December 17, 2024 - Rick & Bubba Show

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 3 (00:30):
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Speaker 1 (00:46):
Welcome to the Coach Pass Control Best of Rick and
Bubba Show. I'm Greg, I'm hosting today. I hope you're
enjoying yourself. And yesterday I think we had a pretty
good day on the on the Best we got thirty
one years. Guys, we're selling so the Best of the
Rick and Bubba Show. This one here, I'm gonna start
out with let me check it out. Have you ever
been to, say, a concert or a movie and you

(01:09):
got the loud guy behind you talking?

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Rick experienced that at an Eagles concert and he told
us all about it. Check it out on the Best
of Rick and Bubba. Mom and Dad, two of our sons,
and my wife Sherry to see the Eagles on their
North American tour forty six years of the Eagles and
they were as good as ever. Phenomenal during the class
by themselves top to bottom, just flawless. What an incredible

(01:32):
show and a great evening. We had a good time.
Got in with no problems, and trying to get mom
and Dad to their seats a bit of an issue
because of Dad talking to everyone and constantly trying to
figure out why we were going to another place to
go to the bathroom. And we finally got our shirts,
got that in and got that done. I just became
the guy dove into the shirt line and let them
shout to me the different kinds of shirts they wanted.

(01:55):
We got all that done. I'm wearing mine today, pulling
a helmsie. So you finally get to the point, you
finally get to the point where you're like, okay, we
are finally seated. I finally have everybody sat down, everybody's
got their shirt, we're in, we're parked, We've gone to
the bathroom, we've we've let Dad talk to all the
different people that he's talked wants to talk to. They're

(02:17):
coming to him. Some he does, some he doesn't. And
so we sit down, I've got everybody where we need
to be, and you're thinking, what an investment, And now
it's on. And then of course the people who drag
in late and block you. Told one guy said're gonna
have to find your seat. Yeah, he says, I'm just
trying to fumble seet. I said at eight o'clock, sneak

(02:39):
up on you man. The rest of us got here,
you know. And so anyway, then you got the people
that get drunk and nearly follow up down the steps,
right in the middle of stuff about who wants to
spend three hundred dollars a ticket and not recall it?
So so so anyway, so so I must there must.
I don't. I don't get that. I really don't. So

(03:00):
then I know pretty quick that I have, you know,
cause the Eagles. This isn't like going to see say
Greg in the day when we were young. This isn't
like going to see a C.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
D C.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
This is this isn't like going to see Metallica to
where the band will drown out any idiots talking around you. Okay,
what this This is the Eagles, best of my love.
We've got a peaceful, easy feeling. Okay, we're lying eyes.
You hear these kind of songs. If somebody's talking behind you,

(03:34):
then they will they will take away that moment. Okay,
so but so I get I get this this guy. Okay,
this is the guy who is I'm a greg. First
of all, I know everything about the Eagles. Oh and
he said, he's telling everybody about and I've got I've
got my date with me, and I'll tell you one thing.
I mean, and let me say this, he's probably wrong

(03:54):
about some of this fact. Oh of course he was,
because I've got a few in me. Okay, you're going
to correct and grig, I talk just like this right here.
I mean, I talk the whole time, and then I'll
talk a little bit and I do that that you easy,
and I sing a little bit, but but I'm on
talk and then I pick up a piece of the
song while I'm talking. When it pulls me away from
my conversation, it sounds like the commercial. Mister concert goer,

(04:17):
picture this this. Yeah, Hey, this is me. I like
the way he sure he's looking at it. We're smiling
behind me.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
By we got that, you know, we got that dose over.
I mean, we got chick May and Day, the sick
million dollars tied up in that equipment. I told that,
I said, hey, we when they do expect this thing.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
I like these money, and I told him, I said, hey,
I mean you know we're gonna do that. I mean
we might as well.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
And I'm I'm right back back back back, got back back,
back back back, make big back back and then I
may Joe Walts, she got a gillion pride. That's you done,
henry Son. And they did that back in nineteen eighty
kicking and I got to move back dozer and we
don't move back dover. I told him he can kissed
my eyes and then back at that that that that

(05:00):
he was a high headed man.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
We're gonna move about the door an there. We need
to get that. We need to get that dog do
they ain't live in about oh my, And I'm like, wow,
I'm glad. This is great worked out. I've loved every
minute of this. Will you please talk in my ear
for the next two and a half. You're so much
more pleasant than Don Henley. Just once to show for

(05:26):
Pete Gosh. We're at the country and it's it's on now.
They started right they started. You can talk over the
music at the beginning and when they're playing out the
p A s hey, buddy, the show started. We're all
that dozer. I know everything about schoing, you know, not
dated her back in high school, you know, but I
talked to my I dated her back and taking she's stupid,

(05:51):
she's crazy, crazy, And I'm like, so, so that was
my experience. Hell right, Yeah, one time I want to
turn around, say just give them the dose or man,
let it have it. It's not worth it, right, just
back out of it, man, And thank you, thank you.
I was not clear on how well your company's doing.
You've cleared that up for me. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
Ah le the.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Eagles while singing the hits. Yeah, so so that that
was a bit of a that was yeah. And that's
that thing where you know your wife, you know, she'll
come over here and show loop her hands up through there,
you know, right through your arm. Yeah yeah, and she'll
just start squeezing, like, don't do that. Just watch the show, baby,
please don't engage you.

Speaker 7 (06:30):
You'd like to have a big squirt gun to around,
just hit them about three times.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
But it just seems walking around since to me that
if you've invested in something that it's a big investment,
and you've gone through all it takes to get to
that concert and you go to to try to just
kind of, you know, decompress and listen to incredible music
played by incredible musicians and great singers and harmonies and
all this. And you've invested it once you hear them

(06:57):
walk out, and you hear them everybody get get or
note for seven Bridges Road, and they open. They opened
with seven Bridges Road. What Rody says, I ruined by
telling him that's what was gonna happen. They said that
in the future, if the eaglesre gonna go.

Speaker 7 (07:09):
Away, you said, telling him was a guy in front
of you saying I wish that guy behind him?

Speaker 8 (07:13):
Well, this was all the way this guy's calling this song.
This was the way down there, this is in the
garden worse than Bulldozer.

Speaker 9 (07:22):
Guys was set less rich but already gone up next
take it easy, hey, you go, you're gonna miss the
second version.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
You're talking about that dozer. But anyway, and you know
what I thought about them too, when you when your
songs are so well known, like sure, you said, what
is it like to be part of a culture, I mean,
to be so iconic that your your music is part
of of a country's culture. But if for them, if
they're singing because they're singing such complicated harmonies and backgrounds.
It must be difficult when fifteen thousand people are singing

(07:53):
the song with you and we can't sing because where
we know the words to every song, that's when you
turn it up. So it was great, and and Hemsey
said he saw that the kid we were wondering who
it was is actually Don Henley soon.

Speaker 10 (08:05):
Yeah, from both of um and Henley's son have been
touring and I think Fry pretty much been there.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah, he's he's doing.

Speaker 10 (08:14):
But now this young young guy, he's twenty, but he
looks like he's about fifteen.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
So that's Don Henley son Will Henley. That's Don Henley's
whoever the mama of him is, I don't know if
it's his current wife or not. Well, how come, how
come Glenn's son gets to go with me? He's like,
you've you've made him a full member of the man, Honey,
we wrote songs forever with Glenn. Glenn and I made
the Eagles. Well, how come arts is not getting to
play good guys? Will let him play on two songs?

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (08:37):
What I like?

Speaker 7 (08:38):
The Henley family keeps the name simple. You got done,
You got Will you know nothing.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
But anyway, it was great and loved it and it
was flawless, and it was a great, great time with
mom and dad and with my wife and my sons.
It was a great, great experience. It was good to
see a lot of you there too. And I'm sure
we'll talk about it some as the show goes on.
We'll get some other stuff coming up. Hanging there, We'll
be ready.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Back to ricking Bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Rick.

Speaker 7 (09:26):
We had this story last week about a German upscale
restaurant was going to replace cow's milk in their recipes
with human milk.

Speaker 6 (09:36):
Yeah, or they would offer it as an option as
a possibilities.

Speaker 7 (09:39):
Well, that idea now has not gone unnoticed by our friends.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Of PETA, the People for the Ethical.

Speaker 7 (09:46):
Treatment of Animals. They have sent a letter to Ben
and Jerry, the makers and owners of Ben and Jerry's
homemade ice cream ink, urging them to replace cow's milk
they used for their ice cream products with human breast milk.
According to a statement recently released by a PETA spokesperson,

(10:07):
Oh my goodness. PETA request comes in wake of news
reports of the Swiss restaurant owner who began purchasing breast
milk over the internet, using nursing mothers, and substituting breast
milk for seventy five percent of the cow's milk in
the food they serve. PETE officials say the move to
human breast milk would lessen the suffering, lessen the suffering

(10:32):
of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms, and
benefit human health. The fact that human adults consume huge
quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant
for a baby cow just doesn't seem to make sense.
As Pete's executive vice president Tracy.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Runman Raymond, Now, where's Bruce? Is Bruce not speaking.

Speaker 7 (10:55):
From I'm afraid Bruce has been demoted drink. He was
caught throwing dogs in a dumpster. Now I'm quoting anyone.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
All right, should I should say? Everyone knows that the
breast is best. Oh my goodness. So Ben and Jerry
could do consumers and cows a big favor by making
the switch to breast milk. I repeat from Pete's executive director.
Everyone knows that the breast is best. That's what they're saying.

(11:26):
Give cows and their babies a break. Uh, I see
the spokesperson from Ben and Jerry's is not exactly a
you know, because.

Speaker 7 (11:36):
Now this is what's funny. Ben there, Ben and Jerry
ben Cohen, Jerry Greenfield are two of the biggest commie
libs you'll ever run into. Right, there's very few places
that I will boycott. I do not do Ben and
Jerry's because they borderline communists.

Speaker 6 (11:52):
They have never met a psycho liberal.

Speaker 7 (11:55):
Whycho calls, they didn't get behind and uh so, I
just you know, Nana, if I got to have a scoop,
I'll go in there, you know. But I mean, I'm
not gonna do Ben and Jerry.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Can I see what's weird though their products? They don't
even remotely have concerned about calories, no, which seems to
me to be a little inconsiderate of us overweight.

Speaker 6 (12:14):
You ever looked at a pint of that?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
How many calories are in like one little pint of
their different weird flavors.

Speaker 7 (12:19):
Now, this is strange because we have the and this
is a scenario. I absolutely love this. This is the
perfect storm when we have liberals rolling in on other liberals,
you know, and they can't find they can't find the
liberal high ground here of who's right. Now, this is strange, Rick,
I thought Ben and Jerry's are, you know, are a
little more confrontational here than you would want them to be,

(12:41):
being good big hearted liberals. They say they applaud Peter's
novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we
believe a mother's milk is best used for her child,
according to a spokesperson for Ben and Jerry's. Now, I
would thought Ben and jerrys would have jumped all over this. Well,
it's obvious.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
It's obvious that that In and Jerry, the two pot
smoking hippies don't love cows, right, Uh yeah, and uh
and and probably in this election are against women as well. Sure,
Uh so you know it's you know, the people at
PETE y'all. I hope y'all have watched us over the
years acknowledge that, like many organizations, and I could run

(13:19):
a litany of them right now, that started off with
some sense, you know.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
It started off when you know what, there's.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
People torturing animals, there's people doing puppy farms, and there's
there's people you know, selling disease puppies, and and and
and we need to do something about that and crack
down on some of these people that just for the
fun of it, you know, torture domesticated animals. But then
then they kind of lost their way and begin to
move all animals to the same level of human beings

(13:48):
and then beyond, and then to make it even more evil,
then they just sort of realized, Hey, you know what,
we got a lot of bleeding heart liberals out there
that if we show some pictures of beat up puppies
and and and what happens at pork and dairy farms, hey,
they'll send us lots of money. And then before you
know it, it becomes this incredible money making organization that

(14:12):
has been called on several occasions, like the one you
just mentioned Bubba, where they went to save the dogs
only to find out later they dumped them all in
a dumpster. Uh. You know, it's really become more of
a to me, a flim flam organization than even an
organization that really cares Rick.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
It's it's just a liberal, left wing wacko fundraising group
that you know, really for is actually helping out dogs
and cats. I don't know how much good they're doing now,
be honest, we.

Speaker 6 (14:37):
They've really lost their way. Have you ever seen their facility?

Speaker 7 (14:40):
Oh yeah, I mean it's it looks like a bank.
I mean, they're just it's unbelievable headquarters because they're rolling
in money. Rick They went on, this is so funny
you read this. They said that animals would benefit from
the switch to breast milk. Like all mammals, cows only
produce milk during and after a pregnancy. So to be
able to consistently milk them, cows are forcibly impregnated every

(15:04):
nine months. After several years of living in filthy conditions
and being forced to produce ten times more milk than
they would naturally, their exhausted bodies are turned into hamburgers
are ground up for soup, and I applaud it.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Yeah, well, the site, we're being very efficient.

Speaker 7 (15:23):
With the I know, I mean, we're getting all we
can out of the cow. I think that's a good thing. Look,
the slaughter of any animal is not pretty okay, but
it's just like so many things in nature. I've been
there for two children being born, and it is a
wonderful miracle that you walk out of that room scratching
your head, going, oh my goodness, how did that happen.

(15:43):
But nobody said these miracles are not gross, and so
you know, it's just, you know, to be in on
the ground level of that. I'm sure sacrificing animals back
in the Old Testament, you know, where we had to
get the prettiest and the best and slit their throat
was not a pretty thing either. It's just because we're
not used to it every day. If you were used to,
it wouldn't be a big deal. I mean, people who

(16:05):
fish every day have no problem taking a hook out
of a fish's mouth. If you don't do it every day,
you're real careful about how you stick your hand in there.
I mean, it's just what you're used to.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
We go to Christy and Birmingham. Christy, go ahead your
comments on Peter's latest campaign.

Speaker 11 (16:21):
Slogans, Good morning guys and monkey grass.

Speaker 12 (16:23):
I've been listening to you guys for a long time
and this absolutely floors me. You have stupid stuff, but
this just this floors me.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
You don't think the breast is best?

Speaker 12 (16:35):
Oh my god, No, I would not absolutely drink it
and breastfed two children. And there's no way anything I eat.
I want my own breast milk or somebody else's to be.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
In said with that kind of the whole ice cream experience.

Speaker 11 (16:49):
For you, have these people ever been on a farm
and seen a cow in agony because the calf is
not drinking enough milk?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah, oh yeah. And you know they don't care about cows.
They care about raising money. I acting like they care
about cows. I like that because you mean, we've been
through this for dairy farmers have called us for so
they have no clue about that, no clue.

Speaker 12 (17:13):
They've never been on a farm. If they had, they
would know that the the cow produces more milk than
the caws can consume, just like the mother produces more
milk than the child can consume. And a cow is
an agony if she is not milked.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Thank you for that, Christy, and thank you.

Speaker 11 (17:32):
I appreciate all you guys do.

Speaker 12 (17:33):
We listen to you every morning and you guys are great.

Speaker 7 (17:35):
Well, Christy, thank you. We're here because of people like you.
Trust me, If it were not for you, we'd be
out looking for a job milk and cows. Uh, let's
go to h or whatever else we need to milk.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
In the future. Kara Montgomery, Why why don't you go ahead? Hey?

Speaker 13 (17:50):
Rick, and Bubba.

Speaker 12 (17:51):
Yeah, I would just love, first of all for the
spokesperson to pay it.

Speaker 13 (17:55):
To just squirt a little breast milk and a glass
and take a big swig and show how.

Speaker 14 (17:59):
Good it is.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, well, speed, he's done that, he can comment.

Speaker 6 (18:01):
On it, yes, speed you actually they put it on
your cereal once?

Speaker 8 (18:03):
Right?

Speaker 1 (18:04):
How was it?

Speaker 15 (18:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (18:05):
I just didn't see it. It said mom's milk. It's
just tasted a little different.

Speaker 12 (18:11):
I mean, honestly, that's got to be.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Well, we all know that that's a special bond, isn't it. Yeah,
it'll make it go.

Speaker 6 (18:19):
How are you doing?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
You know something that's you know, home produced? That's yeah,
I mean that's special. That's when you have a special
bond between husbands. And will you have me that carton
real quick time?

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
And now going through our weekend in New York City.
And they thought that writing and taxi cabs was was
like an amusement part rod. I mean they would they
would look forward to that like a roller coaster. And
you know those your hands. Let me tell you something.
Who's the mayor now, Bloomberg? Yeah, he's the dictator now
that cowboy right saw the naked cowboy told him told

(19:27):
him hello from everybody. And my wife came to conclusion
about the neked cowboy that I just looked at her
and tilted my head. She said, you know, Rick, he
ain't right. And I said, well, yeah, honey, I mean
we all know that we've told him. He goes, You're
look in his eyes. You can tell he's not right,
And I said yeah. And of course she tried to
scurry the kids away from him, but not quick enough.
That kept Big Love from taking a picture. He's I

(19:47):
got a picture of the naked cowboy. So so anyway,
so we know we go through that. But I'd like
to tell the mayor, the dictator of New York, you're
three hundred and fifty dollars fine to got to keep
New York taxi cab drivers from honking. It's not it's
not working.

Speaker 7 (20:04):
No teeth, they say dictator because I think he's done
a great job. But he did his two terms and
then he just changed the laws so he could run again.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Right.

Speaker 6 (20:12):
But what I'm saying is, you know, we had.

Speaker 7 (20:15):
A guy named Rudy Giuliani did a pretty good job.
He just left after two terms because the loss said
you should.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Right, right. But anyway, so that that that that that
thread of the three hundred fifty dollars fine, not having
much effect for funking your horn. Yeah, how about what
cost you greg the New York horn? Listen the New
York taxi. I'm talking about when the light turns not
even completely green, the rick dank. I mean, they they
and I mean they're just some of the moves they

(20:42):
make you do like this, and then when you come
out the other side and you're not in the wreck,
you can't believe it. Yeah, and they just come over
on each other. It's it's like flying in a wrap.
The kids would laugh, O how did.

Speaker 6 (20:52):
They do that?

Speaker 1 (20:52):
At one point the kids had their hands up like.
I remember when we went, you know, for the XFL,
only time i'd have been in New York, and you
y'all told me about the cab, right, I said, well,
they're exaggerating. No, y'all were exaggerating enough. I mean, it's
almost got out. I could not believe. It's almost like
you're suck through a portal. You should have hit that car.
How did it not happen?

Speaker 4 (21:12):
You know?

Speaker 6 (21:12):
So so anyway we linguished the language.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah, yeah, and if I bring up Times Square that
they can't go through there anymore. I didn't do that
this time because the kids were in the car, right,
but you remember the last time we went, we brought
it up in buddy. They love you mean the pedestrian
mall right? And you know what, they'll have a parade
in New York City at the drop of a hat.
And the cab drivers love that too. Sixth Avenue one
day shut down from eleven to six. You know why
the the ecuador people, how do what do you call

(21:37):
them ecuadoriansorians? What are people from Ecuador called Ecuadorians? They
just had a parade? What yeah, here we go, I
mean in no sixth Avenue for you know most of
the day. Cabby's loved it, loved it, and uh so
we got to do that. Anything out of the normal
they love. By I would like to say one mistake
on the trip. Two mistakes we make. One was taking

(21:59):
the boys to the Museum of Natural History. By the way,
they will really get upset if it doesn't look exactly
like the movie. Not in the museum, Oh yeah, guy.
And then I had to explain to task he was
in a spirring movie producer by the way on the
trip to he wanted to meet Steve's He wont to
know if Steve Steven Spielberg was in the city because

(22:19):
he wanted to talk to him about getting the rights
to producing his movie Indiana Jones Junior. And as I
told him, I said, you have to get the rights
of that son. You can't just do in Indiana Jones movie.
So he wanted to meet with Spilberg while we're in
New York City. I said, I think he's in Los Angeles.
So then he wants to know when we're going there.
But anyway, so you know, you forget about the Museum
of Natural History, you know, and I was gonna ignore

(22:42):
all the evolution, you know, garbage and all that in it,
and climate change and all that. But what I forgot
is when they are showing you cave people are monkey people.
They are anatomically blazing. Yeah. So the boys and I'm
so we just hear them laughing and they're and they're
they're trying to take pictures, and I'm like what And

(23:03):
we walk around and here's a monkey man and woman
with with their private parts exposed, and here the here
the boys just I mean just loving it. You can
see as a whole hold and say that I'd reradish
streamed terrace in that, right. And uh and so they're
they're they're just running around now trying to find naked people,
you know, statues and stuff and where a lot of guys,

(23:26):
guys air and space would have been safe. Right. Can
I tell you this though, at the Museum of Nature
History were really big, really big lots of places, a
lot of stuff in there. And uh and and and
how about this, They've got a replica of a blue well,
the world's largest mammal. Hey, it's big. Yeah, I mean,

(23:46):
I mean that. I don't know if you've ever seen
blue well, but by goodness, that's a big and uh
and take at one point we just couldn't stop staring
at We're like, well, that's a that's a big anthemal.
Sherry says, that's under the water. I said, wow, we
got a lot of water. Hey, we got a lot
of water to have that big sucker in there.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
We do.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Uh So So anyway, so Museum of Natural History, just
be aware if you're taking kids through there's naked people, Okay,
be aware of that when they go through.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
The history of man and all that naked natural.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
I'm talking about a lot of naked mannequins who and
unlike the mannequins they they they're gonna make amount of
time wealthy.

Speaker 8 (24:18):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Uh So anyway, and and also for some of you
will lead to a discussion by some things you don't
want to have to explain. Uh But anyway, at one point,
I just you ever just had your kids corny and
you just got not talk about it.

Speaker 6 (24:30):
Let's go see the whale. Right, did y'all see how
big that?

Speaker 17 (24:32):
Well?

Speaker 6 (24:33):
How about the whale?

Speaker 1 (24:36):
So hey is that Steven Spielberg?

Speaker 15 (24:37):
Right?

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah, right, I think you just went that way. Another
mistake we made about renting bikes to go to Central Park,
Rick Burs You know what, you know what if you
don't know how to get the Central Park from the
Hudson River, real important to know. Yeah, and uh and
the bike people. That's one thing about New Yorkers. They
assume everybody knows the city. Have you ever noticed that

(24:59):
it's no problem you get down there, said, go down there,
biking roll. They got the best bikes down on the
Hudson down at the Hiba. Get you some bikes there.
You take off down to hud Hudson hiber and go
up seventy eighth right Central Park. Not probably, Well, they
don't tell you how far that is. I mean that's
a long way. And by the way, it wasn't seventy eight, sir,
it was seventy seconds. That was big to know that huge,

(25:20):
I mean because suddenly we end up as a family
owned box in a non bike area. We're just trapped
in the people pushing our bikes. You ever tried to
walk through New York pushing a bike? Do you know
what I mean? Everybody say, got to get a ba
out of the way. You get over here, it's hard
to hold you prets right, and you know, and they
didn't have a bike for tasks. So now he's seventy
something pounds on the pull along. I'm like, I'm like dry,

(25:42):
I said, I said, Hey, Sherry, Hey, honey, loving this.

Speaker 8 (25:46):
I'm dragging seventy pounds back here. If we could slow
it down, just the hair.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Rick, I've noticed that box involved most of you. By
the way, I will rent a bike, can I tell you?
On my vacations, I've never rented a bike, right, You
know what? It can be great if you're just in
a small area where you ease around, but if you
go on a trip, not so good.

Speaker 16 (26:05):
So you're pulling seventy. Now I'm interested in you pulling seventy.
But also big love being on his own, you know what,
and on a big bick.

Speaker 13 (26:12):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
He did great, except for you know, there was a
couple of instances where he plowed into people. But uh,
you know, sorry, sir, if you want to hear a
New Yorker cuss, have a kid run up on him
on the back right right on the back of his heels,
right right anyway. So uh so that that, you know,
and the kids and I didn't know this somewhere my
kids have learned the term hobo. Uh well, I didn't

(26:35):
know it. Hey, dad, Look there's a hobo. Hey, hey,
you know, just call people hoboes, you know what I mean.
You know, I've noticed we haven't seen many hobos. There's one.
There's a hobo. Hello, Look, dad, there's a hobo playing guitar.
You know, I'm like, guys, Dave raised on hobo. That's
the naked cap forward. Yeah, And so I don't even
where they got that word.

Speaker 8 (26:54):
Who told him hobo went with terraces, that's all they
screamed out terror, they screamed out hobo.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
And so then we did that. We found that central
part little crowded. But if you take them to the
place where Stuart Little drove his plane, you know, and.

Speaker 6 (27:10):
Raced the boat, they digged that a little bit.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Of course, then you remember you're still on bikes and
you got to find your way back to the Hudson iby.
But anyway, so we eventually found our way back over
a few death to fighting moments. Both lay back on
seventy second a way.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
Yeah, by the way, I now screamed that.

Speaker 8 (27:25):
By the way, if they're telling you seventy eight wrong,
it ain't seventy eight.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
I don't even know what seventy eighth was. I don't
know where we were. So so that went well. And then,
of course the thing that I was looking forward to,
the most tickets to the Yankees versus the Red Song.
Oh yeah, guys, I mean I would like to say
this in the sports genre. Look, you can hate the

(27:48):
Yankees like the Yankees. That's not the point. Okay, everyone
who loves sports should it some to me.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
This is on the list.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
You must see a game, preferably a big rival, maybe
the Subway series of the Red Sox against the Yankees
in Yankee Stadium. This is all I'm gonna say. I
believe the Yankees are to sports what the Beatles are
to music. You may not like them, but to ignore
the impact their history and the things they can say.

(28:17):
First of all, the fact that they were the team
with bab Ruth that saved baseball it was over. And
to see the old Yankee Stadium in the new Yankee Stadium.
We rode the subway because everybody said it started with
Bob carry our syndicator. Oh you can't take a cab.
Now that'd you're crazy?

Speaker 14 (28:30):
Did it?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Ride the bike? We started to ride our bikes. We thought,
we thought, you know, Bronx, that's a little far. But anyway,
every you know the subway and by the way, if
you need to take the number four, and you're some
guy from Alabama, and for some reason my mind I
got that confused with the letter A. You confuse the
New Yorkers. Where am I supposed to get on the
A train? The A train? Ah, man, yeah, you gotta
go a bet of fifties And I'm like no, they

(28:51):
said forty second, And then really I realized it's the
fore train, not the A train, which by the way,
would have saved a lot of bogged down there at
the Hey, why are we standing here?

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Rickin' Bubba, ricking' bubba.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
The Super Bowl on Fox this Sunday. It is Seattle
taking on the Seahawks. I mean there are the Seahawks
taking on the Denver Broncos. Seattle Seahawks Denver Broncos. Weird matchup.
We wanted to put somebody on the ground. We'll do

(29:47):
our predictions for the Sports Ar Trophy coming up a
little later. Roger Lewis is at Times Square what they're
now calling Super Bowl Boulevards, and Roger Lewis reports from
New York City. Roger, how are you, buddy?

Speaker 13 (30:04):
Good morning, Rick and Babo. Roger Lewis reporting live this
morning from Super Bowl Boulevard.

Speaker 7 (30:12):
Roger, We're glad you're out there. You know, we've had
our resources stretched here where there by covering winter weather.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
But we're glad you're on the streets in New York.

Speaker 13 (30:21):
Yes, thank you very much. I've got my Angry Birds
hat on at my trusty microphone. As you can hear
this morning, it's actually very difficult to hear fans are
very excited and inebriated for this Sunday's game. Just listen
to this energetic crowd.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Yeah, we're fascinating. Yea hid for this Super Bowl.

Speaker 13 (30:46):
What they've done here, Rick and Baba. They've blocked off
of thirteen block stretch of Broadway, converted it into NFL pandemonium.
Yellow dab drivers are particularly peeved about the traffic tie up,
but so far they've only been shouting obscenities in their
native language. There, Yeah, no foul there.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Good morning, Good morning, super Bowl.

Speaker 13 (31:15):
It's like a giant carnival. Rick and Bubbamah. They've got games,
They've got entertainment. They've even got a contraption where you
can experience what it's like to be an NFL linebacker.
They're calling it the Concussion Simulator. So much good morning, line.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Up, Good morning, behaving the line too soon.

Speaker 13 (31:42):
They have a three hundred foot toboggan run. I know
you've seen the pictures on the internet. It's yeah, it's
built out of steel and fiberglass. For everybody, I say.
They had the three hundred foot slant until New Jersey
Governor Chris Christie went for a riding collapse the entire structure.

(32:05):
He is losing weight. Fortunately no injuries were reported, but
Governor Christy did lose his Hogy.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Sand was.

Speaker 13 (32:16):
Snapchatted a photo for Speedy on the website Thank you.
I was. I was due to have an exclusive interview
with Governor Christy, but he got stopped on the George
Washington Bridge. As you know, Rick and Mamma, it's been
very cold here in the norm When we asked the

(32:39):
about the weather with the NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodold, he
was speechless because he was frozen solid. He's in the
thought ted as we speak. I wish him the last
Speaking of frozen, this just handed to me off of Twitter.
Only six people remain trapped in their vehicles in Atlanta

(33:03):
due to the cold weather. Those workers are shouting at
motorists and it's okay to get out of your car
when it's fifty four degree. Rick and Bubba, good morning,
thank you. I've just been told. In an effort to

(33:23):
help the cold folks in the Southeast, Miley, Cyrus and
al Gore have teamed up for what they call the
Global Wrecking Tour. Owl's coming to the Southeast and he's
bringing global warming with him. We're all appreciate. Mamiley will

(33:44):
be there to twork. Now getting back to the game
on Sunday, the NYPD had a major bust yesterday. Yeah,
seeking thousands. They were seizing thousands of counterfeit unlicensed super
Bowl call girls ricking Bubba. I'm sorry, that's a counterfeit
unlicensed super Bowl clothing to read I have bitten gone

(34:10):
here this morning. Actually, some of these products that are
unlicensed that they have sees, this is hundreds of thousands
of dollars, ricking bubba. Some of these toys are actually
very dangerous.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Oh really, we'll have well.

Speaker 13 (34:27):
The one that comes to mind here with the Seattle
Sea Hawk in a box. Yeah, it's pretty self explanatory.
It's a live, fully grown hawk that Chinese sweatshop workers
have stuffed in. Apparently last week a forty seven year
old hack and sack resident opened his hawk in a

(34:49):
box and the angry hawk pecked out one of his
The fans have gotten something, but just a moment, the.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Mob is hurting him around. Damn, your composure bought back
the mob tickets now fifty.

Speaker 13 (35:13):
Docking that the whole ordeal took place on a Jersey
City bus. I'm sure you can imagine.

Speaker 14 (35:18):
What Oh my gosh.

Speaker 13 (35:21):
Another dangerous toy confiscated was the Richard Sherman Lunatic and
a cab you just twist off and a crazy person
springs out and shouts at.

Speaker 18 (35:33):
You for forty five seconds.

Speaker 13 (35:38):
In addition, and this is very.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Troubling to me, right well, it should be.

Speaker 13 (35:44):
In addition to those items, some bogus T shirts were
also confiscated in the raids. You can tell this wasn't
official NFL apparel by some of the slogans on the shirts.
I have a list here. Please leave the Seahawk, take
the Jets, Rocky Mountain, high on life, the super Bowl

(36:13):
having nothing to do with Tony Romos, and two and three,
I lost my toes to the Polar Vortex. And finally,
the most bizarre, a black T shirt. They just simply
read deport Bieber. Yeah, I'm sure you're aware, Rick and Bubba.

(36:37):
This year's Super Bowl halftime show has been presented by
Pepsi Yes, and singing, of course, will be Bruno Mars. Incidentally,
it was ten years ago we saw Janet Jackson's Bruno Mars.
If you know what game hang on, just I'm sorry,

(36:57):
just a moment here hashtag breaking news. Due to the
extreme cold, this year's halftime show has now been canceled NOD.
In an effort to keep fans warm on the field,
officials will be building a giant bonfire comprised of Giants
and Jets jerseys donated by angry fans. And if that's

(37:23):
not enough to help pass the time, the NFL will
be using the jumbo tron to show the first twenty
minutes of the nineteen eighty nine Tom Hanks classic Turner
and Hoots. I've been told everybody knows the first twenty
minutes is all that shows.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
What Oh gosh, you have to really think about that one.

Speaker 13 (37:45):
But it's gold, It's comedy, super Bowl Gold. I've been
told that the mayors of Denver and Seattle have agreed
to swap their city's main exports in a sign of solidarity.
Oh good, well, Denver's mayor sent a bag of his
medical marijuana name game Changer, and then return the mayor

(38:10):
of Seattle set a bag filled with rain and sadness.

Speaker 19 (38:15):
On the Morning Live This Morning, Cross here in time,
ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba, wrecking.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Bother the grave it leaves King Buba Buba.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
It brings me to my knees.

Speaker 20 (39:01):
Can see by the toil.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
What's so crowd.

Speaker 21 (39:19):
At the twel.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Last game me.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Small scrips and ride through the bad.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Spot for the man.

Speaker 22 (39:43):
Whats we.

Speaker 20 (39:47):
We're so gay?

Speaker 23 (39:49):
A leastreets right the moms b skiing in a.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Yah blue through the night that off the.

Speaker 21 (40:15):
Black Bastos does not storm space.

Speaker 19 (40:28):
The land.

Speaker 24 (40:35):
O the last.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Had the.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Eight minutes after the hour Cook's past control Best of
Ricking Bubbas Show. I'm Greg, I'm hosting today and tomorrow
Speedy will be in to close the week out. And
then we got two more weeks after that to look
back on the thirty one years of the Rick and
Bubba's Show. Let's get it started with Deborah from Leeds.
Check it out on the Best of Ricking Bubble Brett.

Speaker 6 (41:25):
Welcome to The Ricking Bubba Show and thank you for listening.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Brother, go right ahead, Hey.

Speaker 18 (41:28):
Good morning guy.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
How you doing all right?

Speaker 18 (41:30):
All right? Hey, I didn't know if you guys knew.
This is not the first year that ESPN's ESPN ABC
has done scripts.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
How long have they been carrying the spelling bee on ESPN?

Speaker 25 (41:40):
Really?

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Is that what you call it.

Speaker 18 (41:41):
Yeah, it's the script's National Spelling Bee. The guy that's
talks you know, that spicks the words and gives the definition.
He's been doing it ever since they've had it.

Speaker 6 (41:49):
Oh yeah, But why is it on ESPN?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
That's a good Why she has been a lifetime or something. Why,
I'll be honest, Oprah's new channel.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Why?

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah, Why ain't Oprah doing this? Yeah, Gail hosting.

Speaker 18 (42:01):
They've had it on ESPN for at least five years
that I know.

Speaker 16 (42:05):
Yeah, I know, it's we talk about it, just about
it every year. Can't believe it that you put on
him on the brain.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Yeah, I mean well, I mean we already roll over
the line when we were when we're covering people playing cards.

Speaker 6 (42:19):
I love to play cards, but I don't want to watch.

Speaker 18 (42:21):
You know, these kids study this stuff like like an
athlete gets out and trains.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
For I have no doubt. I have no doubt. There's
a lot of time sport. It does not belong. It's
a brain sportport. I don't belong to. Thank you, and
I like you, Larry Munch and that I think it
would help the way unless admit this, turn it up.
Let's hear the guy give the word he is as
dry as a chill to.

Speaker 16 (42:44):
Be an astrophysicist.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
It's only eleven.

Speaker 26 (42:49):
Ex crestential extrare.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Listen, he's killing he's killing times?

Speaker 2 (42:58):
What definition please?

Speaker 26 (43:00):
Relating to or being an outgrowth or enlargement as in
the doctor informed the hypochondriac that the ex cresential growths
on either side of his body were actually his arms.

Speaker 8 (43:14):
Cracked the.

Speaker 26 (43:17):
Credentials ex crescential.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
What is the.

Speaker 15 (43:23):
Origins?

Speaker 11 (43:24):
Please?

Speaker 26 (43:27):
Was an English combining form.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
The part of speech please adjective spelling. Can you know what?
I'll tell you?

Speaker 17 (43:35):
What?

Speaker 8 (43:35):
Look?

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Can you spell it?

Speaker 26 (43:37):
There's a slight variant ex cresential and ex crescential.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Gosh. I used to do this, My mom asked me.
Who torts them up? E x c R E S
C E N T I A L wow, unbelievable this one.
I want to see somebody miss one? He can we
do this?

Speaker 16 (44:03):
Let's Bubba and I the next one. Let's let's look
down and not look up and see if.

Speaker 14 (44:07):
We can spell?

Speaker 6 (44:08):
Are you out of your mind?

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Yeah? Please? We want I might as well try to
jump over the building. I'm yet I'll embarrass myself if
you'll do How about this? I know it would be No,
it wouldn't even be embarrassing. I mean, there would be
no beginning to it, none of us.

Speaker 7 (44:23):
No, I can't even I'd rather watch Mary and uh
Barklow play in the French Devils.

Speaker 6 (44:30):
I'm sure you can't spell that either.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
No, Okay, b A R T. Bartley is the way
you say Ben and I was so impressed that I
got her first name.

Speaker 6 (44:40):
Marry and Uh an American? Where coming up?

Speaker 1 (44:45):
They're all Americans? I think they're just their families. All right, Well,
I mean they don't ship with me in from other
Company's got a great idea, Ben and trust will go ahead,
we're good man, Go ahead, Bartow. I was wondering your opinion.

Speaker 8 (44:58):
Who do you think would be a better m C
for spelling Bee dipping?

Speaker 5 (45:02):
Dan or Dicky?

Speaker 6 (45:03):
How about one doing play by play, one doing color?

Speaker 15 (45:06):
Yeah, I would love to hear that.

Speaker 27 (45:07):
I mean to hang up and.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
We start. I'll be the co host. Okay, I pot
it up.

Speaker 8 (45:12):
All right, Here we go against time for I was
digging that my color commentators they've been Dan.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Thank you Dan. I'm fired up about you being right.
Here we go.

Speaker 8 (45:20):
Here's a little walt girl. She's probably gonna get it right.
Let's let's say we got here.

Speaker 26 (45:25):
I started that the Prince was discovered to be supposititious.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
All right, she spells spelling suppository. Let me be sure
on stand this would suppositiss suppositives. Look at it, TV,
you don't like spelling.

Speaker 8 (45:48):
Alright, Let's get a little lady spell the words positive.
Go ahead and time and give us spell it spositives.
You know the loop thos and that's Latin. A lot
of people don't know. This is a word that was
often used by one Paul Bear Bryant. That's a Latin word.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Relly. All right, go ahead us, I see come on
with ie. I owe you if I.

Speaker 13 (46:28):
Oh you.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
The money you got it, I'll tell you what you something?
Remember where she wasn't the word.

Speaker 8 (46:36):
There's her mom and daddy out there, Dan, that's going
to make you feel good. My mom and daddy never
knew me to spell money.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
That is just unbelievable. I've yet to see Smith or
Jones up there. The last name that even familiar to nothing.

Speaker 28 (46:49):
Oh well, look at her. There's Brown with John Brown
Brown Jr. He's an impostor which Jamaica.

Speaker 6 (46:59):
He's snucky in toward the judges. Man sweete.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Going to be all right.

Speaker 6 (47:05):
When I first saw him, I thought he's one of ours.

Speaker 26 (47:07):
Listen the next here the quality or state of being
gentle meekness as in Glenn's Grandmother.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
He will ask, he will kill time, and I ask
all that he won't spell the word. He knows that please.

Speaker 12 (47:23):
Man.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Word is not the word. That's not the word.

Speaker 22 (47:31):
Man sweet to you?

Speaker 17 (47:32):
What what.

Speaker 8 (47:35):
M oh?

Speaker 14 (47:36):
He knows it.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Phyllis has got I had some.

Speaker 17 (47:41):
It was.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
E t you d e man sweet to you?

Speaker 29 (47:50):
Yes, very confident. I wish would have said, that's no.
Nathan's hot Dog getting gone to It's pretty entertain.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
I have to be honest with you. I should be
more impressed. I'd rather watch the hot Dogs. I love
that Joeye isn't been in this title. And what's there'll
be a bar still band? Yeah, yeah, a different group
and we'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Stay lusts Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
On Internet director himself, Ryan Greenwood, the man who makes
sure the show is our god daily before him, they're
in the Wicking Up Extreme Club and Maniac My nine
clock is about a word. Miami Dolphin Fan and most
of all of these shows teams won on the first
weekend of the NFL, but but not not the Dolphins. No,

(49:18):
we didn't. Hey, Ryan, what is that fan thing?

Speaker 8 (49:19):
Y'all do?

Speaker 1 (49:20):
What do you We don't do it. We don't do it.
We're not taking Jimmy Buffett said, you will do it? No,
I want What are you saying? Jimmy Buffett said, y'all
say what if we are all the two Dolphin fans left?
Ye in to the right, turn the ball over your lose? Yeah, yeah,
sure left.

Speaker 7 (49:38):
So after the Dolphins dismal season two years ago, last
year they come back, they had amazing turnaround that expectations
were high this year. Yes, uh, they start off in
Atlanta and.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
F is pretty good. Want Yeah, Falcons is a good team.

Speaker 24 (49:54):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (49:55):
Now here's what we heard.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Let's get some updates because honestly, you know, you came
in and started talking about things other than the Dolphins,
which you know, even with a loss, surprised me. But
but now we heard that the Dolphins were within driving
editions of you and you weren't going.

Speaker 22 (50:09):
That is true.

Speaker 30 (50:09):
At one time we had having the all three girls
playing uh travel softball, right.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Uh, it did not look like it was gonna work out.

Speaker 30 (50:17):
We we were gonna be covered up with tournaments, and
so I did not purchase tickets originally because I did,
it did not look good to go so uh, but
it worked out the way things happened to work out.
We ended up free uh for yesterday, and so I
decided to get up and uh grab one of the
dollterars and we took out.

Speaker 7 (50:33):
To Now I feel like there's story than what Ryan
just said. He went from having three games to none.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
That's some of them.

Speaker 30 (50:39):
We had two tournaments, one dropped out one the turnout
was smaller, so it turned into a one day tournaments
of a two day tournament.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Uh And so uh me and Carmen took out a
little mojo and uh, all right, now let me ask
you this. First of all, how do you pick the
daughter of the three uh? One of their rotation one of.

Speaker 30 (50:55):
Them still had practice, so that she had to stay back. Uh,
the the very youngest. I like their first experience to
be in Miami, if all a possible somewhere. So and
and the fact she has not answered three questions correctly.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
And trivia questions.

Speaker 16 (51:12):
Yes, you have to be able to answer to go
to a dolphin game. Qualify for a Dolphins so much
better as a dad, you should. You have to be
able to answer three questions, and obviously the level of
difficulty increases with each question.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
What are the questions? I just let my go to
New York make good grade? Change. I didn't know I
so far behind. You're in you? I mean you have
to change your questions. I mean, like it says, if
you know the answers, you don't know. What was the
question this week? This week's questions?

Speaker 24 (51:45):
Uh?

Speaker 16 (51:45):
The first one for for casting little cast? The first
question I wanted to go so bad, right, what's going
to spend some time with dad? What's what's the first
name of the starting quarterback? Chad Pennington?

Speaker 1 (51:56):
She said Chad.

Speaker 30 (51:57):
Of course she had a good guess because it's Chad
Penning thing and Chad Henny play. So she got that
one right. The next thing got got a little more complicated.
I asked her what position Jason Taylor played and she
said defensive end and I said, no, he used to.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Play that in a four three four. Now he's an
outside line Okay, whatever, I think that's a technicality.

Speaker 6 (52:19):
Did so what was what was the third one going
to be?

Speaker 13 (52:24):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (52:24):
I don't. I don't know, I just I ever won
a Superman? Did she not get to go?

Speaker 6 (52:30):
And then Carmen answered the three questions to get to go?

Speaker 1 (52:34):
And what was the third one?

Speaker 30 (52:35):
She she got she was not in the room, so
she that she already heard. She had not already had
a discussion about Jason Taylor, so she kind of had that. Yes,
she had the inside.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
She get that question too, She did, she did.

Speaker 6 (52:46):
She remembered us.

Speaker 16 (52:47):
Talking about I just figured out whenever you already. And
then the third question was was the tough one is
what numbers Channing Crowder? Who is Channing Crowd? He's the middle,
He's one of the middle inside linebackers. Here's much less
his number, he's fifty two. And she got it, Ryan,
I'll take some chanting crowd. When was the last time
the Dolphins want a playoff game?

Speaker 1 (53:08):
To ask her that one? Let me ask you this one, right,
because you also have been accused of being maybe a
little more for one daughter than the other two. Yeah,
the favorite of the three, which one of them plays
for the Frenzy? Oh well right now, Karmen does she does.
So if you put the must things, you didn't have
a chance.

Speaker 7 (53:25):
Now that's the one that got to go, and that's
the one that got the question that she'd already heard
the answer that's right.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
So the must frenzy one got caught them the technicality right, Yeah.

Speaker 30 (53:39):
Well we'd brother her first experience. I'd rather it be
in Miami, so I can. I mean, there was some
influat so sure that body to go with me.

Speaker 14 (53:47):
I won't lie.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
The question on everybody's mind is what did you do?
You feel like you did anything that mojo the Dolphins.
The fact that your hair is still on we think
maybe not.

Speaker 6 (53:58):
Well, well, I think the loaded question did it. It
wasn't fair and the Dolphin knew it.

Speaker 12 (54:03):
Well.

Speaker 16 (54:03):
The only game that Carmen's won't the Dolphin. May I
will admit I wanted.

Speaker 30 (54:08):
Carmen to get on the scoreboard in a sense of
of going to a Dolphin game and winning. She's not
been a Dolphin game and will never go again. She's
probably not going to Nashville. Her question just got really tough.
Par sales birthday could be something like that. Uh so
so maybe maybe uh so? Yeah, So you took a

(54:28):
daughter who clearly did not have a win right against
a tough game. Usually you take those you want to
go to one that you think is a win, which
I did not think this one was a win.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
In fact, I thought it would be. If we won
this game, it would it would be a big win.
So how did you acted the game?

Speaker 14 (54:42):
I did good?

Speaker 1 (54:43):
I did good. I was fine. Oh no, no, no,
I grew up in my mouth a couple of times,
stadiums or anything. No, but we did she did?

Speaker 16 (54:53):
She, she said, because it was it was nine team
to nothing about midway through the fourth quarter and we
had turned the ball over again and they got the
ball back.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Did you ever?

Speaker 6 (55:01):
And so people start No.

Speaker 30 (55:02):
I didn't tell her that you don't say that, because daddy, No,
I did have to explain some things being said behind me.
But some people, some dolphins started leaving. There was a
pretty good many Dolphin fans there. And so when that
last turnover, people started leaving, and she said, Daddy, are
we gonna go?

Speaker 1 (55:16):
It's every all the Dolphin fans leaving. And she's like,
it's you know, the score don't look good.

Speaker 16 (55:21):
I said, baby, we stayed to the last second, right,
I said, we We're gonna even if we're suffering, just
like that team down there, We're gonna stay to the
last second.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Right because you think you're on the team.

Speaker 6 (55:29):
Yeah, did she ever say to you, Hey, daddy, I
heard Serena Reueiam say.

Speaker 31 (55:32):
That too, thinking of that, Serena, Serena, it's my footwark
on the line. Serena or Venus go down there and
give them a pep Uh.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
I needed Serena on the sideline.

Speaker 12 (55:47):
Uh, you.

Speaker 16 (55:49):
Could have used on the offensive line. You needed a
running games what you needed? Well, it starts with that
offensive line.

Speaker 30 (55:54):
Somebody, somebody can tell Jake Long, the first round pick
last year, it's okay to come back your second you're
and block somebody.

Speaker 6 (56:00):
Let me this I gave Ryan.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
I was flipping channels and now at one playoff saw
it's the sky bull rushes Jake Long and this is
no lie throws him on his back and dump spinning.
Oh my god.

Speaker 14 (56:10):
Oh that play.

Speaker 16 (56:11):
Also, Jake Long got called for hold. Yeah, he tried
to hold him as the guy stepping over him he grabbed.
I think he was trying to hold it to keep
him from running over him.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Yeah, that's the only playoffs, Ryan, I did see Venus
Williams in the stands with her dolphin visor on as
Serena was cussing out of line, right, so dog go on.

Speaker 30 (56:31):
It, Ryan, Well he picked out somebody with a fiery
simp or so. Yeah, so so get that on the found.
You can't turn the bottom line. You can't turn it.
But we we played good at times, bad at times.
You can't turn the.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Ball out who next week? Oh gosh, next week, call
him turnovers and you tell him he never cussed. I
don't believe that I didn't.

Speaker 16 (56:49):
He's got Indianapolis. Oh my god, we're at home next week. Yeah,
you got you got, we got mate in, we got
Peyton coming in.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Sure, ricking Bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 15 (57:40):
I've a holiday, have a holiday.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
You got the ricking Bubba show. Everybody was gonna say.
I just wanted to set up right. Another day of
live I just want to sail a bridge.

Speaker 32 (58:03):
Another say, put by faith to the people. Let the
people let me down. So I turned the other way.
Hear me out any time.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
You I just want to celebrate. Yeah, yeah, another live in.
I just want to sell lebridge. Another tail. I had
my hand on the dollar bill, but the dollar bill
of foolway.

Speaker 6 (58:33):
To send anybody named this man? I got it, Jesus,
I got it.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Greg hasn't anybody else want to sell Greg, let's go
to you. That'd be rare Earth. Rare Earth is correct.
I just want to man, we did this. Wait, we
did a freaking cover the I wanna man, I just
I want you to ce celebrate. That would be fat
fist two thousand and one. Man, my wife, dude, don't

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let the turn you around.

Speaker 13 (59:11):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
I let my wa waf home. Oh yeah, all right,
So Speedy says, this story is an update, but I
don't recall ever doing the story the first time. Before
you move forward, I gotta tell you what experienced in
the kitchen. Bubba took a piece of poundcake and put
it around the edge of his nose and left it there.
I'm trying anything. I'm not making it up. Some people

(59:36):
struggle with cocaine. Others will pumcake. He's got a filter
now that he's sniffing and now sniffing up there filter?
Are you smelling poundcaine through a coffee filter?

Speaker 20 (59:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Now it's in his mouth. Now, I got a chawl
of it. I'm just I see some of it found
his way into your mouth. Yeah, I just live that.
That's it.

Speaker 10 (59:56):
Hand me that are you treating you just said like
a charge. You treating the cake like a dip, So
last longer.

Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
Yeah, I got it in there, and I'm gonna tell
you this that that pound cake is number one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
It is Rick talking about what it smells.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Good, there's a new name for these two over. I
call you all the desk walk. I just got a
little corner. After it's over, Greg and Bubba headed to
the railroad track just to stand. I got a little
piece of it. You of all people that war just
a little tiny bit, but you warned people backing cake

(01:00:31):
today nobody was watching four fingers and the go ahead
and swallow it but a little bit. Now he's trying
to hold it in his mouth like tobacco. Let's take
that last little half, fairm with several little ideas. Let's
take that last little half. Let's just throw it away.
Well you have a small but half, well you already have.

Speaker 6 (01:00:50):
A small piece. But Rick I usually get a big piece.
So this is cutting back.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
So that's good.

Speaker 33 (01:00:55):
Rick.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
I took a little corner and I watched him on
cutting cake.

Speaker 6 (01:00:59):
You know what it is is doing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Keep me a trustle on the size of process. Just
not to I took a little corner, followed it by
some frozen grapes. Greg, Now you're becoming Bubba. You thought
the frozen grapes canceled out the pound? You know they
kept me from getting more pounded. I got you right.

Speaker 7 (01:01:16):
Actually, look, we cannot go cold turn yis y'all's portions
have changed minutes keeping an eye.

Speaker 14 (01:01:25):
Pressed.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Let me tell you motivating me guys, Way down the road,
way down the road we start, we start dealing with
where the colories actually come from.

Speaker 19 (01:01:33):
You know what I do?

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
You know what I really want to do. You know
what I want to do.

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
I know what you want to do.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
I want I want to take that cake. Wow? Serious?

Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
I mean the whole thing, okay, except for that little
shriver that's gone, or like leaving me an ice cold
melligill out of there. I'd like to get my jeep
and drive in the woods so nobody can see it,
and eat the whole freaking things by myself.

Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
That's honest, that's honest.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
And then lick the crumbs off the clumb that.

Speaker 8 (01:02:07):
Tells you what he's battling. I can't understand the battle
until I know it. Let me ask you this, did
you break it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Pieces? You just hold the whole thing about it. I
probably just chew it. I just I might cut it
in peace. It's so easier to eat. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:02:23):
I don't know if I don't know if is good,
it looks good, and it tastes great.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
If I'm out in the woods with my mellow yellow
in the woods, I think I may just hold that
thing like I'm eating the hoopcat.

Speaker 7 (01:02:34):
A giant fat pizza fall in and I'm in the
word Now, nobody will say a thing about it, and
I come out of there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
And everybody's happy. Everybody else is happy. Nobody's got a
word to such picking up on this now. It's also
I want to eat it by guys because y'all don't
want me to, and that makes me feel batter. No,
it's just because I want to and I like it.
I like it, and I know it's not taste in
my mouth. That's all that. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 7 (01:03:01):
I agreed, and then I looking at the cruise on
my artery going down my leg and go, hey, maybe not.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
At the time, it seemed like a good idea, Gregs.
I've said before there was something to the show called
skirt scrape. There was boy, boy, boy, I know I
have eaten no, no, no, I have eaten oatmeal, stupid
oatmeal and fruit every morning here for over a month.
So y'all can shut up. Made the squad strike we've

(01:03:34):
had all we can actually began. What kind of oatmeal was?

Speaker 6 (01:03:37):
What kind of stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
About this oatmeal? Suck?

Speaker 7 (01:03:43):
You don't really I've never eaten because I tried it
one time and I thought I'd rather eat.

Speaker 6 (01:03:49):
A paper napkin.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
It doesn't have the presentation, is not good.

Speaker 6 (01:03:54):
It's just a delivery system for whatever you throw them.
That little fruit in it, and it helped.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Well, I tell you what. The bad thing about it oatmeal,
And I totally agree with you on oatmeal is like
I remember thinking that somebody actually served me up oatmeal,
Like I thought, well, here's oatmeal I can eat. So hey, y'all,
I found oatmeal, only to discover that they said the
things that were done to it to make it palatable
now cease it now ceased to be good for me.
The only way to enjoy old bills eating the way

(01:04:21):
to do. I'm eating the oatmeal that tastes like the box,
you know, the original, like the pack you not flavored
what are the ingredients of.

Speaker 6 (01:04:32):
I say, listen, I'm going back angel dust.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
What is sugar? Yeah, a lot of sugar, lot of eggs.
Eggs are good for you. Now here we go. Now
you're doing the bill cause we been there. Okay, so
go ahead now, okay, butter, half pound of butter?

Speaker 34 (01:04:47):
Oh yeah, three cups of sugar, three cups of flour,
six eggs, and a carton of whipping cream.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
That's on earth. You know the kind of out of
six is really bad for you. I guess you all
the kind of things you find on every hell plane
you're giving. Yeah, yeah, you talking about that half pound
of butter. Hey, at least it ain't margarine, right, it's
no gluting. Rights think it's gluten free. Is better than butter?

(01:05:16):
Help wise? No, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:05:20):
I think that fake stuff stopping up arties. You need
to you need it real butter or work right through there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
You need to try. G that's the one they're all about.
G G G H E E. What is that? It's
it's supposed to be something.

Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
I ain't trying to take him make a mule, go left, g.

Speaker 17 (01:05:39):
A.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
I don't even know how to It's all about me
advice on stuffs. What makes me mad that I can't
believe it's butter? You're right, you know why I can't
believe because it ain't. It's like yellow pace. I can't
believe it's not butter. It should be called I can't
believe you are calling this butter. Yeah, I can't believe
you're trying to substitute today. But oh gosh, here it

(01:06:00):
comes our g expers.

Speaker 6 (01:06:01):
Oh boy, okay, yeah, gee, you're saying it right.

Speaker 8 (01:06:03):
G h E.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
It's a but you can either wear it to do
jiu jitsu or you can put it on. It's g
it's g and all. It tastes good.

Speaker 6 (01:06:10):
It tastes really good.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
It really does.

Speaker 35 (01:06:11):
I made art chokes the other night, and my garlic
butter dipping sauce for the artichokes was gee.

Speaker 6 (01:06:16):
Not butter.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Thank you three forty four, Get out of there.

Speaker 35 (01:06:21):
I will also say, talking about y'all's portions, while Bubba,
the pieces that you were cutting are smaller than.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Previous they used to be, you know, compared to former
Bubba piece, it's still a large piece of cake.

Speaker 6 (01:06:34):
I can't compared to what you used to do.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
That wasn't that bad. But now it's not you. You
can tell the side. Guys. I watched him cut it.
It wasn't that big three times.

Speaker 6 (01:06:46):
Well, Bubba, a loaf of bread is not a piece.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
Yeah the other what the size of a loaf of bread?
You call it one piece? Like that's one piece of bread.

Speaker 6 (01:06:56):
I'm just I just care about you. I just care
about the future of the show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
I couldn't cut it anything or why don't you just
without it falling apart? Get it out of there.

Speaker 35 (01:07:04):
I care about Betty, I care about Lisa. Okay, guys,
I'm just having just trying to help.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Look y'all, you have to just get off at editions
on this show and holler off mine. We care about
your help. That's our favorite one. Like Bubba, get a
mellow ye okay, off to the woods.

Speaker 35 (01:07:20):
No, he's not doing he said he wanted to, but
he's not driving back deep and four wheel drive.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
The highest heel I could get to and tear it
into that so funny, you couldn't. The only way to
see me would be from a satellite.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
Back ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
An interesting story. Looks like this comes out of Japan. Yes,
of course me uh being very fluent in several languages.

(01:08:23):
I know this means thank you very much, mister robot
Yoba machine, oh mad.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
With parts made in Japan.

Speaker 21 (01:08:39):
I am.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
I'll never forget going to this concert. By the way,
those of us who were Sticks fans, we were perplexed
at where we were headed. And see except of us
locked in this direction. We we did not know that
before our very eyes, a herd guitar riffing rock band
was slowly turning into a Broadway show.

Speaker 6 (01:09:05):
And that was a difficult transition form.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
I love that behind the music with Tommy Shall says,
I just didn't know how to write love songs for
robots and and uh, what is his name? Dennis the Young?
Dennis the Young? He reminds me, you'll love this of
Doctor Smith, off of Lost in Space.

Speaker 6 (01:09:28):
I see that you clearly. And I didn't even watch
that show, but I didn't give the money.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
You had the rocker and you had Doctor Smith over there,
and it was kind of like, well, let me tell
you what was It was a binary type thing, you know,
It's kind of we had rock ballads and then we
had the Dennist the young stuff. Well, if I could
just speak as as a as a rock you know,
purist and fan. See Dennis the Young threw us all
curves during the days of the Grand Illusion. Uh, he

(01:09:52):
actually grew his hair out, had a really cool fu
Man chew and he looked like the rest of the band,
do you follow me? I keep of my and looking
and he was very cool, look like he was twenty
years old. Can I see this? He looked cool. And
when he came out with this short hair, no facial hair,
look on, mister Robotta, we don't know what to do
with Yeah, you know, I'm like, where did this effeminate

(01:10:14):
Broadway star come from?

Speaker 6 (01:10:15):
I thought we had a rocker behind the keyboard.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Well, and so that was a weird transition for us,
and as we would find out, behind the music, a
weird transition for sticks.

Speaker 7 (01:10:23):
And speaking of effeminate in the news, Japan now makes
a robot girlfriend for lonely men.

Speaker 12 (01:10:33):
Still.

Speaker 7 (01:10:35):
She's got a great figure, she is petite, she's very friendly,
and she runs on common found battery. Stoat Rick, a
Japanese firm, has produced a fifteen inch tall robotic girlfriend.

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
It's not very tall, by the way.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Well, it's a little mini girlfriend. She kisses on command.
She goes on sale in September for around one hundred
and seventy five US dollars with a target market of
lonely adult men. And she does have don one and
she does have a flathead, so you can set your
beer on it. Some of you will be laughing about

(01:11:24):
that later.

Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
By the way, I might have to be careful how
I read this story.

Speaker 19 (01:11:30):
It is it is.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Let me tell you, I went for the laugh right there,
just straight for the laugh. Not proud of I'm not
proud of it. Rick.

Speaker 7 (01:11:37):
She has infrared sensors, battery power. She is named E
m A and let's see that stands for just read
it here and I've lost it because I cannot focus
anymore anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:11:52):
She's strong, tough, battle ready.

Speaker 29 (01:11:55):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Those are usually some of the words associated with robots,
but the company says they want to break that stereotype
and provide a robot that's sweet and interactive. Stat since
she's very lovable and although she's not human, she can
act like a real girlfriend. Emma stands for external Maiden

(01:12:17):
actualization and can also hand out business cards. She sings,
she danced, and Sega Toys are hoping to sell ten
thousand of them worldwide in the first year. Now I
noticed that don want de Marco o Bubba where you're
sitting just behind you near your percussion instruments. I had
a conversation with Don Juan yesterday about women right over there,

(01:12:38):
and I told him that it appeared to me that
his standard that he has set for himself is unreasonable.
And now I've got friends have got it. Yeah, And
I told him, I said, I want to remind everybody
of this, and I have a great example of this.
If Sherry Burgess would have stuck to her standard, we

(01:12:59):
wouldn't be married today, okay, And and it has worked
out beautifully for the two of us, and we are
happily married and madly in love. And what if Sherry
would have said, I've got a standard and I will
not compromise it, I would not be her husband right now. Okay.
So so I keep bringing up that point, and Babba,
I'm not speaking for you, but I bet we could
look to your situation find a similar example. Well, I

(01:13:21):
think so, and speedy, we know we can't. I think, uh,
you know, love is a whole, It's a whole nother
arab and it can't be a checklist you know, it
has to be intangible, so it has to be magical.

Speaker 24 (01:13:35):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
There is no perfect woman, folks, and there is no
perfect man. But I will tell you this, but when
you come together, you can have a perfect marriage. Amen. Now,
now here's the thing the you really can now it
at can't be about you and it can't be about her.
It's got to be about a commitment to something much
higher than that and then magically, because love is an action,
you can't just if it don't work out, I ain't

(01:13:57):
gonna love you.

Speaker 6 (01:13:58):
You gotta make it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
You gotta make a comitment that, hey, you know what,
I care enough about you, I'm gonna love it. Love
has a magical component to it, but it also has
a decision that you have to make in it. And
I want to tell you too that you decide you're
gonna love because I know you're thinking about that. I'm
right now, I've decided I'm ready for love. I am today.
Let me say where are you you're you're I want
to I want to let you know. I want you

(01:14:20):
to know d because you're considering this because you think
this is what I've been waiting on. But let me
warn you, I'll tell you there's there's not even a
perfect woman if she's a robot. I guarantee you, over time,
this robot will eventually say, don one, how come you
didn't call me? Oh yeah, bat taken out? Not one

(01:14:42):
word of you man? And why you keep running around
with Big Nard? I mean right, I've got a more
than me. I've got a great line for you on
that right now, I Loidy, I'm sorry, speedy now Rick
Japan it's home to almost half of the world's eight

(01:15:03):
hundred thousand robots, and they envision a ten billion dollar
market for artificial intelligence within the next decade.

Speaker 6 (01:15:12):
Hey, CP three, I'm hungry. Can get up and visit
your now. Eventually that will happen.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
While you go out and run around, I stay air
cleaning the house, taking care of ugly kids. I need
your boo. No, it's I need your batteries. Why don't
you ever bind me a thing? Nine snack some good battery?
You need some lotion? Looking ashy. I had these little
batteries when we first got engage.

Speaker 8 (01:15:41):
Upgrade me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
When you're gonna take me to gadst And how come
I hadn't met how come I hadn't met Big mama. Indeed,
no matter how much litt LaToya, hey, don't get your
own long neck. No matter how much you look on

(01:16:08):
that robot, No matter how much you look all over
that robot, you will not find that switch to make.

Speaker 6 (01:16:14):
It quick, because.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
There is Monica. There's not a mode run solid, run
deep you this is not there.

Speaker 6 (01:16:22):
Why won't Rick and Bubba stop letting peaches come up there?

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
You just talked to her parents. I'm tired of hearing
themb out your friend.

Speaker 13 (01:16:41):
What's wrong?

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
Is my metal too dark for you?

Speaker 17 (01:16:49):
For me?

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Long?

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
De'll come home with a real silver one.

Speaker 6 (01:16:51):
I'm greenies mood? Why are you dam at light?

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Gray robots?

Speaker 4 (01:16:59):
All?

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba, The Rick Burger Show is coming.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
Don't miss the debut right here on January sixth, twenty
twenty five. Details at rickburgersshow dot Com.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Six minutes after the hour, cooks pass control best of
Ricking Bubba's Show. I'm Greg your host today. I hope
you're enjoying this trip down memory lane, last thirty one
years of the Rick and Bubba Show. I'm throwing darts here,
I'm just grabbing. I'm getting a little crazier. I'm gonna
grab some bits that I have no idea what they mean.
I found when it's entitled Adler does he need to
judge a mac and cheese contest? I have no idea

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what that means. But let's check it out.

Speaker 36 (01:18:02):
On the best of Rick and Bubba, the World's Hot Patch,
the world of any Van Adler, Rick and Bubba TV producer,
video producer, and all round good fellow.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
Uh and the youngest member of the Rick and Bubba
Show but now married. Yep, you can see. He's the
baby of the bunk. Telling me some things you have
coming up, and I'm almost certain tell me if I'm wrong.
I'm almost certain you said that you're about to judge
a macaroni and cheese contest. Let me ask you a question.

(01:18:38):
Who reaches out to you?

Speaker 6 (01:18:40):
Hey, look, people reach out to me first?

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
Didn't you judge another one?

Speaker 6 (01:18:44):
I did a hamburger judging contest.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Uh?

Speaker 35 (01:18:48):
One of the did a thing too. Oh yeah, I
did a wings thing too with a senator or something.
Oh yeah, that was the That was the burger. He
was on the take or something, and he arrested later.
I this senator guy get arrested for fraud or something
like that I was like, this is I judged just
a burger contest with that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
But I'll be honest with you, if it was this
in Alabama, it was If you're in Alabama and you're
around anybody who serves in the government, the chances they'll
be arrested later after you were with them is pretty
hot at least. That's that's the reason why this lieutenant
governor thing is so important, because they're going to be
governor some point.

Speaker 35 (01:19:22):
That's right, that's right, so go ahead. So they sent
me an email. This is the second annual Magic City
macken before first around, let's do it again. I love
maca cheese. How can you make it that different?

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
That's look well, Bubba, go ahead and tell Moarning warn
more and moarn anytime something sounds simple like this, bub
and I got for what was our final I think
judging contacts. So that's the last one I did after
we did that that County Fair in Tescalation and it
was spam. But you thought, you thought, well, how we

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can spam? Get can we tell you from experience it
can get extremely weird. And when we when our cars
pulled off on the side of the road trying to
go home, and we're we're getting rid of some of
the spam. You know. Okay, it that mac and cheese.
It's so simple, it could be dangerous.

Speaker 7 (01:20:16):
Wait till you have and somebody will always do this.
You'll have mac and cheese ice cr Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
I judge the Wild Game cook Off every year, and
I'm gonna tell you they get creative.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
Yeah, they do.

Speaker 35 (01:20:26):
I got a couple of questions. Should I even do this?
You know I got high cholesterol?

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Yes, you should do it? Three four, go for it?

Speaker 35 (01:20:32):
Okay, you other numbers are good. Second question, should I
even do this? It's the day after my little brother's wedding.
It's September ninth. Jake's getting married September eight.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
On the honeymoon.

Speaker 6 (01:20:46):
What you're gonna follow him like you Rick? Yeah, you're
gonna harass him like you did Rick.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
Take at the time.

Speaker 6 (01:20:50):
Are you guys watching the sunset?

Speaker 7 (01:20:53):
Any advice you can give him? You can go tell
him before he goes, so you can say you moving
slow that day?

Speaker 35 (01:20:58):
Well, you know, I mean I in the wedding. We
got the Hurtle dinners a couple nights. I'm gonna be real.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
What time of day is the Mac.

Speaker 6 (01:21:05):
It's like it's like two o'clock September or no, it's earlier.
But I have to be there. I have to be
there at two.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
Okay, yeah, you missed the Okay, it's at Brookwood Village close.

Speaker 6 (01:21:17):
So it's in your it's in your indoors.

Speaker 35 (01:21:19):
I think it's outdoors because they've got food trucks coming in.
And I gotta warn you though, hands and games. So
it's a Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
It's a Sunday. Yeah, so it's not a work day,
so you don't have that two o'clock. I speak to
you for it.

Speaker 6 (01:21:30):
That's right, that's right, you've been You're gonna get them
go to church. I'll be at church for sure. Is
this something you don't say for sure?

Speaker 8 (01:21:38):
For sure?

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
I'm away watching no long count's good.

Speaker 35 (01:21:47):
So obviously if I put it up on my big screen,
does it count?

Speaker 6 (01:21:52):
Not just on a laptop.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
That's the key. Yeah, I am in it does not care.

Speaker 6 (01:21:58):
It does not count.

Speaker 7 (01:21:59):
Do you a five dollars if you get dressed? There
possible if you watch it and you're doing it's on TV.
If you go, it's on TV someplace.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
I'll say this obviously with these questions you're not getting
paid for this, right, I'm not.

Speaker 6 (01:22:18):
It's for a good cause. It's for a good cause.

Speaker 35 (01:22:20):
Macaroni of America, Greg, not Macaroni Eaters of America. You're
about to feel bad because it's for a good cause.

Speaker 6 (01:22:26):
I have to look it up.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
To your heart, to your heart, all right.

Speaker 6 (01:22:31):
It's community grief support.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
What's that? Community grief support?

Speaker 6 (01:22:35):
What's that mean?

Speaker 35 (01:22:36):
I don't know, Greg, it's okay, Buddy pal Man. But
it is for a good cause, So that's a good one.
Just looked the one you didn't know about?

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
Well, the name of it.

Speaker 6 (01:22:49):
I forgot the name of it, and I don't know
what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
How they do?

Speaker 8 (01:22:53):
What do they do?

Speaker 24 (01:22:54):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
What's there a big thing they do.

Speaker 6 (01:22:55):
They're in the community and they help out with grief support, okay,
grief of anything? They support grief?

Speaker 10 (01:23:02):
Is this like communities that have gone through like tornadoes
and tragedies.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
Individual grief or community grief.

Speaker 6 (01:23:09):
It's hosted by community grief support.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
Community grief.

Speaker 16 (01:23:13):
Is it like somebody that ran into Greg at the
the grocery store. They need some maybe like counseling or something. Okay,
I'm looking at up right now?

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Is a community grief support dot org and get more info.
Is it possible you could come to the macaroni contest
something really bad happening.

Speaker 6 (01:23:27):
They're there to help, Yes, for sure, Yes, they need
their help. You eat a lot of I had some
bad macaroni and cheese. Well, govern sitting in the room
right over here.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
It's uh, it's in the burn.

Speaker 10 (01:23:38):
Have suffered the loss of a loved one this year
and there have been more than a let individual thousand funerals,
and it's individual grief. It's a grief counsel.

Speaker 6 (01:23:47):
That's what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
A goodbody knows that. Everybody knows that I wish you
had not Yeah, it helped a lot, so they need
I wish it would have been some off the wall
leftist organization. You didn't know mac for Peter, Yeah, now
you gotta go. Yeah, you're in mag No animal products
and a mac and g been supremacy the shoot for

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the Klan. All they would use is various white Jueses,
use various Jesus. You can't make any of you juices
for the clan. It's not funny. You better be careful
if you sign up for Yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:24:29):
It's for a good cause and they need a picture.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
And I'm looking at the website. That's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (01:24:34):
We need a picture for the website.

Speaker 35 (01:24:36):
Don't take a picture for meybody, you're gonna take it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
Yeah, Look, you don't have this organized, do you. You're
throwing this together right now, aren't you the big? But
is this a picture for you? You doing? What is
that picture? You grabbing? Yeah? Grabb you're you realize you
were grabbing your soul. That's cool that I don't like
with your eyes? Did they fluttered like you were enjoying that? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:25:04):
Obviously the new dab, you guys, it's the new twist.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
That's not gonna help. I'm not gonna do the twist.

Speaker 35 (01:25:13):
You've seen the dab. This is called This is called
the twist. You grab them your twist and you smile.
Everybody loves it. All the cool kids are doing it.
You know what's worse than hurricane.

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
Hot smack and cheese. Okay, No, you're in now, We've
talked about what I'm in. I'm doing it. Yeah, it'll
be good. Georgia gonna be concientated for a week. Yeah, Greg,
thank you to get you some Similacs and down in
on the way back. Okay, you'll be. I hope you
don't have dairy issues.

Speaker 6 (01:25:49):
It's dairy and macaroni and cheese.

Speaker 22 (01:25:52):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
We'll be back ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 16 (01:26:34):
These are the things that I need to prey because
I can't find piece any other way.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
I'm a mess underneath, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Just too scared to sure it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
Everything's nothing fun and I'm not okay, but it's cuss.

Speaker 22 (01:26:54):
I can come this.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
Way this because.

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
Yeah, get there with some toweezers. Get hold of you.

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
We're listening to the Rick and bub Show.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
All we're rolling back nine minutes the top of the hour.
Nobody knows me like to needful Thursday edition. Here at
the kickoff hour, there's a lot of people that are
on a post debate hangover, especially if you're up listening live.
You stayed up a little late to watch the debate
last night, or maybe you were watching sports uh and

(01:27:49):
watched the Cubbies tied the Dodgers series at to a
piece game five tonight, NFL Action tonight, College tonight.

Speaker 16 (01:27:57):
A lot to discuss today. Rick and Boba join us
after this next segment. All right, so Helmden a big
part of the Rick and Bubba show are misspeaks, all right,
We've had a number of them. So it's tough for
us to point out that anyone has misspoken because we
do that every hour of every single day. But when
you talk as much as we do, we say, you

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say as many words as we say, as many hours
of the week that we talk, there's bound to be
times we just misspeak or we say something we didn't
even catch.

Speaker 14 (01:28:26):
What are you talking?

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
Why y'all laughing? You don't even know what you said sometimes?

Speaker 16 (01:28:30):
Uh, but I understand you've captured a moment, uh, that
someone had a misspeak that wasn't just as misspeaking.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
The boy they got it wrong.

Speaker 10 (01:28:38):
Yeah, it's a You got a anchor in Virginia news
anchor and he just left out one letter of one word,
and it's there's nothing bad about what he said. But
and I want to go back to when we're done
listening to this. Yeah, I got a question for y'all
in regards to to misspeaks. Okay, Uh, but a Virginia
anchor left out a letter. He's essentially telling everyone. NBC

(01:29:01):
twelve there, Eric Phillips. He was reporting on recalled slow
cookers and he tried to tell everybody to check their pantries. Okay, okay,
pretty simple, Yeah, you would think, right. Here's what he
actually said.

Speaker 17 (01:29:16):
Check your panties about one hundred and seventy five thousand rice.

Speaker 37 (01:29:20):
I think that was supposed to be pants trees.

Speaker 17 (01:29:24):
About one hundred seventy five thousand rice.

Speaker 37 (01:29:27):
I think that was supposed to be pants trees.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
Your panties here, one more time.

Speaker 17 (01:29:33):
Check your panties about one hundred seventy five thousand rice.

Speaker 37 (01:29:37):
I think that was supposed to be pants trees.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
What's funny about this. There's even a more underlying on this.
His co anchor actually saw it and didn't say anything
because she wanted to see if he would actually say
He did say panties. Oh, and he just read it.
He did a Ron Burgundy exactly what he did, and
the other co anchor s and she said, I could

(01:30:01):
I'm sorry, but I couldn't tell you. I had to
see if you'd say it. That's what she said. So
we had a guy talking about some mattresses. I heard
a commercial the other day that said something bad. We
ought to play it on misspeak. Oh that was you Speedy,
You remember your mattress? Yeah, they're delivering. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, easy,
here one more time.

Speaker 37 (01:30:19):
Check your panties.

Speaker 17 (01:30:20):
About one hundred and seventy five thousand rice.

Speaker 37 (01:30:24):
I think that was supposed to be pants trees.

Speaker 10 (01:30:27):
So I got a question in regards to misspeak. Oh boy,
it's one thing. What's worse? And I don't know the
answer to this. I want to ask you what's worse
reading it off the teleprompter, because that's what's up there,
or just talking every day like us and saying the
wrong thing, because it is two different things. We don't
have teleprompters. We're just talking, right, We're just throwing a
bunch of words out there.

Speaker 16 (01:30:47):
Well, I think if if it's off a teleprompter, it's
not just I think they get a pass.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
It's on the It's not just on the anchor, it's
also on whoever typed it in. So that's me. I
think I think they get a pass. But stuff. Yeah, yeah,
I think it's worse when we do it. Somebody sent
me in. I know it sounds like I'm piling on speedy,
but somebody sent me a text out of day. Are
you excuse me? They were listening to the replays. Whatever
it can'd be tuned in, tune in, and they were
talking about one of his famous ones, and we played

(01:31:13):
that one. Oh are you talking about airplane?

Speaker 15 (01:31:15):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
Well he said, so he really you are the walking dog.
I mean you had the airplane say cockpit?

Speaker 14 (01:31:21):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
Remember? Yes? Oh, thank you? Hey you remember. And here's
another one.

Speaker 10 (01:31:24):
This is my favorite. Well there's two. Oh, the tick problem,
the tiic problem was absolutely the best one. That is
the best one.

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
Now there's another one. Iget, there was another one when we.

Speaker 10 (01:31:34):
Were doing the sports show that you were talking about
Lebron James sitting on the bench. I remember that and
you didn't say bench correctly, and you blew through that
like you said it correctly.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
That what was funny? And me and you lost. Yes,
well you looked at us and said, it's never good.

Speaker 16 (01:31:51):
It's never good when you're doing this show and you're
talking and it's not a funny topic and everybody in
the room is laughing, but you you're like, oh, okay,
what I do?

Speaker 14 (01:32:00):
What did I do?

Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
You? I didn't catch it. Y'all got a list of it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:06):
So that is that my top five or top top
three or what.

Speaker 10 (01:32:09):
Those are just the ones that have happened since happen.
The tick problems number one, the tick scare. I believe
what you which was there were a lot of We have.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
One worse that I didn't hear, but your most famous
one that has been retold in the jewelry the Jewel
jewelry store. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's tough there, especially Jewel.
What made that one live read?

Speaker 14 (01:32:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:32:31):
You had to get through it? Well yeah, well I
know I'm talking to the owner. I'm interviewing the owner
of the jewelry stuff. Yeah, during the remote break. Hey,
you not only that talking about all here's nothing.

Speaker 10 (01:32:41):
It's one thing if you say it and don't realize
what you said, you knew what you said, then.

Speaker 16 (01:32:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, tickle right. That that is I think
the best is when you realize it and you still
treat to try to get through it. And now you're laughing,
but you're still trying to fight through it instead of
just pitching it back to the station. Hey, take it back,
which is what I should do back to you. So
now that you know, then it's comical if look at
he's trying to get sure. Uh yeah, but it's just
you know, when you're trying to describe the cut of

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diamonds that the jewelry store has.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
You just want to make sure you're very clear on it.

Speaker 10 (01:33:12):
There was also a moment, and I don't remember the
name of the restaurant, but there was a name of
a restaurant that really got ball over.

Speaker 25 (01:33:19):
It was Asian something. For whatever reason, there was no misspeaking.
We were giving away something and he was reading it
and we.

Speaker 10 (01:33:32):
Got wen you got to laughing, and then you got
to laughing and you couldn't get through. And you are
trying to do just the greatest job for this restaurant,
and you couldn't get through it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
I shed tears that day. Do y'all know any rumors? Hey, buddy,
do you realize what you're saying? Do you realize what
you're saying?

Speaker 21 (01:33:56):
No?

Speaker 16 (01:33:57):
What I mean is I had a roommate, Judge. I'm
scared of this story, and I'm sorry. Judd, if you're listening,
I'm sorry. You must talking about something. And he said
on the rim, he didn't used to see.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
That's a complete foul, that's a complete I thought you
were fished to have a horrible story about you and Jude.
I can't believe you start you started it. What in
the world are you all doing no? Come on now,
well you know I just wait.

Speaker 6 (01:34:31):
Well, no, that's been that was a topic for all
of you. Ricky, do you know any rimmorsmors?

Speaker 16 (01:34:37):
Me and Judge and I went, oh my god, I'm
talking about sitting on the rim of a of a toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:34:41):
But what did you explain that? I wasn't talk about anything?
But you need to finish the story quickly, show on earth?
Would he not? Don't see? That didn't make it. I'm
sorry talking about not making sense.

Speaker 6 (01:34:54):
Jud I'm sorry, but I can't find one advantage to that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
Not one. I can't either for those of you all
over to the ground. It may happen with a movement.
I don't know.

Speaker 16 (01:35:02):
If you've listened to the show for a long time,
you remember that make sense of it. This was actually
topic on the Rick and Bubba show years ago, years ago.
That's what I meant.

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
I don't know, I know. I'm just saying you needed
the way you set it up. You need to maybe say,
do you know anybody that sits on the rim? Yeah?
You have somebody to listen totally and sits on the rim.
But that's what you call them, a rimmer, right? I
don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:35:24):
I've never heard that until I'm at you, okay. And
I don't know any remors, not one, not one.

Speaker 24 (01:35:31):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:35:53):
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Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
James Gregory is Steeve Bengola with us. And I know
one of the things that James has always bragged about
with this program as he when it goes around the country,
and I know he has to be nice to other
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Speaker 14 (01:37:07):
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Speaker 7 (01:38:01):
You know, Rick, something hit me when you mentioned that
James will never get to be the guest spinner on
the Wheel of Meet because we always do it on Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
And he's here on Friday.

Speaker 6 (01:38:09):
Man, drive over for it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
You know, why don't we just have you come over
on and off day and you be the official spinner
of the year.

Speaker 14 (01:38:17):
I would be happy to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:18):
You just let me know.

Speaker 38 (01:38:19):
I use that work Wednesday lights up, It's it's two
hours and forty minutes from my house to hear you
can make that happen.

Speaker 14 (01:38:28):
I just drive Rick, just for James.

Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
Can we just cut the lights on today? Have you
seen the lights when they're on? Yeah? Go ahead for it.
Turn it's like Christmas times.

Speaker 6 (01:38:38):
Look at that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:38):
I mean it's just a wheel and you spend it
and there's meeting over. I mean, God love him. I
didn't say that's part of his Rick and University.

Speaker 14 (01:38:46):
Of there guests. Look at that.

Speaker 6 (01:38:52):
You spent it for him, just to say it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:54):
James.

Speaker 6 (01:38:54):
Wow, what a will?

Speaker 14 (01:38:56):
Just say?

Speaker 8 (01:38:56):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
What a will? Wow?

Speaker 19 (01:39:02):
Wow?

Speaker 15 (01:39:02):
What a will?

Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
Look at that? Man, it's just so overwhelmeding it's hard
to say, doesn't it mean let's get it given.

Speaker 14 (01:39:10):
You know that's that is more precious than a Ferres wheel.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
It is, I mean, James, because I know when we
talk about America, if you ever want to if you
ever want to see what's still right about America to
staring that wheel.

Speaker 6 (01:39:22):
Yeah, you know that that that that's what.

Speaker 7 (01:39:24):
We using so much happiness. I'll tear up thinking about.

Speaker 14 (01:39:27):
Yeah, is dough gluten free stuff on that?

Speaker 1 (01:39:29):
Not one? You know what I'm thinking about doing. We're
rooting for. I may go to webemeats dot com and
as a gift this Christmas, send you some delicious meat
to to would you because you can do that, You're
going to click it and send it as a gift.
Oh man, cold? Would you prefer beef? What would you
like like beef or pork?

Speaker 14 (01:39:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:39:52):
In your mind cut it with a plastic I just
love meat. Yeah. Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:39:56):
And let's let's face it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
I mean, we like certain forms of chicken, but chickens
is so available. Yeah, and it's so versatile.

Speaker 14 (01:40:04):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:05):
But I mean, and I thought about you. Just this week.
I had the opportunity to eat it one of our
kind of places and uh and you know where the
waitress calls you honey and sugar and uh and and
you could get this just you know, just you know,
when you you could order so much.

Speaker 6 (01:40:22):
Main Street cafe.

Speaker 38 (01:40:24):
Really, let me tell you how special beef and porkiss
like pork chop or steak. See here's how, here's how
you know it's special. You just can't eat it in
the car.

Speaker 14 (01:40:40):
Does that.

Speaker 38 (01:40:42):
You never seen aybody driving and driving with a rib
by steak in the mouth. I drive in the car
all the time with chicken. True, you can handle chicken, yeah,
little drum as chicken wings.

Speaker 1 (01:40:56):
Yeah right, not beef.

Speaker 14 (01:41:00):
Gonna have beef steak pot roast.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
Look at that guy with the t bone. You don't
see that? See that the car and James. I'll add this.

Speaker 7 (01:41:07):
Some people try, but it's not very successful. Tacos, it's
just hard ne to taco.

Speaker 1 (01:41:12):
You'll be worried. I don't mess, you'll wear it, you'll
be word.

Speaker 22 (01:41:15):
I don't.

Speaker 14 (01:41:15):
I might have had a taco when I was a child.

Speaker 1 (01:41:17):
I don't.

Speaker 38 (01:41:18):
You don't eat mashking food. I don't eat foreign no
foreign food. Trust it's not it's not recognizable to me.
I know they say it's ground beef. I know they
say It is right just to go to Taco Bell
some time and go up to the counter and just say, look, well,
I'm not reading the moods for a Taco Bell.

Speaker 14 (01:41:38):
Just just give me a hamburger, patty. Just just just
ask them. They can't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
So you're saying, if they've got ground beef, I should
able to make that.

Speaker 14 (01:41:51):
They should.

Speaker 38 (01:41:51):
You got a thousand pounds of ground beef supposed in
the fruzer back there. They can't make you a hamburger patty.
I'm gonna say, I'm just.

Speaker 6 (01:42:05):
Thing stolema curve. Try maybe they can, if they can.

Speaker 38 (01:42:09):
The Chinese people scared me to death, I tell you,
I meanalytically speak us.

Speaker 14 (01:42:18):
Uh unless the iron my shirt, I am. They scared me.

Speaker 1 (01:42:24):
I don't scare you. It's that food. It's the food.
I mean we don't don't.

Speaker 6 (01:42:28):
I mean, if you're not coming here, we don't like you.

Speaker 14 (01:42:31):
Yeah, I mean just I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
Mean you're not talking about the because you said you
said the Chinese. You're saying there they're their restaurants scared.

Speaker 38 (01:42:41):
Well, I've never seen Leroy at the Chinese buffet. He's
not running the place. I got you, and you never
you never see Luther, my cousin Luther.

Speaker 1 (01:42:52):
Running like the management makes you figure, so you're not
sure about the whole set up.

Speaker 14 (01:42:56):
And then look at the Look at the food here
we go, Look at the food.

Speaker 38 (01:42:59):
You know, you don't really, you don't really, I mean
everything's a little tiny, tiny pieces, tiny pieces.

Speaker 1 (01:43:05):
You don't so it's identifiable.

Speaker 14 (01:43:08):
They don't really need a fork. Oh he needs a spoon.

Speaker 38 (01:43:10):
You used to spoon that stuff and have different names
to it, different names to it, you know, the General's chicken.

Speaker 14 (01:43:17):
You know, I'm not saying, I'm not what if people
enjoy it, They enjoy everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:43:23):
You're not out to stop it. You're just saying for you.

Speaker 38 (01:43:25):
Yeah, and Steve, he's Italian. You know I'm not, I
mean to me Italian to me is maybe it is
maybe spaghetti me ball.

Speaker 6 (01:43:34):
You won't get you won't go further than that.

Speaker 38 (01:43:36):
Well, you got the Italian people. They're good people. They're
really good people.

Speaker 1 (01:43:40):
Well obviously you hang around all the time.

Speaker 14 (01:43:42):
But they can really, really really screw up a chicken.

Speaker 6 (01:43:45):
Oh yeah, okay, if you see that, what.

Speaker 14 (01:43:48):
A chicken prop stuff.

Speaker 38 (01:43:50):
It's a perfectly wonderful, really, it's bondless beautiful chicken breast
and they'll take that, slap some Parmisan cheese on it,
and then this stuff, I call it glorified kitchen ketchup.

Speaker 14 (01:44:07):
What do y'all call it? Marinarous stuff? Oh, maria stuff
on top of it.

Speaker 6 (01:44:12):
And you say that's ketchup, Italian ketchup.

Speaker 14 (01:44:14):
Yeah, they call it marinaro. It's glorified gravey.

Speaker 1 (01:44:18):
Yeah, right, yeah, yeah, you know, would you would you
entertain it being a gravy? I think that's good. Steve
made an Italian gravy.

Speaker 14 (01:44:23):
I'm just saying it's okay, But that's right, that's a
that's a side thing.

Speaker 1 (01:44:27):
Right, Don't make it the center, don't don't bring all
the attention to it.

Speaker 38 (01:44:30):
Yeah, so you can have it regular, regular chicken, that's
really chicken five ninety five. Go to an Italian restaurant
and have them mess it up, mess it up, mess
it up them mess it up.

Speaker 8 (01:44:41):
Right.

Speaker 14 (01:44:42):
Parmesan cheese and that marinaras are twelve ninety five.

Speaker 38 (01:44:48):
Really, sometimes let's just try that, right, you know, but
you're having it, what's hey, what's the name of that chicken?
What it's a it's a dish?

Speaker 6 (01:44:56):
What's the chicken afraid of?

Speaker 22 (01:44:57):
Oh the parm chicken parmesan.

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
Yeah, so what you do you now take Italian food?
Does it go over in your I don't. I don't
eat foreign food category. So spaghetti and meatballs, that's it. No,
I know you'll dabble. I will.

Speaker 14 (01:45:13):
I will play with that.

Speaker 1 (01:45:14):
You'll dabble in Italian food, he likes.

Speaker 14 (01:45:17):
I will dabble.

Speaker 24 (01:45:17):
It won't.

Speaker 6 (01:45:18):
Mexican, No, Chinese, Japanese, Japanese.

Speaker 14 (01:45:22):
I never have been. There been.

Speaker 2 (01:45:25):
I do.

Speaker 38 (01:45:26):
I tell you what happened one time. This was in Nashville, Tennessee. Uh,
somehow somebody, somebody I had to do business with, you know,
Japanese State House one time?

Speaker 14 (01:45:38):
One time? Oh god, there's only ones. The most boring
waste of time.

Speaker 1 (01:45:46):
Have you ever been sure cooking?

Speaker 6 (01:45:49):
I will tell you I wouldn't say this.

Speaker 1 (01:45:50):
I've moved away from the abouch you girl, and I
just eat it at the table because I've seen that
presentation enough.

Speaker 38 (01:45:54):
But no, I'm talking about where you go there and
you sit around a strangers the table. This comes right,
he's got a machete. The show you know about, and
then and then you you have to pretend, you have
to pretend that you enjoyed the conversation with these people

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you don't even know.

Speaker 14 (01:46:19):
You then ask you what you do for a living
and what kind of work you do? Where you who?
I mean, come off?

Speaker 1 (01:46:24):
Do you what do you tell them?

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
Jave?

Speaker 1 (01:46:26):
What do you tell them when they ask.

Speaker 22 (01:46:27):
What you do?

Speaker 4 (01:46:27):
Well?

Speaker 14 (01:46:27):
The best I can?

Speaker 38 (01:46:28):
I mean I was invited you there, you know, have
one and it's not a whole lot of meat. You
don't get aho lot of meat.

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
No, you love that.

Speaker 6 (01:46:37):
Really, the most disappointing thing are these people that order
a steak in that setting.

Speaker 1 (01:46:41):
Have you ever seen it?

Speaker 14 (01:46:43):
Or the chopping up? Yeah, the chop up everything.

Speaker 6 (01:46:48):
So it's the little pieces. Yeah, what did you think
about the volcano out of the onions?

Speaker 14 (01:46:53):
Did you like that? I didn't like that. I didn't
like the experiment as all.

Speaker 1 (01:46:57):
I'm saying the whole thing strangers, right, you're all you're
eating together. Yes, but if they say what do you
do for a living? Do you even go there? Do
you make something up?

Speaker 14 (01:47:11):
I tell them? Ay, that way they won't talk.

Speaker 1 (01:47:19):
He sells can Sue knaves. Yeah, I sell these cutcoas. Yeah,
cutler is. We'll be back more with James Gregory and
Steve Manoline Ricking Bubba. Welcome to the Cook's Past Control

(01:47:48):
Best of Ricking Bubba Show. Hope y'all have enjoyed this
trip down memory lane. I'm just randomly grabbing some and
then I'll look at request. If I can fit it in,
I'll throw it on. Anything goes. We had Charles and
Charge visit with us the other day, former intern, and
he told a story about getting his head thirn burned
at the region's event. Well, I found that one, and

(01:48:11):
it's a good one. Check it out.

Speaker 4 (01:48:13):
I'm the best of breaking by.

Speaker 13 (01:48:15):
Charles.

Speaker 6 (01:48:16):
How are you pretty good of it? You're doing good, Charles.

Speaker 1 (01:48:20):
I know you helped out with Bubba and some of
the guys Speedy uh at the celebrity program last week.
We talked about a lot. There just seems to be
more stories coming out of that. When you walked in
this morning, I couldn't help but notice your forehead right,
I mean, there's no way not to notice it. Charles.

Speaker 7 (01:48:38):
I'll be honest with you. I've seen a lot of sunburns,
a lot of blisters that that. I mean, my goodness,
you look like you're turning into a turtle much.

Speaker 1 (01:48:46):
I have never seen anything like that. Are you part Klingon, Charles,
what if.

Speaker 6 (01:48:50):
Charles, I've had I've had a friend save from a
fire that was not burned that much.

Speaker 1 (01:48:54):
Yeah, I mean have you are you putting anything on that?

Speaker 13 (01:48:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:48:58):
I spent the whole weekend putting stuff on it and everything,
And I.

Speaker 1 (01:49:01):
Mean you need to eat an l you know, to
back it up. Let me tell you something, if a
dermatologist sees you today, they'll throw you in an amate. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:49:11):
The doctor Dorthington would pass out.

Speaker 2 (01:49:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:49:14):
Talking about sun damage, Charles, oh man, Charles, did you
not think about wearing a cap? Well again, it goes
back to those cars not having tops in the region's
charity class. I'm going to get Jeane Hallman and we
have to talk about that.

Speaker 6 (01:49:27):
You heard a certain screen.

Speaker 1 (01:49:28):
Yeah, well that's what I was asking him there. I
did not expect speed. He had some with him. Did
you ever at one point sunscreen.

Speaker 4 (01:49:37):
On red?

Speaker 16 (01:49:39):
I thought a grown man could tell when he was burning.
Charles standing him on side of the pooon putting it
on it, now like yeah, come here sign now. Look
he offered me peanut butter crackers. Nothing about suntan lotion
or sunscreen. Mamas, if you're burning, you shouldn't have to.
But you're an adult. Yeah, your mama can't follow you around.
It's like, get mama's little man over and put some
so lotion on it.

Speaker 1 (01:50:01):
God, you could have been twittering. You would have thought
to have done that. I was twittering. I looked one
time he was running with scissors. His forehead looks like
a dry desert.

Speaker 13 (01:50:15):
Dry.

Speaker 6 (01:50:18):
They're in a bad drought.

Speaker 1 (01:50:19):
Look, no joke.

Speaker 33 (01:50:20):
The whole weekend. I couldn't raise my eyebrows. If if
I ever got upset, no one could tell.

Speaker 1 (01:50:24):
It looks like a road map, you know start.

Speaker 7 (01:50:28):
The good news is people pay for those chemical peels,
and you got one for I mean you will have
a raks comes off.

Speaker 6 (01:50:35):
You know what you look at Kleingon. I mean it's
almost like he's like.

Speaker 1 (01:50:40):
I tell you what it looks like.

Speaker 7 (01:50:41):
It doesn't look like he came from a kling On
human marriage. It looks like he's maybe a fourth clean generation.
He is a third cousin of a clean.

Speaker 1 (01:50:55):
They're clinging in his family. This is a bad day.
Columbus is not here to get this on TV.

Speaker 6 (01:50:59):
You know, I got to tell you something.

Speaker 1 (01:51:00):
Your your head looks I mean that looks really bad.

Speaker 6 (01:51:02):
Have you Have you looked at that? I have had
anybody that son poisonous?

Speaker 1 (01:51:06):
What that is?

Speaker 6 (01:51:07):
No, it just sounison. Yeah, yeah, that's son poisonous. I
think that's not hypochondriac, because I've be in trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:51:13):
You probably need to be. Whether they are not, you
got some What are you putting on as you're breathing?
I'm good whether you are not? You h what are
you scared of it? Don't make it any lah man?
Are you what are you putting on it? Some moisturizer
or something. My mom gave me something. I knew it.
I knew it. You just wandered through life without no

(01:51:35):
guidance at all that you gave shopping. Oh God, you home,
You go home and lay in the lap. Charles, Hey,
are you taking like some and putting on there? Vitamin E?
I put some other stuff on there?

Speaker 4 (01:51:49):
Just you know.

Speaker 6 (01:51:50):
Have you ever thought about a transplant?

Speaker 1 (01:51:55):
Never did that either. I know you were golded after
that day because I saw you have there working hard.
I mean you handled Gorton Starchard. It's gonna have to
happy with that day. Red rump Oh the golf cart. Yeah,
I know you was galled a little red rump. He
was sweat I will tell you this.

Speaker 16 (01:52:11):
This wearing a black shirt too? Was this is you
think you think he sweats? Barkley and he together in
one car.

Speaker 6 (01:52:17):
He was sweating on me.

Speaker 1 (01:52:18):
There were water in the grass. Said he would lean
over me, sweat all over me. I'm just like what listen, listen, listen, guys,
I'm sitting here listen to all the things Charles did
wrong with the sun, and I'm almost asking the question
hunt he wore he wore a black shirt.

Speaker 6 (01:52:31):
No, what doesn't get started?

Speaker 1 (01:52:33):
He has no hat, He has no hat on. He
has no sunscreen of any kind? Right, Okay, I mean
have you ever been in the sun.

Speaker 33 (01:52:40):
I mean it's like, well, I mean it was like, hey,
we're gonna be broadcasting from the back porch.

Speaker 1 (01:52:45):
Okay, yes, but time out.

Speaker 6 (01:52:46):
But when all of a sudden they go, hey, you
go Caddy for speedy?

Speaker 1 (01:52:48):
Did you not go? I tell you what?

Speaker 6 (01:52:49):
He might got any sunscreen when I left?

Speaker 1 (01:52:52):
Yeah? Oh you didn't.

Speaker 33 (01:52:54):
Yeah, but you didn't offer me any. Hey you know
you're going out there? Do you mine again again?

Speaker 24 (01:52:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:52:59):
Yeah? We think everybody an adult? Can you know I
don't know if you know this speeding, Like if you
have a head that you asked somebody, Hey, you gotn't
asked hey, Speedy and Gregor Groan. I mean they assume
everybody else around has grown. Charles hadn't graduated yet. Rick, Yeah,
you need some sunscreen exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:53:20):
Well, I hate to do this, but I have to
go back to the fact that carts didn't have a roof. Okay,
we're all like, that's a major that's a major thing
that you.

Speaker 6 (01:53:29):
You really don't ask about. You expect to be there
and it just wasn't trouble. Let's get on that subject.
I mean, you know the golf course didn't have a roof.

Speaker 7 (01:53:38):
I mean yeah, but you can you can take those
moments to get out of the sun in the car,
and there was no there was no moments to do that,
you know, I mean just getting out of the sun
every now and then. Hell oh sure, you know it's
cut your time way down.

Speaker 6 (01:53:49):
But look at the head.

Speaker 1 (01:53:50):
That's unbelievable.

Speaker 6 (01:53:51):
I mean, Charles's only one point.

Speaker 1 (01:53:53):
Could you tell you were burning? You may be needed
to change what you were doing.

Speaker 6 (01:53:57):
Twelfth hole.

Speaker 1 (01:53:58):
I was sitting there. You know, whenever arm turns real red,
you touch it. Turns white, turns red again.

Speaker 16 (01:54:02):
I was like, oh, this is he said, he said
in the U and jac said he's at the U
A BA Burn Center golf tournament.

Speaker 1 (01:54:09):
And he said, you need to come there right now.
There's positions that you know where my A B Grads
grats graduate shirt. J C. J. T. You said, Jon
is your son name? Barkley putting sons green? Charles Hey,
Charles did Barkley doggin?

Speaker 2 (01:54:27):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:54:28):
Barkley was rude.

Speaker 8 (01:54:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:54:29):
He he called me knucklehead a couple of times, because look,
no joke.

Speaker 1 (01:54:32):
We would go up the hill.

Speaker 6 (01:54:33):
I'm calling you turtlehead to drum, we.

Speaker 1 (01:54:35):
Would go up a hill.

Speaker 33 (01:54:36):
And in fact, you know, he kind of stole Speedy's
cart and so I drove Barkley around a lot. Wouldn't
you love to be sitting there listening to then make
it to the top of the hill and it start,
you know, stopping. I'm like, you might have to get
out so we can make it up the hill. He's like, no,
we got ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:54:51):
He was.

Speaker 2 (01:54:51):
Look.

Speaker 33 (01:54:52):
I said, you may be, sir, Charles, I said, but
I'm Charles in charge. I said, take that.

Speaker 1 (01:54:56):
I wish you choke slammed choke slamm slapped you up.

Speaker 6 (01:55:04):
Well, you need to go see a dermatology about today.

Speaker 1 (01:55:07):
You might need to take a wood rack.

Speaker 6 (01:55:08):
Seriously, I've seen people that have been been really burned,
and that's what it looks like. I've seen people really
burn It didn't look that bad.

Speaker 1 (01:55:14):
Right, you know what I have to do? Take a
skin graft off. Oh man, that's sun poisons what it is?

Speaker 6 (01:55:18):
Yeah, it sure is.

Speaker 2 (01:55:37):
Ricking Bubba. Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (01:55:56):
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Speaker 1 (01:56:11):
Six minutes after the hour, Coach Pesca throw best of
Ricking Bubba's show. Hope you're enjoying it. I'm having a
great time. Like I said, I'm I'm randomly picking stuff trying.
We had guess last week stopped by. One of them
was Don Juan to Marco Well of Don Juan, and
we talked a few hunting stories. Well I found one.
Don Wan was in the tree stand and he got
a little too comfortable and it looks like he fell asleep. Anyway,

(01:56:33):
check this one out on the Best of Ricking Bubble.
They took up hunting late last year. As a matter
of fact, you don't. You went on the last two
hunts last year.

Speaker 2 (01:56:41):
Was that it?

Speaker 1 (01:56:42):
Or yeah, you went out and did it, but you don't.
You didn't pick it up till like January of last year.

Speaker 22 (01:56:46):
I came in late in the game last year and got.

Speaker 1 (01:56:48):
PA and you and you live below. Yeah, and you
liked it.

Speaker 24 (01:56:53):
Oh.

Speaker 22 (01:56:53):
I love hunting, man, I love it now.

Speaker 1 (01:56:55):
And you've you've got coach.

Speaker 32 (01:56:56):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:56:56):
One of the things, shit, Charlie Pride, better.

Speaker 7 (01:56:58):
Look at Yeah, I'm gonna tell you what musical ability
hanging around us, Charlie Pride is. I mean, you're looking
at the next Charlie Pride right here.

Speaker 2 (01:57:06):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:57:06):
This was your first I'm with you guys, and we're
gone all weekend.

Speaker 22 (01:57:10):
Hold like the whole weekend deal, right, hunting lodge.

Speaker 1 (01:57:13):
Yeah, and a lot of first men everywhere, a lot
of big hunters, a lot of game and going out
every day with a new deal. Now.

Speaker 2 (01:57:19):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:57:20):
One of the things that we've always talked about when
we go hunting is we practice safety first. Yes, always,
and everybody who goes if we feel like that you're
not into safety, then you don't go with us. Everybody.
It's all about safety with the firearms, and and uh
with the rifles, and and always safety with the equipment
to climb and get up. Now you know a lot
of you don't know much about deer hunting. You sit

(01:57:42):
up in trees a lot.

Speaker 12 (01:57:44):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:57:44):
You get up high. And there are different kinds. There
are what it's called shooting houses, which is what it
sounds like.

Speaker 22 (01:57:51):
And what I'm used to.

Speaker 1 (01:57:52):
It's like a clubhouse. It's a little apartment in the tree,
which is my personal favorite. Yeah, yeah, are up on
you say, a little warmer, you get up high. The
other's a tripod, which is what it sounds like. Free standing,
free standing. There's a little seat or a little capsule
up in the top of it. And then there's ladder stands,
which means you climb up a ladder and you sit
in like a little chair, very little chair. Then there's

(01:58:15):
your climbers, climbers who carry their own little climbing stand
and they'll shimmy up trees and sit up in them.
Which I'm scared of those things. That's not for us.
That's not for us. The small stuff. You got a haul.
I got so much equipment now I can't hardly get
that Bubba carries so much high tech stuff he cannot
sit in anything that isn't at least forty feet wide,
so which there's not a lot of those out there.

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But anyway, so don one.

Speaker 6 (01:58:37):
You went to your first ladder stand.

Speaker 34 (01:58:39):
I went to a ladder stand, and I was I
was shocked when I got to it because I'd never
been to one before.

Speaker 22 (01:58:44):
I'm used to the shooting houses. Well, I got them
closed in.

Speaker 34 (01:58:46):
I'm in a little house, you know, and I'm looking
out of the window right, and when I got to it,
I'm like, you know, and plus I'm by myself. I
got my little flashlight and I'm out there by myself.

Speaker 1 (01:58:54):
And a little scary.

Speaker 2 (01:58:55):
So this is it.

Speaker 22 (01:58:56):
Where's the rest of it?

Speaker 21 (01:58:57):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:58:58):
You weren't up the house again.

Speaker 22 (01:58:59):
Surely has another tree aroun here with a little house
in it, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:59:02):
But you had a safety harness. Yeah, and what if
safety harness does you shit in the chair and you
connect yourself to the tree and you come around.

Speaker 22 (01:59:08):
Here and basically like a seat belt and I buckled
it your.

Speaker 7 (01:59:12):
Chest and it's got a little bit of lead way
in it so you can stand up and turn around
or look, you know. But I mean, it keeps you
from falling out. And you know, I think it's that
it's just mandatory. You have one, right, even if the
whole ladder fail, you would be dangling in a tree. Now,
granted that's not a position you want, but it beats

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going thirty foot end over end.

Speaker 1 (01:59:35):
Too the ground and some of these things are only
as big as you were in. I mean, you of
the kick of the gun could knock you out of
the tree if you if you got off bounce or something.

Speaker 22 (01:59:44):
Make sure you take a cushion if you're gonna go
to one of.

Speaker 1 (01:59:46):
These two, because that's why they had a stack of
the inside. Yeah, and plus I was in it for
the long haul anyway, so you really start down. One
stayed all day. Yeah, he didn't even come out all day,
which is uh.

Speaker 24 (01:59:55):
He was long.

Speaker 1 (01:59:56):
You got caught up in it.

Speaker 34 (01:59:57):
It was very madly down speeding, and I said, hey,
when for the long haul. You know, I don't care
about anybody else winning for the long turn.

Speaker 22 (02:00:02):
We ended up being the only two that stayed for
the long haul.

Speaker 1 (02:00:04):
Yes, it took sandwiches and we never saw you again,
you know what sandwiches.

Speaker 7 (02:00:08):
But I got into mine about eight o'clock that morning,
and then then that long haul. Feeling of my stomach
growling started about eleven. And then you just barely smell
like cooking going on. Well, I'm like the deer.

Speaker 1 (02:00:19):
Then I could smell anything.

Speaker 6 (02:00:21):
Somebody, somebody, Bubbo got chilio.

Speaker 1 (02:00:23):
Somebody told me as I was headed out Bubba's in
for the long haul, I say, I will see Bubba
back at this house somewhere around eleven. I said, I
don't know. He took sandwich. I said, trust me, this.

Speaker 22 (02:00:35):
For the long haul. And and the long haul was
a little long.

Speaker 1 (02:00:38):
It's really long.

Speaker 34 (02:00:39):
I mean, hey, I mean, how about I'm sitting up
in the tree and like, I'm just there. Nothing's going
on because I'm not sending the actually not sending deer anything.
I mean, I'm sitting I'm starting to get tired a
little bit, and I'm like, hey.

Speaker 1 (02:00:49):
Yeah, you didn't sleep because you got caught up in
that no sleep Friday night.

Speaker 22 (02:00:52):
I didn't get any sleep hardly.

Speaker 1 (02:00:54):
Todd Jones wouln't let any sleep. And then he got
Jerald Kate's on his side, and it was over there.

Speaker 22 (02:00:57):
The little sleep.

Speaker 34 (02:00:58):
I tried to get run and was honking in there
and I couldn't you know Ryan Hanks too, he's a honker,
so does JJ.

Speaker 22 (02:01:04):
He's up there.

Speaker 1 (02:01:05):
So you caught your little nap in the steak, well, I.

Speaker 34 (02:01:07):
Caught an unexpected nap in the tree stand saying that's
the thing.

Speaker 1 (02:01:10):
You can pass out up in that tree and noykeup
and not know who you are.

Speaker 22 (02:01:13):
How about I had no intentions of going to sleep.
I'm sitting up there. I had no intentions of going
to sleep nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:01:18):
Because you're looking for deer. You didn't even feel sleepy.

Speaker 22 (02:01:21):
I got my horns on like I like it, you know,
you know good thing? Of course I'll wake up looking
down at the ground.

Speaker 13 (02:01:30):
I wake up.

Speaker 14 (02:01:30):
I wake up just like this.

Speaker 1 (02:01:31):
I got my rifle around my lap like this, hanging
in the safety yard.

Speaker 14 (02:01:38):
How about wake up.

Speaker 22 (02:01:42):
So right off the back of that tree.

Speaker 7 (02:01:44):
So so you went to sleep and you're leaning forward,
and that harness is all that's holding you from going
over end to the ground.

Speaker 22 (02:01:54):
You wake up looking at the ground and that's not
a good y'all realized.

Speaker 1 (02:01:58):
I want to go way hanging upside down in that harness.

Speaker 22 (02:02:02):
It's just tight.

Speaker 6 (02:02:05):
What it's supposed to do.

Speaker 22 (02:02:06):
Hate safety, That horness. I had to have it on.

Speaker 1 (02:02:08):
Hey, god, trouble without it.

Speaker 22 (02:02:10):
That's why they have hornesses on the on the trees. Now, everybody,
make sure you buckle up.

Speaker 14 (02:02:15):
I did.

Speaker 1 (02:02:16):
I want to buckle to be a little better to
do y'all about.

Speaker 32 (02:02:19):
I want.

Speaker 1 (02:02:20):
I want lock a wire, you know, like a big
clamp that you can But I did the same thing,
I cause you know know what, we didn get to sleep,
and I did the same thing. And I've got mine.
I get snuffed up here and I'm up against the
tree and I'm like, and I'm looking, and I'm looking.
I go and look, and I've got I've got me
some I've got me some you know, some water. I've
got got me my various types of gloves for whatever

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the situation. Look, I've got my got I've got my
you know, got my two way here and I look
at all that and it's all just like I lock it.
But all next I know, I go when I wake up,
and I go, man, I ain't seen nothing, And look,
and I don't know how long I'm back. I look
down around the tree. There's a two way, there's a bottle,
well all of it, I thought. Look, then you get

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that I'm feeling well, that might hurt me.

Speaker 8 (02:03:07):
Then yeah, that's I might need that, you know, you
know then you hear way down.

Speaker 1 (02:03:12):
The tree, can't get it? You sign back, can you go?
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:03:20):
I guess that thing.

Speaker 1 (02:03:20):
I just had to range. I couldn't hear you. You
know you that of range. My dad's going.

Speaker 6 (02:03:27):
I kept contact guys.

Speaker 1 (02:03:28):
I couldn't hear me.

Speaker 14 (02:03:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:03:29):
I guess the thanks stupid ring.

Speaker 7 (02:03:30):
And you know, it's never happened. It's never This has
never happened to me personally. But I've heard stories of
people who were like in a tree stand, say maybe
maybe like a double wide or something, and that that
it's never had get strapped in. And then you know
this thing and when you're hunting, you're not supposed to
use the bathroom because the deer can smell this, right,

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and so can we. Most of the time, you you
carry something with you to catch that if you have to,
But there are incidents where you just you have you've
got to go, and you go, you know what, I'm
just gonna have to take my chances because if we
we on myself, I know the deer can smell that.
I'll take chances launching it off the side here, and

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you have to go.

Speaker 1 (02:04:12):
Through thirty layers of clothes and you get and you're
trying to get over there, and in the safety harness graped,
you don't want to go to the ladder. Then you
almost go. I'll sit it down the ladder and hope
it drives before I go.

Speaker 2 (02:04:54):
Ricking, Bubba, Ricking, Bubba.

Speaker 6 (02:05:17):
Since it is the Christmas time of year, Bubba, we've
got some grenches here.

Speaker 39 (02:05:25):
You're a mean one, mister Grinch, you really are. Yeah,
you're as cuddy as a cactus. You're as charming as
an eel. Mister green Inch, you're a bad banana with
a greasy black pe.

Speaker 1 (02:05:47):
No one likes a Grinch, but boy, there after this
time of year, Bubba, let's let's look at our first
Grinch today.

Speaker 7 (02:05:55):
Well, Rick, I read this story. It's it's almost uh,
it's just hard to get through it. Quite frankly, it's
it's almost unbelievable.

Speaker 11 (02:06:03):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (02:06:03):
The Grench is out and he is well, Rick, and
apparently he has torched a Christmas tree in downtown Birmingham, Alabama.
Birmingham Police are investigating the early morning incident where copper
thieves took decorations off the holiday display, take it and
burned and burned down the tree. Officials say the incident

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occurred around four a m. Thieves took the lights and
used gasoline to separate the plastic from the copper, resulting
in an apparent accidental tree torching. Public work crews this
morning took down the charred remains of the holiday display.
You know, this picture is just it's just horrendous. City

(02:06:47):
even get a shot of that story. I mean, look,
here is the just what is left of the Christmas tree.

Speaker 1 (02:06:55):
I expect you to see Clark Griswall's uncle standing there
with that suy.

Speaker 7 (02:07:00):
Its theme. It's the same deal, now, Rick. This was
a thirty five foot tall Norwegian spruce. It came from
North Carolina and won't be replaced, According to Melvin Miller,
City Parks and rec Director. He said, this is the
first time there has been any major damage to this display.

Speaker 1 (02:07:20):
It's not good.

Speaker 7 (02:07:20):
It kind of dampens the seasons. But we still know
what the season is all about. It's not about a tree,
Miller said. This is the first time this has ever happened.

Speaker 6 (02:07:29):
Miller well said, but I hate you're in this situation.

Speaker 1 (02:07:31):
And guys, I hope y'all know this is a tree
that was that was planted in the downtown Birmingham area
that had been there for many years. I mean, if
you look, it's in the ground. Oh yeah, and now
pretty big tree. Now it's been torched because copper thieves.
You're still in copper off a Christmas tree. You talk
about going straight to Santa's bad list. I mean, I
mean you go, he's even got a list. It's worse

(02:07:53):
than that. And I can't say it on that.

Speaker 6 (02:07:54):
Let me ask you this.

Speaker 7 (02:07:55):
They're cleaning it up and it looks like they've cut
it off now. And but I mean, did you if
you burn a tree, can't you prune it back and
it come back?

Speaker 1 (02:08:04):
But I really am not versed on what do you
do about a burned spruce? I mean I'm not. I'm
not a Christmas tree or spruce expert by any especially Norwegian.

Speaker 7 (02:08:13):
But I hope that that the burning. You know, we
didn't overdo it by go ahead and clean it by
cutting it down on the chainsaw.

Speaker 1 (02:08:20):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (02:08:21):
Are you saying let's give it a season.

Speaker 7 (02:08:22):
I'm saying I'm not a Look, we need a tree
expert to give us. But I mean woods burn all
the time, the trees come back.

Speaker 1 (02:08:29):
Well, it looks like to me, though, Bubba, it's uh,
I mean, is it a straight up I'm in the ground. Yeah, yeah,
it looks like it to say, it's planet.

Speaker 7 (02:08:38):
And it looks like the concrete is broken around it.
I mean it has its own little tree bed.

Speaker 16 (02:08:43):
Well according to now, like you're saying, it looks like
they've cleaned up a lot, because look now look at
the top there.

Speaker 1 (02:08:49):
You see the top of the tree. It's all in there.
And so I'm like you either it burnt the middle
of it, and I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:08:57):
Some of the tree people can tell me. I mean,
can't you burn every limb off of it and it's
still come.

Speaker 1 (02:09:01):
Well, look if you look for where it's been cut
in half unfortunately, I mean down at the bottom, it
looks like that's a pretty lively.

Speaker 7 (02:09:07):
Yeah, I mean it's got it's uh, the color is
good on the inside, what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (02:09:12):
And so I don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:09:13):
I mean, maybe maybe the thieves did this and as
they were getting the copper off of it, I don't know,
or I don't know if this was part of the
cleanup effort, but sad to see that anyway that somebody would.

Speaker 1 (02:09:24):
So they accidentally, they think, burn it while stealing the copper. Well,
according to that, you know, because you have to melt
the plastic off the copper. Now, why you don't just
take the wire as it is and do that later?
I don't know why you want to start a fire
at the scene that might draw attention to what you're
doing with any idiot that makes the conscious choice, I
will steal copper off the city's Christmas tree. They're probably

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not gonna think the rest of it through either. Yeah, yeah,
that's uh. Dog On Grinch Rick Rick, I said, dog
On Grinch, That's what I said. Your one, mister Grinch,
who's our next?

Speaker 6 (02:09:59):
Grench Rick?

Speaker 1 (02:10:00):
In Orange Veil, California, hundreds of toys set aside for
kids in need have been stolen just days before Christmas.
The toys were taken from the lobby of the Orange
Veil Chamber of Commerce Monday night. They were all donations
to the Toys for Top program. Chamber employees have a
message for the people who stole them. They said, if

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you need help with anything, I mean, the Chamber is
here to help. They just had to ask rather than
to take. But I hope you'll find it in your
heart to take them to the US Marine Corps and
give them to the kids that need them, said Lisa
Monts of the Orange Veil Chamber of Commerce. In the meantime,
they are looking at surveillance tapes to see if they

(02:10:43):
can find a clue who have may have been in
on the house. And that's the thing that you you know,
I remember going through the situation myself so many times.
These people that try to steal from you, if they
would just ask you for help, you know, if they're
in a situation now. Sometimes people are stilling toys with
they can sell it so they can get there. You know,
their their crystal meth. But but for the people who

(02:11:04):
just like you know, hey, we need some help most time,
if you just ask, somebody will help you. I mean,
you don't have to come steal from us now. I mean,
I mean if you need to. You know, a situation
we got with some friends where you know, some some
robbers broke into their house and stole some of the
gifts that were intended for the children. You know, if
you needed those items, if you just asked. But now,
don't put up family in a handle right here before Christmas.

(02:11:25):
And of course it's you know, near where our family
farm is. And I've alerted Gary the bulldozer guy, who's
been wanting to shoot somebody for years. All right, so
he was Him and Ted Newgen are on full control. Man,
Gary the bulldozer guy said, I hate it for you know,
our friend here, but I'm kind of excited I might
get to plug somebody trying to get into your house
so so so maybe Gary'll shoot them. But I will

(02:11:45):
say this, that's just horrible. I mean, I mean, just
if you need to help that bad ask somebody.

Speaker 2 (02:11:49):
Man.

Speaker 1 (02:11:49):
Don't be don't be stealing toys from kids. What is
wrong with you?

Speaker 11 (02:11:52):
Rick?

Speaker 1 (02:11:52):
We have another store here, a family, It says, it's
off to a bad start. Just got this to the
holiday season after burglars stole all of their gifts and
their dog over the weekend. God, these broke in kids
aren't upset enough. I'm gonna take the dog getting your
little dog too.

Speaker 7 (02:12:10):
These broke into the Russall r U sa W family's
apartment in the Tripoint Square and stole a teacup Yorkshire
Terrier named Candy wrapped Christmas gifts, electronics and jewelry. Most
of the stolen gifts belonged to the thirteen year old girl,
but Cameron is her name, was too upset to go

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to school. Monday said that she that he misses the
dog more than anything. I'm not worried about the gifts,
he says, I just want my dog. Yes, stole somebody's dog.

Speaker 1 (02:12:43):
Let's talk about let's talk about how much of a
grant you are here. You just talk about how much
of a grant you are here?

Speaker 4 (02:12:47):
All right?

Speaker 6 (02:12:47):
First of all, I'm so grinch like I'm gonna steal
Christmas gifts.

Speaker 1 (02:12:51):
Okay, Yeah, but I said I'm gonna go to another
level of grinch. I'm gonna take this dog too. Yeah, exactly.
I want you to be a devastated by my presence
in your home as you possibly could be. Things.

Speaker 6 (02:13:02):
Come on, I mean, what else photo albums?

Speaker 1 (02:13:06):
You want to get their photo albums, the precious memories,
greasy black well, everybody knows how much a photo album
will bring it. The poem shot, Yeah, just like teacup
dogs that belong to other people.

Speaker 7 (02:13:20):
Another story here to keep rolling in Rick as we
talk the politically correct West village WYAMCA has fired old
Saint Nick in favor of Frosty. Kids who were once
thrilled at sitting on Santa's lap at the fourteenth Street
wyamca wildly popular annual holiday luncheon will now suffer the
icy embrace of talking to a snowman and his sidekicked

(02:13:43):
an anonymous penguin.

Speaker 15 (02:13:45):
What now?

Speaker 1 (02:13:47):
Why do we think Frosty is less offensive than Sanna
because they're wrench now? They said, forget about bringing a
list or checking it twice. Frosty doesn't take gift request
and doesn't care if you're not your nice What it
says the YMA officials y m c A, who said
they are in the midst of rebranding the Young Men's

(02:14:08):
Christians Organization to the wife, defended their decision. Than you.

Speaker 2 (02:14:28):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 1 (02:14:49):
I beve you've upset al No, I didn't mean to.
He said that he's he's offended that we made the
comment that everybody here could beat Jimmy Kimmel or Ted
Cruz except him. Well, I I didn't think Adler was
a good basketball player. I might be wrong that some
sort of he could out sing them out play them.
I have no doubt that's some kind of statue probably
outrun them. That some kind of hot bigotry. I just

(02:15:10):
didn't think he was a basketball never heard his spud
Well I have, I'm a big fan of spud. Well, yeah,
he looks so good jumping off the ground. So Adler,
I actually thought he was going to come in because sometimes,
you know he can he'll get a little political. I
thought he was going to come in and talk about
these detention centers at the border and all the celebrities
in the way they're acting, right, And I saw his face.

(02:15:30):
I said, well he must, because sometimes Adam will come
in because frankly, he's a little more on top of
the you sometimes than I am. And he'll come in
and say what I thought he was going to say,
was Hey, by the way, somebody in the Trump administration
is saying there's no plan that divides families up at all. Right.
I don't know why that person's saying that. One obviously
they are right. I mean, well, there's a lot of
people think seem to think. I don't know that any

(02:15:51):
of these people protests have actually been to one of
these places. No, oh no, no, but the protest is
certainly an emotional shoot ready, aim, that's that's no doubt
about that. So I thought that's what he was going
to say.

Speaker 6 (02:16:02):
And then he said this, Well, let's go to the tape.
Let's this just happened last segments.

Speaker 1 (02:16:08):
Go to the tape.

Speaker 6 (02:16:09):
Go to go to the tape here.

Speaker 1 (02:16:13):
Yeah, it should be rolling.

Speaker 37 (02:16:15):
Oh I heard it was buzzing.

Speaker 1 (02:16:17):
Yeah, there's no audio for some reason. Okay, but I
don't know why huh could be talking about it after
seeing the highlights of them performed, I think anybody on
the show could be either one of them, maybe with
a possible exception of Adler. Okay that no need, no

(02:16:37):
need to prove it, to prove it. I meant I
said it.

Speaker 6 (02:16:40):
Okay, just happened. Okay, just happened.

Speaker 1 (02:16:44):
I didn't mean to offend you by that. I didn't
know you were a basketball guy. Well that wasn't a compliment, Bubba.

Speaker 7 (02:16:49):
I didn't mean to hurt your fends by it, but
I just I thought, just you know, from what I knew,
I thought that was good statement.

Speaker 6 (02:16:57):
I am offended. Okay, I am offending.

Speaker 35 (02:17:00):
When did I become the bottom of the totem pole
when it comes to the basketball game here, guys.

Speaker 6 (02:17:04):
Okay, all I got to say to you, Bubba is.

Speaker 35 (02:17:06):
Any place, any time, anywhere, any court, any rules.

Speaker 1 (02:17:14):
Let's go. So have you ever have you ever played
any basketball?

Speaker 17 (02:17:20):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:17:20):
I played a ton of basketball.

Speaker 24 (02:17:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 35 (02:17:23):
One time I dunked it pulled the gold down on me,
rim smashed my fingers against the concrete.

Speaker 6 (02:17:29):
Had to get tons of stitches.

Speaker 1 (02:17:30):
That's why I have a bunch of.

Speaker 6 (02:17:31):
Scars on my fingers.

Speaker 1 (02:17:34):
Yeah, it couldn't have been.

Speaker 6 (02:17:36):
It's one of those like metal ones. It's like about
four four and a half tall. But it hurt and
I had to jump very high. Okay, So it's just
you just think you're youthful enough to at least hang guys.

Speaker 1 (02:17:48):
My d is, my d is.

Speaker 6 (02:17:50):
It's unbelievable. Watch this, Watch this.

Speaker 1 (02:17:52):
You're what is defense? Okay? Look man, that is good.
That staying correct. They called me the wall, give us
a d They called the wall. We don't have one

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another border, But shows show show shirts, the fake chest
pain late famous about the globe trotter.

Speaker 35 (02:18:25):
So good, you're gonna you're gonna dive away from that.
I'm gonna shoot it.

Speaker 6 (02:18:31):
Nothing but uh that string the call, that's right, not
a matter of breath from doing that.

Speaker 14 (02:18:40):
But breath.

Speaker 1 (02:18:43):
You had your heart.

Speaker 6 (02:18:44):
I probably need to.

Speaker 1 (02:18:45):
I'm adjusting my diet and checking my cholester on the
game three months.

Speaker 35 (02:18:50):
By the way, fiber, I've been taking some fiber regular
and uh, but I'm doing the soluble fiber because evidently
soluble fiber like actually gets up in your bloodstream and
then it sticks to the colester on, it sticks to
the cluster in your blood and then you you know,
it gets out of your back. You just you can't

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out of defense for like ten second. Yeah, well, we're breathing.

Speaker 1 (02:19:14):
Kind of hard.

Speaker 11 (02:19:14):
It was.

Speaker 1 (02:19:19):
The wall. The wall was ready.

Speaker 35 (02:19:23):
Called me the walls, gentlemen. But seriously, I have better
ball handling skills than Ted Cruz.

Speaker 6 (02:19:28):
I can tell you that. Did y'all see him dribbling?

Speaker 1 (02:19:30):
Yeah, yeah, keep it low. Let's say you got to
keep it low, everybody. That's not a real basket. That's
kind of hard to dribble up. Man, We'll get man energizer, buddy,
You're right, I'm sorry, Look and are staying correct.

Speaker 24 (02:19:47):
We just did.

Speaker 1 (02:19:48):
We didn't stay in front of everybody. We didn't know
it was that good. Who knew?

Speaker 8 (02:19:51):
Rick?

Speaker 6 (02:19:52):
Look, if we're going to play how many? How many
do we have for one? Okay, there's six of us here,
three on three.

Speaker 35 (02:19:58):
I'm just saying, if you pick me last, you'll be
regretting mistake because I am good and I also play
incredibly dirty.

Speaker 1 (02:20:05):
So well, I could see how you could be annoying.
But I don't know, you know, like a pesky little defender.
But I don't know, man, I'd have to see you shot.

Speaker 6 (02:20:14):
No blood, no foul, That's all I gotta say, no blood,
no foul.

Speaker 1 (02:20:20):
So what do you think of the sports that we
could do? Is just the when you think you're the
best at out of the room. Now I'm talking about
the best of his sports. Which one would he excel
at and be.

Speaker 6 (02:20:31):
It's not going to help me at all. But it's soccer.

Speaker 1 (02:20:33):
I could, I could. Yeah, I'll give you that. You
would dominate. We're talking about the Big Three.

Speaker 6 (02:20:41):
Okay, Well, I don't know, guys, I'm pretty quick. I mean,
y'all are y'all are.

Speaker 1 (02:20:45):
Wait a minute? You were the rusher in the flag football? Right?

Speaker 33 (02:20:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:20:50):
And and what do you call the Turkey Bowl?

Speaker 2 (02:20:51):
What was it?

Speaker 15 (02:20:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:20:52):
Most of the time I got I remember, you would
be all excited because you would rush the quarterback and
get him every time. Now, what were you called? Is
that when you went by Chris Eagle there too, or
just DJing.

Speaker 6 (02:21:03):
A lot of times Chris Eagle.

Speaker 1 (02:21:04):
Yes, sometimes the Eagle's gonna get you or something. Forget
when he played MS ball and he made that touchdown
saving Tacolic always brings that up. It was glorious.

Speaker 6 (02:21:15):
Josh King Ruse the day he tried to run for me,
you got.

Speaker 1 (02:21:20):
Took him out. Was that when you were called the
mad mosquito?

Speaker 35 (02:21:22):
This wasn't Yeah, this was called they called mad Skeeter.
They called me the mosquito, and the Y m c.

Speaker 1 (02:21:27):
A League was never the same. Oh yeah. So what
I'm saying is if we were gonna do some sort
of you know thing, a pickup game, and we're saying
we're gonna throw the football around, play a little flag,
two hantugs, we're gonna we're gonna play basketball. Are we're
gonna play some sort of baseball? Which one would you
be the best at? Basketball?

Speaker 35 (02:21:48):
Probably probably basketball? But guys, I can catch. I was
a wide receiver running. Okay, back to the Okay, we're
gonna go to the example when we were just throwing around,
just trying to be casual before working out, and.

Speaker 6 (02:22:00):
Speedy literally as you could know, you be like, hey, man, run.

Speaker 35 (02:22:06):
A button hook and you wait for me to take
two step and you throw it right in the small
of my back, and Egg and Helmsey would just laughing, laugh.
And I was just trying to fit in. I was
new here at the show. Care I was new, trying
to fit in, be all friendly.

Speaker 1 (02:22:21):
All I was saying, not all.

Speaker 7 (02:22:23):
I was saying, Rick, If me, me and your captains
and we're picking teams and we want to go through
a mock picking, you got first pick.

Speaker 1 (02:22:30):
Who do you pick?

Speaker 24 (02:22:31):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:22:31):
Probably Halmsey, I picked, Speedy picked Greg. Okay, okay, So
that's all I'm saying. Okay, all right, that's it. That's
all I'm saying. That's all I was saying.

Speaker 7 (02:22:42):
I didn't mean for it to be that negative, because
if we were picking solo partners or people to sing
a do it with, I'd be last pick.

Speaker 14 (02:22:48):
I know it would.

Speaker 1 (02:22:49):
I wouldn't even try.

Speaker 6 (02:22:50):
Okay wait wait wait, be tough in this room to
get in.

Speaker 1 (02:22:53):
I started to say, you might just want to make
that a solo, but get help from outside.

Speaker 35 (02:22:57):
I disagree with those picks that were made. But let's
just let's just go to some imaginary world where Bubba
and Rick are not team captains.

Speaker 1 (02:23:04):
Okay, so who got picked? First?

Speaker 6 (02:23:06):
Helms and then it was Speedy, right, they got picked?

Speaker 1 (02:23:09):
All right?

Speaker 6 (02:23:09):
So now y'all are captain Speedy who you got?

Speaker 1 (02:23:11):
And what we're playing?

Speaker 6 (02:23:12):
And basketball? Greg Helms, Speedy, who you got?

Speaker 22 (02:23:17):
Bubba?

Speaker 1 (02:23:20):
That's ridiculous, incorrect. I feel like science is not being
I'm still under warring under warring team. I am still
under your shot. Has us all conservative?

Speaker 2 (02:23:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:23:40):
You know all these if we if.

Speaker 1 (02:23:42):
We're setting the softball team up, what does our infiel
look look? Speedy, you're the you're the manager. How do
you set her infield?

Speaker 19 (02:23:48):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:23:49):
I'm probably gonna go, So Speedy's the coach. Yeah, I'll probably,
I'll probably, I'll go, I'll go. Uh, I'll go. Greg,
are you pitching? Can you pitch? Are we playing soft
I'll put you at third, I'll put Hamsey short, Greg
at second, Rick at first.

Speaker 6 (02:24:07):
Adler catcher catchers where you put the fat slow people
you can't catch good enough to be in the house
for the speedy cat. Speedy was burning me out. Y'all
are using this one and half.

Speaker 1 (02:24:20):
You want to run a quick years. You want to redeem,
you want to redeem yourself and run it. Here we go.

Speaker 6 (02:24:26):
Now we're gonna do Now, We're gonna do touch football.

Speaker 1 (02:24:28):
Amsey Speedier, Captain Hamsey, first pick, Rick Speedy, Greg.

Speaker 6 (02:24:36):
Okay, okay, all right, I am not last man picked.

Speaker 1 (02:24:41):
When when Speedy would burn him down with that football,
I dropped that.

Speaker 6 (02:24:48):
Go outside, okatch seven years ago. Don't put behind, Yes,
don't seven years ago.

Speaker 1 (02:24:54):
That's the game. Go outside seven years is. Look, if
we were gonna put a track team together, you get
picked now. There's no doubt about that. Speedy.

Speaker 6 (02:25:07):
If we had to run, instance, he would be number one.

Speaker 1 (02:25:10):
Yeah over there, right right, Speedy, better look out. Stress
was not.

Speaker 15 (02:25:26):
I was not dang it.

Speaker 6 (02:25:29):
Hey, look but if we had a track team, you'd
be first pick.

Speaker 1 (02:25:33):
That is a good point. He would. That's not gonna
could run.

Speaker 2 (02:25:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (02:25:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:25:36):
Well, if I was putting together a team of fat
people that eat a lot, I'd pick all of the
all first. It's not always good to be picked first.

Speaker 1 (02:26:04):
The workers paradise, it is Cuba, Cuba, the workers paradise.

Speaker 6 (02:26:17):
Government takes care of everything.

Speaker 1 (02:26:28):
Also, this could be under the Evil Dictator updates, got
no shame, my brother Kane, Evil Dictator, the Castro Brothers,

(02:26:49):
the workers paradise in Cuba where the government provides everything,
but it's only what they got right sense. They always
try to get the best of me, but they won't.

Speaker 4 (02:27:09):
Know your same.

Speaker 6 (02:27:18):
And how did they come into power by doing this?

Speaker 13 (02:27:20):
Right here?

Speaker 1 (02:27:20):
Test day bread ten then that dead bread thing that
I don't like it. I don't need it.

Speaker 2 (02:27:30):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 1 (02:27:33):
Shot don't shame, but I don't want some blame.

Speaker 2 (02:27:40):
All the same.

Speaker 1 (02:27:42):
God taste so wide because it's slid down. Let it rip.

Speaker 6 (02:27:49):
A story that is grippy. How do they how do
you cut that song?

Speaker 1 (02:27:53):
You don't that's what you know? What you have, dude?
Let it roll. Dame was about to saw that thing
and it has nothing to do with what you're talking about.
But I thought we would have more French stories when
this was put in to our our updates. I'm gonna
also to call this a French update, even though it's not.
You just want to hear that music. Somehow the French

(02:28:15):
are involved, aren't there. I think every update we need
to somehow.

Speaker 7 (02:28:20):
Rick the Caribbean is standing on it's ear today because
it can't sit down and take a one.

Speaker 1 (02:28:25):
The Caribbean. I, like I've always said, Caribbean more than Caribbean.
You know why that Billy Ocean song Caban like Billy
Ocean calls it that, I'm going. You know he's from there.
He ought to know you had an issue with Billy Ocean.
Only Greg, by the way, would know that. Right, So
you're gonna let the computer say it, don't You have

(02:28:47):
to first have to.

Speaker 6 (02:28:48):
Know how to spell it edicate.

Speaker 1 (02:28:51):
I got it all it Caribbean A A R I.
I'm kidding.

Speaker 6 (02:28:56):
So Cuba is in an uproar because.

Speaker 7 (02:28:58):
Rick date line Havana, Cuba is in the grips of
a serious economic christ And to outline and show you
how serious it is, they are running out of toilet
paper and they may not have sufficient supplies to last

(02:29:19):
them to the end of the year. Officials with the
state run companies said Friday, Hey, what.

Speaker 1 (02:29:32):
Are they going? Sugar feeling sugarcane husk.

Speaker 17 (02:29:35):
Is that.

Speaker 7 (02:29:38):
If you meet if you meet someone from Cuba after August,
do not shake their hands.

Speaker 6 (02:29:46):
You know I heard, and this may not be true.
The Castro brothers themselves have plenty.

Speaker 7 (02:29:52):
We're gonna do this story, but you hit it right on,
and I'd already made a note. Do you think that
Fidell or what's his brother? Do you think that there
is a shortage of toilet paper at their house? No, sir,
not even kinda.

Speaker 1 (02:30:10):
And I heard that that even Elon and his dad
are out and they've actually had to wipe with on
a Elion shirt.

Speaker 6 (02:30:16):
Sure, the one that had Mickey Mouse on it, that
Mickey Mouse when he got it. Disney officials, now get this,
Listen to this.

Speaker 7 (02:30:29):
This is what we this is what we are wanting
to become in this country, not only with health care,
but a lot of other things. Officials said, Now the
fall of the logic here that they are lowering the
prices of twenty four basic goods to help Cubans through
these difficult, difficult times, provoked in part by the global
financial crisis and three destructive hurricanes that struck the island

(02:30:52):
last year.

Speaker 1 (02:30:53):
Boy, you mean the acts of God that.

Speaker 8 (02:30:56):
Cuba's financially talking about punishment from Almurviy.

Speaker 7 (02:31:00):
Cuba's financial reserves have been depleted by increased spending for
imports and reduced export income. What you mean the workers
are not turning out to get back to the ships,
which has forced the communists, that is, socialist heavy led

(02:31:20):
government to take extraordinary measures to keep the economy afloat.
The corporation has taken all the steps, so at the
end of the year there will be an important importation
of toilet paper, the official state conglomerate said on state
run radio. Now, first of all, you don't know if
they're telling you the truth or not, because there's no

(02:31:41):
competing free media to even debate this point, so they
may never get any more. But this may mean that
a slow boat from Russia's headed that way.

Speaker 1 (02:31:49):
But I mean what, I've had friends who've just returned
from Cuba and they said that it is strange. They've
noticed people are compiling and starting to store corn cobs. Yes, listen,
here's some audio we had from Cuba. One of my
friends brought back. You're sharing the same Phota papers.

Speaker 14 (02:32:16):
What you're doing?

Speaker 1 (02:32:17):
You got what old that thing?

Speaker 17 (02:32:19):
Like?

Speaker 1 (02:32:19):
Here's what here's what I mean. I mean, you better
make it work. Yeah, yeah, well you better fold it.
Let me say this all right now, this is what
is so misunderstood by the Joshs of the world. No
offense Josh, it's not your fault. We failed you as
a as as the generation ahead of you, because we've
trained you up to feel the way you did back
when you call it. But listen, here's the thing what

(02:32:40):
people don't understand. Let's say the government as Bubba's example,
because I know people who have come from from Cuba
when my when my daughter, I mean my sister went
to a communist Russia when it was still communists. See
you think, man, the government, we just go to the
government store and get whatever we want. Well that's no.
You go to the government store and get whatever they have,

(02:33:00):
and they dictate what you get to buy. So you
may say, I'd like to have two pla a toilet paper.
Now you just have whatever the government puts on the shelf.
And when you go in saying, you know what I'd
like to have today some shaving cream, Well there may
not be any because the government may not have.

Speaker 6 (02:33:14):
Decided to buy.

Speaker 1 (02:33:15):
You might have had yours for the month, right, or.

Speaker 6 (02:33:17):
They didn't have enough of it.

Speaker 1 (02:33:18):
So when you go to the government store, the shelf
simply or stock with whatever the government chooses to have
or can't afford. You don't get the go just go
in there and get whatever you want.

Speaker 7 (02:33:27):
Yeah, you don't choose between the sharman and the retread
over here. Okay, you take what they give you at
the price.

Speaker 1 (02:33:34):
Now listen to this. See their lowering process for everybody.
We think, well, gosh, that's great, they're gonna lower prices
and help the poor workers of Cuba out. But what
does that mean when there's already not enough goods? That
means there's a run on what's left, and then they
will be none. See, they don't.

Speaker 7 (02:33:51):
Understand basic economics. So this is my problem with people
who are against gouging. We covered this, you know, doctor
Walter Williams one time. Gouging should be allowed because it's
the free marketplace. And if toilet paper is short on Cuba,
the price should go up. That will make sure that
it balances out and some is there for everybody. See,
they don't understand basic economics.

Speaker 1 (02:34:11):
Somebody right now, those looking for toilet paper. I can't
get that out of my more. Listen, I.

Speaker 3 (02:34:30):
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Speaker 1 (02:34:45):
Six minutes after the hour excuse me, cooks Past control.
Best of Rick and Bubba Show. I hope you've enjoyed
this show today. You got another one tomorrow. Spee. You'll
come in knock Out Thursday Friday. We'll take you for
two more weeks. Then we'll be back with the Rick
Burgess Show starting January sixth. Again. Until then, we're gonna
enjoy some of the blasts from the past. Here's one
we got, Bubba, we got Chaz Bono. It's a good one.

(02:35:07):
Best for Mick and Bubba. Greg listens to Coast to
Coast and one of the things they talked about on
this weird radio show Coast to Coast, uh now, because
you never know who the host is, because the host
only hosts for a time, and then when the forces
are after them, they have to disappear. They rotate them. Yeah, yeah,
you're you're forced into some kind of secret getaway to
protect your life and your family. We have no idea

(02:35:28):
where Art Beell is right now, No, and and now
there is it George nor Now George Norri. But now
George he's elusive, not there every day. And but they
believe in something called doppel gangers. Yeah, everybody has which
is a complete replica of you. Okay, and if you
come face to face with it, I don't know if
you've turned the stone. All right, I'm just saying, well,
now is it is it you? Is it your opposite

(02:35:49):
or or what is it? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:35:51):
What study of that little what's their personality? I need
to say that a little more.

Speaker 1 (02:35:54):
Well, we were sent by listener today another troubling story
that that ties this. I don't think it's a apple
ganger because it's not exact.

Speaker 4 (02:36:02):
But but.

Speaker 1 (02:36:05):
We remember that the daughter of Sonny and Share, Chastity Bono,
I got you, babe, decided that she was really a man.
Do we remember all that? Who would have ever thought
that the daughter of Share would think she was a man?
And then and then I yes, because Share does not
think she's a man. No, no, So so she had

(02:36:26):
the surgery and everything right, which we won't get it right, Greg,
that's amazing. Well, and Baba she when she started her
first a couple of her looks, not all of them,
but a couple of her looks.

Speaker 19 (02:36:42):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (02:36:42):
The listener that sent us the picture thinks she looks
like you a little bit? Yeah, I say some Uh,
I mean it's not exactly both white male now and
fat well, well, what what what?

Speaker 2 (02:36:56):
What?

Speaker 4 (02:36:56):
What?

Speaker 24 (02:36:56):
What?

Speaker 17 (02:36:56):
What?

Speaker 1 (02:36:57):
The same hair in this one? I think you maybe
all and victim to the speedy thing anybody with a
goate and bald. Everybody says, is a little more here
than that. Yeah, what I mean? I mean that y'all
do resemble. You're not exact by any stretch. It's just
cause first cut, I think, I think, I think it's
clear I had the look to begin with. And she
he moved in my direction. No, no, there's no question

(02:37:18):
what what chastity are now we call her Chas what
chas Bono did?

Speaker 17 (02:37:22):
It?

Speaker 6 (02:37:23):
Says I want to look like a man. I want
to look like that man. Yeah, and she pointed to you.

Speaker 1 (02:37:27):
Do you think Chaz carried a picture into me and said,
this is this is the look. I'm going to think so,
because I mean, this kid is amazing. This could be
your brother, this could be your our sister whatever. I
don't know what you would call it.

Speaker 7 (02:37:39):
Both a you know, far as the features the details,
I don't see it other than we both got a
big round.

Speaker 1 (02:37:47):
Face, same shape face, same shape face, Yeah, same haircut, smile,
is a lot of like in this one picture. You know,
I got you the small right here? I mean yeah,
really the only thing missing is the earring?

Speaker 8 (02:37:59):
Uh uh?

Speaker 1 (02:38:00):
Is she does she have an earring in one of
the pictures. Where's the ear ring of? Now?

Speaker 2 (02:38:05):
Then?

Speaker 1 (02:38:05):
Yeah, I did go to wick up nights and weekends.
When you have some information on her too, And I
can kind of well when you when you see when
you see what what what shim? When shim has a
suit on, pretty broad shoulders. Ye, yes, I'll tell you
when you when you saw her, it's his little girl

(02:38:25):
on the show. You just didn't see all that and
she didn't look anything like you. Then, cute golden haired
little child looking at her while looking at her information.

Speaker 6 (02:38:37):
Is very interested in the space program. Yes, yes, Rick,
here's their Ham radio operator number.

Speaker 16 (02:38:44):
Yeah, I love here on down It says it loves
tennis and eating at waffle house.

Speaker 6 (02:38:53):
Referred to.

Speaker 1 (02:38:55):
Look has convertible recently got over plant tar fasciatas.

Speaker 6 (02:39:04):
I know that was look at this.

Speaker 1 (02:39:05):
When I asked if she likes sports, she says, I'm
somewhat of a Bandwagon fan. Again, I have to pull
at this that she he is copying me, right, No,
there's no question, right, look here favorite utensil dispatchelor. How

(02:39:27):
you feeling great.

Speaker 22 (02:39:30):
This bachelor?

Speaker 1 (02:39:32):
So uh so, anyway, I mean it is odd and
a listener came up with it. I mean some pretty
good work there. Yeah that is if you're watching U
stream you've seen them. So the pictures, I will say this,
he wears a suit morning. I did no question about that.

Speaker 6 (02:39:46):
So so, Chaz, not only do I want to be
a guy, I want to be a little fat, frumpy guy.

Speaker 1 (02:39:50):
That's that's what I went for. Bubba. You're talking about Bubba.
I mean no, I'm talking about Bubba's not just from
I'm looking at Chance. Let's just like Bubba, Hey chance
a little fat from I'm just saying, No, he's he's
a topa ganger. Okay, okay, you got me.

Speaker 6 (02:40:13):
Suffer from suffer from plantar fasciays, yeah you used to you.

Speaker 1 (02:40:20):
No that ain't high.

Speaker 27 (02:40:21):
Well it didn't come out of his r T A man.
What it's like chance they chance a little fat from
the guy?

Speaker 1 (02:40:36):
He did? I say that, Yeah that was I thinking.
But as a matter of fact, if you if I
want you, if you want to, I have the clock
in front of me. They went four minutes convincing us
how much you look like you? Then Greg sai, right,
I just meant that, What do you mean? I don't
know if you're gonna get all kinds of surgery to
change gender, surely can do something about that.

Speaker 6 (02:40:54):
Lord, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:40:56):
I mean, why you're in there, You're in there getting
all kinds of stuff added and all this and taken away.
It means it looks just like me. Now I'm not
I'm not referring to you right now. It's uh, you're
a guy, Bubba. I will say this on the side
on the side, well, now, on the side by side pictures,
you are a much more handsome man. I agree, also

(02:41:16):
look sleepier.

Speaker 13 (02:41:17):
Now.

Speaker 1 (02:41:17):
I don't know which one of you make the better
looking woman, but I'll tell you this, you make the
better looking man. Yeah, I like that. Oh that's not
even close, y'all. How can this bed little girls on
the ship? If I just go see the last picture
right here, this is the one that's really killing me.
Four or five in here. Yeah, that one, and by
the way, that one, that one doesn't look like Bubba.

Speaker 16 (02:41:40):
Making up Because hey, if I could just say something
great when you're making fun of Chaz you're making fun
of Bubba because.

Speaker 1 (02:41:47):
Since this whole segment I've been making us we're a.

Speaker 6 (02:41:50):
Copy of it, Joe.

Speaker 1 (02:41:52):
I was a couple of pictures that y'all look alike,
but I'm referring to here at the end. You do
not look bubb I'll shoot you straight is meeting today.
I need to get with them by about huture straight.
Bottom right looks nothing like you. Top left looks nothing
like you, boy, top right. Oh, yeah, that's the one.
That's the one. That's the one. Yeah, that's the one.

Speaker 8 (02:42:13):
It could be Bubba slightly feminine little brothers here yeah, yeah, yeah,
middle doesn't look like you or big brother.

Speaker 1 (02:42:18):
Now the one in the middle on the bottom looks
a little.

Speaker 2 (02:42:20):
Bit like you.

Speaker 1 (02:42:21):
When you.

Speaker 2 (02:42:37):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 1 (02:42:55):
Tell the story from the trip down representing the show
in Louisiana. Last night, Gary uh left his call bag
in what turned out to be a counseling room at
one time, it was more like a green room, and
when he went in to get his bag, the pastor
thought he had made a decision for christ and that
he was trying to get out of the room.

Speaker 6 (02:43:14):
He trapped him in the room and told him that
he and then kept trying to tell him that.

Speaker 1 (02:43:18):
He was with me, and and he was gonna get left,
and and uh and Gary, still I guess a little shaken.

Speaker 6 (02:43:25):
And Gary, Gary, how are you buddy?

Speaker 24 (02:43:28):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:43:30):
Hey, buddy, you there?

Speaker 24 (02:43:32):
I got a little bit this morning, Garry, we replete.

Speaker 6 (02:43:36):
We flew one hour, I mean, and we were stayed
in the same time zone.

Speaker 24 (02:43:41):
Well, it's still you know. It affected my seat sleep
last night. I just got up here just a little
while ago.

Speaker 1 (02:43:50):
Sleeping the end today?

Speaker 24 (02:43:51):
Yeah, yeah, I got a lot of work to do.

Speaker 7 (02:43:54):
How you gonna get any work done over at Pine Valley?
Sleeping in all day?

Speaker 24 (02:43:58):
Well, tapped away on them this morning.

Speaker 6 (02:44:01):
Hey, somebody texting me said, the gates broke over there.

Speaker 14 (02:44:03):
What happened?

Speaker 24 (02:44:05):
Well, I don't know. I ain't been over there yet.

Speaker 6 (02:44:10):
Hey, Gary, I always did you hear me? Tell him?
What happened to you last night?

Speaker 24 (02:44:14):
I heard a little bit of it. I ain't going
to more, I.

Speaker 6 (02:44:17):
Said, come on, I enjoy having you on the trips.

Speaker 24 (02:44:24):
Yeah, you just s I know what you want to do.

Speaker 6 (02:44:27):
What's that?

Speaker 24 (02:44:28):
Well, so I'll just make fun of him, is all
you do?

Speaker 13 (02:44:36):
Gary?

Speaker 1 (02:44:36):
Telling them? Why you think that?

Speaker 14 (02:44:37):
Gary?

Speaker 15 (02:44:38):
Gary.

Speaker 6 (02:44:38):
Tell them that Gary Gary working for Bubba looks a
lot better now than.

Speaker 24 (02:44:44):
All Right, brother, y'all made anything going up?

Speaker 17 (02:44:46):
That was.

Speaker 19 (02:44:49):
Gary.

Speaker 1 (02:44:50):
What happened? What happened in that room last night?

Speaker 24 (02:44:54):
Well? I didn't want to hit that preacher, but uh yeah,
he grabbed the butt of arms.

Speaker 12 (02:45:03):
You know.

Speaker 24 (02:45:03):
I told him, I said, man, you know, not grabbed
nobody like.

Speaker 1 (02:45:06):
Yeah, he had a message for you. He almost got whipped.

Speaker 24 (02:45:15):
Yeah, I told her slap out here, tell you.

Speaker 6 (02:45:19):
Yeah, he's just he thought you did.

Speaker 1 (02:45:21):
He was out. He was running from the I mean
that was the holy all right.

Speaker 24 (02:45:26):
I didn't want to leave my baker.

Speaker 2 (02:45:30):
You know that.

Speaker 24 (02:45:33):
John there was some big fat fan said and I
had to getting him up. And he said, oh my
dog gonna turkey col.

Speaker 1 (02:45:41):
Hey tubs get up. Yeah. So he made a decisions.
I grew up.

Speaker 24 (02:45:45):
I got stoke chip all right, get on the airplane.

Speaker 1 (02:45:50):
So what wasn't buy that?

Speaker 17 (02:45:52):
What?

Speaker 1 (02:45:52):
What did the pastor? What did you tell the pastor?
When he kept when he was mistaken? He asked, didn't
he ask you who you were with?

Speaker 24 (02:45:59):
Yeah? He said, you got to fill out one of
these cards. I said, man, I can't. I ain't got
the glances on. I can't even say what you got
on there. This is a bird card or something. And uh,
you know, I said, man, I said, I just got
to get my bad dad of here. I got to
go get to every plane. He said, no, I said,

(02:46:20):
you're gonna have to give your life Jesus, and uh
you know my arm. Yeah, I mean he was real forceful.

Speaker 4 (02:46:29):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:46:32):
So you thought you were gonna have to hit him
to get away.

Speaker 24 (02:46:35):
Oh yeah, I hated to hit the man right there
in front of him.

Speaker 1 (02:46:37):
Buddy, you know, listen, I want you to realize the
story's funny. Yeah, it almost got real. What if I
hear Hey Garson there fighting the people for the pastor
rolling around the floor garhead Man, that man just said,
you understand Gary, You got to see his side of it.
Everybody in there had made a decision, and he thought
you were trying to get out of there without being counseled.

Speaker 24 (02:46:59):
Well, I hate to be thinking stuff out a little
bit better.

Speaker 6 (02:47:02):
Well, yeah, he did it.

Speaker 9 (02:47:04):
He did it.

Speaker 1 (02:47:05):
He did it for concern for your salvation.

Speaker 24 (02:47:08):
Well he didn't have to put claw marks on more.
I mean, you can't drag somebody up there, as you know, like.

Speaker 6 (02:47:17):
That don't put your hands on me.

Speaker 1 (02:47:19):
Gary. Don't look of it as him grabbing it. It
was more like Jesus. That's right, the Holy Spirit who
had a hold of you, Gary, wasn't he? I bet
you look, I bet that mamould say I didn't touch him.
The Holy Spirit had a hold of you. Gary, Gary,
you've been on these trips for a reason.

Speaker 24 (02:47:32):
Yeah, well, I said, I ain't going back, so you're out. Yeah, yeah,
I ain't going back.

Speaker 6 (02:47:41):
Between that and bathroom, I had that. John Blas said, we.

Speaker 24 (02:47:46):
Well, I had to stop get man hamburger when I
uh got off the airplane.

Speaker 1 (02:47:51):
Yeah, this is what's the sting day.

Speaker 6 (02:47:53):
Let me tell you what Gary does on the trips.

Speaker 1 (02:47:54):
And you know you do it. You did it last night.
He's mean twice. Never Look when the people pick you
from the airport, were they trying to get you to
the event because they want to get that off their plate?
They got work to do. Here's how you want to
ask it straight out. Look at there, here's a pipe
ice chicken. Yeah, Gary, we all see it. Five the
guys like, do you want something?

Speaker 8 (02:48:14):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (02:48:14):
I mean if we got them in it, and uh,
I said, there'll be food there.

Speaker 1 (02:48:19):
Look over. Hey, that place got good hamburger and he
knows he does it. So, so what you're saying is
traveling with Geary's a lot like traveling.

Speaker 14 (02:48:30):
With make it is.

Speaker 1 (02:48:31):
It's very civil. It's very very civil, Gary. You do
understand what. I don't want you to be upset about it.
You do understand that was just a misunderstanding.

Speaker 14 (02:48:40):
Or was it.

Speaker 6 (02:48:42):
I don't know, or was it he had to leave
so you went in there to get your bag, and
what happened.

Speaker 24 (02:48:49):
Well, I had to get that dick tat man he was.

Speaker 6 (02:48:52):
About about so you asked him to get up.

Speaker 24 (02:48:57):
Yeah, I said, would you let me get my back?
And you know, I hate to break them up because
they were praying, you know, but.

Speaker 1 (02:49:07):
So you had to ask for your tapes. I'm in
your bag.

Speaker 24 (02:49:11):
Yeah, yeah, he was sitting on them and uh, you
know I was praying. I just bunched him, you know,
I said, you mind laying over, let me get this
bag up under you. And then that's one of the
preacher grabbing about the arm.

Speaker 1 (02:49:26):
Where you busted his prayer up.

Speaker 6 (02:49:28):
Yeah, he thinks he's trying to get out.

Speaker 24 (02:49:31):
Well, I had laid my touch toll down there.

Speaker 6 (02:49:33):
Why why not here would have been that big a deal.

Speaker 1 (02:49:37):
Well, yeah, okay, a lot of a lot of work.

Speaker 6 (02:49:43):
Right, And so he said, and then so he grabbed you. Said,
where are you going?

Speaker 1 (02:49:46):
What happened?

Speaker 24 (02:49:48):
I said, I'm going to get on his yet I
got to go back to Birmingham. They said. Now, I said,
you're gonna let us call down where? I said, Buddy,
I said, I'm not gonna get left down him. I said, mass,
y'all gonna take me to the house. I said, I
got to get on that tip. And now you're gonna

(02:50:11):
fell out this prayer card. We're gonna pray for you.
I said, well, you can pray for me.

Speaker 4 (02:50:22):
Pray on.

Speaker 24 (02:50:24):
Just keep on.

Speaker 11 (02:50:29):
My arm.

Speaker 1 (02:50:29):
Yeah, look, we all saw your arm. We saw your arm. Gary,
You're you're exaggerating a little bit. Had a couple of
white marks on it. Yeah. Well, I call it in
a bird trap, you know, Gary, Gary, what he was
trying to do is grab you by the arm and
keep you from falling off into hell.

Speaker 6 (02:50:47):
That's what he was doing.

Speaker 24 (02:50:48):
Oh yeah, Well he's been a little more subtle, like
the mind.

Speaker 1 (02:50:56):
Gary, Please don't tell me like you got the mind
to sell. Gary, this is not the way to behave
about about a pastor. Well, I know, Jimmy Schwager let
you down when you were young. We talked about that.
But I mean there's but I mean, there's this man
is is. He's excited that he's got some evangelism going on.

(02:51:16):
He understands the desperation of eternity that people are facing
right now. Gary.

Speaker 24 (02:51:22):
Well, I good, that's good.

Speaker 6 (02:51:24):
And you look, you look and you looked like everybody there.
I mean, I'm sorry you did.

Speaker 24 (02:51:30):
Yeah, there was a lot of people looked the same.
I know, I thought I was a family.

Speaker 1 (02:51:41):
It was a good all right, Gary, we gotta go. Hey,
I still I want you to pray about whether you
go to another one or not.

Speaker 24 (02:51:48):
Oh, well, I'll think about it.

Speaker 1 (02:51:50):
I'm going to another I'm going to the same type
of event in Mississippi and November. And you think about
whether you're going or not.

Speaker 24 (02:51:56):
Well, I don't know. I'll let you know.

Speaker 1 (02:51:59):
Maybe you busy, right, But you got your calls, Thank goodness, Eve. No,
you busted up people giving their life to Jesus.

Speaker 2 (02:52:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 24 (02:52:06):
Well I wasn't gonna leave it down.

Speaker 6 (02:52:08):
Well that you made that, You made that perfectly clear.

Speaker 1 (02:52:11):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (02:52:11):
Gary.

Speaker 1 (02:52:12):
All Right, I'll sell you.

Speaker 6 (02:52:14):
Hey, hey, hey, I got a text from Goggins.

Speaker 1 (02:52:17):
He's looking for you. That's your buddy, Rick, that's your
buddy Rick. Silence, he's still a lie. Silence. See buddy, Wow.

Speaker 24 (02:52:32):
Here going.

Speaker 1 (02:52:36):
You have got him so down passed. Oh y'all, you
sound more like Gary than Gary. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:53:01):
Ricking bubba, ricking' bubba.

Speaker 7 (02:53:24):
We had agreed to be one of four couples in
a version of the Not So Newlywed Game.

Speaker 1 (02:53:36):
So this is where couples who have been married a
long time played the Newlywed game.

Speaker 2 (02:53:40):
Right.

Speaker 1 (02:53:40):
I love that game.

Speaker 7 (02:53:42):
By the way, we used to run it at the
TV station where I worked in Bob you banks own.

Speaker 1 (02:53:47):
He's one of the funniest hosts, and that was quite
a little show. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:53:51):
It was some of the more classic answers.

Speaker 1 (02:53:55):
That will live in TV history. Yeah, so how did
you fare? I'm sure you inviting one? Well, you know, Rick,
we had formidable competition. I will point that out to
begin with, when the ladies left the room and we

(02:54:15):
had to give answers anticipating what our wives would say,
how well do you know your wife? Bottom line?

Speaker 7 (02:54:21):
And they came back in. We had I think it
was five questions. We got every single question correct. We
ran the table.

Speaker 1 (02:54:32):
How about that? And we're in a what I think
is a commanding lead.

Speaker 6 (02:54:36):
So you now here's what I got.

Speaker 1 (02:54:38):
One couple hat even got a question rock. Yeah. I
want everybody to know you've been married nineteen nineteen years
going on twenty this summer.

Speaker 6 (02:54:44):
Okay, and you know your wife so well you went
five for five?

Speaker 1 (02:54:50):
Yes, all right? And now the stereotypical you know, like
we always get beat up. Yeah, men is in these
type of games. Well, you don't know me. Well, here's
Bubba five for five, five for five.

Speaker 7 (02:55:01):
The uh, I will point out to one of the
questions that none of the guys got correct. I don't
believe if I remember correctly. It was a little late
last night when it was all over. Was your mother
in law's middle name?

Speaker 1 (02:55:13):
Got that? I mean, you know, would y'all like to
answer that question?

Speaker 17 (02:55:19):
Now?

Speaker 6 (02:55:20):
Well, I know it. We say that like it might
embarrass my mother in law.

Speaker 1 (02:55:23):
We had uh answer. We had six songs to choose
from of what reminded us of our first date together.
H I predicted that Betty would pick let's get physical
Olivia Newton John.

Speaker 6 (02:55:39):
That was correct, that'd be let's get physical, Bob.

Speaker 1 (02:55:42):
Yes, uh, Bob, I'll say, well, we had six choices,
and since since Rick James Super Freak was not an action,
this was the next best thing. The Uh let's see,
I was trying to think what some of the oh,
one of the questions was and this guy, arousing laughter

(02:56:04):
from the audience, was the strangest place you have ever
kissed your wife. Now they clarified it to be a
geographic location. Uh, you have to clarify that in the
in the newlywared game. And we got that question correct.
The washing machine, okay, and sod and I really think

(02:56:34):
the game is over. I think, well, we've won this.

Speaker 7 (02:56:37):
And then they announced because it's quite frankly, it had
run a little longer than I.

Speaker 6 (02:56:40):
Needed it to the middle of the night. Sept Yeah,
I mean really, And.

Speaker 1 (02:56:45):
So then we change it around and we go out
and the ladies are going to answer the questions, you know,
to what, well, this is a slam dune because everybody
knows that. Why pay attention to details and are more
romantic than men, even though above.

Speaker 7 (02:56:57):
Us five for five and uh boy, we come back
and you know, it was a lot like a football game.
Rick you know, the team that can do no wrong
in the first half just can't seem to get it
together in the second half.

Speaker 6 (02:57:07):
Yes, and it was not pretty. It was not pretty.

Speaker 1 (02:57:10):
What went wrong? Well, uh, you know, we had the
wrong answers to the question.

Speaker 6 (02:57:15):
How can Betty not know her man the way you
know your wife.

Speaker 8 (02:57:19):
Uh, you know.

Speaker 1 (02:57:19):
One of the questions.

Speaker 7 (02:57:23):
Was her most prized possession, And you know, people were
guessing portraits and jewelry stuff. And you know, I will
say this, I don't really think Betty has a quote
unquote prize possession. And I went with what I thought
would be a good answer for the ladies, and that was,

(02:57:43):
you know, jewelry or something down that line. And she
thought that I would say her tennis racket.

Speaker 6 (02:57:50):
No, that's your most.

Speaker 7 (02:58:00):
Superhero that she wished that I would be, and tell
what my my best talent being that superhero would be.
And I guess Superman that could fix everything around the
house that needs to fixing, you know, because you know
the joke about the honeydew list and all of that stuff.
And she said it was Superman, but it was wished

(02:58:22):
that I had the ability to clean up.

Speaker 1 (02:58:25):
And no, I guess I upon upon clarification from Betty,
she said, I wish that you would could you know,
wash clothes, and that there was such a waste of
Superman's powers to clean up around the house. So concerned
for me. My gosh, I'm Superman. You got me doing laundry.

(02:58:50):
This was a good one. There was one about what
story that our wives wished that we would quit telling,
and oh boy, and I had. I have just several
stories that I tell, as you can imagine, and uh,
there's one that that I've told to the point she
has asked me to quit telling. I mean it's the

(02:59:11):
only one I can physically. I mean that I remember
her asking me not to tell the story anymore. What
it is is really not important. Greg. At this point,
I thought it was the tanning bitch story. That's my
favorite one. Uh what she thought she was getting tanned
and it wasn't even turning on. It came on one time.

Speaker 6 (02:59:30):
It startled us.

Speaker 1 (02:59:34):
That was a long time ago. But uh, she she said, Uh,
it was a story of how it mean you started?
I told that so much. She she was she wants
to be rude everywhere we go. When people first say
say ask us that I was asked about it this weekend.
I've got now where I tell such a short version
of it, it doesn't even make sense anymore. Yeah, we

(02:59:56):
may call you, uh so Rick It.

Speaker 7 (02:59:59):
It's getting right down and we we had this big
lead and we're getting right down there, and we've got
like two questions left. And the next question is, uh,
what what person would your husband most want to be like?
And we had a choice of people want and and
they gave a name, and they gave they gave that name.
One was George Clooney because you wanted to be in control.

(03:00:22):
One was uh uh Tom Cruise, you wanted to be,
you know, a man of mystery.

Speaker 1 (03:00:27):
And it went down this list and it got to
uh uh, Matthew McConaughey, said, Matthew McConaughey, because you know,
you you you were just wanted people to like you
and because they're fun loving Matthew McConaughey, I think was
the term.

Speaker 7 (03:00:44):
And then it was Kevin d not Kevin Dragon, what's
his name, Kevin the mall cop because uh he he's
always fine, and and mall.

Speaker 1 (03:01:04):
Cop Kevin James, who who you know, was a funny
guy and all this stuff, and uh, I thought because
I knew Betty was really what one would you want
to be? Right?

Speaker 7 (03:01:14):
I knew that Betty really liked Matthew McConaughey, so I
guess Matthew McConaughey. And that got the buzzer because she
had guessed Kevin James that you would want to be Yeah,
and I and I was like, well, Betty, in a
funny kind of way, I already am. I am the overweight,

(03:01:36):
hopefully funny guy.

Speaker 15 (03:01:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:01:41):
Betty did not realize Kevin James was the guy in
the mall cop movie. So uh.

Speaker 7 (03:01:47):
And then it came down to the big answer. Uh,
we were the last ones because we were in the lead.
The couple in second place got the last question right, which,
by the way, Don gave the same answer to every
question all long. It was the night he met his wife.
But I thought I got a little repetitive. That cannot
be the answer to twelve different questions. It's narrowing in

(03:02:10):
there on your edge a little bit. But maybe that
was a strategy. Maybe we should have tried it. But
it came down to the big last question, what country
would your wife like?

Speaker 1 (03:02:19):
Most of his.

Speaker 7 (03:02:22):
And Betty for nineteen years has told me how much
she wanted to go to England to see the castles,
the countryside, maybe Wimbledon, but she always wanted to see England.
And I almost announced that's how she's going to almost
announced to the crowd. Here it is, I'm about to
win the game, and I announced England. I get the
buzzer because Betty has answered Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (03:02:52):
Now, in Betty's defense, she's so mad. In Vetty's defense,
she said that question was not asked that way.

Speaker 4 (03:03:01):
To them.

Speaker 1 (03:03:01):
It was what place would you like to go? They
didn't say when they when they asked God.

Speaker 6 (03:03:07):
They clearly said what country with your wife like this wife?

Speaker 2 (03:03:18):
Bubba ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 1 (03:03:58):
Right to the phone calls we go it ate six
we be big Will out of Birmingham, Alabama, has us
on one O four seven. W zz K.

Speaker 6 (03:04:05):
We'll go ahead. Hey buddy, what's on your mind today?

Speaker 24 (03:04:10):
Bourgety boogety Burgerndy.

Speaker 1 (03:04:12):
Let's go racing.

Speaker 35 (03:04:13):
Man ed it up to Tyladiga to camp out this week.

Speaker 18 (03:04:16):
They gonna have a little race up there next weekend.
You hope everybody comes out and has a good time.

Speaker 1 (03:04:21):
So getting a week Yeah, So the race is this weekend, right,
because if it's next week no, it's just next weekend.
This is coming next week yeah, yeah, this weekend coming
up six or seven days now, guys, that's this weekend.
That's not next weekend, right, you're right, ray, right, you're correct.

Speaker 24 (03:04:38):
Twenty eight to twenty nine, how about that?

Speaker 1 (03:04:40):
Okay, yeah, that'd be this weekend. That's this weekend.

Speaker 16 (03:04:43):
Okay, yeah, if we're talking about this past weekend, it'd
be this past weekend, right right, this we always yeah,
got you, We're good, we are.

Speaker 1 (03:04:50):
But I just want to clarify because if you say
next weekend, that's not this week, well it is the
next weekend.

Speaker 24 (03:04:55):
Well the weekend we're gonna have a good time camping out.

Speaker 1 (03:04:59):
Anybody someon up at Tallerdigger for a week probably didn't
know when, right, So let me tell you. I wanted
to be sure for him he realized it was this
week because he had misjudged it. Sometimes he wouldn't care. Now.

Speaker 16 (03:05:11):
You know, it's kind of funny when you you you're
driving on on twenty uh and look over to the
Talideka super Speedway. Uh and you know normal normal weekend
is is the grounds are pretty quiet. They might be
having activities there inside the track, but as far as
the campgrounds are pretty quiet. This past weekend I had
to go buy a couple of times and boys coming alive.

Speaker 1 (03:05:33):
I want to know, I mean the line of r vs.
Oh my goodness, that ready to get me in there?
Will Will's going today? What how do you feel like Wednesday? Well,
that's what I wonder like. Man, we're not even we're
not even qualifying. He hung up. I was I was
going to ask him that I understand about. I want
to get there and I want to enjoy it. I
can see you coming in on Thursday. Thursday is a
good day. Yeah, I don't understand the Monday people. Wow,

(03:05:54):
what do you do? I guess they like camping, But
but what what do you do? I mean, it's not
like you're hamping out in some beautiful national forest. I
mean you're camping out. You have a great view of
the interstate. You got it. You're in a big field
by the interstate next to a racetrack. That's true, and
and but I mean, what do you do? I understand Thursday,
I got Thursday. Hey, we're here Thursday. We're gonna get
settled in tonight. We're gonna watch qualifying tomorrow. Uh, you

(03:06:15):
know we're gonna see the Saturday race. We're gonna see
the Sunday race. I got all that, But now that's
not me. I've never I'm not a camp guy. Yeah,
it's just I fel like camping out and a lot
of these people have really nice things to stay in,
so it doesn't But what's a big deal. What's will
gonna do? Like he's gonna get set up today and
then what is he gonna do? There's people who are
you know, we see these nice campers, there's people who

(03:06:36):
are gonna be in the tent all week, Yes, all
week in a tent a tent, yeah yep. But what's
I don't understand that part of it because it's not
like you can't go to the race. Unless you can't.
It is mingle and I don't and it's you know,
some people just it's a tradition. They go and just
but that's their week, right, I want because you know
how we know how long that day? I have nothing.

Speaker 6 (03:06:57):
That's just that's just true. I was about to do okay, alright,
so today.

Speaker 14 (03:07:01):
I get the excitement.

Speaker 8 (03:07:03):
Were off work, camp up, getting my spot. Everything's wet, Yeah,
so that ha been real rain.

Speaker 1 (03:07:09):
Yeah, rained all day yesterday, So we'll set it into
very muddy, wet, nasty conditions. So so, so he's the
he's there, and it's gonna ran there on again today.

Speaker 4 (03:07:17):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:07:18):
So he's setting up, okay, and that's I get that excitement.

Speaker 14 (03:07:22):
Week.

Speaker 1 (03:07:22):
We find our spot, We're getting our stuff set up.

Speaker 14 (03:07:24):
We got it just like we like it.

Speaker 1 (03:07:25):
Maybe we got to show enough good one okay, And
all of a sudden and we are ready. And it's
still Monday. Okay, it's still money. Okay, got a lot
of money, all right, So so mad. So maybe I'll
start tipping a few back okay, okay. Oh well that's
the key.

Speaker 6 (03:07:41):
If that's your thing.

Speaker 1 (03:07:42):
If that's your thing, and and and it's not you
know it's but you can't pit too early on that, right,
And all of a sudden, crank it up till Thursday.
So Monday, get ready, so dabble. Yeah, look, Monday I
got excited about setting up. And Monday was the first
time we sat around talk tipping back a few colds.
If that's your thing, I'm not, I sayny drinks and okay,

(03:08:03):
and then all of a sudden, you finally fall asleep
on Monday night. Now the race not till the first
time somebody's gonna go run that tracks Friday. Okay, the
teams are still in North Carolina. How about this, you
beat the drivers, Okay, so that there's not even any
drivers driving holler in there. Okay. So then so then

(03:08:24):
all of a sudden, you know there's because there's I
think there's not any rain tomorrow. I don't think, And
so then then the birds start chirping tomorrow. Okay. Now
I'm not again in the National Forest where I can
go down the creek and fish. I can go, I
can go hiking up to a peak, I can go
look at some trails. I'm also not in a I'm

(03:08:44):
not camping out the area where I can. You know
that you're not really close to you're somewhat close to
where we grew up. You know which you go there,
you can go to Lincoln. I'm not exactly I'm not
I'm not exactly saying that that that Oxford, Alabama is
known for having a week's worth of fun in it. No,
it's it's a great place, and I certainly love it.
But of course, now if I drove Marv I can't
take it out again. Yeah, cars, I might have pulled

(03:09:05):
a car with it. Maybe maybe all right, and I
could go to Birmingham. I'm not that far from Birmingham.
But again I don't know that there's you know, I've
seen the vulcan you know what I mean. It's uh,
And I've gone to the Civil Rights Museum. We'll probably
not gonna make that one. But let's say you did,
and you know, and and then and then you you go.
You got the bizim there, Yeah, you got the museum,
you got the botanical gardens, you got to you got

(03:09:26):
the zoo.

Speaker 16 (03:09:27):
Barber's free tickets today, maybe they go there, ride down
and you come watch the race.

Speaker 1 (03:09:33):
You can come right watch Rick and Bubby show.

Speaker 15 (03:09:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:09:36):
But uh but but I'm just saying that just seems
like not that just seems like a lot of days,
a lot of days that I'm out in a big
field under a tent or in an r V. I'm
just saying about Wednesday, Yes, when you're gonna start going,
boy's Wednesday. So did I find enough to do on Tuesday?
But then then here comes Wednesday's facing me? And then Thursday,
maybe start having some track activities you can go.

Speaker 16 (03:09:57):
At that point, I want to say, out of the
first four days of the week, I think there's rain
three all right, So now this weekend I just hammered
with rain.

Speaker 14 (03:10:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (03:10:09):
Now on race weekend, we're looking at Sunny's guys in
the seventies.

Speaker 1 (03:10:12):
So it's gonna be great. But that's a long way away. Listen.
I want you I want you all to know. I
want y'all to know that I went to Hawaii, and
you know how long I stayed there? Five days? Okay,
only five and at the end of five I was
I was done. I was ready to go.

Speaker 6 (03:10:28):
You would have game back after three, Yeah, Rick, I
went to Alaska.

Speaker 1 (03:10:32):
I got enough plane, Listen, I got en apply ready
to come home after I got in a plane for
nine and a half hours and only stayed five days. Okay,
So Rick, when I rode by yesterday afternoon and looked
over the line getting ready to get in, you couldn't
see that far ready to go. I had got one
of him. Show enough good ones. That helps. I got

(03:10:53):
a nice place to stay those that's still a lot
of days. Still, gret better day said where I was
stayed in the wah No. I agree, but I'm saying,
when you go to these people here who've got tent
village going, and they got tent village on Monday, I know, Greg,
I hate, I hate, I hate it.

Speaker 32 (03:11:13):
God.

Speaker 1 (03:11:13):
I hate to quote Ron White here, but Ron Watt
could not have said it any more beautiful. He said,
I understand there was a man who camped out three
days for Garth Brooks stickings, and he said, I wouldn't
camp out for three days if I was camping. Okay,
all right, so and I thought, you know, Ron White
could not have said it any better than that, right there.
You know, speedy, five days was plenty of for her wife. Yeah, okay,

(03:11:35):
And I've never been there before, so everything was new
to me. I see them, that room was nice. I've
stayed for three days, Rick, But have you seen that
view of I twenty from the game?

Speaker 11 (03:11:44):
I know?

Speaker 1 (03:11:45):
She's what I love is some of them lying up
on the fence, face in the interest. Oh yeah, that's
everybody goes by every time. But I mean, that's your thing.
That's perfectly fine, and I certainly love it. But even
to enjoy the race, you think Thursday's probably a goold come.

Speaker 2 (03:11:59):
In there to me?

Speaker 6 (03:12:00):
If that's what I was planning I would arrive on Thursday.

Speaker 1 (03:12:03):
Well, grant Land would be here tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (03:12:04):
We have to ask him about this.

Speaker 1 (03:12:06):
It just seems like that's just says that's a lot
of hours, a lot of day with not a lot
going on them. Huh yep. Went to Porty party again.
There was hollered at people on I twenty. All right,
that tuned a couple of cars that took up, that
took forty five minutes. All right, that'll be run. Okay,

(03:12:28):
we're don't have to go far. There's there's now. This
is what I was gonna ry my netty food because
they quit spotting.

Speaker 32 (03:12:33):
All right.

Speaker 2 (03:12:47):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.