed during the end of the world.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Anyway. Our Deadpool Day date was great.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
It was fun.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
The Junior Minster's pieces, the Twizzlers.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I was sick.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
We're all fantastic and.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
We're back on our sugar bullshit.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Are we back on well?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
We have thirty hours since what we do we have
the last thirty six hours, we've been good sugar free.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Sugar free.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
And because we had another trader Joe's incident.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
That was your fault, because you came in the store.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Whitches.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You came in the store. You shouldn't have come in the story.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I didn't come in the store.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yes you did. That's the day you came in the store.
We drove in. We drove in from the city and
you said come with you.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I said, don't come in, babe.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
That's the truth. Okay, I said don't come I said,
don't come in. You said come in. I was like,
that's sweet. You're being activated, Okay, you were being activated
in our life and helping, which I really appreciate when
you say I'm being activated, which was.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Just our code participating.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
It's a little reality of real reports when you say
when Mike says he's being activated, which made vacuum vacuum,
He's starting to participate it. He's like getting involved in
our life and other ways before besides being a provider.
He's like, you know, so he's coming into the sort
of help, which means you're grabbing things that you shouldn't
be grabbing.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Fucking Trader Joe's. I know we've talked about it before.
That place is evil.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
It's evil. It is evil, you know what. It's the
only place to go though out here that I feel
is the right place to shop.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Baby. But they have every disguised every kind of did
you see.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
The chocolate covered gummy bears?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
See, I'm not into that. Chocolate covered gummy bears sound
gross to me. They're probably great, but this is taking me.
I don't like to mix sugars like that. We had
to get rid of we bought these. They have this,
You had to get rid of them. They tell the
people what you did. Chocolate, their chocolate and their dark
chocolate covered almonds. And I was eating some and I coughed,
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and like.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
You know, I was upstairs by the way, so I
wasn't even you know what. I'm a good wife and
I love you. I love you more than I love
my self. Listen. And I heard you outside, sitting outside,
and I heard you choking, and you were saying shut up.
I was. I was saying to myself, Oh my gosh,
I should check on him. I should check. I should check,
I should check. And I didn't check. And now I
know why I didn't check, because inside I knew it
(17:14):
was because you ate chocolate.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I coughed those almonds and they went all over the
place to the point where then I came back in
the house to the bottom line is those chocolate covered almonds.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
You don't want to tell anything.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
It doesn't even matter.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
It doesn't matter. It doesn't even matter so much to me.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I tracked it all over the fucking house.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
My office, Yeah, it got one, talk about it, talk
about it.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
I just I just want to to.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Talk about it because it bother I just want to say, yeah,
you you got it all of the deck outside, on
the d white outdoor furniture. Then it was on your
swim trucks. Then you had the nerve to come have
a conversation with me in my office and sit on
my white.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Babe, I just want to stop you. I didn't know
it was all over me.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
But here's the thing. You pound on me for not
eating chocolate. But in the middle of the day usually
this is a night time activity. In the middle of
the day, you ate chocolate, then you coughed it up,
then it got on your swim truncks. Then you had
the nerve to have some quite little conversation on my
white couch in my office and then got up. I
was on your feet too, because it was on the floor.
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And then I walked on my white You know, this
is me for having white. You know, you're probably like,
it's not P. Diddy's white party over here, but it's
off white. It's light color. The rug in my office
was on the bottom of your feet. And then and
then this is what you did. You hung your swim
trunks up in the closet. Weird, that's weird. So I
tried to track around the house to go like, where
(18:35):
did this guy go? And then I look in your
shorts and there's a big honk and wet piece of
chocolate on your shorts.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
On the back like it. I don't know how it.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Got you left it there, but by the way you
were gonna leave it hanging.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I didn't see this.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
And then what I did? I want to say this heroically,
I took I took those Trader Joe's that that little
tub of Trader Joe's almonds, and I put soap in
them and threw them out.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
They're evil.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I got rid of it because if I had put
it in the trash, I would have went back and
got it. I'm not going to judge that because I
would have done that. I would, but it was gone anyway.
It's that, and then we'd lose chip witches good. The
Olympics ended and we watched the gold medal, the basketball games,
the men, the women. We watched the track and.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Field and we had to celebrate.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
We watched the breakdancing, which was an abomination. I mean
not all of them, but the fact that breakdancing got
like hijacked by that kangaroo woman from Australia is.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Just what an insult? And why isn't there not a
riot over that? I mean, black people should be on
the streets being pissed about some white girl doing the
kangaroo dance over I mean breakdancing.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
She was so bad at breakdancing they removed breakdancing from
the twenty twenty not because of that, really, I don't
know if it's because she didn't help. Let's just put
it that way. She's terrible. She didn't help, like because
out of all the breakdancing, which I mean hip hop,
you know, for it to be in the in the Olympics,
and then you know, out of all the great and
(20:05):
we watched a lot of it, all the great performances
in the break dancing. It was so fun to have
it all, you know, overshadowed by somebody who clearly that
was weird.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
That was not breakdancing. I thought it was like an
SNL sketch.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I thought it was it was like some Christen wigshit.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Totally.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
We started watching Love Island and we started with one
chip Witch, and we started with another chip Witch and then.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
This is some si. No, this is some sick. Oh shit,
I missed.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
It's sick.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Oh, it's sick. It's sick. Doctor G is on vacation
for a couple of weeks, and I wish I could
talk about it, because I haven't. I am a grown ass,
grown old almost old woman, okay, postmenopausal chick, and I
have this theory that once I eat something sweet, I
should just get rid of it all. And unlike you,
(20:53):
I don't put soap on it, put a trash. I
say just let's eat it all today. And that's not
what you do with chip wich, Babe.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I would have been fine with two of the chip Witches,
and you were like fuck, it, and I was like,
fuck it, like I'm not gonna walk you off the ledge, Like.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I'm not the firson who's gonna walk you off the ledge.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
But when we got the third face can't even see
that street, like you blame it on me.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
When we got the third chip witch, I don't know
if you noticed this.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
We couldn't even make.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Eye contact with each other, Like we literally stopped making
eye contact the rest of the day into the evening.
Like I was like, I don't want to look at
like I'm ashamed of myself.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I don't feel the same kind of shame. It's so sad.
That's what I'm getting afraid of. And again, don't care.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
And again, these are not mini chip wiches. You're small babies,
are Julie.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I told Julia the next day. I was like, I
feel a little shame, you know what I did. And
she was, that's not bad, she goes, I've never ate three.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I've eaten two.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
She goes, three is a little excessive. She I didn't
want the third, I Julie, They're big.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
It was disgusting. It was disgusting.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
You know when you wake up and the chip witch
is like your throat still Yeah, it's bad.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
It was bad.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
All right, We're not doing that again.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Okay, We're not doing that again. Listen, you can only
deal with the president. And right now we're thirty six
hours off the sugar, and that's you know, we can
only deal with you know, every moment.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
We're like addicts.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
We are addicts.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Anyway, we're addicts, and we're addicted to Love Island and
we're not gonna deep dive into the woods. But I
gotta say Odell Beckham junior, the football star, but his.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Brother, his brother's name is Cordile and he looks just.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Like look a miniature. Oh no, Beckham's not that big,
but he looks just like him in the face. Is
probably the star of the guys, but the entire cast
of guys and girls.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
It's awesome.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Ariana Maddox, what do you think of Ariono Mannix hosting
Love Isolence.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Oh, I think it's pristine casting. I think that she
could her management. I don't know who pitch if they
came to her, they went to her. I don't know
how it happened, but it is like lightning in a
bottle because when she comes out, I know that you
because you've made some comments like she wasn't like that
sexy vixen that comes in, but look at her. Whole
(23:25):
life was scandabal. She got dissed and broken up on television.
Now she comes in and she gets to say, you're
off the island, you get out. She gets to look
at men that have been doing girls dirty and Casa moore,
and she gets to go like, na ah, honey, you're out,
you're it. What do you think of him? Do you
want to dump him? Do you want to stick with
(23:45):
this one? And she does it in this sexy way.
She gets to look fine as hell when she comes in.
I love it for her. I'm living for it. Go girl,
I love her so much.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
You're right, you're right.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
So how do you feel about it? Because I know
you're kind of on the phone.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
No, no, the way you put it like that, you're right.
And I'm looking you know, because I was like, well,
you know, she used to just be like the everyday check.
But it's like, let her have her blow up, let
her have her blow up. Yes, And it's like now
she's a reality television star. Yes. We always say, treat
them like the reality television stars they are. I always
believe that think that. So I think it's actually right
(24:20):
and she deserves it. She put that work in and
they all deserve it, especially her because she got you know, ransacked,
you know, with the scandal things. So I now that
you say like that, I think it's good. I think
the show is I mean, I am so intrigued.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
We have to do this.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
We have to stop saying we have to get some
of these producers of the show. I want to get
the producer of Love Island on the show to talk
about what they can share with in terms of the
casting and the production, because they do.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
There's an art to this.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Shites the show that's the number one streaming show and
there's so many options of things to watch. The fact
that the people that love Love Island watching four or
five episodes in a row, that's not just happens to it.
It's not just good looking people. It's not just cute
girls good looking guys. There's an art to it, definitely.
I mean, I know, people like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (25:12):
There's art. There is a fucking garden to it.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yes, and they the way they keep it going and
you're able to watch it in the cast and like
this girl Kaylor people have had mixed I've looked on
social media Kaylor who I was trying to figure out
her accent. She's from somewhere in Pennsylvania. She reminded me
of that show really that they spoofed on Senate Live,
(25:36):
because I.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Was she's like the Goldie Hawn of Private Benjamin of Love,
screaming and yelling and and she's like, she's amazing.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
And boyfriend, Yes, she's memed out.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Like she's memed out.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
She's a perfect meme.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
She's great.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Serena and Odell Beckham brother Adele, he's fucking awesome.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
And I know how you feel about Rob, but he
is perfect television. I mean this casting the cat Leah's great.
You need everyone live, it's great. You need these characters.
How they know they're gonna work out the way they
do for television is beyond me.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Yestimes, We've got to get.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
We've got to get a producer to talk to us
about this.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Because there's a science and the thing that I like
about this show. And I know people are like, no,
if you listen to this podcast, you're not like that.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
They're not drunk.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
No, they monitor that alcohol.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, so there's not like table flipping. They all love
each other, they all get.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Friendships work out really wonderfully. That's nice to see.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
There's no player hating. Everybody's rooting for each other. Even
when Thor comes in Thor from what's named Harrison? Is
that the guy's name? The guy from I guess the
season before this strapping Australian guy comes in there, and
it's like don whose girls are gonna fucking steal?
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
And you know, but they're all supportive of each other,
and it's positive reality, teav.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
It really is, even when there it's not. I mean,
it's also a different generation for us. You know, it's
fun to watch together because we were dating when we
were this age and we laugh our asses off because
we would not behave this way if I was like, well,
I was twenty two. I did not act this way.
If you so much as looked at somebody, I would
punch you in your face. So we it's nice for
(27:23):
us to look at these kids actually love each other
when they see their friends making out and being with
other people. Because you keep saying to me, how did
I act when I was twenty two? And I was like,
not like that. So it's this that part's fun and
the friendships are fun to watch. Also, it makes us
like practice making out, like we're working on our making
Like not that we need help making out, but it's
(27:45):
fun to make out now watching people kiss, and I
love that. But I'm kind of pissed that you rated me.
I was eight and a half.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I want to. I didn't want to let it go
to your head. I want you to continue to work
at it because you you gave me one kiss, but
you did like it wasn't like.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I've been kissing you for you for the last fourteen years.
That's a picular kiss, I know, but I just didn't
want to. You didn't let me work into it, you
know what I mean, Like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
But they don't work into it on that show. They
jump up to each.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Other and it's like you wanted me to ram my
tongue immediately on your mouth. I'm working into it, and
I wanted you to rate this particular way it was
gonna go about it because I got the ideas.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
That particular kiss that you gave me is eight point five.
If it was some moan biles, listen, that ain't bad.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I gave you an eight point seven to two.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Okay, I'm just saying that Kiss was in eight point five.
In general, you're in nineteen. You're a twenty out of ten. Thanks, baby,
But we love the show. It's fun and I can't
recommend it any higher, and it's exciting.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
I can't wait to continue to watch it with no food.
We have to. That's going to be tough.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yeah, that's always.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
I don't need it.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I don't need it. It depends on what time we
start watching it.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Babe, we're not watching I know, I know. Let me
ask you the question. Yeah, I'm asking an an honest question.
Is there any can sweets that I am unaware of
in this house right now? Yes, that's not good.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
We wanted the real answer, the answer. The real answer
is yes. I hit it because I didn't want to
throw it away because in case of an emergency. But
I took you know where it is, well, I took
it from yesterday. I took the stuff that I knew
from the where it's normally and I put it away.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Don't tell me where I'm not going to if I
try to sweet talk you, beg you manipulate, you do
not tell me where I'm going to hide it.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Mostly for me because I'm my constipation.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Hiding it from you?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yeah, because I have my constipation problem.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
How are you hiding it from yourself? You know where
it is?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
No, I put it, Yeah, not hiding it, but I
removed it for the easily accessible area so that I'm
just it's not like the go to place and it's babe.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I don't know if anybody wants to continue to hear
about the constipation.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I'm not going to a whole segment on a douche.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
I'm not doing m I'm not I'm not doing that. I'
mister new York gave me a little tip. It didn't work.
Shout out to mister New York. But I'm on to Tammy.
Gave me some olive oil lemon thing. I'll try tonight
and then after that. You know, I don't know what
to do. Sugar eat. Eating sugar is not helping my life,
I know it.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I gotta stop a chip which is gonna jam you up.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Oh yeah, I don't need Actually this is regular dairy.
I don't even eat dairy. I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
The Real Housewives of New Jersey had an additional episode,
and I want to change what I said on the
last rap of Ports reality podcast. Based on what I
saw on that last episode, there is no way this
show could come back now they're all issuing a podcast.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
I was just was gonna ask you.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Really, Oh, it's it's done. I agree, it's done unless
unless they make a change, unless they get rid of
either my list of Gorga, Joe Gorga, Teresa Judaic said
Louis and I don't know. I don't want to see
either one of them go. But the show is banged up,
banged up. They can't stand each other. It's too dark.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I mean, I feel all they all but said it
when they left. I mean all of them kind of
like walked out of there basically saying it.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah, they gave us an additional episode. They couldn't give
us a reunion. It's unprecedented. The only other time that
there wasn't a reunion was the Real Housewives of New York,
and we know what happened with that. It was announced
just recently that the Real Houses in New York trum
please October first. Yes, so we got the Real Housewise
(31:36):
in New York. We have Real Housewives of Atlanta, we
got the Real Houses of Salt Lake City, Looming of course,
we are in the middle of the Real Housewives of Dubai.
We are in the middle of the Real Housewives of
Orange County. We are in the middle of the Bachelorette. Yes,
we are in the middle of, of course, the aforementioned
Love Island. And you know, there's a lot of good TV,
(31:57):
a lot of fun TV, a lot of craziness going on.
Speaking of.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Bravo, speaking of.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Real Housewives, the Real Housewives of Miami, Larsa Pippen, her
ex boyfriend, who you sent me that?
Speaker 3 (32:13):
What's his name? Jordan's son?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
What's his name, Michael Jordan's son, No, Bunny, No, what's
his name, Jeffrey Jordan. No, that's Michael, Jeffrey Jordan.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
No, his name, I never knew it.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
What's his name?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Michael Jordan's son. It's something something whatever.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
There's a picture, dummy, dummy Jordan.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yo, there's a picture of Michael Jordan's son, whose name
we can't remember right now, but maybe because I blocked
it out because I was like, I don't even want
to talk about I feel so bad for him, and
for like, I know Michael.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Does that in this day and age with cameras all around,
and it.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Appeared like allegedly Michael Jordan's son whose name we can't remember.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Marcus Jordan.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
It looked like, allegedly appeared like he was sniffing a
white substance.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Talk about air Jordan.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Yeah, that booger sugar and you try to get white yo.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
And I know Michael Jordan is like, what.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Thought, maybe that's why she broke up with him.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Booger sugar?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah, I mean, listen, I know it's got to be
hard being Michael Jordan's son.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Yeah, but the booger sugar. You're almost forty years old.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Do people still do that?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
I didn't know people did cocaine?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Gross, So I not sad.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
I mean, I'm not gonna. I hope he gets help.
I hope he gets out really off. Cocaine is no joke.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
That goes nowhere like that's that, Rick James, that's that.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
I'm Rick James.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Get yourself some good sugar, Yeah, get yourself some chip wiches.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, man, get your chocolate covered. Got me bear yea,
do something like that. Go to see Deadpool during the afternoon,
stay away from ye the cocaine that made me feel
really bad.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yeah, I feel bad for him, But that's nowhere to go, bro,
that is terrible.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
And then the other thing that I wanted to talk
to you about. And I don't think you saw this yet.
It was just announced today, or at least I just
saw it today. Megan Markle. Megan Markle, who's married to
Harry Ballgame Prince Harry is releasing another another tell all book?
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Not another one?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
When is she?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Dj kellied Megan Markle, who is forty three years old,
is I don't think anyone's asking for another tell all book?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Now?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
We have like that seven part documentary where I thought
she told it all. You're not Elizabeth Taylor.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
What else is there to say?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
You're not Liza Minelli, You're not my Donna, You're not Beyonce,
You're not the girl who we don't hear from anymore
who is in Destiny's Child. Like, there's nothing about your life,
your life story, the accomplishments in your life that is
interesting for a tell all book, except for you need money,
which makes me think like you and Harry Ballgame.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
You really, yeah, they really fucked up.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
For somebody who wants.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Privy, they want it out of the limelight.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
But now you want to do a tell all where
you're telling even more than you told last time, Like,
what are you gonna tell us about?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
I did, but I did see that in the news,
she said, there was a headline that said that she
hadn't even scratched the surface. I don't care of something.
I don't know what.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
I'm sitting around going, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
No, you know.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
In fact, I think it would be wise for her
to just sit down.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Do you know that Barber Strei's in at eighty years old.
Just last year she put out a tell all, just
Barber Streis it right? Madonna hasn't put out a tell No. No,
There's so many people that are worthy of a tell
all other than Megan Markle. I don't know who's telling
her that she needs to tell her.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
I don't think she listened to anybody, because she, if
she was wise, she would get somebody to tell her something,
and the something would be to sit down. No one cares,
No one cares, absolutely okay. And I think I think
they went to uh Columbia on a unofficial royal trip
because they're not royals anymore, and he wanted to go
(36:08):
because he wanted her to make her feel like according
to how she feels which is special, and that government
is going through a lot of troubles and so it
would be a distraction for that government there to have
them walk around feeling like they're official and they just
look crazy.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Magan Marcle's not relatable.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
No, she's not funny, no, or likable. There's nothing about
her that you feel like you could sort of like
see yourself in.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
You know, she's pretty and that's it.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah. Like I feel like they messed up, you know
they I think they messed up.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Is that show that we liked, that Netflix show, the
All about the Kingdom the Crown? They can they go
back or is it like once you sign off, you're
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
I think they're not invited back. I think they're out.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Now that his dad is in charge, I don't think
he's invited back. She really he doesn't have security. I
think he listened to her, and I think he messed up.
I really do. And I get maybe there's the racist
stuff that happened. I listened, I wasn't there. I don't know,
but I'm saying what it was. I mean, they brought
racism to America, YO, Like you knew what it was.
But if she would have finessed it right. She could
(37:17):
have made it happen there really, I mean, you knew
what it was anyway. I can't stand the whole thing,
to be honest. It gets on my nerves. But it
bothers me for him because I feel like he's struggling.
He looks, Yeah, he looks kind of pent up and
like struggling. It looks fake as hell to me. The
whole thing looks fake, and you know, it looks fake, fake, fake.
She looks like the fake smile. You know what tripped
(37:38):
me out on that documentary and it sealed the deal
from me where I was like, these people creep me
out is when they got chased from the Remember the
part in the documentary where they got chased and there
was nobody chasing them and she kind of turned to him.
It looked like she's playing him. She's a woman that
and women, you know, women could really mess men's life
up for real. They could really do a number on men,
because you know men, you guys are little sometimes a
(37:59):
little behind the beat. And he's definitely behind the beat
because he lost his mom young and she played into
that whole thing. Your mom got chased by paparazzi, And
in that moment, I said, this woman is up to
no good. She just is for her own reasons of fame,
and that would make sense that she's trying to do
another Tell all, she's got to scratch the surface of
some shit that ain't there. Nobody cares and make it
(38:21):
up and nobody cares.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
What are you telling us all about? I don't know you.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Telling me out. I don't care, nobody cares.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
I don't get it nobody.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
But I do get you. I do get well.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
I get you too, babe.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
I do get the rap portryality. I do love all
our shows. I do love doing this podcast, and I
do love you rap a Portrayality. Tell a friend to
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Speaker 3 (38:54):
Love you, babe, You
This fucking sh show is incredible, so good.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Because when there's a show on television where you say
one more, babe, one more, just one more, I'm usually
the one that can go all night and you last,
I'll go stay up, I'll do sleep. Oh sleep.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
But I also like to slow roll it because it
comes to an end.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
But I know that point, I know, but it's like
when I go to sleep and I can't sleep with
I want to know what happens next. The girl at
the restaurant just now when you where, she is like
a twenty two year old cute girl, and she literally
sounded like kaylor I think she And then you said
to me, do you want to get the toasty? It
was like a sand crunchy, like salmon sand, which had
(00:42):
nothing to do with the toasty, and you're like, babe,
I think you should get the toasty. She went over
here just because we assume she watched Love islandt puk
tia reluctantly.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Reluctantly, Welcome to Rapaport's Reality. My name is Michael Rappaport,
my name is k and this is Rappaport's Reality, the
podcast that the world asked for.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Begged for, and pleaded for.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
They're screaming for it, screaming and yelling for Rapaport's Reality,
where we discuss all things popular culture, all things reality TV,
and a bunch of things about our relationship.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
The reality of the rapport.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
The reality of the Rapaports, the reality of the Rapports.
Is we unabashedly love Reality Team.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We really do.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I don't know other people that are fifty four yeah
that knock down the hours that we knocked down.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
We knocked down.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I mean we put in work.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
We put in work, but we put it.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
In like championship work, championship work.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
But we love it. I know, there's never.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Do you remember remember when we used to be ashamed
of it? You know, when we were we were living
more of an adult life at dinner parties and we
were scared, you know, we didn't have a lot to
talk about, and then we would test the waters.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, well, it's it is like, you know, it's like
kind of like a fight club thing. Like you know,
it's like, you know, if you're in fight club, you
don't speak about fight club unless somebody else is in
fight club.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
That's kind of what it is.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
But you just did it at lunch on you said
the word toasties.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yes, I said the word toasty. Shout out to Love
Island us A. What a season of Love Island?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh man? I turned our nose about it at first?
How dare you.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Could through the progression of this podcast rap ports reality
you could go back and listen. We were like, it's
below us, it's monotonous.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Can you how dare we? In our defense, we were
speaking of milf manor we were going on that direction.
We were I couldn't get into it, really because I
caught the first like four episodes on my own and
I was into.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I wasn't in it really. I just I didn't understand
the show. I didn't get it. I would go back
and watch it from the beginning. Now, I mean, I mean,
we're not even done.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
We're not done yet. I think we're on episode twenty
eight nine.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
And how many is there?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Total?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Thirty six?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Is there thirty six episodes?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I believe there's series not including the reunion.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Let me tell you guys something. If you are looking
for a great summertime reality TV show, take it from us.
All the hype, all the expectation there. If you've been
watching the Olympics on Peacock. It's the number one streaming
show on Peacock. I don't know what the competition is
for other streaming shows on Peacock. And I believe the
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fact that it has seven thousand and sixty two episodes
a season for Love Island. It helps, but all the
hoopla and hype of Love Island. After being reluctant, after
thinking it was below me, after thinking it was a
bunch of bull crap, the fact that I actually it
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turned on. I was like, this is below me. Like
we said, we're like independent with us, like the Sundance
Film Festival, Like we like the independent, rough, rugged and raw,
and this is like sort of like a popcorn reality
the fact.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
That we have the nerve to say that a reality
show is below but we have some nerve. By the way,
you know, we're in year probably fourteen of watching reality TV.
We have watched everything from not like the fact that
we dare say that is ridiculous. Let's be honest with ourselves.
Let's look in the mirror at ourselves. Let's strip down,
bare ass naked and look at ourselves. It's rude that
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we say that there is no reality show below us.
Let's get naked with it.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Okay, I'm not gonna argue with you. I'm not gonna
argue with you.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
We can find something redeeming about every single reality percent
show on television.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
One hundred percent, one hundred percent that we could one
hundred percent find something redeeming about every reality.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
This articulous show gives us so much joy. Babe show
is incredible, so good because when there's a show on
television where you say one more, Babe, one more, just
one more, I'm usually the one that can go all
night and you last, I'll go, I'll stay up, I'll
do I'll just sleep.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
But I also like to slow roll it because it
comes to an end. But I know that doesn't go back.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
No, But it's like when I go to sleep and
I can't sleep because I want to know what happens next.
The girl at the restaurant just now when you she
is like a twenty two year old cute girl and
she literally sounded like kaylor I think she And then
you said to me, do you want to get the toasty?
It was like a sand crunchies like salm and sand,
which had nothing to do with the toasty. And You're like, Babe,
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I think you should get the toasty shot over here,
just because we assume she watched Love Island. And I said,
he said that because we watched Love Islands.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
She was, so do I do I watch it?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
And the other girl came over and everyone came out
of the woodwork saying, I watch it too, I watch
it to and I watch with my mom. But here's
the thing. Everyone watches Love Island.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
It is it is really really good, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Before we get to Love Island. Last week we left people.
It was like a cliffhanger and we never got back
to it. We mentioned early in the last Rapp of
Ports reality podcast that we had went on a date.
We had went on a daytime date to go see.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
What's his name? What the fuck is his name?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Ryan and my man Wolverine.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
It was Wolverine and gosh.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
How am I forgetting? It's my favorite. I beg you
to go.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
We had such.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
A Deadpool Deadpool.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
We went on a daytime Deadpool date and we went
to the movies and we were thinking.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Like we saw two o'clock show and we were the
only people in the movie theater.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
And it was a signed seating, which I was offended.
I was like, let's cut the ship here with the
assigned scene, and you look at one of the.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Fancy theaters with the seats go by the way, I
brought you to this theater that you had never been back,
and I forgot that the seats. It was like halfway
into the movie and you're like, babe, the seats totally.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Recording tickets are like twenty five dollars like the seat
to tell you, and.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
You're like, this changes everything, and you like, go totally
go back. It felt so bad because it's the reason
why I brought you to this theater. In fact, this
is really really embarrassing to say. It's not like we
have money to burn. But I bought tickets to another
theater on the other side of town. And then when
I realized that that's not the one, because we haven't
lived out in the suburbs forever, I was like, oh shit,
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I bought it. We were at lunch and I was like,
I bought the wrong one. I don't know about the
seats of this one. We splurred, so we double dipped
because I knew this this one was special for this reason.
And then I sat there the whole time and you
were like, Babe, the seats go all the way back,
and I was like, oh, those.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Like an hour which it was a fun movie.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
It was so fun that Ryan Reynolds aid the hole
and the stunts.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
So dush and so not politically correct, which I.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Politically correct it.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
And I love how because for me, I'm like Ryan Reynolds.
He's able to do like in real life when you
see him present himself as a star, he's he's all
buttoned up, he's got a family. This is what he
wants to do, able to do it through Deadpool. I
mean they're insulting everybody, they're cursing. There's no Gendernice. They're
making can creature. It's a great movie. You get your
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money go back to that. There's cameos in it from
Channon Tatum, Wesley Snipes, Jennifer Garden.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
They I don't know that Marvel DC world.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I don't either, But Wesley Snipe comes out he's not
even in a Marvel world. He was on his own.
Blade Blade was on his own. But I've watched all
of them. I took the kids to Deadpool. I think
well at one point, but yeah, it was great. We
haven't gone on a day date in forever. We haven't
gone in the movies.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
When was the last movie. No, the movie that we
saw before this was the Nike movie Air.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh, we did go to Air that.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
We've watched the movies on streaming.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, we watched movies.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
We haven't been to the movies.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
It was Air, the ben Affleck movie, which is another
you haven't seen with Matt Damon. That was ben Affleck
really good. Really well that's a year ago because that
was last June.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
See, but you only want to go to the movies
for like movies that you're really hyped to see. I
would go often. I would just go just to go.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Baby, just eat the candy. But that's not a reason
to go to the movies.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Let's talk about that.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I mean, do you want to talk about it?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, I mean you had to take give a list
because I think we forgot how much candy.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
We well, because I got myself.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
We stepped up. Like we go as a couple.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
We're like, we're walking around, we're having a good time.
But then we go to the concession is it concession
concession standsession?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, we go to a couple, but we's a concession
concession stand.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
No concession is Like I'm making a concession all the
time with words refreshment stand, but concession, it's a.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Concession and yeah, babe, but you do that when you concede.
That's like when you want to give what's.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
The refreshment stand?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Is a cons We go there as a couple and
we show up as enemies because when we.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Hit that refreshment line, the refreshment line.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Stand, it's like every man for himself, like you.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Get what you're gonna get, don't judge me, don't speak
to me, don't try to eat what I'm eating. And
I though, but they had a nice concession stack. Is
a concession.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Every time you do that with a word, you make
me doubt myself that.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
It's a concession stick, because the.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Problem with you is you don't pronounce words right, So
you have me. Second, what is it called? It's called
the concessions.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
It's not a concession conceding.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
It's not that's yeah, you concede, you know you do,
or you don't work in an election.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
We shouldn't be leaving the house. We don't, babe, What
the is it a concession? What the fuck is it called?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
What else would it be called?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
It's not concession, it's not a concession stands very freshman.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I think it is. I think I just, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
They had a whole bunch of They had a whole
bunch of choices. And the way I felt was like, yo,
you're on your own. I'm on my own, Like you
could pay for your own ship, and I'll pay for
my own ship. And I, you know, thought it through,
and I got myself a big bag. You know, they
don't sell the children's bags. They sell like the family
size bag.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Got recent you know what they've made those bags, the
family size much smaller, I must say.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
And I got my Recee's pieces, and I got Twizzlers,
and I got a ginormous coke zero or diet coke.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I mean, like, you know, those movie.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Size extra large cokes are ridiculous, and you went with
with regular M and M's Junior Mints and your own
choke zero. And one of the problems about going to
a movie during the day when there's no one there.
First of all, there's not that much excitement. Second of all,
there was no lines. Third of all, we had to
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sit in the theater. This is where I was frustrated
about third because I looked at my watch because I
was like, I'm going to talk about this on Rapper
Portiality right between shut your phone off, between you know,
all the PSA's and all the trailers, which were all dark,
by the way, is every movie that's let me tell
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you something, Oh yes, every movie that's coming on the
next us at the end of the end of the world.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
It's either comedic version of the.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
End of the world, or like a serious version of
the end of the world, or like a kid's version
of End of the World.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
But that's oh yes, because I have a theory. This
is like mk ultra not to get all freaky dicky weird,
but this is.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Like this is like thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
No, it's like literally preparing all of us to know
what's happening. This is it not to get weird on
you guys.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
And we're dark. I was like, yo, what the fuck
kind of movies are they?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Every single movie is about the end of the world,
and and there's some there's some alien type monster that
comes it's like robot related that like takes over us
and kills us and we're all running from it. It
is so dark, it's not even cute.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Wasn't Deadpool essentially about the end of the world.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
No, it was that the end of kind of kind
of everything's about the end of everything, about can we
get like, you know, just a guy going crazy, like
taxi driver, like you know, a guy like school crazy,
something like that, Like just one crazy rogue guy who's
trying to find love with Sybil Shepherd. He drives a
taxi and he takes things a little bit a little.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Went on and on and on. I had to tell
you at one point because you were irritable, like we
go on a date and we're trying to have fun
and the whole time you're getting pissed off at the trailers.
And I had to say like five times, babe, do
you have somewhere to be like And you were like no,
And I said, well, then calm the fuck down, because
you're taking the fun out of our day date. Even
though the trailers were taking the fun out of our
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day date because they were really dark, you were too.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I want to be honest, I was struggling internally, not
just with the trailers, not just with the fact that
it was taking thirty minutes. And this is on top
of the ten minutes when we were in there when
the lights were totally on, so we're like, we're talking
about forty minutes. I was struggling with the fact that
I was so tempted to eat all my fucking candy
before you actually did some Twizzlers.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
By the time you had like four Twizzlers left.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
But I was my internal struggle.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Right, Yeah, you ate all the junior Mints.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
The junior I mean, junior Mints are underrated fresh junior mints.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
When I was a gymnast, we used to eat junior
mints because they were like considered diet candy Junior mins
and tissi rolls. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
And there's the other candy that they like, it's vegetarian,
it's Goldberg.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Anyway, anyway, and also, I you know what, I if
you had known that the seat went all the way back,
you probably would have been a little bit more comfortable
during the thirty minute trailers that were super dark about
the end. Could have relaxed during the end of the world.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Anyway. Our Deadpool Day date was great.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
It was fun.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
The Junior Minster's pieces, the Twizzlers.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I was sick.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
We're all fantastic and.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
We're back on our sugar bullshit.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Are we back on well?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
We have thirty hours since what we do we have
the last thirty six hours, we've been good sugar free.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Sugar free.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
And because we had another trader Joe's incident.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
That was your fault, because you came in the store.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Whitches.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You came in the store. You shouldn't have come in the story.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I didn't come in the store.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yes you did. That's the day you came in the store.
We drove in. We drove in from the city and
you said come with you.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I said, don't come in, babe.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
That's the truth. Okay, I said don't come I said,
don't come in. You said come in. I was like,
that's sweet. You're being activated, Okay, you were being activated
in our life and helping, which I really appreciate when
you say I'm being activated, which was.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Just our code participating.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
It's a little reality of real reports when you say
when Mike says he's being activated, which made vacuum vacuum,
He's starting to participate it. He's like getting involved in
our life and other ways before besides being a provider.
He's like, you know, so he's coming into the sort
of help, which means you're grabbing things that you shouldn't
be grabbing.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Fucking Trader Joe's. I know we've talked about it before.
That place is evil.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
It's evil. It is evil, you know what. It's the
only place to go though out here that I feel
is the right place to shop.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Baby. But they have every disguised every kind of did
you see.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
The chocolate covered gummy bears?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
See, I'm not into that. Chocolate covered gummy bears sound
gross to me. They're probably great, but this is taking me.
I don't like to mix sugars like that. We had
to get rid of we bought these. They have this,
You had to get rid of them. They tell the
people what you did. Chocolate, their chocolate and their dark
chocolate covered almonds. And I was eating some and I coughed,
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and like.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
You know, I was upstairs by the way, so I
wasn't even you know what. I'm a good wife and
I love you. I love you more than I love
my self. Listen. And I heard you outside, sitting outside,
and I heard you choking, and you were saying shut up.
I was. I was saying to myself, Oh my gosh,
I should check on him. I should check. I should check,
I should check. And I didn't check. And now I
know why I didn't check, because inside I knew it
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was because you ate chocolate.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I coughed those almonds and they went all over the
place to the point where then I came back in
the house to the bottom line is those chocolate covered almonds.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
You don't want to tell anything.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
It doesn't even matter.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
It doesn't matter. It doesn't even matter so much to me.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I tracked it all over the fucking house.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
My office, Yeah, it got one, talk about it, talk
about it.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
I just I just want to to.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Talk about it because it bother I just want to say, yeah,
you you got it all of the deck outside, on
the d white outdoor furniture. Then it was on your
swim trucks. Then you had the nerve to come have
a conversation with me in my office and sit on
my white.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Babe, I just want to stop you. I didn't know
it was all over me.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
But here's the thing. You pound on me for not
eating chocolate. But in the middle of the day usually
this is a night time activity. In the middle of
the day, you ate chocolate, then you coughed it up,
then it got on your swim truncks. Then you had
the nerve to have some quite little conversation on my
white couch in my office and then got up. I
was on your feet too, because it was on the floor.
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And then I walked on my white You know, this
is me for having white. You know, you're probably like,
it's not P. Diddy's white party over here, but it's
off white. It's light color. The rug in my office
was on the bottom of your feet. And then and
then this is what you did. You hung your swim
trunks up in the closet. Weird, that's weird. So I
tried to track around the house to go like, where
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did this guy go? And then I look in your
shorts and there's a big honk and wet piece of
chocolate on your shorts.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
On the back like it. I don't know how it.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Got you left it there, but by the way you
were gonna leave it hanging.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I didn't see this.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
And then what I did? I want to say this heroically,
I took I took those Trader Joe's that that little
tub of Trader Joe's almonds, and I put soap in
them and threw them out.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
They're evil.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I got rid of it because if I had put
it in the trash, I would have went back and
got it. I'm not going to judge that because I
would have done that. I would, but it was gone anyway.
It's that, and then we'd lose chip witches good. The
Olympics ended and we watched the gold medal, the basketball games,
the men, the women. We watched the track and.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Field and we had to celebrate.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
We watched the breakdancing, which was an abomination. I mean
not all of them, but the fact that breakdancing got
like hijacked by that kangaroo woman from Australia is.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Just what an insult? And why isn't there not a
riot over that? I mean, black people should be on
the streets being pissed about some white girl doing the
kangaroo dance over I mean breakdancing.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
She was so bad at breakdancing they removed breakdancing from
the twenty twenty not because of that, really, I don't
know if it's because she didn't help. Let's just put
it that way. She's terrible. She didn't help, like because
out of all the breakdancing, which I mean hip hop,
you know, for it to be in the in the Olympics,
and then you know, out of all the great and
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we watched a lot of it, all the great performances
in the break dancing. It was so fun to have
it all, you know, overshadowed by somebody who clearly that
was weird.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
That was not breakdancing. I thought it was like an
SNL sketch.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I thought it was it was like some Christen wigshit.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Totally.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
We started watching Love Island and we started with one
chip Witch, and we started with another chip Witch and then.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
This is some si. No, this is some sick. Oh shit,
I missed.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
It's sick.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Oh, it's sick. It's sick. Doctor G is on vacation
for a couple of weeks, and I wish I could
talk about it, because I haven't. I am a grown ass,
grown old almost old woman, okay, postmenopausal chick, and I
have this theory that once I eat something sweet, I
should just get rid of it all. And unlike you,
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I don't put soap on it, put a trash. I
say just let's eat it all today. And that's not
what you do with chip wich, Babe.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I would have been fine with two of the chip Witches,
and you were like fuck, it, and I was like,
fuck it, like I'm not gonna walk you off the ledge, Like.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I'm not the firson who's gonna walk you off the ledge.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
But when we got the third face can't even see
that street, like you blame it on me.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
When we got the third chip witch, I don't know
if you noticed this.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
We couldn't even make.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Eye contact with each other, Like we literally stopped making
eye contact the rest of the day into the evening.
Like I was like, I don't want to look at
like I'm ashamed of myself.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I don't feel the same kind of shame. It's so sad.
That's what I'm getting afraid of. And again, don't care.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
And again, these are not mini chip wiches. You're small babies,
are Julie.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I told Julia the next day. I was like, I
feel a little shame, you know what I did. And
she was, that's not bad, she goes, I've never ate three.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I've eaten two.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
She goes, three is a little excessive. She I didn't
want the third, I Julie, They're big.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
It was disgusting. It was disgusting.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
You know when you wake up and the chip witch
is like your throat still Yeah, it's bad.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
It was bad.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
All right, We're not doing that again.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Okay, We're not doing that again. Listen, you can only
deal with the president. And right now we're thirty six
hours off the sugar, and that's you know, we can
only deal with you know, every moment.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
We're like addicts.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
We are addicts.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Anyway, we're addicts, and we're addicted to Love Island and
we're not gonna deep dive into the woods. But I
gotta say Odell Beckham junior, the football star, but his.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Brother, his brother's name is Cordile and he looks just.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Like look a miniature. Oh no, Beckham's not that big,
but he looks just like him in the face. Is
probably the star of the guys, but the entire cast
of guys and girls.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
It's awesome.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Ariana Maddox, what do you think of Ariono Mannix hosting
Love Isolence.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Oh, I think it's pristine casting. I think that she
could her management. I don't know who pitch if they
came to her, they went to her. I don't know
how it happened, but it is like lightning in a
bottle because when she comes out, I know that you
because you've made some comments like she wasn't like that
sexy vixen that comes in, but look at her. Whole
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life was scandabal. She got dissed and broken up on television.
Now she comes in and she gets to say, you're
off the island, you get out. She gets to look
at men that have been doing girls dirty and Casa moore,
and she gets to go like, na ah, honey, you're out,
you're it. What do you think of him? Do you
want to dump him? Do you want to stick with
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this one? And she does it in this sexy way.
She gets to look fine as hell when she comes in.
I love it for her. I'm living for it. Go girl,
I love her so much.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
You're right, you're right.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
So how do you feel about it? Because I know
you're kind of on the phone.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
No, no, the way you put it like that, you're right.
And I'm looking you know, because I was like, well,
you know, she used to just be like the everyday check.
But it's like, let her have her blow up, let
her have her blow up. Yes, And it's like now
she's a reality television star. Yes. We always say, treat
them like the reality television stars they are. I always
believe that think that. So I think it's actually right
(24:20):
and she deserves it. She put that work in and
they all deserve it, especially her because she got you know, ransacked,
you know, with the scandal things. So I now that
you say like that, I think it's good. I think
the show is I mean, I am so intrigued.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
We have to do this.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
We have to stop saying we have to get some
of these producers of the show. I want to get
the producer of Love Island on the show to talk
about what they can share with in terms of the
casting and the production, because they do.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
There's an art to this.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Shites the show that's the number one streaming show and
there's so many options of things to watch. The fact
that the people that love Love Island watching four or
five episodes in a row, that's not just happens to it.
It's not just good looking people. It's not just cute
girls good looking guys. There's an art to it, definitely.
I mean, I know, people like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (25:12):
There's art. There is a fucking garden to it.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yes, and they the way they keep it going and
you're able to watch it in the cast and like
this girl Kaylor people have had mixed I've looked on
social media Kaylor who I was trying to figure out
her accent. She's from somewhere in Pennsylvania. She reminded me
of that show really that they spoofed on Senate Live,
(25:36):
because I.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Was she's like the Goldie Hawn of Private Benjamin of Love,
screaming and yelling and and she's like, she's amazing.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
And boyfriend, Yes, she's memed out.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Like she's memed out.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
She's a perfect meme.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
She's great.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Serena and Odell Beckham brother Adele, he's fucking awesome.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
And I know how you feel about Rob, but he
is perfect television. I mean this casting the cat Leah's great.
You need everyone live, it's great. You need these characters.
How they know they're gonna work out the way they
do for television is beyond me.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Yestimes, We've got to get.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
We've got to get a producer to talk to us
about this.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Because there's a science and the thing that I like
about this show. And I know people are like, no,
if you listen to this podcast, you're not like that.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
They're not drunk.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
No, they monitor that alcohol.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, so there's not like table flipping. They all love
each other, they all get.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Friendships work out really wonderfully. That's nice to see.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
There's no player hating. Everybody's rooting for each other. Even
when Thor comes in Thor from what's named Harrison? Is
that the guy's name? The guy from I guess the
season before this strapping Australian guy comes in there, and
it's like don whose girls are gonna fucking steal?
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
And you know, but they're all supportive of each other,
and it's positive reality, teav.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
It really is, even when there it's not. I mean,
it's also a different generation for us. You know, it's
fun to watch together because we were dating when we
were this age and we laugh our asses off because
we would not behave this way if I was like, well,
I was twenty two. I did not act this way.
If you so much as looked at somebody, I would
punch you in your face. So we it's nice for
(27:23):
us to look at these kids actually love each other
when they see their friends making out and being with
other people. Because you keep saying to me, how did
I act when I was twenty two? And I was like,
not like that. So it's this that part's fun and
the friendships are fun to watch. Also, it makes us
like practice making out, like we're working on our making
Like not that we need help making out, but it's
(27:45):
fun to make out now watching people kiss, and I
love that. But I'm kind of pissed that you rated me.
I was eight and a half.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I want to. I didn't want to let it go
to your head. I want you to continue to work
at it because you you gave me one kiss, but
you did like it wasn't like.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I've been kissing you for you for the last fourteen years.
That's a picular kiss, I know, but I just didn't
want to. You didn't let me work into it, you
know what I mean, Like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
But they don't work into it on that show. They
jump up to each.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Other and it's like you wanted me to ram my
tongue immediately on your mouth. I'm working into it, and
I wanted you to rate this particular way it was
gonna go about it because I got the ideas.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
That particular kiss that you gave me is eight point five.
If it was some moan biles, listen, that ain't bad.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I gave you an eight point seven to two.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Okay, I'm just saying that Kiss was in eight point five.
In general, you're in nineteen. You're a twenty out of ten. Thanks, baby,
But we love the show. It's fun and I can't
recommend it any higher, and it's exciting.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
I can't wait to continue to watch it with no food.
We have to. That's going to be tough.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yeah, that's always.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
I don't need it.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I don't need it. It depends on what time we
start watching it.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Babe, we're not watching I know, I know. Let me
ask you the question. Yeah, I'm asking an an honest question.
Is there any can sweets that I am unaware of
in this house right now? Yes, that's not good.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
We wanted the real answer, the answer. The real answer
is yes. I hit it because I didn't want to
throw it away because in case of an emergency. But
I took you know where it is, well, I took
it from yesterday. I took the stuff that I knew
from the where it's normally and I put it away.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Don't tell me where I'm not going to if I
try to sweet talk you, beg you manipulate, you do
not tell me where I'm going to hide it.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Mostly for me because I'm my constipation.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Hiding it from you?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Yeah, because I have my constipation problem.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
How are you hiding it from yourself? You know where
it is?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
No, I put it, Yeah, not hiding it, but I
removed it for the easily accessible area so that I'm
just it's not like the go to place and it's babe.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I don't know if anybody wants to continue to hear
about the constipation.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
I'm not going to a whole segment on a douche.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
I'm not doing m I'm not I'm not doing that. I'
mister new York gave me a little tip. It didn't work.
Shout out to mister New York. But I'm on to Tammy.
Gave me some olive oil lemon thing. I'll try tonight
and then after that. You know, I don't know what
to do. Sugar eat. Eating sugar is not helping my life,
I know it.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I gotta stop a chip which is gonna jam you up.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Oh yeah, I don't need Actually this is regular dairy.
I don't even eat dairy. I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
The Real Housewives of New Jersey had an additional episode,
and I want to change what I said on the
last rap of Ports reality podcast. Based on what I
saw on that last episode, there is no way this
show could come back now they're all issuing a podcast.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
I was just was gonna ask you.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Really, Oh, it's it's done. I agree, it's done unless
unless they make a change, unless they get rid of
either my list of Gorga, Joe Gorga, Teresa Judaic said
Louis and I don't know. I don't want to see
either one of them go. But the show is banged up,
banged up. They can't stand each other. It's too dark.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I mean, I feel all they all but said it
when they left. I mean all of them kind of
like walked out of there basically saying it.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah, they gave us an additional episode. They couldn't give
us a reunion. It's unprecedented. The only other time that
there wasn't a reunion was the Real Housewives of New York,
and we know what happened with that. It was announced
just recently that the Real Houses in New York trum
please October first. Yes, so we got the Real Housewise
(31:36):
in New York. We have Real Housewives of Atlanta, we
got the Real Houses of Salt Lake City, Looming of course,
we are in the middle of the Real Housewives of Dubai.
We are in the middle of the Real Housewives of
Orange County. We are in the middle of the Bachelorette. Yes,
we are in the middle of, of course, the aforementioned
Love Island. And you know, there's a lot of good TV,
(31:57):
a lot of fun TV, a lot of craziness going on.
Speaking of.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Bravo, speaking of.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Real Housewives, the Real Housewives of Miami, Larsa Pippen, her
ex boyfriend, who you sent me that?
Speaker 3 (32:13):
What's his name? Jordan's son?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
What's his name, Michael Jordan's son, No, Bunny, No, what's
his name, Jeffrey Jordan. No, that's Michael, Jeffrey Jordan.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
No, his name, I never knew it.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
What's his name?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Michael Jordan's son. It's something something whatever.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
There's a picture, dummy, dummy Jordan.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yo, there's a picture of Michael Jordan's son, whose name
we can't remember right now, but maybe because I blocked
it out because I was like, I don't even want
to talk about I feel so bad for him, and
for like, I know Michael.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Does that in this day and age with cameras all around,
and it.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Appeared like allegedly Michael Jordan's son whose name we can't remember.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Marcus Jordan.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
It looked like, allegedly appeared like he was sniffing a
white substance.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Talk about air Jordan.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Yeah, that booger sugar and you try to get white yo.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
And I know Michael Jordan is like, what.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Thought, maybe that's why she broke up with him.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Booger sugar?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah, I mean, listen, I know it's got to be
hard being Michael Jordan's son.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Yeah, but the booger sugar. You're almost forty years old.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Do people still do that?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
I didn't know people did cocaine?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Gross, So I not sad.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
I mean, I'm not gonna. I hope he gets help.
I hope he gets out really off. Cocaine is no joke.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
That goes nowhere like that's that, Rick James, that's that.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
I'm Rick James.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Get yourself some good sugar, Yeah, get yourself some chip wiches.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, man, get your chocolate covered. Got me bear yea,
do something like that. Go to see Deadpool during the afternoon,
stay away from ye the cocaine that made me feel
really bad.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yeah, I feel bad for him, But that's nowhere to go, bro,
that is terrible.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
And then the other thing that I wanted to talk
to you about. And I don't think you saw this yet.
It was just announced today, or at least I just
saw it today. Megan Markle. Megan Markle, who's married to
Harry Ballgame Prince Harry is releasing another another tell all book?
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Not another one?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
When is she?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Dj kellied Megan Markle, who is forty three years old,
is I don't think anyone's asking for another tell all book?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Now?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
We have like that seven part documentary where I thought
she told it all. You're not Elizabeth Taylor.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
What else is there to say?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
You're not Liza Minelli, You're not my Donna, You're not Beyonce,
You're not the girl who we don't hear from anymore
who is in Destiny's Child. Like, there's nothing about your life,
your life story, the accomplishments in your life that is
interesting for a tell all book, except for you need money,
which makes me think like you and Harry Ballgame.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
You really, yeah, they really fucked up.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
For somebody who wants.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Privy, they want it out of the limelight.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
But now you want to do a tell all where
you're telling even more than you told last time, Like,
what are you gonna tell us about?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
I did, but I did see that in the news,
she said, there was a headline that said that she
hadn't even scratched the surface. I don't care of something.
I don't know what.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
I'm sitting around going, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
No, you know.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
In fact, I think it would be wise for her
to just sit down.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Do you know that Barber Strei's in at eighty years old.
Just last year she put out a tell all, just
Barber Streis it right? Madonna hasn't put out a tell No. No,
There's so many people that are worthy of a tell
all other than Megan Markle. I don't know who's telling
her that she needs to tell her.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
I don't think she listened to anybody, because she, if
she was wise, she would get somebody to tell her something,
and the something would be to sit down. No one cares,
No one cares, absolutely okay. And I think I think
they went to uh Columbia on a unofficial royal trip
because they're not royals anymore, and he wanted to go
(36:08):
because he wanted her to make her feel like according
to how she feels which is special, and that government
is going through a lot of troubles and so it
would be a distraction for that government there to have
them walk around feeling like they're official and they just
look crazy.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Magan Marcle's not relatable.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
No, she's not funny, no, or likable. There's nothing about
her that you feel like you could sort of like
see yourself in.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
You know, she's pretty and that's it.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah. Like I feel like they messed up, you know
they I think they messed up.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Is that show that we liked, that Netflix show, the
All about the Kingdom the Crown? They can they go
back or is it like once you sign off, you're
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
I think they're not invited back. I think they're out.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Now that his dad is in charge, I don't think
he's invited back. She really he doesn't have security. I
think he listened to her, and I think he messed up.
I really do. And I get maybe there's the racist
stuff that happened. I listened, I wasn't there. I don't know,
but I'm saying what it was. I mean, they brought
racism to America, YO, Like you knew what it was.
But if she would have finessed it right. She could
(37:17):
have made it happen there really, I mean, you knew
what it was anyway. I can't stand the whole thing,
to be honest. It gets on my nerves. But it
bothers me for him because I feel like he's struggling.
He looks, Yeah, he looks kind of pent up and
like struggling. It looks fake as hell to me. The
whole thing looks fake, and you know, it looks fake, fake, fake.
She looks like the fake smile. You know what tripped
(37:38):
me out on that documentary and it sealed the deal
from me where I was like, these people creep me
out is when they got chased from the Remember the
part in the documentary where they got chased and there
was nobody chasing them and she kind of turned to him.
It looked like she's playing him. She's a woman that
and women, you know, women could really mess men's life
up for real. They could really do a number on men,
because you know men, you guys are little sometimes a
(37:59):
little behind the beat. And he's definitely behind the beat
because he lost his mom young and she played into
that whole thing. Your mom got chased by paparazzi, And
in that moment, I said, this woman is up to
no good. She just is for her own reasons of fame,
and that would make sense that she's trying to do
another Tell all, she's got to scratch the surface of
some shit that ain't there. Nobody cares and make it
(38:21):
up and nobody cares.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
What are you telling us all about? I don't know you.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Telling me out. I don't care, nobody cares.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
I don't get it nobody.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
But I do get you. I do get well.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
I get you too, babe.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
I do get the rap portryality. I do love all
our shows. I do love doing this podcast, and I
do love you rap a Portrayality. Tell a friend to
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Speaker 3 (38:54):
Love you, babe, You
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