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May 8, 2024 35 mins

RAPAPORT'S REALITY EP 9 - MET GALA UPPER EAST SIDE TAKEOVER/RHONJ IS BACK & QUEENS vs GODDESSES/WHICH BEEFS GETS FIXED FIRST?/LISA RINNA IN THE WILD

Welcome to the ninth episode of Rapaort's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. Live From NYC! The Rapaport's are here to discuss: The Met Gala Takeover of The Upper East Side, those in attendance & best dressed awards, cheat snack attacks, spring cleaning goes awry & wanting an all uniform to wear, Real Housewives of New Jersey & Queens of NJ, which beef gets fixed first?, The Love Bubble, how the kids of RH view their parents, seeing Lisa Rinna & Harry Hamlin in the wild on Madison Avenue & a whole lotta mo'! This episode is not to be missed! 

 

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Hello, we are back. We're back, back in the New
York groove, back in the Bravo groove, back in the
Rapaport's Reality.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
All things reality television, all things Rapoports Reality, and a
little bit of pop culture, well.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
A little bit of pop culture, a lot of bit
of pop culture this week. My name is Michael Rappaport.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
My name is Keeby Rapaport, and.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Welcome to The Rapaport's Reality. I've lost count. We might
be at the double digits. This might be the tenth episode.
It might be the ninth episode of Rapaport's Reality. But
we're happy to be here. We are picking up steam.
If you've never listened to The Rappaport's Reality podcast, Welcome,
Welcome again. My name is Michael Rapport and Keeby Rappaport.

(00:56):
We're married. We're a married couple. We're America.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
This is for new listeners for now tuning in. Congratulations, congratulations, Yes,
I'm keepi Rappaport, my lovely husband Micro Rappaport here.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yes, I am lovely, and it is lovely to have
our own feed. We finally, well not finally. We were
maybe only nine or ten episodes in. Who can't have
our own feed. You could find us wherever you listen
to podcast Apple. All you got to do is search
Rappaport's reality. Obviously you searched, and you found it so

(01:31):
much to discuss, so much to talk about. We are
here in a beautiful, beautiful spring day in New York City,
blocks away from where last night the met Gala, Yes
took place.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yes, I walked past it on my walk the other
day of them setting up. And it's always a really
nice feeling to walk past it because you know spring
is here, and you know the town is going to
be bustling with all the celebrities and such there coming
into town.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
You take over the Upper east Side. I do take
over there.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I have one grudge that I like to hold on
to every years that you've never been invited.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Never been invited. And I gotta be honest, I'm starting
to get the feeling that I ain't never going to
be I feel like I could win a Pultrer Prize,
an Academy award, I could lead the Knicks to an
NBA championship. And for some reason, what's her name, Anna
Winter Winter, she got a bug up her ass for me.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, Well, I think you talked about her. You called
her like a bitch face or something at one point.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
No, I didn't say beat b worse Okay, you s face?
I mean her face, that face and that that with
the glass iconic. I'm not smiling half. There's a lot
to be happy about it. And you got every you got.
You take over the entire Upper East Side for two days.
And it's not just the met Gala, the Metropolitan Museum

(02:55):
of Art, the Mark Hotel I walked by yesterday.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, well that's where they all get ready, that's.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Where they pre game, that's where they come out, which
is nearby to us. And then so it's not just
the Mark Hotel, it's the street before the Mark Hotel.
It's the street after the old Madison Avenue.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
All messed up, full of traffic.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
You should be smiling instead of with that face and
those big glasses. You should be smiling. You pulled off
this coup of taking over Manhattan, and this every single year.
I kind of respect it.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I respect any woman that keeps on holds onto a
look for this long.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
But is she ever happy? Like? What's her whole deal?
Was that movie about her? We watched it?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, there's a documentary around her. She stays pretty consistently
like at that level.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
But isn't the Devil Wears product supposed to be loosely
based on her?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I believe, Yeah, you know, I I find it really
sad that you're never gonna be invited because I'd like
to go.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
You know, well, they don't do plus one like people
show up big stars, so like I came by myself.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
You know what you're trying to say is if you
got invited, I wouldn't be able to go with you.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Listen, I think at this point, because of our all
the fitt is. I think, at this.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Point how successful our podcast is, you may get invited
because of me, you know what?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
And a Winter.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
This is keeby Rappaboard here and I'm asking, and I'm
asking nicely.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Maybe maybe you invite the new couple of the reality
TV podcast world next year and you pull the bug
out of your ass. Let's cut the bullshit. You pull
the bug out of your ass. And a Winter Okay,
because I saw some people whatever, I didn't get it.
Do you know how you get invited?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
That's you know, because you have people that host it,
like Jlo was one of the hosts last night.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
There's a committee that you get asked, Zen Diet and
then Liam Hemsworth.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yes, he was one all the people that arrived first
they are on the committee chair chair there cha chair
people whatever that means.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Like Liam hems this is a great looking guy, but
he seems like he could care less about going.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, it came off that way, but he looked great
man him and his wife, Elsa Patakia.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
She an actress. I don't know, babe, I really I
don't know about that. This world so much.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
There's a lot of people that showed up that I
didn't know who the hell they were. And then I
turned it off because I was like, usually we get
into watching the dresser and you know Demi Moore came
in that fantastic heart shape.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
She was there.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
See you didn't You weren't paying attention. That's how much
we don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Well we do give a fuck, babe, Let's cut the bull.
Want more. If we were invited one time, I care more.
And it's because it's year after year after year of disappointing.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Mister New York. By the way, if you thought I
thought about it, what would you wear?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
You would be I would I would tell those little
Olsen Twins. If I got invited dream, I would tell
the little Olsen Twins to make me a custom made
row tuxedo. That would be it. And I'd be like,
I'm rocking the row. I wouldn't be wearing no purple,
no yellow flowers coming out of my ass and you know,
rainbow shooting out of my ears. And I mean people

(05:53):
got they got all kinds of they show up, but
they got like gardens and caterpillars and there's I mean
cardial B at ninety.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
The theme was the garden theme. It was a garden
something thing.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Every year it seems like it's a garden theme. No,
she heart how ahead of himself? Like there? What was
that Halloween theme? Like? I mean every year there's there's
themes and then you just do what you do.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah, I think the people get creative and they do
it well. It's it's a take on the theme, so
you could do whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Cardi B like had the March Simpson hair and nine
people had to get that dress in there. Oh when
was that she came in there? She apparently apparently Cardi
B won the met Gala Awards for Best Dressed or
Like show Stopping I'm impressed, and j Lo is frozen
in time.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I mean, man, I want what she's having.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Seriously, whatever she's on.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Body's on point, faces on point.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
I can't. I don't understand it. What is she doing.
She's sleeping like a time capsule. She's hopped up on something.
Kim Kardashian is wants no waste. I think she and
you know what the room.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
You know, back in the day, I think there was
a rumor that somebody had their ribs moved to make
their waists that small. I don't know how her. I
don't know if they like accentuated her hips to make
the waist look that small, but that just seems it
almost seems kind of unhealthy because we're putting it out
there that your waist could.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Be that small. No, your waist can't be that small,
and obviously they scentuated the hips. No. I think it's
sort of an illusion. A lot of this is bells
and whistles, smoking, mirrors, and it's like David Copperfield. Shit,
it's Dave David Copperfield. Like it's it's like magic tricks.
This is not just it is illusions, and like she's
probably you know, starved, herself and listen, Kim Kardashian lover

(07:38):
respect her, but you know she doesn't. She does not
take a break. She was at the tom Brady raised roast,
and then she's like on her jet. She gets here,
she's not eating, like if the tom Brady rose she
looked great. And then she she's on a plane. She
gets here, she doesn't eat, and then she goes to
the met gowns. She looks even thinner than she did
the night before.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I know, I don't know how they do that. I
feel like they like they do some trick at night,
like eat egg whites like models do, or something like that,
and then or drink a gallon of water and then
piss it out and eat egg whites. There's got to
be some kind of I don't.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Have the vanity for it. I don't either.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
I don't either, Like just just watching it makes me
want to eat.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
I'm just watching them. Were we were sitting there watching
it eating with let's cut the ship, babe, Let's cut
the ship. We didn't. We were watching the pregame eating
a bowl of pasta right now. It was homemade, it
was gluten free, and for a lot of people have
written in there was no meat in it. There was
there's brocol We were eating a bowl of pasta. Watching
these people who probably haven't eaten for five to seven

(08:39):
days walk into the Metcal and some of them are
looking like UFC fighters who have tried to cut weight,
like they're looking like they confused.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
They're looking like they don't wait to get upstairs to
eat the dinner.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
But we I just wanted to let the people know
because a lot of people have asked a lot of
people have written in concern understanding since the last podcasts, right,
we have not eaten any sugar and or specifically jelly beans.
And that's bullshit.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
What do you mean because the other night I busted
open two bags of jelly beans.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Those weren't je Those are those jelly?

Speaker 2 (09:14):
They were They were jelly, but they weren't her hairbo.
They were another brand Albanese. I think I like because
they're good.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
They were fruit. Yeah, it says on the package that
they No. I didn't think that was bullshit. I wasn't
trying to lie to the fans.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Wait a second, babe, Well then you don't know what
you were eating.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Did you feed me? What did you feed that was sugar?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
But I figured it was shorth you.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Who are you kidding?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
They were gummy bears, But listen, I figured it was.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
I thought I was eating like ship, babe, I'm gonna
tell you something, mell you something. If you're gonna feed
me that ship, let's just do the real thing. Because
I thought I was.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Here, here's the thing, here's the thing, and listen closely.
I wasn't feeding you them. I had them for myself
in the bed for me. And as you do often,
you stick out your big paw and you want me
to fill it with whatever I'm eating. That's your fault.
I told you no twice, I said, kept saying no, no, no,
you kept insisting, and I gave you some so you

(10:12):
ate sugar.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
I'm gonna say full transparency, and I'm being totally honest
right now. I thought those things were like gluten free,
sugar free, obviously sugar free. Obviously, if it's gluten free
sugar free, there's something else weird in it. But I
have to say, full transparency. I did not think of
that as a cheat. I swear I didn't. I didn't

(10:32):
think of it as a cheat.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
And the fah my gosh, you're like all of a sudden,
You're like, OJ's a housekeeper, Like no, maywerequdo? He's like,
what are you talking about? Like you do remember those
are that's candy?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
That was candy. There's no.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
I don't eat sugar free candy. That's not my jam.
And if I'm gonna like nah, nah, not.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Be, you dragged me down. No, you put out your hand.
You dragged me down.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Here's the thing, ladies and gentlemen, we're actually getting any
argument here because the truth is, Babe, you don't like sugar.
That's my thing. You try to hijack my thing.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
I like chocolate chip. My big thing is chocolate chip cookies.
And I'll say this and not mine. Since the last
Rappaports reality podcast, I have not eaten one chocolate chip cookie.
I have not cheated on my own now full transparency.
There have been other times where I'm out in the
streets all the time and there's I mean, New York City.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
I know you you fart and I smelled chocolate chip cookies.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
That's how much you eat them. I know what you do, okay,
but I haven't. I haven't eaten a chocolate chip cookie.
I haven't eaten any any cupcakes. I haven't eaten any brownies,
and I didn't need any candy or chocolate or anything
in a week. Now, the fact that you gave me
that poison the other night, I'm again, I'm gonna stand
by what I said.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
You're listening to Rapp reports.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Reality will be right back.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Let's move on to spring cleaning. And we're having troubles
spring cleaning. Yeah you really, you know, I realize something
about you, very tender. Whenever you get overwhelmed, you get
very angry.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Ladies and gentlemen. We don't like things. We don't like
clutter as a couple. I used to be a clutter person.
I've been broken Now I'm not a clutter person.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Clutter is my least favorite thing in life.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I know. So we did our annual spring cleaning, get
rid of things. We said, we're gonna clean, We're gonna
get rid, We're gonna donate. We made We got the
went to the store, the hardware store, the ginormous industrial
size thirty three gallon double black garbage bagfty, the hefty joints. Yeah,

(12:43):
we're gonna put everything we don't need in there, all
the trinkets, all the books we've read, but most importantly
all the clothes, get rid of it, donate it all,
get rid of it all goodwill. Uh, there's a good
will around a corner from us. We don't even need
to get in a car, getting a cab, getting an uber.
We could walk it around the corner. Uh. Four days

(13:05):
ago we started spring cleaning.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
I mean I did mine in a day like last week.
It was very simple. We don't have a big that
big of an apoppet.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
It's very easy.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
We don't have a lot of material. We don't have
a lot of things. Clothing is not you know, we
like don't. I didn't have that many bags you did.
We both like nice things were into our our style,
our specific things that we like. But really we're We're
pretty mild than most people.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
I want to come up with a uniform. I want
to be that person that wears a uniform. You know,
what's the what's.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Like Simon Cowell? Like a black T shirt and black jeans, Like.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Not what he wears, but like Simon Cowell, what's the
other woman? We really love? What's on any any labelwitz
any libul wits she talks about, she has an outfit,
she has.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
A she wears a pair of jeans and a sports
jacket and every day.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, and that's what she wears. I want to come
up with a uniform, and and that's what I wear
because I don't like First of all, I don't like colors.
Every now and then maybe a blue wall sprinkling.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
You held on to that one purple cashmere sweater for
quite some time.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
And that was a part of what sent me into
a spiral getting starting it. That started at the purple sweater.
First of all, I have on your own. By the way, babe,
I bought a purple sweater. I'm gonna tell the people
rap portrayality fans. Some of you guys don't know this,
some of you do. I'm colorblind. I bought that purple
sweater thinking it was navy blue. That's first and foremost.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Wait, you guys, this purple is like a true blue,
like La Lakers purple, Like it's purple.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
There's sUAS purple. What's it? What's it like Suphalopogus or
like one of those muppets is purple? I thought it
was navy blue. There was a navy blue, beautiful cashmere sweater.
I got it home to you. I bought this sweater
two years ago, beautiful cashmere. I got it at a
beautiful place and I brought it home and you were like,
like purple, huh, And I was like, purple. This has

(15:02):
happened time and time all the time. Yeah. And but
the person who sold it to me should have said
you have you do know that that's purple? Just say it,
mention it, because then I'll go, oh shit, it's purple.
I thought it was navy blue. I don't know if
it's a lightning. I don't know if it's not, because
that is so purple. I see it is so purple.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
I mean now I see it as so purple. But
the spring cleaning, it's I gotta say the quality of
that sweater. You know.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
You just said something earlier before we started recording that.
You said you asked me if I had any regrets
about this this spring cleaning. And I do not have regrets.
Once I get rid of some once I use something
to its fullest or not, I am okay with letting
it go. You actually suggested that you were going to
return because there's something in there.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
I want to go back to the Goodwill and buy
the thing that I donated. There's a pair of sneakers.
I don't want to buy back.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
No, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
I don't know if they can. Is that weird? To
go on?

Speaker 2 (15:58):
It's really weird? And I don't know one because you
got rid of the six by the way, out of
your forty six you.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Got read of six pair that are horrendous to me.
But do you think it's weird if I go back
to the Goodwill and say, hey, guys, you know the
pair that I donated. Can I either get them back
and or buy them back? Is that weird? That's terrible?

Speaker 2 (16:17):
And by the way, they have that huge bin and
we're not even sure that all the things there go
to that store because that location is very small. It
seems set up very nice, but you'd be hard pressed
to find those tennis shoes ever again.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
But there's a display cabinet. And then I was thinking,
are my stuff good enough to make it to the display,
because if they made it to the display, then I'd
buy them back, and I get them a cheaper way.
I mean, gotta be cheaper. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
But babe, listen, that's so so unlike you and so
strange that you even thought about it.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
That's why I brought it? Is it tacky like what
they'd be like, Yo, you donated this stuff. No, it's
not tacky, and now you want you want it. It'd
be really awful.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
If you gave it to a friend and they were
wearing it at lunch and we were like, hey, I'd
like those back. That would be horrible. That would be weird.
But this is the good will, so oh gosh, it's
no longer good will when you when you want to
take something back that you donated.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
But bakarma, No, I don't know actually, so I'm gonna say, hey, guys,
if you can't find them, I'll buy them back, like
I don't want them back for free, Like I will
buy them.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
If they can't sell them.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
And then it would be fucked up to negotiate them
down because if they sell the sneakers for like seventy
five bus and I'm like, guys, you know, can I
get them for fifty.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
They're gonna they're gonna be like more in line, like
twenty fifteen dollars. Even though these are like I don't
know which ones you're talking about, but usually your tennis
shoes are like these custom things that are redone and
you have things done to them, and so they're gonna
sell them for a very disappointing price that you think,
so you probably could talk them down. But you know what, baby,
I don't. I don't suggest it. You still, in my opinion,

(17:44):
could get rid of about ten more pairs of tennis shoes.
And by the way, it's close. You can walk by
daily and check and see if they're in the window.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
If they're in the display cabinet. I'm considering buying them.
I'm not gonna make them dig in the bin and
maybe they'll forget that I'm the person that donated. So
I go, oh, hey, oh those are cool. Wait, can
I ask you they look like a twelve? Because I'm
a they look like those look like a size twelve.
But can I ask you what did you dream about
them last night? I just had you know, I had
spring cleaning remorse. I just had some spring clean There

(18:15):
was also a hoodie that I had a little spring
cleaning remorse. A hoodie. Yeah, it's funny.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
You kept a good hoodie because you're gonna bring it
to Connecticut. Here's the thing, babe, I want to talk
about quickly and then we should move on because I
don't know if this is interesting, But you get like
a little boy angry while trying to clean, and you
cuss and you swear, and you're like, this is gluttonous.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Nobody should have this much stuff. That's why my uniform.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Now you're talking about going back to buy back the
shit that you got rid of, but you took me
through a whole thing yesterday. I mean, this is dramatic.
In our house, like I just wanted to.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
We do this all the time.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
We do it once in spring and then we do
it at the end of the summer, usually in the winter.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
And I take off all my clothes and then you
and then.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
You're like half naked doing it, and you're sweating, you're
stomping your feet, you're throwing things across the room. It's
very dramatic, and I feel like you should talk to
someone about it, because I don't know if it's about
letting go, it's about angry that you actually bought the things,
yes and you spend money on things that you forgot about.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
The fuck are these jeans doing in here? They like
I have two pairs of blue jeans. They both of
them don't fit. One of them is too big. One
of them is too small, neither one of them fit,
Like why are they here? Like am I a bad shopper?
Like why are they even in that house?

Speaker 2 (19:29):
You grow out of things, you grow into things, You
use things. But there's certain things like the purple sweater,
said purple sweater that has been with us for about
twelve years.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
That's why I'm trying to come up with a timeless uniform.
And it's not gonna be like fucking Simon Cowell with
the black sweat, the black T shirt that's too small.
I need to I need to come up with a
timeless uniform that can also translate winter, summer, winter, summer,
timeless sea.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
You need, you need, like the Rappaport geranimal situation, it's like,
you know, and things would be and begos with CE
and C and B never go together. You need, you
need instructions on how to dress.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
You're listening to Rappaport's reality. We'll be right back well,
speaking of dressing, The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back. Wow,
it is back. Episode one. I think it's season I

(20:29):
don't know what episode one came in. And every time
a season starts with the last episode being first, like
some Kirasawa, Alfred Hitchcock. You know, like there's like glasses
being thrown, faces, you know, full of makeup, crying, stunned. Uh,

(20:50):
you know talking to producers off camera. That's you know
it's going to be a good season. And that's how
Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode one started. And I
have a question for you. Yes at this point, because
Dolores beloved Dolores is so she's just everybody loves Dolores.

(21:13):
There's a split now. Obviously, Teresa Judice, the Great Teresa
Judaice is the OG of New Jersey. But would you,
Babe Kibi, do you consider Teresa Judas to still be
the hands down Queen of New Jersey or is it Dolores.

(21:33):
I consider Dolores to be the Goddess of New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
So there could be a queen and a goddess. Listen,
I Teresa is it for New Jersey? She is, She's
a OG. That's it, hands down. Yeah, you can't even
you can't question that. But I gotta say, at this point,
Dolores is the glue that I think keeps the show

(22:00):
from getting put on pause. Because here's my problem with
the current situation. We have in New Jersey. I'm finding
it out the gate episode one of this new season
really hard to believe that I'm gonna watch a show
where these people actually don't talk, and where Melissa in

(22:20):
her package like when in her interview says, I don't
want to.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Talk about Teresa at all.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
I'm not gonna talk about her at all. And I'm thinking, well, damn.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
This is Teresa's show.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
How are we gonna have you on the show and
not talk about the queen of the show that she is.
She's the show. Well, like it or not, this is
what it is. I'm and I love, I love the Gorgas,
everybody matters for this show. But I'm sitting here thinking, like,
what's happening here?

Speaker 1 (22:49):
We have such a.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Divide that she's gonna actually say she's not gonna talk.
This is brand new territory.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
You can't have one cast mate claim on camera they're
not gonna talk about another cast mate, especially when the
two you might as well say one, two and three,
whatever order. It is. Teresa's the queen, She's the OG.
I shouldn't have even asked. Now, mistay, bitches, she went
to prison. She's made it out. She's the queen, but

(23:16):
Melissa Gorga is number two, and Dolores is obviously most likable.
And you're right, Dolores is the glue of the show totally.
That being said, even though they're saying they're not talking
about this one, they're not talking about that one. I
refuse to speak about her. You know. I saw Dolores

(23:37):
the Great Dolores Cantina Katana on watching What Happens Live.
She said, it is more peaceful now that they're not speaking.
That now that they don't talk, it is imperative at
some point that they mix and mingle, because the weird
thing is, unlike vander Pump rules, she Arianna and Tom

(23:57):
Sandel they're not speaking, but at least they're speaking. They're
still in the yo. We're not Which beef do you
think could be fixed first? Oh, that's interesting question. The
Great Tom Sandvill, the Great Ariana Maddox or Melissa Gorga,
Joe Gorga and Teresa Judas well.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
You know, I think the couple, like Arianna and Tom,
they were together a very long time and they were close,
they lived together. I think there's a potential for one
day after healing, they can be friends.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I have to agree. I think that we would sooner
see Tom and Ariana, let's say, coexisting as you know friends.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
They're not going to ever be best friends, but I
could see her. She's a very wise, very spiritual girl.
I think she can find forgiveness. I don't know that
the trailers for the finale, when they both are crying,
I see some healing. Maybe that's just wish we'll thinking,
because I don't like to see that between them. I
love both of them, but I I got to tell
you the fact that Melissa goes on television says I

(25:03):
don't want to talk about her. She's on the same show.
It's her sister in law. I really don't think that
that family, those two families will ever speak again.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
I agree, I don't think. I think you'll sooner see
Sandoval and Ariana before you see Joe and Teresa. And
I think it's insane. I've said it once, I've said
it a million times. They are not a divorced couple.
They seriously act like they are their brother and sister. Yeah,
you only see this from like, you know, like divorce couples.
What's that movie? Uh? With action? No, not fatal, it

(25:37):
could be fatal. Attraction, war of the roses of the roses. Yeah,
this is this is insane that the rest there.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Missus Smith or whatever. It looks like that they're like
fighting like that.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Like to death, and now they're like, we're not going
to fight to death, We're just not going to speak.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah, I would say something, but it's really gross. It's
like when couples that break up and there it's like
I've said it to you before, when you're when you're
broken up with someone and you're done, you're done with them.
But when people fuck each other and they've been in
a physical relationship and they still have feelings, it's like
dry fucking that kind of fighting.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
It's ridiculous. They're brother and sis.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yes, it seems very odd.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
It's very odd.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
But I think that also Melissa not getting along with
her has something to do with guiding her husband. I
know this. I could get in trouble for saying this,
but I do think that if Melissa got along with
her better, she could kind of coach Joe and vice versa.
Louis didn't doesn't seem like he's bringing you know, he's
trying to bring it all together. But there's a lot
of dysfunctional happening here where other people are kind of

(26:34):
playing a part, like just the two of them not
getting along. You have then you have Gia being mad
at her uncle because her dad. You know, there's a
lot of other noise around. So it's really they didn't
have a chance.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
It's really fucking dysfunctional. Yeah, it's really sad.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
And by the way, saying all that, though, babe, I
I last time I was looking at it and I
was like, this is like, I don't know if I
want to hang in there.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Oh I I totally disagree. I thought that app so
was great. I thought Jen Fessler's fifty fifth birthday, her
blow was great, her surprise party was great. And I
thought the looming Paulie Paulie who's Dolores's boyfriend, the beef
with fuda a fouda fuda fuda, that was a great scene.
I saw some people on the internet going, it's the

(27:19):
Real Housewives. Why are the guys. I'm like, you need
at this point, you need the guy.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
And now we need them because not everybody gets along.
Because I'm like, you might as well split the show
in two, like have two separate shows. I can't this
is not fun for me where they don't know it's
really it's.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Like I said last last week or the week before.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
It's like when fighting gets to a point where you're like, whoa,
this is like uncomfortable. It's like watching people wrestle naked,
like you know, and it's not on television.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
It's not meant to be.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Like there's something overexposed here that doesn't feel healthy, and
then I feel kind of gross watching it. That's where
I'm at right now.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Wow, Well, you could say what you want about the beefs.
The one thing that hasn't popped is the love bubble
between Teresa and Louis That love bubble is solid. It's solid.
That bubble is solid. Yeah, there's nothing breaking that love bubble.
And uh, you know, kudos to them. I get it. Yeah,
they made one year.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Anniversary beautiful, beautiful for them, beautiful.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
And their families coexisting. They washed the dish.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
That scene, but they were all cleaning up after dinner.
And there's the kids are lovely. I said to every
single reality television show, all the kids are wonderful. These
are wonderful people. And and this is the thing, I
don't know how.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
There is not one reality TV show we could dig
in there there's a couple.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
But in the general OHC had some kids that had problems.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
But for the most part, these kids are well behaved.
They love their parents, love, they get along. They look
at their parents almost like zoo animals, like you're nuts,
but I love you. Respect. They give them respect straight up.
All the parents you know on all the shows Jersey, Atlanta, OC,
Beverly Hills. Speaking of which, I didn't tell you this.

(28:59):
I forgot to tell you this. What I forgot to
tell you this? What before we started recording the podcast today.
I can't believe I didn't tell you this. Take a
fucking wild guest who I saw walking down Madison Avenue
before I came home to record this podcast.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Take a fucking I wouldn't be acting like this if
a Derinda you've seen her before in Madison who.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
I was finishing my meeting and I saw Harry fucking
Hamlin and Lisa Renna walking down Madison because they were
there together. Lisa Renna had on a baseball hat, she
had on her sunglasses. She was Lisa Rena. Uh, you
know I've met her before. She's They're both smaller than

(29:47):
I than you would think, wow, I don't you know,
she didn't have any heels on and all that stuff.
But Madison Avenue, beautiful day in New York, Lisa Renna,
Harry Hamlin. I said, did you go to the Metcals?
She goes, no, my daughters did bupa. I said, you
must have been so proud. Bah bah bah. I saw
Lisa Renna and fucking Harry Hamley who wouldn't shake my hand.
He only was fishful.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Okay, maybe he's a germ guy.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
And I'm like, I got that. I got the hand
out Harry, like I'm I'm not like some fucking guy
you could. I get it. But I'm like, you know,
I switched because it's always awkward, like I do it
to people too.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
But it's like I was gonna say, you do it
all the time, the fist.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
But Harry, like we both get insurance from sad Like
I'm not like, I'm not the guy at the fucking
gas station like you could. That's funny. Yeah. So yeah,
I had my hand out to shake Harry's hand and
he gave you the fist. Yeah, and then I had
to switch, and I was like, oh, and it was
it was a little bit more awkward than yeah he
wasn't budging, by the way, yeah, if he wasn't budging
from the handshake to the fist. But it was a

(30:45):
brief encounter because I was in the middle of a movie.
I was very excited, and of course I was like, shit, shit,
you weren't there, and you know, there was people around.
So it was but I had to I had to
move on it. But I saw I saw fucking in
the wild, in the wild of New York City. I
would toll it because her daughters were at the metical.
I can't believe that two of her daughters or six again,

(31:08):
two of her daughters successful models and boom they're at
the mentor them good for her. So I saw them.
Nice family, very nice family. I have very nice daughters,
and I root for them. Another thing that just came
in and I have to make I'm making another shift
where I'm taking us off in New Jersey because another
thing came in this morning and I wanted to get

(31:29):
your PG. Thirteen opinion Bethany Frankel, who at one point
I had as the Michael Jordan of housewives. I still
have to say, Bethany Frankel, if you really, if you
look at the greatest housewife of all time. I have
to say Bethany Frankel is the greatest housewife of all time,

(31:49):
despite the fact that outside of being a housewife, I
am not a fan of her bullshit on social media,
I'm not a fan of her. I was very disappointed
when she had rape Rachel ak Roquel on her podcast,
complaining about all things of Bravo TV, but yet having

(32:10):
somebody from Bravo TV on there. I felt like she
took advantage of Rachel ak Roquel. That being said, Bethany Frankel,
I still have her. You can't. She's the og, She's
the Michael Jordan of houses. I'm not gonna get into
a debate.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Okay, I'm gonna be like Melissa Gorga and say I'm
not gonna talk about Bethy's Bethany Frankel. I just I
don't I don't care. And I used to be the
I felt like I was a number one fan. I
was a sick of fan, like I was into that bitch,
like I watched everything, I rooted for her.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
And then let's just say getting to know the housewife.
Sometimes it's better to just watch.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
You don't want to get to know them and sometimes
sometimes sometimes sometimes because a lot of them are really nice.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
But she's just whacked me.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
And also, and you said PG, So I'm just gonna
shut the fuck up because I won't be able to
do it nicely.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Okay, But it was announced this morning that her and
her long time fiance six years I know, I don't
know his last name, paulman Uh, Paul, who's got He
looks like he's he just looks like he's got watching
paint dry. Paul looks like no disrespect. They have ended

(33:21):
their engagement. They're no longer together. Takes thoughts, feelings, surprise,
not surprised what happened? They were engaged six years? No,
I'm not surprised. Don't know, don't care, don't care or
don't know or don't not saying all of the above.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
I really don't care and usually have an opinion about everything.
But when I saw it, I was like, I knew it.
Surprise it took this long, like.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Six years engaged?

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yeah, because what if you're six years and great, you're
not getting married?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Fucking triggered Paul. Yeah, I don't think he wanted to.
Would you want to?

Speaker 2 (33:55):
I mean you it's a Bethany Frankel show. I think
if you're gonna be involved with her, it's got to
be everything about what she wants.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
I watched to go to therapy. I saw when she
was married to the show like she's not easy.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
That's not an easy person to deal with, as we
see now because she turned on Andy, she turned on
the whole thing that made her like I could go off,
but I'm not. Let's like, like, I don't even want
to talk about it, so silly. Well, I wish them well, listen,
I don't ever, ever, ever want to see people break up.
Because she does have a daughter, and the daughter got close.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
She got got close to Paul.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Yeah, they were making videos together. At one point. I
saw like, I'm sure that's a man that's in her
life and with her mom, and that's always tough. I
had a single mom and I boyfriends came in and out,
and I you know, it's just it's not great. So
I don't want to see anybody break. I wish they
would have taken at the distance because I want I
wish love for everyone, yes, but saying that I don't

(34:46):
give a fuck.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Okay, okay, let's read between the lines of that anyway.
Tell a friend to tell a friend about Rappaport's reality.
All things uh as you can tell. Like I've said once,
said it a million times. Think a podcast is gonna
be one thing turn into another thing. I think you're
just gonna be talking about vander Porp rules, you're thinking
of just gonna be talking about a Tom Sandible cry count.

(35:08):
Next thing, you know, you're talking about spring cleaning. Tell
a friend to tell a friend about Rappaport's reality. I'm
keeby Rappaport, Michael Rapport, and we're done. Thanks for listening.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
I love you, babe, Love you, babe.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
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