October 30, 2025 • 14 mins
In this batch of letters, Robyn and Gizelle discuss hair shades, old-school divorce, a "sh*tty" neighbor story, email receipts, and more!
+Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ReasonablyShady
+Get in touch with the show: whatsup (at) reasonablyshady (dot) com
|| Keep up with us on IG: ReasonablyShady
|| Follow Robyn: robyndixon10
|| Follow Gizelle: gizellebryant ||
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Welcome to a reasonably shady mail bag in our male
bag and bag okay, you've got male. It's from Sukiana again,
so you already know it's like a one liner. Yes, Sukian,
Queen to the one. That's what we should have given
(00:26):
her an award for Queen of the one Liners. Okay,
so she says, Giselle, I just seen a confession look
and it was so deep. So she's dated herself. I mean,
this is a you know, she's very young, she's very
she said, so Tea, that's something my child would say.
Would you consider going back dark? I guess she said,
(00:50):
like dark.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Dark hair? Did you have dark hair in a confessional?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I don't remember. I don't recall a kind of yes
I did, Skiana. You're right, no, no, I would not,
not really. I'm not a fan. It's probably something talk
me into mm yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Okay, all right, yeah I am. I know you didn't
ask me so, Kanya, but I am actually considering doing
a little brownish something for the fall.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
So you always do that though, pretty much always, but
a lot yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, but I'm like, I'm I'm bored. I'm bored of
this color that I have right now, and the problem
is I my hair is super healthy right now. It
is and it's because I have not been like bleaching it.
Like I don't have light blonde hair anymore. Okay, So
the blonde, like the the blonde blonde, it just like
(01:41):
kills my hair. Yeah, it eats it up, choose it up,
breaks it off. So I can't go light blonde anymore like.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I would like to. So yeah, so is that like
next month might be like in a within a couple
of weeks or so a couple of weeks. Okay, we'll
all right. This is from uh ewam, I think it is. Oh, Emma, Emma,
w how jazella robbin love you guys. Back in the day,
(02:07):
there were causes of action to file lawsuits against cheaters.
Oh this is this is she's talking about. Right. We
said something, we said, we said, there's a there's going
to be they're trying to install start a law in
which if you cheat, you have to either pay a
fine or go to jail.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Back in the day, there were causes of action to
file lawsuits against cheaters. They were called heart bomb actions.
There there was also an alien nation of affection. I
know that, Yes, that is a thing. That's sense. Yeah,
cause of action where one spouse in the marriage could
(02:49):
sue a third party for intentionally interfering with the marital relationship.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So that's a home wrecker, also.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Known as strumpets. Oh mistress, oh reckd it could.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Be a man. Okay, well with the male version of
that b strop it yo, yes.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Not mischiing, not mistress, it's miss Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
What is the male version of mistress in that?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I don't know, Big Daddy, Sugar Daddy, I don't know. Anyway,
As Robin pointed out, there were issues that could arise
like abuse or sexism over time, society change, and they're
virtually non existent right now. Best MW. This was good
information because I have heard of the alienation of affectory.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, that sounds familiar to you to me, and I
bet you know, since I'm watching the Guilded Age now,
I bet these laws probably existed back then.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Maybe well no, no, no, they probably didn't. Probably because
of the Guilded Age. They probably needed to get these
laws to protect women. Got it to guilded day, they
would come home and be like, I divorce you. I
haven't gotten there yet. Oh yeah, yeah, we talking about
that the other day. Yeah, it's wild. Okay. I wish
(04:06):
somebody would come home and be like, I don't like
you no more? Right? Could you imagine that happens? It
does that happens? Like I would be like, well what happened?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Right? And you're like none the wiser You're thinking.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Everything is like I'm sitting down the couch mine in
my business, watching love and hip Hop and here he
comes talking about you know, I'd be like, well, damn,
we gotta watch ESPN turn you into love and hip hop. Yes, yes,
I get to throwing shit. Okay, No, I really wouldn't
because I'm not that girl. Okay, all right, one more
from me. So this is from Nova Scotia, Canada. We
have Amy Claire. I just feel like she talks like
(04:40):
that Amy Claire.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Really Okay, that's not how they talking Canada, that's not okay. Well,
I don't know about Nova Scotia. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, Nova Scotia seems like it's close to England, is it.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I don't know. It sounds like it sounds like it's
close to England. Okay, So she Amy says, hey, ladies,
love yas. Yeah, she said yas so I'm thinking longtime
fun since season one Rhop. Last episode, you guys were
talking about bad neighbors and to write in with our stories.
(05:13):
So here's one for you. Okay, I'm ready. I'm a fifteen.
Title for this story would be a shitty situation. She
has an accent. There's no question she has an accent. Yes,
a shitty situation, yes, okay, I have this neighbor. Not
a single problem over the years. For contexts, we opened
(05:38):
our own business about five years back. I think it's
supposed to be ten ten years. Oh yeah, for ten years.
Open up a business about five years back, big trucks equipment.
Long story short. She comes over drunk one Sunday after
our particularly noisy day of moving equipment. We had friends over.
One guy is black. During her rant about the noise,
(06:01):
she turns, looks at our friend and says, who are you?
You don't belong here? What's all? While in my yard?
I shut that down real quick. Three days go by,
and I get lots of notifications from animals, so I
(06:23):
don't check every single one. She gets lots of notification
from animals.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Must be like on your camera, on her camera an animal.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, so she doesn't check every single one. I should have,
I should have and do now. I went out the
next morning to a giant pile of shit right behind
one of our trucks. This old woman hovered and ship
on my driveway. Disbelief.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
What the human being?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
The human being did it? And it's on the ring camera.
Were pants down and and shit? I don't have that
much shit in me that way?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Okay, so oh, that's my bad neighbor story.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
That's a shitty name.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Only bad neighbors. I've ever the baddest neighbors I've ever
dealt with. Unreal thought i'd share and see if what
you see? What you girls think? I didn't call the cops?
Would you have? Oh? And to make it worse, there
was no toilet paper. No toilet paper. She either didn't
(07:31):
wipe or or did it with her hands. Oh so
wait she was what? Okay, Amy, I don't think I
needed that story, Amen from Nova Scotia. That was horrible.
That is awful.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
But to do it, I mean, there's so many horrible things. Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Number one, she's a racist. She's a racist telling the
black person they don't belong there. Start there, right there.
But I couldn't understand how she might have gotten just
been mad over time because of the big equipment noise,
or she has like large equipment around and that's probably
like that's a whole lot. But to squad down take a.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Shit, take a shit, she had to have been like
so when you had to urge to shit in the house,
she said, let me run outside to the neighbor's house
and shit in the yard.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yes, behind it sounded.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Like y'all were cool because she came over just like
chit chatting, right.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Well, everything was cool for five years, yeah, and then
they started a business and they started having this equipment,
and I think that's when when it got left. And
then some friends are over and she looking at the
black person like, why are you here? Yeah? Nah, oh
my god.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Now did you say anything to her after she took
a shit in your driveway?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Well, the question she did not? She did not call
the cops. Well, I don't know if she said anything,
But the question is would you have called the cops?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I probably no. I probably would have said I would
have said something to her. I don't think I would
have called the cops. Yeah, But I mean, I guess
you can file some type of formal complaint. I don't
think I would have called the class, especially if you
have this on video and stupid lady, don't you know that?
But that is kind of like a crime, right, some
type of public uh isn't? Isn't like public urination a crime?
(09:15):
Or thinks public?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
So public shitting I'm sure is also like that's misdemeanor
number fourteen. This is terrible. Wow, neighbors get wild?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Okay, neighbor on neighbor action crime action. That should be
a show, a TV show. It probably is neighbor on
neighbor probably is crime.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I've never experienced craziness with my neighbors. Okay. Next letter,
This is from Shan Chandra Shandra with the c H.
This is from a few months ago. This is from July.
She said, Hey, you Green Eye bandits, y'all are so
wrong for this And I say that with love. You
hyped up this matchmaking contest told folks to write in
(10:00):
to help find love and promise to play Cupid. So
what did I do? I wrote in trying to get
a match for my amazing son, a black man and
current dental student at Mahari Medical College.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I followed the assignment, but here we are radio silence,
no response, no follow up, not even a girl. We're
sorting through that application.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Now.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Now, I have been a loyal listener for years. I've laughed,
I've supported, I've stayed tuned in. But the only person
y'all seem to be entertaining with weekly is mister Dirk
Dick Hurts himself aka Kevin Hart. I mean, what gives?
So I'm writing to ask in the nicest annoyed mama
way possible. Number one didn't get my email because I
(10:51):
sure didn't get a reply.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Number two.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Is the matchmaking contest still happening? Or was that a
one time gimmick?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Gimmicks? No gimmicks, I'm just now I'm mad. What's her name? Sandra, Shandra?
I'm coming for you. We don't do gimmicks.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I'm just a mama out here trying to help her
son find a little love. Don't leave me hanging oak
forward to hearing you.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
So Schandra, Yes, Sandra Shandra. First of all, Number one,
don't come for us, Shando for me. And that's I
come for you.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
And you haven't checked your email because I went in
and I searched your email because and I found the
email at least receats receipts receipts receipts. This email was
sent to you on April sixteenth.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Read your email.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I'm going to read it.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
No, I'm telling her to read her receipts receipts, receipt receipts.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yes, so I'm going to tell you what it says, Hey, Sandra.
The subject line is thank you for participating in the
reasonably Shady matchmaking experience. The body of the email reads,
Hey Shandra, thank you so much for sending a submission
for your son Damien. We absolutely love reading your submission.
His energy, his values, and his vibe truly stood out.
(12:06):
After carefully reviewing all current submissions, we haven't found the
perfect match for him this round, okay, And while that
might feel a little disappointing, the right person just wasn't
in this.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Mix, damn.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
We appreciate Damien being part of the reasonably Shady matchmaking
experience and sending love your way, Love, Robin Angezel. Okay,
this is April sixteenth, Chandra.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Check your email, and you don't really want to find
love for your son because you would have read that
that was very specific. That was a very good letter
that I did not write. My name is signed on
the bottom. It is this excellent letter. So you really
didn't want to find love for your son, otherwise you
would have known the competition was over and we couldn't
find love for him unless he wants to date me.
(12:49):
And you don't want that. You don't want that, Okay,
So we're done with this.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yes, so I want to Okay, anyone listen out here.
So we did have we didn't get as many applicants, like,
we didn't get the right mix.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yes, we didn't get the good We got a lot
of women. We didn't get a lot of guys right,
and and then you know, because we had, like if
we got a lot of guys gay guys to match,
but and I don't have enough straight guys.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I need to do research. I need to dig a
little deeper and find out why we didn't find a
match for Damien. And I'm sorry for that. But for
whatever reason, we did not, And I hope you trust
us with that opinion. But we did message you and
tell you that, so I'm sorry. But for anyone else
that we did match, I wonder, like, did y'all did
y'all got.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
On a date because we're we said we'd marry you.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Right, did y'all follow up on this? Because I know
some people we matched and y'all like never reached out
to each other. We're like, yes, you know, okay, we
found your match, would you like us to connect you?
And then y'all was like, oh no.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
So y'all weren't serious. Y'all thought this was a gimmick.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Right exactly. But so if there is anyone who actually
communicated with their match, with the match that we made, like.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Let us know, definite, let us know, And if you're
about to get married, like let us know, because I
need to put it on like I'm very busy. I
need to put it on my calendar. Yes, because I
will be there. Do I have to take the class
to be an efficient?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I think?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
So we have to do something to be something. We'll
do that. Yes, okay, I think we're out here alrighty
then okay, all right, that's our mail bank Bane
Welcome to a reasonably shady mail bag in our male
bag and bag okay, you've got male. It's from Sukiana again,
so you already know it's like a one liner. Yes, Sukian,
Queen to the one. That's what we should have given
(00:26):
her an award for Queen of the one Liners. Okay,
so she says, Giselle, I just seen a confession look
and it was so deep. So she's dated herself. I mean,
this is a you know, she's very young, she's very
she said, so Tea, that's something my child would say.
Would you consider going back dark? I guess she said,
(00:50):
like dark.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Dark hair? Did you have dark hair in a confessional?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I don't remember. I don't recall a kind of yes
I did, Skiana. You're right, no, no, I would not,
not really. I'm not a fan. It's probably something talk
me into mm yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Okay, all right, yeah I am. I know you didn't
ask me so, Kanya, but I am actually considering doing
a little brownish something for the fall.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
So you always do that though, pretty much always, but
a lot yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, but I'm like, I'm I'm bored. I'm bored of
this color that I have right now, and the problem
is I my hair is super healthy right now. It
is and it's because I have not been like bleaching it.
Like I don't have light blonde hair anymore. Okay, So
the blonde, like the the blonde blonde, it just like
(01:41):
kills my hair. Yeah, it eats it up, choose it up,
breaks it off. So I can't go light blonde anymore like.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I would like to. So yeah, so is that like
next month might be like in a within a couple
of weeks or so a couple of weeks. Okay, we'll
all right. This is from uh ewam, I think it is. Oh, Emma, Emma,
w how jazella robbin love you guys. Back in the day,
(02:07):
there were causes of action to file lawsuits against cheaters.
Oh this is this is she's talking about. Right. We
said something, we said, we said, there's a there's going
to be they're trying to install start a law in
which if you cheat, you have to either pay a
fine or go to jail.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Back in the day, there were causes of action to
file lawsuits against cheaters. They were called heart bomb actions.
There there was also an alien nation of affection. I
know that, Yes, that is a thing. That's sense. Yeah,
cause of action where one spouse in the marriage could
(02:49):
sue a third party for intentionally interfering with the marital relationship.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So that's a home wrecker, also.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Known as strumpets. Oh mistress, oh reckd it could.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Be a man. Okay, well with the male version of
that b strop it yo, yes.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Not mischiing, not mistress, it's miss Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
What is the male version of mistress in that?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I don't know, Big Daddy, Sugar Daddy, I don't know. Anyway,
As Robin pointed out, there were issues that could arise
like abuse or sexism over time, society change, and they're
virtually non existent right now. Best MW. This was good
information because I have heard of the alienation of affectory.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, that sounds familiar to you to me, and I
bet you know, since I'm watching the Guilded Age now,
I bet these laws probably existed back then.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Maybe well no, no, no, they probably didn't. Probably because
of the Guilded Age. They probably needed to get these
laws to protect women. Got it to guilded day, they
would come home and be like, I divorce you. I
haven't gotten there yet. Oh yeah, yeah, we talking about
that the other day. Yeah, it's wild. Okay. I wish
(04:06):
somebody would come home and be like, I don't like
you no more? Right? Could you imagine that happens? It
does that happens? Like I would be like, well what happened?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Right? And you're like none the wiser You're thinking.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Everything is like I'm sitting down the couch mine in
my business, watching love and hip Hop and here he
comes talking about you know, I'd be like, well, damn,
we gotta watch ESPN turn you into love and hip hop. Yes, yes,
I get to throwing shit. Okay, No, I really wouldn't
because I'm not that girl. Okay, all right, one more
from me. So this is from Nova Scotia, Canada. We
have Amy Claire. I just feel like she talks like
(04:40):
that Amy Claire.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Really Okay, that's not how they talking Canada, that's not okay. Well,
I don't know about Nova Scotia. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, Nova Scotia seems like it's close to England, is it.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I don't know. It sounds like it sounds like it's
close to England. Okay, So she Amy says, hey, ladies,
love yas. Yeah, she said yas so I'm thinking longtime
fun since season one Rhop. Last episode, you guys were
talking about bad neighbors and to write in with our stories.
(05:13):
So here's one for you. Okay, I'm ready. I'm a fifteen.
Title for this story would be a shitty situation. She
has an accent. There's no question she has an accent. Yes,
a shitty situation, yes, okay, I have this neighbor. Not
a single problem over the years. For contexts, we opened
(05:38):
our own business about five years back. I think it's
supposed to be ten ten years. Oh yeah, for ten years.
Open up a business about five years back, big trucks equipment.
Long story short. She comes over drunk one Sunday after
our particularly noisy day of moving equipment. We had friends over.
One guy is black. During her rant about the noise,
(06:01):
she turns, looks at our friend and says, who are you?
You don't belong here? What's all? While in my yard?
I shut that down real quick. Three days go by,
and I get lots of notifications from animals, so I
(06:23):
don't check every single one. She gets lots of notification
from animals.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Must be like on your camera, on her camera an animal.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, so she doesn't check every single one. I should have,
I should have and do now. I went out the
next morning to a giant pile of shit right behind
one of our trucks. This old woman hovered and ship
on my driveway. Disbelief.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
What the human being?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
The human being did it? And it's on the ring camera.
Were pants down and and shit? I don't have that
much shit in me that way?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Okay, so oh, that's my bad neighbor story.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
That's a shitty name.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Only bad neighbors. I've ever the baddest neighbors I've ever
dealt with. Unreal thought i'd share and see if what
you see? What you girls think? I didn't call the cops?
Would you have? Oh? And to make it worse, there
was no toilet paper. No toilet paper. She either didn't
(07:31):
wipe or or did it with her hands. Oh so
wait she was what? Okay, Amy, I don't think I
needed that story, Amen from Nova Scotia. That was horrible.
That is awful.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
But to do it, I mean, there's so many horrible things. Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Number one, she's a racist. She's a racist telling the
black person they don't belong there. Start there, right there.
But I couldn't understand how she might have gotten just
been mad over time because of the big equipment noise,
or she has like large equipment around and that's probably
like that's a whole lot. But to squad down take a.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Shit, take a shit, she had to have been like
so when you had to urge to shit in the house,
she said, let me run outside to the neighbor's house
and shit in the yard.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yes, behind it sounded.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Like y'all were cool because she came over just like
chit chatting, right.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Well, everything was cool for five years, yeah, and then
they started a business and they started having this equipment,
and I think that's when when it got left. And
then some friends are over and she looking at the
black person like, why are you here? Yeah? Nah, oh
my god.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Now did you say anything to her after she took
a shit in your driveway?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Well, the question she did not? She did not call
the cops. Well, I don't know if she said anything,
But the question is would you have called the cops?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I probably no. I probably would have said I would
have said something to her. I don't think I would
have called the cops. Yeah, But I mean, I guess
you can file some type of formal complaint. I don't
think I would have called the class, especially if you
have this on video and stupid lady, don't you know that?
But that is kind of like a crime, right, some
type of public uh isn't? Isn't like public urination a crime?
(09:15):
Or thinks public?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
So public shitting I'm sure is also like that's misdemeanor
number fourteen. This is terrible. Wow, neighbors get wild?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Okay, neighbor on neighbor action crime action. That should be
a show, a TV show. It probably is neighbor on
neighbor probably is crime.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I've never experienced craziness with my neighbors. Okay. Next letter,
This is from Shan Chandra Shandra with the c H.
This is from a few months ago. This is from July.
She said, Hey, you Green Eye bandits, y'all are so
wrong for this And I say that with love. You
hyped up this matchmaking contest told folks to write in
(10:00):
to help find love and promise to play Cupid. So
what did I do? I wrote in trying to get
a match for my amazing son, a black man and
current dental student at Mahari Medical College.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I followed the assignment, but here we are radio silence,
no response, no follow up, not even a girl. We're
sorting through that application.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Now.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Now, I have been a loyal listener for years. I've laughed,
I've supported, I've stayed tuned in. But the only person
y'all seem to be entertaining with weekly is mister Dirk
Dick Hurts himself aka Kevin Hart. I mean, what gives?
So I'm writing to ask in the nicest annoyed mama
way possible. Number one didn't get my email because I
(10:51):
sure didn't get a reply.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Number two.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Is the matchmaking contest still happening? Or was that a
one time gimmick?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Gimmicks? No gimmicks, I'm just now I'm mad. What's her name? Sandra, Shandra?
I'm coming for you. We don't do gimmicks.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I'm just a mama out here trying to help her
son find a little love. Don't leave me hanging oak
forward to hearing you.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
So Schandra, Yes, Sandra Shandra. First of all, Number one,
don't come for us, Shando for me. And that's I
come for you.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
And you haven't checked your email because I went in
and I searched your email because and I found the
email at least receats receipts receipts receipts. This email was
sent to you on April sixteenth.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Read your email.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I'm going to read it.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
No, I'm telling her to read her receipts receipts, receipt receipts.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yes, so I'm going to tell you what it says, Hey, Sandra.
The subject line is thank you for participating in the
reasonably Shady matchmaking experience. The body of the email reads,
Hey Shandra, thank you so much for sending a submission
for your son Damien. We absolutely love reading your submission.
His energy, his values, and his vibe truly stood out.
(12:06):
After carefully reviewing all current submissions, we haven't found the
perfect match for him this round, okay, And while that
might feel a little disappointing, the right person just wasn't
in this.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Mix, damn.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
We appreciate Damien being part of the reasonably Shady matchmaking
experience and sending love your way, Love, Robin Angezel. Okay,
this is April sixteenth, Chandra.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Check your email, and you don't really want to find
love for your son because you would have read that
that was very specific. That was a very good letter
that I did not write. My name is signed on
the bottom. It is this excellent letter. So you really
didn't want to find love for your son, otherwise you
would have known the competition was over and we couldn't
find love for him unless he wants to date me.
(12:49):
And you don't want that. You don't want that, Okay,
So we're done with this.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yes, so I want to Okay, anyone listen out here.
So we did have we didn't get as many applicants, like,
we didn't get the right mix.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yes, we didn't get the good We got a lot
of women. We didn't get a lot of guys right,
and and then you know, because we had, like if
we got a lot of guys gay guys to match,
but and I don't have enough straight guys.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I need to do research. I need to dig a
little deeper and find out why we didn't find a
match for Damien. And I'm sorry for that. But for
whatever reason, we did not, And I hope you trust
us with that opinion. But we did message you and
tell you that, so I'm sorry. But for anyone else
that we did match, I wonder, like, did y'all did
y'all got.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
On a date because we're we said we'd marry you.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Right, did y'all follow up on this? Because I know
some people we matched and y'all like never reached out
to each other. We're like, yes, you know, okay, we
found your match, would you like us to connect you?
And then y'all was like, oh no.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
So y'all weren't serious. Y'all thought this was a gimmick.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Right exactly. But so if there is anyone who actually
communicated with their match, with the match that we made, like.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Let us know, definite, let us know, And if you're
about to get married, like let us know, because I
need to put it on like I'm very busy. I
need to put it on my calendar. Yes, because I
will be there. Do I have to take the class
to be an efficient?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I think?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
So we have to do something to be something. We'll
do that. Yes, okay, I think we're out here alrighty
then okay, all right, that's our mail bank Bane
Hosts And Creators
Robyn Dixon
Gizelle Bryant
Popular Podcasts
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
Ruthie's Table 4
For more than 30 years The River Cafe in London, has been the home-from-home of artists, architects, designers, actors, collectors, writers, activists, and politicians. Michael Caine, Glenn Close, JJ Abrams, Steve McQueen, Victoria and David Beckham, and Lily Allen, are just some of the people who love to call The River Cafe home. On River Cafe Table 4, Rogers sits down with her customers—who have become friends—to talk about food memories. Table 4 explores how food impacts every aspect of our lives. “Foods is politics, food is cultural, food is how you express love, food is about your heritage, it defines who you and who you want to be,” says Rogers. Each week, Rogers invites her guest to reminisce about family suppers and first dates, what they cook, how they eat when performing, the restaurants they choose, and what food they seek when they need comfort. And to punctuate each episode of Table 4, guests such as Ralph Fiennes, Emily Blunt, and Alfonso Cuarón, read their favourite recipe from one of the best-selling River Cafe cookbooks. Table 4 itself, is situated near The River Cafe’s open kitchen, close to the bright pink wood-fired oven and next to the glossy yellow pass, where Ruthie oversees the restaurant. You are invited to take a seat at this intimate table and join the conversation. For more information, recipes, and ingredients, go to https://shoptherivercafe.co.uk/ Web: https://rivercafe.co.uk/ Instagram: www.instagram.com/therivercafelondon/ Facebook: https://en-gb.facebook.com/therivercafelondon/ For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iheartradio app, apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com
The Joe Rogan Experience
The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.