The Nikki Glaser Podcast

The Nikki Glaser Podcast

Every week comedian and infamous roaster Nikki Glaser provides a fun, fast-paced, and brutally honest look into current pop-culture and her own personal life.

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April 26, 2024 71 mins

Nikki and Brian tune in remotely from Los Angeles in their respective abodes. They both discuss Nikki's autographs and search how much they cost to buy on eBay. The hot trend of Get Ready With Me (GRWM) videos and how "Girls Chat" wish they could be a part of that TikTok world. They get into the nitty gritty about why new parents never hire babysitters and rely on grandparents to do the work. The final thought comes from every moth...

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Nikki and Brian are back in the LA studio with friend of the pod, Carlisle Forrester. Brian shares his weekend story and the newest hit single "Baby Shoe". He shares his food poisoning on the road and Carlisle shares her horror story of Coachella. Nikki has fallen head over heels for Taylor Swift's new album "The Tortured Poets Department", even recording a bonus episode on it (out now!). Final thought covers how audience members r...

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Nikki invites her friend, comedian Nour Hadidi, to join her in reviewing the first part of Taylor Swift's "The Tortured Poets Department" album and discussing what it was like hearing it for the first time. Yes, this is a deep dive!

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The first episode of CW's Lover's and Liars has dropped. What better time to have Benedict Polizzi on for a mini reunion? Nikki, Brian, and Benedict chat about past seasons, what it's like to get rejected on TV, how to handle a first kiss when everyone is watching, and how to appeal to a narcissist. Nikki realizes that she will die in a hotel, and it better be a Four Seasons. She and Benedict bond over the necessity of spray tans a...

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Nikki is positive that Brian cannot guess the price of a bikini. Wearing brands is mostly co'uhl. Nikki is fascinated with the new documentary "Brandy Hellville & the Cult of Fast Fashion" on Netflix. The best thirst trap is one that doesn't show anything. Brian thinks that pay pigs would love Nikki; unbeknownst to him, she does have experience with one. Besties on OnlyFans respond with thoughtful messages. Nikki got the best b...

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Nikki is now in LA and closer to a very busy week. Her afternoon started with a fundraiser where she got to spend some quality time with Tiffany Haddish. If you had bad breath, would you bring it up to the person you're talking to, or pretend like it's not there? Is it classier to watch French adult films? What about having an OnlyFans, can people be successful without posting nudes? These are the important questions of the day. Ni...

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Are only children messed up, or do they have an advantage? After spending time with family, Nikki plays house only if Taylor Swift is involved. After wishing for a plane crash, Nikki got a good scare from her 2-year-old nephew, who sees ghosts. Before a crazy week of TV taping, Nikki is about to leave the Pechanga Hotel and Casino. She recalls an earlier time in her career when she got to drive there with her comedy hero. In the Fi...

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Nikki and Brian discuss the new series "3 Body Problem." Nikki has been engrossed in the documentary "Tom vs Time" and has become an expert on Tom Brady. The Fboy spinoff "Lovers & Liars" is now available on the CW App. Nikki and Brian share stories from the set and about the contestants. Nikki mentions a scene from "Tom vs Time" where she noticed signs of trouble in Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's relationship. In the Final Th...

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Nikki's dad, EJ, is in the studio. Nikki is not a fan of April Fool's pranks, although her Girl's chat did have a good one. Recently, Nikki lent her expertise to help Anya promote her music, yet she finds herself stumped when it comes to brainstorming marketing ideas for her own endeavors. They take a look at Nikki's IG explore page. Brian helps Nikki come up with a new password to prevent a data breach. Nikki is very much into cor...

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Nikki had a loaded day of therapy that ended in a bawling session. The last time Brian cried was when he watched America's Got Talent. Nikki surprises everyone by unveiling a unique talent that ties her closely to airplanes. Do you have "Lovers and Liars" on CW marked on your calendar for April 11th? Nikki goes through a Reddit post from a 72-year-old who offers life hacks. Over the weekend, Nikki learned a life lesson about perfor...

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It's a little bit surprising that Brian has custom hello tones for different people. Nikki has her version of goodbyes called the Glaser Exit. It's perfect for people who want to dodge an emotional interaction. The latest Max series, "Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV," has Nikki's blood boiling. Over the weekend, Nikki had one of the worst moments of her career at a red carpet event for The Mark Twain Prize honoring Kevin Har...

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Nikki doesn't have to wait for a balcony accident to shed tears to her own tunes.  She felt consoled by advice Jeff Tweedy shares in his book. Brian and Nikki answer what's ironic and when they love riffing on stage. Brian shares his theory on "grey aliens" and abductions. Nikki is fascinated by communities around people who believe they are being "gang stalked". Nikki and Brian have some more pet peeves to share about airlines. Th...

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Nikki ropes Julie into the show for good reason. Imagine if podcasts didn't exist? What would comedians do? Noa and Brian try to explain the new bill that would ban TikTok. Julie thought she was an Enneagram 3 all week when she is really a 1. Nikki tells an anecdote about her dad not finding his favorite dish on a menu. Julie breaks it to Nikki that her dad is about to upset the whole neighborhood. Nikki is on a mission to get her ...

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No, Nikki did not bring a pet brush for show and tell; it's a new one she found that is gentle on her hair. A reminder that there are two things most people find gross that Nikki loves: warts and plaque scraping. Nikki almost lied and said she felt achy for her age, but she feels fine. She and Brian talk about pain manifesting in the body and how to overcome it. Everyone would be better off if they found community. Make sure you do...

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Julie is back, twinning with Nikki in matching sweaters. It was hard not to love Ryan Gosling's Oscar rendition of "I'm Just Ken". Nikki took Brian on the road this weekend as her opener. He got a front-row seat for an exchange she had with a doppelganger. Backstage, they delved into Enneagram numbers and shared what they learned about each other. Nikki reads the test for Besties to take at home, and Julie also finds out her number...

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Nikki and Brian went to see U2 at The Sphere and they have a whole lot to say about it. 

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The Nikki Glaser Podcast proudly joins iHeart's International Women's Day festivities and their Women Take The Mic series. Nikki and Brian give a warm welcome to everyone's little sister, Esther Povitsky of Drugstore June & Trash Tuesday podcast. It's no secret that Nikki's material has been reflections on not wanting kids and the joys of avoiding parenthood. Esther, eight months pregnant, has a casual attitude to pregnancy. To...

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February 28, 2024 52 mins

Everyone's getting ready to kick back and enjoy some downtime! Nikki's adventuring down under in Australia, while Noa's tying the knot. Amidst all the excitement, Nikki delves into the chilling last words of Sam Kinison. Meanwhile, she's also intrigued by DMT, but Brian's not vibing with the idea of being too disconnected from reality. And hey, misspelling Brian's name? Definitely not cool. Speaking of uncoolness, what's the deal w...

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Is football rigged? Is Travis Kelce on another level? And what's the deal with people hanging out in parking lots in Fort Pierce? Nikki and Brian are diving into these burning questions, armed only with speculation. Nikki's craving more sunlight, can her upcoming Australian vacation serve her some rays? Brian's got a cautionary tale about his near-death experience Down Under. Trauma yoga voice has been Nikki's saving grace amidst h...

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It's part two of our pre-Super Bowl podcasts from the iHeart and NFL stage. Things take a turn as both Nikki and Brian are recognized by their guests. Brian's shirt brings about a 'Jerry Maguire' moment with Rodney Thomas' agent, and Chris Long learns that the new sports broadcaster he thought looked like Nikki Glaser IS Nikki Glaser! Brian makes a move to catch Tyreek Hill. In the Final Thought, Nikki and Brian synthesize their ex...

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