Welcome to the Twenty Sixth episode of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. The Rapaport's are here to discuss: Kebe's skin care routine, a new Top 20 Real Housewife of All Time, if they need to go to BravoCon, Rachel Zoe's divorce & RHONJ, Michael recovering from meniscus surgery & bed side manner, watching RHOSLC & Real Housewives Legacy, watching NFL Week 1 Together, Swift & Kelce D-Day & a whole lotta mo'! This episode is not to be missed!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Travis Kels is a tight end, albeit probably gonna go
down as top two, top three, or maybe the number
one tight end. Knoll of history of the NFL, even
more uh prolific than Gronkowski. Gronkowski. Everybody knows Gronkowski. I
think he's like, I can't fucking believe this is my life.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Okay, I's having his life. He likes these outfits. He
like this life more than he likes her, is what
I'm saying. This is what I get that. This is
my gut intuition feeling standing up there. It's going to
be like the wound up monkey, like, oh, this is
fun for now, but for the long time. Is this
his girl? I don't see it. She can have anyone.
(00:43):
I don't know. I don't know there is.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
He's running out, man, She's been through the gamut, and
what's she gonna go to? Timothy Shamaley, I mean.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Sho he's taking I think that I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Listen, when you said the twentieth I was like, maybe
it'll be over, and then Game one boom. She's wearing
her jean dress, center jean top, and everybody's like, oh,
she's wearing denim. I wear denim.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Every day nobody goes.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
A ship three two one. All right, we're gonna start
with hoktur.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Right, No, no, we don't have to. I don't know
why you instance we have to start with this big bank.
You know, when we started the podcast, we just started like, hello, hello, audience,
welcome to Hell. Let's let's cut that like, no, Hello,
welcome to Rapaport's Reality. Welcome to Rapaports Reality.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
My name is Michael.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Rappaport, my name's Katy Rapoport, and.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
This is Rapaports Reality, rocking and rolling through all things
reality TV, popular culture, and of course the relationship of
Rapaports Us being the rap Reports. How everybody's feeling good?
Hope everybody is feeling fantastic.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It's a beautiful beautiful fall. Is it fall? No, it's
still no, yeah, it's techically still yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It's not autumn autumn fall, not fall yet, yes, summer,
but it's beautiful in New York. This is a.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Real, really really nice out beautiful.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I hope everybody's feeling really good.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
How you doing, babe?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I'm doing great. Hair looks good, thank you.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Skin looks good. Everybody's feeling good.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I know you keep telling me that my skin looks good.
You look good. It's because I got a new sunscreen
and it has a little called flex color Science Flex
And when you rub it on, it kind of like
matches the color of your skin. It makes you kind
of look flawless.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Where'd you get it? How did you get can? I?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I saw it on Instagram?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
How do you match it to your skin?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
That's what I'm saying. You rub it in, it comes
out of the two white and then when you rub
it in your skin, it matches.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Your your can't imagine whatever's matching your skin would match my.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
S No, seriously, you get the color for you and
I'll get you somemono match your skin.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
They have a color called Ashkanazi pink. They got Ashizi pink.
Line up anyway, do you want it?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Because that'll look like you have makeup on it. That's
just weird.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I don't listen. I'm gon getting to the point.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
But it will even out your you know, skin tone, right, yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Maybe gets just Oshgarizy pink to Ashkanizi white or Ascarizy pink.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I'm the one who called you when I got mad
at you, I called you shut up pink white Man.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Anyway, rap ports reality, we are man talk full of
things to discuss.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
As we head.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Into the reunion of the Real Housewives of Dubai, I
just want to say this, and I'm gonna throw this
at you, babe ia ion Chanell. I'm gonna stay.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Cousins with the great uh the great. And I forgot
her name uba Uba from Real Housewives of New York City,
which is loom, which is looming.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I can't wait coming soon. We need it because right
now we're in a little bit of a dip. Although
we have Dubai, we have Orange County. I want to
say this, and I don't think this is controversial. I'm
not gonna list the rest of the other people, but
I want to say after two seasons, she is a
top twenty Real Housewife of all time. And I'm gonna
say this because number one, her style is might be
(04:24):
top ten of all time.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah. Her confessional, No her, I mean she comes with
it everywhere she shows up, even inappropriately golf courses, anywhere,
when beach.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
When she's at the beach, in between, when she's changing,
it looks like she's got clothes on right. She either
has some kind of crazy wig on or a crazy
dress on.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
The dresses are nuts, but the dress with the two
tiger heads on each shoulder.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
One of the best confessional outfits of all time.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
She does bald like nobody's business, bald.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Like nobody's business, wigs like nobody's business.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
She'll go from wig.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
To bold to bold to wig, all in a you
don't know, like what it's you're missing, the changes you're missing,
like you never see the magic behind it. But then
you see her get the wigs put on, you see
her go bull. She's fun, funny, she's nuts. She has
a brand, of course, a makeup brand, which seems like
it's going to be successful.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
She's beautiful, she has a great backstory, vulnerable, vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
And I think that I'm not gonna remove anybody from
the top twenty And obviously it's only two seasons in.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
We don't just give away now this is early on.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
But for two seasons in listing off all the categories,
checking all the box she checks all the boxes.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I'll give her that twenty is, you know, a long list,
and two seasons. Twenty's fair. If you said ten, I
would say no, no, but twenty's fair.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
But after two seasons I mean, she's just awesome and
real housewise a Dubai. We've talked about it a lot
of people like, why don't you guys talk about Dubai.
We're talking about it now, looking forward to watching this
reunion unfold.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
And we met Ayana she did Chanell think yeah, they
call her ion. I think they call her Chanel Chanell yes,
last season.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, I mean, and when you meet her in real life,
there's no mistaking that it's her.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah. She's very friendly, very loving, very exactly what you
would expect, very warm, warm, super kind loving. I loved
meeting her. Yes, we have a video with you and her.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, we have a video. And we met her at
the of course Bravo Kan, which is picking back up
in twenty twenty five for whatever reason, whether we'll be
there or not, we might have to go if I.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Don't know what, Babe, they have a Bravo fans thing
in Miami.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Really, Babe, We've been to Miami and Miami. You can't
go to Miami during Bravo Kan. It's it's good.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's like a Bravo fan event. Maybe it's not going
to be as big, and we've to Miami this year.
Maybe maybe we'll go, Maybe we'll go so fun.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I just wanted to stay and make that statement because
I've been thinking about it. These are the things that
I think about.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
You didn't share that with me, no, but I wanted
to share.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It with not just you, with the listeners of Rapaport's
reality Other big breaking news Rachel Zoe Oh and her
husband this is wild. What's his name?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Richard Mark? Jeff Rob Rob. Let's just say Rob. That's
so mean.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
They're getting divorced after twenty six years. And I want
to remind you that Rachel Zoe's reality TV show underrated, underrated.
She was fucking nuts.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
It was on Bravo too, right, Babe.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
When I was watching Rachel Zoe, I remember what I
was watching. I was like, Yo, is this for real?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Like thing?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
This is a real person, Like I couldn't believe the
way she was behaving. I didn't understand that it was
this was really her.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, I love her. I fangirled out. Not that long
did you meet her? Yeah, Tam and I'm at her
at that mall in uh where did the Palisades?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
She had a store for I think a brief time period.
Rachel's her store one of her clothing stores, and Dammy
and I were in there trying on a pair of
her pants. She had this really good fitting pants pair
of pants, and she came in the store when Tammy
and I were we were the only two people in there,
and she came in and I fan girled out. I
think she yes, she's so friendly and personable. And I
(08:30):
think I said, like name dropped your name to like
see if that made her stick around longer. My husband,
Michael Ramport, I don't think it did much. I can't remember.
I have to ask Tammy if that like did anything.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
But she does she have makeup? Like would she have
cooking like pots and pants? What is she clothing?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I think she has like a box that you can
like subscribe to and get some stuff sent to you.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
What is it clothing?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Click, sunglasses, perfume, and it's like a usually do well
that's Rachel.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Ray, I know, but usually you start with the fashion
and then you do sunglasses next time.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
She was pretty pretty into the fast. She was a stylist.
She started off as a.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Style of coffee mugs and pots and like a.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Fish flash when they do that, when they do that. No,
she pretty much sticks to what she's good at she does,
you know, the clothing. But yeah, I love her so much.
I'm really I'm really wondering what happened.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Well, twenty six years. They seemed like they seem like
they were like best.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Friends the hip. I don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
He liked being dressed by her, she liked being dressed
by him. Yeah, they had the same sort of hairdode.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
No, they didn't basically did.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It was like he had like the floppy hair and
the hats on top of the floppy hair, and they
would wear like family hats.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
And yeah that all the kids wore hats when he
wear kids really cute kids.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Twenty six years.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I mean, that's a long imagine.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
If we had stayed together the first time, we wouldn't
we win. There's no way.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I've said this once. I said it before. If you're
twenty four years old, unless you're really clear, and you come.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
From your Mormon or something Mormon.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Or like, you know, good family backgrounds, and you come
both participants come from families that have you know, been together,
and you understand that and you've lived that and you
get that. If you've grown up in divorce, you have
no reason to get married that young because you don't
know what the fuck a real good marriage is.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Like, yeah, we've been married how long? Now?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
In December it will be eight eight?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
That's it. When you think about twenty six, that's twenty
two years more.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Well, we've been together fifteen.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah. But I could tell you this right now because
I know you're probably where are you going with this?
I'm not getting divorce now. It seems exhausting. No thanks,
the amount of emails and the lawyers and the who
sweatshirt is this? And who gets the couch and the
fa the remote controlled?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, no, it's not worth it. Packing. That's It's better
that we got married later in life when we knew
that there was no way getting out.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
On twenty two years from now, you'll be seventy what seventy?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah? Yeah, I'm going to be fifty five in November
seventy seven. Yeah, so what would be the no? No, yo?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
And I know, like, oh, you have more life to live. Fine,
we could live in separate rooms. I'm not getting divorced
after twenty six Ye.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
That's nowhere in it to win it. I just wish
that they I wanted to must be serious, you know,
people do grow apart if you started. I'm sure she's
a little younger than I am. She's probably fifty, right,
she's in on Jennifer Meyer's sort of group. As if
she's young, she's younger, right, Yeah, she is older. I
don't know she's friends with all that whole group.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
But she seems like she's older.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
She's always seemed older. Yeah, I think she's in that
age group. Fifty is how old is Gwyneth. She's in
that group.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Gwyneth Paltrow's probably fifty four.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Fifty two. She's younger than you a little bit.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
She ain't that much younger.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I don't know people. I think people don't talk about
their real age. Let's just say she's fifty two, okay, Rachel's.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Oh yeah, well that ain't that ain't too young, That
ain't too young.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Maybe that's not too old, that's not too Yeah. Maybe
I'm wrong. I'm just saying, say she got married when
she was twenty four, twenty five.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
We root for them, we root for the little kids.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Part on the kids, and I will stay.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I will always, there will always be a big place
in my heart because Rachel Zoe Real Housewives in New
Jersey and Real Housewives in New York were my into
reality TV, but particularly Rachel's. I remember going, what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, I got you into that, like what is this shit?
Because I couldn't believe that someone just was acting like that.
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
She just acted like the entire world like every Bonnie
in her little world. And even when she went outside
of her little world, the entire world is at her
beck and call. It was just wild to me, like
she was in it to win it, I know. But
now she's got, like I said, pots and pans, and.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
No she doesn't. I don't know why you keep saying
pots and pans.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Pots and pans are on the horizon. Maybe that's the
reason why she broke op with her husband. Pots and
pans are on the horizon for Rachel Zoh right.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
So everybody is wondering how your knee surgery went.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
My knee surgery went well. I am feeling good. I
am recovering. I like a stationary bike. I like doing
knee exercises. I like doing wall sits, I like doing slides.
I still have the stitches in which I guess evaporate.
They yes to answer to answer your question, because I know,
(13:52):
like you said, everybody wants to know I am recovering fine,
I am moving, I am grooving, tiny bit sore. It's
amazing what technology can do these days, and I'm doing good.
Do you want to share anything about your bedside manner
or how I've recovered?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Well, I think going to the hospital. I had to
get a very early with you, and that went well,
that pain medication. That's the thing. It's interesting to me.
I have never seen a grown man take so long
to come off of anesthesia like you. It's like I've
been to countless, countless colonoscopies with you, and that is
(14:33):
the process that I do not like sleep. No no, no,
no no, because when I go, I pop up and
I get in the cab. But what do you what
you're paying for?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
I enjoy that sty I don't understand why.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
It takes you so long to come out of it.
And you know what, the nurses don't either, because they're
looking at me like, ma'am, can you hurry this?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
No, I'm gonna get It's like it's like if you
stay at a hotel, and I've stayed at hotels where
you check in and then you have to leave.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
The money, the bags of crackers and cookies. Can you eat?
It's not like we're there. No, Mom, it's not like
you're there for the free crackers. I want apple juice.
How many apple juices can you drink?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
The bed they got the warm blank You know how
I noticed before the surgery, they're like, they give you
the extra pillows, they give you the warm blanket. Afterwards,
you know.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
What, they're like, get the fuck out.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
This isn't the holiday, inn I know, because.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
They got to get the other people in. And if
it's so to me, it's so not thoughtful of you.
And this time I really was getting angry. So my
bedside manner was not quite what you would have expected.
And do you know when we left, he said, thank
you so much, Kibi for helping me get Michael out
(15:53):
of here. The ball guy. He said that, yes, because
by the time you asked him what high school? He said,
you said, what high school did you go to? You
must have asked him what high school? No, no, no,
let me guess. You kept saying let me guess, over
and over again.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
So it's like when I woke up, Yeah, oh I was,
I was.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I don't even remember that I was tripping it was
it's a lot, baby, It's like you don't snap out
of it. And after like it's like you were at
a bar and it was like last call, like I
would love that man that feeling that. I can't stand it.
I don't know why you like it. I can't not.
I don't like to be out of control, but it's
verily annoying. And next time I think we have to
hire a day nurse or something. No, I don't want
(16:35):
to go anymore because it's embarrassing. I have to, like see,
he's normally not like talk that much. Yeah, well, last
time there was a lady from Germany and you had
a nurse from Germany.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Made me uncomfortable, yes, and you were like really afraid.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I didn't like her accent, afraid of her. I didn't
like being put down, and then you started doing a
German accent to her and it was so embarrassing. So
oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Any way, to answer the people's question, I feel good.
I'm recovering. I'm looking forward to it. But by the
time we do the next podcast, I will be doing
I will be on my Mary lou Rettin Simon Biles routine.
I'll be back to normal, hopefully, not gone wood.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, let's let's go easy on the knees, babe. You know,
I'm really glad your knees better. But I want to
say f the patriarchy, and I want, like a good
Mormon wife and that being sad.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
To bring up that what is the name of that show?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives? And you know what,
I thought, I discovered it, but today on the internet,
everybody watched this show this last weekend. It is did
blow up sleeper hit man. It is all over the place.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I hate to say it again. We are in a
mountaintop moment and we've talked about it on this podcast
of reality TV, from the shows you know, to the
shows you don't know, to the Netflix docuseries, to the
Love Undercovers again Dallas, Cowboy Cowgirl on Netflix, all of
(18:06):
that stuff, all the Bravo, all the ninety eighty is
the ninety eight at the TLC one thousand pounds sisters,
And I was like, there's no way, there's no way.
The Secret Life of Mormons on Hulu eight episodes. Who
were these fucking girls? I already have the Real Housewives
AsSalt Lakes.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
It doesn't matter. These girls apparently have some following. They
did a thing called mom Talk where they got on
TikTok doing dancing videos.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Young girls, youngers.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
They're in their twenties, some of them range from twenty
two to thirty. I believe twenty nine and their mothers
in Provo, Utah who a group of four and four
eight of them who do these TikTok videos. And they
got their claim to fame, I guess from some scandal
where one of them at a party did a swinging thing.
(18:55):
And by the way, on the show, they never actually
say what who the girl with the girl's name is Taylor.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I think that this whole thing might be manufactured. We
haven't deep dived yet, but I was like, they're like
the scandal. I'm like, I didn't hear about your scandal. Yeah,
we're demographic to hear about your scandal. But I guess
in their little world it was a scandal.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
In their little world, it was a scandal. It doesn't
come out on the show who this girl Taylor? But
swinging scandal? Like it's like, like, right, there's more than
one when you swing, there's more than one person. There
was a multiple swinging, right, So like if it's Taylor
did the swinging. She had to have a guy and
a girl.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
No, she said, she swinging with everybody, right, So she
was on and off the swings.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
And she takes the fall. She takes the fall for
the swinging. And then there's another girl named Whitney on
there that sort of has to leave the situation. So
the interesting thing about it is that you have the
four group of four girls that are the saints and
the other four girls that are the sort of the
sinners because they kind of sometimes drink. They'll have a
little swig here, a little sip of something there.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
But we were we also learned to find out. I
learned to find out that when they're not drinking alcohol,
they get wild by drinking soda.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yeah, because soda has caffeine in it.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
But they'll have soda parties, like how people do like coke.
Like it's like a sin for them to have.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah, they showed up at a baby naming uh ceremony
at someone's house and they had Coca cola and sprites
and mountain dewts.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
And like, yeah, that's like a like a wild night
out and now they have soda.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah, it's wild. It's it made me want to it
made me want to pour you know, that's my drink
of choice. You know, when I go somewhere, I like
to pour a tall glass of like chopped you know,
like crushed ice and poor diet coke over It's like
that's my drink. So I kind of related to that.
But the show is so good and here's why to me,
(20:46):
because these are people are so foreign to me. It's
like looking into the looking glass, like I don't understand.
First of all, I don't understand provo. I couldn't point
out provo Utah on a map. I don't know you
even know where this place is. The show is so
good that character and casting is amazing. They actually are
seem to be real friends, I think ish because they
(21:06):
kind of allude to the fact that they don't want
to break up this mom talk group. But they're not
really friends. They only get together to do these videos
to help each other's brands because when they get together,
they do these TikTok dances that people do, and then
they sort of go there a separate ways, and then
they all post the videos on each other's platforms.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
But they act and are talking about this like we
are sort of behind the times. And not knowing about
mom talk, their scandals and this whole little thing. And
I didn't Again, I didn't check them out on TikTok,
But I gotta tell you, at one point when I
was watching the show, I was saying, are we suckers?
Like is this just Central casting?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Shit? Totally?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Like are these real people? Or like is this all contrived? Now?
Because I was like this, how many of these fucking children,
these girls with the extensions and the lips and the
makeup and the big sweatshirts, Like when is it gonna end?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
I don't think it's ever going to end. But because
it's like it's like a car wreck, you know. Sometimes
I go past the car wreck and I really try
not to look because I don't want to be one
of those people. But this is you cannot stop looking because,
like I said, these are people I don't know in
real life. So like, to me, it's like a documentary
(22:19):
on giraffes, Like I don't know any giraffes, so I
want to know all about them. I want to know
about their swirl soda shop with two pumps of vanilla.
I want to go there. I want to go now
to Provo and I want to go to swirl in
order a like they. I find it fascinating that they
go to botox at twenty two years old or twenty
(22:40):
four to get laughing gas. This is wild to me.
This is this social experiment that this is beyond. I
don't know what this is. Is this a big hit?
This is a big hitch. Just have a big hit.
You got the girl Whitney, who's twenty something's twenty seven,
She's got two kids, she's pregnant with the third by
the end of the eighth episode. She's married a guy
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who seemingly to me, I mean, with all due respect,
plays for the other team throughout eight episodes. He has
four different looks. It looks like they're on the friggin' lamb.
She said she moved to Hawaii for two months to
get away from the mom Talk scandal of swinging. Just
a vacation, right, who does that now? Now she wants
(23:21):
to do cattle ranching or or farming to get away
from these people. She's so strange to me. She's not
a true friend. She's apparently the leader. She's Her name
is Whitney. She looks like the other Whitney from Whitney
Whitney wild Rose. Yeah, she looks exactly like her from
soft all look the same. They all looking girl.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
These white girl Mormons, they all they really suggesting that
that there.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I'm not suggesting any any of that.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I'm suggesting they just have a similar look.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I'm not suggesting that there's any.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Sort of foul play at large, and that there's any
second cousins. I know that's something that's discussed a lot
in the Mormon community and they're accused of I have
respect for them. I love Whitney wild Rose, we love
the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. However, however, they
do all look.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
They look very similar in the nose shapes. Yeah, and
blue blue eyes. There's something there. There's something there. There's
one black girl on there, and I'm there's always one.
There's always one black girl. She's on there, and they
flash her family very quickly, they flash him very quickly.
They show a dad and a mom that's white. But
I'm wondering where they fall because I think Joseph Smith
(24:34):
at one point said that black people couldn't be in
the church, or they couldn't go so far in the
Mormon Church. So I feel like they should play into
her story a little bit more, but there's a cliffhanger
at the end and it leaves you hanging. So we
don't know in the episodes. We have to wait a
whole other season. Yeah, it's definitely coming back.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh it's did it get renewed?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I don't know. I haven't heard, but it's definitely coming
back because it left it that way. But that's a
ten to ten blowing horn blowing Joseph Smith, hornblow.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Joseph Smith's the guy, right, I think he's the guy.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah. Yeah, The Real The Secret House, Secret Lives of
Mormon Housewives.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
On No, The Secret House Lives. Sister Wives are more anyway,
It's on Hulu. It's very good, it's very fun. One
thing we haven't watched yet and I'm surprised we will
(25:32):
watch it. I think now's the time to watch it.
Real Housewives of New York Legacy Girls Trip, the one
that ended it all, Yeah, the one that literally shut
the door on the Great Ramona Singer. This is with
Sonya Morgan, the Countess Lunn, and a couple of others.
(25:54):
I'm surprised.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I'm shocked. I saw she posted who's watching and her
bikini Luamn posted it and I felt I had to
swipe past really fast because I felt so guilty. I
was like, how could we have gone this long ignoring
our legacy women. I'm like, what happened? Did we just
get overwhelmed by silly shows like The Secret Lives of Mormon?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Well, we're gonna watch the Legacy Show with with our
og New York girls. However, it came a little bit late.
There was some stain on it. I could care less
about the stain. We're getting into really really busy TV
schedule right now with all the political debates.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
That's all I'm going to say. With all the news.
Of course, well football season for me because I'm heavy
into the football.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
You want to talk about football, we had we had
week one of the football season. You were talking about
wide receiver and quarterback.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I watched the full Bears game. I mean I watched.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
You did watch a full Bears game?
Speaker 2 (26:55):
You you changed the channel right when they started to win.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
More and Biles got the some obiles husband, I know
he got the touchdown to win them the game. It
was a boring game.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Caleb Williams who paints his fingernails.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
That was the talk.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
The whole talk before they Hey listen, they were talking
about it. Uh, the old quarterbacks, Harry Bradshaw and all that.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah, they were freaked out by it. They were freaked
out by the appreciow They couldn't they couldn't understand that.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
And Caleb looked like he needs to wash that color off.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Yeah, that was the wrong color.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
By the way, you need to You need to go
back to the manicurists, go back to the pedicureus and
start again, because that was not the way to start
the see grade. But you've watched football your whole life.
We've watched football as a couple, and every time it's on,
You're like, I don't understand what's going on, And I'm
just like, do you want to be a part of this?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Fuck? I do? I really do, because I think it's
just it's just another way for us to sh be close. Yes,
if I'm into football, but.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
How can I what? What can we watch it? Is
there like football? For for why?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Because every time I watch it I forget the rules
for some reason. I try to explain it and it's
not that hard. I know you're not and they come
in one ear and I get it, and then the
next play, the rules are gone.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
The team with the balls offense, yeah, I get that,
and the team that doesn't have the balls defense.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I got it. I was leader. I know these things.
You want to push back aha, push on back on
huh yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Right, and you want to get a touchdown. And after
the touchdown, the field goal kicker kicks.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
What yeah a field goal? Boom boom? Hey, how do
you like me? Now? I know the rules basicly're like
fucking John Maddow. Yeah, I know. Look at me now,
you know I know what's going on. I pretend not
to be. You know. That's like complaining koy.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Right, Like so you want me to like, oh, I'm
explaining it to you. I'm fulfilling myself.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Are you annoyed?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
You said you heard a rumor that Taylor Swift and
Travis Kelsey were gonna win. You said this, and you
said this, you said this. I'm not gonna say where
you are.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
It's not over yet because it's not the twenty eighth
of some but you used to break up. Listen, I
didn't say. It's like the crazy conspiracy people are saying
that it was a PR stunt, that they were set up,
and I don't know for what reason. I think to
help his career.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
He didn't need help.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Listen, I don't know why they were set up. This
is what I read. And on the twenty eighth, they're
supposed to break up.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
September twenty eighth. You're gonna go out on a limb publicly.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Stop it. No, I'm not. I'm not going out on
a limb. I'm saying that's what I heard. And then
just after it looked like maybe it was gonna happen,
you see them coming out holding hands and they.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I mean, it's non fucking stop.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Listen. Honestly, you don't want to watch a whole other
season of them just turning to her in the stand witch.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I can't do every day. And I've always liked Travis Kels.
I have no problem with the Kansas City Chiefs. They're
not in my division. I like Patrick Mahomes when he
was a rookie and he sat out. I'd like Travis Kels.
I like their new guys. I'm not going to go
in the deep diving about football, but to see them
everywhere they go with their sunglasses and their outfits, and
(30:06):
they're at the US Open and they're dancing and they're
just I'm like.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
How can they sustain this? They can't.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
So you're saying September twenty eighth.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
No, I'm not saying. I'm saying that's what I read.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Well, you read that, and then I said, babe, look
game one. She came out in her her.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
G you didn't let me get to the part of
September twenty eighth.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
So what's gonna happen?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Because they were tweaked, there are pr things leaked supposedly,
but somebody said it could have been aied.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Right, So I'm gonna ask you right now, do you
think it was aied or do you.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Think I'm not going that far. You're not gonna I'm
not going that far. I'm gonna let it be right there.
I'm just gonna let the information be on the table.
I'm gonna take on the relationship.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
I think he seems to me like he's having a
fucking ball.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
No, when you really watch I watched it several times,
her dancing and drinking, and he was dancing, and.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
He not dancing reluctantly.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
He's a fun guy. It looks like he's a fun
guy on his own. But it looked like, you know,
when you you know those wind up toys when you
wind them up, Yes, and then you want you keep
winding them up and it dances the dance and bunky,
and then it starts to run out of battery. He
looks like when it's when it's running out, you know
what I mean. That's what it looks like to me.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I gotta be honest. From what I saw when they
were eating at someplace in Brooklyn and them coming out
of some pizza place in Brooklyn, it makes Brooklyn look
like it's like I have to go to this place.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
It makes it look like it's the greatest fucking.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Place in the world. Not that it's not. Brooklyn is nope,
but I mean them walking out with their sunglasses and
their outfits and holding hands. I'm like, I gotta go
to this fucking place in Brooklyn. I don't give a
shit about that place in Brooklyn, but everywhere they go
it just seems like a lot.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
It's a lot. I don't think they listen. I'm sure
they could be a great couple. I don't know. I
think they both smoke a lot of weed. That could
be true. I think they're partiers. I think they like
to have a good time. I think she's a fun girl.
I think that she's adorable. I do Taylor, she's great,
But I don't think that's her guy. I think she's
having a good time. I don't know. I just I
(32:00):
don't know much about him. You know more about him.
And to me, it looks like a mitch. It doesn't
look like a matchet. Just from looks, it looks like
America is having fun with it more than it can
sustain itself.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
It looks like they're having fun. I gotta I disagree
with you about the USO.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Fame is this whole thing. It's like, if they both
love this kind of attention, like she seems good at it,
she's shaking hands. It seems like if they both love it,
if they both successful, and it's not a j Lo
and Ben situation where one loves it more, then they're
gonna go with the distance. They're gonna be more.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Famous than Patrick Mahomes by far. And Patrick Mahomes is
the best quarterback in the NFL. Granted there are one
two punch, but Travis Kelce is a tight end, albeit
probably gonna go down as top two, top three, or
maybe the number one tight end in all of history.
Of the NFL, even more prolific than Gronkowski. Gronkowski, everybody
(32:54):
knows Gronkowski. I think he's like, I can't fucking believe
this is my life. Okay, I think he's having his life.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
He likes these outfits, like this life more than he
likes her, is what I'm saying. This is what I
get that. This is my gut intuition feeling standing up there.
It's going to be like the wound up monkey, like, oh,
this is fun for now, but for the long time.
Is this his girl? I don't see it. She can
have anyone. I don't know. I don't know there is.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
He's running out, man, she's been through the gamut, and
what's she gonna go to? Timothy Shamaley.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
I mean he's taking I think that. I don't know.
I listen, you.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Said the twentieth I was like, maybe it'll be over,
and then Game one boom she's wearing her jean dress
and her jean top, and everybody's like, oh, she's wearing denim,
Like I wear denim every day.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Nobody goes as ship.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah, I wear jeans every day. No one cares. There's
not written about it's not blocked.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
You've never had a publicist. We can make that happen.
We can get a publicist. We can call them and say,
you're sitting down. You're at the Starbucks again, like he's
sitting there. Take some pictures and we get features of
me and my jeans.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Like they're like, oh, what kind of jeans is Mike
rap wearing? The same jeens he.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
War last time, fifteen years, the same fucking jeans. She
comes out in a jeans start all the respect. You're
not Taylor Swift. Okay, listen. The thing is is that
the fame culture is so whack to me. It's like
crazy to me. The fact that football has become about
them is so bizarre.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Every time he catches the ball, every time he misses
the ball, every time they score. And he's with Patrick
Mahomes's mom, he's with Patrick Mahonmes's wife, he's with traveling.
It's just like you, there's no excuse now, why they
all they gotta do is cut to the booth and
she's there. She doesn't miss a fucking game. And I
get support your man, But why don't you just stay
at home and watch the game.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
You have to go.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
It's just the whole thing seems like a lot and exhausted,
but she's on that. She's on that.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Merry go round. She's been on that merry ground for like,
how long has she been famous? No, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Fifteen years straight, right, probably fifteen years straight. So I
guess this is all she knows. And again I had
my interaction with Taylor Swift. She knew who I was
at Madison Square Garden. She said she was a big fan.
I believe what she says. She seems sweet. Everybody says
she's sweet. But it's like enough, I just want to
watch my game in peace. I want to be able
to just just watch the game. And they were talking
(35:14):
about it, Mike Tarico, who does the game. He was
talking about the phenomenon. These guys are old school sports
broadcasters and they were saying how crazy it is. And
they were saying about the cutaways and they have no
choice and they have no saying it.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Why do they have to cut away? Why don't they
just leave her alone? Babe? It doesn't what does it
help the ratings? People are watching the game, do you
understand what it does?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
And the ratings for football don't need any help, but
her fans worldwide that watching the game what she's wearing,
it changed the ratings like astronomically, and this is already
a brand that's thriving. The NFL needs no help from time.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
I got to tell you, it makes me want to wear
red lipstick more. Is that what she wears? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Do you know what kind? No, I'm sure it wouldn't
be hard to find out. You can find out everything
else about her.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Yeah, anyway, listen, so don't hate the player. I'm not hating.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I'm just like, it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
It is a lot. It is a lot. It's it'll die,
it'll it's gotta end somehow, maybe the twenty eighth.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
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Or at rap Aports reality.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
I think we're done, babe.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yeah, Love your baby, Love you
Speaker 1 (37:00):
MP,
Travis Kels is a tight end, albeit probably gonna go
down as top two, top three, or maybe the number
one tight end. Knoll of history of the NFL, even
more uh prolific than Gronkowski. Gronkowski. Everybody knows Gronkowski. I
think he's like, I can't fucking believe this is my life.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Okay, I's having his life. He likes these outfits. He
like this life more than he likes her, is what
I'm saying. This is what I get that. This is
my gut intuition feeling standing up there. It's going to
be like the wound up monkey, like, oh, this is
fun for now, but for the long time. Is this
his girl? I don't see it. She can have anyone.
(00:43):
I don't know. I don't know there is.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
He's running out, man, She's been through the gamut, and
what's she gonna go to? Timothy Shamaley, I mean.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Sho he's taking I think that I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Listen, when you said the twentieth I was like, maybe
it'll be over, and then Game one boom. She's wearing
her jean dress, center jean top, and everybody's like, oh,
she's wearing denim. I wear denim.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Every day nobody goes.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
A ship three two one. All right, we're gonna start
with hoktur.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Right, No, no, we don't have to. I don't know
why you instance we have to start with this big bank.
You know, when we started the podcast, we just started like, hello, hello, audience,
welcome to Hell. Let's let's cut that like, no, Hello,
welcome to Rapaport's Reality. Welcome to Rapaports Reality.
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Speaker 2 (01:33):
Rappaport, my name's Katy Rapoport, and.
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still no, yeah, it's techically still yeah.
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It's not autumn autumn fall, not fall yet, yes, summer,
but it's beautiful in New York. This is a.
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Real, really really nice out beautiful.
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Speaker 2 (02:14):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
How you doing, babe?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I'm doing great. Hair looks good, thank you.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Skin looks good. Everybody's feeling good.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I know you keep telling me that my skin looks good.
You look good. It's because I got a new sunscreen
and it has a little called flex color Science Flex
And when you rub it on, it kind of like
matches the color of your skin. It makes you kind
of look flawless.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Where'd you get it? How did you get can? I?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I saw it on Instagram?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
How do you match it to your skin?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
That's what I'm saying. You rub it in, it comes
out of the two white and then when you rub
it in your skin, it matches.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Your your can't imagine whatever's matching your skin would match my.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
S No, seriously, you get the color for you and
I'll get you somemono match your skin.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
They have a color called Ashkanazi pink. They got Ashizi pink.
Line up anyway, do you want it?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Because that'll look like you have makeup on it. That's
just weird.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I don't listen. I'm gon getting to the point.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
But it will even out your you know, skin tone, right, yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Maybe gets just Oshgarizy pink to Ashkanizi white or Ascarizy pink.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I'm the one who called you when I got mad
at you, I called you shut up pink white Man.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Anyway, rap ports reality, we are man talk full of
things to discuss.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
As we head.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Into the reunion of the Real Housewives of Dubai, I
just want to say this, and I'm gonna throw this
at you, babe ia ion Chanell. I'm gonna stay.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Cousins with the great uh the great. And I forgot
her name uba Uba from Real Housewives of New York City,
which is loom, which is looming.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I can't wait coming soon. We need it because right
now we're in a little bit of a dip. Although
we have Dubai, we have Orange County. I want to
say this, and I don't think this is controversial. I'm
not gonna list the rest of the other people, but
I want to say after two seasons, she is a
top twenty Real Housewife of all time. And I'm gonna
say this because number one, her style is might be
(04:24):
top ten of all time.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah. Her confessional, No her, I mean she comes with
it everywhere she shows up, even inappropriately golf courses, anywhere,
when beach.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
When she's at the beach, in between, when she's changing,
it looks like she's got clothes on right. She either
has some kind of crazy wig on or a crazy
dress on.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
The dresses are nuts, but the dress with the two
tiger heads on each shoulder.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
One of the best confessional outfits of all time.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
She does bald like nobody's business, bald.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Like nobody's business, wigs like nobody's business.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
She'll go from wig.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
To bold to bold to wig, all in a you
don't know, like what it's you're missing, the changes you're missing,
like you never see the magic behind it. But then
you see her get the wigs put on, you see
her go bull. She's fun, funny, she's nuts. She has
a brand, of course, a makeup brand, which seems like
it's going to be successful.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
She's beautiful, she has a great backstory, vulnerable, vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
And I think that I'm not gonna remove anybody from
the top twenty And obviously it's only two seasons in.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
We don't just give away now this is early on.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
But for two seasons in listing off all the categories,
checking all the box she checks all the boxes.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I'll give her that twenty is, you know, a long list,
and two seasons. Twenty's fair. If you said ten, I
would say no, no, but twenty's fair.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
But after two seasons I mean, she's just awesome and
real housewise a Dubai. We've talked about it a lot
of people like, why don't you guys talk about Dubai.
We're talking about it now, looking forward to watching this
reunion unfold.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
And we met Ayana she did Chanell think yeah, they
call her ion. I think they call her Chanel Chanell yes,
last season.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, I mean, and when you meet her in real life,
there's no mistaking that it's her.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah. She's very friendly, very loving, very exactly what you
would expect, very warm, warm, super kind loving. I loved
meeting her. Yes, we have a video with you and her.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, we have a video. And we met her at
the of course Bravo Kan, which is picking back up
in twenty twenty five for whatever reason, whether we'll be
there or not, we might have to go if I.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Don't know what, Babe, they have a Bravo fans thing
in Miami.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Really, Babe, We've been to Miami and Miami. You can't
go to Miami during Bravo Kan. It's it's good.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's like a Bravo fan event. Maybe it's not going
to be as big, and we've to Miami this year.
Maybe maybe we'll go, Maybe we'll go so fun.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I just wanted to stay and make that statement because
I've been thinking about it. These are the things that
I think about.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
You didn't share that with me, no, but I wanted
to share.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It with not just you, with the listeners of Rapaport's
reality Other big breaking news Rachel Zoe Oh and her
husband this is wild. What's his name?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Richard Mark? Jeff Rob Rob. Let's just say Rob. That's
so mean.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
They're getting divorced after twenty six years. And I want
to remind you that Rachel Zoe's reality TV show underrated, underrated.
She was fucking nuts.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
It was on Bravo too, right, Babe.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
When I was watching Rachel Zoe, I remember what I
was watching. I was like, Yo, is this for real?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Like thing?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
This is a real person, Like I couldn't believe the
way she was behaving. I didn't understand that it was
this was really her.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, I love her. I fangirled out. Not that long
did you meet her? Yeah, Tam and I'm at her
at that mall in uh where did the Palisades?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
She had a store for I think a brief time period.
Rachel's her store one of her clothing stores, and Dammy
and I were in there trying on a pair of
her pants. She had this really good fitting pants pair
of pants, and she came in the store when Tammy
and I were we were the only two people in there,
and she came in and I fan girled out. I
think she yes, she's so friendly and personable. And I
(08:30):
think I said, like name dropped your name to like
see if that made her stick around longer. My husband,
Michael Ramport, I don't think it did much. I can't remember.
I have to ask Tammy if that like did anything.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
But she does she have makeup? Like would she have
cooking like pots and pants? What is she clothing?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I think she has like a box that you can
like subscribe to and get some stuff sent to you.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
What is it clothing?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Click, sunglasses, perfume, and it's like a usually do well
that's Rachel.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Ray, I know, but usually you start with the fashion
and then you do sunglasses next time.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
She was pretty pretty into the fast. She was a stylist.
She started off as a.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Style of coffee mugs and pots and like a.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Fish flash when they do that, when they do that. No,
she pretty much sticks to what she's good at she does,
you know, the clothing. But yeah, I love her so much.
I'm really I'm really wondering what happened.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Well, twenty six years. They seemed like they seem like
they were like best.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Friends the hip. I don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
He liked being dressed by her, she liked being dressed
by him. Yeah, they had the same sort of hairdode.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
No, they didn't basically did.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It was like he had like the floppy hair and
the hats on top of the floppy hair, and they
would wear like family hats.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
And yeah that all the kids wore hats when he
wear kids really cute kids.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Twenty six years.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I mean, that's a long imagine.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
If we had stayed together the first time, we wouldn't
we win. There's no way.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I've said this once. I said it before. If you're
twenty four years old, unless you're really clear, and you come.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
From your Mormon or something Mormon.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Or like, you know, good family backgrounds, and you come
both participants come from families that have you know, been together,
and you understand that and you've lived that and you
get that. If you've grown up in divorce, you have
no reason to get married that young because you don't
know what the fuck a real good marriage is.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Like, yeah, we've been married how long? Now?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
In December it will be eight eight?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
That's it. When you think about twenty six, that's twenty
two years more.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Well, we've been together fifteen.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah. But I could tell you this right now because
I know you're probably where are you going with this?
I'm not getting divorce now. It seems exhausting. No thanks,
the amount of emails and the lawyers and the who
sweatshirt is this? And who gets the couch and the
fa the remote controlled?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, no, it's not worth it. Packing. That's It's better
that we got married later in life when we knew
that there was no way getting out.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
On twenty two years from now, you'll be seventy what seventy?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah? Yeah, I'm going to be fifty five in November
seventy seven. Yeah, so what would be the no? No, yo?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
And I know, like, oh, you have more life to live. Fine,
we could live in separate rooms. I'm not getting divorced
after twenty six Ye.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
That's nowhere in it to win it. I just wish
that they I wanted to must be serious, you know,
people do grow apart if you started. I'm sure she's
a little younger than I am. She's probably fifty, right,
she's in on Jennifer Meyer's sort of group. As if
she's young, she's younger, right, Yeah, she is older. I
don't know she's friends with all that whole group.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
But she seems like she's older.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
She's always seemed older. Yeah, I think she's in that
age group. Fifty is how old is Gwyneth. She's in
that group.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Gwyneth Paltrow's probably fifty four.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Fifty two. She's younger than you a little bit.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
She ain't that much younger.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I don't know people. I think people don't talk about
their real age. Let's just say she's fifty two, okay, Rachel's.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Oh yeah, well that ain't that ain't too young, That
ain't too young.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Maybe that's not too old, that's not too Yeah. Maybe
I'm wrong. I'm just saying, say she got married when
she was twenty four, twenty five.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
We root for them, we root for the little kids.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Part on the kids, and I will stay.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I will always, there will always be a big place
in my heart because Rachel Zoe Real Housewives in New
Jersey and Real Housewives in New York were my into
reality TV, but particularly Rachel's. I remember going, what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, I got you into that, like what is this shit?
Because I couldn't believe that someone just was acting like that.
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
She just acted like the entire world like every Bonnie
in her little world. And even when she went outside
of her little world, the entire world is at her
beck and call. It was just wild to me, like
she was in it to win it, I know. But
now she's got, like I said, pots and pans, and.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
No she doesn't. I don't know why you keep saying
pots and pans.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Pots and pans are on the horizon. Maybe that's the
reason why she broke op with her husband. Pots and
pans are on the horizon for Rachel Zoh right.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
So everybody is wondering how your knee surgery went.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
My knee surgery went well. I am feeling good. I
am recovering. I like a stationary bike. I like doing
knee exercises. I like doing wall sits, I like doing slides.
I still have the stitches in which I guess evaporate.
They yes to answer to answer your question, because I know,
(13:52):
like you said, everybody wants to know I am recovering fine,
I am moving, I am grooving, tiny bit sore. It's
amazing what technology can do these days, and I'm doing good.
Do you want to share anything about your bedside manner
or how I've recovered?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Well, I think going to the hospital. I had to
get a very early with you, and that went well,
that pain medication. That's the thing. It's interesting to me.
I have never seen a grown man take so long
to come off of anesthesia like you. It's like I've
been to countless, countless colonoscopies with you, and that is
(14:33):
the process that I do not like sleep. No no, no,
no no, because when I go, I pop up and
I get in the cab. But what do you what
you're paying for?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
I enjoy that sty I don't understand why.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
It takes you so long to come out of it.
And you know what, the nurses don't either, because they're
looking at me like, ma'am, can you hurry this?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
No, I'm gonna get It's like it's like if you
stay at a hotel, and I've stayed at hotels where
you check in and then you have to leave.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
The money, the bags of crackers and cookies. Can you eat?
It's not like we're there. No, Mom, it's not like
you're there for the free crackers. I want apple juice.
How many apple juices can you drink?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
The bed they got the warm blank You know how
I noticed before the surgery, they're like, they give you
the extra pillows, they give you the warm blanket. Afterwards,
you know.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
What, they're like, get the fuck out.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
This isn't the holiday, inn I know, because.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
They got to get the other people in. And if
it's so to me, it's so not thoughtful of you.
And this time I really was getting angry. So my
bedside manner was not quite what you would have expected.
And do you know when we left, he said, thank
you so much, Kibi for helping me get Michael out
(15:53):
of here. The ball guy. He said that, yes, because
by the time you asked him what high school? He said,
you said, what high school did you go to? You
must have asked him what high school? No, no, no,
let me guess. You kept saying let me guess, over
and over again.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
So it's like when I woke up, Yeah, oh I was,
I was.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I don't even remember that I was tripping it was
it's a lot, baby, It's like you don't snap out
of it. And after like it's like you were at
a bar and it was like last call, like I
would love that man that feeling that. I can't stand it.
I don't know why you like it. I can't not.
I don't like to be out of control, but it's
verily annoying. And next time I think we have to
hire a day nurse or something. No, I don't want
(16:35):
to go anymore because it's embarrassing. I have to, like see,
he's normally not like talk that much. Yeah, well, last
time there was a lady from Germany and you had
a nurse from Germany.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Made me uncomfortable, yes, and you were like really afraid.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I didn't like her accent, afraid of her. I didn't
like being put down, and then you started doing a
German accent to her and it was so embarrassing. So
oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Any way, to answer the people's question, I feel good.
I'm recovering. I'm looking forward to it. But by the
time we do the next podcast, I will be doing
I will be on my Mary lou Rettin Simon Biles routine.
I'll be back to normal, hopefully, not gone wood.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, let's let's go easy on the knees, babe. You know,
I'm really glad your knees better. But I want to
say f the patriarchy, and I want, like a good
Mormon wife and that being sad.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
To bring up that what is the name of that show?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives? And you know what,
I thought, I discovered it, but today on the internet,
everybody watched this show this last weekend. It is did
blow up sleeper hit man. It is all over the place.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I hate to say it again. We are in a
mountaintop moment and we've talked about it on this podcast
of reality TV, from the shows you know, to the
shows you don't know, to the Netflix docuseries, to the
Love Undercovers again Dallas, Cowboy Cowgirl on Netflix, all of
(18:06):
that stuff, all the Bravo, all the ninety eighty is
the ninety eight at the TLC one thousand pounds sisters,
And I was like, there's no way, there's no way.
The Secret Life of Mormons on Hulu eight episodes. Who
were these fucking girls? I already have the Real Housewives
AsSalt Lakes.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
It doesn't matter. These girls apparently have some following. They
did a thing called mom Talk where they got on
TikTok doing dancing videos.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Young girls, youngers.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
They're in their twenties, some of them range from twenty
two to thirty. I believe twenty nine and their mothers
in Provo, Utah who a group of four and four
eight of them who do these TikTok videos. And they
got their claim to fame, I guess from some scandal
where one of them at a party did a swinging thing.
(18:55):
And by the way, on the show, they never actually
say what who the girl with the girl's name is Taylor.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I think that this whole thing might be manufactured. We
haven't deep dived yet, but I was like, they're like
the scandal. I'm like, I didn't hear about your scandal. Yeah,
we're demographic to hear about your scandal. But I guess
in their little world it was a scandal.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
In their little world, it was a scandal. It doesn't
come out on the show who this girl Taylor? But
swinging scandal? Like it's like, like, right, there's more than
one when you swing, there's more than one person. There
was a multiple swinging, right, So like if it's Taylor
did the swinging. She had to have a guy and
a girl.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
No, she said, she swinging with everybody, right, So she
was on and off the swings.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
And she takes the fall. She takes the fall for
the swinging. And then there's another girl named Whitney on
there that sort of has to leave the situation. So
the interesting thing about it is that you have the
four group of four girls that are the saints and
the other four girls that are the sort of the
sinners because they kind of sometimes drink. They'll have a
little swig here, a little sip of something there.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
But we were we also learned to find out. I
learned to find out that when they're not drinking alcohol,
they get wild by drinking soda.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yeah, because soda has caffeine in it.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
But they'll have soda parties, like how people do like coke.
Like it's like a sin for them to have.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah, they showed up at a baby naming uh ceremony
at someone's house and they had Coca cola and sprites
and mountain dewts.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
And like, yeah, that's like a like a wild night
out and now they have soda.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah, it's wild. It's it made me want to it
made me want to pour you know, that's my drink
of choice. You know, when I go somewhere, I like
to pour a tall glass of like chopped you know,
like crushed ice and poor diet coke over It's like
that's my drink. So I kind of related to that.
But the show is so good and here's why to me,
(20:46):
because these are people are so foreign to me. It's
like looking into the looking glass, like I don't understand.
First of all, I don't understand provo. I couldn't point
out provo Utah on a map. I don't know you
even know where this place is. The show is so
good that character and casting is amazing. They actually are
seem to be real friends, I think ish because they
(21:06):
kind of allude to the fact that they don't want
to break up this mom talk group. But they're not
really friends. They only get together to do these videos
to help each other's brands because when they get together,
they do these TikTok dances that people do, and then
they sort of go there a separate ways, and then
they all post the videos on each other's platforms.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
But they act and are talking about this like we
are sort of behind the times. And not knowing about
mom talk, their scandals and this whole little thing. And
I didn't Again, I didn't check them out on TikTok,
But I gotta tell you, at one point when I
was watching the show, I was saying, are we suckers?
Like is this just Central casting?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Shit? Totally?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Like are these real people? Or like is this all contrived? Now?
Because I was like this, how many of these fucking children,
these girls with the extensions and the lips and the
makeup and the big sweatshirts, Like when is it gonna end?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
I don't think it's ever going to end. But because
it's like it's like a car wreck, you know. Sometimes
I go past the car wreck and I really try
not to look because I don't want to be one
of those people. But this is you cannot stop looking because,
like I said, these are people I don't know in
real life. So like, to me, it's like a documentary
(22:19):
on giraffes, Like I don't know any giraffes, so I
want to know all about them. I want to know
about their swirl soda shop with two pumps of vanilla.
I want to go there. I want to go now
to Provo and I want to go to swirl in
order a like they. I find it fascinating that they
go to botox at twenty two years old or twenty
(22:40):
four to get laughing gas. This is wild to me.
This is this social experiment that this is beyond. I
don't know what this is. Is this a big hit?
This is a big hitch. Just have a big hit.
You got the girl Whitney, who's twenty something's twenty seven,
She's got two kids, she's pregnant with the third by
the end of the eighth episode. She's married a guy
(23:00):
who seemingly to me, I mean, with all due respect,
plays for the other team throughout eight episodes. He has
four different looks. It looks like they're on the friggin' lamb.
She said she moved to Hawaii for two months to
get away from the mom Talk scandal of swinging. Just
a vacation, right, who does that now? Now she wants
(23:21):
to do cattle ranching or or farming to get away
from these people. She's so strange to me. She's not
a true friend. She's apparently the leader. She's Her name
is Whitney. She looks like the other Whitney from Whitney
Whitney wild Rose. Yeah, she looks exactly like her from
soft all look the same. They all looking girl.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
These white girl Mormons, they all they really suggesting that
that there.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I'm not suggesting any any of that.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I'm suggesting they just have a similar look.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I'm not suggesting that there's any.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Sort of foul play at large, and that there's any
second cousins. I know that's something that's discussed a lot
in the Mormon community and they're accused of I have
respect for them. I love Whitney wild Rose, we love
the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. However, however, they
do all look.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
They look very similar in the nose shapes. Yeah, and
blue blue eyes. There's something there. There's something there. There's
one black girl on there, and I'm there's always one.
There's always one black girl. She's on there, and they
flash her family very quickly, they flash him very quickly.
They show a dad and a mom that's white. But
I'm wondering where they fall because I think Joseph Smith
(24:34):
at one point said that black people couldn't be in
the church, or they couldn't go so far in the
Mormon Church. So I feel like they should play into
her story a little bit more, but there's a cliffhanger
at the end and it leaves you hanging. So we
don't know in the episodes. We have to wait a
whole other season. Yeah, it's definitely coming back.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh it's did it get renewed?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I don't know. I haven't heard, but it's definitely coming
back because it left it that way. But that's a
ten to ten blowing horn blowing Joseph Smith, hornblow.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Joseph Smith's the guy, right, I think he's the guy.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah. Yeah, The Real The Secret House, Secret Lives of
Mormon Housewives.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
On No, The Secret House Lives. Sister Wives are more anyway,
It's on Hulu. It's very good, it's very fun. One
thing we haven't watched yet and I'm surprised we will
(25:32):
watch it. I think now's the time to watch it.
Real Housewives of New York Legacy Girls Trip, the one
that ended it all, Yeah, the one that literally shut
the door on the Great Ramona Singer. This is with
Sonya Morgan, the Countess Lunn, and a couple of others.
(25:54):
I'm surprised.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I'm shocked. I saw she posted who's watching and her
bikini Luamn posted it and I felt I had to
swipe past really fast because I felt so guilty. I
was like, how could we have gone this long ignoring
our legacy women. I'm like, what happened? Did we just
get overwhelmed by silly shows like The Secret Lives of Mormon?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Well, we're gonna watch the Legacy Show with with our
og New York girls. However, it came a little bit late.
There was some stain on it. I could care less
about the stain. We're getting into really really busy TV
schedule right now with all the political debates.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
That's all I'm going to say. With all the news.
Of course, well football season for me because I'm heavy
into the football.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
You want to talk about football, we had we had
week one of the football season. You were talking about
wide receiver and quarterback.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I watched the full Bears game. I mean I watched.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
You did watch a full Bears game?
Speaker 2 (26:55):
You you changed the channel right when they started to win.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
More and Biles got the some obiles husband, I know
he got the touchdown to win them the game. It
was a boring game.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Caleb Williams who paints his fingernails.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
That was the talk.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
The whole talk before they Hey listen, they were talking
about it. Uh, the old quarterbacks, Harry Bradshaw and all that.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah, they were freaked out by it. They were freaked
out by the appreciow They couldn't they couldn't understand that.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
And Caleb looked like he needs to wash that color off.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Yeah, that was the wrong color.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
By the way, you need to You need to go
back to the manicurists, go back to the pedicureus and
start again, because that was not the way to start
the see grade. But you've watched football your whole life.
We've watched football as a couple, and every time it's on,
You're like, I don't understand what's going on, And I'm
just like, do you want to be a part of this?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Fuck? I do? I really do, because I think it's
just it's just another way for us to sh be close. Yes,
if I'm into football, but.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
How can I what? What can we watch it? Is
there like football? For for why?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Because every time I watch it I forget the rules
for some reason. I try to explain it and it's
not that hard. I know you're not and they come
in one ear and I get it, and then the
next play, the rules are gone.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
The team with the balls offense, yeah, I get that,
and the team that doesn't have the balls defense.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I got it. I was leader. I know these things.
You want to push back aha, push on back on
huh yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Right, and you want to get a touchdown. And after
the touchdown, the field goal kicker kicks.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
What yeah a field goal? Boom boom? Hey, how do
you like me? Now? I know the rules basicly're like
fucking John Maddow. Yeah, I know. Look at me now,
you know I know what's going on. I pretend not
to be. You know. That's like complaining koy.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Right, Like so you want me to like, oh, I'm
explaining it to you. I'm fulfilling myself.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Are you annoyed?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
You said you heard a rumor that Taylor Swift and
Travis Kelsey were gonna win. You said this, and you
said this, you said this. I'm not gonna say where
you are.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
It's not over yet because it's not the twenty eighth
of some but you used to break up. Listen, I
didn't say. It's like the crazy conspiracy people are saying
that it was a PR stunt, that they were set up,
and I don't know for what reason. I think to
help his career.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
He didn't need help.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Listen, I don't know why they were set up. This
is what I read. And on the twenty eighth, they're
supposed to break up.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
September twenty eighth. You're gonna go out on a limb publicly.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Stop it. No, I'm not. I'm not going out on
a limb. I'm saying that's what I heard. And then
just after it looked like maybe it was gonna happen,
you see them coming out holding hands and they.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I mean, it's non fucking stop.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Listen. Honestly, you don't want to watch a whole other
season of them just turning to her in the stand witch.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I can't do every day. And I've always liked Travis Kels.
I have no problem with the Kansas City Chiefs. They're
not in my division. I like Patrick Mahomes when he
was a rookie and he sat out. I'd like Travis Kels.
I like their new guys. I'm not going to go
in the deep diving about football, but to see them
everywhere they go with their sunglasses and their outfits, and
(30:06):
they're at the US Open and they're dancing and they're
just I'm like.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
How can they sustain this? They can't.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
So you're saying September twenty eighth.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
No, I'm not saying. I'm saying that's what I read.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Well, you read that, and then I said, babe, look
game one. She came out in her her.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
G you didn't let me get to the part of
September twenty eighth.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
So what's gonna happen?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Because they were tweaked, there are pr things leaked supposedly,
but somebody said it could have been aied.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Right, So I'm gonna ask you right now, do you
think it was aied or do you.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Think I'm not going that far. You're not gonna I'm
not going that far. I'm gonna let it be right there.
I'm just gonna let the information be on the table.
I'm gonna take on the relationship.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
I think he seems to me like he's having a
fucking ball.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
No, when you really watch I watched it several times,
her dancing and drinking, and he was dancing, and.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
He not dancing reluctantly.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
He's a fun guy. It looks like he's a fun
guy on his own. But it looked like, you know,
when you you know those wind up toys when you
wind them up, Yes, and then you want you keep
winding them up and it dances the dance and bunky,
and then it starts to run out of battery. He
looks like when it's when it's running out, you know
what I mean. That's what it looks like to me.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I gotta be honest. From what I saw when they
were eating at someplace in Brooklyn and them coming out
of some pizza place in Brooklyn, it makes Brooklyn look
like it's like I have to go to this place.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
It makes it look like it's the greatest fucking.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Place in the world. Not that it's not. Brooklyn is nope,
but I mean them walking out with their sunglasses and
their outfits and holding hands. I'm like, I gotta go
to this fucking place in Brooklyn. I don't give a
shit about that place in Brooklyn, but everywhere they go
it just seems like a lot.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
It's a lot. I don't think they listen. I'm sure
they could be a great couple. I don't know. I
think they both smoke a lot of weed. That could
be true. I think they're partiers. I think they like
to have a good time. I think she's a fun girl.
I think that she's adorable. I do Taylor, she's great,
But I don't think that's her guy. I think she's
having a good time. I don't know. I just I
(32:00):
don't know much about him. You know more about him.
And to me, it looks like a mitch. It doesn't
look like a matchet. Just from looks, it looks like
America is having fun with it more than it can
sustain itself.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
It looks like they're having fun. I gotta I disagree
with you about the USO.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Fame is this whole thing. It's like, if they both
love this kind of attention, like she seems good at it,
she's shaking hands. It seems like if they both love it,
if they both successful, and it's not a j Lo
and Ben situation where one loves it more, then they're
gonna go with the distance. They're gonna be more.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Famous than Patrick Mahomes by far. And Patrick Mahomes is
the best quarterback in the NFL. Granted there are one
two punch, but Travis Kelce is a tight end, albeit
probably gonna go down as top two, top three, or
maybe the number one tight end in all of history.
Of the NFL, even more prolific than Gronkowski. Gronkowski, everybody
(32:54):
knows Gronkowski. I think he's like, I can't fucking believe
this is my life. Okay, I think he's having his life.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
He likes these outfits, like this life more than he
likes her, is what I'm saying. This is what I
get that. This is my gut intuition feeling standing up there.
It's going to be like the wound up monkey, like, oh,
this is fun for now, but for the long time.
Is this his girl? I don't see it. She can
have anyone. I don't know. I don't know there is.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
He's running out, man, she's been through the gamut, and
what's she gonna go to? Timothy Shamaley.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
I mean he's taking I think that. I don't know.
I listen, you.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Said the twentieth I was like, maybe it'll be over,
and then Game one boom she's wearing her jean dress
and her jean top, and everybody's like, oh, she's wearing denim,
Like I wear denim every day.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Nobody goes as ship.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah, I wear jeans every day. No one cares. There's
not written about it's not blocked.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
You've never had a publicist. We can make that happen.
We can get a publicist. We can call them and say,
you're sitting down. You're at the Starbucks again, like he's
sitting there. Take some pictures and we get features of
me and my jeans.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Like they're like, oh, what kind of jeans is Mike
rap wearing? The same jeens he.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
War last time, fifteen years, the same fucking jeans. She
comes out in a jeans start all the respect. You're
not Taylor Swift. Okay, listen. The thing is is that
the fame culture is so whack to me. It's like
crazy to me. The fact that football has become about
them is so bizarre.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Every time he catches the ball, every time he misses
the ball, every time they score. And he's with Patrick
Mahomes's mom, he's with Patrick Mahonmes's wife, he's with traveling.
It's just like you, there's no excuse now, why they
all they gotta do is cut to the booth and
she's there. She doesn't miss a fucking game. And I
get support your man, But why don't you just stay
at home and watch the game.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
You have to go.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
It's just the whole thing seems like a lot and exhausted,
but she's on that. She's on that.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Merry go round. She's been on that merry ground for like,
how long has she been famous? No, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Fifteen years straight, right, probably fifteen years straight. So I
guess this is all she knows. And again I had
my interaction with Taylor Swift. She knew who I was
at Madison Square Garden. She said she was a big fan.
I believe what she says. She seems sweet. Everybody says
she's sweet. But it's like enough, I just want to
watch my game in peace. I want to be able
to just just watch the game. And they were talking
(35:14):
about it, Mike Tarico, who does the game. He was
talking about the phenomenon. These guys are old school sports
broadcasters and they were saying how crazy it is. And
they were saying about the cutaways and they have no
choice and they have no saying it.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Why do they have to cut away? Why don't they
just leave her alone? Babe? It doesn't what does it
help the ratings? People are watching the game, do you
understand what it does?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
And the ratings for football don't need any help, but
her fans worldwide that watching the game what she's wearing,
it changed the ratings like astronomically, and this is already
a brand that's thriving. The NFL needs no help from time.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
I got to tell you, it makes me want to wear
red lipstick more. Is that what she wears? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Do you know what kind? No, I'm sure it wouldn't
be hard to find out. You can find out everything
else about her.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Yeah, anyway, listen, so don't hate the player. I'm not hating.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I'm just like, it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
It is a lot. It is a lot. It's it'll die,
it'll it's gotta end somehow, maybe the twenty eighth.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Babe, we'll see, we'll see. And that's why you got
to stay tuned to rap Aports Reality. You need to subscribe,
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Speaker 2 (36:44):
Or at rap Aports reality.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
I think we're done, babe.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yeah, Love your baby, Love you
Speaker 1 (37:00):
MP,
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