December 16, 2024 - Rick & Bubba Show

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Ringing mother, freaking bull past the grave. It leaves drinking
buller faking bub.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh, it brings me to my kneesing bullerking bull against
don in.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
The Rick Burgess Show is coming. Don't miss the debut
right here on January sixth, twenty twenty five. Details at
Rick Burgessshow dot com.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Six minutes after the hour. Welcome to the Coachs Pest
Control Best of Ricking Bubba Show. I'm Greg. I'm hosting today.
I'll do today, Tomorrow, Wednesday studio come in and finish
the week out. But we got three weeks work of
some of the best bits from the past thirty one
years of.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
The Rick and Bubba Show, and we're going to have
a great time. We're going to enjoy the holidays.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
I'm gonna try to dig deep and maybe trying some
bits that I haven't played in a while. I'll do
my best if it's available. Got one here that I
dug out. If you remember the Good Time Gang, that
was me and Helms and Speedy. We did the kickoff
hour when we did a lot of things together. Well,
we went on a team building excursion one time. I
don't know why we thought that was good idea. We
went to the movies check it out on the best

(01:27):
of Rick and Boba. The Good Time Gang is going
to see Revenue today as a little team building.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
I finally got.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
This answer because I was like, you, Greg, I was
concerned when I saw the R rating. I'm like when
I saw the content of me, like, now, why would
this be an R? And I thought it must be
the violence, and you you just hit it on the nose.
If you don't watch Hollywood, will will will give an
R to violence more than they will the graphic sexual. Yes,

(01:55):
I mean they'll they'll give all that a pass. But
if something's violent, then they really have They really ring
of course, if you're mean to an animal. So boy, Yeah,
this guy says that the R rating comes from He says,
start slow, finishes very strong, so don't give up on it.
So it is gonna start slow. It is worth the money,
he says. He says, it is really graphic. You will

(02:19):
see the people die. I mean every detail of Okay,
I'm not fired up about that, but well, think about
saving private rhyme when they come on the beach. Lay,
Yeah that's lay. But it had a redeeming message, you know.
I so we'll we'll see about now. There's a lot
of people on the phone right now, and and one
of these things, and one of the members of the

(02:39):
audience today, part of the birthday party that is here,
told us about this we're talking about it never fails
if a movie is this long, you know, especially as
we all get a little older. We got to go
to the bathroom at some time here. Or if you're
like my wife and you have a bladder the size
of a thimble, Okay, so.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'mna act like I'm going hunting and starting to pull
back on my drinking.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
You're gonna pining a bottle right and then and then
so you start trying to time like for me what
I always look forward, So this movie you might won't
have that. If I see they're trying to develop a relationship.
They want me to know, these two people are starting
to like each other. That's when I go to the bathroom,
because I said they're gonna get. You know, they're gonna
walk and get. It's gonna rain on them here at
some point could almost write it, Yeah, I know what

(03:18):
they're gonna do here. Okay, I got it, They're gonna
like each other. I'm going in the bathroom during the
time you're trying to show it why they're gonna like
each other okay, or you know, hey this this guy
can't be trusted or whatever. So but now, uh, this
movie may not have that kind of stuff. But chan
is it? Cheney? Cheney and Birmingham and also a listener
in the in the Golden Ticket s he's told us
about this. There's a there's an app that tells you

(03:40):
when to go to the bathroom. Cheney? All right, so
so how how how are she showing it to us?

Speaker 6 (03:47):
Right? None?

Speaker 5 (03:47):
What's your name?

Speaker 7 (03:48):
Penny?

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Hey, Penny, Hey, Penny, how you doing? Standing?

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Sister? Is that standing? Sister? So?

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Penny, Penny and Cheney Cheney? What's the what's the criteria?

Speaker 8 (03:57):
Why?

Speaker 9 (03:57):
What?

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Why did they deem it's a time to go to
the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Oh he's lost him, he's gone. Chane's gone. At least
we have we have heard. So Penny, what what?

Speaker 4 (04:06):
What?

Speaker 5 (04:07):
What's the what's their criteria?

Speaker 10 (04:09):
I use it every time I go. It's great, especially
when you have kids. But you start, you press, you know,
play or whatever. Start when the logo comes on like
Universal or whatever it is, and it starts a timer
and it tells you at forty two minutes you can
go to the bathroom. You have two minutes in whatever,
twenty seconds, and then it gives you a summary of
what's happening in the.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Movie while you're while you're running to Peeka. So there's
really no criteria. It just says, don't worry, we'll update
you on what's happening.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Right.

Speaker 10 (04:35):
It just picks the most basically the most boring time.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yeah movie. And I bet it went crazy during the
moving cash away. I bet you kept saying go ahead
and you're fine, and said if you have diarrhea, you're good.

Speaker 11 (04:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Right, Yeah, this is a movie if you got to
trot a lot of downtime here, don still talking to
the volleyball, Go again, stay in the stall, you're good. Yeah.
How does the floating floating? How does the app since
that you've gone?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Do you have to hit something saying, hey, I've gone,
I've gone to the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
How does it know to give you just keep running? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Does it since you're hey, he's she's moving or something?

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Do you have to type in number one or number two?

Speaker 10 (05:18):
I don't, I don't haven't been to a movie in
a while.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
What good thing. You got that app?

Speaker 11 (05:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yeah, floating in case you wait a minute, do you
have that on dere in our show?

Speaker 5 (05:30):
Adler's back. Go to the bathroom. So I got you focused? Okay,
thank you, thank you very much. Run P is the app?
That's what I like that. Go to the bathroom. The
most important question? Is it free? Okay? I'm in all right,
let's go to Tyler. Tyler?

Speaker 4 (05:51):
How have you seen this movie already?

Speaker 12 (05:54):
I saw it last night in Trustful the seven o'clock showing.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Easy Now tread lightly, friend, you don't ruin. We just
need general things. Is it a good movie in your opinion?
Is it slow and feels long? That kind of stuff?

Speaker 13 (06:08):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (06:08):
Well, first of all, Rick, I saw a trailer for
Pride and Prejudice, but it's with zombies.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Serious, boy, you're not kidding.

Speaker 12 (06:17):
Okay, go ahead, I'm absolutely serious.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
I'm so tired of zombies.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
When did we become obsessed with tom We came obsessed
with zombies and we voted for Obama two times in
a row.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
I think, yeah, go ahead, about.

Speaker 12 (06:30):
The first twelve minutes when you have people just getting
paid with arrows. I didn't think it's going as slowly
at all, but there's a there's a couple of moments
that that you wish you would pick up a little
bit of kindlight Castaway, but I would say it's as
bad as Castaway. But I thought the movie. I didn't
see any liberalism with it. You know. It wasn't a
let's take care of the trees and take care of
the animals. It's pretty action.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
Past so none of that. Nothing else.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Okay, you enjoyed the movie, Can I ask him that?

Speaker 5 (06:56):
Nope?

Speaker 12 (06:57):
Yeah, so actually I took my life to see it.
On the way home, shorted to stop and buy a hatchet,
so she kind of got into the little one.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
Not yet, Okay, that's good. We know if that's good
or not.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Hey, guys, look, let me ask you that looking at
you like the bear that's about to say.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Sometimes the guys say things and I say things and
they liked it's good.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Like that.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
My wife wanted to buy a hatchet. That's not good.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
That's not good.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Leap and and what about this guy? My wife don't
care how much I go hunting. Really, she encourages it.
She loves when I go hunting. Yeah, she can call
and book me if you hunt. She keeps saying, why
are you still sit around the house. Won't you go hunting?
She's great. I'm like, no, they ain't tricking these. She
wanted me to take up fission. Yeah, she says, what
are you doing the spring like a turkey hunt?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Go ahead, you know, she's great.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
I'm telling you gotta watch that kind of behavior. Yeah,
if there's no resistance, what's whatever in an encouragement to
continue to do it? Yeah, it's not you watch that.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
You better put those game cameras up at the house. Yeah,
you better.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Look around see if is in an unusual amount of
ups box. You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Those shoes are these? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah, Well, my wife loves it when I get out
of the house and stay gone for a long time. Really,
let's let's go to uh D and Laurel Mississippi. D
Go ahead, Hey D, what's your lastening? It's all right,
go ahead, monkey Grass and Greeneck.

Speaker 5 (08:17):
Got you, buddy, keep moving.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, the movie sucks.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
I'm sorry, guys, you got the opinion.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
We don't know what it'sdeed?

Speaker 12 (08:27):
Is this the original version, the original one that they
made it off of with so much better When was that?

Speaker 4 (08:33):
When was that in its seventies, who was in it?

Speaker 5 (08:38):
It was just it's one of those old movies. Where
there so you like to move from the seventies better? Absolutely? Okay,
Well I didn't see it. Well you like did you? Well?

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Gora's a good question. Did you like the what was
the movie? Football?

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Movies? Are the originals one hundreds? Okay? Then yeah, good point.
But I didn't see the first one, so it don't count.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
But I like the newer True Grit better than John Wayne.
I'm sorry I did. I liked it better.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
I agree the first Footloose is better. I could tell
about these boys. D is one of those who doesn't
like anything. Who I know a guy like that? You
and him doing something this week hanging over.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Ricking Bubba our upcoming events get get you know we
try to keep those updated. Is yes, as soon as

(09:43):
we know an event is done.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
I kind of knew you. I shouldn't have said anything.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yeah, and you had mentioned something in passing to me
yesterday when yeah, when uh, and I didn't really you know,
it didn't really I heard it. I wasn't surprised by it.
But if everyone will look at Rickingbubba dot com today
at upcoming events for January the twenty fourth, which, by
the way, that's right right at the end of deer season.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Well it's a Thursday, is it, Yeah, which is not
a normal.

Speaker 11 (10:12):
Uh the.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Can I just read you the the headline here? Yeah,
Bill Bubba Bussey will be honored at the Night of Champions.
You go, okay, Well, but that's good. Good for him,
he is a champion. He will be honored for his
excellence in tennis this past year, along with several other
Birmingham area tennis and golf players. So this is just
strictly tennis and golf because it's country club.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
I believe that is correct.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
He will be honored for his excellence in tennis this
past year. It was a good year, Rick, it was
a good year. Now is are your partners going to
be honored?

Speaker 5 (10:47):
I don't think so in this particular case.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Well wait a minute, how can you play doubles in
this is This is for people who are promoters of
that of that group there, I think, Oh, I think
that's what of that country club.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
Yeah, I'm not really familiar with it. I don't I
don't know the exact details. I just was called and
and uh, you know, it was very honored and said,
you know, we'd love to take part in it.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
I mean, if I'm allan head, I'm not worse.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Well he he will get he will get plenty of mentions.
And so you know you, Charles Allen, you're you're you're.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Once again the term the face of the face of
tennis in the Southeastern United States is sitting right over there,
I know, and.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
He laughs about it and gets mad at us when
we say, but it's true. We need you to read
it more time slow.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
We did have one failure in this Rick and I
hate to bring that up. The Davis Cup went to Jacksonville, Florida.
We thought we were going to get it back.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
So but this is all round excellent promoter. Is this
is this is this championships on.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
The Yeah, it's probably uh, you know for the team
that I was a captain of went to the national
tournament and y'all lived through a lot of that and
uh raising my outstanding young women. Yeah that and uh
and Alan and I did end up it's the top
ranked three five men's team in the state at the
end of the year, which was quite an honor.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
So well, and don't forget too, when he raised money
for the less fortunate tennis players to try to help
them pay them their expenses.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
From coach in the first class on commercial to private.
Some of this can get kind of expensive when it
keeps going on. You know, so you're time. We don't
have to worry about it. You put out early, you're
out to take a guess, nobody hurt? Now are you
going to have to have a speech? Have you got
it to go? I have, I have no idea. I'm
not that far down the line. You know, we're very

(12:38):
honored that we would be included in that group we have.
We it's just you. Well we I say, we shows
me who the driving in the parking? I say, we
as in the other people being honored that okay, Well,
so are you a member at the country club? Yes?
You talking about the ones that will stand in your

(12:58):
shadow that night? Well, we'll see, we'll see. We're just
glad to be involved in it. Who's we you know anything?
Who is all the other honor? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (13:08):
The other honor?

Speaker 5 (13:09):
Not who all is being honored beside you? I'm not
familiar with all of them. There's a there's two other
teams that did very well, and uh, there's a young
I know there's a young lady who won like the
six A state championship from Hoover and uh and I'm
really I'm really not familiar with the golf the golf guys.

(13:29):
Let me that's enough right there and representing.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
So so when we go to tennis, we will put
up a high school six A state champion and Bubba.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
Well stroll out on that stage. I think there's two others.
There's two other teams. Isn't that did very well this
year too.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
So congratulations Bob Well.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
We're happy to happy to just be included in that.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Group, right and we'll will allen at least have a
table we get to come to you, you know, he
will you send him a picture of you get in
the war, he texted he should be No.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
You have to give a speech or anything.

Speaker 14 (14:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
I don't know how it works. Hope they give me
about thirty minutes.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Now. Normally when I say this normally, I mean normally
in the beginning. These these banquet type things where we
honor people of the community usually are to raise money
for something and could it be more or less fortunate
tennis players or you know some.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
Of those at the country you know, they don't. They don't,
they don't have a new care. I hate to appear
ignorant on this, but at this point I have no
idea because it's all news to me. I may findle
it back to the debutantes of Mobile, y'all. You know
you remember benefit from that my friend.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Willie Ralph. Well, it was funny because and then this,
this may not be that. By the way, this may
not be because you're you're excellence and tennis is well documented.
But but I remember one time, and I'm going to
be very gray on this because everybody will pull me
to try to make it not grow right where I
was told that I was going to be recognized for
something to do with the community and and all this,

(15:16):
and all of a sudden you kind of like, wow, man,
you get kind of excited. And then all of a
sudden they send me the my table and would I
get people to sit at it for a certain price
to be there for me to be right? And I
start thinking, Okay, I see this now, you know, I mean,
I know, look, I appreciate it very much, but I
think I see where this is going.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
And because you know, I mean, you're honored and we
need you to sponsor the table for two thousand dollars.
We're going to honor you.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
And if you could fill up this fifteen hundred dollars
table for the charity that's honoring you. Uh the uh
but that that's but that's smart. That's been smart on
their part.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
And it's I do think you need to buy Alan
a dinner plate or something, you know, a seat, can you.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
Get it to go plate? Maybe a talented tennis playing
bus drivers? I know of how many? How many? How
many doubles and this last year?

Speaker 4 (16:03):
How many doubles partners would you need to be at
your table that have helped you get to all the
champions you know? Well, I mean there's Allanhead.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Well, you have kind of regular partners and then you
have people that you play with. It may not be
your regular partner, so you know, it all depends.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Let's just go tournament champions championships. That's all Alan Head.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
Do you have different that would be pretty much Allen Head? Yes,
one one tournament with uh with with another guy, Trevor,
Trevor Lobdell.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Well, let's at least mention his name.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Yeah, what about happened last year? What about that was
two years. What about mixed doubles. Uh, you know we've
we've had uh, we didn't have a just an excellent
mixed doubles year this year, last, the year before that
is just for this years, this past right, and you're
saying that didn't contribute to this, Well, it's probably overall tennis.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
I don't know. Let me let me read it for
beata gain.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Maybe I need to get a list of these parts.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
That night, Bill Busy will be honored for his excellences
jacket tennis this pasture, and Alan Head will actually drive
the bus.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
To Yeah, well surely you'll bte him and asked the
comedy the comedy of that is really how good Alan
is and how you know I'm kind of just filling
the role, you know, but he could make. I think
it's a talent getting a good partner, you know what
I'm saying. Talent The about that all. Yeah, riding coattails

(17:39):
is not the easiest thing you get slung off. Baba
has shown a brilliance to pick the right part. You
just got to hang in there. And if you don't
know what we're talking about, I will point to the sign. Right,
That's what I was saying.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Well, but it goes back to this. It's the comedy. Well,
I mean, Alan Head, Alan Head. Maybe you look at
one game, you go, Alan, that's why it's doubles. The
other game, you go. I don't come to one without
Bubba All.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Alan's very talented. He appears to win with anybody he's
give it. Well, you know, maybe so, But but now,
why would I pick a partner that that couldn't win?

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Does he have a partner mas just does he have
another partner who will be honored for his excellence?

Speaker 5 (18:16):
No? Probably very very worthy of it. It says excellence
I'm looking at I don't I don't know.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
How did I get a ticket to this?

Speaker 5 (18:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
I would I want to do that and get Obama
market and watch him wrestle. I want those two things,
two things. I wish they were in the same night.

Speaker 11 (18:31):
I know, Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Thirty five minutes after the hour, Cook's Past Control Best
of Rick and Bubba Show.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
I'm Greg, I'm your host today. Speedy will be in
Thursday Friday, and we'll work through the next three weeks
living to some of the best moments from the last.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Thirty one years of the Rick and Bubba Show. We
had some people drop by the studio in the past
couple of weeks. One of them, you know, some had
many interns, and we had Charles and charge. He sat
down and he basically told us that this show is
the reason that he met his wife and now has
a family, because we trained him on how to ask
somebody out for a date.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
Check this bit out on the best of Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Charles in charge, our you intern, he just has no
dates for this weekends. That he has never had a
Valentine date. I mean he's not I don't consider to
be like an unattractive. I mean I don't know what
women are looking for. I know they're not as shallow
as men. So I think that's what gives us all hope.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
I would think he's in the game at level. I
think Charles got it going on. I'll take him out.
All right, Charles, here's what we want to do. We're
gonna make a lot of funny voices and may be
the problem Bob.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
All right, Brody, let's let's tell him come come over
here and get this my here and all right, let's
let's let's let's work here. All Castro Panda is going
to play the actress who is volunteer to be the
receiver because she's already and I think you should give
him a real female perspective on this, which frankly we
don't have. But we are seasoned and happily married, so

(20:35):
we do have some idea of what works and what
doesn't work. So uh, let's, first of all, without us
even helping you, ask Cassero Panda out for Valentine's weekend.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
Then then we'll correct from there. Okay, well, don't you
agree bout it? First time? He just goes on his own.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Give please give Panda the There is a fine line
between honesty and crewe. Oh okay, so be honest, but
you don't have to pay crew. But I'm just saying,
you know what I want you to be. I want
her to be helpful. If she's been giving charity to
something that's not.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
Gonna work, don't be honest. We're here to make it's obvious.
Go ahead, we need to be we need to make correct.
Here we go, I say, be crid because they will
be go ahead, go along, going along. What's my motivation?

Speaker 4 (21:16):
Your motivation is you want a date for Valentine's weekend.
Here's a young lady that is available.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
And begin look into her big brown eyes. That's motivation,
and begin, Hey you doing.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
No no, no.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Voice. Take two. That's not my voice, that's my voice
of gourse. You you do voices really well, but when
you're trying to get a date, my only voices out. Okay,
take good device. So what are you doing Saturday night?

Speaker 7 (21:49):
I'm not sure. I might just go out with some girlfriends.
I don't really have plans yet. Oh what are you doing?

Speaker 5 (21:59):
Well? I was thinking about asking you if you want
to go do something Saturday night.

Speaker 7 (22:04):
You know, I'll think about it. That might be nice.
I don't really know what I'm gonna do yet.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
Okay, I'm open. It's all right. We see we got
what we got here. Let me I threw Charles, Charles.
Here's the thing you've got. You've got to be on
a mission than you. You got to be clear. You

(22:29):
got to have a plan. You look like you were.
You went into Walmart and you didn't know what you
wanted to buy. Wow, the lots are not in here.
What you Oh, you just happened to wander up. I
mean you got to have a plan and for you
and Rick, you may want to. You may have a
different feel on this. I think probably for Charles on

(22:52):
the initial ask, the less he talks, the better yes,
because I think he's like a guy playing with a
loaded gun and he's not. Lady, you handn't been to
the firing range and that's why we're here. And so Charles, I,
that would be what I would analyze that. And the
way I think you ought to approach this is you
might just say, hey, Pandam, what's going on? Have you ever?

(23:16):
Have you ever eaten at Shoelas Steakhouse? I hear it
is great. I went there once, but I'd really like
to go back. Do you want to go eat Saturday night?
I would keep it, really and I wouldn't declare I'm open.
Don't declare you don't have a date. Don't declare that
you're panicked in her mind. You want to plant this
seed that you're going to Shoeless to eat and you're

(23:38):
gonna have a nice meal. And if she doesn't say yes,
you're gonna ask somebody else.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Right, Okay, See, I think you don't have to say
Bubba's telling you your your plan had too many holes
in it? Right, you already have the nice plan, and
all you're trying to do is insert her in that
in the in the in the space going to have fun.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
Does she want to be? In fact, it's worthy of it.
She pitched it to you when she's so, what are
you doing? You're right, ran with you're right, and here
we go. Actually, how's it going? Pan?

Speaker 7 (24:07):
Oh pretty good?

Speaker 15 (24:08):
Charles?

Speaker 5 (24:08):
How are you pretty good? Have you eaten a Chela steakhouse?

Speaker 7 (24:12):
You know I haven't.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
You don't go on Saturday night? And you think you
want to go up there and eat with me?

Speaker 10 (24:16):
Well, actually, Charles, I don't really like steak.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
We know they don't just sell steak. Oh they have
a stop.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Stop stop stop, let's just you're discussing mistake lean one
for the second time. No, no, listen, listen. Here's where
he made the mistake. We never say you want to
eat with me?

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Okay, okay, we don't. We don't say that, Charles. Her
answer started to get hungry.

Speaker 13 (24:43):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
If her answer is I don't like steak, you're out. No, no,
she's divert no, no, Charles. What you should have said is,
have you ever have you ever been to shoels? And
when she said no, I haven't said we do have
to go? Yeah, I'm planning on going Saturday night.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
Would you like to go with me?

Speaker 4 (24:58):
And we'll just go and I like to talk, maybe
get to know each other a little bit better, and
how about this, just enjoy a great atmosphere. And if
she does come back with a steak, don't say we
just go eat with me when she can, because it
ain't about going to eat, It's about getting to spend
some time together. And she comes back with I don't
like steak. Go you know what I've heard. Their seafood
is outstanding. They got some, they got some, they got
great other options. I think it'd just be a great

(25:20):
place for us to get to know each other. And
I just love going there. I'd love you to go
with Rick.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
That may be too worthy for him. There's a lot
of pitfalls, that's right, I'm picturing it at some point, ya,
I agree with what you're saying. I think he should say,
do you want to go? And if she comes back
with a steak thing, say they have great seafood too,
or to heck with that, let's go eat ice cream?

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Right?

Speaker 5 (25:39):
You know, we got to remove the phrase I want
you to go eat with Yeah. Yeah, I would take
the just say would you like to go? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
The only thing I would suggest if he gets like,
you know, sweaty palms and extremely and.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
Listen to this guy say he's got four super Bowl rings.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Uh, he might want to start the first time, just
to kind of act him to an area he don't
want to go.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
I know, yeah, he might.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Want to start off because it seems like to me
he gets real nervous and he doesn't quite know how
to approach when it's a one on one, you know, single, Hey,
here we go by ourselves. Possibly he could say, hey,
me and so and so and so and so maybe
a guy and a female.

Speaker 15 (26:21):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
They had asked, if I wanted to go eat and
hang out Saturday night, would you want to go with us?
It's it's gonna be a couple of us and we
can go hang out or whatever, and maybe around a
group he would feel more comfortable and they could get
to know each other without having the pressure of going,
oh gosh, it's me and her and that you like
that female perspective.

Speaker 7 (26:37):
Because it's Valentine's Day.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
There's a lot of pressure on a first day. Yes,
I'm just saying you got to make sure she doesn't
think the other guy is available. You don't, No, it
would be his girlfriend. Get there, Charles.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
That's when you say yourself, Charles, Charles, you say yourself
in the asking of the day.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
You get to a place to sell yourself. Well play, Charles.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Let me ask you if you don't say, I hope
he doesn't say yes to this, Charles, Do you have
do you? I'm just being Do you find that a
lot of girls come to you for advice but they
never want to date you?

Speaker 5 (27:10):
Yes, yep, that friend who's been casting the friend role
so many times? Oh, I like Charles.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
He's so he's so sweet. If you heard him do
his gopher voice, he's so funny, Charles.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Oh yeah, no gopher voice. On the first date and.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
Third date, here we go exactly and and take and
take for take forward, Take four.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
Hey Panda, how's it going?

Speaker 7 (27:35):
Hey Charles, I'm drink that's good?

Speaker 5 (27:37):
Heye. I'm going out to Shola Steakhouse on Saturday night
with a couple of friends. Would you like to go?
I don't know who else coming. I got my friend
Keith and his girlfriend Mary Beth.

Speaker 16 (27:49):
That might be fun.

Speaker 7 (27:50):
I've never been to Shila's.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
That's a great place. Okay, good atmosphere and everything. Oh
here you goes, stop talking? Yeah any good sale. You
got to know when to call it because you just
got you just got that sounds like fun, which is
a yes. You don't technically have to hear yet. I
want you to go. I'd love for you to be there, okay,
you know, Charles in charge?

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Uh wait, we're going to put you to the test
right here, all right, they're going to do a phone call.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
You have somebody in mind?

Speaker 15 (28:17):
Ye?

Speaker 5 (28:17):
I do?

Speaker 17 (28:17):
I do?

Speaker 5 (28:18):
I do? Okay, let's see what we got here. Just relaxed.
Hey Barnesy, Hey, Bubba here, you're live on the air. Hi,
just f y I Hi? Okay, how are you today? Good?
Somebody here will talk to you. Okay, Hey Barnes, Hey,
Hey this Chase. How's it going? Or Charles in Charge? Hey, Hey,
I'm going doing pretty good. Hey what are you doing

(28:41):
Saturday night?

Speaker 15 (28:43):
I don't think I'm doing anything.

Speaker 16 (28:45):
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (28:46):
Well, me and a couple of my friends are going
to shool the Steakhouse, and I don't know if you
want to join me?

Speaker 12 (28:50):
Oh yeah, yeah, what time?

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Sounds good? She said? What time. Oh he's freaking out,
hold it ticket seven o'clock.

Speaker 18 (29:04):
Okay, just if you will just email me or call
me or something and give me all the details and
that that sounds good?

Speaker 5 (29:10):
All right, sounds good? OKAYR just gonna stop there. Yeah. Yeah,
it's like a hand bars. Thanks Barns, thank you. Good
talk to you.

Speaker 18 (29:20):
Okay, can I speak the Greg please?

Speaker 5 (29:24):
He's married? He got a yes, no, Charles.

Speaker 11 (29:43):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
And Native Van Adler show part of his responsibility and
here he is, Hello Adler?

Speaker 5 (30:13):
What's up? Gentle man?

Speaker 11 (30:15):
Is this up?

Speaker 5 (30:16):
Is this an update on Brazilian jiu jitsu?

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Because yes, I've seen you come into my office and
ask uh for various for relief factor because of your pain.
I've heard you talk about a pinch nerve all right.
I've heard you ask for a lacrosse ball in a
sock to get the pressure points.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
This was after one week? Yeah, okay, how long? How
long have you been at this? For almost three weeks?
But the injury started after week one? Well, so you
took this week off, right?

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Rick?

Speaker 5 (30:47):
I would walk down the hall.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
And I'd see his feet like in the production room,
and he's laying there on that lacrosse ball, Rubb.

Speaker 8 (30:52):
I mean he has been all right, So all right,
I've been do I've been working through a few I'm
not I'm not hurt, I'm injured or no, I'm not injured,
I'm hurt or one of it anyways hurts the bad one,
hurts the bat or injures the bad one injures the
bad one.

Speaker 11 (31:07):
That's right.

Speaker 8 (31:07):
Okay, Well I think I'm in between. I think I'm
in between hurt and injured. That's what I'm trying to say.
And I'm just I'm just trying not to injure myself
because I'm a little bit hurt.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
So you have kind of a frownie face, not a
happy face. Yeah, right on the little scale. You're not
completely through the frame, but you're about seven.

Speaker 8 (31:23):
So yesterday I finally I finally got this place, the farm,
to check me out. What the farm it's it's an
acronym functional athletic rehabilitation and movement.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
Does it smell like Caldom?

Speaker 5 (31:39):
When you smells like.

Speaker 8 (31:40):
A barn in there, it's like it's it's down to eighty.
It's near Bubba's place. Uh, They've got a good set
up there and and they they showed me some stuff.
So I was feeling pretty good yesterday and I went
to jiu jitsu last night, and y'all.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
I think, look at these bruises. Look at these bruises
on my Can you see what's going on?

Speaker 8 (31:57):
That's that suction cup. Okay, y'all that you got the cupping.
I got cupping done at this farm. But I was hoping, y'all, careful,
be careful where they do that.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
But you got to be on the rest. You're right.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
I think they got out fairness. Let's just he's really
trying to give a warning because you know, George H. W. Bush,
but all kinds of traill.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
But that's true, that's true, all right. So that was
just a joke. I've had.

Speaker 8 (32:22):
I've had some spine issues for a long time. I've
had spine issues for a long time. I got trapped
on my my apartment floor like five years ago because
my back was spats.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Mean, I couldn't get up. I was like a person
from a life alert commercial. And so I started doing great.
My back was spat. You know. One time I had
to sit up off of the toilet back here because
I'm sitting on the toilet.

Speaker 8 (32:40):
My back goes bam bam, and I'm like, oh my gosh,
I'm standing in the corner with my pants at my ankles, groaning.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
I started doing yoga and that's helped a lot. That
has helped a lot. Experience had that, and so that's
been great. Do you realize when he didn't locked the
door at time?

Speaker 1 (32:58):
And I.

Speaker 8 (33:00):
Under some mad I know, I don't think you walked
in on me A couple of times. I guess we
don't knock around. We're not knock locked the door.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Okay, and what I was? You got me one time
you hit the door with so much force it knocks
the handle, knocks the button back out. I've never come
to a locked door. Yeah you have, well hit it
hard enough, right, Well, this one not since Jesus.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Okay, this one, this one though, doesn't lock it. Okay,
he doesn't locked.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
I usually lock it. I usually like seeing you. No, Greg,
I don't weird seeing me. I'm not one of those
weird I went in. I went in therecross the weirdo bag,
and it looked like that. It looks like back to
the story, Okay, back to the.

Speaker 8 (33:53):
I didn't actually injure myself in jiu jitsu with Okay,
I didn't actually injure myself in jiu jitsu.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
That was the cupping bruises. I was when you all
would freak out.

Speaker 8 (34:03):
And let me say, all this, all this stuff is
because of my bad posture while I live life not
I just agitated it already had it before jiu jitsu.
I just added agitated your posture jiu jitsu your posture needs.
So that's why I'm going to the farm and I'm
still doing jiu jitsu. Okay, everybody, I just have to
work on my posture while I'm doing.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
You're still gonna roll. I'm still gonna roll. I'll be
back at it with your gee on Tuesday with my ge.
I'll be back in it on Tuesday where the farm.
We're just funny stuff today, jokes around the house in
front of air.

Speaker 8 (34:41):
I put it on my homeway on my way out
the door, and she says, oh, you look so cute,
and that's very masculating.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
I don't care for that very much. But now we're
just talking about real personal stuff, guys. So she never
says tough, she just says cute. It doesn't make a
husband cute. It's not cute and trying to be a warrior,
and she's like, oh, you look safe. Cute. He was
so cute she took his picture with the dog thing

(35:07):
that's got the biscuits in it to shoot them out
in the room.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Looks a little too big because so sure it is
all right.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
My husband puts his ge on. It seems so cute,
all right.

Speaker 8 (35:17):
So that's not a good feeling. But I am a
warrior once I get with this. Within the walls of
Blind Heart Academy, I've only been tapped out by blue
belts and purple belts and black belts.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
No white belt has tapped me out in that place.
So let me just say their children dudes, Yeah, they're
twelve years old and one of them has a limp.

Speaker 8 (35:37):
An adult class, everybody that's listening, and want everybody this
is listening to know this.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
Is an adult class.

Speaker 8 (35:42):
And these are like, this is spry, like twenty five
year old dudes, like way younger than me and way
better shape than me. And I'm I'm I'm just so
brute strength. I'm so much brute strength. They can't tap
me out unless.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
They're really really good.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Has that voice changed over? And some of these dudes,
and the way you dominated year old had a shot
on his eye and she never had a champ. She
almost got you one time. Okay, all right, so that's
the truth, all right, white belts.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
It's cute. Some of these white belts have been going for,
you know, a year or so. I'm four I'm I'm
four classes in guys, okay, adding her serious question, when
do you move?

Speaker 2 (36:23):
What?

Speaker 5 (36:23):
What's what's the next belt for you?

Speaker 15 (36:25):
What? Ma?

Speaker 5 (36:27):
And then you get like something funny about magenta ray
he's like saying it.

Speaker 8 (36:36):
So they get stripes on your belts, like you get
like you're like a one stripe white belt, a two
stripes and then eventually you'll get up to a blue belt.

Speaker 5 (36:44):
Greg, what color? What color are the stripes? And I'm
gonna make you black and blue? What color are the
stripes on your white belt? Black? They put a little
black striped. I don't many stripes. I'm a zero stripe
white belt.

Speaker 8 (36:56):
I'm the lowest level you could possibly be, and I'm
still hanging in there with people that have in there
for a year. Let's just acknowledge I'm tough, okay, and cute,
but also tough, but also tough. So I'm at the
farm yesterday, which.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
I thought was physical cow.

Speaker 8 (37:16):
I thought it was physical therapy and so like, I'm
doing physical therapy and stuff like that, and then she
puts the cups on me.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Or you should have turned in reports this physical therapy.
They put a bunch.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
I've seen them, like people have them all the way
down their back to check it out. Dude, Wow, stretching color.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
But it's it's it's like that stretching. I'll tell you.
One thing that's not cute is those marks on right.
That's pretty cool. Right, I'm like, I'm looking like Phelps.
It's like a hic. Yeah, it looks like a cow
gave you a hic. David Phelps. You come in there
and go look. I mean Michael Felts. David Phelps, I
think is a gospel singer. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
Either that or you tried to get a leading part
in the Harvey Weinstein production.

Speaker 18 (37:52):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (37:53):
So I found out I finished. I found out I
don't breathe good at all. I need to breathe from
the diaphragm. And that's what this physical therapist.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
That's why you're all humped over.

Speaker 8 (38:02):
At one point, the physical therapist goes, how do you
how do you feel about chiropractice?

Speaker 5 (38:05):
I go not a fan and she's like.

Speaker 11 (38:29):
Breaking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Wreaking half ringing mother freaking Bubba past the grave.

Speaker 11 (38:43):
It please drinking Bubba, freaking bubble.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
It brings me to my knees and buthering.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
Bub Oh say, can you see.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
By the downs zly light?

Speaker 19 (39:02):
What's so pressly?

Speaker 5 (39:04):
We head.

Speaker 20 (39:08):
At the twin lights last cleaning?

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Whose broad stripe? See and bread stars.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
Through the pass fat.

Speaker 19 (39:26):
Or the raparts we watched.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
We're so gayle.

Speaker 10 (39:36):
Streaming and the rackckets ragar.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
The bombs bursting gay poofs through the night.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
That our flag was still the.

Speaker 19 (40:01):
Oh say does that star spainngle.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Ben way.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Or the lamb? The bird.

Speaker 18 (40:22):
And the uh the.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Bread The wheel of meat may be dead, but starting
January sixth, get ready to get straight cash on the

(40:49):
wheel of bundles, bits and bucks on the Rick British Show.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Hey, minutes after the hour, I hope you are enjoying
the cook's past control. Best of Rick and Bubba's Show.
Let's carry on with the next one. We got to
revisit a little bit of Richard Simmons update. Check it out,
Best Rick and Boba.

Speaker 5 (41:11):
Richard Simmons is back in the news again. Damn sorry,
I know that you're buy Why y'all?

Speaker 2 (41:16):
See what do you mention my name? If you just
did the story and didn't mention my name, I wouldn't
dread it.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
Live like you were dying, has Richard Simmons. And I'm
squeezing my country buns with Rick and thanks Buck speaking.
The only reason we're doing this is because he licked
you in the eye. See there you go here. He
would not have let your staff in the eye. We
would not be showing this is all y'all. You know
him better than we do, buddy boy do you? Thanks? Guys,

(41:44):
you're a lot closer, all right, So let's just keep
them going. Okay, Now, Rick, the headline says, I am
not transgender, says Richard Simmons, The reclusive fitness guru lays
down five reasons why he is a mail and an
explosive lawsuit against the National inquir.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
Now, Greg said the National Inquirer with an interesting strategy. Yeah,
now they're saying, well, how can you sue us? Calling
someone transgender? Doesn't it's not drug, it's not definition of
anyone's character. Are you saying that being called transgender is
somehow some kind of bad, bad thing, like we're calling
you something bad out there. Now, how have we defamed you?

Speaker 5 (42:25):
Rick? He's suing over the headline Richard Simmons, Now he's
a woman. The cover also read secret boob job and
castration surgery. Okay, this is this is this is Maybe
that's the part that this is a court document. I
can't change anything live like you were dying, and just

(42:48):
for its part of the filing, I can't change it.
Just for that real quick understand where we're at. Richard
Simmons is mad.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
It is telling you he's not transgender, but yet Bruce Jenner,
the gold medalist decathlete, is transgender. And this cage you're
keeping score. If we would have had a choice and
say pick the one that will one day be transgender.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
In nineteen eighty right, if someone say they come to you,
here's the guy was short short. There's two guys you
already know, Bruce Jenner and Richard Simmons. One of them
is going to be a woman at this point in
the future. And you had to guess. You go, well,
I got this, Oh this is this is? This is
an easy one. Cut my check. I'm ready. You know what,

(43:27):
rich Barrel? Come on.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Yeah, if somebody said, Rick, let it ride, I would go,
I'm going with Simmons. Put my chips over on Simmons.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
Yeah all you put it out like you were dying.
But I'm just saying, that's just just you know, just
for a second, let's just look at that. I's where
we're at it, I know, continue Sorry, you remember the
picture we saw it? It had him in a fur
looking uh parka type thing and black hair and he
had on lipstick and all that. You remember that? Oh yeah,

(44:00):
bub yeah, I do speedy does speedy?

Speaker 6 (44:02):
Does?

Speaker 18 (44:02):
There?

Speaker 5 (44:02):
It is again.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
I'm over here, listen, let me listen, look at me.
I want to tell you what Hams is trying to
right here. You're the rest of your life as long
as you're breathing. Okay, If somebody in this room and
this group brings up Richard Simmons, your name is always
going to be pulled into it. Because Richard Simmons said
in your lap and those workout shorts and licked your
eye and.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
So every sounds off. Yeah it does. You know why?
Because it happened. It is awful. So it's never going
to be discussed.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
On the show, not one time, not, But I was
trying to be accurate, and he didn't lick. He put
it he stuck it in in the eye. I mean
he didn't.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
So he's like he went kind of just gone with
like a lizard.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Hey, technically I can make this statement and it will
be vud very long time.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
Y'all exchanged bodily flosh. No, I wipe quick. I don't think.
I don't think. If you're just joining us again, this
is on me a link job.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
Not if you're just going that's not that's the sounds
did Richard Did Richard Simmons take his tongue and take
his tongue and go into your eyeball and back out? Well,
I closed what's just technically changed bodily fluids, so they
wasn't open when he did it.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
I closed it. So he's almost like having a clips burn.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Have you ever seen I ain't no glasses particul on
some of these animal documentaries. Have you ever seen a
lizard in slow motion like go, yes, that and that
tongue goes out. Yeah, the tongue goes out and it
gets like a bug or something with that bug was
my eye and slow motion on my peripheral. I saw,

(45:43):
I saw it open up if you're making it better,
and I closed it just in time. I went, now,
this this is the point wint, to Bubble's point, to
everybody's point. Why do you think this is better?

Speaker 4 (45:53):
When you say this?

Speaker 5 (45:54):
You you are the one that brought it up. I'm
just saying what I'm saying. You just need to say. Yes,
he's never learned down on the ball. Yeah, it's half
of I don't. I just want to say.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
I just want you to know he didn't start at
the nose and ended at my ear.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
Say that, but your alternative it's not batter it's not better.
Well is better. It's a clarification, but it's not better.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
What is what?

Speaker 15 (46:12):
Now?

Speaker 5 (46:13):
A blood is better than a not readily? Who are
you to count? They're both there, They're not that.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
If somebody said, right now, you know we were the
Coach's pole, we would have a Tiet number one. It
would be I mean, it would be Georgia Tech Colorado
all over again.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (46:30):
We just say coach champions, y'all are He didn't And
it was quick too. It's almost like, if you want
with undefeated. We think all played better teams and had
one loss. So we're gonna give it to both. We're
to both of them, and we're gonna try to forget
that fifth down.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
Yeah, don't forget that speedy, don't try to act like
it it's something normal we done.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
We hadn't even gone in depth with how about this
the reason it was bad when Richard Simmons got in
your lap?

Speaker 5 (46:55):
There's nothing good.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
It never was Goodact like he didn't pull his pants
down in front of you. Well that they weren't down,
They just weren't much pants there.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
I think it was the time he did behind me.
I think pants went up. Yeah, I'll give you that, though,
I'll give you it was all bad. I thought he was.

Speaker 12 (47:12):
He was.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
It was all there, and I thought I didn't know
what was like it happened.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
For if somebody said to me, okay speaking, it's what
you got to understand, and it's all behind us now camera.
If somebody said to me, two things are about to
have and pick one. Richard Simmons is gonna be in
shorty shorts. He's gonna crawl around the console, but he'll
never touch you, and he may run over here and
pull his pants down one time, but he's still away
from you, or he may sit in your lap and
take his tongue like a lizard and go after your eye.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
I'm gonna pick the other two. Yeah, close. He was
across the console, didn't he still? He crawled around up
there like an animal.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Well, and he's been with us in a couple of studios,
so it was the red velvet lounge.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
He crawled around on the on the console with the
shorty shorts, right, and would it bother him to have
air underworld?

Speaker 2 (47:57):
I know, well they had that built in underwear. But
apparently what guy, It.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Wasn't getting the job done. That's harm. It was not
getting the job done.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Hello, friend, we have a lot of cows are out, Yeah,
you know a lot about somebody, get the gates. Get
the gates, nobody, get that gate, get him in the
head and get said enough buddy, So so let's push away,

(48:27):
all right, Sir Richard Simmons is suing national choir who
was saying, well, wait a minute, ow, thanks for getting
back to the story.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
Rick, Thank you. What's thebody about being called that?

Speaker 1 (48:36):
So?

Speaker 12 (48:36):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (48:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (48:38):
Ricking bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Twenty one minutes past the hour Cook's Pest Control Best
to Rick and Bubba Show. You know, I'm kind of
randomly picking some of the topics that I haven't played before.
I've come across a little gym here. We all love
Adler and especially when he writes a song. This is
on this particular occasion we have World Vision, which you know,
sponsors children around the world. He has written a tribute

(49:18):
song to him and he performs it. Let's check it
out on the Best of Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
I like your World Vision shirt. I got it in
the box. That's a women's shirt. Your muscle shirt. No,
it's a muscle shirt. Did you get that from Kristen
before she got a women's shirt. It was in the box.
It's a T shirt. You're wearing a girl shirt.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
A shirts.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
It actually fits you good your body type. Other I
love it, man, You know what, Look at the sleeves.
It's a muscle shirt. Greg, look at it. I look
awesome in this.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
There you're wearing. You're wearing a chick shirt.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
Just just so you know that before you leave here
with that on.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Yeah, yeah, I mean.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
They didn't bring a youth large so I had to
grab whatever was a vailor. Right, I don't go out
where the Baker gangs having lunch today. I should have
brought Adler. Look over there, that that's kind of a
guy's sure. They didn't have a youth large in that style. Ye,
so you just got women. You know the way the
neck is showing your cleavage.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
For goodness, if I'd known you need a World Vision shirt,
I would have brought my twelve year old shirt.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
You could have wore it.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
Now you actually works for him because of his back.
It's perfect. I don't understand what is the cut. What
the cut is?

Speaker 4 (50:44):
The cut is a female couver and you were wearing
a female World Vision t shirt.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Accidents will happen, Okay, we all make mistakes. You wore
them skinny jeans, Oh terrible?

Speaker 4 (50:55):
All right, now tell me this last year you rocked
the world with the Adler song Dollar fifteen to Day.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Now what have you got for us this year?

Speaker 5 (51:03):
Remix?

Speaker 4 (51:05):
The remix? Okay, the remix?

Speaker 8 (51:07):
Yes, But my I broke my wrists because I was
skateboarding with my dog Kevin, not to be confused with
my World Vision child named Kevin, and I took the
first available one that just worked.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
I'm not making that up. Nobody from these countries is
named Kevin. First it was.

Speaker 8 (51:24):
And a sane year, Ethiopia, and then Mexico Kevin, and
I don't think that's right.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
Whatever you do, do not do not let Kevin pull
you on a skateboard.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
I think you accidentally sponsored a child from Cherokee count
I don't think from Mexico.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
From Mexico. Okay, alright, so this this you adler sponsors
three children. Actually I thought it was. It's actually this year.
I got to turn it to last year. I had one.
Every single year we do this because yeah, okay, goodness.

Speaker 8 (51:58):
So this year, in fact, Cohaba Dermatology has decided to
come alongside me to sponsor a child. And just to clarify,
not Cahaba Dermatology my fantasy football team. Uh, that's I'm
talking about Cobba Dermatic Defined Skin Health Center. You can
give them a call it two one four skin if
you want to uh or kid check them out cobaderm

(52:19):
dot com.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
Okay, record, Oh, also add a number. She went straight
through the website. Add a number. Aaron sponsored a child?
My girlfriend, your girlfriend she picked Yeah, she picked up
a child last night she decided to have a child.

Speaker 21 (52:30):
She figured.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
She don get she didn't decide to have a child sponsored.

Speaker 18 (52:38):
Gray.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
Let me see the song. You got me right, I gotcha.
Look out here we go. Okay, the plug won't go in.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
There it is there is ok you got me here
there it is all right.

Speaker 20 (52:49):
It's a dollar fifteen a day. You might be asking yourself,
why don't I have any friends. It's because you're a
bad person, So think about another person and sponsor a
child through World Vision. Go to rikamubba dot com for

(53:11):
more information. You love your comfy life living with your mom.
You're probably the kind of person that calls into Paul
fine bomb. You're thirty two years old with a part
time job. Because you're a bad person to think about
another person and sponsor a child through World Vision. You

(53:37):
go to the movies all alone, no one to text
on your government phone.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
You got no friends and you got no.

Speaker 20 (53:47):
Home because you're a bad person, So think about another
person and sponsor a child. You probably get your jolly
for making other people's children cry when their parents aren't looking.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
You pull them in the eye.

Speaker 16 (54:05):
That's not cool.

Speaker 20 (54:09):
Not one be you criticize people even though you know
what's wrong. You stick to your terrible opinions, and you.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
Like terrible songs. Is your had person.

Speaker 20 (54:23):
And you touch all the straws and all the toothpicks
most children think you get around by flying on a broomstick.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
You have really a bad breath, and you don't know
what personal space is. You're like a can of.

Speaker 6 (54:35):
Soda world as because you're a bad person, you think
about another person and sponsor a chiut through world visual.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Are you.

Speaker 20 (54:51):
Take forever to go when there's a green light, just go,
just go, just go. The light is green, Just drive,
just drive as you can see. Road rage is a
struggle in my life, kind of like your struggle with
being a bad person. I mean, seriously, think about all
the times you left that last piece of toilet paper
much much too small to get any business done without

(55:12):
thinking of the man you were abandoning alone in the
wild like Sandra Bullock hopelessly floating alone in space because
you're a bad And think about all the hours you've
spent with your bluetooth earpiece in your ear.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
I'm telling you you're a bad person. Your bluetooth makes
your head look like a blinking radio. Tower.

Speaker 20 (55:31):
Plus I comfantly think you're actually talking to me. Then
I look like a jackass donkey, So sponsor a child
through World Very. And plus, you don't have student loans
because you didn't go to college.

Speaker 8 (55:41):
Unless you did, then I'm sorry because Obama hates when
people worked to better themselves. Unless you got an art degree,
then your lack of income shouldn't surprise you.

Speaker 20 (55:48):
So stop being a bad person and sponsor a child
through World Vision. You never leave a penny, No, you
always take your parents. Now with me, there, it's all mistakes.
You'd walk up to a nun and tell her she's
really fine. You're probably the kind of guy that likes

(56:09):
to drink white wine. Come on, you probably have feathers
growing out of your toes and two lazy eyes, a tiny,
tiny butt and super skinny thighs.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
Not my style.

Speaker 22 (56:28):
You wouldn't take a league on some oni where we're
on fire. You're dominiotic and stupid and ugly and probably
a liar. Now I'm starting to sound like a bad
person because I'm kind of a bad person. That's why
I sponsored four kids.

Speaker 5 (56:44):
Through the world Bit. Yeah, it's Cobby Dermatology came alongside me. Okay,
you're claiming theirs, they're well it's me really, I'm just
saying that so I can give them a plug. Great,
while you gotta child through. Well, it's a dollar fifteen
a day.

Speaker 11 (57:04):
Very ricking bubba ricking bubba.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
Kelly Picklers our guess.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
You know, Kelly, you know now as far as this thing,
now that you know, people always send us things, ask
her about this, ask her about that, and we're doing
that today.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
Uh, this thing with Clint Eastwood, it's an older man crush.

Speaker 19 (58:00):
It's it's you know what, I didn't even really know
that he was older. That never, that never played into fact.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
I think Kelly's driving those demographic numbers because there's a
lot of older guys just became Kelly Pier.

Speaker 19 (58:14):
But I do have a lot of older people in
my like fan case. Of course that usually it is
like grandma and Grandpa's. I have more like older people
than I do. Not that Clint's the grandpa I don't
even know.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
Yes, yes he is, oh yeah, oh yes he thinks
high planes drift came out? Yea, what is your faceite?

Speaker 19 (58:36):
You just watched my friends Megan Hillary over here, We
just watched Grim Tarino last Night for like I've seen
it before.

Speaker 5 (58:46):
Of course, I have to ask you this. Have you
seen We're Eagles There? That's one of his greatest movies ever.

Speaker 7 (58:54):
I have it on the bus.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
You do have it.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
You need to watch that him and Richard Burton World
War Two. It's one of the first movies every.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
Yeah, Clint Eastwood in that movie is only like two
years older than you. Now, Oh no, I'm kidding.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
I don't know. He's very young in this.

Speaker 19 (59:11):
It was only how many Let me just tell you,
I'm not like a creepy stalker.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
What are you laughing for?

Speaker 21 (59:17):
I'm not.

Speaker 9 (59:19):
It.

Speaker 19 (59:20):
I just think that he is incredibly talented. He is
my favorite director. He is my favorite actor.

Speaker 12 (59:29):
I just I don't know.

Speaker 19 (59:30):
I'm just a huge fan of his work, and I
think he's incredibly sexy.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
She said you got your name last time, So yeah,
you're right. It was that Bridges in Madison County. It
was that movie that he did that he shouldn't have been.
He did some romanic, romantical Kelly. You know, he was
a mayor one time too, so we had such hopes
he was gonna go like other great actors. Yeah. I

(59:57):
hate to say this because I don't want to be
that guy. You know, he's like eighty Ricord.

Speaker 19 (01:00:01):
I don't think he's that old.

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Yes, I'm here guy, I'm going for it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Five oh yeah in grants Raino. Yeah, that gun thing, Yeah,
of course, Kelly, he's really old in that movie. You
want glennych would to shoot you with a fake gun?

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
Yeah? Okay, Kelly, Why don't you have you d nineteen thirty? Kelly?
You do videos direct? Kelly, why don't you seventy seventy nine?
So he's not eighty yet? That's right, Claire Claire, Yes, Kelly,
why don't you ask him? You have these big productions

(01:00:37):
video ask him? Why don't you ask him to be
in the video?

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
There you go, that's what you gotta get. Hold in
the video, play your daddy, talk to whoever is.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
You can do this and.

Speaker 7 (01:00:50):
Sho each other water gun.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Yeah, and you can.

Speaker 5 (01:00:56):
Kenley Pickler Cally, you're gonna let.

Speaker 19 (01:01:00):
Me because he's gonna think him a creepy stagger.

Speaker 5 (01:01:03):
I don't want to like. I bet I bet like Kelly.
I bet he's a fan of yours and you don't
even know that's right? I bet I am no real?

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Does listen this is what we have to do because you,
now you know, have done these ideos America. The videos,
the production of the productions are getting bid this one today.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
That's you. I said he's gonna be a judge on
American I everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Else is get him to direct one of your videos.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
That mister.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Be in it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
Yeah, he movies. I guarantee you here in a minute,
can do both. Yeah, does it both in movies or
try to get in a movie He's gonna be in.
Do you like the Any Which Way series? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
What's your favorite Clint Eastwood movie of all time?

Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
Oh? Gosh, that's hard.

Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
I got my Oh gosh, I don't know what's yours.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
Outlaw Josie?

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Well, oh yeah, you seen that yet. You haven't seen
Outlaw Joe yet. You claim to love Clint Eastwood, You're
gonna be more of a fan. I've never seen him
blood dripping off and look at that guy and say
the man says the bounty hunter to him, says, man's
got to make a living, He says, dying much of
a living?

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
Boy? Yeah, yeah, I do have the greatest greatest movie
line of all time.

Speaker 7 (01:02:13):
I got all the I got box sets and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
But you've seen it and you've seen that.

Speaker 12 (01:02:20):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 19 (01:02:22):
Why I can't say my favorite line from one of
his movies.

Speaker 5 (01:02:25):
Yeah, thank you, we got it. Thank you. Anybody else
you have a crush on in Hollywood?

Speaker 7 (01:02:31):
No, they're all used uff and old except Clan.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
Who's you in Fresh?

Speaker 7 (01:02:37):
He has a good moisturized.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
So here's what here's that kind of I thought Kelly
was watching him in his old movies. She's in Grand Orino.
He's extremely old and grand that he's so hot. Yeah,
there's with that.

Speaker 19 (01:02:53):
Yeah, he could be sent out there with a water
gun and he'd make it look good.

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
Kelly. Here's the thing. You have a water gun, Clint Eastwood?
Things reference to get water?

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
You know the things you say in this microphone.

Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
People here, there's people that listen to this.

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
Good but but you know what I like about that,
and this is what women need to remember. And I
think you're part of the generation that were sold this
kind of feminine man. You know, this old is a
sensitive man. And what you're saying is, ladies, you know
there's still something great about a masculine that's right, A
masculine man, a man's man.

Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
Clint Eastwood drinks out of creeks. That's right.

Speaker 7 (01:03:38):
Man's man, right, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:03:41):
A man and man look up to kick it, right,
that's right. Wrestle with you a little bit. Yeah, hold
you down. You're right again. Let me tell you what
I told Kelly. This is my microphone here when you
talk into it, I didn't mean it's been a long trip,

(01:04:01):
good editing? Did you hear?

Speaker 18 (01:04:03):
They did?

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
Unlike? So, Kelly? What what about?

Speaker 8 (01:04:07):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
I mean what about romance? I mean you're on the way.
Do you have time for that to date? Or do
you have any other crushes? Maybe somebody within ten twenty
years of your age? And I have a dog, okay, right, well,
we all love animals.

Speaker 7 (01:04:24):
I was going to bring him this morning, but he wasn't.
He was sleepy, so I let him sleeping.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
So so no human man right now? Other than right,
No one special, No one special. I mean you don't
have to tell us. I mean, I mean obvious.

Speaker 19 (01:04:41):
I got some special, some special love in my life.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
Is that difficult to keep that going on? With everything
around you? And paparoti people asking questions like them, radio.

Speaker 19 (01:04:52):
Shows in your private affairs like you guys, is very difficult.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
I mean if you want to call him on their
right now so we could talk to him and be fine.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
It kind of it is what it is.

Speaker 19 (01:05:05):
And I think, you know, regardless of you know, when
you're in a relationship with someone, you definitely have to
sit down and and figure out what your priorities are
and what's first and whatnot. And uh, you know, as
long as you both are on the same page with everything,
then you make it work.

Speaker 7 (01:05:23):
You know, my top priority is my work. I love doing,
you know what I do, and so that's my number
one priority, and everything else kind of has to fall into.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
Plays of motorcycles.

Speaker 7 (01:05:35):
I love motorcycles.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
There's a dude somewhere whoever this guy is, okay, you
know what he's saying. If I hear about Clint Eastwood
one more, he said to sit through.

Speaker 19 (01:05:44):
Every What's so funny is that his dad very much
resembles him.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
Watch it then go, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:05:57):
We will go to the movies. We actually win.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Can you go to the movies? People bother?

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
You look at me?

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
Do you go in disguise? Surgical mask?

Speaker 19 (01:06:07):
Do I wear surgical masks?

Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
I never thought that was a real good disguise, not
to stand out.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
I want to tell God God rest is so, Michael.
The surgical mass is drawing attention with the.

Speaker 7 (01:06:19):
Swine flu and all that going on.

Speaker 19 (01:06:23):
If you wear a surgical mask, people will stay away
from you because they think that you've got something.

Speaker 5 (01:06:28):
Well, it's hard to sing with it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
Boy, I'm telling you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
Out on the road with that whole crew trying to
keep everybody well.

Speaker 19 (01:06:34):
Man, anytime you're in the airport, wear surgical masks.

Speaker 7 (01:06:37):
No one will even talk to you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
I'm telling you, you know, I'll let you have a
seat on the plane by yourself. They will.

Speaker 19 (01:06:43):
People will get up and move.

Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
I've done it, you know what, And it will happen
when the book of Kelly Pickler quotes comes out. That's
the one I'm gonna like. When you're an airport, wear
a surgical mask, people will not bother you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
They will not bother you. I know you got to run.

Speaker 19 (01:06:59):
You know you can make it through security really fast.

Speaker 7 (01:07:02):
They are never going to pack you down. Nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
You got Colin Taylor on the back side of this break. Yeah,
do you want to call Taylor Swift when we come back?

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
Now, this her bus and your bus y'all y'all don't
ride together, right, Get your separate bus. So do y'all
just meet in cities you go you different ways, or do.

Speaker 19 (01:07:20):
Y'all kind of we meet every night on stage?

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
Hey, buddy, how are you doing? Good to see Taylor?
I'm out. I'm going to watch clod Eastwood. I'm out.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
Thank you very much. The new single hit CMC today,
How much I loved You? Available to New CD everywhere,
Kelly Pickler, Thanks.

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
You got my family.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
The Speedy rides a bull this beast Friday night, we
have the final part of the footage of Speedy at
the event. Will also count how long he stayed on
the bull, and uh it is. We're now at the
part where Speedy as finishing his final stretch. They attempt
to introduce Speedy and what they told him was gonna
be the ring of fire, which does not go exactly
the way they'd hoped and national anthem, and we'll watch

(01:08:23):
Speedy sitting there realizing it's real.

Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
And then right out of the gate, it's Speedy riding
the bull. My gosh.

Speaker 4 (01:08:27):
So let's pick it up here to have Speedy from
this past Friday night attempting to ride a bull stretching
now and.

Speaker 8 (01:08:35):
All right, so you heard a lot of people talking
about the fact that you don't have spurs on that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Well, they really really flexible, real flexible.

Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
Look, they're stretching a lot. I mean, I gotta I
can see it. Surprising amount of stretching. Yeah, so you're
now stretching the service. Are you rotting? Pretty? I can
tell all that left. Then you're on, Oh yeah, I
got boots and spurs. His tone, his hunting boots on.

Speaker 9 (01:09:01):
I'm about to show you appreciation.

Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
You put the ball riders from being here on the
front of night. Real nervous.

Speaker 13 (01:09:08):
Now y'all think y'all seen a back off project? Is
not fo You have ball here tonight that have been
on the PDR TOR that have been on TV.

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
Recently say those clowns be there's a clown there. He's
the one that rescues me. By the way, your life's
in that guy's hands. Yep. Everybody's joking about it. But
it's kind of like surgery.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
Oh that's not a big deal, you know, But if
you're the one having surgery, there is no you know,
like minor surgery.

Speaker 5 (01:09:38):
You know, I'm riding a bull tonight. You know everybody
else is he walking corn? I want to use the
word surgery. Everybody has to beating popcord. Pleased with my thighs.
You want to be over so much here? Your eye
was hi? Right, boys, Hi boys? They haven't got to
who that's really good? To be honest, will y'all be

(01:09:59):
so into it? I don't know if I'm be able
to talk. I'm just gonna be like, I'm nervous for
you watching its leading. Thank you, I'm man time for us.
That's where they you gotta be love. Seriously, how many
tennis sports A fit? When I go over, I can't
come back the way there goes six season.

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
There's the lights going off, speeding it is, Oh yeah,
there it goes. Now you're supposed to light a ring
of fire that doesn't line.

Speaker 5 (01:10:28):
Yeah, yeah, Watch I go out to it. You'll see
the hair. Look look at me right to light it?
Hold lot right, look good. And the announcmer was giving
me a hard time, and I did what they told me.
And let you want to scream that goodie? I can't

(01:10:48):
get it to listen.

Speaker 11 (01:10:51):
Yeah, those special favors.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
Oh, I'm in the middle of that line, by the way,
where were you?

Speaker 5 (01:10:59):
Yes, in the middle is that ring of fire?

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
I'm just superb, so sweedy. You're now getting to the bull.
Please look Rick, Greg leaving Greg looking line.

Speaker 5 (01:11:14):
Bull rider.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
So right now you can't even you're about no No,
stomach hurts, all right, so now turn around, listen.

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
By yourself down. Okay, it's keeping over it. I'm this
far back to look at the horns. Who did I
tell you hating him? How are you right now speeding?

(01:11:48):
I don't know?

Speaker 4 (01:11:49):
But do you do you remember this moment?

Speaker 5 (01:11:51):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
Here? We goes? Funny sun? They talking with you, work
on a sweet but put your hand. I have a
question about how they tied your hands. By the way

(01:12:16):
you can make you right in the middle of his back.

Speaker 9 (01:12:20):
Time.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
You don't have what you make boy, This this part
is really important. And that guy's talking to the background.
You wishould be quiet.

Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
Did they tie your hand? Yeah? I can't see. I
can't see where they.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
Look at him?

Speaker 5 (01:12:35):
Ready to go out? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:12:36):
Going on time?

Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
I just sup for you on a time because you
got a hold of.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
No, boy, hold inside your hand, squeeze, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on.

Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
I couldn't get a grip.

Speaker 14 (01:12:54):
No going out, No, no, here he goes. I got
five seconds. I t him five and my breath. I
can't breathe right now. I had a breath right now,
I just got a breath.

Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
I just slid off of him. Yeah, you through. You
know he slid I did. I slid off. I have
to I'll talk about that. You had him. I can't breathe.
I still can't breathe. The breath is knocked out of Speedy.
Can't breathe right now because he has face first sign
and get my breath. I'm trying to get my I

(01:13:36):
can't feel my right knew and the bull comes back speed.
He says, I go ahead and get out of here. Steeding. Lord,
you're sitting in the stand and my knee is hurting bad. Well,
you fell and eyes that head for six foot look
at look at him talking? Who's talking to him? Sam
from promotions? Got that head fair when you landed on it.

(01:14:00):
You kind of hit your head with go out time?
Five seconds? Right, Yeah, I'm gonna go back. Let's go
back here. That's time he'd lose his contact with the bull.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
You don't ext fly time, No, No, I was timing
this when he fell at right.

Speaker 5 (01:14:10):
Now, let's let's a long five seconds. It is bud.
Let let's talk. Let's let's talk about something real quick.
All right. If this, if this right here is the rope.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
Okay, you've got a you've got you've got like a rope,
and then you've got one that goes over this that's
connected okay to the main rope.

Speaker 5 (01:14:29):
And they put on either both sides right, so you
put you you put you put it like this, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Well, in most cases, you know the old the old
death grip here where you're connected to the bull. And
no matter what, they come back through like we did
the other morning and come through here, and some of
them even go through their fingers. Well what they did
with me, they did a butterfly where they come back
through here and then just fold it back over your
palm and then you squeeze like that. That way you
can let go and get out if you need to.

(01:14:55):
That was my question.

Speaker 5 (01:14:57):
If you see yourself sliding off of it, are you
supposed to let go? Well, he said that's a good question.

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
He said that if you get to you know, it's
almost like you know, you've seen a saddle come off
and the guy starts sliding sideways.

Speaker 5 (01:15:08):
And he's a point where you go I'm off.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Yeah, he says, if you keep going too far, you're
gonna you're gonna get underneath the legs of this thing
or get stepped on. So so at some point you
need to try to push off. Well, when you're sitting
on the muscle of this thing, first of all, it's
like sitting on a rail, okay with it and it's
a spine, and then from your thighs down you feel muscle.
But when you're you feel like you're sitting on a rail. Well,
because I didn't have spurs on. When I was squeezing

(01:15:31):
this thing, my grip didn't let go, but my my body,
my butt kept I was sliding off of it to
the right. So I got to a point where I
got almost sideways, and y'all saw I was trying so
hard to pull back up, but I.

Speaker 5 (01:15:43):
Couldn't spurs And you're holding in with those. Doesn't that
make that help will go?

Speaker 11 (01:15:49):
Though?

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
It just helps it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
But but so when when when I'm when I'm here
and they're talking to me, TJ's in the back, and
I start going here at this point right here, I'm thinking, hey,
this thing's just gonna run im okay, And it's not bad.

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
So then I'm going, okay, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
And about right here, I'm like, okay, and that one
buck right there, you'll see my you'll see my butt.

Speaker 5 (01:16:11):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
See I'm sliding to the right. You see that I'm sliding.
And they told me don't let your butt hit the
back of this thing. So I'm trying to squeeze. All right,
So I'm squeezing.

Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
Now you're going.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Now I'm gone. So I'm sliding right now. I'm now
I'm still trying to hang on. But now my butt's
all the.

Speaker 5 (01:16:26):
Way on to his rolling sideways a little bit too. Yeah,
and so now here's where I go. Oh, I see,
I see what hit me? Rick?

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Look at the bell? See my leg, my leg underneath there.
I told you it was probably the bell. You're right, Rick,
and boom, by the way, he almost stepped on me. Yeah,
you're you're lucky he broke left. Yeah, if he kept
going straight his steps over there.

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
So you're out of breath. I'm out of breath and
they're pulling me up and they don't care if you're
out of breath, run Son, you're a bull rider, That's
what I tell And coming back. And of course, now
my gum has grain of dirt in it. Stuck in
your gum.

Speaker 11 (01:17:00):
Say yeah, we rabb out Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
Six minutes after the hour, Cooks Pest Control, Best of
Freaking Bubba Show.

Speaker 5 (01:17:42):
I'm Greg I'm your host. Today. We got three weeks
the best of Us. We've figured, you know, we're gonna
celebrate the last.

Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
Thirty one years. We need to least add a week
to it because we normally do around two. You're gonna
get three full weeks. I'm hosting. Speedy will be hosting
as we go down memory Lane and celebrate the last
thirty one years of the Ricking Bubba Show. This past Friday,
we did our last show of the Rick and Bubba Show,
and the crowd that showed up outside of the window,
I want to thank y'all. We had a great time.
We had a huge crowd and they were cooking and

(01:18:09):
caring on. It was just a great day and we
appreciate you guys coming out. We're going to continue down
memory lane here. This is one about uh, well, it's
kind of a touchy subject. I'll let you check it
out on the Best of Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 5 (01:18:21):
Well, Rick, I know this is a story we've all
avoided this morning, but I don't see how we can
get around it any further. It says women still breastfeed.
A woman still breastfeeds son six says it's perfectly natural
and has no deadline for stopping.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
What I mean, yeah, you should be breastfit feeding your child.
When he asked to be fed, you know, well, who
are you to judge? Hey, Mom, I'm hungry.

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
He come on right, I think you if he has
to park the car to come in to eat, I
think there's a problem.

Speaker 5 (01:18:53):
Yeah, gotta be it now. This is the This is
the interviewer out of the paper. It says, we have
to show up at school for him to feed, right,
you know if he rides the school bus. Well, that's
that's the situation here. I explained to him, this is
the last time you can breastfeed, she told the paper.
He's like, yeah, all right, mom, and went to bed.

(01:19:16):
When he came to feed in the night, I said,
you're three, now, you don't breastfeed. You're a big boy.
But she reveals that he didn't want to stop.

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
Oh, she didn't want to stop.

Speaker 5 (01:19:28):
Easy. But her hurst is that the lady's name. This
thing is kind of shit, Okay, Amanda Hurst, I got it.
No one. The story says no one would look twice
at the side of Amanda Hearst breastfeeding her infant son,
but watching her do the same to a six year
old is a totally different story. I guess so Hurst

(01:19:51):
twenty ninewear this is an England strain. Listen. She currently
breastfeeds both her sons, five month old William and six
year old Jonathan. Oh that's just awful. She revealed this
in an interview with a Daily Mail. If you're as
big as Adler, you sure know, she said. She She

(01:20:13):
tried to wean Jonathan off the habit at age of three,
but she says, she fail.

Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
Why can you fail at I'm sorry, how do you
fail me? Because I gotta tell you something. I don't
know that anybody can make you do that? Uh yeah,
I mean, I mean, how do you fail that?

Speaker 5 (01:20:31):
What is just doing on this like three? I can't
see it. Yeah, it's big to sit.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
In your mom's lap, all right, you probably shouldn't.

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
Yeah, if your mom has to adjust her body to
feed you, you know what I mean? Because you're standing.

Speaker 5 (01:20:42):
If you're old enough to bake cookies to go with
that milk. You you probably need.

Speaker 4 (01:20:49):
To if all, If all, if she's not holding you,
you've just gone to get a step ladder.

Speaker 17 (01:20:53):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:20:56):
She says that he became sporadic for a few few years,
and she thought that Jonathan was growing out of it
until she had her second baby. At that point, Jonathan
begin to demand breast milk more often to keep up
with his infant brother.

Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
If at thet if at the little league baseball game,
when everybody comes in the dugout for their turn to bat,
everybody gets out their water bottle, but your kid leaves
the dugout it comes to the bleachers.

Speaker 5 (01:21:20):
That's an issue.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
That's like terry breastfeeding wreath right now, that's crazy, that's
crazy even think of that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:27):
How about this three years old in this kid? Yes? Now,
the mom acknowledges that some may find this bazaar. Yeah,
we do, sure do. I know some people think it's strange,
she told The Daily Mail. But I think it's perfectly natural.
There are people who find it hard to understand, including
my mom and dad. I bet I bet your dad
and mom are at beside himself. If you know what,

(01:21:48):
They respect me for standing on my own decision.

Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
Yeah, you know grandparents. Normally, when when a six year
old comes over to spend spend, spend the night with
the grandmom and granddad. This years, he isn't in play,
right right, howny, what time you can bring the boy by? Well,
I'm gonna have to pump first, but I'm not doing that.
I'm sorry, that's not gonna happ when I'm staying here.
Good gracious.

Speaker 5 (01:22:13):
It says that he even has his own age appropriate
seven year old girlfriend. That's what the story said. Now,
now you're making that second like a last line. Let
me tell you something weird.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
A weird old family that would still breast free a
six year old probably thinks it's appropriate for to have
a seven year old girlfriend. It would beat the same bunch. Yeah,
because they've already shown us their wacky Yeah, it's why
an wacky world.

Speaker 5 (01:22:38):
I mean, it doesn't say at least maybe she goes
into private for this and not not at the fountain
at the mall. You know, we had that run for
a while, Yeah, Black Rick staying behind the bug out.
It was gonna whoop this out right out at the
mall and then got mad if somebody turned and looked.
You know what I mean? Well, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (01:22:54):
You know what, most people think it's sweet to see
a baby nurse seen with his mom. It's a pretrecious thing.
But when a six year old comes over and starts
telling mama, what done do her shirt? I'm sorry, we're
all gonna pay attention to.

Speaker 5 (01:23:08):
And he's got a got a bottle of chocolate syrup
one hand, and you know, here he goes. I mean,
that's a that's a little money. The way they make
chocolate at that house. You don't want to know. He's
hitting the.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Pop if you if you're losing your baby teeth, you
should probably stop.

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
That's right, Yeah, that's yeah. If the if they're already
talking about braces, it's time, it's time to let go,
so to speak. Right, that's that is amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
That's not good.

Speaker 5 (01:23:41):
He's crazy. It is the dad anywhere in this What's
I mean? How can he do? That's what the dad says?
She said.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
She said, when he kept coming to the bed and
wanting to continue this at three, I really didn't want
to stop, but I thought I should stop, but then
my husband convinced me to go ahead and continue.

Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
Unbelievable says in the in the article, that's what it's saying.
That's weird. Mm hmmm, it's weird if you're a queen.
If your son has body hair, he has hair under
his arm, he shouldn't be pulling up for you. If
your little boy has started stinking, this should not be continued.

(01:24:20):
Where metal cleats to the game.

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
If your son plays outside and comes in and smells
like raw onions, this should not be going on.

Speaker 5 (01:24:27):
Where's that vegetarian story at? I lost it in here
and we gotta we got another way. I'm trying to
move on here.

Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
French vegan face trial after death. The baby fed only
on breashmelt.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
If your son can wipe his own butt, he probably
should stop right, go to the restaurant. Can handle the
paper right, There's no need.

Speaker 5 (01:24:45):
For that thing. Ties on shoes probably needs to stop.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
If his voice changes, he's your probably stop.

Speaker 11 (01:24:55):
This.

Speaker 5 (01:24:56):
Saw. I wonder because you know, like if I'm riding
down the road and I smell barbecue, I get hungry.
Oh my god, you know, I mean what kind of
I mean, what affects him when.

Speaker 4 (01:25:06):
He drives by a Hooters billboard? Corec greg I said,
you say it's almost uncontrollable.

Speaker 5 (01:25:12):
See I say it because I would have got the
evil eye. So I just shut him up to side.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
If he can, if he's tall enough to turn the
light switch on and off, he should probably stop.

Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
I'll live and go that far. If he's studying for
his learners permit, it is time to.

Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
If he can, if he can successfully do a book
report using a computer.

Speaker 11 (01:26:11):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
Over the years, we've talked a lot about various sports,
and baseball is, you know, making its way to us
now now, for the love of all that's good and kind.
I don't recall when I played Little League baseball that
it started at the beginning of February and we practiced
in you know, thirty and forty degree weather, trying to
play baseball, which you don't get a real feel because

(01:26:55):
now people are playing jackets, you know, which is just crazy.
And every time every time they bat, they scream he
hurts my hands, and oh yeah, so anyway, but of course,
now you know where we live, which is an odd
new culture phenomenon, trying to get Little League baseball over
before school is out.

Speaker 5 (01:27:12):
Again.

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
I go back to what I talked about last hour,
was it just that when we were small where we
in the areas we grew up in that nobody had
money to go on vacation, so trying to end for
summer started was not even the point. I remember we
played baseball on spring break because nobody was going anywhere.
I mean, you know this thing of hey man, we're
go get playing for spring break. Everybody's going out of town.
There was no concept of that when we were kids,
you know.

Speaker 5 (01:27:31):
But anyway, I remember us getting over with the little
league and then you would have all Stars, and all
Stars would practice over the fourth of July weekend, and
then you would have a tournament right after that, maybe
mid July, absolutely right, But the season went on to
you know, at least the third week in June.

Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
I would say, yeah, I mean we actually started baseball.
And where it comes to a content when it was
baseball season. I mean, when you're starting little league before
the major league pictures and catchers report, there's a problem.
But but anyway I have now it's over with, like
by the end of mine, that's not what I'm gonna
that's not.

Speaker 5 (01:28:06):
See the high schools problem, they got to do it
before school. But he and wreck lead but anyway, So
let let me guard baby. But I want to land
on something today now for the everything had part on
it a rye market recreation.

Speaker 4 (01:28:21):
And I know when you look, when you look at us,
you know we've not actually ever been slaves to fashion.
And for the life of me, I never understand fashion
because what is the authority who declares this is now
the look and all must follow? Who is this person
and and where where does this happen? Well in base
you know, baseball players, you know, And I am uniform sensitive.

(01:28:42):
I like a nice looking uniform at all levels. I
don't care if you playing tea ball. I want your
uniform to look right. It drives me crazy for the
for the uniform to be to be tampered with. Well,
you play as good as you look. Yeah, the baseball
players have gone into this, this this thing about their hats. Okay, Now,
when we played baseball, it was the standard baseball hat

(01:29:02):
with a slot bend to the to the bill the
way I still wear it because I'm a man. I'm forty.
Come after me, okay, come after me.

Speaker 5 (01:29:15):
I'm a man, I'm forty so so.

Speaker 4 (01:29:18):
So I still wear the hat, which to me was
was baseball's finest moment was the slot tilt in the
bill yep, and a nice good looking hat come down,
you know about over your eyebrows, and that's where it
needed to be.

Speaker 5 (01:29:31):
Well, then we went into the we're gonna bend it
too far we've been it looked like a piece of pop.

Speaker 4 (01:29:36):
We bent it like you have a pipe sticking out,
like you have a horn, like coming out of your
side down.

Speaker 5 (01:29:41):
I called that the college boy being right, and they
went through. You remember frat boy that that was an
intern he you know his was his was rolled up
to the point like you It looked like a uh
a paper typeer towel holder that just had a cut
in the bottom of it sticking off his hair. He
wouldn't be seen without that hat. It didn't matter that
it looked like it had been drugg behind the true
Then that was it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:00):
Then the next stage was we keep that that that
over tilt and now it needs to be as nasty
as it can be. We want our hat to have
stains on it, have its own zip. We want it
to be like rough, look like you would buy like
you would buy rough furniture. I've seen kids that they
had get a brand new hat and rub it on
the concrete. We wanted to be scuffed up again. I
thought that was stupid. Have a good have a uniform

(01:30:20):
looking nice, you want to practice it?

Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
Well, you know who? You know, I don't bring a
hat on the game. Feel you know who brought that
on Rick? That was the people who bought stonewashed jeans. Yeah,
we had to wear our jeans out before we could buy.

Speaker 4 (01:30:30):
You remember this too. And then it got into furniture.
Go find furniture that looks old. Yeah, you're hired to me.

Speaker 5 (01:30:36):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:30:36):
So now I've come through those hoping and praying that
as cycles always go that in baseball, we would return
to what I call the greatest look, the slight tilt
to the bill, and your hat looks neat and it
looks normal. It looks a normal hat. But oh no, now,
And I don't know who started it. These and I

(01:30:56):
saw them at the ballpark last night as I was
coaching the Rick and Bubba mats. They're wearing their hat
and what I call a duck bill. And it's you've
seen it even the college. It is a They don't
bend it at all. It's like you get it out
of the box. And put it on, and you want
it to look like a non broken I thought, you
know what I told one of them last night, You
can wear a non broken in glove.

Speaker 5 (01:31:18):
So I guess you don't break your glove in either.
You go, You're gonna not be able to open bother you.
You know why, because let me let all of you
know something. It looks stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
You're the kids think it looks cool, and I'll tell
you where it starts. Eighty The kids are wrong. They're kids.
I'm just telling you what they're thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
It started with the college baseball. Okay, these kids see
what the college guys are doing. Then the high school
guys do what the college guys do, and then the
youth league does with the ho Do we want the
youth league to become a bunch of drunkends too like
college kids. No, I'm just talking about hats. They look
at their hats and then where your build hat and drink?
Now know what you've seen major league baseball they're even
doing it. Oh so they want them on steroids.

Speaker 5 (01:31:53):
You're right, so yues So you haven't seen it. I
haven't seen it at the major league level. Well that's entertainnis.
I was trying to figure out where are they emulating?
He said, college.

Speaker 4 (01:32:04):
I've seen it in college.

Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
You know, have you seen the look I'm talking about?
I know exactly what you're doing. It looks, it looks
you know, you stupid, you think Bless his heart, he
didn't have time to break his hand.

Speaker 4 (01:32:13):
Well, but let me tell you, and I don't know
where the line is. Only is it by the way,
Ryan Greenwood joins, is it happening in softball? Because you
have all girls? Well, you got to think it softball.
There's there's a lot of no hats, a lot of
game faces and visors. What's the game foul?

Speaker 5 (01:32:26):
You know things that were on her face? Yeah, yeah,
what his oldest daughter needed. What she's wearing now? But
and then you got visors, so you don't see is
that caskn coming today? Uh so far?

Speaker 6 (01:32:36):
So good?

Speaker 5 (01:32:37):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:32:37):
Good?

Speaker 5 (01:32:38):
Well you know what you learn? Uh so so?

Speaker 4 (01:32:41):
And it's not an issue in softball. Have you seen
the look I'm talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
But I will tell you I've seen it, but only
on hip hop stars. Yeah, I know I started it, Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:32:51):
It looked so you have friends and in the G
unit started listen, my my son, your your son.

Speaker 5 (01:33:00):
Taylor doing it.

Speaker 4 (01:33:01):
No, let me tell you about tighter. No, it's all him.
He keeps his bill bent. He also wears his socks
up high pants to his knees.

Speaker 5 (01:33:09):
I say, I was you don't like the loose pants.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
Took the pants under your cleak like you're wearing little
footy pajamas.

Speaker 5 (01:33:19):
Baby, I'll tell you what. Let me just tell you
right now.

Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
It drives me crazy because he's got a little hole
punch in the bottom of it.

Speaker 5 (01:33:29):
Yet and you let him do it. I know, your crutch,
your straddles, like at your knees. You know what it
looks like. He's wearing skirt pants.

Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
Yeah, you're right, you're right. The other day, let me
just tell you right now, you can get a flat bill. Okay, hat.
They look so stupid, the sidewinders. We don't have flat bills,
but all the kids. There's even a kid on our
team that tried to iron his flat Okay, now.

Speaker 5 (01:33:50):
Hold on, listener. The other day, somebody the other day.

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
Tyler throws his hat up on on the the dashboard.
He goes, I can't get it flat, you know, like
he's frustrated.

Speaker 4 (01:34:00):
The players wear the flat a couple, but a lot
of teams do our team. There's a few, but it's
not really pressing. I want to tell you this, but
it is very he says. It does feel when you
wear it looks stupid. You know, had biggest mind, Rick,
You can't wear it. What I hate is wearing a
hat and it presses down on you.

Speaker 5 (01:34:20):
You hate. There's so much curve to get around here.
It has to get.

Speaker 4 (01:34:22):
But here's the thing, guys, y'all not hearing me. Last
night we're sitting I'm not gonna let the little guys
do it. My kids willdict. These kids start coming on
the field that we're in the older leagues, and some
of them travel ball and and they and they had
the fight. And I looked at him. I said, hey, son,
I want you to know this from a grown man.
You look stupid.

Speaker 5 (01:34:39):
And I said, give me, you said to another kid.

Speaker 4 (01:34:41):
I did. I said, give me the hat and let
me and I and I told him, I said, look
a look at your dad, and look at me. Our
hat looks outstanding. I mean that our hat is lot
we like it. Do you remember make your hat look
like this? We look so much better than you in
our hat. Right now, he's walking around the Park. I
dog every kid that has one. When I said I
said you had, look, I said, what's wrong you had?

Speaker 5 (01:34:59):
Because we're talking about what's wrong with you? Had? Look stupid?
They end up with Rick. What it is every you
know what they look like?

Speaker 4 (01:35:05):
You remember everybody's when they're their grandad would showup with
that big foam hat and his bill wouldn't be and
we all made fun of him.

Speaker 5 (01:35:10):
That's the look.

Speaker 4 (01:35:11):
How can that be mid fun of everybody's paphall with
that straight bill?

Speaker 5 (01:35:14):
Not for listening.

Speaker 4 (01:35:15):
I am begging basic. It looks just a stupid I'm
begging baseball. I'm begging you. Let's return to the classic hat.
Let's get our leggings back on. Let's get our pants tight. Nope,
let's let's get them up to our neat. We're gonna
happen right now. We have baseball players. They're playing baseball

(01:35:38):
and duck bill hats and pajamas.

Speaker 5 (01:35:42):
It's ridiculous if you had.

Speaker 11 (01:35:53):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba?

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
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Speaker 4 (01:36:33):
We have a neighbor of Gary's down at the lake
where Gary, Gary, Yeah, I want to see if I
have this right? You have you have a boat house
of your own, but it's your you're working on it.

Speaker 5 (01:36:46):
Are your sons? Your son's using it?

Speaker 4 (01:36:49):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
We come over here?

Speaker 16 (01:36:51):
Come over here.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
I thought you were done to, buddy, come over here.
Whether's somebody calling? And I can't answer the question. It's
got to continue.

Speaker 5 (01:36:57):
You're sitting in the studio. I mean, some guy down
there says, hey, I live nowte Gary. Huh huh.

Speaker 4 (01:37:09):
And I said, hey, and and so your son's boat
is in your boat house.

Speaker 16 (01:37:14):
He bought my ski boat. He bought my ski ou
move it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:17):
He's got the move where I can get my bast
boat in so I can get my bass boat in there. Yeah,
on a poking shade with a little shark chief tail.

Speaker 5 (01:37:27):
And so and so.

Speaker 4 (01:37:28):
So this neighbor is letting you use one of his
boat house slots. Yeah, well he's on the phone. Uh
uh oh, look out, Mike, Welcome to the program, buddy.

Speaker 23 (01:37:41):
I got one thing to say.

Speaker 5 (01:37:43):
You can't have nothing, No, can't have a thing.

Speaker 4 (01:37:47):
You can't have nothing, can't even have a boat house.

Speaker 23 (01:37:50):
You know, you guys, you guys got one right here
and start talking about all this. You know, my insurance agent,
well he knows that Gary lives next to me. Well, shoot,
next thing I know, I'm on the phone with him.
He's going like, hey, I don't know if I can
cover you anymore. You know, things happening in your boath
house like that and all. Well, you knowbility, that's liability.

(01:38:12):
I just can't stand. And so we may we may
have to talk about your you know, your insurance policy
and either going up a whole lot or either canceling it.

Speaker 16 (01:38:22):
What's I don't he.

Speaker 5 (01:38:25):
An't worried about it.

Speaker 4 (01:38:27):
Hey, mikey here, but my command in there.

Speaker 23 (01:38:31):
Well, well we it's gonna be open to anybody else.

Speaker 16 (01:38:34):
Now, yeah, well I'll have it moved this after night.

Speaker 4 (01:38:40):
I'm sorry, buddy, I was sitting there. We we actually
set up on your deck and ate lunch.

Speaker 23 (01:38:47):
Well that's you know what you know, what's what's mine's Gary?

Speaker 18 (01:38:50):
You know?

Speaker 23 (01:38:50):
How yet, Mike, you remember you remember when when Gary
moved in over there? You know, you sent me a
text and you said, life as you know, it's never
going to be the same again. That lives next to you.

Speaker 5 (01:39:05):
And have I been right on that you have been
absolutely one correct. Well, it was guy Mike hat like
one time Mike had a chance to buy that, it did.

Speaker 4 (01:39:17):
I bet you looked at that lot now said was
should have took that when.

Speaker 23 (01:39:20):
I had a shot, And that's right, I could have
got I could have picked that up for nothing almost,
I know, Mike.

Speaker 5 (01:39:25):
Thanks for calling, Buddy.

Speaker 4 (01:39:26):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 5 (01:39:27):
You got a nice setup down there, very nice.

Speaker 23 (01:39:30):
Well, we love it.

Speaker 5 (01:39:31):
Yeah, tell your cousin Eric said, hello, Gary, i'mont be needing.

Speaker 23 (01:39:35):
H i'monta be be needing like a Boston button a
couple of us uh racks of ribs here in the
next two or three days.

Speaker 16 (01:39:42):
So I'll bring you back up for all this.

Speaker 4 (01:39:44):
Hey, Hey, Mike, hating figs, just coming down that fig
t you wanna go?

Speaker 16 (01:39:49):
Hey, Mike, I might even bring you some more apple pies.

Speaker 4 (01:39:51):
I might even bring you some more apple pies.

Speaker 23 (01:39:54):
All could be healed if you bring some apple pies.
And I was sitting there last night and we were
there in the in the in the living room watching TV.
I was wondering if you just don't come down and
check on this, but you didn't. But anyway, you know,
I looked at it and I said, you know what
would be good right now since we've just had that
dinner be one of Gary's apple pie I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:40:16):
Man, be careful. People will get them in transit. They
don't like we were.

Speaker 4 (01:40:20):
Supposed to get some one time and the guy that
was bringing them just kept him.

Speaker 5 (01:40:23):
Yeah, they got. Whatever happened to that, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:40:27):
He just loved so Markey. Thanks buddy, appreciate your calling.
There it is, there, it is, there's your neighbors.

Speaker 23 (01:40:34):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (01:40:34):
You know, uh, Gary, I've also noticed something, you know,
with social media now you find out a lot about
what folks are doing.

Speaker 5 (01:40:41):
What's this with you going back to wanting to try
to ski?

Speaker 16 (01:40:45):
Well, I mean I'll try. He an't say.

Speaker 2 (01:40:48):
One time I saw where you were trying to ski
off off the deck and didn't go.

Speaker 16 (01:40:52):
Well, it didn't well, and I did.

Speaker 2 (01:40:55):
I did feel your pain when you get in the
water and you're ready for him to go and then
they don't go. Then you start getting twisted side yea.

Speaker 9 (01:41:01):
I told a lot of people. You know, that's that's rough.
You know, you try to get two hundred and forty
pounds up out of the water.

Speaker 5 (01:41:08):
Hmm. I think barefooted it is that?

Speaker 16 (01:41:11):
Yeah, I think I told one of my obars out.

Speaker 4 (01:41:16):
I tell you it was rough, didn't it didn't do
no good? No, does anybody ski anymore? I see now
everybody trying to behind a boat. If you want to surf,
go the blue water, get out of the get out
of the dark water. Surf surfing in fresh water behind
the boat making a wave that just looks weird. Yeah,

(01:41:36):
I don't everybody's doing it.

Speaker 16 (01:41:37):
I rolled the inner tube. I've done pretty good on it.

Speaker 4 (01:41:40):
The inner tube didn't didn't we rule those is unsafely?

Speaker 5 (01:41:43):
How long ago? Well, I mean I can't getting on
that man without insurance. That's the way to go.

Speaker 9 (01:41:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, you got you know, if you ain't
got insurance, you know, you just do what you want to.

Speaker 2 (01:41:56):
Wait, I said, we've learned that. He knows that the
You didn't get us any fish, not one fish.

Speaker 16 (01:42:02):
No, Well, I told you it's too hot.

Speaker 5 (01:42:05):
I have no make it.

Speaker 9 (01:42:07):
You didn't see anybody else out there fishing. We was
on one out there fishing whole late.

Speaker 5 (01:42:15):
That's true. I may try to tell me, what about
when you tired that frog on? Then coach love that,
I'd say, how me, Roger, you keep on that boat here.
I think I got four on mine right ready to go.

Speaker 9 (01:42:34):
I got yours out there in the jeep. You want
to get them, do you?

Speaker 5 (01:42:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:42:37):
Okay, you throwing back the truck. I appreciate that. Thanks
for taking care of that for you.

Speaker 2 (01:42:41):
You've been making a lot of your calls for the
ricking XBO coming.

Speaker 5 (01:42:45):
Up a month from now.

Speaker 16 (01:42:46):
I got about twenty May.

Speaker 5 (01:42:49):
He's ready to go. How long does it take you
to make one?

Speaker 4 (01:42:54):
Uh? Just one?

Speaker 5 (01:42:56):
Yeah? Just one?

Speaker 16 (01:42:58):
Well don't usually I make them bout one hundred their time.

Speaker 5 (01:43:00):
Well, you just said you got twenty ready, Well, how
long does it take you to make a hundred?

Speaker 16 (01:43:04):
A couple of days?

Speaker 5 (01:43:06):
That's all, that's it? Okay. So when you say a
couple of days, we told you sixteen hours. Twenty hours.

Speaker 9 (01:43:13):
No, here'll take me in about two or three days probably,
So again, I mean that's that's sixteen hours.

Speaker 13 (01:43:20):
What is for?

Speaker 4 (01:43:21):
Well?

Speaker 16 (01:43:21):
Okay, well you didn't Sometimes I work at night.

Speaker 5 (01:43:24):
You know, it don't count at Hospital's got you in
the batman?

Speaker 4 (01:43:26):
What is the Why are you only bringing twenty to
the X one?

Speaker 16 (01:43:30):
Well, I don't like to sell a whole lot of them.

Speaker 5 (01:43:32):
Yeah, I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 16 (01:43:34):
Tell them why Gary, Well, you won't have no turkeys left.

Speaker 5 (01:43:38):
You're managing to heard, Gary, You're going to put out
you wait here, In a few years, Mississippi's gonna be
down on their turkey poperation.

Speaker 4 (01:43:46):
Because what you've said lots Mississippi livesold.

Speaker 16 (01:43:48):
A bunch of the Mississippi I like him.

Speaker 5 (01:43:51):
Boys over there, how about this?

Speaker 4 (01:43:53):
You realize You realize that, You realize that Gary just
has people and it's listening to audience. Just drive up
to his house driveway.

Speaker 5 (01:44:00):
Yeah, and hey, here's your turkey count. He's made some
good friends he has, he has.

Speaker 4 (01:44:04):
They stay in touch.

Speaker 5 (01:44:06):
Hey, be careful everybody you sell them to?

Speaker 16 (01:44:08):
You though, to come back cut grades mic Off.

Speaker 4 (01:44:12):
You got a bone fee with him, don't you.

Speaker 5 (01:44:14):
Yeah? Yeah, Look I ain't the one that punked you.
That was Rick. Well, he need focus. First thing. First thing.

Speaker 4 (01:44:22):
Gary pulled up and I looked at him. He's well
ank you lord said what he said.

Speaker 5 (01:44:29):
I'm so glad Greg, he thought I was gonna show up.
I figured he would be there.

Speaker 4 (01:44:35):
Yeah, you heard about the real bizz, he'd have been there.

Speaker 5 (01:44:37):
He learned right, Greg?

Speaker 4 (01:44:38):
You know what I noticed this is gonna it's gonna
hurtr feelings above you a'na like it either. Gary eats
a state like a little woman. Wait a minute, hey,
well done? No, No, he don't eat half of it?
What I mean? There was half a steak sitting there?

Speaker 23 (01:44:51):
Do you have?

Speaker 5 (01:44:52):
Hey, I can't eat a whole one. No more, you
can't eat a whole stuff.

Speaker 16 (01:44:54):
Well, I'm cutting back. I'm kind of being like bubbly,
you know.

Speaker 5 (01:44:57):
Cuts back. Better pick somebody else in there.

Speaker 4 (01:45:02):
Can you imagine, I mean, looking Gary, can you imagine
him eating half a steak?

Speaker 5 (01:45:05):
Half a steak? Whyn't even bother? Well?

Speaker 16 (01:45:09):
The time you eat you you bade potato and you salad.

Speaker 5 (01:45:12):
Well, that's that salad again. Up on the salad. What
is your thing with this salad? I don't mind a salable. Hey,
you want some of homemade range.

Speaker 4 (01:45:23):
I'm like Whustin's time, who spends time making ranch dressing?

Speaker 5 (01:45:27):
And get that steak done? Hey, hidting valley got ranch? Yeah,
and it's good. I'm gonna see how he has time to.

Speaker 16 (01:45:38):
Do something about You know, I called Greg when you
daddy was in the hospital.

Speaker 5 (01:45:42):
You did not Yes, I did you? Liz? I mean
you did?

Speaker 16 (01:45:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:45:46):
I had to get in. I had to contact call me. Yeah,
I called you two or three.

Speaker 5 (01:45:51):
Times that before you put him in the hospital the
first time, not just last time. You must then least now.
Then she said, but Gary stut and then she was
giving you information. I said, well he's good.

Speaker 9 (01:46:02):
Well she told me he said it. He said, Greg
thinks he's too good. The manager follow.

Speaker 16 (01:46:09):
Yeah, I said, well I just call you that time.

Speaker 5 (01:46:14):
I really I enjoyed it. It was great. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:46:16):
I'm sorry about the prank, but I mean, you can't
ain't nobody. Ain't nothing you can say about that.

Speaker 16 (01:46:20):
You just butter be on your toes.

Speaker 4 (01:46:23):
You had him going, You had a rat at it coming,
but you had a rat jump out on me.

Speaker 5 (01:46:28):
But that the night before I did it. Used, I
think we're even, Bubba, don't you think we're even? Yeah, well,
you know, I think you still owens a lot. So
I don't get.

Speaker 4 (01:47:03):
You know, our culture has changed so much. But I
don't know if y'all have been picking up on it
and it's become you'll have something for the long. If
something starts happening enough, it just becomes normal.

Speaker 5 (01:47:17):
Right, that becomes the new normal.

Speaker 4 (01:47:18):
And I don't know, I guess all of us here.
I'm looking around Gregor. Your kids are already grown. Most
half mine are grown and the others are almost grown.
So there's very's there's various degrees. Helmsey is living in
it current day, but my situation is set up to
where I actually have two that are twenty six and

(01:47:39):
twenty five. So I've seen things change when it comes
to youth sports and and all that, even from their
era to now. And one of the things I've noticed
is the unbridled bragging on your kid. I mean unbridled.

Speaker 5 (01:47:58):
Oh yeah, I mean, I mean it's it used to.

Speaker 4 (01:48:01):
Be that you would really think that you were out
of line. Yeah, to even say my kid made a
good play, Gods, that sounds awful.

Speaker 16 (01:48:13):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:48:14):
I mean, you can meet a stranger, I mean a
stranger I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:48:20):
You just met him. You know, they do travel and
all this.

Speaker 4 (01:48:23):
Hey, where you're from, Texas? He asked my kid out there?
He's he runs about a four two four. Uh, he's
he's scoring. He's scoring thirty five goals this year. They
one day won championship. Then his travel team won a championship,
and he's got about eight offers already.

Speaker 5 (01:48:35):
And he's he's only eleven, you know, and you're just like, good, gosh,
I just met you had.

Speaker 23 (01:48:41):
That guy.

Speaker 5 (01:48:42):
Yeah, but no, the same voice. But y'all, that's normal now.

Speaker 4 (01:48:44):
I mean, to meet someone who doesn't brag on their
kid versus someone who it's not even I mean, it's
it's unbelievable. This is because I don't know if y'all
know that, y'all, that's kind of that's kind of bad
form and people people do it all the time now,
and it might be academic. She asked my daughter over.
You know, she's calm, looty and got that award like that.
She's got eight I got about this. She's got eleven

(01:49:06):
academic scholarship overs. She's gonna be ahead of her class.
And she's running two years in a row. And then
she got a five point nine great point average and
and Harvard wonts her, and so does all of them.
And this is nunblieve what you gotta saye where she's
gonna go. She got some offers and she's like, hey man,
I'm just pumping gas.

Speaker 5 (01:49:22):
Yeah, I just acknowledged you. I mean, I'm just pumping gas.

Speaker 4 (01:49:29):
That's my kid on taball right, there. It's the thing
up the T ball coach say, you never seen him
my hit like that T ball never never am her.
He hit a home run four hundred foot fence off
of tee. You know, you're like, hey, man, uh, we're church.
I mean, where did this come from? I know, I know,
I mean, I was, I was, I was watching and
it hit me. It's become so much of the norm.

(01:49:52):
It's a hanging going where he wants to. I'm sorry,
right mail, Yeah, you're just sitting behind me.

Speaker 5 (01:49:59):
Hey happened. I'm sure, Hey, save my son. I think
anywhere he wants to. He's awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:50:04):
He's coaches the best one's ever had name, you know,
I mean, it's like he's a third grader.

Speaker 5 (01:50:12):
I'm sorry, what a savings are you looking at? He
went to that camp?

Speaker 4 (01:50:18):
What you're talking about? The one that's peen in his pants?
You know what I'm saying, My savings, that's the biggest.
That's the biggest toddler he's ever seen. I mean, am,
I am, I You're living. You have to understand, like
when that didn't happen when we were I mean, it
used to almost be the other way that parents would
almost go too far not to they were so negative, Alip,

(01:50:42):
you know, now it's completely gone the other way. I mean,
I'm talking about just blin. I mean it just it's
like a like a Riggan talks about to be monster.
People bragg on their kids. It's unbelievable how that's become
so normal in the culture.

Speaker 5 (01:50:56):
Now that's my daughter. She's beautiful.

Speaker 4 (01:50:58):
Answer, she's one eight beaty pagets miss so and so
and so and so ain.

Speaker 5 (01:51:02):
She seemed like a bird that Hey, are we getting
on American Idol? She probably win it? Wow, you know
she's she seems to be a nice young lady. I
agree with you.

Speaker 4 (01:51:12):
I'm not sure about all that.

Speaker 5 (01:51:14):
Maybe you know, I I love your bragging parent voice. Yeah,
and I've met that.

Speaker 4 (01:51:20):
I'm looking at those faces that it's not just this
is everywhere right.

Speaker 5 (01:51:26):
I mean, it's now it's all about me.

Speaker 4 (01:51:29):
Hey, I got I got him over it. So and
so he's already throwing in the nineties. He's eleven, isn't
he ninety? My power Fastball Yankees already said something doing
we got to side if he's gonna finish high school
and how to go to the Yankees. Really that seems
you know, that that really seems that seems like a lot,
you know what I mean, it's a big deal. He's

(01:51:49):
he's really something. And and here's the thing that I've learned,
and maybe y'all can help me, But I've noticed they
don't really need a response. It's like they're a walking billboard.
Bye bye bye by hair combs. My cat, hair comes,
my cat. Look at him, look at him. I don't
even think they even want a response because I don't
know how to respond.

Speaker 5 (01:52:09):
No, No, they're not looking for himself. They're broadcating.

Speaker 4 (01:52:12):
He really yeah, he really is something. I mean, I
was meeting people this past weekend, the thing I went to.
They're from all over the country and they don't even
I mean, I'm we literally go from hey, how are
you where you're from? Let me tell you about my kid.
You see him out there and right there the score
tell you, man, I'm gonna tell you what mans he
got eighty goals.

Speaker 5 (01:52:30):
Okay, pelay himself saw in place North Caroline's I got down.

Speaker 4 (01:52:37):
Really not. I don't see them here.

Speaker 5 (01:52:39):
You know, hey, have you ever seen my kids? Basketball?
Can do it all?

Speaker 4 (01:52:46):
He't do it off you both? And I mean, hey, hey,
fift points gang. I mean, I ain't no telling where
he's gonna go. Is it where every he wants to? Indiana?

Speaker 5 (01:52:57):
Lucky Duke?

Speaker 4 (01:52:59):
Like, let's see if he makes the junior high team
again next year, you know what I mean, before we
get told. But even though and I'm not saying some
of them are good, but it used to be even
if you had a child who had some gifts, you
didn't talk about them all the time to everybody, to
people you don't even know.

Speaker 5 (01:53:12):
If they really had gifts. You didn't have to.

Speaker 4 (01:53:14):
Yeah, yeah, but by the else talked about But it
doesn't matter. There's the delusional. There's the person who's not delusion.
Their kid really is good. But it used to just
be bad form to just constantly be bragging on your
kid about everything to everybody. Yeah, I mean, that's become
such a normal part of the culture now you even
find yourself not even shocked by it anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:53:33):
Rick, you're talking face to face now, don't check Facebook?

Speaker 5 (01:53:36):
Oh that, oh god, oh buddy, don't check that.

Speaker 4 (01:53:41):
Yeah, because I've noticed on social media there's the version
of you remember what we talk about in church, church
version of gossip is this. Let me tell you some
things we need to be praying about you use that
as a way to gossip.

Speaker 5 (01:53:55):
Yeah right, Yeah, we just want to share with you
and Christian love.

Speaker 4 (01:53:59):
You need to be hey, you need to be prayed for.
You need to be praying for laer Lean and Billy
and I think you know why, you know what I'm now,
Could I just pray for them? Let me tell you
what's happening. And we need and we need to pray
about this. You ain't believe what Billy's doing. And uh
and so the version now the so now now the
Facebook version of that is was so proud to be
part of filling the blank this weekend, So proud that

(01:54:22):
my kid got this accolade this weekend. There's pictures of it,
here's all the accolades, here's everything, and it's just we're
humbled by.

Speaker 5 (01:54:35):
Hey. Let me tell you, give me humbled by it again.

Speaker 4 (01:54:37):
Hey, Hey, let me tell you I was humbled by
my kids eighty points and uh that and that I
just told you and I've never met you before my life,
and uh, I'm humbled by how good he is. I'm
humbled by how beautiful my daughter is. I'm humbled by
how smart my kids are. I'm humbled by all these things,
these offers they got that your kid probably don't have
a shot at I'm just humbled.

Speaker 5 (01:55:01):
That last line took me a minute, but I got it. Y'all.

Speaker 4 (01:55:06):
This used to be considered bad conduct. Now it's just normal.

Speaker 5 (01:55:10):
Have you looked around the country.

Speaker 23 (01:55:12):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:55:15):
Just if we're confused about the bathroom, we're gonna be
confused about others. I think what hit me is I'd
say it so much of people that you are.

Speaker 4 (01:55:22):
You know, it's like, okay, but when you I started
realizing when you go away that total strangers will come
up do it.

Speaker 5 (01:55:27):
You're like, okay, wow, this is that's even weirder than
people you know.

Speaker 18 (01:55:31):
Do it?

Speaker 5 (01:55:31):
You know what I mean? We'll be back more than
ricking Bubbash your name Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 3 (01:56:00):
Be ready for the debut of the Rick Burgers Show
on January sixth by going to Rickburgershow dot com and
click on the store.

Speaker 5 (01:56:16):
Six minutes after the hour Coach Pest Control. Best of
Rick and Bubba Show. I hope you're enjoying this trip
down memory lane. We got three weeks worth the head
of us, so don't peak too early.

Speaker 4 (01:56:25):
To sit back relax, enjoy the memories of the best
of Rick and Bubba from the last thirty one years.

Speaker 5 (01:56:30):
Check this one out.

Speaker 4 (01:56:31):
This is when we discussed the killer whale population in
decline on the Best of Rick and Bubba. You know,
I've kind of been a watchdog on the relationship between
animals and human beings since the fall of mankind.

Speaker 5 (01:56:45):
Yes, and you know it changed our whole relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:56:48):
And we're in a time right now where you watch this,
this animal life becoming equal, if not above, human life,
which again to me is blasphemy and also a a
type of idol worship. Uh but anyway, so you know
how people act about their their animals, and and you
know the plight of the of animals, and oh my gosh,
we just come apart. If you know, if someone were

(01:57:10):
to damage a bald eagle egg, we lose our mind.
But you go ahead and have an abortionment who cares?

Speaker 11 (01:57:15):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:57:15):
But but anyway, so but but but but here here
here is the the did you see this? This was
given to us from from the newspaper this past weekend.
Seven killer wells are presumed dead.

Speaker 5 (01:57:28):
Oh, Rick say it's not so. And of course, if
you're a sea lion.

Speaker 4 (01:57:31):
You're like, well, hey, good, yeah, sure, But anyway, dinner, Bubba,
we have sounded this alarm killer.

Speaker 5 (01:57:39):
Wells are missing and presume dead.

Speaker 4 (01:57:42):
And what could be the biggest decline among the the
the Orcas in nearly a decade.

Speaker 5 (01:57:49):
Really yeah, this is that's the biggest one they've had
in a decade.

Speaker 4 (01:57:52):
This is this is out of seat like a lot, Bubba.
Now listen to this and and and I love how
people go. You know, Rick, you love to exaggerate about
how people acted by an animal. And you're doing that
because you have comedic license and you always exaggerate to
be fun. Here, well, I just just let me just
give you the story. Okay, here it is. This is
a scientist says this. This is Ken Balcom and Bubba.
He's a senior scientist at the Center for Well Research

(01:58:14):
in San Juan Island.

Speaker 5 (01:58:16):
Here here, here's what research, Bubba. They are.

Speaker 4 (01:58:21):
Now here's what I love. They're missing. Listen, they're missing.
First of all, we're keeping up with Wells enough that
we know I think they're missing. All right, What's what
I'm saying? Do they think they know every way?

Speaker 5 (01:58:31):
Are worzimed? Greg?

Speaker 4 (01:58:32):
But do they know every well in the world. Well,
this one that has they've named it a lot of water. Okay, boy,
a lot of water, all right? But for this seven missing,
there's probably seven they ain't seen. You know how many
are Some of you joining the story think that how
many of they can't find thousands? I don't know, seven seven,
seven of them. There's seven missing, by the way. I mean,
let's face the world. If I lost, I mean, it's seven.

(01:58:55):
But all right, here we go. So here's the thing.
I wonder if somebody can say, you'ren'ta believe I sent
seven possums ran over on the way in. Yeah, I
know it's count Seven is not a big numbers.

Speaker 5 (01:59:05):
It's really not.

Speaker 4 (01:59:06):
When you cut talk about animals, and here it comes
this population drop of seven killer whales. Are you ready
for his analogy, mister Bill Bubba Bussy, let me have it.
Everybody who says I've exaggerated this new trend ozamin apology today,
this population drop of seven killer whales, that this presumed

(01:59:26):
or dead, they just can't find them, is worse than
the stock market.

Speaker 5 (01:59:32):
Does that I get out of here, you're kidding, they.

Speaker 4 (01:59:36):
Go my leg Rick's the government going to go buy
seven more whales, make seven whales?

Speaker 5 (01:59:41):
Bel them ount? What the well bell out? Let me
ask you this.

Speaker 4 (01:59:47):
Do they think they have a head count of every
killer whale in the world and we're down seven a
lot of water.

Speaker 5 (01:59:53):
First of all, they're probably hiding. Do they not get
old and die?

Speaker 2 (01:59:56):
Listen?

Speaker 5 (01:59:56):
Stand down, live forever?

Speaker 4 (01:59:58):
Stand down and says why the officials census By the way,
we have a census of wealth.

Speaker 5 (02:00:02):
We can't even count people and get it accurate.

Speaker 4 (02:00:04):
While the while the official census votes will not be
completed until December, the total number of live Southern resident
orchests say, they're very specific, this is a Southern resident group. Okay,
still now stands and if anybody can go through the
day to day, I challenge you the live wells we

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can account for right now, Southern resident killer wells now
stands at eighty three.

Speaker 5 (02:00:31):
So it's only eighty three. So I'm like, how do
they do this survey? How do they do this census?
I mean, do you get southeastern pond out there and
they shock the oceans and that's what floats up? I
mean they'll even tell you, you know, they get about
ten percent. So they look at what they bring up
and you multiply that out. I mean, how do we

(02:00:51):
come up with these numbers? Do we have? Are they
tagged one through eighty three and daughter? By the ways
of even in just a southern area, what do they do?

Speaker 18 (02:00:59):
Right?

Speaker 5 (02:01:00):
Stop? Stop, there's another one. Stop. This is not even that.

Speaker 4 (02:01:02):
This is not the decline of the whole population of
killer whales. This is just the ones who live in
the souther Do they live forever? I'm asking you again,
did they know how old these seven are? Well, they
actually do celebrity birthdays of.

Speaker 5 (02:01:16):
What about the wales coming over the border that are
undocumented at the time your counting? There you go, that
are really from the northern part who've moved through the southern. Sure,
sure you have that. The loss of they may go
count in the north in the ocean.

Speaker 4 (02:01:32):
The loss hear me, Now, the loss of these seven
wales would be the biggest decline among these type of orches,
worse than the stock marks. Listen, since nineteen ninety nine
and the world changed how and by the way he
says this, this population drop is worse than the stock market.
Let's say they all died tomorrow. What would that do

(02:01:54):
to the world. Well, we'd be overrun with seals. Well,
I'll give you that, but I mean honest saying it's
a good thing. You can handle that too, because we're
top of the food chack. Well, what if I'm surely
some of them other eighty threes?

Speaker 5 (02:02:04):
Pa, don't you know what that means? Yeah, seal season.

Speaker 4 (02:02:07):
Can I tell something about No, No, dude, listen to
I saw a special. You know, I'd love these animal documentaries.
I can't get enough. Of course I don't worship, but
but here's the thing. Did you know that a sea
lion that they had this news program called After the Attack,
where if you've been attacked by an animal, they'll try
to help you through the psychological damage of it. And
this girl was nearly killed by a sea lion bitter

(02:02:29):
and missed her main artery. By the said, it just attacked,
fell off the surfboard and it hit it, got it
right in the neck and starts shaking around trying to
kill our seating.

Speaker 5 (02:02:37):
They're supposed to be like blowing horns and stuff. You know,
they don't attack, you know.

Speaker 4 (02:02:40):
Well, that's what I thought was bad about it. You
know what their solution was. They took her to see
with them. Kind that hanks horns. I'm like, well, they
ain't the same kind that bite you in the neck.
I mean, I mean that's one that's been you know,
been taught how to jump up. You know, he's getting
all the he plays volleyball. You know, how do you
count whales and not count the same one twice? They
all if you've seen killer whales, they look a lot

(02:03:00):
of lines.

Speaker 5 (02:03:01):
Let's go out live to the scene and interview the guy.

Speaker 4 (02:03:11):
We aren't here on the scene where we just we
don't have the official census yet, but we think we
make we can't account for at least seven of the
southern resident orcus.

Speaker 5 (02:03:22):
This is the worst thing that has happened. It's much
worse than the stock market, much worse.

Speaker 4 (02:03:32):
Hey, my four oh one, k ain't gonna see anything
when the whales go away. That's stock market crunch. Eat
it a line that ain't It ain't gonna hurt mine
at all. It ain't gonna help it if they find them.
No worse than the storm y'all? Have we talked about
how much water there is out I mean, it's a bunk.
How about they could hide behind a rock and you
couldn't see them. We're just hide.

Speaker 5 (02:03:55):
Resumed Dad.

Speaker 4 (02:03:58):
That you have bought another one of these has seen

(02:04:24):
on TV. This is the aluminum wallet. Now, now why
would I want that wallet over the wallet I have? Now?

Speaker 5 (02:04:30):
Tell me the wonders of the aluminum wallet. Well, I
don't think it's uh, I don't think it's that big
a wonder. But you know it's just a hard case
versus soft case concept. But what's better to have a
hard case wallet? I've never seen a wallet's extremely damaged.
Maybe it will hold up better. I don't know. I
don't even know if all my junk will fit in it.
But what your little hands grab that?

Speaker 4 (02:04:50):
If something got you about it? And I want to
know what it was on the commercial. I saw the
commercial because you know this thing, this thing about backing
over it. But if you backed over my wallet, it's
not gonna hurt it. Let's say, Rick, I'm blowing holes
in these commercials. I mean I like some of them,
but like than that I was watching. I said, well,
who's ever backed over the wallet? And if you did,
who cares? You want to impress me?

Speaker 5 (02:05:08):
Give me a wallet that when if you fall out
of a boat or something that don't get everything wet,
then go I can live with that. Does it do that?
This is water tight? Is your?

Speaker 17 (02:05:16):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (02:05:16):
I think so? I think so? See that that's something?
Or how about times if you've done that? I tell you.

Speaker 4 (02:05:21):
The one I like is a wallet that every time
somebody says, do you have any cash? I look, there's
some in it there.

Speaker 5 (02:05:26):
They got one of them. You know, I got a
birthday Sunday. If they do, you can get me one.
By the way, I never use cash. I'm caught with
that cash all at the time. That limit waterproof and
ultra slim. All right, lot of proof.

Speaker 4 (02:05:38):
There's there's something you're walking around the brick in your pocket.

Speaker 5 (02:05:40):
Here's the thing too. It will also prevent you from
erasing your credit cards with your cell phone, you know how.
They will be magnetize sometimes.

Speaker 4 (02:05:49):
Oh really, I've never had that happen.

Speaker 5 (02:05:51):
Maybe mine should, Maybe mine should. A few times. It
had been a good thing. It's just it's just a
hard case versus a soft case. I'm be honest with you.
It is run over yours right, run over. But it
was tenne You can buy one hundred of them.

Speaker 2 (02:06:05):
Look at the leafs on the inside. You've got a
knockoff version that's not the one on TV.

Speaker 5 (02:06:09):
That's right, that's right. You've got knockoff. Now look bubba,
he's right. It's found the same way. Now here's the problem. Knockoff.

Speaker 16 (02:06:18):
The problem.

Speaker 5 (02:06:18):
I wouldn't run over tru off. I wouldn't run over
There is a different version because I had the different
colors and I got silver. Now it looked that's the
silver one.

Speaker 23 (02:06:26):
He can.

Speaker 4 (02:06:27):
I make this point again.

Speaker 5 (02:06:28):
I like the I like the airtight water pressure from Look.
Look I was sticking it under the sink. I like that.
I'm not in pressure running over because you can run
over my wallet. But if you do and you've got
credit cards in it, it will mess those up. How
what point have you ever dropped your wallet and it
got rental? It'll break them. I've got it, bend them up.
Listens like he's just making stuff. But I will say

(02:06:51):
this if you'll let trust me, you do not, I
won't add over. Do you have your water wallet, your
credit cards? Well, let me give me see yours and
let's get adlers. You're able to run over mine? Well
that's the different You're not gonna run over. Yeah, I
ain't even had a chance to play with it. Boy,
you aren't on a child.

Speaker 4 (02:07:12):
Here're running over My gosh, I'm going over here to
the drug store.

Speaker 5 (02:07:17):
I tell you what it ain't going to hold normally
told that wat of money, he'll never get that lead
brick is the one that can't get you never could
get all your stuff in one.

Speaker 2 (02:07:26):
Well.

Speaker 4 (02:07:26):
Now, the thing about my wallet that's a slim down
verse is you see there's no there's not much money
in it, but my world is in it. This is
where I have people I need to call, people need
to contact.

Speaker 5 (02:07:35):
Receipts and you know you care yours in your back pocket?
Know that throw your heip usually using my side pocket. Yeah,
let me see that. I'm about to wrestle with you.

Speaker 4 (02:07:44):
Sorry, there's one of the structure.

Speaker 2 (02:07:48):
What I don't understand. You got it because one of
the reasons you could run over, but you.

Speaker 5 (02:07:53):
Won't run over. Well, I haven't played with it yet.
I gotta I gotta do my testing. I gotta work
through it and see if my stuff will fit in it.
And if not, I'm gonna use it as a cardholder.
Can we stick just a real nice cardholder? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:08:04):
I like the cardholder.

Speaker 5 (02:08:05):
You don't even want to do that, go running under
the saint real quick. I just will see.

Speaker 15 (02:08:10):
We do that.

Speaker 4 (02:08:11):
No, my gracious By the way, as i'm looking, I'm
looking at my wallet because I just jumped up and
down on it and everything.

Speaker 5 (02:08:16):
And it's fine.

Speaker 4 (02:08:16):
But let me let me ask you this. I will
tell you something I did find out. If you're in
another country, this right here, that will not count the license.
I have a lifetime hunting license, and they told me
that that did not qualify me getting one of the
guns on the bush wall.

Speaker 5 (02:08:27):
No, we don't have a reciprocal agreement with Africa on
the same subject. And I will say this, and I
don't even like meat loaf, but they got this meat
loaf fan I saw one other day. That's impressive.

Speaker 4 (02:08:39):
Word, you know how it all sticks to the bottom. Boy,
this lifts it up unless the air get under it.
And I don't even like meat loaf, and I nearly
ordered it.

Speaker 5 (02:08:46):
All right, let me ask you, and I tell you
another one. All those knives, Greg, where would you iss?
You don't even like I don't know. It was just
the technology. Really, they convinced me free do you like
the knives where you can just you get and then
cut it to my soul? I sold cut cooknives by
the way, trying to get through college. I have that

(02:09:06):
thing in the paper college kids looking for work. Did
you answer that I had? Was always selling those times
for selling them books. Have the aluminum wallet and let's go.
I say this before we hear from Brian. The problem
to me with the illuminum wallet is it looks like
the latch could be a little iffy. It don't be
very good.

Speaker 4 (02:09:26):
It doesn't look good.

Speaker 5 (02:09:27):
You didn't, I tell you, Michaul, I ain't the one
on t that's a knockoff. Did you what you what
did you pay for them?

Speaker 6 (02:09:31):
Have?

Speaker 5 (02:09:32):
But what did you pay for the rick? It's a
knockoff what you pay for that?

Speaker 4 (02:09:35):
But don't run over.

Speaker 5 (02:09:36):
I'm gona what you pay Did you pay ten ninety
nine four? I don't know. You don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:09:40):
If you don't pay shipping and handling with it, you're
not about buy one. Get one for you on the
well on their website and stuff you get.

Speaker 5 (02:09:46):
To Let me have it, let me hit it with
a hammer. What do you need to with a little handling?

Speaker 4 (02:09:49):
I want to handle one. I'll tell you why you
need to is when that one gets broken.

Speaker 5 (02:09:54):
Let's go to Brian. Huntsville.

Speaker 4 (02:09:55):
Who's got the illumin wallet? He hates it, Brian, tell
me the downfall of the illuminum wallet.

Speaker 20 (02:10:00):
The money.

Speaker 17 (02:10:01):
You can't put anything, no money at all in there.
Mind busted within about a week, so Bragger, I had
about twenty dollars and fives and some wine sold it.
You have to fold it up three times by the
time you said.

Speaker 4 (02:10:14):
It it breaks.

Speaker 5 (02:10:15):
So where did you just break at the latch?

Speaker 17 (02:10:18):
B the latch, No, No, the latch shell's good. It's
the the back of the hand.

Speaker 5 (02:10:25):
Just let me tell you when I run, When I
run over in the Southern comfort man, we're gonna say.

Speaker 17 (02:10:30):
The perfect if you go to the beach and you
only want to carry you, I d nothing gets in it,
but you put money in it. It's true.

Speaker 4 (02:10:37):
And well Bubba doesn't get carded much anymore, right right,
But I'm sorry he's Look at him, Look at little kid.
That's it's like you spoke bad about one of your
family members. It comes in tomorrow, that mate, loaf tray,
I know what you're talking about under so don't stick
So I like that. Adlin and Pale City, come on,
good clean up.

Speaker 5 (02:10:56):
Hey, you got an egg poacher.

Speaker 18 (02:10:58):
Actually your money. Yeah, he's six years old and his
name's Nash. He saved his money and bought in a
Luma wallet and he had it for about three days.
And uh, we kept watching the commercial and he kept
showing us you can run over it, you can run
over it. So we went through leave one afternoon and

(02:11:19):
we decided to run over it. And it doesn't hold up.

Speaker 5 (02:11:24):
You know, all I can, all I can, You can
run over my wallet in that commercial, it must be
one of those, uh, one of those eco cars you
don't even go cars.

Speaker 4 (02:11:32):
Well, what I'm talking about right here from a marketing standpoint,
I'm screaming, focus on the waterproof, don't focus on running
over it.

Speaker 5 (02:11:38):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:11:40):
Is that just trying to Is that their version of saying, hey,
it's tough.

Speaker 5 (02:11:43):
I guess I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:11:44):
Here's what here's what my commercial will be thinking about.
The hassles we've been through, headed to the beach with
your with with your family, worried about your stuff getting
sand and wet.

Speaker 9 (02:11:52):
All over it.

Speaker 5 (02:11:52):
That's why you need a Lumor wallet. Yeah, perfect for vacations.

Speaker 4 (02:11:55):
You're like, hell, I like that, but.

Speaker 5 (02:11:57):
Yeah, and I'm always trying to figure out Hey, what
else can I make with it? You know? What what
can I put in there that looks like that? Hold
the circuit board? You know what I mean? We could
figure out.

Speaker 4 (02:12:05):
I'll tell you the story thing what you're gonna do
with the pieces of it?

Speaker 18 (02:12:08):
Rick?

Speaker 5 (02:12:08):
Whatever had that duct tape wallet you had?

Speaker 2 (02:12:10):
I love by the way, Tyler has one of that
love love Yea, it was the best wall ever had.

Speaker 5 (02:12:17):
Yeah, I like having speech, will say this. I don't
know if it was like big wallet.

Speaker 20 (02:12:23):
Like that.

Speaker 5 (02:12:25):
It mashes bicker boots. It looks awesome, especially when I'm
wearing gym. You know, if you're if you're if you're
still a young man out and about in the dating world.
I just wonder how the how the duck tape wallet
would impress the date. It would be more impressive than
that thing you got. This looks high tech. I mean, look,
but let me answer your question on the duck. Let

(02:12:47):
me answer your question. Listen, listen, let me answer your
question on the duc take wallet, hoigh will effect dating? Ascording?

Speaker 4 (02:12:54):
What's in the duck.

Speaker 5 (02:12:56):
Exactly? You could be a paper sack. As long as
it was full, you wad it up, put your pocket.
That's that's good baby. Yeah, you look so sexy with
that second your pocket it's got cash, Tiger Bubba. I'm
sorry though, what I love?

Speaker 4 (02:13:14):
This person just turned radio?

Speaker 5 (02:13:15):
Yeah, have a clue that mother's hold one of these.

Speaker 4 (02:13:18):
Little hear you're set up and all that's all they heard.
I got a little mad for a minute. I think
now where for the kill? Don't seem to shut him
up before?

Speaker 2 (02:13:36):
You're looking sharp with your bag of that better ye
they said it will hold up a business card or too.
You can put it in your desk and forget about it,
and when you're looking for something about a year, you'll go, oh,
look at that.

Speaker 23 (02:13:44):
Look.

Speaker 5 (02:13:44):
I'm put a Rick and Bubble love bill on there.
You know where it's going in.

Speaker 2 (02:13:48):
You better hold on to it because I'm gonna get
it and roll over it.

Speaker 16 (02:13:50):
In a minute.

Speaker 5 (02:13:50):
I'll get you one. You in rolling, Why don't you
go get them your treadmill and walk on.

Speaker 3 (02:14:02):
After thirty one years, the Rick and Bubba Show has
come to an end, but a new legacy is about
to begin. The Rick Burgess Show with Speedy Greg Burgess,
Eddie van Adler and Rick Burgess debuts January sixth, twenty

(02:14:24):
twenty five. Get the tales now at rickburgesshow dot com.

Speaker 4 (02:14:50):
Anytime you do a four hour live show daily, the
more places you have to go find things to talk about,
the better. And Chris says always delivered, you know, almost
trying to fill the void of the loss of J
t U to to to have access to him. Wow.
But uh, but you know there's some similarities here. Chris

(02:15:11):
will get himself in some binds. And we know Chris
has you know, we've documented these issues and ongoing issues
with his temper.

Speaker 5 (02:15:18):
And but well, I didn't say I didn't say this
is what today's about. I'm not a hothead, my god.
Right right, there's all that jail.

Speaker 4 (02:15:27):
Yeah, there's only a picture of you at Little Elyc
concession stands everywhere saying beware of this man.

Speaker 5 (02:15:33):
But how many rules have actually been made because of you? Too?
Just too? That's the only too. Your son's really young.
I'm sure speed he's got me beat on that. You
son ain't been playing what two years? Three years? He's
not very old. Okay, two and a half. You get
a rule of year, by the way, mister bussy.

Speaker 4 (02:15:49):
All right, all right, there's been some troubling things come
out about you that that we don't follow, and one
of these revolves now around your daughter, right, yes, Lucy, okay,
well tell tell us, tell us what what happened?

Speaker 1 (02:16:06):
Uh?

Speaker 24 (02:16:06):
And I'm glad Megan's not on the phone with this.

Speaker 5 (02:16:09):
That's you, my wife.

Speaker 24 (02:16:10):
Yes, I don't. I don't know where to begin. Can
we begin with a towel? You might want to even
go back to I'm afraid it goes back to the pedicure.
You remember the pedicure when.

Speaker 4 (02:16:21):
We found out that you had pedicures?

Speaker 5 (02:16:23):
Yes, let me one.

Speaker 24 (02:16:24):
I've only had one and we did find you show
me your hands right, Hey, I need to cut them.
Get a little dirt on a.

Speaker 5 (02:16:33):
Fen't it? Oh? Yeah, that gets you, didn't know?

Speaker 17 (02:16:38):
Rick?

Speaker 11 (02:16:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 24 (02:16:40):
Wow, yeah, this is I'm afraid I'm becoming more of
a girl each day.

Speaker 5 (02:16:46):
Boy, that's what James Gregor recalled it. He did, By
the way, I'm glad that you went ahead and said that.
I hope James is in another studio and not listening.

Speaker 4 (02:16:56):
You know what he just did by blick he kept
us having to say that sentences later.

Speaker 18 (02:17:00):
I know.

Speaker 5 (02:17:00):
So, yeah, I just thought i'd go ahead and cut
to the chase.

Speaker 24 (02:17:05):
I have a how do I say, I don't know
what all right, let me just give you the story.

Speaker 4 (02:17:09):
I'll just give you.

Speaker 5 (02:17:11):
I'm just gonna say it. I'll let y'all run. That's
what he just said. I'm more becoming a girl that
I heard that. I'm afraid now I do coach baseball.
I got my bath. But have you seen that hair? Though? Well,
I've never seen that human. I know it's heavy rotation,
but it's baseball day.

Speaker 4 (02:17:24):
But can I tell you this, we have on our
team right now a mom who helps with the dugout.
So I mean, okay, okay, well ahead.

Speaker 24 (02:17:32):
Lucy, my uh soon to be five year old, was
at a friend's house and they angela friend of my wife's,
had taken Lucy and they were playing in the in
the park and they got muddy, real muddy, and she
took them home to give them a bath. And while
they're in the bath, you know, they're you know, doing
hair and bathing. And when they were getting out of

(02:17:53):
the tub, uh, Angela said, Lucy, why don't we you know, wrote,
why don't we put your tie on?

Speaker 5 (02:17:59):
Like like a big girl?

Speaker 11 (02:18:01):
Right?

Speaker 24 (02:18:01):
And Lucy's immediate response was, you know how women I
guess where their towel was up very high under their arms.

Speaker 5 (02:18:07):
Thank you, thank you. And Lucy's response was, you mean
like my daddy. Oh wow, my daddy's the big girl.
Can we go ahead and cut his mic off?

Speaker 20 (02:18:18):
Now?

Speaker 5 (02:18:18):
Why would she say that? Because I wear my towel
like that for some reason? What I don't know. I'm
very I'm so uncomfed. Let me ask you this.

Speaker 4 (02:18:27):
Let's say you have to go to the bathroom and
it's number one. Are you gonna be sitting or you're
gonna be? But can you cut his mic off? That's
a fair question. After standing, I stand. You know I
always protect people from him, But that's a fair question. Yeah,
you shout burtals and go to the stall? Or do
you go ahead and use the rooine? I go straight
to the urine?

Speaker 5 (02:18:44):
Why did you do? I might not even wash my hand.
Just wait a minute. We gotta trace. We're gonna trace this.
I don't know why to say it, because is no
good so you won't get dogged in the morning. You
remember when you were trying to get the bathroom anyway,
that's thing.

Speaker 4 (02:18:59):
But y'all listen, y'all go ahead and get on other
trails if you want. But we have a grown man
who wears hisl like a woman so much so his
daughter thinks that that's how men wear them, or she
thinks her dad's a big girl.

Speaker 5 (02:19:16):
It's one of the other. What sized towels do you
have this big? You know, not like a beach towel,
but the big what have to be? Well? You know,
I pictured all right? All right?

Speaker 4 (02:19:25):
Now, well I don't know. Tell us why you do
have no idea? When was the first time did you
have a lot of sisters growing up? Had I got
one brother?

Speaker 5 (02:19:33):
Okay? What did you grew up in sports? How?

Speaker 4 (02:19:36):
But there had to be a time where you a
little boy and somebody did did that to you? Put
the time on here it is he played sports. So
you're telling me that in y'all's locker room everybody was
walking around with their towels to you like we did. No,
I did not, not until I got older.

Speaker 5 (02:19:50):
Like a sun dress.

Speaker 24 (02:19:52):
Yeah, that's it mine. Yeah, let me ask you this,
So what what day what? I don't know after I
got married, But Meghan wears it that way. I've got
to get an answer, So can I ask for just
a second?

Speaker 5 (02:20:04):
Call Meghan? Now here's the thing. She didn't make you
wear it that way. You can call you. You were
doing that before you got married.

Speaker 4 (02:20:10):
So here's no, it was not. Oh really, that's my point.
So when you were played sports, you did not walk.
Probably you couldn't have you'd been you'd been beaten down
with an interview. I'm listen, they would have so many
wet tiles hitting you with them. I'm like, you'd have
been taped to the bench everything.

Speaker 24 (02:20:23):
But I am like you when it comes to like
sport plex and places like that where they, you know,
just don't walk around just right.

Speaker 4 (02:20:28):
I didn't say walk around.

Speaker 5 (02:20:31):
The beach.

Speaker 4 (02:20:32):
Yeah, I mean, see, I don't like to go to
places of workout and and and these these seventy five
year old men they just won't put clothes off.

Speaker 5 (02:20:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:20:40):
By the way, ran into a guy the other day.
He was drying himself off with one of those things
you drag your hands off with, but naked.

Speaker 5 (02:20:45):
Could you do something? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:20:47):
Give us yeah, I mean you got your leg on
the counter. Could you move yeah? Yeah, give us some
give us a break here. So so when you it
happened when you got married. I'm trying to I'm trying.

Speaker 5 (02:20:57):
To have happened after we got married, and I have
no idea why you don't something. Chris, You're gonna have to.
You're gonna have to realize because your kids are getting
old enough to go to other houses. Is a term
we call family business. That means you don't repeat everything
you know when you're out of the house.

Speaker 24 (02:21:13):
Well, Reeves isn't Reeves isn't even here? I go, Reeves
even does it?

Speaker 11 (02:21:19):
Now?

Speaker 5 (02:21:20):
So great? You're going to think some man is supposed
to do that and time out. Here's the problem.

Speaker 4 (02:21:27):
Unlike Chris, who didn't do this back when people would
have duct taken to a bench, popped him with wet
tiles and abused and abused it.

Speaker 5 (02:21:35):
I tell him not to. You have your son doing.

Speaker 24 (02:21:37):
While I don't know, I didn't say I have him
doing it. He started doing, he copied it from you. Now,
let's put it around.

Speaker 5 (02:21:43):
The waist like you're supposed to.

Speaker 4 (02:21:44):
Okay, that'd be like whipping a kid with a cigarette
in your mouth because you caught him smoking. Right, I mean,
what if you're standing there with your tie over your
chest telling him you know you don't do.

Speaker 5 (02:21:52):
It that way? Do you still wear yours that way?
Do you have to be honest. Yeah, well, yeah, i'd lie.
I swear i'd lie. I can't tell you I would
never came in here. You would have had to y'all
would have had to have caught me. Or my son
sent a picture of me. Why a desperate need for air?

(02:22:18):
Unfortunately his life. I want to deal with it. But
why are you doing it still? That's what I don't get.
You made a mistake. Stop it. I'm not. I'm can't
like it is smoking. I can't quit doing it around
your ways? How hard is that he can't? There's no
addiction we know of that a towel must be up
under your line.

Speaker 4 (02:22:40):
Chris, there's a read gush. Listen, there is a reason,
and he won't tell us. What is the reason you're
wearing your towel will that high?

Speaker 24 (02:22:48):
I know what it is, but I'm not as slim
as they used to be, and I gotta wear it
up high.

Speaker 4 (02:22:53):
Wait a minute, So you're saying you actually need a
man's ear. No, No, it's not as thine.

Speaker 5 (02:23:00):
Is mb no, it's mbing man doos No. No, it
seems to me too. If the towel is up under
your arms, it would be too short. On the other end,
yeah a point, No, probably not.

Speaker 24 (02:23:16):
Greg, boy, Hey, I just cannot wait for the end
of this day.

Speaker 4 (02:23:22):
Here's what I'm picturing, y'all. You see his hair. And
by the way, his hair is perfect all time. I
call him the helmet because it's got just jailly.

Speaker 5 (02:23:28):
It's like it's been stamped.

Speaker 4 (02:23:29):
Yeah, m in the mornings or at not when he
gets unshowered with his tiel above his way working on
that hair.

Speaker 5 (02:23:35):
I don't work on the hair I put jailing.

Speaker 4 (02:23:37):
You know what I think is I think that hair
is like a cap that he hangs up and picks
it back up and places it.

Speaker 5 (02:23:43):
And now that I look Rick, I think he's got
eyeliner on.

Speaker 4 (02:23:46):
He didn't.

Speaker 5 (02:23:46):
Greg, look at it. Look close. Chris Blum and Sampler. Chris, listen, listen,
that's too much, you know. How do you know?

Speaker 4 (02:23:52):
There's there's wake up calls. We'll have times in life
we go what am I doing?

Speaker 1 (02:23:55):
Man?

Speaker 4 (02:23:55):
I gotta change like accountability. Yeah, when you're a little boy.
He he does not do it but one time. But
the minute he did it, I would say, I'll never
I'll never wear it like that.

Speaker 5 (02:24:04):
And he does to stop. You quit doing it in
front of him. He'll quit. Then he takes baths at night.
I take him in the morning. Look, here, here's a friend.
Here's a here's a for instance.

Speaker 4 (02:24:14):
Like when Greg walked in and his son was drinking
Jack dangles, he stopped. Okay, that was that was the
last days he got the last.

Speaker 5 (02:24:23):
Part of Chris. Chris just simply stopped doing it. Okay,
just simply stopped. Didn't you hear? Who's ever been addiculate?
Baba said to wear your towel on your.

Speaker 2 (02:24:36):
What you gotta do is you gotta tighten that chest
up a little bit.

Speaker 5 (02:24:39):
And and but it's not that he's got a gut,
he said, he told you all a minute ago.

Speaker 4 (02:24:45):
No I heard it.

Speaker 5 (02:24:45):
But he's also got something else, No ricking Buba.

Speaker 4 (02:25:07):
Fried food. You know, we're a society. Now, this is
what's wrong with America today. We're afraid of fried food.
We become afraid of it.

Speaker 5 (02:25:14):
I mean, we live, we run from it, we read
about it, we put warning labels. We are gripped in fear.

Speaker 4 (02:25:20):
Talk show guests, Now, let's disregard the fact that we
won two World Wars on fraud food, right, okay?

Speaker 6 (02:25:26):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (02:25:26):
And and how about this, can we honest about fried
food has defeated.

Speaker 4 (02:25:30):
Right, that's fried food one when it came to stir
fried versus fried fried one convincingly. Okay, now let's say this. Okay,
and also we be boiled too, the Germans.

Speaker 5 (02:25:42):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:25:43):
So here's the thing. Was America a stronger better country?
Were the men less pudds when we ate fried food?
Or we we became afraid of it? Can you honestly
say that America is a better place since we become
afraid of fried food?

Speaker 5 (02:26:00):
Well, Rick, we have a story out of the Telegraph
today from Britain and the headline says fried food heart
risk of myth. And you know where we get this information,
warn buffet secretary. That's why she makes the big bucks
Rick for her. A rather intensive and big research project

(02:26:24):
with over forty thousand people studied went on from the
mid the mid nineties to two thousand and four, and
they studied fried food, their habits, eating at home and abroad,
and also followed it up with coronary heart disease, heart
attacks and a Johina requiring surgery. That's right in Jina.

(02:26:49):
I know I'm going to joke about it. I know
I love it. Tell her a lot. I know, I
tell it well too. By the way, clean your ears out,
and Jina.

Speaker 4 (02:26:59):
I'm glad I've got a cute and Johnny will I'll
tell you what.

Speaker 5 (02:27:04):
I'm glad to hear that, because that's the dividing dividing
groups that prayer time is not working. There are one
of my favorites. Because I tell you that maybe the
other side hams take something hit that bad book so

(02:27:27):
quick laughing.

Speaker 4 (02:27:31):
Because the laughers of the one encouraging laughers are the
one who encourage you.

Speaker 5 (02:27:35):
You know, I just saved my breath over here. It's
no good Rick. Here is the key. They studied basically
the Mediterranean diet versus that of Europe.

Speaker 4 (02:27:45):
Now what have we always heard on that note? Well,
if Americans we just moved to that Mediterranean dit and
stop all this fried food, we all be a health
their country.

Speaker 5 (02:27:53):
Well, the Mediterranean diet. Guess what they fry to They
use a lot of olive and sunflower, and the big
difference is the way they do it. Uh, Fried foods
from modern American style uses oils that are reused and
typically higher in trans fats. So we take away from

(02:28:13):
that the fact that it may be what you're frying
the food in, not the fact that you're frying it.
Do we know if the taste? Do we eat anything
that's in? What they say kind of hole is good
for you?

Speaker 4 (02:28:26):
A lot of people are moving to the morning.

Speaker 5 (02:28:28):
I'm asking you olive and sunfl You know this comes
out like, hey, fried food's good, and now if it's
gonna taste crappy. No, No, I've had the sunflower oil.
It's not that bad. I'm just curious now maybe what
trans fat and our oils wanted. It's work good.

Speaker 4 (02:28:39):
Bottom line is the country was better when we ate
fried food, even when we didn't care what all it
was in.

Speaker 5 (02:28:44):
Okay, but I won't try a little. I'm concerned about
the story rick they have tracked. There's no comparison they say,
in the amount of heart attacks that came out of
the out of the British study versus the Mediterranean, where
the only difference is olive and sunful hour oil. And
the fact that they don't reuse it.

Speaker 4 (02:29:03):
Yeah, I got no problem making those adjustments. Yeah, well,
let all we'll use it a last week.

Speaker 5 (02:29:07):
We'll put in that fire and put that old plastic
lid on it. Some of you know you changed it
and and James Gregory made a great point of this.
I think it's healthier to do that, because no bacteria
can survive bowling hot grease.

Speaker 4 (02:29:20):
Some of the most impressive, some of the most impressive
men I've ever known, and some and most of them
lived to be in their eighties. Some of their finest
moments were sitting next to a vat of bowling oil,
dropping corn meal, breaded fish and hush puppies into it.
You knew it was done when it floated to the top.
You fished it out where you little, you little fish

(02:29:41):
out metal net thing. You threw it over on a
paper towel that soaked up the grease from it, and
you ate it, difted it a little ketcher's And let
me tell those some of the finest men I've ever known,
compared to the men that did.

Speaker 5 (02:29:52):
They say this meets somewhere I can have a salad.
There's no comparison these to ate a salad. The last
time we were had a had a love beef on it. Yeah,
Greg greg messed up order and he didn't really want to.
Y'all sit beside each other too. There's a lost trying
not to jack the bill up right, who was paying for.

Speaker 4 (02:30:11):
Somebody's kicked You didn't care? How about this, somebody's kicked
the door in. They're coming in to to to to
attack the family. Do you want a man to stand
there and protect the family that ate fried fish, hush
puppies and and and those those big fat hobo potatoes.
Or do you want the guy that had a grilled
chicken salad that day? Who do you want protecting the family?

Speaker 5 (02:30:34):
Good point? Huh No, comparison right, I mean they rand it.
He may not live as long, but why he was here,
we were safe for a short period. He was a
bad dude, Rick, they said. The Mediterranean died also included
slightly more fruits and vegetables, only a small amount, which
they said also could help, but was not enough to

(02:30:55):
vastly change the survey. I'm not anti fruit or vegetable,
but it didn't there.

Speaker 4 (02:30:59):
Well sure, look it's moderation. But this thing that we're
afraid of fry is that? I mean, we're like afraid
of it. I mean, how about moderation. It's almost like
fried food comes in you can't stop it. It Bolts
in your house are jumping in your mouth.

Speaker 5 (02:31:12):
I mean, look if you use as a jack to
get your mouth, I tell you what it jumps in.
I tell you I I can't eating a moderation because
it tastes good. Yes, I might check out the new walls,
though I don't know if I've had that on something
fried or not. I don't have I have it. You're
talking about fried chicken when I have some kind of
weird I have. Can I say you made a big

(02:31:33):
fuss about it?

Speaker 2 (02:31:34):
Can I tell you I love something that I love
something that's only kids order, and I kind of sometimes
am embarrassed to order it. But I have to admit
I like popcorn shrimp.

Speaker 5 (02:31:45):
Of course, it's one of the greatest sign I've ever made.

Speaker 2 (02:31:47):
But all the kids, they're like, I want popcorn read
I'll go, I'll take it back.

Speaker 4 (02:31:51):
Think about popcorn shrimp from a health like from a
popcorn shrimp health standpoint, we call that one the two fer.
Not only are you eating something in this deep fried,
you're also eating something that extremely I mean, you know,
we fried a dangerous fish and you got both in
one hit. All that, but dogging it's good, isn't it that?

Speaker 15 (02:32:11):
That?

Speaker 2 (02:32:11):
How about old fried catfish bonelet's catch talking about the
river boat. One that's about as long, A one that's
about as long as the plate. Let me tell you
this long Now it's hanging off the plate.

Speaker 4 (02:32:23):
Can't catch a large mouth, okay, catch a large mouth
to things, large mouth fresh water bass, filly it. Get
your cornmeal right, drop it in that deep friar. Let
her float to the top along with the hushbabies that
are floating in there with it. Don't don't, don't forget
the best eating fish around brim no drappie or crappy,

(02:32:43):
depending on what crappies you from.

Speaker 5 (02:32:44):
But I'm telling you it's the best. It don't taste
too fish right, I like, Greg, what do you mean
by that?

Speaker 18 (02:32:50):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (02:32:50):
Fish tastes too fishy? I can't sitch a fish. No,
y'all are wrong. It's like a game. He tastes I
same thing. It's game. But to me, I've always hated
that saying well, that's too fishy, it's fish. It's a
dumb statement. Say this is too strong. Yeah, I tell
you what I like. Crap, it's perfect.

Speaker 4 (02:33:11):
I tell I like to And our granddaddy God rest
is so you know, he ate unhealthy and God, hey,
and God love him.

Speaker 5 (02:33:16):
He didn't. He only lived to be eighty.

Speaker 4 (02:33:18):
But anyway, the he would he could take a brim
because you don't fillate bream or he loves, and drop
that whole brim in there. Could you cut the head
off of it, everything else stays, gut it out, everything
else stays. Drop it in there in deep fright, and
then eat it off the bone. And he could eat
it off a bone to the point it looked like
a cat had it. And you look around, you have
a complete I mean, like something from a cartoon. He

(02:33:38):
would eat everything off the dog, the tail. Yeah, and
then and you need to tell tail like a potato
chip man, that's good? And and and what's the country
better when we ate like that?

Speaker 5 (02:33:48):
Is it great?

Speaker 4 (02:33:49):
Now? We're a bunch of health nuts. Now we could
we couldn't win a world war right now if we
had to.

Speaker 5 (02:33:55):
I know, I think we would have the stomach for
it again, James Gregory, I think sums it up. And
history change so well about kids and learning in school.
And you know you can't go to school a bit
excited about learning after having a banana.

Speaker 11 (02:34:12):
Ricking bubba ricking bubba.

Speaker 4 (02:34:33):
Six minutes after the hour, you'll listen to the Cooks
Pest Control Best of Rick and Bubba's show. Hope you've
enjoyed the ride so far going down memory Lane of
the legendary Rick and Bubba Show. This next cut is
off the Best of CD, which is available on iTunes.
By the way, Triple Option. I think it's twenty eleven.
It's a really good one. It's so good we had
three discs.

Speaker 5 (02:34:53):
Put it that way. This is one of the strongest
cuts off of it. Michael Helm's decided to sleep in
the shirt and we did not like it. Check it
out Best of Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 4 (02:35:00):
We've talked a lot here at the Rick and Bubble
Broadcast plasm and tell Aport about how vicious it is
here and we give each other a hard time. It's
nothing to come in and someone make a comment about
your hair, your face, your weight, your lack of weight,
your walk, your shoes, your talk, the way you talk,

(02:35:22):
your teeth, your nose, and and of course clothing.

Speaker 5 (02:35:26):
Is it's almost like seventh grade all over it.

Speaker 4 (02:35:28):
Yeah, yeah, a little. Do I know that going through
junior high would give me training to work on this show?
And Hemsley's made the mistake of coming in and a
little bit of a threadbare shirt today and then making
the bigger mistake of letting the real Greg Burgess know
this is the shirt he's slept in.

Speaker 2 (02:35:46):
Well, I witnessed it all Rick were It was during
show prep, but they were in my office, and of
course we were all gathered around drinking coffee.

Speaker 5 (02:35:53):
Sure and.

Speaker 2 (02:35:56):
And so and Greg and I are in conversation about
something and Helmsey walks in and here he comes, and
he's got the shirt on and it's a Colt's shirt,
tattered off, heeded, and a little big, probably a double
X or something. It looks like a blanket. Well, I
have lost a little weight what I'm saying. There you
go with all your yeah, yeah, and uh. And so

(02:36:17):
we come in and gregs says, so you went ahead
and wore that in, And he said, well, I didn't
only wear it in.

Speaker 5 (02:36:22):
I slept in it.

Speaker 4 (02:36:22):
Because my next line was gonna be my gosh, looks
like something you slept in, and it cut me off.

Speaker 5 (02:36:27):
I slept in. Its kind of mad because he's stealing
my fashion sense. I wear mine so much. Nobody even
says anything. Now when I wear in my clothes, it
looks like I slept Yeah, well, but you didn't look
like somebody dog's been laying on or something. Yeah, yeah,
you know, explained.

Speaker 4 (02:36:44):
Yeah, how about it looks like that shirt that your
dog has just been hit by a car. You come
home and your parents have got it laying on it. Yeah, here,
get that old shirt, put him on it. Rick, I
know your home don't have it. And he came over
to your house yesterday. He went over there and I
was My first question is did you borrow a shirt
from Rick?

Speaker 2 (02:36:57):
Or did you wear as the county? You're the many
cold and I know you have Colt stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:37:01):
I had some home computer problems, and Hams came by
and and and and repaired those. I thank him for that.
I didn't realize he would have such a good time
with me that he would support my little league team
the next day in a in a in a radio
Colt shirt.

Speaker 5 (02:37:14):
But must really bonded.

Speaker 2 (02:37:15):
You know what were hurting his feelings is I think
it's his favorite shirt.

Speaker 4 (02:37:17):
I want those Ever got up out of the bed,
and first of all, what guy sleeps with a shirt on?

Speaker 5 (02:37:23):
First? We're gonna get to that shirt just a second.
But let's say you, for some reason, you do sleep
in his shirt, like maybe you're sick or something and
you got a chill. I'll give you that.

Speaker 2 (02:37:33):
And what man sleeps in the shirt? But who's going
to get up and go? Let's see I get ready
for work. I tell you what, I'm gonna pull these
shorts on, go with his shirt, and I'm headed out
the door.

Speaker 5 (02:37:40):
Who does that?

Speaker 4 (02:37:41):
I do you sleeping a shirt? You don't sleep in shirts? No,
I'm just saying, who leaves the house in his shirt?
They slapp me, Hey, I won't cut grass in the
shirt I slapped in.

Speaker 21 (02:37:50):
Calm down, calm down, coffee, Just a chill a minute.
I may cut grass in this shirt.

Speaker 4 (02:37:56):
I go, I gotta cut the grass like I gotta
change shirts. My gosh, I slept in then you know
it came on work.

Speaker 5 (02:38:06):
I might. There's no one in this room that can
get on me about clothing. I probably dressed better than
anybody in here. That's what bothers all y'all that I
came in like you day. You almost dressed too nice
that it made me question. You said shall a couple
of times. But this is just what he has done.
This is gone completely the other way. Late last night,

(02:38:28):
did something happened you. Okay, late last night, listen, late
last night, I jumped on the elliptical about.

Speaker 21 (02:38:37):
You want the story or not? So I jump on
the elliptical. I run home, I get a shower, and
I put on this shirt. You can okay, put on
this shirt and I go to bed, fall asleep.

Speaker 5 (02:38:51):
The shirt with a shirt. A lot of times.

Speaker 4 (02:38:53):
Who gets into bed?

Speaker 5 (02:38:54):
I explain, I'm gonna explain. This is where I said,
don't feel bad. Okay. I don't know that some of
y'all have known this, but I have asthma. Okay, oh,
here it goes. It's pulling out something. No, I'm serious.

Speaker 21 (02:39:06):
Listen, listen, just listen, and I to prevent sometimes attacks,
my chest has to be warm.

Speaker 5 (02:39:14):
I'm serious. I'm just not making this up. Hide off
at elliptical. I get elliptical for an hour, but I
better wear a shirt. I'm not having an asthma. Tak.
I don't want to put myself a wrist. This is
better than I thought it would be. By the way,
this is what the new coffee machine at home has done.

(02:39:34):
I can't wake you put an inverter in your car,
so you realize you can do that.

Speaker 4 (02:39:38):
So when I got on can I can I give
some invich he didn't have, just so he can enjoy
this anymore. Once again, Helmsy in all of us has
grossy underestimated how vicious this room is.

Speaker 5 (02:39:48):
He actually said that when I tell you what it is,
you're gonna feel bad. No, no, Rick, Rick, If you're
gonna make me feel bad, you get your asthma gonna
do it. Yeah, well that is why I wear Sometimes
I don't. That's a real disease. My kids was sick
and I had to carry him around.

Speaker 21 (02:40:07):
I will say this, and it may just say if
there's an asthma doctor or somebody out there that has
that eating clue. A lot of times when I do
not wear a shirt, I end up having to wake
up in the middle of the night and puffing on
it in haler because I've had an attack.

Speaker 5 (02:40:21):
I'm kind of with Greg. I think I'd watch that
elliptical more than I want to manage that though. I
take my breather my Uh, you don't have covers on
the bed that you can cover up.

Speaker 4 (02:40:30):
Yeah, but I'm not want you take a huff and
roll over and go to sleep and take a shirt off.

Speaker 5 (02:40:33):
I want you just to sleep on top of the cover.
Won't you just lay on a sock right here on
you tonight? Right there? You know, water it up, sock?
Where isn't laying And what does that like? A little
heart guard? A sock on your heart? Heart warm?

Speaker 4 (02:40:48):
Well yeah, I didn't say heart, I said chest, chest
said take your shirt off and just put a sock on.

Speaker 5 (02:40:56):
Get you a hot rock. Why don't you get your
teddy bear or something?

Speaker 21 (02:41:00):
Okay, Now the reason bank there is a strategic reason
that I wore this today.

Speaker 5 (02:41:07):
Well, you know I used to sleep with a shirt on.
Oh how how? And you started telling me about it
was tied. I mean this, I mean ten years ago.
You're right, and you got you planned to see that
you couldn't rest because it was pulling your shoulders. And
then I started feeling it at not and I man,
I fight a shirt all night long. I fall asleep
with a shirt on. I got to get it off.
We can be camping out and it be freezing and

(02:41:28):
I'm still not sleeping.

Speaker 4 (02:41:29):
You know what, though, you the conditions, I always sleep
in shirtless, no matter where I hold and pull the cover.
I could be trapped in Alaska and sleeping in an igloo.

Speaker 5 (02:41:38):
Yeah, I gotta get my shirt.

Speaker 21 (02:41:39):
Out, but you being a sleeping but I'm about to
do the rest of the show with my shirt off.

Speaker 5 (02:41:43):
There's been a few honting trips.

Speaker 2 (02:41:45):
There's been a have Asthma where we have to lay
down and we're laying on something I don't want my
shirt off on.

Speaker 5 (02:41:51):
And that's the only time I've ever.

Speaker 4 (02:41:52):
Had you know what, I'd read just have red books.
If yeah, if I sleep in the shirts in the
middle of the night, I wake up and it's like
somebody's got me in a full Nilts.

Speaker 5 (02:41:59):
Absolutely because I toss and turn a lot. I tossed
in turn a lot and I'm a stomach I'm a stomachside.

Speaker 2 (02:42:06):
Sleeper, so it just pulls it. Yeah, yeah, twist is
it around you? Little man's got his Colt shirt on them. Yeah,
I got your threadbare asthma shirt.

Speaker 5 (02:42:13):
Where's your have as you got?

Speaker 4 (02:42:15):
Jo?

Speaker 11 (02:42:20):
Ricking wrecking bubba ricking bubba ricking bubba.

Speaker 4 (02:43:10):
See, I won't make the transition of referring to Bruce
Jenner as a female. I just I just can't well,
so so I'm not going to.

Speaker 5 (02:43:18):
He hasn't had the final surgery in this transition, right,
not that I'm aware of. And what we call the
peep test is that what you're waiting on boa before
you start going, well, I don't think she can refer
to herself as a woman with the anatomical parts of
a man. I mean, I just I just don't. I
just don't see that.

Speaker 4 (02:43:35):
And most women that would be her age or not
named Caitlyn. I'm sorry that name didn't come out. Then
you're right, and it really has traumatized Bubba's daughter.

Speaker 5 (02:43:44):
So so that you'll get her on it, he'll get
you an ear full.

Speaker 4 (02:43:47):
We know that, we know that Bruce Jenner pretending to
be a woman. Caitlyn has attacked Hillary. But here's what's
now interesting. He's so delusional. He's now trying to take
on whether she's good for women.

Speaker 5 (02:43:58):
Yeah, he's he's speaking on women's behalf.

Speaker 4 (02:44:01):
Right, And I don't know how to tell him.

Speaker 19 (02:44:04):
You can't.

Speaker 4 (02:44:06):
Please look right here. I want you to stare at
that that's Bruce Jenner. Stare at those pictures. You know
that is Bruce Jenner. Used to be in the Wheedies
box in Bruce Jenner. It looks like long haired, uh
lead singer the Beatles or something.

Speaker 5 (02:44:22):
You know, that OJ thing.

Speaker 4 (02:44:25):
The other night they showed Chris Jenner with him walking
by when he was a guy, and I thought, well, boy,
the good old days, right back when he's the Olympic athlete.
He says that Hillary couldn't care less about women. She
only cares about herself. And uh, here's the thing I
don't get. Now this is a new twist because we've
heard this before. Bruce is a is a Republican, and

(02:44:48):
when asked which Republican candidate would most be most supportive
of the transgender people, Jenner replied all of them. Well,
I'm just gonna I know. The other day when he
made the statement, I think it was he back in
Ted Cruz, I bore Cruz was screaming, please don't. He

(02:45:10):
was saying that, you know, he as far as that
nobody's going to be in a fit when the country
goes bankrupt and turns upside down.

Speaker 5 (02:45:17):
I think that that's better.

Speaker 4 (02:45:18):
He said, I would rather I want transgender people having jobs,
you know, being able to work. Well, just like I've said,
you know, is this kind of like when somebody said, Hey,
I'm not a Christian, but I would prefer to live
in their world because I would be allowed the freedom
to choose what I want to do. I might have
to hear about it every now and then, but my
life would be better, say under Muslim rule. Yeah, is

(02:45:39):
that what they're saying. I know Christians won't celebrate me,
but I can be more free under there.

Speaker 5 (02:45:44):
Is that what he's saying. I think that's exactly it, Rick,
because we talked about that the other day. But what
is odd about this even more is the way the
headline is written in the Daily Mail, which is the
British newsaper online says Caitlin Jenner attacks Hillary Clinton, claiming
the former First Lady he doesn't care about women.

Speaker 4 (02:46:02):
And then the article talks to talks about Bruce Jenner
as if Bruce Jenner is a woman. And I just
have to tell you, on the logic scale, Bruce Jenner
is not a woman. He is a man who dresses
up like a woman. That's what he is. So that
does not make him a woman. It just dog gone,
It just do.

Speaker 5 (02:46:17):
And so it's so bizarre, Rick, We've crossed. We've crossed
the bridges now. I never thought we'd get to.

Speaker 4 (02:46:23):
Well, I tell you what we have here. We have
Bruce Jenner dressed as a woman, a staunch conservative. Yes,
what any world has happened?

Speaker 5 (02:46:32):
And so here we go.

Speaker 4 (02:46:34):
You know, he said that in is that Me? And
did that weird interview right after it and they asked
him about Obama. He said, well, he don't want my opinion.
He said, I'm extremely conservative, Right, I got you, But
it just I know, Rick, that's just Bruce Jenner is
dressed as a woman. Though, Guys, he is.

Speaker 5 (02:46:48):
Discussion for those of us who watched the Olympics in
what year was that? Seventy six? Exactly?

Speaker 4 (02:46:56):
Can I tell you? Since I've been watching the People
versus O. J. Simpson, I'm gonna go ahead and chalk
up that old Jay Simpson bizarro on the Kardashians. They're
hanging around that too.

Speaker 5 (02:47:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:47:06):
Yeah, Well, and here he is, and I am Kate
having an argument with three other ladies about Hillary kind
of where we no. I mean, he's just I would
like to.

Speaker 5 (02:47:19):
Hear lying the two I'm never gonna watch it we talk.

Speaker 15 (02:47:22):
To Hillary Democratic National debates.

Speaker 2 (02:47:26):
Wait, brow, we're so excited that Kate's even gonna go
right and listen to the.

Speaker 5 (02:47:37):
I know, I know that one of those things.

Speaker 18 (02:47:41):
I know, I'm open to you I know about.

Speaker 5 (02:47:43):
I'm we need both sides, right, we need both sides step.

Speaker 15 (02:47:47):
We're unfortunate enough to get Hillary as our next presidents
are on our side, right, m she won't which she
could care less about women?

Speaker 5 (02:47:58):
She couldn't care less?

Speaker 2 (02:48:00):
Which Republican candidate do you think will be most supportive
of transgender people?

Speaker 5 (02:48:03):
Everybody? There is, all of them. They don't know, you know,
the republic.

Speaker 15 (02:48:10):
Oh, I hate trans people or I hate gays, and
you do nothing of that.

Speaker 18 (02:48:14):
They do more.

Speaker 15 (02:48:15):
I want every I want a thriving economy, so every
trans person has a job.

Speaker 4 (02:48:20):
Oh my gosh, I can't I agree with you. I
didn't know that that's either four trans or for the
ugest women I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 5 (02:48:25):
Yeah, I think you got that's the meeting there. How
about I didn't hear the audio.

Speaker 2 (02:48:29):
I was just watching video and I thought those were
I feel dirty because I thought I was looking.

Speaker 5 (02:48:33):
I thought those were ladies. The blood didn't Does that
make sense? But now they are all those I guarantee you.

Speaker 4 (02:48:40):
I gotta tell you that.

Speaker 5 (02:48:41):
No, I mean.

Speaker 4 (02:48:44):
Growth.

Speaker 5 (02:48:44):
No, no one in that room passes Bubb's peak test.
I'm sorry. Not when they go well, caitl Wow, welcome
to the meeting. Girls. There's more in there than in
a squirrel's nest.

Speaker 4 (02:48:55):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 5 (02:48:56):
Great, you said you weren't going to say it. That
doesn't mean he's not gonna say it. Him listening right
before winter. That's that's like I blew the horn. Everybody
paying attention. It's right for a winter when when he
trying to we realize, we realize what squirrels. That's all.

Speaker 4 (02:49:16):
That's a great state, it really is. I believe you said, well,
I believed, question my belief of him saying it.

Speaker 2 (02:49:24):
That.

Speaker 4 (02:49:25):
That's how to stretch it.

Speaker 5 (02:49:25):
You don't think Greg Burgess quotes to picked that up
today clean. The way to do that was, thank you, Greg.
You and I are really growing. My god, I don't
know I was gonna talk about this. There's fifth beatle.

Speaker 4 (02:49:38):
We didn't even know about it.

Speaker 5 (02:49:39):
There's something about about those four sitting around the table
talking about women. Trots. Guys. If you don't how about this?
Can I say this? I just want to father and father,
father and one I don't know, the blonde.

Speaker 4 (02:49:52):
How about this?

Speaker 5 (02:49:53):
Father in heaven.

Speaker 4 (02:49:53):
I'm amazed by your immersing, your grace. I'm amazed by man.
I don't know how much song you do. Just gonna
let us continue to Oh my gosh, what are we doing?
But the one thing that that Bruce hasn't lost though
he does have a good opinion of politics.

Speaker 5 (02:50:08):
I will give him that he does.

Speaker 4 (02:50:09):
He does. I agree with Bruce Jenner, who's dressed like
a woman on his politics. He knows economics. Now there's
some other things. I will never refer to him as
a woman, because he's not one. He's You can't.

Speaker 5 (02:50:23):
Grow your hair out and put lipstick.

Speaker 4 (02:50:25):
I could come in tomorrow just I'm talking about drafting feathers,
drafting feathers and flapped in my arms as hard as
I can, and I will say, I am a chicken.
You're going to you, Rick, You're not. I've seen you
are not a chicken. Rick. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (02:50:39):
Now we've all laid eggs. And if I will not
a chicken.

Speaker 4 (02:50:41):
And if you if I tried to go with a
bird of prey and an eagle, you say, Rick, we're
gonna solve this once for all. Jump off the building
and flap as hard as you can and let's just
see how that goes. It's not in that case you
might be a turkey. Hey, Rick, I notice you keep
standing in a garage.

Speaker 5 (02:50:55):
But it is you have to make you a car. Yeah,
you know what I mean. I mean it just I
mean it doesn't matter how bad do you want to
be a car? I thought they were women. No, they
are not. Please don't tell me that. Please don't tell me.
At one point you thought, man, she's hot. No, No,
I just thought that. I'm not. I'm not sold on
the blonde. Did you know there's a thing why would

(02:51:17):
why would one not be? Well, Greg, I guess you
can have no not for this. I'm just saying that's obviously,
uh what we're talking about. One is a broker in
a wig there. Yeah, Speedy, did you look at the
blonde and say, wow, she's pretty?

Speaker 15 (02:51:33):
No?

Speaker 5 (02:51:33):
I did not.

Speaker 2 (02:51:33):
But did y'all not say you not here the way
I kind of you said?

Speaker 5 (02:51:37):
You felt berdie, thank you, thank you?

Speaker 4 (02:51:41):
Did y'all not hear how I let into this whole bitch?
You said, here's Bruce with some fine women.

Speaker 5 (02:51:47):
I said, here he is talking to four. Uh yeah,
you thought they were they thought they were ladies.

Speaker 4 (02:51:54):
Say that you thought they were ladies and you kind
of cast the eyes over on the blonde.

Speaker 18 (02:52:02):
I did not.

Speaker 5 (02:52:11):
Somebody gives me a wash cloth and some soap and water,
and I mean that those media you were food.

Speaker 4 (02:52:15):
But I'm not saying your eyes landing there long now,
But you kinda you got a mouse and kept.

Speaker 11 (02:52:24):
Moving wick wicking, b ricking, Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 4 (02:53:26):
So I was, you know, getting into the weekend, and
it was kind of a slow day on Friday. If
I recall it, and I get a text, which I
was not expecting. This is normally a Saturday text. But
you know that that you had killed a deer, yes,
and uh, And I thought, well, good for Bubba, you know,

(02:53:48):
because we we'd struck at it dream range, you know,
and went down swinging our as I should say in
your case, went down firing and uh.

Speaker 5 (02:53:54):
And so and that that that story somewhat plays into
this one a little bit.

Speaker 4 (02:54:00):
This is where in my in my very humble opinion,
this is where sometimes I think technology and your love
of technology, you know, you really have violated one of
life's truth though. If you you've gotten away from what we.

Speaker 5 (02:54:12):
Know works yeah, yeah and has produced great results. Yeah. Well,
because you want to tinker with something, yeah, And that
there's there's some of that, there's no doubt. Well, I
love shooting. I love you know, the ballistic You had
a great day Friday aspects of all this. I love
you know, the figuring and the predicting of how these

(02:54:32):
youngs are go on fire. And you I got my
little dope list. You have a dope list. I don't
even I don't even know what that on personal equipment.
I was always told dope was bad. Yeah, well, you know,
there's so many things. Now you got to know the
little ins and out. So you keep you keep a
little note, a little note page on every piece of equipment,
the little little finer points about how you need to
handle it and all that. What does that surprise you?

(02:54:54):
I don't have that, No, not as much as it
surprises me.

Speaker 16 (02:54:59):
That all right.

Speaker 5 (02:55:00):
Yeah, so, uh anyway, we're, uh, we're gonna hunt. We're
gonna hunt a little bit, uh Friday afternoon and Saturday
and uh so we're uh we're we're out late Friday
and uh getting ready to hunt a little bit. And uh,
I was sitting on a field. It is kind of funny.
I saw a six point and and where I'm hunting,

(02:55:21):
we have an eight point or better outside the ears. Okay,
that's our that's our management situation there, and we'd like
for it to be two and a half years old
if you can tell. But you know, we'll we'll go
by points row aging deer the way we hunt.

Speaker 4 (02:55:35):
If you're in Texas, you can aging pretty good because
you see them side by side. When you're seeing random
deer here there, it's very very tough.

Speaker 5 (02:55:41):
So, uh, I have a six point that's out in
the middle of the field and uh he uh, he's
got some does around him, pushing them a little bit,
but they're mostly eating. And uh, I see a big
boy come creeping up around the field. He's uh, he's
probably high two hundred three hundred yards away from me. Uh,

(02:56:02):
and he's not making himself presentable yet. But him and
the six are staring each other down. Okay, they're they're
in a you know, but still a pretty good ways off. Well,
the the eight point decides to charge the six. It's
like a bull ring rick. He's going after it. Well,
the six jukes him and then heads out back the

(02:56:23):
other way, peeling off behind him. At what point the
eight makes a U turn and following him into the woods. Well,
I'm thinking, you know, he qualifies, and so I'm about
to launch a shot. Now he is on a full
run at about three hundred yards. Not the easiest shot.
Probably I could pick a better shot to try to

(02:56:43):
get him at but I fired anyway with no luck.
You've become I'm shooting McGee man, I'll let it fly.

Speaker 4 (02:56:52):
You've become this what what is this new crazy shot?
You're taking these weird shots?

Speaker 5 (02:56:58):
So Rick, I'm I'm I'm of mad that I rushed
the shot a little bit. Of course, if I'd just
sit there and he'd run off the field, I never
saw him again, I'd be mad too, you know.

Speaker 4 (02:57:08):
So you got to you got to balance them. But
McGee knows that if they're running and chasing, they might
run back through there.

Speaker 11 (02:57:12):
Again.

Speaker 5 (02:57:13):
McGee knows that if there's a deer out there and
you can see him shoot, I.

Speaker 4 (02:57:17):
Don't know you could see him at three hundred yards running.

Speaker 5 (02:57:19):
Well, it's it's not easy. It's not easy. And uh,
you know, looking at that other spectrum helps a little
bit for seeing him.

Speaker 4 (02:57:28):
But so I think that's what's messing up.

Speaker 5 (02:57:31):
Well, it's it's it's this is a trial and error
period for that gun and that scope that scope.

Speaker 4 (02:57:37):
Is designed for a certain situation. You're using the wrong situation.

Speaker 5 (02:57:40):
Yeah, well, that's that's what I'm trying. I'm trying to
verify that. I'm trying to verify if it is worth
using for deer hunting or not. You know that that's
part of the proving time we're in. So anyway, fire
one at three hundred runs off. I'm mad at myself.
I think i won't see him anymore. My scope cover

(02:58:02):
has broke and it has flopped over. It's one of
these that has it's like a rubber when you peel,
kind of peel on and off, and it's got two
things holding it, two little bands. One of them broke
so it flips off, so it flipped off on the
side of the gun. I am about to discharge the shell,
so as I do that, it hits the scope cover

(02:58:22):
and throws it back into the gun, and as I'm
trying to get the other shell in, it gets it
all jammed up. So I'm sitting there and I'm mad.
I'm mad. I'm dogging myself. I'm kind of like Greg,
you know, when he gets mad about something and the
gun is jammed and I'm trying to get it well,
sure enough, I look up and here comes here comes

(02:58:43):
the eight point again, full boar trot, coming across the field,
coming at me. This time you got right and angle
from three hundreds and I'm working on a thing that
got my keys. You know, I can't get it out
comes all the way across the field. I'm mad again.
I go good bye, deer just ran. He came from
about three hundred yards to about one hundred yards. Come on,

(02:59:04):
and I didn't even get the gun in the window.
It was wish so too much jump. I finally simplify you. No,
this was what I said. This was a real oddisty.
This was an odd thing that the scope. Now you're
not wearing the vest at this time, are you know?
So I get that out, I get it fixed again,

(02:59:25):
and I'm sitting there dog giving myself. I can't believe
I've seen that deer twice. Well, here he comes again.
He comes out of the field at about one hundred
and is walking guess what, rick dead away from me again?

Speaker 4 (02:59:37):
Sure, oh gosh, I know you'll take that one.

Speaker 5 (02:59:39):
And I'm like, I've already seen that one. Well no,
and see I don't want to I don't want to
shore shooting mcgig. I don't want to. I don't want
to shoot it and give it to the old Pennsylvania,
you know, or Texas. What do you call it, Texas?

Speaker 4 (02:59:49):
The Texas wonder.

Speaker 5 (02:59:52):
Well, that's twice. You didn't want to do that. You
might want to do that.

Speaker 4 (02:59:54):
Whatever you did other than that was the wrong thing
to do, right McGhee.

Speaker 5 (02:59:58):
So well, look, I just sid I'm gonna take a
shot in butt. Listen. But it doesn't give you a
big target.

Speaker 4 (03:00:06):
No, it doesn't.

Speaker 5 (03:00:07):
That's why people don't do it. So he's running away
from me. I shoot at you. You did it? I miss?
I miss? That's two shots McGee or if you're if
you are ten bucks, however you want to count.

Speaker 6 (03:00:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:00:20):
So now I'm really I'm going I cannot believe I
have shot twice, and everybody tells you one dawn, Oh
listen my phone phones, what's going on you? Okay? I
couldn't answer because I was trying to unjam the gun,
right so, and I'm like, well, and didn't want to
put back. It's a war over here.

Speaker 4 (03:00:41):
Yeah, it's a war.

Speaker 5 (03:00:42):
Because I felt, like I said.

Speaker 4 (03:00:43):
Now, they may think you shooting people people shooting like
he's pinned down.

Speaker 5 (03:00:48):
So I think, I think there is no way, Rick,
I think there is no way I'm gonna see these
These deer have to be five miles from here now, right.
So I'm sitting there and it's you know, we're getting
close us to cut off time. And I look and
here comes here comes the sixth point, which has real
dark fur on it, and so you can really pick

(03:01:09):
him out. He comes out and he's heading out in
the middle of the field again. Well, I look behind
him and here comes a doe following him out on
the field. They get right out in the middle of
the tramp, I'm telling you, and I'm watching. I see
something on the edge of the field again, and look,
here comes O eight out again. He's coming out again. Death.

(03:01:29):
He's screaming. This gets it gets weird. Now he goes
out and stands in the middle of the field with
this six point in the dough and they're almost in
a triangle shape right in the middle of the field.
And it is a full fledged Mexican standoff. And nobody's moving,

(03:01:50):
nobody's flinching. And I thought, well, there, obviously this deer
wants to be taken. I guess, so I get ready again.
I get everything, I get everything just right. I shoot.
I'm looking through the scope. Nobody's moving, nothing is happening.
You've missed it. Nothing hold up you?

Speaker 20 (03:02:08):
Three?

Speaker 5 (03:02:09):
That's how many so far? And now I'm I'm fully well.
The scopes off. Something's happened, guns off, scopes off. I've
lost it. I can't hit the broadside of a barn.

Speaker 4 (03:02:20):
Phones When somebody shoots, the whole place goes crazy.

Speaker 5 (03:02:24):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (03:02:25):
So?

Speaker 5 (03:02:25):
Rick? I Rick? I have one bullet left, my god,
and I am two minutes from cut off time. I
go and they're still staying. I go, well, this this,
this is I gotta try one more time, and then
this is it. I guess. I stand there, not moving.
If nothing else, I'm gonna go down earth throw rock
at him. After that, I guess. So I put the
bullet in, I get rid of, I get set up.

Speaker 4 (03:02:45):
I go.

Speaker 5 (03:02:45):
I know, I mean, I'm doing my checklist here. What
am I missing?

Speaker 2 (03:02:49):
What?

Speaker 5 (03:02:49):
What's happening here? So I get right on him through
the scope. I see him fall. Finally, four shots, one hit.
He yelled about time. Thomas almost there, and I said,
I text him. I said, hey, I got to have
some help over. Well, I'll tell you the rest of it.

(03:03:14):
I believe it or not, it's not totally over yet.
What what over?

Speaker 11 (03:03:17):
You shoot?

Speaker 5 (03:03:18):
McGee and that picture smile like it was like it
was just a normal situation. He's been at war. Look
at it. What we're gonna do with.

Speaker 11 (03:03:25):
McGhee ricking bubba, ricking bubba?

Speaker 4 (03:03:44):
You know here the thing you have to worry about
is And there was a Gunners Real treaty that came
into play because the the the practical jokes became to
the point, I mean, they got to the point they
were so overwhelming no one could enjoy their day for
fear of repercussion. I feel that we're inching that way again,
not on practical jokes, but on thumping and pinching Pinsion's

(03:04:07):
gonna stop thumping and pinching that pension. And the number
one and the number one person who is guilty of
it the most is Calvin Speedy Wilburn. And I'm gonna
tell you what I frankly, I told you yesterday I
had enough of it.

Speaker 5 (03:04:22):
And uh, you realize it leaves bruises on you.

Speaker 4 (03:04:24):
Yeah, yeah, you gonna bury my footing You thumping people,
you pinching people, and it's just like it's uncontrollable to you,
like you can't stop.

Speaker 5 (03:04:33):
Now.

Speaker 4 (03:04:33):
I would like to ask the staff after experiencing yesterday
my retaliation because because one of the things that I
that you know, bubb and I have always been proposed
to this, and we're trying to teach our country this,
but they won't listen that when people come after you,
you have to break their will to want to do it. Okay,
I'm aware of that.

Speaker 5 (03:04:53):
And so yesterday speedy pinch me, thump me, I hate
that pinch.

Speaker 4 (03:04:59):
Didn't come little something, you know, And then another little
fly by and I said to him, I said, just
and I'm writing them down. I said, just just just
so you'll know that before this day is over, I'm
going to retaliate, and it's gonna be severe.

Speaker 5 (03:05:11):
Right. So we in the staff mining yesterday and I
got up and open hands, slap speed in the back
of the head.

Speaker 2 (03:05:16):
I heard a swap right right, right, I mean I
think I blacked out for one second. Right, most most
kids under the age of eighteen would have cried right,
we had.

Speaker 5 (03:05:25):
A handprint on it. I would have come close, all right.

Speaker 4 (03:05:26):
So at that point they'd beat Rick Trump. But then
after that the debate. The debate comes, all right, is
speedying Rick even? And then Speedy starts this ridiculous case. Well,
I'm just coming at you light. I mean, you come
at me with that pinch is not light.

Speaker 5 (03:05:44):
The question is you saw my retaliation, Hams, Bubby, you
said your head was to owe him one after I
did not see the retaliation. I heard the afterfet you
heard it, Greg, you saw it.

Speaker 4 (03:05:54):
I saw the whole thing. Hams, you saw it. Oh yeah,
I was living vicariously through you, Speed Speedy. It was
the hard I thought I was here, Speedy Speedy thought.

Speaker 5 (03:06:03):
Me once and pinched me twice.

Speaker 4 (03:06:05):
Do you think that went beyond what he did or
did it eaven it up because he just because he
just stopped me again.

Speaker 5 (03:06:10):
It was right, But it's not hard now if he
just I'm just stomping, y'all. You owe him one, That's
what I'm saying. I owe you one back, not now,
well now, Rick, Rick, I think we have to be fair.
Years ago, I was being attacked. I retaliated, and you
told us to quit acting like children in here, and
you just shut the show down. By Yeah, I just

(03:06:31):
I just saw what should be fair with all of
our diagnosis. That common measuring stick, right, the uh turn
the lights off. That's all going.

Speaker 4 (03:06:45):
Again, our children mine, we're in the conference room, noted
in front of the audience. But but what I'm saying,
if we're going to if if, but I mean, somehow
Speedy must be stopped from pinching.

Speaker 21 (03:06:59):
I didn't realize he was doing it to you, Rick. Yes,
this has been something between me, Greg and Speedy for
quite some time. I didn't realize you were.

Speaker 5 (03:07:05):
I'll just walk by and give him a little F three.

Speaker 4 (03:07:07):
You'll keep stuff like going. But I tell you what,
I'm gonna get a pair of flyers. I'm gonna pinch
you with him flyers. Right.

Speaker 5 (03:07:12):
No, I've told Speedy for years. He keeps getting me that.
I said, I'm going to uncontrollably have a reflex and
I'm gonna knock your lots out and you're gonna be mad,
and it ain't gonna be my He said the spinal reaction.

Speaker 21 (03:07:24):
My favorite line yesterday was and you said, now that's good,
but you're gonna regret it.

Speaker 4 (03:07:27):
Yeah, no, he writes it down here. See mine is
like you say, there were the off the spine is
the worst. But really mine was methodical and planning all
through the meeting.

Speaker 5 (03:07:37):
You know what I mean that looking at his bottle.

Speaker 4 (03:07:40):
Here's what you don't understand. It ain't just this thumping,
his pinching and these other things he does. I ain't
gonna talk about. He's he's real good.

Speaker 5 (03:07:46):
At him a little and we all did that as boy, right,
Sure the children think again he's the best day.

Speaker 4 (03:07:51):
Yeah, I mean, I mean, I can't spank an adult man.

Speaker 5 (03:07:53):
All I do is slap in the back of the head,
you know, yesterday pretty much.

Speaker 4 (03:07:58):
I'm trying to stop it, but I fear of where
it's gonna go.

Speaker 5 (03:08:02):
It is this uncontrollable for you?

Speaker 2 (03:08:03):
Well, you know, you're just off as fun and I'm
not the only one.

Speaker 5 (03:08:07):
It's all of us for here. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:08:09):
Yeah, but I will say I'll probably do it the
most if you, if.

Speaker 5 (03:08:12):
You stretch your young you can you can pretty much
count on the finger running up your arm pit. But
that's what I talking about. I want to ask you
this question, do you want.

Speaker 6 (03:08:21):
To be doing it?

Speaker 4 (03:08:21):
I mean, can you keep from doing it?

Speaker 5 (03:08:23):
I have to work on that. No, he can't stop it, right,
I can't stop it because we all hate it. He'll
do it to me like, but y'all love it. We'll
bats and he'll do it. But you see the joy
that he came came over you yesterday because I was afraid. Frankly,
i'd given you brain. Damn it, you just had a ring?
Did you get him left handed?

Speaker 15 (03:08:42):
Right?

Speaker 5 (03:08:43):
I don't know. It was something. It was tough. I
felt a ring. No you yeah, you left, that was
the ring. I felt sounded like a beaver hitting his
tail of water a lot. If you've ever been frog
gigging in your life, have you heard that? Even hit
a tell bruised.

Speaker 16 (03:09:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:09:03):
I hadn't looked, but uh, but it was funny because
it was when you get hit hard, it's like you
didn't know what happened, you know, don't.

Speaker 5 (03:09:13):
I'll just do a little friendly thunk right friendly.

Speaker 4 (03:09:15):
But it goes back though to what the thing that
we said, Well, you must break break someone's desire?

Speaker 2 (03:09:20):
Why owed you one? That was so hard that I
owed you once? And now we're even and I'll stop.
I'll stop everybody, because that's it. I'll stop.

Speaker 5 (03:09:27):
I won't tell you that. God, let's keep it up,
and I have to fight through it, but for a
split second when you pinch me. If I had a gun,
I'd shoot you, just for a split second. It's that bad.
You can't you can't control feel bad because you don't
have time to for logic to go. I shouldn't do that,
right I would, I would blow a hole. Well, I
will say the pinch that came your way.

Speaker 4 (03:09:49):
Right there?

Speaker 5 (03:09:50):
He was wanting.

Speaker 4 (03:09:52):
He's doing it too. Are you part of this? Are
you making speedy go do it?

Speaker 5 (03:09:59):
I'm agging it on and then I'm doing it my Rick.

Speaker 4 (03:10:01):
I know you don't like to do it, but if
you've come to ourn in the hall lately, it's just
constantly right.

Speaker 5 (03:10:05):
That's something right. I just I just want to make
because I don't.

Speaker 2 (03:10:09):
We're even right now? Would you not agree? Even Greg
and I, I mean Rick and I, we're not even
close to Yeah, we are nine inch clients, and I'm
gonna lay it on you.

Speaker 5 (03:10:19):
Here's what we will do. What gout? Nine inch climn't
sound good?

Speaker 4 (03:10:25):
I know that. I would just say, just watch clients,
just like we talked about that little line. Yeah is
yesterday I had a controlled, very private retaliation. But I
fear that that's not always gonna take place. But when
you got everybody going and before you know it, people
falling into quip just to make sure I'm not armed
when you pinch man, then you'll be fine because it

(03:10:47):
it's real quick, and I want to kill you, just
real quick.

Speaker 2 (03:10:49):
I understand, I know you. I know the pain I
felt that when Rick hit me yesterday. Is that sudden
spinal reaction type thing sting so bad it does.

Speaker 4 (03:10:59):
It reminds me like if you when when when we
played football, someone knocking your clock off did not hurt
as bad as somebody's face mask, going down your spine,
little burn and on your shin, yeah, just burn and
and at that point you would take somebody's life.

Speaker 2 (03:11:15):
Yeah, but we all know Greg's a candy and I
was just going by messing with him.

Speaker 5 (03:11:21):
But I want you to know yesterday you saw my response,
you saw my I'm gonna stop that. You would you
agree messing with you? I promise you don't. You and
I are even right.

Speaker 2 (03:11:32):
I'm fine with it, okay, but I can't be to
look at me an I need to know, yes, I'm done. Okay,
I'm done.

Speaker 4 (03:11:37):
There's nothing worse than what I did yesterday, But I
will do that again if I keep going, if you keep.

Speaker 5 (03:11:42):
But I've hired Ric to get my get matter of fact,
I'm now now and I even would you not agree? Babba?
When's the last time he got Where's the last time
he got you? He tried to get me this morning?
Did not he got me before this segment? Let's make
that sect. He'll rate you around and give you toys
there too. He'll put the.

Speaker 4 (03:12:02):
Here's what I'm gonna say. Here's what I'm gonna say.
I now represent older you. By the way, let me
tell you this. You know who I'm gonna be. Dam
This man put out a twister warning they went in
here at all times. Listen, I gotta go with we
saw a hook echo. I'm now gonna be for this
show what Aaron Brockovich was to those people that were poisoned.

(03:12:22):
And I'm representing all people with a gripe and I'm
gonna be the enforcer.

Speaker 5 (03:12:26):
Of stopping you there. You're like the hit man over here.

Speaker 11 (03:12:31):
Yes, ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.