Welcome to the tenth episode of Rapaort's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. Live From NYC! The Rapaport's are here to discuss: The Reality of The Rapaport's, going with Michael to a speaking engagement, a magic wand to change Top 3 things about Michael, chicken in The Green Room, a Mother's Day Brunch, The VanderPump Rules Finale GOAT TV, Tom Sandoval cry counts, if Lala is jealous, Brock & a hard place, getting interviews for the show, Gorga vs Giudiece Beef Is So Real & being named in it, upcoming radio tour & a whole lotta mo'! This episode is not to be missed!
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Rapports Reality.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello, it's me Keepy rap Report Michael Rapaport.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Rap Reports Reality is back. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to another episode.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Brand new episode. We're cooking with Gas now cooking with
Cass Rapports Reality.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Uh, the All Rapaports reality podcast where we talk.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
All things popular culture, all things reality TV, and a
little bit about us, The reality of the Wrap Reports.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
The Reality of the Rapports.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
My last couple of episodes, we seem to kind of
focus on that a little bit, because, Uh, you're a lot.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I am a lot, and I love you. I know
I'm a lot, bab, I know you are a lot,
but I'm the first to admit.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, we've been spending a lot of time together. We've
been together a lot more so when we're you know,
you're not You're not as traveling as much. And we've
spent I think we spent the last week alone together.
And then I went to a work event with you.
I'll just jump right in because why not here we are?
You know, I went. You had an event that you
had to make an appearance at and I spoke at
(01:18):
you spoke, Yeah, you spoke a speaking engagement. Yes, And
I gotta tell you. You know you're getting older and wiser. Yeah,
but there's I said to you the other day. I
was like, I need you to change some things.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
What if you were like a magic wand the full transparency,
if you had a magic wand and you.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Can change don't say just one thing.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
One thing, I mean like literally like it'll never happen again,
or like this, yeah, one thing.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh no, it's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It's gonna be a never happened again thing because it's
you and I have a sneaky suspicion of what the
idea is. But if you had a magic wand when
you could go my husband will never do this again.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Well there should be you know what, like wait a second,
I can't just do one that I.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Get one the magic wand it's a magic wand.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Okay, if it's a magic wand, okay, listen, I'm you know,
I don't want to say it because there's still there's
several You should give me top three things.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Okay, top three things.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
The first thing would be the snorting when you snort,
like blow your nose.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
That's a sound that I rarely do want air and
please don't ever because the world. But I'm just gonna
do it one more time and the only time you'll
hear it on the show.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Okay, that was mild. Actually you're pretty clear today. I'm
sure on the microphone it came out really really loud.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I'm sure the people with the stereos and they have
their earphones, and I'm sure people like, what the fuck
am I listening to again?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Like here we are, Okay, so you listen. Considering the
allergies that were the alan and pollen that we're having
here in New York, that was not bad.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Okay. So number one would be the snorting. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Number two would be the spitting, like when we're walking
on the street and you you know, hawk one up
and then spit it like sometimes it's been known to
blow back in my face that city has it had
one percent it has blown back and hit me in
the face. And it's just like not chivalrous, Like I
don't know who taught you by the way, I walk
(03:31):
the streets and I look for people spitting, like men,
workmen or you know, guys on the street or women.
You know, nobody spits anymore. It's like a nineteen seventies thing,
and you don't have cut or chew or whatever in
your mouth, like go like tobacco, like that is one
thing I just and sometimes you don't do it. It's weird,
(03:51):
but but you would do it a lot less, a
lot less. It's just soaking me out of a couple,
but I have it. That's the point. Are the way
you wouldn't be doing this magic?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Okay, okay, okay, because the fucking magic one's gonna disappear.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Spitting in store.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
That's fair.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
That's those are enough right now.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Those are fair.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
We have a whole year podcasting ahead of us too,
uh for the people listening to discover. But those two
are big, and they like they go up my spine.
Like sometimes we're in bed and you know that, like
you're just about to fall asleep. Guys like that really
sweet spot, you know, and if you don't catch it,
you lose it, and then you're not gonna be able
to fall asleep. This guy will just do a massive
(04:32):
snort and it literally scares the shit out of me,
Like I literally jump. And even though we're going on
like fourteen years together this time around, it's still a
surprise to me. And I don't know why I don't
hear it coming I get you know what I mean,
like it's I wish it could stop.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I would take it all right. But let me go back
to saying about the Speaking of Engagement that you had
this weekend. Was that a nice, beautiful event, really well
done fancy. It was like had a theme and sparkly
and it was really nice. And we got invited to
be guests to actually sit down at a table beforehand,
and I could see let me back up, so they
(05:10):
had us waiting and I don't know what in a
green room, and as soon as we walked into the
green room, they had this massive catering size pan of
chicken that was like still steaming. It just came out
of the oven and season. And you say, as we
literally just walk into the room, you say, oh, they
got me chicken. And I was like, wait a minute,
(05:31):
do you have some kind of writer that says a
plate it was like chicken was.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It was a pan, an industrial sized pan, like a
catering size pan. It must have been twenty pieces of
un twenty seasons.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I mean the event had like four people people at it,
so it's like but.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
It was one of many industrial sized pans of chicken and.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
You just without blinking babies.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Maybe it listened to the box like, oh, they're they're
trying to eat healthy because I didn't ask for By.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
The way, it wasn't full. You know when caterers are
doing their thing and before it's like two step process,
like they're gonna plate it. Maybe this had sauce that
it needed or something. Yeah, damn straded needed. It was
so unseated.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
It was in salt or pepper on. It was just cooked.
This was steaming.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Steamers on the seasoned. It did not look very edible.
I mean I didn't see I'm a vegetarian, so I
noticed people at the table had chicken and it looked
different than the one the chicken in the pan.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
But I will say this, it was the kind of
chicken like if you're on like a diet, or like
you're you're you're about to do a bodybuilding contest, or
like run the Olympics, like the.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Macros, like protein game.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Plain chicken. It was as plain as can be. But
it was cooked and before TB could sit down.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I didn't. We just walked in the plane. You literally walked,
I mean you walked away. Were trying to get the
lights on for you. They were having problems, but as
the ladies going, I don't know where the light switches.
I turn around and you're like pulling a naked bone
out of mouth.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I hate the whole ship.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I mean, you just put the whole thing in your
mouth and pulled it out raw. It was like gone,
the meat was gone. He had the bone, then proceeded
to take a napkin and wrap the bone. But I said, you, babe,
I think there's a mistake. I don't think that's for you.
And you go, no, what do you mean? What do
you mean?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Because I don't have riders. By the way, when I
when I go do comedy, uh, when I'm on a set,
when I show up somewhere, because they always say a
rider is like when you hear about like Ozzy Osbourne
and the Rolling Stones will be like, we want skittles,
just red skittles, or like a pop singer will say
I want diet coke.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
J Low says only evy on in the room or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
You you know, strawberry scented candles from France. Oh my gosh,
you in a white day. You know, not that I
would ever ask for that, but I'll be like just
bottles of water.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
You're just a basic guy. So when you walked in
and saw a panted chicken, I was excited that you
were winning. I was like, this is the holy shit No,
and I.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Sat also assumed they probably like yo, he said, he's
trying to eat good.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
There fans of our podcast. Well, okay, babe. So that
was concerning, And sure enough, ten minutes later, the lady
came rushing and frantically saying, oh, here's the other pan.
They got the wrong instruction.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
And then she goes Lisa, I found the other pan
and chicken, Like.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I wanted to be, like, with one last piece, ma'am.
Somebody in the room dictater is somehow, some way misplaced.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
And again this isn't even like a home sized pan
or a Thanksgiving I'm talking about an industrial sized pan.
Yeah of chicken. Nonetheless, we had a great event the
next day. I want to talk about the Mother's Day
Day brunch that we got invited to our friend Julie.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Julia mom's country club. And she kept saying the food,
the food. Oh, because wait, Julia Alen got married at
this country club and we couldn't make their wedding because
we were in La and we had just bought that
house and we were moving in that same day as
their wedding. Like, we got the keys this day, June fourth,
the day of their wedding. So we so they've been knowing.
They sold our house and this someone we were leaving.
(08:59):
Lah we moved moved into Orange that day. Oh ship, Okay,
just got the key, so we couldn't make it horrible.
She's my closest one of my closest friends.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
And care for what you say.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Tammy's listening. She's my friend because.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
To go deep diving, I told you, but.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
That was just a scenario. But you can't give names.
I'm sorry, but you could give names. Best friend, close friend.
Tammy is my best friend, Julie is my best friend.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Friends and mom and Donielleelle.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Donielle is like a sister. Like it doesn't matter, but this, Yeah,
I should not watch yourself, so I shouldn't make scenario.
The thing is is I made a scenario like like
I said, this person wouldn't do that, but this person was,
and it was. I didn't mean it, it just came
out that way.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Anyway, do you want to explain more? No?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
No, hell no, I'm leaving her out of it, like
I don't want to make her upset. It doesn't matter,
let's forget about it.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
She truly didn't mean. You had a little thing because
you're you're new to the podcast game and you got
to give a lot. But then you also got to
keep your car.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I know. But Julie doesn't mind when I say Julie,
Julie do, and Tammy obviously doesn't care. That's my my heart. Okay,
So anyway, my point is is that back up, they've
been talking about the food.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
And I said to them, Okay, it's at a country club,
and while we're driving us, you're talking about the food.
I said, the one thing that I'm curious about is
when we get there, is it food so good and
so alluring that there's gonna be like lines, because you
know when you get to these They said, there's so
much food.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
There is no line.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
There's stations of macarian because I didn't even get to
the macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
There's so much. There's so much food, every category of food, bunch, brunch,
and they have waffle station and I was obsessing about
waffles and I didn't even have a waffle. I had
a pancake which is delicious.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Pancake station, pancakes, salad station, fishes.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
There was meats everything. It was incredible of pastries, like
a room, an entire room full of desserts. It was incredible.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
There was a fucking ice cream this is the morning. Yes, crazy,
there were you didn't see. I didn't walk baby. I
walked by a macaroni and cheese station. There was like
assorted different kinds of macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I guess my mother says, a big deal at this place.
I think they have food is a big deal because
the next biggot thing, I think they're a barbecue thing
with the.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
It's July and they were like they got everything barbecued, lobster, shrimp,
oh my burgers.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
We should join that country club. I mean, we don't
play tennis or golf, but I would join just for
the events.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But I got there and I said, should we even
bother to sit down at the table sometimes me Michael
Upper And now I know you're gonna be a normal person.
I suggested to our friend Julie, can we skip the
pleasantries going to.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
The table, you know, to talk to our mom who
invited us to anybody?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I walked in there and I saw this food. I said,
can I skip?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Say hello? Can I just can I show up with
the plate at the table. Even by the way, they
were waiting for us to get there. We were running
a little late because of traffic, but they were all
sitting there patiently waiting. They hadn't even really gotten up
except for the little one got up and he was eating.
But nobody was eating, and so we It would have
been rude if you would have walked over.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
To the I wanted to, and they said, don't do that.
But I will say, as soon as we got there,
everybody said let's go eat.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
No, but they said, first of all, we advised taking
a tour first. Now so much, that's how much food
there was. It was like they said, walk around and study,
do you tour?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
We should have took a doggie bag because we could
have still been eating.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
There was so much food. Three days later, we could
have still been eating off that ship. I know I.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Don't want to tell you something because we don't need
to go into what we had, but I will say this,
I ate myself into a coman. Now you guys probably like, well,
what about the jelly beans? Everybody's been asking, we haven't
eaten the jelly beans. What we did at this Mother's
Day buffet brunch is superseded and so much more damaging
(13:02):
than just jelly beans. We would have been lucky to
just walk away with Yeah, who has.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
A bagel with cream cheese and locks? And when they
say locks, when I I mean put me in front
of locks, draw me. No.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
But I'm gonna tell you something, babe. There was a
there was I saw mountains and before I got to
the table, I'm eating the lot.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I mean myself because locks, to me is like a delicacy.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
And if you put shrimp cocktail or locks in front
of me, I know it's game over. I'm gonna I'm
not because you know, normally you order shrimp cocktail's like
nineteen dollars, You get your six shrimp cotta and they're
really good.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Right.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
If you go to one of these buffets or one
of these things and there's shrimp cocktails, yo, I'm a
handful of that ship.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, you're double fifting.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
You are listening to rap a ports reality. We will
be ranked back. We did the first round and then collectively,
you me, Julie Allen, the rest of the people there
(14:11):
said okay, do you want to go back?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
And we all said, I feel like you were getting
up more than one.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Now I want to I want to confess something because
we collectively as adults, made an executive adult decision. We're
going to go back and we are going to go
into the pastry room. And I said, Babe, there's an
apple pie and there's.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
A oh you sculpted it out early. Yeah, because I
set you back to get me a pancake.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Now, I want to be full transparency. When I went
and got you that pancake, I ate while I was
waiting for your pancake to be made freshly, I ate
a whole piece of cake. And then when I came
back to you, I said, hey, there's a pastry room.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
We should go try it.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Now.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
That's really disgusting. That's disgusting. And then you sat down
and you tore up that apple pie. Babe, I was
a large slice of pie.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
The long story short for you guys animals, we were
comatose by the time.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I was, but no, I was, what's so sick about it?
This is this is why I have to go to
the doctor tomorrow. I have, like I honestly, I've got
a tape, I would say that I have a tapeworm,
then i'd be thin, but I'm not so like a tapeworm,
I think eats it so that you don't wish I
had a tape. I wish, but I have something that's
making me always hungry. So even though I had a bagel,
(15:28):
cream cheese, and locks to a double stack of pancakes
with like was it blueberries, and there was delicious fresh fresh,
Oh my gosh, the pancakes are so pancakes. They melted
in your mouth. Can you imagine? And then after that
they had this double chocolate cake and I got a
hefty piece of chocolate cake and key lime pie and
(15:48):
apple pie.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I had it was it was disgusting, but it was
all so good. But I just want to tell you
because we did church and state. When we got home,
we did we did temple. Say you went in one room,
I went in the other room. I tried to watch
the next game I was.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I left you. I got in bed.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I couldn't see straight. And I also want to tell
you this, babe, because I watched the game. I came
back upstairs and I know while you were watching whatever
you're watching, you were reading some chocolate shit because I
saw it.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I didn't mention it because I.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Was too tired.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I was I saw I was coming down the stairs
and I saw you in the media room and you
were like in the feet of position, but I saw
your eyes open. I was like, I know he's going
to hear the cracklings back.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I didn't hear.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
What happens is is that I had so much sugar
with the pancakes and the cake. I was like, there's
still some sugar in the house that I forgot about.
And the door of the refrigerator there's these amazing I
didn't like the paper. The paper was weird. What are
you talking about? They weren't that weird baggy, No, it's
the bag they came in again. They're from Hellish Trader
(16:51):
Joe's and they're like these like caramel cookies covered with chocolate.
And after the whole thing, we just know there was
like three left. And they're pretty they're pretty solid sized,
but they're so gooy and chewy and there and I
don't know, I just had to go like, listen, I'm
if I'm going to go out with a bang, I'm
gonna go out just like tearing myself down a.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Podcast about reality TV, pop culture or eating disors orders.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Okay, we're gonna move might be a disorder podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I said this once.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I always say I tell young people, they say podcast
podcast podcasts. I go number one, have your plugs and
your technical aspect down. And number two, whenever you think
your podcast is it will morphin is something else. And
we thought we were doing.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
A podcast about Kim Kardashian and a wasting zempic. Hi,
my name is Kibi and I can't.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Eating disorder podcast?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, I know. Okay, is this where we are at
right now? For some reason, it's it's like it's like
self sabotage, where we're coming upon like summer season, and
we just want to destroy ourselves beforehand.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Okay, speaking of destroying themselves, the vander Pump Rules finale,
and we're about to watch the vander Pump Rules reunion.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
But the vander Pump Rules finale.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Was one of the single greatest episodes of reality TV,
if not regular TV. And I can't even compare regular
TV at this point because I barely watch any regular TV. Yeah,
but that last eight minutes.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Man, You've been doing this for most of our adult lives.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
We've all experienced high highs and low lows, and there
is a responsibility that comes with living your life on camera.
You have to be truthful, even when it's extremely uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
The flashbacks and the drama and the breaking the fourth wall,
breaking the fifth wall, breaking the sixth wall, and the
whole thing coming to a head. Kudos to the filmmaker.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Oh my goodness, brilliant, and.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
The music cues and the flashbacks of seeing them their
first time ever in the film, seeing the entire cast, that.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Was incredible and it scared me though, because I was
That's when I was like, oh, remember I said out loud,
this is over. It's over, Like you mean, like, this
is the end of the series. It's not a finale.
Did you think I thought it was the final final?
I it's not the final. When they started flipping back,
I thought, they're not gonna tell us now, but this
is over? You thought the whole thing was.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
I was.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Showing them from the beginning.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You should share that with me. That's a fear that
must have that could spur an eating disorder.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
No, I'm telling you, he was giving me anxiety. I
was like, this is my joy and.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Listen, they're not taking it away from us. Now, let
me tell you something, babe.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
With Arianna, well, I'll let you say, we ever going.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
To escape it. But how I was like, they could
take a year off if they needed to, and they're not.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
And I don't know if they're not. I just think
they're not. I don't. I really don't want that. It's
my it's a big fear of mine. And then to
see that when they go back and show them all,
it's like a wind up, like like this is it, guy,
say goodbye. Let's say goodbye. This is where they were. No.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
I watched James live his authentic life, Sena has, Tom
and Katie I have. Sometimes you have to stick to
your boundaries. If your peace is more important than that,
then can standard ground.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
We live these difficult parts of our lives on camera.
But if it's something that actually really mattered to you, regardless,
you would do it anyways. He's never tried to talk
to me off camera. He could have written something in
a in letter and let it on the kitchen counter
and I could have read it at my leisure. But
if you would only do it on camera to me,
(20:32):
you just showed your true colors.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
You know, not doing seventies. That's how they did it.
All the time. They would do like flashbacks of the
whole thing and like just.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Back to the beginning for the end and for the end. No,
this is somehow, some way given this show even more
new life. This show can literally at this point continue
on like a documentary. There's a great documentary series called
seven and nine. And then they did fourteen and up,
(21:01):
and then twenty one and up, and I think it
was thirty five and up, and they followed these group
of school kids until I think it was fifty.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Five OUTI I've lost track.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
And vander Pump Rules can literally keep going. All they
need to do is agree to do it.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
And Lala's pregnire lips ears.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
It's not ending, can't stop, won't stop. But that vander
Pump Rules finale was too damn good.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
And we are in a conundrum.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
We are in a conundrum because when they broke that
fourth wall and they start talking about the show within
the show while we're watching the show, we've been talking
about it all season. It's can the rest of the
cast be friendly enough with Tom Sandibal to film with
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him when Arianna is doing a show where she's clearly
not fucking with him in real life and not fucking
with him on camera, but doesn't want the other castmates
stay with me to be friends aka film with them,
film with Tom Sandibal. It's confusing because she's like saying, Sheena,
(22:15):
I don't fuck with Tom, and if you fuck with Tom,
I'm not fucking with you. Yeah, But then she is like,
we have a show to do. And that's what pissed
Lalla off at the end of the show when Lala
was like, Yo, what the fuck are we supposed to
do here? Like you're saying, don't film with him, but
you live in the same home with him, got it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
I know, I know, you know. I'm with you with that,
and I understand everybody's position, But this is a show,
but it's also her real life, and I kind of
understood what she said in the end when she said,
I'm not gonna be a part of his video game
like that he wants to wind it up. We are
still in the same house and he has yet to
(22:53):
actually apologize or come to me in any sort of way.
He has the opportunity. I know she's taking a hard
line with the assistant in the middle and the and
uh the liaisons in between them. But she's kind of right.
He was waiting to that finale of this episode to
turn it all around and look like mister fucking hero,
and she didn't want to give it to him. I
don't feel like that wasn't filming. She still was on
(23:14):
camera saying, I'm just not fucking with him like that,
and I'm not going to give him the opportunity to
be the here redemption the Redemption tour of being like
it wasn't even a tour. It was just like he
was gonna put a button on it. And he waited
to that last moment to walk over to her, and
he was gonna thought he was going to get his
show moment right and I and.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
She said, you fuck with me in real You're not
even trying in the real house, in the real life
when there's no cameras.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Waiting till the cameras are on like a real showman. Okay, tears,
I mean tears on cue.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
If there's somebody out there, and we know there's legions
of people listening, if somebody out there can put together
or find a Tom Sandevil cry count for this season,
it's got to be double digits. Yeah, he's at least ten.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Times, I think, or well at least well every other episode,
I would say, but some episode. There was that one
episode where he cried twice. That's true. Yeah, so I
I understand where she's coming. Listen. If it were me,
i'd be acting all kinds of like Ariana. I just would.
I wouldn't go as far as say you can't fuck
with him, but I have my eye side I opened
to anybody. I'm a scorpio, so I would be like,
if you're not loyal, these hoes ain't loyal, I'm cool
(24:26):
on you because give me a minute here. I mean,
the smoke hasn't totally cleared.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
So where do you see the show going? And I
mean allegedly they showed that last five minutes to them
for the first time at the reunion, which prompted it's
going to be it's supposed to be a great reusal.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Oh I'm sure. I'm sure, because you know, Arianna probably
hasn't seen.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
La la la la. Oh she was talking shit.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Oh yeah, she said it, you know. And my other
theory is this, you know, I going back and watching
ari from the very beginning, I was trying to say
this to you in a way. And I mean this
with all due respect to everybody on the show, but
Sheena and Tom are hard body performers, and La La
(25:13):
their performers like and La La. These guys are like
they've got other you know, and not saying Arianna doesn't
well she's doing Chicago get right, but I mean she
has been in the cut most of the time, okay
on the show. And these guys try hard. They come
with the stuff, they come with the good as gold,
you know, they come with it.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
They short lived singing career, but they come with it.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
They're trying. It's almost like they're I don't want to
say trying too hard because that sounds like I'm insulting them.
It's like their participation level in this thing they're doing
a reality show is hard body like it's it should
be right. I get it. This girl, Arianna is sort
of like and when she was with Tom, it makes
sense that this idea that these two are not sharing
(26:00):
everything about the relationship. You know, Lala was like, I
haven't trusted their whole time. Their whole get down has
not been really sharing so much about what's really going
on in the relationship, AKA, maybe the relationship is not
as tightly wounded. That's right, And so I think think
about it, if you pull back and look at the
(26:20):
vanishement from above, these guys that are trying their giving
their blood, sweat and tears, trying to do the reality
show instead of just being real on TV, which Ariata
I think she thinks she's doing. It would piss everybody
off at this point, but I think it's what she
had a partner in Tom. They agreed on things. This
is what we're gonna show, this is what we're gonna do,
(26:41):
this is how it's gonna go down.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
We're not gonna talk about this. We are going to
talk about that, right.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
It was very manufactured what they were doing in their house,
right because Tom was messy with the cheating and he
figured out a way to do reality in this way.
This is just my theory. And so when he fucked
her over like that and cheated, which I said it
to you just today when we were kind of rewatching it,
I said, listen, I'm with her, I'm getting my check,
(27:06):
I'm still staying in the show, and I'm not leaving
my house right away. You will suffer, Okay until I
figure out what I'm gonna do. I'm not gonna jump
and change my life when you decided to fuck it
up and ruin it with their friend who I'm giving
birthday gifts to, and I'm letting her in my house.
I mean, it's crazy the bitch right, I'm talking about
her and you and I have an agreeance like that,
(27:29):
this is how we're gonna get down. And you totally
went off the motherfucking rails with it. So I'm team
Arianta with that part. So this is her real life.
So in the end, and I guess what Laala is saying, say, hey, look, Randal,
we still don't know if she didn't, they weren't filming.
I don't think when Randall cheated on her, they made
the documentary rout it that she didn't participate in Laala,
but we we don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
We can complain basically, we can complain though that all
of them don't do enough. Besides, because Lala, she's.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
At one point she was lying and she said it, I.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
This season, Lawa, you we know that you you're going
through a thing.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
She's not seeing dating anybody?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah, not what nobody at all?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
What's up? So I think at all different points during filming.
These people go about it in the different ways, the approaches.
It's calculated.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
And James Kennedy's like, I'm so glad that I got
a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Oh my god, she looks like a sweet little I mean,
he just looks like, by the way his career is flourishing,
He's got a beautiful girl. Ali's just lovely. Like he
looks like he's the motherfucker man. I know he's like
yellow crazy. But I think at all times they have
decided what they're gonna shoot. When they're not, I don't
think Laala could call her out like this. I do
dare I say ooh, And I love Lalla, but it
(28:42):
would be really hard if I was Lalla with the
kind of talent she has and the beauty she has
to get. She got cheated on by Randall. He fucked
her up. He was a whole house of cards of
like something she didn't wasn't expecting. Although we saw it all,
we all saw it.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
I mean everybody saw it.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Everybody saw it, right. But I'm just saying that this
person and gets cheated on and now she thinks she's
you know, Beyonce. Well, I agree, she said that she
said it, but I could see how Laala, with all
the talent and what she's had and what she's gone through,
would say that. I'm not gonna say, dare I say jealousy?
But super real discussion.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Do you think Lalla is jealous?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah? Hell yeah. I think any woman would be in
her position with like, oh damn shit, my life with
a baby just got total fuck up. Okay, and now
you are sitting in the house with the man that
tore your life up, and you're you're benefiting and being
the benefactor of all kinds of goodness. La LA's got
a good life. Okay. She bought a house off of
(29:38):
her her sweatshirts, but again that was also on on
something that happened on Ariana. So everybody's got their place.
I feel like I feel like he has to hold on.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
That's a good point. Yeah, La La sold though, send
it to Daryl Sweatshirts because of scandal.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Sure, so she capitalized off of too. She's smart, She's
gonna be okay. But I do think it's a little
irritating for her to sit back and be like, oh wait, huh,
I just had my whole life smash with a baby.
You know, and this is what's happening over here, and
you don't want anybody to fuck with him.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
I think it's also challenging when you're telling everybody like
who they could. Basically, if you can't be friends with them,
then you can't film with them.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
True.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
That's the tricky part.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
That's why I was like, this show might be over.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
No, it's not over.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
The other thing is, don't I know it's not gonna
happen that you are listening to Rapaport's reality. We'll be
right back. The other thing is that Sina, you know,
(30:46):
coming to her and you know, spilling her guts about it.
It's so funny to me. Let we giggle every time
we've watched her talk to her about Tom, because it's like, Sina,
that's not who you should go to.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
You'm not gonna get approval from Arianna to be friends
with Tom. Keep that ship to yourself.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
But she's doing the show. See see that's what I mean.
That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what
I mean. Place there they are going. She's in a
brock and a hard place. She's in a rocket. No,
do you know what I mean by that? They go
for it like that's something. If I was on a
reality show and that was my friend, I ain't coming
up to her asking her ship, not even for the show,
(31:27):
for the show, not for nothing. First of all, I
wouldn't even do that in general. It's ridiculous. But like
they're going for it. They're on the show, so they're
gonna do the show.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I'm so curious to get We need to start getting interviews, babe,
because that would be a good question to ask.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
She I think they're not allowed to tell you no, no, I've.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Spent I'd say to her life, I don't think it
years not asking for any information. I would ask her, Okay,
this is what do you seriously think that you should
be sharing the fact that you're trying to mend your
fielms with Tom Sanvil, which I get with Arianna.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
She I get that she scared of losing her, But
if you have to ask the question, you already know
I don't want to lose you. Arianna is looking at
her like, well, bitch, stop if you don't want to
lose me at that last scene when she hugs her,
and I was like, I don't believe I think Ariana's
like checked out this second, she opened her mouth about
Tom once again, like enough of this. It's crazy making
(32:19):
like I wouldn't like that. And also that's just like code,
like I'm not doing that. I'm just not doing it.
And a lot of people talk to somebody else about
so many other friends to talk about. By the way,
friends that agree with you, you can go to them.
Let the dust settle, let it die, dawn before you're crying.
You know about me? Me, me, me, me, it's about me.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
During the whole breaking of the fourth wall, La La
did say, I don't know if you caught this, she said,
how bad was it? Arianna bounced back with her new
boyfriend with his great abs and his you know, long
hair hair. She said it only took her eight days
and she was back in the cut and she's still
with the guy. Yeah, well all right, well listen, the
(33:00):
show's been great. I cannot fucking wait wait, I gotta.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Go back to the eight days because I don't think
that it matters that she moved on so quickly. You
don't know, I don't at all.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
She was so heartbroken that she felt.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
She was She's pissed and angry, she's shamed and embarrassed.
This is different. Okay. This man made her look crazy
in her face. It was the most disrespectful thing you
can do. I don't think it's about being heartbroken about Tom.
It's about being like, what in the actual fuck this
person did this to me? Him and I had an agreeance.
(33:35):
We were rolling together. Whether it was we're having sex
all the time or not, we talked about it. And
then you do this in my house in my face.
That's crazy. Okay, So I don't think it's that. So
she could move on once she knows is over, and
that's what he did. Well, who cares how long it takes.
That's that's my feeling on that.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Now, here's where our access, here is where our stardom
our how and us doing a reality TV show podcast?
We have to figure out how to maneuver and navigate
through this. So I'm segueing here, and I know you
(34:12):
don't know where I'm going.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Baby, No, I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
But for the first now I've been if you follow
me me and Michael Report in real life, and obviously
if you listen to the Iron Rapport stereo podcasts, if
you know anything about my persona, I am no I
have controversy every single day on social media one way
or another. This part of my social media persona. The
majority of it is all positive, but social media and
(34:38):
backlash or fuck Michael Rapport or he's great microrapport, but
fuck Michael Rapport and social media sort of beef controversy
I'm so used to. However, in let's say ten years
of being in the Bravo universe, it has been ten years.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Yeah, let's say let's say ten.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Let's just say ten for ten to eleven whatever, it's
not twelve, thirteen, whatever it is. I have never been
caught up in the blog of Bravo.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Now. I did have my one controversy with Kenya, which
I didn't like it. I didn't like that, we didn't
like it. It was it was not my intention, and
we've soon moved on and everybody's happy. Bupah bah bah
bah Me and Kenya have moved on. Yeah, social media,
they don't forget. But for the first time in my
Bravo fandom career, you and I, yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
This is I don't like it. I don't like it. Yeah, okay,
go ahead, Well.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
There's bloggers I know, because we're moving to New Jersey.
Here there's bloggers who Teresa Judice and Melissa Gorga. The
Gorga Judaice beef is so real in real life for them,
and it is real.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
It is I'll just say our excess. It is real.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
It's not fake. It's And now they somehow and we're talking.
We're we're in the middle of May here, they're digging
things up from Bravo con about their beef.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I know, and were me. I were named, you were named.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
I was named as sort of a culprit in this beef.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
And I'll bet do anything I didn't do ship.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
It's just that they it was about me hosting the
panel because to refresh people.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
There were two New Jersey panels because there's so much beef,
they had to be separated.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
So there was panel number one, which was I can't remember.
There was my panel, which was of course the doper
panel was Teresa Judas, Yeah, Louis Ruellis, Dolores Dolores, Paulie
Jennifer Aiden, Jackie Goldschneider.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
And she was sitting on that side.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah, yeah, And you know they had to be separate likes, right,
it was like like box somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Or the day before.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Yeah, that was crazy, and there was at one point
a conversation about whether or not I should be hosting
that panel.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Let's just keep it at that because of a video.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Where me and you talked about no nahs when.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
No those pajamas, that's it. Yeah, it's funny. We were
just making a joke like the whole world was matter
of fact.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Miles Jordan play the clip, Keith my no nos pajamas
off your fucking.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
You know, he's starting to scare me. All the suspicions
about him initially, like he's just a little weird, Like
where did he learn this that he's making up his
own rituals. Explain what you think? You think that?
Speaker 1 (37:45):
It was like he's like on some wolf packs.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
So he went out, Yes, like he's like he thinks
like like he's ahead of the pack, Like he thinks
he's a bunch of fucking dogs. So this was me
and Keeby sitting in the car, remember the day and.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
You look great in the video. People can't see the video,
but you look your hair was braided. What's what's the
deal with the braids.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
I'm just not doing it anymore. I just not I
don't want to talk. You want me to do the
braids because you want to feel like you're with a
different kind of woman, like you're like, oh, just like
you're having an affair with some keebi from the block
with the braids. I get it, babe, I really get it.
But it's not happening. I didn't like the braids. No,
I'm not. I'm not doing the braids. The braids seem
(38:25):
like they were convenient. But I told Karen, my hairdresser,
and I'm saying her name because I love her so much.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
She I think she's fucking around. No, no, you guys,
you're blaming.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
No, I'm not. I told her I don't. She doesn't
want to do them either. She just want to do it,
but I she just knows that I leave them in
way too long, and they were so this is so gross.
But when I took them out, there was like lint
in them, Like I don't. I just don't feel like
it's a really hygienic thing. I like to wash my
hair out the whole time, and then when you wash
them like how I was washing with shampoo, it just
makes them ratty. Look it's a bigger deal. And then
(38:56):
they got tangled and I just wasn't my thing, babe. Okay,
also rise you one day and get the braids, because
I think you like that. I do. I just I
just like the different Anyway. The point is.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
People have been digging up and they can I'll just say,
our access to the reality TV like we know we can.
We could share way more than we could share.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
We we we could, we we could, but we don't.
We are fans of the show and Michael. And there's
one particular friend, friend that's a real friend. I want
to leave her out of it. I'm not trying to.
But we have access across the board, babe. Of course
if we want. I mean, we know Andy like, if
we want. But I'm just saying we're not.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Like.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
The point is barbecues with these people.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
The point is is that we are the Rappaport, the
host of the podcast you're listening to reports reality have
been caught up in the New Jersey blog verse. I
don't like it, and the New Jersey blog verse brutal.
And you hear about the Atlanta will be The blogger said,
this is a whole.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
These people are hardcore.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
They're like fucking FBI Cia Massade, like they dig and dig.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
They're like Body move In from that documentary, remember the
body move In for the Cat Doctor Don't.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Yeah, Long story short is, at one point somebody had asked,
see if you could dig up something on him, meaning me,
and I was just crazy, like watching the show, Yeah,
get us out of here?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Are you kidding me? You're the show? What were they
gonna find? The thing about the bloggers is they wanted
to ruin you. They wanted to find stuff to ruin you,
to get you out. So you weren't hosting because you
offended Louis. This is terrifying to me.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Allegedly offended Louis. But by the way, we left Louis.
We flew to and from Vegas with Louis, we hung
out with Louis, had a very very sweet heart to
heart backstage with Louis before or after.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Which, by the way, that heart to heart was named
in the blogs is I think maybe I don't know
who they were talking about. They were saying he was
talking to something, and I think it was me.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
The point is is that it's.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Terrible that people, by the way, are looking, you know,
so ruin. The thing about the blockers is like, I'm
like curious, like do you like the show or do
you want to ruin these people? Like it's so mean
because these.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Are these blockers, don't know them and then somehow they
get to know them. I'm like, treat them as the
stars they are.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Yeah, like I have some respect.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
I go through my highs and lows. Like sometimes I
was like last season, I was like frustrated with Louis.
There was times when I was frustrated with Kenya. There's
times and I couldn't stand Lisa Rena. You heard me
gush we're fans. When I saw Lisa Rinn on the street,
I'm like, I'm like, I feel like I don't get
excited about meeting celebrities totally.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
I see Lisa Rena, I'm like, I'm a tongue tied idiots.
But yeah, it's like your favorite giants, you're not They're
not always gonna play. They're gonna mess up a play.
They're going to get trade a player that you really like,
Like this is what it is.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
And even if I saw somebody on the other team
that I didn't like, when I see them in real life,
I'm like, oh shit, they're so and so From the
New England Patriots. So as much as I get frustrated
or I can't stand this particular character, I.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Really truly and we truly appreciate their work Reality TV Tightened,
Listen the TV. I don't think that a lot of
them understand. I don't think at that day. I don't
think Louie understand when I was trying to explain to him, Louie, like,
what we were doing in the car is a performance
off of your performance, Like it's just we're performers, Like
(42:24):
it's just was just joky, fun fun. First of all,
it's just fun to say and we miss no no,
but we do. And it's fun to say no no,
No's pajamas. And he didn't really quite get it. I think,
I think when I told him, because I was like, shit,
you know, we have a life too, where human beings.
I totally get it, you know, Like, but he looked
very emotional and very upset. It's a lot for him
(42:46):
to have come into. It's probably very stressful. But I
think they we look at them as stars, but babe,
it's their real life they're sharing. That's the difference between
you know, friends and the Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
And I will just say this to end this episode.
And we've talked about this throughout my experience meeting all
the housewives. They never seem to understand when I say
your character on the show. They look at me with
a blankly.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Yes, babe, because I and I've heard you say that
to them. I don't know why you're saying character because
it's their them. I know, if they're really good at it,
it's really them and it's really their life. And I
know this is where we're making a mistake.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
I know that's why we make that mistake, and that's
why I feel like it's best going forward. You know,
I'm gonna always do watch what happens live, but I
just want to treat them as characters on the show
because getting to.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Get involved, except for want the one that we love
the most, Dolores, that that's our girl, like she's like
a great human being. But just say not all of
them should you be friendly with? Too friendly with, because
then it messes you up for like when you're watching
and for the show.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Because if I got to drag a motherfucker, I'll drag
the motherfucker straight up. Anyway, We're done. This is another
fantastic episode of rapports rally. Make sure you tell a
friend to tell a friend to listen.
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Speaker 3 (44:14):
We need that.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
I don't like when I listen to podcasts and people
are like, cool it cook. But I get it now
because now I'm really in the biz. So you're in
the I'm in the.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Bus and we're about to do a radio tour in
we'll have to be talking about that. Yeah, because you're
freaked out about it.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Well, you made me nervous. I was like, what's the
big deal? I saw you do it a bunch of time.
You talk to a bunch of things and people, you
say what you say, and then you move on. But
now you got me thinking about it. I'll do fine.
Don't you think?
Speaker 1 (44:38):
I know you'll do fine.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
You don't think about.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Don't you think it's like, don't.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
You think too much about it?
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Right, it's gonna be fun.
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Speaker 2 (00:33):
All things popular culture, all things reality TV, and a
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Speaker 1 (00:39):
The Reality of the Rapports.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
My last couple of episodes, we seem to kind of
focus on that a little bit, because, Uh, you're a lot.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I am a lot, and I love you. I know
I'm a lot, bab, I know you are a lot,
but I'm the first to admit.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, we've been spending a lot of time together. We've
been together a lot more so when we're you know,
you're not You're not as traveling as much. And we've
spent I think we spent the last week alone together.
And then I went to a work event with you.
I'll just jump right in because why not here we are?
You know, I went. You had an event that you
had to make an appearance at and I spoke at
(01:18):
you spoke, Yeah, you spoke a speaking engagement. Yes, And
I gotta tell you. You know you're getting older and wiser. Yeah,
but there's I said to you the other day. I
was like, I need you to change some things.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
What if you were like a magic wand the full transparency,
if you had a magic wand and you.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Can change don't say just one thing.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
One thing, I mean like literally like it'll never happen again,
or like this, yeah, one thing.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh no, it's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It's gonna be a never happened again thing because it's
you and I have a sneaky suspicion of what the
idea is. But if you had a magic wand when
you could go my husband will never do this again.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Well there should be you know what, like wait a second,
I can't just do one that I.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Get one the magic wand it's a magic wand.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Okay, if it's a magic wand, okay, listen, I'm you know,
I don't want to say it because there's still there's
several You should give me top three things.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Okay, top three things.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
The first thing would be the snorting when you snort,
like blow your nose.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
That's a sound that I rarely do want air and
please don't ever because the world. But I'm just gonna
do it one more time and the only time you'll
hear it on the show.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Okay, that was mild. Actually you're pretty clear today. I'm
sure on the microphone it came out really really loud.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I'm sure the people with the stereos and they have
their earphones, and I'm sure people like, what the fuck
am I listening to again?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Like here we are, Okay, so you listen. Considering the
allergies that were the alan and pollen that we're having
here in New York, that was not bad.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Okay. So number one would be the snorting. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Number two would be the spitting, like when we're walking
on the street and you you know, hawk one up
and then spit it like sometimes it's been known to
blow back in my face that city has it had
one percent it has blown back and hit me in
the face. And it's just like not chivalrous, Like I
don't know who taught you by the way, I walk
(03:31):
the streets and I look for people spitting, like men,
workmen or you know, guys on the street or women.
You know, nobody spits anymore. It's like a nineteen seventies thing,
and you don't have cut or chew or whatever in
your mouth, like go like tobacco, like that is one
thing I just and sometimes you don't do it. It's weird,
(03:51):
but but you would do it a lot less, a
lot less. It's just soaking me out of a couple,
but I have it. That's the point. Are the way
you wouldn't be doing this magic?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Okay, okay, okay, because the fucking magic one's gonna disappear.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Spitting in store.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
That's fair.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
That's those are enough right now.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Those are fair.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
We have a whole year podcasting ahead of us too,
uh for the people listening to discover. But those two
are big, and they like they go up my spine.
Like sometimes we're in bed and you know that, like
you're just about to fall asleep. Guys like that really
sweet spot, you know, and if you don't catch it,
you lose it, and then you're not gonna be able
to fall asleep. This guy will just do a massive
(04:32):
snort and it literally scares the shit out of me,
Like I literally jump. And even though we're going on
like fourteen years together this time around, it's still a
surprise to me. And I don't know why I don't
hear it coming I get you know what I mean,
like it's I wish it could stop.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I would take it all right. But let me go back
to saying about the Speaking of Engagement that you had
this weekend. Was that a nice, beautiful event, really well
done fancy. It was like had a theme and sparkly
and it was really nice. And we got invited to
be guests to actually sit down at a table beforehand,
and I could see let me back up, so they
(05:10):
had us waiting and I don't know what in a
green room, and as soon as we walked into the
green room, they had this massive catering size pan of
chicken that was like still steaming. It just came out
of the oven and season. And you say, as we
literally just walk into the room, you say, oh, they
got me chicken. And I was like, wait a minute,
(05:31):
do you have some kind of writer that says a
plate it was like chicken was.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It was a pan, an industrial sized pan, like a
catering size pan. It must have been twenty pieces of
un twenty seasons.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I mean the event had like four people people at it,
so it's like but.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
It was one of many industrial sized pans of chicken and.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
You just without blinking babies.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Maybe it listened to the box like, oh, they're they're
trying to eat healthy because I didn't ask for By.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
The way, it wasn't full. You know when caterers are
doing their thing and before it's like two step process,
like they're gonna plate it. Maybe this had sauce that
it needed or something. Yeah, damn straded needed. It was
so unseated.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
It was in salt or pepper on. It was just cooked.
This was steaming.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Steamers on the seasoned. It did not look very edible.
I mean I didn't see I'm a vegetarian, so I
noticed people at the table had chicken and it looked
different than the one the chicken in the pan.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
But I will say this, it was the kind of
chicken like if you're on like a diet, or like
you're you're you're about to do a bodybuilding contest, or
like run the Olympics, like the.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Macros, like protein game.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Plain chicken. It was as plain as can be. But
it was cooked and before TB could sit down.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I didn't. We just walked in the plane. You literally walked,
I mean you walked away. Were trying to get the
lights on for you. They were having problems, but as
the ladies going, I don't know where the light switches.
I turn around and you're like pulling a naked bone
out of mouth.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I hate the whole ship.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I mean, you just put the whole thing in your
mouth and pulled it out raw. It was like gone,
the meat was gone. He had the bone, then proceeded
to take a napkin and wrap the bone. But I said, you, babe,
I think there's a mistake. I don't think that's for you.
And you go, no, what do you mean? What do
you mean?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Because I don't have riders. By the way, when I
when I go do comedy, uh, when I'm on a set,
when I show up somewhere, because they always say a
rider is like when you hear about like Ozzy Osbourne
and the Rolling Stones will be like, we want skittles,
just red skittles, or like a pop singer will say
I want diet coke.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
J Low says only evy on in the room or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
You you know, strawberry scented candles from France. Oh my gosh,
you in a white day. You know, not that I
would ever ask for that, but I'll be like just
bottles of water.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
You're just a basic guy. So when you walked in
and saw a panted chicken, I was excited that you
were winning. I was like, this is the holy shit No,
and I.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Sat also assumed they probably like yo, he said, he's
trying to eat good.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
There fans of our podcast. Well, okay, babe. So that
was concerning, And sure enough, ten minutes later, the lady
came rushing and frantically saying, oh, here's the other pan.
They got the wrong instruction.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
And then she goes Lisa, I found the other pan
and chicken, Like.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I wanted to be, like, with one last piece, ma'am.
Somebody in the room dictater is somehow, some way misplaced.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
And again this isn't even like a home sized pan
or a Thanksgiving I'm talking about an industrial sized pan.
Yeah of chicken. Nonetheless, we had a great event the
next day. I want to talk about the Mother's Day
Day brunch that we got invited to our friend Julie.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Julia mom's country club. And she kept saying the food,
the food. Oh, because wait, Julia Alen got married at
this country club and we couldn't make their wedding because
we were in La and we had just bought that
house and we were moving in that same day as
their wedding. Like, we got the keys this day, June fourth,
the day of their wedding. So we so they've been knowing.
They sold our house and this someone we were leaving.
(08:59):
Lah we moved moved into Orange that day. Oh ship, Okay,
just got the key, so we couldn't make it horrible.
She's my closest one of my closest friends.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
And care for what you say.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Tammy's listening. She's my friend because.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
To go deep diving, I told you, but.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
That was just a scenario. But you can't give names.
I'm sorry, but you could give names. Best friend, close friend.
Tammy is my best friend, Julie is my best friend.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Friends and mom and Donielleelle.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Donielle is like a sister. Like it doesn't matter, but this, Yeah,
I should not watch yourself, so I shouldn't make scenario.
The thing is is I made a scenario like like
I said, this person wouldn't do that, but this person was,
and it was. I didn't mean it, it just came
out that way.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Anyway, do you want to explain more? No?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
No, hell no, I'm leaving her out of it, like
I don't want to make her upset. It doesn't matter,
let's forget about it.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
She truly didn't mean. You had a little thing because
you're you're new to the podcast game and you got
to give a lot. But then you also got to
keep your car.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I know. But Julie doesn't mind when I say Julie,
Julie do, and Tammy obviously doesn't care. That's my my heart. Okay,
So anyway, my point is is that back up, they've
been talking about the food.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
And I said to them, Okay, it's at a country club,
and while we're driving us, you're talking about the food.
I said, the one thing that I'm curious about is
when we get there, is it food so good and
so alluring that there's gonna be like lines, because you
know when you get to these They said, there's so
much food.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
There is no line.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
There's stations of macarian because I didn't even get to
the macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
There's so much. There's so much food, every category of food, bunch, brunch,
and they have waffle station and I was obsessing about
waffles and I didn't even have a waffle. I had
a pancake which is delicious.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Pancake station, pancakes, salad station, fishes.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
There was meats everything. It was incredible of pastries, like
a room, an entire room full of desserts. It was incredible.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
There was a fucking ice cream this is the morning. Yes, crazy,
there were you didn't see. I didn't walk baby. I
walked by a macaroni and cheese station. There was like
assorted different kinds of macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I guess my mother says, a big deal at this place.
I think they have food is a big deal because
the next biggot thing, I think they're a barbecue thing
with the.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
It's July and they were like they got everything barbecued, lobster, shrimp,
oh my burgers.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
We should join that country club. I mean, we don't
play tennis or golf, but I would join just for
the events.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But I got there and I said, should we even
bother to sit down at the table sometimes me Michael
Upper And now I know you're gonna be a normal person.
I suggested to our friend Julie, can we skip the
pleasantries going to.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
The table, you know, to talk to our mom who
invited us to anybody?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I walked in there and I saw this food. I said,
can I skip?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Say hello? Can I just can I show up with
the plate at the table. Even by the way, they
were waiting for us to get there. We were running
a little late because of traffic, but they were all
sitting there patiently waiting. They hadn't even really gotten up
except for the little one got up and he was eating.
But nobody was eating, and so we It would have
been rude if you would have walked over.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
To the I wanted to, and they said, don't do that.
But I will say, as soon as we got there,
everybody said let's go eat.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
No, but they said, first of all, we advised taking
a tour first. Now so much, that's how much food
there was. It was like they said, walk around and study,
do you tour?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
We should have took a doggie bag because we could
have still been eating.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
There was so much food. Three days later, we could
have still been eating off that ship. I know I.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Don't want to tell you something because we don't need
to go into what we had, but I will say this,
I ate myself into a coman. Now you guys probably like, well,
what about the jelly beans? Everybody's been asking, we haven't
eaten the jelly beans. What we did at this Mother's
Day buffet brunch is superseded and so much more damaging
(13:02):
than just jelly beans. We would have been lucky to
just walk away with Yeah, who has.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
A bagel with cream cheese and locks? And when they
say locks, when I I mean put me in front
of locks, draw me. No.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
But I'm gonna tell you something, babe. There was a
there was I saw mountains and before I got to
the table, I'm eating the lot.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I mean myself because locks, to me is like a delicacy.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
And if you put shrimp cocktail or locks in front
of me, I know it's game over. I'm gonna I'm
not because you know, normally you order shrimp cocktail's like
nineteen dollars, You get your six shrimp cotta and they're
really good.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Right.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
If you go to one of these buffets or one
of these things and there's shrimp cocktails, yo, I'm a
handful of that ship.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, you're double fifting.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
You are listening to rap a ports reality. We will
be ranked back. We did the first round and then collectively,
you me, Julie Allen, the rest of the people there
(14:11):
said okay, do you want to go back?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
And we all said, I feel like you were getting
up more than one.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Now I want to I want to confess something because
we collectively as adults, made an executive adult decision. We're
going to go back and we are going to go
into the pastry room. And I said, Babe, there's an
apple pie and there's.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
A oh you sculpted it out early. Yeah, because I
set you back to get me a pancake.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Now, I want to be full transparency. When I went
and got you that pancake, I ate while I was
waiting for your pancake to be made freshly, I ate
a whole piece of cake. And then when I came
back to you, I said, hey, there's a pastry room.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
We should go try it.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Now.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
That's really disgusting. That's disgusting. And then you sat down
and you tore up that apple pie. Babe, I was
a large slice of pie.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
The long story short for you guys animals, we were
comatose by the time.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I was, but no, I was, what's so sick about it?
This is this is why I have to go to
the doctor tomorrow. I have, like I honestly, I've got
a tape, I would say that I have a tapeworm,
then i'd be thin, but I'm not so like a tapeworm,
I think eats it so that you don't wish I
had a tape. I wish, but I have something that's
making me always hungry. So even though I had a bagel,
(15:28):
cream cheese, and locks to a double stack of pancakes
with like was it blueberries, and there was delicious fresh fresh,
Oh my gosh, the pancakes are so pancakes. They melted
in your mouth. Can you imagine? And then after that
they had this double chocolate cake and I got a
hefty piece of chocolate cake and key lime pie and
(15:48):
apple pie.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I had it was it was disgusting, but it was
all so good. But I just want to tell you
because we did church and state. When we got home,
we did we did temple. Say you went in one room,
I went in the other room. I tried to watch
the next game I was.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I left you. I got in bed.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I couldn't see straight. And I also want to tell
you this, babe, because I watched the game. I came
back upstairs and I know while you were watching whatever
you're watching, you were reading some chocolate shit because I
saw it.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I didn't mention it because I.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Was too tired.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I was I saw I was coming down the stairs
and I saw you in the media room and you
were like in the feet of position, but I saw
your eyes open. I was like, I know he's going
to hear the cracklings back.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I didn't hear.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
What happens is is that I had so much sugar
with the pancakes and the cake. I was like, there's
still some sugar in the house that I forgot about.
And the door of the refrigerator there's these amazing I
didn't like the paper. The paper was weird. What are
you talking about? They weren't that weird baggy, No, it's
the bag they came in again. They're from Hellish Trader
(16:51):
Joe's and they're like these like caramel cookies covered with chocolate.
And after the whole thing, we just know there was
like three left. And they're pretty they're pretty solid sized,
but they're so gooy and chewy and there and I
don't know, I just had to go like, listen, I'm
if I'm going to go out with a bang, I'm
gonna go out just like tearing myself down a.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Podcast about reality TV, pop culture or eating disors orders.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Okay, we're gonna move might be a disorder podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I said this once.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I always say I tell young people, they say podcast
podcast podcasts. I go number one, have your plugs and
your technical aspect down. And number two, whenever you think
your podcast is it will morphin is something else. And
we thought we were doing.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
A podcast about Kim Kardashian and a wasting zempic. Hi,
my name is Kibi and I can't.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Eating disorder podcast?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, I know. Okay, is this where we are at
right now? For some reason, it's it's like it's like
self sabotage, where we're coming upon like summer season, and
we just want to destroy ourselves beforehand.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Okay, speaking of destroying themselves, the vander Pump Rules finale,
and we're about to watch the vander Pump Rules reunion.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
But the vander Pump Rules finale.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Was one of the single greatest episodes of reality TV,
if not regular TV. And I can't even compare regular
TV at this point because I barely watch any regular TV. Yeah,
but that last eight minutes.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Man, You've been doing this for most of our adult lives.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
We've all experienced high highs and low lows, and there
is a responsibility that comes with living your life on camera.
You have to be truthful, even when it's extremely uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
The flashbacks and the drama and the breaking the fourth wall,
breaking the fifth wall, breaking the sixth wall, and the
whole thing coming to a head. Kudos to the filmmaker.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Oh my goodness, brilliant, and.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
The music cues and the flashbacks of seeing them their
first time ever in the film, seeing the entire cast, that.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Was incredible and it scared me though, because I was
That's when I was like, oh, remember I said out loud,
this is over. It's over, Like you mean, like, this
is the end of the series. It's not a finale.
Did you think I thought it was the final final?
I it's not the final. When they started flipping back,
I thought, they're not gonna tell us now, but this
is over? You thought the whole thing was.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
I was.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Showing them from the beginning.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You should share that with me. That's a fear that
must have that could spur an eating disorder.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
No, I'm telling you, he was giving me anxiety. I
was like, this is my joy and.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Listen, they're not taking it away from us. Now, let
me tell you something, babe.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
With Arianna, well, I'll let you say, we ever going.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
To escape it. But how I was like, they could
take a year off if they needed to, and they're not.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
And I don't know if they're not. I just think
they're not. I don't. I really don't want that. It's
my it's a big fear of mine. And then to
see that when they go back and show them all,
it's like a wind up, like like this is it, guy,
say goodbye. Let's say goodbye. This is where they were. No.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
I watched James live his authentic life, Sena has, Tom
and Katie I have. Sometimes you have to stick to
your boundaries. If your peace is more important than that,
then can standard ground.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
We live these difficult parts of our lives on camera.
But if it's something that actually really mattered to you, regardless,
you would do it anyways. He's never tried to talk
to me off camera. He could have written something in
a in letter and let it on the kitchen counter
and I could have read it at my leisure. But
if you would only do it on camera to me,
(20:32):
you just showed your true colors.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
You know, not doing seventies. That's how they did it.
All the time. They would do like flashbacks of the
whole thing and like just.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Back to the beginning for the end and for the end. No,
this is somehow, some way given this show even more
new life. This show can literally at this point continue
on like a documentary. There's a great documentary series called
seven and nine. And then they did fourteen and up,
(21:01):
and then twenty one and up, and I think it
was thirty five and up, and they followed these group
of school kids until I think it was fifty.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Five OUTI I've lost track.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
And vander Pump Rules can literally keep going. All they
need to do is agree to do it.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
And Lala's pregnire lips ears.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
It's not ending, can't stop, won't stop. But that vander
Pump Rules finale was too damn good.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
And we are in a conundrum.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
We are in a conundrum because when they broke that
fourth wall and they start talking about the show within
the show while we're watching the show, we've been talking
about it all season. It's can the rest of the
cast be friendly enough with Tom Sandibal to film with
(21:52):
him when Arianna is doing a show where she's clearly
not fucking with him in real life and not fucking
with him on camera, but doesn't want the other castmates
stay with me to be friends aka film with them,
film with Tom Sandibal. It's confusing because she's like saying, Sheena,
(22:15):
I don't fuck with Tom, and if you fuck with Tom,
I'm not fucking with you. Yeah, But then she is like,
we have a show to do. And that's what pissed
Lalla off at the end of the show when Lala
was like, Yo, what the fuck are we supposed to
do here? Like you're saying, don't film with him, but
you live in the same home with him, got it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
I know, I know, you know. I'm with you with that,
and I understand everybody's position, But this is a show,
but it's also her real life, and I kind of
understood what she said in the end when she said,
I'm not gonna be a part of his video game
like that he wants to wind it up. We are
still in the same house and he has yet to
(22:53):
actually apologize or come to me in any sort of way.
He has the opportunity. I know she's taking a hard
line with the assistant in the middle and the and
uh the liaisons in between them. But she's kind of right.
He was waiting to that finale of this episode to
turn it all around and look like mister fucking hero,
and she didn't want to give it to him. I
don't feel like that wasn't filming. She still was on
(23:14):
camera saying, I'm just not fucking with him like that,
and I'm not going to give him the opportunity to
be the here redemption the Redemption tour of being like
it wasn't even a tour. It was just like he
was gonna put a button on it. And he waited
to that last moment to walk over to her, and
he was gonna thought he was going to get his
show moment right and I and.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
She said, you fuck with me in real You're not
even trying in the real house, in the real life
when there's no cameras.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Waiting till the cameras are on like a real showman. Okay, tears,
I mean tears on cue.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
If there's somebody out there, and we know there's legions
of people listening, if somebody out there can put together
or find a Tom Sandevil cry count for this season,
it's got to be double digits. Yeah, he's at least ten.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Times, I think, or well at least well every other episode,
I would say, but some episode. There was that one
episode where he cried twice. That's true. Yeah, so I
I understand where she's coming. Listen. If it were me,
i'd be acting all kinds of like Ariana. I just would.
I wouldn't go as far as say you can't fuck
with him, but I have my eye side I opened
to anybody. I'm a scorpio, so I would be like,
if you're not loyal, these hoes ain't loyal, I'm cool
(24:26):
on you because give me a minute here. I mean,
the smoke hasn't totally cleared.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
So where do you see the show going? And I
mean allegedly they showed that last five minutes to them
for the first time at the reunion, which prompted it's
going to be it's supposed to be a great reusal.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Oh I'm sure. I'm sure, because you know, Arianna probably
hasn't seen.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
La la la la. Oh she was talking shit.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Oh yeah, she said it, you know. And my other
theory is this, you know, I going back and watching
ari from the very beginning, I was trying to say
this to you in a way. And I mean this
with all due respect to everybody on the show, but
Sheena and Tom are hard body performers, and La La
(25:13):
their performers like and La La. These guys are like
they've got other you know, and not saying Arianna doesn't
well she's doing Chicago get right, but I mean she
has been in the cut most of the time, okay
on the show. And these guys try hard. They come
with the stuff, they come with the good as gold,
you know, they come with it.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
They short lived singing career, but they come with it.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
They're trying. It's almost like they're I don't want to
say trying too hard because that sounds like I'm insulting them.
It's like their participation level in this thing they're doing
a reality show is hard body like it's it should
be right. I get it. This girl, Arianna is sort
of like and when she was with Tom, it makes
sense that this idea that these two are not sharing
(26:00):
everything about the relationship. You know, Lala was like, I
haven't trusted their whole time. Their whole get down has
not been really sharing so much about what's really going
on in the relationship, AKA, maybe the relationship is not
as tightly wounded. That's right, And so I think think
about it, if you pull back and look at the
(26:20):
vanishement from above, these guys that are trying their giving
their blood, sweat and tears, trying to do the reality
show instead of just being real on TV, which Ariata
I think she thinks she's doing. It would piss everybody
off at this point, but I think it's what she
had a partner in Tom. They agreed on things. This
is what we're gonna show, this is what we're gonna do,
(26:41):
this is how it's gonna go down.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
We're not gonna talk about this. We are going to
talk about that, right.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
It was very manufactured what they were doing in their house,
right because Tom was messy with the cheating and he
figured out a way to do reality in this way.
This is just my theory. And so when he fucked
her over like that and cheated, which I said it
to you just today when we were kind of rewatching it,
I said, listen, I'm with her, I'm getting my check,
(27:06):
I'm still staying in the show, and I'm not leaving
my house right away. You will suffer, Okay until I
figure out what I'm gonna do. I'm not gonna jump
and change my life when you decided to fuck it
up and ruin it with their friend who I'm giving
birthday gifts to, and I'm letting her in my house.
I mean, it's crazy the bitch right, I'm talking about
her and you and I have an agreeance like that,
(27:29):
this is how we're gonna get down. And you totally
went off the motherfucking rails with it. So I'm team
Arianta with that part. So this is her real life.
So in the end, and I guess what Laala is saying, say, hey, look, Randal,
we still don't know if she didn't, they weren't filming.
I don't think when Randall cheated on her, they made
the documentary rout it that she didn't participate in Laala,
but we we don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
We can complain basically, we can complain though that all
of them don't do enough. Besides, because Lala, she's.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
At one point she was lying and she said it, I.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
This season, Lawa, you we know that you you're going
through a thing.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
She's not seeing dating anybody?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah, not what nobody at all?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
What's up? So I think at all different points during filming.
These people go about it in the different ways, the approaches.
It's calculated.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
And James Kennedy's like, I'm so glad that I got
a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Oh my god, she looks like a sweet little I mean,
he just looks like, by the way his career is flourishing,
He's got a beautiful girl. Ali's just lovely. Like he
looks like he's the motherfucker man. I know he's like
yellow crazy. But I think at all times they have
decided what they're gonna shoot. When they're not, I don't
think Laala could call her out like this. I do
dare I say ooh, And I love Lalla, but it
(28:42):
would be really hard if I was Lalla with the
kind of talent she has and the beauty she has
to get. She got cheated on by Randall. He fucked
her up. He was a whole house of cards of
like something she didn't wasn't expecting. Although we saw it all,
we all saw it.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
I mean everybody saw it.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Everybody saw it, right. But I'm just saying that this
person and gets cheated on and now she thinks she's
you know, Beyonce. Well, I agree, she said that she
said it, but I could see how Laala, with all
the talent and what she's had and what she's gone through,
would say that. I'm not gonna say, dare I say jealousy?
But super real discussion.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Do you think Lalla is jealous?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah? Hell yeah. I think any woman would be in
her position with like, oh damn shit, my life with
a baby just got total fuck up. Okay, and now
you are sitting in the house with the man that
tore your life up, and you're you're benefiting and being
the benefactor of all kinds of goodness. La LA's got
a good life. Okay. She bought a house off of
(29:38):
her her sweatshirts, but again that was also on on
something that happened on Ariana. So everybody's got their place.
I feel like I feel like he has to hold on.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
That's a good point. Yeah, La La sold though, send
it to Daryl Sweatshirts because of scandal.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Sure, so she capitalized off of too. She's smart, She's
gonna be okay. But I do think it's a little
irritating for her to sit back and be like, oh wait, huh,
I just had my whole life smash with a baby.
You know, and this is what's happening over here, and
you don't want anybody to fuck with him.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
I think it's also challenging when you're telling everybody like
who they could. Basically, if you can't be friends with them,
then you can't film with them.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
True.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
That's the tricky part.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
That's why I was like, this show might be over.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
No, it's not over.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
The other thing is, don't I know it's not gonna
happen that you are listening to Rapaport's reality. We'll be
right back. The other thing is that Sina, you know,
(30:46):
coming to her and you know, spilling her guts about it.
It's so funny to me. Let we giggle every time
we've watched her talk to her about Tom, because it's like, Sina,
that's not who you should go to.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
You'm not gonna get approval from Arianna to be friends
with Tom. Keep that ship to yourself.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
But she's doing the show. See see that's what I mean.
That's what I mean. That's what I mean. That's what
I mean. Place there they are going. She's in a
brock and a hard place. She's in a rocket. No,
do you know what I mean by that? They go
for it like that's something. If I was on a
reality show and that was my friend, I ain't coming
up to her asking her ship, not even for the show,
(31:27):
for the show, not for nothing. First of all, I
wouldn't even do that in general. It's ridiculous. But like
they're going for it. They're on the show, so they're
gonna do the show.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I'm so curious to get We need to start getting interviews, babe,
because that would be a good question to ask.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
She I think they're not allowed to tell you no, no, I've.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Spent I'd say to her life, I don't think it
years not asking for any information. I would ask her, Okay,
this is what do you seriously think that you should
be sharing the fact that you're trying to mend your
fielms with Tom Sanvil, which I get with Arianna.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
She I get that she scared of losing her, But
if you have to ask the question, you already know
I don't want to lose you. Arianna is looking at
her like, well, bitch, stop if you don't want to
lose me at that last scene when she hugs her,
and I was like, I don't believe I think Ariana's
like checked out this second, she opened her mouth about
Tom once again, like enough of this. It's crazy making
(32:19):
like I wouldn't like that. And also that's just like code,
like I'm not doing that. I'm just not doing it.
And a lot of people talk to somebody else about
so many other friends to talk about. By the way,
friends that agree with you, you can go to them.
Let the dust settle, let it die, dawn before you're crying.
You know about me? Me, me, me, me, it's about me.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
During the whole breaking of the fourth wall, La La
did say, I don't know if you caught this, she said,
how bad was it? Arianna bounced back with her new
boyfriend with his great abs and his you know, long
hair hair. She said it only took her eight days
and she was back in the cut and she's still
with the guy. Yeah, well all right, well listen, the
(33:00):
show's been great. I cannot fucking wait wait, I gotta.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Go back to the eight days because I don't think
that it matters that she moved on so quickly. You
don't know, I don't at all.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
She was so heartbroken that she felt.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
She was She's pissed and angry, she's shamed and embarrassed.
This is different. Okay. This man made her look crazy
in her face. It was the most disrespectful thing you
can do. I don't think it's about being heartbroken about Tom.
It's about being like, what in the actual fuck this
person did this to me? Him and I had an agreeance.
(33:35):
We were rolling together. Whether it was we're having sex
all the time or not, we talked about it. And
then you do this in my house in my face.
That's crazy. Okay, So I don't think it's that. So
she could move on once she knows is over, and
that's what he did. Well, who cares how long it takes.
That's that's my feeling on that.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Now, here's where our access, here is where our stardom
our how and us doing a reality TV show podcast?
We have to figure out how to maneuver and navigate
through this. So I'm segueing here, and I know you
(34:12):
don't know where I'm going.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Baby, No, I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
But for the first now I've been if you follow
me me and Michael Report in real life, and obviously
if you listen to the Iron Rapport stereo podcasts, if
you know anything about my persona, I am no I
have controversy every single day on social media one way
or another. This part of my social media persona. The
majority of it is all positive, but social media and
(34:38):
backlash or fuck Michael Rapport or he's great microrapport, but
fuck Michael Rapport and social media sort of beef controversy
I'm so used to. However, in let's say ten years
of being in the Bravo universe, it has been ten years.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Yeah, let's say let's say ten.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Let's just say ten for ten to eleven whatever, it's
not twelve, thirteen, whatever it is. I have never been
caught up in the blog of Bravo.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Now. I did have my one controversy with Kenya, which
I didn't like it. I didn't like that, we didn't
like it. It was it was not my intention, and
we've soon moved on and everybody's happy. Bupah bah bah
bah Me and Kenya have moved on. Yeah, social media,
they don't forget. But for the first time in my
Bravo fandom career, you and I, yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
This is I don't like it. I don't like it. Yeah, okay,
go ahead, Well.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
There's bloggers I know, because we're moving to New Jersey.
Here there's bloggers who Teresa Judice and Melissa Gorga. The
Gorga Judaice beef is so real in real life for them,
and it is real.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
It is I'll just say our excess. It is real.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
It's not fake. It's And now they somehow and we're talking.
We're we're in the middle of May here, they're digging
things up from Bravo con about their beef.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I know, and were me. I were named, you were named.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
I was named as sort of a culprit in this beef.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
And I'll bet do anything I didn't do ship.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
It's just that they it was about me hosting the
panel because to refresh people.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
There were two New Jersey panels because there's so much beef,
they had to be separated.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
So there was panel number one, which was I can't remember.
There was my panel, which was of course the doper
panel was Teresa Judas, Yeah, Louis Ruellis, Dolores Dolores, Paulie
Jennifer Aiden, Jackie Goldschneider.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
And she was sitting on that side.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah, yeah, And you know they had to be separate likes, right,
it was like like box somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Or the day before.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Yeah, that was crazy, and there was at one point
a conversation about whether or not I should be hosting
that panel.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Let's just keep it at that because of a video.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Where me and you talked about no nahs when.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
No those pajamas, that's it. Yeah, it's funny. We were
just making a joke like the whole world was matter
of fact.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Miles Jordan play the clip, Keith my no nos pajamas
off your fucking.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
You know, he's starting to scare me. All the suspicions
about him initially, like he's just a little weird, Like
where did he learn this that he's making up his
own rituals. Explain what you think? You think that?
Speaker 1 (37:45):
It was like he's like on some wolf packs.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
So he went out, Yes, like he's like he thinks
like like he's ahead of the pack, Like he thinks
he's a bunch of fucking dogs. So this was me
and Keeby sitting in the car, remember the day and.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
You look great in the video. People can't see the video,
but you look your hair was braided. What's what's the
deal with the braids.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
I'm just not doing it anymore. I just not I
don't want to talk. You want me to do the
braids because you want to feel like you're with a
different kind of woman, like you're like, oh, just like
you're having an affair with some keebi from the block
with the braids. I get it, babe, I really get it.
But it's not happening. I didn't like the braids. No,
I'm not. I'm not doing the braids. The braids seem
(38:25):
like they were convenient. But I told Karen, my hairdresser,
and I'm saying her name because I love her so much.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
She I think she's fucking around. No, no, you guys,
you're blaming.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
No, I'm not. I told her I don't. She doesn't
want to do them either. She just want to do it,
but I she just knows that I leave them in
way too long, and they were so this is so gross.
But when I took them out, there was like lint
in them, Like I don't. I just don't feel like
it's a really hygienic thing. I like to wash my
hair out the whole time, and then when you wash
them like how I was washing with shampoo, it just
makes them ratty. Look it's a bigger deal. And then
(38:56):
they got tangled and I just wasn't my thing, babe. Okay,
also rise you one day and get the braids, because
I think you like that. I do. I just I
just like the different Anyway. The point is.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
People have been digging up and they can I'll just say,
our access to the reality TV like we know we can.
We could share way more than we could share.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
We we we could, we we could, but we don't.
We are fans of the show and Michael. And there's
one particular friend, friend that's a real friend. I want
to leave her out of it. I'm not trying to.
But we have access across the board, babe. Of course
if we want. I mean, we know Andy like, if
we want. But I'm just saying we're not.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Like.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
The point is barbecues with these people.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
The point is is that we are the Rappaport, the
host of the podcast you're listening to reports reality have
been caught up in the New Jersey blog verse. I
don't like it, and the New Jersey blog verse brutal.
And you hear about the Atlanta will be The blogger said,
this is a whole.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
These people are hardcore.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
They're like fucking FBI Cia Massade, like they dig and dig.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
They're like Body move In from that documentary, remember the
body move In for the Cat Doctor Don't.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Yeah, Long story short is, at one point somebody had asked,
see if you could dig up something on him, meaning me,
and I was just crazy, like watching the show, Yeah,
get us out of here?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Are you kidding me? You're the show? What were they
gonna find? The thing about the bloggers is they wanted
to ruin you. They wanted to find stuff to ruin you,
to get you out. So you weren't hosting because you
offended Louis. This is terrifying to me.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Allegedly offended Louis. But by the way, we left Louis.
We flew to and from Vegas with Louis, we hung
out with Louis, had a very very sweet heart to
heart backstage with Louis before or after.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Which, by the way, that heart to heart was named
in the blogs is I think maybe I don't know
who they were talking about. They were saying he was
talking to something, and I think it was me.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
The point is is that it's.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Terrible that people, by the way, are looking, you know,
so ruin. The thing about the blockers is like, I'm
like curious, like do you like the show or do
you want to ruin these people? Like it's so mean
because these.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Are these blockers, don't know them and then somehow they
get to know them. I'm like, treat them as the
stars they are.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Yeah, like I have some respect.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
I go through my highs and lows. Like sometimes I
was like last season, I was like frustrated with Louis.
There was times when I was frustrated with Kenya. There's
times and I couldn't stand Lisa Rena. You heard me
gush we're fans. When I saw Lisa Rinn on the street,
I'm like, I'm like, I feel like I don't get
excited about meeting celebrities totally.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
I see Lisa Rena, I'm like, I'm a tongue tied idiots.
But yeah, it's like your favorite giants, you're not They're
not always gonna play. They're gonna mess up a play.
They're going to get trade a player that you really like,
Like this is what it is.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
And even if I saw somebody on the other team
that I didn't like, when I see them in real life,
I'm like, oh shit, they're so and so From the
New England Patriots. So as much as I get frustrated
or I can't stand this particular character, I.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Really truly and we truly appreciate their work Reality TV Tightened,
Listen the TV. I don't think that a lot of
them understand. I don't think at that day. I don't
think Louie understand when I was trying to explain to him, Louie, like,
what we were doing in the car is a performance
off of your performance, Like it's just we're performers, Like
(42:24):
it's just was just joky, fun fun. First of all,
it's just fun to say and we miss no no,
but we do. And it's fun to say no no,
No's pajamas. And he didn't really quite get it. I think,
I think when I told him, because I was like, shit,
you know, we have a life too, where human beings.
I totally get it, you know, Like, but he looked
very emotional and very upset. It's a lot for him
(42:46):
to have come into. It's probably very stressful. But I
think they we look at them as stars, but babe,
it's their real life they're sharing. That's the difference between
you know, friends and the Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
And I will just say this to end this episode.
And we've talked about this throughout my experience meeting all
the housewives. They never seem to understand when I say
your character on the show. They look at me with
a blankly.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Yes, babe, because I and I've heard you say that
to them. I don't know why you're saying character because
it's their them. I know, if they're really good at it,
it's really them and it's really their life. And I
know this is where we're making a mistake.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
I know that's why we make that mistake, and that's
why I feel like it's best going forward. You know,
I'm gonna always do watch what happens live, but I
just want to treat them as characters on the show
because getting to.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Get involved, except for want the one that we love
the most, Dolores, that that's our girl, like she's like
a great human being. But just say not all of
them should you be friendly with? Too friendly with, because
then it messes you up for like when you're watching
and for the show.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Because if I got to drag a motherfucker, I'll drag
the motherfucker straight up. Anyway, We're done. This is another
fantastic episode of rapports rally. Make sure you tell a
friend to tell a friend to listen.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
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Speaker 2 (44:06):
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Speaker 1 (44:08):
Leave a comment, leave a review. Because it's a new podcast,
I know you're probably like, oh, we need it, this
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Speaker 3 (44:14):
We need that.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
I don't like when I listen to podcasts and people
are like, cool it cook. But I get it now
because now I'm really in the biz. So you're in
the I'm in the.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Bus and we're about to do a radio tour in
we'll have to be talking about that. Yeah, because you're
freaked out about it.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Well, you made me nervous. I was like, what's the
big deal? I saw you do it a bunch of time.
You talk to a bunch of things and people, you
say what you say, and then you move on. But
now you got me thinking about it. I'll do fine.
Don't you think?
Speaker 1 (44:38):
I know you'll do fine.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
You don't think about.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Don't you think it's like, don't.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
You think too much about it?
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Right, it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Anyway, we're done.
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