December 18, 2024 - Rick & Bubba Show

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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Ringing Butherking bubb past to grieve it please breaking bulking Bubby.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh, it brings me to my knees.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Looking bull bull I get spun enough drinking Bulling Bubud.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Welcome to the Cook's Past Control Best of Ricking Bubba Show.
I'm Greg your host today. Speedy'll come in tomorrow and
host shows for the rest of the week. We've got
two weeks worth after this week left of celebrating the past.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
To some of the best of Ricking Bubba bits from
over the years, a lot of them.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I'll tell you what city they're available on if you
want to go to iTunes. So I think the latest
may not be on, but I the others it will
be there soon. The others are there. If you hear
a bit, it's that you are interested, then you can
go and purchase it for yourself. We're gonna get things
kicked off this morning. Chinese that were getting ready for
the Olympics, we had to comment on it.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
They had a special thing that we're taking care of.
This is take it down on the best of it.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
I know a lot of you out there don't care
about communism. You couldn't care less about the plight of
human beings who have been tortured and who have been
imprisoned and killed right on the spot.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Any political discipline or anyone who disagrees with a communist
government is what we call a short time.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Right, And Bubba and I have tried to educate you
on communism. Now some of you're gonna ahead and cast
a vote this year for socialism, which is communism, want
to be yeah, But I know some of you just
don't think I'll think we exaggerating, and you just don't
have a passion like try to free the people of Cuba,
or you know what goes on and you know Red
China what used to go on, and the Soviet Union
which you know, praise God, a lot of that has

(01:51):
you know, not all of it, but a lot of
that has been done away with, you know, the whole
you know East West Germany thing and breaking down the wall.
I know some of y'all that just didn't move because
it involved human beings, so you didn't care. Well, it's
time for some of you out there to do something
about communism. Guess what, now there's really trouble. They're torturing cats,
and Red China is torturing cats and I'm gonna say,
some of you animal rights people, y'all need to be

(02:12):
booking a flight to Red China. Now, I'm gonna warn you,
Unlike America, the Red Chinese may not take too well
to your cat protest.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Well Rick, they don't. They don't allow them.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I know.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Back when they were trying to control population and they
were doing away with baby girls, that didn't touch you
as much.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
But now it's cats.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Uh so so so, so it's time for for for
some of y all out there to do something and put
your money where your math is.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
Now.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Get out of that real uppity animal shelter you got
out there, right outside of your plush neighborhood. Package your bags,
and let's head off like a missionary to Red China
to go save some cats. Because the the you know
this thing with China having the Olympics. Now, we've covered
many stories that they've told the citizens they can no
longer cuss, right, there's no spitting, uh and and so

(02:56):
one of the things they've decided now is they think
cats because you know, in in a lot of these countries,
they're animals just roam the streets. Okay, so there's all
kinds of cats everywhere, and you know they're free roaming. Yes,
we you know how we've said sometimes you can't do
anything to a cat. If your comedist, you can, oh yeah,
and you catch it, you can, right. So here's what
they're doing. They are rounding up under the guise of

(03:19):
the government thinks the cats are nasty and it will
make the place look dirty for the Olympics. Okay, the
Red Chinese government, the commedis are rounding up all cats.
They'll even come get them out of your house if
they because you know, people let them outside whatever. And
they're just stacking them up in cages and just letting
them die. And they're some of them are euthanizing. Some

(03:40):
they're just letting them die in the cages if they're sickly,
and they're and here's what you love to kind of
help their pr just a little bit. They're saying they
think the cats are part of the SAARs breakout.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Now Rick, As a matter of fact, they are. They
are actively promoting that. And even people who were law
abiding pet owners are now turning their cats in in
fear of a SARS epidemic.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, so the government has said turning you cats if
you know what we mean.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Now, according to animal rights people, Rick, they're estimating that
so far over a half a million cats have been
killed as part of an effort to clean up the
city ahead of the summer Olympics.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
A half a million. That is a lot of cats, Bobby,
that's a ton of cats.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
And they said that they're that they've even had them,
some of them that that said that they've done this
with dogs before, that they'll just let us come take
you back, you pat from it, and just kill it
right on the spot.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
So you're not allowed to have that anymore. See now, listen,
listen to this.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
Let me tell how about this guy. This is residents
have become so afraid of the cats because of one
the government is wanting to get rid of them, and
two the sars scare that that two pregnant females were
beaten to death with sticks at a Beijing kindergarten by

(04:59):
teachers who feared the felines might get the children sick
with saws beat the cats to death with sticks, which
is a teacher. But a teacher beat two cats to
death who were pregnant, by the way, with a stick.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Well, here's the thing with that. Okay, the uh.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
But but see who will not rick in communists China.
They can't shoot them with a gun because the people don't.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Have that's sure.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
They beat them with sticks, right, but but all knows
a much more better way.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
To Let me tell you what this is. This is
where some of you don't understand communism. See a lot
of you be screaming outcry, outcry. Not there there's no
outbatter sharp, you know what I'm talking about. There's no outcry.
You can holler at the communist government all you want
to about how you don't think it's right for cats.
They don't give a rip, you know. You know that
they'll round them up and kill them whenever they want to.
And you know what some of this you see about

(05:52):
the public beatings of cats, Now that's not really people
really afraid of the cats. That's them wanting to see
the communist government go and look at me. I hate too.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
I'm with you.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Don't come kill me and my children, you know what
I mean. And that's what that's about. Hey, I'll beat
a cat too, as long as the government won't come
after me.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Right, we're good.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Y'll want me to kill my cat, that's fine, gold,
And that's what's happening in Red China. So I want
some of you animal people, especially those who spent time
emailing Bubbman over the last couple of weeks. I want
some of y'all to pack your bags today. Now, I
know that it's possible the comedies could kill you on sight.
But if you are to say you can't come to
our country, now, I know that in the Bible it
says there's no greater love than for a human being

(06:29):
to lay down his life for another human being. But
in animal world, there's no greater love for you to
lay down your life for these cats. So I mean,
I want to see some of you packing bags, and
I want some of you learning Chinese, and I want
to see you headed out.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
I mean, y'all got to get something done.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
I know you didn't care when the people are getting
tortured and the big tank running over that kid at
Tanneman Square.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
I know I didn't bother you, but I'm telling you this.
This is not people, this is cats, and something's got.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
To be done.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
You know, I have what I know is a dumb question.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Let's go to war war war, and if people get
freed in the process, that'll be a nice little offshoot.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
I have a dumb question. What type of cats live
in China?

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Do you know? Do they Samese? Well that's what are
they all Siamese? Every one of them.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
They don't have any orange mamaalade tabby, Well they got
they got a couple of tabbies, the rick. The tabbies
are from Taiwan, that's right, of course, of course they're
better known. They're better known than the Chinese circles as
huh in the Chinese circle as sweet and sour chicken. Well,

(07:37):
that's true. Who among us that eating a cat? We
know we have rick.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
You may not have known it. You may not have
known it. If you've traveled abroad, you've eaten a cat
or dog. You may not have thought it, but you have.
You know you love this dart meat chicken? Why don't
eat dart meat? Everybody gonna well, dart meat tastes better. No,
But if I mean white meat, it ain't.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
A cat, you know, I cat are white meat.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
I used to, by the way, I used to make
fun of that, but since I started eating sushi, I
really can't say anything anything.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
You really can't. You eat it raw? You know, if
you did, you hear my brother's speech the other day,
I think you missed it. That would be how sushi
is eating. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
So you can But Georgia, you know, he says, here's
the part I can't get about sushi.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
What's the wrong with cooking?

Speaker 3 (08:21):
That is that the big hassle? Is that too big
a hassle for it called sushi? What's wrong eating fishes?

Speaker 6 (08:24):
Cook?

Speaker 4 (08:24):
What's a big deal?

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (08:26):
But anyway, so there it is.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Uh. If you animal people, and I know you've got
time to email me today, If y'all can rest tonight
knowing that in Red China they are killing cats just
to clean up for the Olympics, I'm not gonna stand by.
As a matter of fact, if y'all need help, I
can't finance all your trips, but I bet I can
send one.

Speaker 7 (08:42):
Of them ricking Bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
You know one thing we talked about on this program,
and really it just continues to get worse with all
the way you can abbreviate things when text, messaging or
emailing or whatever it may be. And of course in
our business and radio, it doesn't matter if you spell
something correct as long as you know what you mean.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
So, you know, spelling.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
At one time I was a decent speller, but now
I'm clueless on how to spell. And then when you
get that far away from it, then you go back
and start trying to remember the rules of spelling, and
then it just I mean, I mean when you try
to come in there's and it's in consistent and there's
you know, you have people that are exceptions to the rule,

(10:05):
which means that it's not a rule.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Then well that's that was my argument all along, and
really to me, by definition, if we're studying English and
we're studying the language, and you say rule, then you
say exception to the rule, then it's not a rule anymore.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
It's an average. It's an average.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
And I had to sort that out here in school,
and I didn't get a lot of lot of you know,
warm response from my English teachers on that. But uh
rick in London story out today. A spelling mantra that
has been with us for generations has now been scrapped
good I before E except after C. The British government

(10:46):
has ruled that rule is coming to an end. The
new British Government guidelines that they have sent out to
teachers not to pass on the rule to students because
there are too many exceptions to the rule rick as
we argue, thus not making it a rule.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
All right, So what's the new thing.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
The Support for Spelling document, which is being sent to
thousands of primary schools, say the rule is not worth teaching.
How good does that feeling. I've got about six teachers
who I love dearly. I need to make a phone
call to that. That's right, because it doesn't account for
words like sufficient veil and the common word there as

(11:31):
in it belongs to them. There, it's theirs, that's right.
I'm sure what you were talking about for a minute.
Well it's not the it's the th h E I
r there. Jack Bolville of the Spelling Society, which advocates
simplified spelling, Thank you Jack.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
That's right. Anybody named Jack would want simplified spelling. You
know what?

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Because he does know, Jack said Saturday he agreed with
the decision, But supporters say that did. He has value
because it's one of the few language rules that most
people can actually remember. But if it's not a rule,
why are you saying I can memorize a whole lot
of things.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
If it's not true. It doesn't matter. Well, you know,
here's a bizarre back.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
And Jill didn't actually go up the hill. It was
just a little ditty to say about getting water or something.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
I mean, come on, yeah, Jack fell down and broke
his crown. Which was he doing with a crown on?

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Really?

Speaker 6 (12:33):
But a king?

Speaker 4 (12:35):
But you know, you make a good point. Jimmy Gap
Band had another version of that.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
We'll let it go right now. Are we changing the
way words are spelled down? Are we just are we
just saying okay, well you just got to memorize our
words or spell Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Well that's the bottom line.

Speaker 7 (12:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
Shouldn't we be doing that anyway? I mean that's but
there's no consistency there at all. Right, yeah, right, you.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Might have to learn that word and see.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
To me, that's a terrible way to do the language, right,
I mean, really, let's face it, English is a mess anyway,
compared to Greek and some of the other ones that
actually had some logic to it. I mean, it is
really it's like fruit basket turnover. I don't know why
we jumped on it.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
You know, there's too.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Many times in our language where somebody just has to say, well,
it just is.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yeah, well what's the logic that?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Why?

Speaker 4 (13:19):
What just cause I said so.

Speaker 8 (13:20):
Yeah, it's silent letters? Yeah, well silent letters?

Speaker 5 (13:24):
What why do you have letters in a word that
is so you know how to say the word whoever?

Speaker 3 (13:30):
I mean, yeah, how can anybody let silent letters stand?
That's like, that's like I'm hidding at work today.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Right, I may not be there, right, I mean to me,
how do you know if I'm there? I'm just hiding
at work? Right?

Speaker 3 (13:42):
And you know what a waste? Yeah, well that's a
silent pe really right? But then why should it be here?

Speaker 4 (13:48):
Right?

Speaker 5 (13:50):
You're taking up ink when I have to print it out. Sure,
you're taking up digits when I have to text it.
I mean really, so I let me think about it.
And really the textures are the ones that have got
on top of this, like the word are I mean,
we have a letter called R.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Just use it? Why type all that other stuff out?
I got no issue with that R. I know, I
got I got.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
No we do it with I. We didn't write a
word up for I. We just said, well we got
a letter called I, let's put it.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Out there right right? You know to me, that's inconsistent.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Would you like to see the letter I be also
used for the thing you see out of.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
You.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
Now, I'm all right with spelling it really something else?
Why what do you mean why? Well, yeah, well that's
the whole point you talking about, just getting twisted around
in the ground, right, And this is g J thing.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
I mean, that's drip crazy for years. Yeah, it makes
you no sense.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
The giants jack giants jack giants? Girl, yeah, girl, giants, Yeah,
that makes no sense. I mean, really, giants should be
spelled with a jay. Somebody, seriously, somebody should. He'd be
turned over to the Iranian Revolutionary Guard over all that,
I know, you know what I mean, that's what they
ought to be taken care of.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
A g can only be gu if we if we
got a J. If J handles the jam, then let
you just be gut. Do you agree with that?

Speaker 6 (15:16):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (15:17):
And the sea in the k is overused, I mean
one or the other. We didn't need both of them.
We've gotta let's just all we need is one.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Let's just get a and stay with it kit and
you know, and then you got kitt and at kitts.
I will go as far as to say, since we
have the kin, we have the K and we have
the s. The CEA is not even necessary. Have you
ever seen your kids when you're trying, there's no need
forman spell it with an ass, see mint, spell it

(15:49):
with an ass. Sure, we don't need to see we
got a cough over at K.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
How about the young kids though that You're trying to
teach them and they look at you when when something
like that comes up, like oh.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
I know, I mean, and they get aggravated and I
want to tell them, yeah, it's stupid, it is, but
we just got to learn.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
I remember the first time a little task got to
saying and then Jack and it was running from the
giant gaunt and I said, no, that's giant. He said,
g yeah, yeah, got yeah. And I'm like, good, good good,
I know, son, good giant he said. But he said
good good giant. But g is a gut and I
said yeah, but sometimes it's Jo. He said, no, it's

(16:28):
Jay and I said, stop just stop saying that.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
Look, see if you can book this Jack Bouville guy
for the Spelling Society.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Advocating is his name Jack or Gack?

Speaker 5 (16:40):
It's actually Jack Bouville b O v I l aval
Well he can pronounce it how he wants to, But
to me, it's vials the ills, not vi isle if
it wasn't have an E on the end of it.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
And don't even get me started on red reading read
and all.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
What about all that goose and geese and moose and
all that stuff? You get all that tangled up. I'm like, now,
all along we've been told put s on it means
more than one, so we all to have mooses? Absolutely
get I think mooses sounds okay? What was rent in
front of the car? That was a herd of mooses
right right? And you know what it is, dear, you
know what?

Speaker 4 (17:24):
It was? A bunch of moose, mooses, moosies, deers, gooses, gooses.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
What left all that poop? And the article of a
herd of gooses came through here? And you know what
happened makes more sense? What's a geese that ought to
be a totally different animal?

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Have geeses?

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (17:42):
I don't know, really, seriously, somebody, I don't know what.
I don't know if it was a drinking game or
how this somebody lost the bet. I don't know how
we got this mess we're in, And I want to
help Jack Bovoff fix it up, work it out.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
Beauville. Well, I would like to.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Get I'd like to overhaul the English language and get
rid of snakes.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
That would be my goal.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
And mankind, you know, these same people that create these
ridiculous exceptions and all these different things, what would they
tell you about parenting? You've got to learn it's lazy
parenting to say because I said so, you have to
explain it, let the kid know. And then on the
other hand, you go, why we got these stupid rule
as well, just because it is?

Speaker 5 (18:21):
And you know what really brings into light when you
when you start looking at the Bible and you know,
the New Testament being in Greek most of it, and
you see how we have to just pile you know,
like three or four different things into one word because
we ain't got a word for it, which God throw
it into love.

Speaker 7 (18:44):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Our next week, all right, as we start the hours,
since we seem to be traveling down memory lane for
Brick and Bubba today we go all the way back
years and years ago. Bubba and I were asked to
be on a talk show that some of you may
not even remember, called The Jenny Jones show, which tapes
out of Chicago. It was one of the many daytime

(19:27):
talk shows that we've all seen or still have on
And we were there for a talent show to be judges, right, Bubba, I.

Speaker 9 (19:35):
Have all this right.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
I think that's right and so different talent. Yeah, and
I used the word talent loosely. The fact that we
were there says all you need to know. And one
day we had someone walk out playing the guitar and
a pair of briefs and a cowboy hat and boots,
calling himself the naked Cowboy.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Do you remember this, Rick, I remember.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
It very well, and so I seemed to be reliving
it at this very moment.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
We incorrectly, apparently uh gonged him right. Uh and he
went on to become winner entertainment's most well known brands.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
And uh and he.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Has made his way to He's He's made his way
to the Rick and Bubby studio. He's from Times Square
in New York City right back to Rick and Bubba.
Ladies and gentlemen. Naked cowboy weird. I'm the nadid cawbon.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
I'm keeping your breefall you.

Speaker 9 (20:27):
I'm the naked cab.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
You gotta do what you gotta do. How doing guy
to come back?

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Does it?

Speaker 9 (20:39):
I'm in twenty years trying to prove you wrong. I
don't know if I can do it.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
Well.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
I think you I think you're an American success story.

Speaker 9 (20:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
I mean anybody who says you cannot be successful in
this country, we always point to.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
You because you said out you were gonna be convince them.
You said you were gonna be the most well known.

Speaker 9 (20:57):
Most celebrated entertainer of all times, Rich's most famous man
ever lived, exponential growth of my name, Brandon Networth at
all times. I could go on all day. Well, my
year is the happiest, healthiest, wealthiest, most beautiful man in
the world. That's my like my mantra.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
That's it. And you're well on the way. Yeah and
uh and you and you bring with you this time
of wife.

Speaker 9 (21:13):
Yes, I got married. Actually a five year anniversary is
on February fifteenth.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (21:20):
She was an undocumented immigrant. I'm the biggest Trump faner
ever was. I got her over the wall and now
we're gonna build it. We actually just went to Mexico City.
She saw her mother for the first time in fifteen years.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
To please you tell me you weren't dressed like that.

Speaker 9 (21:36):
Oh yeah, I walked all over in Mexico City. First,
I know you Warrez didn't get my hug head cut
off by the cartels. And I made it to Mexico
City and it's been a beautiful experience.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Ay.

Speaker 9 (21:47):
Yeah, con t know your raid, poor kid, andundo cecy
loads gyles on see you.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
She wanted to be her.

Speaker 9 (22:00):
I hope you didn't say anything in Mexican dream. No, No,
it's it's a Mexican anthem.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Wait did you just say some people have an American dream.
You had a Mexican dream.

Speaker 9 (22:09):
Yeah, I wanted. I always wanted to go to Mexico
and be a Marianci singers.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
So so I just want to be sure I have
this right. You said your your wife is documented. You've
got an idol is Yeah.

Speaker 9 (22:22):
After five years. It was a long process, twelve thousand
dollars in legal it's it's you know, but you but
you at you have to get your vaccines, you have
to be you know, you have to have drug tests,
you have to get you know, criminal record, that's the
whole thing. You just got to be vetted before you
come to America. It's it's a process it's lawng order.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
You don't just say it, you actually live it.

Speaker 9 (22:42):
Yeah, I did it?

Speaker 3 (22:43):
What about now? Do do you feel like you played
a role in Trump's election? You were out there, please
the themes.

Speaker 9 (22:49):
It sounds like a good idea to me. If you
don't agree, you don't do it. Trump's gonna take those
regulations off the back of those corporations. Sounds like a
good idea. Trump's gonna build that wall. That wall is
gonna protect us all.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
I'm gonna get.

Speaker 9 (23:10):
The economy moving again with lower taxes for you, my friend.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
Sounds good idea.

Speaker 9 (23:16):
Yeah, they're gonna finally scramble by my care because it
don't work and it ain't fair.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
It sounds like a good.

Speaker 7 (23:22):
Houd me.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
L Tvt's okay. The three bathrooms is a little gay
god me. Thank God for Donald J.

Speaker 9 (23:34):
Trump my friends is making America great again.

Speaker 10 (23:37):
And that like a god Me.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
I'm gonna protect.

Speaker 9 (23:42):
This real iron dome to keep those newts from flying home.

Speaker 11 (23:45):
Sounds like a good idea of me.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
Thank God for Donald J.

Speaker 9 (23:50):
Trump my friends is making America great again.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Sounds like a good idea of me.

Speaker 9 (23:57):
I'm gonna protect the cops because all lies matter. Throw
those thugs in the slammer. I didn't say Hillary was
we left that up the new gingrich. There don't be
a Trump support Trump get us that lost economic sloan.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Sounds like.

Speaker 9 (24:21):
Trump supports all the ladies family leave for their little
tiny babies.

Speaker 6 (24:31):
Towers.

Speaker 9 (24:32):
From the time he announced to I went to inauguration
every single day. Now I made it happen.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
I thought you did, because we saw you out in
front of Trump Tower. I mean people and people come,
oh you sent us a video. Yeah, we saw you
out there getting it done. And the results are in.

Speaker 9 (24:46):
You won.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
So you you're making your way now to where because
you've left Times Square, where you were a fixedure.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
By the way, when you go to New York, people say,
I saw the Statue of Liberty, I saw the naked cowboy.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Yeah, yeah, unbelievable. You're part.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
You're a part of the New York City experience. Now
if you go it, I can you got to get people.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
Are people disappointed that are there today and you're not there?

Speaker 9 (25:09):
I'm hoping there's no suicides.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
You're leaving New York for just a brief time, headed
to where.

Speaker 9 (25:16):
Brief no fun intended. Actually I left, uh what Friday,
I went to Cincinnati, did Super Bowl. My fathers just
saw my family's on the way. Okay, we're here. We
drove last night six hours, got here. Stay at the
hotel right over here. Yeah, we're going to be in
a slight el tonight and we're going to be in
Marty Girl Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Fat Tuesday, go

(25:36):
over to cus the Key for a week, and then
finished the you know the winter up in New York.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah, wow, so do you? It is you always do
the same schedule every year.

Speaker 9 (25:45):
I worked every single day in my life.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Right, But I mean the schedule of going to these
different events.

Speaker 9 (25:49):
Pretty much, I fly down. I've done thirteen of the
last sixteen Marty Girls, so I missed three of them.
But it's just because I stayed in New York.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
Or had something going on up there.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Have you ever said, while you were in New York
or any place, it's too cold Today.

Speaker 9 (26:03):
I'll give you some of my cards. I did the Blizzard.
You could if you go naked cowboy dot com or
look at the you know the YouTube. I've done every
Blizzard in the last seventeen years. Everyone, it looks even
dumber in the snow.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yeah. So, I mean you can't be stopped if it's
a workday.

Speaker 9 (26:19):
I don't stop period. I'm unstoppable.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
Right.

Speaker 9 (26:22):
Have you thought about it twenty years ago? I'll be
back tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
And you've proven it.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
Uh so have you thought about the Olympics, anything inter
national or well?

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Career? South Korea? Al, I want to go.

Speaker 9 (26:34):
I just went to Germany. I did an event for Volkswag.
I mean I go all over.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
You did an event for Volkswagen.

Speaker 9 (26:38):
And Australia doing this. I've been in England, been to
Germany four times, Japan, I go everywhere.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Do you travel like that? In the plane?

Speaker 9 (26:46):
I wear a fur coat?

Speaker 4 (26:47):
You wear well.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
I remember when you ran for mayor. You ran for
mayor of New York City, naked.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Came boy for mayor of n y C.

Speaker 9 (26:57):
There's no one's ever done more with less than we're
gonna prevent crime. We're gonna create jobs, prevent crime. The
city's gonna run on a dime. Yeah, but that was brief.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
But you no pun intended but you but you wore
suit during some of that.

Speaker 9 (27:17):
I ran for the president and I cut my hair
and get out that you ran for mayor in your
normal mind, right, that was the biggest prece event ever.
We had a Jewish publicist. They know what they're doing.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Yeah, thank you for saying that so straight like that.
And then and then you ran for presence when you
put the suit on, cut your hair of it.

Speaker 9 (27:36):
When I ran for mayor, it was kindness here. I mean,
if it would have worked, it would have worked. But
I was in my hunderwear, so it didn't.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
We know.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
But the most family that have been in politics, right.

Speaker 9 (27:46):
And my father has been in city council, volunteer fireman.
He's the best amazing man in Green Hills. We just
saw him, so, you know, and have a degree in
political science before I got my master's you know.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah, right, And and now we see the we you
brought us the naked cowboy Bible heads.

Speaker 9 (28:03):
You have brought you some bibleheads. We have new naked
Cowboy wines from Naked Wine or either owned by Bearringers.
So we have a new sold with our nicked Cowboy
oysters are sold it over seven hundred restaurants in the
United States. Is one of the number one selling oysters
in the country. I'll give you a car oysters.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
So now it's the Naked Cowboy wine. If you drink
enough of you end up dressed like you.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
I don't know which came first, me or the wine.
That's well, it's great to see you again.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
It really is.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
What a pleasant surprise.

Speaker 9 (28:32):
Wife, your family. I've known you for ever.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Yeah, I remember riding around in the station van uh
and you're telling me him giving me the speech.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Hey, this is my journey, this is what I will do.
And here we are.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
And now you've been in movies, you've been in TV shows,
you've been on billboards. I mean, you've just turned into
a walking, talking enterprise.

Speaker 9 (28:52):
I feel like a complete failure. Who's just getting started,
and I got plenty of time to vindicate myself.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Naked Cowboy one of the best known brands in America.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
He is Times Square in New York City and he's
making his way down to Marty Grass. If you're gonna
be down in New Orleans for that, look for him.
He'll be a fixture and has a great history here
with the Rick and Bubba Show.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
It's been great. Thank you, Thanks for thanks Naked, Thank you, Bud.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
It appreciate the Bible Heads. We'll be back eight six six.
We be big more.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
The Rick and Bubba show coming up right up to this.

Speaker 7 (29:25):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
I don't know how many of us ever been exposed
to karaoke or is our Japanese friends call it karoke?

Speaker 6 (29:50):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (29:51):
But uh okay, I will tell you this karaoke is.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
It's you know how we talk about I remember we
did the show office parties way to celebrate the success
of the or formula for trouble, Yes, missiletoe. You know
there's certain things that you all always know are the
are the ingredients for trouble? Well, for some reason, it
never fails if people start partaking of the adult beverages

(30:14):
as we just heard. And I think any time on
a day like Cinko Demayo, when we can bring attention
to alcohol.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Abuse, we should.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
But you know there's something about karaoke and alcohol that
don't mix. But then you think, well that the worst
one is when some guys up there singing and people
start shouting at him that he can't sing and then
they get into a fight. Well, that that one is bad.
But there's nothing worse than when someone's wife decides she'll
take the stand and she'll grab the microphone and she'll
start doing her a little seductive song and maybe having

(30:45):
a little dance to the music and turn herself into
a pop princess. And of course, in this case, bubb
it appears that this young this woman did such a
good job that the audience began to respond.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
Rick It says seven people actually ended up a rested
after the fight broke out early Sunday. Now that is
code named for two o'clock Saturday night.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
Let's get our formula together.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Yeah, let's get our formula together middle of the night
or early morning. Okay, No one concerned about going to
church because they're they're gonna, they're they're almost up when
church is about to start, they're still up.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
All right.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
Now, we've got ourselves adult beverages that everybody's abusing.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
Have you noticed these stories never happened at four o'clock
in the afternoon?

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Rarely, rarely, ever.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
And then someone makes the great decision to tell their wife,
won't you get a parent sing?

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Hey, goot a parent sing? Honey, showed how you do it?
At the high sing? You sing some of Donna's song
or something or or or you know what, you know
what she doesn't sing. It doesn't say what she's singing.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Let's make some guesses when we hear the story. What
do you think she was singing? I say it was
either a Shannai Twain. I think that's a great guess,
or Britney Spears. Britney Spears is a great guess.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Possibly I did it.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Yeah, Yeah, it probably wasn't Madonna because I think this
person probably thinks that's too old.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
All right, it ain't. But anyway, whatever she was singing,
it did draw a response from the.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Crowd, said to brawl again when a man became upset
that his wife got slapped on the buttocks while singing
a song. The police said that beer bottles and chairs
were thrown during the melee, while restaurant security used pepper
spray on the fighters, and upward of one hundred people

(32:27):
tried to exit. And Rick, I'm going to guess all
about the same time. Yes, those arrested were charged with
riot and disorderly conduct. Five were taken to the county jail.
The other two went to the hospital.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
First. Well, there you are.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
I'm gonna guess some stitches were involved.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
This under the headline Karaoke gone bad. Yes, you know,
but I hate the fact they do not mention what
she was singing. I think we have to be in
the neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
No, well, sure we are, but I would just like
to know for sure.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Maybe a song by the pop icon Pink, you know,
I mean, there's off right.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
The lyrics may be a little tough for this group
to pull off this time of night.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Well, that's true, true, I think you're right. Might have
been Shanai. Yeah, yeah, and it looks like singing this
to her husband. I just see that it's a little
more upbeat.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
There you go, all right, somebody decided just to reach
up there and get in on the party.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Well, they thought they.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Would show their appreciation for the someone's wives performance. You know,
you know, if I could give the husband just a
little bit of a heads up though, you know how
you can keep you wiye from taking a slap to
the overar end. Yes, uh, don't, don't. Don't put her
up on the karaoke stage in the middle of the night,
right a bunch of drugs in front of the fact
that that was your decision.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
That that that I mean, who did I think this
was Tim McGraw.

Speaker 12 (33:58):
I mean, you know, by the way about faith, he'll
coming out there and having a word with everybody.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
That's still one of my favorite videos.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
It is because it shows you, no matter what what
level of stardom you reach, husband and wife relationships are
just still they're exactly the same.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Yes, they're always you know, yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
I know she's the lady. But it says here at
the bottom of the story she was singing, this.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Wouldn't say that.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Still you have to think about what would what would
cause that response?

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Let's see, you know, I don't let me think and
more coming in on the.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Story, Barnes and we have some suggestions here people what
people think she was singing? Pretty look at that other
one if you see it? Okay, all right?

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Were established? Is it wicked?

Speaker 6 (34:50):
Games? Now?

Speaker 4 (34:53):
That one here it is? This is what I see
it now here it is? Okay, you got it? Yeah,
I'm trying to Okay.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Looks at the bottom of the story. It's weird because
it's there's conflicting stories in two six four.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
My love loves going to leave? Okay, all right, okay,
all right?

Speaker 3 (35:30):
You know that that that song when I hear it
still makes me feel strange. You remember when that was
used as the theme music for the first ever.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Yes I do, Yes, I do. That's exactly what I
thought about. Yeah, I did, too, speedy.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
I'm thinking of a song that you used to hate.
God you didn't like it?

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Well, I mean, there's so many back in the day.
Rick's list of songs.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
He hey, it's a very long list. What are you
talking about? I'm mad at myself right now. I mean,
can can you imagine? I mean, you know, what are
you all trying to think of songs?

Speaker 4 (36:06):
Okay? At I'm just started top hammer to me.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
I don't know you dare go to break now? I
really believe that Bubba may be right. But you know, Portland, Oregon,
probably she did some kind of Britney song.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Maybe maybe a Janet Jackson.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
You know, both of those put out certain albums that
they were trying to make a point on, and any
of those songs would have probably caused it to take place.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
Yes, I would think, don't you Ally it didn't have
to be anything Rick, Let's face it.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Right, could could could be, could even be a song
from what's the what's the singer that used to be
in no doubt?

Speaker 4 (36:44):
What's her name? Uh, Gwen Stefana.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Yeah, yeah, there could be some some of that would
have been I'm a rich girl who knows well, right, what's.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
The name of hollow batgirl? Yeah? Yeah, I'm a rich girl.
Was actually all the notes?

Speaker 5 (37:01):
No, she did something like that. Well, what's the name
of that Gwenn? Yeah, I know that, Rick. No, she
did one too that was almost the same that.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
What's come of it?

Speaker 5 (37:14):
Yeah, y'all are singing it like I am? But what
was the Well, how about the sweet est gate financially
stable girl?

Speaker 4 (37:24):
No, I don't know. It's gonna have been bad. I'm
gonna find it. By the way, we haven't even considered
what are you waiting for?

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Listen, we haven't even considered that she might have been
singing a Fergie song.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Oh I think now, I think you're on it.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Yeah, I mean, none of them that we could play
than glamorous, Rick, Yeah, you can go with glamorous, well,
can you?

Speaker 6 (37:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Sure? Why not?

Speaker 9 (37:46):
She did?

Speaker 4 (37:47):
Mm hmm. So you're you're you're.

Speaker 12 (37:48):
That, you're that that's what.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
She thinks you're singing that? No, I don't know you
were the one that suggested it. Spadi, All right, let's listen, Mott.
Look here, I am justified. Here you go.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Rick.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Rick Curl in Westwood I'm afraid to these songs. When
the lyrics come out, I'm afraid to cana play. That's
a that's a disney verd.

Speaker 7 (38:29):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
King ringing bubacking bubbs. The greed that leaves inking bubba
fricking bubble.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
It brings me to my knees and Bubba.

Speaker 10 (39:07):
What's a bad happened? Not to lad.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Whose rostried and U spote.

Speaker 10 (39:32):
O the tweet we're soostery that up?

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Still, let's come.

Speaker 13 (40:27):
Hold on, don't report you show is coming. Don't miss

(41:03):
the debut right here on January sixth, two twenty five.
Details at Rick bridgesshow dot com.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Hey minutes after the hour, coax pastentro best of Rick
and Bubba's show. Hope you're enjoying it. This little trip
down memory lane speed, he'll be in tomorrow. He'll take
you way back. You'll get some of them real deep cuts.
Like I said, we've got three weeks of material this year,
so we're gonna go down memory lane. Have a great time.
Here's one off of the request line. I get it
all the time. Man had to eat his beard.

Speaker 7 (41:36):
Check it out.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Best of Rick and Bubba Baba. Have you heard this
interview yet with this Kentucky man.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
Well, you know, y'all keep talking about this story, and
I just looked at the headlines and I said, you
know what is going on here? Kentucky man forced to
eat his own beard and fight over Lawnmoreph.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Man says, former friends cut off his beard and forced
and eat it, and we have an interview with him. Bubba,
and I have a feeling this could be rough talk too,
I shaid, get do we have him here?

Speaker 7 (42:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (42:06):
You ready?

Speaker 6 (42:08):
Pretty good?

Speaker 14 (42:09):
Guess at least that's what Harvey Westmoreland and his brother
Joseph he used to think about former friends Troy Halt
and James Hill. That was before May of last year
on Willisburg Road, where Halt used to live.

Speaker 6 (42:23):
My brother was cleaning out the stalls out there for Troy,
you know, working for him, and uh, they Colin won't
make to come around there. One When I get there,
I realized that they're already drunk, and of.

Speaker 14 (42:35):
All things to fight about, Wes Moreland says, punches started
flying over this lawnmower.

Speaker 6 (42:40):
Troy offered to buy it from me two hundred and
fifty dollars. I paid twenty bucks for it. He thought
I was trying to cheat you. One thing laid to another,
and before I noted there was knives and guns and
noted everything. This is when hey were.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
He says.

Speaker 14 (42:58):
His brother had a mark on his neck where a
knife was held, but west Moreland's loss was more permanent.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
They cut my beard and forced me to eat it,
he says.

Speaker 14 (43:08):
Halton Hill let them go, but threatened them.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
If we called the police. They said we would not
live to see daylight.

Speaker 14 (43:15):
But that wasn't enough to keep the two brothers from.

Speaker 6 (43:19):
I believe in the law. I believe that justice has
been served, and you know it will be after Tuesday.

Speaker 14 (43:27):
That's the sentencing date. And while it'll take some time
for some things to grow back to.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
Normal, it's not as long as it was.

Speaker 14 (43:35):
What Norland says, what's more important He and his brother
lived to tell the tale.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
I was actually infer from my life and I was
really infer for my brother's laugh.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Greg, I want you to I just want to say
to Greg Burgess, you're welcome. I know you study.

Speaker 6 (43:52):
I just want more.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
I want more, well, Gregor, I want him to have
a series. You wanted to have? What a series?

Speaker 7 (44:01):
You know?

Speaker 4 (44:01):
I was stuck to cuts on there. You two get
it right now, I do like raise. I tell you this.
You are scared if you eat your own beard?

Speaker 6 (44:15):
Yeah you are.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
If they say you eat your beard or we're gonna
kill you and you eat it, you're scared, you know?

Speaker 9 (44:23):
I mean?

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Did he get to put salt and paper? Was the
beard salt and pepper? Because it was a gray and breck.
I love a line. Let's find it again. I'll take
the whole thing. No, it's not long as it was.

Speaker 6 (44:35):
I paid twenty bucks for it. He thought I was
trying to cheat you. One thing laid to another, and
before I noted, noted there was knives and guns and.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
Just a second, I have to ask this question before
we continue. Could this be our long lost Olympic reporter
Rocky Trace?

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Is it a hoax? Lessen, listen, oh bubba. He says his.

Speaker 14 (45:03):
Brother had a mark on his neck where a knife
was held, but Westmoreland's loss was more permanent.

Speaker 6 (45:09):
Please cut my beard and forced me to eat it.
This thing ten talk.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
They cut my beard and force made ate it. I
know things are taking a turn. Wait a minute, So
he had bought a lot more for twenty bucks.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
The guy offers him two hundred and fifty, and then
he's mad at him when he find out twenty four
made him his beer.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Y'all realize somebody in Washington State's listing on exem and
they're going, we can't tell the difference in those guys.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
And you're right, right exactly, you know that, right. I
knowed it. We just are having eaten our beards.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Greg.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Listen, please do more imitations of Greg Spady that okay,
i'mell okay.

Speaker 6 (45:53):
Now cut my beard and forced me to eat it.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
All right.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Listen how he points at hisself. That's not say all right,
all right, Speedy, play place where you do this again?
Is this is where you do this again? Speedy played
the play the play the rest of the interview, but
I'm gonna pan down after it does.

Speaker 6 (46:09):
I knew it.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
I knew it, y'all. I was kidding when I did
all that. They you it was me and Kerry. I
just hold to have his hair and he and this
was what Here's.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
What he said to his brother when they was trying
to defend themselves. Here's what he said, facing their weapons.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
I hate to say this, but I don't find we
got tools here to pull this.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Off, and so eat you beard. Okay, I we hey,
hey brother, they got us eat you beard. I knowed
whiz in trouble. That was pretty good mark up on
that line. More though, I don't know if I to
force a man to eat his beard over it. But
but you know you paid twenty four and you hit

(46:45):
me for two fifts. Okay, they guy offered two fists
to the point the guy just offered it to it
where Regan messed up?

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Is bragging going only paid twenty four? Yeah? Yeah, you
know what happened up, Rick.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
What I love is they what they came up with
was and we're gonna shave your beard and we're gonna
make you eat Come.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
When do you do that? Are you trying to rip
me off?

Speaker 7 (47:06):
Now?

Speaker 4 (47:06):
You're eating your beer?

Speaker 5 (47:07):
And you know, if I'm that guy, I don't know
if i'd have just kept quiet about it. It's kind
of like the guy that you know was cleaning up
the elephants. Oh boy, I mean this has brought it like, okay,
we have somebody, but this is apparently a little more
common than with all Has this happened to you?

Speaker 4 (47:21):
No, this is Harvey, go Harvey please?

Speaker 6 (47:30):
Yeah, yeah, I just didn't say that didn't taste too good? Correct?

Speaker 7 (47:37):
Greg?

Speaker 4 (47:37):
What did they say when they said, did you tried
to rip me off? Now you're eating your beard? You've
had it? You know what have you know what bigg
and song Bigga.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Said, you so stupid?

Speaker 4 (47:47):
You give it your me dinaba dollars for what?

Speaker 7 (47:52):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubbas I.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Look around the whack crazy every time, every time, every
time that wag anywhere, every time.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
My round, boy, Bobby, you don't like this head. One
dead woman wakes up screaming at funeral home.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Prosecutors in Germany have charged the doctor, a doctor with
negligent bodily harm, for stepping out and declaring a ninety
two year old woman dead, only for her to awake
again in a refrigerated room at the funeral home. Wow wow, wow,
she said, they say the doctor, who is fifty three.

(49:06):
His name was not released because of the privacy regulations
in Germany. He is alleged to pronounced the seriously ill
woman dead in March after a caregiver found her without
a pulse, not breathing at a retirement home that evening.
And here comes creep city. A worker at the funeral
home where she'd been taking her to scream from the
refrigeration room. Discovered the woman a lot. Now, not that

(49:29):
this makes that okay. Oh she did officially die, they
think two days later. Yeah, who was the same doctor
at called on Juy. Let's not let the same guy
make that.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Call, you know.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
They said that doctor Rick also practiced dentistry in Minnesota.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
No, I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
I went to when I was when I had some
college classes I was making at night. I had a
gentleman in my class. Uh, well I had to take him.
It was, you know, so security, long story and real smart.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
No, no, no, no, I trust me.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
None of us in that class were very smart. No,
we really didn't want to be there. He had worked
at a funeral home, and he told me of a
and I don't think it happens a lot, but occasionally,
uh someone you know, I mean, the standard way of
checking to see if somebody's dead is if they have
a heartbeat or not. And there's times where your heart pulse,

(50:33):
your pulse may be so weak, are slow that it's
just not detected. And he said they actually had somebody
they had on the table sit up, and oh, boy, guys,
and hey, what's going on? Apparently was in a car
wreck head injury type thing, and he said that's when.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
He quit well, and I was noticing something. And again
a long time, this guy will be in trouble, he said,
And again too, this is a two thing.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
I don't know how works in Germany. I really don't.
I don't how works in Germany. How does it work
in Texas? But Bubba and I have have been saying
a lot.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
I don't know that the person who declares people dead
on the scene should be a place where you can
just run for election. It seems like to me that
that that should be something that requires some sort of background.
Not hey, Earl down the street wants to run what
is it called corner for corner? Yeah, I don't shouldn't

(51:30):
there be we We can't just let some guy that
works at the hardware store who wants to be the corner,
you know, run to be local corner and then then
he pulls up and he declares people dead or in love.
And I don't know if it works that way in Germany.
I'm just simply talking about our system. Didn't you did
it seem that there should be some requirement. There two
things that always perplex me. I can just be sheriff
and I can just be cornered that that that seems

(51:51):
like those should require.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Well, I don't even know what that is. Whether than
the judge. Is that a judge? What does he do?
He's like second sheriff, he armed as well.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
There's a lot of there's a lot of things that
are left over from the earlier days in our country
that you know hasn't been ironed out right, And now
that's not the w what you're talking about is not
that way everywhere, right.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
It just so happened where we grew up at the time,
and it may have been changed now. I don't know.
You could be the corner just.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
By being elected. I remember asking like a guy that
I you worked there, and you did you have any
you go to school? I mean you yeah, so and
you just always want to be a corner.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
And on another note, and I watched this, and look,
we've dealt with it. We've even been asked to help
sometimes these these attempts for funeral homes to advertise. Now,
if I could give some some just a few words
of advice to funeral homes in marketing, and I understand
it is important to uh, you know, you know, it

(52:56):
is a little it does make us fe a little
rough when we turned fifty, when y'all send us in mail,
have you thought about planning your funeral?

Speaker 7 (53:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Okay, look, we're just fifty, man, we're fifty. Okay, back off.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
I don't want to send a colon sample and I
don't want to plan my funeral just because I turned fifty.
I got both of those and a subscription to the
AARP magazine.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 3 (53:13):
A but anyway in our state? But anyway, So, guys,
I got to tell you, I don't know who came
up with this idea. We haven't really changed the format
of a funeral home in my lifetime. And frankly, your
place is creepy. Okay, you got it set up. It's
got a creepy look, you know. I mean, just because
someone has gone on and maybe we want to come

(53:35):
celebrate their life. The minute we go in there, your
place is creepy. Okay it And so here's an idea.
And now I want you all to listen to me.
So you're giving funeral home funeral home if you want to,
because they need to market. I don't have a problem
with the market, I really don't. But but here's the thing,
Like I watched what got me going this. I watched
some TV commercial on know where it came from, and

(53:56):
they're trying to give you the computer generated thing of
their facilities and even computer generator.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
At one time.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
They have a shot of the hearst driving back and
forth across the screen and a TV commercial And so
here's what I'm just some suggestions, And this is all
I'm saying. What if you walked into a funeral home
and it looked like say, the lodge at Dream Ranch.
Oh okay, yeah, so you walk in and it's it's
you know, it's got a kind of outdoorsy feel.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
It's pleasant. Let them have that sixty seventies little too, and.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
The ceiling's low and they got big, old, old gaudy
chandelier hanging, and and your place is creepy.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
I'm safe.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
It said, Yeah, if we could just light it up
a little bit, Let's have it a little more pleasant
when we come in.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
You know, we're all grieving. Let's have it a little
more pleasant.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Let's let's walk in to say, like bast pro shop,
you know, what I mean, Like you walk in and
you're like, man, I love, where'd y'all get this wood?

Speaker 4 (54:44):
There's a fish tank in there?

Speaker 9 (54:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Hey, hey, yeah, well yeah, that's a great idea. Why
not a fish tank? Look over here?

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Look over here and say, yeah, you know these these
beams you're seeing in here in this beautiful lodge looking
presentation where your loved one will be remembered today. Uh,
we actually got the wood off. You see those big
trees on the property. We brought them in from there,
and you know, and and one of them struck by light.
And there'll be some great stories like that. You know,
you gotta your presentations to be a little more warm

(55:09):
and a little more welcoming, Like I'm coming to a
place that that that I want to be happy. Not
I know you're not happy, but but I don't want
it to go feel even creepier. Right, I said your
presents a little creepy.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
I think the biggest problem is the smell. Yeah, well
see it's got that floristy. We'll still a better job
on that.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
Let's got that.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
Let's let's kind of like plastic being spread, right.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Do y'all not do y'all not have scented candles. I mean,
let let's let's go a little bit. No, my wife
could make that place smell. Undoubtedly, she makes our house
smell look like something from DRIG I know it.

Speaker 5 (55:40):
I know it really wouldn't fit in with their main goal.
But say if it smelled like a bakery, there you go.
So you're on board with me, now, I know it'd
come back. I know, I know you probably don't want
to be cooking cakes where you're embombing bodies.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
I got to have to smell. It should be are
the two shouldn't mix, smell like a cabin lodge.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Let's walk into something that is relaxing, that is soothing,
burns some laws that says, you know, we're gonna celebrate
their life. Y'll y'all don't seem to have come off.
Y'all hadn't changed the floor plan since nineteen forty one.
I mean they all look, I mean, let's move, let's
get off this plan. This is an outdated. Look, you know,

(56:19):
let's build a more pleasant I'm coming in and you
don't have to go as far as to I would
like an aquarium.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
I'm gonna lie to you. I mean I would like
that if that's possible.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Give me, give me a You know that feeling you
have when you walk into a lodge, how good it feels.
Are you walking to a nice hotel and the lobby's
very nice? Big water fountain?

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:38):
Something?

Speaker 3 (56:39):
You know, it looks like it looks like in the back,
it looks like it's a little thrown together and a
little creepy. And it's those same images. It's kind of
like when the dentists, we begged them, y'all got to
change your presentation, and they have I'm calling on funeral homes.
We got to change that presentation. I mean, let's let's
it's just it's got to add route. Maybe you maybe

(57:01):
you you care?

Speaker 4 (57:02):
I love one off and just a nice van.

Speaker 7 (57:19):
Ricking Bubba Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Thirty five minutes after the Hour Cooks Pest Control Best
of Fricking Bubba Show. Here's one off the latest CD
which is entitled Run Me a Z and Shut Her Down.
I'm not sure if it's available on iTunes yet, but
it will be. Side one cut six Cassi Old Kid
takes a nine in and Swim. He told us about
it a little bit live the other day, So check

(58:03):
it out on the best of Brick and Bubba Kid,
once known as the Laziest intern and still is historically
the laziest one we've ever had.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
Sure, but he's got his hair like he likes it.
Welcome back to the Rick and Bubba Show, Cassio.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
Glad to be back, Cassio. You have a story for
us today.

Speaker 15 (58:17):
Yeah, let me preface this story. I love to swim, okay, okay,
as any as any big guy does.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Sure.

Speaker 15 (58:22):
I mean, if there's any hope of me getting in
the pool, I'm diving in.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
Sure, I've told me back.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
Well, much like the Animal Kingdom, Hippopotamus is love the
pump exactly.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
Sure, there's nothing better than cooling off in the pool.

Speaker 15 (58:32):
But we also know I have a long history of
having mishaps with older ladies.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
That is Grandma's Yeah, call.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
Take you back to a classic show to speaking, But
it's a different story.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
We take you back to the Casio Kid classic. Grandma
was a bleeder.

Speaker 15 (58:49):
Sure, and I freaked out Shaggy's grandmother by calling his
cat ben Purk.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
Yeskay, all that's been documented. Well, you're drawn to the elderly,
and I love him and I love to be around them.
But for some reason. We don't mess good. So, uh,
this past weekend me your hair. You think she's lucky
like it?

Speaker 15 (59:08):
Cops and grannies, they don't like my hair. Yeah, okay,
this past weekend. My friend says, Hey, my grandmother's got
a pool. She loves some people to come over and
go swimming. I jump at the chance.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
I'm down with that.

Speaker 15 (59:21):
Okay, he says, come over after you get out of church,
and we'll meet and and and I'll stop and get
us some lunch so we won't have to eat grandma's
food and we'll be all good. We'll go swimming, have
a bite, just be me and you hanging out. What
a great day, excellent day, he says. My grandma she's
got a there having a lunch in at church, so

(59:43):
she might not be there, she's gonna be there later,
but she knows we're coming, okay, and she's fine with it.
She's she's ready for us to come. And she's a
she's a very loving lady. She's joke she loves to
joke with people, you know, so she'll cut up with you.
And I'm like, well this is down, down with this.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
I'm cool. What a great day. So if she is there.
Don't worry about it. She's expecting us.

Speaker 15 (01:00:05):
Okay, he says, just get there, go around the side gate,
go set up in the back, set up camp said,
all right, I'm down.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
I'm going to stop food. I'll be there in a
few minutes. I show up, go to the gate.

Speaker 15 (01:00:18):
He tells me, you know, tells me how to get
there and everything. And I'm in, and I kicked and
I go. I just wait on him to get in
the pool. And I got my feet gicked up, you know,
and sure the shoes come off, and you know, then
then my shirt comes off, and so I'm sitting in
my swim trunks.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
Now, all right, that's a pretty excellent site, right there
have been in the sun, like I need to a
low water so it gets on me. Maybe I'll just
dip my feet in the pool before it gets sure.
You know, it's hot.

Speaker 6 (01:00:54):
It's hot.

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
So I dipped my feet.

Speaker 15 (01:00:56):
I'm sitting on the edge of the But why go
all right, forget this? He they know I'm coming. I'm down.
I'm going in, all right, So I get up, and
I mean I go as far as not just slipping in.
I'm doing cannonball out of the gate. Off the diving board,
a little bigger splash, so I'll hop in. You're in
the water playing that, Yeah, you know. I come up

(01:01:18):
and I'm going, oh, this is number one, and the
wait till the snacks get food's on its way, and
I'm already soaking wet.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
You know, there's no greater feeling to dat, like nacho cheese,
you know, chips and your hands be wet and the
cheese jump on it because you water.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
Yeah, go ahead, So I go, this is gonna be
a number one day. I can already see it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:39):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
By that time, the back door comes out on the
deck and here comes grandma.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
All right, but you're not worried because you've been told
everything's fine, Everything is cool. Okay, I go, hey, hey, ma'am.
She goes, what are you doing?

Speaker 6 (01:01:55):
Who are you?

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
I mean, get mad out of the gate. Okay, this
ain't It's like, who are you now?

Speaker 6 (01:02:01):
This is a stern?

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
Who are you? What? Why are you here?

Speaker 15 (01:02:06):
I go, hey, I'm yeah, I'm I'm Jesse. I'm I'm
Brent's friend. You know, he said it was cool to
come swim. He's bringing the food. He'll be here in
just second, you know. She cuts me off. Okay, get
out of my pool right now. I go, ma'am what,
I go, all right, Grandma's she's either she's either don't
know or maybe she forgot.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
She either don't know, or she's pulling a good one
on me.

Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
You think you could be a joke because she told
you she was a jokester exactly. Okay, So I go,
all right, look I'm Jesse. Brent is on. I said,
do you know Brent?

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
I don't know Brent what?

Speaker 15 (01:02:41):
So I go, she's getting now, I go, she's pulling
a good one. Yeah, this is I hate for people
to pull a good one on me. I fight it
to the very end.

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
Sure you make sure they they're willing to stick with me.
I go, okay, so I go, I'm playing along. I go, okay,
look I'm swimming in your pool. I'm supposed to be here.

Speaker 15 (01:03:00):
Okay, she goes, If you don't get out of my
yard right now, I'm calling the cops.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
I go, look, you don't have to call the cops.

Speaker 15 (01:03:08):
I mean, I'm just going for at nice little dip.
You know Brent's gonna be here soon with the food.
We're all good. So I'm slipping out of the pool
and I'm gathering my shirt up. She goes, get you
stuff and get out. She goes, I'm calling my son.
He's coming over here, and I'm calling the cops and

(01:03:29):
he's coming over here. And you are in tons of trouble,
you know what I mean. So I'm like, exactly like you.
I know Brince, I know my son has BRIT's dad.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
I'm down. Okay, So she goes, come on, you just
did I I mean, now she's right like she's corralling you.
She cannot get any life. She's moving towards you.

Speaker 7 (01:03:52):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
Yes, So I'm out of the pool. And so I
slipped my sandles.

Speaker 15 (01:03:56):
I slipped my sandles back on, and I pick up
my shirt and I go, well, maybe she just wants
me out.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
She's gonna since she gets mault of the pools. Sure
you still think this is just? Sure? She goes get out, grandmama, joke, yeah, grandma. Okay,
she gets close and.

Speaker 15 (01:04:14):
She goes she grabs my arm, she put her hands on,
you grabs my arms on.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
And like speedy, you don't you don't touch me. And
especially she's getting getting now in a fight with your
friend's grandmother.

Speaker 15 (01:04:27):
She's getting so rowdy that it's starting to tick me off.
She's hanging on a little too long. Okay, so I'm going, hey,
look I'll be out of here. Look it's gonna be
all good in just a second, Brince, you're gonna see
Brent's gonna come up and it's gonna be all clear.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
I'm supposed to be here. Okay. She she's pulling me
towards the gate.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Get out in my yard.

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
She's got that flap flap flapping.

Speaker 15 (01:04:51):
I mean she's yours and she's in her nightgown. I
mean she's pushing me out the gate. Now, okay, get out,
get out. The cops are on the way out if
they show up any second to take you to jail.

Speaker 7 (01:05:02):
First time you didn't touch with somebody, and now a
woman at night.

Speaker 15 (01:05:07):
So so about the time, I mean, she's just consistent, Okay,
she's she's pushing me, like giving me the little shove
in the back, you know, making somebody gone, look this
is a little much, Okay, I said, just I get
the joke.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
It's Google. You got a good one on me.

Speaker 15 (01:05:22):
About the time I turn around and I look across
the street and I see Brin's carr across the street.
Oh no, I'm at the wrong grandma's.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
So now I gotta go. Are you still from Big?
Because you big? Now you're gonna feel bad from Brick.
It's gonna be clear.

Speaker 15 (01:05:50):
Then, Mama, Hey, your grandson's about to tell you off
because I'm supposed to be here.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Say that's right.

Speaker 15 (01:05:58):
So then I go from Big Casio to I really,
we can let me clear things happening?

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
All right, I see where the miss understanding? Did she
want to hear any of that? No, the cops are
on their way.

Speaker 15 (01:06:11):
So about this time, Brent is coming out to go
where Where's where am I?

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
Because I'm parked on the street, the edge of the street.

Speaker 15 (01:06:20):
So he thinks I just parked across the street and
I went into his grandmother's out And now he's made
the search and I'm not there, So he's looking for
me now and he comes out and and here she
is shoving me, telling me to.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
Get out of her yard. I mean the whole neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Is that? Laugh?

Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
Now you got to remember this whole time.

Speaker 15 (01:06:39):
Okay, I'm in my swim trunk, I'm shirtless, I got
about an inch and a half a crack hanging.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
Out with soaking wet and my hair's not like I
like it.

Speaker 15 (01:06:52):
I gotna say, I got my shirt, my hand up,
I'm gonna go across the street.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
I'm supposed to building. I'm I really am out of place.
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 16 (01:07:01):
She so what what?

Speaker 15 (01:07:03):
And Brent has to come over and he's met her
a couple of times, so he's he don't you know,
he's he made a mistake.

Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
He's coming over here.

Speaker 15 (01:07:11):
It's okay, Well, my son's already on the way, and
the cops, well, you just call him and tell him
not to come because I mean, I'm out of your
yard now. I didn't mean to cause this miss out.
And so finally she's like, why don't call my son out?
I don't know what I do by the cops?

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
Did they ever come?

Speaker 6 (01:07:29):
Yeah? Sure?

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
Did you get to talk to Sure? Straightened out? Still shirtless,
got a little son on you now. A couple of
a couple of spots he had. He had a good
chuckle afore it, you know, and he's like, hey, that's
a good.

Speaker 7 (01:07:59):
Ricking bubba ricking bubbay.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
Eddie van Adlert, you know, it's he's the the only
single dude other than the interns on the program.

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
He Uh, he's been injured several times.

Speaker 9 (01:08:39):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
Some of me say what defending the less fortunate? No
standing up for what's right, No letting his dog pull
him on the skateboard. So look, Eddie, Eddie van Adbert
is now.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
So he's got some sort of what I'm sorry, what
kind of safety glasses or what is that?

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:09:04):
It's because I'm running the tail of the dragon this weekend.
So like glasses, A buddy of mine? Where is this cross?

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
You know?

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
Why do I speeding quickly? We need to cue up
born to be wad? So are you what?

Speaker 9 (01:09:16):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
What will you be writing down? The dragons? The dragon's
tail or mouth? So what kind of the dragon does
have gas?

Speaker 17 (01:09:23):
So this Labor Day weekend, I'm headed out, headed to
first Ashville Asheville, North Carolina to Uh. I'm actually gonna
be staying with my grandparents. My grandparents live, so I
figured that might be your crowd. I've seen Asheville after dark.
It's kind of a hippie hangout, is it really?

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
Yeah, it's very woodsy. My grandparents live there.

Speaker 17 (01:09:45):
My grandpa was in the marine, So yeah, I guess
that's not really his scene about you looking.

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
Through those glasses. Funny. Hard to take me, seriously, your
eyes look funny.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
Well, it is hard to take you. It's hard to
take you're serious. But those glasses have nothing to do
with that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
Yeah. These these are just clear like riding goggles.

Speaker 17 (01:10:06):
They got foam around the eyes so you don't get
wind all up in your eyes and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:10:10):
It's like what you ride a jets key with. There
you go, let's clarify. But they're they're real cool. They
they're not completely clear though. They got a little tint
to them. It looks like over here, let's just be dirt.
Maybe it's just the shadow it's casting or something, dirt
or something.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
Let's be clear. You're you're you're biking, meaning a motorcycle. Yes, uh.
And on the way to Ashville, I'm hitting up.

Speaker 7 (01:10:34):
Tail the Dragon.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
A motorcycle. Motorcycle.

Speaker 17 (01:10:39):
What it's It's the curviest road in the world, essentially,
it is. It is eleven miles of road with three
hundred curves in it, three hundred turns.

Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
No, where is that at?

Speaker 17 (01:10:50):
Uh, It's it's actually on the border of Tennessee and
North Carolina right there.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
Let me crowd of hills, a lot of heels. Will
you be going alone down the tail of the dragon?

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
I will.

Speaker 17 (01:11:01):
I'm taking taking a big trip. Actually, I'm going Birmingham
to d C this weekend. It's gonna be awesome. Well
what kind of a motor SoC have you seen the
weather at all? I've checked it out a little bit. Oh,
I need to take No, you're good?

Speaker 6 (01:11:14):
No, no, no hard time.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
It's messing with my confidence. I'm gonna take them off. Guy,
I lock you with them. I'm just gonna guess.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
And I don't know because I'm not I'm not in
I'm not in the motorcycle uh circles. So I'm just
gonna guess. I'm gonna guess that that the dragon's tail.
Just by the sound of it sounds like it would
require a seasoned motorcycle or bike operator.

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
See Speedy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
You know.

Speaker 17 (01:11:44):
I talked to Speedy about this yesterday and he was like,
are you sure you're qualify to be doing this?

Speaker 4 (01:11:49):
I'm like, yeah, first of all, don't be questioning me up.
Don't be questioning me up in here.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
I just know, I know, I know guys at ride
Harley's and you know, they some times can be a
handle when you get in a handle to know how
to maneuver out of the problem.

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
And if you're taking on a road like that, I
was just concerned.

Speaker 6 (01:12:07):
Don't be.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
Twelve deaths on motorcycle. Can you can you handle just
on that stretch? Can you handle being a motorcycle?

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
I can handle. I'm not worried about you. I'm worried about.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Everybody else out there driving. No, you're actually worried about
our TV equipment if we go back, and I just
want to.

Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
Be sure you run our camera with it. No, I'm
not taking only my own gear, but I will be
documenting the trip.

Speaker 17 (01:12:31):
It's gonna be awesome. Got me a GoPro mount for
my handlebars. I can also move that down to the
engine guard. And I got one of those chesties as well,
so you can see what my hands are doing.

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
We don't have any of that strange footage at you know.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Yeah, yeah, I hope we don't have to that we
have to retrieve off of you. Oh for evident retrieving me.
I'm gonna try this again because you've dodged Speedy's attempt
to talk about this, and you just dodge mine as well.
Does this require expertise that you have not reached yet. No,
I'm very I'm awesome at riding. Guys, how long have
you been on a motorcycle since? I've been riding many

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bikes since I was like seven.

Speaker 5 (01:13:06):
But in general, generally it can be dangerous and that's
a long trip to take. This isn't if you don't
have a wing man. This is a newer bike, but y'all,
I've been riding.

Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
I mean, how long have you been on the bike?
The Dragon's tail?

Speaker 17 (01:13:20):
This current bike is pretty new, but y'all, I tear it.
I tear up the streets of Birmingham on this bike
already because I'm crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
Yes, but don't forget. He was like making coffee and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
That's I'm not doubting. I'm not doubting your ability at all.
But I do think you need a wing man. Everybody
needs a wing I agree with that one.

Speaker 17 (01:13:41):
I will be here about solitude. Here's my wing, Thank you, Greg. Oh,
the solitude is gonna be so good.

Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
Yeah, but you can have You could have simple trouble
and not have any.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
Backup, nobody else to drink your beer. Yeah, you know
it's gonna happen. That's not great, but not good, But
it seems like married folks with children need time of solitude.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
His whole life is solidd That is an excellent disciples
out two by two. You need a wing man. Let
me I have two words for him. As you go.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
I don't want to bring this up, and I have
two words for you, and that is a former governor
Bob Rowley, take a little trip in our in our state.
He took a time of solitude, and because he wanted
to go along, he had a wreck, and and he.

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
Laid it down in some ground. Is that not true?
Laid it down in some ground, and and and and
then nearly, I mean it was real bad.

Speaker 7 (01:14:32):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
Why is that he's getting divorced? No, that's the that's
the current, that's the current. He laid something else down.
Gregory Read.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Reportedly reported that was I promise that was one of them.
Just came on allegation. I apologize. It's reds at its bad.
That was already out in the air before I've heard
it all right back to back to it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
It was all before we ever thought about it. I
was so much truth and that it hurts.

Speaker 9 (01:15:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:15:08):
Back to the tail, guys, let's talk about as we're
trying to do back to the Dragon's Tail road. It's
gonna be awesome. I'll be updating like crazy on social
mal maark Er Boom past that womb.

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
Have you ever watched the movie Delivery? Have I watched
the movie Delivery? Would love you? Yeah, I'm a little crooked.

Speaker 7 (01:15:31):
I want.

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
I want to be sure, but they would love you.
They would even Maverick Goose. Hey, look, Paul, I can
carry him. Look, let's right up of your arm. We
don't even need to hog tie him with a rod. Hey, Daddy,
l can I keep him? He won't take up much room. Okay, so.

Speaker 17 (01:15:52):
I'm not gonna say that the coancase you don't want
let him in a dog box.

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
We want to be in a cocase when they put
him in a double dog balk cocakee.

Speaker 17 (01:16:06):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
But it's gonna be awesome. I'm looking forward to you.

Speaker 16 (01:16:09):
They catch him in the front trap for I'm really
looking for this trip. All right, look, look all about it,
but I'm really looking forward to this.

Speaker 11 (01:16:23):
Put some straw in there so if we come in
terms of circle till he gives it. Like you, I'm
an adult man, you're a junk man. I'm telling you
I'm gonna have a dragon's tail. Look what I found, Paul,
And I want.

Speaker 4 (01:16:38):
You to have fun, but I wish you'd take somebody
just to be you're you know you're all right that
or there's a there is a I really know what
I'm doing. I promise you. I know what I'm doing. Guys,
I promise you. I'm promise I won't hurt him.

Speaker 17 (01:16:51):
I've got gear, I got first aid kids, i got
mad when you when you fall as a ride playing
with us.

Speaker 7 (01:17:03):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba. The Wheel of.

Speaker 13 (01:17:25):
Meat may be dead, but starting January sixth, get ready
to get straight cash on the wheel of bundles bit
suid Bucks. On the Rick Budge's.

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
Show, Bubba, we had mentioned that you were saying that
you didn't feel like you were over medicated or had
had a long medical history.

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
And uh, and I noticed you had you have it
in your iPhone. Yeah, I keep well, what's a record
of it? And as a matter of fact, you were
asking me about checking. I always talked to the pharmacist
when possible, and I have form when possible, I have form. Well,
sometimes in the drive through it's like, my gosh, let
me just get out of here.

Speaker 6 (01:18:07):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:18:07):
And then I have pharmacist friends who I always confer.

Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
With two and say, hey, what is this all right?

Speaker 18 (01:18:14):
Here?

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
What's to deal with this?

Speaker 7 (01:18:16):
You know?

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
Not that I have a lot to confer with them on.
Did they tell you flu and seeing there would make
you crazy when you asked them? They have since I've
taken it. Yeah, yeah, late with that worthing. Yeah they weren't.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
They weren't with me when I was talking you down
from a gas pump. They weren't a whole lot of
help to me. Then, So what all you got? Yeah,
so let's rode through what all had what all of
you had done? Let me what all of you had done.
I think you've left some out.

Speaker 6 (01:18:43):
No I have not.

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
We'll figure it out. We'll be the judge of that, sir.

Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
In nineteen eighty four, I had my moler my what's
the teeth wisdom? Wisdom, teeth cut out?

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:18:54):
In ninety two, I had sign a surgery in ninety uh.
In two thousand and two I had signed a sir.
Both of them very successful, I might add uh. In
two thousand and five, I had a knee surgery. In
two thousand and six, I had a knee surgery, that's all.

Speaker 4 (01:19:08):
What about this thing where your foot?

Speaker 6 (01:19:09):
Huh?

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
What about the thing where your foot? I had had
surgery in your elbow? Then you have something done.

Speaker 5 (01:19:13):
Oh I had a I had a shock wave therapy.
But that's not a that's not a big deal that
five five count?

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
No, you don't. What about what about me get altered?
What abound or something? What about your what about your elbows?

Speaker 6 (01:19:24):
Huh?

Speaker 4 (01:19:25):
What about mate? What about your tennis elbow and all that?

Speaker 5 (01:19:27):
Well, it has hurt from time to time. If you
had it worked on, well, yeah, you get treatment on it.
But I hadn't had surgery on it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
Right, But you've had a release. Have you popped back
some some some feel good pills for it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:19:39):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (01:19:39):
I've had some anti inflammatory some shots from time to time.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
Okay, that's all. Now what do we take keep Do
you all keep a record every time you get a shot? No, well,
I don't get a whole lot of it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
I mean that's the usually not in my daily schedule. Yeah,
I don't. I don't have two thirty shots. So so
now what don't either?

Speaker 4 (01:20:01):
Now what are we taking? Live surgeries?

Speaker 6 (01:20:03):
And what you say?

Speaker 4 (01:20:04):
Let's vert.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
Let's just root because it'll be too complicated if we
do everything. Let's just talk about the daily.

Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
Okay, I tell you every day every day we pop
these every day most of the days by touring, which
is what is cholesterol. And my cholesterol is now perfect, right?
And that was this was before what well, it's not
it's not gonna it's not gonna cut it in half.
I mean it only helps a little bit. Uh ben

(01:20:32):
a car which is blood pressure, because my blood pressure
just got out of whacker one.

Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
It's good now. And I call that the speedy factor.

Speaker 9 (01:20:39):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
And then I had the crazy drug singulator I was taking. No,
I take pretty much every day last night that is
the three uh away. And then pro vidual for sleep.

Speaker 4 (01:20:49):
Now what is pro vidual? That is sleep regulation? It's
just forward. What about sepop that was prescribed? That ain't
that was?

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
That?

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
Ain't a drug?

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
You have to have a prescription drug, Campvely, I mean
it's just an air pump.

Speaker 4 (01:21:06):
What about multi vitamin?

Speaker 9 (01:21:07):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
You know, I don't take a multi vitamin near enough
that you'll pop some of those back whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
Now, and then I tell when I remember to take it.
What multi vitamins are not? Good for you. Now, well
I'm just orange too. Do I need to list that? No,
I'm not Apple. What about you.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
Tell you said daily stuff? Well, now now I'm ready
to move beyond that. Now I'm talking about stuff just
rolls through.

Speaker 5 (01:21:30):
Every Now you're talking about just when needed types. Yeah,
has some arthritis and medicine.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
Is it prescribed? Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:21:36):
Yes it is?

Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
Uh there and say it hurt. I can't say that,
Daddy hurt. Give me some feel good? It's a mobic
is the you get it from rush?

Speaker 7 (01:21:45):
No? I did not.

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
But you know what I did feel better about.

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
You made somebody at the gas station about when uh
you know, when Andy Phillips was here, I was talking
to him about when they have He.

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
Said, who's the guy that stands out there in that
weird hauling.

Speaker 5 (01:22:02):
When Amy Phillips is here? Former New York Yankee now
Cincinnati Red. I said, when you guys get sore, when
you get tired, when you get hurt, and you get arthritis,
what do.

Speaker 4 (01:22:11):
You take You're comparing yourself to world class athletes every
day he needed a bump.

Speaker 5 (01:22:17):
You know what I tell who he calls Roger Clement,
what I thought. What I thought was if the New
York Yankees have researched it. What is a good anti inflammatory,
anti pain medicine?

Speaker 7 (01:22:27):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
You know, why not inquire and find out what they do?
Just try to learn. Also ask about their stretching. But
what's her number?

Speaker 7 (01:22:35):
One? Six?

Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
No, those two are just four daily, two that will
come in and out. Five If you want to catch
the count the sea path prescribed, it was a prescribed apparatus.

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
Would you Would you agree though, that the two that
come and go you take at least once or twice
a week.

Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
No, I almost say that if you got a bandage
on every day.

Speaker 5 (01:22:56):
Now, that's compression therapy forre myess, it appears hers to
me rice rest ice, compression elevation.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
Everybody knows that. But here's the only thing. It just
appears to me. I'm an old man and I have
to have it, and I love you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
But there seems to be a trend here which we've
all heard of before with a very famous person. It
appears Bubba needs some things to make get him to
rest and things to get him back up.

Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
No, nothing to what's that? E? Yeah, I won't be long.

Speaker 5 (01:23:27):
I want to be walking around with a suitcase for Bubba.
But I listen, here's the good news. The ben a
Car and the Vitorian are very close to going away.
If I lose a few more pounds. That was our
goal is to get off of that. Because the numbers
have got right. We just need to make sure we
can hold them there with weight.

Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
What about them? We came roaring out of those holidays
and you not got back up a little bit?

Speaker 5 (01:23:49):
Well, I know, that's thank goodness warm weathers to getting
here and get out and exercise.

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
What you're saying is, if you can get back down
to where your weight was, you might be.

Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
I gained a few pounds over the holiday, I know,
and I'm working right now off.

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
But if you can get back down there. But it
wasn't a lot. It's like five ten pounds, yeah, five
eight something you have drog for line.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
No, No, it's let's say that the number. Let me say,
now you put a decade on I know ten not
quiet about six pounds?

Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
Six pounds? That means that means to him. Now you
start doing a check in with you on the number.
You remember that time I told you what we all know.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
Anytime somebody tells you the way two ninety eight, they
over three Yeah, they just can't say it. I know.

Speaker 4 (01:24:35):
Do you have been back?

Speaker 7 (01:24:36):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
You just can't say three? Do you have the pharmacy on?
Like on your favorites? Your speed doll? I'm sure for
the refills, Oh you have a lot, that's seven refills.
Well he don't, I don't have. He's such a speed doll.
He's such a regular.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
Now, you know you don't have You remember when Norm
have a favorite? That's what you remember when Norm would
walk in contact. You remember when Norm would walk into
cheers and he had his own seat and he was
a regular. He'd have to hassle like everybody else. Yeah,
here's Norm.

Speaker 4 (01:24:59):
You know what he cause a pharmacy? Which one you need? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
Right now he's got a number of the rest of
those don't even have. Yeah, probably a sail he got
He's got a sail number. Yeah, this is this is
a sleepy weasel with all of it. How about sleepy
weasel is calling?

Speaker 9 (01:25:16):
If you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
Each other way station premium. Well, the good news is
my nose not running. I am awake. You're not sore, right,
my blood is not thick of syrup at the moment, right,
and uh you know right?

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
Aw we forgot about the bleed out. You didn't have
that on there when you when you had to go
to the hospital because you were bleeding.

Speaker 4 (01:25:42):
Yeah, you about dying.

Speaker 7 (01:26:09):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
Twenty minutes after the hour cooks past control Best of
Fricking Bubba Show.

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
I hope you're enjoying this trip down memory lane. Here's one.
Here's the title.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
It says speedy mix misspeaks again. That's got a good
go check it out, The best of Ricking Bubba. Hey,
you know I heard the guys talking about in the
Kickff Hour. I's been a while ago, you know how
we always have these little markers that we talked about,
how time is flying? Do you realize the Malaysian jet
went down a year ago? That is unripe ago. I
mean that seems like we were just looking for that

(01:26:59):
thing weeks ago.

Speaker 4 (01:27:01):
I mean there's still no trace. Guys, let's talk about
that no trace.

Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
I mean, and look, I'm not some conspiracy guy, but
I mean it's starting to be weird.

Speaker 5 (01:27:10):
Rick seven forty seven should not disappear off face of
the earth. I mean, we said the engine itself was
tracking and sent data back to the manufacturer.

Speaker 4 (01:27:20):
How do we not know where it is? All Right?

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
I got to talk about this again because I want
I got to wrap my mind to run it. First
of all, there's a lot of water out there, and
it's a big place. There's a lot of big water. Yeah,
and we know the pilot, for whatever reason we believe,
went rogue, right and just well.

Speaker 5 (01:27:36):
It seems like it was somebody you every we didn't
have some kind of weird paperwork that we found his
paperwork and he didn't have anything on his calendar past
that day.

Speaker 4 (01:27:43):
Well is that real that? Who knows? Maybe that was
in second life, but it seems to be Did somebody
say that?

Speaker 3 (01:27:50):
It seems to me it just sounds like a creepy movie,
doesn't it. But anyway, so it just it just makes me.
It just stirs my spirit in a bat like yogurt lab.
But but what I'm saying is this, we have not
found one trace of this Malaysian airliner. Now there's the
most obvious and most probable scenario. Pilot goes rogue, takes

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them off course, drives them out into the middle of nowhere,
runs out of fuel or whatever, dive bombs into a
place out in the water with very rough waters, very
difficult to find, needle in the haystack, et cetera. Then
you get into the other theories. Yes, it went off course.
Maybe it was forced off You.

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
Do have technical problems and something went awry. That that's
your early stages. Then you got pilot went rogue right.

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
On his own right.

Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
Then you got well, I didn't go row, somebody forced
him off course. We know it went off course, that
we flew for hours.

Speaker 4 (01:28:49):
Well we say that, but we don't. We can't really
ever decide which way it went right.

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
Yeah, we don't know where it went, but we know
it went off course. Well because we looked on the court.

Speaker 4 (01:28:59):
This ain't there. We've looked where we think it went.

Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
All right, uh so, but it's a lot of water.
I got that, But I can't get out of my
mind just possibly something. I mean, I didn't I never
watch the show lost, and I understand that maybe that
was better. I know it was good for a while,
But didn't it get that weird? Didn't it get too
weird too?

Speaker 4 (01:29:18):
I mean it was weird from the beginning. But by
the way, if anybody's felling weird to me today, I'm sorry.
I am full to the till I can take in
no more weird oay, my weird cut over.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Now this is a little weird here is that the
battery for the locator beacon for the flight data recorder
had an expiration date of December twenty twelve, more than
a year before the actual flight.

Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
So they're saying the fact that the cock piss cock. Wow,
get to it, buddy, keep going, the battery voice recorder
was working. It's really you didn't just say the word
what you said it? Yeah? What what a combination? What

(01:30:05):
a combination that over there? For me wanted to have
been just saying storm pill.

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
Why do we not let you read green Eggs and
Ham if you could just send storm pilled?

Speaker 4 (01:30:14):
Today, I got my computer up. I'm gonna read it
right here. Here's what I happened. I'll tell you what happened.
Here's the heck of it. Tell you what crash your plane?
I mean, Rick, I don't want to go were, but
let me tell you about that. You get right on
the auto followed that crashing for sure. I got this.

(01:30:35):
If you have the floor look out, you know somebody
was just driving. I don't think I.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
Don't they have a restroom, don't they have commercial breaks.
Just seriously, he got he even got his news voice.

Speaker 6 (01:30:56):
Let me.

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
What I got up there on? Greg? This is my Greg,
this is my We're talking about a somewhat serious topic. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
Uh, A bunch of people missing, So I'll be serious
about it. Over two hundred something people gone.

Speaker 4 (01:31:11):
I almost swallowed my tongue, So that's not helping him
finding it though. It so it was out.

Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
Let me see if I can translate that the battery
was outdated on the beacon and for some reason they
they let it remain outdated, like over a year from
when this.

Speaker 4 (01:31:33):
Flight ever took off. Yeah, it seems like you about it. Well,
I reckon, I'll tell you. Let me tell you what
they got here. I'm thirty nine on three nine. OK.

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
But what I'm saying is, do you think do you
think that does that add to conspiracy? Because to me,
it seems like I come in, I'm the guy works
on the plane.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
Hey, the beacon.

Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
You know, in case God forbid that the plane goes down,
our beacon batteries has been out dated for a year.
Somebody said, hey, Runner, we need to we need to
get that replaced.

Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
Well, how they even let you fly without that? You
know what I mean. That's gotta be some kind of
safety violence. Is there not a rule or something? Hey,
don't let that battery go bad.

Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
I wanted every time I turn around somebody tell me
to check my my batteries and my smoke alarm. That's true,
I mean we would the nut chirp. There's no is
there no public service announcement. Don't forget to check your
battery and your beacon.

Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
Look at it. Yeah, I can't believe my rick.

Speaker 5 (01:32:24):
My fire alarm in the basement will wake me up
in the middle of the night chirping because the battery
needs replacing. But a seven forty seven, they'll just let
it ride, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
Oh, well, you think sitty you were reading it? The
good news is about its speeding up.

Speaker 5 (01:32:37):
The front where the pilots were. How did they look
at it? Well, here's the good news. Here's the good news.

Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
Here's the text that says, maybe maybe a lot of
people missed it because I just hadbody saying guys, I'm sorry.
I've never left the show. What's next, Dungeon and Dragons,
I've had to check you out. I'm now trying to
feel less weird by listening to Barry Manelow and John
Diver for something right, So it may mean Speedy's last time. Well, yeah,
you brought us back. You shook us right back. Yeah,

(01:33:06):
boy boy, serious to try and get the bottom of this, man,
it's one thing to say the second word you said.
The fact you had it with the first word at
any combos for quite a blooper.

Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
Serious, you sit there and tell what it adds to
the weariness. The battery on the you know where they
had it. Here's here's a license pilot.

Speaker 3 (01:33:44):
Maybe that he could maybe you talk about something else
here you go, license pilot.

Speaker 4 (01:33:48):
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
Speedy has answered the question, though what happened? You have
to go to the rest of But Caleb, let's talk
about this battery.

Speaker 6 (01:33:58):
Yeah, going, We're good.

Speaker 4 (01:34:00):
It's been I thought last week's now carried over. I
guess this is who we are now you have to
declare that. Uh yeah, well, you know with the with
the battery on the locator, there's uh. The problem is
many times when.

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
You're working on airplanes like that, which I've worked on
for a long time, you they're really hard to get to.
So you know, they'll go to the checklist.

Speaker 4 (01:34:23):
Okay, we got to replace this battery. It's in the cockkit. Okay,
Well they try to get you. Well, it's really hard
to get to and they just they.

Speaker 19 (01:34:29):
Just skipped it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
Sometimes a lot of pilots mean a lot of mechanics.
So there's no there's no yall, there's no law.

Speaker 5 (01:34:33):
But but Dave, if I skip an old change right
on three thousand miles, I'm all right to four or five.
I might go six and the tight I shouldn't be
skipping things on an airplane.

Speaker 4 (01:34:47):
I want a seven, seven.

Speaker 6 (01:34:53):
Bigger than that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
Let me tell you about let me tell you about these.
So this is this is a scenario you, Dave, This
is the scenario you just presented. I'm working, I can't
read right now. Where are the people who Where are
the people who work on planes? Somebody looks on the
checklist and I say, hey, at battery, I'm the locator man,
I thinks probably probably needs to be changed. And somebody went,

(01:35:15):
what a hassle if we crashed it on my thing?
Find us and then you think we're there, I'm gonna
crash and what a hassle. I don't feel like trying
to get up in there and try to find that thing.

Speaker 18 (01:35:23):
So you said exactly what I said this morning off air,
and I didn't want to take it so far with everybody,
but I mean, and this is not this is not him.
Probably hard worker, okay, but let's face it, our society
these days are as lazy as we can get.

Speaker 7 (01:35:53):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
Quick look back to yesterday at the Bill Bubba Bussy
birthday celebration courts away from the show. Mardy Bubba continues,
because you are allowed to celebrate your birthday for a
minimum of three days. So as we yesterday, some things
were got to kind of going crazy. Like we said,
those of you that have visited the broadcast plaza, those

(01:36:37):
of you that are visiting today and watching outside, if
you hang around to the actual live show being over
at that point, you will see that Rick and Bubba
stopped playing around and like real work begins for the
most part. And so I unfortunately got bogged down in
some work that had a deadline on it that had
to be done since I kind of handled Rick and

(01:36:58):
Bubba special projects, and I was unable to make the
Bubba lunch uh to uh to to go out and
eat for lunch. So everybody else went well.

Speaker 5 (01:37:08):
We had lunch planned, Rick, and we saw that you
got bogged down and had a lot on your plate.
So we did, like any good friends would do, We
left you with it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
Well, you know what you did.

Speaker 3 (01:37:16):
You did the boys of company seat. If you've ever
seen that movie when the man steps on a land
mine that is pressure released and you hear the click,
and he looks at all his buddies, and of course
there's the guy in charge, which would have been you yesterday,
mister lunch planner, who screamed that person.

Speaker 4 (01:37:32):
Is a dead man.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
Let's go on, yes, and uh and uh and and
it got real quiet here at the broadcast plazas. I
was left here all along, And so later I started
trying to talk to bubb and apologize that I couldn't
make it and kind of explain everything that happened and
give him updates. And he said, have you talked to
Don want de Marco Williams? And I said, no, I
have not, and uh and then I'll let you just

(01:37:54):
take it from there. About you your lunch yesterday, Well.

Speaker 4 (01:37:57):
You know, don One gets us in a lot of trouble.

Speaker 5 (01:37:59):
Said he has a very infectious laugh, and when he
gets to laughing, and I see him in trouble. You
start trying to pile on and it happens here on
the show a lot. And uh sometimes D's humor, you know,
he needs to laugh at some things more, some less.
And uh you know, so I blame D for a
lot of times when we get off the path. But uh,
yesterday we had a great lunch. We had a group

(01:38:19):
and I don't remember how many people went, maybe seven
or eight we had around the table. Uh, you know,
great group lunch. We're having a good time. All the
food was wonderful, and uh is this we got wrapped up?
I mean we were done. I had signed the ticket
and uh, you know, we were treating some of our
folks that work here to lunch and uh, ready to go.

(01:38:43):
And I mean I'm just about to push away from
the table and I hear the beating of a drum
coming and I and my eyes a lot to speedy
immediately who just went to the quote bathroom? Oh yes,
And I just up to my head and said, hey, thanks.

Speaker 4 (01:39:02):
Right, I'll get you. And he's given that to do
what talking about on.

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
Wanted my birthday buddy to get a I could tell
he was still hungry kind of like I can tell
with you, he kind of started eating like people's other
people's food they didn't eat, you know, wanted to.

Speaker 4 (01:39:17):
You got that.

Speaker 3 (01:39:17):
It was like sitting on the counter or the table.
I hate to see a mushroom, right, and I'm thinking
he's still hungry. He needs a little ball of ice cream.
You've learned all the quirks about about us, so much
beyond our eating quirks, like yeah, you know that when
I asked that, I say only want want one biscuit,
you've informed everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:39:35):
He wants a surprise, right. He wants to know there's
more food. You don't want run out of I don't
want to ask for.

Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
It, and don't run out of drinks, and don't go
out and buy groceries. Just get stuff put in there
so he can go find.

Speaker 4 (01:39:44):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:39:45):
So I hear the drum coming, and it is that
group that we always love to see when we're the restaurant.
And it doesn't matter what kind of restaurant you're at.
They've got a group, oh boy, and they come and
they're gonna make noise, and.

Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
That that.

Speaker 5 (01:40:02):
Right, and they're gonna put funny little hats on your
head and all that.

Speaker 4 (01:40:06):
Some of them even put an animal on your head.

Speaker 5 (01:40:07):
Sure, and and and they you know, uh and with that,
you get a little bowl of ice cream, you know,
and it's very thoughtful, you know, it's it's what I
would call up, you know, a scoop of ice cream,
maybe a scoop and.

Speaker 4 (01:40:22):
A little birthday even when they bring you a cake,
it's a little tiny cat. Yeah, it's not a bowl.
It's a scoop. Birthday happy is all. It is a
little birthday happy. So I'm tell you what it is.
It's a chance for you to be made fun of
all your friends.

Speaker 5 (01:40:34):
Right and uh so I'm uh you know when I go, hey,
well how about that ice cream? I think I'll work
that over and finish that off. And we were all talking,
you know the spirit. It's just a great festive mood.
Everybody's happy. You know, we're going to take a nap
because he needs it from getting up early yesterday and
you know, uh where everybody's just joyful. Well, I'm about

(01:40:55):
to push away from the table again. This becomes a
watershed moment every time I try to push away for
the table. And I had a guy bring over a
bill again for the dinner, and I thought, well, I've
already paid. I paid for that, buddy, and uh, and
he said, I've added the ice cream to the bill.
So I look at Speedy again, like, hey, thanks.

Speaker 6 (01:41:15):
Appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (01:41:16):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 6 (01:41:17):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:41:18):
And PAULS and Pauls and paulse you mean to tell
me that you are the birthday boy? Yes, number one,
you bought everybody's lunch, nobody bought yours. Yes, okay, And
now and now I wouldn't let me. And now you're
being billed for your birthday celebration on birthday and and
and we even know it. He just walks up and says,

(01:41:38):
here's your bill.

Speaker 4 (01:41:38):
I opened. Did they even charge for the hat? I
get the bill and I look at it and the drum.

Speaker 5 (01:41:44):
I get the bill and look at it, and there's
a two dollars charge for birthday ice cream on it.

Speaker 4 (01:41:49):
Two bucks.

Speaker 5 (01:41:50):
And at that point I turned to the table and said,
because several people had said what is that, because they
knew I'd already paid, I said that would be the
bill for my birthday ice cream.

Speaker 3 (01:42:01):
And I just felt awful because you were the one
behind it, right, be happy. And then I had to
announce is the restaurant that close to not making budget.
We have to charge for birthday ice cream? Oh those
are your favor No, I can tell you what he said, and.

Speaker 6 (01:42:20):
You know what that was.

Speaker 4 (01:42:21):
I need to get the delight. That was a paraphrase,
and we'll just leave it to that.

Speaker 3 (01:42:26):
You mean, we spent one hundred and twenty bucks in
here and I can't even get a piece of ice cream.

Speaker 4 (01:42:33):
That was the paraphrase. No, it was somebody came up
with with with to George Washington. Let me tell you,
let me tell you what it was. It was about
for the group.

Speaker 5 (01:42:41):
It's about one hundred and eighteen bucks. Okay, which that's
a big lunch.

Speaker 4 (01:42:45):
That's a big one. But you know, we're treating our
friends and people who work. You know what, show me
for the record. I tried to pay. He wouldn't let me.
Thank you, Rick for that. Look yeah, yeah, well I
thought j C didn't work here anymore.

Speaker 7 (01:42:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:43:00):
Well, when Don Juan was elbow give him, was trying
to pay with it, trying to pay it with him
alligator arms. I mean, don one was giving me like
his library cards. They give us the card that will work. Somebody,
somebody came up with two bucks for the man. I
didn't know how much it costs a clear cross the
other's way.

Speaker 7 (01:43:19):
I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:43:19):
D did offer to pay with an Amco card. Uh So, well,
that ice cream was less than in the gap. But
you know, mearly, it just hit me a little strange.

Speaker 5 (01:43:30):
We've just spent one hundred and eighteen dollars on lunch,
and now I'm being hit with the ice cream bill.
And you know, sometimes rick things like that will get
to me a little bit, just on principle, right, And
uh so, at that point, I decided that I was
going to get my two dollars back by collecting all
the straws on the table. People had used to take
them home and wash them and reused to And that's

(01:43:56):
when we got into the whole thing. And then it
turned into a whole comedy bit. I started acting like
I was gonna put the salt shaker in my pocket,
and I was gonna clean the plate off and put
it in my shirt and walk out with it.

Speaker 4 (01:44:10):
You mean that, Yeah, that's kind of that's not that's
kind of gold.

Speaker 3 (01:44:15):
No punt attend I mean, I mean, the man's spend
one hundred and eighteen bucks since his birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:44:20):
And well, no, let me tell you. We got to
shake him down for that scoop ice cream. Let me
tell you what's worth.

Speaker 5 (01:44:25):
And this this may be where it may be impossible
to go back and eat now after this.

Speaker 3 (01:44:30):
Right, Oh, so you're gonna go ahead and go one
more stuff? Well, you know, because you did it for
me now, because you being well now and I appreciate it.
This is where this is where it went to.

Speaker 5 (01:44:37):
You know, me and I believe in being a good
tipper absolutely whenever possible. And uh, you know, I won't
go into that whole story. We've covered that. So but
I had put a tip on the one hundred and
eighteen dollars bill that I thought was pretty good at
the time when I filled it out. But now after
I get this bill back, do you tip for the

(01:44:57):
ice cream?

Speaker 4 (01:44:58):
Well, let me this is what I say.

Speaker 5 (01:44:59):
And we had all this go on and everybody's laughing
and cutting up. I can't remember what I put down
for the tip on the last bill, So I take
a guess. Now, I will say my heart was not
in the same mood it was when I gave the
one hundred and eighteen dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:45:14):
You were not a joyful giver given.

Speaker 5 (01:45:15):
So probably what happened is our regular bill was one
eighteen with a nice tip on it. It went to
one hundred and twenty with a less of a tip
on it, and I thought, you know, and I wasn't
trying to short the goal.

Speaker 3 (01:45:28):
I see they redid the whole bill. Oh yeah, they
didn't just give you two dollars. No, no, no, they
reprinted the whole thing. So and I cannot remember at
that time what the other tip was.

Speaker 20 (01:45:37):
So I take a guess, and you were less joyful.
Now I was less joy around around his mouth expensive.
I wanted to hat still on, and I wanted him
to be happy. Did he eat his ice cream with
that hat? Dad took his little picture with the polaroid,
put a little good We got it.

Speaker 4 (01:45:51):
On the website. I think I photo of the day,
so yesterday. So now now I know they're going to think, oh, well,
we charged with ice cream tip up. But uh, you
know what that that ain't a bad lesson. Can I
tell you that? I know you didn't mean it, but
there might God might have done that.

Speaker 5 (01:46:07):
Well, I will just say, in the big in the
big arena of customer service, I think that's a terrible
thing to do.

Speaker 4 (01:46:14):
I'll let me say that you can beat tap. Can
I tell you this?

Speaker 5 (01:46:17):
I tell you what do you go up on every
meal in there a dime? And when you give away
ice cream for a birthday, let it be on the
house because that bill will steal your birthday joy.

Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
Steal your birthday joy.

Speaker 5 (01:46:34):
And you feel like taking your little hat and throw
it right in the fire under that grill.

Speaker 3 (01:46:38):
Here's what I did too, because this is and I
appreciate that salt shaker.

Speaker 4 (01:46:43):
Yeah, I'm going back get the pepper today.

Speaker 3 (01:46:50):
The thing about it was, I'd got the heads up
that and all I knew I had something to do
with ice cream.

Speaker 4 (01:46:56):
I didn't know the whole story.

Speaker 3 (01:46:57):
Yeah, So I just called don One. I'd heard he'd
been just slaved by whatever happened, and he fished upon.
I said, hey, I don't know what's wrong with Bubba,
And he said, and he already knows something's covered And
then he said what, And I said, I was gonna
take him and get ice cream.

Speaker 4 (01:47:11):
Says I missed the lunch.

Speaker 7 (01:47:11):
He's all mad at me, ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (01:47:35):
In case you've just shown us, Speedy has admitted to
all the guys on the program that on the drive
to work today that he listened to the Human League.

Speaker 4 (01:47:42):
I mean, I'm sorry, he listened.

Speaker 3 (01:47:43):
To Thomas and Thompson twins and from the eighties and
enjoyed it. Turned it up, sing with it, pump gas,
pump gas. All right here, Rick, he's throwing his fist
in there on that Rick where people could hear him,
people saw him. Yeah, he drives, He drives a call
of beauty, jeep, what you're supposed to not have? Times

(01:48:05):
and twins even available in it?

Speaker 4 (01:48:07):
And well I thought it came with a filter. It's
wonder the tires to go flat.

Speaker 3 (01:48:11):
Well, I know, And look, this is one of my
ideals where listen to this, listen to that, but listen
to the worst you speedlessten to the worst, speedy speedy.

Speaker 4 (01:48:22):
If your football teams are listening right now, yeah, well
you know what they are. They know, I'm they just
not hear. What they know is that you're you're acting
one way and living another.

Speaker 6 (01:48:34):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (01:48:34):
Rick's living a lot. You you are, you are, you
are to be ashamed. Hold on, it's hidden right now.
Rick's fist up there.

Speaker 3 (01:48:49):
All right, now, I'm sorry, that just one of my
songs and that hold Me. Now that's two songs, which
means you're like a group that's different.

Speaker 4 (01:48:57):
Well, look is it'm working on your phone. If they
were play I think you may want to Greg, if
they were playing at.

Speaker 3 (01:49:02):
City, if they were playing at city stages, he would go, yeah,
say everything I heard.

Speaker 4 (01:49:11):
He has stopped support.

Speaker 3 (01:49:14):
I don't know who this person is, and I won't
say they are a Scott No, no, it's somebody who
knows you from your your childhood through your teen years,
Greg Burgess. Now, Greg, Greg, if this is true, you
and I, our relationship has changed. Okay, Greg, this is
one of the songs that I probably disliked the most. Yeah,

(01:49:36):
mister from from the eighties.

Speaker 4 (01:49:37):
And we grew up in the someone else saying I
like something, not me. We grew We grew up in
the eighties in the eighties. Was it was, it was,
it was.

Speaker 3 (01:49:47):
Well, he's including Kate's in this that he liked the
song too. When we were growing up, We lived, We
grew up. We grew up in the seventies and eighties,
and you know that that was quite a montage of
great music and horrifying music.

Speaker 4 (01:49:59):
It was extremes.

Speaker 3 (01:50:00):
By the way, Yeah, according to this this texture, the
real Greg Burgess used to sing the song and liked
take on.

Speaker 4 (01:50:10):
Me by aha, uh huh, that is not true. Yeah,
never liked that song. Whytch person seeing this, I might
have been making fun of it if I sing it.
I never liked this. I believe that AHAs Take on
Me is one of the most most I know the song.
I know all kinds of songs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, whatever, mister.

Speaker 3 (01:50:30):
I disliked this song as much as you can dislike this.
By the way, Rick, I hate the song if I could,
if I could take it off the face of the earth,
I would. Just a guy you were trying to think of, Hey, Grey,
what was the song you see? So you're saying this,
but this emailers just this texture. We were all drinking
or something. I don't remember. Okay, I didn't like that song.

(01:50:52):
You were might have been making fun of it. We
might have been funnling beer something.

Speaker 7 (01:50:55):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:50:55):
It was an eighties now now I can imagine Case
getting his low voice went ca sing all kinds of stuff.
Really don't mean you like it?

Speaker 7 (01:51:02):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:51:03):
Okay, all right, now? What is this song you mean
you like? I don't know that. It's a guy's name.
I think it's a single artist. Oh, I think I
know it. I wouldn't even be good.

Speaker 3 (01:51:12):
Is that is it?

Speaker 21 (01:51:12):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (01:51:12):
Nick? And you Hershall? Yeah? That's it?

Speaker 3 (01:51:16):
You like now?

Speaker 4 (01:51:16):
Is that same? He's a little bit. I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:51:18):
I wouldn't go by it. But when it comes on
the radio, came home on my way to work that day,
I thought, you know, I kind of like that.

Speaker 4 (01:51:24):
Okay, Greg, listen to that. Wait a minute, let it start.
It ain't bad. It is a glass house right here.
God man, I ain't mad.

Speaker 3 (01:51:37):
I'm bad.

Speaker 4 (01:51:38):
It's a lot better than that girl crap is better
than the times. No, let me row, Let me row.
Everybody's room likes, of course everything. They love it, lating sult.
I got a good agreement back to.

Speaker 19 (01:51:51):
The like you like that?

Speaker 6 (01:51:54):
Faith in it?

Speaker 4 (01:51:57):
Great face, that's awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:51:59):
Greg thinks me.

Speaker 4 (01:52:00):
Want to do how much I liked it? Till now?
When when's he getting inducted into Rocker Hall of Fame?
Well he got one here here it is right here.
You got to look at who's in there.

Speaker 20 (01:52:15):
What do you do it?

Speaker 19 (01:52:16):
Greg?

Speaker 4 (01:52:17):
I didn't know the dance came with it. Gra that danced,
so you admit to that song.

Speaker 3 (01:52:22):
Now, what is this thing you and Bubble were when
you are discussing something and got Greg's attention.

Speaker 4 (01:52:26):
Okay, I like, I am embarrassed. I liked the group
Human League.

Speaker 6 (01:52:31):
My good.

Speaker 4 (01:52:32):
I'm not saying I locked Human League. Now Greg looked over.
But Greg, you had a face when he said, yeah,
which one you don't?

Speaker 1 (01:52:38):
I like?

Speaker 4 (01:52:38):
Don't you want me? You like human They were a
couple of songs that were I gotta got Human I
got it.

Speaker 3 (01:52:49):
See this is just aha, take on me. It's a
different group. I could stab the song.

Speaker 4 (01:52:55):
I would think you're making fun of the Tops of Twins.
Gregg is a sangry stuff. Well get your door. I
think it's the Tops of Twins to see it. Oh,
Bro was over with his dread. He didn't fit in
the band. Listen, drink you like this sung. I'm not

(01:53:21):
saying I like it, but it are like that you
can hang out. I've known you since your birth and
everything just changed.

Speaker 6 (01:53:30):
You like that stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:53:31):
Nuts about it? But what was the first one they had?
Unt if you want me?

Speaker 9 (01:53:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:53:35):
But hold what was the one for that? Ins? And
I hated that one went down? Do you see how mother.
I tried to help him.

Speaker 3 (01:53:49):
But let me say this, Bubba, Cursey'll back on fun
of me. Don't say another word. Don't say another word
Thompson twin Listen.

Speaker 1 (01:53:57):
I won't.

Speaker 4 (01:53:57):
I won't make curse. Y'all burn on for me today.
So I was doing fascinating. Yeah, stop, Bubba, let me
be clear. I didn't. Let me be clear. Bubba has
established that he will like any music I didn't like.
I'm not on him, but some of y'all this shame Rick.

Speaker 6 (01:54:13):
Here you go.

Speaker 8 (01:54:13):
Listen, human, we used to make fun of this one
where that could be a Paul Abdul song.

Speaker 4 (01:54:24):
Listen to what you're liking. Listen.

Speaker 3 (01:54:26):
I don't like this.

Speaker 4 (01:54:28):
I mean greg, no one like you allowed to like that.
I didn't like that one. You you like humans? I
like human? A little bit of what was the other one?
If it seems a little bit. This is where music,
This is where music was punished. I don't like it

(01:54:50):
at all. Why say you what?

Speaker 2 (01:55:01):
I hate you?

Speaker 4 (01:55:05):
I am not able to hand all right, here here's
the card. You're okay with that, you're okay with speaking
in a voice like a puppet. They did a puppet.

Speaker 7 (01:55:38):
Ricking Bubba Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 4 (01:55:55):
Are you ready for.

Speaker 7 (01:55:57):
The Rick Burgess Show?

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Speaker 3 (01:56:09):
Six minutes after the hour, you're listening to the Cooks,
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enjoying it. I'm enjoyed. I've been here by myself. Catch
myself laughing out loud. You know it's a good one
when that happens on deck one of my favorite and
you will definitely laugh at this when in turn Bruiser
gets a speeding ticket.

Speaker 4 (01:56:24):
Check it out on the Best of Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 3 (01:56:27):
Our job when Brewser came here, was teaching about this business,
but was also to embrace him laffless and make him
into a new mate.

Speaker 4 (01:56:35):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:56:35):
And one of the things that he had to overcome
was his fear of driving on the interstate. He's overcome
that fear, but I understand maybe overcame it more than
we all had.

Speaker 7 (01:56:43):
Hope.

Speaker 4 (01:56:43):
Yeah, what happened. Anyway, I was hoping my mom wouldn't
say anything. Well that's too late for that. But anyhow,
I didn't say your mother said anything about it. That's
somebody tell me And it was my mom. You don't
know that she told me. She sent you an email.
We can look at police record, do me, mom. We
know a lot of that gallegus any hoop. As some

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of you know, I went and saw Polly Shore on Friday.
Bruce was hanging with the Weasel any who.

Speaker 21 (01:57:19):
He was at the comedy club at the Startup and
me and a friend went and after the show, we
were going to get in the car, and uh, he's
and he said that he really had to go to
the bathroom. And I said, well, why don't you just
use the one inside? He said, I don't use public
restrooms at all.

Speaker 4 (01:57:38):
I'm not shocked by what's the comedy cup starting.

Speaker 3 (01:57:41):
Went like it was some Yeah, I know that's what
it was. It was beyond just it was trying to
picture y'all two together. Okay, okay, yeah. By the way,
was this a douce or something had to be? Was
this a situation?

Speaker 4 (01:57:53):
I don't know what if he won't if he won't
go singular, it was number one, he won't you a
bathroom dropping the boys? Gosh, you can go behind the
dumb st if it's one. That was my point. That's point.

Speaker 5 (01:58:09):
I understand you try to kind of avoid public but
in general, in general, but you say I don't want.

Speaker 21 (01:58:21):
Yeah, I think you observe it anyway. So he lives
back in Irondale, where I do.

Speaker 17 (01:58:29):
So what's that's thirty minutes away for those Yeah, and
he didn't know how long he could hold it.

Speaker 21 (01:58:36):
So we're like, okay, well what's the shortest distance? So
we plug it up on the GPS, and apparently the
back roads were the shortest. I don't know, so why
why was anyway? So basically I wasn't familiar with the
way I was going because I usually go, you know,
this way to go.

Speaker 4 (01:58:54):
I thought the back roads were your home. There are
no speed limit signs. I don't know how fast I
was supposed to, but there's supposed to know whether you're
in residential there's.

Speaker 21 (01:59:01):
An overpassive people exiting off. So I'm thinking, you know,
highway go maybe like forty five fifty. So I'm going that, uh,
we're making good time, and I come around.

Speaker 6 (01:59:13):
The whole time.

Speaker 4 (01:59:13):
Is he going yeah? Because yeah, yeah, yeah. He actually
says at one point that his bladder is starting to sting.
Did you tell him, well, is private hedges over there.
I have had it. Brother.

Speaker 21 (01:59:27):
Anyway, we come around this bend and I see the
first steam limit sign that I've seen this whole time,
and it says thirty five.

Speaker 4 (01:59:34):
Like, oh god.

Speaker 21 (01:59:36):
So I start slowing down and I get about forty
five and in my rear view mirror I see the lights.

Speaker 3 (01:59:43):
Whoa you know?

Speaker 7 (01:59:46):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:59:46):
Anyway, uh yeah, did he draw his gun on you?

Speaker 21 (01:59:50):
And uh so we pull over to the side and
then he says, uh, I can't get to you right
here going this driveway, trying to pull right now, so
we well, we pull over in this driveway. He comes over,
you know, licensed registration and all that, and you're nervous
and shake.

Speaker 4 (02:00:11):
Were you nervous and scared? Yeah? Pretty much. Buddy's peating
his pants, you know, because this is like unfortunately, Yeah,
I was a little bruiser, a little tiny braisier. Yes.

Speaker 21 (02:00:22):
Uh So, anyway, he gives me my ticket and everything,
and did he ask you why you were driving so fast?

Speaker 6 (02:00:28):
Why?

Speaker 3 (02:00:28):
They always Yeah, he asked you why you were driving
at that lightning speed of forty five?

Speaker 21 (02:00:33):
Well, see apparently where he where I had gone past him.
He caught me at fifty three. Oh I saw him,
I was going forty five fifty.

Speaker 4 (02:00:43):
Did you tell him your buddy there?

Speaker 21 (02:00:45):
Yeah, And I told you that I wasn't familiar with
the area and I didn't know what the speed limit was,
and I told him about the overpass and everything. So
he goes gets me my ticket and everything. And then
so you got a ticket, Yeah, my first beating ticket.

Speaker 4 (02:01:01):
Did you tell him why you were in a hurry
in a public place using at the start? Because you
mean the guys out putting in those sleeping.

Speaker 3 (02:01:12):
Anyway, which, by the way, he has another ticket, so anyway,
so just like, just just be careful, you know.

Speaker 21 (02:01:20):
So, so the cops just like, be careful and we
won't have any more trouble. I said, thank you, officer.

Speaker 9 (02:01:25):
Everything.

Speaker 21 (02:01:26):
So we're going and we do get to his house everything,
and then we go to knock on the door and
nobody's home.

Speaker 4 (02:01:34):
Nobody's at his house and he still hadn't used the
bathroom home. Does he not have a key?

Speaker 3 (02:01:38):
Key?

Speaker 4 (02:01:39):
He left it at home?

Speaker 21 (02:01:41):
Inside, he using, well, usually his parents are at home,
but they just happened to be at church. So we
called him and asked him how long they were going
to be and they said he took time, he's got
to go to the bathroom. He took time to calls
in his own yard. That that's what he ended up
having to do, after all, after call, after all this,

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we end up still going outside.

Speaker 4 (02:02:03):
I don't even know did he squat when he used
the restroom? I wasn't looking, Okay, so I don't watch
my friends as they peet. Right, that's a good that's
a good line.

Speaker 5 (02:02:15):
Guess how much I bet they're wanting any babes picked
up during the night, Just kidding out, Okay, Bergier, how
much was this pee ended up? How much did it
end up costing you?

Speaker 4 (02:02:27):
One and fifty four dollars? Oh, that's very expensive. You're
making him pay it?

Speaker 21 (02:02:33):
Uh, it would be nice if he could pay some
of it. But I read on there that if you
go ahead and pay it, you don't have to go
to court.

Speaker 4 (02:02:40):
And also.

Speaker 21 (02:02:44):
Apparently understood there is a defensive driving course that you
can take and they won't have to pay.

Speaker 4 (02:02:52):
Please take that. Um, I'm gonna call him and please
go to.

Speaker 3 (02:02:57):
Court and fight it and say the only reason you're
going fast goes a medical murgercy.

Speaker 4 (02:03:01):
Please you can do that, I tell.

Speaker 3 (02:03:03):
You, guys, I gotta tech something I'm concerned about here,
because I mean, he came on this program for us
to try to be good influences, teach him, give him
some confidence and teaching the business.

Speaker 4 (02:03:12):
It wasn't because of you, and we've turned we've turned
him into a wild man. Yeah, I mean, we may
have given him too much too quick. I give you.
I blame Greg.

Speaker 3 (02:03:21):
You're speeding one day, you're stealing the next. You're a
wild man. Now, aren't you let me tell you what
you better learn from this thing? Next time your friends
got to go to the bathroom, you tell him you
go right now. I mean, I don't want to quite
dry up, quit winding about.

Speaker 5 (02:03:30):
You know, you know what'll happen next week and Joe
he's knocking over you know, convenience store, right.

Speaker 4 (02:03:35):
That's next thing. You know, a chrispy Kreme's being robed.

Speaker 3 (02:03:38):
Okay, but listen, listen now. Now browsers got to go
home and tell mom how did that go?

Speaker 4 (02:03:48):
You hide it from her at first? Sorry, Mama, I
got a speed ticket.

Speaker 21 (02:03:52):
No, I just broke it to her, and you take it,
she cried. All she said was I'll get back at
you or something. And then apparently she said she said
email to Greg. So she probably know how she's getting
back at me.

Speaker 4 (02:04:04):
She probably said the same thing I said, he wouldn't
go to the bathroom at the start up. Yeah, that's
what she's I guarantee because it makes perfect But I.

Speaker 5 (02:04:10):
Think you see the classic example. And uh, you know,
as all of our kids get closer to driving, rick
the second round for you, you know your friends are
the ones that will get you in trouble.

Speaker 3 (02:04:19):
Oh absolutely, It's never them, absolutely, But you know what
I tell them when the friends gets you in trouble.
Guess who that's was in trouble.

Speaker 4 (02:04:25):
That'd be number one. But hey, when you're in charge
of the vehicle, you got to you got to learn
to tell people no, this how is gonna go to
my vehicle?

Speaker 21 (02:04:30):
But you know, because of this, I've learned my lesson
and I'm going to try to be a more responsible driver.

Speaker 7 (02:04:57):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (02:05:11):
Yesterday, speaking of life, I had a situation that I
want to openly apologize for. I don't know if I've
done anything.

Speaker 9 (02:05:18):
I don't know what I.

Speaker 3 (02:05:19):
Actually did, but it's obvious that that what I did
was questionable. Uh And and I'm acknowledging that I probably
realized it sooner than I want to think I did. So,
you know how it is around the house, there's always
the And we talked about this even we were doing
commercials with one of our sponsors that's been with us
on and off, you know, emails, and we were talking about,

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you know, there's always that phrase, what we're gonna do
for dinner?

Speaker 4 (02:05:44):
Oh, yeah, what we're gonna do for dinner?

Speaker 3 (02:05:46):
And my wife, who started asking that fairly early in
the day. Yeah, my wife, who's a great cook and
we're very blessed. She makes us great meals. And sometimes
I'll grill a little bit maybe to be a combination.
And then there's course every now and then we're gonna
get something out, okay, And usually that's pretty well defined yesterday.
And as we've said, if you do what we do

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for a living, we live the same hours as senior citizens.
So really when we when we transition to a senior
citizen's not a big transition, no, because we live that
same schedule. Now, we're up when they're up, we sleep
when they sleep, we eat when they eat. When we
go out, and we go to entertain ourselves at the
same time they do. We see the same shows. We're
always that same movie showing that they're at so big

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Big Papa wants to eat early. That's when we normally
eat because I've been up a while. Five bells rick
right and we normally get thirty. My knees are shaking.

Speaker 4 (02:06:37):
It's bad at our house. We normally eat it five
somewhere around five. Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:06:42):
So there was some activity and stuff going on, and
like I said, Jimmy jam, we gotta get this filled out.
We're getting everything ready for you know, fall. And so
I come in from had had been to work out,
which means now I'm real hungry, and I'm coming in
and I walk in and it's just like there's just silence.
There's nothing, and I can see everybody's car and where
is everybody?

Speaker 4 (02:07:01):
So I go, try to look up to you.

Speaker 3 (02:07:04):
So I look around and I and I say that
Cherry's dealing with some kind of filling out something for
a potential vacation we may try to do at Christmas
this year.

Speaker 4 (02:07:13):
And she says, you know, I got to get all
this done. You know, you got to book all this.

Speaker 3 (02:07:15):
Now I'm okay, And so she's in that and then
you know, I find out that that Tasmo's asleep, that
he had he had had some seven on seven football
thing that morning and he had gone and had to
they had to.

Speaker 4 (02:07:26):
Go school shopping, that's what was. So they were all
out of it. And I can't even remember where Big
Love was, but he was in around somewhere.

Speaker 3 (02:07:34):
So I, you know, you have to be careful because
if you ever call what we're gonna eat too quick,
you can get, you can get, you can blow back, Yeah,
you get sent to time to look for it, right,
And so I didn't want to bring it up, but
I noticed there's nothing in the kitchen ready to go.

Speaker 4 (02:07:50):
So I realized, all right, which is fine with me.
I just want to know what we're right, you know,
and if you're like me, I want to start thinking
about it.

Speaker 3 (02:07:58):
Yeah, hey, uh so uh, I'm just wondering what were you?
What you thinking about? What y'all talking? We're talking dinner.
Yet everybody got their Everybody got their own plan. That's
what I usually say, because we'll have that sometimes. Everybody
got their own plan.

Speaker 7 (02:08:14):
Oh, I know.

Speaker 4 (02:08:15):
It was Big Love was going to something.

Speaker 3 (02:08:16):
It was something Wednesday night, so he was going to
eat on his own at doing something at church, and
I said, now we're now we'll get three.

Speaker 4 (02:08:23):
So what sleeping beauty, you and me? What's our plan?
And I finally just had to call it? Yeah, well
what do you now? What do you what would you like? Really,
I'd like to have, you know, fill in the blank.
This restaurant sounds good.

Speaker 9 (02:08:38):
I'm on it.

Speaker 4 (02:08:40):
So I placed the order.

Speaker 3 (02:08:41):
Now I knew as I was driving, I knew I
was in trouble because we're already later than we know low.

Speaker 4 (02:08:48):
So now we're with the normal people. We're not eating
with U senior citizens. Now we're eating with our seats.
I'm sorry. And the person says, can you allow us
thirty minutes?

Speaker 9 (02:08:59):
Now?

Speaker 4 (02:08:59):
Right then that's a takeout red flag? Yeah, well that
means an hour.

Speaker 3 (02:09:04):
And I said thirty minutes. And they were very kind
and love the show and all that was all good
because they know us because we're order from there in
a second. And I said, sure, no problem. You like
their straightforwardness. I did, Yeah, it was very kind. When
I arrive, I notice there's a fire truck. Oh boy,

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another fire truck, some sort of medical vehicle. Jordan, well done,
and I'm like, okay, Well I found out later It
was not that restaurant I was in there that had
the issue, but that whole place was in chaos. It
was actually they sum upstairs they were dealing with. So
I go in again, another red flag. A lot of

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folks standing around to take take out place, I mean
a bunch, and some of them you could tell had
been there.

Speaker 4 (02:09:51):
A while, beginning to get a little wrong. They were
a little bit raw, you know, They've been offered a drink.

Speaker 3 (02:09:56):
And like then I saw the person this is the
one that saw the hurt the most, that drifted away
from the register in the window and went and set
at the table.

Speaker 4 (02:10:04):
Oh, I said, she's at the end of a rope
at the table.

Speaker 9 (02:10:07):
Then you engage.

Speaker 4 (02:10:09):
So what's going on here?

Speaker 7 (02:10:10):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (02:10:11):
In the first person? Though it's bad.

Speaker 3 (02:10:13):
I was supposed to pick up at twenty after and
I and I said, somebody give me a time where
we are I didn't. I left my phone in the car,
which hurt too, And all of a sudden, somebody goes
to their Apple watch. I remember it clearly, says I
got I got six fifty seven, and I went, oh, we're.

Speaker 5 (02:10:31):
We're we may have this rick you're eating at seven
o'clock at night. It's an exciting you're eating in the
middle of the I agree with you.

Speaker 3 (02:10:39):
Now, now let's now start thinking, and it's not about me,
but now let's all start thinking how hungry Big Papa
really is. I'm so hungry now I'm thinking about if
somebody's about to throw U up away?

Speaker 4 (02:10:51):
Yeah, and it's half eaten. Heyt I have you ever
have a little thing off of a plate that somebody
was done with? Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:10:58):
I have.

Speaker 3 (02:10:59):
It was a deper situation and I did, at least
you want them to look clean, though if you do it,
I did at.

Speaker 4 (02:11:04):
Least ask for it. And what happened then it was
a chicken roll up. I remember it vividly.

Speaker 3 (02:11:07):
Oh yeah, man, and one of the they had eaten
two chicken roll ups and they'd left one that has
not been eating at all, and they started to go
to the trash with it. I hold up just a second.

Speaker 4 (02:11:16):
You know, they're starving kids in China and me, if
that's going to end up in the trash, it might
as well end up in my digestive system. Is so
so I'm looking for that.

Speaker 3 (02:11:25):
But every and it's real, real active in there, real active.
So the person comes over and says, would you like
to go ahead and pay sure? Because that gives you
a false hope that it may speed things up. So
when I heard when I heard the number, it sounded normal. Okay,
it sounds yeah, that's that's that's that's pretty much our
normal number when you have three, you know, so no.

Speaker 4 (02:11:48):
Red flag there.

Speaker 3 (02:11:50):
Now people are starting to get I mean, we're now
turning into the children of Israel in the wilderness. We're
complaining a lot, we're you know, we're all no, nobody's happy.
And and then the person that will get their food,
you find yourself just so elated for.

Speaker 7 (02:12:06):
Them, you know.

Speaker 3 (02:12:08):
And then it happened, and I'm real hungry, real real hungry.
I hear my name, and when I look and I
see the number of bags they have, I know.

Speaker 4 (02:12:23):
It can't be right. And I just took it.

Speaker 6 (02:12:27):
You didn't even care.

Speaker 4 (02:12:28):
I did not care. We will eat whatever this is. Now,
you're gonna eat yours in the car.

Speaker 3 (02:12:32):
I would like to apologize to whoever's meal that was uh,
it was clearly not ours. It was a mountain of food.
You must have had a big party and we and
we have it in refrigerators in the house.

Speaker 4 (02:12:46):
Oh we got extra. Usually it goes the other way.
No way three people can consume all that food.

Speaker 1 (02:12:52):
And so.

Speaker 4 (02:12:54):
You know, did I did? I realize probably that we
didn't have three bags? Probably? Did I look to confirm
one way or the other? I did not, because I
didn't want to know the truth. You sort of get
out of there. It was as if Jack.

Speaker 3 (02:13:06):
Nicholson had handed it to me and says, you don't
want you can't handle the truth. Just go with it,
because the truth is you probably your refuge's probably not
ready yet. My name was attached to it. I was
called I was handed bags.

Speaker 4 (02:13:17):
Rick. You got to go with what they give you.

Speaker 5 (02:13:19):
You can't, I mean, you can't run back there in
the kitchen tell them how to do their stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:13:23):
And then when I got home, Cherry said, are you
going back to the truck for more stuff?

Speaker 4 (02:13:30):
And I said, though there's more And uh, she says,
what have you brought home? I said, heaven? Did you
eat some of it on the way? How many rolls
did you eat on the way?

Speaker 7 (02:13:40):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:13:41):
No, I didn't need a roll. I ate somebody's somebody's
euro I ate on the way home. I even I
didn't even worder that but it was very good. The
first thing I looked for you're all over it. You
know what old Tublusious did. First thing I look for
handheld food.

Speaker 4 (02:13:53):
Yeah, I'm top some handhandl on time. What's in here
that I can't eat all the way home? And the
road's easy to identify when you find it in the bag.

Speaker 3 (02:14:01):
Were in Georgia, hummus, it was fabulous. You needed a
lot of chicken, didn't you. Man, you needed a lot
of chickens.

Speaker 7 (02:14:19):
H ricking bubba ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (02:14:46):
Blue jeans baby, all laid laid then.

Speaker 2 (02:14:54):
Seemsless for the band.

Speaker 4 (02:14:56):
This is what I'm talking That's what I'm talking about. This,
This is what I'm It's a.

Speaker 2 (02:15:00):
It's a.

Speaker 4 (02:15:01):
It'd be a nice song to bring him in with
pirates smile. Yeah, we waited on this moment.

Speaker 2 (02:15:07):
You marry him music.

Speaker 4 (02:15:08):
Here is here is my way of Germany. We're over
now by Reda. You must have seen dancing down the
same in the sand dance floor not as big as
the one in doing now seas it.

Speaker 2 (02:15:29):
Always and everybody sing it tom Co new dancing.

Speaker 4 (02:15:37):
I'm calling it all.

Speaker 3 (02:15:39):
No, I don't call it this or you can play
that when he's on break that when everybody needs a thing,
I have your power to call this all.

Speaker 4 (02:15:47):
Has you ever met bresdny cough that was that dancer?

Speaker 19 (02:15:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:15:50):
Yeah, you got it rush Yeah? And when will it
be Speedy?

Speaker 3 (02:15:53):
The you Gregory Huns, Sammy Davis Junior, that movie there
is When will wet?

Speaker 4 (02:16:00):
When will he schedule for September the sixth? What if
we get him? Since now we know he listens, you
can just go white to have a dance. It's a
Tuesday after Labor Day.

Speaker 3 (02:16:10):
Really, I mean we're gonna come back from Labor Day
to that's that's.

Speaker 4 (02:16:20):
September sixth.

Speaker 5 (02:16:23):
A Tuesday after a long holiday can be sad in
some cases. Yeah, you go all back to work, you know,
not this not that one.

Speaker 4 (02:16:31):
Though, not the wed shes.

Speaker 1 (02:16:37):
And then.

Speaker 4 (02:16:39):
That's what I'm talking about. Duke for short? What what great?
The quill? Y'all gonna come in? Is it really? Y'all
gonna come in?

Speaker 3 (02:16:47):
Y'all gonna come in on the morning of the six
I'm gonna go, guys.

Speaker 4 (02:16:49):
The bad news is schedule change. You can't come in speed.

Speaker 3 (02:16:52):
I wasn't my mic speak. He just said to Quill,
he said, what is his real name, Yeah, what is
his real name? Every real person, he's a real person.
Dance Welcome uncle, dance, Yes, guys on the highway, welcome.

Speaker 10 (02:17:17):
Home, dance.

Speaker 2 (02:17:19):
Limit Jesus, you imagine that today?

Speaker 4 (02:17:31):
Man, I can't wait. I'm beside myself. We will give
him speak some of them languages he knows, and that
was like three languages.

Speaker 5 (02:17:37):
I've never met a professional, world renowned ballet dancer.

Speaker 4 (02:17:41):
I mean, you know, a few run at the meals,
but not nothing. That's never once, never want, so many
questions about how they perform.

Speaker 3 (02:17:49):
And her daughter to ballet, she was a little as
close as I've ever been to. Yeah, y'all, they weren't
very good. I'm a it's not like that.

Speaker 5 (02:17:56):
Yeah, Caitlyn did yah, I got your picture made and
she started crying right off.

Speaker 4 (02:17:59):
Yeah, actors ever doing good, but they're really horrible.

Speaker 3 (02:18:02):
Sherry took me to a ballet once at the Fox Theater,
and it led to one of our biggest arguments in
our marriage because I kept talking about Leonard Skinner Live
with the Fox.

Speaker 4 (02:18:09):
Oh yeah, n Van, She said, I asked you to
do one thing.

Speaker 3 (02:18:13):
You ever got that you ever got that? I asked
you to do one thing I guess daily. I asked
you to do one thing, just one thing. You ever
notice it's never just one either, It's more than one. No,
Rick is not one thing. It's one thing that moment, right.
But I don't have a lot of expertise. That's why
Duke's coming in.

Speaker 4 (02:18:32):
But speed you. It's gonna be good. Here's my question.

Speaker 3 (02:18:34):
You know that once he walks in, I'm gonna having
fun with you. I want to know now when he leaves,
that'll be bad. But that's where it's all saying. That's
what it's gonna be.

Speaker 9 (02:18:42):
Dane.

Speaker 3 (02:18:42):
Yeah, guys, I hate tell you. He's changed his plans.
He's he's left, He's not in here speedy. I'm about
to put you in a very perplexing situation. Are you ready,
because here's what's gonna happen now. I don't know that
we have the discipline for this and all knowledge that
going forward. Okay, if we can be disciplined enough, you

(02:19:05):
will be the person that pushes it too far. So
here's your here's your dilemma. You're here's your dilemma. Are
you better off? Are you better off?

Speaker 4 (02:19:15):
Hear me? Are you better off? To bring Duke in?
Let him take his.

Speaker 3 (02:19:19):
Shots from from from O lime shirt over there and
to say a word expect I'm have a lot of
good questions, right, and then you leave the hero. You leave,
You're now a victim, and now you get to play
the victim's role. You get to say, man, it's stupid, Greg,
high School, Rick and Bubba. I mean that's typical. Or
do we and do we have the discipline to shut

(02:19:40):
down and let you end up being the person that
goes for the line I go? Then you end up
in trouble with your family? Why would I go for what?
Laugh at I'm not going to disrespect my uncle. No,
you'll make something up just fifteen years. Yeah, you've worked
on this he's a person. You've worked on this show
over twenty two years. And you know why because you

(02:20:02):
don't have a problem with doing what you got to
do to win for show.

Speaker 4 (02:20:05):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (02:20:05):
What's gonna happening for the show, And it's gonna be
too serious. I'm always gonna feel like he's lightly boring.

Speaker 4 (02:20:14):
Yes, he's gonna feel like you good and he'll.

Speaker 5 (02:20:16):
Try listen, He'll try to do it by volleying something
up to draw somebody out. And then if we don't
take the bait and it's closing in, he'll go for
greg segment.

Speaker 4 (02:20:28):
So do we have that kind of discipline? Man to
let Rick, we don't. But let me ask you this, since.

Speaker 5 (02:20:33):
We'll all be trying to outdo each other of edging
to the line, we'll always try to cut it in half.
If we're an inch, we'll try to go half an inch,
right next guy, quarter in. Let me just send them
the eighth of an inch. Let me say sixteenth. I'm
not sure what comes after that.

Speaker 4 (02:20:46):
I don't either. Yeah, something very small.

Speaker 3 (02:20:48):
Yeah, but let me just say this speedy, because this
this is really gonna sum it all up, and it's
not good. I promise you. The day that we did
the mascot name, I really went into that that we're
gonna be serious and did you really?

Speaker 9 (02:21:00):
I did?

Speaker 3 (02:21:01):
Shocking, But here's what's scary, Rick, we didn't make it.
We didn't make it. I promise I was. I went
in and going I'm not going to.

Speaker 4 (02:21:09):
My friend was fired up about the miners. My friend
had asked me, not you. My friend asked me to
be serious on the handle and I still I still
couldn't know.

Speaker 6 (02:21:18):
I got it.

Speaker 3 (02:21:18):
I think I've heard this before, but I need to
hear it again. You went to Greg and said, please
help me here. He gave us these of guys these
you know, look a couple of things that I had up. Okay,
first of all I had I had a go ahead.
Let me set the story up. For those who may
not know. This is my Speed's dreading uncle Duke, Well,
this is one of them. He his kids are involved

(02:21:39):
at a school that that now has become a new
high school. And they were let the kids vote for
a new mascot for the team, and they wanted to
announce it on the ship, and they wanted to announce
it on the show look from start, and he wanted
to They want to. Hey, and you know what, just
like we say about many things people that we talked
about all the time, which we should have been honored by, Yeah,

(02:22:00):
honored by that. The kids wanted it to.

Speaker 4 (02:22:03):
Right, just just like just like you know what was
bad you scream built when somebody's trying to be not
to us.

Speaker 3 (02:22:09):
But anyway, so so so anyway, so when you were
coming in to announce no excusing that when you when
you came into let him talk.

Speaker 4 (02:22:16):
When you came in to announce it. You were coming
up a box and it was gonna be what the
kids had voted for.

Speaker 3 (02:22:20):
Correct little stuff down only I think a man every
school in the city. Yeah, I think, I think I
know this, and I think you have told me this,
but I think it's worth me hearing again. I'm being
reminded because there's no way you haven't told me this before.
You went to Greg and said the following, Hey, I'm
about to open up this mascot on the air, and
you and didn't tell us.

Speaker 4 (02:22:39):
How that conversation went.

Speaker 3 (02:22:41):
I said, I said, act right basically. He basically was like, look,
let's just get through this. Yeah, it's the listening.

Speaker 4 (02:22:46):
He gave me this. They're listening.

Speaker 9 (02:22:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:22:48):
Every school. I think I was that bad.

Speaker 3 (02:22:50):
Every school had us piped in their intercom system.

Speaker 4 (02:22:55):
And this one right here. There's there's two things. It
was honest. But no, No, we had a meeting weeks
before you knew it was going to be that mascot.
I just brought the Honkys up.

Speaker 9 (02:23:07):
That was it.

Speaker 4 (02:23:08):
Bubba actually called out Rick.

Speaker 3 (02:23:10):
Bubba actually called out their mascot that they had chosen
and said, I hope it ain't that. That's really I
swear I did not. I thought it was the month,
Bobba we had had them. I'm talking about months ahead
of time. He said it's down to the Hawks and
the Husky. I thought that's the only choice. I thought
he was saying that just to throw us off about it. Bubba,
you could have even said you thought it was gonna

(02:23:31):
be the Hawks and you'd be somewhat open. I mean,
you're funny one that y'all on Joseup. Y'all say I
was honest to this. Really no, I just don't think
it was honest or not. You did more damage than
any of that it was. Keep in mind, this is
called this is coming from the guy who, while we
have the kids listening, says, really, Bubba screaming, I hope

(02:23:52):
it's not. What it ended up being is worse than
Greg Greg launching into a complete dissertation on how their
nicknames should be honkeys. Well, I just thought because it
was different, I said, and here's the meeting, and at
that point, you know what it was, Rick, I think
when Speedy brought that drawing where he had that was
a minor that was like a year before then.

Speaker 4 (02:24:13):
I'm saying it was so good. It was good. I
locked into it. It was moving you and I just
I just in my mind thought that is so good.
How could anybody know that? I understand?

Speaker 3 (02:24:24):
And then I thought Speedy was messing with us when
he said it was that makes no sense. It doesn't,
but I remember and speedy defense and Speedy's defense. We
talked about how we all thought the miners was a
good one, and he gave us the reason why they
weren't going to do. Hey, they've taken that and off
the table, and he said he did. It's either the
Hawks or it's the Huskies.

Speaker 4 (02:24:44):
That's all it is.

Speaker 6 (02:24:45):
Rick.

Speaker 3 (02:24:45):
And then I was being funny about the Honkys and
all of a sudden bubbago, and that's when he was
already mad at me. But when that I really I
wasn't mad. I was really shocked. I mean speed, not
speak exaggeration. We were going to Atlanta that day seventy
you did know.

Speaker 2 (02:25:07):
Everybody here spins and drag. Stuff happened like Crown.

Speaker 4 (02:25:14):
Okay, alright, we were in Georgia before. Here's what I've
got to ask you. Remember the pick axe seventy five miles.
We were about Post Road before you get to Douglas
well you.

Speaker 3 (02:25:25):
I honestly think that we need to try to talk
to him before he ever comes over on the phone,
just to say hey, so he gets an idea, I
really do you do it? I really do, because y'all
aren't gonna act right. Nobody listens in meetings. Everybody acts
like they got amnesia. They use that as an excuse.
I didn't know I dot this.

Speaker 4 (02:25:45):
Now you weren't listening.

Speaker 1 (02:25:46):
I do have.

Speaker 4 (02:25:47):
That's ac We just don't listen.

Speaker 7 (02:25:49):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 4 (02:26:10):
All right.

Speaker 3 (02:26:11):
We really appreciate the audience has been here for a
long time because you guys really understand and we even
missed this one, and you guys came up with it.
Does Ryan Greenwood know? Ryan of course worked with the
show for years and uh part time and in full
time and and has this as an entrepreneur, has his
own business now Frenzy Designs, and Ryan, welcome back.

Speaker 4 (02:26:33):
Buddy, Hi buddy, Let me ask you this. Are you
aware at all what's going on? I am not. I
have to be Oh, thank you, hey, buddy, clear the table.

Speaker 3 (02:26:45):
Are you somewhere where if you fall you'd be okay, okay,
all right, all right, tonight there's a doubleheader at Pelham
High School, which is that's in the Burmham here, that's
where Speedy's son.

Speaker 4 (02:27:00):
Yeah, play, this is a bonus.

Speaker 5 (02:27:02):
Speedy son's pitching the second game, but that's really not
the same he's pitching.

Speaker 3 (02:27:05):
Bonus, he's pitching today at some point, and they're and
they're playing, you know, the split up school, and they
took the school and split into two schools. They're now
playing the new high school, okay, which which okay, all right,
wait man, now we're not even there. We're not in closer,
we're not in closer together. You hold it together now,
house of cats. Okay, okay that listen, okay, listen please,

(02:27:28):
because if you don't listen, you're gonna miss it. And
between the double header, they are going to retire the
flag that has been flying there at the field for
lots of years. It's kind of tattered and it's time
for it to be respectfully taking that.

Speaker 4 (02:27:41):
It's a grand You have to have a ceremony to
properly do away with that.

Speaker 3 (02:27:45):
Military people are coming in, okay, generals, generals, generals are
coming in flag handlers. Uh and and as the flag
is being taken down by a military regiment. Okay, and everybody.
They've got songs, patriotic songs. They're going to shut the concessions,
stand down, nobody moving while this program, the whole program.

Speaker 4 (02:28:05):
Would you like to know who will be the voice
of the flag and read the poem Old Glory read
a poem?

Speaker 3 (02:28:13):
Yeah, on the PA system as the voice of the flags,
like the flag's talking.

Speaker 4 (02:28:18):
That'd be one Calvin Speedy, Will.

Speaker 9 (02:28:20):
You mean mister smooth?

Speaker 3 (02:28:23):
Ryan off Air has been practicing and I cannot tell
you what he said instead of flag, but it was, well,
the one where he'll read we're looking around six PM,
which I've already cleared my calendar.

Speaker 4 (02:28:41):
U're my girls are playing.

Speaker 9 (02:28:44):
I'll just skip their games.

Speaker 5 (02:28:46):
Right, We're thinking about getting together and eating and then
riding in one car, just so we'll have to ride
together as we leave.

Speaker 4 (02:28:52):
Hey, it's a pretty long poem too, by the way.
He's the flag speaking to the public, and it don't
timed out.

Speaker 5 (02:28:57):
It's all timed out so that if he doesn't finish
at the right time, the guy bringing the flag in
will be out.

Speaker 4 (02:29:02):
Of stead.

Speaker 9 (02:29:07):
Struggle.

Speaker 3 (02:29:08):
Listen, he's all referred to the military as the military
this morning. You know what he said the first run through,
he said, I have been revered all over the world.

Speaker 4 (02:29:20):
We're like, that's revered. He's been revered. I've been revered
all over the world. Right him practicing in the break
has better. Can you read a little bit of it
for Ryan right now? Let me read a little bit
of it. What's no god a practice?

Speaker 3 (02:29:37):
Man?

Speaker 4 (02:29:39):
Yeah, that's another thing. He's not going to practice. You
know he's not here.

Speaker 6 (02:29:42):
It is.

Speaker 4 (02:29:44):
I walked through a county courthouse square. That's John. Do
you think anybody would know that's not me? It's a
great idea. Give him just a little No, she's your friend.
Right open the line, Come.

Speaker 3 (02:30:03):
Listen, let him hear it. Be serious now, you need
to be very serious like you will. You're trying to
sabotage right that city talking about seriously. You know he's
gonna drop and when he gets has a serious point
of guys, Hey you reading no, Gloyd, what do you
what do you have to be a seriousvoice? Let's heare
a little bit of you know you do need to practice. No, No,

(02:30:25):
I'm not two lines. You're not just practice by not
being prepared. That's how you can just prepared, just not live.

Speaker 4 (02:30:32):
So I'm run through. It doesn't help, right So I
run through doesn't help?

Speaker 3 (02:30:35):
Right? You?

Speaker 9 (02:30:39):
Please?

Speaker 4 (02:30:39):
Will you?

Speaker 3 (02:30:40):
Please don't let that woman make you not quit doing
the bit? Come on, last collar, we're running it. We're
all bad people for doing We have stretched it out
for two hours.

Speaker 6 (02:30:49):
I get this.

Speaker 7 (02:30:50):
Well.

Speaker 4 (02:30:50):
Look, we couldn't turn this show right now if we tried.
Every one of us knows we should.

Speaker 6 (02:30:55):
We just can't.

Speaker 4 (02:30:55):
We should have. I want to talk about the Eagle camp.

Speaker 3 (02:30:59):
Go ahead, no, will you please? I'm asking you for
me and for Ryan, and we're gonna I want you
to read two lines when you say that you're the flag,
be the flag.

Speaker 4 (02:31:17):
Hold on you how serious this is? Do you realize
how serious it is? People?

Speaker 3 (02:31:27):
People are very should be very seriously. If y'all come
to the game, please.

Speaker 5 (02:31:31):
They're mad about us talking about it. Imagine Please don't
let me know you Ryan right now?

Speaker 4 (02:31:37):
Sorry, please record this.

Speaker 9 (02:31:40):
Don't miss this?

Speaker 4 (02:31:41):
All right?

Speaker 3 (02:31:42):
Godby Stop Ryan? Go ahead, stop Ryan stop, go ahead,
be quiet, mute him. I am the flag of the
United States of America. My name is Old Glory. Hm.

Speaker 4 (02:32:11):
I feel like that first puffle his ear. Don't you
can't even get it in his nose. You couldn't get
that from wicked enough, could you? Listen?

Speaker 3 (02:32:19):
Don't forget while he's doing this. There's gonna be military
standing at attention. There's gonna be the boy scouts are there.
He's gonna be fine.

Speaker 6 (02:32:27):
Oh it's timed.

Speaker 7 (02:32:28):
He's got a timing out right.

Speaker 4 (02:32:30):
Yeah, minute six, that's been bumped a little bit. They
gave you a little ring. Oh gosh, Alan, Look, Alan,
who's in charge of all this? He's Alan. Please don't
get nervous. I'm a gamer baby. All of this is coming.

Speaker 3 (02:32:45):
All of this is coming over right after Speedy's description
of the front of an airplane.

Speaker 4 (02:32:50):
Don't forget there goes, there goes.

Speaker 5 (02:33:06):
Keep in mind right where we where we meet him. Listen,
we're fifty years old. Okay, we're making five of Speedy.
Who's got to do this serious ceremony and our entertainment
is to try to make a guy that has asked
my pass.

Speaker 4 (02:33:21):
Something's wrong with those shaw. I don't wonder. People don't
want if we are terrible, But I agree with that.

Speaker 9 (02:33:25):
Lady.

Speaker 4 (02:33:26):
We need to go pick up some trash on the
road or something I need. How about this? I need
to add about eight more men all right.

Speaker 3 (02:33:34):
What I do is it's not changing Ryan Weed at
Lloyd's and going over. I'll stop if we can have
chicken levers before we go. My day's complete. I'll see
I'll see you about five fifteen, just in case traffic's bad,

(02:34:12):
Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 7 (02:34:13):
Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 13 (02:34:30):
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Speaker 3 (02:34:51):
By leaving the show about midway today a little over
halfway heading to Huntsville tonight, one hundred point three the river.

Speaker 7 (02:34:58):
So what is this?

Speaker 4 (02:34:59):
Some sound check? You have to there was something the
Secret Service even though you're coming. Yeah, I have I
have hear Okay, here we are, Yeah, there they should.
They've asked for enough stuff. Oh yeah, have you have?
You let Betty know what you've got to go? Well,
I told her. I said, it's gonna be one of
those days. You know, it's it's a hurry up and wait.

(02:35:20):
You know, So what exactly will you be doing? Rick,
I don't know what. It'll be similar to what we
just did in the break I hope so, I hope.

Speaker 16 (02:35:29):
So.

Speaker 4 (02:35:29):
No, the term was MC the event and you can
you know you know how these things go? Sometimes you
got to wear suit?

Speaker 7 (02:35:37):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (02:35:38):
What yes?

Speaker 5 (02:35:39):
Oh that's not well, it's it's you know, it's problematic
in several ways, but uh yeah, one being that I
can't find a collar extender. And if you know, if
you're a you're a big collar extender is mandatory.

Speaker 4 (02:35:55):
You know, oh meet necklace? Need you a little oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:35:57):
Oh yeah, yeah you can't. You can't put a big
enough look when you when you're walking around with a
tender one around your neck.

Speaker 4 (02:36:03):
Like a neckro it's tough. It's tough to him it
in there. So are you are? You don't have a
collar extender? Well I couldn't.

Speaker 5 (02:36:10):
I could not put I've had syrup break last but
I couldn't find it last night. I think I think
Hunter may have boarred it. I don't know, didn't didn't
bring it back.

Speaker 4 (02:36:19):
You boy took it possible, went off on some dance,
didn't bring it back?

Speaker 3 (02:36:24):
What what is I mean?

Speaker 4 (02:36:26):
It's it's funny.

Speaker 5 (02:36:28):
It's funny trying to see hams and speedy figure out
what a car never had. I thought it's like a
little piece of wire with a metal button on it,
and you put it in the hole and then the
waks so it can stay open a little bit.

Speaker 3 (02:36:43):
If you thought that they baked shirts with different size. Next,
you just buy the one that's right for yours a.

Speaker 4 (02:36:48):
Point where you need that, you can just defeat whatever
they can take.

Speaker 3 (02:36:51):
Bro listen, don't miss. Bubba said out loud himself. This
is no boubt said it. He said it on himself
for himself. This is a tailored suit. And he still
needs a wait a minute, yeah, wait a minute, Wait
a minute, but it's eight sixty.

Speaker 4 (02:37:06):
I've already memorized it. Wait a minute, Wait a minute.

Speaker 5 (02:37:12):
So you know, I'm wondering if I can just take
like some fishing line and make it wait a minute,
so it's tight around the button and then you know
our hole, and then loop it around the other.

Speaker 4 (02:37:26):
Your bread sacks. Well, yeah, but you gotta you know,
you don't want one white you can see.

Speaker 3 (02:37:30):
Yeah, if it makes y'all feel any better, now, this
is not the case. But a lot of times when
you're dealing with I don't know if you've ever seen
football players when they work their next out, their necks
get huge, and I've seen I've seen a lot of
times they have to use these that out shirts only
they don't want to have a shirt that's so sloppy
on them.

Speaker 4 (02:37:49):
So to fit your neck, you'd have to be like
six eight, is what you're saying. No, you just have
to have big neck. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:37:54):
Now I'm just saying to fit a shirt to fit
his neck to get tailored. Oh yeah, the shirt be waiting.
Yeah yeah, well I work out my neck a lot
rick you know. Yeah, boy, so you got quite a dilemma.

Speaker 5 (02:38:08):
Then, fat guy in of suit, it's always credible. Fat
guy a little suit? Well, wy don't you fat guy
tailored suit?

Speaker 4 (02:38:13):
Actually? I think with it is it outside? Is it's it? Well?

Speaker 3 (02:38:17):
I mean I think really a suit with just a
button down with no tile probably will look better anyway.

Speaker 4 (02:38:22):
Yeah, you know you don't look on stiff neck up there.
I'll just pull my tie down.

Speaker 3 (02:38:28):
Yeah, it's gonna want you have that after five Look,
that's the pesky.

Speaker 4 (02:38:33):
Thing about about tailored suits. When you have it tailored,
you have to stay at that size. Yeah. Yeah, how
long ago did you get it tailored? It's been.

Speaker 5 (02:38:45):
It wasn't summer was before that? You you it's how
it's shocking. I'll spend a lot on suits yeah, I
get my money's out of it.

Speaker 3 (02:38:54):
But after Summer Bubba though, yeah, this was it wasn't
summer Bubba. Wait when you tailored, It's what I'm saying.
It was before that really, so the big the bigness
it was it was too big for me to wear
it one time. That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (02:39:06):
So what I'm saying I got I've grown back into it.

Speaker 3 (02:39:10):
That's the point I'm making. When you had it tailored,
you were not Summer above or South No, no, no, no.
You know how nowadays it's it's cool to have your
suit looks to me like a size too small.

Speaker 4 (02:39:21):
Oh yeah, I hate that.

Speaker 3 (02:39:24):
Well, boy, let me can I tell you this just
this is because we all have these little marking like
if I basically, if I, if I try to interpret
what you just said, you had this suit tailored when
your weight was to the point it forced you into
the summer above.

Speaker 5 (02:39:37):
Yes, so if the suit's fitting again, well somewhat somewhat,
you know, we're probably being pressed in a few areas, right, we.

Speaker 4 (02:39:45):
Might have found our way back to that. That what
forced me. I think that would be safe for something. Okay, Yeah,
I'm just that's it I'm just think you got it.
The fact it's big dilimited day is to find the
collar extender. Yeah, I must find me some string or
something to tie it together. I think a way to
get that thing at gosh, you know, I think the
last one I got was it was it the andes

(02:40:08):
for me and we didn't find you one. But that's
just for those.

Speaker 3 (02:40:16):
Mac McMillan, Hey, let me let me say this. And
I've been in that situation. I've been in that situation myself. No,
you know what's gonna happen. I will get there because
dressing up at a remote location is the worst washing.

Speaker 5 (02:40:32):
So you know, I've had to pack the suit and
shoes and socks and all that stuff. I'll get there
and I'll be missing something, no doubt, and and it'll
just you know, I hope it's not a belt.

Speaker 4 (02:40:44):
I got to spend. Spend well, the fine folks of
Huntsville suspenders.

Speaker 5 (02:40:48):
Suspenders work much better with me. I mean, if you
just look at the nose that no question, they do.

Speaker 4 (02:40:53):
You can't. You don't need to show you crack to
the president. No, No, that would be good. You want
to you want those things we pulled up where you
can get your Walter dout you. But so, but we do,
we do need enthusiastic support, you know for the m
C tonight. Oh you'll get all that you.

Speaker 3 (02:41:14):
You may get more than Trump there in hunts I'm
looking at the clock and I'm looking at your day.
You don't have time to find an extender. So what
you need is you need somebody from Huntsville that's listening
right now to just bring you an extender, is.

Speaker 4 (02:41:26):
What you need and just hand it to you.

Speaker 3 (02:41:28):
Well, you know, just walking around in Huntsville today is
going to be a little more difficult the road.

Speaker 4 (02:41:34):
Somebody from this area leaving in an hour. There's somebody
investigat right now, and bring it on. Yeah, let babbah
bah your extended. Mister McMillan might bring you one.

Speaker 3 (02:41:45):
I'm on, I'm gonna cut up some fishing line here
in a minute, some monofilam, but I think that work.

Speaker 4 (02:41:50):
How do you get the How do you get the
tie to cover the extension?

Speaker 3 (02:41:53):
Is it like this?

Speaker 4 (02:41:54):
This is shirt look open, but I've left the top
button opened the tie to show that you can't. It
kind of presses the tie down a little bit. So
you have to be careful. Now you got to get
that double windsor up there. Well, I have to ask.

Speaker 18 (02:42:07):
I'm always fascinated with your shoe choice when it comes
to you, are you going tennis shoes or are you
going dress shoes?

Speaker 4 (02:42:15):
He will go tennis suit.

Speaker 9 (02:42:16):
Guys.

Speaker 5 (02:42:17):
My first choice was black tennis shoes. And I don't
know why that's not acceptable. By the way, why why why?
Who says they shouldn't be acceptable? Hugh Ballance look great
with a suit, you know.

Speaker 4 (02:42:29):
On the side of it. But see your feet don't
hurt like mine either.

Speaker 3 (02:42:33):
But these are the same people told you can't eat
ribs for break. Now, we didn't buy into that crab. No,
I have got broke in.

Speaker 4 (02:42:39):
I have a pair. I don't.

Speaker 3 (02:42:40):
I'm not gonna wear that real hard pair of dress shoes,
but I got I got some in the middle of.

Speaker 4 (02:42:45):
Some marrels like that, Adam, I did the black maryl
They'll save your life, Adams. You going gray suit?

Speaker 1 (02:42:58):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (02:42:58):
Yeah, that would be it? The gray or the gray?
What do you call that your uniform? The gray? A
gray suit for a.

Speaker 7 (02:43:06):
Gray ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (02:43:47):
It was talking about the situation with the power plants
in California, saying that you know what, it was non
environmentalists who kept these from being built, as we had
all been led to believe. It is different to name
power plants that were never built. And but we we
have seen some stuff that is ongoing right now about
building power plants where there are some protests that are

(02:44:10):
trying to keep those from being built currently. And I
know one of them is I forget where it was
in California, but Grand Terrace, and.

Speaker 19 (02:44:19):
I was gonna I was going to give you the
name of a place where they did stop a nuclear plant.
They shut it down, and that that's where the power
stayed on. Is by an example, I don't expect you
to name power plants it wasn't weren't built, but locations
where they intended to build them in town.

Speaker 4 (02:44:32):
And that's fair.

Speaker 19 (02:44:33):
But the fact is, and everybody knows it now because
all the tapes came out of that Enron and diner
G and Calpine and those companies that gained the system
and that's why the power went out in La. They
ricocheted the power up to Oregon and UH and sold
it back to California at an inflated race.

Speaker 6 (02:44:50):
Right.

Speaker 19 (02:44:50):
So that's what happened in the year two thousand without
power outage and the places like the DWP and Sacramento
Municipal Utility District that went for solar and other renew
the power stayed on there. It never went off.

Speaker 5 (02:45:02):
And I wish we had more time with you because
I'd really like to talk to you about solar panels.
It's a personal favorite of mine. But we want to
talk really, I think about maybe the bigger issue are
at least the political side of this, and this is
man made global warming? Is that do you believe that
man is changing the climate on the planet.

Speaker 19 (02:45:22):
Here's what I think. I think, first of all, a
simple look at igneous Rock will tell you the planet's
been through much worse than anything we could throw at.
Having said that, and there's been many changes, vast temperature shifts,
ice ages, warmer periods, cool periods, and what have you.
But what's happening now? And many people with PHG after
the name believe it's the case. There's a very rapid

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increase in global overall global temperatures. There a place it's
getting cooler.

Speaker 22 (02:45:48):
Yeah, yeah, this is James span I'm a professional meteorologist.
The planet is cool since nineteen ninety eight, and my
question to you, and again I believe that.

Speaker 19 (02:45:58):
That you don't worn before, Yes, a warming trend before.

Speaker 22 (02:46:01):
That, Yes, And there's a big difference between climate and weather.
We had a warming, a pretty sharp warming from nineteen
eighty eight to nineteen ninety eight, which was tied to
the El Nino cycle at that time. And understand, we're
coming out of the little ice age. The planet's been
warming for a long, long, long, long time. But since
ninety eight, that big spike in the hockey graph, we've
actually cooled. My question to you, and understand, I think

(02:46:22):
you have a passion, you're a noble man, and I
appreciate ninety nine percent of your causes. But this one,
for those of us that are professionals, we have a
real problem with this because it doesn't enable us to
see your other causes because you've jumped on this bandwagon.
Is in your opinion, carbon dioxide a pollutant?

Speaker 19 (02:46:40):
Carbon dioxide is totally natural, James, You know that right.

Speaker 22 (02:46:44):
So my next question is, so, if you don't consider
coe to a pollutant, you understand it's the life blood
of the planet. What is your then in that case,
what is your concern, and where is your research showing
that we have this out of control man made global warming?

Speaker 19 (02:47:00):
Much too much? CO two can be a problem too.

Speaker 22 (02:47:03):
It's a trace greenhouse gas. The primary the primary greenhouse
gas is water vapor. It's a trace. And I understand
we have been putting extra CO two in the air.
I'm for clean air and clean water. We can agree
on ninety nine percent of these things. But by putting
you in the camp of these people that are alleging
that many climate scientists PhDs, as you say, I'm not

(02:47:24):
one of them. I'm a meteorologist. But those that believe
that we do not have a major anthropogenic component should
be tried for high crimes against humanity. Quite frankly, that
those people get into the lunaticts.

Speaker 19 (02:47:35):
Tell who said that you should be tried. I want
the name of the person, James James Hanson. James Hanson
said that you person.

Speaker 22 (02:47:41):
Not me personally, no, but those that disagree with his
concept the catastrophic man made global warming.

Speaker 4 (02:47:47):
How you try for high crimes against humanity?

Speaker 19 (02:47:50):
I wouldn't say that, James. I think you're certainly entitled
to your opinion, but I would urge the listeners to
do just this. Do not get your opinion from any
actors or get it from anybuddy, any radio talk show host.
Get it from PhDs. Go to listen to the very
scholarly doctor Linzon, who is in your camp, James at MIT.
Listen to doctors I know Richard Good. Talk to doctor Linzon,

(02:48:12):
hear what he has to say. Then go to the many, many,
many other PhDs are that are of the opinion that
there is a challenge, and they will tell you their
opinion as well. Go to National Geographics if you trust
them to site. Go to people at NASA, Noah, go
to Cornell University, Columbia University. But to portray it like
the majority of scientists. If that's what you're saying, James,

(02:48:36):
that the majority of scientists think that global warming is
not man made, that is incorrect. You know the majority
of people with PhD after the name.

Speaker 22 (02:48:44):
And what is your background in atmospheric science zero.

Speaker 19 (02:48:47):
That's why I said people should not get their opinions
from me, an actor or radio talk show host, peer
reviewed studies, science magazine.

Speaker 22 (02:48:54):
On both sides of the issue. And I will agree
with you, and I say people should go to both
sides of the issue.

Speaker 4 (02:48:59):
And make up their.

Speaker 19 (02:49:00):
Own mind exactly.

Speaker 22 (02:49:01):
But there should be no name calling where you're threatened,
your life is threatened, and people demean you. And this
whole thing has gotten into this almost worship. It's almost
a religion. And my question to you is would you
consider distancing yourself from this catastrophic man made global warming
stuff to further your cause of clean air and clean
water in a healthy enviolruer.

Speaker 19 (02:49:22):
Here is my message. I'll repeat my message which I
said before. I want to do everything I can to
clean up the air in Birmingham, Los Angeles, Houston, Bakersfield, LA.
I said it twice, to clean up the air in
our cities that need help, lessen our dependence on MIDI stoyal,
and put money in our pocket. Having done all those things,
guess what's going to happen If we do all this
stuff that we can fiscally in a fiscally responsible manner

(02:49:43):
that we can afford. If the scientists who do believe
it's a problem are correct, we'll have combatd that too.
All the stuff that we can afford the same way
I've been doing it since nineteen seventy. I'm urging people
to do it exactly the way I did in nineteen seventy.
Pick the low hanging fruit first. Don't go into debt
buying things you can't afford. Do everything you can. But
I would ask you this, James, are there not jobs
making solar panels, electric cars, wind turbines, double pane windows,

(02:50:06):
all those things?

Speaker 22 (02:50:07):
And I'm not an economist. And one of the things
I tell people, you know, tell them what you know,
and don't tell them what you don't know. My thing
is atmospheric science. I'm not an economist. I can't answer that.

Speaker 4 (02:50:15):
The quest.

Speaker 19 (02:50:16):
This reason your gang says not to do it is
because we're going to go broke. They said that in
LA when we talked about cleaning up theer. We have
four times of cars in LA from nineteen seventy and
half the smag from nineteen seventy to two thousand businesses boom.
They came to California because of these clean tech jobs,
and there's jobs making all those things. They said, we
go broke doing that. We did not go broke. We

(02:50:36):
went broke because of the subprime you know, mortgage situation
and derivatives and things like that. But there's jobs making
all the things. And if we do it again, nobody
go into debt buying a wind turbine or a hybrid car,
an electric car, or solar panels they can't afford. But
buy yourself some compact for us and bulbs, energy saving, thermostat, weatherstripping.
Do what you can today, and if you like it,
and most people do like saving money, move up the

(02:50:58):
ladder and do some more. And if we do that,
I think we're going to be fine ed.

Speaker 5 (02:51:03):
I like the compact fl essence because I'm lazy, and
they seem to last longer if you get a good one.
So I don't like changing bulb so often. But let
me ask you this on the strictly science standpoint, and
I keep hearing this, this argument. Has the global temperatures
cooled down since ninety eight?

Speaker 4 (02:51:19):
Are we still getting warmer?

Speaker 19 (02:51:23):
We might have a brief cooling period, but it has
been warming a good deal a temperature that's weather, you know,
I mean overall, if you add CO two, I would
just ask James this his opinion, and I'm not going
to yell you no matter what your opinion is. I
like different opinions. But if you add more and more
CO two, could that lead to warming? James would more
CO two lead to warming.

Speaker 22 (02:51:44):
In my opinion, there could be a very slight anthropogenic
component to the warming we saw from nineteen eighty to
nineteen ninety eight, but I think, in my mind is insignificant.
The warming we had was totally within natural variability and
the true climate drivers ed are the solar output and that,
trust me, there is nothing we can do about that.
Right now, we're in winter, a sunspot minimum, the amount

(02:52:04):
of volcanic dust in the stratosphere, and the current state
of the ocean currents, the Aino cycle, the Aino Southern oscillation.
That's all natural. We cannot do anything about that. And
for some of these politicians and actors to stand there
and say we're going to control warming by two degrees
and blah blah blah, that's like me saying, well, it's
not going to rain this weekend because I don't want
it to.

Speaker 4 (02:52:21):
It doesn't make any difference at all.

Speaker 19 (02:52:23):
But if if there's some natural cycle, because the solar cycles,
because of Almino et cetera, that is occurring that is warming,
why would you add to it and put more CO
two that could cause additional warming. Why would you put
a febrile patient in a sauna. If you're a doctor,
you got somebody with a fever, you wouldn't want to
put them on a sauna. You want to slow the
rate of heat that's coming from some other source. And

(02:52:43):
if there is some natural cycle that is part of this,
why add to it and put more CO two out there?
Certainly not if you do it fiscally responsibly, then.

Speaker 7 (02:53:02):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubbah.

Speaker 4 (02:53:22):
Bah.

Speaker 3 (02:53:22):
This this past weekend, we we have a lot going on.
We we actually have this this friend of of the
younger boys too. You know, the economy has been rough,
and I know there's been a lot of dads out
of work and having to uh, you know, to rearrange
and find ways to to make a living as and
in this case and uh fortunately for the family because

(02:53:43):
there's an opportunity here, but unfortunately for uh this friend
of the family, they're gonna have to move away to
a to another community. And so, uh, my wife and I,
along with some of the other people in the in
the in the class, thought well, let's have a little
going away party in his name is Chan for him
and all his buddies. And of course she says, well,

(02:54:04):
we need to just as we're going to the game.
And let's go on down to the farm, which is
on the way to where our son plays. Let's have
a little gathering there Friday. We'll spend the night, get
up the next morning we'll a head to the game.
So I said, well, how many how many boys we
talked about here around around nine ten years old? And
she said, well, you know, I told his wife, I

(02:54:27):
mean his mother, my friend's wife, just to go ahead
and send us a list of everybody they wanted to come.
And of course now we're connected to the Little League
teams and classes and church. And she says, I'm showing
twenty seven boys. And I said, my goodness, honey, I
mean and of course typical. This is classic. My wife too,
And I told the parents just to drop them. And

(02:54:48):
I said, whoa, ho, hey ho. I said, hey, we're
going to have to have some more dads. I mean,
there's no way, but you know, and I thought to myself,
you know, this has got to be. This is tough
on this little boy, and you know he'll be fine,
but when any time you have to leave your friends
and all that, and so I decided that that I said, well,
let's go all out.

Speaker 4 (02:55:04):
And I said, I want this day to be fantastic.
His name is Chandler.

Speaker 3 (02:55:09):
Yeah, and so I got with Gerald and our friends
who helped with a lot of a lot of events
over at fun Source, and you know he always goes
all out with all these and I said, look this age, boys,
you know, let's go some obstacle courses and slides. Now
he went a little more boy than I expected. When
I showed up and he'd put a boxing ring in.

Speaker 4 (02:55:29):
With the big glove.

Speaker 3 (02:55:29):
Yeah, I said, boy, that said, yeah that one right there.
I said, I'll probably get sued like Hamsey. Yeah, but anyway,
so uh so we you see that. Then there's the
whole thing where you try to get pulled and you
try to see if you make it all the end.

Speaker 2 (02:55:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:55:43):
And then there was this giant thing was like a
basketball arena made out of I had like basketball goals
all those yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, the big blow up thing.
So we had all those because after at the farm
with the pasture lamb and you could just he said
he was actually, I say, but he got all the room.

Speaker 4 (02:55:57):
You want set this you can go nuts.

Speaker 6 (02:55:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:55:59):
Of course he all goes all out.

Speaker 3 (02:56:00):
You re mayr a the time he did the birthday party,
and and Bubba's great quote and our kids were small.
Then he said, well tell you what after you get
fun source to come. I mean, if I don't hire
the wiggles from my kids, just gonna be letting it.

Speaker 4 (02:56:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:56:11):
It was just he just goes all out. So so
the format was as follow us, because you have to
go through a lot of things in your mind. You're like,
all right, when they when they hit this farm, there's
certain things, they're gonna just run everywhere. So why don't
we we want to fish? And I said, well, we
can't fish twenty something. I said, I'll set up ten rods,
all set up, and I immediately punted live bait. I said,
live baits out. You can't make it with live bait.

(02:56:33):
So at our at our farm, you can pretty much
catch all the brim you want on just a little
plastic grub. So I said, and that is just throw
it out and really them. Okay, so we we can
deal with that, and let's just go simple zip cos.
Let's get ten zep cot throw it out really then
and I said, but let's hold off and let's be choosy.

Speaker 4 (02:56:52):
About when we do that. And then and don't don't
they don't leave then when you choose Jim, all right,
and Sherry said, well, you're gonna have to be fish
person because that's hooks and rods. And I said, yeah,
but boy, that's a well ten on one. Yeah, and
uh and you know it's a lot of untangled up
to look and let's all ad meant it. Okay, let's
just call it.

Speaker 3 (02:57:12):
No matter how much the odds are against you, there's
always this ridiculous notion that you'll fish.

Speaker 4 (02:57:19):
I mean, I don't know why that comes in.

Speaker 3 (02:57:20):
You get out, you you get at your plastic worm,
and you good rod, you know what I mean. You
start thinking, you know why they're doing that, but why
do you think that that's not possible? Put the rod down,
don't even bring it from the barn, leave it in
the barn, don't bring it. It's it's just gonna it's
just you know, you're gonna be looking for it in
the dark because you're not gonna use it.

Speaker 1 (02:57:37):
You know.

Speaker 4 (02:57:37):
So so then we thought, what what do you do
about four wheelers?

Speaker 3 (02:57:41):
Because you know, because you know, every kid tells you
they can write them, every one of them, you know,
do you hide them?

Speaker 1 (02:57:46):
You know?

Speaker 4 (02:57:46):
Of course, now our kids, I got quick. You think
they ain't getting falling us out? I mean unless you know,
and then we've got the rod in the water and
take off. So here's what I thought.

Speaker 9 (02:57:58):
We have.

Speaker 3 (02:57:59):
We have three little four wheelers of fifty and two nineties,
and then we have two big ones. So I said, look,
I did just like her. I set them up in
the corral. I said, let's set this up as if
it's an amusement ride. We have Dad number one on
big one in front. We have high school older brother
on four wheelers in the back, and they have to

(02:58:20):
ride with a little train and y'all take them through
the trail, bring them back around and around the farming back.
That's lap line up in the corral. Everybody get a
helmet on and we and we rotate the helmets and
we treat it just like right. We don't let people
just take off. No, you know what I mean, because
I mean, well I've had I've remember one time I
had this kid. Hey, but you ever ridden? We said, yeah, oh, yoh, yes,
mister ky, I know all about this. Well, I mean

(02:58:44):
it just it just hits the corral before it even
gets out, flipped like that. I said, buddy, well, I
mean you had to lie about it. I mean, let's
just work. We can work with it. So I know
all your friends are looking. You want to stand like
you can do it. It's never good when they say
how do you make it go? That's never good. That's
not when I say, word the break, right, and then
these that's my first thing, and here's the break. But
the great thing about our set up a lot of

(02:59:04):
it's just open area. You gonna make good wide turns.
There's no you. It's not like you gotta go where
Uncle Greg runs. It's not that kind of thing. So
so we have that going, and I mean there's just
boys going everywhere. And I just had to give up
on the on the big jumpy things. I just had
to say, there's no way to monitor it.

Speaker 4 (02:59:22):
You know, your own wrist. You just you just hope
that works out.

Speaker 3 (02:59:25):
And I'm talking about and I felt bad for the
parents who thought they would one day have their kids
shoes back, you know, because the first thing to do
to take the shoes off and get on the jumpy
and then they just run barefooted. The rest of the time.
We're still finding socks. We found socks for two days.
You know, people socks, so I want to you find
socks and somebody, how did they get in here? Yeah,
I didn't even know they went in here, you know
what I mean. And so we go over to the

(02:59:47):
fishing because I declared it now fishing, but I timed
it right as it was getting dark, so it wouldn't
be long fishing, but it could be active fishing. So
we're we're sitting there and it's all about it's just
a little bit of grubs, a little brit looks okay,
just throw them out there and real men, of course,
and everybody knows how to do it, you know what
I mean. And I mean I'm talking about it. I said, okay,
here we go in ready, let's cash it. After everybody

(03:00:09):
line up, here we go by mister verge or something's
wrong on my right.

Speaker 1 (03:00:13):
He hit me.

Speaker 4 (03:00:13):
He's fishing right on top of me, and like, I
got what.

Speaker 3 (03:00:17):
I got like that, And I'm just like and I mean,
it's just there's there's at one time here comes afore
at one time they come over there, and I'm wrapped
in fishing line. I'm just like Gulliver, I said, I
got rod hanging off. I don't know where they came.

Speaker 4 (03:00:32):
What do you get some help? What do you hold
my lip?

Speaker 6 (03:00:34):
Well?

Speaker 3 (03:00:35):
I was supposed to have help, and I look now
the dads, you know how they do they get around there?
Course you know what they're talking about. You think we're
gonna do the morn Yeah, young man, Then I'll tell
you what, man, I'll still busting you in the country.

Speaker 4 (03:00:44):
And they over talking.

Speaker 3 (03:00:45):
I'm just like, hey, guys, we got ten rods over
and going give me somebody, give me some bait, get
somebody take fish, and of course everyone I'm taking fish off.
But then they can't. Hey, can't y'all take a fish off?
I know how to take a fish off. I can't
get it off. The fans staking what happened to boys?
And how I take fishes? Nobody take a fish off?
Now what are we doing to our son? Can't take

(03:01:06):
a brim off?

Speaker 4 (03:01:07):
A brim? So So anyway, so we're going hold of
the nine and ten catfish? Maybe yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:01:13):
No, So we got all this going on, and then
it happens. I had the boat parked. There's a little
fishing platform, and some were fishing off the back of it. No, No,
All of a sudden, I looked and this boy goes, oh,
I got a big one, and I thought he was
hung It's just a little little grub. There's no big
basket to hit that. And all of a sudden I
saw his rod was coming down to his wrist. He

(03:01:35):
was like, and I thought he's hung on something. And
then you said, a little it moving because she said
it's a fish. And also I saw the water bowl
and I said.

Speaker 4 (03:01:42):
Every back, everybody, get away from it.

Speaker 3 (03:01:44):
You immediately took the rod from him. I said, he's
got a real fish. Then if you need me, I'm
right here like that. He's like, I said, it's right
tip up, right tipp down, you know, like that. And
so now I'm thinking this thing and I know it's
got a little brim hooking it. So I'm like, many
everything is crucial here. And that thing, I mean, it
bent almost to his wrist and then it tried to
run under the boat, and I'm like, all right, we

(03:02:06):
don't have we have no carping here anymore, we have
no catfish.

Speaker 4 (03:02:09):
That's a bass, that's a good one like that. And
I'm just like, okay, just and then next thing, I know,
other people, damn, what is the rick said, can you
get fixed. My mouth shut out of you know, like that,
and you're wanting to break the water. Regular Look at
the little brim I got. That's bait. It's a base, son,

(03:02:29):
get it off. It can't hurt. You ain't big enough.
You're like that. And so so then he goes four,
so so look so then so then he goes so
then he looks at me.

Speaker 3 (03:02:40):
He looks at me, and he goes, I know how
to ride. Look and then then he then he looks
at me. You know, all the parents signing releases, right,
And then he looks at me and he says, I
don't think I can get it in.

Speaker 4 (03:02:51):
That's all you wonder. That's all I needed to hear.

Speaker 3 (03:02:54):
I got it a little down, daddy can fish and
rots on. So and so I get in there and
I've got it, and I him up and bring him up.
And here it comes and I bring him up and
I'm just about got him up and he jumps up
out of water throws that little brim hook out of
his mouth.

Speaker 9 (03:03:09):
Was it good?

Speaker 1 (03:03:12):
Then?

Speaker 4 (03:03:13):
Sticking?

Speaker 7 (03:03:13):
Good?

Speaker 4 (03:03:13):
Mac daddy?

Speaker 7 (03:03:14):
What do you do?

Speaker 6 (03:03:14):
Rick?

Speaker 4 (03:03:15):
We had a session on setting the hook. But everybody,
when you here's how you said that right here.

Speaker 7 (03:03:21):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (03:03:42):
Troubling news on the animal front that may involved Scott
the tech guy here on the rick and Bubba status.

Speaker 4 (03:03:49):
This is not a good story.

Speaker 6 (03:03:50):
Here, not a good story.

Speaker 3 (03:03:51):
Scott should I explained to the audience first, because they
will think we're making it up.

Speaker 5 (03:04:00):
Let's read the story, then we'll set the stage. Wine
has such a personal touch to a British woman who
was scratched by a rat that she was trying to
set free from a bird feeder died six days later
of an infection. According to The Daily Mail, Carol Colburn,

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fifty seven, refused to wear gloves as she tried to
release the rodent and was clawed and had to give
up the battle to her son. She asked Kim Ross
is his name to take over. Within days of being scratched,
on May the second, Colburn became ill with flu like symptoms.
Two days later, her skin became yellow and she had

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difficulty moving. She was taken to the hospital and died
three and a half hours later. An infectious disease specialist
told an inquest into her death that she died from
Waless disease or and I'm not even going to try
the medical name a rare condition contracted from contact with animals.
Corbin was an animal lover who had sanctioned off a

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corner of her garden to attract wildlife such as foxes
and badgers. Badgers, but wales disease or wales bacteria so
warm and Cudley uh infects many small mammals and rodents.
They won't show symptoms, but they excrete the bacteria in
their urine and it infects their skin.

Speaker 3 (03:05:23):
Boy uh.

Speaker 5 (03:05:24):
Humans can become infected if they come into contact with
the animals urine, either in the soul or in the water,
or if they come into contact with the animal skin
or and they have an open wound. It's also possible
that humans in some situations can inhale the disease.

Speaker 3 (03:05:41):
Who would have ever thought that rat urine would make
you sick? There ish ideas today.

Speaker 4 (03:05:47):
Well, now we now enter the scene.

Speaker 8 (03:05:49):
Scott, Scott, the tech guy who raises domestic rats.

Speaker 4 (03:05:54):
I did rescue. I rescued five whe all again with
those wild ones.

Speaker 3 (03:05:59):
You've become a uh uh and some people are accusing you, frankly,
of price gouging with the rest and.

Speaker 4 (03:06:05):
Scott, I do appreciate I guess what it is. I
got several of them with the Dumbo ears that go
for as much as thirty bucks apiece. Yea, and I
knew you were after the Dumbo ears. Now, Dumbo ears
are great. I love the god.

Speaker 5 (03:06:15):
I appreciate your offer to come rescue me on your scooter,
but I did not want to relive that movie Dumb
and Dumber, right.

Speaker 4 (03:06:21):
It wouldn't have looked really interesting as for sure. Well, Scott,
I guess we'll have to say that.

Speaker 3 (03:06:26):
I'd like to hear though, how you come up with
the price of thirty dollars and maybe we can use
your your Dumbo ear rats to teach people about economics
and supply demand. But it is Yeah, I guess thirty
dollars is not a random figure. I'm sure that was.

Speaker 8 (03:06:38):
Well, that's actually about what to go thirty to fifty
depending on the you know, on the demand, the traits
that to have in colors and so there are people
but now, but this is a wild but there was
a time you had wild rant. Yes, and I will
be the first one to say this now that those
are my domestic ones, I'll be the first one to
say you said not with a wild rat Okay I did.

Speaker 4 (03:07:04):
Even though I did, people don't hear you. That's right.
Wild rats do harbor disease. There is no doubt.

Speaker 8 (03:07:09):
Yes, I would not recommend a wild rat as a
pet to anyone. Now you have no, I don't have
wild rats, domestic rat.

Speaker 4 (03:07:16):
What happened here? Wild rat?

Speaker 8 (03:07:18):
The wild rats went off to live in a a
wildlife petting zoo that they have up in Aniston. So
so so he sent them to the kids to p Yes,
they actually were put into a wildlife petting zoo.

Speaker 3 (03:07:30):
So you're rist there are there, we're dangers, There is
There is a difference domestic rat.

Speaker 4 (03:07:36):
And the wild rat.

Speaker 3 (03:07:37):
I just can't picture me though, with a petting zoo going.
You know what, These little lambs are beautiful, and I
love the goat. These are actually putting. I love these
little rabbits and that slow that big old turtler by
sits on this. But you know what we're missing. I
think kids want to pet rats.

Speaker 8 (03:07:50):
These were these were These were put into a diorama
of like a barn scene where they needed some rats
to show, you know, their natural habitat.

Speaker 4 (03:07:58):
That's what they did.

Speaker 8 (03:07:59):
Touch right next to the cat exhibit, right next to
the snake exhibit. Now, I would be the first one
to say, you know, in that situation, don't do as
I did. You know I said, I raised it.

Speaker 4 (03:08:09):
You make a mistake. Is that what I'm here?

Speaker 8 (03:08:11):
I'm just saying that wild rats can carry and harbor diseases.
Domestic rats are are completely different. They are completely different,
and that if you want to have a Scott, which.

Speaker 5 (03:08:21):
One was that you had to massage to make everything happen?
Was that the wild ones or the domestic ones?

Speaker 4 (03:08:28):
Those were the wild ones? Yeah, you don't remember the
massage take over the mama's area.

Speaker 3 (03:08:36):
Yeah, I can't believe you. I don't believe you set
through that. Seriously weeks. I wish we wouldn't bring that
up again because since Scott told me that, I've just
started sleeping through the night, so I can't think of that.

Speaker 4 (03:08:53):
It still explains why nobody on the staff will shake
his hands. Nobody has, Nobody has touched me. That's a
email Scott, Scott has passed me in the hall nine.
Scott had in his right hand Ricky want some of
his cook guess No, I'm.

Speaker 8 (03:09:06):
Good, No, I will be I will be the first
one to say, don't you know, you really shouldn't mess.

Speaker 4 (03:09:11):
What should wild animals of any kind? Yeah?

Speaker 19 (03:09:14):
Anything?

Speaker 4 (03:09:14):
What should this woman have done?

Speaker 8 (03:09:16):
She in this particular case, she she should just let
it die. Okay, he was in a trap, you know
what I mean. She already she'd already trapped it.

Speaker 22 (03:09:24):
Let it go.

Speaker 3 (03:09:25):
Well, she said it was in the bird feeder, trapped. Well,
so you know, one blow to the head and she'd
be alive, right now.

Speaker 4 (03:09:31):
That's right.

Speaker 8 (03:09:31):
Yeah, yeah, you gotta be careful, I see. And that's
why the first thing I did, and I will say
this first thing I did before I did anything with
those wild rats, I had I took them to the
that and had them test and make sure they had
no disease.

Speaker 4 (03:09:40):
But you had to catch them. Well, they were in
a shoe box. They fell out of myself. What about
the big one?

Speaker 8 (03:09:44):
You got, No, the big one, the big one I
didn't keep, said, I just had the babies, and I
ran out of the grass, ran it out free, free,
set that big I ran it out of the garage.

Speaker 4 (03:09:53):
Had the babies. By the way, your neighbor, I need
to bring one of my.

Speaker 5 (03:10:02):
No, no, no, no, I hate their wicked tail they're tailings,
you know, the hairless most people out is that is
that hairless tail?

Speaker 4 (03:10:09):
They say, if they didn't have those those long tails.

Speaker 8 (03:10:11):
Well, you know, it's actually possible if you breed them
down enough generations, you can actually get rid of the
tail and get a hairless rat. So what you're saying
is hairless. Right with dumbo ears, Yeah, with dumbohear you
can get some Dumbo ears. Oh, the dumbo ears are great.
It's their ears instead of being on top of her head,
the dumbo ears are actually down on the sides. It
looked like little elfin ears.

Speaker 4 (03:10:28):
Scott, which one was that you talked to? Count?

Speaker 8 (03:10:30):
That's that's that's dor May. That's the one that she
can't count. She can play basketball.

Speaker 4 (03:10:35):
I stand corrected. Yeah, she can't count.

Speaker 8 (03:10:37):
She plays basketball, standing correct A little hoop over in
the corner of her cage and give a little phone balls.
She'll take it and run it and stick it in
the little hoop, and then she'll come back get a
get a treat when she's done.

Speaker 4 (03:10:46):
They really are very smart. The wall a domestic, I
don't have any more WI.

Speaker 3 (03:10:50):
The walls don't play basketball, they play soccer right well.
The wild ones, the wild ones are very the wild
ones are very hard to train. The wow is inclined
to me like beady can tell you why women are
hard to drink.

Speaker 4 (03:11:06):
Speeding.

Speaker 8 (03:11:06):
In my case, Rat t actually better than that going
down that avenue right right, But now I do have
one that will play basket you like that when boat
house she's really she's really smart.

Speaker 4 (03:11:18):
You just said it Rat was smart.

Speaker 8 (03:11:19):
Smart, I would honestly say, I would say as smart
as a dog. I would say, Scott, their brain is
so small. I mean it's like but it's it's size wise,
it's relative to the same size of a dog's brain.

Speaker 4 (03:11:33):
When you look at the size, I thought.

Speaker 5 (03:11:34):
You just had to have more I thought more masks,
more surface areament you had more capacity intelligent?

Speaker 4 (03:11:40):
They're really very well, what's more intelligent? No, just over
a pig. Pigs are quite smart. Pig pigs and cows
are two dumbest animals on the planet. Not pigs.

Speaker 8 (03:11:53):
I used to know somebody used to pigs. Know somebody
used to raise and used to raise cows. And that's
the reason you never got between a cow and a fence.

Speaker 4 (03:12:00):
Right about your dumb Are you right about the cow? Yeah?
A lot of what.

Speaker 3 (03:12:05):
A lot of Piggy said that we need a Piggy
wrote a novel one. I've seen a movie where I
pig talk. Goats aren't real bright, but all they like
dudes eat, you know. Yeah, I love and play play
King of the Hill.

Speaker 4 (03:12:19):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 5 (03:12:20):
I don't care how old I get to see goats
fighting to get up on a stump for no apparent reasons.

Speaker 8 (03:12:25):
You know what's so funny, bubb I have to I
have to close the gate on my back deck because
if I leave it open, they will literally go all
the way to the top of.

Speaker 4 (03:12:32):
The high deck and we'll stand on the handrail. I
mean to try to get you.

Speaker 6 (03:12:37):
They can get

Speaker 7 (03:12:46):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.