October 20, 2025 • 46 mins
Gizelle and Robyn talk about Robyn’s shady driving, Southwest Airlines, hypothetical boyfriends, daily routines, Kamala Harris, cleaning epiphany, Love & Hip-Hop, crazy neighbor drama, “Green-eyed Bandits,” accessible stalls, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect
Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am I'm
just out Bryant. I'm just out Bryant. Yes, who are you?
What in the world?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
And I'm Robin Dixon. Yes, And thank you for being
here with us once again for our two hundred and
first episode is the beginning of our sixth seasons.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Season six comedy in coming.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Thank you for being here with us.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, truly appreciate it. Truly appreciate eight it. You know,
it's getting very cold outside. How are we feeling about it?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Do you think it's very cold? It's brisk, It's getting
more appropriate. It's like this is what it's supposed to
be right now. I think we were I don't know,
like when we were spoiled. Yeah, we're in October, like
the weather continued to be warm and like really nice.
So I think now where we are, we're finally feeling
like the briskness of it. Yeah, it's it's well in
(01:16):
the morning when I go to gyms. Oh, I'm sure
it's like really cold at that time.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, okay, So you have a shady moment.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I have a stupid moment. Okay, okay, you know that
those we do. We do those all the time. Yeah. Yeah,
So like Robin's stupid moments happened quite a bit. So
the other day I was driving home from DC and
(01:53):
there was like a little traffic backup on the road.
I mean, no surprise there, yeah, but it was because
there was something in the road. So in my lane
there was cars and like everyone had to like get
over to avoid the thing in the road. Okay, So
when I pull up when it's my turn and I'm
still in the lane where the thing is in the road,
I see it's a tire. So there's like a big
(02:15):
tire in the road, and I'm just like, well, I
have a rain drower. I'm an issue b I'm just
going to drive over the tire.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Friva. What is wrong with you? You're an idiot? Yes,
you're an idiot? Yes? Did you say idiot or did
you say stupid? Stupid, ridiculous, make no sense what?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I don't know what I was thinking. I don't know
why I thought I was on like driving some like
huge eighteen wheel or the like high up off the ground.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
They wouldn't even do that.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
No, no, so I drive over this tire in all
my ears.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, because you busted your tire. Oh what would I can't.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I don't know. And then the dummies behind me followed me,
and they're not in an SUV. They're in like a
Honda Accord.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
They ran over the time they might have yes.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
They like hate, they like they didn't get over like
I looked behind them, like oh, like they were right
behind me, driving right in the same lane. I said,
Oh my god, these people are really gonna mess up
their cars. So I'm sorry. If people messed up your cars,
you should not have followed me as I drove over
that tire. It was very stupid, but fortunately my car's fine.
(03:34):
But it still was a very stupid moment.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
And after I did it, I was like, wait a minute,
did you so you didn't get a flat?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
No? No, so I straddled the tire.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Oh, but it was underneath.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yes, So it's underneath so it could have like, like,
excuse my Languageyah, I'm sorry, it could have messed up
all types of stuff just underneath. Yes, yes, And it
was just oh, I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Don't ever do that again.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, I won't, Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I won't it was so stupid, so stupid. Was a
child in the car? No, thank god.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, they would have definitely been telling me I was stupid.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah yeah, Well you lead by example, you'd be teaching
them something bad to do.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah. Yeah, but they would learn from the sound of
the tire, of me driving over the tire and all
of the noise that it made, and in the potential
damage that it could have caused.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, yeah, were you paranoid all the way home?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I was, Yes, I like turn my music off. I
was like listening for like anything like loose or rattling
or I was just I was prepared to be on
the side of the road. It's so avoidable, so avoidable,
so stupid. I don't And then I'm looking like a tire,
the thickness when a tire is laying on the side,
like how high up and thick that. It's like, yeah, no,
(04:43):
my car is not that high up now the road?
What am I thinking? What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
But you know when when you go to the range
world of dealership, they have you and you test drive.
They have this little rock yes assimilations like a big yeah,
it's like a mountain or rock mountain, and they tell
you to drive the car over the mountain, and the
cars all like you feel like you're about to tip
(05:09):
over in turvy.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, so I guess I was like, yeah, my car
can do anything. No, no, we don't straddle tires. We
don't straddle anything in the road.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, it was stupid. Yeah that was who.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Okay, my shady moment actually happened a little a bit ago.
But I've been meaning to talk about it because I'm
clear that you are very aware of what I'm about
to say.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Okay, but I was shocked.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Okay, shocked, I say shocked. So I took a quick
quick trip to Jamaica, as I mentioned, yes last week
and who did you go with? A guy? And it
was very last man anyway, have I don't know. So
(05:58):
if you go from from my area to Jamaica, the
only direct flight is out'll b WI on Southwest, oh okay, okay,
not Dulles, not DCA, No, Southwest is the only direct flight.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Okay, okay, Oh my god, you took the Southwest?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Okay, so you know with the Southwest you get the
A one whatever. So I was like maybe A six okay, okay,
So I'm like, okay, I can handle this. I'm a six.
He was like A ten. We're good, okay, okay, get
to that little airport. Get to the gate. They were like, okay,
now it's signed for the pre borders. Oh yeah, prior
(06:37):
to the A, B and the C. Yes, okay.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
So I look up.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
There's twenty I counted, there's twenty people in wheelchairs. Yes,
and then they have like an a guest what do
you call accompanied? They're accompanied by another person. So forty
people got on this plane before me. Forty people to
pick their seat prior to my A six.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I was livid, Yes, livid because, mind you, the people
who were in the wheelchairs. And I'm not saying that
y'all weren't really handicapped. I'm saying all of y'all were
not really handicapped, okay, because they got they jumped out
their chairs and walked on that plane.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
No, they weren't. I can speak from experience.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yes, So I'm like, oh, they know how to like Jerry.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Rig the system, and I did.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I was. I'm none the wiser to the Southwest game
because I didn't rolled up in a wheelchair. Had I know?
I was livid. So the seat that I ended up
getting which was fine, was like the emergency that gives
you a little bit more room. But I just feel
like Southwest, you know, these people are lying. Why haven't
y'all fixed the system?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Well they're about to. They're about to change into assigned
seating because of this. I don't know if it's because
of that, but it could be. But yet no, so wait.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
So wait it gets better on the way back home
because I'm like, maybe just a Baltimore thing, right, So
I'm like, okay, clearly in Jamaica, this is not gonna happen. Same.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, there was.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
At least twenty people in wheelchairs. Yes, I was freaking
blown away.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
So you don't even have to be in a wheelchair. Like,
So first of all, somebody that worked at Southwest told me,
and I'm just I guess all y'all listening to me
are going to do it now. Yeah, you don't even
have to have a like, you don't have to have
a condition really, Like you just can go up to
them and say I need to preboard because you could
(08:33):
say because I have anxiety or I need to preboard.
Wan he preboards because his knee hurts.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
His knee hurts, Yes, oh.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Wow, Yes, or he'll say, like, I had knee surgery recently.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
And nobody questions him.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
No, nobody. They're not allowed to question you. Oh they
just say, okay, they're not allowed to question you. You
don't have to give them any type of proof. So
you really don't have to be in a wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Oh they all in a wheelchairs. Yeah, they got the
bit down.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, you don't have to do that. You can just
go up to them and say, I need to pre
board because I have anxiety. Okay, I need to pre
board because I had I had knee surgery and my
knees something like that. Oh, so Win is also part
of the problem, okay, lovely Okay, yeah he is. Okay,
but but but so for me, I don't mind it
(09:19):
because they don't allow the pre borders to sit in
the exit row.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh that's why I was. Okay, that's and I want
to that the exit row. You want the X round
Yeah okay, I didn't know that. So Wan will be
the last pre border. Yeah, and pretend that he's not.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, and get An.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Was the problem twice Okay, not once, but twice. Yeah,
this is real.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
But like you're they've got to know, like the system
is broke. Now, well, I maybe broke the system. Yeah yeah,
I think people are taking advantage of it now for sure.
But and that probably is one of the reasons why
they're about to do a sigence dating.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Because you pay ex from what I understand, I think
for the AIDS, right yeah. Yeah, so like they just
taking people's money and you're not even going to get
the benefit. Right yeah. Now I was, I was like, wow, this.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Is oh I can only imagine you in that. I
was freaking out at that gate. Your head is probably oh, Benny, yeah,
like what are you talking about? I'm a six? I
d you the sixth person on this plane? Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
To me me, I was living pissed and then coming
back I was like a five.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
But no, I was probably the forty Yeah, I was
the forty fifth person to go get on the plane.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
That was it's just wrong.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Okay, all right, Well Southwest fixed it. I'm glad y'all
fixing it. So when is the when is the science
seating happening? Sure?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I think it's soon.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I think it's maybe maybe January.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, Okay, get listen because the system is clearly broken.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
So funny.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah, yes, Okay, So I had this thing okay before
you before you get going of the guy that the
guy to date, right, I saw this on Instagram and
I was like, okay, this is very funny. Okay, So
would you rather have a man this is? You know,
(11:14):
I think prior you know one has passed away. Okay,
which man would you pick based off based on his
financial situation and given quality?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, I've seen versions of these before.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Okay, so number one rich and cheap okay, okay, upper
middle class and smart, okay, working class and generous okay,
lower middle class and loyal. M I think I would
(11:48):
go with upper middle class in smart because he can
make more money because he's so smart.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, he can make more money. He's I mean, he's
already upper middle class. So let me he has money
and he has like I don't. I don't like, I
don't want rich and cheap? No, why cheap? Like so
that means like he's rich, yeah, but you can't like
he doesn't spend his money or you can't.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Well, I just feel like at some point if it's
just let's say this is your husband, he's rich and cheap, right,
He's he's because he's cheap. He has his money, right,
and I have convinced him that I'm going to control
the money. See that's the part that that's the variable. Yes,
that's that's happening. Okay, yeah, that's happening. So I don't
mind rich and cheap. I'll take rich and cheap.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Really, yes, But see, I guess I'm basing it on
if he's rich and cheap for life, Like, if you
can't affect, you can't change that.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Okay, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
So if he's going to be rich and cheap, if
I'm going to be married to a man that's rich
and cheap, he's never going to change, never going to evolve.
And he's and the fact that he's rich it's going
to make him think that he has power. But he's
still being cheap, and I can't enjoy the you know, yes,
the money then no, like I don't want to be
control by a rich man that's cheap.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Okay, well okay, but working class and generous is kind
of nice too.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, generous is nice in any of them. Yes, But
and working class doesn't mean that they don't have money.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Right, he has like a little in this picture, he
has like a little construction thing, and I just feel
like he's really gonna be good and bad and he's
gonna be generous. He's gonna be like all over me,
just making sure all of my wants and needs are Yeh,
I'm taking the working man, working class, working class generous.
Forget the rich and cheap. Yeah, yeah, screw you rich
(13:34):
and cheap.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah you don't need him anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
No I don't. I don't. Okay, That's all I got
for you.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Okay, Okay, So I saw a post. I've seen this
like numerous times and I've actually thought this through myself,
but I saw someone repost it recently. What order do
you get ready?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
So makeup hair, outfit? Like, do you put your outfit
on first? Do your hair first? You do make it first?
What order do you do it in?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Makeup? Hair?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Okay, let's back up.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah, I got to see what I'm wearing first. It
depends on where you're going, right, Yeah, but no, no,
it depends on what I'm wearing, Like do I have
to pull this over my head? Because if I do,
then I have to put that on first, then makeup,
then hair. But if it's something that I can that's
not going to mess up my face.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Hair, then that's last. Yeah, yes, it depends on what
I'm wearing, right, So typically right, so for me, it's makeup,
outfit and then hair.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Why is hair last?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I don't know that's typically. But if it is something
that's like, say it's like a dresses something, then I
won't put the I won't put the outfit on. I'll
just put like whatever undergarments on, put a robe on. Yes, okay,
So then it's makeup, hair with like one, and then outfit,
(15:02):
Like if it's like a dressy dressy, it just depends
on the outfit.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
It definitely depends on how But.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I would say if it's like a regular it's like
you know today, I probably okay, so I have one
on sweater right, so it's yes, so it's makeup outfit hair.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Make up outfit hair, okay. I I also feel like
I was gonna say something about the about the clothes.
I can't remember, but I feel like, oh, then you
get to switch and clothes, right, which is becomes problematic. Yeah,
and then with your hair. If you have your clothes
(15:43):
on and let's say it's a tight fit, you can't
really get all up into.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
The hair, right.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, so it's like you really gotta figure that out.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So it depends on certain things. But
if it's just like an everyday, regular day, if I'm
going to glow thirty, yeah, then it's make up close hair. Okay,
I don't know. I just feel like the hair is
like the finishing touch.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah. But then I feel like sometimes like if your
hair like sheds or like hairs all over the and
that's on your clothes, right, hair got to be last.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah, it's not. For whatever reason, it's no, but no,
I get it.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, Okay, I just want to give kudos to this woman.
I'm not gonna say her name. I'm gonna let it
speak for itself. Who's out here on a book tour
right now, a book tour. Yeah so she's she's all
over the place. Yeah okay, oh yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
There's so much about this moment that is trying to
make people feel like they've lost their mind, when in fact,
these motherfuckers are crazy. Yes, okay, listen, I love a
good motherfucker Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
And I wasn't mad at it.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
No, not mad at it at all, especially since she's
not an elected official like you can be mad at
her for anything.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yes, she's just out here selling her book. She's letting
everybody know.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, these crazy are crazy in so many ways, so
many ways.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Can you imagine how many cuss she would have won
the president? See wish she did win with somebody teated,
But that's a whole other story. How many f BOMs
should be dropping right now? But in the right way,
right I would be living my best life.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yes, yes, give me to us. But you know, it's
so funny. I saw a post recently and it was
like it was a video or pictures. It was a
video of Obama using a selfie stick in the White House. Okay,
he was using the selfie stick. It was like, I
guess selfie sticks were a new thing, and all the pope,
not all of them. The political pundits on Fox News
(17:41):
were like, oh my god, what is the country come to.
The President of the United States is using a selfie
stick in the White House?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Can you believe it? Oh? This is horrible?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Really is I mean, they were going in they were.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Mad, mad about the selfie stick.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Obama was using a selfie stick. They were like, this
is not appropriate for the office, and I mean the
it was crazy. And so now fast forward to twenty
twenty five, and SO thinks that they were upset about
Obama using a selfie stick.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, it's insane, totally insane.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
It's insane, and I'm like, what are y'all? But y'all
not upset about anything else that takes place.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Today in the White House. Yeah, first of all, there's
ping and poops all over the furniture. But that's a
whole nother story. We're gonna move on. Okay, we got
some letters. Okay, is this one? Two pages? This is
a letter and a half.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
It's a picture.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I was a picture. Okay, good morning. Is this is
from Kristin Blair, Blarry Blury, Beery Berry, Kirsten, Kirsten Hew.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
You knows Kirsten.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Oh, because it says k I R Kirsten. Okay, lovely,
good morning, Robbin Andzel. Been a fan of you two
sis the Real House? Whys dark Agent, dark ages? What
does that matter?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
A long time ago?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I got Okay, I'm confused, But okay, So I was
listening to last month, Last Monday's podcast when Robin started
her soapbox summing about people needing to wash themselves better.
I had a moment of pure terrifying clarity. Damn, I thought,
is she talking about me? To keep it real, I'm
(19:26):
a two showers a week kind of goal.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Gag, what Paul a week?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Two showers a week? So you're going days a week.
There's seven days in a week and you're only you
can't even give me three out of four. You're giving
me two out of five out of seven, right.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Not even the majority of the week. Okay, two? Okay?
So it's not every other.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Day, it's every other other day.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Okay. Then she says, I give the pits, the houha
and my face a little love and that's it. No washcloth.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
So when Robin started talking about how we need to
use a washcloth, I'm like, bet let me see if
Robin's right and my ass is dirtier than I think?
Should I continue on this?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
So I jump in the shower on Saturday with my
pristine white washcloth. I've been saving up five days worth
of running grime, yoka, sweat and general life.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
It was time you're working out, not showering.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
It was time for the ultimate tests, That's what she says.
I showered as should we have said her name. Okay.
She didn't say not to, so we said her name.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I showered as I usually do, and then I took
out the white washcloth and some soap. I scrubbed like
my life depended on it, like I was trying to
buff a car dent with a hand towel. I got
in all the nooks and crannies. I went archaeological dig
on my own body. And you want to know what
(21:08):
The washcloth was just as white when I finished as
when I started. She's lying.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Oh hot Yoka, so Robin, stop being shady and leave
us non washcloth using white women alone. Listen, you dirty
white women?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Okay? She said, I live in Idaho, where the air
is so dry and clean. My sweat is basically for breeze.
Now I'm from South Saint Louis, and when I go home,
it's a different story. If I break a sweat there,
I smell like a swamp monster that got into a
dumpster fire.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Okay, that's interesting.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
At least she knows the difference, right, Yeah, But that's
that's so bad. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
I'd also like to point Idaho right that using soap
and scrubbing your body all the time strips your body
of natural oils and disrupts your natural pH Okay, we
do know that, but you have to get the right
kind of body wash. Right. Okay, ladies, thank you for
being the best friends I've never met. Come visit me,
and she says, she wants us to come visit. I'm
gonna tell you right now, I'm not visiting because she.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I want to visit and experience this for myself.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Okay, Well, she said, come visit me in Sun Valley,
Idaho and see for yourself. We get some major celebrities
including Oprah, Jeff Bezos, Mike Mark Zuckerberg. Okay, because of
Basos and Zuckerberg, ain't gone. I'll show you around all
the amazing things, and maybe you can even see if
Robins stanky ass is less stanky here.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
It's an important scientific study. With all my love and
no washcloth.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Cleanliness Kirsten Jay Barry.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yes, I'm also attaching a picture of my pristine aftershower
white washcloth, as well as my after shower video. I
don't have much skills in making videos, so disregard it
if it sucks. Okay, So she has.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
A just a picture of our white cloth, and.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
She's like looking at it. But what I can say,
when you put soap on.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
The right, it cleans the white wash cloth. So the
washcloth at the end, it's probably, yeah, it's been cleaned
off with the soap.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
But she should have been looking at the water as
it was going down the drink, because I'm sure it
was like dark, right. No, And I'm not saying that
to be funny like sometimes not sometimes, but when I
if if I'm you know, out at an appearance or
something and I have body make up, one, I can
see the body makeup going falling off my body and
(23:36):
going down the drink. So yeah, you should have been
looking at the water going down the drain, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I find that very hard to believe that that there
was no dirt build up on your body. I mean,
it's just it's not even behind because even okay, if
you're walking around.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Underneath the boobs, right, but crack your feet.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Do you walk around if you walk around with like
open toe shoes or slippers or sandy like you're getting
dirt from the outside on, Yes, you at.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yoga class, but no, no, no shoes on?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yes, yes, I mean, go for you, I'm not listening.
If that's living in Idaho gets you, then great. I'm
not going to refute that I can't experience, I can't relate.
I've never been, but I am curious about But can
I just say this, she's helping the water listening to
reasonably that part.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
That part I didn't know. I didn't know they had
radios right, or a type of radio.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
They didn't have a type of ability podcast.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
They didn't have apple Ieheart, none of it. Okay, so
that's awesome, But like, I don't know, I just feel like,
don't you feel dirty? Don't you feel like you want
to just get a rents off? Don't get me for
watch rents yourself off?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I don't. I don't know how do you? So as
you are you saying when you go work out you
don't sweat.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
That's crazy, But you're walking around a yoga studio. Your
feet are dirty? Right the yoga the yoga studio is
not bacteria free?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah? Yeah, sorry, all right? So Keirsen, you don't have
if you don't want to use a washcloth, fine, but
can you at least bathe more than twice a week?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yes? Yes, yes, get in there, get in there every day. Wait,
if she's trying to save the water. Are we on
a water shortage? Maybe maybe she's trying to help the
ozone layer.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Maybe I don't know. I don't know, I don't know.
Very interesting. Okay, we have another email. It's from Tarika. Hi, Terarika,
so that Hey, ladies, first of all, love the show.
Can't wait for my Monday evening drive home from work.
I have a neighbors story for you.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
So remember I talked about then? My neighbor is a Karen.
Back in twenty ten, my family moved into a quiet neighborhood.
Didn't take long for us to find out why. I'm
a light skinned, biracial mom with obviously biracial children. My father,
being of African American descent, would frequently visit every day. Actually,
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one evening after work, I was carrying my little girl
and groceries across the street with my son walking close by.
My lovely, elderly Caucasian neighbor peaks her head out the
door and tells me for me and my inward kids
to go back to the south end. Wow, who, ladies,
(26:17):
don't play with me and my children? Ever? I made
two years of her life miserable. She called the cops
for us walking by her house, parking in her parking spot,
and even my kids toys ending up in her yard.
She finally gained enough courage to pack her things and move.
I love the podcast Bye Wow. That is so wild.
(26:41):
That's crazy crazy. I saw a story recently. I think
this is in Florida, and it's It was a mom
and she posted it on Instagram. Her son black lady.
Her son is five, and they live in a neighborhood
and there's an older white woman in the neighborhood who
who is suing them. So the kid like touched the
(27:03):
tree or something in the neighborhood, okay, And she reported
them to the homeowners association and is now and she
and this lady is like part of the homeowner's association
and now they're like folowing a lawsuit against them because
the little boy touched the tree. It's crazy, something absurd.
It's so ridiculous, and it's like you're not only I mean,
(27:25):
it's just clearly he didn't do anything wrong, like there,
it doesn't seem like he did. I don't think there's
any rules against touching a tree. Or whatever, or he
didn't destroy property, but you're gonna make this woman have
to pay for a lawyer to fight something like this,
Like this is ridiculous. I don't understand so well.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Speaking of absurd and crazy, yeah, just briefly, because I
know you can't handle this. I just need to talk
about love and hip hop real quick.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Okay, Okay, that is absurd crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Because I just want to give y'all an update in
case y'all don't know, y'all know that I I'm a
love and hip hop Atlanta watcha yep, very quickly, because
the season finale is happening. This season is over. Ze
is devastated.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Oh really, because because it's over, because it's soca. Really Yes,
it's gonna be back on in like five minutes, I know. Okay,
So we have new people on the show. Salma and
twenty four is her husband's name.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Who are they? I don't know. They knew, they knew
to the group. They so they went, so you already
know where this is going. They went on a trip,
you know, cast trip to Puerto Rico. Okay, and there
was Salma and her husband was celebrating nine years of marriage.
Ok Okay, Sierra who's back at home in Atlanta, who
didn't go on the trip. Her husband's brother is Salma
(28:42):
south Piece. Okay, so okay, it just so happened. He
was talking.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
He was like, oh no, that's that's my girl, like
you know, and we know it to be so because
I uber her home and they know the address all right,
so he has that all that in the text messages.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Okay, Oh my god. So the guys were gonna pull
twenty four to the side in Puerto Rico, gonna be like, look,
look dog like, let me tell you what's going on. Right.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
So it's twenty four a rapper, I don't know what
he is, who's related to hip hop here.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
He's friends of Scrap Okay, okay, so Scrap and Little
Zane was gonna pull them to the side and tell
them go get Okay, it does me thirty one seconds,
So you know how guys are. They just can't get
it out. They just trying to. Yeah, because they was
gonna not do it at a dinner scene because you know,
the dinner scenes is just crazy. It's gonna pull them
(29:32):
to the side. But Mama D flew in town and
Mama D had the information and Mama d sat at
that table. She said, this shit taken too long, and
she was like, let me let you know what's going on.
Twenty four Oh your wife. The wife was net because
because the girls were off at another restaurant celebrating another
girl who's getting married. So she was like, let me
(29:52):
tell you Seierra's brother in law is smashing y'all. Wife.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
It was bonkers. After that was madness and mayhem. Okay,
and you believe this is actually real. You believe this
is real. I'm robbing. It does not matter if it's real.
But it's so good, so good.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
And everybody was.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Scraps like because you know mama did scraps mother, so
scrap was like, I mean, I can't. It's my mama,
so you know, I just know my mama just messy.
She just came here to be messy. Everybody's like, you
got on the plane from Atlanta to Puerto Rico to
drop this drap?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yes, yes she did, Yes she did that manner.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
It was so good. I watched it last night. I
was hollering, that is a mess. Okay, that is moving on.
That is all scripted, okay.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
And if it's scripted, then it's fine. It's fine, it's fine,
it's fine. I don't think it is, but if it is,
it's fine. There's no way that lady is going on
the show knowing she's having a relationship with another castmate's
brother in law. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yes, So then so they're not doing that, Okay. So
then from Puerto Rico it gets better. She snapchats the
brother in law. It says, if my husband leaves me,
are you gonna be with me? Yoh, crazy foolishness. Okay,
we're moving on people because I digress does dis yes,
(31:16):
and because we want we believe in marriages, and we
we love we love twenty four and Salmon, we want
them to be together. He always says, this is my queen,
this is my queen, and we don't want to break
up a family, happy home.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
But the drama and the tea of it all was
just wild.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Okay. And then what is so was she like freaking out?
Like was she denying it? What was she saying?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
She was like, huh, what, I'm gonna take this mic off.
I'm gonna take my mic off. Okay, so we know
what that means.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
And then side note, Yandy wasn't on a trip. You know,
she's married to men DC. Okay, okay, she went to
like London and there's pictures of her with some other
dude in London. Right, so everybody's like.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Mint DC, just tell us, is Yandy cheating on you?
And he's like, this is our business? Don't we talking
about my business? She's not cheaping on me.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
I know what it is. It was something crazy like that.
So we like, oh, so y'all in an arrangement.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
But it's that men DC's dealing with the boxer. Clarissa shields.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
No, that's pop poops.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Oh people straight, that's okay, that's that's roomy moms.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Yes, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
We're moving on. I don't know what the hell is
going on in Love and Hip Hop World?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
I do? I know?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Yes, okay, we're moving on. Are they on? Are they
on living?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
They used to be on Love and Hip Hop in
New York?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
There, and that show I think is done, yes, the
only one we left for. But we want men DC
and Yandy to make it. Yes, we want all these
couples to make it. Okay, all right, mine's the drama,
the drama, the dry it was mine, it was wild
leave it to Mama d.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
All right, So this is says hello, and she wants
her name redacted. So this is my name, my two
favorite housewives, and the only Bravo pod that gets a
listen from me. We I'm writing in to tell you
all about my neighbor drama. I live in a suburban
backstreet where all of my neighbors live in close proximity
(33:15):
to one another. My house has a front porch that
my family spends tons of time hanging out on, and
over the past couple of years, my family and I
have noticed that the squirrels have gotten really crazy on
our street. I'm talking they do not care about humans.
They will get really close to you, and the worst
is they tear up the porch furniture cushions.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Oh I'm sure my.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Family has lived in this home since the seventies and
the local squirrels have never been such psychos. But the
icing on this cake is that peanut casings keep appearing
on our porch.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Peanut casings. Do squirrels eat peanuts?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
They eat nuts? They do, okay, So we couldn't figure
out who was feeding the squirrels peanuts until one morning Okay,
I'm sitting on my porch. Yeah, I hear my neighbor
directly across the street singing, Alvin, Alvin, it's time.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
For breakfast, y'all. I'm feeding the wild squirrels. Wow, that's
why there's so many of them.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
And the sound of what could only be the tossing
of peanuts. Cleaning up these peanut shells has driven my
mother insane. We have said to the neighbor, it's probably
not a good idea to feed wild squirrels peanuts, no,
and she has not stopped. So my sister decided to
call animal control on her, and to our knowledge, they
gave her a warning. But she has still not stopped.
(34:40):
And every morning I still find peanut casings all over
my porch and the squirrels digging in our flower pots.
And now when my family is cleaning off the peanut shells,
we usually like to loudly say, wow, I can't believe
there are peanuts shells all over our porch again, in
hopes that she'll maybe hear us.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
No, just knock on the door.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
So what do you think about the city situation? Is
my family overreacting now and we should let her continue
to attempt to domesticate the local style population, or should
we call her out again?
Speaker 2 (35:09):
You should get a bb gun oh for the squirrel?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah? Is that against the law.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Might be okay, don't get it, might be animal cruelty,
but like, you gotta, you gotta this is this sounds
like an honest conversation with the neighborhood. Let's have a
neighborhood conversation.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, yes, she said. Ps. She also placed a squirrel
crossing sign in front of her house as the squirrels
live in the big tree in my front yard. Literally
love you both so much. I've watched every episode of
Major Housewives franchise in the last two years and Potomac
is by far the funny. Yes, and we want Robin back,
okay of course, so yeah, yeah, no, like you have to.
(35:48):
I think this is an everyday conversation, Like if this
neighbor is continuing to do this, you have to tell
her to stop every single day everything she does.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
But why aren't you when she's doing it? Well, aren't you?
Aren't you out there? Sounds like the houses are all
on top of each other, so like you aren't you
seeing her do this?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
But maybe, I mean maybe not all the time. I mean,
but clearly they're if she's feeding the squirrels in her yard,
they're taking the peanuts and like, I don't think she's
like throwing the casings on their yard.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
No, no, no, no, no, they're like bringing them over. Maybe
the squirrel of course they're gonna bring them over. They're gonna,
they gonna they take the peanuts. They go into the
little corner. The little corner sounds like her pork and
they start eating them.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yeah, oh no, that would be listen, y'all, gotta put
your foot down and she has to stop.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah, totally, yeah, you can't. You can't domesticate squirrels that
live in the wild, no, especially if it's like a
huge increase of them, like that's yeah, no, yeah, there
still aren't squirrels rodents like a form kinda.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
I just saw this video of this this bear and
it had a raccoon on its back, and it was
in somebody's yard. And now that people are like decorating
for Halloween, there was like this this like kind of
like a scarecrow that goes off based off of movement.
(37:12):
So it went off and it scared the bear, and
the bear turned around and ran into their car and
then it knocked them out. What. Yeah, I'll show the video.
It's wild. But like my point is like, let nature
take its course with these people, with these animals out here.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Don't be like, don't encourage them.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yes, let nature take its course.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
No, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Yeah, and then you're gonna end up because they're around.
You're gonna end up hitting all these squirls. You're gonna
be messing up your cars. Oh right, yes, messing up
your tires.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
All of this.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Snowirrel guts all over the place. Don't know about it,
got time.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
That's crazy. I'm imagine the lady probably is like lonely,
maybe by herself, you know what I'm saying, Like, maybe
this is just her. This is fun for her. So
she needs to get a goldfish, she needs to get
some dogs and keep them in the house something like that.
But she m no, she needs to stop.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Okay, this is a real quick question from Sukiyana. Yes, question,
who came up with the green eye bandits and why?
What was going on? What kind of question is this, Sukian?
Because we have green eyes, you know, Like, well, I'm confused,
but I think was it?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Monique on potomac Oh. I think it was like, I
don't know, I think she was that was it her?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
I feel like it was before her. I know that
because that would have been season one.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Monique came on season two.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
I think I thought people calling the green Eye band
Its season one.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Mmm.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Maybe it was like production.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
No, no, it was a production. I don't know. I mean, honestly,
I don't I don't know. Maybe it was we'll give
it to money, you know what.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
I might ask chat GPT who came who started the
green Eye bandits? But green eye bandits is a rapper? What? Yes?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
That green eye band it? Can't stand it?
Speaker 2 (39:01):
That was that's not that's not the names. That's not
his name. One of them has green eyes. One of
them in the w tank has green eyes, and it's
and he referred to himself as the green eye Bandit.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
So was that redman?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
I can't it's one of them, one of them wou
tang and so I think maybe I affectionately was like
green eye bands.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
You called it.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Maybe I'm going to chat GP as your chat GiB ting.
Sukiana also asked, I just see a TikTok of two
babies realizing they're twins, which led me to this. For Giselle,
was there a time your twins realized they were twins?
Speaker 1 (39:41):
But I guess so have you seen I don't know
what she's talking about.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
And when they look at each other and they're like, right,
we really look alike?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Right? Or when like, was there ever a time when
when they're able to like talk or express like wait
a minute, mom, why does why does she look like? No?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Because because the twin relationship is more important and more
meaty or whatever, then the mother twin the mother individual relationship,
so like angels always gonna be more closer to a
door than she is with me. So if they had
that conversation they had with each other, really, yes, they
(40:21):
never were like mom, who's this other person here that
looks like me? Like, no, that sounds crazy. They're always together.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
But that is like I mean, I I think about
that is a weird realization, Like you go about because
they think that's normal or when did they realize that's
not normal? Like everyone doesn't have a twin.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
You know, maybe when they went to school, maybe in kindergarten.
Yeah yeah, but we're talking about little babies and then
maybe like what is it preschool whatever three year olds,
So it's just in their psyche. There's never a time
when they didn't have their twin, right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
No, I know, but but I think when they realized
that not everyone is a twin, that's more of the
realization that they are a twins.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
They yes, because they're different. Yeah, yeah, that's definitely okay,
So Chat ge Pet and when their grandparents couldn't figure
out who was who and then that right, oops, I
said it.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
That's funny. Well, I still can't telligence coriant Carters. No,
I'm joking, Okay, Okay, I put in, How did Robin
and Jazel get named Green Eye Bandits? Okay, Chat Gibt
says Robin Dixon and Jaselle Briant from the Real housewid
blah blah blah. We're nicknamed the Green Eyed Bandits by
fans and eventually by themselves because of two reasons. Their
(41:39):
eye color and they're close friendship and Shenanigans.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
They are known for being extremely close friends, often teaming up,
joking around, and stirring the pot together. They're playful and
sometimes shady behavior toward other cast members led fans to
jokingly call them bandits like a duo who always ride
together and sometimes steal the scene or throw the most shade. Yeah,
and then it says, you know, we embrace it.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
I don't know. I really felt like maybe it was fans.
I guess, so maybe it was fans commenting on season
one or season two. Yeah, and then Monique maybe then
they just pick it up.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I guess. So I don't always thought
it was or that, or was that when Monique called
us what does she call us? Not rent and stimpy?
What was it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
I was gonna say Renn No, it wasn't Lincoln something
something that I was like, I don't even know what
that is. It was it was a cartoon we had
never heard of before. Yeah yeah, yeah, so we were like, explained,
so it's fine to throw shade, but let it be
shaved that people understand what you're talking about, right, Yeah, Monique, Okay,
so this is our last one. Hello, ladies, I've been
(42:45):
This is from Tony Tony Lee, Yeah, I've been with you,
says the beginning, and loved the pod. I wanted to
wait in on the handicapped stall. Oh this is good
and give my view, or rather my daughter and my
mother's view My mom died from ALS and was in
(43:06):
a wheelchair for a bit as the disease progressed. She
always told people to go ahead. I don't need to
go first. I just need to have the stall provided
for me when it's my turn. My daughter has I
don't know what that is dystonia.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
What is that? I don't know?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Okay, and was also in a wheelchair for about a year,
And I agree with the sentiment. We never minded waiting
if somebody was using it. We just need to make
sure we have the space and access when it's our
turn to be there.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
I like that. So thanks for keeping us entertained, Tony Lee. Okay,
So I love that though. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. And
we got We did get a lot of feedback, like
people responding on comments or dms, and it was a
mixed bag. I think most people say like they do
it as well. Yeah, there were some people like, no,
you should never do that, you shouldn't do it, or
(43:58):
other people who were like, you know, I did it,
and I walked out and there was a person in
a wheelchair and it felt really bad.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
But the main what I really took away from it
was the handicap stalls. Well then and then people say
we're using the wrong terminology. It should be accessible, like
ADA accessible. Yeah, so the accessible stalls they just have
to be there. It's not so they just just like
(44:24):
you have hotels that have accessible rooms. Yeah, but we
can still stay in one of those rooms. They just
have to be provided for them. So it's not like
only okay, got it, handicapped people can use it. Got it.
It's it's just there for their accessibility.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Okay, So then I can use the pregnant mother space.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Yeah I guess so. Yeah, but yeah, yeah you can.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
But you'll get a ticket if you put if you
park it handicap, you you're not. You don't have a
handicap sticker, right.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
So you got a ticket for that. That's like by law.
But every but anything else that's just or for like accessibility,
and it's not law. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
I wouldn't do that to the pregnant moms. Y'all can
have it, because I remember those days. Those days it
was rough, right whoo. I try to stay in yeah,
but when I did have to go out, I'm like,
I'll be damned. I gotta part close to the door.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Yeah, and be pregnant with with a little one too.
Yeah that's the worst.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
All right, So two are pregnant moms out there. Good
luck to y'all.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Yes, and it's good because it's about to be like
cold outside.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Thank god, you're not pregnant in the summertime. Oh yes, yeah,
because that summer pregnancy is that was me, that was
that was Carter too. Yeah, well that was me for
a grace because she was born in November, so I
had the summer to get through.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah yeah, and Carter was September, so that was me. Yes, yes, yes,
all right. We love y'all so much.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Don't ever forget to live your life. Either Reasonable oh
Shady or We're both by Reasonably Shade is a production
of the Black Effect podcast Network.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
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Giselle Bryant, and Reasonably Shady.
Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect
Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am I'm
just out Bryant. I'm just out Bryant. Yes, who are you?
What in the world?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
And I'm Robin Dixon. Yes, And thank you for being
here with us once again for our two hundred and
first episode is the beginning of our sixth seasons.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Season six comedy in coming.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Thank you for being here with us.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, truly appreciate it. Truly appreciate eight it. You know,
it's getting very cold outside. How are we feeling about it?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Do you think it's very cold? It's brisk, It's getting
more appropriate. It's like this is what it's supposed to
be right now. I think we were I don't know,
like when we were spoiled. Yeah, we're in October, like
the weather continued to be warm and like really nice.
So I think now where we are, we're finally feeling
like the briskness of it. Yeah, it's it's well in
(01:16):
the morning when I go to gyms. Oh, I'm sure
it's like really cold at that time.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, okay, So you have a shady moment.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I have a stupid moment. Okay, okay, you know that
those we do. We do those all the time. Yeah. Yeah,
So like Robin's stupid moments happened quite a bit. So
the other day I was driving home from DC and
(01:53):
there was like a little traffic backup on the road.
I mean, no surprise there, yeah, but it was because
there was something in the road. So in my lane
there was cars and like everyone had to like get
over to avoid the thing in the road. Okay, So
when I pull up when it's my turn and I'm
still in the lane where the thing is in the road,
I see it's a tire. So there's like a big
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tire in the road, and I'm just like, well, I
have a rain drower. I'm an issue b I'm just
going to drive over the tire.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Friva. What is wrong with you? You're an idiot? Yes,
you're an idiot? Yes? Did you say idiot or did
you say stupid? Stupid, ridiculous, make no sense what?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I don't know what I was thinking. I don't know
why I thought I was on like driving some like
huge eighteen wheel or the like high up off the ground.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
They wouldn't even do that.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
No, no, so I drive over this tire in all
my ears.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, because you busted your tire. Oh what would I can't.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I don't know. And then the dummies behind me followed me,
and they're not in an SUV. They're in like a
Honda Accord.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
They ran over the time they might have yes.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
They like hate, they like they didn't get over like
I looked behind them, like oh, like they were right
behind me, driving right in the same lane. I said,
Oh my god, these people are really gonna mess up
their cars. So I'm sorry. If people messed up your cars,
you should not have followed me as I drove over
that tire. It was very stupid, but fortunately my car's fine.
(03:34):
But it still was a very stupid moment.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
And after I did it, I was like, wait a minute,
did you so you didn't get a flat?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
No? No, so I straddled the tire.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Oh, but it was underneath.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yes, So it's underneath so it could have like, like,
excuse my Languageyah, I'm sorry, it could have messed up
all types of stuff just underneath. Yes, yes, And it
was just oh, I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Don't ever do that again.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, I won't, Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I won't it was so stupid, so stupid. Was a
child in the car? No, thank god.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, they would have definitely been telling me I was stupid.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah yeah, Well you lead by example, you'd be teaching
them something bad to do.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah. Yeah, but they would learn from the sound of
the tire, of me driving over the tire and all
of the noise that it made, and in the potential
damage that it could have caused.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, yeah, were you paranoid all the way home?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I was, Yes, I like turn my music off. I
was like listening for like anything like loose or rattling
or I was just I was prepared to be on
the side of the road. It's so avoidable, so avoidable,
so stupid. I don't And then I'm looking like a tire,
the thickness when a tire is laying on the side,
like how high up and thick that. It's like, yeah, no,
(04:43):
my car is not that high up now the road?
What am I thinking? What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
But you know when when you go to the range
world of dealership, they have you and you test drive.
They have this little rock yes assimilations like a big yeah,
it's like a mountain or rock mountain, and they tell
you to drive the car over the mountain, and the
cars all like you feel like you're about to tip
(05:09):
over in turvy.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, so I guess I was like, yeah, my car
can do anything. No, no, we don't straddle tires. We
don't straddle anything in the road.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, it was stupid. Yeah that was who.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Okay, my shady moment actually happened a little a bit ago.
But I've been meaning to talk about it because I'm
clear that you are very aware of what I'm about
to say.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Okay, but I was shocked.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Okay, shocked, I say shocked. So I took a quick
quick trip to Jamaica, as I mentioned, yes last week
and who did you go with? A guy? And it
was very last man anyway, have I don't know. So
(05:58):
if you go from from my area to Jamaica, the
only direct flight is out'll b WI on Southwest, oh okay, okay,
not Dulles, not DCA, No, Southwest is the only direct flight.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Okay, okay, Oh my god, you took the Southwest?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Okay, so you know with the Southwest you get the
A one whatever. So I was like maybe A six okay, okay,
So I'm like, okay, I can handle this. I'm a six.
He was like A ten. We're good, okay, okay, get
to that little airport. Get to the gate. They were like, okay,
now it's signed for the pre borders. Oh yeah, prior
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to the A, B and the C. Yes, okay.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
So I look up.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
There's twenty I counted, there's twenty people in wheelchairs. Yes,
and then they have like an a guest what do
you call accompanied? They're accompanied by another person. So forty
people got on this plane before me. Forty people to
pick their seat prior to my A six.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I was livid, Yes, livid because, mind you, the people
who were in the wheelchairs. And I'm not saying that
y'all weren't really handicapped. I'm saying all of y'all were
not really handicapped, okay, because they got they jumped out
their chairs and walked on that plane.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
No, they weren't. I can speak from experience.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yes, So I'm like, oh, they know how to like Jerry.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Rig the system, and I did.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I was. I'm none the wiser to the Southwest game
because I didn't rolled up in a wheelchair. Had I know?
I was livid. So the seat that I ended up
getting which was fine, was like the emergency that gives
you a little bit more room. But I just feel
like Southwest, you know, these people are lying. Why haven't
y'all fixed the system?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Well they're about to. They're about to change into assigned
seating because of this. I don't know if it's because
of that, but it could be. But yet no, so wait.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
So wait it gets better on the way back home
because I'm like, maybe just a Baltimore thing, right, So
I'm like, okay, clearly in Jamaica, this is not gonna happen. Same.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, there was.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
At least twenty people in wheelchairs. Yes, I was freaking
blown away.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
So you don't even have to be in a wheelchair. Like,
So first of all, somebody that worked at Southwest told me,
and I'm just I guess all y'all listening to me
are going to do it now. Yeah, you don't even
have to have a like, you don't have to have
a condition really, Like you just can go up to
them and say I need to preboard because you could
(08:33):
say because I have anxiety or I need to preboard.
Wan he preboards because his knee hurts.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
His knee hurts, Yes, oh.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Wow, Yes, or he'll say, like, I had knee surgery recently.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
And nobody questions him.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
No, nobody. They're not allowed to question you. Oh they
just say, okay, they're not allowed to question you. You
don't have to give them any type of proof. So
you really don't have to be in a wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Oh they all in a wheelchairs. Yeah, they got the
bit down.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, you don't have to do that. You can just
go up to them and say, I need to pre
board because I have anxiety. Okay, I need to pre
board because I had I had knee surgery and my
knees something like that. Oh, so Win is also part
of the problem, okay, lovely Okay, yeah he is. Okay,
but but but so for me, I don't mind it
(09:19):
because they don't allow the pre borders to sit in
the exit row.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh that's why I was. Okay, that's and I want
to that the exit row. You want the X round
Yeah okay, I didn't know that. So Wan will be
the last pre border. Yeah, and pretend that he's not.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, and get An.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Was the problem twice Okay, not once, but twice. Yeah,
this is real.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
But like you're they've got to know, like the system
is broke. Now, well, I maybe broke the system. Yeah yeah,
I think people are taking advantage of it now for sure.
But and that probably is one of the reasons why
they're about to do a sigence dating.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Because you pay ex from what I understand, I think
for the AIDS, right yeah. Yeah, so like they just
taking people's money and you're not even going to get
the benefit. Right yeah. Now I was, I was like, wow, this.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Is oh I can only imagine you in that. I
was freaking out at that gate. Your head is probably oh, Benny, yeah,
like what are you talking about? I'm a six? I
d you the sixth person on this plane? Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
To me me, I was living pissed and then coming
back I was like a five.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
But no, I was probably the forty Yeah, I was
the forty fifth person to go get on the plane.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
That was it's just wrong.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Okay, all right, Well Southwest fixed it. I'm glad y'all
fixing it. So when is the when is the science
seating happening? Sure?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I think it's soon.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I think it's maybe maybe January.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, Okay, get listen because the system is clearly broken.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
So funny.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah, yes, Okay, So I had this thing okay before
you before you get going of the guy that the
guy to date, right, I saw this on Instagram and
I was like, okay, this is very funny. Okay, So
would you rather have a man this is? You know,
(11:14):
I think prior you know one has passed away. Okay,
which man would you pick based off based on his
financial situation and given quality?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, I've seen versions of these before.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Okay, so number one rich and cheap okay, okay, upper
middle class and smart, okay, working class and generous okay,
lower middle class and loyal. M I think I would
(11:48):
go with upper middle class in smart because he can
make more money because he's so smart.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, he can make more money. He's I mean, he's
already upper middle class. So let me he has money
and he has like I don't. I don't like, I
don't want rich and cheap? No, why cheap? Like so
that means like he's rich, yeah, but you can't like
he doesn't spend his money or you can't.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Well, I just feel like at some point if it's
just let's say this is your husband, he's rich and cheap, right,
He's he's because he's cheap. He has his money, right,
and I have convinced him that I'm going to control
the money. See that's the part that that's the variable. Yes,
that's that's happening. Okay, yeah, that's happening. So I don't
mind rich and cheap. I'll take rich and cheap.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Really, yes, But see, I guess I'm basing it on
if he's rich and cheap for life, Like, if you
can't affect, you can't change that.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Okay, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
So if he's going to be rich and cheap, if
I'm going to be married to a man that's rich
and cheap, he's never going to change, never going to evolve.
And he's and the fact that he's rich it's going
to make him think that he has power. But he's
still being cheap, and I can't enjoy the you know, yes,
the money then no, like I don't want to be
control by a rich man that's cheap.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Okay, well okay, but working class and generous is kind
of nice too.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, generous is nice in any of them. Yes, But
and working class doesn't mean that they don't have money.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Right, he has like a little in this picture, he
has like a little construction thing, and I just feel
like he's really gonna be good and bad and he's
gonna be generous. He's gonna be like all over me,
just making sure all of my wants and needs are Yeh,
I'm taking the working man, working class, working class generous.
Forget the rich and cheap. Yeah, yeah, screw you rich
(13:34):
and cheap.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah you don't need him anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
No I don't. I don't. Okay, That's all I got
for you.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Okay, Okay, So I saw a post. I've seen this
like numerous times and I've actually thought this through myself,
but I saw someone repost it recently. What order do
you get ready?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
So makeup hair, outfit? Like, do you put your outfit
on first? Do your hair first? You do make it first?
What order do you do it in?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Makeup? Hair?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Okay, let's back up.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah, I got to see what I'm wearing first. It
depends on where you're going, right, Yeah, but no, no,
it depends on what I'm wearing, Like do I have
to pull this over my head? Because if I do,
then I have to put that on first, then makeup,
then hair. But if it's something that I can that's
not going to mess up my face.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Hair, then that's last. Yeah, yes, it depends on what
I'm wearing, right, So typically right, so for me, it's makeup,
outfit and then hair.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Why is hair last?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I don't know that's typically. But if it is something
that's like, say it's like a dresses something, then I
won't put the I won't put the outfit on. I'll
just put like whatever undergarments on, put a robe on. Yes, okay,
So then it's makeup, hair with like one, and then outfit,
(15:02):
Like if it's like a dressy dressy, it just depends
on the outfit.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
It definitely depends on how But.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I would say if it's like a regular it's like
you know today, I probably okay, so I have one
on sweater right, so it's yes, so it's makeup outfit hair.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Make up outfit hair, okay. I I also feel like
I was gonna say something about the about the clothes.
I can't remember, but I feel like, oh, then you
get to switch and clothes, right, which is becomes problematic. Yeah,
and then with your hair. If you have your clothes
(15:43):
on and let's say it's a tight fit, you can't
really get all up into.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
The hair, right.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, so it's like you really gotta figure that out.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So it depends on certain things. But
if it's just like an everyday, regular day, if I'm
going to glow thirty, yeah, then it's make up close hair. Okay,
I don't know. I just feel like the hair is
like the finishing touch.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yeah. But then I feel like sometimes like if your
hair like sheds or like hairs all over the and
that's on your clothes, right, hair got to be last.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah, it's not. For whatever reason, it's no, but no,
I get it.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, Okay, I just want to give kudos to this woman.
I'm not gonna say her name. I'm gonna let it
speak for itself. Who's out here on a book tour
right now, a book tour. Yeah so she's she's all
over the place. Yeah okay, oh yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
There's so much about this moment that is trying to
make people feel like they've lost their mind, when in fact,
these motherfuckers are crazy. Yes, okay, listen, I love a
good motherfucker Okay.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
And I wasn't mad at it.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
No, not mad at it at all, especially since she's
not an elected official like you can be mad at
her for anything.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yes, she's just out here selling her book. She's letting
everybody know.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, these crazy are crazy in so many ways, so
many ways.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Can you imagine how many cuss she would have won
the president? See wish she did win with somebody teated,
But that's a whole other story. How many f BOMs
should be dropping right now? But in the right way,
right I would be living my best life.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yes, yes, give me to us. But you know, it's
so funny. I saw a post recently and it was
like it was a video or pictures. It was a
video of Obama using a selfie stick in the White House. Okay,
he was using the selfie stick. It was like, I
guess selfie sticks were a new thing, and all the pope,
not all of them. The political pundits on Fox News
(17:41):
were like, oh my god, what is the country come to.
The President of the United States is using a selfie
stick in the White House?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Can you believe it? Oh? This is horrible?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Really is I mean, they were going in they were.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Mad, mad about the selfie stick.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Obama was using a selfie stick. They were like, this
is not appropriate for the office, and I mean the
it was crazy. And so now fast forward to twenty
twenty five, and SO thinks that they were upset about
Obama using a selfie stick.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, it's insane, totally insane.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
It's insane, and I'm like, what are y'all? But y'all
not upset about anything else that takes place.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Today in the White House. Yeah, first of all, there's
ping and poops all over the furniture. But that's a
whole nother story. We're gonna move on. Okay, we got
some letters. Okay, is this one? Two pages? This is
a letter and a half.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
It's a picture.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I was a picture. Okay, good morning. Is this is
from Kristin Blair, Blarry Blury, Beery Berry, Kirsten, Kirsten Hew.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
You knows Kirsten.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Oh, because it says k I R Kirsten. Okay, lovely,
good morning, Robbin Andzel. Been a fan of you two
sis the Real House? Whys dark Agent, dark ages? What
does that matter?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
A long time ago?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I got Okay, I'm confused, But okay, So I was
listening to last month, Last Monday's podcast when Robin started
her soapbox summing about people needing to wash themselves better.
I had a moment of pure terrifying clarity. Damn, I thought,
is she talking about me? To keep it real, I'm
(19:26):
a two showers a week kind of goal.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Gag, what Paul a week?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Two showers a week? So you're going days a week.
There's seven days in a week and you're only you
can't even give me three out of four. You're giving
me two out of five out of seven, right.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Not even the majority of the week. Okay, two? Okay?
So it's not every other.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Day, it's every other other day.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Okay. Then she says, I give the pits, the houha
and my face a little love and that's it. No washcloth.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
So when Robin started talking about how we need to
use a washcloth, I'm like, bet let me see if
Robin's right and my ass is dirtier than I think?
Should I continue on this?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
So I jump in the shower on Saturday with my
pristine white washcloth. I've been saving up five days worth
of running grime, yoka, sweat and general life.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
It was time you're working out, not showering.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
It was time for the ultimate tests, That's what she says.
I showered as should we have said her name. Okay.
She didn't say not to, so we said her name.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I showered as I usually do, and then I took
out the white washcloth and some soap. I scrubbed like
my life depended on it, like I was trying to
buff a car dent with a hand towel. I got
in all the nooks and crannies. I went archaeological dig
on my own body. And you want to know what
(21:08):
The washcloth was just as white when I finished as
when I started. She's lying.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Oh hot Yoka, so Robin, stop being shady and leave
us non washcloth using white women alone. Listen, you dirty
white women?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Okay? She said, I live in Idaho, where the air
is so dry and clean. My sweat is basically for breeze.
Now I'm from South Saint Louis, and when I go home,
it's a different story. If I break a sweat there,
I smell like a swamp monster that got into a
dumpster fire.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Okay, that's interesting.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
At least she knows the difference, right, Yeah, But that's
that's so bad. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
I'd also like to point Idaho right that using soap
and scrubbing your body all the time strips your body
of natural oils and disrupts your natural pH Okay, we
do know that, but you have to get the right
kind of body wash. Right. Okay, ladies, thank you for
being the best friends I've never met. Come visit me,
and she says, she wants us to come visit. I'm
gonna tell you right now, I'm not visiting because she.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I want to visit and experience this for myself.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Okay, Well, she said, come visit me in Sun Valley,
Idaho and see for yourself. We get some major celebrities
including Oprah, Jeff Bezos, Mike Mark Zuckerberg. Okay, because of
Basos and Zuckerberg, ain't gone. I'll show you around all
the amazing things, and maybe you can even see if
Robins stanky ass is less stanky here.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
It's an important scientific study. With all my love and
no washcloth.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Cleanliness Kirsten Jay Barry.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yes, I'm also attaching a picture of my pristine aftershower
white washcloth, as well as my after shower video. I
don't have much skills in making videos, so disregard it
if it sucks. Okay, So she has.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
A just a picture of our white cloth, and.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
She's like looking at it. But what I can say,
when you put soap on.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
The right, it cleans the white wash cloth. So the
washcloth at the end, it's probably, yeah, it's been cleaned
off with the soap.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
But she should have been looking at the water as
it was going down the drink, because I'm sure it
was like dark, right. No, And I'm not saying that
to be funny like sometimes not sometimes, but when I
if if I'm you know, out at an appearance or
something and I have body make up, one, I can
see the body makeup going falling off my body and
(23:36):
going down the drink. So yeah, you should have been
looking at the water going down the drain, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I find that very hard to believe that that there
was no dirt build up on your body. I mean,
it's just it's not even behind because even okay, if
you're walking around.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Underneath the boobs, right, but crack your feet.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Do you walk around if you walk around with like
open toe shoes or slippers or sandy like you're getting
dirt from the outside on, Yes, you at.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yoga class, but no, no, no shoes on?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yes, yes, I mean, go for you, I'm not listening.
If that's living in Idaho gets you, then great. I'm
not going to refute that I can't experience, I can't relate.
I've never been, but I am curious about But can
I just say this, she's helping the water listening to
reasonably that part.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
That part I didn't know. I didn't know they had
radios right, or a type of radio.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
They didn't have a type of ability podcast.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
They didn't have apple Ieheart, none of it. Okay, so
that's awesome, But like, I don't know, I just feel like,
don't you feel dirty? Don't you feel like you want
to just get a rents off? Don't get me for
watch rents yourself off?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I don't. I don't know how do you? So as
you are you saying when you go work out you
don't sweat.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
That's crazy, But you're walking around a yoga studio. Your
feet are dirty? Right the yoga the yoga studio is
not bacteria free?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah? Yeah, sorry, all right? So Keirsen, you don't have
if you don't want to use a washcloth, fine, but
can you at least bathe more than twice a week?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yes? Yes, yes, get in there, get in there every day. Wait,
if she's trying to save the water. Are we on
a water shortage? Maybe maybe she's trying to help the
ozone layer.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Maybe I don't know. I don't know, I don't know.
Very interesting. Okay, we have another email. It's from Tarika. Hi, Terarika,
so that Hey, ladies, first of all, love the show.
Can't wait for my Monday evening drive home from work.
I have a neighbors story for you.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
So remember I talked about then? My neighbor is a Karen.
Back in twenty ten, my family moved into a quiet neighborhood.
Didn't take long for us to find out why. I'm
a light skinned, biracial mom with obviously biracial children. My father,
being of African American descent, would frequently visit every day. Actually,
(25:55):
one evening after work, I was carrying my little girl
and groceries across the street with my son walking close by.
My lovely, elderly Caucasian neighbor peaks her head out the
door and tells me for me and my inward kids
to go back to the south end. Wow, who, ladies,
(26:17):
don't play with me and my children? Ever? I made
two years of her life miserable. She called the cops
for us walking by her house, parking in her parking spot,
and even my kids toys ending up in her yard.
She finally gained enough courage to pack her things and move.
I love the podcast Bye Wow. That is so wild.
(26:41):
That's crazy crazy. I saw a story recently. I think
this is in Florida, and it's It was a mom
and she posted it on Instagram. Her son black lady.
Her son is five, and they live in a neighborhood
and there's an older white woman in the neighborhood who
who is suing them. So the kid like touched the
(27:03):
tree or something in the neighborhood, okay, And she reported
them to the homeowners association and is now and she
and this lady is like part of the homeowner's association
and now they're like folowing a lawsuit against them because
the little boy touched the tree. It's crazy, something absurd.
It's so ridiculous, and it's like you're not only I mean,
(27:25):
it's just clearly he didn't do anything wrong, like there,
it doesn't seem like he did. I don't think there's
any rules against touching a tree. Or whatever, or he
didn't destroy property, but you're gonna make this woman have
to pay for a lawyer to fight something like this,
Like this is ridiculous. I don't understand so well.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Speaking of absurd and crazy, yeah, just briefly, because I
know you can't handle this. I just need to talk
about love and hip hop real quick.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Okay, Okay, that is absurd crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Because I just want to give y'all an update in
case y'all don't know, y'all know that I I'm a
love and hip hop Atlanta watcha yep, very quickly, because
the season finale is happening. This season is over. Ze
is devastated.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Oh really, because because it's over, because it's soca. Really Yes,
it's gonna be back on in like five minutes, I know. Okay,
So we have new people on the show. Salma and
twenty four is her husband's name.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Who are they? I don't know. They knew, they knew
to the group. They so they went, so you already
know where this is going. They went on a trip,
you know, cast trip to Puerto Rico. Okay, and there
was Salma and her husband was celebrating nine years of marriage.
Ok Okay, Sierra who's back at home in Atlanta, who
didn't go on the trip. Her husband's brother is Salma
(28:42):
south Piece. Okay, so okay, it just so happened. He
was talking.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
He was like, oh no, that's that's my girl, like
you know, and we know it to be so because
I uber her home and they know the address all right,
so he has that all that in the text messages.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Okay, Oh my god. So the guys were gonna pull
twenty four to the side in Puerto Rico, gonna be like, look,
look dog like, let me tell you what's going on. Right.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
So it's twenty four a rapper, I don't know what
he is, who's related to hip hop here.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
He's friends of Scrap Okay, okay, so Scrap and Little
Zane was gonna pull them to the side and tell
them go get Okay, it does me thirty one seconds,
So you know how guys are. They just can't get
it out. They just trying to. Yeah, because they was
gonna not do it at a dinner scene because you know,
the dinner scenes is just crazy. It's gonna pull them
(29:32):
to the side. But Mama D flew in town and
Mama D had the information and Mama d sat at
that table. She said, this shit taken too long, and
she was like, let me let you know what's going on.
Twenty four Oh your wife. The wife was net because
because the girls were off at another restaurant celebrating another
girl who's getting married. So she was like, let me
(29:52):
tell you Seierra's brother in law is smashing y'all. Wife.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
It was bonkers. After that was madness and mayhem. Okay,
and you believe this is actually real. You believe this
is real. I'm robbing. It does not matter if it's real.
But it's so good, so good.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
And everybody was.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Scraps like because you know mama did scraps mother, so
scrap was like, I mean, I can't. It's my mama,
so you know, I just know my mama just messy.
She just came here to be messy. Everybody's like, you
got on the plane from Atlanta to Puerto Rico to
drop this drap?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yes, yes she did, Yes she did that manner.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
It was so good. I watched it last night. I
was hollering, that is a mess. Okay, that is moving on.
That is all scripted, okay.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
And if it's scripted, then it's fine. It's fine, it's fine,
it's fine. I don't think it is, but if it is,
it's fine. There's no way that lady is going on
the show knowing she's having a relationship with another castmate's
brother in law. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yes, So then so they're not doing that, Okay. So
then from Puerto Rico it gets better. She snapchats the
brother in law. It says, if my husband leaves me,
are you gonna be with me? Yoh, crazy foolishness. Okay,
we're moving on people because I digress does dis yes,
(31:16):
and because we want we believe in marriages, and we
we love we love twenty four and Salmon, we want
them to be together. He always says, this is my queen,
this is my queen, and we don't want to break
up a family, happy home.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
But the drama and the tea of it all was
just wild.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Okay. And then what is so was she like freaking out?
Like was she denying it? What was she saying?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
She was like, huh, what, I'm gonna take this mic off.
I'm gonna take my mic off. Okay, so we know
what that means.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
And then side note, Yandy wasn't on a trip. You know,
she's married to men DC. Okay, okay, she went to
like London and there's pictures of her with some other
dude in London. Right, so everybody's like.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Mint DC, just tell us, is Yandy cheating on you?
And he's like, this is our business? Don't we talking
about my business? She's not cheaping on me.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
I know what it is. It was something crazy like that.
So we like, oh, so y'all in an arrangement.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
But it's that men DC's dealing with the boxer. Clarissa shields.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
No, that's pop poops.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Oh people straight, that's okay, that's that's roomy moms.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Yes, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
We're moving on. I don't know what the hell is
going on in Love and Hip Hop World?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
I do? I know?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Yes, okay, we're moving on. Are they on? Are they
on living?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
They used to be on Love and Hip Hop in
New York?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
There, and that show I think is done, yes, the
only one we left for. But we want men DC
and Yandy to make it. Yes, we want all these
couples to make it. Okay, all right, mine's the drama,
the drama, the dry it was mine, it was wild
leave it to Mama d.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
All right, So this is says hello, and she wants
her name redacted. So this is my name, my two
favorite housewives, and the only Bravo pod that gets a
listen from me. We I'm writing in to tell you
all about my neighbor drama. I live in a suburban
backstreet where all of my neighbors live in close proximity
(33:15):
to one another. My house has a front porch that
my family spends tons of time hanging out on, and
over the past couple of years, my family and I
have noticed that the squirrels have gotten really crazy on
our street. I'm talking they do not care about humans.
They will get really close to you, and the worst
is they tear up the porch furniture cushions.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Oh I'm sure my.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Family has lived in this home since the seventies and
the local squirrels have never been such psychos. But the
icing on this cake is that peanut casings keep appearing
on our porch.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Peanut casings. Do squirrels eat peanuts?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
They eat nuts? They do, okay, So we couldn't figure
out who was feeding the squirrels peanuts until one morning Okay,
I'm sitting on my porch. Yeah, I hear my neighbor
directly across the street singing, Alvin, Alvin, it's time.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
For breakfast, y'all. I'm feeding the wild squirrels. Wow, that's
why there's so many of them.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
And the sound of what could only be the tossing
of peanuts. Cleaning up these peanut shells has driven my
mother insane. We have said to the neighbor, it's probably
not a good idea to feed wild squirrels peanuts, no,
and she has not stopped. So my sister decided to
call animal control on her, and to our knowledge, they
gave her a warning. But she has still not stopped.
(34:40):
And every morning I still find peanut casings all over
my porch and the squirrels digging in our flower pots.
And now when my family is cleaning off the peanut shells,
we usually like to loudly say, wow, I can't believe
there are peanuts shells all over our porch again, in
hopes that she'll maybe hear us.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
No, just knock on the door.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
So what do you think about the city situation? Is
my family overreacting now and we should let her continue
to attempt to domesticate the local style population, or should
we call her out again?
Speaker 2 (35:09):
You should get a bb gun oh for the squirrel?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah? Is that against the law.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Might be okay, don't get it, might be animal cruelty,
but like, you gotta, you gotta this is this sounds
like an honest conversation with the neighborhood. Let's have a
neighborhood conversation.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, yes, she said. Ps. She also placed a squirrel
crossing sign in front of her house as the squirrels
live in the big tree in my front yard. Literally
love you both so much. I've watched every episode of
Major Housewives franchise in the last two years and Potomac
is by far the funny. Yes, and we want Robin back,
okay of course, so yeah, yeah, no, like you have to.
(35:48):
I think this is an everyday conversation, Like if this
neighbor is continuing to do this, you have to tell
her to stop every single day everything she does.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
But why aren't you when she's doing it? Well, aren't you?
Aren't you out there? Sounds like the houses are all
on top of each other, so like you aren't you
seeing her do this?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
But maybe, I mean maybe not all the time. I mean,
but clearly they're if she's feeding the squirrels in her yard,
they're taking the peanuts and like, I don't think she's
like throwing the casings on their yard.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
No, no, no, no, no, they're like bringing them over. Maybe
the squirrel of course they're gonna bring them over. They're gonna,
they gonna they take the peanuts. They go into the
little corner. The little corner sounds like her pork and
they start eating them.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yeah, oh no, that would be listen, y'all, gotta put
your foot down and she has to stop.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah, totally, yeah, you can't. You can't domesticate squirrels that
live in the wild, no, especially if it's like a
huge increase of them, like that's yeah, no, yeah, there
still aren't squirrels rodents like a form kinda.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
I just saw this video of this this bear and
it had a raccoon on its back, and it was
in somebody's yard. And now that people are like decorating
for Halloween, there was like this this like kind of
like a scarecrow that goes off based off of movement.
(37:12):
So it went off and it scared the bear, and
the bear turned around and ran into their car and
then it knocked them out. What. Yeah, I'll show the video.
It's wild. But like my point is like, let nature
take its course with these people, with these animals out here.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Don't be like, don't encourage them.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yes, let nature take its course.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
No, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Yeah, and then you're gonna end up because they're around.
You're gonna end up hitting all these squirls. You're gonna
be messing up your cars. Oh right, yes, messing up
your tires.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
All of this.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Snowirrel guts all over the place. Don't know about it,
got time.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
That's crazy. I'm imagine the lady probably is like lonely,
maybe by herself, you know what I'm saying, Like, maybe
this is just her. This is fun for her. So
she needs to get a goldfish, she needs to get
some dogs and keep them in the house something like that.
But she m no, she needs to stop.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Okay, this is a real quick question from Sukiyana. Yes, question,
who came up with the green eye bandits and why?
What was going on? What kind of question is this, Sukian?
Because we have green eyes, you know, Like, well, I'm confused,
but I think was it?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Monique on potomac Oh. I think it was like, I
don't know, I think she was that was it her?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
I feel like it was before her. I know that
because that would have been season one.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Monique came on season two.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
I think I thought people calling the green Eye band
Its season one.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Mmm.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Maybe it was like production.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
No, no, it was a production. I don't know. I mean, honestly,
I don't I don't know. Maybe it was we'll give
it to money, you know what.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
I might ask chat GPT who came who started the
green Eye bandits? But green eye bandits is a rapper? What? Yes?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
That green eye band it? Can't stand it?
Speaker 2 (39:01):
That was that's not that's not the names. That's not
his name. One of them has green eyes. One of
them in the w tank has green eyes, and it's
and he referred to himself as the green eye Bandit.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
So was that redman?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
I can't it's one of them, one of them wou
tang and so I think maybe I affectionately was like
green eye bands.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
You called it.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Maybe I'm going to chat GP as your chat GiB ting.
Sukiana also asked, I just see a TikTok of two
babies realizing they're twins, which led me to this. For Giselle,
was there a time your twins realized they were twins?
Speaker 1 (39:41):
But I guess so have you seen I don't know
what she's talking about.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
And when they look at each other and they're like, right,
we really look alike?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Right? Or when like, was there ever a time when
when they're able to like talk or express like wait
a minute, mom, why does why does she look like? No?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Because because the twin relationship is more important and more
meaty or whatever, then the mother twin the mother individual relationship,
so like angels always gonna be more closer to a
door than she is with me. So if they had
that conversation they had with each other, really, yes, they
(40:21):
never were like mom, who's this other person here that
looks like me? Like, no, that sounds crazy. They're always together.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
But that is like I mean, I I think about
that is a weird realization, Like you go about because
they think that's normal or when did they realize that's
not normal? Like everyone doesn't have a twin.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
You know, maybe when they went to school, maybe in kindergarten.
Yeah yeah, but we're talking about little babies and then
maybe like what is it preschool whatever three year olds,
So it's just in their psyche. There's never a time
when they didn't have their twin, right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
No, I know, but but I think when they realized
that not everyone is a twin, that's more of the
realization that they are a twins.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
They yes, because they're different. Yeah, yeah, that's definitely okay,
So Chat ge Pet and when their grandparents couldn't figure
out who was who and then that right, oops, I
said it.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
That's funny. Well, I still can't telligence coriant Carters. No,
I'm joking, Okay, Okay, I put in, How did Robin
and Jazel get named Green Eye Bandits? Okay, Chat Gibt
says Robin Dixon and Jaselle Briant from the Real housewid
blah blah blah. We're nicknamed the Green Eyed Bandits by
fans and eventually by themselves because of two reasons. Their
(41:39):
eye color and they're close friendship and Shenanigans.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
They are known for being extremely close friends, often teaming up,
joking around, and stirring the pot together. They're playful and
sometimes shady behavior toward other cast members led fans to
jokingly call them bandits like a duo who always ride
together and sometimes steal the scene or throw the most shade. Yeah,
and then it says, you know, we embrace it.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
I don't know. I really felt like maybe it was fans.
I guess, so maybe it was fans commenting on season
one or season two. Yeah, and then Monique maybe then
they just pick it up.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I guess. So I don't always thought
it was or that, or was that when Monique called
us what does she call us? Not rent and stimpy?
What was it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
I was gonna say Renn No, it wasn't Lincoln something
something that I was like, I don't even know what
that is. It was it was a cartoon we had
never heard of before. Yeah yeah, yeah, so we were like, explained,
so it's fine to throw shade, but let it be
shaved that people understand what you're talking about, right, Yeah, Monique, Okay,
so this is our last one. Hello, ladies, I've been
(42:45):
This is from Tony Tony Lee, Yeah, I've been with you,
says the beginning, and loved the pod. I wanted to
wait in on the handicapped stall. Oh this is good
and give my view, or rather my daughter and my
mother's view My mom died from ALS and was in
(43:06):
a wheelchair for a bit as the disease progressed. She
always told people to go ahead. I don't need to
go first. I just need to have the stall provided
for me when it's my turn. My daughter has I
don't know what that is dystonia.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
What is that? I don't know?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Okay, and was also in a wheelchair for about a year,
And I agree with the sentiment. We never minded waiting
if somebody was using it. We just need to make
sure we have the space and access when it's our
turn to be there.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
I like that. So thanks for keeping us entertained, Tony Lee. Okay,
So I love that though. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. And
we got We did get a lot of feedback, like
people responding on comments or dms, and it was a
mixed bag. I think most people say like they do
it as well. Yeah, there were some people like, no,
you should never do that, you shouldn't do it, or
(43:58):
other people who were like, you know, I did it,
and I walked out and there was a person in
a wheelchair and it felt really bad.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
But the main what I really took away from it
was the handicap stalls. Well then and then people say
we're using the wrong terminology. It should be accessible, like
ADA accessible. Yeah, so the accessible stalls they just have
to be there. It's not so they just just like
(44:24):
you have hotels that have accessible rooms. Yeah, but we
can still stay in one of those rooms. They just
have to be provided for them. So it's not like
only okay, got it, handicapped people can use it. Got it.
It's it's just there for their accessibility.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Okay, So then I can use the pregnant mother space.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Yeah I guess so. Yeah, but yeah, yeah you can.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
But you'll get a ticket if you put if you
park it handicap, you you're not. You don't have a
handicap sticker, right.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
So you got a ticket for that. That's like by law.
But every but anything else that's just or for like accessibility,
and it's not law. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
I wouldn't do that to the pregnant moms. Y'all can
have it, because I remember those days. Those days it
was rough, right whoo. I try to stay in yeah,
but when I did have to go out, I'm like,
I'll be damned. I gotta part close to the door.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Yeah, and be pregnant with with a little one too.
Yeah that's the worst.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
All right, So two are pregnant moms out there. Good
luck to y'all.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Yes, and it's good because it's about to be like
cold outside.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Thank god, you're not pregnant in the summertime. Oh yes, yeah,
because that summer pregnancy is that was me, that was
that was Carter too. Yeah, well that was me for
a grace because she was born in November, so I
had the summer to get through.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah yeah, and Carter was September, so that was me. Yes, yes, yes,
all right. We love y'all so much.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Don't ever forget to live your life. Either Reasonable oh
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of the Black Effect podcast Network.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
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