August 4, 2025 • 46 mins
Gizelle and Robyn discuss Malcolm Jamal Warner, co-worker shade, watermelon, visiting the doctor, OBGYNs, IFYKYK, Bravo’s Next Gen, Hugh Jaynus, Top 10 MILF list, mail habits, the fraternity stroll, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect
Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am Jaselle,
But what's up? I'm Robin Dixon. Thank you for being
here with us. What's a good? Yeah? Yeah, we still
don't have our song. We still don't have our rap.
I blame it on you. Yeah? Has anybody Yeah, has
anybody written in to say, hey, I can help you
all with y'all? Right with your lyrics? Okay? So of
(00:38):
our listeners are producers. This was care I say so,
maybe we should just blame the listeners. Yes, you guys's fault.
By the way, we didn't talk last week about Michael
Jamal Warner. Oh and even paulk Holgan. Okay? Was that
the Hulk Hulgan of it all? No? That was next
(01:00):
next one? Okay, fine, we don't we don't recall the
years ago he was like recorded, secretly recorded. There was
a he was ranting, saying the N word and saying
that his daughter better than not data black man. Oh yeah, okay,
(01:21):
not we're not now with him wrestling? Was r I
p r ip to him? But let's talk about Michael
Jams Warner. That's it. That's good for you. It's okay.
I don't know Ozzy Osbourne. I don't know anything about him,
but yes, Malcolm Jamal Warner is. Yeah, he he And
didn't he date Regina King for a long time? Oh?
(01:44):
Did he? I don't know. Maybe I made that up,
But like he is, was a staple for us. Yes,
he was like our big brother. Yes, our total big brother,
total staple. I just there's so many scenes from the
Cosmy so that like he iconic, Yeah, that were iconic
and that he made like that. You just remember theo
(02:07):
in the Cosbee Show. It's really sad. It's really sad
that he passed away. It's sad the nature of how
he passed away. Yes, totally.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
And it's so crazy because it's like as I get older,
there's just so many more things in life that I'm like,
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Doing that anymore. Well, he was what scuba diving?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
No, he was just in the ocean. He was He
just was like swimming in the ocean in Costa Rica
with his eight year old daughter and they got caught
up in a riptide or she's okay, And apparently there
were some other people out there I think there was
another man that got caught up in it, but he survived,
I think. But like, yeah, I'm not stepping foot in
(02:48):
the ocean anymore, like maybe my toes, you know, up
to up to like my knees or something. But like,
I'm not submerging my body in the ocean anymore. I'm
just not I'm not going out out past a certain certain.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You know whatever distance.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
And I think about all of the stuff that I
used to do so care free as a kid. Totally,
there's so many things that I just won't do anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
The and the the currents I think are different than
where what they were back in the day. Well yeah,
and then I guess whether yeah, maybe I don't know,
maybe or could just be different different locations. But apparently
there were warnings about the riptides and the current and.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I guess they weren't heated. It's really sad that that
he passed away.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
It's a horrible way to die. Yeah, rest in peace
to him and his family.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
That was really sad because he definitely, you know, not
only just on the Kaisi Show, is theo like just
as an as an adult, his he was still a
great actor, like he was on the resident. Oh yes,
I loved him with that, Oh my God, for God right,
and he just always seemed like a great like he
just he was one of those that had.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
A great spirit. He was so good.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh yeah, he just seemed to just have a great spirit.
Definitely feel like one of our big brothers or cousins
or whatever has passed away.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, definitely. All right, why do you have a shady moment? Okay,
what is your shady moment? Okay? The shady person again,
I think is me? M Yeah, shocker. So so it's
and whole foods Okay. Two days ago, and I was,
(04:39):
you know, zooming in and out of the lines, I
mean the lanes, the aisles, the aisles, getting my things.
And this one particular isle I was about to go down.
Three ladies who I think worked there were in the
aisle screaming at each other. Oh but it wasn't super Okay,
they weren't screaming. They were throwing shade at each other
(04:59):
like they were mad, like they were going for like
And then she said, and who do you think you are?
And boa so I of course went down that aisle, yes,
because I need to hear what's going on? What is
going on, of course, having nothing to do with me,
but to hear other people shade against each other brilliant.
So I love it. I'm walking very slowly down the
(05:20):
aisle and actually I'm acting like I am really into
the maple syrup, okay, because i'm reading the ingredients. I'm
not reading the ingredients. I'm just listening and it's so good. Okay.
So I think that they knew how how crazy it
was getting because they said to each other, we just
gonna wait, we just gonna pause. And so this lady,
(05:41):
you know, gets her stuff and go right. They just
go wait for this lady to do what she need
to do. I was like, ship, damn, sam it, don't mind,
don't mind me, don't mind me. It was I was
about to say, hey, don't I'm not here. But I
got my little syrup and I kept going. But I didn't.
So I got out the aisle, but I didn't. I
(06:02):
like turned the corner, but I didn't leave. I stayed
right there and they went back at it and it
was kind of like who do you think you are?
And it was kind of complaining about their jobs and
maybe somebody was supposed to help out, but they didn't
help out with you always going on break and I
don't know if you think that we don't know that
you have gone on fifteen breaks Like it was all
(06:24):
of that. It was amazing. So I just want to
make a little PSA if you see me in the
store and keep doing what you're doing exactly, because actually
you're entertaining me. You're here for it. You're not going
to tell the supervisors want more. I might even chime
(06:44):
in to be like, yeah, no, not the thing exactly. Yes,
so you could you could let them know whose side
you're on, Yeah, yeah, who's the right one? Yeah. But
it was good and they were in it and then
and then they kind of jumped into like a little
like not patchwa, but like other languages a little bit.
Oh oh it was so good, so good. So whole foods, y'all,
(07:05):
please don't mind me. Yeah, I'm just, you know, innocent bystander,
just wanting to hear y'all shade love it, yes, love it.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Speaking of whole foods, this is just random. Have you
noticed whether or not they carry yellow watermelon?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yes? They do, they do. I have to go well
one mine does? It does? Have you ever tried yellow watermelon.
Now it's outside. And I actually looked at it the
other day and I was because it was in the
bucket next to the regular watermelon, and I was like, oh,
what's that And I said to myself, this has got
to be not good, right, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
So Carter has become fixated on yellow watermelon, of course.
So he sees it on TikTok. Yeah, and people make
TikTok videos and like, oh, it's so good, it's so juicy,
it's so sweetest.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
So this is this.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
So he's like, can we get a yellow watermelon?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I'm like okay. And they're smaller, kind of like a candaloa. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, yeah, like rounder, like the round smaller ones. So
I'm like, okay, sure. So you know, I order my
groceries online. So I was online ordering groceries and they
had a yellow watermelon online.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah. I ordered the yellow watermelon. My yellow watermelon was delivered. Yes,
this is getting good.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Carter is like, and I'm in the middle. I start
cooking dinner, right, but he is.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Like, yellow watermelon. Cut the yellow watermelon, like, cut the watermelon,
cut the watermelon, and y'all know, cutting watermelons is like
the it's a feet so do you. But this one's
kind of small. Well, okay, if it was a yellow
watermelon would be small. I cut that thing open, I
put my knife in it. I went down and that
(08:39):
shit was red. Huh, it was red on the inside.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
They didn't give me a yellow watermelon.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I ordered yellow water outside yellow? No, but you know
the outside of the watermelon isn't yellow. It's yeah, it's yellow.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Well, the one I saw, the things I saw, they
were all yellow outside of yellow, outside of yellow.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Well, I order a yellow watermelon and I got a
red one.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Okay, okay, but then what makes you what makes the
red one become yellow? The inside? Oh? The inside, yes,
the inside is yellow. I think the outside yellow too?
Is it some I gotta let us know because there
was a big I don't think they maybe maybe it
was a melon. I was, Yeah, it was a melon.
Is it called watermelon? It's called yellow watermelon. Okay, I'm
(09:27):
at the store today. I'm i'mnna check it out. Okay,
see if they have it. Okay, but how do you
how do you pick your watermelon? Because this is the thing.
So I've heard.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
People, you know, they say like, oh, okay, you gotta
tap on it.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
You gotta listen, yeah, you know, and how heavy is it? Right?
So I feel like I'm doing all that, but I
don't know what I'm like. Okay, when you tap on it,
what does it sound like? So I think, okay, I
think you wanted to be the more hollow it is,
(09:59):
the less it has to sound hollow, like, oh, you
wanted to sound hollow. Yeah, you wanted to sound hollow
like do not do? Not like the it's like, do
do do? Okay. And then if if it's a regular
green watermelon and it's white on the bottom, right, that's good.
That's good, right, yeah, and in the sun for a
long time, I guess. And then you have to knock
(10:20):
on it. And if you knock on it and it's
hollow sounding, it's perfect, right. And then the waight too,
I think like the heavier ones are juicier. Well, they're
all heavy, I know. Yeah, okay, yeah, I haven't bought
a whole watermelon in a very long time. Oh really,
I just caught one another day. Okay. It was supposed
to be get them always in your house. It was
it was red inside, not yellow, and you were like,
(10:42):
this is wrong. Yes, see you don't go actually go
to the store.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
See, I go to so now I have to go
to the store specifically, Yes, and intentionally just to get
a yellow watermelon. Yes, because totally clearly the people where
I ordered it from getting followed up.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, download you're talking about and I don't like So
you don't feel uncomfortable with people picking your produce. I
mean I watch it good, I know, but you know
they don't. They don't they don't care exactly, so they're
not picking the best. Yeah. I don't do a ton.
I don't do a ton of produce shopping online, Like
(11:20):
I will go to the stores to do that. Like
I don't want to go to the I get my
groceries delivered, but I still will go to the store
to get a few things. I just don't want to
be in the store going like up and down every
single hour every time I go. Okay, you know, I
get that. I don't mind it in Whole Foods. I
mind it in like a Safeway or like those bigger stores.
But in Whole Foods, I'm like fine with it, right
(11:40):
because it's so small and like you can get through
it in like quick. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's true, right, yeah,
and plus people are arguing in the aisles and that's amazing. Yeah,
that is so amazing. Woods. Okay, yeah, okay, So I
have a random question for you. Okay, by the way,
I want to get a shout out to there's a bakery.
(12:02):
You know, I love my bake goods. There's a bakery
that I got somebody had ordered something. I got a
piece of cake from it. It's called a Cake Room,
which is in DC. Apparently it's very It's been there
forever and everybody knows about it. I was like, oh
my god, this place is great. So I was somewhere
with the girls. I passed by it. It's kind of
like in the eighteenth Street corridor area and I stopped
(12:24):
in there and we got a bunch of stuff for
like me and the girls. Everything is fantastic, like it's
old school baking. And so shout out to the cake Roam.
If y'all feel they need to send me something, I
will take it. Okay, Okay, do they deliver? They do?
I think maybe? Okay, random question for you.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Do you do this because I do this, Like when
you go to the doctor's office and like specifically you're
gynecologist or you know, maybe like your primary care physician,
why do we hide our bra and panties when we
go to the doctor's office, especially when you're at the gynecologist.
(13:06):
That makes no sense to me.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Every time I do it, I'm like, this person is
about to see every inch of my wow, like everything
my buttthole, like, and I'm cuiding my panties, I'm hiding them,
I'm putting my shirt. I'm putting so you take off
your pants first, take off your shirt, and then you
take your underwear and your bra and you put it
(13:29):
under your pants. Like why I've done that? I do
it every time. I'm like, this person's literally going to
be feeling my breast, like hands up the veagetas putting
their fingers up me, and I care about them seeing
my braw What do you have on socks for the stirrups? Yes?
(13:50):
Yeah you do? Oh yeah, okay, I sometimes I forget, Yeah,
but then it feels weird to be like butt naked
with your little sheet on, with that little grown on,
with socks on. But yeah, definitely keep my socks on. Yet,
well I might not have socks on, right, so, but
typically I want to wear socks, right, Yeah, I don't know.
I think it's I think it's a private personal thing.
(14:10):
Why do we do that? We don't want you don't
want your g y n C. And our panties are
bra I literally hide like my it has to cover
to cover every inch of my bra. You cannot see it.
That's hilarious, but that's very true. Yeah, so ladies, do
you all do that too? You hide your bra and
(14:30):
panty when you go to your gun to college. Yeah,
we need to know, yes, yes. And and do you
need socks? Do you need to have on socks? Yeah?
Like sometimes I forget because I might have like flip
flops on or something, and I'm like, damn, I don't
have any socks. I just feel like my feet should
be in socks when they're in the stirrups. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, well I they change they cover them, right, and
they change them out, So it's not even a hygiene thing.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
No, it's hygiene things. It is just yeah. Yeah, I
just feel like I don't want my bare feet in
her face, right. Yeah. Now, do you have a male
or female gynecology? Female? I always had female? Yeah, me too,
me too, but some people don't care. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I think I remember talking about this that one time
I almost had a male I like made it by
the skin of my teeth when one played for the
Toronto Raptors.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I was pregnant with Corey, and I guess the.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Team referred me. I referred me to this ob gun,
this obstetrician. So it was a male that was going
to deliver Corey. And the old time, I'm like, I
don't I don't want him, like he's we never got
I don't know how. We never got to the point
where he was putting his hand up me, like, yes.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
If he delivered a baby.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
So I made it by the skin of my teeth
because one was traded and I came back home and
a normal doctor delivered Corey. But I would the whole
time I'm dreading, I'm like, I don't want this man
touch me like that.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Like yeah, so people don't don't mind. So people find
it more comfortable with a man, which I think is crazy. Okay,
wait a minute, So when you get a massage, do you
ask for a man or a woman. I just had
this conversation with my girlfriend. Yeah, I kind of, I
don't care, Like, Okay, I switch it up. I'll do both.
I'll do both.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
But there was this one man that was like he
was he was.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Built, yeah, he looked good, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
And I would like I went to him a couple
of times, and I was like, I.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Don't think I should go to him anymore, right, because
you want to have sex with him? I get it.
Nothing happened, but I was just like, I'm just not
going to go to him anymore. You don't want to
be tempted, like just the thoughts that were going through
the head, you know what I mean. I was like,
oh no, like so I people women have told me,
like friends have told me that a man's hands are
(16:48):
like harder for the massage. Yeah, of course, like because
they're stronger or whatever. But I don't like that. I
don't like a hard get up a tissue, Missilee. No,
see I do.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I like a deep, deep tissue massage.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
And sometimes I find they're you know, not not often,
but some women they don't get deep enough for me.
So I do like the bigger, firmer hands a man
at a firm massage, But like he can't be good
looking and like cut up, he just can't or robbing.
He can be great looking and cut up.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
For right, yes, right, but back to the guy N conversation.
Do you like get like groomed for your now gyn appointment?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
No? Okay, now she sings a million twice. She's not
even looking at me like that, right, yeah, yeah, but
some people do. I'll probably like shave my legs. I see,
and your legs don't get haired, but mine are, like
I have like dark hair, so I gotta save my legs,
so I'll shave my legs. But like the other stuff,
but I don't care. You could see it all that, yeah,
but my underwear you cannot see it. You cannot see
(17:52):
it under under Okay, that's that's wild. And then well
and also there's always somebody else in the room that
bring in like a little nurse, yeah, an assistant, like
what what are you doing? You? They're just handing up
standing there looking right like I would be. It's funny
because you know, Angel is shadowing, and she's she's shadowing
(18:17):
a bunch of doctors in this particular doctor. I don't
I don't know if the doctor was a guy N,
but I think it's failing practice. But they saw this
woman who and she needed to get like a pelvic exam,
and then she goes in there, so mind you. Angel's
like already freaked out because she's just like, I don't
want to see this. And the woman says, yeah, I know,
(18:38):
my vagina is upside down. So okay. Angel was like,
what in the world? So Angel said she did so
she was the person that was supposedly like on the side.
She said she didn't look she just looked the other way.
She said she didn't want no parts. Okay, but she
wants to be a doctor, like, but she doesn't. She
I don't think she wants to be a guy. N okay, yeah, student, okay, yeah.
(19:01):
So and I was it's funny I used to date
this guy one hundred years ago and he not actually
dated his friend, but his his best friend was the
whole nother story. Anyway, so we were talking about vagina. No,
I actually dated his friend, who says, how do you
mix that up? I don't know. Anyway, he was in
like pre he was in doing his residency or whatever,
(19:22):
and I was like, and he was doing his gim rotation.
So I was like, oh, I know, you're happy. He
was like, I can't take anyone coming through there has
green shit coming from their vagina. He was like, this
is not fun for me. Okay, this is actually turning
me off, Like I don't want to have sex for
at least thirty days, Like this is disgusting. But anyway,
all right, So so okay, question for you. Yeah, forget that.
(19:45):
I met a guy actually yesterday. He's the owner of
a restaurant, a very successful restaurant locally. Yeah, and it's
a young guy and he was I didn't know he
was the owner at first. Okay. So we're in the
restaurant and he's just like working the room. He's talking
to everyone, he keeps coming over everything, okay, keeps you know,
(20:06):
walking around blah blah blah. So finally he comes up
to our table and he's like, We're like, are you
the owner? Like, and he's like, yeah, I'm the owner.
So I'm like, I just want all the information. He's
forty years old, Yeah, been married six times, has eleven kids.
This episode's over. I said, you're gonna set him up
(20:29):
with me? Hell out? You know, eleven kids, eleven kids
from his six marriages. He doesn't. He's never taken a
day off from work. Like, that's why you're divorced six times? Right,
So how do you have time to do the eleven kids? Right,
I don't know, that's I'm just like and I so,
(20:49):
I just like, I keep asking questions. And then you
could tell he was like dodging some questions because I
was like, okay, how long was your longest marriage? Like,
how ad I say long? How long did you stay
married for? He's like, oh, not long? Eighteen months? He didn't.
He didn't even give me an answer. Yeah, he's a
mad I'm like, do you fall in love quickly? Like?
How do you just marry? Six times?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
And he started, and then he proceeds to tell me that, oh, well,
when I meet a new person and we start dating,
like I won't even kiss someone until until they we
get STD tests together.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
But I'm not making I'm kind of not mad at that. No, right,
I'm not mad at that, damn. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
But it was just the weird he was. It was
very interesting person.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
And what was the nationality? Indian? The Indian restaurant? Okay, yeah,
six times? Six times? And I thought they married. It's
am I being stereotyped. I thought they married for life,
like you married, Oh no, that's arranged marriage.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Well, that's an arranged marriage. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I don't. I would think that their culture culturally, Yeah,
maybe culturally.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I was under the impression that culturally, like keeping the
families together was very important.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Totally. Well, he broke that, right, He broke that six times,
like and eleven kids later. Yes, Jesus. I was like,
how do you have time if you never have a
day off from work? But he would, so he was like, yeah,
after I get off, I'm going to go to the
four season, like he was going to hang out afterwards.
So he like hangs out late or whatever, and then
(22:19):
he's back at work. But he said he's never had
a vacation. But I'm just like, how do you have
time to meet someone? Yes, date them long enough, decide
you want to marry them, play in the wedding, get married, stay,
stay married, have kid, yeah several, stay married long enough
to have kids or kids, and then be like, yeah,
I don't want to do this anymore. Get divorced. No,
(22:41):
I think I think, she says she just forty years
Like you're forty years old. Forty damn. Was the food
good at the rest? It was okay, it's very good,
it's hot. So he doing something right, highly recommend. Okay,
he doing something right, okay, God bless him. You you
want to give a shout out to the restaurant or no, no, okay, I.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Want to buy telling him that I'm telling this business
on my podcast.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
But yeah, yeah, so anyone, if anyone wants a forty
year old restauranteur that works hard and falls in love fast,
yeah you'll be wife number seven. He's your guy. And
yeah he's cute. He's like, you know, he's a nice
on guy. Yeah okay, and then he's like giving us, Oh,
let me give you some champagne.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, so he brought us free champagne. He brought Oh,
let me bring you dessert. He brought me a cheesecake.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
And then he proceeds to say, yeah, I don't drink
and I don't eat sweets. What but you're like feet,
you're giving away the drinks and the sweets, but you don't.
You don't partake like that. Things so funny anyway, Crazy
people cul cool out here, Yeah they cuckoo. Okay, So
I just want to read this. This is by Sukiana.
(23:47):
Is that right? So Kanya so Kanya? Okay, so she
so Kanya has sent us a lot of one liners. Yes,
but this just in particular, she just she'll just cause
for pause. I mean I cast for pause. But this
is back in the day, so if you know this
is if you know, you know. Okay, So Giselle is
speaking right now, and it says CHERI will drag you. No,
(24:09):
Cherise will drag you. And then Ashley says, drag me
where girl? And then Jesseelle says over the woods, and no,
over the river and through the woods. What were you
thinking in that moment over the river, over the river
and through the wood to grandmother's house? We go? Okay,
(24:30):
that was to be season two. That was season two.
That was season two at the Housewives Photomac. You know this,
this line, this whole exchange had Andy and stitches. Oh really,
when Andrew Cohen saw that whole scene go down, he
texted me it was like, Jelle's the funniest thing about
heard over the river and through the woods. Really, that's
where you're gonna get dragged. Yeah, that was that was
(24:50):
the good old days. But yees, So Kanya is clearly watching.
She's like has been binge watching Potomac because she'll just
send us an email of one liner talk about y'all faces.
But then she has questions too, So let's give her
one of her questions. Okay, Okay, So she asked.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Us, would y'all let y'all kids be on next gin
on the show on Peacock, basically a Bravo kids show.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
You've seen that, I've seen it. We've talked about it,
did we because we talked about Riley on there? Did
we think? Okay? So Riley, who is Candy Burrus's daughter,
is on there? Yeah, and I and so there was
there was a guy that was like basically not stereotyping her,
but basically was like talking about she came in the
(25:36):
room and she wasn't speaking to people, and you know,
he was imitating her and he was moving her head
his head around and acting like, you know, he was
like a stereotypical black girl. And I could just imagine
her being around this group of white kids. She was
getting a lot of that. So she kind of like
broke down in the moment. And when I was watching it,
all I can say to myself is like, where's her advocate? Like,
(25:58):
where's the other black person on this show that could
kind of like help navigate this nonsense? And the guy's
name is Charlie. I remember that, because I was like, you, Charlie,
Riley alone, she's one of ours, but he doesn't know
that I said that. I just said it just now,
So anyway, long, Oh, then she calls Candy, and Candy
was like Candy got her together, but you could tell
(26:21):
that Candy like almost want to cry, and I was
the whole world was like rooting for Riley and Candy
in this situation because it was like so just typical.
Yeah yeah, anyway, yeah, I mean that's I'm sure that
felt alienating for her, like be in that situation. Yeah,
you know, probably kids if she really didn't know like
(26:41):
that and they're just all kind of you know, filming together.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
And going through that. But that is something that I think,
especially in young adulthood, young black adults will encounter at
some point in their life, if they are the only
black person in a situation, whether it's at work or
in a social circle, You're you're going to run into
(27:10):
someone that says something that's ignorant or that's you know, insensitive.
And that person might not be intentionally trying to be
racist or mean, like they just you know, don't know
any better, and so it just it all depends on
how people learn from it, how they address it. So
you know, I'm sure it was hopefully handled in a
(27:32):
you know, peaceful way.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Well yeah, and hopefully there was some understanding there totally.
And it's it's clear that this kid, the Charlie guy,
is a product of his environment. Yeah, he you know,
he's probably like child of a one percenter. I don't
know that, but it's just my assumption. But in that moment,
I said to myself, you know, if Grace was there
with Riley, like, they would have waxed the floor with him.
(27:56):
Like Grace would have just waxed the floor with the room.
So from that perspective, would I let my children be
on Next Gen only for that scene, just that scene,
those for those moments because those are teachable moments. Yeah?
So yeah, yeah, I don't know. I mean, I wouldn't
(28:16):
have a problem with my kids.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
I would if that was something that interests them, Yeah,
then I would let them experience it totally. I just
think I think life is full of experiences and that's
something that I think, you know, you can have a
good time with, you can learn and grow from and
if it serves you, well great, and if not, you
get off.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Yeah. You leave totally totally, and we could, you know,
us being on reality television for a long time, we
can help navigate the ups and downs of it, because
there are ups and downs, right, yeah, totally. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
But like I mean, but Corey doesn't even want to
be on Instagram, so.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Oh really, but he used that for basketball.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah, so it's like, so, you know, for basketball, like
he there might be highlights of him or you know,
and people can't tag him because he doesn't have Instagram.
So it's like I'll just share it on my page
or I'll reposter whatever. But like, yeah, definitely. And I
say like, okay, do you want an Instagram page just
(29:12):
so that you can like put your highlights on? And
he's like, yeah, no, he's not interested. But what about colleges?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Some, but really the coaches are in the gym with
the kids, like they're evaluating the kids in person. Yeah,
so the highlights really are just for like hype for
the most part.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
You know. Well then I like that. Yeah. Corey is like, no,
thank you, Yeah, okay, I'm here for that. Yeah yeah,
it's good. Okay, So he feels about social media like
his mom. Yeah, pretty much. The Apple doesn't fall far
from the tree. I have a letter. This is from
(29:59):
Huge janis Huge Anus. Oh shit, Huge Anus. Really is
this Dick Hurts all over again? Oh my god, I didn't.
I really you read it. It didn't realize because we're
reading like it sounded weird. I mean, do you see
(30:23):
how it's spelled Hugh like the wow is this you Dick?
Okay you h u g h like the Hugh janis
j a right in us? Huge Anus? Okay, go ahead,
Oh my god, crazy, y'all listen. Whoever is taking the
(30:44):
time to like think this through rights wild But the email,
their email is Hugh j also known as Dick Hurts. Okay,
Oh my god, Dick. That's so funny.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
This is Dick Hurts even sounding Dick Hurts. Dear ladies,
big fan of the show. Yes, recently, the Fellas and
I all of us are forty five plus. We're drinking
and discussing our top fine milks. Oh me, okay, go ahead,
milks are if y'all don't know mothers, I'd like to Okay.
(31:21):
As you can imagine, this was a difficult discussion, so
we had to break it down into categories. I wanted
to let you know that you both made it to
top ten light skinned it milk.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait a minute,
so we just get stuck in the light skin and
the light skinned milks. Oh okay, we can't be just guess
beautiful black women. No, I get thanks. We probably want
to have made it. I'll probably renivated. I'll take it. Okay, fine,
huge Anus, Fine, this is a high honor and you
(31:59):
both should be proud. I'm very proud. Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
In no particular order, here is the official list, the
official list of fine light skinned milks.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Is he does he say light skin? Did? Oh? My god?
Like this is just bad to worse like skinded. This
is definitely dick hurts. It's definitely dick hurts. Okay, you
got me those dick hurts Because if I read your name,
you know, huge huge you yeah, huge huge Anus. Yeah.
(32:33):
And when you said it, I thought you were joking.
You thought I really said huge Aus. I thought, you know,
I thought you didn't realize what you were reading. I
thought you realized what you were reading with you joking. Okay, No,
I thought his name really was hugh. Okay, Janus, All right,
here's a list, y'all, Vanessa Williams facts legend status. Some
(32:54):
of these people I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Patricia south Hall Smith, Yes and parentheses, a few miles
on the vaginal odometer, but still got some useful miles left.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
What does that mean? A vaginal old domina? Because she's old?
Is that? What is a vaginal old domed? Like? Never
heard of that? How do you know how many miles
are on her vaginal? That means she's had a lot
of sex. Oh, but how do we know that? No,
she was married to Emmitt Smith and Martin Law Pat Smith? Okay,
Pat Smith? Yeah, okay, okay, that was mean huge anusis
(33:28):
I don't know? She has four Okay, so she pushed
out four kids. I don't know. Maybe I pushed out
line and push out but whatever.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Okay, moving on, all right, Kathleen Bradley, who's a legend status?
At this point, the engine might be a bit hard
to start, but once it's running and the smoke clears,
it's probably still good to go.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
What Okay, I don't know who that is. I don't
know who this is. And the descriptions are wy they're
very dick hurts like, yeah, okay, Kathleen, Kathleen she's a
former model. Okay, yeah, pretty woman, yes, gorgeous. Yeah, and
she's seventy four.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
She's seventy four, seventy four, okay, Lisa Videlle actress, fine,
and can get it seven ways to Sunday?
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yes, lord, Okay, Lisa is Lisa Lisadell. She could get
it seven ways to say. Sorry, let's look at Lisa.
Oh yeah, oh I've seen her. She's a actress. I
feel like she's been in like she's gorge How old
is she? She's sixty sixty, sixty years old. Okay, okay,
she's Puerto Rican. Okay, of Puerto Rican heritage, right o,
(34:36):
beautiful Anne Marie Green, Okay, who's that? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Gorgeous, high intellect, A smart version of Giselle.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Oh it's I'm dumb. What is this? Is definitely different? Hurt?
What a smart version of Josette? That is wild? Okay,
she's a news anchor. She's a news anchor and she's
well she fifty fifty three three smart version of me,
because Gselle's not smart, smart version of just according to Hughanus, Okay, okay,
(35:07):
Dick Hurts, all right, Rochelle ates just fine. No, explanation needed.
And I do agree. She's beautiful. She's an actress. She's
an actress.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
She's in a lot of Tyler Perry movies. Okay, yeah,
which she's very pretty, Michael Michelle or.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Beautiful, they said, Michelle. Michael Michelle, that's it. She's Michael Michelle.
Oh really yeah, Okay Michael Michelle. Okay, well she's But
he wrote it wrong.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Dick Hurts wrote it wrong, like Robin, not much in
the booty department.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Well, Robert, you don't have a big booty. I got
a little something. You got junk in the drunk I
got hips. But okay, that's true, but the face card
makes up for it plenty. Boom okay boom boom.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Boom boom, Robin Dixon.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Based on early picks from college, the glow up has
been real.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
What dang? So your college life was? Like? I was fine,
and I was I was. You're the badest in college too?
Yes you were? Yes, you were ten in college ten now.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yes it was bad. From somewhat ashy to now outright classy.
A perfect example of having gotten significantly better with age.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
How is it calling you ashy? When were you ashy?
I don't know what day, doesn't know how much lotion
you own. You're not ashy, Okay, I'm not done.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
It keeps going, voice, smile, intellect, overall, Aura, oh, complete package.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Dick Hurts. You know this is Dick Hurt exactly hates me. Yes,
and I love Dick Hurts. Yes, love you back, Dickie.
Giselle Bryant.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Most likely would not make it past the first round
of Jeopardy.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
But who cares? Who cares? Okay, little do you know,
Dick Hurts, I'm actually extremely smart. Okay the end moving
on face card is on platinum status. Thanks, body is
still racking well, Thanks puts much younger. Three oh fours
(37:18):
to shame. I don't know what that means. It's three
real four. I don't know that's new to me. Three
real four and the thick cabs when HI praise amongst
the fellas. Okay, thanks fellas, Congratulations the Fellas love you
signed huge us huge Anus also known as Dick Hurts.
You know what I'm trying to affectionately love Dick Hurts? Yes, yes, actually, oh, look,
(37:42):
I've hated him for so long that you know I'm
now to the point where I'm just like you know what,
I'm don't mind. I don't mind. I wonder what his
next name is going to do. I know that was
a good one. Yes, got me good? Yes, huge anus
got me good. Oh okay, what you go next? All right?
Random question for him?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
So recently I was going through my mail, okay, and
I have a question for you, like, do you let
your mail pile up or do you open it every day?
Because I just open up some birthday cards?
Speaker 2 (38:13):
What Robin, yeah, Robin, yeah, birthdays in March. I know
what was the money in it? Gift card? Not in
my birthday cards. But I did have a check for
my insurance company that was like dated April something. Oh,
so did you deposit it? Yes? Thank god? Okay, you
(38:34):
know I didn't expire. Okay. Do checks expire? Sometimes they
get some of them will say like it's voided after
one hundred and eighty days or something like if you
don't deposit with them in one hundred eighty days. So
I made that. But do you let your mail pile up.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Or do you open it every day? And like take
care of it every day?
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Robin, You're always the exception to the rule. Okay. So
what I do do is in my mailbox. Yeah I
don't check that every day right, by no mean it's
like once a week. Okay, yeah, because like who gets
mail anymore? I do, like you do? Yeah okay, but
like not like a letter or anything like that, like
not like you know, a card with money in it
(39:14):
or insurance with paying me back. But yeah, I get.
I get. So you know how if you like your
your car payment or your electric bill or whatever, and
they say, you know, check paperless. Yeah I never checked paperless.
Oh really yeah, because it's my reminder to pay. Not
that I need a reminder. But you're not on auto
pay I am, Oh no, no, no, I'm not on autopay.
(39:34):
I do it myself. I'll go in the computer and like,
oh my god, I'm a control freak, Robin. You're not
gonna take my money out my account. I auto pay
on your car note that you know that you have
want to pay. I remain control. I want to be
in control. Okay, that's myabolical I'm working on my control issues. Okay,
So I ask I continue to get the paper and
(39:57):
then it's my little reminder. Okay. So and mind you,
I have a one credit so let's just start there.
As I'm sure everybody in auto payment as well. What
was the question. Okay, I get the mail like once
a week. Yeah, I go through it right then.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Really yeah, okay, yeah, I'll get it when I get it.
I probably I probably don't check my box for like
two weeks at least at least. Yeah, And when I'm
getting I'm just like clearing out, clearing it out so
that the mailman has room.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
To put more self in. Yeah, Like sometimes it's so
packed that they'll actually like sit it on my front
step because, oh, because they're mad at you.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Yeah, okay, But when I get it, I'll just kind
of go through and just like discard all like the
junk mail, like the catalogs and the stuff that I
don't need, but like the stuff in the envelopes is
like it's still in the envelope and it gets put
on a pile sit on my desk in my office,
and then I wait four months later to just open
it all. So I'll literally have like why have you know,
(41:01):
like red light camera tickets that have have gotten fines
on top of them because I never opened the first one.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
So I get to pay double Yes, okay, lovely, so
that alone, Yeah, should make you open up. You're right, yeah,
that alone, because you're the woman that fills out the
class action too. Yes, okay, and you get your three
dollars and eighty eight cents yep. Okay, but you won't
open the red light camera yep. Okay, No, makes no sense, Nope.
And I get all types of fines and all that
(41:28):
type of stuff. Okay, I want to I want to
read this before you. You asked me that, Okay. So
Sukiana Sukana again asked just out, what did Kappa's as
fine as they are now like when I was I
guess when I was in school, their stroll got me
in a choke hold. Okay. The reason why I'm reading
this is because we didn't have a stroll back in
(41:50):
the day. Right. So for people who don't know what
she's talking about, Yes, she's asking about the fraternity Kappa
Alpha Side Fraternity Incorporated. Yes, which is a black male fraternity.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Like male fraternity. Both of our fathers are Kappus, Yes,
so we know very you know. And we're in sororities,
so you know we spent time around the fraternitys and sororities.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Yes. And one of my ex boyfriends was Kappa maybe
three Okay, okay, who's no, nobody's counting.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Yeah, so so that's so the Kappas are known today
for their strolling and stepping with a cane and.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
All of them though, and like doing little yeah the shimmy. Yeah,
they're shimmy and moving their bodies and whatever. It's the
Kapa shimmy. Yes.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
So when I was in school, yes, that's what they did.
So you're saying when you were at Hampton they did
not do all that.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
No, So when I when I crossed, and when you know,
the Fraterneys crossed my year, there was no quote stroll.
So like now strolling is like such a big thing
and it's part of like the whole probate. We didn't
have probate. Oh, we just came out online. We came
out maybe they called it probate, but like after we crossed,
we came out. No, I'm back up. When we were online,
(43:03):
we were online outside. Oh you were above ground. We
were above ground. That's what's called back then. Really like
we were probably one of the last lines that were
above ground. So everyone saw us online as Ivy's and
then when we crossed, we had like a little step
show something, but like it was, it wasn't like it
(43:24):
is now really like it. And I think because we
came out above ground so people knew who we were,
so I think they didn't there wasn't a need for it.
Maybe I don't know. Anyway, So I went to I
was in Hampton visiting a door and it was a
step show. And like the whole stroll thing is like
a thing, like everybody knows the stroll. I don't know
(43:46):
the stroll because I wasn't taught that. I'm kind of
mad about it. I want to know the stroll. I
want to know the ak stroll. Y'all teach me well,
But they're different, like everywhere you go, you just you
just you just it's happened, you pick it up. There's
details doing. You gotta know when to flip, you gotta
know when to turn, you got to where to move.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
I mean, they're just like you could you could go
to different campuses and they're all doing different things. Like
it's not like it's not a uniform stroll.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
I think the capus is kind of just the way
they do their little shimmy, like their little cane and
they tiling their cane. Yeah, my father was the cap
and they didn't have they didn't have canes back then,
like they didn't have anything. Yeah, yeah, they You don't
know that.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Because it's so funny that this question popped up because
just the other day, Corey walks in the living room
he's doing that, He's doing all this hes I know,
and he was like, did pop pop used to do this?
Speaker 2 (44:42):
I was like, no, no, pop hop did not, did
not did not. But it was cute kids.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Now now he's probably seeing content online and being curious
and like okay, like and it's it's very interesting. They
all have their stereotypical The fraternities and sweatons have their
like stereotypic cool you know, appearances or movements or actions.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
You know. It's like the ques are hopping around and
barrowing clicking people. It's so gross. It's so gross. So Doug,
you know, our audio got dumb. He's a cue and
he was like, you say you have a date to cue.
I'm like, no, y'all are gross. Y'all be going around
nicking people. So he's like what, Yeah, I'm like he's like,
(45:26):
that's a new thing. No, it's no, it's actually not.
Y'all been around so years ago. Okay, So I want
Gammaitaated to teach me the AKA stroll. You gotta go learn,
I gotta go learn. Yeah because in I gotta I
wanted to hop in and just follow suit. Yeah yeah, Okay. Anyway,
that's our show. Guys. We love y'all so much. Don't
(45:47):
ever forget to live your life. Either reasonable shady or
both get the strolling biting. I'm biting. Reasonably Shady is
a production of the Black Effect podcast Network.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
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Speaker 2 (46:10):
Your favorite shows, and you can connect with us on
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Shady
Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect
Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am Jaselle,
But what's up? I'm Robin Dixon. Thank you for being
here with us. What's a good? Yeah? Yeah, we still
don't have our song. We still don't have our rap.
I blame it on you. Yeah? Has anybody Yeah, has
anybody written in to say, hey, I can help you
all with y'all? Right with your lyrics? Okay? So of
(00:38):
our listeners are producers. This was care I say so,
maybe we should just blame the listeners. Yes, you guys's fault.
By the way, we didn't talk last week about Michael
Jamal Warner. Oh and even paulk Holgan. Okay? Was that
the Hulk Hulgan of it all? No? That was next
(01:00):
next one? Okay, fine, we don't we don't recall the
years ago he was like recorded, secretly recorded. There was
a he was ranting, saying the N word and saying
that his daughter better than not data black man. Oh yeah, okay,
(01:21):
not we're not now with him wrestling? Was r I
p r ip to him? But let's talk about Michael
Jams Warner. That's it. That's good for you. It's okay.
I don't know Ozzy Osbourne. I don't know anything about him,
but yes, Malcolm Jamal Warner is. Yeah, he he And
didn't he date Regina King for a long time? Oh?
(01:44):
Did he? I don't know. Maybe I made that up,
But like he is, was a staple for us. Yes,
he was like our big brother. Yes, our total big brother,
total staple. I just there's so many scenes from the
Cosmy so that like he iconic, Yeah, that were iconic
and that he made like that. You just remember theo
(02:07):
in the Cosbee Show. It's really sad. It's really sad
that he passed away. It's sad the nature of how
he passed away. Yes, totally.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
And it's so crazy because it's like as I get older,
there's just so many more things in life that I'm like,
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Doing that anymore. Well, he was what scuba diving?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
No, he was just in the ocean. He was He
just was like swimming in the ocean in Costa Rica
with his eight year old daughter and they got caught
up in a riptide or she's okay, And apparently there
were some other people out there I think there was
another man that got caught up in it, but he survived,
I think. But like, yeah, I'm not stepping foot in
(02:48):
the ocean anymore, like maybe my toes, you know, up
to up to like my knees or something. But like,
I'm not submerging my body in the ocean anymore. I'm
just not I'm not going out out past a certain certain.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You know whatever distance.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
And I think about all of the stuff that I
used to do so care free as a kid. Totally,
there's so many things that I just won't do anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
The and the the currents I think are different than
where what they were back in the day. Well yeah,
and then I guess whether yeah, maybe I don't know,
maybe or could just be different different locations. But apparently
there were warnings about the riptides and the current and.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I guess they weren't heated. It's really sad that that
he passed away.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
It's a horrible way to die. Yeah, rest in peace
to him and his family.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
That was really sad because he definitely, you know, not
only just on the Kaisi Show, is theo like just
as an as an adult, his he was still a
great actor, like he was on the resident. Oh yes,
I loved him with that, Oh my God, for God right,
and he just always seemed like a great like he
just he was one of those that had.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
A great spirit. He was so good.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh yeah, he just seemed to just have a great spirit.
Definitely feel like one of our big brothers or cousins
or whatever has passed away.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, definitely. All right, why do you have a shady moment? Okay,
what is your shady moment? Okay? The shady person again,
I think is me? M Yeah, shocker. So so it's
and whole foods Okay. Two days ago, and I was,
(04:39):
you know, zooming in and out of the lines, I
mean the lanes, the aisles, the aisles, getting my things.
And this one particular isle I was about to go down.
Three ladies who I think worked there were in the
aisle screaming at each other. Oh but it wasn't super Okay,
they weren't screaming. They were throwing shade at each other
(04:59):
like they were mad, like they were going for like
And then she said, and who do you think you are?
And boa so I of course went down that aisle, yes,
because I need to hear what's going on? What is
going on, of course, having nothing to do with me,
but to hear other people shade against each other brilliant.
So I love it. I'm walking very slowly down the
(05:20):
aisle and actually I'm acting like I am really into
the maple syrup, okay, because i'm reading the ingredients. I'm
not reading the ingredients. I'm just listening and it's so good. Okay.
So I think that they knew how how crazy it
was getting because they said to each other, we just
gonna wait, we just gonna pause. And so this lady,
(05:41):
you know, gets her stuff and go right. They just
go wait for this lady to do what she need
to do. I was like, ship, damn, sam it, don't mind,
don't mind me, don't mind me. It was I was
about to say, hey, don't I'm not here. But I
got my little syrup and I kept going. But I didn't.
So I got out the aisle, but I didn't. I
(06:02):
like turned the corner, but I didn't leave. I stayed
right there and they went back at it and it
was kind of like who do you think you are?
And it was kind of complaining about their jobs and
maybe somebody was supposed to help out, but they didn't
help out with you always going on break and I
don't know if you think that we don't know that
you have gone on fifteen breaks Like it was all
(06:24):
of that. It was amazing. So I just want to
make a little PSA if you see me in the
store and keep doing what you're doing exactly, because actually
you're entertaining me. You're here for it. You're not going
to tell the supervisors want more. I might even chime
(06:44):
in to be like, yeah, no, not the thing exactly. Yes,
so you could you could let them know whose side
you're on, Yeah, yeah, who's the right one? Yeah. But
it was good and they were in it and then
and then they kind of jumped into like a little
like not patchwa, but like other languages a little bit.
Oh oh it was so good, so good. So whole foods, y'all,
(07:05):
please don't mind me. Yeah, I'm just, you know, innocent bystander,
just wanting to hear y'all shade love it, yes, love it.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Speaking of whole foods, this is just random. Have you
noticed whether or not they carry yellow watermelon?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yes? They do, they do. I have to go well
one mine does? It does? Have you ever tried yellow watermelon.
Now it's outside. And I actually looked at it the
other day and I was because it was in the
bucket next to the regular watermelon, and I was like, oh,
what's that And I said to myself, this has got
to be not good, right, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
So Carter has become fixated on yellow watermelon, of course.
So he sees it on TikTok. Yeah, and people make
TikTok videos and like, oh, it's so good, it's so juicy,
it's so sweetest.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
So this is this.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
So he's like, can we get a yellow watermelon?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I'm like okay. And they're smaller, kind of like a candaloa. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, yeah, like rounder, like the round smaller ones. So
I'm like, okay, sure. So you know, I order my
groceries online. So I was online ordering groceries and they
had a yellow watermelon online.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah. I ordered the yellow watermelon. My yellow watermelon was delivered. Yes,
this is getting good.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Carter is like, and I'm in the middle. I start
cooking dinner, right, but he is.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Like, yellow watermelon. Cut the yellow watermelon, like, cut the watermelon,
cut the watermelon, and y'all know, cutting watermelons is like
the it's a feet so do you. But this one's
kind of small. Well, okay, if it was a yellow
watermelon would be small. I cut that thing open, I
put my knife in it. I went down and that
(08:39):
shit was red. Huh, it was red on the inside.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
They didn't give me a yellow watermelon.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I ordered yellow water outside yellow? No, but you know
the outside of the watermelon isn't yellow. It's yeah, it's yellow.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Well, the one I saw, the things I saw, they
were all yellow outside of yellow, outside of yellow.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Well, I order a yellow watermelon and I got a
red one.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Okay, okay, but then what makes you what makes the
red one become yellow? The inside? Oh? The inside, yes,
the inside is yellow. I think the outside yellow too?
Is it some I gotta let us know because there
was a big I don't think they maybe maybe it
was a melon. I was, Yeah, it was a melon.
Is it called watermelon? It's called yellow watermelon. Okay, I'm
(09:27):
at the store today. I'm i'mnna check it out. Okay,
see if they have it. Okay, but how do you
how do you pick your watermelon? Because this is the thing.
So I've heard.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
People, you know, they say like, oh, okay, you gotta
tap on it.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
You gotta listen, yeah, you know, and how heavy is it? Right?
So I feel like I'm doing all that, but I
don't know what I'm like. Okay, when you tap on it,
what does it sound like? So I think, okay, I
think you wanted to be the more hollow it is,
(09:59):
the less it has to sound hollow, like, oh, you
wanted to sound hollow. Yeah, you wanted to sound hollow
like do not do? Not like the it's like, do
do do? Okay. And then if if it's a regular
green watermelon and it's white on the bottom, right, that's good.
That's good, right, yeah, and in the sun for a
long time, I guess. And then you have to knock
(10:20):
on it. And if you knock on it and it's
hollow sounding, it's perfect, right. And then the waight too,
I think like the heavier ones are juicier. Well, they're
all heavy, I know. Yeah, okay, yeah, I haven't bought
a whole watermelon in a very long time. Oh really,
I just caught one another day. Okay. It was supposed
to be get them always in your house. It was
it was red inside, not yellow, and you were like,
(10:42):
this is wrong. Yes, see you don't go actually go
to the store.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
See, I go to so now I have to go
to the store specifically, Yes, and intentionally just to get
a yellow watermelon. Yes, because totally clearly the people where
I ordered it from getting followed up.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, download you're talking about and I don't like So
you don't feel uncomfortable with people picking your produce. I
mean I watch it good, I know, but you know
they don't. They don't they don't care exactly, so they're
not picking the best. Yeah. I don't do a ton.
I don't do a ton of produce shopping online, Like
(11:20):
I will go to the stores to do that. Like
I don't want to go to the I get my
groceries delivered, but I still will go to the store
to get a few things. I just don't want to
be in the store going like up and down every
single hour every time I go. Okay, you know, I
get that. I don't mind it in Whole Foods. I
mind it in like a Safeway or like those bigger stores.
But in Whole Foods, I'm like fine with it, right
(11:40):
because it's so small and like you can get through
it in like quick. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's true, right, yeah,
and plus people are arguing in the aisles and that's amazing. Yeah,
that is so amazing. Woods. Okay, yeah, okay, So I
have a random question for you. Okay, by the way,
I want to get a shout out to there's a bakery.
(12:02):
You know, I love my bake goods. There's a bakery
that I got somebody had ordered something. I got a
piece of cake from it. It's called a Cake Room,
which is in DC. Apparently it's very It's been there
forever and everybody knows about it. I was like, oh
my god, this place is great. So I was somewhere
with the girls. I passed by it. It's kind of
like in the eighteenth Street corridor area and I stopped
(12:24):
in there and we got a bunch of stuff for
like me and the girls. Everything is fantastic, like it's
old school baking. And so shout out to the cake Roam.
If y'all feel they need to send me something, I
will take it. Okay, Okay, do they deliver? They do?
I think maybe? Okay, random question for you.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Do you do this because I do this, Like when
you go to the doctor's office and like specifically you're
gynecologist or you know, maybe like your primary care physician,
why do we hide our bra and panties when we
go to the doctor's office, especially when you're at the gynecologist.
(13:06):
That makes no sense to me.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Every time I do it, I'm like, this person is
about to see every inch of my wow, like everything
my buttthole, like, and I'm cuiding my panties, I'm hiding them,
I'm putting my shirt. I'm putting so you take off
your pants first, take off your shirt, and then you
take your underwear and your bra and you put it
(13:29):
under your pants. Like why I've done that? I do
it every time. I'm like, this person's literally going to
be feeling my breast, like hands up the veagetas putting
their fingers up me, and I care about them seeing
my braw What do you have on socks for the stirrups? Yes?
(13:50):
Yeah you do? Oh yeah, okay, I sometimes I forget, Yeah,
but then it feels weird to be like butt naked
with your little sheet on, with that little grown on,
with socks on. But yeah, definitely keep my socks on. Yet,
well I might not have socks on, right, so, but
typically I want to wear socks, right, Yeah, I don't know.
I think it's I think it's a private personal thing.
(14:10):
Why do we do that? We don't want you don't
want your g y n C. And our panties are
bra I literally hide like my it has to cover
to cover every inch of my bra. You cannot see it.
That's hilarious, but that's very true. Yeah, so ladies, do
you all do that too? You hide your bra and
(14:30):
panty when you go to your gun to college. Yeah,
we need to know, yes, yes. And and do you
need socks? Do you need to have on socks? Yeah?
Like sometimes I forget because I might have like flip
flops on or something, and I'm like, damn, I don't
have any socks. I just feel like my feet should
be in socks when they're in the stirrups. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, well I they change they cover them, right, and
they change them out, So it's not even a hygiene thing.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
No, it's hygiene things. It is just yeah. Yeah, I
just feel like I don't want my bare feet in
her face, right. Yeah. Now, do you have a male
or female gynecology? Female? I always had female? Yeah, me too,
me too, but some people don't care. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I think I remember talking about this that one time
I almost had a male I like made it by
the skin of my teeth when one played for the
Toronto Raptors.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I was pregnant with Corey, and I guess the.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Team referred me. I referred me to this ob gun,
this obstetrician. So it was a male that was going
to deliver Corey. And the old time, I'm like, I
don't I don't want him, like he's we never got
I don't know how. We never got to the point
where he was putting his hand up me, like, yes.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
If he delivered a baby.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
So I made it by the skin of my teeth
because one was traded and I came back home and
a normal doctor delivered Corey. But I would the whole
time I'm dreading, I'm like, I don't want this man
touch me like that.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Like yeah, so people don't don't mind. So people find
it more comfortable with a man, which I think is crazy. Okay,
wait a minute, So when you get a massage, do you
ask for a man or a woman. I just had
this conversation with my girlfriend. Yeah, I kind of, I
don't care, Like, Okay, I switch it up. I'll do both.
I'll do both.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
But there was this one man that was like he
was he was.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Built, yeah, he looked good, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
And I would like I went to him a couple
of times, and I was like, I.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Don't think I should go to him anymore, right, because
you want to have sex with him? I get it.
Nothing happened, but I was just like, I'm just not
going to go to him anymore. You don't want to
be tempted, like just the thoughts that were going through
the head, you know what I mean. I was like,
oh no, like so I people women have told me,
like friends have told me that a man's hands are
(16:48):
like harder for the massage. Yeah, of course, like because
they're stronger or whatever. But I don't like that. I
don't like a hard get up a tissue, Missilee. No,
see I do.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I like a deep, deep tissue massage.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
And sometimes I find they're you know, not not often,
but some women they don't get deep enough for me.
So I do like the bigger, firmer hands a man
at a firm massage, But like he can't be good
looking and like cut up, he just can't or robbing.
He can be great looking and cut up.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
For right, yes, right, but back to the guy N conversation.
Do you like get like groomed for your now gyn appointment?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
No? Okay, now she sings a million twice. She's not
even looking at me like that, right, yeah, yeah, but
some people do. I'll probably like shave my legs. I see,
and your legs don't get haired, but mine are, like
I have like dark hair, so I gotta save my legs,
so I'll shave my legs. But like the other stuff,
but I don't care. You could see it all that, yeah,
but my underwear you cannot see it. You cannot see
(17:52):
it under under Okay, that's that's wild. And then well
and also there's always somebody else in the room that
bring in like a little nurse, yeah, an assistant, like
what what are you doing? You? They're just handing up
standing there looking right like I would be. It's funny
because you know, Angel is shadowing, and she's she's shadowing
(18:17):
a bunch of doctors in this particular doctor. I don't
I don't know if the doctor was a guy N,
but I think it's failing practice. But they saw this
woman who and she needed to get like a pelvic exam,
and then she goes in there, so mind you. Angel's
like already freaked out because she's just like, I don't
want to see this. And the woman says, yeah, I know,
(18:38):
my vagina is upside down. So okay. Angel was like,
what in the world? So Angel said she did so
she was the person that was supposedly like on the side.
She said she didn't look she just looked the other way.
She said she didn't want no parts. Okay, but she
wants to be a doctor, like, but she doesn't. She
I don't think she wants to be a guy. N okay, yeah, student, okay, yeah.
(19:01):
So and I was it's funny I used to date
this guy one hundred years ago and he not actually
dated his friend, but his his best friend was the
whole nother story. Anyway, so we were talking about vagina. No,
I actually dated his friend, who says, how do you
mix that up? I don't know. Anyway, he was in
like pre he was in doing his residency or whatever,
(19:22):
and I was like, and he was doing his gim rotation.
So I was like, oh, I know, you're happy. He
was like, I can't take anyone coming through there has
green shit coming from their vagina. He was like, this
is not fun for me. Okay, this is actually turning
me off, Like I don't want to have sex for
at least thirty days, Like this is disgusting. But anyway,
all right, So so okay, question for you. Yeah, forget that.
(19:45):
I met a guy actually yesterday. He's the owner of
a restaurant, a very successful restaurant locally. Yeah, and it's
a young guy and he was I didn't know he
was the owner at first. Okay. So we're in the
restaurant and he's just like working the room. He's talking
to everyone, he keeps coming over everything, okay, keeps you know,
(20:06):
walking around blah blah blah. So finally he comes up
to our table and he's like, We're like, are you
the owner? Like, and he's like, yeah, I'm the owner.
So I'm like, I just want all the information. He's
forty years old, Yeah, been married six times, has eleven kids.
This episode's over. I said, you're gonna set him up
(20:29):
with me? Hell out? You know, eleven kids, eleven kids
from his six marriages. He doesn't. He's never taken a
day off from work. Like, that's why you're divorced six times? Right,
So how do you have time to do the eleven kids? Right,
I don't know, that's I'm just like and I so,
(20:49):
I just like, I keep asking questions. And then you
could tell he was like dodging some questions because I
was like, okay, how long was your longest marriage? Like,
how ad I say long? How long did you stay
married for? He's like, oh, not long? Eighteen months? He didn't.
He didn't even give me an answer. Yeah, he's a
mad I'm like, do you fall in love quickly? Like?
How do you just marry? Six times?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
And he started, and then he proceeds to tell me that, oh, well,
when I meet a new person and we start dating,
like I won't even kiss someone until until they we
get STD tests together.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
But I'm not making I'm kind of not mad at that. No, right,
I'm not mad at that, damn. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
But it was just the weird he was. It was
very interesting person.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
And what was the nationality? Indian? The Indian restaurant? Okay, yeah,
six times? Six times? And I thought they married. It's
am I being stereotyped. I thought they married for life,
like you married, Oh no, that's arranged marriage.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Well, that's an arranged marriage. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
I don't. I would think that their culture culturally, Yeah,
maybe culturally.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I was under the impression that culturally, like keeping the
families together was very important.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Totally. Well, he broke that, right, He broke that six times,
like and eleven kids later. Yes, Jesus. I was like,
how do you have time if you never have a
day off from work? But he would, so he was like, yeah,
after I get off, I'm going to go to the
four season, like he was going to hang out afterwards.
So he like hangs out late or whatever, and then
(22:19):
he's back at work. But he said he's never had
a vacation. But I'm just like, how do you have
time to meet someone? Yes, date them long enough, decide
you want to marry them, play in the wedding, get married, stay,
stay married, have kid, yeah several, stay married long enough
to have kids or kids, and then be like, yeah,
I don't want to do this anymore. Get divorced. No,
(22:41):
I think I think, she says she just forty years
Like you're forty years old. Forty damn. Was the food
good at the rest? It was okay, it's very good,
it's hot. So he doing something right, highly recommend. Okay,
he doing something right, okay, God bless him. You you
want to give a shout out to the restaurant or no, no, okay, I.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Want to buy telling him that I'm telling this business
on my podcast.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
But yeah, yeah, so anyone, if anyone wants a forty
year old restauranteur that works hard and falls in love fast,
yeah you'll be wife number seven. He's your guy. And
yeah he's cute. He's like, you know, he's a nice
on guy. Yeah okay, and then he's like giving us, Oh,
let me give you some champagne.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, so he brought us free champagne. He brought Oh,
let me bring you dessert. He brought me a cheesecake.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
And then he proceeds to say, yeah, I don't drink
and I don't eat sweets. What but you're like feet,
you're giving away the drinks and the sweets, but you don't.
You don't partake like that. Things so funny anyway, Crazy
people cul cool out here, Yeah they cuckoo. Okay, So
I just want to read this. This is by Sukiana.
(23:47):
Is that right? So Kanya so Kanya? Okay, so she
so Kanya has sent us a lot of one liners. Yes,
but this just in particular, she just she'll just cause
for pause. I mean I cast for pause. But this
is back in the day, so if you know this
is if you know, you know. Okay, So Giselle is
speaking right now, and it says CHERI will drag you. No,
(24:09):
Cherise will drag you. And then Ashley says, drag me
where girl? And then Jesseelle says over the woods, and no,
over the river and through the woods. What were you
thinking in that moment over the river, over the river
and through the wood to grandmother's house? We go? Okay,
(24:30):
that was to be season two. That was season two.
That was season two at the Housewives Photomac. You know this,
this line, this whole exchange had Andy and stitches. Oh really,
when Andrew Cohen saw that whole scene go down, he
texted me it was like, Jelle's the funniest thing about
heard over the river and through the woods. Really, that's
where you're gonna get dragged. Yeah, that was that was
(24:50):
the good old days. But yees, So Kanya is clearly watching.
She's like has been binge watching Potomac because she'll just
send us an email of one liner talk about y'all faces.
But then she has questions too, So let's give her
one of her questions. Okay, Okay, So she asked.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Us, would y'all let y'all kids be on next gin
on the show on Peacock, basically a Bravo kids show.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
You've seen that, I've seen it. We've talked about it,
did we because we talked about Riley on there? Did
we think? Okay? So Riley, who is Candy Burrus's daughter,
is on there? Yeah, and I and so there was
there was a guy that was like basically not stereotyping her,
but basically was like talking about she came in the
(25:36):
room and she wasn't speaking to people, and you know,
he was imitating her and he was moving her head
his head around and acting like, you know, he was
like a stereotypical black girl. And I could just imagine
her being around this group of white kids. She was
getting a lot of that. So she kind of like
broke down in the moment. And when I was watching it,
all I can say to myself is like, where's her advocate? Like,
(25:58):
where's the other black person on this show that could
kind of like help navigate this nonsense? And the guy's
name is Charlie. I remember that, because I was like, you, Charlie,
Riley alone, she's one of ours, but he doesn't know
that I said that. I just said it just now,
So anyway, long, Oh, then she calls Candy, and Candy
was like Candy got her together, but you could tell
(26:21):
that Candy like almost want to cry, and I was
the whole world was like rooting for Riley and Candy
in this situation because it was like so just typical.
Yeah yeah, anyway, yeah, I mean that's I'm sure that
felt alienating for her, like be in that situation. Yeah,
you know, probably kids if she really didn't know like
(26:41):
that and they're just all kind of you know, filming together.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
And going through that. But that is something that I think,
especially in young adulthood, young black adults will encounter at
some point in their life, if they are the only
black person in a situation, whether it's at work or
in a social circle, You're you're going to run into
(27:10):
someone that says something that's ignorant or that's you know, insensitive.
And that person might not be intentionally trying to be
racist or mean, like they just you know, don't know
any better, and so it just it all depends on
how people learn from it, how they address it. So
you know, I'm sure it was hopefully handled in a
(27:32):
you know, peaceful way.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Well yeah, and hopefully there was some understanding there totally.
And it's it's clear that this kid, the Charlie guy,
is a product of his environment. Yeah, he you know,
he's probably like child of a one percenter. I don't
know that, but it's just my assumption. But in that moment,
I said to myself, you know, if Grace was there
with Riley, like, they would have waxed the floor with him.
(27:56):
Like Grace would have just waxed the floor with the room.
So from that perspective, would I let my children be
on Next Gen only for that scene, just that scene,
those for those moments because those are teachable moments. Yeah?
So yeah, yeah, I don't know. I mean, I wouldn't
(28:16):
have a problem with my kids.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
I would if that was something that interests them, Yeah,
then I would let them experience it totally. I just
think I think life is full of experiences and that's
something that I think, you know, you can have a
good time with, you can learn and grow from and
if it serves you, well great, and if not, you
get off.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Yeah. You leave totally totally, and we could, you know,
us being on reality television for a long time, we
can help navigate the ups and downs of it, because
there are ups and downs, right, yeah, totally. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
But like I mean, but Corey doesn't even want to
be on Instagram, so.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Oh really, but he used that for basketball.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah, so it's like, so, you know, for basketball, like
he there might be highlights of him or you know,
and people can't tag him because he doesn't have Instagram.
So it's like I'll just share it on my page
or I'll reposter whatever. But like, yeah, definitely. And I
say like, okay, do you want an Instagram page just
(29:12):
so that you can like put your highlights on? And
he's like, yeah, no, he's not interested. But what about colleges?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Some, but really the coaches are in the gym with
the kids, like they're evaluating the kids in person. Yeah,
so the highlights really are just for like hype for
the most part.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
You know. Well then I like that. Yeah. Corey is like, no,
thank you, Yeah, okay, I'm here for that. Yeah yeah,
it's good. Okay, So he feels about social media like
his mom. Yeah, pretty much. The Apple doesn't fall far
from the tree. I have a letter. This is from
(29:59):
Huge janis Huge Anus. Oh shit, Huge Anus. Really is
this Dick Hurts all over again? Oh my god, I didn't.
I really you read it. It didn't realize because we're
reading like it sounded weird. I mean, do you see
(30:23):
how it's spelled Hugh like the wow is this you Dick?
Okay you h u g h like the Hugh janis
j a right in us? Huge Anus? Okay, go ahead,
Oh my god, crazy, y'all listen. Whoever is taking the
(30:44):
time to like think this through rights wild But the email,
their email is Hugh j also known as Dick Hurts. Okay,
Oh my god, Dick. That's so funny.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
This is Dick Hurts even sounding Dick Hurts. Dear ladies,
big fan of the show. Yes, recently, the Fellas and
I all of us are forty five plus. We're drinking
and discussing our top fine milks. Oh me, okay, go ahead,
milks are if y'all don't know mothers, I'd like to Okay.
(31:21):
As you can imagine, this was a difficult discussion, so
we had to break it down into categories. I wanted
to let you know that you both made it to
top ten light skinned it milk.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait a minute,
so we just get stuck in the light skin and
the light skinned milks. Oh okay, we can't be just guess
beautiful black women. No, I get thanks. We probably want
to have made it. I'll probably renivated. I'll take it. Okay, fine,
huge Anus, Fine, this is a high honor and you
(31:59):
both should be proud. I'm very proud. Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
In no particular order, here is the official list, the
official list of fine light skinned milks.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Is he does he say light skin? Did? Oh? My god?
Like this is just bad to worse like skinded. This
is definitely dick hurts. It's definitely dick hurts. Okay, you
got me those dick hurts Because if I read your name,
you know, huge huge you yeah, huge huge Anus. Yeah.
(32:33):
And when you said it, I thought you were joking.
You thought I really said huge Aus. I thought, you know,
I thought you didn't realize what you were reading. I
thought you realized what you were reading with you joking. Okay, No,
I thought his name really was hugh. Okay, Janus, All right,
here's a list, y'all, Vanessa Williams facts legend status. Some
(32:54):
of these people I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Patricia south Hall Smith, Yes and parentheses, a few miles
on the vaginal odometer, but still got some useful miles left.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
What does that mean? A vaginal old domina? Because she's old?
Is that? What is a vaginal old domed? Like? Never
heard of that? How do you know how many miles
are on her vaginal? That means she's had a lot
of sex. Oh, but how do we know that? No,
she was married to Emmitt Smith and Martin Law Pat Smith? Okay,
Pat Smith? Yeah, okay, okay, that was mean huge anusis
(33:28):
I don't know? She has four Okay, so she pushed
out four kids. I don't know. Maybe I pushed out
line and push out but whatever.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Okay, moving on, all right, Kathleen Bradley, who's a legend status?
At this point, the engine might be a bit hard
to start, but once it's running and the smoke clears,
it's probably still good to go.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
What Okay, I don't know who that is. I don't
know who this is. And the descriptions are wy they're
very dick hurts like, yeah, okay, Kathleen, Kathleen she's a
former model. Okay, yeah, pretty woman, yes, gorgeous. Yeah, and
she's seventy four.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
She's seventy four, seventy four, okay, Lisa Videlle actress, fine,
and can get it seven ways to Sunday?
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yes, lord, Okay, Lisa is Lisa Lisadell. She could get
it seven ways to say. Sorry, let's look at Lisa.
Oh yeah, oh I've seen her. She's a actress. I
feel like she's been in like she's gorge How old
is she? She's sixty sixty, sixty years old. Okay, okay,
she's Puerto Rican. Okay, of Puerto Rican heritage, right o,
(34:36):
beautiful Anne Marie Green, Okay, who's that? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Gorgeous, high intellect, A smart version of Giselle.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Oh it's I'm dumb. What is this? Is definitely different? Hurt?
What a smart version of Josette? That is wild? Okay,
she's a news anchor. She's a news anchor and she's
well she fifty fifty three three smart version of me,
because Gselle's not smart, smart version of just according to Hughanus, Okay, okay,
(35:07):
Dick Hurts, all right, Rochelle ates just fine. No, explanation needed.
And I do agree. She's beautiful. She's an actress. She's
an actress.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
She's in a lot of Tyler Perry movies. Okay, yeah,
which she's very pretty, Michael Michelle or.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Beautiful, they said, Michelle. Michael Michelle, that's it. She's Michael Michelle.
Oh really yeah, Okay Michael Michelle. Okay, well she's But
he wrote it wrong.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Dick Hurts wrote it wrong, like Robin, not much in
the booty department.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Well, Robert, you don't have a big booty. I got
a little something. You got junk in the drunk I
got hips. But okay, that's true, but the face card
makes up for it plenty. Boom okay boom boom.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Boom boom, Robin Dixon.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Based on early picks from college, the glow up has
been real.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
What dang? So your college life was? Like? I was fine,
and I was I was. You're the badest in college too?
Yes you were? Yes, you were ten in college ten now.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yes it was bad. From somewhat ashy to now outright classy.
A perfect example of having gotten significantly better with age.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
How is it calling you ashy? When were you ashy?
I don't know what day, doesn't know how much lotion
you own. You're not ashy, Okay, I'm not done.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
It keeps going, voice, smile, intellect, overall, Aura, oh, complete package.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Dick Hurts. You know this is Dick Hurt exactly hates me. Yes,
and I love Dick Hurts. Yes, love you back, Dickie.
Giselle Bryant.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Most likely would not make it past the first round
of Jeopardy.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
But who cares? Who cares? Okay, little do you know,
Dick Hurts, I'm actually extremely smart. Okay the end moving
on face card is on platinum status. Thanks, body is
still racking well, Thanks puts much younger. Three oh fours
(37:18):
to shame. I don't know what that means. It's three
real four. I don't know that's new to me. Three
real four and the thick cabs when HI praise amongst
the fellas. Okay, thanks fellas, Congratulations the Fellas love you
signed huge us huge Anus also known as Dick Hurts.
You know what I'm trying to affectionately love Dick Hurts? Yes, yes, actually, oh, look,
(37:42):
I've hated him for so long that you know I'm
now to the point where I'm just like you know what,
I'm don't mind. I don't mind. I wonder what his
next name is going to do. I know that was
a good one. Yes, got me good? Yes, huge anus
got me good. Oh okay, what you go next? All right?
Random question for him?
Speaker 1 (37:59):
So recently I was going through my mail, okay, and
I have a question for you, like, do you let
your mail pile up or do you open it every day?
Because I just open up some birthday cards?
Speaker 2 (38:13):
What Robin, yeah, Robin, yeah, birthdays in March. I know
what was the money in it? Gift card? Not in
my birthday cards. But I did have a check for
my insurance company that was like dated April something. Oh,
so did you deposit it? Yes? Thank god? Okay, you
(38:34):
know I didn't expire. Okay. Do checks expire? Sometimes they
get some of them will say like it's voided after
one hundred and eighty days or something like if you
don't deposit with them in one hundred eighty days. So
I made that. But do you let your mail pile up.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Or do you open it every day? And like take
care of it every day?
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Robin, You're always the exception to the rule. Okay. So
what I do do is in my mailbox. Yeah I
don't check that every day right, by no mean it's
like once a week. Okay, yeah, because like who gets
mail anymore? I do, like you do? Yeah okay, but
like not like a letter or anything like that, like
not like you know, a card with money in it
(39:14):
or insurance with paying me back. But yeah, I get.
I get. So you know how if you like your
your car payment or your electric bill or whatever, and
they say, you know, check paperless. Yeah I never checked paperless.
Oh really yeah, because it's my reminder to pay. Not
that I need a reminder. But you're not on auto
pay I am, Oh no, no, no, I'm not on autopay.
(39:34):
I do it myself. I'll go in the computer and like,
oh my god, I'm a control freak, Robin. You're not
gonna take my money out my account. I auto pay
on your car note that you know that you have
want to pay. I remain control. I want to be
in control. Okay, that's myabolical I'm working on my control issues. Okay,
So I ask I continue to get the paper and
(39:57):
then it's my little reminder. Okay. So and mind you,
I have a one credit so let's just start there.
As I'm sure everybody in auto payment as well. What
was the question. Okay, I get the mail like once
a week. Yeah, I go through it right then.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Really yeah, okay, yeah, I'll get it when I get it.
I probably I probably don't check my box for like
two weeks at least at least. Yeah, And when I'm
getting I'm just like clearing out, clearing it out so
that the mailman has room.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
To put more self in. Yeah, Like sometimes it's so
packed that they'll actually like sit it on my front
step because, oh, because they're mad at you.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Yeah, okay, But when I get it, I'll just kind
of go through and just like discard all like the
junk mail, like the catalogs and the stuff that I
don't need, but like the stuff in the envelopes is
like it's still in the envelope and it gets put
on a pile sit on my desk in my office,
and then I wait four months later to just open
it all. So I'll literally have like why have you know,
(41:01):
like red light camera tickets that have have gotten fines
on top of them because I never opened the first one.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
So I get to pay double Yes, okay, lovely, so
that alone, Yeah, should make you open up. You're right, yeah,
that alone, because you're the woman that fills out the
class action too. Yes, okay, and you get your three
dollars and eighty eight cents yep. Okay, but you won't
open the red light camera yep. Okay, No, makes no sense, Nope.
And I get all types of fines and all that
(41:28):
type of stuff. Okay, I want to I want to
read this before you. You asked me that, Okay. So
Sukiana Sukana again asked just out, what did Kappa's as
fine as they are now like when I was I
guess when I was in school, their stroll got me
in a choke hold. Okay. The reason why I'm reading
this is because we didn't have a stroll back in
(41:50):
the day. Right. So for people who don't know what
she's talking about, Yes, she's asking about the fraternity Kappa
Alpha Side Fraternity Incorporated. Yes, which is a black male fraternity.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Like male fraternity. Both of our fathers are Kappus, Yes,
so we know very you know. And we're in sororities,
so you know we spent time around the fraternitys and sororities.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Yes. And one of my ex boyfriends was Kappa maybe
three Okay, okay, who's no, nobody's counting.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Yeah, so so that's so the Kappas are known today
for their strolling and stepping with a cane and.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
All of them though, and like doing little yeah the shimmy. Yeah,
they're shimmy and moving their bodies and whatever. It's the
Kapa shimmy. Yes.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
So when I was in school, yes, that's what they did.
So you're saying when you were at Hampton they did
not do all that.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
No, So when I when I crossed, and when you know,
the Fraterneys crossed my year, there was no quote stroll.
So like now strolling is like such a big thing
and it's part of like the whole probate. We didn't
have probate. Oh, we just came out online. We came
out maybe they called it probate, but like after we crossed,
we came out. No, I'm back up. When we were online,
(43:03):
we were online outside. Oh you were above ground. We
were above ground. That's what's called back then. Really like
we were probably one of the last lines that were
above ground. So everyone saw us online as Ivy's and
then when we crossed, we had like a little step
show something, but like it was, it wasn't like it
(43:24):
is now really like it. And I think because we
came out above ground so people knew who we were,
so I think they didn't there wasn't a need for it.
Maybe I don't know. Anyway, So I went to I
was in Hampton visiting a door and it was a
step show. And like the whole stroll thing is like
a thing, like everybody knows the stroll. I don't know
(43:46):
the stroll because I wasn't taught that. I'm kind of
mad about it. I want to know the stroll. I
want to know the ak stroll. Y'all teach me well,
But they're different, like everywhere you go, you just you
just you just it's happened, you pick it up. There's
details doing. You gotta know when to flip, you gotta
know when to turn, you got to where to move.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
I mean, they're just like you could you could go
to different campuses and they're all doing different things. Like
it's not like it's not a uniform stroll.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
I think the capus is kind of just the way
they do their little shimmy, like their little cane and
they tiling their cane. Yeah, my father was the cap
and they didn't have they didn't have canes back then,
like they didn't have anything. Yeah, yeah, they You don't
know that.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Because it's so funny that this question popped up because
just the other day, Corey walks in the living room
he's doing that, He's doing all this hes I know,
and he was like, did pop pop used to do this?
Speaker 2 (44:42):
I was like, no, no, pop hop did not, did
not did not. But it was cute kids.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Now now he's probably seeing content online and being curious
and like okay, like and it's it's very interesting. They
all have their stereotypical The fraternities and sweatons have their
like stereotypic cool you know, appearances or movements or actions.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
You know. It's like the ques are hopping around and
barrowing clicking people. It's so gross. It's so gross. So Doug,
you know, our audio got dumb. He's a cue and
he was like, you say you have a date to cue.
I'm like, no, y'all are gross. Y'all be going around
nicking people. So he's like what, Yeah, I'm like he's like,
(45:26):
that's a new thing. No, it's no, it's actually not.
Y'all been around so years ago. Okay, So I want
Gammaitaated to teach me the AKA stroll. You gotta go learn,
I gotta go learn. Yeah because in I gotta I
wanted to hop in and just follow suit. Yeah yeah, Okay. Anyway,
that's our show. Guys. We love y'all so much. Don't
(45:47):
ever forget to live your life. Either reasonable shady or
both get the strolling biting. I'm biting. Reasonably Shady is
a production of the Black Effect podcast Network.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
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