December 23, 2024 - Rick & Bubba Show - Rick and Bubba’s Greatest Hits

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Ringing, buther freaking bubb tiss to grieve it leaves bringing
bucking Bubby. Oh, it brings me to my kneesing buthering bu.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I can't start enough drinking baking bubb Ud.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Welcome to the Cooks Past Control Best of Ricking Bubba Show.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
I'm Greg. I'm hosting today.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Speedy'll come in on Christmas Eve and then we'll all
be off Wednesday celebrating Christmas. Hard to believe it's here,
and then I'll be back Thursday Friday, and then we
have another week after that. So we have got a
lot of stuff to go through from the past thirty
one years best.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Of moments on the Rick and Bubba Show.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
I'm trying to find obscure stuff that I haven't played
or it's been a while since I've played. And a
lot of times I just looked through the list and
I see something and it kind of reaches out. I go, well,
that sounds weird or interesting. Well, this is one of
those cases right here. This first segment is just entitled
wet Wipes. I don't know what it is, but what's
check it out on the Best of Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
There's a story out today that Americans are not properly
cleaning themselves after a trip to.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
The Old Battle.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Oh boy, yeah, doctors are not volunteered for that study.
That toilet paper does little to clean the job up properly,
and we all should be using wet wipes, which is
good news for Several celebrities have been on this train
for a while, such as Will I Am, Will Smith,
Terrence Howard, just to name a few.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Is the big problem I mean is that people dying?
What's the big deal?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Well, they do say that it is bad for your
help for you not to be cleaned up completely, and
if you because of the remnants of what is left behind,
well we got that.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
But if you're going over for years, I don't see
people falling over from restaurant.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
And they say that if you you can, you can,
like too much irritate that area down.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Well that's all right, and I think that's the point.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yes, I know a lot of European countries have the budets.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
You know, who.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Is it to use their hand? That's the Arabs, that's
the Arabs. I'm not I'm not even going to really
go into that one because I'm not what is it great?
That's true?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Fact, the bottom the bottom line is they don't better
shake hands with right, Yeah, you're shaking hands with.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
The thumb. But they they they're just.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Bottom line is saying a moist wipe does a better
job than a dry does, and you.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
See more marketing of that, which you know we have
we have a dollar shave.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, absolutely, is that not clog up subject? I was
gonna say it might be a plumbing problem. I guess
someone I don't know, sure they thought that through before
they stretch selling. I mean, yeah, I guess they's about
them their brand. I'm just I mean, if you just.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
Grab something off the shelf, yeah, you don't need to
be throwing wipe.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
He's in there.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
That's why I don't think they're just sposed. I don't
really well some of them.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
That's an important note. You better know which ones they
are degradable or not. But you can see the common
sense of this. Yeah, I took.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Us a while. We went corn cob paper, and now.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
It didn't take us a while to get on the
third thing, eternity.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
That's really you're right now, who wants to get up
with your butt? Wet? Though?

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Excuse me, you go wet, wet, dry chase it with
dry Yeah, you got chase it with a dry little path.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Well I'd rather that, though have been, than telling some aftermath. Well, yeah,
I'll tell you this.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Nobody will because we all hunt, and we have all been.
We have all been caught in the woods at one
time or another with the stomach.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Problem leaning on a tree. Hey, leaves are about as
bad as it gets.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
You're in a bad spot. You're looking at Listen, there
are days I would give.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
Anything for a corn cob.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
That's a low man.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Hey, you get end up with a squirrel's nest drows
breaking up.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Wait a minute, you leave in the house for a
minute and come back. Wait minute, look at that.

Speaker 8 (04:17):
That.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Let's move A good thing we got to but thank
you got greg. You make good for a long time
we went, but that was not a long progression.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
We pay for a while. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
And while while dead leaves do crumble and crack easy,
you gotta be careful if you got lively a lot
of poison, you don't want.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
I would go this this far, don't you think?

Speaker 9 (04:35):
Though?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
The corn cob did not have a very long run.
And that's for obvious reason. Somebody said, I think I
got something let's try something out. Yeah, there's gotta be
a better way.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Let's try something. Please, somebody cut that tree down. Wait,
let's try something else. Come on, all right.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
If any y'all ever used to bow day before, I
never have. I haven't.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
That's something I've always traded with it. I've been to
play that had them. But I just got made myself
far that I did the challenge one time?

Speaker 6 (05:04):
Did you?

Speaker 7 (05:05):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (05:05):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (05:05):
I just wondered, is it cold water or come out
of the warm side? A little bit of hello? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (05:13):
Hello quick?

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Because i've accidentally it shouldn't be a butt day? Really
should that seems like that you gotta aim almost it doesn't.
It doesn't seem like you're thoroughly clean. One size works
for everybody, I mean careful. Yeah, I'm a little bit
taller than I don't know how that works. I think
the wet wipe kicks out the bow day.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, it seems like to me it's just a lot
of splashing going on. But a mess. Yeah, a lot
of mass, a lot of mess the old bow day.
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
I believe that's a French worthy I wonder, I.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
Wonder what here.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Stopped up with? Funny you stopped, just passed on all
the calls.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
But yeah, yeah, the sins and going yeah, I mean,
I don't see anything but trouble up there.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
This story brought to you by Daughter Shaved Club. But watch, yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Gotta love this straightforward and it's just uncomfortable to do
their spots, but it's straightforward.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
You know what they call them, what they are for
us for you to do now.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
James, who claims he's been using for ten years, I
here a little bit about that.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
Okay, just maybe he may have information on the toilet
tom was somebody futting a Sears catalog, you know, ripping
the page out of there?

Speaker 4 (06:28):
But I don't see people.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
I used to say that that Wish book was kind
of slick, though you.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Know this must have been before it got that sheen
on it.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
I tell you, I don't want to talk to you
right now because he'll start out by saying digit.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
And we don't want to do it. I know, thank you.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Sure you will try, James from here. They ain't got
a lot of time left, James, I ain't doing, buddy.

Speaker 11 (06:51):
I'm doing wonderful. Listen. There were three defining moments in
my life. The day I found Jesus today, I saw
my kids and the day I started using.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
What, Oh my gosh, what.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
I can't believe that number three battles you're calling life changing?

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Can you flush them?

Speaker 8 (07:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (07:06):
You flush them? Been using them all and I don't
know about like a septic things, but they do pretty good,
you know, city sewer.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
He's not sure. Surely they couldn't make they are not flushable.
I'm sure those are.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
But I bet if you get stuck up with the
baby wipes, I don't think are fleshable.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Maybe they're not.

Speaker 11 (07:27):
We I buy the white cloud at Walmart.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Is that what they're for?

Speaker 9 (07:32):
I hope?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
So you need to be a dollar shaved club person
because we're calling them with those those have gotta be designed.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
Yeah, but see if you're get used to it and
then you get out somewhere and don't have it, that'd
be a rough transition going back.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
That you could travel easier with them then Oh roll, Yeah,
I don't, I don't care and roll.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
I gotta roll back. Oh I keep a roll on
my back back.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
Yeah, that's what I'm about.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
This is a bit easier to care.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
After my incident going up to the tight game, I
got a roll in the truck that's forgot out that
you never know. I'm probably carry probably gart because I
gotta walk, moron, I usually let carry.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Real stop up.

Speaker 12 (08:11):
Rickon mother wrecking Bubba Ricking Bubba ricking' bubba.

Speaker 13 (08:54):
The Rick Worty Show is coming. Don't miss the debut
here on January sixth, twenty twenty five. Details at Rick
bridgessshow dot com.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
We've talked often, and I hopefully some of you youngsters
that are you know, whenever you start considering when you
get old enough, and I know some of you do it,
like Johnny Manziel, for instance, before you're illegally old enough
to partake of alcoholic beverages, you need to look at
drunks and then decide whether that is intriguing to you

(09:33):
and the things they constantly get themselves into, and you
know you will find pretty quick it has very little
redeeming value. And it seems to take places, take people
in places that if you were which is probably the
reason why drunkenness is you know, something God is not
fond of, because it tends to open you up to
do things that if you were sober, you would not

(09:54):
remotely consider. Okay, So here we are again. An American
man has been fine and five hundred dollars Saturday night. Now,
don't miss the wording in the story, because then that'll
get us to the rest of the story. After he
swallowed a beloved human toad that belonged to a Canadian bar. Okay,

(10:15):
Oh my goodness, this is a Canadian up date.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Yeah, a Canadian update. It gives getting better and this
keeps getting better. There these are drunk Canadians. My gosh, I.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Know a lot of you just can't wait till the
day that we turn into Canada. South Uh the downtown
hotel in Dawson City, Yukon. Apparently, Bubba has something called
a famous Dawson City tradition which involves drinking a shot
of Yukon gold whiskey. Don't miss that Yukon gold whiskey

(10:58):
with a withered o toe inside. Now I have scoured
this story, I have looked everywhere Speedy has looked. Is
called the sour toe cocktail. For the life of me,
I cannot find the source of human toes. Let's say
I want to invent a drinking game, and of course
I'm Baptist, so I wouldn't. But let's say that I

(11:19):
wanted to create a drinking game that involved putting a
withered toe in the drink. Where do I get my
human toes? Did you seek the sour toe? Caught the
sour toe? Cocktail bubba? Where is the source? Does somebody say, hey,
you know, we're almost side of human toes. You need
to call our supplier. Who do you call? Because they'll

(11:40):
tell you in this story they've gone through several toes.
But here's the problem. No one has ever swallowed the
withered toe on purpose. Now here's how the drink has
to touch the must touch their lip with the toe
inside the whiskey. They said, the toe has been dehydrated
and preserved in salt. But it never tells you where

(12:00):
the toes come from.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
Rick, I would say, I would look around the you know,
the club, the bar for maybe somebody who's limping.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Now look, I googled this, Rick. You can actually buy
toenails online. Note, you can buy human toes? Are you
kidding me?

Speaker 9 (12:17):
No?

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Where did they come from?

Speaker 3 (12:19):
They say most of them are from China? Well you
cut off, y'all. Toe, we made money. You don't need
all of them. You don't need ten to toll Take
one goat. So anyway, so now we do have at
the bar. Here's what the bar said where they established,
which is why this guy's in trouble. The bar had
to establish a five hundred dollars fine to prevent people

(12:41):
from stealing the toe or swallowing it on purpose. And
by golly, we had a drunk and swallowed it on purpose.
Everybody knows you did it on purpose, and now we're
going to find him five hundred dollars for that. Now
this is according You will love this, bubb But to
Terry Lee, who is the bar's toe captain.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
The toe has been replaced eight times you to theft, misplacement.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Or swallowing, but normally, which.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Means they have been accidental swallowings of a toe. Now,
how do you accidentally swallow a toe?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Guy?

Speaker 4 (13:12):
This obviously is not your first drink.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
You can give that back though. That's a bad process,
but you can get it bad. They did, so I
hope the toenails trimmed. I'll tell you that.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
They did say.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
They did say that they did one time have an
accidental swallowing, and they said a lot of people they
had to go back to instant replay, and they said
everyone agreed that Johnny Manziel swallowed it by accidents, so
they said, so he did not receive something or did
he take any money.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
So basically this is the Canadian version of tequila, but
with a toe instead of a worm.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Yeah but even but Rick, this was established in nineteen
seventy three, So I got to go back to when
it started nineteen seventy three, the sour toe cocktail. And
it started with somebody like Greg Burgess and said, I
guarantee you won't put that in that drink and drink it,
you know, Greg Glove, Greg Gloves, Yes, yes, you want

(14:11):
to eat that toe and you know that that.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
How much for you to eat the toe? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (14:15):
All right, now you challenged me in there to eat
the coffee just to ground Yeah, Rick.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
You don't know how many days we go in the kitchen.
Then Greg will say, I bet you won't just eat this.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
I know, Yeah, how long can you know? I'm not
I'm not gonna eat it.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Put your y'all full of coffee? So who can That's
how it started. It started on a night like that somebody.
Well it's started to say get a shawl of raw coffee.
It's another thing to say eat some coffee out of
out of Bubba's two toes.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
I mean that's completely different. Patrick.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
That toe there don't look any worse than mine. I
tell you, I'd let them have one of my toes
for the right price.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Would you really affects your pal? What's the price? How much?

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Thirty six a month? Greg understand? So I got to
pay for it for the rest of Oh yeah, I
gotta make payments till somebody swallows it. How much would
you give your toe it for?

Speaker 4 (15:08):
I'm talking big toe? Because he's a big toe.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
I don't want to go. I'm not The big one's
not going anywhere, and the pinky's not going anywhere either.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
In the middle, you can get.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Two from one on a couple of mine. Yeah, because
Gray's got web fits a big, big toe. And I'll
be honest, we put that Put that back up.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Man, that's old weathered.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
Wait a minute, that that's that don't look like the toe.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
It's been dehydrated and preserved and saltea. Oh guys, Oh
you can't see a picture of it before. Great, No,
I get a good look at brown brown weather thing.
Oh my god, I mean I know where that one
came from. Easy whether China, China. These are Chinese toes.

(15:55):
You know what somebody said, he said because it was
a Chinese toe. He did swallow it was hungry. Thirty
minutes later.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Yeah, Rick just didn't fill him up. So we can
go online order a bunch of toes.

Speaker 8 (16:05):
You don't like?

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Where are they getting toes from? Look? I unfortunately googled
about and I'm sure that guess they picture this.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
And what if we started a business of selling toes
in the Asians have beat us to it?

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Yeah, hello, thank you for calling to sell to stead
of toenail. Got it? Oh my good. The marketing just
clicks in. I can't stop it.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
They you can even you can even order size. You
want a big toe or a smaller big toe. I mean, y'all,
there's human y'all, there's a lot of let's be honest,
that's a that's a look drunks come up with someone.
Oh yeah, most ridiculous. I'm sure the Government's drink come
after me because I googled human toes for sale.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
I'm sure I'll get targeted. But it comes up.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
It's straight up reliable Chinese human in toes, and you've
got suppliers here.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
The reliable.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Well, I can't stand to get it unreliable, Tosa. At
last toe I got was a police of craft.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
I tell you what.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
I don't call TOASA. Oh they're not reliable. The toe
I got didn't even look. I mean that thing wasn't
as big as like like this popcorn shrimp. Didn't even
have a nail on it. I want one the size
of a prom. Yes, send a big one, big Old
Rocky Rocky says that he lost his toe about fifteen
years ago.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Rocky, sorry to hear that, right, Rocky, where's your toe now?

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 14 (17:33):
I've always kind of wondered, you know, I lost a
big toe and one next to it, And I get
phantom pains all the time. So I figure maybe that's
them drinking and kissing it when they're fighting, when they're
making shot.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Your toe may be in a glass of whiskey as
we speak, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
So you do have phantom pain like I hear about
that a lot.

Speaker 14 (17:54):
Say yeah, yeah, yeah. I was fourteen when I had
a motorcycle and I'm fifty now, so stem more than
fourteen years ago.

Speaker 8 (18:00):
Yep.

Speaker 14 (18:00):
Through the years, I mean, I've had all things in
the middle of the night. It'll I'll just wake up.
It's just like somebody's stepping on my toes.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
That's somebody knocking back that that sour toe cocktail.

Speaker 14 (18:11):
That's what I'm thinking now. I think I'll answer my question.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Well there, you know what, listen to the Rick and
Bubba show. Don't tell them what you learn. At least
it don't take Rocky long and clippers toes. I bet
it takes him with break a little less time, a
little less time the most do.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
You think they use the toe truck to the delivery?

Speaker 15 (18:45):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba, thank you for joining me at

(19:06):
the Cook's Past Control.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Best of Ricking Bubby Shaw digging through some of the
best bits in the last thirty one years. It's always
fun with our friend Andy Andrews stops by.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Check this out.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Talked to last hour and had a good time talking
about the debacle that is Stevie nicksbot botchaism injections. Was
that called yeah, talk botox? She did a botox deal
that are in her face tried to melt off. And
so that guy's talking a little bit about plastic surgery
and I didn't realize that Brent actually has a song

(19:40):
about this.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Uh, I didn't know this is this is.

Speaker 7 (19:43):
You're gonna love this.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
Brant has a song about everything, any topic. Brent can
give you a song about it.

Speaker 16 (19:48):
This is kind of a whatever happened to?

Speaker 12 (19:51):
Is this?

Speaker 16 (19:52):
Many things in our life? Whatever happened to all these
different things?

Speaker 4 (19:57):
A little bit of it?

Speaker 10 (19:58):
Why?

Speaker 11 (19:59):
What?

Speaker 17 (20:00):
Whatever happened polyester slacks? Whatever happened all those eight tracks?
Whatever happened to using good taste? What the heck happened
to Kenny Rogers face? Where's more pet Rocks and pac

(20:25):
Man knee hind tab? Have the Looney Bins all closed?
Now that there's rehab? Where's Michael Jackson's nose?

Speaker 6 (20:34):
An ipan? A toothpaste?

Speaker 17 (20:38):
What the heck happened to Kenny Rogers' face? I mean, hell,
is that really the gambler or droid in his place?
Whatever happened to Kenny Rogers?

Speaker 8 (21:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (21:04):
I said, well done, That's not the whole song, But
I'll give you an idea, Brent.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
How you being busy, busy and slippy right now?

Speaker 9 (21:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Yeah, I know you you guys that perform and get
out and do shows at nine, This is not really
a good time of day for you.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
There's other people out there in the morning too.

Speaker 17 (21:22):
I'm just it's a surprising that just two people drive
around this time in the morning.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Who are these people?

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Rick?

Speaker 5 (21:28):
I have to tell you, I was so excited when
we came down over spring break and uh we were.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
Out at the beach Club.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
And we were uh and and Brent was actually playing
in the restaurant, and I was so excited, and I
told Betty, I said, we want to go down here Brent,
and I was all fired up with the kids. Had
to go down to the beach for a minute. They
were having a small camp fire or something, you know.
I said, you know, this is great. It was cold
out there and the wind was blown a little bit.

(21:54):
And I said, well, I'm I'm ready to go back
so I can hear Brent play. And I went in
and got me a table, got all ordered, and Brent
come over and was talking.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
I said, when's set gonna begin?

Speaker 5 (22:03):
He said, I just did to thank you.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
You said what they got to do with chocolate monkey?
I know, but anyway, well, Brent, it's good to see you.
I don't know if you know this. Andy Andrews is
here and the Andy Andrews Andy Andrews what I like
to call him as a masterful storyteller.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Huh and uh.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
And you just say you're an author, you're a comedian,
you're a motivational speaker. You are currently on a piece
of PBS. You have they ever have they finally stopped
running that?

Speaker 4 (22:37):
No, yes, it's still.

Speaker 18 (22:38):
Run, still going And for a thousand dollars, we'll send
you a coffee mugg Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
You know, all kid decided. It really was great.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
And you know you've you've written the books, You've you've
done the motivational speaking, you've done the haha and funny man,
I mean.

Speaker 16 (22:51):
My motivational speaker.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
I saw you actually motivate me, motivated to say seven decisions.

Speaker 18 (22:57):
I could of feel like if if what you wanted
for somebody to tell you to have a good attitude.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
I'm not because I kind of feel like your mother.

Speaker 16 (23:04):
Should have told you.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
I've even made fun of that that Tony Robbins takes
twelve hundred dollars for what your mother should talk.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
To Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, I hate to be
that guy. So you're not a motivational speaker, you're a
public speaker.

Speaker 16 (23:13):
I would I'd rather do something what do you call
I'm more into proof. I'm a noticer. I noticed you're fashionable.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Well, let me ask you this this thing that ran
on PBS, what do you call that?

Speaker 4 (23:25):
You were? You were helping.

Speaker 18 (23:27):
When God was passing out talents, I didn't get the
good ones. I didn't get the ones like you can
swim faster, you can sing great.

Speaker 16 (23:33):
I got this really odd thing.

Speaker 18 (23:35):
God looked at me when I was a little bitty
baby and said, I'm gonna let you notice stuff. And
so that's why my parents thought I was an odd
little boy, because you know, my my mom would say
things that, don't play with those arrows, they'll poke your
eye out, or don't play with that stick, it'll poke
your eye out. And I'm six years old, and I'm thinking,
you can't poke your eye out with a stick. You
can poke it in, poke it out.

Speaker 16 (23:55):
You got to run it up through your nose.

Speaker 18 (23:58):
And I would just I would see the same things
everybody saw, and I'd hear the same things everybody heard,
but it would just it would seem different to.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Me, a form of discernment exactly right.

Speaker 18 (24:08):
And so somewhere, I mean, for a long time, it
was just funny stuff. You know, and then for somewhere
along the line it became life stuff. And so you know,
I work with these corporations, I work with the military,
and I work with different organizations, and I noticed little
bitty things that make a big difference because you know,
you know how for people for years have said, don't

(24:29):
sweat the small stuff, right, and it's all small stuff.

Speaker 16 (24:33):
Well, you see, I'm I'm kind.

Speaker 18 (24:34):
Of here to tell you better sweat the small stuff
because people have been making these tiny little brushstrokes for
years and years and then they step away from the
painting and go, oh my gosh, this is not what
I intended at all.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
And so and so what you call it socialism? It's
a wake up America. You should have sweated the little stuff.
But here on the show that you need small stuff.

Speaker 16 (25:01):
Yeah, I tell you off there, okay.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
And by the way, you don't ever say you're not
a motivational speaker. When you spoke at our church, you
motivated me to get up and go to the bathroom there,
and I want to thank you for that.

Speaker 16 (25:13):
I noticed I motivated several people to get up and leave.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Right in the middle.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Right.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Uh, you know, you were telling us off air and
I don't know why we're devoting this much of the
show to plastic surgery today. But you were talking about
you working with Joan Rivers and when you talk to you, no,
I did not till today.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
That was a small thing we missed for years. I
wish I had noticed. Actually for two years I didn't
notice it, but I did.

Speaker 18 (25:37):
For two years of my life, I worked with Joan.
I was her opening act, and so for years I
worked with her and it was awesome. I mean, she
she was really great.

Speaker 16 (25:46):
But but there are different things about her that.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
People don't know, but you noticed them.

Speaker 16 (25:51):
I noticed them.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
I noticed it.

Speaker 18 (25:53):
And one of the things that you know, she's a
tiny little woman. Yeah, she's very small.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
I've eaten meals bigger than she.

Speaker 18 (25:59):
She's always scared about getting big, you know, because she
was a chubby child and so people were always, you know,
teasing her.

Speaker 16 (26:05):
So she's always scared about that.

Speaker 18 (26:07):
And so one of the things that I have noticed
is that, and you know this from being on television,
if you're traveling around, if you're in public, people will come.

Speaker 16 (26:15):
Up to you and say you look like so and so.
Did you anybay ever tell you look like her?

Speaker 18 (26:20):
I have a cousin looks like and so one time
Joan is so paranoid about being gaining weight.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
One time and something I've never swear.

Speaker 18 (26:29):
I forget where we were, but this lady came up
to me after the whole thing, and she she was huge,
all right. I mean, I mean, no, this is and
we're not getna embarrass anybody here because she was like
eight hundred pounds. She was bigger than anybody here, okay,
And so this was way out of the norm. And
she came up to me and she was talking to
me and she said, this is dream come true. And
I said, oh really, and she said, oh, I've loved

(26:50):
Joan for years and people say I look like her,
and oh boy, and something just clicked, something clicked in
my mind, and I said, you know you do, and
you need to tell her that.

Speaker 16 (27:04):
And she said she said, oh I couldn't.

Speaker 18 (27:06):
And I said, oh, you must, and I said, she
is right down the hall and I can get you backstage.
She's down there with her with the with the road
manager and they're about to leave it. The resemblance is
uncanny and you really need to tell her this way.
So so I get her backstage and I said, you know,
I gotta go in my dressing room here. And so
if you turn the corner there she's down there with Dorothy.

(27:27):
You're about to get in the limo. And but the
resemblance and I'm just like really eating this up now.
And so she said you sure, I said absolutely, So.

Speaker 16 (27:34):
I duck to the left.

Speaker 18 (27:36):
I send her around the corner, and I actually look
and watch her going down, and so Jones, Jones sees
Jones sees her coming. And so I see that Jones
caes her coming and and and I see I can
kind of hear what they're saying. And I see the
lady say, you know, people say I look like you,
and I see Joan kind of looking go like this.

Speaker 16 (27:57):
And right when I know.

Speaker 18 (27:58):
That the lady has told her that, people say, I
run around the corner and I taped the lady on
the shoulder.

Speaker 16 (28:03):
I said, John, they want you back. I'm sorry, You're
not bad.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
The lady was like, see like they do this all
the time, you know, And that's back when you used
to open for Jones.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
That was last, That was the last I ever saw
jo Can I tell you something.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
I don't feel so bad about the trick. I played
on you now this morning?

Speaker 10 (28:28):
What what?

Speaker 2 (28:29):
What?

Speaker 10 (28:29):
What?

Speaker 19 (28:29):
What?

Speaker 4 (28:29):
You lady?

Speaker 16 (28:30):
What did you do?

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Because because when I when I saw him, he looked
at me and like gave me a wish.

Speaker 16 (28:35):
Dude, you're lucky I didn't throw you under the bus.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (28:38):
I was so waiting for him to launch on you know,
how you'll throw something up. He walks up. Everybody was
in there eating. Of course you're right here doing your things.

Speaker 16 (28:44):
I had not seen you this morning.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
And he hadn't seen you.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
And he saw the whole team, even additions to the team, right,
but no speedy right. So he says, so, what's deal speed?
I said, well, you and you hadn't heard I said,
he he left his few months ago.

Speaker 16 (28:57):
He said it was it was a pretty bitter.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
And I said it was said it was kind of nasty,
and look, he goes all seriously really.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
And I said yeah, I said it was awful. I said,
you think you know somebody?

Speaker 18 (29:06):
And then he did the thing, you know, like you know,
he'll take about.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
He'll give you something to think about and go.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
Yeah, he laughed bad, and I said, I said, and
that's how he keeps from laughing when he knows he's
got someone.

Speaker 18 (29:21):
I said, really, I'm man, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 16 (29:25):
And he said yeah, it was a pretty bitter party.

Speaker 18 (29:27):
And and I said, man, I had no idea, and and.

Speaker 16 (29:30):
And and and Rick said, yeah, you know he's he's
in a lot.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Of trouble and what and did this?

Speaker 16 (29:37):
And that's what I said. I said, you know, I
have a friend's got the same problem.

Speaker 18 (29:41):
You know, and and and and he was really, and
you know, I could have back on this, and I
could have said, you know, I knew this was going on.

Speaker 7 (30:15):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
I had a very very busy day yesterday. I had
uh things lined up. I had to to to do
some things.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
With the kids.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
We had basketball practice, I had to go shopping for
the twelve days of Christmas twelve.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Okay, So every time he said that we don't have
to do those are.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
And one of those things was I had to run
by and see my doctor. I hadn't seen him in
a while, and it's you know, it's going to be
time to set that time up for a physical. And
you know I had some prescriptions that.

Speaker 6 (31:11):
Had run out. Boy, do you you know I didn't
want to.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
I didn't want to, uh you know, run out over
the holiday, so I want to be sure I had
those renewed. And i'd actually spoke with him on the phone.
He said, well, come by and we'll just sit down
for a minute and.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Talk about these talk about meds.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Yeah, talk about the meds, make sure everything's working like
it is, and set up a time for your physical.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
And it's time for that. And I said, oh yeah,
that's always fun. And you know, we laughed.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
And so I went by, and I was expecting it
to be a you know, a fifteen minute.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Visit because heck, I had a busy day.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
I had a lot of things lined up, and you know,
I had a pretty big lunch before I went, and uh,
you know, I was gearing up to you.

Speaker 6 (31:44):
I didn't want my.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
Blood sugar to drop. Well, all that shopping going on.
You know, I had to make two or three trips
to the truck yesterday. So you know, I go in
and we we have our conversation and uh, we're working
through it. And he said, uh, well, let's just let's
just go ahead and take care of that physical. And
I said, oh, holdt. I said, I came here so

(32:05):
we could discuss the meds and get my prescriptions renewed,
and I said, I know it's time and I'm I'm
ready and willing, matter of fact, but I need to
do it like next month will when I have the afternoon,
you know, blocked out to do to do things here
because I got I got to go get these things,
you know, times of wasting.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
I got kids that had to be at basketball practice.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
You know, I had all this stuff going on, and uh,
you know, quite frankly, I think I was not allowed
to leave.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
I mean, I.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
Hate to say, I hate to say hostage. I don't
want to use the age word.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
See this is that thing, you know, but I figured
he would never get you back in there, and once
you got.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Listen and that that's exactly what he said. He said,
I know you you'll never come back. And I said, oh no,
you don't understand. I want to get this physical. I'm
fired up, but I got to do it. I got
to get mentally prepared to come in here to get that.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
That's the fact that is. I gotta I gotta rev up.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
And I said, I'll be fine once I set. My
mind's very strong long as I'm in control of it now,
if it gets to working on its own lookout, look out,
because it will get strong against me.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
This is what they call the ambush.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
So he said, look it it ain't gonna take but
just a minute.

Speaker 6 (33:17):
We're gonna do this.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
We're gonna do that. We're gonna draw blood. I said, Doc,
I said, am I supposed to fast before this? He
said yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
I said, I just had a pizza for lunch. I
said that blood test is useless. It's useless. Matter of fact,
if you want me to fast, you're gonna have to
be at my office at five o'clock in the morning
because I'm gonna eat during the show.

Speaker 6 (33:34):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
That's just gonna happen. Yep, on Saturday. I'll be here
any time on Saturday. You would like, No, we're not
open on Saturday. You're gonna have to come to the
show early. So he agreed, he's gonna come draw my
blood next week here at six o'clock. He said, long
as he can talk on the air. I said, sure,
whatever you want to do this well after this story, yeah,
the uh you know, and and from there, Rick, it's
it's what we call the turn.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
It just went bad.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
And I said, no.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
Doc, I got where He said, Look, I've got to.
But we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna very quickly. We're
gonna we're gonna do an e kg on. It talks
about two many. Fine, we're gonna take a chest X ray. Uh,
we're gonna do you know this, We're gonna listen to that.
We're gonna do the prostate. And I said, oh, lock

(34:19):
it down, I said, Doc, I said, you don't understand.
I know how important that is. I said, you know,
we we've got friends, we got a lot of folks.
This is affected. And how about this. Mentally, I'm to
the point I'm like, okay, we got to get it checked.
I'm all right with that, but I ain't ready today.
I got to do it Monday. You got you gotta

(34:41):
give me time to work this out because this mind
is turning against you right now. And he said, look,
I know how you are, and it should. He said,
I'll never see you again.

Speaker 6 (34:51):
I know you.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
He said, you're out of here. I'll never see you again.
He said, you're not leaving this room till I check
that prostate. I start to get this glove on.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
You know I have a law against that.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
And look, I said, I said, and Rick.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
I mean, I hate to bring this up here on
the show, but I think I was e a m
W examined without my permission, is examined against my wheel.
Don't need to feel pressured into that, right, Gosh, I
will say this, there was just so many things that

(35:30):
that that the reasons that that shouldn't have happened yesterday.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Did you hear the guy out of the room to
get you run in the corner what he laid across
the old table? Did did he.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Actually say to you, I'm gonna get that prostate. I'm
gonna check that procett.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Yeah, he said, I gonna he said.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
He said, I'm gonna check that prostate before you leave
the room, and he like to shut the door and
locked it and put his chair in front of the.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Head of gun. You know.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
The weirdest thing about that, The exact same thing happened
to me in a public restume in Atlanta.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Almost exactly.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
You know, let me tell you if you saw George
and if I hadn't broke the lock, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
What would have happened.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
And you know what's funny, it goes through your mind.
We were on like the second story and I'm looking
out the window and I think there there's a first
story flat roof below us, and I'm thinking that I
could jump through that window and do a front roll
out to.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Break the fall. What you thought, Hey, that may not
be hot.

Speaker 5 (36:27):
And then the problem is how do I get from
that roof down to the ground. Surely there's a gutter,
a drain, something I can shemmy down. Because I felt
like I was being harried against my wheel for an examination.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
That is an an e A m W.

Speaker 6 (36:42):
That is an examination against my wheel.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
That's not a bad idea to have it that way,
because I mean, like it happened. Yeah no, it did
ruin his day to you slide down.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
The chair today, Well let me tell you it.

Speaker 6 (36:58):
Uh look go.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Don't you know the guy who was at the electronic
story where he got the twelve days after this goes boy?

Speaker 4 (37:09):
That explains a lot.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Bubbles walking around that much to say that there's two squeaking.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
There's two things that absolutely drive me crazy at the doctor.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
I know one of them. One of them it is
surprise exams.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
The second one is filling out paperwork, filled out already,
I hate you got to fill it out you And
I'm like I'm like, if yall, hey, I've been I
filled out paperwork years ago when I started, and if
you ain't got that, now, how do you know the
rest of this stuff?

Speaker 7 (37:42):
You know?

Speaker 4 (37:42):
I mean, I'm like, if you can't keep up with
that for him, how do I know the test I got?

Speaker 3 (37:45):
I got to ask you this is give him a
new address. Well, I gotta fill the whole thing. I
got to ask you this. I know next time I
go to the doctor, if I ever do that, the
same thing is going to happen because they know that once.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
Well, let me can we come back now? Well, let
me let me say this.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Okay, that's awful.

Speaker 5 (37:59):
The examination does not last very long. But in the
middle of the examination I did ask the doctor the question.
I had no idea you supported Obama.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba, wreaking ricking bub freaking bubba. Pass
the dreave it.

Speaker 7 (38:44):
Please, baking bubberaking bubble.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
It brings me to my knees and bubba bubba.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
I can't start nothing drinking.

Speaker 7 (38:53):
Bubble, ricking bubba.

Speaker 10 (38:55):
Dave Woll.

Speaker 6 (39:07):
Can see by the time.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
Line what's so broad.

Speaker 7 (39:25):
At the twel.

Speaker 10 (39:29):
Last me me.

Speaker 7 (39:33):
Small stripes and rist.

Speaker 10 (39:39):
Through the bad.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Spy for the.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
What's we.

Speaker 20 (39:53):
We're so gay?

Speaker 17 (39:57):
Least three.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Cats right? The mos b steak in.

Speaker 10 (40:11):
A yay glue through the night.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
There off the Black baste.

Speaker 21 (40:28):
OSAs Storm Spain.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Bland Wo the Lane.

Speaker 10 (40:51):
Handle.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Welcome to the Cook's Past controw best of Fricking Bubba Show.
Off the request line here it is from Leeds.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Check it out.

Speaker 22 (41:18):
Eight six six We be big. Deborah is standing by
in Lee's Alabama. Hey Deborah, welcome to the Rick and
Bubba Show. How are you today, Hey, Deborah? Hi, Goodrey, Deborah.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
I see there going. We're great, We're good.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
I'm pretty good?

Speaker 2 (41:39):
All right now?

Speaker 18 (41:41):
Music today?

Speaker 4 (41:44):
I love music.

Speaker 23 (41:45):
I played some instruments, different instruments over the years, and
loved to sing at charch Oh if I could, if
I could be there musical family. Oh, but I was
interested in one of those player guitars by Keith Aben.
Oh I've got a Vasa David pay pay card that
I could pay for with it today. I wonder if

(42:08):
y'all could help me get that contest Oh, hey could
get it to me in the mail, And I'd love
to meet him. I wanted him for about twelve or
fourteen years something like that.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
It was four or three letters a year. Oh, I
can imagine.

Speaker 9 (42:20):
What is he?

Speaker 2 (42:21):
What?

Speaker 4 (42:21):
What is your favorite Keith Urban song?

Speaker 9 (42:23):
My favorite?

Speaker 8 (42:25):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Better off? Would you mind singing a bit of that?
Because you're from a musical family and I know you
sing at the church?

Speaker 6 (42:32):
Serious?

Speaker 23 (42:33):
Oh gosh, you would ask me.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
That with you any so, any song that I would
get memories of us?

Speaker 17 (42:39):
That's a good one.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
That's one of my favorite sing any of it?

Speaker 9 (42:42):
I heard that.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
I'd like to hear you sing because you've got quite
a resume.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
There making memory of us?

Speaker 4 (42:53):
All right? You do going to keep going to the
new day.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
And is coming on away?

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Don't you stop?

Speaker 10 (43:02):
Remember the word?

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Don't you don't you don't? Don't you hide that gift
under a tree?

Speaker 23 (43:08):
I wouldn't necessarily play his music?

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Yeah, we's I need to send her. Uh do you
are you familiar with the musical addlers by any chance?
What the musical addlers? The Adler family?

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Uh?

Speaker 23 (43:23):
Do they say?

Speaker 17 (43:23):
Don't all gospel?

Speaker 22 (43:25):
Do you believe they do?

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Have you heard James canup the so?

Speaker 9 (43:31):
So?

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Do you sing offen Deborah? Because you said you you're
kind of you're.

Speaker 23 (43:34):
From well here lately I haven't sung a lot. Just
at my trailer is all.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
That's all. Well, yeah, the I don't know if I.

Speaker 23 (43:44):
Could sing in front of a bigger crowd of congregations.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Once it above, once it's above one, it's all the same. Yeah. Yeah.
If you can sing to one person, you can sing.

Speaker 6 (43:57):
A few hundred seventy thousand, that don't matter me.

Speaker 9 (44:00):
And oh I could do not seventy thousand.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Now, don't take that gift and put it on the shelf. Now,
LIS's up.

Speaker 23 (44:07):
That would be a gift from God.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Yes, I agree with you. I agree with you there,
all right. So you're trying to find a Keith Urban
guitar and you think we know how to get it.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Yeah, cause you.

Speaker 23 (44:18):
Don't help me get it past us today and then
the mail. It's son as possible because what I've got
is nine years old and it's had, it's.

Speaker 14 (44:26):
Had it to day.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Well, I'd get it. You want to find where do
you see this guitar being for sale?

Speaker 23 (44:32):
Uh?

Speaker 20 (44:32):
It was on TV a while back.

Speaker 23 (44:34):
It's been a few months ago, probably two or three
months ago.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
So you saw a Keith Urban guitar on TV a
few months ago, and you think we can help you
get it.

Speaker 23 (44:44):
Yeah, I'm tried to go online to find it, but
I ta't same to get the information pull up on
water and man.

Speaker 10 (44:51):
Were you watching it?

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Were you watching the Home Shopping Network?

Speaker 7 (44:54):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (44:54):
Sounds like it may have been.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
I guess, I guess I'm a little confused here, Deborah,
How did you think we could help you with that?

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Clarify for me?

Speaker 23 (45:06):
Okay? Well, uh say it. It's a player by Keith
Oban and it's a black guitar.

Speaker 9 (45:14):
It's a six string acoustic and it's.

Speaker 12 (45:18):
Got uh some of his songs and it it seems
like he.

Speaker 23 (45:22):
Teaches you lessens on how to raise thee to.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
What does it got to that? And you you think
and you think we can help you how?

Speaker 23 (45:40):
Yes, and tell him I want a maet him.

Speaker 8 (45:42):
Y'all talk to him out on her show before Well.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
I'm gonna let you talk to him right now. He
just called in it is that right?

Speaker 7 (45:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Do you want to talk to him?

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Listen everybody, Oh Keith?

Speaker 9 (45:57):
Everybody Australian.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
So how you doing today, Deborah?

Speaker 23 (46:06):
Oh I'm pretty good.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
So you I understand you want to get the guitar.
You want to get to the guitar. Yes, sir, Yes
it is.

Speaker 9 (46:16):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Hello Debra, God, good day to you. So you want
me to try to send that out to you?

Speaker 9 (46:26):
Please?

Speaker 23 (46:27):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (46:29):
Could you? Could you give me the name of the
trailer part please?

Speaker 3 (46:32):
It's Trails in Line.

Speaker 23 (46:38):
Please Alabama.

Speaker 7 (46:46):
That was good.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
Still doesn't know Okay, working it.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Hello, Okay, we lost Keith. Hey Deborah, we lost Keith.
But I didn't want your address to be out on
the air, so we we put it. Put you on
hold there, but we got a disconnection there. I think
the only way you can get it unless we can
get it to you, and I don't think we can,
is through the home shopping network.

Speaker 9 (47:08):
Right.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Yeah, I've got her down for a Keith Urban fifty
piece Deluxe player acoustic electric or solid body electric guitar package.
Now this package loludes a number of different things. And
we're going to talk to you about that off air, okay,
and I'm putting you on hold.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Okay, hell she go, Yes, this is amazing. She's on too.
I wish I kind of like enough. I got that right.
She's right handed or left handed handed?

Speaker 23 (47:35):
I want to sometimes sometimes get with it.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
You want a right handed crimson colored guitar, the bike,
the bar, oh, okay, it's actually label guitar rick Key's
called back we got Yeah, just hang on, hold on,

(48:01):
we're getting it back on de I may write a
song about you. I may write a song about you.
That's way I was thinking about maybe bringing the Codemitian
leeked Okay.

Speaker 7 (48:30):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
We were telling you a story about the real Greg
Burgess and speeding.

Speaker 11 (49:02):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
In their daily workouts that they talk about all the time,
this torque program that they've come to know and love.
They're they're very paranoid about losing it. They very they
protect it like it is a precious gem.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Uh andable. I'd hate Tribby health right, nothing wrong with that.
Another wrong with that.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
We just hear a lot about it because I know
Ham's goes in and out and disappoints y'all. Adler seems
to be it's not talking about it. Hey, listen, as
we're discussing again. Adler seems to bring drama every time
he goes yes, I mean here we are again?

Speaker 4 (49:29):
Yeah? Uh and uh so when when when last we
we left? Rid?

Speaker 3 (49:34):
I don't know why you and Speedy just won't do
it on your own because seems like when you'll bring
other people in the cause you trust well, but they
bring me, We're not bringing them in. They want to
come in, right, But but when they leave you should
be happy. I said, I see you trying to pressure
people back in.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
I can be frank, it's for the made up reasons
that I'm concerned about. Right, So so you you see
you see so that you hear Adler scream? Yeah? Here
here Actually I got his scream.

Speaker 6 (50:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Better does that bother everybody else? He's working out? Yeah,
so I'm working out, I work out.

Speaker 8 (50:09):
I hear now.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Greg says, it sounds like an animal. Yeah, I thought
a little bit of bobcats mating.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Right, Yeah, you know what that sounds like?

Speaker 8 (50:17):
You that scary?

Speaker 4 (50:19):
You've never heard bobcasts sound like a woman screaming? Interesting,
it does. Everybody knows that, right, it's crazy where you
being right?

Speaker 10 (50:28):
Where you being like?

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Come up with that? And so I go back over
to to Greg, who couldn't care less. It's not true.
I just don't people. There's a difference between panicking and
just caring and uh, and that's true. That's a good point.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
No, no, and it's good he's that way that he
calls me over the top, then he's under the bottom. Okay,
but no, but you think, so what I'm trying to do.
Look what Dad just tell us you gonna know when
you hurt, and he didn't have that. If you hear this,
then you probably think. If you hear that, you think
somebody's Granted I didn't hear that, but yeah, you have

(51:03):
to tell me.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Did you hear you screaming?

Speaker 9 (51:05):
On?

Speaker 4 (51:05):
No, I made that up.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
I didn't hear it.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
So it really even light enough for you to hear?

Speaker 9 (51:09):
Well?

Speaker 7 (51:09):
I was.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
It's a big gym, a lot of clanking going on.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
It was.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
And so I go over and I talked to the
guys and I said, hey, guys, I don't know how
to say this, but uh, I'm hearing this from Adler. Okay,
so we go over there and he's still on the bench,
and we'll go over and Adler, Adler, I thought it
was dying. Take that time okay, yes, yes, take that
times ten on speedy. He's screaming. Actually, Jesse's the one

(51:36):
who did it. You're over there going I hope you die?
Oh yeah, okay that if we're gonna make the fuck,
let me explain.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
The Jayson incident. It wasn't let me explain what was
actually going on, okay, and he didn't yell why I
was adler. Let me explain what was going on? All right.

Speaker 19 (51:53):
So we were at this wait station and I was
the last guy in the rotation. We're doing cares, we're
doing curls, and I had I think a forty, which
is not a lot of weight.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
I'll be honest, exactly, but I'm.

Speaker 6 (52:04):
Not a liar.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Let me tell you he's Supernat. That's not that bad,
all right, Okay about this, he is pretty strong. But
this is how both arms though eight times time for you.
I think that's I mean, that's a pretty good one.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
That's like one third of my very strong for his weight.
That's why I say he got to be a horse jockey.
Now that's because you're racist, white guy, and I think
you should be the superhero Supernat.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Okay, So standing there curling, I've got this thirty. I
got a finish forty. It was a forty. It was
a forty pounds.

Speaker 19 (52:33):
So I've got this forty and I'm having to do
my last set of eight and Jesse He's like, come on, man,
plus it, puss it push it, and I have got
nothing left I mind pushing it so hard, and Jesse's like,
come on, man, you got this. I'm like, thanks dude
for the you know, encouragement, and so and so I'm
curling and I get about halfway and I'm stuck, and
I'm trying as hard as I can.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
I'm seriously stuck.

Speaker 10 (52:51):
Just where was I?

Speaker 4 (52:52):
It's just trying. You already left because you couldn't care
less trying hard. You were over there Greg the game.
That's where you drop it on his toe. So Jesse
the Kingdom. So Jesse can't what got ahead of the trues.
It really does five that's a classic.

Speaker 19 (53:06):
And so Jesse lends me one finger. So Jesse lends
me one finger to finish up the last rep. So
just barely enough to get it straight. This is the
hardest side strain. And remember I've been sick for like
the last two weeks from walking pneumonia, walking pneumonia. So
this is my first time battle, first physical activity I've
done in about two weeks straight up, besides playing with
my dog Kevin, besides that.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
So anyways, I finished that up.

Speaker 19 (53:29):
I'm putting the weight, I'm putting the barbell, back on
the rack, and I get this pain directly in the
back of my head.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Blue fuse, it's it comes to you.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
Under your arms at the time, am I yeah, buddy, Anti,
I didn't put on enough. Greg gosh, don't wear three shirts,
that's true.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
So I'm putting this barbell back on the on the shelf.

Speaker 10 (53:57):
I get this.

Speaker 19 (53:57):
It's like someone has just driven a nay like a
stroke into the back of any stroke.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
I'm thinking it came I'm thinking it came on so hard.

Speaker 19 (54:07):
I'm thinking to myself, I'm having an aneurism right now,
and my vision's going dark.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
I'm I'm getting tonnel vision. I'm looking for a bench
to sit there. So that's that. That's when I hear this.
That's it was.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
I saw it going on, Rick, but I thought, if
he falls by the way, you didn't see anything. But
I thought, if he falls face down the floor, then
I'll go that's what does somebody have to do before
you move over?

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Convulsions laying in the floor and Greggs, I just go
over there and look at it between him been the action.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Was all world save speedy, and so I just I'm
not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna run over
a decorated I'm still saving people getting away.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
Like me trying to put out a fire. Where three
fire understanding there?

Speaker 9 (54:49):
Right?

Speaker 3 (54:50):
If you would agree here, if you hear this come
out of a man, it was okay, you're gonna think, Hey,
it's probably hurt Rick.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
You know what I suffered from. It's what it was race.

Speaker 8 (55:00):
It was more like this.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
It was like Rick, I wouldn't push Tom Craies out
of the way to getting a jet fighter.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
No, what I mean not top good?

Speaker 19 (55:07):
Okay, So here's what I was my thought process, y'all.
This is this was about in about twenty seconds. It
was all over, and I was I just had a
weak headache for the rest of the day. But for
a moment you thought was this twenty seconds y'all, My
brain was going so fast, almost started singing Amazing Grace.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
For a second, I was like, oh my god, I
think I'm having an aneurism. I'm gonna die in the
stupid gym with stupid Greggan's meedy. Oh my gosh, right, yeah,
the man that Asian guy's looking at me funny because
I'm making weird noise and so you were making it
so you're now admitting you were making weird noise. It
was more like what I'm doing, not what Speedy's doing.
This is what I heard. Everybody can go it sounds

(55:47):
on the internet. Was he calling a doe? Was he
calling a dough? Was get a headache? Laughing? Hell? Are
you okay?

Speaker 8 (55:56):
So good?

Speaker 9 (55:57):
Rick?

Speaker 3 (55:57):
I look and speed Rick, Speedy's blown in his face.
You know when kids get to cry, and they held
their breathing his face. So he start breathing, and I thought,
he looks like he's got it covered. If he falls
down and maybe in Speedy trips and falls trying to
help him, then.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
I'll go, right, yeah, and plus you're in the middle
of your reps.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Yeah, but I mean, you know what if I got
a hurry for Jesse gets over in counseling, right, I said, hey, Greg,
he's hurt.

Speaker 19 (56:17):
So the guys come around me, and I'm embarrassed, y'all.
I'm embarrassed im straight up. Their eyes are all around
by the way he comes up, and his little black
rimmed glasses are all fogged. Yeah, I feel like there's
a vice clamping down on my head. And Speedy's like,
hey man, hey, Poindexter your glasses where foggy.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
I'm like, thank you, my friend, thank you. Your eyes
say nice things. Calm down to you. Okay, See that's
the thing. You're y'all's eyes.

Speaker 19 (56:43):
Are always saying nice things, but your mouths are always
saying mean things.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
And then I rush over that. Then I rush over there. Right,
you rush over there. Give him a glass of water.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
About Greg, you didn't give a crap. Speedy was like,
you're having an andurism. It's fine. Greg's like, what are
we doing next?

Speaker 7 (56:56):
Right?

Speaker 4 (56:57):
Well, I had to get honest. That's true. Are you okay, y'all?
This is a real thing. Did you go to the doctor?

Speaker 11 (57:03):
You know?

Speaker 4 (57:03):
I'm seriously straight up high pretension. And I looked. I
didn't googling last night, Weightlifters, Headache.

Speaker 7 (57:19):

Speaker 13 (57:35):
The Wheel of Meat may be dead, but starting Jenuary sixth,
get ready to get straight cash on the wheel of bundles.
Bit said Bucks on the Rick Butcher's.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Show, Welcome to the Cooks, Past Control, Ricking Bubba Show,
Best of thirty one years. I get requests all the time.
I played one the other day. Here's another more Bruiser
intern Bruiser on the best of Rick and Bubba a
minute ago. This is where I think you need some work.
I said, what about tinker Bell over there? She said,
I'm single, I don't have a man. Uh uh.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
You know what he said would have to be her idea. No,
that's an get over on the mic, you little pit bull.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
How can you be a bruiser acting so passive? Greg
gave me that name, that's right.

Speaker 24 (58:24):
Anyway, what I meant was, I'd want it to be
like for her to be for it, you know, like
if she had like any likes like yeah, yeah, like.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Like she was here, I was over here, and you
were talking to me about it. Why don't you just
turn your face her and say, well, you know what
if you if you desired that, I'd loved you out
with you? Well, yeah, but I mean, like, and remember
what Bubba and I taught you. You go to the
edge of stalking and then back up one step.

Speaker 5 (58:51):
Yeah, I mean, and I told you during the break Brazer.
I mean, Betty, now, I've been married twenty years, we
have two kids, and if I have waited on it
to be her idea, we'd never dated.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
That's right. Every every ounce of what you just mentioned
was his idea mean for her to make the decision.
I just like want her to be okay with it,
you know, I just want to go stand list.

Speaker 21 (59:10):
You have to ask the girl out.

Speaker 4 (59:12):
Well, I understand that.

Speaker 24 (59:13):
It's just like I don't want to like go with
a girl, and she'd be like, well, I don't want
to go out with you. I'm like, well you're going
out with me anyway, you know.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
Not like that kind of.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
You asked you take the chance. If they say no,
then you you know, you bail out then and you
know you're gonna get that a lot.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Do you want to ask her out? How about dinner?
How about that? I think I asked you out.

Speaker 6 (59:40):
Heard her needs?

Speaker 4 (59:41):
Will ask you out? Okay? And I gotta take something
that's going to cause a lot of problems right that.

Speaker 5 (59:48):
We don't have enough chairs at the table for the
whole family. Uh bree, go ahead, Okay, you.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
Got the green.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
I'm nervous, go ahead, Okay, fine, look at her in
her eyes, Okay, just say how about dinner?

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Yeah, don't know, I'm trying to find like the right words.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
It's very simple. Much time, say hey, you know what,
I know we've been working together while getting to know
each other. I'd like to get to know you a
little bit better. How about dinner tonight so I can
find out things about you?

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
Okay, if you would like Look at her. You're not
asking me out because I got to I'll go lunch.
We don't worry about that. If you would like to,
it would be nice to get to know you better.

Speaker 21 (01:00:30):
That's very sweet.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
Okay, and what look at her? Look at her. I've
never done this.

Speaker 21 (01:00:41):
It's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
I'll help you.

Speaker 21 (01:00:42):
I'll be He'll be okay, and you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
Can say I would be honored if you if you
would have dinner with me, go ahead, take her right happy.

Speaker 21 (01:00:49):
You have to make a girl feel special.

Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
Yeah, that's so true.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
That's the first time I've done anything like that. Well,
okay about this. This is a big moment for you.
I know why.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Part of the internship. I'll tell you how many in
you learned how to date. That's what you can put
down from here.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
I've never done this before. All right, okay, just say
how about din while we're here.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Keep it so you're not gonna pass out. No, no, no,
don't get nervous. Got the defibrillator back there. It's not
the real it's not the.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
Real going away. Its colors going away. You dissed. He's
not the real tinker back. I'm talking about with celebrities
like it's nervous. I know it's not the real taker Bell.
But I'll tell you what. She's a real girl, all right, Grozie,
don't get down, digress.

Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
He's a real girl.

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
She's got a nice team. You're so close. Keep talking
of that vault can because that's what you're looking at.
All right, you got him a strong drink? Off, have
a pop?

Speaker 6 (01:01:51):
Okay, TV.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
Okay, okay, go for you, wild man? All right, where would.

Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
You like to go?

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Look at her? Well, you didn't even tell you. You
didn't even ask her yet, Just say this, say how
about dinner? There you let's simplify, how about dinner?

Speaker 21 (01:02:10):
I would love tea?

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Okay, where would you like to go?

Speaker 21 (01:02:16):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
But by the way, that's not true.

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
Yeah, let's look, let's less than one o two. We're
still in one hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean did say, well, what type
of food do you like? What type of food do
you like? You opened your eyes and a little nicer
by I'm imagining her face in my head talking to it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Okay, well, you can just look right, it's right there.
You don't have to know that the way you're not
chatting online.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
She's right here, I know, but in my face, but
in my head, the face never changes.

Speaker 21 (01:02:49):
If you look at the girl feel important, it makes
them really mad.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
I know that.

Speaker 25 (01:02:54):
I know that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
But I think you should take his nervousness as you
being impoor right, the way I would hold.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
His hand, the fact that he has looked at but look, look.

Speaker 6 (01:03:11):
A picture.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
I don't care about picture.

Speaker 7 (01:03:14):
Ry.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
I do not need a keyboard. Ryan's bringing a keyboard.
You see his confidence shoot up?

Speaker 9 (01:03:30):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
What not?

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
Are you'all gonna go? Bruce? I don't know.

Speaker 21 (01:03:37):
I can't go to night because I have a I
have a wedding.

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
You have a woe. Okay, what after that? What about
tomorrow night? I like Saturday night? Yeah? What about dinner
in the movie? Yeah, that's great. We'll help you along here.
I'm trying to think of No. I think I'm pretty Saturday. Yeah, yeah,
thank you very. I think you are too.

Speaker 6 (01:04:05):
Browser.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
I could tell you that calendar is clear.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
I'm sorry. I was doing something. I was listening though.
Brewser Wow, you boy, I think he's better since the
ride put that keyboard. It's all, by the way, I
haven't felt from a coaching standpoint this helpless since the
time I was asked to coach soccer.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
He makes he makes Charles look like the Michael Jordan
of asking somebody Charles Charles, let's not make fun. He's
got a date. That's right, Browser, Here's what in the
case you hadn't picked up. What's happened? You got a date?

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
You are going on a date with tinker Bell tomorrow
night if it's Friday Saturday night, and she's okay with dinner,
and now you just kind of need to side what
kind of dinner she likes?

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
And you asked her what kind of food do you like?

Speaker 21 (01:04:52):
Like any kind of food?

Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
Really? Are you Asian? Asian seafood steaks? H?

Speaker 21 (01:05:00):
I just like you know, your normal simple.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
Faing Mexican bingo movie and cheap Mexican.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Let me ask you a question. This is I mean,
I'm being serious. Okay, can you drive yourself? I mean
your mom's not going to thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
Okay, I drive here? Okay, just want to sure? Okay, wait, wait, wait, okay,
I got it, stand by for go you go ahead.
Taco Bell Mexican or like the Eros Mexican.

Speaker 24 (01:05:31):
Braiser, I'm saying because she didn't specify like Taco Bell.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Mexican or like Narrows. You're thinking too much, bro, you
really are like you of the border. No, no, no,
better yet, Wait a minute, better yet?

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
If the BP they actually have a Mexican ale in it,
if you want to take it in and gass up?

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
Why are you there? I wait a minute, Brogally, got
one more thing you want to say to you? Okay, no,
I can we know what Thinker is gonna help. She's
gonna help in this process. So what we're gonna do.
We're gonna lay you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
We're gonna lay you out of a date plans you
don't like to have a like a teaching plan Likeerary.

Speaker 4 (01:06:16):
Yeah, I'll we're gonna we're gonna good you know what.
You're very sweet lady, you are.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah she is, and uh his first day,
but it's she's gonna be nice, alfare.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
I mean when when we're gonna there go you know, yeah,
I mean we got to get a report Mondy how
to date?

Speaker 7 (01:06:33):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Yeah, well look she's already just lapped Barns and stumbled,
oh my goodness in the in the kind department.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
Let's real hard to do. But by the way, she knows,
here's what I say.

Speaker 7 (01:06:48):
She's one.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
I think. I think having arrows, powerlos those are good.
Something like that. Yeah, Bablo Antonio something. Now where is
publot google it? That doesn't matter, right, Brazier, Listen to me.

Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
Don't don't be throwing up roadblocks into your own dad trying,
because this is where this is where you you be
cool like you know that all the answers, and then
you get with me and Rick and we tell you later.
That's right, that's and right now you just you need
to say, tinker. I am really looking forward to Saturday night.

Speaker 6 (01:07:22):
Say it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
I am looking, she said. It really does light up
when I know what this is my element. Look, she's
stopping back. I'm thinking six to early seven, six or
what time you gotta be in bed? There, brother, you

(01:07:44):
got to be bad thirty. Let's back time here. I
have to be in bed by twelve thirty. Okay, well
that's want to turn What do you think six? Six,
six and.

Speaker 10 (01:08:01):
Over?

Speaker 21 (01:08:04):
Wait, hold on, time out. I have to work tomorrow
night Sunday.

Speaker 6 (01:08:12):
Until raise.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
What about this? What about? What about they could you
have lunch with him then tomorrow? Yeah? I work at three,
So what about lunch at the same place?

Speaker 9 (01:08:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
Well you know what kind of lunch can you have?

Speaker 9 (01:08:27):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:08:27):
When you got work right after? Well, I just got enough.
I'm really sorry. I was I forgot about Sunday night.

Speaker 21 (01:08:34):
Sunday nights?

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
What do I feel like? She's got to kiss herself?

Speaker 8 (01:08:38):
Speed.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
We're trying to build bruiser up. Practicing on your phone, speedy?
Is this how you do your little football players? Keep carrying,
you're coaching, You're trying to build a Come on, don't
know how you talk to the kids?

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
You said, now, look, I'll give you this. They've jumped
off side for the final time. But still all right, look, okay,
all right, here we go Sunday night.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
We're going to dinner. We know that you too, dinner
in a movie. Everyone's coming. I'm being you right now.
And tinker Bell, and you're gonna do a remote at
the place.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
Did you that?

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
She even says? Not a group dated?

Speaker 9 (01:09:12):
He and I know.

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
I know, my gosh, tinker Bell, where were all of it?
Where were you when all of us was trying to
learn how to date?

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
He's gonna go home and practice kissing on the computer screen.

Speaker 7 (01:09:25):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 5 (01:09:46):
It wasn't the preferred way to enter the Knoxville Museum
of Art, but Richard Anthony Smith told police he was
on a mission. The twenty five year old Knoxville man
called nine to one one from his cell phone before
on Wednesday, saying he was trapped in an air conditioning
duck leading from the museum roof. Nxvill Police spokesperson Darryl

(01:10:10):
DeBusk is giving the information here. Police and firefighters reached
the roof, found a rope and a cable, and followed
them through the vent shaft. Peering inside, they spotted Smith
about forty five foot down the ventilation chamber.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
Now I love this.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Next David, Well, you're Here's what he said to the
police when they found him.

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
Mission failed, Mission failed. Hoisted back up the air conditioning
duck and read his right. Smith told police he was
a special agent from the United States Illuminati badge number
number zero. Did you get that badge number zero nine

(01:10:55):
three one, He had repelled.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
I'm glad y'all here. Mission get this.

Speaker 5 (01:11:04):
He had report into the music into the museum the
way from a helicopter. According to the point he said
he was a secret agent following the following these orders
diffuse and confiscate a Soviet made nuclear warhead, specifically a

(01:11:27):
e r V six S S twenty two, a n warhead.
According to the report, the bomb was supposedly hidden in
a blue plastic cow sculpture in the museum's basement. However,
Smith told the officers his agency called while he was

(01:11:48):
stuck in the air conditioning vent to say it may
have made a mistake and the bomb might be in
the Memphis Museum.

Speaker 11 (01:11:59):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
The police if charged Smith with aggravated robbery. He was
being held on two thousand dollars bond at the Knox
County Jail. Authority said he did not yet have a lawyer. Unfortunately,
he was able to reach his cell phone.

Speaker 6 (01:12:13):
Said.

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
Fortunately, fortunately he was able to reach his cell phone,
said DeBusk, who is the spokesperson for the police. Or
he may not have been found for quite some time.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
So this guy is breaking into the Knox Museum and
when police get their mission, failed mission, failed agent badge number.
I am an agent of course ninety three to one
of the United States Illuminati. Great, I've been sitting here
to diffuse and confiscate a Soviet made nuclear warhead, specifically
MERV six SS two two a N. It's in a

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blue plastic cow sculpture in the basement. I did call
my agency and they said, I may be at the
wrong museum, Greg, Now.

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
Let's stay Greig.

Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
I asked the question, what is the United States Illuminati?
And of course Greg began in with a well of information.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
Well, it's the secret society. First of all, this guy
is a forest. Illuminati would never let on who they were. Okay,
so I better the die.

Speaker 5 (01:13:08):
That acknowledge that they were part of the club, right,
you know, you know, I don't want to say a lot, Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
Look if you know about the.

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
Record of society that actually runs the world, George Bush,
all the Skull and Cross Bonds people from Harvard, you remember, you've.

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
Heard all that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
It's all tied to the Illuminati. It's like a secret
society that the New World Order basically.

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
Okay, Well, they've been around the wall though, right, oh what, yeah,
since the beginning of time. I mean the government. If
they've been around that long, they're not the New World Order.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Well, good point. Actually, they're pushing towards the New World order.
Let's see that you've seen all the videos people saying this.
You know, we've often asked, but you've never that that.
You've never heard of the Illuminati other than have Max
song not real they got they get like naked in
the basement, have all these rituals.

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
And that's just what I've heard. I don't know I'm someone,
but you now are the are the Mation's part of
the Luminati.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
I'm gonna have to take the fifth on that one.
You don't wanna speak to that? No, I can't get
into that right now? Can Scott tell that?

Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
Didn't he just go? Can? It's all there?

Speaker 9 (01:14:07):
You go?

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
But y'all you know how I am about secret societies.
I know a little bit about him. Yeah, I study
this guy. I heard he was carrying on some orders
that were actually written in tangle a, you know, which
is also a secret alphabet right right that we came
across the guy in Alexandra, Alabama that had came up
with that really tangle a. He had a solution that
could drive the Pacific Pacific Ocean immediately if he put

(01:14:30):
it in it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
So, yeah, you know what we see that guy Howking
on on cable, Yeah, that's called a sham.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
Wow. Yeah, that's well, maybe that's where he got the technology.
But this guy actually had his own alphabet. He signed
his right away papers in and everything tangle a. Yeah,
that did he tell you about this? They had to
go back with the right away papers and he had
signed it some lanthing. It's his own alphabet.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
He came up. Why not? And he's got a solution.
If he put it in this Pacific ocean, it would
dride up immediately.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
First of all, if this guy was truly Illuminati, he
would never gave that information up. And there's no way
they would let him get all way in the in
the air conditioning vent before they come up and hauled
him off. I mean, they're just too organized, you know,
that's just not enough organization there. Well, this guy is
obviously a scam and you're saying.

Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
That, saying he's an Illuminati, want to be exactly he's
fascinated by. But who gave him the orders to go
get the bomb? And I want to proba his dog
or something? I want to evaluation is going to follows
somewhere in this.

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
Yeah, I want to ask the Knoxville police, did you
just buy Champs and I know this sounds crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
Did you look for a plastic cow sculpture in the basement? Well?

Speaker 6 (01:15:32):
Should we not?

Speaker 10 (01:15:33):
At least.

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
Because look, I got a point here that that we're
looking over. He said he was dropped off on the
roof by a helicopter and he used his rope.

Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
Then to go down into the air conditioning. How did
he get there?

Speaker 7 (01:15:45):
One?

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
How did he get on the roof? Well, this is illuminati.
Here's the thing.

Speaker 7 (01:15:52):
Time with you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
At least go look and see if there is a cow, if.

Speaker 5 (01:15:55):
There's a blue cow sculpture in the basement, let's just
have a look at I'll also add that let's check
over Memphis. Right, that's the best part. They called him
and said, call it off. It may be in Memphis.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
No, let me tell you something. Let me tell what
I love is to get busted by the police. In
his first phrase was hey, mission failed. Hey, thank y'all
for getting here.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:16:13):
I tried that one thing.

Speaker 5 (01:16:15):
Shouldn't he try to convince them the urgency? Shouldn't shouldn't
he shouldn't he try to convince the police that, hey,
there's a bomb in the basement, you need to get it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
Yeah. Not mission failed. I'm busted, but we must save
this building. I mean, that's what Bruce Willis always does.
Good point. Yeah, Bruce Willis will bring whoever stops him
into the loop and try to convince him to help.
See this.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
What's happened when people watch too much TV, you know
what I mean? They start thinking that y'all do realize
they had a bad number.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
You're the Illuminati get bad. You're talking about nine three one.

Speaker 7 (01:17:04):
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(01:17:32):
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Speaker 13 (01:17:34):
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Speaker 10 (01:17:52):
How we in?

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
And that's mappendy.

Speaker 8 (01:17:59):
I don't have the.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
All right, so we got you will from pull that
one off. I'm gonna make that happen. Jackie Sugar on
that one. That's good this year for you.

Speaker 6 (01:18:18):
I got sugar.

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
You can keep it up.

Speaker 6 (01:18:19):
I got sugar.

Speaker 4 (01:18:21):
That's whatever the sugar. That was a good one too.
I hatred sugar. I hate to bring this up.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Bub I'm afraid the Arkansas people are facing you would
have you know, all the things that people want to copycat.
Why do we never copycat things that are like, good,
why is there no somebody said, well, we got another
Billy Graham copycat?

Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
Yeah, you know what I mean. I mean it's all it's.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Always terrible things. And of all things, who would ever
want to be a copycat of the mad Pooper? You
remember the mad Did they ever catch that?

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
Lady? Did they ever get that? You remember that had
the weird spokesman for the mental problems than nobody ever.

Speaker 5 (01:18:59):
I know they had camer's out everywhere, and didn't they
try to get DNA samples?

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
Figure out?

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
Who?

Speaker 26 (01:19:06):
Look at the first line.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
That's a terrible story. Oh yeah, yeah, isn't that good?
Rinky gets between people's cars that have parked and take
care of business.

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
Uh, what's going on with the side?

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
I mean maybe an isolated incident, like you have an
emergency and that happened. Still bad, But did you come
by and doing it on purpose all the time?

Speaker 5 (01:19:30):
You evolutionary people? What we we all admit we cressed
back in the eighties and we've been downhill.

Speaker 7 (01:19:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
I had a stomach attack jogging one time.

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
Let Meg will give you something that's wrong with you
and your digestion that that doesn't mean that your new hobby,
you know, the next day and do it again. You're saying,
if you're behind that dumpster and walk bump to look everybody,
everybody's got caught in the tide.

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
Okay, that's no, that's that's nothing special. This guy's I mean,
this is what he does every day.

Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
But speed you multiple stories.

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
I mean, most of the time, barring sickness, if I
need to go, I can, I can just wait to
the appropriate place and time a struggle.

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
I mean, I was sick that day going to the Titans.
You gave me a virus.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
Remember well that that goes from need to to must
than than to will you know what I mean? Going
to you know what I mean? And this other time
that just it hit me. I ran the Peach Tree
Road Race and I thought we were done. And my
girlfriend's dad, who he was in a bunch of with
a bunch of runners, and they're like, that ain't enough,

(01:20:34):
Let's go again. And that we get out and started
running through downtown Atlanta, and I'm trying to my little
skinny self with red hair, just trying to.

Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
You, and I kind of started lagging behind a little bit,
and it hit me and.

Speaker 3 (01:20:50):
You just feared behind the about will you talk to yourself.
Let me tell you you dare, that's what actual happened
in Nashville.

Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
Didn't work.

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
Hey, if you're in that situation and the last thing
you want to be doing is jogging, y'all, I have
had you got to stop and be still. Yeah, I've
got to tell you something I haven't haven't told anybody this.
I mean out ev in Terry last year, I was
in carpool line.

Speaker 8 (01:21:15):
You have been in.

Speaker 4 (01:21:16):
Carpool line and something sitty. What's going on? You need
to go see it smell?

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
I mean, guys, he's got yeah, guy's got got ye.
The Peach Tree road race thing that was thirty years ago,
I just made that number. Most close to most people
might have one story like that. I don't think people
are brave enough to tell it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
I mean there's been stories. I mean you remember you
coming down the tree hunting, Greg, Yeah, that's horrible, trying.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
To get down.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
Told me that that pine tree that looks like it
had been skin well, it don't happen to me hunting
one time, and you talked about a terrible, terrible, terrible,
terrible move the night before. If you're gonna be sitting
in the tree stand for five hours. Do not eat
going cassero.

Speaker 4 (01:21:57):
Yeah, don't do it at all.

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
I mean, when right this, when they offer that on table,
just pass it by. I said, Now I'm gonna in
the tree for a long time. I'm gonna be getting
up in a few hours.

Speaker 10 (01:22:07):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
Yeah, but I I was in carpool line. I was
in the middle of the line, nowhere to go, and
you realize this is your third story about this kind
of stuff. Yeah, And and it hit me, and you know,
you start looking around and and there's people behind you,
there's people in front of you.

Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
There's nowhere you're going to get a plan.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
And nowadays you can't just start running into school because
now you're an old man running everybody, you know, hands
up all that the resource officer was shocking, right, And
then if you go, you are loaded. And then then
if you go behind the buses or in the tree line,
people think, sure, you're some quol.

Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
Now nobody won't say that was a reasonable comment.

Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
Yeah, yeah, you mean you can't do that. Little kids
are seeing you, that's reasonable, you know. So most people
don't up next to He's acted like it's a different era.
That's what he would have done. I mean, I think
maybe running I tell you something, running into the school.
Since the since the dawn of time, no one is
one of people to take it out.

Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
Next to a SCHOOLBA.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
No, never Okay, designed there was never a time. Whody says,
you know what, I'm good with that? H Well, I
I've never prayed so hard during that time because there's
no option.

Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
There was no option.

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
I mean, I'm talking about none of the scenarios I
just talked about would work. Okay, there's nothing that can do.
And I am sitting there and I had some Zaxby's
chicken fingers, and that's what got me, I think, is
because I.

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
Hadn't tell me you used the ball. Nothing wrong with
Zaxby okay apparently. And I don't like where this is going.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
I don't and and and it was just so good
and I think I ate too fast, is what it was.
And you got well, well, guys, this is and I
got a good gastro guy. And all of a sudden,
before I know it, I'm like, you know, and you're
trying to hold it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:49):
Did that plate handle and that for you?

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
Before you know it, the plate's over and the blast
to go by the plates over in the passenger seat,
and you couldn't care if it if you ever ate
another in your life again. And I'm sitting here and
I'm like straight legs, and I'm looking around and I'm like.

Speaker 11 (01:24:07):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
Before story, you start to sweat a little bit, and
you roll the window down, you start looking around, and
and there's just so many cars, so many cars, and
and there was there was one time I opened the
door like I was just gonna for some reason, I
was just gonna run.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
I don't know what I was gonna do. I don't
know the woods.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
There's this trail by the school where people go running,
and I was just gonna like but I was in Gene,
so it's not like, you know, you can't pull that off.
And and uh, praise god. It passed to the point
where I didn't have to go, but I was so close.
I my butt cheeks were so tight I couldn't. I
was sitting there like this, and I had where the

(01:24:51):
arm rest is. I actually was had a straight arm
and I was sitting up like this. I was trying
to get the pressure. You could have broke something, yeah,
and yeah, you're just trying to take preak and I
had my belt loop.

Speaker 4 (01:25:03):
How happy you did when you saw the kids come
and you're like, come on home. I had my belt open,
my jeans were I mean, I mean, I was just them.
People thought you need to be kicked out of car
boot line again within one hundred feet of the school
doing so.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
Then I turned on the radio, thinking, if I could
just make it through a song or two or something,
I'll get through it, you know, because your mind plays
tricks on you. And uh and I remember Reefe got
in the car. I just looked so pale. I mean,
it was just I mean, I just he was awful
and he's like, what's that smell? I was like, but

(01:25:36):
I'm just here to try and survive.

Speaker 6 (01:25:38):
Man, it was awful.

Speaker 11 (01:25:41):
It was all.

Speaker 4 (01:25:42):
I never told anybody that ever. Well, you just did
it again. I didn't go all the way though, Yeah, Westrip.

Speaker 7 (01:26:09):

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
Welcome to the Cook's Past Control Best of Rick and
Bubba Show. Glad you're joining us today as we go
down memory lane thirty one years. We'll all be back
live January sixth for the new Rick Burgess Show. Be
sure and tune in for that. Until then, we're going
to enjoy some of the best from the past. Here
as a lady decides to show up at wake carrying
a beer, check it out best to Rick and Bubba.

(01:26:58):
Anytimes you see the headline woman with beer can in
hand starts brawl at wake, you know, do you even
need to read the story after that? You know the
fact that anybody would show up at a wake with
a beer in their hand. I gotta tell you that's
gonna be trouble.

Speaker 5 (01:27:17):
That's gonna give you some issues. This is dateline Magnolia.
Arkansas Sheriff deputies say a Texas woman started a brawl
at a wake in Arkansas when she arrived Rick, as
you mentioned, with a beer can in her hand. The
woman fifty two years old, as my mom would say,
she ought to know better. Right, Yes, she should, faces

(01:27:40):
third degree domestic battery charges, as does another woman forty
six year old over the March twenty ninth fight. Deputies
say the first woman arrived at the Christie's Chapel church
with a beer can in hand, and that she refused
to leave. The first woman then allegedly grabbed a man
by the flat, leaving scratch marks on his lower cheek

(01:28:03):
and causing him to bleed.

Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:28:05):
The man's mother then allegedly slapped the woman and kicked
another woman in the chest.

Speaker 4 (01:28:09):
Don't don't got a full brawl on her hand.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
Don't lose sight of where this is taking place in
a church at someone's funeral.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
A sheriff's report claimed the woman with a beer became
passively aggressive.

Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
Falls there's your term? How do you become passively aggressive with.

Speaker 5 (01:28:28):
Deputies and said that no Backwood Country cop was going
to take her to jail, understood. She also said, you
can't bend my arm behind my back.

Speaker 4 (01:28:36):
Well the sheer test. Yes, you're out of I mean
cut Gregg's Michael, Yeah, Magnolia Arkansas, Yes, Yeah, huh.

Speaker 3 (01:28:46):
She couldn't leave the beer in the car. You know,
I can't even leave it in the car. I'm drinking
it on the way through the wake. But I'm not
even leaving the car because ain't finished. Yeah, when I
come back out.

Speaker 5 (01:28:58):
This always leads back to that discussion about moderation. That's
just so few that can really fall well.

Speaker 4 (01:29:03):
And also, I believe it it's gonna be hot. I'm
gonna open it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
I'm gonna go in there and tell Toby how much I'll,
you know, show proper respect. It ain't nobody gonna stop me.
I mean told me and I drank together, and I'm
gonna come in here, and and I'm upset. I ain't
leaving it out. Turn the car be hot.

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
I'm not hat. I'm passively aggressive. What's the big deal.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Ain't no Reddinick Cop, ain't no Backwood come gonna move
me from this rep respect?

Speaker 4 (01:29:36):
The term, just the.

Speaker 5 (01:29:38):
Term passively aggressive. It's an oxymorn only.

Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
Don't even make sen Hey, as soon as I'm done
with here, they don't tell me I ain't a good person.

Speaker 6 (01:29:48):
I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
I'm a good person. I'm a good person, says says.
I'm done here. I'm gonna go have some saliment across
the road. You know, don't you wish that was your mother? Well, Greg,
your mom was in the fight.

Speaker 5 (01:30:05):
One of them fifty two, one of them forty six. Wow,
shouldn't you know better?

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
At this point? You know, I'm gonna say this too,
and just think faving out helping salamanders, this would never happened. Well,
let me say this too.

Speaker 3 (01:30:18):
I know a lot of a lot of times, well
you know, we Baptists catching flak for abstaining from the
drink publicly.

Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
Uh you know, but I'll tell you this. I'll tell
you this.

Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
A Baptist wouldn't have got out there with a beer
in front of people. They knew, okay, and this and
this would have never happened, that's right. They will kept
it in the car and put a breath man in
Absolutely you catch just skip the weight and gone fishing. Now,
there are a lot of Baptists don't realize it meants
don't cover beer, right, but they think it Hall's cough
drops on it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:46):
Right, then it just smells like beer with Hall's cough
drops right.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
But no Baptist, No, Baptists would have walked into a
funeral carrying the beer.

Speaker 9 (01:30:54):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
And also Baptists, you would have had a cast roll
with it, right. And Baptists also know enough to have
a I mean, let's keep it good. I mean, come on,
and a cozy.

Speaker 4 (01:31:05):
We are a cozy and you just set it in
there and you come back and it depends on what
kind you got, right.

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
But so this here's another thing too. It's not addressed here.
I'm assuming this woman drove herself there.

Speaker 10 (01:31:16):
Who knows did.

Speaker 19 (01:31:20):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:31:20):
What is not told in the story and I'm reading
between the lines. There's a man.

Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
Involved there and this is about some guy and both
of them are dating or he doubled he uh on her.
I think that's the that's left over from the basketball
game last night. And uh, you know I was talking
about North Carolina right A trap defense? Yes, down low,

(01:31:46):
look out, that's what you gotta do if you're gonna cover.

Speaker 4 (01:31:48):
But anyway, got a trap. Uh, I mean, you know
there's more to this than and what the story say.
This is Toby's died and he's got a couple of
women lay and they them showed up. I'mill come in there. Hey, hey,
I know him.

Speaker 3 (01:32:03):
I tell you better not be there. Yeah, you know,
I'll tell you this. If Debra's there, there's gonna be trouble.

Speaker 5 (01:32:10):
And she probably said she didn't like Deborah because she
always went to wakes with a beer and.

Speaker 4 (01:32:16):
Who she thinks she is. I like too that the
mama got to fighting. That's good too. You know what
if your mama had to kick some crazy drunk woman
in a chest at your funeral, you didn't live well. Yeah,
And I hope at that point in her life my
mother's through fighting people. Yeah, really. Yeah, I like to
see them lay down the gloves at forty eight for
baking cookies and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
Yeah, how about this when you're standing there at the
gates and you know, you think Peter just walked and said,
you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:32:40):
I mean, I'm looking down here to wake He seriously
let me where you got to see that? That's what
you got, that's the mess. You leave it behind somewhere
along the way. You didn't make right turns. But uh,
but anyway, who knows. Maybe it was a great man
and the women were just hacking for some other reasons.

Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
Apparently they all loved him.

Speaker 3 (01:32:55):
He has to be proud, don't you know that they
were sitting there going, guys, somebody needs to be on
fill this watch. She comes in here with that beer.
If Phillis drives up, do not let her in here.
If she's drinking old and there's a guy that came
back with the bloody face from the nail says well,
I tried, I got knees for you, Phyllis. Phillis just
got got me with the nails. And she with the

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hand that didn't have the beer, and she's coming in.
I wonder if she spilled her beer during the fight.

Speaker 4 (01:33:20):
Oh you know she did.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
I knew a guy that was fishing one time that
actually lost the big fish because he was fixed as
fill his beer by trying to land it, so he
just let it go.

Speaker 4 (01:33:31):
This guy though, right, uh, let me say this that
I can't remember the name. Hey, Greg, I want to
around the boys.

Speaker 22 (01:33:37):
Though.

Speaker 3 (01:33:38):
Let me say this, most great drinkers that that all
take a beer into the way won't spill it.

Speaker 4 (01:33:43):
It'd be like somebody asking, you're gonna drop you go boo.

Speaker 6 (01:33:45):
Let's see.

Speaker 4 (01:33:45):
I don't think they were great drinkers. That's the story.
You know, she had to hold it up, but once
she found a place to set it down, didn't you,
then it was on.

Speaker 8 (01:33:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
I assure you that the first scratch came with beer
in the other hand, and then she realized she did
both hands and she set it down safely. Unless she
was blind sid it was working her way back to
it when the backwood coping.

Speaker 4 (01:34:08):
Well then escorted out she was reaching for it.

Speaker 5 (01:34:13):
You know, we really don't know the whole story because
when did did the cop did it take time for
him to get there. There was a big gap in
the time there. I mean, was he already there was
he anticipating a brawl.

Speaker 10 (01:34:24):
True.

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
If I'll tell you one thing, Backwood country cop, we
gonna take her out, Bubba ain't no Backwood country cop.
We gonna get her beer, some high society debutante, you know. Yeah,
I got to tell you, I'm not sure you can
call him body Backwood. You're got to wake with a beer.
But but you know the look we've all been in
advance where somebody fill in the blank, let me tell
you hope, so so don't show up when be trouble.

(01:34:45):
And then there's who are hoping she does show up
and said that because Bubba's all of this, this woman
was told by the family do not, I repeat, do
not come to this wake because she was some kind
of controversial person in this man's life. Obviously she got
that home and got to knock him back courage saying
they ain't gonna keep me from this wake, and and
and she got just enough courage, and there's so much

(01:35:07):
so she would carry it in right and says, I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:35:09):
Going to the wake and ain't nobody gonna stop me.
I got some courage, like I like.

Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
And that's when it all headed in so that beer
started drinking back, and next thing you knew, she had
all kinds of courage and made a scene at someone's funeral.

Speaker 4 (01:35:23):
I'm about the honest. Well, we heard it. I love
stuff like.

Speaker 5 (01:35:26):
I read on a little further, it said, part of
the reason she was mad is she was scheduled to
go see midgets versus Mascot.

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
Oh gosh, where's that music? I thought this was that segment.
We were gonna purge that. But really it's hard to
get away from it. If this is the next topic,
and any any altercation involving midgets, I'm all about to
my goodness, Bubby. You might remember I was discussing, I think,

(01:36:16):
right around this time yesterday, how much I was dreading
the Tuesday folder coming home from school for the for
test and Big Love for twelve and ten now, and
the reason why I was dreading. I always dread Tuesday folder.
But the reason why I was dreading.

Speaker 4 (01:36:35):
Was like Black Friday every week. Right. Well, and here's
the thing, And there were a couple of things in
play here. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
First of all, I was assigned to help with the
study of the test because so many of them came
in at one time, and I was assigned Big Love
to go over some of his tests. I think one
was skills and vocab and a Bible verse.

Speaker 5 (01:37:03):
Do you feel like that you are teaching so much
at home you might as well homeschool?

Speaker 9 (01:37:08):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:37:09):
You know, I think about that until I think about
the fact that I'm not capable to teach at home.

Speaker 18 (01:37:13):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
And then which, by the way, I don't know whether
there's gonna be a lot of people out there that
are really smart or really dumb on this new home.
I mean, how do you how do you people qualified
to teach your kids on? But anyway, so I know
pretty sure how they are. They're very good. That's what
surprises me. Do people just make good decisions on that? Well,
I would even know where to begin. I couldn't teach
my kids anything.

Speaker 4 (01:37:31):
I can answer that question, but I'm not right, Okay, yeah,
so uh so anyway, Tuesday folder.

Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
Tuesday folder haunts me normally because I don't want the
boys to bring in any bad test grades because Mama
doesn't take it well.

Speaker 4 (01:37:44):
And if mama's not happy, no one's happy.

Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
Then you know, when things get loud in the house
and everybody's sad and there's turmoil, Well, this one was
crying teeth.

Speaker 4 (01:37:52):
Yeah, this one was was dicey. For two reasons. I helped.

Speaker 3 (01:37:56):
And here's what I didn't we vote to change it. Yeah,
here's what I here's what I didn't need to happen.
I did not need for him to have good grades
on test his mother helped him with, and bad grades
on test?

Speaker 4 (01:38:07):
I helped with. How means you throw out the window
on the way home?

Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
Well, it ended up having to be well, so then
to make it worse, Big Love's team, the Mighty Titans,
were playing in the semifinals last night, which, by the way,
congratulations to the Titans. They won and are going to
the championship game. Well done, Well done Titans. Scott Garski excellent.

(01:38:31):
The Rock is just I mean, all he knows how
to do is win. Okay, he's just win, win, win, wins,
right and now the things he can accomplish with fear
is amazing right by the way, So anyway we can
the boys hear him? Oh yeah, this was a quote
from my wife last night. She said, you realize that
one time I was at the concession stand and I

(01:38:52):
could hear you in Garoski, I could hear you all
like I was on the sideline and we were on
the other sideline, on the other side of the field.

Speaker 4 (01:38:58):
But anyway, so when is the championship, By the way,
I want to get that mark Sunday five pm Central.

Speaker 6 (01:39:04):
This time this week, Sunday five pm.

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
Not be tough, but I'll say so if you can.
Uh I know that's big tennis time. But uh so, anyway,
here's what I don't need. I don't need to be
in trouble. I don't need negative, negative things to start
on game day negative. I got all kinds of issues.
And so he gets he gets in the car, I said, guys,
let's get right to it. Let's get right to it.
Picking him up from school, let's talk Tuesday folder from

(01:39:28):
the back seat.

Speaker 4 (01:39:29):
Test. Well, I only had one test since for this
Tuesday folder, and I made an a on it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
I said, the way to go? Now, did Mama help you? Yeah, yes,
that mom study with me. Okay, what he might on it?
One hundred like perfect one hundred. That might have been
ninety something. I might be wrong with it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:45):
I just know it was a name. I might have
been a hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
But anyway, so then I go to Big Love, Hey, buddy,
how we do he says, I made one hundred on
my Bible verse. Yes, I said, all right, all right,
let's keep moving. Well I made I made an eighty
something on this. Did I help you with that one?

Speaker 4 (01:40:00):
No, sir? Okay, I helped you with Bible verse, didn't it? Yes, sir? Yes, sir?
What did you make?

Speaker 7 (01:40:04):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
All right, let's keep going. Let's keep going. Just let's talk.
Let's talk about uh is that? And then he did
another A on something? Who helped you with that?

Speaker 4 (01:40:13):
Mama? Okay? All right? It was too test to help
you with. He looked at me. He said, I said,
what you mean?

Speaker 20 (01:40:20):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:40:21):
He not good? What do you mean not good? He said?
I got a C on one and a D on that?
And I said, gosh, you are killing us. You are
killing us. Which subjects?

Speaker 3 (01:40:35):
Was it skills in vocab? Well, come on whenever that is?
And why didn't you just teach art appreciation?

Speaker 4 (01:40:44):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:40:44):
And it was the other in English or something? And
uh so so anyway, so anyway, I said, And then
I got mad. I said, you're killing us, You are
killing us. He said, Dad, what do you I said,
I said, I told you if we're gonna study for
forty minutes versus mama's two hours. Okay, you have got

(01:41:09):
to produce. If you can't produce, you're gonna be pulled
right back over there with her. And I said, and
now I'm in trouble and you're gonna be miserable. All
you had to do was come through under our setup.
You are showing Mom's gonna have a case that our
way doesn't work. And he just looks, you're killing us,
all of us. Then I said, look, you got to
put that on your mind. We got a ball game,
you know what I mean, and so focused. And then

(01:41:31):
he says, Dad, what about Mom? Are we gonna tell mom?
I said, well, buddy, I'm here's a problem. And this
is what Bubba brought to do. I said, here's a
whole issue, honestly, and this is the wrong thing to do.
I want to tell you that right now, But we
got a football game. It's the wrong thing to do.
What I would do normally if it wasn't for that
stupid internet, as I throw these tests out the window, okay,
and we'd hide them and hopefully you could. You could

(01:41:52):
be bringing your grades up by the end of the
six weeks and it all be fine. You know what
I mean. But I said, let me tell you. It's
gonna get us rent web. Yeah, Mom's gonna go online.
You don't go on line, so we gotta face music.
She'll go on line. She may be online right now.
I said, it's we're done. You and I are done, okay?
And I said so so, And you're killing us. And
I says, you can kiss daddy's fun. Study, Well, you

(01:42:14):
can kiss funds on studying.

Speaker 4 (01:42:16):
Just kiss it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:17):
Goodbye, Addie. You going right over there with a woman
that produces a's, Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:42:22):
Is that what you want?

Speaker 3 (01:42:22):
Make a's rest of your life? When you and I
could have been bringing in some low b's, you know
what I mean, playing video games, playing video games. But no,
now you're gonna be pulled into the a world where
mama wants excellence in the classroom, like I want excellence
on the football field. That's what's about. You know how
we practice you, you know how Coach Grosky and I
get on y'all. That's about to happen to you in academics.
And I said, I'll tell you something that's sad about that.

(01:42:44):
You'll learn more on the football field than you ever
learn in that classroom. Oh no, And then then all
of a sudden I realized I said that. And then
in the back you continue your going, dadd are you
supposed to say that? And I turned around. I said, well, son,
I'm just.

Speaker 4 (01:42:58):
To the school.

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
School has a place it does it? Has it aint
any important? It's football, I said, And let's just be
real about that. And uh so now I get home
and I'm like, when when does the Tuesday folder need
to come out?

Speaker 4 (01:43:13):
Afore the game or after the game?

Speaker 10 (01:43:15):
I don't think after?

Speaker 3 (01:43:16):
And uh when where you asked about it? So she well,
she's going, then here's what killed us ten year old
with a good grade. Hey, mom my Tuesday volt.

Speaker 4 (01:43:27):
We're on the same team here. Where where's Worre's Brooks
Tuesday folder? That's a big love? Where's his tay? He's
upstairs studying.

Speaker 10 (01:43:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:43:34):
He's at getting his homework done.

Speaker 6 (01:43:35):
Study.

Speaker 4 (01:43:36):
How do you do in his test? You will tell
what he did pretty good? You know a Bible verse.

Speaker 3 (01:43:40):
I helped him with one hundred one one hundred one
zero zero perfect God's word, know it. And then and
then it was like, and now didn't you help him
with the skills in vocam hmm, probably, I think maybe
is that those definitions and how to work out store
and stuff. Yeah, it's called skills and vocabulary words. I

(01:44:05):
remember other words. Was befuddled right, like you're about to be.

Speaker 4 (01:44:11):
And uh, you couldn't talk her into that was her.

Speaker 9 (01:44:14):
I tried.

Speaker 4 (01:44:15):
I tried.

Speaker 3 (01:44:15):
I said, I might have helped him on that because
that was the Sea seventy nine, which it is a
bad and uh. And I said, yeah, then that is it.
I think you helped him with that other one. Boy,
he didn't do good on that one. She goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
that's the one you helped him with. I don't that's
crazy talk. I don't. I can't remember last week guys,
he was so long ago, She said, youre talking about

(01:44:36):
last Tuesday Wednesday? Yeah, you has how many things have
happened since then? You see our weekend last weekend. I
think you may be mistaken. I love you, but you
know your mine wonders is that a firetruck out in
the yard?

Speaker 4 (01:44:46):
Earned uh?

Speaker 3 (01:44:47):
And so so anyway, she says, I want you to
know right now that I'm I'm not as mad as
you think I am. I said, now, that's great news.
And she says, I want you to go up there
and go over the things he did wrong and let
him know that your way of studying doesn't work. I said,
once they give me the right answer, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:45:06):
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:45:06):
I don't believe in going on. She said, but you
got to make sure they know it, not that this
knew it for a moment. I said, once they give
me the right answer, we are done, and we study
the highlighted stuff and that's it. And uh, I said,
there's other things in life besides school. She goes, Not
if you don't pass school, we're going to pass by
the way. And once you pass, do you ever even

(01:45:29):
go back and look at you what you made? Really life?
I said, you think they've ever pulled my permit record?
And they will ask me to interview me for the
first radio show. She goes, So you're you're riding everything
on that your kids will somehow find some job that
nobody asked about their grades.

Speaker 4 (01:45:45):
There's some out there, how was it?

Speaker 6 (01:45:49):
Don't they They don't really start counting till ninth grade anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:45:52):
Now, So anyway, so we go in there and you know,
he faced who looks beyond that listen he faces. We
get in the card and go to the football game
because we have to leave early because you know, players
have to be there early.

Speaker 4 (01:46:04):
And just get out of the house.

Speaker 3 (01:46:05):
Look I get in, I'm in the in the I'll
tell you one thing, son, you know you're gonna have
to learn to do better on test. You can't give
these incomplete answers. You're gonna have to get to where
you know things because making you grades are important. Honey,
we'll be hey, we'll see y'all at the game. Shut
the door and the Look, you gotta get that out
of your mind. You got to get that out of
your mind. We got to get focused. Right now. We're

(01:46:27):
playing the Saints, and you need to be thinking Saints
right now. What's your responsibility? But I don't even think
about school right now. You can't think about school.

Speaker 4 (01:46:34):
Put that in a little folder, put it away. We'll
pick it up later.

Speaker 3 (01:46:37):
But how about I was talking loud as I was
getting the truck. Guys, we're gonna have to start. You're
gonna have to do better in school. Doorship. You got
to put that out of your mind.

Speaker 4 (01:46:44):
What you want to listen to? You on the way
of the game, what's gonna fire you up? Now, let's
go learn the real lessons a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:46:49):

Speaker 4 (01:47:06):
Welcome to the Cook's Best Control, Best of Rigg and
Bubba Show. I'm Greg. I'm your host today, Speedio host tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:47:13):
We're all off for Christmas Day and then I'll be
back Thursday Friday, and then speed He'll take the last
week and then January the sixth, the Rick Burgess Show.

Speaker 4 (01:47:22):
Join us for that And like I.

Speaker 3 (01:47:23):
Said, until then, I'm having a good time looking for
these deep cuts and I'll get a few off the
requests line, get a lot of adding the request And
this is one of his better ones. He had a
little trouble with his neighbors and their dogs. He had
to write him a letter. Check it out Best of
Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 4 (01:47:38):
Okay, I had struggle communicating with people sometimes. Yeah, guys
can help. I thought y'all could help me with this
this next thing in my life a little bit.

Speaker 6 (01:47:47):
When you say things, do you do? They sound good
to you?

Speaker 4 (01:47:50):
They signed in your in your head? My gold? Is
that what you hear? Have you ever heard of the
term fools? Gold? Like what it appears?

Speaker 3 (01:48:01):
I right, I believe when he says something, here is
this that rock? I remember, everything that glitters is not going.

Speaker 4 (01:48:11):
What did you really want?

Speaker 19 (01:48:12):
Okay, so Monday, y'all might have noticed that about six
forty five rolls around in the morning on Monday.

Speaker 4 (01:48:19):
I did not have shoes on for the rest of
the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:48:22):
Really, I was not that surprised by Okay, I passed
you down the hall toting your boots.

Speaker 4 (01:48:26):
I felt so unprofessional, you know, just not like.

Speaker 2 (01:48:30):
That.

Speaker 3 (01:48:30):
That's the first thing that made you feel in pro
go with it, go with you coming in here a
little like someboe found you in a dumpster. Doesn't that
make you feel like?

Speaker 4 (01:48:37):
It just put me off, you know? Yeah, so everything
you had to look over that got down to your boots.

Speaker 3 (01:48:43):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:48:44):
I like to be composed. I like to be put
together a nice professional package. And uh, you're very disappointed.

Speaker 7 (01:48:50):
Daily.

Speaker 4 (01:48:50):
So I was walking around without shoes on, and we
had to go to a meeting. I'm sitting in this well.
We didn't know me. Yeah, Mark Starr was here. Yeah,
Bart Starr. I know he did like having his boots
off because it takes about it. Yeah, that particular.

Speaker 3 (01:49:05):
So I asked you, why don't you have your shoes on,
and you said, because I was sitting in my TV
booth for about thirty minutes, kept smelling manure.

Speaker 19 (01:49:12):
I'm like, okay, all, well, that's what it was. I
don't know if they're my neighbor's dogs have been eating
grass or what, but that's what it was. I finally
checked my own shoes and I had I had one
just all up in my tread so I didn't take
my boots outside and walk around. And it took like
thirty minutes. I was like, kept smelling weird things. I
thought it was Greg banking in my in my TV

(01:49:33):
control booth, but it wasn't, which is weird.

Speaker 4 (01:49:36):
Now, I can't you always do that? I can't. All, great,
that's a lie, right, I can't ignore the fact that
you have a dog, but you think it's your neighbor's dogs. Okay,
Ricky's stepping in Kevin's crap.

Speaker 19 (01:49:47):
No, I'm not, because seriously, every single time, because you know,
when you know when your dog's gonna go, he goes
right after eat.

Speaker 4 (01:49:53):
That's just how it works. That's how dogs work.

Speaker 19 (01:49:55):
They eat and they go and uh so whenever Kevin
has to go take them to our backyard or the
empty lot that's just right down the street, completely empty lot.

Speaker 4 (01:50:05):
If you're new to the program, believe it or not,
Kevin is his dog's name.

Speaker 19 (01:50:09):
Okay, So I live in a house that's been divided
into three units. I live in the one bedroom, and
then there's two two bedrooms. There's two girls living downstairs
and two girls living upstairs, and everybody's got dogs.

Speaker 4 (01:50:20):
So I'm asking y'all's help. I need. It's time. Like
I'm gonna write them a letter. You did like a
doggy poop media. I'm gonna write a letter and just
put in their mailbox saying what, Well, I've got a
rough draft you. Why don't you knock on the door.
Here we go, rub the poop on them. If they
don't keep their dolls from how do you.

Speaker 10 (01:50:42):
Know who it is?

Speaker 4 (01:50:43):
Well, I've got my suspicions. All right, let's hear your letter.
Is this some kind of twisted effort to meet girls?

Speaker 19 (01:50:49):
Dear neighbors, we need to talk. I either I either
step in or have to dodge your dog's poop. Every
single day of my life, every single time I enter
or leave my apartment, about ten times a day, I
think about your dog's excrement. That's too much. That's too much.

(01:51:14):
The only things keeping me from shouting in your face
is one, I'm very passive aggressive, and two the fact
that we have compatible reproductive organs. Time say, there got
to our house has a big backyard. You seem completely
unaware of this. In fact, I'm beginning to think you

(01:51:34):
are secretly a master dog trainer trying to see how
many piles your dog can plant in the direct walkway
to my apartment. I take my dog to the backyard
or the empty lot by our house every single time
Kevin has to drop the kids off at the pool.
Tinkling is okay to occur wherever you like, brown Town.
That needs to happen, not in the direct path to

(01:51:57):
my apartment.

Speaker 4 (01:52:00):
To his neighbors.

Speaker 19 (01:52:00):
Please do your best to make this happen, or I
will be forced to never say anything to you about
this and secretly resent you for the rest of our lives.

Speaker 4 (01:52:09):
Secretly resenting you for the rest of our lives.

Speaker 19 (01:52:12):
Sincerely, yours, the boy that lives in your house parentheses,
who is actually a full grown man.

Speaker 4 (01:52:18):
That's good, who's pretty honest. It's from you know. Here's
the only way to solved this.

Speaker 6 (01:52:24):
You have no pets in any of them, well including Kevin.

Speaker 4 (01:52:28):
Well, no, see, because Kevin's out of there, he goes,
he knows no pets. That's the way you solve this.

Speaker 3 (01:52:35):
Yes, Can I ask you a question? Are your neighbors?
Are they attractive? Single young ladies?

Speaker 19 (01:52:43):
The two downstairs? Are the two upstairs? Two new female
neighbors upstairs? And they have they have haircuts similar to me,
So Roger.

Speaker 4 (01:52:52):
They might be Roger who has the dogs? Everybody? Everybody, everybody.
There are five dogs living in this house. Oh my gosh. Yeah,
you can't blame And I know what Kevin's looks like.
And I'm beginning to learn that. You know, so you're
out id and around.

Speaker 6 (01:53:10):
Brown Town.

Speaker 4 (01:53:11):
N s I or something you're gonna do like a
blissic check the rifling on it, and then what you tonight? C. S. Brown.

Speaker 3 (01:53:24):
I'm like this, you need to invite him over for dinner.
You know what I'm gonna I'm gonna say something that
may surprise y'all. Send the letter as it is.

Speaker 10 (01:53:32):
I kind of like it.

Speaker 4 (01:53:33):
Rick.

Speaker 19 (01:53:34):
You know, you can really resent you for the rest
of our lives, because that's really what all do. I'll
just secretly resent them.

Speaker 4 (01:53:38):
Are you cold?

Speaker 3 (01:53:39):
Are you could aggressive? Are you could be a man?
And doesn't mean you have to fight anybody.

Speaker 4 (01:53:44):
I'm like, when where you're going and be stern and
go to the door and say, look, we're all trying
to work together here. We have a lot of dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:53:52):
I take my dog away from here for Browntown and
you don't. And I'm stepping in the different the various dogs, excrement,
Gracie and can can we please try?

Speaker 5 (01:54:04):
And I promise you they will. They will whoop out
a picture of your dog going in the yard. Actually,
they'll be waiting.

Speaker 4 (01:54:09):
On You're right, No, I'm on, I'm on Kevin like
a hawk. Nobody can be on their dog. See this
goes back again to why I am so against dogs
in the house. I am too rick honest. I mean,
who wants to deal with the dog I've got to
deal with?

Speaker 6 (01:54:23):
Come back in to meet to begin with you?

Speaker 4 (01:54:25):
How about this?

Speaker 3 (01:54:25):
I got to deal with my dog when he's got
to go to Browntown. I gotta try to figure it out,
so we don't do it in the house. Who won't
stake that out?

Speaker 4 (01:54:31):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:54:31):
These leashed dogs, you don't just let Kevin go out
and use bathroom. Right, No, Kevin, Kevin, take him?

Speaker 4 (01:54:37):
You walk him? Well, I do.

Speaker 19 (01:54:39):
I'll either keep him on the leash or Kevin's very
well trained. He'll heal, meaning that he will be on
my side.

Speaker 4 (01:54:45):
He'll walk with you. He'll walk with me.

Speaker 19 (01:54:46):
Yeah, yeah, and we'll go wherever we need to. And
then their dogs they let him because we have like
a we have a little front yard, but there's it's
like fifteen by ten and all of the poop is
ending up right here and that's how I get to
my apartment. And it's just like common courtesy people is
just gosh.

Speaker 4 (01:55:02):
There's companies that do d n A testing now to
identify the owners. Is that true? Now, we got a caller,
we have collars about it will take you. You need
to just send that letter right there. Send the letter
and see how that goes, and just put it in
their body. And remember when y'all get him kicked out,
he's gonna come to your house to.

Speaker 10 (01:55:22):
Live, right.

Speaker 7 (01:55:38):

Speaker 13 (01:55:58):
They do the Wick Purchase Show on January sixth by
going to rick Burgershow dot com and click on the store.

Speaker 4 (01:56:11):
I hope you enjoyed the Coach Passim Joe Best of
Rick and Bubba's show. Here's one. We had discussion about
very important things.

Speaker 3 (01:56:18):
All that's come across my mind. This is the time
we're talking about why Bubba likes to text with his thumb. Yeah,
the best of Rick and Bubba. I should ask a question, yes,
and I apologize if y'all had something here, But yes,
it's just as quick. Rick, when you text, what what
fingers do you use? Are you a two thumber? Are

(01:56:38):
you a thumb?

Speaker 4 (01:56:39):
Index? Guy?

Speaker 1 (01:56:40):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:56:40):
When you text, what what do you normally do? I
have to do it. I don't like Terry. I've noticed
as a thumb and index finger thumb your thumb? Are
you double thumb? Your double thumb? Well, most are? I
usually if i'm mad, I use the middle one. I'm sung.
I'm single thumb, your single thumb? Okay? Were you and
Bubba like he is a single thumb.

Speaker 3 (01:57:00):
He's a so not all and when he's and he's
got a plus, he's got an iPhone plus and so
and so when he's trying to reach around Rick, it
is fun.

Speaker 4 (01:57:10):
He's just I mean, he's just one.

Speaker 3 (01:57:16):
No, I don't like to you don't like to know,
because then they got to communicate with each other. Really
a lot to control one thumb at the time.

Speaker 4 (01:57:23):
Cry, because this one could act it out better than.

Speaker 6 (01:57:27):
That brought to you by He's acting how I would
text or he would text, and then he's going to
Bubba's text.

Speaker 4 (01:57:34):
I'm sorry, I lost it.

Speaker 3 (01:57:35):
I mean, I mean, so you were doing impressions of
veryous stomach. I mean, look how comfortable this looks. Yeah,
it's like it's unbelievable. Well, what I'm saying is going
back to this the back button enough because he's messing
up so much of that one thumb. Well, i'll tell you,
and this may be party. First of all, First of all,

(01:57:56):
my thumbs are very you know, there's I got fat thumbs.
I got two much going on here. It's too much
room right.

Speaker 10 (01:58:01):
The other.

Speaker 3 (01:58:02):
The other is I have arthritis through here on both
thems make me feel so. No, I'm just saying, you know,
it's hard to get it all going the way it.

Speaker 4 (01:58:09):
Needs you to go. Yeah, you know, and uh, he's
just the one thumb thumb pack. Yes, I just got that.
It's an aggressive pack. That's what it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:58:19):
It's not a smooth you ever seen a smooth runner
and one looks like he's trying to stamp out of.

Speaker 4 (01:58:25):
That's the way he's like, he's trying to kill a
bug on his phone.

Speaker 3 (01:58:28):
So he's sating that hard heart break the prom And
I love too.

Speaker 4 (01:58:34):
I like the face it goes.

Speaker 10 (01:58:35):
I love you.

Speaker 5 (01:58:37):
Talk it out too. You're like, yeah, I'll be honest.
I'm just glad to be here after the night I
had last night.

Speaker 4 (01:58:48):
Well, no, what's happened?

Speaker 2 (01:58:50):
What you have?

Speaker 4 (01:58:51):
Are you the same boat with Are you the same
boat with Adler?

Speaker 5 (01:58:53):
Well, not exactly, not exactly, but well about I think
it was about night last night.

Speaker 4 (01:59:01):
Midnight, midnight? You out pardon? I heard Betty get up?

Speaker 11 (01:59:09):
Betty.

Speaker 4 (01:59:11):
Betty got out of the bed. I assumed to go
to the bathroom. I'm typing this way you talk.

Speaker 5 (01:59:15):
And you know, you can tell when somebody gets up
out of the bed, but you don't necessarily wake up. Well,
Betty comes around the bed and I'm you know, I'm
still asleep with my eyes closed.

Speaker 4 (01:59:26):
And I hear oh no, and I think what any whirl?
And Betty has run into the wall. What she hit
the wall? I mean hard? No, it gets better.

Speaker 5 (01:59:39):
So I opened my eyes over my seapout mask to
see what's going on. And Betty is hung in the
corner and can't get out, and you know how like
a little toy dog or something will get in the corner,
and she's she's knocking pictures around and all this, and
and I said Betty, Betty, and she wouldn't answer.

Speaker 4 (02:00:00):
Is asleep you?

Speaker 6 (02:00:03):
Oh yeah, no.

Speaker 4 (02:00:03):
I pulled it up. I pulled it up.

Speaker 5 (02:00:05):
At this point, look for the ball. I had to
pull the catcher's mask up. And I said Betty, and
she wouldn't answer me. But I could tell she was
trying to find a bathroom door. But she was hung
in the corner. And I said, go left, go left,
and she go and she kept banging the wall ban
I said, go left, go and she finally got.

Speaker 6 (02:00:25):
To the opening and went through.

Speaker 4 (02:00:27):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (02:00:27):
And it was such an event. It woke me up
and I couldn't go back to sleep. I felt, of course,
I fall asleep ten minutes before the alarm goes off.
I go, yeah, But I thought, Betty, go left, go left,
go lefty, and.

Speaker 4 (02:00:45):
I wanted to.

Speaker 5 (02:00:47):
I was texting her to see if she was okay,
because she may have broke her nose last night, or
so she went rick.

Speaker 4 (02:00:53):
She hit the She hit the wall like you.

Speaker 6 (02:00:55):
Were going, you know, trying to hit the old number
two hole there on a on a running plane.

Speaker 4 (02:00:59):
Wow, okay, yeah, football, you know.

Speaker 7 (02:01:03):
What I mean?

Speaker 6 (02:01:04):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (02:01:05):
It's a lot. Don't know that I do. The play
was twenty four right correct? Twenty four dives right? Well?

Speaker 5 (02:01:16):
Well all right, so careful hung in that corner and
could not get out of it. And I thought, I
mean I watched for a minute, ago is she there
trying to straighten pictures in the dark?

Speaker 7 (02:01:26):
Right?

Speaker 4 (02:01:26):
You know you kind of wonder that's odd? It was fun.
That's that when you know you get up you can't
quite wake up good enough to get going. Yeah, I
hate that.

Speaker 6 (02:01:33):
But then I was wide awake after that. You know,
I can't go back to sleep. But that's what you think.

Speaker 4 (02:01:37):
Why's my wife running the wall? That's what you were texting? Yeah? Yeah,
has it? Have you ever?

Speaker 3 (02:01:41):
Have you ever woke up, like in the middle of
relieving yourself over the toll and you don't even know
what you got there?

Speaker 7 (02:01:46):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:01:46):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:01:48):
Or the trash can when it hit that a few
times one time, I gave up and just walked outside.
It's got it's it's like I could find outside better
than I couldn't.

Speaker 8 (02:01:57):
Bathroom.

Speaker 4 (02:01:58):
What's that bathroom? So it's like it's moving around. You
just give up.

Speaker 6 (02:02:04):
Where's the door?

Speaker 4 (02:02:04):
I know how to get out of here?

Speaker 11 (02:02:06):
Right?

Speaker 18 (02:02:07):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (02:02:07):
Say with my my roommate when I was in college,
Pete in the laundry basket.

Speaker 4 (02:02:12):
That's not what we're talking about. That's a that's back.
That's back the Nunberg. Yeah, yeah, staying out a little lake.
Trust me. I went to bed early.

Speaker 5 (02:02:20):
All I can figure is the ending of the backs
for shook Betty up so bad last night she was sleepwalking.

Speaker 4 (02:02:25):
So what would happened? I don't even know what.

Speaker 3 (02:02:27):
Well.

Speaker 4 (02:02:27):
I fell asleep too, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:02:29):
Cently he picked one and then theyre oh hey, and
then between then and this when it's back live, he
changed his mind and went with the other one.

Speaker 4 (02:02:36):
But they've done that before. I think they have. They
had one one time before and did. But I didn't
expect Greg to give such an updates.

Speaker 3 (02:02:42):
Of course, just read you've watched that. We couldn't stay
up later. I would have watched it. Channel and Lisa
love it. I've established you watch, but I watched it.
I mean I read about it. I need something big.
No way you could make it. No, I was asleep
by eight. You go down hard.

Speaker 4 (02:02:56):
I was out. He got his teeth. I'll stay tonight
watch this and hey, yeah, I felt like I hit
the wall at eight o'clock.

Speaker 3 (02:03:05):
To eight thirty four minutes. We all went to bed early.
Except well, I mean I just normal time. I mean
it was nothing abnormal.

Speaker 4 (02:03:13):
You know, I declare that eight thirteen I was out.

Speaker 5 (02:03:16):
See y'all, I get that funny feeling a little bit
before eight o'clock, like I've been shot with a dark
in the neck and I know it's coming and I
better be headed that way.

Speaker 4 (02:03:24):
It's just like Wilfare on that show. Yeah, yeah, I
do you ever have your wife?

Speaker 3 (02:03:33):
Yeah, if you're trying to watch a movie, If you
ever try to watch a movie with your wife and
both of you are wore out and you start trying
to piece the movie together by the mouse that each
of you saw.

Speaker 4 (02:03:43):
How much of it? Did you say? Did you see
when that person killed that perison? What about the one
fell off the billy cherry? Why you ask me who
this is? I just woke up. I don't know, because
I slept right when we found out who you watched?
You know that? Do you watch part? But to try
to piece it all together? So why did those some
and so do what he did?

Speaker 3 (02:03:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:03:59):
We're super come from.

Speaker 3 (02:04:00):
We watched Justice League the other night and I hadn't
seen that, and then it was I guess enough people
seen it, you know, I'll give something away. Yeah, But
what I'm saying is when it starts out there's no Superman,
and I'm like, you can't have Justice League without Superman?
And I fall asleep and I wake up and he's back,
and I'm like, how do we get Superman back? She goes, oh,
you miss that? That was a that was a really
a big deal.

Speaker 4 (02:04:19):
And I'm like, what's he I thought we didn't have him?
Oh all we got him now? So why is his shirtless?

Speaker 5 (02:04:25):
You know?

Speaker 3 (02:04:25):
And so But anyway, we'll we'll be back speaking of
bad nights, and then it ties into what we're talking
about with Amazon people drinking.

Speaker 4 (02:04:33):
Yep. I've said this a thousand times.

Speaker 3 (02:04:35):
I try so hard to be a pet owner, or
you've got some of the responsibilities, you know, what hangs
over your life.

Speaker 4 (02:04:40):
What about the dog? What about the dog?

Speaker 3 (02:04:42):
Well, Adler, You know, think about when you get married,
You think about when you when your finance it brings
a dog in.

Speaker 4 (02:04:47):
You got a new dog.

Speaker 7 (02:04:48):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (02:05:08):
Animals are on the attacking it. Oh and this is
where they're getting a little savvy. Is there's creatures you
expect to fear, the big cats, the bears, this kind
of stuff, the snakes. Here it is and the headline says,
says it all. Fisherman dies as increasingly aggressive beavers attack

(02:05:34):
people in Belarus. Fisherman wanted his photo shot with a beaver.
The beaver had other ideas. It attacked the sixty year
old man with the razors sharp teeth, slicing an artery
and he bled to death. You guys, the character of

(02:05:54):
the wound was totally shocking for those of us in
the medical field, recalled the villa doctor. We had never
run into anything like that again. And this may be
the answer to what happened. Once hunted to nearly extinction
in Europe, beavers have made a comeback as hunting was

(02:06:17):
banned or restricted and new populations were introduced. Now, of course,
Belarus is a former member of the Soviet Union between
Russia and Poland, and the beaver population has tripled in
the past decade to an estimated eighty thousand beavers.

Speaker 4 (02:06:38):
It's a lot of beavers and this is pandemic.

Speaker 3 (02:06:41):
This has caused beavers to increasingly wonder into populated areas,
creating more grounds for conflicts. Okay, so we have too
many beavers for the woods, and then now they're coming
out getting into the while there's the mallages in the cities,
and then now we've got beaver interaction with humans.

Speaker 4 (02:06:58):
Oh that's not good.

Speaker 3 (02:06:59):
But yeah, with Greg's point, though, when did we all
this is the second death by beaver that we have
been able to document. What is up with the I
didn't know beaver's went on the attack. I didn't know
they well, but just chew trees.

Speaker 4 (02:07:13):
To you know why.

Speaker 3 (02:07:13):
But I mean, I've never have you seen a I mean,
beavers normally hang out with beavers. I mean, so if
a beaver is hanging out with a human, I would
guess maybe it does a beaver feel threatened. I've encountered beavers.
They're not they don't do that. I slapped the tail
in the water. Well, let's go to an expert. Scage
walked up to a beaver before.

Speaker 4 (02:07:31):
Ye'll tell oh.

Speaker 3 (02:07:32):
Many times Frog giggan around. I've encountered you to put
your life in your hands.

Speaker 4 (02:07:37):
I didn't know. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:07:38):
It's the dangerous. I didn't realize that I might as
well be seeing a wolverine teeth. I might as well
be seeing a wolverine. Yeah, now let's get some expert analysis.
If we could we bring in, uh, a little expert
from the actual beaver population. Uh, let's go to the
Rick and Bubba hotline. Bucky Beaver standing by, Bucky, how

(02:07:58):
are you? Hey?

Speaker 4 (02:08:00):
We're doing great, Bucky?

Speaker 10 (02:08:02):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (02:08:03):
What what count that too? I can't hear the hill anymore.
I lost you on ExHAM.

Speaker 4 (02:08:15):
But Bucky, we're now on XM two forty four, oh.

Speaker 8 (02:08:17):
Two forty four. I have to dial over the thank you.

Speaker 4 (02:08:25):
Has got you down? Got you down?

Speaker 10 (02:08:29):
Excel?

Speaker 4 (02:08:30):
Well, Bucky, Well, Bucky, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:08:33):
Since you're out of the loop, we're getting more stories
now where your brethren. The beaver population has now killed
two human beings. Bucky, I didn't know y'all were so dangerous.

Speaker 8 (02:08:45):
Oh that story from Bello.

Speaker 4 (02:08:48):
Yeah, yes, I'm looking at you.

Speaker 8 (02:08:53):
People don't know. Bu used to be behind the Iron Log.

Speaker 4 (02:08:59):
That's your your brother were behind the iron Log.

Speaker 8 (02:09:02):
Yeah, the iron Log. But I think ain't coughing down?
We're right now?

Speaker 4 (02:09:07):
What hey got choke choked up?

Speaker 10 (02:09:13):
Bucky?

Speaker 3 (02:09:14):
All right? Hanging gosh, I need y'all had raise your
sharp teeth, But I mean do humans need done?

Speaker 8 (02:09:24):
Maybe ask you this question out here? How would you
say that if somebody can't canoe not into your own ring?

Speaker 14 (02:09:30):
Huh?

Speaker 4 (02:09:30):
Well I wouldn't like you, Bucky, I really wouldn't.

Speaker 8 (02:09:33):
Right down your favor show X man. You know that
can get the dandelope with a big if you know that?
Because I don't like a.

Speaker 4 (02:09:45):
Oh so, I mean you stay out of our area?
Is that what you're saying? Bucky?

Speaker 8 (02:09:48):
Well you need to restact Rick. How would you like
somebody coming in there disturbing your kids?

Speaker 4 (02:09:54):
What you want our kids?

Speaker 8 (02:09:56):
That's what baby being was a call? You know that?

Speaker 10 (02:09:59):
Ye the cover that car?

Speaker 4 (02:10:05):
That's all right? Well look let me tell you this.

Speaker 3 (02:10:09):
This guy was killed though, Bucky just simply trying to
have his picture made with the Belarus Beaver.

Speaker 8 (02:10:14):
Well, you know what you got shot is ours? You
know you can kiss somebody and cut their hand out out.

Speaker 4 (02:10:20):
Well, well could have been so there just was a
bread of it.

Speaker 3 (02:10:24):
But it looks like here, Bucky, they're they're encouraging people
to hunt the beaver.

Speaker 4 (02:10:31):
No, I mean it's serious. It's in the story.

Speaker 3 (02:10:34):
They're encouraging people to actually go out and hunt the
beavers because of their overpopulation.

Speaker 4 (02:10:39):
But yeah, they're saying this too.

Speaker 8 (02:10:40):
It's been for a long time. I think, yes, it has.
Bucky think they said to extinction him.

Speaker 3 (02:10:47):
If I heard that right, Well, Europe shut you guys
completely out all in desiring your wonderful pelt.

Speaker 8 (02:10:52):
I mean it is soft. I know what the hakam
and studio studies always want to pit me. I get
a little nose.

Speaker 4 (02:11:01):
I mean it's a desirable little pelt.

Speaker 8 (02:11:05):
He did very soft, and you know we're very good swimmer.

Speaker 2 (02:11:09):
I did.

Speaker 4 (02:11:09):
Look at Wow, your tail sounds sandy.

Speaker 8 (02:11:15):
You get a little excited there.

Speaker 4 (02:11:17):
Yeah, well you've really been taking care of it. It
sounds so healthy.

Speaker 8 (02:11:19):
Well it is, it's good strong and that you know.
I'm a listen to the spot. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (02:11:27):
Hey you Bucky.

Speaker 8 (02:11:28):
You're don't do any good stories about state.

Speaker 4 (02:11:32):
I know, yo beavers.

Speaker 8 (02:11:39):
Yeah, what time all that about the dogs. Let's talk
about the beavers. Hey there you go.

Speaker 3 (02:11:43):
Well, well, Bucky, before we before Wen, I want to
ask you this though, Should we, as human beings be concerned?
Is this a is this an organized get back at
the humans? Are these just a couple of rogue beavers?

Speaker 8 (02:11:56):
Well, I tell you what I think, that's just situation
here in the over stas and the band. I mean,
if one comes right and what you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (02:12:03):
Look, well, that's a great point, bo yeah, yeah, and
and so so we we need to stay out of
your area and and go back to where we belong.

Speaker 4 (02:12:11):
And everything's fine, y'all get.

Speaker 8 (02:12:13):
Back over the wal mart and start by all the
beaver's looking this years.

Speaker 3 (02:12:30):
Looking how the beaver's looking hounds. I do have a question, now,
do you guys? Is there like an international beavers club here?
I mean, do you know any of these beavers that
are attacking?

Speaker 8 (02:12:41):
Well, but I said, that's from those side of the world.
All good saying much?

Speaker 4 (02:12:47):
You don't you don't make that trip to beller ROOFEMUK.

Speaker 8 (02:12:49):
No, I don't go to y'all can't stay around here?

Speaker 3 (02:12:52):
Well, and of course, if I be rabit, if I
can get.

Speaker 4 (02:13:01):
If I can get Hamnds to ever speak again. I'll
get you an updated.

Speaker 8 (02:13:06):
No Craven peaches today. I don't.

Speaker 4 (02:13:10):
You feel you like your pinching?

Speaker 8 (02:13:13):
I don't think it.

Speaker 4 (02:13:17):
I bet you can pill a page case. Oh, budd,
you know it.

Speaker 8 (02:13:20):
I'll feel the page well, you know, I'll do both
sides of malta. Who time there you came. What's you
go about?

Speaker 4 (02:13:33):
Understand it always?

Speaker 2 (02:13:35):
But I did.

Speaker 8 (02:13:36):
No matter what, you don't stay playing ball like that country,
Well the whole baron we get together your panter b
it out back.

Speaker 4 (02:13:53):
Oh that's good. Well Buck you we gotta we gotta
go you.

Speaker 8 (02:13:56):
He abut the barrel al this morning, I thank you, boy.

Speaker 4 (02:13:59):
Thank you for a Boddy Beavers, Bucky Weaver.

Speaker 7 (02:14:27):
Ricking Bubba ricking Bubba.

Speaker 4 (02:14:47):
Secasting there it is. Maybe maybe put that out on
bank one. You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (02:14:51):
That podcasting broadcasting. All right here, we are so glad
to be here as promoted.

Speaker 8 (02:14:57):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:14:58):
You know, Gary the bulldozer man has has you know,
he's been involved. Bubba encountered him first, brought him into
the rest of the group, and you know he's just
continued to become a beloved character. You know that you've
become beloved by the audience when you make it to
the towas the night before Christmas at the end of
the year. And Gary, you know, he lives an interesting life.

Speaker 4 (02:15:18):
We've had so many.

Speaker 3 (02:15:19):
Gary stories and so anyway, uh, you know, at any
given time you could get you know, Gary's gotten pretty
high tech.

Speaker 11 (02:15:27):
Now.

Speaker 4 (02:15:27):
I don't know if you've seen Hill. He'll put out his.

Speaker 3 (02:15:29):
Spur Master stuff and all that for his turkey call,
and and he, you know, he's just hey, you know,
I mean, you know, I mean, I kill no turkey.
You know, I just you know, I ain't gonna makee
too many. I won't have no turkey.

Speaker 4 (02:15:42):
And so he you never know when he's going to say, hey, calm,
that's only message you'll get. Hey calm. And so I
was like, you know, or the one I got one time,
Hey we got bees, calm and that's it. No explanation
on bee. Yeah, hey calm. So this one. So I
call him and and he said, you ain't gonna believe

(02:16:04):
what happened.

Speaker 20 (02:16:05):
Man.

Speaker 3 (02:16:05):
Now, anytime he says that, you just say, you stop
everything trying to get noise down because he's not a
very loud talker.

Speaker 6 (02:16:12):
You know, you got to listen up, and.

Speaker 3 (02:16:14):
They say, you ain't gonna believe. I mean, I couldn't
believe what just happened. And I said, okay, and he
tells me and I said, Gary, I gotta tell you
that's uh. It may upset some people, but that's airworthy.

Speaker 4 (02:16:25):
You know. Not every Gary moment is airworthy. Some of
us you just enjoyed on your own. Remember when he
wrestled the deer out of the gate?

Speaker 6 (02:16:32):
Remember that?

Speaker 4 (02:16:33):
Did you like that one?

Speaker 7 (02:16:34):
I did?

Speaker 4 (02:16:35):
Okay, Well, you're gonna love this one.

Speaker 3 (02:16:36):
Okay, okay, video if you if you love Bubba, if
there was a video of this now, it would bother
some people.

Speaker 4 (02:16:43):
I want to I want I want to warn you.
This does not have the happiest of dings.

Speaker 3 (02:16:47):
Okay, all right, but I'm gonna tell you if we
had this on video, we canceled the sales meeting today
and when we we just put it up on the screen.

Speaker 4 (02:16:58):
Okay, let's bring Gary in. Gary. How you doing, buddy?

Speaker 9 (02:17:03):
Hey?

Speaker 25 (02:17:03):
How you.

Speaker 4 (02:17:07):
Gary the bulldozer man?

Speaker 11 (02:17:08):
Garry?

Speaker 4 (02:17:10):
Is Gary?

Speaker 9 (02:17:11):
Y'all doing this morning?

Speaker 4 (02:17:13):
We're all right better than you? I bet you still try.

Speaker 9 (02:17:16):
I've had a rough week, real rough. I went from
getting snake bit til uh order out yesterday.

Speaker 4 (02:17:24):
Yeah he got bit by a non poisonous snake. He
posted that on Instagram. What got him? Rat snake?

Speaker 6 (02:17:30):
Oh yeah, he playing with it, trying to catch it.

Speaker 9 (02:17:34):
Oh, just trying to get it on the road for
it got run over and.

Speaker 4 (02:17:37):
What good lord you know. See, that's that's what Satan does.
You try to help him, he'll buy. Gary, you never
would never be bit if you just shot his head off.

Speaker 9 (02:17:46):
But the fining about it, it was no works your property.

Speaker 4 (02:17:50):
She really should have shot it right.

Speaker 3 (02:17:52):
Yeah, now, Gary like that you I'm gonna set this
up and then you kind of tell everybody what happened
if I I recall someone you know, because we're all
neighborly in that part of the country. Uh informed you
that they had a donkey that uh that that they
could not keep any longer, and they wondered if anybody

(02:18:14):
wanted it. And you thought that it might be a
good idea to add to your animal arsenal because she
thought donkeys do keep Codi's off your live stock. And
y'all know how much Geary's goats mean to him. Yes,
right now, Gary, you got a soft spot for your goats.

Speaker 4 (02:18:29):
Don't you.

Speaker 9 (02:18:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I've raised goats for a lot
of years. But uh, I got a I got a
phone call. My wife, Calm said that girl works with
her head or donkey. She wanted to get rid of that.
It was free if I come kid it. So I said, well,
you know, I said I was turkey hunting, and you

(02:18:52):
know I killed in Ice Albert yesterday. I said, well,
I'm turkey hunt right now. But uh, you know later
on this that no, I might go if I could
find a trailer, because I didn't have nothing to haul
it with.

Speaker 4 (02:19:06):
So you gotta have a.

Speaker 6 (02:19:07):
Don't I went home.

Speaker 4 (02:19:09):
Huh you gotta have a donkey trailer?

Speaker 2 (02:19:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:19:13):
Well I went home and uh, the lady across the
roads got some horses and she had a uh, you know,
just a regular horse trailer short when you know, And
I said, well that'll work, she'll let me board. I'll
just go get it. So I got my other neighbor.
Uh we went over there to get it. And you

(02:19:34):
know how a donkey is, it's hard to load them
on the trailer, so you know, we had to put
ropes on it and drag this bout and drag it
on there.

Speaker 4 (02:19:41):
That's how I got.

Speaker 9 (02:19:44):
Oh yeah, but uh we got it home, and you
know that's when it went bad.

Speaker 7 (02:19:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:19:57):
Uh then, you know, you know you said, you know
I like animals. You know, I got all kind of animals, turkeys, goats, chickens.

Speaker 20 (02:20:06):
You know.

Speaker 9 (02:20:06):
But I turned him in that uh my goat pen,
and uh yeah, the crazy things started.

Speaker 4 (02:20:14):
Running my goats, running them, running them.

Speaker 9 (02:20:18):
Oh yeah, he was trying to kill him.

Speaker 4 (02:20:20):
Trying to kill all your goats.

Speaker 3 (02:20:21):
What.

Speaker 9 (02:20:22):
Yeah, he got one down, was biting it and kicking it,
and well, I can't have this. So I had my
other labor jails. He was up here and he kind
of remind me of old Car Wars show. Yeah, you know,
he kind of smoked, and I told him to get
to going, you know. So he got back down there
and he was heaping in a puff and you know,

(02:20:43):
and he brought a pistol. So I was chasing the donkey,
and the donkey was chasing the goat, and I was
shooting at the dome and uh uh his hit turned bad,
real bad.

Speaker 3 (02:20:58):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (02:20:59):
I can't imagine that that recipe going. I can't believe.
Don't tell me you missed the donkey shot to go, Well,
I just.

Speaker 9 (02:21:07):
Ahead, just wait, Well I had I had neighbors coming out,
and I was trying to run them back in the house,
you know, and they didn't need to see this.

Speaker 3 (02:21:15):
You know, before we go to front. I want everybody
to picture. Right now, there's a there's a you know,
a pasture. You know, it's not huge, but it's not small,
fenced in fence. Then Gary has brought a goat. I mean,
it don't worked hard to get it, work worked hard
to get there, and as soon as he puts it

(02:21:35):
in there, chasing it goes crazy on the goat starts
trying to kill them bottom And now Gary is chasing
a crazed donkey with a pistol, trying to shoot at it,
and the.

Speaker 6 (02:21:46):
Neighbors are coming out.

Speaker 9 (02:21:48):
You know, I tried. I took man lamb down there
and hit him right across.

Speaker 4 (02:21:51):
As that seems redundant.

Speaker 9 (02:22:01):
He turned around and uh he just bloats, not all
over me.

Speaker 4 (02:22:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, they'll do it. It could have been worse.

Speaker 9 (02:22:10):
Yeah, yeah. He started chasing the goats, and you know
I just had to you know, oh wow, I had
to do what I had to do, put him there.

Speaker 4 (02:22:20):
But Gary, according to your story yesterday. It it did
not go easy?

Speaker 9 (02:22:25):
Oh no, no, I planted, well, I emptied thirty eight,
I had my pop and then my neighbor run up
here and got my other pistol, and I think it
was seventeen more shots.

Speaker 4 (02:22:38):
My goodness, didn't.

Speaker 10 (02:22:40):
Gary?

Speaker 4 (02:22:41):
Were you just missing him or is he that stout?

Speaker 9 (02:22:44):
Well, it's it's hard to Uh, you know it's hard
to shoot. Well you wrong?

Speaker 10 (02:22:47):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:22:48):
I agree? You ever chase your donkey?

Speaker 10 (02:22:50):
Shooting?

Speaker 4 (02:22:51):
I bet it was horrible?

Speaker 9 (02:22:52):
Did you order to try it sometime? You know?

Speaker 4 (02:22:55):
No, it'spenially after all over you? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:23:00):
Oh yeah, I think started blake. You know how a donkey.

Speaker 4 (02:23:05):
Get after? Did ever get after you?

Speaker 10 (02:23:07):
Gary?

Speaker 4 (02:23:07):
Did did ever charge him?

Speaker 9 (02:23:09):
He charged at me one time and I trying to
kill him. Well, he ought not have done that.

Speaker 4 (02:23:16):
You shot at him, Wally's charging him?

Speaker 10 (02:23:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:23:20):
And then one of my neighbors come over and said,
what happened to the donkey? I said he was running
my goats and trying to kill him and uh, he said,
She said, what did you do? I said, well, I
had to put him down and uh, I said, uh,
I do that for anybody? You know, if you got
ain't not running my goats. I'd probably shoot you too.

Speaker 6 (02:23:41):
Yeah, here we go. Well, uh so you unloaded up
about it.

Speaker 9 (02:23:47):
The thing about it, the girl had called the donkey
had been out and then the state highway and she
had called it. He said they was gonna come out.

Speaker 4 (02:23:55):
There and shoot him anyway, So you want to say
it was just a delayed shooting.

Speaker 9 (02:24:00):
Well, and I went over. I didn't want you know,
I said, well, they don't play the shoot donkey. I said,
I'll take donkey. But you know I found out I
couldn't out the donkey.

Speaker 3 (02:24:09):
Do you think if you would give him a minute,
they would have got along a little better. Maybe they
were just getting acquainted.

Speaker 9 (02:24:13):
Yeah, he would have killed all my goat.

Speaker 6 (02:24:16):
I talk, Oh, Gary, let.

Speaker 4 (02:24:21):
Me ask you finally go I know we don't need
to describe Gary.

Speaker 5 (02:24:26):
I know I know that it was difficult to load
the goat on the trailer when he was alive.

Speaker 4 (02:24:33):
How difficult was it to load it up dead? Yeah? Right, amen?
And you got you got a hold of it, that's
that's dead weight, no pun intending?

Speaker 9 (02:24:41):
Well, Uh, I was luckily had my tractor here with
a front end loader on it, so you know it
wasn't too bad. But I mean you're talking about a
five hundred pounds, don't.

Speaker 3 (02:24:51):
Yeah, Yeah, that's a that's a big hold of barrier.
When he went down, preacher, you see you see Gary
bringing this animal in. You hear all the commotion, walk
over and there's there's the front end shootout.

Speaker 4 (02:25:03):
I can't rick. He emptied to thirty eight and then
shot seventeen more. Yeah, and what what what was the
what was the size of that pistol that had the
second round that got it done?

Speaker 9 (02:25:13):
It was a glock forty.

Speaker 4 (02:25:16):
Seventeen.

Speaker 9 (02:25:18):
Yeah, clip. I went to I went to bed last night.
I got thinking over this this week's you know activities
that I went through. You know, I went from good
to bad and back to bed, and uh, I was
laying there and I you know, I was just watching
a little T lead four. I went to sleep and
I got to thinking. I said, you know, I'm probably

(02:25:41):
the only one that had to shoot his own.

Speaker 7 (02:25:44):
Nas ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 4 (02:26:37):
Bubba.

Speaker 3 (02:26:37):
My email was inundated with this Barney Frank story because
I saw that there heard it. Uh. They are claiming
that when Barney Frank is speaking with who I call
Peter Pan, Rachel Rachel Matt Owl's I don't name uh
on m s n B c uh. The little the

(02:26:58):
little woman who looks like a Peter pantamat yes uh.
And she's very very venomu venomous when she speaks. But
and I just love to see that. But people are
claiming that Barney Frank has been caught on air during
an interview breaking wind.

Speaker 4 (02:27:16):
Now let me just say it is obvious he is
lifting his hip. Who had done that? But it sounds
like to me, it's just that it no, no, it's not.

Speaker 3 (02:27:25):
It sounds like to me, this is the chair he's sitting,
and he's sitting in a leather chair and as he's
moving from hip to hip, you hear are you going
to say it? Or would you like for me to say,
here's the thing? I well, do you want me to
take it? Because I know you're gonna goes. I'll take
it if you.

Speaker 5 (02:27:42):
Hate to play greg in this, but I am so
you know, I've seen so many fakes and people are
so good at ed time. Oh yeah, and this would
be nothing to add a sound effect to this. I
mean that would be you know, your your basic editor
could do that. It's no big deal. And and if
I was going to add a sound effect to a clip,

(02:28:04):
I would wait till they were shifting their weight to
do it. I mean, we've all seen these clips where
people do this.

Speaker 4 (02:28:09):
Anything about the Preacher clip?

Speaker 7 (02:28:10):
Right?

Speaker 4 (02:28:11):
What's great it?

Speaker 7 (02:28:14):
So?

Speaker 9 (02:28:14):
You know?

Speaker 5 (02:28:15):
I get Look, it's funny either way, a speeding I
would like to see the fact that it's Barney makes
it even funnier.

Speaker 3 (02:28:21):
Yeah, I would like to see this and Ocho Cinko's
greatest moments back to back.

Speaker 4 (02:28:26):
You got, well, he's the way they miked him in games.

Speaker 11 (02:28:31):
Now.

Speaker 4 (02:28:31):
I will say this, if Barney Frank.

Speaker 3 (02:28:34):
Has has air that uncontrollably escaped from his rear end,
he would not surprise. I want you to watch and
listen as both I'm dancing all around you are.

Speaker 4 (02:28:46):
There's not the same thing else. Yeah, I've got plenty
to do today already.

Speaker 3 (02:28:49):
And I will say that I listened it in the
break and which makes me and I'm like bub I'm skeptical.

Speaker 4 (02:28:54):
But it does sound a little loose. I'll just say that.
All right, Let's see, all right, here we go.

Speaker 10 (02:28:59):
We have to figure out what do we do from here?

Speaker 25 (02:29:00):
And you're right, we've got to get some jobs and
we have to do it, and there's no way to
do it. We are today spending one hundred and forty
billion dollars a year.

Speaker 3 (02:29:10):
All right, so let's watch here he's going back and forth.
I do not think it's either fake or the chairs yet.

Speaker 10 (02:29:19):
What do we do from here?

Speaker 25 (02:29:20):
And you're right, we've got to get some jobs, and
we have to get some jobs. Look, and we just
to get some jobs. And you're right, we've got to
get some jobs. You're right, we've got to get some jobs.
You're right, we've got to get some jobs. And we go, right,
we've got to get some jobs.

Speaker 4 (02:29:37):
Right now. Look before you've noticed too how the Libs
will always be. We've got to get some jobs. Like
we just go pick them up. Tell you how you
get those guardy You let people who have money hire people.
That's how you do it. All right? Now, Look job hey,
why you're going to job store? You pick up maybe
a dozen? We need some Watch him go from hip
to hip here he's trying to get situated. It could

(02:29:58):
be we have to figure out a way.

Speaker 10 (02:30:00):
What do we do from here? And you're right, we've
got to get some jobs.

Speaker 1 (02:30:03):
And we have to.

Speaker 4 (02:30:08):
I wish to would say, excuse me, we have to
figure out a way. What do we do from here?
And this is where I'm up with the host.

Speaker 3 (02:30:14):
This is where I'm upset with If this takes place
on our show, we go who whoa before we talk
about jobs? Barney, did you just let one rip? I
mean you gotta take it off? Can you get one?

Speaker 6 (02:30:27):
Barney?

Speaker 4 (02:30:27):
Is there barking spider of Barney?

Speaker 5 (02:30:29):
Was that was that?

Speaker 4 (02:30:30):
Was that an attempt to let me come out silent?
And it barked?

Speaker 10 (02:30:32):
Don't you.

Speaker 4 (02:30:35):
Bartie fright?

Speaker 10 (02:30:35):
And you just said, on a spider, get some jobs,
get some jobs?

Speaker 9 (02:30:43):
And we have.

Speaker 5 (02:30:46):
Y'all realize how much money, time investment we have in
computers and the internet, and this is what we're doing.

Speaker 4 (02:30:53):
I mean, trillions of dollars. It's funny, By the way,
what do we do from here?

Speaker 10 (02:30:59):
When you're right, you've got to get some jobs?

Speaker 3 (02:31:03):
The fact that he roses him, that's that's about the.

Speaker 4 (02:31:08):
Time it sleeps out. And I'm telling you, I'm not
sure he has to control something. Rick didn't your favorite Rick?

Speaker 3 (02:31:13):
You pleased in your favorite Rachel mad Owl, whatever name is,
she's got these ear pieces in okay, and Rachel madd
now yeah, and now now, for those of you who
don't know, it runs kind of behind the neck and
around the ear. So she's got producers talking to her
in another room, you know, sometimes feeding them questions asking
this whatever, what please? When he said, hey, Rachel, did he.

Speaker 10 (02:31:37):
We have to figure out what do we do from here?
When you're right? We've got to get some jobs I'm
gonna have to do.

Speaker 4 (02:31:43):
He just breaks Barney Frank cheat all of a sudden,
the control.

Speaker 5 (02:31:54):
I'm gonna have to deal with Barney. Barney is blowing
so much hot air for a little to to go
out the other you know.

Speaker 9 (02:32:03):
You.

Speaker 4 (02:32:03):
Just hearing him talk makes me want to take a
pen and stick it through my right.

Speaker 5 (02:32:10):
Remember, all of this financial crisis went back to the
housing bubble. Don't don't and Barney Frank was right in
the middle. Let's just laugh about him, break and wind.

Speaker 3 (02:32:20):
I can't go there today. Let me tell you what,
did you realize that he doesn't demand to have that job?
People actually vote for him? Yeah, how stupid are they?
I would pay one hundred dollars for him to say
Sandy gets seashells on the seashore on Sunday.

Speaker 4 (02:32:35):
I'll good money you try it again. So what's that?
I don't know about Sandy? She what it's not Sandy?
What it is for me? She's Sandy.

Speaker 3 (02:32:50):
Sally and the Baby Talk episode of The Brady Bunch,
when Cindy was doing tongue twisters because Buddy Hinton was
picking on her about being baby talked, she said, she
says shells by the sea shore, not sad. How much
would have some of that Mississippi stuff you want to fight? Yeah,
that's fine, Baldy.

Speaker 4 (02:33:08):
How much would y'all pay right now for him to
call in? Right now?

Speaker 3 (02:33:12):
You say, hello, Rick and Bubba show, have tea. I'm
not being funny. I'm a serious. If I was look
at listen, if I had your grandmama Lukes when she's
got her teeth, I have.

Speaker 4 (02:33:23):
Nothing to say.

Speaker 9 (02:33:26):
With us.

Speaker 3 (02:33:26):
Thank you for being here, drag May to your universary
this month.

Speaker 4 (02:33:30):
Greg, welcome.

Speaker 10 (02:33:32):
You have to figure out a way. What do we
do from here? When you're right, We've got to get
some jobs.

Speaker 4 (02:33:36):
Oh speak o toothless one. That's what I want to said.
So it's not Sandy, now.

Speaker 5 (02:33:51):
Sells by the Seashore?

Speaker 7 (02:34:12):
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Speaker 4 (02:34:29):
Is coming.

Speaker 13 (02:34:30):
Don't miss the debut right here on January sixth, twenty
twenty five. Details at Rick Burgessshow dot com.

Speaker 4 (02:34:45):
Hope you enjoyed the Coast Pascintrow Best of Fricking Baba Show.
Looking back over some of the best bits.

Speaker 6 (02:34:51):
This is right here.

Speaker 3 (02:34:52):
I get a requests with this A lot we love
to play at this Brent musburg when he was collar
ball game with Hoirow and his comments about her.

Speaker 4 (02:34:59):
Check it out Best of Ricking Bumba.

Speaker 3 (02:35:02):
Well, as we make our way back talking about names
that continue to be in the news and this one
out of the sports world too. People having some fun
with Brent Musburger again today. Look, I mean I want
to get I want to give Brant benefit of the
doubt on this. I mean, I mean, surely.

Speaker 5 (02:35:18):
There's two reasons, so we should give him benefit of
the doubts, right right, But let's hear it first.

Speaker 4 (02:35:24):
See what you think. People have different tations.

Speaker 3 (02:35:26):
This is how he wrapped up the broadcast last night
in the Kansas game. Take a listen for Fred F.

Speaker 20 (02:35:32):
Shula at Row was really smoking today.

Speaker 4 (02:35:36):
I want to say so long, all right.

Speaker 5 (02:35:41):
One seriously, one, I think he does a good job
calling the games. You know, he's been doing it a
long time. I mean he was doing it when we
were kids.

Speaker 4 (02:35:50):
Oh sure, sure.

Speaker 3 (02:35:51):
I watched the thirty by thirty the legend Jimmy the
Greg last night about him and Phyllis George and.

Speaker 4 (02:35:56):
IRV H Cross Cross that's it. And uh they did
Jimmy the Greek. You know they were talking Phillis George.

Speaker 3 (02:36:03):
Well, they were talking about like you and I talked
about before the before radio became so prominent. They were,
you know, one one place might only have one station, right,
and they were saying, wh they were only three networks
and and they had NFL today, My gosh, their share was.

Speaker 6 (02:36:17):
Like unbelieve that you were.

Speaker 4 (02:36:19):
Jane Kennedy was on there for a while. But anyway, anyway, Yeah,
so Brent was getting interviewed about that long time.

Speaker 9 (02:36:25):
So long it was.

Speaker 20 (02:36:27):
Really smoking today, Yeah, it was really smoking today. So
long from Lords and Hollow it was really smoking today.

Speaker 6 (02:36:39):
Go back to the first where he he's so emphatic
about it.

Speaker 4 (02:36:44):
Listen to it, yea Fred for Sulla and holl Row.

Speaker 20 (02:36:48):
It was really smoking today, And.

Speaker 4 (02:36:52):
It almost sounds like he's not one bad. He does
said the problem So here is the question.

Speaker 5 (02:36:59):
Was he talking about a great job she did from
the sideline I want to think so, or or was
he talking about she really had it going.

Speaker 9 (02:37:08):
On and for a.

Speaker 4 (02:37:11):
Smoking tonight.

Speaker 3 (02:37:13):
I mean, and I'm not going to go anyway opinions
or whatever, but in fact, you just had to issue
a public apology for something like that like a week ago.

Speaker 7 (02:37:22):
What do you do?

Speaker 4 (02:37:23):
My point?

Speaker 6 (02:37:24):
And maybe maybe.

Speaker 4 (02:37:32):
It was really smoking today.

Speaker 5 (02:37:36):
Maybe based on the aftermath of the National Championship game,
that that probably was not good of terminology, right, how
about this?

Speaker 4 (02:37:43):
No, we really don't know what he meant.

Speaker 3 (02:37:44):
Hey, Brent, if you want to clear the air and
make sure we're not make sure we're not having the
fun we're having right now, here's what you could have said.
And for Holly row who did an outstanding job reporting tonight,
thank you, Holly. I'm Brent Musburger so long. I mean
that that would have done it. Here's the here's the
video and audio which gives us a little bit more
time facial expression.

Speaker 4 (02:38:02):
Yet we know this, he just showing high lights on
the court taking it.

Speaker 3 (02:38:07):
Store Cancus sixty one forty four.

Speaker 20 (02:38:12):
Coming down next Sports Center for Fred for Schiller and
Holly Row was really smoking tonight.

Speaker 4 (02:38:21):
I want to say I will.

Speaker 6 (02:38:23):
Say this Lord for someone that I actually watched this
game and at the end when I heard that, that's
the first thing I thought of.

Speaker 4 (02:38:29):
Let me ask you, what are you doing? Bris Like,
what are you Holly Row? Who was shaking it like you?
Who was bringing it to Holly Ron.

Speaker 3 (02:38:45):
I'm going to give him the benefit of doubt for
many reasons when but I'm gonna go with with surely
you're not a week out from all this? He then
am from a shallow Holly Row and head for Holly Row.
When you know Daddy likes a little meeting the bone,
smoking the lots tallone. Okay, look how you call yourself out?

(02:39:16):
I think I think the supergroup Queen said it best.
Holly Row, who makes my rocking world go round? Horrif
do you think he meant she was doing a good job? Well, speed,
that's what. And I'm going back to just like he said,

(02:39:38):
Holly though, it's almost like his Holly Ro says more
than smoking Holly Rod. If we just played Holly Row,
Row almost bramps up. Listen to the way he says.

Speaker 4 (02:40:02):
I guess somebody producer or something Frank Facilla.

Speaker 11 (02:40:05):
Who is that?

Speaker 4 (02:40:05):
I think it's the guy that was next to you,
ok yeah, yeah, some dude. Listen half of everybody here.
Listen how he says his name and then Fred and.

Speaker 20 (02:40:16):
Was really smoking today?

Speaker 3 (02:40:19):
Seriously, Brand, don't you know because we've all done it
here not. But when they went off air, his buddy
looked at.

Speaker 4 (02:40:25):
And said, what did you just say that that some
woman was smoking? Did you not just realized what the
week you just had? And I like them with Bubba.
I love hearing him call games.

Speaker 6 (02:40:39):
But as I'm watching that, and the whole time, I'm thinking, see,
he's doing a good job. This is what I like
about Musburger. And the very last thing he says is that,
and I'm thinking, you've got to be kidnak. He hit
me the minute he said it. I thought you're better
than that, Brent.

Speaker 4 (02:40:52):
What do you do considering? Right? Yeah, listen, you know
talking about the good jobs? You know what it would
be like.

Speaker 3 (02:41:01):
I know what he's gonna say, Yeah, oh yeahs run
all over the place. Yeah yeah, I mean it really
would be like, let's say you made some off color
comment about somebody's weight, Okay, and and everybody and.

Speaker 4 (02:41:11):
It was like, well, you know I was. I didn't
mean thing by it.

Speaker 3 (02:41:13):
I apologized everybody in the very seven days night you
go and now let's go down the Holly Row.

Speaker 4 (02:41:20):
Who you know what I like, I'm a little chubby
and you're like, and he's going, no, I'm talking about
a good job. She did? You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (02:41:28):
You know you know how they all these big companies,
they have these PR firms and with stuff like this happen,
don't you know?

Speaker 4 (02:41:34):
They called him back? He did it again? Right, Yeah,
we gotta clean this up. He listened. Whoever is guys? Hello,
so and so, so and so? Agency do you hear
Brent tonight? What would he do? What do you say? Said?
Holly Row was really smoking.

Speaker 6 (02:41:48):
We spend this, you know, can you imagine everybody looking
at each other and when they all get the head
that ton of people got a headset on and they
all look at each other.

Speaker 3 (02:41:56):
Like I got to hear it again and Holly Row,
who if he's interested, we may have a little cup
of coffee after we're done.

Speaker 4 (02:42:04):
Made me in the liba.

Speaker 20 (02:42:07):
And it was really smoking.

Speaker 4 (02:42:11):
I don't smoking, no matter what he what he meant?
What do you think the choice moment in your situation.
Here's about this.

Speaker 6 (02:42:20):
Who is really getting after it tonight? Here's the thing
last week doesn't last week? That has happened. I don't
even hear that.

Speaker 4 (02:42:26):
No, nobody does. We're not even talking about it. He's
under the microscope. Can I say something I would have
if if, if, if a guy's my poor lady.

Speaker 3 (02:42:36):
But my point is speedy nobody would have brought it up. No,
I mean I heard it on the way in and
you're gonna hear it all day. Nobody would have brought
it down. There would have been a non issue.

Speaker 4 (02:42:46):
Yeah, smoking.

Speaker 5 (02:42:53):
Smoking, well Holly, Holly does a good job, but I
don't think she is considered one of the.

Speaker 4 (02:43:00):
Uh, you don't know what Brinston says.

Speaker 2 (02:43:02):
You don't.

Speaker 3 (02:43:04):
I didn't even say. Well, now you think he set
a standard on the last comment? Yeah, you know he
doesn't right that he's he's trending, you know what I mean?
He meant this and for Holly Rose and like the
other woman, I actually have a shot at smoking and that.

Speaker 4 (02:43:21):
Or has no cofactor.

Speaker 10 (02:43:24):
Wait, I like them all.

Speaker 4 (02:43:26):
He did like the mom too.

Speaker 3 (02:43:49):
Ran here's Jolson. You fight so for the dolphins, you know,
and I'll have to give credit to Uh. I thought,
you know, Serena and Venus was there last night, Mark Anthony,
all the new minority owners are there, and I don't
have to give them credit. The fans came owners and
uh uh, they came out. How about how about whether

(02:44:11):
it worked or not. I don't know if that was it,
but the crowd showed up last night and was in
it the whole game. And even mad Dog Manda's buddy
of mine that does played by play with the Dolphins,
he even commented there, Yeah, you.

Speaker 4 (02:44:22):
Got a buddy, o Green Lizard.

Speaker 3 (02:44:24):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:44:25):
Can I tell you something.

Speaker 3 (02:44:25):
When I was listening to it and then watching it
from went to bed, it was the loudest I've heard
of Miami crowd.

Speaker 4 (02:44:31):
I have to have to give the crowd. They turned
out with that and it the whole game responded. You
know what, I don't know if that's why. Let me
ask you this.

Speaker 3 (02:44:41):
I mean they were out even early when the orange
carpet came out. I mean it was already fill the
place up.

Speaker 9 (02:44:46):
Though.

Speaker 4 (02:44:47):
Yeah, I mean we were full last it wasn't as
late in the game. Seriously, make him.

Speaker 5 (02:44:52):
I thought the Dolphins built their own stadium they did
Joe actually Joe Joe Robbie. Actually it was private funds
he built it. Is that what they're playing in? Yeah,
they let the ki so they let the Marlins play baseball?

Speaker 4 (02:45:07):
What what Joe did want?

Speaker 5 (02:45:08):
But it was built just for football. They said they
wasn't gonna let a baseball team, just like they did that.
Uh it ain't Candlestick, but what's the one in San Francisco?

Speaker 4 (02:45:16):
Whatever?

Speaker 5 (02:45:16):
Pack bail They said, Oh no, we're not tearing up
our grass to play.

Speaker 4 (02:45:19):
Oh, before you know what, there's an infil Did you
see Tiger Woods over with Peyton Manning does not? Yeah?
I saw it hanging out so he was working directly
against the Dolphins.

Speaker 10 (02:45:28):
Did you did you?

Speaker 3 (02:45:29):
Did you handle the defeat in a in a in
a new way, a graceful way, and Ryan laying down
there to cross.

Speaker 4 (02:45:38):
I wasn't Rick showing that text. I raced it. I
was afraid of one of my kids, even though grown,
did you pray Jesus would have raced it?

Speaker 3 (02:45:50):
After the game, I got a text and I thought
there must be emergency. Some of the family's having an emergency.
I just because most most of my friends know you
probably text unless you needed me, So I look, no,
Greg Burgess had sent me a text.

Speaker 4 (02:46:02):
I bet it was a dandy. Well he was dead
on what he said. And uh so I pretty much
let him know my feelings on it.

Speaker 3 (02:46:08):
So yeah, and that pretty much ended. Greg's not wanted
to to like say buy on the phone or tell
you I'm wrapping up. He just kind of goes away.
Gregs went back said, Okay, that's it, come going see
you tomorrow. Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:46:21):
And the question is, though, and I still have not
understood why Ryan was not here?

Speaker 10 (02:46:28):
Why were you not here?

Speaker 3 (02:46:29):
I had to take care of me. She had she
had a project that she did not let us know
that she needed a ride. That was a project that's
obviously you can't get on the bus. I don't know
how many the kids we got it on the bus.

Speaker 5 (02:46:38):
So it wasn't like a social studies fair science fair?
And so uh which one?

Speaker 11 (02:46:45):
What was it?

Speaker 4 (02:46:46):
Social studies.

Speaker 3 (02:46:49):
Wor that I that you know, our kids don't tell
us until this that day and so there's no such time,
is Preppara what time?

Speaker 4 (02:46:57):
I mean, where are they on display in the gym?
Because to go see we're going to see him?

Speaker 5 (02:47:02):
Because social stip studies fairs and see the creativity.

Speaker 4 (02:47:06):
What time you start.

Speaker 3 (02:47:07):
I'm taking Don McNeil to it, just to prove the
bad thing is I got in school traffic too.

Speaker 4 (02:47:12):
So did you did you want to be here? I did?
I didn't. No, I can tell you I did.

Speaker 3 (02:47:18):
After the loss, I would have won. He'd have been
here and opened the door for Yeah. Well, after I
took ga over the project, you wouldn't. You would You
would have outsourced it. You would have outsourced it somewhere again. Yeah,
found something. Let me call Afro cab when they get here.

(02:47:41):
Just putting them back. Here's a tip for the driver.
Make sure she gets there. Tell her Daddy loves her
when she gets out. So and then there's a and
then there's the bigger issue. Did not showing up because
that affect the team?

Speaker 4 (02:48:00):
Oh thank you, min has your disrespect of a dolphin icon?
An icon? Dolphin? Yeah, I really tell you, they really
did come in to see you. I sleep, No, it
had no sleep.

Speaker 5 (02:48:13):
You don't know how many times they asked where you
were at and talked about it.

Speaker 3 (02:48:17):
They spoke at the f c A at the University
of Alabama last night, then stayed watched the end of
the game, drove all the way back, got home like
one o'clock in the morning, woke up to be here.

Speaker 4 (02:48:26):
And they kept telling him breaks, No, you ain't believe
how big a fan this guy. Three times I know,
I'm so crazy. I'm gonna go.

Speaker 3 (02:48:32):
I'm gonna take him to lunch. I caught him looking
out the window see if he was coming. You know
why he said this about lunch. It just dawned on
him and Mojo to the team.

Speaker 4 (02:48:39):
He just he just thought, did I do that?

Speaker 27 (02:48:45):
Gregg as has Ryan Greenwood will disrespecting a Dolphin icon,
not outsourcing his children to somebody?

Speaker 7 (02:48:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:48:57):
Uh could that? Could that effect the Dolphin franchise?

Speaker 3 (02:49:01):
Everybody's God one Boy's your opinion on.

Speaker 8 (02:49:06):
The Red.

Speaker 4 (02:49:08):
Show eight six six We be big.

Speaker 3 (02:49:18):
It's a simple question, a simple yes or no, whether
this could bring Mojo to the Dolphin And you're keeper
the Mojos, You're thinking about it, Well, I want if
God can play again.

Speaker 4 (02:49:25):
He's just I think adversary team, No big deal. He
was dom Mic Neil's on my wall back.

Speaker 5 (02:49:32):
You talk about Dolphin defenders, he is one of the
top eleven.

Speaker 3 (02:49:36):
We start with the vault him up with a quick poem.
It was on the team with Greasy and Marino. Welcome
to the program. Greenwood's no show today? Has it affected
the mojo?

Speaker 8 (02:49:48):
Yes, it is a mojo?

Speaker 14 (02:49:49):
Brian, please offer up a damn Marino jersey to the
gods and Barnett on the altar.

Speaker 4 (02:49:57):
Reverse it turn around. I don't know, quick poll, let's
go to Josh. What do you think?

Speaker 9 (02:50:05):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:50:06):
Yeah, run, I mean that's just too right there. Jason,
what do you think?

Speaker 14 (02:50:11):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (02:50:13):
I don't know who they got next week? Rick what
do you think san Diego?

Speaker 8 (02:50:17):
Yeah? Yeah, I think he's here.

Speaker 6 (02:50:18):
He has got to go all right, that's a trap game.

Speaker 7 (02:50:21):
Now.

Speaker 4 (02:50:21):
He's just shaved his head, his birhead. Where is it
at in San Diego? And the cap? She can finally
cut his hair. So he took the cap.

Speaker 3 (02:50:30):
So you see him before he cut his hair. You
know what he look like Kevin Costner in the Bodyguard,
exact same hair. Hi, Ricky bo show. Has Greenwood mojo
the Dolphins by not showing up today?

Speaker 14 (02:50:47):
David, Yeah, I don't think he's mojo the Dolphins. I
think he's mojoed himself. I'm a long time Dolphins saying.
And if I don't know that guy was gonna be there.

Speaker 4 (02:50:56):
I of came so that said, yeah, that guy would
have tried them. I'm going to see in the day
lunch he's not available.

Speaker 3 (02:51:06):
By the way, since she hasn't down on you about this,
and it really has I can tell your face. I'm
thinking to myself, are you gonna do anything you can
not to find him somewhere? If you go and have
time with him without race it, well, I don't know
what to see.

Speaker 5 (02:51:19):
Definitely I'll following somewhere somewhere in the sky that big
dolphin his dorsal fins draping.

Speaker 4 (02:51:27):
It looks like free Willie's in captivity. There's a sad
dolphins are sad today? Hi, Rick and Bubba Show, Quick Poe.
What's your vote? Yes or no?

Speaker 14 (02:51:36):
He has bot Joe the blowhole of the Dolphins.

Speaker 4 (02:51:43):
Rick and Bubba Show, Quick po had a marine balling.

Speaker 3 (02:51:46):
Not only has he mojoed him, he can be blamed
for every injury this season.

Speaker 7 (02:51:52):
Wow, run.

Speaker 4 (02:51:55):
It's seven to zero? Rick and Buba Show. What do
you think I think he has?

Speaker 14 (02:51:59):
And I hope he gets all his Memorabila Memora out
of his basement.

Speaker 4 (02:52:05):
That's next. Hi Ricky Show, what do you think of flood?
Now that's for sure. What do you think if? All right?

Speaker 3 (02:52:11):
One more and this would be called if it was
a baseball game. Hi, I mean they're they're voting against
Ryan quicker than the Mann. He went down the field, Bro, I.

Speaker 4 (02:52:19):
Don't know it took a long than thirty two seconds.
I think Rick and Bubba Show, what do you think?

Speaker 14 (02:52:23):
Because of green Ryan Greenwood, the Dolphins will only win
two games this year?

Speaker 4 (02:52:28):
Oh that's that's ten to nothing? Rick, I mean do
we have to stop? I'm liking the one was really good?
Can I have a few more one liners? I? Rickon
Bubba Show? What do you think?

Speaker 10 (02:52:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:52:39):
He needs to play catch with a crazy cyclist guy?

Speaker 4 (02:52:43):
Okay? I rickon Bubba Show, what do you think?

Speaker 2 (02:52:45):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (02:52:46):
Mojo Show, this.

Speaker 9 (02:52:50):
Be really good?

Speaker 3 (02:52:58):
Que twelve to nothing On The Rick and Bubba Show.
This hour, we'll have adye Van Adler file a report.
It is uh the World of Secret Menus Part the
Part two Today, welcome back ba Ba Bush. There he

(02:53:20):
is for a brand new Allen about it. You know,
we haven't really talked to Adler's brother. I mean, we
got Adler's brother guys, I know, I know we just
let him pass with it? Is I noticed that he's
not here dress Adler. I notice he's blocking.

Speaker 4 (02:53:33):
He won't let us hear. No, every time I try
to create a conversation. Wor's baby brother's baby brother?

Speaker 1 (02:53:38):
Is he here?

Speaker 3 (02:53:39):
Yeah, come on, bring him in, Come here, Brady. He's
got Brady switching for him.

Speaker 4 (02:53:44):
Well, that's right, and he's trying to teach him, and
I understand.

Speaker 3 (02:53:46):
You know, he won't let him out of there, like
he knows he's gonna talk to he's keeping Greg away
from at the point's almost rude. Oh I know.

Speaker 7 (02:53:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:53:53):
I mean, look look at him. Look he's in here
with you.

Speaker 10 (02:53:57):
He's a grown man.

Speaker 4 (02:53:58):
Oh wow, he's in college. Wow, he is a lot taller. Hurt,
that doesn't hurt. Okay, he's a growing man.

Speaker 23 (02:54:07):
Boy.

Speaker 4 (02:54:08):
I love him way more than everybody in this room.

Speaker 3 (02:54:12):
You know, you've really, you've really tried to shield him
from Greg. Yeah, it's it's almost I mean, it's the.

Speaker 4 (02:54:21):
This is my brother, Brady, No questions allowed. I'm gonna
make you go back in there, man, I'm sorry, Brady. Welcome.
Hey Brady. He looks normal. He looks normal. He seemed
to be more calm, than your brother. Thank you. Yeah,
he's a funny kid.

Speaker 3 (02:54:35):
Then yeah, this this, this does he ever does he
kind of does the family have discussions about him?

Speaker 4 (02:54:42):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 26 (02:54:43):
Sometimes, Yeah, there's a little hostru.

Speaker 4 (02:54:46):
This is Chris is good at his job. He is
your mama. You're like repeating things your mom? You really are?
You sound like your mother.

Speaker 26 (02:54:55):
He's really good at his job.

Speaker 6 (02:55:00):
So one more time?

Speaker 10 (02:55:02):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (02:55:03):
He's so good at his job? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:55:05):
All right, So tell me this because I know, without
without even asking, what sort of things did your brother
say to you when you said, hey, I might come
up and want to get a little hands on training.
Did he want you to come here? And what was
the speech he said to you before you came here.

Speaker 26 (02:55:22):
I'm not sure. It was kind of through my dad.
I kind of got my dad to text him to
you don't have to keep looking at me like a robot.
You're worry You're really you're reading three all right?

Speaker 3 (02:55:35):
Helps you move that legal pattern that Chris Adler wrote
everything down that Braddy's supposed to say.

Speaker 4 (02:55:38):
I texted my dad, you're a free man, you can
speak open. He's good at his job. You forgot your
phone check the text message. I'm texting you.

Speaker 3 (02:55:48):
So but so your days good at his job? Your
dad said, hey, Brady, lot's come up there and hang out.
But but Chris had to say, as we call him M. E.
Van Andler, he had to say, look, man, before you
go up there, like, don't be better than me?

Speaker 4 (02:56:00):
Oh really? Yeah, don't take over the job?

Speaker 3 (02:56:03):
Did he did he warn you about Greg or what
it was, how rough it is here, and how people
tend to give each other a pretty hard time.

Speaker 26 (02:56:11):
I mean I've heard I've heard that, like before, he
didn't have to give me a speech.

Speaker 3 (02:56:14):
Okay, so you know you've been listening to the show.
You know you can just let he give that speech before. Yeah,
he's kind of he's filled us in. Yeah, right, does
he ever? Did he ever tell you he didn't want
you to come up here? He didn't think it was
a good idea.

Speaker 4 (02:56:30):
He's never said that we're good.

Speaker 26 (02:56:32):
I mean no, he hasn't.

Speaker 4 (02:56:33):
So why are you looking at your phone reading text? Right?
It's but he gives you seem so much more calm
than thank you so much.

Speaker 6 (02:56:41):
Take all of them are like that.

Speaker 3 (02:56:42):
No, no, but what you're seeing, let me tell what
you're interpreting is calm normal? Yeah, well, yeah, that's good.
I saw how many brothers are there?

Speaker 4 (02:56:51):
What was total? And there's so there's Brady Chris, and
who's the other two? You got Luke and Jake? Yeah?
And which one is that we saw play in the
three on the threat? Luke? Yeah, athletes.

Speaker 7 (02:57:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:57:04):
Yeah, he's married and has two babies now or one
and one on the way or are they both here
and now they're both?

Speaker 4 (02:57:08):
Yeah? Wow, two babies. Nothing got here yet, so we
got we've already had two babies. Yeah, good gracious.

Speaker 3 (02:57:15):
And then Jake is kind of following in the footsteps, right,
he's kind of dabbling with worship leader and all that
I've seen him do his thing.

Speaker 26 (02:57:21):
He's a worship major or like leadership major.

Speaker 6 (02:57:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:57:25):
And then where are you going to college? Where are
you going to call it?

Speaker 26 (02:57:27):
Birmingham?

Speaker 4 (02:57:28):
Souther Birmingham? Okay? First year? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:57:30):
And uh?

Speaker 3 (02:57:31):
And then of course your brother that works with us
is here. And is this something the family has been
proud of or is it is it something?

Speaker 4 (02:57:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:57:40):
Did you do you ever sit around and go did
y'all did you'll ever bring up did you listen to
the show today? Does that ever come up sometimes? Yeah,
oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:57:47):
I think my favorite ad of all the years may
have been when when when your mom Brady screamed that
she wished that he would just drink beer and watch football.

Speaker 26 (02:57:56):
The other kid, that's the normal in conversation.

Speaker 4 (02:57:59):
That Yeah, I mean that was a that is a
golden dad, your dad that day.

Speaker 3 (02:58:04):
Look, yeah, he said, he was already picturing the emails.
He starts stretching out for the home keys. What Linda meant?

Speaker 23 (02:58:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:58:15):
Yeah, So do you want to get into more what
you what Chris is doing?

Speaker 26 (02:58:18):
Yes, I want to be a medium film major. I mean,
I'm I'm a business major right now, but I'm gonna change.

Speaker 3 (02:58:25):
So do you feel is there a pressure in your
in your home? We've talked about this, to be able
to sing well and play multiple.

Speaker 26 (02:58:32):
Instruments kind of right, but I'm but I'm good at both.

Speaker 4 (02:58:35):
Oh so you're in okay?

Speaker 11 (02:58:37):
Good?

Speaker 4 (02:58:37):
I've seen you sing at church before you do you
do gran?

Speaker 3 (02:58:39):
Yeah? I was yeahs anybody else taking on, which is
a little bit of it.

Speaker 5 (02:58:43):
Do you can you just go to family get together
and just enjoyed or do you have to be prepared
with a set list before you go?

Speaker 4 (02:58:50):
Know your part all. There's no I mean the tone
Rangers don't break out.

Speaker 26 (02:58:54):
No, Yeah, we're we're pretty normal.

Speaker 5 (02:58:55):
I mean in my family, everybody needs to bring tennessees
because we're gonna play something in the yard, right.

Speaker 4 (02:58:59):
You know, have a competition out there. I understand that's
your dresses.

Speaker 6 (02:59:03):
You bet throw some t shoes in there.

Speaker 3 (02:59:05):
I'm sure you're down playing a little bit, but I've
understood that y'all's Happy Birthday is a bit of a production.

Speaker 26 (02:59:10):
It is so good we harmonizing everything.

Speaker 4 (02:59:17):
Do y'all throw in there? Like yeah, now there's there's
there's a kind of have a sign parts or you
just call it. Yeah, we just go.

Speaker 5 (02:59:26):
Somebody fills the whole. You just run the daylight if
nobody's sitting on ten or somebody hits it.

Speaker 10 (02:59:31):
Yeah, you just to what you're here.

Speaker 4 (02:59:33):
It's just you know, you gotta go with what's find
your and then somebody will go I need to be
over the top.

Speaker 26 (02:59:39):
Yeah, Like people are really puzzled if they're not within
our jeans and they're standing like within our circle of
singing and they're just standing there like what's going on?
Because we're all, you know, like a quartet or whatever.

Speaker 3 (02:59:50):
Singing snatural, you find your spot, you know it is,
looks like I'll go tenor yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:59:55):
Now does your dad usually does he lay down the
foundation everybody just him? Does he keep well? Always? Does
he keep the little pot?

Speaker 2 (03:00:03):
You know? Is he me?

Speaker 9 (03:00:05):
Me?

Speaker 3 (03:00:06):
Me?

Speaker 4 (03:00:08):
And I think I know the answer to this. And
remember this is a safe space.

Speaker 3 (03:00:13):
This is we can openly within the family, even in
the music part of your family, which is very prominent.
There's a bit of embarrassment. And I was looking for
a softer word, and I can come up with him
involving your dad in the trombone, right, has he ever
gone to He had four shots at it to try
to get one of his sons to draft with him

(03:00:34):
and love the trombone as much as he does. Did
he ever come to you and say, Brady, how about
you and the trumbark.

Speaker 26 (03:00:42):
A wood brass person?

Speaker 10 (03:00:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:00:44):
But so what do you play?

Speaker 26 (03:00:45):
What is your I play piano and I'm gonna take
guitar lessons next year, but I just mostly sing.

Speaker 4 (03:00:52):
So your dad struck out four times trying to get
one of you to love the trombone.

Speaker 26 (03:00:56):
Yeah, yeah, And my mom is most embarrassed by you.

Speaker 3 (03:01:00):
She says, if he's going to use it in worship,
that it's a day that she can't be there. He
cannot bring it up.

Speaker 4 (03:01:05):
Why she against Trump? He doesn't like him.

Speaker 3 (03:01:07):
She finds it to be difficult. Does he does he
get into it a little an awkward instrument?

Speaker 6 (03:01:13):
Does he get into it?

Speaker 4 (03:01:15):
He used the word unattractive, which I think that rig
I don't think.

Speaker 5 (03:01:18):
I don't think I trombone is unattractive. You ever, just
could be an accordion if it's in a marching as
a bagpipe, or if it's in a marching band. But
have you ever watched a trombone try to bust up
into bust up into worship service and find a place.

Speaker 4 (03:01:31):
It's something to see.

Speaker 5 (03:01:33):
Yeah, you put a line up together with guys in marching.
That's one big tall hat.

Speaker 3 (03:01:37):
But my favorites when I found out that the family
actually there's certain requirements that are there that he can
only bring the trombone out in certain situations, and usually
when your mom's not there.

Speaker 4 (03:01:48):
She doesn't like that. Everybody looks at her in the
choir while he's up there doing it. They stare at
her away.

Speaker 6 (03:01:57):
Yeah, what a range?

Speaker 3 (03:02:00):
Heck you need a little more poppy, just put it.

Speaker 4 (03:02:05):
Yeah, he just he loves every minute of it.

Speaker 7 (03:02:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:02:08):
Are you okay with the nickname Brady Bunch or do
you want to ski more creative? I like that, Rick, Rick.

Speaker 5 (03:02:13):
Before we do that, I did get an email and
I think this is a great point. Oh boy, before
you drop the hammer on Brady Bunch. It comes from
Patrick Campbell says, uh, you should at least look at
Alex van Adler.

Speaker 15 (03:02:25):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (03:02:26):
The van Halen brothers, Eddie van van Adler and then
Alex van add Well, that's gonna be confused, but you
know what.

Speaker 6 (03:02:33):
I like that though.

Speaker 3 (03:02:35):
Where where is Eddie van Adler on that? So you
have Eddie van Adler and Alex van Adler say that
I saw it. Eddie van Adler just wants this segment
to be over. He's gonna say good to anything. Well
right now, hey, let me ask you this to Brady.

Speaker 5 (03:02:50):
I know you've got two brothers married, one about to
be do the do the do the wives come in?
Are they musical too?

Speaker 4 (03:02:57):
Or what is there? How do how does that? How
do they fit it in?

Speaker 26 (03:03:00):
I guess well, when I was talking about you know
the people that don't have our genes within the musicals
birthday singing song. That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (03:03:07):
Oh, exactly what he's saying. Yeah, he's so.

Speaker 5 (03:03:11):
Yeah, they just sing wherever they want to, and then
y'all they go silent. They pretty much go sign and
have like a puzzled look.

Speaker 4 (03:03:18):
On their face like a tambourine. And yeah, do they
practice so they can be better and get in the group.

Speaker 26 (03:03:24):
I mean no, honestly, it's just like a look of
shock and nothing else.

Speaker 4 (03:03:28):
So they still shot at this time? Did you get
them to come in on the kick drum?

Speaker 26 (03:03:32):
I mean we should probably start on the kick drunk
on the.

Speaker 3 (03:03:35):
Kick drumk, yeah, drum. Well, you know I'm leaning toward
Alex van Adler. Now that's a good one. That is
a good one.

Speaker 4 (03:03:45):
That is we're gonna miss opportunity. We'll never have that opportunity.
That would be coaching a lot of Brady bunches. Okay
with that, I don't care with either. Okay.

Speaker 3 (03:03:53):
I like that Eddie van Adler flank today by brother
Alex van Adler. I like that, all right, So let
it be all right, So let it be ricking Bubba Loft.
You from this day forward are Alex van adamers out
of the.

Speaker 4 (03:04:05):
Group Van Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 3 (03:04:33):
About story across the country has got a lot of
the conspiracy theorists stirred up today. Bubba and the real
Greg Burges came in fresh off of George Norri's update,
and he's got a conspiracy going already, of course.

Speaker 4 (03:04:47):
Well Rick.

Speaker 5 (03:04:47):
In Arkansas, along the Arkansas River about a twenty mile stretch,
there's an estimated one hundred thousand drum fish that have
been found dead and washed ashore or floating, and they
say that A spokesperson with a Fish and Game said,
we got a call last week from a tugboat operator

(03:05:08):
that found the fish out on the river along the
bank in the river channel, and we were immediately dispatched
to take a look. Investigator from local and state agencies
took samples from the infected areas. Steven says fish kills
occur every year, but the magnitude of this one is unusual,
and disease could be the cause. A pollutant would have

(03:05:31):
a cross affected cross species. Ninety nine percent of them
were drum fish, which is a bottom feeder.

Speaker 6 (03:05:42):
It's not a game fish. In Arkansas, by the way,
you can eat buffalo.

Speaker 4 (03:05:46):
You got to do with fish, ain't it.

Speaker 5 (03:05:49):
So we go on and we also had the story
that there was a big bird kill there too, which
I'm going to guess the birds that were eating the
dead fish also died or or it was the quarterback
for Arkansas Ryan Mallett, out practicing for the.

Speaker 4 (03:06:04):
Bowl game throwing. He was hitting footballs, hitting birds with football.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:06:09):
They're saying the three thousand Arkansas bird. This they're trying
to tie it to uh fireworks.

Speaker 8 (03:06:16):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (03:06:16):
And then we have the dead fishing on the Arkansas
River and the fireworks. I'm just telling what it says.

Speaker 4 (03:06:21):
The story birds are using a lot even flying.

Speaker 3 (03:06:23):
I'm just telling you simply all this morning, all right,
what is the spill coast to coast? They had experts on,
you know, they had experts on. Yes, we have the ability,
we have the weaponry that we can control the weather,
hurricanes start and start.

Speaker 4 (03:06:40):
Now is that the machine that George W.

Speaker 3 (03:06:41):
Bush The technologies there, and they're they're just not getting
it right where they can use it like the country.

Speaker 4 (03:06:47):
You don't like you want to put them in a drought.
Stuff like that. Earthquakes is just a spin off of
the earthquake machine. Yes, it's the same bunch.

Speaker 3 (03:06:54):
And they think they test fired one uh from the
satellite and they show they didn't know the birds. They
just give it a shot and that that happened to
killed the bird. They say these did they choose to
test it on arkants? Now that I'm not sure about.
They don't know yet because it was the home of
Bill Clinton. That's a good point. But anyway, they say,
these birds, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (03:07:14):
If this is under Obama's control now Bush is he
don't have.

Speaker 4 (03:07:18):
The kisses black ops. You know they they do what
they want to do. Oh, it's totally diff president the game.
See I almost walked in that. But listen to me.
I want you to just know. Here's what that's me.

Speaker 3 (03:07:30):
This are they talking about how their insize are liquid
and nothing else, no enterds or.

Speaker 5 (03:07:33):
Liquid now according to the game and that that detail
has been left off this report from liquid.

Speaker 4 (03:07:40):
They are from a credible broadcast, sour scrape. They are
the game. It need be some type of microwave, they say.

Speaker 3 (03:07:45):
Then the game and Fish Commissioned spokesman Keith Stevens said
that these blackbirds, in his opinion, died of massive trauma.
Residents heard loud fireworks and the birds started hitting the ground.
The expert, when somebody brought it five our work, started laughing.
He said, that is completely ridiculous. He said, we've been
blowing fireworks up everywhere. You never see five thousand birds fall. Now,

(03:08:07):
it's a good three they whatever they're saying five, they're
just reporting.

Speaker 4 (03:08:11):
Is this about?

Speaker 5 (03:08:12):
Is this by one of those windmill forms, you know,
because they kill birds too. They fly in and get
the air sucked right out of them when they go by.

Speaker 3 (03:08:19):
Wait a minute, Greg, wait a minute. Bad weather has
been blamed for earlier bird kills in Arkansas. In two
thousand and one, lightning killed dozens of mallards. They again,
they laughed that one off too. It does not say
that their energs were liquified. Well that's what that's what
they were saying on the coast to coast this morning.

Speaker 4 (03:08:39):
They don't want you to know that. Do you think
the fish and birds are tied together? They do. They
claim that, you know, of course the fisher words it's not.
But they say, oh definitely, oh definitely, oh definitely yes.
Now have they have they determined it liquified? Have they
have they you hate when that happens. How about this,
Have they determined if the energs of the buffalo drum?

(03:09:00):
I don't know that. We don't know. But they scoffed
at the fireworks. They scoffed, they laughed.

Speaker 3 (03:09:07):
What we've been blowing fireworks up? China's been blown up
since two centuries ago.

Speaker 4 (03:09:11):
That's what they say.

Speaker 3 (03:09:13):
You hear about massive bird now you got admitted. I've
seen they'd be dead birds laying all around disney World
fireworks every night, that's right or wrong? And they got them,
sure enough, fireworks they ain't playing. But the budget they got,
they ain't playing. They ain't got these. Ain't them dumb
down ones.

Speaker 4 (03:09:30):
Do you think maybe it's the cheaper fireworks that kill birds.
I'm just telling you.

Speaker 3 (03:09:33):
They say that they used mirrors, and they used what, Yeah,
they got different ways from a satellite and then they
got some way they reflected, and they reflect what some
type of beam a beam? But yes, but tampering with
the weather only kills red winged blackbirds and buffalo drum.

Speaker 4 (03:09:50):
No, that's just wrong.

Speaker 3 (03:09:51):
They have to be in that area when that when
the shop comes from Rick, Rick, I gotta I can't
let something just got a talk about it, you saying,
I'm just telling.

Speaker 10 (03:09:59):
You what I beme.

Speaker 3 (03:10:00):
That comes down from a satellite reflected by a mirror.
That's that's that's liquefied the enters of these perds. Because
they use it to control the weather. They can make hurricanes,
they can turn the What's funny is they'll talk about
this stuff like everybody knows that. Oh, we already know.
They can turn hurricanes wherever they want them to mean,
I mean, that's a given. I love when they talk
time travels ten years away. They talk about that like

(03:10:21):
that's gonna happen. Oh, that's ten years that's no problem.
Now what a minute?

Speaker 4 (03:10:23):
What a minute?

Speaker 7 (03:10:24):
You know?

Speaker 4 (03:10:25):
Did a guy show up from the future to tell
them it was been one of the experts. I'm gonna
this is you know you because he could if he
had a time See what you do?

Speaker 3 (03:10:33):
The Black ops, the military develops this because they're going
to use it against their enemies to control the weather
and stuff.

Speaker 4 (03:10:40):
If you want to put a country in a drought
or you want to flood them.

Speaker 3 (03:10:43):
A rain, I want to I want to show you
won't cause earthquakes.

Speaker 4 (03:10:48):
Beams can't do that. Great. It seems like a lot
of a lot of headache when you could just drop
one tomic bomb. What Yeah, but people don't know that's bad.
That's bad. Pr atomic bomb.

Speaker 3 (03:10:57):
You can say that, But how come we moamags didn't
see being I just don't say one another one because
this is where I'm gonna get gray. You realize that
this is the same talk that came from the man
that invented tangle a. You remember he claimed something been
invented that would drive the Pacific with one drop immediately,
one drop immediately. So you're you're in his camp.

Speaker 9 (03:11:16):
Now.

Speaker 4 (03:11:16):
Oh, I'm not saying I'm reporting it. Okay.

Speaker 3 (03:11:19):
Now, what I want to know is why we didn't
see the beams that killed the spurs and all their
entergs liquid face.

Speaker 4 (03:11:25):
It was a shock from it, the shock of what
some type of bat did it go? All right, listen, listen,
I keep in mind birds.

Speaker 5 (03:11:34):
To believe this, you got to believe that the government
can build a satellite, it has to have a mirror
to reflect it. I don't know why it's got a
straight shot, but anyway.

Speaker 3 (03:11:41):
We're gonna know that's two different ones. You got the
satellite and then you've got the mirror on bottle different ones.

Speaker 5 (03:11:45):
We got my mirror, we got all that, but we're
not gonna get our refunds on time because Congress raised
a tax rate right changed it, so they got to
reprogram the computers.

Speaker 4 (03:11:55):
But we can't get that done quickly. I'm just telling you.
I'm just will me that come on fireworks.

Speaker 3 (03:12:03):
Like I say, we shoot fire My dad shoots fireworks
that are pretty fireworks.

Speaker 4 (03:12:07):
I look at me, you know what he said when
I said fire wars.

Speaker 3 (03:12:11):
Look at me right here. And this is a request
that I've made before, but you know your family, so
I'm gonna make it again. When you're driving to work,
for the love of oschool, will you please stop listening
to Coast to Coast.

Speaker 4 (03:12:20):
I just want to give the stuff to talk about.
It's too dark and you've got too much. I'm not
saying that that I believe. I got to go back
to this bean.

Speaker 3 (03:12:27):
I got scared one I got to talk about the
beetles selling or so to the devil I had changed it.

Speaker 4 (03:12:30):
I got scared.

Speaker 7 (03:12:47):
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