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January 22, 2024 39 mins

Gizelle and Robyn talk about American nutrition, dastardly deers, iPhone updates, Nicki Minaj, “coochie spitting”, listener emails, bidets, and more!    

 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect
Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shay. I am Jiselle Barryant.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
What's up? What's up? Everyone? This is Robin Dixon. Thank you,
Thank you, thank Okay, this is episode what is this
one one hundred and twenty? This is one episode one
one hundred and twenty and twenty.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
So anybody who's listened to every single episode?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh, yes, email do you exist? Yes? Do you exist
every every episode? You can?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
You can honestly say you have listened to every episode, yes,
email us.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
All right, So if you get a prize if you've
listened no, no, no, no, you don't want to.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
What's twenty people, Robbie, we can give twenty prizes, okay, okay,
anytime I don't want to give some free to the people.
Robin is like, no, well, I mean look, I'm just
trying to manage expectations here, all right. So if you've
listened to everyone, yeah, tell us what you love about

(01:10):
the podcast, like, what you want to see more of,
what you don't like, what you want us you know,
if there's something that we've done in the past that
we haven't been doing like all of that. Just give
us like all of the rundown of the deats of
how you feel about the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yes, indeed, indeed, and then come to our show of
February first. It's coming up February first, Rob and I
will be in the City Winery in Philadelphia at seven
thirty eight o'clock something like that. I don't know, in
the evening. Yes, so it's going to be there. Some
of Philadelphia.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Eagles will be there.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Jalen Hurt if you don't start to do the name
of you, he will be there. And we've got some
other surprise guests. Alan might come through.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
He doesn't live in Philly anymore, but Philly's always homes. Yeah,
this is true. AI in the buildings away.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
We don't have some people, okay, So be sure to
get your tickets.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Go to Citywinery dot com to get your tickets. Yep.
And we would see y'all search for reasonably shady. Yeah,
well we'll see y'all in Philly, all right, Yeah, I
love that. Okay. Do you have a reasonaly shady moment? Okay,
I do, so it's not really a moment. I'm actually
just being shady towards my neighbors. Oh, I love this.

(02:26):
So this is getting good.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I don't even know what the hell hair I know,
it's not even not I love neighbor drama.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Okay, it's not that deep. It's not drama. It's not
it's not it's not that deep. Okay, So tamp simmer down,
simmer down. It's like the middle of January, maybe like
towards the end. And not only do they still have
their Christmas decorations still up? Yeah, they still have pumpkins
outside a whole new year. We're in a whole new year.

(02:57):
Wait a minute, are those pumpkins? They still have pumpkins
from Halloween? Yes? Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Hell to the now I'm confused. I'm like, are they
This is not even sanitary. They're not black by now, No,
when they turned different color. One of them is like moldy.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
One of them has like rolled down the steps the porch,
and now it's like in their walkway, like the sidewalk. Okay,
you know, let me say, when I leave here today,
so I'm when I drive by the house, I'm gonna
start honk. I'm just gonna be take your decorations down.
And I don't know if they're just like leaving it
out for like the deer to eat. Like they're just like, oh,
we're just gonna feed the deer or something, but like

(03:35):
put them, put them in the backyard. We're talk about deer. Weird.
How do you have Christmas decorations and pumpkins up at
the same time. I mean, it's just wrong, it's idiotic.
But I want to I do want y'all know. I'm
in Robin's house right now, and you have your tree
still up by the way, as I don't have my
pumpkins up. Okay, So when is your tree coming down, Robin? Yesterday?

(04:00):
It's coming down here yesterday, okay, because it is fake
so it's easy, yes, yes, yeah, you know, I mean
it's it's trust me. By the end of tonight, it
would be all the way in storage, all the way storage. Okay.
I like that. So the shady people are your neighbors
or I'm being shady for talking about my neighbors. No,

(04:22):
you no, we gotta talk about our nighbors. My name,
but yeah, they're just they're just shady and backwards, like
pumpkins on the in January.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
It's January, yes, okay, So my shady moment is I
and I And every time I go out of the country,
I always have this feeling like the food in the
United States sucks. Yes, they put all kinds of park
and preservatives, additives, all kinds of nonsense and.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
That we don't even know about. Yes.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Then when you go to another country, you start your
body just starts feeling better. You start eating that food
and you're like, oh, I'm not creaking and I feel great. Yes,
So the shady people is usda Okay, because since I've
been back and like eating and doing what I'm normally
doing when I'm here, I'm dizzy, I promise y'all.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
I'm dizzy, Okay, I'm woozy. When I go to bed
at night.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
My head is spinning right, and I'm not drunk. So
I'm confused. I think it's the food.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
It is the food. The food's so bad here. It
is horrible, so bad you can't trust it. Now. You
really have to almost just cook your everything yourself, like
you know, go to the organic market, get all the
organic stuff and cook it yourself. And it's so funny
that you bring up, are you finished? I'm finished.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
But there's a guy that I want to tell you
all about that. I've been following Who's Who's who is
terrorizing the food industry because he's saying, don't buy this
by this, but go ahead, yes, So I'm gonna look
up who eat his name?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
This is another just shady moment in my house. So
one has fallen into that trap where of seeing all
these videos on Instagram that talks about how bad the
food is. Right, this man is damn near starving himself.
He won't eat anything. He will It's so frustrating. He'll

(06:14):
be like, what are we eating for dinner? And I'll
tell him to be like, nah, I'm not eating that.
I'm like, okay, Well, he won't eat fish, he won't
eat beef, he won't eat chicken, he won't he won't like,
he won't eat anything. I'm not mad at him, but
it's like we're killed. It's so much information out here
that it's becoming confusing. Everything is contradictory. So then he's like,

(06:35):
I'm just gonna eat a bowl of cereal and I'm
like okay. So I say to him, there's preservatives and
there's additives, and there's sugar and it's processed and blah
blah blah all of that, Like, what do you mean
You're just gonna eat cereal? Right? And he's like, I'm
just gonna get a smoothie okay, full of sugar, and
then and our sugar is not the same, right, right,

(06:57):
And so I'm like, well, if you're going to do that,
you if you're really going to do this, and you've
got to eat you know, vegetables. And we were vegan
at one time. Yeah, I remember that, Robin. It was
like six months. I was you can't say we were
vegan at a time and it's six months. And I
was with you during the six months. And I promise
you you was eating meat. No, you were sneaking, no meat, sneaking.

(07:22):
I was that no, no, no, no, no no. I
started off very disciplined, did you, And then I started
eating fish and then it just and then I was
like I need a taco and then just like but
we were vegan, we were doing like way y'all. She
blamed it on filming. She's like, I can't be vegan
while we're filming. Why not, It's the producer's fault. That

(07:49):
was absurd. Let me tell you that ship. It was
highly absurd. But anyway, I digress. That's that ship was hard. Okay,
I stopped. I had my kids being vegan as well,
so I was sending them to school with like spinach
salads with strawberries like all this stuff. And then they
started losing weight, and they were already little, and Corey

(08:11):
was playing football, and I was like, oh no, no,
so I had to take them off first, okay, and
then gradually it's just wasn't sustainable for me anyway. So
now I'm like, okay, well, well if you're if you're
if you're not gonna eat any meat protein, like none
of this stuff or whatever, no dairy, no meat, then
you might as well go vegan. But you've got to
eat stuff with protein, like beans and all that stuff.

(08:32):
But he doesn't like beans. He doesn't like the stuff
that you should eat together. I don't know. I'm telling you,
next time you see him, he's gonna be eighty five packs. Yes,
he's gonna be shriveled up. Or he's just gonna go
the complete opposite way and then just start eating nonsense. Again.
It's just okay. There's a dude, maybe Carlly combine it.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
He has very long hair, yeah, right, and he's got
a sight and he goes through like Whole Foods and
all these stores and he's like, don't eat this, don't
eat that, don't eat this, and he goes through the
ingredients and he tells you like what to what to get.
And when I tell the car's gonna find that out
because I do want to give you. I do want
to shout him out, because I've been like following his

(09:14):
page and I'm gonna start getting more and more.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
And I was telling the kids, I was like, I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Start getting more like strict food, not strict food, but clean,
clean food.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yes, because it does matter, right, it does matter, and
I think it contributes contributes a lot to like our health, cancer,
all of that type of stuff. But it's so confusing
and it's so contradictory. You might see a post like
that from that guy, and then you go to the
comments and they're like, oh, that's not true and what
about this and what about that? And you have people

(09:45):
offering all of their different opinions, and it just becomes
so confused. He's in the store and he's showing you
the label. I've seen him before. I don't know if
it's the same guy I've seen a guy. Does he
have long black hair? I don't know, And you're like,
why is your hair that long? I don't know, man,
maybe I would remember that. Okay. I've seen a guy
doing it with water bottles. Okay, you know he's like,

(10:05):
don't drink this, but drink this, and it's just so
it just becomes so confusing. I'm not confused. I know
we The food here is terrible. I agree with that.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, so I bought some and I bought some pasta
over there. I'm just gonna eat pasta from another country anyway.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Okay, so I have an update on on our favorite subject.
What's our favorite subject, Robin penis length. Okay, what's our
second favorite subject? Deers? Okay? Okay, so.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
So you everyone knows Robin Robin and want hit a
deer tore up their car.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
I hit a deer tore up my car. Yeah, just
got my car back. Recently, the deer eat our plants.
Deer eats our eat our plants. The deer out of
can tu yes, And I did.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
A public service announcement and I said, y'all got to
do something about these goddamn deer.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Okay, they were listening to me. Oh what happened.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, they said doe too reasonably shady. Starting tonight, the MPs,
who is MPs, the National Park Service will be reducing
the deer population.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Okay. First of all, let me before I even say this,
I'm reading the news. Do not come for me, you
animal people, and tell me that I'm an asshole. Okay,
don't do that. Okay. So I'm going to continue to
read the news, all right, the Nation News. Where which
news outlet? This is the Washington Post. Okay, all right, good,
there we go. So the National Park Service when they
said due to reasonably shady, but.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
They said yes, because of reasonably shady and what providence
I have gone through, the National Park Service will be
reducing the deer population at some of the national parks
in Washington, d C.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Okay, okay, and Maryland within the first four months of
this year.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Okay, okay, So between anyway second April fifteen, they're going on.
The laws were taking up where there are dagging them down. Okay.
So safety measures will be in place. This is the
funny part, and it says not funny, kind of funny
to me. Safety measures will be in place to protect

(12:17):
park visitors as well as neighbors during the operations.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
They don't get shot up.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Under the direction of the NPS, the National Park Service,
highly trained firearm experts who are experienced in conducting wildlife
reduction operations will.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Be at work at night. Oh wow, so if you
jog at nights stay to help, they would have a
seal day. You know. Those whoever those people are that
are taking those deer out, they are so excited.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
They said that in the past twenty years there has
been an over abundant population of white tailed deer dull. Yeah,
and they've damaged the forest regeneration areas and they've damaged
Giselle and Robinson cos.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
It's about so it's about the forest for them there. Yeah.
I thought it's a hazard to people's lives because they
can hit your car and you can get an accident.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Right, not only one, they're they're eating my shrubs. And
I paid good money for them. And the Mercedes dealership,
by the way, I never gave them a shoutout. Shout
out to Chris who works in the service department in
the Bethesda Mercedes dealership who is like my guy. Yeah,
he just took care of me. Is your car done?

(13:30):
My car is done. Oh nice, Yeah, he took care
of me. They the way that they the service that
they give you is amazing good.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
So thanks guys, that's awesome. Yeah, so I got my
car back and the deer are being hand doled, dumb right,
one firearm at a time. Moving on.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Okay, So we have random emails that we'd like to
share with you guys, because we always ask you to write.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
So here we go.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Oh, before I say this, I do want to say
those who have Apple, they are Apple subscribers. Oh yes,
it is not an automatic subscribe.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Okay, right, I'll take it from this. Thank you. Okay, So,
because y'all know I don't know, Yes, if you have
updated your iPhone, yes, it is likely that your podcast
subscriptions did not carry over. So you need to go
into your podcast app and resubscribe to Reasonably Shady and
whatever podcast you subscribe to every month, right every time? Yeah,

(14:31):
so anytime reasonably Shady a new reason Me Shady is released,
it's not automatically going into your your podcast feeds, so
you have to go to reasonably Shady and resubscribe again
if you've done the update. Just but for anyone, if
you have an iPhone, just check, just check and see
that you're you know that you're still subscribed to reasonably Shady. Yes,
if you're not, please do so. Please also feel free

(14:54):
to rate and rank and review us. That helps. Oh yeah,
give us five stars. If you're not going to give
us five, don't even rate. Yeah yeah, thanks, thanks. You
know what I think I said? I've said before people
who give like four stars and they're like, oh, it's
so great, it's amazing, And I'm like, why didn't you
give a five star? Have you seen that before? Now?

(15:14):
I haven't. I've read, not particularly to us, but like
when you read like product reviews or restaurant reviews, it's
like there they give you four stars and they have
zero complaints. They say, oh it was great, or the
service is great, the food was great, the product was great,
And I'm like, why couldn't you get five? Like are
you just like an like you're just a stingy person,
like you just can't hand out perfection that you're just

(15:36):
an asshole.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, So, speaking of rating, I would love to know
what your rating is for the new Nicki Mina's drop.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Oh okay, let's we're like a little late for that, right.
That was a few weeks ago. I like it, Okay, okay,
rating you want to rating? I like it. I felt
like there was only like a one or two like Bangers,
uh huh, but I still liked it. So I rate
it in eight.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Because you are a music hater. We've established that with fiance.
Don't get offended.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
True, Nope? Okay, So you're hating on Nikki too, an
eight and eight eight point five. I'm giving it a
ten and eight. It's really good. Come on now, okay,
I'm moving on.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
The Queen Pink Nikki is getting a ten from Giselle
and ate from eight is good a b.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Moving on.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
So this Sharuna Brown Chirrunna Brown, krok. I think I'm
saying it right. Oh, it's pronounced Kreana. Kreana Brown wanted
to share her story about a guy I slept with
for the first time and then never again. Okay, okay,
who didn't read this chat? No, I don't think so. So,
she said last year, she attended a party with her cousin,

(16:52):
her cousin and her sister and they got to know
the guy. At the party, drinks were flowing and she
felt chemistry and after being celibate for a while, she
decided to get some Okay, okay, So they hooked up
later that night and things were going great until he
tried to spit in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Oh what, she said. She turned her hand and spit
got on her cheek. This is a custake, she said.
I was so grossed out. I kicked him out into
the cold. Not the cold, apparently after taking after talking
to some friends, there are women who like men to

(17:32):
spit in the no or on their kuchi because they
find it kinky. No't read this some straight faces anyway,
So she said she views it as a sign of disrespect.
God damn it.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
And either way, I'm not into it, and I was
not about to have be a repeat customer for that
guy and his sexual services.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
I think.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
I think this was a very reasonable decision. Absolutely, it
was a very reasonable decision. Okay, let me just say this.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Spitting in their mouth is is a no no, especially
on the first time you hook it up with this
person you barely know them. Okay, but what she's sitting
is okay. I mean, if you're down there and you
get to spitting, go right ahead. But but it's like, okay,
you're spitting for a reason, I guess you know. But yes, Cuchie,

(18:32):
spitting is fine. Do not spit in my mouth or
my face or my neck, like I don't want to
spit anywhere? Who does that? No? Who's okay? Yeah? So
so just just save all the spit for the kuci.
That's that's like some R Kelly ship. No, no, we
didn't say peing. That's like progressing to some R Kelly ship.
It's very true. Yes, it's not okay, No, it's not okay.

(18:56):
I mean he should have been more like, baby, I
spitting your mouth, you know what I'm saying? And she said,
I don't, just right, didn't know, and then they can continue.
But you know, I cann't imagine that happening. Can you imagine?
I can't. We just started this podcast.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
And by the way, Robin took a shot, not alcohol
of a I don't know kind of shit.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
It was a brain shot. It's a mind energy shot.
It's a focus, memory and drive. Yeah, focus, and it
kicked in by Kali kicked it. I'm a wait for
I'm a waiting for Robin's brain to start working. Guess
what it's working now? Damn it?

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Okay, So this person has a question, and this is
you know, we're gonna segue.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
We're gonna change gears here, Hello, g and R. Has
anybody ever called us gn R? This is a little weird.
It's weird. I mean it's not like hard to believe. Well,
normally people say like the GBS. Yeah, but maybe they
were just lazy they didn't want to type our names out. Okay.
Her name is Mayesha.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Okay, okay, I'm surely considering relocating to Maryland. It was
wondering what area is good to live. I'm black and
I don't want to I'm black, but don't want that energy.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Oh my god, I read that. You've already I'm like,
why are you reading that?

Speaker 2 (20:28):
I prefer suburban living family neighborhoods that is quiet but
close to gas, grocery, Target, and Starbucks. Yes, by the way,
I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Okay, So she she wants to be in a diverse area,
not too urban, not too you know, unurban.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Yeah, or said she wants us to be quiet, but
she doesn't want to live around black people.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
She's trying to say something. But look, I'm not getting
into the judgment. I will say m M. The County
that I live in, I think is perfect for what
you described, which is Howard County. Howard County, Okay, yes,
Like Howard County is very diverse. Yeah, you have all
of the places that you need, all the shopping groceries.
Traffic is not insane, no to get around anywhere? And

(21:11):
do you have a Starbucks? Oh? And I mean I
posted this recently. Columbia, Maryland, which is in Howard County,
was ranked somehow the safest city in America. Do you
have a Starbucks? Of course, we have a Starbucks?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
And I read that, Yeah, well come and I was like,
have they been to the mall? Have they been to
Columbia Mall?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
It's no shape? Shape? What's wrong with Columbia Mall?

Speaker 2 (21:32):
I know several people that have gotten robbed in that mall,
but I don't want to say that publicly because I
don't want to throw shape to Columbia Mall. But whatever,
let's move on. Do y'all have a Target of course? Okay,
y'all do have a Target?

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah? Okay, well we're good then of course, Target, Whole Foods, Wegmans,
Oh yeah, don't you have aman? Yes, everything, J's and Costco,
Let's talk about that, because you know, did we talk
about the fact Jason used to work in the Okay,
this was his high school Okay, no shade to Jason,

(22:05):
you know, getting his little highchool coins. So he used
to work in Wegmans and apparently he was doing a
great job because they want him to be the manager,
to which he was like, hell no, but he swears
by Wegmans. He loves that. Yes, he's like, oh my god, Wegmans.
He used to talk about Wegmans and I'm like, we
don't have a Wegmans near me. Oh you don't, but
we kind of do. Now, Okay, it's in DC. You

(22:25):
might as well go to the one in Columbia. I
like the one in DC. Okay, yeah, it's I mean
it's upper DC. It's close to me. Anyway, Wegmans is
the bomb, the bomb. Okay. So if you want some
like prepare food, yes, go through Wegmans. And it's not
bad prepared foods. Have you had the chocolate chip cookies yet?

(22:49):
Do we have this conversation? Have I shared? Probably? Have
I shared someone? Are they frozen? No? No? No, no,
They're they're fresh. They come in like a little plastic tub. No,
they are the best cookies ever? No, I don't have
any carlies, Like, do you have any Have you had
the chocolate cake? No? Have you had the crab legs?
I don't really like King krab legs. Okay, you know

(23:11):
I'm a Baltimore girl. I need like the real crab.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Listen, I don't want to a little fake old crab weg
mins we over here trying to get a gift card.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Feel I'm gonna give you some cookies or the next
time you go, look for the chocolate chip cookies in
the plastic. But they have so many different kinds. I
know I have to show you a picture. I'll see
a picture. It's so amazing. They're so good. Okay, yeah, emails, Yes,
back to the emails. Okay, So I thought you had
something else to say. I don't know you you, I

(23:41):
mean you're You're answered the I answered the question, but
your juice is kicking in your brain? Is finally fine
question I told Masha. I told my Asha to move
to Howard County, Okay, in Maryland. So I still love it.
I'm reading this because which is also where I'm putting
my new business next. Oh yeah, glow thirty ye when
will it be ready? I am in the process. The

(24:02):
architect is drawing still drawing up plans. Okay, so once
that's done, we used to go through permitting and the
build out and all that. So I anticipate from now
to be like a six month process. Okay, so maybe
sometime in June. In June, I'm just trying to figure
out when I get my free stump in June. Look,
they asked me, They're like, do you want the laser machine,

(24:23):
like we have it ready, and I'm like, so I
can like layers on my skin. Yes, yes, So well
I thought that's not standard to all glow thirties. No
it is, no, no, no, they said they're ready now,
so they can send me one that I can just
like keep in the house until Oh yes, yes, and
I can like not that I would be administering it
to the people. Yeah, but I could administer it to myself.

(24:44):
I know that's right, Ramis. But I'll be out here
looking very glow hopefully glow thirty. Okay, so glower glower
gray skits from whatever is it comes to my phone
a text message all the time, like asking her to
like subscribe, resubscribe or whatever. Oh, from glow thirty. Yeah,
has she been there before? She has? Oh, okay, but

(25:06):
it comes to my phone. It's very weird. I guess
you put your number down.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Okay, moving on. Okay, So this is from Sonya. It
says Hijzelen the Robin. My name is Sonya and I'm
from Lynn, Massachusetts.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Okay, I've never heard of that. F l I n
l y n N Okay, thirty minutes outside of Boston.
It's cold here.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
My best friend and I are both fans of Reasonably Shady,
and I love the Green Eye Bandits yay, by the way.
So I was in when I was in Saint Bart's,
I was very much minding my business and acting like
I've never been on a reality show all my life
and no one knows who I am. So I'm sitting

(25:44):
there and this boy jumped through a bush to.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Get to me and literally literally came through actually not bushes,
they were very beautiful trees. He busts through the trees.
He came through into the private little villa that I
was in. Right, I was gonna say, weren't you in
a villa? Well not.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
We were out and about and we okay, we were
doing big things. The owner of this restaurant was like,
y'all want to hang out some more. Let me take
y'all to my Personal Villain.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Oh okay. So I was like, and gay, I'm important.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
So we were sitting in the little Personal Villain and
this dude jumped through the trees and he was in
our villa, had no business in there. So he I'm
saying on this to say, he was like, oh my god,
I love the show. And I was like, yeah, okay,
and he said somethingbout reasonably Shady, and I was.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Like, yes, let's talk. Yes, you come to me. You
tell me you like reasonably Shady, Yes exactly, you one
of us. Yeah, well you like show. Okay, cool, But
but if you know, if you if that's how we
really know you like us. Yes, you tell us something
about reasonably shady. Yes, yes, yes, So we we chit chatted.

(26:47):
We love reasonably Shady with him, but anyway, we do
love Potomac too, no shade to Potomac. All right.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
So Sonya says that we began our weekly catch up
on the phone, her and her girlfriend, discussing the latest
events on the podcast and recapping what happened with Tomy.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Love You both. We are even planning our on attending
our next reasonably shady live event, live event. Hopefully you'll
have one in Boston. If not, girls trip Yes, so
Sonya get your girls trip on and come meet us
in Philly. All this to say, please make more Hoodies.

(27:23):
Robin Dixon's coming.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
It's about damn time, she says, insert Lizzo's songs.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Please. They've been sold out for what seems like faux avva. Okay,
fae faux eva. It's coming and we need to get ours.
It's called out here in New England. Yes, it's coming.
I just wanted to build an anticipation. What that's all,
Roight Dixon. We're leaving money on the.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Table, Okay, just build anticipation so like we can expect
the Hoodies win in March in two weeks, in two weeks,
because we are, we gonna have puddies.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
In our live show. Sure what, Robin? I hate when
you say sure. When you say sure, it is the worst,
like find out you will see. Okay, do you ever
say sure is not gonna work in your marriage? I
just want you to know that, not that we're married,
but I'm sure. Wan hates when you say sure, well
he does it too. He does well, he'll say, I'll

(28:24):
ask him like, oh do you want to go do this?
And we'll see. Okay, so so yeah, that's like Robin,
we have to be selling March at our event. Got it,
you got it, got it? I got it? Coming? Are
you on top of that? That's gonna be my question.
Oh okay, so yeah, I got it, I got it.

(28:44):
You got it, I got it. Because you don't have
much time to get it together. All I got it.
All right, I'll let you go. Okay, I got it.
All right, I'm sorry. I just took a little break
from life, that's all. Are you back? No? Okay, how
many if you come on back?

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Because this January, because everybody is we all expect everybody
to take.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
A break December fifteenth, right, break on. Well, I'm letting
everyone everyone else fall into line in January and then
I'll come back February. What yep?

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Okay, no, but Rober, we need wursed before February. Okay,
I'm gonna let you gone to read going to read?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Okay. This is this is a praise email for Giselle. Yay,
this is from Garan. I guess it's garn g e
R O N all right, Garan says, hey, ladies, I
recently got caught up with season eight of Potomac, and
can I just say I love your friendship, Robin. I've
never seen you so vulnerablefore this is he's talking about
the show. And I was so hurt to see you

(29:43):
that upset in that vehicle. I hated it. It gutted me.
But when Giselle caught when do you cry? And she
was activate, I was activating. I was ready. I said,
this is ridiculous, yes, he said, And honestly I wish
I had a friend like that in my corner. Anyways,
I love to see it, and I love high you
support one another, keep it up and best wishes to
you both. Oh and by the way, I'm a love

(30:05):
Robin all the way. Oh. So he didn't say he
was a jizzy or a G squad. You can be
a G squad too, now, Garrett.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Okay, right, yes, I was completely activated. I said, what
just happened to right now? Okay, we have work for Mohammad.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yes, so Mohammed, if you all remember, we love Mohammad.
He's one of our reasonably shadsters. Yes, this was like
in in the summertime. So he has an update from
a dilemma. He had a reasonable or shady or it
was an advice question that you have for us, and
it was one of his best friends was getting married
but she didn't include him in some things and he

(30:43):
was feeling really left out and in his feelings and
asked us what he should do and what do we say?
I think we told him not to go, right because
the wedding was in Puta Khana and it was a
lot of money, and we said, you don't need to
go because you aren't really invited in the first place, right,
So we told not to go. So he has a
follow up as Hi Jazelle and Robin. It's your favorite
person from Toronto, Mohammed. I wanted to give you an

(31:04):
update on the Puncha Kanta situation and ask for more advice.
So when I heard your advice, was my birthday week
and I had a party and my best friend attended
and I got blackout drunk and ended up spilling everything
that I was keeping in about the bachelrette party and
not being part of her bridal party. What you all
don't know is that she asked me to help set
up her bridal shower and even bring stuff, which I did.

(31:26):
I even told her that Giselle and Robin said that
you are not my friend and I shouldn't be going
to her wedding. Okay, Mommy, you need to keep e
guys between us. She can't be telling everybody she hates us.
I don't remember any of this, but long story short,
after a lot of talks with our mutual friends and
my therapists, they suggested I should go, but view it

(31:47):
as a vacation and not as her wedding, so I
ended up going. We barely spoke, and she reminded me
many times through her actions that I was just a
guest at her wedding and nothing more. I was hurt
throughout the trip, but I made sure that I had
a good time. On the last day of the trip,
it got back to me that she's mad at me
for some comments I didn't make about her wedding not

(32:09):
being classy. Even though a bunch of our mutual friends
assured her they never heard me say that. She still
believes that I haven't spoken to her since this last
conversation and don't have any intention to. And usually I
am the one putting in the effort of texting first
and checking in because I haven't done that. We have
not spoken in over six weeks. Do you think I

(32:29):
should reach out or leave it for her to make
the first move? Love Mohammed, and Mohammad says, I love
you all so much. I'm driving all the way to
Philly to see you. Yeah. First, yay, Okay, so we
got Mahama's gonna be in the house. Okay. First of all, Mamma,
is you lying? Mohammed is lying? Was it lying? You said? Disgirl,
this wedding is not classy? Okay you said it. Maybe

(32:52):
you were drunk because he said he didn't remember saying
all the other stuff. But right, so no question, Maha.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
And it's okay Mohammad that that it's okay to give
your commentary on the non classy wedding.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Okay. See, I'm I'm on the flip side. I feel like,
first of all, I hate being accused of something I
didn't do. Okay, Okay, So if Mohammad did not make
these comments and people are saying that that would like
burn me up and I and this has happened to
me many times where people accuse me of doing things
that I haven't done, especially things that like I wouldn't do.

(33:28):
So that's number one. And then number two if his
friend after he tells his friend, no, I didn't say that,
that that I don't know where that came from. If
she's still choosing to believe that he said that, Like
for me, that's just a killer, Like, oh, okay, so
I told you, I told you I didn't say it,
but you still believed I said it. So why am
I still friends with you? Why would you want to

(33:48):
be friends with me? Why would you want to continue
this friendship? So that's that's my perspective, Like this actually
kind of triggered something in me right now, okay about
eight right, Okay, I don't like being accused of something
I didn't do. And when I tell you I didn't
do it and you choose to still be believe it, Yeah,
that's it. There's nothing else I can do. I'm not

(34:10):
going to sit here and try to prove it. I'm
not trying to state my case. I'm not going to
try to, you know, kiss her ass and be like
hold blah blah blah. No, we ain't doing that. We're
not doing that. So mohamet, the ball is my is
I'm concerned. The ball is in her court if she
wants to circle back to you and realize the friend
that she lost, the friend that she offended, and that's
on her. But as far as I'm concerned with you, Muhammed,

(34:33):
I think you should just act like you ain't never
met her before.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Well, he should have listened to us in the first place.
We told him not nothing to go, and then he's yeah,
he told her just all a rod and said that
he should not go, and he went and packed his
bags anyway. Yeah, so we have to tell him on
February first, you should listen to us in the first place. True,
And we know you trashed her wedding, as you should be,
cause if I went and you're not speaking to me,
I trashed that wedding. That wedding socked.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
He trish it in his brain, which is fine.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Okay, wait before you read that. I know there's something
that you can't live without. Oh, it's changed your life.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Oh okay, it's not an iPhone seventeen. Okay, no, no, no,
So I asked you earlier because it's something reminded me
a little bit earlier in my house. Is there something
that is new to you, but you like can't figure
out how you went this long without it? Yes, okay,
do you want me to tell you? Do you? Yeah?
I want to tell You're going to tell me. Okay,
you go first. Okay a bedet? Do you have a bedet?

(35:30):
I've always had a bedet? You have a bedet? I
never use it? What you never use it? I never
use it? Why? I don't know, because it's like an
extra step. No, it's the Oh my god, no it's
not it. It's like it's it's an extra step. But
it's a great extra step, right what Wait, So it's
attached to your toilet that you use. Okay, okay, so

(35:51):
wait wait wait in this house, I don't have it.
Oh but I the house like I had in Baltimore. Yeah, forever, Yes,
I had it actually put in Okay, so we're used. Okay.
So do you have the kind that's like separate from
your toilet? Yes? Okay, so so no, So now they
make the days that you can just attach to your toilet.
It's just like a little contraption. You can get it

(36:12):
from Amazon. It's not that much money. It's a little
and you and you can connect it to your toilet
that you're already sitting on and you turn that thing
on and you get nice and clean. Okay, just shoot
water up your booty. Yes, okay, yes, okay, but it's amazing.
And now I'm like, I don't want to like travel

(36:34):
uh huh.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
And this is another reason not leaving the house. This
is just a reason why she's not leaving the house.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Guys. The butdet world has given Robin another reason. Not
just what they make travel bedets. Oh shit, I'm done.
I'm done. But I'll telling you that thing is amazing.
So get the like, get the the attachment. Now, I'm
telling everybody, get the yes. And this is not it's

(37:02):
the company we got. You're not getting paid for this, No,
I'm not, because so much that we talk about we
don't get paid for. The brand is called you can
do an Amazon or you can just go directly to the website.
It's called Tushy t u s h Y and they
make a bidet attachment is the best thing ever. I
don't want to get into detail and gross people out
or whatever, you know, just talk about you know, the

(37:24):
clean numbrocess and all that whatever. But I love it.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
You love it, You love the little the booty, I
mean the water squirting up your booty. Yes, okay, I'm
here for that. Okay, do you have something I was
just gonna say, my new fenty lip gloss.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Okay, so she has Grace for Christmas, gave me this
lip bomb care.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Right. But it you know, when it's on, it's like
really shiny, so it looks like lip glass. Huh. It
is so good really, yes, like for your like dry
to prevent dry lips and cracked lips. Yeah. So I
put it on before I go to bed. I put
it on when I wake up in the morning. I
put it on all the time. It is just like
so gooey and oohy, and it smells good and they
have different flavors. It's good. It's like lipcare. It's like

(38:16):
the fenty lipcare or something. Okay, yeah, all right, I
can't live without it. Good. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
So I traveled with it because sometimes because you know me,
I have like my travel stuff and then I have
my stuff from home.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yeah. I was like, no, this got to go in
the bag. Yeah, travel bank. So you have two? I
have three actually yeah okay.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
So yes, and I use other stuff for like lip care.
But yeah, it doesn't compare to to what Rihannic got
going on.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
That's good to know. Yeah, she's upgrading her stuff. She's
got more kids to pay for us. Anyway, we gotta go.
This has been an amazing episode.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Once again, don't ever forget to live your life, either
reasonable or Shade. Reasonably Shady is a production of the
Black Effect podcast Network.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you listen to your favorite shows, and you
can connect with us on social media at Robin Dixon, ten,
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