September 25, 2025 • 22 mins
After all these years of Reasonably Shady, Robyn and Gizelle have gotten a LOT of listener letters.
In this episode, the ladies get a letter from the one and only Dick Hertz, discuss celebrity crushes, going "commando", losing weight, Robyn's doppelganger and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Welcome to the Reasonably Shady mail Bag. Okay, I'm excited, yes, okay,
so happy we can reach our letters? Yes, yes, yes, okay.
So I think we need to start with this one
because is he near and dear to us? He's very
near and dear to you.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, we have.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
A our bestie, Dick Hurts is back in the building.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Okay, Okay, before you start reading it like Dick, you
got to start giving us some identifying factors about yourself.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Like what I don't like, where do you live?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Okay? What do you do for a living? You know?
How tall are you?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Like I need to start putting a like imagining who
you are and like like be honest with it.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
So yeah, saying like I'm trying, like who are you?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Who are you sir?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Who are you?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
What if this was a woman?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Are you married? Are you gay? Are you straight?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Like? Yes? Oh, so we have this email here that's
not really his email? Oh it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
No, why do.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
You say that?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Because you can type?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
So he submits through the website. So you can go
to realm Shady and then fill out like a contact
form and you can write any email address you want.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
So look, what does the email say?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's like Richard Hurts seventy nine.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, that's not him, Okay, Dick Hurts.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay, all right, so here we go. His comment is
my dearest, precious, beautiful Robin and Giselle. That right there
makes me feel like it's just coming. Okay, he says,
I'm back again. Bitches, did you miss me?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Question mark, question mark once again? Where do I start?
Let me start with Gisel aka one who needs buckets
of blueberries? Buckets of blueberries?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Right by the way, do you know that you actually
really need buckets and blueberries for them to like have
an effect?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Really?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
So like a handful of blueberries is like it's gonna
do anything?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah? Oh great, you need to eat a lot. Okay great?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
And who yet again is providing false information aka fake news?
On episode Onezelle stated that in order to visit Ghana,
one must physically mail their actual passport to the country
of Ghana for a review before actually traveling to Ghana.
This is not true. There is literally no country on
(02:30):
Earth that requires one to send their actual passport to
that country before visiting except Ghana.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Except wait, is he a fact checker?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I don't know if he's a fact checker. But my
girlfriend Eric was going and she had to send her
passport to Ghana. She's going to Ghana, so she sent
all the way to Ganda.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh, she sent the.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Passport to Ghana. Maybe anyway, I don't know. A quick
Google search or quick ask of Groake, Chat, GBT, Microsoft,
blah blah blah, or probably even a first grader would
have provided you with the factual answer, which is that
you mail in or visit in person your passport to
(03:08):
the Ghanaian Embassy within your own country.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Makes more sense.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Your passport never leaves your country, in this case the
United States. During this process, it is reviewed then promptly
return to you in person or via mail. Also, if
it helps, a quick Google search shows that the Ghanaian
Embassy is located on International Drive in Northwest d C. Oh,
(03:34):
he's local, he's local.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Why did you say that?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Because he knows we're local. That's not I just this
just makes me feel like he's local. Really yeah, but
he said.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's a Google search. It tells you the DC.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Okay, and the Dick let us know over that you're local,
and the contact person for visa information is shown as
Nick Gerr g u r r he says, you're welcome.
Now let's get to episode one ninety three. Damn, Dick,
he's still coming for me. He's taking notes, where once again,
(04:08):
the discussion of women's genitalium makes its appearance. Did we
talk about that? What do we say? Okay, well, let's
see what he says speaking of At this point, you
might need to rename your podcast reasonably Vagina.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I feel like we talk about men's genitalia just as much, right,
I mean, due to the.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Frequency of this topic on your podcast, this is crazy.
On the podcast, you ladies discuss concerns about oh shrinking
labia due to age and hormonal changes. Depending on the
lady in question. This could be a blessing, especially for
women like Robin, who have expressed concern about her significant
(04:50):
vagina print showing when wearing tights. Dick hurts is the worst, right, But.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
That's the outer labia. It's the inner laby that they
say shrinks.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Right, which, which, by the way, is sexy to men.
F Yi, Okay, it's not sexy.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
It's like creepy. Okay, you find it sexy, then you're creepy.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yes, Robin should be thrilled to know that in the
coming years, as she ages, she will go from her
apparent current moose knuckle stage back down to lovely cameltos
status moose knuckles to cameltock. Now that now that said
not certain if you ladies are aware. But there is
(05:32):
a surgical process that is growing in popularity.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
This process is called labia puffing aka labia majora augmentation.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
This is a process where trained professionals inject holleronic acid
into your labia to restore volume and provide a youthful
appearance to the fun tunnel. I have I have heard
this before.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Though, So that's like putting filler in your to.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Make it look better. Yeah, one must be cautious not
to overdo it or else end up with a cute
camel toe, but rather can hit monkey monkey Paul status
we went from and that is not sexy and closing.
Thank god, Dick Hurts, it's closing and closing. I asked
that you add some sort of real time fact checking
(06:21):
person to your podcast staff because Giselle is so often
wrong and misleading with her information that she could qualify
for a president of the United States of America. Love
you both, your pal, Dick hurts.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's what makes it even more fun.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
More. This actually was a good email.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
This was a good one. He wasn't offense, He didn't
offend you as much.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
He wasn't like told like normally he's calling me like
some kind of all kinds of just horrible names, Dick.
I appreciate this one. This one was good.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
So is it possible that Erica mailed her passport to
the embassy?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
She told me the story and maybe I wasn't really listening, Okay,
but I do know she had to mail it in
somewhere somewhere, which is actually ridiculous. Yeah yeah, okay, yeah,
it's probably the embassy. Probably that's hilarious. Okay, all right,
quick and simple. This is from Courtney. Courtney emailed us
(07:24):
back in Okay, wait, but let me just say this, Dick.
You cannot send us another message without telling us more
information about yourself.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yes, yeah, and it has to be true, like don't
just make up yes, okay, okay, and.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
You have to cop to the fact that you were
Hugh Janis.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Oh, yes, but we know yes, yeah, okay, fine, I
know you are.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Okay, fine, okay.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Courtney asked, Hi, ladies, who was your childhood celebrity idol
and celebrity crush much love Coco. So do you remember
having a celebrity crush. There's like different ones at different
stages of life.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yes, definitely Stringer Bell. Mmm so that was that was
probably the two When did that come out there, like
two thousands or maybe?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah? That from the Wires from the swing Bell is
on the wire.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yes, so it just Alba plays stringer Bell and I wasn't.
I mean, you know, it is a is a crush. However,
stringer Bell is the crush. Like, yes, the Wire was
filmed in Baltimore at the time. I lived in Baltimore.
I would drive around looking for strings, looking for stringer Bell.
I would totally be like, I'm on the hunt for
(08:35):
stringer Bell.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Okay, so the first episode was in two thousand and two.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Okay, so yeah, stringer Bell for sure is a big crush.
You just talked about Damson.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah no, it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
This is these are childhood crush, child celebrity idol, and
celebrity crush.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Okay. So I used to love The Boys.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I don't know if you remember the singing group The Boys,
and specifically Hakim.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Hakim was my crush.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I love these people.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Hakim down my heart, just down my heart.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Don't know who you? Yeah, yeah, down my heart. Don't
know these people? This common on the phone.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
No, they're called the Boys. They literally probably had one song.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Oh okay, I like dial my heart okay, And Hakeem
was your your Hakim was my crush. I loved him,
so that was my That was one of my crushes.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Let's see who. Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I liked magnum p I. I liked Tom Selleck okay
because he used to wear those little shorty shorts and
he would run around and you can kind of see
his thing, like, you know, you can see his thing
flopping around. Speaking of seeing his thing, this should probably
have been my shady moment of the week.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Okay. I was in the gym.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Tim is out of town. Okay, Tim, you know Tim,
who was like a trainer at my gym. I talked
about Tim a lot. He Tim has been on the
travel for like three weeks. He's like in Turkey or something,
living his best life. So the guy that was replacing him,
I don't know this guy's name, but he had on
sweatpants okay, and gray ones. How did you know that's
(10:21):
the thing. That's the thing, some great sweatpants. So he
has to, you know, show us the moves before we
do the moves. This is a group class, so he
had to do something. And he was like thrusting a
little bit. He is on no underwear. His penis is
flopping around, yes, and I'm like, this is so unprofessional.
(10:42):
And then I also know that he doesn't have any
underwear because like when he bent down he got up,
the sweatpants was like in his butt crack. Oh, so
that you could like see his whole booty. Yeah, I
mean it was.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I was.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I wasn't annoyed. Yeah, I was intrigued, but I then
became annoyed, just like Plaire, Come on, I'll do bad.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
That was so intentional, beyond so intentional. Yes, that's so funny.
That reminds me. Well, I told me this story. He
was at Jimmy John's like sandwich place, yes, and he
had on like his like Lululemon pants, and I think
that day he didn't have any underwear on. And he's
walking out. He's walking out of Jimmy John's and there's
(11:26):
some lady like sitting down eating and as he walks past, her.
She goes put that thing away?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
So wait, were they lose pants?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
They're like not, you know, like like the jogger kind
of like the material Lululemon kind of jogger pants.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yes, Cereal yes.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Wand and there'll be times when like, well we we
might be going somewhere.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
He's like, oh, man, don't have any underworld. I'll be like,
can you go put underworld? Yes. He'll be like, oh
that's all right, nobody will see. And I'm like, go
put under her one.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yes, and she said put that thing away. That's comedy.
That is comedy. Yeah, that was a mess.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Celebrity idol.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Okay, So so crush was how came my celebrity idols?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I used to love Madonna, I loved Oh yeah, I
love Madonna.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Madonna?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yes, and yeah, so I would say that was yeah,
that was like, yeah, I love Madonna. Celebrity idol idol
is weird. That's a weird word for me. Like somebody
that you look up to, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Someone that you like, like a celebrity that you really
really really liked, like not not had a crush on,
but like you just loved, you know, you were just
into them.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
So I don't know I like Prince Prince Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I like I like. I view it as somebody that
I might have wanted to meet, Like I would have
wanted to meet him.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah as a child. Yeah, yeah, I loved Prince too.
What about a female.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Madonna was good? I can't really remember. Yeah, yeah, back
then Jane Kennedy maybe who is that?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Jane?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Who is Jane Kennedy? That's funny, So she Jane Kennedy
was like one of the first black women who were
they she was a broadcaster?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Oh okay?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Or she was like she was like a journalist of
some sorts. Yeah, Jane Kennedy is her name? Okay, Yeah,
I didn't know who she was.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I liked ja.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, all right, we got we got another one plenty
in the mail bag.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yes, this is from Billy.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Billy says, good morning, ladies, love you both. I was
driving to work this morning listening to episode one and
wanted to share something with Robin Chris Eppetite. Tris Eppetide
has really been the way to go for me. I
started on February twenty ninth, and while I definitely had
to shift my mindset, the medication has helped so much
with controlling my food intake. I recommend taking a probiotic
(13:52):
and making sure to get plenty of protein since February
twenty ninth. As of today, this was August twenty eighth.
I'm down forty five pounds.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I feel good. I love the way I look.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I've even started back at the gym to keep myself
on track and support my overall health. My biggest tip
stay away from carbs and sugars.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Well, that's that's regardless.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Right, right, right, right, Yeah, that's regardless.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
But I think, you know, the medications kind of like
help you, like if you had a problem, a challenge,
stay away from carbs and sugars. Like the medication kind
of helps carb those cravings. So I forgot to mention
this on the previous podcast that I did get my
medication in, but I ordered the wrong thing. That so
(14:33):
I ordered these sublingual drops instead of the injections. So
I have tepetide, but I use a it's like a liquid,
and I use a dropper and I have to hold
it under my tongue for a minute and a half.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Okay, and then.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
They say like don't eat, you know, eat or drink
anything within you know. However, many a few minutes within
taking it, and I wasn't supposed to order that one.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Okay, but I think that's better than the shot.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Well, it's kind of not because it takes longer. Like
I have to do it every day, yeah, every single day.
So like when I went to Mexico, I couldn't take
it with me because it has to be refrigerated. You
just have to like remember to do it. And where
the shot. I think it's just like once a week.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Oh oh oh, okay, so this is every.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Day, Yes, this every day you have to take this
dropper and it doesn't taste bad. I guess they mixed
it with something. But so I can say i've I've
probably been on it now like a couple of weeks,
and I don't really notice much of a difference I did.
I do feel like my snacking and my ice cream
binging kind of come back fall fall off has tapered off.
(15:43):
But when I went to Mexico, I wasn't taking it, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
It was just like so much good food.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
There that you went crazy.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I won't say crazy, but like I definitely was eating good.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Okay, So this can we talk about the ice cream
because I did, I say that I found the till.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
You told me I sent you on the Pockast, which
which I love.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Good.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
So I went back and got your chocolate double chocolate.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Oh yeah, the dark chocolate cookies and cream yes, yes,
very good.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yes, and I can say that it's creamier. It's a
creamier ice cream and that's their thing, right, Yes.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
So good.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I'm glad you enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yes, I think I like it. I still like my
Bin and Jerry's better, only because they have more like
stuff in it.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
But but Tillamook is good. People were sending me d
ms of them eating book and being like Giselle, like,
how come you don't exist? Okay, So y'all I found out.
I figured it out, I found it, and.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
It is very good. Okay, yes, good y. I'm glad
you love it just like me.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Okay, So you're gonna stay with the drops, No.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
I'm a switch okay, So I like, for the next month,
I'll switch to the whatever it's called injection.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Okay. And where do you put the injection?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I think I heard it's like in yours, but it doesn't.
I don't.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I'm not scared of needles. Okay, are you I don't
want to do it myself. Oh okay, yeah, totally not. Okay,
all right, we're moving on. So let's uh, this one
has a big old picture of Robin on it. So, oh,
this is interesting, you know what?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Okay, this is from Calvin Jackson. He says, hey, green
eye bandits, it's CG CJ. Do we know CJ? Okay,
it's CJ. Has anyone ever talked about how Robin and
Kate Walsh look like they could be sisters? The facial
features are so alike, and of course color, of course,
(17:50):
the eye color just makes it that much more similar.
Let me know what you think. Okay. So here's like
a picture of Robin and then underneath is the picture
of Kate Wash. Now you know I'm watching Gray's anatos
Oh yeah, yeah, yea yeah, so I see her all
the time and I'm like, she's such a beautiful woman. Yeah,
(18:10):
this is not her Like on Gray's Anatomy, her hair
is red. Okay, and yeah you had red hair for
like eight seconds. Yeah, I can see it.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Really, Yeah, I have been told that before. Oh really, yes,
I've been told Kate washed before. I don't see it, yeah,
but I have definitely been told that before.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
She she is. I wonder if she's told this, you
know what I mean, where the people tell her that
she looks like you.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, I don't know. I've been told that before.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
I've also been told, Oh, I can't think of this
woman's name, Senda Williams, Senda Williams. This is like she
was like a popular or not popular, but she was
an actress, probably in the eighties.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Okay, kids, Cenda Williams.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Okay, I don't look like her today, but all right,
let me tell you what she was on.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Well, you know, I've gotten Vanessa Williams for like decades.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, yeah, but I had gotten that too, But I
think you definitely more You're closer to her.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Who was she on No Better Blues?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Batter Blues?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I don't I don't remember No Better Blues?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Well I remember, I remember More Bad Blues, but I
don't remember anybody who was in it.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Okay, so Cinda Williams was an actress in the nineties.
Like so, yeah, see, I don't think I.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Look like her, no, right, but I've gotten does she even.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Have light eyes?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Yeah, I've gotten multiple people like tag me in a
picture on Instagram and huh instead that I look like
her and I'm like, I don't see it.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, well you're in good company because all these people
are beautiful.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah, I mean, but I don't look like her anyway.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Okay, all right, we want I want to give a
before we get I want to give a surgery shout out.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Oh yes, that must have been a must have been.
What that was about?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Okay, So this is Jill a long time ago. Oh,
this from a long time ago. Oh well not oh,
this from a year ago.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Jill. Never too late, Never too late.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Okay, Joe, We're really sorry. Okay. So hello ladies. My
name is Jill and I live in Indiana. I just have
to let you know how much I love you both.
I was. I was in a horrible car accident last
December and was in the hospital for four months. Wow.
After two surgeries and months of physical therapy, I have
been catching up on all of your episodes. Thank you.
(20:36):
I miss so many of them that I have to
go ackt and listen to all the ones that I missed.
I am having my third surgery tomorrow. Listening to both
of listening to you both has kept me going. It
has made me laugh and kept my spirits high. I
feel like I haven't heard back from my friends for
months and now need to catch up. Thank you so
(20:59):
much for helping me stay motivated as I continue to heal.
Listening to your podcast is highlight. Is the highlight of
my day. Love you both. I lived in Maryland for
twenty three months, okay, and I am a retired correction
officer from PG County, so I can relate to a
lot of your conversations. I wish you both the best
and keep up the great work. Joe Vanas Okay, so
(21:20):
we're sorry. Yes that this is a year later, right,
but I hope you're doing much better Jill. Yes, and
that all these surgeries like you haven't had any more surgery.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yes, exactly, that you're done.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yes, and thank you for listening to miche that we
can provide you with some lightheartedness, you know, in the
midst of all of your challenges.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yes, yes, I totally agree. Okay, that's why I think
that's our mail bag. Yes, we should give a rap
out of our mail bag. That's our mail bag. We
in our bag, and we love the fact you write
us quick. Keep thanking me very much. Keep coming, Keep
(21:59):
cick man. Nothing I said right, but keep it coming,
Keep it coming. Bye, hurry by, h
Welcome to the Reasonably Shady mail Bag. Okay, I'm excited, yes, okay,
so happy we can reach our letters? Yes, yes, yes, okay.
So I think we need to start with this one
because is he near and dear to us? He's very
near and dear to you.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, we have.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
A our bestie, Dick Hurts is back in the building.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Okay, Okay, before you start reading it like Dick, you
got to start giving us some identifying factors about yourself.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Like what I don't like, where do you live?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Okay? What do you do for a living? You know?
How tall are you?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Like I need to start putting a like imagining who
you are and like like be honest with it.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
So yeah, saying like I'm trying, like who are you?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Who are you sir?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Who are you?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
What if this was a woman?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Are you married? Are you gay? Are you straight?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Like? Yes? Oh, so we have this email here that's
not really his email? Oh it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
No, why do.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
You say that?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Because you can type?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
So he submits through the website. So you can go
to realm Shady and then fill out like a contact
form and you can write any email address you want.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
So look, what does the email say?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's like Richard Hurts seventy nine.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, that's not him, Okay, Dick Hurts.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay, all right, so here we go. His comment is
my dearest, precious, beautiful Robin and Giselle. That right there
makes me feel like it's just coming. Okay, he says,
I'm back again. Bitches, did you miss me?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Question mark, question mark once again? Where do I start?
Let me start with Gisel aka one who needs buckets
of blueberries? Buckets of blueberries?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Right by the way, do you know that you actually
really need buckets and blueberries for them to like have
an effect?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Really?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
So like a handful of blueberries is like it's gonna
do anything?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah? Oh great, you need to eat a lot. Okay great?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
And who yet again is providing false information aka fake news?
On episode Onezelle stated that in order to visit Ghana,
one must physically mail their actual passport to the country
of Ghana for a review before actually traveling to Ghana.
This is not true. There is literally no country on
(02:30):
Earth that requires one to send their actual passport to
that country before visiting except Ghana.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Except wait, is he a fact checker?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I don't know if he's a fact checker. But my
girlfriend Eric was going and she had to send her
passport to Ghana. She's going to Ghana, so she sent
all the way to Ganda.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh, she sent the.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Passport to Ghana. Maybe anyway, I don't know. A quick
Google search or quick ask of Groake, Chat, GBT, Microsoft,
blah blah blah, or probably even a first grader would
have provided you with the factual answer, which is that
you mail in or visit in person your passport to
(03:08):
the Ghanaian Embassy within your own country.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Makes more sense.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Your passport never leaves your country, in this case the
United States. During this process, it is reviewed then promptly
return to you in person or via mail. Also, if
it helps, a quick Google search shows that the Ghanaian
Embassy is located on International Drive in Northwest d C. Oh,
(03:34):
he's local, he's local.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Why did you say that?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Because he knows we're local. That's not I just this
just makes me feel like he's local. Really yeah, but
he said.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's a Google search. It tells you the DC.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Okay, and the Dick let us know over that you're local,
and the contact person for visa information is shown as
Nick Gerr g u r r he says, you're welcome.
Now let's get to episode one ninety three. Damn, Dick,
he's still coming for me. He's taking notes, where once again,
(04:08):
the discussion of women's genitalium makes its appearance. Did we
talk about that? What do we say? Okay, well, let's
see what he says speaking of At this point, you
might need to rename your podcast reasonably Vagina.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I feel like we talk about men's genitalia just as much, right,
I mean, due to the.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Frequency of this topic on your podcast, this is crazy.
On the podcast, you ladies discuss concerns about oh shrinking
labia due to age and hormonal changes. Depending on the
lady in question. This could be a blessing, especially for
women like Robin, who have expressed concern about her significant
(04:50):
vagina print showing when wearing tights. Dick hurts is the worst, right, But.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
That's the outer labia. It's the inner laby that they
say shrinks.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Right, which, which, by the way, is sexy to men.
F Yi, Okay, it's not sexy.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
It's like creepy. Okay, you find it sexy, then you're creepy.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yes, Robin should be thrilled to know that in the
coming years, as she ages, she will go from her
apparent current moose knuckle stage back down to lovely cameltos
status moose knuckles to cameltock. Now that now that said
not certain if you ladies are aware. But there is
(05:32):
a surgical process that is growing in popularity.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
This process is called labia puffing aka labia majora augmentation.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
This is a process where trained professionals inject holleronic acid
into your labia to restore volume and provide a youthful
appearance to the fun tunnel. I have I have heard
this before.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Though, So that's like putting filler in your to.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Make it look better. Yeah, one must be cautious not
to overdo it or else end up with a cute
camel toe, but rather can hit monkey monkey Paul status
we went from and that is not sexy and closing.
Thank god, Dick Hurts, it's closing and closing. I asked
that you add some sort of real time fact checking
(06:21):
person to your podcast staff because Giselle is so often
wrong and misleading with her information that she could qualify
for a president of the United States of America. Love
you both, your pal, Dick hurts.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's what makes it even more fun.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
More. This actually was a good email.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
This was a good one. He wasn't offense, He didn't
offend you as much.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
He wasn't like told like normally he's calling me like
some kind of all kinds of just horrible names, Dick.
I appreciate this one. This one was good.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
So is it possible that Erica mailed her passport to
the embassy?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
She told me the story and maybe I wasn't really listening, Okay,
but I do know she had to mail it in
somewhere somewhere, which is actually ridiculous. Yeah yeah, okay, yeah,
it's probably the embassy. Probably that's hilarious. Okay, all right,
quick and simple. This is from Courtney. Courtney emailed us
(07:24):
back in Okay, wait, but let me just say this, Dick.
You cannot send us another message without telling us more
information about yourself.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yes, yeah, and it has to be true, like don't
just make up yes, okay, okay, and.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
You have to cop to the fact that you were
Hugh Janis.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Oh, yes, but we know yes, yeah, okay, fine, I
know you are.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Okay, fine, okay.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Courtney asked, Hi, ladies, who was your childhood celebrity idol
and celebrity crush much love Coco. So do you remember
having a celebrity crush. There's like different ones at different
stages of life.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yes, definitely Stringer Bell. Mmm so that was that was
probably the two When did that come out there, like
two thousands or maybe?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah? That from the Wires from the swing Bell is
on the wire.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yes, so it just Alba plays stringer Bell and I wasn't.
I mean, you know, it is a is a crush. However,
stringer Bell is the crush. Like, yes, the Wire was
filmed in Baltimore at the time. I lived in Baltimore.
I would drive around looking for strings, looking for stringer Bell.
I would totally be like, I'm on the hunt for
(08:35):
stringer Bell.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Okay, so the first episode was in two thousand and two.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Okay, so yeah, stringer Bell for sure is a big crush.
You just talked about Damson.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah no, it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
This is these are childhood crush, child celebrity idol, and
celebrity crush.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Okay. So I used to love The Boys.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I don't know if you remember the singing group The Boys,
and specifically Hakim.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Hakim was my crush.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I love these people.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Hakim down my heart, just down my heart.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Don't know who you? Yeah, yeah, down my heart. Don't
know these people? This common on the phone.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
No, they're called the Boys. They literally probably had one song.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Oh okay, I like dial my heart okay, And Hakeem
was your your Hakim was my crush. I loved him,
so that was my That was one of my crushes.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Let's see who. Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I liked magnum p I. I liked Tom Selleck okay
because he used to wear those little shorty shorts and
he would run around and you can kind of see
his thing, like, you know, you can see his thing
flopping around. Speaking of seeing his thing, this should probably
have been my shady moment of the week.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Okay. I was in the gym.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Tim is out of town. Okay, Tim, you know Tim,
who was like a trainer at my gym. I talked
about Tim a lot. He Tim has been on the
travel for like three weeks. He's like in Turkey or something,
living his best life. So the guy that was replacing him,
I don't know this guy's name, but he had on
sweatpants okay, and gray ones. How did you know that's
(10:21):
the thing. That's the thing, some great sweatpants. So he
has to, you know, show us the moves before we
do the moves. This is a group class, so he
had to do something. And he was like thrusting a
little bit. He is on no underwear. His penis is
flopping around, yes, and I'm like, this is so unprofessional.
(10:42):
And then I also know that he doesn't have any
underwear because like when he bent down he got up,
the sweatpants was like in his butt crack. Oh, so
that you could like see his whole booty. Yeah, I
mean it was.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I was.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I wasn't annoyed. Yeah, I was intrigued, but I then
became annoyed, just like Plaire, Come on, I'll do bad.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
That was so intentional, beyond so intentional. Yes, that's so funny.
That reminds me. Well, I told me this story. He
was at Jimmy John's like sandwich place, yes, and he
had on like his like Lululemon pants, and I think
that day he didn't have any underwear on. And he's
walking out. He's walking out of Jimmy John's and there's
(11:26):
some lady like sitting down eating and as he walks past, her.
She goes put that thing away?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
So wait, were they lose pants?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
They're like not, you know, like like the jogger kind
of like the material Lululemon kind of jogger pants.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yes, Cereal yes.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Wand and there'll be times when like, well we we
might be going somewhere.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
He's like, oh, man, don't have any underworld. I'll be like,
can you go put underworld? Yes. He'll be like, oh
that's all right, nobody will see. And I'm like, go
put under her one.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yes, and she said put that thing away. That's comedy.
That is comedy. Yeah, that was a mess.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Celebrity idol.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Okay, So so crush was how came my celebrity idols?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I used to love Madonna, I loved Oh yeah, I
love Madonna.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Madonna?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yes, and yeah, so I would say that was yeah,
that was like, yeah, I love Madonna. Celebrity idol idol
is weird. That's a weird word for me. Like somebody
that you look up to, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Someone that you like, like a celebrity that you really
really really liked, like not not had a crush on,
but like you just loved, you know, you were just
into them.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
So I don't know I like Prince Prince Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
I like I like. I view it as somebody that
I might have wanted to meet, Like I would have
wanted to meet him.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah as a child. Yeah, yeah, I loved Prince too.
What about a female.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Madonna was good? I can't really remember. Yeah, yeah, back
then Jane Kennedy maybe who is that?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Jane?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Who is Jane Kennedy? That's funny, So she Jane Kennedy
was like one of the first black women who were
they she was a broadcaster?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Oh okay?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Or she was like she was like a journalist of
some sorts. Yeah, Jane Kennedy is her name? Okay, Yeah,
I didn't know who she was.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I liked ja.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, all right, we got we got another one plenty
in the mail bag.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yes, this is from Billy.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Billy says, good morning, ladies, love you both. I was
driving to work this morning listening to episode one and
wanted to share something with Robin Chris Eppetite. Tris Eppetide
has really been the way to go for me. I
started on February twenty ninth, and while I definitely had
to shift my mindset, the medication has helped so much
with controlling my food intake. I recommend taking a probiotic
(13:52):
and making sure to get plenty of protein since February
twenty ninth. As of today, this was August twenty eighth.
I'm down forty five pounds.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I feel good. I love the way I look.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I've even started back at the gym to keep myself
on track and support my overall health. My biggest tip
stay away from carbs and sugars.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Well, that's that's regardless.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Right, right, right, right, Yeah, that's regardless.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
But I think, you know, the medications kind of like
help you, like if you had a problem, a challenge,
stay away from carbs and sugars. Like the medication kind
of helps carb those cravings. So I forgot to mention
this on the previous podcast that I did get my
medication in, but I ordered the wrong thing. That so
(14:33):
I ordered these sublingual drops instead of the injections. So
I have tepetide, but I use a it's like a liquid,
and I use a dropper and I have to hold
it under my tongue for a minute and a half.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Okay, and then.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
They say like don't eat, you know, eat or drink
anything within you know. However, many a few minutes within
taking it, and I wasn't supposed to order that one.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Okay, but I think that's better than the shot.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Well, it's kind of not because it takes longer. Like
I have to do it every day, yeah, every single day.
So like when I went to Mexico, I couldn't take
it with me because it has to be refrigerated. You
just have to like remember to do it. And where
the shot. I think it's just like once a week.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Oh oh oh, okay, so this is every.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Day, Yes, this every day you have to take this
dropper and it doesn't taste bad. I guess they mixed
it with something. But so I can say i've I've
probably been on it now like a couple of weeks,
and I don't really notice much of a difference I did.
I do feel like my snacking and my ice cream
binging kind of come back fall fall off has tapered off.
(15:43):
But when I went to Mexico, I wasn't taking it, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
It was just like so much good food.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
There that you went crazy.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I won't say crazy, but like I definitely was eating good.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Okay, So this can we talk about the ice cream
because I did, I say that I found the till.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
You told me I sent you on the Pockast, which
which I love.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Good.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
So I went back and got your chocolate double chocolate.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Oh yeah, the dark chocolate cookies and cream yes, yes,
very good.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yes, and I can say that it's creamier. It's a
creamier ice cream and that's their thing, right, Yes.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
So good.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I'm glad you enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yes, I think I like it. I still like my
Bin and Jerry's better, only because they have more like
stuff in it.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
But but Tillamook is good. People were sending me d
ms of them eating book and being like Giselle, like,
how come you don't exist? Okay, So y'all I found out.
I figured it out, I found it, and.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
It is very good. Okay, yes, good y. I'm glad
you love it just like me.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Okay, So you're gonna stay with the drops, No.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
I'm a switch okay, So I like, for the next month,
I'll switch to the whatever it's called injection.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Okay. And where do you put the injection?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I think I heard it's like in yours, but it doesn't.
I don't.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I'm not scared of needles. Okay, are you I don't
want to do it myself. Oh okay, yeah, totally not. Okay,
all right, we're moving on. So let's uh, this one
has a big old picture of Robin on it. So, oh,
this is interesting, you know what?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Okay, this is from Calvin Jackson. He says, hey, green
eye bandits, it's CG CJ. Do we know CJ? Okay,
it's CJ. Has anyone ever talked about how Robin and
Kate Walsh look like they could be sisters? The facial
features are so alike, and of course color, of course,
(17:50):
the eye color just makes it that much more similar.
Let me know what you think. Okay. So here's like
a picture of Robin and then underneath is the picture
of Kate Wash. Now you know I'm watching Gray's anatos
Oh yeah, yeah, yea yeah, so I see her all
the time and I'm like, she's such a beautiful woman. Yeah,
(18:10):
this is not her Like on Gray's Anatomy, her hair
is red. Okay, and yeah you had red hair for
like eight seconds. Yeah, I can see it.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Really, Yeah, I have been told that before. Oh really, yes,
I've been told Kate washed before. I don't see it, yeah,
but I have definitely been told that before.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
She she is. I wonder if she's told this, you
know what I mean, where the people tell her that
she looks like you.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, I don't know. I've been told that before.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
I've also been told, Oh, I can't think of this
woman's name, Senda Williams, Senda Williams. This is like she
was like a popular or not popular, but she was
an actress, probably in the eighties.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Okay, kids, Cenda Williams.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Okay, I don't look like her today, but all right,
let me tell you what she was on.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Well, you know, I've gotten Vanessa Williams for like decades.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, yeah, but I had gotten that too, But I
think you definitely more You're closer to her.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Who was she on No Better Blues?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Batter Blues?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I don't I don't remember No Better Blues?
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Well I remember, I remember More Bad Blues, but I
don't remember anybody who was in it.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Okay, so Cinda Williams was an actress in the nineties.
Like so, yeah, see, I don't think I.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Look like her, no, right, but I've gotten does she even.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Have light eyes?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Yeah, I've gotten multiple people like tag me in a
picture on Instagram and huh instead that I look like
her and I'm like, I don't see it.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, well you're in good company because all these people
are beautiful.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah, I mean, but I don't look like her anyway.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Okay, all right, we want I want to give a
before we get I want to give a surgery shout out.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Oh yes, that must have been a must have been.
What that was about?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Okay, So this is Jill a long time ago. Oh,
this from a long time ago. Oh well not oh,
this from a year ago.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Jill. Never too late, Never too late.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Okay, Joe, We're really sorry. Okay. So hello ladies. My
name is Jill and I live in Indiana. I just have
to let you know how much I love you both.
I was. I was in a horrible car accident last
December and was in the hospital for four months. Wow.
After two surgeries and months of physical therapy, I have
been catching up on all of your episodes. Thank you.
(20:36):
I miss so many of them that I have to
go ackt and listen to all the ones that I missed.
I am having my third surgery tomorrow. Listening to both
of listening to you both has kept me going. It
has made me laugh and kept my spirits high. I
feel like I haven't heard back from my friends for
months and now need to catch up. Thank you so
(20:59):
much for helping me stay motivated as I continue to heal.
Listening to your podcast is highlight. Is the highlight of
my day. Love you both. I lived in Maryland for
twenty three months, okay, and I am a retired correction
officer from PG County, so I can relate to a
lot of your conversations. I wish you both the best
and keep up the great work. Joe Vanas Okay, so
(21:20):
we're sorry. Yes that this is a year later, right,
but I hope you're doing much better Jill. Yes, and
that all these surgeries like you haven't had any more surgery.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yes, exactly, that you're done.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yes, and thank you for listening to miche that we
can provide you with some lightheartedness, you know, in the
midst of all of your challenges.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yes, yes, I totally agree. Okay, that's why I think
that's our mail bag. Yes, we should give a rap
out of our mail bag. That's our mail bag. We
in our bag, and we love the fact you write
us quick. Keep thanking me very much. Keep coming, Keep
(21:59):
cick man. Nothing I said right, but keep it coming,
Keep it coming. Bye, hurry by, h
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