January 29, 2024 • 38 mins
Gizelle and Robyn discuss Reasonably Shady S4, cotton candy, Super Bowl picks, CJ Stroud, Tristan Thompson, Usher, Juan’s gym fiasco, Barbie snubbed, Beach Week, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect
podcast network and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am gisellebra Ryant.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
What's up? What's up? This is Robin Dixon. Thank you
for being here? Everyone, Yes, gays?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, yes, yes, season four he's coming in quatraquatro.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yes. What language did you learn in high school?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Spanish?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You did?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah? Spanish and well no I'm lying French? French? Yes, so,
and I can't tell you one French thing really? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Can you count oom dult? Right? Is that it?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I have no idea what, but I do know some
Spanish that's crazy, yes, yeah, partly Brancis.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yes, okay, I thought that was Spanish.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Anyway, moving on, we are it's season fault, season fault.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah. We want to thank Black Effects, of course. Yes,
and you know I heart family Black Effect. iHeart Dolly
Charlemagne the whole. Not from what I understand they had
like they had no it's you know what wine is
part of the show today? Yeah, it's all good. Yes.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Why do you booth? So when when we first started?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I think they had like thirty some podcasts. Yeah, they
don't have I don't changes.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
They probably have had. There's probably been some drop offs, yeah,
some new ones, but we still have but we're still here. Yes,
that's so true. People don't realize how difficult not I
don't want to say difficult, but but podcasting requires a commitment, yes,
and consistency, and people appreciate that. You know, so and
(01:51):
I and listen. We're going to get to all of
the emails that we received this past week. But that
was one of the sentiments that people wrote. They said,
you know, we love that you all are consistent. Even
on a holiday, when you know that you're not going
to be around, you still give us something. Yes, that's
because we love you guys.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Is it because or is it because Jazelle just continue
to show up at your house? So I keep showing
about Robin's house, so we keep doing the podcast.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
All right, she misses me. I do?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I do all the top anyway? All right? So do
you have a shady moment?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I do? And this is more I don't know. I
don't want to call it a shady moment. This is
just like another Robin moment, robinism.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yay, I like robinisms.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
So do you remember around Black Friday? When I was
when we were talking about, like if we did our
Black Friday shopping and I think you said, oh, you
got all your girls Christmas gifts and yeah, done, and
I was like, yeah, I just bought some furniture covers
from my outdoor furniture.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I don't know if you told me that you gave
me that. Oh okay, I wasn't listening.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I did. Okay, that was Black Friday. Why why are
those furniture covers still in the box? So you haven't
taken them out? No, I haven't. And we've had rain, snow,
Oh my god, ice, so you bottom off sale.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I think one needs help with the printer. Okay, we're
having some issues. We're having some technical issues.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Okay, hold on, it's okay. I saw him stumbling and
fumbling over so Robin, yeah, you saved money on the covers.
We got a deal, we got to deal and everything
probably percent off. And why didn't you put them on
the furniture? I mean, okay, just like being lazy, and
then it would always happen. It would like rain and
(03:40):
then I'm waiting for, you know, to give a couple
of days for it to dry off, right, and then
it would rain again, and it just kept getting wet
or damp. And then the days when I probably should
have been doing it, I probably was on my couch
doing nothing. Okay, yes, And then we had snow this
past yes week. So now there's like four inches of
snow oh, on top of all of my outdoor furniture.
(04:02):
And I'm just looking at these boxes that have been
sitting by my deck right you know, on it in
my kitchen, and I'm just like you bick idiots, like
big book Thanksgiving. We are now passed.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Oh wow, we're in February.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Martin Luther, King Dad, Yes, Martin Luther and the King.
And you couldn't put the covers on the furniture. I couldn't.
I couldn't open the boxes. I couldn't do anything.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Okay, you gotta do better, I know. Yes, this is
Robin being shady. Yes, yes, yes, okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Well my shady moment is a little different. So the
other day I was on the TikTok. Which are you
on TikTok?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No? I have like somehow I have a TikTok account
because I kept getting emails like, oh you have new
TikTok followers. Yeah what, Okay, so you.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Have no interest in getting talk. Okay, I don't really understand. TikTok.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
TikTok to me is kind of like Facebook, Like I
don't understand, like how you follow too much.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
But anyway, they do have a lot of stuff on
there to buy if you want to buy something. So anyway,
I was on there and I saw, because I posted
it yesterday, a cotton candy cake.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, yea, I saw something cloud cake or something.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
It's called a cloud cake. The whole cake is cotton candy.
So they have different flavor cotton candy layers. Right, It's
like it kind of looks like a rainbow can. That
sounds good to you, So wait a minute, Okay, it
sounds amazing to me. Okay, I am the cotton candy
queen over here. I love cotton candy.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I lived.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
So you were married to a man or you still
are married to a man that used to play in
the NBA, and they would have the cotton candy at
the games.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, you didn't always get cotton candy. Okay, not really.
So I used to date Sticky and.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
All that, a guy that played in the NBA, and
that was I was excited about.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
The game because the cotton candy. Anyway, I love me
some cotton candy. So I went through the game.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I wasn't really into the into the chancey and to
the people walking by, was sending a game okay anyway,
so that's probably why he and I broke up. Yeah,
so listen, I got the cake, I tasted the cake.
I did a little video because people were supposed to
videos on TikTok. I did all of that. My kids
come home and they're into cotton candy too. Oh but
(06:15):
and it's really like a kid thing. I was jumping
into my younger self. The kids were like, Mama, is
the dumbest thing I've ever seen. They were not into
the cake. Matter of fact, they hate the cake. Oh
really yeah, They're like, this is just regular cotton candy.
They wanted to be something more then. Okay, but it's
(06:35):
it comes in the shape of a cake, yes, a
round cake, yes, around cake, and you slice it, you
slice it with a knife like a cake. Yeah, and
then you use a fork and you know, you just
really just smash it in your mouth.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
It's called mouth smashing.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
And then it just tastes like cotton candy.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah, it is kind candy.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
So my kids were like, this is so anti climactic.
They were like not exciting, okay, which hurt my feelings.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
It should have been like layer in like actual cake
and cotton candy.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
That's what a door said. She was like, mine, where's
the cake?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Right?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I'm like, I don't think they can do that.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
That's not possible, right, Yeah, that would be weird, Like
how do you That would involve like something else that
would probably make it even grosser. So how did it taste?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It tastes like cotton candy. I enjoyed every every morsel, but.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Some cotton candy. Like Carter brought some cotton candy home
one day and he like, taste it in one time,
and they never touched it again because it wasn't good.
So it with this cotton candy was it was? It
was great, It was excellent good. Okay. Now did it
have what I saw? Because I saw you posted had
like multiple colors, yes, different flavors, so the flavors you
could taste the different flavors.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yes, yes, pink and blue are my faves.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Okay, yeah, so so you like the cake.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yes, yes, but I wanted my kids to be as.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Excited, okay, and they were not.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
They kind of poop pooed on me.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
It's good. That means more for you, very true.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yes, okay, let's add to my my big fat booty.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yes, let's add to the.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Big fat booty. Yes, sugar that we don't need to eat.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Right, Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
So February first coming up real soon, and we're gonna
be in Philly, Philadelphia.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Tickets are selling like hotcakes. Swimmon, you got to make
sure to get yours a S A P. We're at
City Winery.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yep, City Winery. I'm so excited. I really the past
previous two shows that we've done, it's just like so
cool to meet you guys in person and and give
you a hug and you, you know, for the people
who do the meet and greet, give you a hug
and do ask us anything live and in person?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yes, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
You guys really love that part. And then even have
like crowd participation. So it's really cool. So so live
show February first, Philadelphia.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
We want to hug y'all, So come on down.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
All right, we have something to talk about call Ravens
flock is flocking, its flocking.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Okay, so I want some Super Bowl predictions, Okay, okay, yes,
so right now we have Okay, well, so by the
time all right, so by time this airs disclosure.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, we're recording on a Wednesday. So the AFC Championship
game has not happened yet, so none of the championship
games that happened yet. No, but we're getting prediction right.
So right now it's Ravens Chiefs, Yes, Kansas City, Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift's coming to Baltimore, y'all.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I was like, I want to go to the game
to see Taylor Swim said that. Yeah, but I was okay,
you know, I'm like, okay, that's a lot okay.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
And then on the other side, what is it, Wait
a minute, they're playing the game in Baltimore.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yeah, I didn't realize that. Okay, Yeah, we're home team. Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
And then on the other side it's the forty nine
Ers and the Detroit Lions.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Okay, so what do we think if it is Baltimore
and Detroit, that just seems to be like the scrappiest
game ever, grittiest scrappiest game.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Everretty fans, Gretty team.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
People are going to jailty, no question.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Fan's gonna be fighting. No. Actually, so Baltimore fans are
like really gung ho about Baltimore. Yeah, but I've never
experienced or seen where Baltimore fans get into it with
other teams. You know what I'm saying. We're just like
really hardcore for our team, so super hard. I would
like to see. I would like to see Baltimore versus
(10:25):
Detroit Lions because I don't know if you know about
the Detroit Lions, like they've had misery for years with
their football team. I mean they recently went oh to
sixteen in the regular season like oh day, maybe last year,
a couple of years years ago. So and this is
the first time that they've even made it this far
I think. And this would be, of course the first
Super Bowl they would get to. So I would love
(10:47):
to see the Ravens and the Lions in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Right, It's like some animals, two animals going against it.
So can a raven beat a lion because the lion,
the lion is like they.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
They can poison them, they can put with what with
their beat?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Would there be. I think they would just like poke
their backs.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yep, and then they would poison into them and they'll die.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
That's, however, a devastating end to the biggest Baltimore Ravens
game in decades.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, the Ravens lost the AFC Championship to Kansas City
final score seventeen to ten. You can see it all
over their faces. This was a true heartbreaker in every
sense of the word.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Okay, so I was intrigued by this, this new little
young quarterback CJ.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Stroud is that his name?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yes? Who was?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
He's awesome. He's a cutie pie.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Now.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
He was always like.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Coming off the field and like giving praise to Jesus. Yes,
And NBC would cut him off, and CBS and whoever
else the game was.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Why wouldn't they let the boy talk about Jesus? I
don't understand.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Did they cut him off?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
As somebody said, they cut him off? Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I love the fact that he, you know, gives all
praise to Almighty GDP.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
He is steadfast in his faith. Yeah, and he you know,
every interview, every opportunity he gets, he praises God. He
thanks God. He's so and he's a rookie and he's
had a wonderful season. He's just like a it's really
great to see. And you know what, I find that
with a lot of football players, they're so gracious and
appreciative really yeah okay, yeah, yeah, I mean Lamar Jackson,
(12:24):
Like every article interview he does, he's so yeah gracious
and are because.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
He can like stick it to him now, like yeah
and take that.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah. He's always been like that though, But anyway, but
c J. Stroud is just it's really it's like refreshing
to see a young guy, yeah, be so proud to
express his faith. And he's like, y'all gonna hear this,
you know, I don't care what y'all want to hear you.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Right, And he's the quarterback for the Texans.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
He says that that football is his platform and he
is spreading the gospel of Jesus Christ and that is
his purpose. That's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
That is beautiful. Yeah. His mom was in the They
kept showing her, his mom in the stands at the
Ravens game, and she was just praying the whole time.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
The blood, the blood, the blood.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
She was stressed, you need to go home, lady.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, and they didn't pull it out. But he's young,
he's got a long career. Oh yeah, yeah, he should
be proud. The whole team, the whole city, his parents,
all of that should be proud.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah. And you know, I just I love football. It's
just something different about Yes, the passion and the competitive competitiveness,
and then the camaraderie like I saw in the Ravens
locker room after they won, they're just dancing and having fun.
Just it's such a brotherhood. And you know, I've talked
about this with my kids and their own experience playing
(13:52):
youth football, and like, I just felt like that experience
that my son Corey had playing football as a young
kid had really like I'm so thankful for it because
I think it has shaped his life into you know,
the student, the athlete, the young man that he is today.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
So yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
So speaking of the other profession called basketball, Yeah, we're
gonna talk about Tristan because Tristan got booted out the
league for twenty five games.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Why because he's a cheetah again.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Oh my god, cheated on Chloe and he treated cheated
on his bloodline. He is infecting it with steroids. Oh,
he is not passing drug tests.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I need to know exactly what he failed. I know
they said, well that's what, because don't they all take it?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I don't want to say that because I mean, so
it could be.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Something that's like that was he could have been taking
some sort of product like a protein or a criantine
or something that he didn't know had the wrong stuff
in it.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
But do we think he didn't know?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, well, I think.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Because he's been in the league for a long time
exactly so he knew.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just curious
exactly what it was that that caused him to fail
to drug test. I just can't imagine anyone who's been
in the league this this long. You know how often
you get drug tested to deliberately take something that's gonna
cause you to fail a drug test, right, I don't know,
but you know me, I'm always trying to like.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
See the best see the best interest in.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Well not just Trystan, but I'm always trying to like
give people the benefit of the doubt. And with him,
I just can't imagine that he would deliberately and intentionally
take steroids or whatever it is that they're trying to
imply that he took. Imply, no, he failed the drug test,
he took it or whatever. No implications here, Okay, Well,
whatever it was it he took. Yeah, I don't know
(15:50):
that he intentionally was trying to cheat, do you know
what I'm saying. I think it could have been something
some type of supplement that he took that may have
had something in it that is in the band's substance list.
Like that can happen, It can really happen. Okay, we
don't think like once a cheater, always a cheater, once
a drug Okay, Okay, let me tell you something.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
If that's the case, if we're going to apply Tristan
and Chloe, yeah two drug tests in the NBA, Yeah,
then every player in the NBA will fail their drug tests,
all of them, all, even the ones that you love
so much and think are so yes and it's great
and the old what a family, man. I'm telling you,
(16:32):
every last one of them.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
And we have intel.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
You know how Robin is the CSI FBI, She's a CIA.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I mean, I'm just realistic here.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, but the girls be telling us the girls in
the streets who they doing it with, be telling us
anyway we're gonna move on.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Well, some of them have NDA's.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yes they do, but they still talk to their friends.
Going back to Super Bowl, I want to talk about Usher.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah, so I.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Was just practicing right now. As we all know, he's
doing his his spin in his eight count and he's
saying how many times.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
You think is he precicing? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Okay, So he's doing all of that.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
What is the prediction about who he's bringing on stage,
because they haven't said.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
It's been very like close to the chest. Nobody's talking
about it.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Okay, So let's think about the songs that he's done with.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
So is he bringing out Jermaine Duprix?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I think he should.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
He should bring out j Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Dupree was so instrumental in his career.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah, so he as the beginning, But like, does he
have songs with j Yeah, he has songs for j D.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
After the night let's see yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
One right, Yeah, is he bringing out?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
But what is Jermaine? Okay, Jermaine? I feel like Jermain
Dupree like produced, but do we hear his voice? I
don't know if we hear his voice. But he could
come Jamaic could come out and just do like a
year on stage. Yeah. What about her? Not her Somemer
Walker that's their most recent song. Yes, but that's kind
of slow. So no, okay, So some walker stays home. Okay.
(17:57):
So he had a song with Beyonce. Yeah, no, Beyonce,
it's not coming. You know she said Jay for this Jay,
I mean Usher?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Well, Jay handles all the music for super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Oh j Z her husband. You know that guy you
know with the dress? Yeah? Him?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
So okay. So she told Jay no, does he have
a song with Rihanna?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
No, Let's let's just look it up because I can't
think off the top of my head Usher collaboration.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I think he's because he's I need a girl with
p Diddy. No, no, Diddy shot puppy.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
At the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
He better not be he He don't even have a
plane of money to get there. Okay. Little John yes, yes,
Little John yea yeah. Yeah. Oh and Ludacris, because you
have Little John and Ludacris. We're both on yeah yeah okay.
And he lovers and friends lovers and but they might
(18:59):
that might be a transition to catch his breath. Okay, okay,
from dancing twirling exactly. Okay, Okay, So we are predicting
yes to Little John and Ludacris, right, yeah? Welse did
we say yes to? Was that it? I think? So? Okay? Okay,
he said no to P Diddy, Alicia Keys my boo,
(19:22):
my my nah. No, we don't need her.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
And did you do something with her?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Did he?
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I don't know he did it?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Not Jay z okay o MG, oh my god?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
With will I Am.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
He actually came out super Bowl when they performed that song. Oh,
so we we've heard that. Okay, I love that song. Yeah,
he performed. He came out when they when they performed
Super Bowl Somebody in Love with Justin Bieber No, no,
Bieber No. I love Bieber by the way I do.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I like a good Beeber little freak with Nicki minaj Nah,
that might be good little Nikki sighting it?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I would.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I think that song is big enough. It doesn't matter.
You just throw everything to the wall for super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Okay, let's see, we got fed up with dj klled Drake,
Little Wayne usshert Rick Ross and Geez. Okay, that they
might bring all them out. I can see that, oh
without you with David Getto with David Goettos a DJ. Okay,
all right, so we we I think we figured it out.
We'll definitely see little John and Ludacris, that's all.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
John, Ludacris, and we might see Drake. I don't think so,
butod okay, yeah, I don't think so either. Drake is
over here doing other things. I don't know what he's doing,
but he's doing.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
We had like we must see little John. Must it's
a mass, yes, and then we need to let little
John have his little moment and say, from the window
to the walls, John Tudos drop down my bowl.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Oh okay, okay, I want you to know, Robert, your
face was so serious just now where you was like.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
It's dump my balls. Okay, y'all. I was like, like,
that is a song. I want you to think of
a song. Okay, but that is a song. When I
hear it, I think about just my wild times, you know,
just in the like fun times, like in the club, partying,
like that song was like popping when out was like
(21:32):
in the club all the time. Do you know what
I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yes, I can't think of I can't. Yeah, but I
mean because maybe because I'm still there. So there's no
one song club moving on. Okay, so can we talk
about one? No, maybe I can say that next week
for my shady moment next week. Okay, Well I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
We can talk about it.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Okay, we're gonna get We're gonna give the show version.
Wine got booted out the gym. So while I was
in the bathroom minding his business peeing in the corner,
I guess I don't I don't know how the bathroom
is set up. And this is I want to tell
the gym. The name of the gym Lifetime.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Sure, okay. And the reason why I know this is
because why I just told me the story. Okay.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
So he was highly entertained.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
I was. I was, really, did he cut his hair
off or something?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
He cut his beard down?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
So he looked right, he looks totally different, really, Okay,
in a good way.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
He's great.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
So he was at the gym and he was in
the bathroom and his dude was in there taking a
shit because he was in the stall, and I guess
that's signed for you taking a shit, taking the shit.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
He comes out and he just walks out the bathroom yep.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
And while I was like, yo, you better wash your
hands because that shit is nasty. And the dude turned
around and was like what, I'm gonna use hand sanitize,
and while I was like, you nasty man, You're disgusting.
So the guy walks out and he's pissed. So he
goes on the gym floor with his little girlfriend. He
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tells his little girlfriend what's happening because and why knows this?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I can't believe I'm telling the story not you know.
And of course when hot sauce it just letting her go.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
I doubt Wan knows that they're staring at him because
he can feel them staring. So he's across the way
and and he the guy looks at Wan, looks in
Wan's direction, and he was like, yeah, you're just an idiot.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
So Wa was like, I.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Think end somewhere in between he said, you're not my daddy.
I think that's what he was saying in the bathroom.
You're not my daddy.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah, you're not my daddy.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
I'm just gonna use hand sanitizing because that's gonna make
my hands clean.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
So anyway, before can I can I just interject here.
Wan is a germaphobe. Yes, so he his antenna is
always up for nasty shit. Okay. So when he's in
the bathroom, he is watching to make sure that people
wash their hands, because I mean and rightfully. So you're
in the gym, people touch the weight, they touch the equipment,
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and then people come behind behind you and you touch
it and all of that, and so that is how
germs get spread. Y Okay, I'm just giving you all
a little backstore of him that that is a passion
of his. Yes, avoiding germs.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Avoiding germs is a passion. It's a wine passion.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
So they're they're on like the main level of the gym.
Everyone's watching and the boy, the guy says to want
or in his direction, you're just an idiot. And so
then Wan was like, why was across the gym he
puts his things down.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Walks.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
The man walked over to Wan.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Oh man walked up to say, idiot, You an idiot,
And so one was like, what you say, what you say?
And you know, anytime a man says what you say
and he's coming at you, it's never good. So the
dude was like, he didn't say anything.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
So one was like what you say?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
What you say? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
And a guy like back the way and went back
to scurried back to where his girlfriend was. Okay, so
is the situation is over, it's dead. Wan leaves, the
dude leads everybody's back to their corners. The next day,
one comes to the gym. He tries to swipe his card.
They's like dirt there, dirt, dirt. In other words, his
card didn't work. They was like, you're no longer a
(25:25):
member here. You need you need to take a breather.
They told him he needed to take a breather.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Him and the dude got banned from the gym for
the for the altercation that didn't happen, which was based
off of shitting and not.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Washing your hands. Your hand. This is this is some drama.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
This is better than the real.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
We was so okay. So when he went to go
in the in the gym and they didn't let him
in and they didn't tell him right away, and he
was like, is this because of the incident, And so
they were like you know that because they did a
little investigation, like oh yes, And so he's like, who
do I need to talk to? So he kept the
person that he needed to talk to was not there.
They were at corporate and blah blah. Yeah, he was
(26:08):
blowing those people up and just like this is not fair.
So this this between the period of him being terminated,
his membership was terminated. Oh, it was terminated, ermonated. Oh
it wasn't like a ko No, it was that was
That was the message he received first. Membership has been terminated.
(26:28):
You've been removed from your family account. So he spent
like the whole week trying to get somebody on the
phone to talk to them and try to plead his
case and whatever. And then so finally he found out
yesterday that you know, he was able to talk to
them explain his side, and then they said, okay, we're
(26:51):
going to reinstate you.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Oh okay, I like that, but.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
We're going to give you a cooling off period. So
he'll be reinstated in a month thirty day cooling off.
But they also did the same thing to the other guys,
as they should because because he's thank his handstank spreading
malaria in the ship.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
I don't know if it's malaria, it's.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Quite he's spreading all Yes, he is him and his
nasty ass girlfriend. Yes, but it was it was so funny.
He was so mad, he was so upset. He was
just like, what do I do?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
So I want to talk about came talk about Barbie
really quickly, because I know you did not watch Barbie
and it was such a cultural phenomenon for women.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
And for girls.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
And Barbie got snubbed for the Oscars, the Oscar nomination.
She got Margot, Robbie and Greta I can't remember Greta's
that saying who was the producer?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
I mean the director. They didn't get nominated for an Oscar?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Okay, but Ken did? That would be oh not Ryan Ren,
Ryan Gosling, Ryan Gosling, he did, now mind you. Ken
was amazing and Ken kind.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Of stole the show. Okay, but Barbie should have gotten
it as well.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Really, okay, So tell me this. Did they get nominated?
Did all those all the people you named? Did they
get nominated for Golden Globes?
Speaker 3 (28:20):
I think so?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Okay. So it's like a big, like maybe a feminist
issue right now.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
It is because like, why wouldn't you nominate the director?
Right at least if you didn't, if you didn't like
the way Mark Margo acted, fine, you can at least
nominate the director. And that's what Ryan Gosling said. He
was like, I don't understand this. This doesn't make no sense, right,
I understand it. And the movie like broke records and stuff, right,
all the things.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeah, wow, yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
So Oscar nominee.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah, and they can't even It would be different if
Ryan Gosling wasn't wasn't nominated, you know, But since he
was nominated, it's like, Okay, well, this movie or the
caliber of the movie is worthy of being nominate an
actor here. Yes, Wow, that's messed up, you think, I
think so. Yeah, I think it's actually ridiculous. Now, I
(29:09):
was minding my business. I was at home, really minding
your business, Robert. When I'm at home, I'm actually minding
my business. Who's business in my end? When I'm at home,
there's plenty of business to get in, Yes, plenty. I
mean with my kids, my kids, Okay, I'm always in
my kids business.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
So speaking of my kids, they're like a little mad
at me, a little bit, not yeah, they're mad. Okay.
So there's this thing called Beach Week which is coming
up in June, which these seniors go down to Virginia Beach.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
That makes me nervous. Hello, and act a full and
rental house all that. So the parents put and I
had no intentions of talking about this, but anyway, here
we are.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
The parents put a little group chat together and.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
They were like, hey, we got to put our money
down if we're going to get this house. And and
so I was like, where is the parent the parental
supervision here? So all the parents was like, ain't nobody coming,
We're gonna be so one parents said they'd be like
in the next town.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
What the next town? Okay?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
So I was like, guys, I'm not feeling comfortable with this,
like at all, because it is an event set up
for disasters to happen. It's set up for drinking and nonsense.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Drinking, drugs, the whole thing, getting in trouble, getting arrested.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, And I don't feel like I'm a protect overly
protective parent. I feel like I let my girls live.
But I'm like, I don't feel good about this. So
yesterday I had to put the hammer down.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I was like, yuess what, guys, you're y'all are out,
And so their angels like whatever, I don't care, and
a door, was like, what she's like hot? So I said, okay,
I want to tell you what happened on my beach week.
So and this was obviously a hundred years ago, and
it wasn't Virginia Beach. She went to Jamaica, okay, oh
my god, or the Bahamas. I think it's Bahamas. And
(31:06):
we're in the hotel we were in. We had a
parent with us. My parent was in the hotel with us.
So do you want to know what happened to me?
I was in the hospital. So day three, I was
in the water. Something bit me in my face. My
face swelled up so badly I couldn't see. My eyes
were like swollen shot. I had to go to the hospital.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
So imagine if there was not a parent there. Right, Okay,
that was me, that's number one. Right.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
It was about fifteen girls two got raped. I don't
need to continue anymore, right, So I'm done.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I was like, yeah, I don't feel.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Good about this.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
No, So Grace didn't go last year.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
She didn't because her friend group, thank god, couldn't get
it together to like get a place okay, And I
was like yay, So she didn't even come to me
with it.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
The twins are like organized people. They're like, Oh, we're organized.
We're gonna get a place right now, We're gonna do
it early. It's freaking January and they're talking about Junie.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Yeah. So I don't recommend it. That's just me.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yeah, I don't feel good about that. Like that makes
me nervous just because, you know, I know what I
was exposed to, and I wasn't even allowed to go
to Beach Week, you know, and it's so crazy, Like
I even knew, not even to ask my parents, you know,
like I knew like that was like a hell no, right.
But I still, even without going to Beach Week and
all that, I still got into my you know, plenty
(32:26):
share of doing stuff that I shouldn't have been doing, right,
And when I think back on, you know, oh my gosh,
even okay, the times I maybe went to Ocean City
with a couple of friends. Yeah, my mom was there,
and we're still out in the street doing nonsense, doing
crazy shit right right with total strangers with you know.
I mean, I could just go down a list. I
(32:49):
remember being in Cancun and you know, hooking up with
some random ass guy.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Yea great rhy.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Don't know his name.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
So can I call you a sluthhore reform, Yes, Roby's
reform sluthhrror.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
But like, I don't know the guy's name. He can't
speak English.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yeah, the whole the whole line.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I mean, he could have kidnapped me for all I know.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Was he Dexter? Did you call him Dexter?
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Okay, like the serial killer? Oh no, not Dexa Shama Lester.
Wait a minute, Okay, what's the stella gotta grew back?
Speaker 3 (33:22):
What was the guy's name?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Him.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
He was Mexican. I was in CaCO and he was Mexican.
He was cute, but you know, and I'm doing yellow
shots in the club, all the things, all the thing. No,
so I even feel more comfortable to Grace as a freshman.
She's playing her spring break and I'm I'm like, okay, fine,
and I'm actually paying for some of this nonsense. It's
(33:48):
so funny because she sent me like she's.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Like, mom, this is where we're gonna stay, this is
where we're thinking about staying. And it was like the
most sedious, cheapest in Miami, in Miami, I said, Grace,
I'm get you a place to stay, honey, because you
can't stay and this bullshit like, but you won't have
bad bunchs.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
She should, well, yeah she should.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I think, well, I mean no, I upgrade her break slightly, like, yeah,
she's not. No, and so but she wants me to
come because she knows I'm stay in a really nice
hotel and then she come to my hotel. Yeah no,
but I mean I might if I'm free, I'm gonna go.
But anyway, so I'm cool. I feel much better with that.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah, I feel much.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Better with her being them being freshmen but a bunch
of seniors in high school and the situation is set
up for them to just act foolish.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Nothing, No, I don't feel good about that. Yeah. I
definitely did spring break in college, and we have fun,
but it was like a it was my group of friends.
It was some guys involved too that we were friendly with,
and so we felt protected and safe because we had
our guy friends with us as well, and we had
a good old time. Yeah, you know, we stuck together.
It's very interesting how you know, age wise, you're not
(35:02):
that much older, but a lot of maturing happens when
you go off to college and you develop, and I
don't trust those high school seniors.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Not one, but no.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
And it's kind of like New Year's This is how
I feel about New Year's Eve. New Year's E is
for amateurs. It's for people that really don't hang out
and party, and it's New Year's Eve. So they're like,
this is my opportunity, right, So they go out and
they fall down, They act like Robin as Sludhr, they
get their teeth busted out.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
I mean, it's a mess, like it's Hangover Part five.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
So that's why I feel like with these seniors, it's like, yes,
it's like a bunch of amateurs.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
You're just like letting them, letting them loose in the wild. Yeah,
they're just like never been there before, even though I'm
sure some of the people that are that you know,
were going they've probably already been wallowing out. I'm sure true.
I just I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah, So when did you become a reformed sluthhar Like?
When was it like age twenty three, age forty two?
Speaker 1 (35:58):
How old are you? Bro? Where were you reformed? I
just wanted when I started dating one? So that was
like a high school that was my senior year in
high school. You started dating one senior year high school.
Huh okay, and you went to Can't Coon your senior
year in high school, you were you were a slut wore. Then.
(36:18):
I think I was probably like a sophomore high school
Can't Coon. Yeah, why were you doing that? I was
a little I started early. Clearly, clearly you should be
like in the old folks home at this point, you
should be in senior living. Listen. I lived a lot
of life, yes, before I got with one, and then
(36:39):
it was like I just became like, you know, I'm
not gonna say it was perfect, but yeah, you know,
I kind of just like settled down, calm down. Yeah,
And I'm actually thankful for that, because.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Oh my gosh, if I was in college and didn't
you have a boyfriend, slut hor slut hoor, slut horror.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
I can't even I don't even want to think.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
About the things that you would have been doing. WHOA
thank God for one, Texus. Yes that it was meant
to me.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
It was meant for me to have a boyfriend in college,
because yes, okay, actually this you.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Know what I want to I want to we can
encourage our listeners to go out there and be slut horse.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
I'm sure a lot of them are. Yes.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
If you haven't done that in your life, I'm encouraging
you to go out there and make it happen because
at some point you need to get that out of
your system.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Yes, yeah, that's true. Yes, yeah, So we're out of here.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Guys, we're gone.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
You go out there, you be slow horse, don't ever
forget to live your life.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Be the reasonable it's shade, dude.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Just wear kandam or both fight. Yes, we're a kando.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Reasonably Shady is a production of the Black Effect podcast Network.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
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Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am gisellebra Ryant.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
What's up? What's up? This is Robin Dixon. Thank you
for being here? Everyone, Yes, gays?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, yes, yes, season four he's coming in quatraquatro.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yes. What language did you learn in high school?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Spanish?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You did?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah? Spanish and well no I'm lying French? French? Yes, so,
and I can't tell you one French thing really? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Can you count oom dult? Right? Is that it?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I have no idea what, but I do know some
Spanish that's crazy, yes, yeah, partly Brancis.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yes, okay, I thought that was Spanish.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Anyway, moving on, we are it's season fault, season fault.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah. We want to thank Black Effects, of course. Yes,
and you know I heart family Black Effect. iHeart Dolly
Charlemagne the whole. Not from what I understand they had
like they had no it's you know what wine is
part of the show today? Yeah, it's all good. Yes.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Why do you booth? So when when we first started?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I think they had like thirty some podcasts. Yeah, they
don't have I don't changes.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
They probably have had. There's probably been some drop offs, yeah,
some new ones, but we still have but we're still here. Yes,
that's so true. People don't realize how difficult not I
don't want to say difficult, but but podcasting requires a commitment, yes,
and consistency, and people appreciate that. You know, so and
(01:51):
I and listen. We're going to get to all of
the emails that we received this past week. But that
was one of the sentiments that people wrote. They said,
you know, we love that you all are consistent. Even
on a holiday, when you know that you're not going
to be around, you still give us something. Yes, that's
because we love you guys.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Is it because or is it because Jazelle just continue
to show up at your house? So I keep showing
about Robin's house, so we keep doing the podcast.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
All right, she misses me. I do?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I do all the top anyway? All right? So do
you have a shady moment?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I do? And this is more I don't know. I
don't want to call it a shady moment. This is
just like another Robin moment, robinism.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yay, I like robinisms.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
So do you remember around Black Friday? When I was
when we were talking about, like if we did our
Black Friday shopping and I think you said, oh, you
got all your girls Christmas gifts and yeah, done, and
I was like, yeah, I just bought some furniture covers
from my outdoor furniture.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I don't know if you told me that you gave
me that. Oh okay, I wasn't listening.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I did. Okay, that was Black Friday. Why why are
those furniture covers still in the box? So you haven't
taken them out? No, I haven't. And we've had rain, snow,
Oh my god, ice, so you bottom off sale.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I think one needs help with the printer. Okay, we're
having some issues. We're having some technical issues.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Okay, hold on, it's okay. I saw him stumbling and
fumbling over so Robin, yeah, you saved money on the covers.
We got a deal, we got to deal and everything
probably percent off. And why didn't you put them on
the furniture? I mean, okay, just like being lazy, and
then it would always happen. It would like rain and
(03:40):
then I'm waiting for, you know, to give a couple
of days for it to dry off, right, and then
it would rain again, and it just kept getting wet
or damp. And then the days when I probably should
have been doing it, I probably was on my couch
doing nothing. Okay, yes, And then we had snow this
past yes week. So now there's like four inches of
snow oh, on top of all of my outdoor furniture.
(04:02):
And I'm just looking at these boxes that have been
sitting by my deck right you know, on it in
my kitchen, and I'm just like you bick idiots, like
big book Thanksgiving. We are now passed.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Oh wow, we're in February.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Martin Luther, King Dad, Yes, Martin Luther and the King.
And you couldn't put the covers on the furniture. I couldn't.
I couldn't open the boxes. I couldn't do anything.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Okay, you gotta do better, I know. Yes, this is
Robin being shady. Yes, yes, yes, okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Well my shady moment is a little different. So the
other day I was on the TikTok. Which are you
on TikTok?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No? I have like somehow I have a TikTok account
because I kept getting emails like, oh you have new
TikTok followers. Yeah what, Okay, so you.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Have no interest in getting talk. Okay, I don't really understand. TikTok.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
TikTok to me is kind of like Facebook, Like I
don't understand, like how you follow too much.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
But anyway, they do have a lot of stuff on
there to buy if you want to buy something. So anyway,
I was on there and I saw, because I posted
it yesterday, a cotton candy cake.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, yea, I saw something cloud cake or something.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
It's called a cloud cake. The whole cake is cotton candy.
So they have different flavor cotton candy layers. Right, It's
like it kind of looks like a rainbow can. That
sounds good to you, So wait a minute, Okay, it
sounds amazing to me. Okay, I am the cotton candy
queen over here. I love cotton candy.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I lived.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
So you were married to a man or you still
are married to a man that used to play in
the NBA, and they would have the cotton candy at
the games.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, you didn't always get cotton candy. Okay, not really.
So I used to date Sticky and.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
All that, a guy that played in the NBA, and
that was I was excited about.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
The game because the cotton candy. Anyway, I love me
some cotton candy. So I went through the game.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I wasn't really into the into the chancey and to
the people walking by, was sending a game okay anyway,
so that's probably why he and I broke up. Yeah,
so listen, I got the cake, I tasted the cake.
I did a little video because people were supposed to
videos on TikTok. I did all of that. My kids
come home and they're into cotton candy too. Oh but
(06:15):
and it's really like a kid thing. I was jumping
into my younger self. The kids were like, Mama, is
the dumbest thing I've ever seen. They were not into
the cake. Matter of fact, they hate the cake. Oh
really yeah, They're like, this is just regular cotton candy.
They wanted to be something more then. Okay, but it's
(06:35):
it comes in the shape of a cake, yes, a
round cake, yes, around cake, and you slice it, you
slice it with a knife like a cake. Yeah, and
then you use a fork and you know, you just
really just smash it in your mouth.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
It's called mouth smashing.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
And then it just tastes like cotton candy.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah, it is kind candy.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
So my kids were like, this is so anti climactic.
They were like not exciting, okay, which hurt my feelings.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
It should have been like layer in like actual cake
and cotton candy.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
That's what a door said. She was like, mine, where's
the cake?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Right?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I'm like, I don't think they can do that.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
That's not possible, right, Yeah, that would be weird, Like
how do you That would involve like something else that
would probably make it even grosser. So how did it taste?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It tastes like cotton candy. I enjoyed every every morsel, but.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Some cotton candy. Like Carter brought some cotton candy home
one day and he like, taste it in one time,
and they never touched it again because it wasn't good.
So it with this cotton candy was it was? It
was great, It was excellent good. Okay. Now did it
have what I saw? Because I saw you posted had
like multiple colors, yes, different flavors, so the flavors you
could taste the different flavors.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yes, yes, pink and blue are my faves.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Okay, yeah, so so you like the cake.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yes, yes, but I wanted my kids to be as.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Excited, okay, and they were not.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
They kind of poop pooed on me.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
It's good. That means more for you, very true.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yes, okay, let's add to my my big fat booty.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yes, let's add to the.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Big fat booty. Yes, sugar that we don't need to eat.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Right, Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
So February first coming up real soon, and we're gonna
be in Philly, Philadelphia.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Tickets are selling like hotcakes. Swimmon, you got to make
sure to get yours a S A P. We're at
City Winery.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yep, City Winery. I'm so excited. I really the past
previous two shows that we've done, it's just like so
cool to meet you guys in person and and give
you a hug and you, you know, for the people
who do the meet and greet, give you a hug
and do ask us anything live and in person?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yes, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
You guys really love that part. And then even have
like crowd participation. So it's really cool. So so live
show February first, Philadelphia.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
We want to hug y'all, So come on down.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
All right, we have something to talk about call Ravens
flock is flocking, its flocking.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Okay, so I want some Super Bowl predictions, Okay, okay, yes,
so right now we have Okay, well, so by the
time all right, so by time this airs disclosure.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, we're recording on a Wednesday. So the AFC Championship
game has not happened yet, so none of the championship
games that happened yet. No, but we're getting prediction right.
So right now it's Ravens Chiefs, Yes, Kansas City, Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift's coming to Baltimore, y'all.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I was like, I want to go to the game
to see Taylor Swim said that. Yeah, but I was okay,
you know, I'm like, okay, that's a lot okay.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
And then on the other side, what is it, Wait
a minute, they're playing the game in Baltimore.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yeah, I didn't realize that. Okay, Yeah, we're home team. Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
And then on the other side it's the forty nine
Ers and the Detroit Lions.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Okay, so what do we think if it is Baltimore
and Detroit, that just seems to be like the scrappiest
game ever, grittiest scrappiest game.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Everretty fans, Gretty team.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
People are going to jailty, no question.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Fan's gonna be fighting. No. Actually, so Baltimore fans are
like really gung ho about Baltimore. Yeah, but I've never
experienced or seen where Baltimore fans get into it with
other teams. You know what I'm saying. We're just like
really hardcore for our team, so super hard. I would
like to see. I would like to see Baltimore versus
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Detroit Lions because I don't know if you know about
the Detroit Lions, like they've had misery for years with
their football team. I mean they recently went oh to
sixteen in the regular season like oh day, maybe last year,
a couple of years years ago. So and this is
the first time that they've even made it this far
I think. And this would be, of course the first
Super Bowl they would get to. So I would love
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to see the Ravens and the Lions in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Right, It's like some animals, two animals going against it.
So can a raven beat a lion because the lion,
the lion is like they.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
They can poison them, they can put with what with
their beat?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Would there be. I think they would just like poke
their backs.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yep, and then they would poison into them and they'll die.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
That's, however, a devastating end to the biggest Baltimore Ravens
game in decades.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, the Ravens lost the AFC Championship to Kansas City
final score seventeen to ten. You can see it all
over their faces. This was a true heartbreaker in every
sense of the word.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Okay, so I was intrigued by this, this new little
young quarterback CJ.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Stroud is that his name?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yes? Who was?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
He's awesome. He's a cutie pie.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Now.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
He was always like.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Coming off the field and like giving praise to Jesus. Yes,
And NBC would cut him off, and CBS and whoever
else the game was.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Why wouldn't they let the boy talk about Jesus? I
don't understand.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Did they cut him off?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
As somebody said, they cut him off? Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I love the fact that he, you know, gives all
praise to Almighty GDP.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
He is steadfast in his faith. Yeah, and he you know,
every interview, every opportunity he gets, he praises God. He
thanks God. He's so and he's a rookie and he's
had a wonderful season. He's just like a it's really
great to see. And you know what, I find that
with a lot of football players, they're so gracious and
appreciative really yeah okay, yeah, yeah, I mean Lamar Jackson,
(12:24):
Like every article interview he does, he's so yeah gracious
and are because.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
He can like stick it to him now, like yeah
and take that.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah. He's always been like that though, But anyway, but
c J. Stroud is just it's really it's like refreshing
to see a young guy, yeah, be so proud to
express his faith. And he's like, y'all gonna hear this,
you know, I don't care what y'all want to hear you.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Right, And he's the quarterback for the Texans.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
He says that that football is his platform and he
is spreading the gospel of Jesus Christ and that is
his purpose. That's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
That is beautiful. Yeah. His mom was in the They
kept showing her, his mom in the stands at the
Ravens game, and she was just praying the whole time.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
The blood, the blood, the blood.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
She was stressed, you need to go home, lady.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, and they didn't pull it out. But he's young,
he's got a long career. Oh yeah, yeah, he should
be proud. The whole team, the whole city, his parents,
all of that should be proud.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah. And you know, I just I love football. It's
just something different about Yes, the passion and the competitive competitiveness,
and then the camaraderie like I saw in the Ravens
locker room after they won, they're just dancing and having fun.
Just it's such a brotherhood. And you know, I've talked
about this with my kids and their own experience playing
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youth football, and like, I just felt like that experience
that my son Corey had playing football as a young
kid had really like I'm so thankful for it because
I think it has shaped his life into you know,
the student, the athlete, the young man that he is today.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
So yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
So speaking of the other profession called basketball, Yeah, we're
gonna talk about Tristan because Tristan got booted out the
league for twenty five games.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Why because he's a cheetah again.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Oh my god, cheated on Chloe and he treated cheated
on his bloodline. He is infecting it with steroids. Oh,
he is not passing drug tests.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I need to know exactly what he failed. I know
they said, well that's what, because don't they all take it?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I don't want to say that because I mean, so
it could be.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Something that's like that was he could have been taking
some sort of product like a protein or a criantine
or something that he didn't know had the wrong stuff
in it.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
But do we think he didn't know?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah, well, I think.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Because he's been in the league for a long time
exactly so he knew.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just curious
exactly what it was that that caused him to fail
to drug test. I just can't imagine anyone who's been
in the league this this long. You know how often
you get drug tested to deliberately take something that's gonna
cause you to fail a drug test, right, I don't know,
but you know me, I'm always trying to like.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
See the best see the best interest in.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Well not just Trystan, but I'm always trying to like
give people the benefit of the doubt. And with him,
I just can't imagine that he would deliberately and intentionally
take steroids or whatever it is that they're trying to
imply that he took. Imply, no, he failed the drug test,
he took it or whatever. No implications here, Okay, Well,
whatever it was it he took. Yeah, I don't know
(15:50):
that he intentionally was trying to cheat, do you know
what I'm saying. I think it could have been something
some type of supplement that he took that may have
had something in it that is in the band's substance list.
Like that can happen, It can really happen. Okay, we
don't think like once a cheater, always a cheater, once
a drug Okay, Okay, let me tell you something.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
If that's the case, if we're going to apply Tristan
and Chloe, yeah two drug tests in the NBA, Yeah,
then every player in the NBA will fail their drug tests,
all of them, all, even the ones that you love
so much and think are so yes and it's great
and the old what a family, man. I'm telling you,
(16:32):
every last one of them.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
And we have intel.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
You know how Robin is the CSI FBI, She's a CIA.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I mean, I'm just realistic here.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, but the girls be telling us the girls in
the streets who they doing it with, be telling us
anyway we're gonna move on.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Well, some of them have NDA's.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yes they do, but they still talk to their friends.
Going back to Super Bowl, I want to talk about Usher.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah, so I.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Was just practicing right now. As we all know, he's
doing his his spin in his eight count and he's
saying how many times.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
You think is he precicing? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Okay, So he's doing all of that.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
What is the prediction about who he's bringing on stage,
because they haven't said.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
It's been very like close to the chest. Nobody's talking
about it.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Okay, So let's think about the songs that he's done with.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
So is he bringing out Jermaine Duprix?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I think he should.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
He should bring out j Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Dupree was so instrumental in his career.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah, so he as the beginning, But like, does he
have songs with j Yeah, he has songs for j D.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
After the night let's see yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
One right, Yeah, is he bringing out?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
But what is Jermaine? Okay, Jermaine? I feel like Jermain
Dupree like produced, but do we hear his voice? I
don't know if we hear his voice. But he could
come Jamaic could come out and just do like a
year on stage. Yeah. What about her? Not her Somemer
Walker that's their most recent song. Yes, but that's kind
of slow. So no, okay, So some walker stays home. Okay.
(17:57):
So he had a song with Beyonce. Yeah, no, Beyonce,
it's not coming. You know she said Jay for this Jay,
I mean Usher?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Well, Jay handles all the music for super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Oh j Z her husband. You know that guy you
know with the dress? Yeah? Him?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
So okay. So she told Jay no, does he have
a song with Rihanna?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
No, Let's let's just look it up because I can't
think off the top of my head Usher collaboration.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I think he's because he's I need a girl with
p Diddy. No, no, Diddy shot puppy.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
At the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
He better not be he He don't even have a
plane of money to get there. Okay. Little John yes, yes,
Little John yea yeah. Yeah. Oh and Ludacris, because you
have Little John and Ludacris. We're both on yeah yeah okay.
And he lovers and friends lovers and but they might
(18:59):
that might be a transition to catch his breath. Okay, okay,
from dancing twirling exactly. Okay, Okay, So we are predicting
yes to Little John and Ludacris, right, yeah? Welse did
we say yes to? Was that it? I think? So? Okay? Okay,
he said no to P Diddy, Alicia Keys my boo,
(19:22):
my my nah. No, we don't need her.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
And did you do something with her?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Did he?
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I don't know he did it?
Speaker 3 (19:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Not Jay z okay o MG, oh my god?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
With will I Am.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
He actually came out super Bowl when they performed that song. Oh,
so we we've heard that. Okay, I love that song. Yeah,
he performed. He came out when they when they performed
Super Bowl Somebody in Love with Justin Bieber No, no,
Bieber No. I love Bieber by the way I do.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
I like a good Beeber little freak with Nicki minaj Nah,
that might be good little Nikki sighting it?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I would.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I think that song is big enough. It doesn't matter.
You just throw everything to the wall for super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Okay, let's see, we got fed up with dj klled Drake,
Little Wayne usshert Rick Ross and Geez. Okay, that they
might bring all them out. I can see that, oh
without you with David Getto with David Goettos a DJ. Okay,
all right, so we we I think we figured it out.
We'll definitely see little John and Ludacris, that's all.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
John, Ludacris, and we might see Drake. I don't think so,
butod okay, yeah, I don't think so either. Drake is
over here doing other things. I don't know what he's doing,
but he's doing.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
We had like we must see little John. Must it's
a mass, yes, and then we need to let little
John have his little moment and say, from the window
to the walls, John Tudos drop down my bowl.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Oh okay, okay, I want you to know, Robert, your
face was so serious just now where you was like.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
It's dump my balls. Okay, y'all. I was like, like,
that is a song. I want you to think of
a song. Okay, but that is a song. When I
hear it, I think about just my wild times, you know,
just in the like fun times, like in the club, partying,
like that song was like popping when out was like
(21:32):
in the club all the time. Do you know what
I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yes, I can't think of I can't. Yeah, but I
mean because maybe because I'm still there. So there's no
one song club moving on. Okay, so can we talk
about one? No, maybe I can say that next week
for my shady moment next week. Okay, Well I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
We can talk about it.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Okay, we're gonna get We're gonna give the show version.
Wine got booted out the gym. So while I was
in the bathroom minding his business peeing in the corner,
I guess I don't I don't know how the bathroom
is set up. And this is I want to tell
the gym. The name of the gym Lifetime.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Sure, okay. And the reason why I know this is
because why I just told me the story. Okay.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
So he was highly entertained.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
I was. I was, really, did he cut his hair
off or something?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
He cut his beard down?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
So he looked right, he looks totally different, really, Okay,
in a good way.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
He's great.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
So he was at the gym and he was in
the bathroom and his dude was in there taking a
shit because he was in the stall, and I guess
that's signed for you taking a shit, taking the shit.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
He comes out and he just walks out the bathroom yep.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
And while I was like, yo, you better wash your
hands because that shit is nasty. And the dude turned
around and was like what, I'm gonna use hand sanitize,
and while I was like, you nasty man, You're disgusting.
So the guy walks out and he's pissed. So he
goes on the gym floor with his little girlfriend. He
(23:03):
tells his little girlfriend what's happening because and why knows this?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I can't believe I'm telling the story not you know.
And of course when hot sauce it just letting her go.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
I doubt Wan knows that they're staring at him because
he can feel them staring. So he's across the way
and and he the guy looks at Wan, looks in
Wan's direction, and he was like, yeah, you're just an idiot.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
So Wa was like, I.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Think end somewhere in between he said, you're not my daddy.
I think that's what he was saying in the bathroom.
You're not my daddy.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah, you're not my daddy.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
I'm just gonna use hand sanitizing because that's gonna make
my hands clean.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
So anyway, before can I can I just interject here.
Wan is a germaphobe. Yes, so he his antenna is
always up for nasty shit. Okay. So when he's in
the bathroom, he is watching to make sure that people
wash their hands, because I mean and rightfully. So you're
in the gym, people touch the weight, they touch the equipment,
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and then people come behind behind you and you touch
it and all of that, and so that is how
germs get spread. Y Okay, I'm just giving you all
a little backstore of him that that is a passion
of his. Yes, avoiding germs.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Avoiding germs is a passion. It's a wine passion.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
So they're they're on like the main level of the gym.
Everyone's watching and the boy, the guy says to want
or in his direction, you're just an idiot. And so
then Wan was like, why was across the gym he
puts his things down.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Walks.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
The man walked over to Wan.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Oh man walked up to say, idiot, You an idiot,
And so one was like, what you say, what you say?
And you know, anytime a man says what you say
and he's coming at you, it's never good. So the
dude was like, he didn't say anything.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
So one was like what you say?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
What you say? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
And a guy like back the way and went back
to scurried back to where his girlfriend was. Okay, so
is the situation is over, it's dead. Wan leaves, the
dude leads everybody's back to their corners. The next day,
one comes to the gym. He tries to swipe his card.
They's like dirt there, dirt, dirt. In other words, his
card didn't work. They was like, you're no longer a
(25:25):
member here. You need you need to take a breather.
They told him he needed to take a breather.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Him and the dude got banned from the gym for
the for the altercation that didn't happen, which was based
off of shitting and not.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Washing your hands. Your hand. This is this is some drama.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
This is better than the real.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
We was so okay. So when he went to go
in the in the gym and they didn't let him
in and they didn't tell him right away, and he
was like, is this because of the incident, And so
they were like you know that because they did a
little investigation, like oh yes, And so he's like, who
do I need to talk to? So he kept the
person that he needed to talk to was not there.
They were at corporate and blah blah. Yeah, he was
(26:08):
blowing those people up and just like this is not fair.
So this this between the period of him being terminated,
his membership was terminated. Oh, it was terminated, ermonated. Oh
it wasn't like a ko No, it was that was
That was the message he received first. Membership has been terminated.
(26:28):
You've been removed from your family account. So he spent
like the whole week trying to get somebody on the
phone to talk to them and try to plead his
case and whatever. And then so finally he found out
yesterday that you know, he was able to talk to
them explain his side, and then they said, okay, we're
(26:51):
going to reinstate you.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Oh okay, I like that, but.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
We're going to give you a cooling off period. So
he'll be reinstated in a month thirty day cooling off.
But they also did the same thing to the other guys,
as they should because because he's thank his handstank spreading
malaria in the ship.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
I don't know if it's malaria, it's.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Quite he's spreading all Yes, he is him and his
nasty ass girlfriend. Yes, but it was it was so funny.
He was so mad, he was so upset. He was
just like, what do I do?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
So I want to talk about came talk about Barbie
really quickly, because I know you did not watch Barbie
and it was such a cultural phenomenon for women.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
And for girls.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
And Barbie got snubbed for the Oscars, the Oscar nomination.
She got Margot, Robbie and Greta I can't remember Greta's
that saying who was the producer?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
I mean the director. They didn't get nominated for an Oscar?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Okay, but Ken did? That would be oh not Ryan Ren,
Ryan Gosling, Ryan Gosling, he did, now mind you. Ken
was amazing and Ken kind.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Of stole the show. Okay, but Barbie should have gotten
it as well.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Really, okay, So tell me this. Did they get nominated?
Did all those all the people you named? Did they
get nominated for Golden Globes?
Speaker 3 (28:20):
I think so?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Okay. So it's like a big, like maybe a feminist
issue right now.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
It is because like, why wouldn't you nominate the director?
Right at least if you didn't, if you didn't like
the way Mark Margo acted, fine, you can at least
nominate the director. And that's what Ryan Gosling said. He
was like, I don't understand this. This doesn't make no sense, right,
I understand it. And the movie like broke records and stuff, right,
all the things.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeah, wow, yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
So Oscar nominee.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah, and they can't even It would be different if
Ryan Gosling wasn't wasn't nominated, you know, But since he
was nominated, it's like, Okay, well, this movie or the
caliber of the movie is worthy of being nominate an
actor here. Yes, Wow, that's messed up, you think, I
think so. Yeah, I think it's actually ridiculous. Now, I
(29:09):
was minding my business. I was at home, really minding
your business, Robert. When I'm at home, I'm actually minding
my business. Who's business in my end? When I'm at home,
there's plenty of business to get in, Yes, plenty. I
mean with my kids, my kids, Okay, I'm always in
my kids business.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
So speaking of my kids, they're like a little mad
at me, a little bit, not yeah, they're mad. Okay.
So there's this thing called Beach Week which is coming
up in June, which these seniors go down to Virginia Beach.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
That makes me nervous. Hello, and act a full and
rental house all that. So the parents put and I
had no intentions of talking about this, but anyway, here
we are.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
The parents put a little group chat together and.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
They were like, hey, we got to put our money
down if we're going to get this house. And and
so I was like, where is the parent the parental
supervision here? So all the parents was like, ain't nobody coming,
We're gonna be so one parents said they'd be like
in the next town.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
What the next town? Okay?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
So I was like, guys, I'm not feeling comfortable with this,
like at all, because it is an event set up
for disasters to happen. It's set up for drinking and nonsense.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Drinking, drugs, the whole thing, getting in trouble, getting arrested.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, And I don't feel like I'm a protect overly
protective parent. I feel like I let my girls live.
But I'm like, I don't feel good about this. So
yesterday I had to put the hammer down.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I was like, yuess what, guys, you're y'all are out,
And so their angels like whatever, I don't care, and
a door, was like, what she's like hot? So I said, okay,
I want to tell you what happened on my beach week.
So and this was obviously a hundred years ago, and
it wasn't Virginia Beach. She went to Jamaica, okay, oh
my god, or the Bahamas. I think it's Bahamas. And
(31:06):
we're in the hotel we were in. We had a
parent with us. My parent was in the hotel with us.
So do you want to know what happened to me?
I was in the hospital. So day three, I was
in the water. Something bit me in my face. My
face swelled up so badly I couldn't see. My eyes
were like swollen shot. I had to go to the hospital.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
So imagine if there was not a parent there. Right, Okay,
that was me, that's number one. Right.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
It was about fifteen girls two got raped. I don't
need to continue anymore, right, So I'm done.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I was like, yeah, I don't feel.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Good about this.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
No, So Grace didn't go last year.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
She didn't because her friend group, thank god, couldn't get
it together to like get a place okay, And I
was like yay, So she didn't even come to me
with it.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
The twins are like organized people. They're like, Oh, we're organized.
We're gonna get a place right now, We're gonna do
it early. It's freaking January and they're talking about Junie.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Yeah. So I don't recommend it. That's just me.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yeah, I don't feel good about that. Like that makes
me nervous just because, you know, I know what I
was exposed to, and I wasn't even allowed to go
to Beach Week, you know, and it's so crazy, Like
I even knew, not even to ask my parents, you know,
like I knew like that was like a hell no, right.
But I still, even without going to Beach Week and
all that, I still got into my you know, plenty
(32:26):
share of doing stuff that I shouldn't have been doing, right,
And when I think back on, you know, oh my gosh,
even okay, the times I maybe went to Ocean City
with a couple of friends. Yeah, my mom was there,
and we're still out in the street doing nonsense, doing
crazy shit right right with total strangers with you know.
I mean, I could just go down a list. I
(32:49):
remember being in Cancun and you know, hooking up with
some random ass guy.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Yea great rhy.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Don't know his name.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
So can I call you a sluthhore reform, Yes, Roby's
reform sluthhrror.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
But like, I don't know the guy's name. He can't
speak English.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yeah, the whole the whole line.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I mean, he could have kidnapped me for all I know.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Was he Dexter? Did you call him Dexter?
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Okay, like the serial killer? Oh no, not Dexa Shama Lester.
Wait a minute, Okay, what's the stella gotta grew back?
Speaker 3 (33:22):
What was the guy's name?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Him.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
He was Mexican. I was in CaCO and he was Mexican.
He was cute, but you know, and I'm doing yellow
shots in the club, all the things, all the thing. No,
so I even feel more comfortable to Grace as a freshman.
She's playing her spring break and I'm I'm like, okay, fine,
and I'm actually paying for some of this nonsense. It's
(33:48):
so funny because she sent me like she's.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Like, mom, this is where we're gonna stay, this is
where we're thinking about staying. And it was like the
most sedious, cheapest in Miami, in Miami, I said, Grace,
I'm get you a place to stay, honey, because you
can't stay and this bullshit like, but you won't have
bad bunchs.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
She should, well, yeah she should.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I think, well, I mean no, I upgrade her break slightly, like, yeah,
she's not. No, and so but she wants me to
come because she knows I'm stay in a really nice
hotel and then she come to my hotel. Yeah no,
but I mean I might if I'm free, I'm gonna go.
But anyway, so I'm cool. I feel much better with that.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah, I feel much.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Better with her being them being freshmen but a bunch
of seniors in high school and the situation is set
up for them to just act foolish.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Nothing, No, I don't feel good about that. Yeah. I
definitely did spring break in college, and we have fun,
but it was like a it was my group of friends.
It was some guys involved too that we were friendly with,
and so we felt protected and safe because we had
our guy friends with us as well, and we had
a good old time. Yeah, you know, we stuck together.
It's very interesting how you know, age wise, you're not
(35:02):
that much older, but a lot of maturing happens when
you go off to college and you develop, and I
don't trust those high school seniors.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Not one, but no.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
And it's kind of like New Year's This is how
I feel about New Year's Eve. New Year's E is
for amateurs. It's for people that really don't hang out
and party, and it's New Year's Eve. So they're like,
this is my opportunity, right, So they go out and
they fall down, They act like Robin as Sludhr, they
get their teeth busted out.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
I mean, it's a mess, like it's Hangover Part five.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
So that's why I feel like with these seniors, it's like, yes,
it's like a bunch of amateurs.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
You're just like letting them, letting them loose in the wild. Yeah,
they're just like never been there before, even though I'm
sure some of the people that are that you know,
were going they've probably already been wallowing out. I'm sure true.
I just I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah, So when did you become a reformed sluthhar Like?
When was it like age twenty three, age forty two?
Speaker 1 (35:58):
How old are you? Bro? Where were you reformed? I
just wanted when I started dating one? So that was
like a high school that was my senior year in
high school. You started dating one senior year high school.
Huh okay, and you went to Can't Coon your senior
year in high school, you were you were a slut wore. Then.
(36:18):
I think I was probably like a sophomore high school
Can't Coon. Yeah, why were you doing that? I was
a little I started early. Clearly, clearly you should be
like in the old folks home at this point, you
should be in senior living. Listen. I lived a lot
of life, yes, before I got with one, and then
(36:39):
it was like I just became like, you know, I'm
not gonna say it was perfect, but yeah, you know,
I kind of just like settled down, calm down. Yeah,
And I'm actually thankful for that, because.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Oh my gosh, if I was in college and didn't
you have a boyfriend, slut hor slut hoor, slut horror.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
I can't even I don't even want to think.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
About the things that you would have been doing. WHOA
thank God for one, Texus. Yes that it was meant
to me.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
It was meant for me to have a boyfriend in college,
because yes, okay, actually this you.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Know what I want to I want to we can
encourage our listeners to go out there and be slut horse.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
I'm sure a lot of them are. Yes.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
If you haven't done that in your life, I'm encouraging
you to go out there and make it happen because
at some point you need to get that out of
your system.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Yes, yeah, that's true. Yes, yeah, So we're out of here.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Guys, we're gone.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
You go out there, you be slow horse, don't ever
forget to live your life.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Be the reasonable it's shade, dude.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Just wear kandam or both fight. Yes, we're a kando.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
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Speaker 1 (37:59):
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