September 23, 2021 • 7 mins
The 'Green-Eyed Bandits' talk about the battles they've had in relationships over the years.
Clipped from Episode 17: "Pick Your Battles!"
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
We realized that in relationships it's all kinds of crazy
and a lot of times you're fighting about nonsense. Okay,
And you know, I've been in several relationships. I remember
one in particular, this guy Okay fine, he was a preacher.
Okay fine, it was Jamal, and he, you know, with
him preaching, he his clothes with sweat, and so he
(00:30):
would just like take his clothes off and just like
throw it in the corner here, like this bag of
like stinky clothes. And then like after some time it
would get like festering, hating through the home of like stinkiness.
And he what he would want to do is he
would want to control, making sure that he didn't wear
(00:50):
clothes over and over again, because he was like trying
to control his wardrobe. But I didn't want to clean him.
So he was waiting to take them to the cleaners
until for like three weeks. So I'm like, Negro, can
I say, Negro, sure, okay, you have a stack of
stinky ass clothes in this corner right here, and look,
(01:11):
I know, because he felt like if the clothes were
cleaned and back into the house, he might repeat. He
didn't want to repeat too quickly. So this was his
way of not repeating I don't give a ship. It
stinks it. It was bad because it was just like
sweaty Okay, okay, I mean I can I can picture
that because remember talked about one bringing home his player's clothes. Yes, yes,
(01:32):
it was horrible. So I would like sneak and take
the clothes to the cleaners, and he would get so
mad as an argument everything it was really bad. It
was really bad. Okay. That and he hates Mexican food. Okay,
we've talked about that before, yes, and and okay, and
then one more? What was one more that we would oh? Okay,
So we would have several cars, okay. So he had
(01:56):
an aversion to like going to the gas station car,
so he would like drive one car until there was
like no gas. Instead of going to the gas station,
he would just getting too the other car. So I
would be laughing with some non gas car. Gas do eat?
Oh my god, Negro can say, Negro, all the cars
have no gas in it. We don't eat because you
(02:18):
refused to go to the gas stage. Oh my gosh,
Oh my gosh. This is why we're divorced. Yes, this
is why that was dropping me crazy. That would drive
me crazy. That would drive me crazy. So you have
to go pump the gas all the time. Yeah, okay,
so that that was an issue. Okay. And and by
the way, this uh, this episode is called stop Fighting,
Stop Fighting because we put it out there for you
(02:39):
guys to let us know, like with the silly nonsense
that y'all fight over, and y'all came back with it.
But do you have any you want to you wanna talk,
you want to tell the world. So I I feel
like we should have named this episode pick your Battles. Okay, yes,
we're changing the name right now. It's now called pick
your goddamn Battles. Pick your battles people, because I feel
like when you're in relationships and you're with someone for
(03:01):
a long time, you have to choose to pick your battles.
You know, like certain things it's like, okay, this is
not going to change, let me just do it. So
it's like, um, well, okay, a few things. One likes
to take cash out of my wallet because he doesn't
want to go to the A T. M. And I'm like, okay,
(03:26):
I didn't think you're gonna say that that it's funny
to me. So he's like a little kid stealing your money. Okay,
he's literally taking cash for my wile. And then when
I go to my wallet and I'm like, I'm missing cash,
and he's like, you're blaming me, es, I'm blaming you.
You took the cash out of my wallet. Because he
plays the video game. He goes and plays video games
with his buddy and they bet and they have to
(03:47):
and so he doesn't want to stop and go to
the A t M. I'm like, well, I choose to
go to the A t M so that I can
have cash in my wallet. No, go, go, you stop
at the A t M and get cash. It's like,
it's late. I don't want to be robbed. I'm like,
I don't. You're a man. I don't care. It's your fault.
I mean, so, yes, we have that. Yes, that's that's huge.
(04:09):
It's annoying as hell. I mean I could I could
go on and on and on um, but I just
choose to pick my battles like that. Your battles, all right?
How about this one having sex? He's eight years older
than me, and he's always tired. It's so annoying. He's
eight years older he's always tired, so they gotta do
it like in the morning when he wakes up. Or
(04:32):
do you mean like sleepy tired or you mean like
out of breath tired. He's probably both. He's probably both
just eight years older. I mean, I think sleepy tired.
But then okay, so but this is the this is
in the reverse. So I was dating this guy who
was like ten years younger than me. Oh my gosh, listen,
I don't have enough stand about I didn't I didn't
take my wheaties. I was like, dude, like, okay, first
(04:56):
of all, a good twenty eight minutes is good for me, okay.
But he be like it would be like, I'm like,
you know that I will never forget. I'm the worst,
(05:16):
absolute worst. There was one dude and this was not
the young kid, and I shouldn't be sharing this, but
I'm gonna share this because we're getting towards the end
of this, uh this episode. So there was just one
dude and he was like very fit okay, and it
was going on way too long, right, and I just
was like, oh my god, I cannot Somehow we ended
up on the floor, right, That's what I left his
(05:39):
ass there I got up in the middle of the
whole thing and I literally put my clothes on the left.
I was like, dude, I gotta go. Oh my god.
I was like what I was like, I'm out. Oh
my god. I was like, and then did you continue?
Like did you see him again? After that? I've not
done that with him again? And that was probably why
this Beth the pandemic. But I just like, I can't
(06:00):
do this. I'm not fit for this. But guess what
I wanted to go find we were in a hotel.
I wanted to go find another girl in the lobby
and send her up because he was clearly not Dune.
And I was, okay, now are they like, you know,
climax and then they just like want to go again?
Or they just like so the young dude would he
(06:21):
would guess it would be like ten, this is in
a row and I'm like, dude, who's got time for this?
Because I'm done. I want to go to sleep. I
got three years a mess. But the other one, no,
he was just ready to go, and I was like wow,
And I didn't even feel bad and I left his
ass on the floor for a hard one. I didn't
(06:44):
know how he ended up on the floor. This is terrible.
We hope you enjoyed that reasonably Shady highlight. You can
catch the full episode on the heart radio app, Apple
podcas asks, or wherever you get your favorite shows. And
we want to hear from you. Get in touch with
(07:05):
us on social media at reasonably Shady or send us
an email at what's Up at reasonably shady dot com.
See you next time.
We realized that in relationships it's all kinds of crazy
and a lot of times you're fighting about nonsense. Okay,
And you know, I've been in several relationships. I remember
one in particular, this guy Okay fine, he was a preacher.
Okay fine, it was Jamal, and he, you know, with
him preaching, he his clothes with sweat, and so he
(00:30):
would just like take his clothes off and just like
throw it in the corner here, like this bag of
like stinky clothes. And then like after some time it
would get like festering, hating through the home of like stinkiness.
And he what he would want to do is he
would want to control, making sure that he didn't wear
(00:50):
clothes over and over again, because he was like trying
to control his wardrobe. But I didn't want to clean him.
So he was waiting to take them to the cleaners
until for like three weeks. So I'm like, Negro, can
I say, Negro, sure, okay, you have a stack of
stinky ass clothes in this corner right here, and look,
(01:11):
I know, because he felt like if the clothes were
cleaned and back into the house, he might repeat. He
didn't want to repeat too quickly. So this was his
way of not repeating I don't give a ship. It
stinks it. It was bad because it was just like
sweaty Okay, okay, I mean I can I can picture
that because remember talked about one bringing home his player's clothes. Yes, yes,
(01:32):
it was horrible. So I would like sneak and take
the clothes to the cleaners, and he would get so
mad as an argument everything it was really bad. It
was really bad. Okay. That and he hates Mexican food. Okay,
we've talked about that before, yes, and and okay, and
then one more? What was one more that we would oh? Okay,
So we would have several cars, okay. So he had
(01:56):
an aversion to like going to the gas station car,
so he would like drive one car until there was
like no gas. Instead of going to the gas station,
he would just getting too the other car. So I
would be laughing with some non gas car. Gas do eat?
Oh my god, Negro can say, Negro, all the cars
have no gas in it. We don't eat because you
(02:18):
refused to go to the gas stage. Oh my gosh,
Oh my gosh. This is why we're divorced. Yes, this
is why that was dropping me crazy. That would drive
me crazy. That would drive me crazy. So you have
to go pump the gas all the time. Yeah, okay,
so that that was an issue. Okay. And and by
the way, this uh, this episode is called stop Fighting,
Stop Fighting because we put it out there for you
(02:39):
guys to let us know, like with the silly nonsense
that y'all fight over, and y'all came back with it.
But do you have any you want to you wanna talk,
you want to tell the world. So I I feel
like we should have named this episode pick your Battles. Okay, yes,
we're changing the name right now. It's now called pick
your goddamn Battles. Pick your battles people, because I feel
like when you're in relationships and you're with someone for
(03:01):
a long time, you have to choose to pick your battles.
You know, like certain things it's like, okay, this is
not going to change, let me just do it. So
it's like, um, well, okay, a few things. One likes
to take cash out of my wallet because he doesn't
want to go to the A T. M. And I'm like, okay,
(03:26):
I didn't think you're gonna say that that it's funny
to me. So he's like a little kid stealing your money. Okay,
he's literally taking cash for my wile. And then when
I go to my wallet and I'm like, I'm missing cash,
and he's like, you're blaming me, es, I'm blaming you.
You took the cash out of my wallet. Because he
plays the video game. He goes and plays video games
with his buddy and they bet and they have to
(03:47):
and so he doesn't want to stop and go to
the A t M. I'm like, well, I choose to
go to the A t M so that I can
have cash in my wallet. No, go, go, you stop
at the A t M and get cash. It's like,
it's late. I don't want to be robbed. I'm like,
I don't. You're a man. I don't care. It's your fault.
I mean, so, yes, we have that. Yes, that's that's huge.
(04:09):
It's annoying as hell. I mean I could I could
go on and on and on um, but I just
choose to pick my battles like that. Your battles, all right?
How about this one having sex? He's eight years older
than me, and he's always tired. It's so annoying. He's
eight years older he's always tired, so they gotta do
it like in the morning when he wakes up. Or
(04:32):
do you mean like sleepy tired or you mean like
out of breath tired. He's probably both. He's probably both
just eight years older. I mean, I think sleepy tired.
But then okay, so but this is the this is
in the reverse. So I was dating this guy who
was like ten years younger than me. Oh my gosh, listen,
I don't have enough stand about I didn't I didn't
take my wheaties. I was like, dude, like, okay, first
(04:56):
of all, a good twenty eight minutes is good for me, okay.
But he be like it would be like, I'm like,
you know that I will never forget. I'm the worst,
(05:16):
absolute worst. There was one dude and this was not
the young kid, and I shouldn't be sharing this, but
I'm gonna share this because we're getting towards the end
of this, uh this episode. So there was just one
dude and he was like very fit okay, and it
was going on way too long, right, and I just
was like, oh my god, I cannot Somehow we ended
up on the floor, right, That's what I left his
(05:39):
ass there I got up in the middle of the
whole thing and I literally put my clothes on the left.
I was like, dude, I gotta go. Oh my god.
I was like what I was like, I'm out. Oh
my god. I was like, and then did you continue?
Like did you see him again? After that? I've not
done that with him again? And that was probably why
this Beth the pandemic. But I just like, I can't
(06:00):
do this. I'm not fit for this. But guess what
I wanted to go find we were in a hotel.
I wanted to go find another girl in the lobby
and send her up because he was clearly not Dune.
And I was, okay, now are they like, you know,
climax and then they just like want to go again?
Or they just like so the young dude would he
(06:21):
would guess it would be like ten, this is in
a row and I'm like, dude, who's got time for this?
Because I'm done. I want to go to sleep. I
got three years a mess. But the other one, no,
he was just ready to go, and I was like wow,
And I didn't even feel bad and I left his
ass on the floor for a hard one. I didn't
(06:44):
know how he ended up on the floor. This is terrible.
We hope you enjoyed that reasonably Shady highlight. You can
catch the full episode on the heart radio app, Apple
podcas asks, or wherever you get your favorite shows. And
we want to hear from you. Get in touch with
(07:05):
us on social media at reasonably Shady or send us
an email at what's Up at reasonably shady dot com.
See you next time.
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Robyn Dixon
Gizelle Bryant
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