December 26, 2024 - Rick & Bubba Show

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Ringing bubb freaking Bubba pass degreeve it please looking Bubacking Bubba.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh it brings me to my kneesking bubb I can't sputing, thus.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Drinking bubbak bubbad with all him brother.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Welcome to the cooks pass Control best of Ricking Bubba's Show.
Hope everyone had a merry Christmas. We're back now headed
toward the new year. A lot of things going on
here at the Rick and Bubba Show. Let me give
a little rundown this week. It will be the best
of Ricking Bubba over the past thirty one years, some
of the highlights, low lights, really good times. We're gonna
hang with that, and then next week we got another

(00:55):
week's worth of the best of Ricking Bubba's Show. Then
January the sixth, right here well debut the Rick Burgess
Show that'll be starting January the sixth.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
For all information on that, go to Rick burgesshow dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
And like I said, until then, we're going to continue
to go down memory lane, relift some of the best
from the past. We've had some good ones up to
this point, and uh hey, three weeks worth so we
can get some deep cuts. Here's one edivon Aller. You know,
he's the youngest of the staff, and he's he was
the last one married, and this was his first Valentine
as a married man. A lot of pressure in that

(01:29):
check it out on the best of Rick and Boba.
You know, I was thinking, you realize this is Adler's
first Valentine's Day?

Speaker 4 (01:35):
How about that crazy way.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
It's one thing to have Valentine's when you're dating. Huh,
It's another thing to have Valentine's when you're married. Oh yeah,
And now is.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
He is he got a plan?

Speaker 5 (01:46):
I heard that?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
You didn't sound like it.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
To teach up.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
This is where Greg makes Adler mad. Y'all get ready?
Oh no, ain't bothering you? Ain't somebody say right here?
Oh oh wow. For a minute, I thought boy marriage there.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I thought.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
I thought Aaron was coming in. I did. I thought
you were about to hold her. And one came in.
That was a golden ticket. Yes, yeah, that wasn't my wife, Aaron. Yeah,
it was Coco and Happy Valentine's today.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
So have you got it?

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Have you got a have you got a baby? Have
you got ah? Have you got a plan today? Yep?
Already for the big day tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (02:33):
You know what's tomorrow, Valentine's Day? Nice today, buddy, I didn't, guys,
I feel bad, like I've got some cool stuff coming.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
You need to hear that. I didn't think it's just good.
I didn't. Well, I said that.

Speaker 7 (02:51):
I said that during the kickoff hour because I knew
she wasn't listening. She actually could be listening right now. Yeah,
it wasn't like bad or anything. It was actually like nice.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
You just don't want to pride, you want to be surprised.

Speaker 7 (03:01):
Yes, I think it is nice. I don't listen to
Jack over there. I think this is a nice if
you play it right, it is.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
It's nice. I saw this is nice for married, and
she's she's gonna love it. Wait a minute, it must
be something different than I heard. Yeah, but isn't that already?

Speaker 7 (03:21):
Yes, all right, well it's fine, says We're just gonna
ruin everything. I'll just tell you what I'm doing. We
could just ruin our first Valentine's Day for the sake
of a stupid radio show.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Let's just do that. You'll call her and get her
all live.

Speaker 8 (03:36):
You don't do it.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
I don't want her to be disappointed. All the time.
I just don't know what's get out back. I wouldn't
tell all right, well it's I mean, it's it's not good.

Speaker 7 (03:46):
I might as well just tell it, because since it's
stupid and terrible, I said it's good.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
I think it is a gift. I saw it was good. Okay,
well I don't think you're.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
But it isn't.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
I'm not gonna be when he does that the all right, well,
let's just tell it.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Then.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Fine, we've wasted enough of the people's name that would be.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
It would be like that, y'all have these two cups
that y'all drink up, and hers is kind of leaky,
and you got a better cup, but it's still in
the same pantry, and you're gonna give her your cup.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
And you go, all right, So I'm gonna give her
my car. Okay, I was gonna buy her anyway. I
was gonna buy her.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
It's no, it wasn't great because I drive it every day.
Greg's hers. Not everybody gets a free truck for sharing remote. Greg,
I'm sorry, nobody wants to give you truck.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
You.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Hey, Sherry, Happy Valentine's Day. Just what I'm thinking about today,
I'm gonna let you drive the truck.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
All right, So you're welcome her car. You can have
any w walk.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, but exactly ain't like she Chad didn't have access
to it anyway.

Speaker 7 (04:43):
All right, So her car is terrible. Her car has
almost three hundred thousand miles on it.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Car okay, Greg, Yeah, let me just do that with
all the money that I make here. Y'all. Remember when
I said that Greg was gonna make Adler mad? Remember that.
That's so. So my car is much newer. It's about
ten years newer.

Speaker 7 (05:03):
And I'm gonna bob it's just handing me a piece
of paper makes it difficult for reap.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Oh oh yes that too. Yeah, yeah, she knows that's coming. Yeah.
So I'm making a wedding video too. Yeah. So oh yeah,
make fun of that too, Greg. We're gonna watch that night.
Actually what I saw it looked great. Thank you. Yeah,
I'm excited about like the little drummer boy. That's what
you do. So you brought your best gift. I guess
my point is that's something away it is. Okay, So

(05:33):
I am going that's what something I needed to.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Do anyway, because it makes better sense. It's not I'll
give that to you. Greg, You win, You win the day.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Happy Valentine's Day. Guess what we're switching with cars? We
drive the newer car. I got a fore Runner. It's awesome.
I'm gonna miss this, but I'm gonna give it to her.

Speaker 7 (05:55):
Sacrifice for you. I'm sacrificed because I care about people.
I thought at first you might give Harley.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Unlike Greg. You know I do have the Harley. That's
a backup. So I guess you thought about people are
still better.

Speaker 9 (06:09):
What if you traded in the Forerunner and the bike
and got her something?

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Could you do that? But then I would be left
with her terrible car that's going to be it's on
its way out, it needs to leave anywhere. That would
be like you swapping Kevin for Franklin.

Speaker 10 (06:28):
Did not?

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Those are my dogs. Those are my dogs. I'll tell
you what.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
I'm gonna got better shape than Franks.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Valentine's Day? Did I get you a dog? Well sort
of sort of. If I'm giving you my dog and
I'm taking your Hey, how about how about this? Now?
Now you you've got Kevin, I'm taking Franks. Is the
same thing. It's not Those are dogs we're talking about
cars and.

Speaker 7 (06:50):
Dogs, the dogs getting along. Okay, now they all know
you're kind of inta.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
But you know what, I will give you this.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
In most families, if you're in this situation, and we've
been in it, Cherry and I, most husbands always give
their wife the best car. Yeah, and they take the
lesser car. That's that's what the gift for a holiday.
That's what you should do.

Speaker 7 (07:10):
Well, that's what I'm doing, guys. Okay, so that there
it is. I'll try I'll go find a ribbon. He
was asking where he could find it is a gift. Hey,
thank goodness Valentine came, or she would just be driving car.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
He's been waiting on the right time. Guys, get off
his back.

Speaker 7 (07:31):
That's doctor love. You wanted to grab coffee later? Anything
you got, man, anything you want.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
I think this is a fantastic idea. It's not the
only thing he's doing. It's a good idea. It's not
a great Valentine's gift. I think.

Speaker 7 (07:44):
I think it's a great Valentine's gift if he has
something else, and he does, I do.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
I got the video.

Speaker 7 (07:50):
I got her this thing. We were out the car,
we were out and about and in case she's listening
right now. I'm not going to ruin this surprise because
Greg forced me to ruin the other good one that
was good and we didn't run the good one. I'm
gonna ruin your face. I'm gon ruin your good face
with my good hand.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Hey, honey, honey, I realized, great, great U picture of this.
So you broke down again. If you can get that
thing to Valentine's Day.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
I got something extra special. Maybe here's the keys. Okay.

Speaker 7 (08:18):
So I was listening to her speak one time we
were out and I was listening and remembering and caring
how she was looking rough.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
And so it's not like giving Greg's Valentine's was switching
sides to the bit like getting her house shoes. Guys,
I want over here.

Speaker 7 (08:37):
Anyway, she thought this thing was really cute, this stuff dan, Oh,
dang it, I just said it.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
I've got like three of it on the roof. But
I'm saying drafted with hair. We ruined this whole day.

Speaker 7 (08:46):
I remember I picked it up when you I went
back and got it, and I have that meant to
give it that to her before I left this morning.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
I forgot. You don't say that is sweet? Put it
behind the streets.

Speaker 9 (08:58):
Maybe she was driving through a picket face behind the
steering world.

Speaker 7 (09:01):
That's a good idea, Like we're being productive now, we're
being constructive and friends, and that's helping each other like
real friends.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Dude.

Speaker 7 (09:08):
Sometimes, Shirt, I'm trying to help. I regret telling y'all
I'm trying to help my life.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Ever, I'm trying to help the walls back up. I
just decided the wall is back. I just know what
would happen if I would have tried to pull them back.
This would have been the look, you know, get ready
for that.

Speaker 11 (09:31):
Look.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
This other stuff you got good though, He's me the
way right, this other stuff you go happy Valentine's mab.
I love you baby.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
It's time now to to go to one thing, because
we got to start somewhere. We've all got analysis paralysis now,
so let's naw down to the top five and then
we will take votes and and we will the audience
will say, let's address this one thing. But I think

(10:34):
on the top five the overuse of the word again
has to be there because a listener said, it really
is getting the point, it's bothering him.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
On the show, there's so many things we say a lot.
I didn't know. Again was one of them?

Speaker 3 (10:45):
He says, we didn't. People are saying, now, I've got
to listen. I realize we do say a lot if
you listen, all right, So that one makes the lesson.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
I don't get it. What else is on there? Uh,
here's the deal.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Here's I give you that. You know you know what
I'm mean, by the way, I get that. I'll say this,
yes's me. But anyway, how about serious business?

Speaker 4 (11:11):
We do say that seriously. Well, it depends if that
makes the list for you guys or not.

Speaker 7 (11:16):
I'm going to continue to use that, by the way,
and I'm going to continue to say I'll say this,
so get over it.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Not changing that you can take something. So we do
that on the list. Hem's being a hot head, all right.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
So we've got Bubba smacking okay while he's eating right now.
Undoubtedly I can't say that word.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
We can't put some on there that we can't even sing, right.
So bottom line, yeah, we do that a lot.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
But I like bottom line. I think I'm a fan
of How about this, I'm a fan of bottom line, though, I.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Just wish you know what that means. I'm done bottom
line is what you get.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Well, if time what bothers me? Though, I don't want
you to say bottom line? And then what you say
is not the bottom line. Now that bothers you're talking
about the misuse of bottom line. Oh my gosh, that's
a whole nother one. Don't get me started. And couldn't
care less. But by the way, I hear some very
important people misuse that word.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
Everybody does it wrong. Everybody. All right, let's let's put
by the way on this.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
So again bubba smacking and by the way, those three
have made it all right, And because we're just gonna
address one.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Here's the deal. I give you that.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (12:20):
I get that, I'll say this, but anyway, let me
say this. Remove I'll say this. I'm saying that.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
That's that's not okay. So I'm getting that. Can we
take things off? Well, I'm just better take smacking off.
So you don't think nobody to stop it. Well, I
think I'm the only one. I mean, look, I'm like
fifth sixth gallon the team. I'll say that.

Speaker 12 (12:39):
You know.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
It's really not about me. Right, Let's put let's put
you know what I mean on there grave to get caught.
I don't know that I can do anything about it,
but I'll try.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
So that's four again, Bubba smacking, you know what I mean?
By the way, and do you want to put here's
the deal on there? Probably it's pretty prominently And I like,
does that mean we can't use it or just use it? No,
we're gonna work on it, and we all use that
only willing to pick one of these. We can just
keep using others, all right?

Speaker 4 (13:12):
So is that our five?

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yeah, that's our five unless you unless you see anything
that trumps it. But anyway, let me say this or
off of the list. And I get that those are
the three that didn't make it in.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (13:26):
I don't know that some of those phrases really meet
the criteria for this. I think we're I'm with I
think our criteria for what's happening's got a little lost
in this, right.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Some of those phrases are we know we're saying I
think it should be stuff. You don't realize you're saying.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
That's what I'm trying to uncontrollable noise.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
When I am I'll give them that, when I'll give
them that, when I am intentionally doing something when I'm
intentionally doing something, there's no change that because I've already
made the decision that that's I know that I'm doing it,
and I'm doing it on purpose.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
I'll say this is who I am. He tried to clown.
He tried to clout. If he didn't go to his stomach,
he'll be classings coming in. I did. I say, I'm
watching you, trying not to hurt when you laugh. I
hate you had surgery and all that crap. Yeah, but
so fun.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
All right, Maybe we shouldn't ar it down there. Maybe
we just let the votes be, and whatever gets the
most votes, you give me something I thinking, Okay, we
don't even know it.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Now, vote on the thing.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Yeah, vote on the thing you'd like to see us change,
and the one that gets the most votes will address
may not have any success, but we'll at least address you.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Email on Bubba's attentions, Yes, I did. We ain't promising
nothing anything about You're on it. You're on it. It's
funny because this is all of us here. Yeah. Sure,
we're getting older, we're slipping, he said. It very knows
for me.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
The fact, when you are discussing a certain topic, it
seems that Bubba gets distracted by something else at the
beginning of the discussion that suddenly jumps back in and
repeats statements with the facts that the rest of y'all
have already said. But that's when he's reading something on
the computer. And here we say, I do that a lot,
and then he repeats, we all have done that. Oh yes,
if you ever start reading something in front of you're
on the computer and you're not hearing what the guys
are talking about, you'll come back go now, what about this?

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Well, and they've just.

Speaker 9 (15:08):
Said it what it is, I'm off planning my next
smack right.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
All right, let's go to the phones. Uh and we
may not have enough time to give it the proper justice,
but we'll trup. Okay, here we quick poll. One thing
that we do on the show that annoys you that
is doesn't work is god one boy. Whatever gets the
most votes will addres.

Speaker 6 (15:29):
Show.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Quick po.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
All right, Zach and Huntsville, what's your vote? Go ahead,
I'm just gonna have to vote for nothing. I think
this is a dumb vote and I think that uh there,
do everything pretty good, man, Thanks Haley and Troy Man.
I appreciate that. Hey do you. What's your vote?

Speaker 3 (15:50):
I'm gonna stay keep them.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
All, Lester and Tuscy loosen.

Speaker 9 (15:54):
Y'all wait to stay on there, man, hear me?

Speaker 4 (16:01):
LeAnn in section go ahead?

Speaker 8 (16:03):
Hey, Rick says, how about all the time?

Speaker 3 (16:06):
So is that with your vote? You want me to
address that? How about how that bothers you enough? You
wanted addressed? What you wanted us to address it? That's
your vote?

Speaker 4 (16:14):
Address that?

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Please?

Speaker 4 (16:15):
All right? Susan and Montgomery, what do.

Speaker 8 (16:17):
You think you guys are awesome? Don't change the.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Team, by the way, that's winning right now, Kim and Birmingham, Hey, guys, my.

Speaker 8 (16:27):
Vote is that.

Speaker 13 (16:29):
What drives me the craziest is our listeners who call
in and actually have the time to.

Speaker 14 (16:39):
Count.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
How many times do you say a word window in
South Alabama? Window? What about it? Right now? Looking window?

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Go ahead?

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Yeah, my vote has changed nothing.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
You are who you are, by the way, that's winning.
Rick and Buba show, Hank and Jackson. What do you
think Hank?

Speaker 9 (17:00):
We're doing today?

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Quickly? Hank?

Speaker 8 (17:02):
Oh no, if you don't vote, don't fix it.

Speaker 9 (17:05):
You know how that goes.

Speaker 8 (17:07):
If it ain't vote, don't fix it.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
And I've been on the radio.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Open about eighteen twenty years.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
I wouldn't fix nothing.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Okay bye, then Hank, by the way, if we stopped
the vote there on this hard break, the clear winner
is don't change anything.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
We need to give them an option.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
What I'm saying, yes, it's almost like I voted yes,
uh okay, so we don't have to dress anything.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Oh goodness, give me forty five minutes or so, and
then when it's all over, we're goright, We're not. That's
the vote.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
Hell with it.

Speaker 8 (17:40):
Let's get down.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Bringing buthering bubble pass the greed that these faking buller
and bubble.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
It brings me to my knees and buller. I can't
stput and nothing faking.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Bub ricking bubba bay without him brother.

Speaker 15 (18:03):
Drinking bubble ricking bubbah.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Freaking bubbacking b Why can't all that blah blah faking
bubble ricking.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Bubba gonna be a mixed nahing bubble ricking bubba fat?

Speaker 6 (18:17):
What did you bet.

Speaker 15 (18:21):
Rackon ricking bubba ricking bubba ricking Bubba.

Speaker 16 (19:05):
The brig Burgis Show is coming. Don't miss the debut
right here on January sixth, twenty twenty five. Details at
Rick Burgessshow dot com.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Bubba went to see my father yesterday, wanted a moment
alone with him. I didn't know what they were going
to discuss. I think now it's becoming a little more clear.
Bubba's been accused of having a son that is participating
in soccer, which we all know is a communist plot.

Speaker 9 (19:40):
Well, Rick, that's where I want to start with this.
It has been well documented here on the program how
we feel about soccer. It is a communist plot that
has come here from the Third World. Yes, now, Rick,
just in general, I have no desire to be a
third world country. Yes, don't care for their economy, now,
their religion, the way they live, of their lives, and

(20:00):
particularly their sports and entertainment. Yes, uh, Rick, you know,
and as you said, we grew up with the Big three. Uh,
your dad was a football coach. My father actually fought
in World War two, the Big one w W two.
A little late on the tree, I know, if you
run the math there, but uh, you know, we just
uh soccer was just not not our thing growing up.

(20:22):
And uh you know they stole terms like dribbling the ball.
We all know that's a basketball term. Sure, Uh they
call it football, which is I mean, you just ripped
the name off of another sport, fut Uh. You know,
they've got full backs and halfbacks, but none of them
know how to run the triple option, you know. And
it's just, uh, we we have been anti soccer and
we've been very forward about that. Now, some of you

(20:44):
don't don't agree with that, don't like it. I know
you play, you know, but hey, that's a look. If
you're wanting to throw your children's future down the drain,
that's your business, kay, I mean.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
But uh, you know, we we have fought that.

Speaker 9 (20:56):
Now, the local soccer mafia has been after my son,
who is.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Four years old. That's where they come to get you.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
Now.

Speaker 9 (21:04):
I made the point here on the show that before
you play any organized support and this would even be
the Big Three, I think you ought to be able
to wipe yourself in the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yeah. That is just a it's a little rule I
like to live by. Yes, but they have been after
my son relentlessly.

Speaker 9 (21:21):
They have wrote letters, they've sent him gifts, they have
done and we've documented here on the show.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
They have an.

Speaker 9 (21:27):
Answer for everything everything. Thus we have named the soccer
mafia the answer. Okay, it's very cult like.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
He's only four. I mean, what else can you play?
He's not big enough to play te ball?

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Got an answer for everything.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
The basketball goes too high, So why not just see
they know that all of us in this part of
the country, especially our stand office about it. Sure are
we used to be. So what they do is say
we're not. We're not trying to get in the way
of football, baseball and basketball. Oh no, no, no, no,
why not let him go ahead and you can coordinate
it and then yeah, that's it.

Speaker 6 (22:04):
Uh huh.

Speaker 9 (22:05):
Well they even they sent him a letter from Thomas
the tank engine, who he loves. Okay, he thought Thomas
played soccer, and I told him Thomas cannot kick the
ball with round wheels. See sure, uh he had little
girls calling him who is friends with?

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (22:22):
I mean it was an onslaught. I had never seen
at that level. Okay, then Rick, the attack turned and
this is where it really hurt too, to his mother,
the lovely Betty lou my wife of thirteen years. They
are so good, and they convinced Betty that this was
a social event.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
She couldn't miss.

Speaker 9 (22:43):
All of her girlfriends were there. You know, if you
don't do this, you just do you know whatever?

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Whatever?

Speaker 9 (22:50):
So we all know the rule at home. If my
ma ain't happy, nobody's happy.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
That's how they get you. That, that's that's how they
get you.

Speaker 9 (22:58):
So I'm here to confess today, and please don't look
at it as being misled.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
I was in denial. I'm afraid that I am a
soccer dad. Oh my goodness, Bill Bussy.

Speaker 9 (23:13):
My son Hunter plays for the Orange Fireboss, Oh boy Orange,
and it's it's it's it's bad.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
I'm not happy about it.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
I thought it would go away. I was in denial.

Speaker 9 (23:28):
I've been sending code everybody thinking somebody helped me out.
You know, it's but it's I'll tell you this and
I hate to pull an atom here, but it's all
her fault.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
I had nothing to do with it. Can I say
this to you? Never think it'll happen to you.

Speaker 9 (23:44):
I know you always see that it's somebody else on TV.
That'll never happen.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
At my house.

Speaker 9 (23:50):
And then one day you hear that sound like a
freight train coming through the yard, and there it is.
It's only before you know it.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Have you been to a yes? Been the one.

Speaker 9 (24:00):
One of my problems with this as we went into
it was because we wasn't planning on Hunter playing soccer.
We already had some things scheduled during you know, ball
game times, and I do unlock that. I mean, if
we're gonna commit, we're gonna be there. So I told Betty,
I said, if we're gonna do this, we're gonna go
all out. We're gonna have to do it one hundred percent.
Get behind it. We had to miss the first game

(24:21):
because of a commitment we already had, but I said,
all this other stuff you like to do, put it on,
just take it off the calendar, because this is going
to take a priority if we're gonna do it. So
we missed the first game and I called one of
the other parents to see if we want or not,
and they said, what do you mean one?

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 9 (24:41):
And I said, what was a score? And they said,
we don't keep scoting, oh my gosh. And you know, really,
I don't know why I thought they would. If you're
gonna be a you know, a communist slash socialist, you
probably wouldn't keep scoring because everybody'd be I have everybody
to be even, so, you know, I was deeply disturbed
by that. But we did make our first game, and
after seeing, uh, did you go away some of the

(25:03):
scoring goals? I understand why they probably don't keep scoring
best I could tell Rick it was forty to ten
the Blue Sharks over the Orange Fireballs.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Y'all got it handed to you pretty goar.

Speaker 6 (25:15):
Wow. It was bad.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
It was bad. I mean we got a good kicking
right in the grass, you know what I mean? It
was awful. Did you could you keep up what was
going on? Other than going there, go down there and
put it in the nail? Rick, It was a little
out of control.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
It was.

Speaker 9 (25:28):
It was a lot like you know, just being at
the County Fair and everybody running. I don't know that
you know what was going on.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
We did have a moment.

Speaker 9 (25:36):
I was a little uncomfortable. We we have a young
man on our team who is very good. He is
bigger than any of the rest of the kids, and
he's very talented.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Would it be like me at that age playing soccer?
Probably so? Dare I say it?

Speaker 16 (25:50):
Hush?

Speaker 9 (25:51):
And Hunter is small for his size, and this young
man is big. He he is he's our offensive powerhouse.
We have nicknamed him Mitchell the scoring Machine. Do you
have anything I think Mitchell scored nine out of our
ten goals. Probably can I say that?

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Is anybody drafting with you? Because I know Betty is
over with the women now, they're not even paying attention
to the game, you know, But.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Is anybody ready to get hard nosed about it?

Speaker 9 (26:16):
I brought a bag to the game to put on
my head. If it had a been so hot, I
would have wore it.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
But so you're not keeping scorer. He's out there in
his little shiny shorts. Can you find Here's the thing.

Speaker 13 (26:27):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 9 (26:28):
If we're gonna get after it, we gotta get after
it and win. That's my only We've got to play
hard and get after it. So Mitchell had scored a
goal early in the second half of the game and
had turned around to come back the other way, and
for some unknown reason, my son Hunter Bussy locked up

(26:48):
with him, put his head right in his chest, wrapped up,
which really was a good form tackle, and drove him
to the ground.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
I know, it's just on team. And basically I was.

Speaker 9 (27:01):
Thinking, don't hurt Mitchell. He's the only one that can
score for us. Yes, but Rick, there was a panic
because I didn't know what to say. I mean, I
got other part.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
Did you do it?

Speaker 9 (27:09):
Well, I don't know at the time, and I'm like,
come on, Hunter, give him a high five, don't tackle him.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Did he like bad mouth Thomas? The thinking, Well, I
don't know.

Speaker 9 (27:19):
You know, that will get him stirred up. If you
talk negatively about Thomas, he will come after you.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
I'll just tell you that.

Speaker 9 (27:24):
So when we had a little time out, I pulled
him over to the side and I said, son, what
are you doing out there tackling Mitchell the scoring machine?

Speaker 4 (27:32):
And he said, Daddy, he had the ball and I
wanted it. Oh, oh, that's this is good stuff.

Speaker 9 (27:38):
And I and I tried to explain and Betty thinks
that we, you know, we play football at home and
he's got that confused with soccer good you know, we
you know, we do a drill at home where the
ball's on the ground and we have to get it fumble. Yeah, right,
So and uh that that may have been where he
got confused. But I and I don't want to apologize
to any of the other parents. We've had had a

(28:00):
conversation about this that we will not be tackling trying
to get the soccer ball.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Did he tackle him? Back for the other thing.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Well there was.

Speaker 9 (28:07):
It appeared when he went back out he was stalking
somebody from the other team trying to get.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Him, but he never did catch it. And I'm trying
to find something. I'm looking, I laughed to keep from crying.
Can I say this? Did you hear what you just said?

Speaker 3 (28:22):
I had to promise to the other parents into the
league probably eventually, okay, because that's coming that he wouldn't
tackle him by trying to get the ball.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Oh my god, I knew.

Speaker 9 (28:33):
And yesterday when I had attack, when I had oh Rick,
it was a good one.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
I mean it was a good yeah. I mean he
wrapped up. Did he sit down and lock his neck back? Wrapped?
And uh, you know what.

Speaker 9 (28:47):
I had the conversation with your dad laying and I
see you, which, by the way, I didn't me telling
coach this is not what put him there, okay, But
I did want to come clean before the segment today.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
I just felt like I needed to here it today.

Speaker 9 (29:00):
And I said, Coach, I've got to be honest with you,
and I said, Hunter's playing soccer and I just want
you to know first, and he was that's funny.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Now, seriously, what do you want to talk about. I
saw that it was in and uh, I thought, that's
when we left the room.

Speaker 9 (29:14):
I go, wow, I just you know he's getting blood.
I just, I mean, you know, I got a bag
of a negative hanging up here.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
I just can't. This is just too cruel. I cannot.
I can't do this to this man. I love him
too much.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Now, yeah, now when you when you when you left
the room, it was funny. After you win, I went
back up and he said, I tell you.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
What, old buddy, oh buss, he's something, man, he's funny.

Speaker 15 (29:37):
Ricking bubba ricking bubba.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Bah. Today. From what I understand, you are taking your
family on a trip today.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Yes, Rick, that is correct. When when I heard what
you're doing the bus is a girl on a trip,
I don't.

Speaker 9 (30:15):
This is an educational family trip, uh that we're just
going to do this afternoon, we're going to tour a
hydro electric dam.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
What I know.

Speaker 9 (30:27):
I know a lot of school kids today are thinking,
darm are we not going.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Greg the tour of the dam? They are right. We
all saw Vegas Vakh and I love so y'all going
on the damn trip after school? Do you have a
or wins. Do you have a guest.

Speaker 9 (30:42):
It will be after school. We will have a guide.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
It has been set up through Channel You. When you
tour a damn what do you do? I mean, do
you just walk and get the inner well?

Speaker 9 (30:53):
You see you see the water that the dam's holding back,
and you see the generator, the generators and uh you
you know, you see the turbans and all that kind
of stuff.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
You know, your basic damn cops. But how do you
sit around and go, Hey, I'm going on a damn trip,
That's what I because I gotta know.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
I don't know where in the world you I don't
know what circumstances make you come up and come The
final conclusion is taking my kids to go see it.
Damn hydro electric dams everywhere and we're going any one.
First off, first off, let's let's just look where we're
at here on the show. I'm probably the more technical
scientific that's not smartest. I'm not saying that you said scientific.

(31:41):
Technical areas are kind.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Of my area aka smartest.

Speaker 9 (31:44):
I have always been enthused and interested in the generation.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Of power, Okay, And so you you want to go
on this trip, not your kids, and know what it
is no, no, no, let me fit.

Speaker 9 (31:58):
We're going on a trip, please monster, let Melick. As
a small child, I toured a dam and I was
very impressed with it. And you know, even to this day,
I'm influenced by the sights and sounds of that tour
that I had at the hydro election facility in Yeah,

(32:23):
in discussing damns with my children and the power situation
and the energy thing and all this green stuff we're
going through now, and they're talking about it in school.
They're coming home and they're asking questions about green power.
You know, it's all being thrown on them at school.
I said, look, why don't we why don't we go
and see because and another thing. I can't get my

(32:45):
kids to turn the lights off. That's another thing. And
they just think electricity is magical. Well, we're going to
go back and we're gonna we're gonna roll in my love,
my past experience, their need to know learn about electricity.
We're gonna roll all of that into a damn tour
this afternoon.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Now, do you call up and say I need a
damn God?

Speaker 9 (33:07):
If you're fing Rick Burgess, if you're who does.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Right, sure you do? Okay, So there's got to be
something guide you. They don't let you just wander around.
They're gonna let you go in and see the damn
operator that runs. I hope so, I hope so a
lot of gadgets. Hope they have t shirts. Uh, I mean,
but how do you book this? Are your children you send?

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Are your children gonna go to class google down tomorrow
and say to their teacher, let me tell you about
the damn tour.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
My dad took us on this. Yes, I hope so
and kids were talking about a damn.

Speaker 9 (33:42):
Well and see that this is and this goes into
one of our topics here on the show last we're
talking about California. When they're out of power.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
What do we tell them?

Speaker 9 (33:51):
You need to damn up a creek? I mean, now
here here in our state. We said, I tell you
what we're gonna do. We're gonna take that river. We're
gonna damn that baby up right, and as soon as
soon as it runs off that damn we're gonna put
another one. As a matter of fact, we're gonna we're
gonna we're gonna just put a row of dams and
we're gonna have power glower.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Did you know this as a matter of fact, we
are so good at it. Where we live we do
not have not one and we got tons of them.
One natural lake. They're all man made.

Speaker 9 (34:18):
Well and and it's been it's been a boom. I mean,
it's a great environment recreations. So many advantages come out
of it.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
If you online that they backed it up, well, yes
you did us.

Speaker 9 (34:29):
We we get plenty of cheap electricity and uh and
hydro electric completely clean, completely clean. You know, we don't
have to deal with all this so uh. I just
thought it was a good time and they're the good
age that I educate them on the attributes of hydro
electric power generation. And we even went over at the
table last night how generator works with coals of wire

(34:51):
and fixed magnets and turbines and RPMs to create certain
not before we go, we're gonna cover alternating current.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Mean, what point do you wake them up up? Wake
up something?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Hey, when are you gonna take them on the tour
of the evil coal fire generating?

Speaker 9 (35:07):
You know what we're gonna do. We're gonna do a
tour of power generation. We're gonna start with hydro electric.
We're work our way to coal. The Big Finale or
what I like to call the Crown Jewel Nuclear don't forget.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
We got and it's actually in Cahoun County. A natural
gas fire turbine, really natural gas.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
We'll start well, we'll get to all of that.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
But I saw the email this morning when I was
printing out all the information, all right, right, and it
was like, Hey, Bubba, here's who you asked for and stuff.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
And I'm like, so this is real. I mean, you're
really going on a damn tour. You understand where we're
coming from.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
Though.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Hey, I'm taking my kids to the zoo. I'm taking
my kids to Filling the Blank Fair Carnival. And we
do that too, right now, I mean, yeah, of course
you did. Hey I'm taking my kids fishing direction. Hey
I'm taking my kids to a ball game. Yes, Hey,
I'm taking my kids on a damn tour. You understand that. Yes,
It's like it just jumps out and gets it the

(36:03):
next level. Now, there's never been a kid's book takes
a toury to dam Now, well, there it is. You
just had to look in the right section. Boy, you
really had to get Yeah, you had to get out
of the two hundreds. But they're up in the five hundreds. Uh,
but the u there is a side note to this.
It's kind of ironic for me in.

Speaker 9 (36:21):
That, Uh, the particular hydro electric plant we're going to,
I actually had a it would be a great uncle
that helped to build it back during you know, the
early years of this century, whenever it was built.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Have you taught your kids though, and.

Speaker 9 (36:36):
My mom as a kid, went to visit him while
they were building the dam.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Have you talked to the kids that unfortunately and it
shouldn't be this way that there's been another version of
the same word.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
That is that is that people find offensive can be inappropriate.

Speaker 9 (36:50):
Well, no, they just like to laugh like y'all do
when I'm trying to talk about the damn tour.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Right, Hey, are you going to take them to the
fishing deck? You know people flow to so they just
built the deck and watch them pull the big drum out.

Speaker 9 (37:03):
Well, Igret, how much you want for that buffalo? I
don't know what's on the tour. I mean, that's why
I'm so excited about going today. I'm jazzed as a
matter of fact.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
But but this just came.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
It's you just gott But I mean something had to happen.
I want to go on a damn tool something. No,
it's it's a culmination happen.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
You just don't just ride down the rung go.

Speaker 9 (37:23):
It's a culmination of several things, you know, and then
I mean, you know, I hope we get to do
that and then maybe.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
Go see I it's steady going on this too. Yes,
Oh my oh God love her.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
So I understand this ain't hoover Damn you're going to
We don't have anything quite like.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
I will tell you.

Speaker 9 (37:40):
I ran into a little bit of problem yesterday with
Betty and a babysitter on this one.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
You're gonna have to those kids gonna be running all
through that day, and you know they all know we're
not gonna be running through the day.

Speaker 17 (37:53):
You're gonna have to go over the rules on what
to do and what today. There's gonna be a bun incident.
I heard about it now I am running in here. Listen,
this explains. I heard Bubba book in.

Speaker 9 (38:03):
The tour and I waited out you used it in
the wrong context. I went by its actually no running
in the day.

Speaker 7 (38:10):
He was.

Speaker 15 (38:32):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba, wreaking, ringing.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Bubacking Bubba pass the greve. It please, loking bubbaking Bubble.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
It brings me to my knees and bubback, I can't
spot another freaking.

Speaker 6 (38:55):
Can use see.

Speaker 18 (38:58):
By the unserly light?

Speaker 6 (39:03):
What so proudly we had.

Speaker 19 (39:09):
Had the twilights last game whose broad stripes and bride
stars through.

Speaker 20 (39:20):
The pair last fight for the ramparts we watched were
so galy stream and the rock Cats d land the

(39:41):
Bomb's birsty.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Gay broo through the night that our flag.

Speaker 12 (39:52):
Was still Ba, Well say does that sore spainingle.

Speaker 6 (40:05):
Bad headway were the lad of the free and the
whole of the broad.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Welcome to the Cook's Past control best of Rick and
Bubba Show. Hope you enjoying it. I hope everyone had
to marry Christmas. As we worked to the new year
January sixth, Rick Burgess Show, will they bet right here
where you're listening now? Until then, We're gonna enjoy some
of the best from the past of the Rick and
Bubba Show.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Here's one we had. A listener says Chris Rock told
her to give us a call. Yes, bizarre check it out, Bubba.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Before we go to the story, Angel says that she
wanted to make a comment to them and boy, I've
just I've.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Got the delay ready.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Yeah, Angel, please Angel head light here go ahead when
you see somethingouy Chris Rock comment, you're nervous, Angel, Yes,
go ahead.

Speaker 8 (41:33):
I love you. Back at you well, I will hold
you too long. I have a cold. I came down
with the cold. You know something to keep me from
telling you that I love you? And this. I wrote
a letter to you and I'm sending it over the airways.
I dedicate this jingle. I wrote a jingle too.

Speaker 21 (41:54):
I don't know if angel.

Speaker 9 (41:57):
Angel, let me let me ask you this. It says
that you had a rock comment.

Speaker 8 (42:02):
Chris Wright called me and told me to come up
with something, and I wrote this. Let me go ahead
and read it. Dear Rick and Butter, I dedicate this
letter to you. I want to send my love to
you for being there so many days and so many years.
I've laughed with you and cried with you. I did

(42:25):
get upset if a listener gets cross with you. You
are better than that. Sometimes you are like angels in disguise.
If I could wish up on a star, I couldn't
find no greater stars than YouTube. Please never quit what
you're doing a good work, a good deed, and you

(42:48):
leave a good remembrance each day You've made my day
and others two millions with all my love, Joan.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Why you know what? Angel? Thank you for that poet
and writing some dim work hard. I'm missing how Chris now?
Chris Rock did that? What did he doing?

Speaker 8 (43:11):
He called you and commanded me to come up with something.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Chris Chris Rock did Chris Rock did?

Speaker 8 (43:21):
I also wrote a jingle a lot.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Of one at a time? Here Angel, how do you
know Chris Rock?

Speaker 8 (43:33):
I guess I made him over the telephone, and anyhow
I wrote to jingle and it goes Rock is today
murder sleeting and time marches on? Oh too soon? And

(43:58):
I learned a lot. I know no more than I
used to know listening to the Rick and Bubbles show.

Speaker 19 (44:12):
And show.

Speaker 8 (44:14):
Oh I have a cold, So forgive me.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
Very not perfect Chris it better and call you back?

Speaker 9 (44:22):
Angel, please, Angel, let me ask you this. When did
you have the dental work done?

Speaker 8 (44:26):
Always been here?

Speaker 11 (44:28):
Walk back?

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Okay? Have you seen her?

Speaker 8 (44:30):
And anyhow? I love you well?

Speaker 4 (44:33):
Tell David Johnson we said, Hey, thank you Angel.

Speaker 8 (44:35):
I can barely hear you.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Okay, Hey Rock, next time you know that. I guess
the tough part is you can barely hear us, but
you clearly hear Chris Rock.

Speaker 9 (44:43):
Hell yeah, Angel, thank you, take care of yourself.

Speaker 8 (44:48):
Pray for me.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Okay, done, It's done it and I also wul encourage
the audience to pray for us. Right. Yes, what just happened?
That was extremely bizarre? That real that something. Pick up
the phone and call ricking up?

Speaker 6 (45:06):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (45:06):
The want Why in the world are you waiting to
call it?

Speaker 6 (45:12):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (45:12):
The uh up a jingle mate up? As. I ain't
saying you should have done it, but I understand uh
uh what in the world that?

Speaker 15 (45:25):
Uh see?

Speaker 3 (45:28):
This is what I told you, boy, I ain't that so.
I didn't think Chris Rock would have been of all
people to command you. She came up with Chris Rock.

Speaker 9 (45:37):
Maybe Morgan Freeman you would see arrested by him. Yeah,
he's done that in other movies.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
James Earl Jones, Yeah, Chris Rock. Chris Rock commanded her.

Speaker 9 (45:48):
Well, uh, I'm speechless. We have a story here.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
I really want to get you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
I mean, but.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
I was commanded by Chris Rock to con Joe. I
got to tell you something. I just want to sit
here and be quite a bit. Yeah, I just kind
of reflect on it if I could. I don't know
what it's way early.

Speaker 9 (46:06):
Rick, But if you want to go to break so
we can just sit here and think about this for
a minute, it would be a pro There.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Have been We'll take the time. On the other side,
there's been about.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Three times in the last fourteen years that I have
been rendered speechless, right, you.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Know what it is.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
It's one of those when they finished, you go a
lot then and you just want to see you say,
as an Oddy, that's why you can't leave this show.
You don't even know what's going to happen. I mean,
I mean see we actually thought that. She mean Chris Rock,
the comedian, That's who she meant. I mean, I don't
know who else it would have been, just like it
was a problem, but you talk about all the other
Chris Rocks. I'm just trying to grasp it. Yeah, are

(46:41):
you thinking this is a it's just some guy that
does an evangelist? We don't have it bizarre And not
only have I wrote you ajingle, Chris Rock told me
to write it. Think about commanded, Oh yeah, commanded commanded.

Speaker 9 (46:51):
Think about the way that went, and I had one
more question. I wanted to ask her some of some
of y'all will understand this, some of you won't. I
wanted to ask her she'd ever been hit by a
chicken trucking?

Speaker 4 (47:04):
You gotta know trivia to get that one, we really do.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
You got to know your ricking bubba trivia similarities there
was the singing voice was very similar. Let me tell
if any of you think I'm gonna walk to my
car along today out of your mind.

Speaker 9 (47:17):
We're all thinking right now that that window, that investment
was money, Well spin.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
What about when it was some time ago? How about this?

Speaker 3 (47:25):
I called for an arm lock and we move as
a pot. I thought that Greg's email would nothing, could be,
could could could perplex me more than it?

Speaker 4 (47:39):
Oh wow, But by I stand corrected. Y'all were here
every day. Every day. I try to tell all of you.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
You won't listen. You know how sometimes goes. You don't know,
you know, because all y'all hear is little bits and pieces.
We got to rock this thing for hours a day.
We go through the emails, We hear all the calls Christmas,
cause y'all never even know about emails. You never even
know about. I'm telling you you should be concerned, all
of you. Yes, do you think Christmas? With a strange world?

Speaker 4 (48:03):
We live in? What you think Christmas?

Speaker 1 (48:07):
With her?

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Well, he was commanding her.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Chris Rock of all people, Chris Rock a foul mouth
stand up comment.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Is there inspiray? I mean, that's it? And she met
him evidently on the phone.

Speaker 15 (48:36):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba, the wheel of nach baby.

Speaker 16 (48:56):
Struct get ready to get straight cash on the wheel
of bundles, bit said Bucks on the Rick Butcher Show.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
Rick, this is kind of funny.

Speaker 9 (49:11):
The insurance industry put together and had some research done
a survey of what fifty year olds. This is people
fifty to sixty year old, what they list as symptoms
of getting old or old age, and how people could
tell And again this just falls under the big heading

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of they deal with a lot of statistics.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
And how old are we? Almost there we'll be how
old you are?

Speaker 19 (49:38):
Right?

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Four score? We'll be six?

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Seven years ago, we'll be eight. No, yes, you are
forty eight next year. No, No, I'm a forty seven.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
I am too. I don't get ahead of you tillmorrow.

Speaker 15 (49:49):
Oh is that it?

Speaker 4 (49:49):
You caught me? I thought you already forty eight. Push
me over the four minutes.

Speaker 9 (49:55):
I'll give you the top ten list here of signs
you're getting old to the insurance industry. Let's say, let's
see number ten, losing your hair.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
What do you all mean by that?

Speaker 15 (50:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Number nine hating noisy.

Speaker 9 (50:11):
Bars, Well that means Greg's still young. Yeah, hair thing
got Number eight. Not knowing any current hit song.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Now that one out the number one song in the country.
I have no idea. You don't either. That does party anthem?
If this was a movie, Taylor Swift, are you just
making that up? What's a guess? The only one that's not.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
True, because I've known people who've lost hair, like in
early twenties saying what people define is losing weight? Number seven,
losing weight, I'm sorry, agent, Yeah, slip there forgetting things.

Speaker 9 (50:44):
Number seven thinking teachers, police officers, and doctors look too young.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Ah, that's good. Yeah, oh yeah. There's people like teaching
school that I go, what are you doing teaching? You
lost some nice kid? Yeah? Why weren't they all that young?
When I was like, I'm sorry, I'm twenty four, mister bird.
What do you mean by that?

Speaker 15 (51:02):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (51:02):
Number six hairy ears nose, face or eyebrows, Greg.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Old, I got to tell you something I don't know, Harry,
what I don't know what kind of cruelty this is
where hair starts jetting out all over your face. I
mean I've had some eyebrows lately. I mean I've looked
up and they were as long as as a bowl constrictor.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
I'm just like, gracious, where did that come from? Yeah,
like I've got a horn. Yeah, I had some that
that bushed up so much.

Speaker 9 (51:30):
Amanda Hemsey's wife tried to use him as a backdrop
for a photograph.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
I mean, it's uh, might as I get one straying
like like like I've got a tentacle, you know, like
like my roaches like in the kitchen. Hey factor fiction,
your nose and your ears never stopped growing. I've heard
that's why older folks. I've heard that as a fact.

Speaker 9 (51:48):
Okay, Number number five struggling to use technology.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
Y'all haven't seen any of that baby now at all? Greg,
huh uh?

Speaker 9 (52:02):
Number four not paying attention? This number four should have
Greg's name. Just stamn on it me too, forgetting people's name.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
I'm bad.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
I'm not bad at that, I'm worse than I've ever
been on forgetting people's names about, I don't know the
names of people I've known all my life.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
I forget my name. Recognition right now is hard. I'm
great with faces.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
And I tried to tell myself that I'm not getting older.
That's just the fact that I've been doing. I've been
in the line of work where you meet a lot
of people. Saw all the names that have scattered your brain.
It can't be that I'm getting older.

Speaker 9 (52:31):
It has to be that number three, feeling stiff when
you stand up.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
I think that one's dedicated to me. Well, I'm with
you on that.

Speaker 9 (52:41):
And number two also, I think groaning when you've been down.

Speaker 6 (52:46):
I'll do that.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
I'll be honest with you. I'll do it in the kitchen.
You made a noise. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (52:56):
Now, the number one, I think it is a little
to available. The number one sign that you're getting old,
as listed by this insurance industry study. Falling asleep in
front of the TV. I've done that since I was
a kid.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
But you can just you can sleep.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
I blame that on getting up at three point fifteen am. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know what it is about TV. I'm pretty
good with but you take me to a theater and
sit me down. It's like I've been shot with a
dark How about this, I'm holding something back from y'all
under that same headline that I've been I basically I
didn't lie. I just didn't bring it up about falling.

(53:37):
You're not gonna believe I fell asleep in front of television.
I canna believe over time Alabama lst year, what you.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Whoa whoa whoa woa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
That wasn't gonna. I wasn't gonn admit it. I say,
that's one thing to say. I missed Alabama's entire possession.
Woke up as LSU scored and the guy stepped out
of bands, Washington kicked the field. Gonna win now, Greg,
let me let me just take a look at this.
The whole time Bason channel trying to wake them up.
Couldn't wake you up for overtime? Yeah, you didn't know
the Alabama unless you game went into overtime. Yeah, I
saw it going overtime. But I missed Alabama's possession and yeah,

(54:10):
so old that's horrid.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
I don't know what happened. It's this stupid job. Get
up too, dang early, Greg, Dad, they played the game?
Did they play the game?

Speaker 3 (54:17):
But I'm still tired from the whole week on Saturday. Yeah,
that's rights. And look, my Friday is a long day.
That's not true at all. By the way, my Friday
starts at three point fifteen. It is about one am Saturday.
And that's fine. It ain't like I'm killing myself here.
I'm not complaining.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
It's just sleep. You know, I ain't doing nothing. I'm
just what's that saying?

Speaker 9 (54:37):
You always say, what's that long neck for a long day?

Speaker 4 (54:41):
I don't remember. That's true. I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
I would not want to bring it up, and I
haven't brought it up. But I just figured I'm gonna
come clean. That was nobody else will mean anything happen
about this now.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
Listen. I will admit to you.

Speaker 9 (54:51):
While I was watching the game Game of the Year,
I was laying in the floor, analyzing every moment, and
about halfway into third quarter I dosed offer and somebody
jumped and screamed and woke me up.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Then I was okay, but I don't know. I didn't
go out.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
I watched it almost and I you know, and give it.
We're going into overtime. Okay, Greg, I understand almost all
of a sudden came a sudden. I can remember, hey,
wake up, you're missing it. I remember that a few times,
but I couldn't come out of it. And then all
of a sudden, I go, I look, and the guy
Rent step side of band. We thank you, scores and
the games over No, and I went and channel. I said,

(55:26):
it was trying to wake up, and you just wouldn't
wake up. But I did see then, But all I missed.
I just missed the Alabama's whole series, which I heard
was a disaster.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Then I missed, right, I just admitted that. Well, that's
the number one sign of getting old. Fall asleep in
front of the well. I have a little bit of
a ah, you just old.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
Well. I am that you and I. You and I
work out, You and I work out together.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
We've grown, We've been to the host where we always
complain about being stiff or her. At least we're trying
to do something. Yeah, I mean, but I blame my
sleep thing on this getting up at three point fifteen.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
I don't know why that would affect you, but Greg,
but see, I like that, go to bed at six.
See I go to bed about ten, Greg L s
U Alabamabe, you should go to better, I should fall asleep.
I should Falling asleep on L s U Alabama on
a Saturday night is unexcepted.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
I don't know what happened. I think I need to
go to doctor or something. That's retard. That's ridiculous. Say,
it's pretty ridiculous. I did I changed it?

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Hum at least I admitted it. Yeah, maybe you should
kept out to yourself. I bad, it's real bad. I'm
glad you can't claim and and just to say this,
I wished I had been drinking according to speed, because
least I have a good excuse.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
Can I tell you this?

Speaker 9 (56:35):
Here?

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Here's what I Here's what bothers me the most. I
don't know that he's ever fell asleep during Dance with
the Stars.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
I know, yes it is the Bachelor Red. Were you asleep? Yes,
missed it? That's tied out next day.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
You falling asleep in that game is like blah blah
blah asleep with the Davis.

Speaker 5 (56:55):
Cup on.

Speaker 15 (57:19):
Ricking Bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Bubba.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
It's really convenient for you that Betty has dropped by
this morning. That way you can ask your permission to
leave for Vegas with Shy.

Speaker 5 (57:45):
Here's the deal.

Speaker 22 (57:46):
We're going to Houston tonight and we have an event
in Houston that it's a black tie event. I don't
know if that are in Surt's gonna cut it, but yeah,
but after that we go to Vegas. We got two
events in Vegas now. Then we're coming back and we're
gonna drop down in Nashville and then you can rent
a car and right back from Nashville.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
That's perfect, You got it.

Speaker 13 (58:03):
What do you think we have room in the player
when it is it?

Speaker 3 (58:07):
You know, if my babysitter can stay long enough so
I can go tocktail?

Speaker 9 (58:14):
Is it Houston tonight and in Vegas tomorrow.

Speaker 22 (58:16):
Or Houston tonight and then after the event tonight we'll
we'll red eye it over to Vegas. Now I have
two events. You're welcome to go do whatever you want
to do. Oh I would go to the event. As
a very special thank you. I'm going to pick up
your room. I'll pick up wherever we go. I'm gonna
get a nice room for you. It is my way

(58:41):
of saying thank you.

Speaker 13 (58:42):
For all for all you've done.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Now you gotta come to Well, here's the problem, because
I know what do you want to go?

Speaker 4 (58:51):
He always goes with bubb on something like this.

Speaker 13 (58:58):
I would love to go constitutions legally my father, this
was a family value show.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
It is my father. My father is very ill, unfortunately
and has that has just come out of it.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
I'm sorry of five bypasses and is recovering and still
having some complications.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
So I would love to go. Oh, I would go
in a minute.

Speaker 13 (59:19):
Bubby you coming, but it's over.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
Wow?

Speaker 13 (59:20):
Can he come, ma'am?

Speaker 4 (59:23):
Miss I have one word the answer.

Speaker 9 (59:27):
Soccer soccer practice this afternightth she's plaining an incredible.

Speaker 13 (59:35):
Sean listening head.

Speaker 9 (59:39):
Okay, we'll bring up speed on. We've got to take
these phone calls. These people are gonna kill us. Rick,
you got to give directions again. And by the way,
the people in the hall are telling me Sammy's is
a good reference point.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
Okay, that's unfortunately.

Speaker 9 (59:51):
By the way, have you been to Sammis No, no, no,
it is just a landmark I heard about.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
We call it the Valley Avenue Ballet.

Speaker 13 (01:00:01):
Is that place a booming business?

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Probably not a good place for two Southern Baptists and
a good Catholic to show up just so you know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
But but if we were there maybe trying to help
some people out out in the parking, you'd be you know,
you know, help educated. Oh yeah, you know, babtist. We're
pretty agressive. We'll bring tracks in area.

Speaker 22 (01:00:18):
When I was in Huntsville, one of the one of the.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
Big covered dish.

Speaker 22 (01:00:23):
That's one of the biggest controversies when I was there
was when they were putting this place in Huntsville called
Jimmy's Lounge, and I had to go down and do
research and interview the girls.

Speaker 13 (01:00:31):
It was, you know, tough duty.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
Well you know what the people. I did it because, yeah,
because it's a free country. Jean. Here's the thing.

Speaker 9 (01:00:40):
When I came back from New York, I told R
did give directions for Yeah, give directions?

Speaker 13 (01:00:44):
I have you ever been on a private jet before?

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
And that's hard. That's the only way jet? Or was
it the prop we went on turbo jet?

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
Maybe?

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
I think I think you got a private jet?

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
And while what is what is Coca colas?

Speaker 22 (01:00:59):
Here's the So we're gonna get on a plane this
afternoon after I do my radio show. Uh, and then
we're gonna go to Houston. We'll do an event there
and then we're gonna red eye at to Vegas. And
you have like a good twenty hours in Vegas to
go do.

Speaker 13 (01:01:12):
Whatever you want to do. And I'm gonna pick up
your hotel room whoa and.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
One of the things I need.

Speaker 13 (01:01:21):
A mind over here for, I will tie up. I
will pick up all your meals.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Shan, just stop. Just you're too nice.

Speaker 9 (01:01:29):
See when I came back from you, When I came
back from New York, I tell Rick, I said, no, Rick,
you don't And he was like, was everything good? I said,
you don't understand, Sean. He just rolled out the red carpet.
I mean he tried to get tried to get me
on a flot with you going back home. You were
even calling in National Brights. You're in the regressive And
I told Rick that and he thought I was nuts.
He said, you're stalking him on you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
I said, he's just nice. Rick, Bubba to come in
too hot.

Speaker 22 (01:01:54):
I want him to come and have like the weekend
of his life. You come, I mean when you when
you come back Monday, you're gonna have a hundred stories
to tell when you get back from Vegas. Hey, there's
a whole crowd out here. Don't you think Bubba ought
to come with me to Vegas?

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Everybody?

Speaker 13 (01:02:07):
That's all. Everybody, come on in here, everybody.

Speaker 22 (01:02:09):
I want to get I want to well, we got
to hear from the people, because they have the polse
of what's happening in the earth.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
They have the power.

Speaker 22 (01:02:15):
I want to take Bubba with me because we're going
to Houston, and we're going to Vegas, and we're offering
a free ride on a plane, and we're offering a
free hotel room. And I'll even give you a little
gambling money if that helps I'll get I'm gonna give
them a hundred bucks should he go. Actually, they're going
this pleasant. My wife won't have a problem with Bubba.
My wife's gonna have a problem with you. And my

(01:02:39):
wife's listening right now in Montgomery, Alabama. So I'm in
trouble on ninety that's right.

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
So if you're if you're coming here today, if you
know where Virginia College is, you just keep going up
the hill, get to the t turn laugh with the
first building on the road.

Speaker 13 (01:02:51):
When am I going to get an answer?

Speaker 9 (01:02:53):
You have to I've got a quack here. Okay, and
this is gonna make you we believe soccer is a
communist plot.

Speaker 22 (01:03:03):
Soccer is like a girls sport, okay, right, right, yeah,
right absolutely, my.

Speaker 13 (01:03:07):
Son plays ice, hockey, football, baseball.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Thank you, Sean.

Speaker 9 (01:03:11):
Will you please tell that to my wife behind you, Sean,
here's what happened, Sean.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
That's how Sean. He's four years old. Okay, he's four
years old.

Speaker 9 (01:03:21):
I have a feeling and I wanted to have a
rule that you cannot play any organized sport before you're
old enough to be able to wipe yourself in the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Amen. I just thought that was a good rule of thumb.

Speaker 9 (01:03:31):
Before well, you know, we're time, we're kind of you know,
his son's about four.

Speaker 13 (01:03:35):
My son is going to be four two.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
We're hitting miss at that point. But anyway, Betty, Betty man,
you got it.

Speaker 9 (01:03:47):
Benny wanted Benny wanted to play soccer. And and we
call him the answer because they're you know, have.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
An answer to everything. I mean, here's what's soccer is doing.
Here's what soccers is very left. This is so you
you did them.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
When liberals, we'll go, what they do is they swooping
and they know in the southeastern United States, if you
try to go against football, you'll never win. So what
they do is they try to get him young. They go,
he's only four, he can't play football. Yeah.

Speaker 22 (01:04:10):
I had a fight about this recently because I played
ice hockey as a kid, and to play ice hockey.
What I like about it is you've got this world
is tough, and you've got to teach your kids to
be tough.

Speaker 13 (01:04:20):
You got to be able to deal with adversity. You
got to be able to take a few hits. And
football and ice hockey teach you that. So my son
I started skating at a very young age.

Speaker 22 (01:04:30):
So I started putting them on skates last winter and
I would take them and give him lessons. It was
actually getting pretty good. He was only three years old,
so now it was going to be four this year.
So we we set it up so he's going to
go to skating hockey quote hockey lessons, and the teacher
wanted to put figure skates on.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 22 (01:04:45):
And I said to my wife over my dead body,
and she did not understand what I meant by he's
either going to use real hockey skates or he's not
going to play see you and.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
I have just went through this, and I'm so proud
to say and i' thank you. I'm proud of you,
and I think you'd be proud of me because because
the women aren't you know, they're in charge of the children.
They're making decisions. But it's our job to step in,
especially when it comes to the.

Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
Fact there's a big foul here my son.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
My son was enrolled without me knowing, in a dance class.
No way, and I forbid it.

Speaker 13 (01:05:17):
Got World War three in my house.

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
I went into the studio and removed him from it.
Good was a little too too off and carried jerk
just too too off of him and we walked out
of there.

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
Is that true?

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Now that happened? He'd have a two too much? This
is I went into the drawer, you know, and pulled
out my manhood put it back home. Yeah, because we
have a tendency not today.

Speaker 22 (01:05:38):
And I had had a big battle in the church
parking lot the day my child was baptized, because she
wanted to put first of all, I gave in. I said,
he went down. I said for about twenty minutes. You
can wear it, but then you want to put a
bonnet on my son. I said, never, I'm not gonna happen.
You're not putting a bonnet on my kidd.

Speaker 13 (01:05:59):
And I said, I will take him. I'm gonna get
back in that car and I'm gonna.

Speaker 22 (01:06:02):
Go baptizing myself. Yes, we're going down to the river. Hannity,
are we gonna do it?

Speaker 13 (01:06:06):
Start singing?

Speaker 5 (01:06:07):
Amen?

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
Brother Betty?

Speaker 9 (01:06:08):
How does it feel to be Allan Combs over there?
But anyway, Sean, let me tell you what happened. It's
almost break time.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
Yeah, I agreed.

Speaker 9 (01:06:17):
She wanted to do soccer, so I said, okay, but
if we do it, we're going to all the practices,
all the games. You know, we're gonna make that a priority.
We're gonna get behind it, support it, we gonna do.

Speaker 13 (01:06:26):
Life's got to be about spontaneity, Bubba.

Speaker 6 (01:06:28):
Yes, I know.

Speaker 22 (01:06:29):
It's gonna be about when opportunities, you know, hitching the face.
You got to be able to look at that high
board and take a jump and make an exception.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
Occasionally. Well, let me this say, week that is an exception.
Let me tell you what got me.

Speaker 9 (01:06:40):
We were invited to Randy Owens house.

Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
He's in a listen to this.

Speaker 9 (01:06:45):
We were invited to Randy Owen's house yea who the
lead singer of Alabama for a birthday get together for
Congressman Bob Ridley, who's running for governor here in the state.
And Betty really wanted to go, and I reminded her
we had soccer practice, and I made her call Randy
and say we can't make it because we have soccer now.
When I handed her that, to do that, that's pretty

(01:07:06):
tough to do. It was cutting somersaults in the hall,
going yeah, I've.

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
Made and now it's blowed back on me. Yeah, And
if you need me, I'm sitting here in the blowback.

Speaker 13 (01:07:15):
There's what.

Speaker 22 (01:07:16):
There's one difference here, though. Betty has the ability to
make to give the weaver.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
She can she can wave it all right now, she
could find it. He wave it all to not do
Bill the way he did. You to be above back,
you can, yeah, above it. Be better than me, Honey.

Speaker 13 (01:07:31):
I'm gonna take the low roads.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
I'm gonna be Allen Combs. I'm taking the weaver.

Speaker 15 (01:07:52):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 9 (01:08:09):
One of the things we do want to discuss playing
with balls in the house. Now you standard, you're you're
told speaking of moms when you're a young child that
you should not play ball in the house. Now, there's
reasons for that, because there's things you can break. Uh,
we have the bad habit here on the show. Anytime
anybody brings us any kind of promotional football, basketball, soccer ball,

(01:08:33):
we will stand around and play pitch while we're talking.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
Now, this is just a social form of thinking. To me,
it's good.

Speaker 9 (01:08:41):
It keeps you blood flowing, and you know, you get
to toss the ball around. Well, we just so happened
a sponsor brought us a couple of soccer balls the
other day and uh we uh, well we got to
play in with a soccer ball in the office. And
we from time to time after the show have to

(01:09:02):
deal with our sales people.

Speaker 4 (01:09:04):
Yes, and they're all very hard working. Yes they are.
They're hard they do an excellent job.

Speaker 9 (01:09:08):
As a matter of fact, they're they're historically month in
and month out, the highest builders in the market.

Speaker 15 (01:09:14):
They do.

Speaker 9 (01:09:14):
They just do excellent work. They're aggressive and they're very aggressive,
very very aggressive. And we were having a discussion and
it was it really wasn't about work, it was about parenting,
and it was kind of a serious moment I'm trying to,
you know, learn from Rick who's been there, and uh,
you know, as we see the children grow up, and.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
One of the salespeople came and wanted to talk to us.

Speaker 9 (01:09:39):
Well, it was just happened to be kind of at
a bad time and uh, being aggressive like they are,
sometimes they don't get the hint that now is not
a good time. And so we had to make that
point clear. Rick did, Uh Well, all I said, though,
let me get back with you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Yeah, because the proper thing to do if you come
into somebody's office and they're engaged in a conversation, you go,
I need to talk to you, and you get them
in it and then you leave. And all I said,
I was hoping that would happen, and it was just
to misunderstand. I said, hey, could you give us a
minute was my quote, and then we'll come talk to
So so they went back there.

Speaker 9 (01:10:10):
So we get done with this serious conversation and uh,
you know it's semi serious, I say, set serious, but
you know it's about parenting and their children and all
that kind of stuff. So we go up to the
office to have a discussion and find out what this
particular salesperson wanted, and you know they're all very elegant
and uh, you know they they dress.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
Very nice and uh find a sales esteem.

Speaker 9 (01:10:32):
I mean jewelry just hanging off of the sure, I
mean just sports cars, diamonds and necklaces and you know, uh,
just the finest and uh we're having a discussion about
something the client wanted or something and I don't remember
the exacts.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
It really doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
Well, it is kind of funny though, because really the topic,
the fact what we were talking about makes it funny. Well,
I mean, you know, it's a it was.

Speaker 9 (01:10:57):
It was an air clights lot to they clients love
added value.

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
Yes, clients love.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
To try somehow to get on the show to get
extra airtime on top of what they're already paying for.
And all we were saying was, you know, yes, we
want to sample this product. We're going to talk about it,
but we kind of need to do that in private.
Then we'll use it when we talk on their paid time.
We'll talk about how good the product is, you know,
because that's the whole is what we do. I mean,
if we talk about something, we want to know about it.

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So that was a discussion we're having as bubb and
I are throwing the ball back and forth.

Speaker 9 (01:11:28):
And you know, you do the chest pass, you do
the football pass, you bounce it every now and then,
you know, use different varieties, various methods.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Yeah, the passing the ball back and forth.

Speaker 9 (01:11:38):
Well, this particular young lady is standing in between us
and she's leaning up against the counter, kind of looking
down at the counter as she's talking, and we're talking
back and forth and we kind of wrap up the
conversation when you say, for the most part, and really
what the the some of the humor in this in
this story is that Rick made the comment to her

(01:12:00):
in a joking form that I'm just going to have
to teach you something about courtesy.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
And uh, it was said very long.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
I was just kidding because she said, well, if this,
if this particular client is gonna let y'all sample the product,
when can they come? I said, well, you need to
talk to Speedy because I don't know our schedule Speedy does.
I don't know what he I don't want him to
have three people come in when he goes, Hey, why
didn't somebody tell me?

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
She says, well, why do I have to call Speedy?

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
And I said, impatient I said, well, that's that's the process,
and that's the the courteous thing to.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
Do on so you don't give speedy out of where
you work the system.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
And so I said, as I got the ball ready
to send it back to bubb and probably in a
bad decision, I thought I'd drop kick it back to
him this time.

Speaker 9 (01:12:40):
But the fact is the last thing to come which
was a bad decision, and said, the last thing to
come out of Rick, somebody needs to teach you a
little courtesy.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
Is that phrase right?

Speaker 9 (01:12:48):
That's of all the various methods of passing the ball
back and forth, we've got the chest passed, football pass,
the bounce passed.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
Rick chooses the drop kick at this particularly. Now let's
all talk drop kick just a minute now.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
Even though the drop kick is the worst one you
could use when playing ball in the house.

Speaker 4 (01:13:08):
If you pull it off, it's very neat. Yeah, it looks,
it's got a rhythm to it.

Speaker 9 (01:13:14):
Drop kick is now a lot of people drop kick
and would kick a soccer ball in a soccer style
off the side of your foot, But not Rick. He's
from the old school. I likes to go toe right in.
I hate soccer.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
I hate anything about soccer, So I'm not gonna kick
it soccer.

Speaker 9 (01:13:28):
Now, what happened at that exact moment after that is
somewhat in controversy. We don't know if it because Rick
was kicking head on that the ball simply got off
on the side of his foot a little bit. Yes,
because he was drop kicking his bad ankle had to
hold the whole weight of his body. He appeared to
lose his balance just as he was dropping the ball
to drop kick it just slightly. And Rick kicked the

(01:13:52):
ball what I felt like was probably a little harder
than he had intended to.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
As courtesy is coming out a drop kick is That's
the bad thing about the could troll factors not there.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
You know, you can't back off on a drop kick. Now,
you gotta you gotta time. It has got to be baboom.
You got to get a foot into it.

Speaker 9 (01:14:07):
As Rick drop kicked the ball with a little more
steam than you would want on it, the ball went
directly and hit the salesperson right square in the face.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Right, I'm talking about that right in then, I mean right,
I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
And the thing was it had gotten light hearted even
though the you know, conversation and my last thing is Joe, that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
Somebody to teach you a little curtsey, I mean, and
the ball just I.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Mean, I mean right, And it looked like it appeared
that I had shot the ball at her on purpose,
which is not which is not the case.

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
Now I was standing you been hitting the face with
the soccer bar basketball. It hurts.

Speaker 9 (01:14:41):
And the view that I saw was the violence of
the head jerking back. It was so much just out
of the blue. And as we rushed to condone this
year because we were wont and condone it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:55):
Yes, right, Uh, there there's de old Freud's slipping there again.

Speaker 23 (01:15:02):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (01:15:03):
As we went to console her and knocking on it,
I thought, I'm a consoler like she was. She was
holding her very expensive glasses in her hand, lee once
in one hand, frames in the other.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
It knocked them off.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
But the good news is when it knocked them off,
she had one these neck things where they hang, so
they were still hanging their slink, you know what I mean.

Speaker 9 (01:15:23):
And I went to console her and I thought she
was laughing, But no, that that jumping up and down
was not last.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
She was not laughing. She was a little teared up there.
Who would laugh?

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
That's not a funny matter, I know, and uh and
I you laugh y No, no, no, no, Now, a
lot of people had to clear the area who were
trying because to me, if if you laugh right there, baby, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
No I was.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
I'm not gonna call any names.

Speaker 9 (01:15:47):
But there was one sail assistant who just had to
jump over a desk and get out of the office,
and a couple of other salespeople who immediately look like
for some reason they had to put their head down
on their desk.

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
But I don't know. I guess I had it's not
laughing man. Well, yeah, it was violent. It was a
violence of the head snapping. But you know, when you
do that to somebody, it's clearly an action. You feel
so bad.

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
And I wanted to do whatever I could do to
and I was like, I wish you, I wish you know,
you offered to let them kick you in the face.
The first thing that came out of your mouth, gosh,
first thing out, Well you probably had to wait with
it so you could and said, I said, you see.

Speaker 4 (01:16:30):
What I'm talking about. No, that wasn't it.

Speaker 19 (01:16:31):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
No, I no, I actually now actually no, actually I
was you know, like, oh, I am so sorry with
something like that.

Speaker 9 (01:16:40):
We started saying we were sorry, and I did hear her,
you know, get out vocalized through her pain.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
Uh didn't your mom tell you not to play with
balls in the house?

Speaker 24 (01:16:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:17:03):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 16 (01:17:22):
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Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
Welcome to the coachs Pass Control Best at Rick and
Bubba Show. I hope you're enjoying it. I hope everyone
had a merry Christmas. It's tough to go to work
today after Christmas. I feel all y'all's pain heading in
this morning. Well, look, you gotta do what you gotta do.
And I'm here spinning the sounds from the past, the
thirty one years of the Rick and Bubba Show. Here's
one we had this nice family've been to the show
several times from Michigan. Well, they stayed in an Airbnb locally,

(01:18:05):
and the people there were not a fan of the.

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
Rick and Bubba Show. Check this out at the best
of Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Bubba, we have our friend Erica from Michigan. From Michigan, Erica,
how you doing Erica is back. We call her the Wolverine.
This is your third trip to Alabama, Yes, sir, to
come see the Rick and Bubba Show.

Speaker 25 (01:18:22):
It is.

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
Yeah, and you you found the show and started listening.
How did that happen? Your mom Amy's here too? How
did this happen? How'd y'all find the show?

Speaker 23 (01:18:29):
Well, it was on the radio for like one year,
and that's my mom actually found it. I don't know
exactly how she found it. I was around eleven at
the time.

Speaker 4 (01:18:38):
Yeah, what what part of Michigan? We used to have
an affiliate there?

Speaker 5 (01:18:40):
Right?

Speaker 18 (01:18:40):
Mom?

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
Is that what happened?

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
Okay? And then of course they ran us out of
town like affiliates eventually do.

Speaker 5 (01:18:46):
So so what where was this?

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
What part of Michigan?

Speaker 11 (01:18:49):
Grind Rap or Greenville, Michigan? This near Grand Rap?

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
Yeah, I remember that. Okay, So y'all found the show there.
They ripped us off there after about a year. And
now you just do what tune in a stream club?

Speaker 11 (01:18:59):
What tune in in? Can I have extreme club?

Speaker 7 (01:19:01):
Also?

Speaker 4 (01:19:01):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
All right, so you guys have This is your third
time to be here, and now there's become a new
trend when people travel and this is.

Speaker 4 (01:19:08):
The way before you get to that. Rick Erica is engaged.

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
Now, well how about that. Congratulations, thank you, that's right.
I wish you'd brought this guy.

Speaker 23 (01:19:17):
So we could have edted him out with my plan
on reading him next year. Yeah, we're going to go
to Alabama for our honeymoon.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Well there, it is super great for Alabama. We just
played that earlier.

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
Yeah, so anyway, all right, so that's great, and so
you guys feel connected. You're almost like official Alabamians.

Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
Now I wish well, it is a great place to live.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
It is so, but except here in August when you're
a little warm right now, little warm, but it's a
you know, if you.

Speaker 7 (01:19:52):
Ever, if you ever get to the bull White to October,
it'll be great, right right this ris October.

Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
It only be ninety one. Yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
It's remember you know when we talk about, you know,
in the Bible about hell, that means this kind of
heat last all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
You don't get away from it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
But but anyway, so you guys wanted to try some
of the options of travel. Now, one of these is
when you stay at other people's place. This is something
Adler does his honeymoon when he went to Hawaii. Yeah,
remember he stays there all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:20:22):
I'm familiar with that. Amy. How does that work?

Speaker 9 (01:20:25):
I don't well I had.

Speaker 11 (01:20:26):
Never done it before. But my husband, well you know
how you say speedy is cheap?

Speaker 6 (01:20:30):
Yay?

Speaker 11 (01:20:31):
We I mean my husband rivals speedy.

Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
Oh wow, that's a good man. I'm surprised.

Speaker 11 (01:20:38):
He's very frugal. So when we convinced him, you know,
to go on the trip, he wanted to save money.
And we saw this Airbnb and Adler had spoken of it,
so I really thought, I know, he took it.

Speaker 26 (01:20:53):
I know.

Speaker 11 (01:20:55):
So we thought, well, maybe we try it. And I
was a little leary, but I'd rather refuse. Well, I
hope this isn't heard. No, she hates a nice southern woman,
so I thought we'd try it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
So so it says on there a nice southern Yes,
it did have good you got high marks, is what
you're saying, right, And and so what here's our air.

Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
Well we'll find out. Let us unpack it, okay, Well,
just not trash me while we're unpacking stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
She said that she liked the system Airbnb, that she
heard it from you. She didn't say you spoke about
this place.

Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
She stayed. Yeah, just the system using.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
When they originally set it up bed and breakfast airbed
uh bed and put air mattress on the floor when
they first.

Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
This lady better known is not as good as a hotel.
But anyway, so a story.

Speaker 9 (01:21:49):
But you're you're saying amy that that this process didn't
go as smooth as maybe you hoped.

Speaker 11 (01:21:54):
It's a little uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
So so tell us what happened.

Speaker 11 (01:21:58):
Go ahead, me, Well, so.

Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
You can begin, let me, let me assure you it's
going to be fine.

Speaker 23 (01:22:07):
Okay, Well we got there and she started talking. I
guess she seemed friendly.

Speaker 11 (01:22:12):
But our shoes stayed outside.

Speaker 23 (01:22:15):
Oh yeah, our shoes.

Speaker 11 (01:22:16):
I'm okay with taking off shoes, but they stayed outside.

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
So you had to take your shoes off.

Speaker 11 (01:22:20):
And put on the slippers that were intended for us.

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
That's a bad What were they Asians?

Speaker 7 (01:22:27):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:22:27):
Okay, what because shoes? You had to leave your shoes outside? Yes,
and that's not I don't really think that's a good
idea this time of year. I mean a lot of
dogs like to run off of.

Speaker 5 (01:22:38):
Those, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
I don't think that's the weird part. I think it's
that she had slippers for you. That is, that's the
weird part. Whose feet has been in those? But anyway,
so you had to put some slippers on.

Speaker 23 (01:22:47):
And then then what happened, Well, actually we went and
we didn't have any shoes on. We were barefoot. So
she got really mad about that. Oh she did hardwood floors.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
She told you to take your shoes off. But then
when you walked on her hardwood floors with bare feet,
that she that she exposed to the elements by telling
you to remove your shoes. She didn't like you being
barefooted and that and that's when we went and got
the slippers. I thought, I took the shoes off because
you didn't want them in there. And if I'm barefooted,
there's two options.

Speaker 11 (01:23:12):
If we would add socks on, it would have been
all right, Okay, I.

Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
Don't think that art hard would that's just our our
Airbnb approved slippers. Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
Yeah, So how do you know she's mad? Is she
does she act mad? You can just tell, or does
she say something remarks. I hope she didn't say bless heart.
That's the worst thing Alabama woman can say.

Speaker 11 (01:23:32):
It was bless your heart.

Speaker 9 (01:23:35):
She did hate you, Yeah, it just I mean you
were telling me there was you know, issues where you
set everything water. I mean, it doesn't it doesn't seem
like that's really the business that she ought to be in.
Somebody that's you know, concerned to that level.

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
A lot of rules.

Speaker 11 (01:23:51):
We were not supposed to use much water or take
a very long shower because they rinse off real quick
and get out.

Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
I told you that's what she said.

Speaker 7 (01:23:59):
That was actually said, yes, you know, that's really not
the kind of the idea I had a Southern hospitality.

Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
I'm going with Bubba. This lady's in the wrong business.

Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
I say, she's a mechanic that's annoyed with all these cars.
Keep yeah, why people keep bringing broke cars? I tell
you what wasn't I want to all Rachel I broke cars.

Speaker 4 (01:24:18):
You're a mechanic.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
But anyway, all right, so there are all these people
come to my house trying to shower and stuff. Did
she ask you why you were in town, sadly, and
you told her that you were here for the show.

Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
And what did she say about the show?

Speaker 23 (01:24:33):
She just got to disgust as luck, and I'm like, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:24:39):
That may be the root of the whole problem here.

Speaker 11 (01:24:41):
Yeah, And then she said you've got to be kidding.

Speaker 4 (01:24:44):
Oh really, So she didn't like the show, not at all,
not at all. Go back to sadly you here sadly.
I bet you thought she would just line up like
a lot, didn't you?

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
I hoped.

Speaker 11 (01:25:00):
Then then I went into farming because I thought maybe
that would be okay to talk about. And we talked
a little bit about the dairy farm and how will
the calves I removed from the mother within a few hours, because.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
That transition from Rick and Bubba to calves well panicked. Yeah, Rick, Rick,
she was painted, and she went to something she knew what.

Speaker 11 (01:25:22):
They do, right, Yeah, and then that was it was
very uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (01:25:26):
She probably hated milk and cows too.

Speaker 6 (01:25:28):
Well.

Speaker 11 (01:25:28):
No, she got very upset about.

Speaker 23 (01:25:31):
About the calves being taken away, I guess, and she
closed her eyes and was like, I need some time
to recover.

Speaker 3 (01:25:40):
So wait a minute, you guys booked staying at a
house that says no shoes assigned, slippers, don't use a
lot of water, get in, get out. I hate ricking
Bubba and I hate dairy farmers.

Speaker 4 (01:25:52):
So yeah, hat a good man.

Speaker 9 (01:25:54):
I would think I would think anywhere in the world
that air b and b would work.

Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
It would be here. Oh yeah, another hospitality. She must
be from somewhere else.

Speaker 11 (01:26:02):
Well, she's from lots of places apparently. And she's also
the Indian.

Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
So it was like, the what you're talking about Indian?
Like from India?

Speaker 3 (01:26:12):
No, sir, Native America, Cherokee, Choctaw And yeah, he got
a big TV out back.

Speaker 4 (01:26:18):
Are blond headed and white? I wonder she was mad.

Speaker 27 (01:26:36):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Look a minute ago, TV producer Christopher Columbus walked up
to me. God love him and his innocence, and we
were discussing something about getting the show on more TV stations.

Speaker 4 (01:26:46):
Come in here smelling I want I want fighting right here.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, Chris. I want to
ask you, how do you feel? I want to say,
you say who your real friends? So he walks up
to me, and for some reason, I don't know if
it's freezing in your office or in your studio, you're
where you.

Speaker 4 (01:27:01):
Like the way swinging? He walks off.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
It is August in the Southeast United States and he's
zipped up a black it's a thin bri What did
I ask you this morning? And that's before I discovered
you were bumping. I said, hey, in the world are
you wearing that long sleeved shirt.

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
Just it looked good with the pants. You defeated that,
all right.

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
Look so so anyway, so Chris walks up to me
to ask me a question, and as soon as he
moved out of my comfort range, just about to get
into my space, I said, stop whatever you're saying, Man,
you stink.

Speaker 4 (01:27:34):
I said, man, you I smell the shirt. And I agreed,
and I said ahead and get that out.

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
And I said, it's not buddy, I'm thinking coming out?
What makes the shirt? And here's the question. Here's the question.
I asked, you're bumping in peaking. So I said shirt
was dirty? The shirt was dirty? And I did and
christ and Chris you were a dirty shirt? I didn't know,

(01:27:58):
all right, look and I said, Chris, you don't just
kind of stink. I said that that's an offensive aroma.
And so then Chris goes and he's going to check
it out. So as he leaves. As he leaves, you know,
the good time gang starts saying, you tell Chrissy stunk.

Speaker 4 (01:28:12):
I said yeah, and he said yeah, I know. We
all been making fun of him. And I said, you've
been talking about how much he steaks on Good God,
Speedy wasn't in on that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
And I said, I know what, I got to agree
with you and have said something he said, And I said,
y'all just let Chris walk around and stink.

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
And they said we didn't want hurt his fans. I said, oh,
talking about him behind his back and hurt his feeer.

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
Oh yeah, four and four and five needed four and
five need to go back and look, I'm holding it
right here. This is what harded it. I get a text.
I hope this word for words from rons from r
text about two hours so you'all text, I'll give you
the time of eight eleven eight eleven cent said, he said,

(01:28:49):
is it me?

Speaker 4 (01:28:50):
Or is Chris kicking in the TV room? Thanks and
thanks buddy. Now I know why they were nicknaming you,
Bruce Lee, you were kicking.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
And uh, gregor I tried to determine is it Chris
or is it the room? And that's what we were talking.
Maybe somebody I was under the table about to put
you in that. You can't put me the category with
cast Listen, Honestly, in the days of of of Casio's
borderline uncleanness, I will tell you this if I had

(01:29:25):
the two smells side by side.

Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
I take Cassio.

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
Yeah this was more seated. Yeah, this was like a
cedar closet. Yeah, probably where he was sleeping in the basement.
But I'm gonna tell you something. Yours was that under
arm I'm talking about I heard I've been working out. Yeah,
but it's just one of those few smells that you
could get the entire group to agree that. Yeah, there's
some smells. People go, you know, I don't mind something, George,

(01:29:48):
but what under arm smell? Everybody gries out, that's harrimble
I had. I had, I did the test. I said,
I'm a really gonna spell him under arm and and
make sure and everything I said.

Speaker 4 (01:29:58):
Thought that shirt. That shirt was a good one to
where this morning. You still don't explain when you had
it on.

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
But I'll say, listen, I gotta ask the question, can
you smell your own self when you sting?

Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
Did you smell it? When I said smell it?

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
Oh my god, I don't know. Well, let me tell
you this last thing I think about. He never he
still don't smell. Let me tell you what I was little,
you'll smell it stink from in the here. No, they
all said yes. And it wasn't just Greg and I.
There was other interns. Old Man Shanahan, old man Shanahan.
Where's old man Shanahan?

Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
Old man thinking all over?

Speaker 5 (01:30:27):
Walked in.

Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
We then we had to pole the hall. Just after that,
all those cassion that we have. You know, I thought
we were tight, obviously. Who's your friend?

Speaker 4 (01:30:36):
Who's your friend? I went, and I just with you.

Speaker 3 (01:30:38):
I brought it up to I'm just thinking, she's running
the phones, and she didn't. She didn't respond. She started laughing,
which tells me she man Shanahan, what did you think?
Here's how bad it was.

Speaker 14 (01:30:47):
All right, Well, it's kind of a small room in there,
the TV room with all the monitors and stuff. And
I walked in and I think, okay, I think I
smell and this room is just small enough to entrap me.

Speaker 4 (01:30:56):
So I had to get out of there and check myself.

Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
And then and then I thought I only had a
moment of hesitation. Here's where my moment of hesitation was.
Either Chris is just stinking okay, which is not like Chris,
by the way, Let's go ahead and preface that. Yeah,
he's a very clean person.

Speaker 4 (01:31:15):
Greg. What then then here's what that.

Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
But here's what I thought, Greg, Because he's so clean,
I said, Oh, I hope he's not having affair.

Speaker 4 (01:31:21):
With the European woman.

Speaker 6 (01:31:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:31:26):
I tell you what.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
Somebody who don't believe in has had this to say.
What was your quote, non friend? I said that anybody
who had the hair that neat usually does not stink.

Speaker 4 (01:31:37):
You don't stink. I want you to know that. And
then look, you know today you do? Yeah? Now today?

Speaker 5 (01:31:42):
How you wore that?

Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
Whatever?

Speaker 6 (01:31:43):
That?

Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
Have no idea. It's early in the morning. I got
here early. I was asleep. I must have thrown it on,
not paying attention. If you at least I didn't go
it was hanging up. I must it must have been.
Did you work out in it and put it out?
You must have.

Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
Maybe maybe it's dirty clothes. You may not stink, but
based on that affact yours, you stunk.

Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
That's right? Yeah, past No, no, no, I gotta in parent.
May that shirt stink?

Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
I gotta I gotta start repairing the friendship. You still
think he still care?

Speaker 4 (01:32:14):
Yeah? Carry you want to know why? Because the stinkiness
is on him him got all that his hair. Hey,
send your resumes and I'm done. No, go to the
audience here and see. Yeah, I got go walk around
doing that? No wireless? Hey, can I go see if
you stink? Because I still see if you stink? Save me,
stink save me? Oh god, my god. It's just like,

(01:32:43):
but there's the problem. There's the problem. SA may stink
now too.

Speaker 14 (01:32:54):
Because they grabbed him only five this morning. I wasn't
wearing the odor. I know, I didn't put it on,
so you you had potential. Okay, it's got to be me.

Speaker 7 (01:33:03):
Let me.

Speaker 5 (01:33:03):
Why did you not put it on?

Speaker 4 (01:33:05):
I just forgotgarly, I'm tired. Let me, let me, let me.
It's right here. There's a trail of stinky. It's right here.
It's almost How about Ryan saying I'm gonna be a friend?
You still think? Yeah, he does. Listen, if that thing
was laying on the floor, a dog wouldn't sleep. No,
you know when that goes.

Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
Have you ever been on these paid hunt trips when
you go hunt for black bear and they take that
barrel full of stink and pour it out. They could
throw that shirt right out there and able to track.
Like as a matter of fact, Bigfoot would not put
that sweater on. Yeah, no, skunk, what he man I
think something caught up in him and died. Now, y'all, gosh,
I mean about this. He talked to me for about
two seconds and I said, I got ahopping, you stink y'all.

(01:33:44):
Y'all get mean now he knows heks I think you
screaming like yeah, who broadcasts like but I edited that.

Speaker 5 (01:33:53):
By the way.

Speaker 4 (01:33:54):
Let me let me think.

Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
I think I've been around him so much. I think
I think I think I tell you this right now.
The audience says, that's enough. Can I now we're getting now,
we're getting me.

Speaker 4 (01:34:03):
Can I tell you this right now? I don't think
it's him.

Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
I think you know sometimes when you wash clothes and
they're not all the way with him, and then you
put them up and they get that meal dewy.

Speaker 4 (01:34:11):
No, that is a b o under arm. Yeah, like
a silence. That's what I think it is. A shirt.
Smell Smell that black shirt and tell me it's not
under our b over here smelling the hot right, pop
my mic up in that office.

Speaker 3 (01:34:29):
Don't go smell the actual shirt, Go smell the smell
the color. I thought somebody made a onion sandwich and brother,
it's bo to.

Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
Smell from the washing. Machine. He's wrong, I really do.
Let me smell it. What let me smell? Where's your Chris?
Let me listen? Thought it was? I think I stink? Now, seriously,

(01:34:59):
you do. I think I've been around that back in
the day. If I was drunk and had to throw up,
I'd smell this, put it out and try to track
some bears from caabre.

Speaker 6 (01:35:13):
Here.

Speaker 4 (01:35:14):
So you tell me, is that cyber smell? I don't
think so. No smell. Oh, I got stinky here. See,
I think I've been around Chris enough. I think I stink.

Speaker 3 (01:35:24):
Now, yeah, it's all in my I've smelled it, it
says shirt. Let me tell you, let me let's end
it right. He is very neat, he's very clean. He
put he's metro almost he put he put on a
stinky shirt on top of another shirt, and now that
shirt stinks from being on the under the stinky shirt,
Chris's body doesn't stink.

Speaker 15 (01:35:45):
No ricking, bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 16 (01:36:14):
Research loving program directors and radio consultants, Welcome to the rick.

Speaker 3 (01:36:22):
We're chatting with Eddie Van Adler will kind of update you.
It was on the Things from over the weekend, and
Adler took up an old pastime.

Speaker 4 (01:36:32):
Frankly, I thought you were no longer doing. And what
kind of name is it is?

Speaker 8 (01:36:37):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
Dog dog surfing dog surfing where Adler takes his dog, Kevin.

Speaker 9 (01:36:43):
And the in the asphalt in the concrete are like sharks, right,
They can come up and take a bot out.

Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
Of it, and they get you every time.

Speaker 3 (01:36:49):
And Adler went back to the park and and let
Kevin run while he held his harness at you know,
high speeds on the skateboard too much to the three
of all who were there, do.

Speaker 4 (01:37:01):
You'll want to see a video of that? Real quick?
Go go again? Seven and the equals yeah, and that
at least we can see what he ate. This is
what he does.

Speaker 9 (01:37:08):
I mean, we're flying. He's so happy right there. He's
got skin on his hands.

Speaker 3 (01:37:11):
So when you ate, he went to try to stop
this time. And his plan for stopping, correct me if
I'm wrong, is to release the dog, then stand up
on the skateboard, come off of it, and come to
a stops. But what you did not think of is
if you let Kevin go and he cuts in front
of the skateboard before you can get up and get
off of it, then it turns into a horrible spill and.

Speaker 4 (01:37:33):
It turns into basically, I've just smashed into a brick wall.

Speaker 3 (01:37:38):
So about skateboard breaks, because you know they make those,
you know where you can you can break?

Speaker 4 (01:37:42):
Yeah? Or you know just to how to how to
kind of break smash it now? Or don't you pop
a wheelie and drag the back and at this speed?
I really think that would worse.

Speaker 7 (01:37:53):
I mean, rollerblade you know, normal people can't do it.
Not when you're doing blades would be good.

Speaker 4 (01:37:58):
That's what Caesar Milanda does. The dog whisper. Okay, buddy,
I think you what kind of you've took pain pills
right now? It's not near as cool. Have you ever
let Kevin on the board and you drag him? Think
about it? Well? That no, that would be kind of weird.
People look at you.

Speaker 9 (01:38:16):
Yeah, I don't think you can pass judgement on weird.

Speaker 4 (01:38:18):
And I'm sorry I didn't realize that'd be weird. Weird
there with.

Speaker 3 (01:38:23):
I'm going to try one of these moments and and
sometimes they can they can hurt, but on the other
side there's actually healing.

Speaker 4 (01:38:30):
Yeah, your age again.

Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
Twenty seven at twenty seven years of age. Listen at
twenty seven, my father was in his third year. It
wasn't as a head football coach of a major school
with two children and married.

Speaker 4 (01:38:47):
Things are different now, Rick, people are at twenty seven.
You're you're on a skateboard being drug being drug by dog.

Speaker 9 (01:38:54):
Okay, Rick, my dad had already been around the world
for four years against the Empire of the Rising Sun,
come back, finished his high school education.

Speaker 4 (01:39:04):
And was married.

Speaker 5 (01:39:05):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:39:06):
I did best buddies in college, So y'all back off, right,
So I'm concerned about his right about the crash about
twice as big as the other. One broke to get
that check, Okay, I.

Speaker 7 (01:39:23):
Need a ice it, so all right? So Kevin, Kevin
cuts me off. He's got a little gash on the
back of his leg. He'll be fine. He'll be licking
it for about three days. He can run, He's not
limping or anything like that. I was concerned about his bones,
that was His bones are fine, and so that's good.

Speaker 4 (01:39:38):
He'll be to y'all.

Speaker 7 (01:39:40):
I fly through the air, and I'm already thinking about
how bad my hands are gonna be hurting for.

Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
Weeks and weeks, like I've already had that thought.

Speaker 7 (01:39:50):
I haven't hit the ground yet, and I'm just like,
this is gonna hurt so bad, and I'm just gonna
be this is gonna this sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:39:56):
That's what I'm thinking. In the air.

Speaker 7 (01:39:58):
I hit the ground and there's I remember, I'm in
the Gauntlet, So there's like fences with dogs going crazy,
Like there's a German shepherd on this side and a
bunch of like mean, old tiny dogs.

Speaker 4 (01:40:08):
But they're real loud and real mean. So they're all
barking at me, and You're just like, I'm just like
and I'm just like making that noise. My hands are
bleeding so much. My life is living. And ask Kevin
what's he doing. Kevin's like, Kevin's just slightly uncomfortable.

Speaker 5 (01:40:28):
I know why.

Speaker 4 (01:40:29):
He does not have the ability to reason what just happened?
This is awkward. I'm like, yeah, buddy, just like he
wouldn't realize that his life was a loser if he
didn't skateboard.

Speaker 7 (01:40:36):
I looked down and I realized that my kind of
crotch old region. I guess you, buddy, I never heard
its region hurts. Yes, you know why, because I landed
not only on my hands, but also on my stomach
and my belt buckle that I've been to the ground. No, Greg, No,

(01:40:58):
he didn't. My belt busted. My belt busted off of me.
It's a it's a leather and metal belt and it's
just bust.

Speaker 4 (01:41:09):
Right here.

Speaker 6 (01:41:12):
I don't have a belt on.

Speaker 4 (01:41:14):
You got tape on it? No, I don't. Just letting it,
just letting it breathe, Greg, just letting it breathe. You
need you need to have a full blown of my life.
That that too, But there to seven is a little
strong to still be skateboard with.

Speaker 9 (01:41:33):
Dogs possibly broken reest with nerve.

Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
Damn Friday was so great. Have you seen how he's
holding his hands tape buddy, move his hands because he's
got packing tape on.

Speaker 1 (01:41:47):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:41:51):
Yeah, so it's got near as flexible as no. No, no,
But I figured it's clear so nobody would even it
was a do today?

Speaker 9 (01:42:02):
Maybe that glaze look you had your eye?

Speaker 4 (01:42:04):
Did you do you have any everything properly cleaned, didn't
sleep less. But he came around the corner this morning
and I was like, what it happened again?

Speaker 1 (01:42:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:42:15):
About January? I busted? Are we done with this wrist?
What I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go.

Speaker 7 (01:42:22):
Seriously, all, how do we tell if a wrist is
broken because you know, right, Yeah, if your ankle's broken, if.

Speaker 4 (01:42:28):
You fire radiation to it and look at the bone.

Speaker 7 (01:42:29):
If you smash on your heel then and it doesn't hurt,
then you know your ankle is not broken.

Speaker 4 (01:42:34):
It's just fingers. I don't know that. I'd like speedy exam.
So you're saying you will get back on the skateboard
with Kevin, I will, I will? Why it's broke?

Speaker 5 (01:42:43):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:42:44):
There?

Speaker 4 (01:42:44):
Is it on the inside? Park are outside my meta?

Speaker 7 (01:42:49):
That's a meta carpal because it's on your hand meta carpal.
So my third metacarpal.

Speaker 4 (01:42:55):
Awesome. Anyway, So you're right.

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
For the forumser than your left. Is that just because
you're right handed? Or circulation cut off with that tape story.

Speaker 4 (01:43:08):
That tape? You know when you're the next time, when
you get healed and you have some.

Speaker 3 (01:43:13):
Of your arms like Popeye, you must ready be working
out all you need you need to even out the
weight on the other side.

Speaker 4 (01:43:24):
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm just gonna not say anything. You're
definitely right one arm pull up, He's definitely right, no doubt.

Speaker 7 (01:43:30):
I'm just gonna let this keep going because this is
in fact funny, but I don't particularly care for the jokes,
but it is funny, y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:43:36):
Keep going.

Speaker 4 (01:43:38):
It is though, straight up, it is because it's broken.

Speaker 6 (01:43:42):
Nothing else is the reason.

Speaker 4 (01:43:46):
Settle down there, sailor man. You need to go get
it charted. My blood rush is screw. So did you
call all that? Every one word? I'm afraid of Adler's popeye.
That makes me whippy? You pay? Can I borrow a
dollar for a hamburger?

Speaker 7 (01:44:07):
So the first day, y'all, I didn't have any bambages
in my house, so I just took paper towels and.

Speaker 20 (01:44:16):
To move on.

Speaker 19 (01:44:17):
All of us.

Speaker 4 (01:44:18):
Remember that mother thought that whippies famous line is can
I borrow a dollar for a hamburger? It is something.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
It was.

Speaker 4 (01:44:23):
I'm glad to pay you tuesday for you give me
a dollar for a hamburing.

Speaker 3 (01:44:31):
Dollar.

Speaker 4 (01:44:32):
That was my Verdon's got some of the point. But anyway,
so what do you? What do you do?

Speaker 6 (01:44:41):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:44:41):
Do you where?

Speaker 7 (01:44:41):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:44:42):
What we have? Cuts?

Speaker 6 (01:44:43):
We have?

Speaker 4 (01:44:43):
See what you guys think of my injuries?

Speaker 18 (01:44:45):
Go?

Speaker 3 (01:44:45):
Go seven and seven? God damn over there? Oh my god,
you got a today? How you gonna get by?

Speaker 4 (01:44:52):
Wow? Well we should have learned that body not the Yes.
Are those are those addler's injuries? Are the hands of zombies?

Speaker 3 (01:45:03):
I was flying, I was like I said, I was
going fast. Now what about just pulling back to make
him slow down? That slows you?

Speaker 7 (01:45:10):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:45:11):
No, no.

Speaker 7 (01:45:11):
When I pull back on him, you sling forward. He
thinks it's go top. Oh, now we're really going to
do it?

Speaker 6 (01:45:21):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:45:21):
Can I state the obvious? Cauld I state the obvious?
I know it feels weird. No can state the obviously.
If most people, if they're going out, if they're going
out on the board, to do anything beyond just let
me push down the driveway, Hell, they put on the
equipment that goes with it protects your hands and your

(01:45:43):
arms and your knees. Why would you not simply put
that stuff on.

Speaker 7 (01:45:47):
I'm gonna start wearing. I used to have a motorcycle,
and that's probably why I keep doing this, because you know,
just the thrill of being free and the wind through
your hair and all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:45:56):
Ladies checking out all you're taken, buddy, Well it doesn't.
You can look at the menu. If not, even if
you're on a diet, speedy everybody knows that.

Speaker 3 (01:46:07):
If you had been spending more time with your girlfriend
and less time with a dog. You wouldn't be injured.

Speaker 4 (01:46:13):
Right now, I'm just gonna straight up start just wearing
all my eyes because I still gonna be heartbreak. He
keeps giving that speech you just gave me. That was
a joke, baby, I love you, sweetie. That was a joke.

Speaker 7 (01:46:23):
I've still got all my riding gear. I've got my gloves,
my jacket, my helmet, my buttler's chaps.

Speaker 4 (01:46:28):
I'm gonna wear those. It's gonna be awesome. I'm gonna
look cool. Where's something under them?

Speaker 6 (01:46:33):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:46:33):
Two things.

Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
First of all, today you need to get an X
ray on that right hand and let it to him.
Check out that forum to But look, I'm fine, but no, no,
it's the finger part. It's it's right above, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:46:45):
There's not a whole don't do that. There's not a
whole lot they can do about it. That doesn't hurt
you bad. It it hurts is squeezing, sure.

Speaker 3 (01:46:51):
Yeah, squeet. Well, that's because your forearms so bit right there.
You might have broke your form and there's no circulation
where you've wrapped yourself with that you've had that's the
whole problem. I don't know that any Not one person
in the medical field would say wrap the hand that way,
not one not in packing the doctor's office.

Speaker 4 (01:47:10):
Right here, they're weird. Nobody can see it. There's an
X ray machine just on the other side of that wall.

Speaker 9 (01:47:14):
It may be causing swelling and could have blood. Claudis
almost you got to be talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:47:21):
You don't want it to be too tight.

Speaker 9 (01:47:23):
Yeah, you don't want that, lady. Everybody knows that.

Speaker 7 (01:47:28):
Anybody, anybody needs any hamburger meat. I've got plenty of it.
My hands look like hamburger meat.

Speaker 4 (01:47:33):
That's good, good job, many thanks.

Speaker 15 (01:47:35):
Man, ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 4 (01:48:01):
All right, so listen, I want to I want to
be sure. I want this unpack correctly because I want to.
I want to know where to go too. I want
to know what I'm getting into.

Speaker 3 (01:48:07):
First of all, I got a warning from Halmsey, which
I will not tolerate, is that there was going to
be a female play by play person on one of
the games. It didn't affect me because it was the
second game and I was going to be okay, so
I was not affected by this. And then we had
a sideline reporter that was so bad they wouldn't go
back to him yet. Now let's let's let's go, let's
go a little further here, right, Beth, who you're you're
referring to, is the first female to call the game

(01:48:28):
for the NFL eighty seven.

Speaker 4 (01:48:30):
Okay, there's a reason why that's never happen before.

Speaker 3 (01:48:32):
And then there was Sergio dipp who Helmsey he's the
sideline reporter, and uh, well here's the sideline report.

Speaker 4 (01:48:40):
That Helmsey was telling us about. And you can sit
sit back and just it's really bad.

Speaker 26 (01:48:44):
Yeah, Beth, coach, it's a pleasure to be with you
guys here on the field from up close, just watching
coach fence Jose up Rick from here. You watch him
now on the screen this day for our city. In
his background is helping him a lot tonight, quarterback of Colorado,
defensive back in the NFL, and here he is having

(01:49:09):
the time of his life this night making his head
coaching tabule.

Speaker 4 (01:49:13):
Guys, Oh my gosh, that was horrible, serious not football.

Speaker 7 (01:49:20):
He has been with ESPN for a while. De Portes. Yeah,
and they wanted to do something for minorities. What they're doing, yes,
with old woman in there. Now, we got to do
this and so you're.

Speaker 3 (01:49:33):
Already saying it. So we're getting to the point now
we couldn't give a rip if it's worth a crap, right,
that was diversity over excellent. We're going with that one.

Speaker 4 (01:49:41):
Thank you, Bubba, one hundred percent. I'm gonna do this.

Speaker 26 (01:49:46):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:49:46):
In a nutshell, We're gonna We're more worried about having
a female announcer and some Latino on the sideline than
we are about having a good presentation for an NFL
football game on Monday night, for a league that's struggling,
by the way, for a league, for a league that's
lose using viewership and losing fans. We're gonna go to
this crap. Go with excellence. We'll have diversity. Just keep

(01:50:07):
demanding that excellence be the standard. Of course, there's Latino
people that can do a phenomenal job. I'm not sold
on the female play by play. I just like to
sound a female's voice doing play by play. She might
have done the game quite well, but the professional, the
person who does college and this part, I just don't
like hearing a female voice the same person I think
you do play by play. I don't because she tries

(01:50:27):
to do a broadcast voice. Maybe there's other females. It's
just better than did you wybe? That's my problem.

Speaker 4 (01:50:32):
You want to hear what she sounded like on THEE.
I've heard it's broad broadcast.

Speaker 14 (01:50:40):
Nauseatick, it's way got a time out and it's good,
but a time chair.

Speaker 3 (01:50:47):
It's good, but I chime out good, but I change
it for I have to overemphasize because I'm a woman
trying to sound like a dude.

Speaker 4 (01:50:56):
They gotta chime out. We go down to surgery dip. No,
I'm let's not do that. No, turn's mic off? Did
they never go back to him?

Speaker 3 (01:51:05):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:51:05):
No, you didn't not sound like rex? Ryan was holding
his nose.

Speaker 6 (01:51:08):
I ain't a time out? Did you hear that?

Speaker 4 (01:51:10):
I was so conscious? Listen, I don't know about. It's
way time out and it's good drawing his time out,
wretch keeping Please keep it going second time and go
sha is no vine? He came out here. Let's who
gets your hand on it?

Speaker 13 (01:51:30):
Shelby hair shall be?

Speaker 4 (01:51:33):
Shall we got a piece of still?

Speaker 6 (01:51:36):
Chain is out?

Speaker 4 (01:51:37):
Show me got a piece.

Speaker 3 (01:51:43):
I can't I can't miss if that's the most annoying,
and it's not about excellence It's about pandering, that's all
it is.

Speaker 4 (01:51:50):
Nobody means it, nobody thinks she's good.

Speaker 28 (01:51:53):
No, And after the game is over, for some reason,
Sergio dip goes stay in his hotel, sits in his bed,
and he tries to explain what happened last night, and
it makes it more concision.

Speaker 27 (01:52:07):
Happen?

Speaker 4 (01:52:07):
Do you think you were lost?

Speaker 25 (01:52:08):
Name?

Speaker 18 (01:52:08):
I'm going to start a couple of hours now trying
to which just happened to a twenty nine year old
Mexican guy.

Speaker 4 (01:52:17):
Here we go like me, I'm say, if you can
hang with this, this is gonna be tough.

Speaker 18 (01:52:21):
It's nine eleven, I'm in Denver, Colorado, and this is
the NFL a Monday night football game between the Broncos
and the Chargers. When you're the biggest stage possible.

Speaker 4 (01:52:39):
Oh, I whispered.

Speaker 18 (01:52:40):
I was studying my elementary school September eleven, two thousand
and one, in Calexico, California.

Speaker 5 (01:52:51):
Born in.

Speaker 18 (01:52:53):
Mexicalia, California, Mexico, stand by, but growing up in the
American environment as a minority, a minority like head coaches
Vance Joseph.

Speaker 4 (01:53:10):
This is what it's all about now.

Speaker 15 (01:53:12):
So what I wanted to do was to show.

Speaker 18 (01:53:15):
Some respect, making my debut as a minority on American
National TV, the biggest stage out there, on the most
heartfelt day in this great country made up by immigrants,

(01:53:39):
and on some people's perspective, it all went wrong. But
I truly meant no disrespect, because all I wanted to
do was to show some love to this too historical
head coaches, hopefully all having another chance, and be sure

(01:54:04):
I'll make the most.

Speaker 3 (01:54:04):
I'll take you on play by play though, after his performance,
I do want him to build the wall.

Speaker 4 (01:54:08):
Now I was past it. That's great, I was pasted. Yeah,
now I'm back.

Speaker 9 (01:54:25):
Let's let's hear him on the side of line one
more time.

Speaker 4 (01:54:27):
I was up just maybe putting more security down there
and all that. God, you want to litteral wall now? Yeah,
now I want to. I want mass still and concrete
so that never happens again. Let's hear him on side.
This is we're at Beth Coach.

Speaker 26 (01:54:44):
It's a pleasure to be with you guys here on
the field from up close, just watching coach fence Joseph
from here. You watch him now on the screen. This
diversity in his background is helping him a lot. Tonight
quarterback Colorado defensive back in the NFL. And here he

(01:55:04):
is having the time of his life this night, making.

Speaker 3 (01:55:09):
His head coach tim debut. Goodness, Christ, he did a
soccer sideline the pic. He wanted to mention diversity. He
just didn't know how to use it, and he had
nervous voys.

Speaker 9 (01:55:21):
And on the sideline, you gotta be quick and make
a point and tell me something and move.

Speaker 19 (01:55:26):
On, you.

Speaker 15 (01:55:37):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 16 (01:55:56):
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Speaker 27 (01:56:11):
Hope you're enjoying the coach patio throw best at Rick
and Bothers show. We got best of us today. Tomorrow
we take you right through the nude here all next week.
We're a return live for the Rick Burgess Show starting
January the sixth. So I take the men a requests
I can, and I'll so much for deep cuts. Here's
a deep cut, not.

Speaker 3 (01:56:30):
Even sure what it's about, the entitled Lady Missus or
bloney Sandwich, and check it out, Bubba. I know that
sometimes that we we do want to teach people to
be thankful for what they have. We also want people
to learn their lesson if they're ever incarcerated that maybe
either we need to change the direction wrong. I mean,
whenever you've behaved in a way that we as a

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society have to put you in a cage, then you've
got to really examine the you know, the things that
have gone on in your life. And there is some
discussion on whether we accomplish that by making the visit
to the jail too comfortable, you know. And uh and
and this may be an example of all these things.

Speaker 9 (01:57:11):
To Rick, a fifty one year old Palm Bay woman.
This is in the Orlando area, was arrested after she
repeatedly called nine to one one to think the county sheriff,
Jack Parker for maloney sandwich is provided at the jail.

Speaker 3 (01:57:28):
Now, let's give the sheriff credit. He must make an
outstanding beloney sound Rick. Apparently he uses.

Speaker 9 (01:57:36):
A recipe that I have used many times, that is
to stack it up with a piece of toast in
the middle and two pieces of maloney on either side.

Speaker 4 (01:57:43):
Talking about the now, what do you go with? You
go dry? Do you put mustard on it? Mustard and
ketchup cat?

Speaker 9 (01:57:51):
And I yes, I ketch up on everything, and how
you ketch up on everything? Fry I always I've never
known a blone sandwich without ketching.

Speaker 4 (01:58:04):
I gotta fry mye bloonnae every time, every time I
cross of the pack. Sometimes sometimes it's not I preferred fried,
but I may not take the time to do it.

Speaker 9 (01:58:13):
If i'm What I want to do is a piece
of bread, and I would have ketchup on one, mustard
on the other, put boloney on both pieces. In the middle,
I had a piece of toast and I would put
it's not all toast, no, just just the middles, right,
So you get a you get a variety, you know,
you get regular and toasted me. And then I had
to cut it because that's the way Bestie used to

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do it, from corner to corner. So you had like
two pieces of two triangles. Absolutely, it was easier to hand.

Speaker 4 (01:58:40):
When you fried it. Do you make it into the
German Cross?

Speaker 5 (01:58:42):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:58:42):
Yes, absolutely every time.

Speaker 9 (01:58:44):
Well, it kind of makes itself into it, and it
tears if you don't cut it. You got I've seen
I've seen you talking about the iron Cross. Yeah, I'll
go ahead to the iron Cross. I've heard iron Cross
from I've heard. I've seen some people you do not
cut it enough, and it just you gotta come on down. Yeah,
you burn it to a little bit for you and
get it a little bit black around the edges. But
a lot of the times I was hungry, I didn't
have time to wait on all that, so I would

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toast a piece of bread.

Speaker 4 (01:59:06):
But I just eat the blowey out of the back.
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:59:08):
Let me tell you something, well, the red ring off.
Let her be just for me personal taste. You back
at ketchup off. You got yourself a sandwich. Yeah, I
like the format. I like little mayonnaise on it.

Speaker 9 (01:59:17):
I would really I'd put potato chips on there sometime
for fun, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:59:22):
Oh yeah, throw a bugle in there, kind of like
stacking them inte. Yeah, and then when you push it down,
they all crunch.

Speaker 3 (01:59:28):
I'm hungry now, especially after getting out of the pool,
and when you're really really.

Speaker 4 (01:59:32):
Hungry about water makes you hungry, No one knows, nobody's
ever thinking about it. The most samite will stick to
your roof of your mouth. I love it. U. Let's
hear the nine one one call. She's thinking, this is
this is our tax dollars and we thought she was complaining.
She was thankful.

Speaker 3 (01:59:45):
She want to talk about experience. There go, here's the
nine one one call Kristen one.

Speaker 11 (01:59:52):
The last time I was arrested, sheriff gave me his
baloney sandwich.

Speaker 15 (01:59:57):
Ma'am, I'm giving him.

Speaker 4 (02:00:00):
You remember, I remember that.

Speaker 3 (02:00:03):
What is your name?

Speaker 29 (02:00:05):
Do you have an emergency right now?

Speaker 24 (02:00:08):
No, I'm not umpiring yet.

Speaker 4 (02:00:10):
Pardon me now, I'm not empire yet, but I remember.

Speaker 11 (02:00:16):
I remember when.

Speaker 14 (02:00:18):
All right, do not call nine one one unless it's
an emergency.

Speaker 3 (02:00:21):
I'm disconnecting you telling him, all right, I called two
one one, but they're stupid like this, ma'am. Why why
are you still calling nine one one because they're stupid?

Speaker 29 (02:00:33):
Okay, don't call nine one one unless it's an emergency.

Speaker 4 (02:00:36):
All right.

Speaker 29 (02:00:37):
We've had numerous and called from you today.

Speaker 4 (02:00:42):
Rick, Rick.

Speaker 9 (02:00:43):
She didn't only call once, she called six times.

Speaker 4 (02:00:46):
I want to talk about this. I want to talk
to memory him. I'm memory him. Go understand.

Speaker 9 (02:00:53):
Let me take a guest looking at the record without
doing a lot of research. She was in jail because
of drugs. I'm going to say, you think our drunkenness,
Crystal Man some type of under the influence of something.

Speaker 3 (02:01:05):
I'm gonna say something. These blowney sandwiches were giving her
and not getting the job done.

Speaker 6 (02:01:08):
The police.

Speaker 4 (02:01:10):
She's under the influence of something again.

Speaker 9 (02:01:12):
The police went to the Ladies home wreck. She met
the officers at the window while talking on the phone
to a nine one one operator still go it. An
officer can be heard on one of the recordings knocking
at the door. Dispatchers, as you heard, repeatedly asked the
woman if she had an emergency with each call, but
Brown instead talked about the blooney sandwich.

Speaker 13 (02:01:34):
Now.

Speaker 4 (02:01:34):
One time she did say, I'm not on fire yet.
Did you catch that? I know she called one, but
they're crazy. Yeah, yeah, they didn't get the job done
over two one one. It's just a merchantman. Now, I'm
not on fire yet. You tell the sheriff I remember them.
Why don't we You know we've got time I was arrested.

Speaker 9 (02:01:54):
We've got four to one one for information. You know,
there's all kind of one ones now, So why don't
we make see we can standardize to one one for
thanks the jailer for the.

Speaker 4 (02:02:04):
Food, yes, any yeah, hello, been incarcerated.

Speaker 9 (02:02:08):
You want to thank the jailer for the food? Remember
to one.

Speaker 4 (02:02:11):
One L two one one. Yeah, I like talking about
blessed SAMWICHI what county was that?

Speaker 6 (02:02:16):
What?

Speaker 5 (02:02:16):
Sheriff?

Speaker 4 (02:02:16):
Yeah, he does do a good blows you.

Speaker 3 (02:02:18):
You're right.

Speaker 4 (02:02:19):
You should try chicken things mass sugges if you're arrested
next time. I asked to go to so and so.

Speaker 3 (02:02:23):
They have a peanut but banana the ncking socks on
highly rated. By the way, peanut butter banana number one.
It's a good sandwich. Go ahead and tell some that
bread too, if you want to go to the next level.

Speaker 4 (02:02:35):
You know, I never have been big on banana sandwiches.
I don't know why. I just never have peanut.

Speaker 3 (02:02:39):
But I'm not nuts about bananas. But I'll how about
I like like, I like banana banana, but I like
banana and everything.

Speaker 4 (02:02:47):
I love banana.

Speaker 6 (02:02:48):
Know that you do?

Speaker 3 (02:02:49):
Yeah, maloney, oh eat bananas in a minute. Banana makes
me mad because when you bring it home, you got
to deal with it quicker.

Speaker 4 (02:02:55):
It goes bad.

Speaker 3 (02:02:56):
It goes but I'll go no, I'll go step further.
I don't like bringing home and it's not ripe yet.
Well I don't like that either, But it goes bad
and hurry it does now here's something weird about two days.

Speaker 4 (02:03:05):
It's got black spots on it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:03:07):
I like banana standalone, but you start putting banana in
things and yes, strange. So you don't like a delicious
like banana flavored drink, No, that's okay, But like like
banana popstingles.

Speaker 4 (02:03:22):
Yeah, they're good, they're good, they're not bad.

Speaker 3 (02:03:24):
You like chocolate cover but yes, ch chocolate yeah, yeah, God,
I'll take stuff like that. But here's something banana pudding, okay,
with clumps of banana like that.

Speaker 4 (02:03:37):
I don't bana pudding that brings us banana pudding. You
don't need it something wrong? I know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:03:43):
I do I et it for you. That's that's what
I'm like. Banana with the sandwiches. I don't want banana
cut up in my You don't want a peanut but
banana sandwich.

Speaker 7 (02:03:50):
No.

Speaker 4 (02:03:50):
I take peanut butter and jelly. No, no peanut butter.
Have you ever.

Speaker 7 (02:03:56):
What?

Speaker 5 (02:03:56):
Now?

Speaker 4 (02:03:56):
Have you ever had a peanut bremanana?

Speaker 18 (02:03:58):
Sam?

Speaker 3 (02:03:58):
Yes, you had a toasted Elvis Presley peanut bub and
nan sound no? All right, then quit talking about I
bet I've had a regular peanut butter. I just not toasted.

Speaker 4 (02:04:07):
I think you ever made it, didn't do a good job.
No finish to your mama.

Speaker 3 (02:04:11):
He had a bad he had a bad. It was
too sweet, too sour. It has to be real done.
It's gotta be ripe.

Speaker 4 (02:04:20):
Huh it does. But I want two things now. I
want that and I want to blowney soundich not Yeah,
I want Bubba's blowning sandwich minus ketchup. Yeah, no ketchup
where it also gets ketchup. You don't have to put
it on every you talk about Nectar of the Gods.
Come on, little jeep, No, it's good stuff. How you

(02:04:43):
see ketchup sandwiches? How are you serious? That horrible? I
still every now?

Speaker 15 (02:04:50):
Then Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (02:05:18):
First of all, we talk about the fact that Bubba
has doesn't exactly have a reputation for researching the guests
he's about to interview.

Speaker 4 (02:05:25):
Normally, Uh, Bubba couldn't.

Speaker 9 (02:05:29):
Well, I do I have a general idea and what
I do because of the way things go on this show. Uh,
I usually will will google their their web page or
or look at their information on the segment before they
come on.

Speaker 4 (02:05:42):
Usually, yes, kind of what I do? You knew everything
about Tracy.

Speaker 9 (02:05:44):
Well, I jotted down a few facts because it was
very uh, you know, record driven, so I wanted to
be correct in my facts, and in.

Speaker 3 (02:05:51):
The first segment I will critique them segment by segment.
In the first segment, me speedy, great, we might not
might as well not even existed, I mean, and it
became him and Tracy talking. At one point I just
turned my moc off because I knew that this was
his time, this was his moment. I don't even think
he was aware of my presence. I passed you in
the hallway hearing the segment. He never knew you left.

Speaker 19 (02:06:12):
Right.

Speaker 9 (02:06:12):
See, we have a it's a highly technical broadcasting term
called priming the pump, right, And when you have a
guest come on that maybe the group as a whole
is not familiar. As much as one of the members correct,
that member usually will take the lead role and kind
of get the interview going, and then the other ones
catch on to things in the conversation and ask stimulating questions,

(02:06:35):
even though they technically know very little about what's happening. Absolutely,
now that I may call priming the pump in broadcast.

Speaker 3 (02:06:41):
I made a commitment in the second segment that when
we came back that I would kind of just ringmaster
calls and things of that nature, still lying Bubba to
have his time with this tennis person. And I thought
the second segment, you know, I got involved.

Speaker 9 (02:06:55):
I intentionally fell back to the baseline and let you
take the net.

Speaker 4 (02:06:59):
I saw that, know, and I know it was nice.
You just see if I could could handle it. You
did well. You did what no in no fumbles, no
errors as.

Speaker 3 (02:07:07):
No and uh and now behind the scenes, the things
we continue to see uh Bubba doing, it's just it
boggles the mind.

Speaker 4 (02:07:19):
I mean, you know how work. It'll cool too.

Speaker 3 (02:07:25):
I mean it's obvious about it's excited as I am
for him, I'm a little frustrated because for years he's
always said no, right, and so now I realized he
just didn't want to do them no, And I can't
keep this level up.

Speaker 7 (02:07:40):
I mean, it's obvious. I mean, but I mean the
fire is burning bright, so let's let her burn. After this,
you are picking up from the airport on Sunday morning, Yeah,
is that.

Speaker 4 (02:07:55):
Right now?

Speaker 3 (02:07:55):
But he's driving to Atlanta, Okay, while the barriers that
tennis is broken. Yeah, that's the country. I had a
discussion bro I had a discussion with Ricky yesterday. Listen,
this is this is no indictment to you, but I
can honestly say you you never met Tracy in a person,
only on the phone. We've known each other for you know,

(02:08:17):
almost twenty years. And if I had called you from
Atlanta and said, Bubba, my cars broke down. I am
in dire straits. Will you come get me? You wouldn't
go do it. You'd get bombs to do it.

Speaker 1 (02:08:28):
Well.

Speaker 4 (02:08:29):
But yeah, you're knowing you are correct.

Speaker 9 (02:08:34):
You are correct because less review, if you were broke down,
you would need someone who could tell you that, okay,
I'm at there. If at the Atlanta airport and needed help,
I would come and get you. If there was any way,
what are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (02:08:49):
What Sunday morning, especially especially if you let me know
that's not a good exact habitis? Is there in the
history of the show? Y'all ever had any guests Let's
say we can have some sir, Yeah, they're gonna come in.
They got a flight coming in. We need somebody to
pick them up. I think what I'll go get them.
Have you ever had anybody anybody in his fro volunteer
to go get a game.

Speaker 4 (02:09:08):
I went and got all day. Actually him on the
same level. He was ten minutes down the road. When
we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (02:09:14):
Phillius out there, that that that wonders if we just
had that free pizza remote at a tennis court, we
might have got right. You're right, you're right right now,
Thomas Nelson for that coming book saying where is there
tennis events in certain cities?

Speaker 6 (02:09:29):
Right?

Speaker 3 (02:09:29):
We can get Bubba to go do a sign And hey,
I'm embarrassed with my obsession with the Miami Dolphins. How
about any when we talk, I'm embarrassed you ain't done it?

Speaker 4 (02:09:38):
Yeah, not anymore. Well, I mean I don't have an
obsession for I've learned what obsessions. I know what you're saying.
You're saying, you're not worthy of that of that title anymore.
I have never like it.

Speaker 9 (02:09:49):
I have never chopped my hair off based on the
outcome of a tennis man.

Speaker 4 (02:09:54):
I have never yet.

Speaker 9 (02:09:55):
I have never punched a hole in the wall. Yet
I have never had to have repairs done to my
house over my feelings on the outcoming of the outcome
of a tennis Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:10:05):
Rick, when when the federal said he wouldn't come listen.
When he came to that Monday, he said he was
just going high and tight, but he had shaved.

Speaker 4 (02:10:11):
He told me he threw up in his you say
fer when federal.

Speaker 3 (02:10:20):
Counts, He's like, look, if I can't go too far,
becaus it'll be like Ryan. But he got those the gaynyway.

Speaker 21 (02:10:24):
He gave him a couple of right, hey win seven days, hey,
hold on, hold on, I didn't cut within within, rabbed
it away from the beautician and said, everybody, right now,
wherever you are, and.

Speaker 3 (02:10:38):
Some has been asking about tennis. He's even stopped the shilling.
Wherever you are, tell you that's about tennis.

Speaker 4 (02:10:42):
Right wherever you are in the world.

Speaker 3 (02:10:44):
Okay, go to a map in the world, googling Google
Earth or whatever, and look and find where Birmingham, Alabama is. Okay,
that's where we sit today. Within an eight day span,
that son of a gun has driven to Memphis. Okay,
y'all look and come back, and that he's gonna drive
all the way to Atlanta. No, no, came back from
Memphis and played the tennis match when he got back. Right,

(02:11:05):
and he may he may not have damaged anything, but
I know he was so disappointed. He did some open
their swings at least.

Speaker 4 (02:11:10):
Absolutely he may not. He may not have, but.

Speaker 3 (02:11:16):
Listen, anything with the shots he's done it. Hey, he
would have sat down and said, I ain't going unless
they fly me. That's absolutely. We gotta look, y'all. You
know we are ride of bicycle halfway to Memphis.

Speaker 9 (02:11:29):
Whatever thing I'm playing listus was a family trip, family.

Speaker 6 (02:11:39):
Make us ride.

Speaker 4 (02:11:41):
Look went a separate Carso come back from match? You
rode separate with the family. That's right.

Speaker 9 (02:11:48):
With me?

Speaker 3 (02:11:48):
Well, I came back, so I'm surprised. Who stole bubb
and who is this? Y'all aren't concerned.

Speaker 6 (02:11:55):
I am.

Speaker 3 (02:11:55):
Let's us tied up a clock? No, no, listen, guys,
and I know I keep going back to this one.
Were like a team that just keeps scoring when the
game's already decided. It all ended the day that we
flew in from a show on the road and he landed,
went to his house, showered, put on a suit, and
drove himself downtown. I didn't even know anything else, you know,

(02:12:16):
based up?

Speaker 4 (02:12:17):
Baby?

Speaker 3 (02:12:17):
I mean I was, I just keep surprising me. I'm mad,
I'm surprised. I'm like, I'm having a conversation. I said,
why are you surprised?

Speaker 4 (02:12:29):
I mean, look at what this guy's been doing. I
will tell you the fly in meeting.

Speaker 7 (02:12:32):
Uh, it was surprising to myself, right, I know, I
even was checking myself out on that one.

Speaker 4 (02:12:37):
Right.

Speaker 9 (02:12:38):
In other words, you had to dig deep pull that
one off, not to change the subject. But the speech
looks like it went well last night. We're down almost
two hundred points this morning.

Speaker 4 (02:12:45):
As usual. Shut him up so it'll go up. So
he's what time you gotta get up? It's early. It
don't matter to times on issue on that for you.
I haven't playing that far ahead the way over the

(02:13:06):
westling he might get out and skiff a little bit
at the airport. Is this imposter he's pulling his mask
off of it. It is like it's like Tom cruise in.

Speaker 26 (02:13:22):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:13:25):
Well, you know what, I'm happy that that that something
can bring you this.

Speaker 9 (02:13:28):
Mastull, you know, Rick, I'm just uh, I'm just glad
to pass that joy along.

Speaker 3 (02:13:33):
You know how you have you know how you're happy
for a friend or a family go. I'm glad that
brings you sit. I know, I know what is the
feeling inside? What do you feel right now?

Speaker 7 (02:13:45):
It's kind of like when you get pinned down on
the playground, you can't get out, I know right now.
But when you ken't and you keep you keep thinking,
surely the teachers are going to say this.

Speaker 4 (02:13:54):
Look up and you see Tracy coming to you like
you're running each other from on the beach. Well you tank,
are you?

Speaker 3 (02:14:02):
I mean, like, are you like thinking? Like you're really
excited about playing this weekend? That old feel we got
something coming.

Speaker 9 (02:14:06):
You're you know, I'm excited about about the events. I'm
excited about getting to see Tracy play. I am scared
today at the fact that you know that I've got
to hold my side of the court up.

Speaker 15 (02:14:20):
And ricking Bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 9 (02:15:04):
The sports world, we have two big time, highly paid
athletes rot now they're being crippled by plantar fasciats.

Speaker 4 (02:15:12):
Okay, and and Rick I was in that group at
one time. Okay, the state champs down.

Speaker 9 (02:15:18):
So I tried a bunch of stuff, nothing really worked.
He's trying a bunch of stuff it ain't really working.
But when I did find the thing that worked, I
haven't heard him mention that yet, so I'm thinking he
doesn't know about it.

Speaker 4 (02:15:30):
All right, Well, you got to figure out.

Speaker 3 (02:15:32):
Let me do Chicago bulls have as much access to
say the Pelham racket clubs?

Speaker 4 (02:15:38):
Do what I think?

Speaker 6 (02:15:39):
Let me say what?

Speaker 3 (02:15:40):
Let me say Bubba just saying with a sears face,
not even he looks over at me. You know the
only thing was missing because he's paring what today he
was knocking back some deep He looked at you. Ys Hey, Rick,
you think I better call the bulls and let them
know about that Topazer.

Speaker 4 (02:15:57):
Bulls.

Speaker 9 (02:15:58):
I hate to see the guying up and down the
court right Let me co information.

Speaker 4 (02:16:02):
Yeah, I needed number for the Chicago but he's trying
to hold you asked for it.

Speaker 9 (02:16:06):
He's trying all this experimental stuff that I went through,
and I knew that it didn't work. I mean, I've
been down the path Joe came out if.

Speaker 3 (02:16:13):
I can't are you are you suggesting that the Chicago
Bulls are not aware of the tofas surgeon.

Speaker 4 (02:16:19):
I'm saying you stop right at the local. It did
not go.

Speaker 9 (02:16:25):
I tell you, I know how shocking it would be.
It'd be like today that that uh, it's Bruce was
in here. Orst Bruce is dad? Start it was Jake.
That was Jake arians Jake was in here we were
talking about. He said, well, they have a lot of

(02:16:46):
problems with that wide receivers. He said, I'll get the
trainer for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Speaker 15 (02:16:50):
To call you.

Speaker 4 (02:16:51):
And I'm like, yeah, right, the Pittsburgh Steelers busy. They
ain't gonna call me about my foot.

Speaker 9 (02:16:56):
So you know I'm sitting in line like at the
bank to make a throw. Be honest, yeah you weren't.
It was some type of drive thre in order to
be fluster car fet. I just uh, and I'm sitting
I just asked for extra syrup.

Speaker 4 (02:17:11):
And the phone rings.

Speaker 7 (02:17:13):
The phone rings, and it's is a very odd area code.
And the curiosity got me. I said, I got to
answer this and says and he answers, this is so
and so I'm the head trainer in charge of person
heel for the Pittsburgh Steelers. I understand you having a
foot problem.

Speaker 3 (02:17:26):
I'm like, right, well, I gotta call him and see
if he'll call you. Yeah, let me let me see
if I can't give buba just to see if I can't,
I just it on Twitter and maybe look well, but
let's look at the two scenarios. Now, the Pittsburgh Steelers
calling you because somebody new and that that's I mean,
that's pretty outlandish.

Speaker 4 (02:17:48):
But that's not what you're suggesting.

Speaker 3 (02:17:49):
You're not suggesting that the Pittsburgh Steelers calls you with
an idea of what to do about it.

Speaker 10 (02:17:54):
You want to call the Chicago bull right and like
to wake them up and want to do a fact
and don't forget Albert Polholtz has got it too. I
gotta call the Angels, I forget down with anything.

Speaker 3 (02:18:07):
But he was he was seriously Yeah you think I
called him with the bulls? I thought he was telling
some guy cross town whose nick name was bull. Right, Yeah,
call bulls see if he's.

Speaker 4 (02:18:19):
Was he on your Tennessee? You think they take my call?
I don't know how you again? I mean, who calls?
They gotta have a number, right, they gotta have a number.
I know this is the Chicago bullsh Hello, Chicago Buss.
You won't player development?

Speaker 6 (02:18:32):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (02:18:32):
One?

Speaker 5 (02:18:32):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (02:18:33):
Who you like? Ticket information press too?

Speaker 3 (02:18:35):
Who am I speaking with? Darla Dollar Bill Bubba Bussy calling?
I gotta helps Joe Keem couldn't help. But notice Joe
km's foots alighum a bit I too? If I had
plant tar vasis, you may know me from my state championships.

Speaker 4 (02:18:48):
Down the pelim racket. I washed the three point old
doubles with King Min's to the bull Yeah you know?
As is that sound? Though?

Speaker 9 (02:19:01):
If somebody had called me, I tried everything I could.
I mean, he's desperate.

Speaker 4 (02:19:04):
You don't feel like Chicago Bulls have the How long
were you out with that surgery?

Speaker 6 (02:19:09):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (02:19:10):
Ten days?

Speaker 5 (02:19:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:19:11):
Well the one might be over by then. He's trying
to get this.

Speaker 3 (02:19:15):
If he can't, if he can't walk, probably we'll do
it post season. Yeah, but I will say he knows
about p picture this. I don't know if the team does.
I will make a note of things the Bulls need
to know.

Speaker 4 (02:19:25):
Picture this, picture the postgame interview. So how is waking?

Speaker 6 (02:19:28):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (02:19:29):
We got a call from a Bill Buba Lucy pronounce it. Yeah, yeah,
he does some shows.

Speaker 4 (02:19:39):
They're out of Vestavia, Alabama. Right and uh he's remember
the Burgess gun. Yeah and that's right. Okay, So let
him know.

Speaker 7 (02:19:48):
How about I think Fred Todash he is who you
need to be in touch with. Look, he is the
head athletic train Well, crap, let's call him. Let's call
him right now. If we get him on what's his number,
Fred Todash If y'all are laughing, See if y'all are laughing,
he's gonna think, are you ready for the number?

Speaker 4 (02:20:08):
No, No, don't call it. They won't. I won't Coach
John laughing.

Speaker 9 (02:20:14):
And they're not gonna they're not gonna want to talk
to this when I have a serious answers.

Speaker 4 (02:20:18):
I'm going to help your team out, Joe.

Speaker 3 (02:20:21):
Realize y'all are a professional team, and y'all have access
to probably the best medical care in the country.

Speaker 7 (02:20:25):
But if you heard about the topaz, I can give
you a link to YouTube. I can see it for yourself.

Speaker 3 (02:20:32):
But I had the plantar fasciatus and it was but
mine just went away. Some people mine hurts when I
wake up. I just told it to stop.

Speaker 7 (02:20:40):
Hurting until and you know when I love hearing the
announcers trying to describe that you have their permission.

Speaker 4 (02:20:48):
You that's just the main number.

Speaker 9 (02:20:52):
When when the line when the announcers talked about your
walking around on glass, they had it dead.

Speaker 4 (02:21:00):
It's Bubba, right's not coach, You're going to do this right?

Speaker 5 (02:21:02):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (02:21:02):
Good? Yeah, I don't laugh. I'm trying to he Jo.
Would you just say so they won't think we're idiots.
You're calling him, tell him how to how to treat
his foot. Yes, this is Rick and Bubba doing our
live radio show. Who we're speaking with my.

Speaker 8 (02:21:17):
Name is Alicia. The reception is, how can I help you?

Speaker 9 (02:21:19):
Hey, Alicia, we know that uh that that Joe Kim
Noah is having some foot problems and that we're not joking.
I've had plantar fasciatis real bad and there's a treatment
called topaz t O p A Z And if you
can uh look that up or if you would let
us talk to Fred, the head trainer.

Speaker 8 (02:21:40):
I will connect you.

Speaker 4 (02:21:40):
Thank you, thank you. It's that easy, the bulls, Yes,
it's that easy.

Speaker 18 (02:21:48):
I will pick up because I'm not sure if.

Speaker 8 (02:21:50):
He's made it in from you thought.

Speaker 4 (02:21:55):
Yeah, we're just shocked that you just pick up. We
thought would have an entry. We really can't help. Oh no, no, no,
yo bulls. Let's get this thing done, man, let's win
this thing.

Speaker 18 (02:22:03):
Yeah, we appreciate your support.

Speaker 4 (02:22:07):
Stand correct, look up.

Speaker 3 (02:22:11):
The Angels NA get the angel earlier though, mm hmm.
We probably ought to be saying his name right to
I don't even know what Fred, Just say Fred, I
don't know that you say no. You say Fred Tsky

(02:22:34):
had athletic trainer with the Chicago Bulls. I'm unable to
take your call right now, but please leave your name
number in the time that you called.

Speaker 4 (02:22:40):
I'll get back to you as soon as I'm able
to know.

Speaker 3 (02:22:42):
Thanks. Please leave a message at the town or enter
another extension number or press zero for assistance.

Speaker 21 (02:22:53):
Recording.

Speaker 3 (02:22:54):
Fred Rick and Bubba doing our live radio show UH
one to pass along some information concerning Noah in the
plantar fasciatis.

Speaker 9 (02:23:03):
Here's Bubba h as a long time sufferer plantar fasciatis.
I know what Joe Kim's going through, but I found
a procedure that a doctor did that really helped. As
a matter of fact, it cured it and I've had
it twice in both feet. It's called Topaz top a Z.
You could look it up online. I know you guys

(02:23:24):
are trying anything to get him. Ready to go look
up topaz. Just take half a second google Topaz for feet.
It was a miracle cure for me in both feet.

Speaker 4 (02:23:35):
Fred thank you.

Speaker 3 (02:23:35):
And that's a state champion tennis player talking there, so
U you asked may be aware of it. Just want
to pass along go Bulls. Thanks buddy, Thanks.

Speaker 4 (02:23:45):
Apology. I'll tell you what. I guess you can just
go for it in the playoffs.

Speaker 3 (02:23:55):
I made fun of him there in the playoffs, and
the reception is just said, okay, we'll put you through.

Speaker 4 (02:24:00):
Mostually busted me. I thought we're on hoad. Yes you can.
You can't just call the Bulls red and neck rick.
I wish we could have put this underneath there for
this inspiration. You imagine the crackpots they get.

Speaker 5 (02:24:12):
I wish, I wish.

Speaker 4 (02:24:13):
Yes, this is Bill Bubba Bussy. I won't suffered from.

Speaker 3 (02:24:15):
Planetar, but I too, like was that pt sufferer like
your keen? Noah, I too suffered with plantar fascianas tell
you and Baba considering his dad was a famous tennis player,
there's a tie.

Speaker 4 (02:24:29):
Cry thank you for going.

Speaker 7 (02:24:30):
That is.

Speaker 4 (02:24:32):
Next the Angels a little early there, but we'll try it.
Albert needs nobody too. I don't want to him on
the sideline who's trying to live it up right now,
because I'm telling you, when they hear this, you.

Speaker 9 (02:24:45):
Know the stamp out plantar fasciatas, the disease athletes get that.
None of the announcers can pronounce correctly.

Speaker 3 (02:24:51):
I wonder how many people will get to hear the
smashes she doesn't take him.

Speaker 15 (02:24:54):
Here ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 4 (02:25:35):
There it is this theme song.

Speaker 3 (02:25:36):
Ryan Greenwood, director of Internet Services, rabid Dolphin fan and
also travel softball guru, headed out the frenzy.

Speaker 4 (02:25:45):
His favorite team, Greg's headed out to go play.

Speaker 3 (02:25:49):
One of the teams headed out to play the national
Championship tournament in UH Northeast Tennessee. Yeah, it was in
Northeast Tennessee for the a SA Nationals TENU.

Speaker 4 (02:25:58):
And so here it was in UH and they're playing
in his rindes.

Speaker 3 (02:26:01):
Going out the door, he realizes, lost my wallet, pat
with cash for the trip, no tabit card, no license,
no no, Sure, start backtracking you. You start going when's
the last time I had it? You know what clothes
that I have on?

Speaker 4 (02:26:13):
And you get to leave? Sure?

Speaker 25 (02:26:15):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (02:26:16):
Uh and uh so you go through that routine. You check,
you know, your pants, pockets out, what you had on
you a thousand times? Oh sure, the room that where
those where you changed those clothes. You turn it upside
down and he start going to locations where maybe you
were and one of the locations I was on Friday
was here, so uh, and that was after I'd seen it.

Speaker 4 (02:26:34):
So I said, well, I got to go back to
the office and check.

Speaker 3 (02:26:37):
So getting the car to come back to go check,
and then realize I don't have any gas about halfway here.

Speaker 4 (02:26:43):
So I said, well, that's not a big deal.

Speaker 3 (02:26:44):
I'll turn around before I get too far committed, turn
around to go to you know, to the gas station
where I have a gas card. Uh, but I don't
have that gas card. So really going to any gas
station don't matter.

Speaker 4 (02:26:55):
Somebody's got it.

Speaker 3 (02:26:56):
You can stop at gas stations all you want, right
if you don't have cash or a card. So panic,
so Amy helped me out, and stomach starts. Oh oh
a lot, a lot very Uh yeah, lots of appropriately
you carried say that a lot lot of way you
get you get frustrated. Then you try to settle down
and be calm so you can make wise decisions. Nobody's
name was son of a And then so go back

(02:27:17):
to one locations where I'm pretty confident where it went missing,
and uh, it's it's about fifteen minutes before they open,
and I've talked to him on the phone already. Nothing's
been turned in and Greg stop it and uh and
they go the door and bang because they won't come
because they're not open yet, right, so you have to
bang a lot. Finally gentlemen comes over. Right, sure in

(02:27:39):
the sun.

Speaker 4 (02:27:39):
Just bacon in the sun, right, kids, bacon kids, kids,
got pillows, Yeah, stuffed animal. You're already packed in the car, right,
we were, I.

Speaker 3 (02:27:46):
Would say when when when I discovered it was officially missing,
we were about ninety five percent packed and ready and
too far and we're taking we're taking two cars too
because Taylor, because the Mustang's had a tournament to the
one you did to Taylor Naming, were coming back, so
we were taking two cars.

Speaker 4 (02:28:02):
Of course they didn't come back. That's fine. That's a
different thing.

Speaker 3 (02:28:04):
So just took two cars for nothing. But that's fine.
Was fine, that's try, that's fine. So you even convinced
Calor the Mustangs didn't matter.

Speaker 4 (02:28:15):
Greg and Room four twenty seven. I had a two
hour conversation about that. Okay, please don't ruin it now.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (02:28:22):
You had the conversation as you told her you weren't
coming back, and her coach and her coach I had
to talk to love you to coach great coach, great coach, right,
and that's sorry, Yl, mister tournament.

Speaker 4 (02:28:33):
But wow. But so I go to this location.

Speaker 3 (02:28:36):
It's fifteen minutes and I've talked to him, bang on
the door, in the sun, hot, kids in the car, hot,
and a little gentleman comes and just says.

Speaker 4 (02:28:45):
We're not open. A little gentleman. Yeah, one of the
one of the workers. Well it's just a little guy.

Speaker 3 (02:28:50):
And little little little And I had just talked to
him a lot the day before. I was not a
little person, just read the person, regular person. Who's who's
just a little man?

Speaker 4 (02:29:00):
Right. Yeah, So that's where it's great confusion, that new
phrase is.

Speaker 3 (02:29:04):
Yeah, and I talked to him a lot the day
before because I had lunch there for a long time,
extended lunch with a friend of mine.

Speaker 4 (02:29:09):
That's where I probably was.

Speaker 3 (02:29:11):
I think the wallet fell out there and he could
thank your friend, you refill my drink a lot and
uh and uh, super nice guy, super nice little guy.

Speaker 4 (02:29:19):
I mean he gave me whatever you just say, person.

Speaker 3 (02:29:23):
And so he comes and says we're not open, and
he turns on leaves, so I have to bank say it, Greg,
he just we ain't not open. No, just give me
a couple of different acts. He said, I gotta go
somewhere credit card.

Speaker 4 (02:29:40):
I got a little air in the run and open
I get cash for.

Speaker 3 (02:29:44):
I'm using credit card online. So he leaves and the
high time they tell you I opened, which one was?
Their program is cash for super Crunch.

Speaker 4 (02:29:55):
I finally convinced to go get the man. I love Supercrower.

Speaker 3 (02:29:58):
I had to scream a little bit. Doors shut, you know,
you're telling him to go get the manager.

Speaker 5 (02:30:02):
And then he goes and.

Speaker 3 (02:30:05):
A while and come back and basically said this still
told me they're not open, And I said, well, you know,
I asked, where's the manager? A little different phrase, but basically,
how did you ask you? I was probably a little loud.
I got a question for you, and uh, ask for
the manager again.

Speaker 4 (02:30:20):
I'm gonna ask for the manager for the last time, little.

Speaker 3 (02:30:23):
Man, and uh he said, it's not my fault. I said,
I know, it's not your fault, but I different words.

Speaker 9 (02:30:31):
I said, you know, ry Ronnie is usually so calm, diplomatic. Yeah, yeah,
diplomat comes to mind.

Speaker 5 (02:30:36):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (02:30:37):
I call him? Cool heading luke.

Speaker 3 (02:30:38):
Yeah, well I don't think I know we all would
be wallet. That was one of the cultivations of frustration.
That was one of them was there at that place,
and uh, I basically had to wait till they opened
to go in.

Speaker 4 (02:30:49):
But but then it was not there unforcedly and I apologize.
I don't know his name. If I knew his name,
might apologize directly, because would you open the door or
lose it?

Speaker 3 (02:30:58):
Did you stead for the profanities you used? Can I
say me, I'm o Right when I came in, he
ran and hid. Okay, But if I knew him, and
I'll go see him again. I thought, what you said
you were gonna do with hot sauce?

Speaker 19 (02:31:11):
Right?

Speaker 4 (02:31:11):
Remember you're beating violently on the glass. I was just
trying to get his attention.

Speaker 6 (02:31:16):
Day.

Speaker 4 (02:31:16):
This was the started out. This is the first day. Picture.
Can't you picture what day of the week is Saturday? Saturday?

Speaker 3 (02:31:22):
That's when everything closed at twelve banks and nothing's open
like picture that left hand.

Speaker 4 (02:31:27):
You get that that power left hand he's got just
banging and the bank.

Speaker 3 (02:31:29):
The bank did help me, even though at first they
said you need a photo idea, and I explained that
was in my wallet, that's gone.

Speaker 4 (02:31:35):
I don't have that. You have no idea?

Speaker 3 (02:31:37):
Right and after an hour or so there I finally
were able to get some money. Uh, because you gotta
get a lot for you stand a week for hotel.

Speaker 25 (02:31:42):
You don't have a card, right, right, So frankly you
look suspicious. Yeah, And I didn't ask the guy one
I did ask the guy one time. I know, I
know a little sweaty, a little anxious, but I got
two kids with me. Surely I hadn't kidnapped in trying
to steal money to right, So you're.

Speaker 3 (02:31:57):
Sweaty, your your knuckles were bleeding, and you come into
a bank soign I any money with no idea, right,
And I kidnapped these two kids that looked at a
crying because now I declare, we're not even going on
the trail.

Speaker 4 (02:32:07):
Not only we got on money, we going not only
if you stole this guy's idea.

Speaker 3 (02:32:12):
You know a social security number, you know everything about them,
his address and everything.

Speaker 4 (02:32:15):
But you're you're an imposson. Yeah, but you got to
make him coming into that presentation, his kids crying in
the car. It's not good.

Speaker 3 (02:32:21):
And I.

Speaker 4 (02:32:23):
Did say that I did. Did you have to go
through canceling it? So you did do the thing forget
the tournament? You screamed that one. I said, we ain't going.
This ain't going. You said, great, now we gotta watch.
We didn't have the money to go. Yeah, now you're
stuck with that boring old mustang.

Speaker 5 (02:32:38):
I missed it.

Speaker 3 (02:32:39):
I said, great now we're gonna go watch Muscle Greg Greg.
So I've been sure the bank, uh that that was
was accommodating, and and and I had, but I don't.
I'm not used to pull pistol. Kids got to live
with the Purple family. They were able to get back.

(02:33:00):
We we changed the pillow cases where they cried and
got them a little wet. We got repill cases and
eventually hit the road and a little. I know when
we got there for the termament, we'd have rain delays
in the whole You ever had a hotel full.

Speaker 5 (02:33:10):
Of did it?

Speaker 4 (02:33:11):
Did it wash the die off of you?

Speaker 7 (02:33:12):
The Uh?

Speaker 3 (02:33:15):
I love what the die goes at all? Yeah, So
when you think by now they'd figured that out. So
when you get there, it's hot as the mud because
it's the middle of summer. A ten year old girl.
Sure rain delays.

Speaker 4 (02:33:25):
Oh sure?

Speaker 3 (02:33:26):
You ever been in the hotel with about ten ten
teams of ten year old girls in the Hall.

Speaker 4 (02:33:30):
No, you got a huge water cash in your front
bock and one powdy older sister because you don't love her.
That's not sure, that's not true. That's not true. I
love her to that. How did you know?

Speaker 3 (02:33:43):
We end up finishing in the top in the top
ten and nothing. We finished tied for not the nationals
with this little big deal for the rest.

Speaker 15 (02:33:48):
On Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 24 (02:34:16):
Whatever, whatever, whatever, yeah, whatever, yeah, whatever.

Speaker 4 (02:34:39):
Welcome to the Cooks Past Control Best of Ricking Bubba Show.
I'm Greg your host today. Get a few off.

Speaker 3 (02:34:45):
The request line had what it said, anything JT, and
I said, you know what, I agree anything JT is going.
This was just a titled JT story. Not sure what
it is, but it's got to be good on the
best of rick and Bubba can't help.

Speaker 4 (02:34:59):
But no notice it. J T has come in here
again today with yet another injury.

Speaker 5 (02:35:04):
Well this weekend we decided to rearrange Michael's room. He's
nine years old, my son. You know how psyched you
were when you got a new bed. So he wants
a footon and and is the foton is that the
you know it turns into a couch and then and
then it's a bed.

Speaker 3 (02:35:18):
Yeah yeah, boy, Matt, all right, I'm not for two
first when it comes to my beding it my bed
has to be a bed, bad bed.

Speaker 5 (02:35:25):
But as a nine year old you can imagine how
psyched you are.

Speaker 4 (02:35:27):
You should hear Greg birds speech against day beds. Wow,
but go ahead, it's really in the day bed.

Speaker 5 (02:35:32):
But so Judy wants to set out on this big
trip to go find a futon for Michael's bed and we'll,
you know, putty up all the walls and repaint it,
move stuff around and get him a nice new foodton
and get rid of this bunk bed that's it's a
full on the bottom and a twin on top. He's
outgrown and he wants to get rid of that. In
Black Metal, he wants to go to wood Foodton. So
we're like, why you're still locked in on footon Well,
Sammy had one, you know or whatever.

Speaker 4 (02:35:52):
But he is, You say, you Sammy, jump off cliff.

Speaker 5 (02:35:56):
So Judy says that let's just go look all right,
So I said, instead of just blindly driving around the city,
let's why don't we look it up in the yellow pages.
So we find this place called the Bed and Futon
Gallery out there in Alabasta. By the way, Jay Willoughby
bought a food on. Here we go and I walk
in and Roy Mitchell, the owner, by the way, has
got the station on, and I'd forgot I just Jennifer.

Speaker 4 (02:36:16):
And that and just happened to have your station shirt on.
Look when the station was on, JT begin to grin
for radiocas.

Speaker 3 (02:36:23):
JT is also known as the deal Cutter to hand
all deal cutter.

Speaker 4 (02:36:27):
You've heard of the daisy cutter.

Speaker 9 (02:36:29):
He's the deal cutter and he leaves his big a
mark as a daisy cut It's incredible.

Speaker 5 (02:36:35):
So I go in and I had just come off
of promote that I'd done, and I had my shirt on,
and I forgot about having the shirt on.

Speaker 6 (02:36:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:36:43):
Absolutely, So I go in the Stato shopping Jay, let
me get my logo shirt out.

Speaker 4 (02:36:49):
You know where my shirt is? Yeah, we got to
go pick up some stuff. Where's my logo shirt?

Speaker 19 (02:36:53):
You know?

Speaker 5 (02:36:55):
So we go in and the guy says, ninety four
point five, dude, you work with Rick and Bob. I said,
as a matter of fact, I'm their boss. And I
had introduced myself as my real name first because he
came out and introduced himself. So I said, uh, yeah,
I work with those guys, and uh, what do you
do there? One' of the program director and I'm on

(02:37:17):
the air?

Speaker 26 (02:37:17):
Who are you?

Speaker 5 (02:37:18):
You're j T? I said, yeah, you know. He says,
I listened to that show all the time. I love it.
I used to not listen to it, and then somebody said, hey,
just give him a week, and now he's addicted. So
a shout out to Roy Mitchell at the bed and
Futons place. So I buy this futon there and the
place is packed full of futons full ton So we

(02:37:39):
get back to the house.

Speaker 4 (02:37:40):
Is that making you hungry at the work?

Speaker 5 (02:37:43):
And he says, do you want the one that's already
assembled on the floor or do you want the one
in the box?

Speaker 4 (02:37:49):
Assume don't tell me you went with the box.

Speaker 5 (02:37:50):
I went with the boss.

Speaker 3 (02:37:53):
Joy J T.

Speaker 4 (02:37:55):
White, probably trying to save money. The other one was
a little bit more expensive.

Speaker 5 (02:37:59):
Well, now I had I had no this was down
Hornet with me.

Speaker 4 (02:38:02):
This was easier to rush your car before the guy
changed his mind on giving JT.

Speaker 15 (02:38:05):
Addle.

Speaker 9 (02:38:06):
You had the brown Hornet, which is your car that's
been in your family for about six generations.

Speaker 3 (02:38:11):
Right, and he could also do a sharpian right. Bew
how many times he was to mention the guy's store
on the box right.

Speaker 4 (02:38:15):
So it was like a contract.

Speaker 5 (02:38:20):
So anyway, I said, I gotta, I gotta take in
the box. Because he goes, well, what are you driving?
I said, well, I got the eighty five and he says,
not the brown horn No good. So he was aware
of the brown hornet. So we pull it around. We
get that.

Speaker 4 (02:38:31):
You have to be aware.

Speaker 9 (02:38:32):
Hey, you parked that thing next to my truck the
other day.

Speaker 4 (02:38:34):
I wish you'd move that thing down the lot. Look
not good. I'm afraid you gonna scratch me up because
that thing hits it.

Speaker 5 (02:38:40):
But here that four three fifty will not stand up
to the brown horn.

Speaker 7 (02:38:45):
What it is?

Speaker 4 (02:38:46):
You gotta walk to all that old to get in
your car.

Speaker 5 (02:38:48):
Here, you can slip and fall hurt yourself, all right, grandpa.
So anyway we get home and uh, we're moving furniture around. Well,
my son has a white desk that was probably a
hand me down from I forgot where we got to
put was a white desk.

Speaker 4 (02:39:00):
He used all scrom client.

Speaker 5 (02:39:03):
So we have to disassemble it. Judy says, this desk
has to go. We're gonna, you know, we're rearranging the room,
and the desk is falling apart. So I'm laying on
the floor taking the screws apart from the desk because
there are some kind of new fangled way to screw things.
And you screw a side screw and it releases. This screw.

Speaker 9 (02:39:20):
Yeah, that is that is furniture that you got put
together like from It comes in a kit, right, you turn,
turn and it comes right exactly.

Speaker 5 (02:39:29):
Well, I hadn't put this together. We bought that one
or brought it in already assembled. So I'm unassembling this thing.
I'm going I can't figure this. You know, this thing
won't unscrew. And then all of a sudden it moves
a little bit. I'm like, oh, one of those little
like you just said, quarter turned and then it releases.
So I'm carefully. I got the top part of the
desk off, I got the side, the legs are off,

(02:39:50):
and now I'm there's one piece running down the middle
that's like a floor joist that supports the whole system.

Speaker 4 (02:39:56):
If you just yawned a JT's talking about a dash.

Speaker 5 (02:39:58):
By the way, I go ahead. And the thing that's
it's got one center beam running down the middle of
the desk underneath it. So I released the one quarter
turnscrew on the one end and the side panel pops off,
so I'm holding it with my left hand. I'm like,
all right, great, So I released the other one and
I've got my hand on the desk part, not the
joyst part, the joyst part. All I can think of

(02:40:21):
is as it falls into my face from about on
arm's length away, I'm a good I look like Chevy
Chase when he opens the attic stairs door and you
know the Christmas vacation in the or cherry when you
roll the desk unner stairs in your so it slams
into my face, clips my nose, hits right here above

(02:40:44):
my top lip and right on the bottom up and
all I feel now is the sweet taste of blood
running in my mouth.

Speaker 4 (02:40:52):
Yes, top and bottom lip. Yes.

Speaker 5 (02:40:56):
I mean how much it is? Well, first, yeah, the
whole thing is collapsed on me, not just this one piece.
And Michael's in the room and he goes daddy, daddy, daddy,
and I'm trying to think, I'm trying to assess how
actually hurt I am maybe, he says the busted lips.

(02:41:24):
Maybe I've cracked a skull.

Speaker 6 (02:41:26):
I'm not. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:41:27):
I'm trying to assess in a matter of three seconds
how bad I'm injured. So he comes over and he
pulls the table up like you know you've heard people
getting adrenaline and lifting cars off people. He is so
panicked that I'm hurt in the cut of the.

Speaker 3 (02:41:41):
Hull, and.

Speaker 4 (02:41:43):
He that guy's storing down here.

Speaker 5 (02:41:52):
So he's yelling for Judy, Jeddy, Jeddy, My yelling Mommy, Mommy,
come up. Daddy needs your help. She's like, I'll be
up there in a minute. She was in the kitchen
gets and he didn't say. I said, Michael, tell her,
tell her I'm hurt.

Speaker 3 (02:42:13):
Dad.

Speaker 5 (02:42:14):
He's bleeding. And then here I heard a lama up
the stairs. Are you okay?

Speaker 4 (02:42:18):
What's about telling her?

Speaker 3 (02:42:20):
I'm tell her I'm bleeding, say because I'm bleeding.

Speaker 5 (02:42:24):
So I get they lift the desk off of me.
I'm blood is down my chin and in my mouth,
and I'm thinking, all right, and all I can think of.
Do you remember Sam Kennison was in a car rad Yes,
he got up and walked around everything. He thought he
was fine, and then all of a sudden he dropped
dad and I'm thinking, delavery action. Death is coming any second.
All right, I'm I'm blow y'all. Don't leave me alone

(02:42:48):
for at least thirty minutes.

Speaker 4 (02:42:53):
Sam Kinson gotta walked around for him.

Speaker 5 (02:42:55):
He's like, okay, just a bad little crash. I'm okay
walking whoa, I don't feel good. So you know he's dead,
but you can still see the swelling. He's dead, but
the food time's up. And thanks again everybody. Roy Mitchell,
he's a big fan of your show.

Speaker 4 (02:43:12):
You wanted to You better hope it affect you in
sitting him. That's the problem.

Speaker 5 (02:43:17):
Now, I'm okay, but wow, it hurt. It really hurt.

Speaker 3 (02:43:20):
Member that friend of ours have his lip lip removed
after what he thought was just a fat lip.

Speaker 4 (02:43:24):
Here, clear and black on.

Speaker 15 (02:43:27):
We'll be back ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 4 (02:43:51):
So I'm telling the story of last night.

Speaker 3 (02:43:52):
I ended up having to go to the emergency room
over what turned out to be a gall bladder situation.
I'm now in excruciating pain and I'm walking around the
house and I'm trying to get into different chairs.

Speaker 4 (02:44:04):
I'm trying to stand up. I'm trying to lay down.

Speaker 3 (02:44:06):
Uh, and I realize I'm now I now have abandoned
trying to watch anything on TV, and I start moving around,
trying to live. Now at this point, at this point,
if my doctor had called and let me give me
an update on the prescription, he called in from my wife,
not me. If he would have said to me, if
you will go outside right now and eat two handfuls

(02:44:29):
of gravel, it will stop, I would have done it.

Speaker 4 (02:44:31):
Yeah, it's like whatever I have knew, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:44:34):
I would have been like, whatever it needs to be done,
whatever it needs because if you keep thinking, okay, in
a minute, it will stop hurting. It don't back off,
and it won't. And then it just starts doing this.
It starts, it starts rising ye and then so so,
and to no one's surprise, now I begin to wonder
the stream and I surrender. Yeah, now I'm wondering the house.
I won't stay one for some reason. Now I think

(02:44:57):
a new room will change it.

Speaker 4 (02:44:58):
Yeah, you just got to move a different environment now, keeping.

Speaker 3 (02:45:04):
Now keep in mind, keep in mind, I will not
relinquish that I'm in trouble. Now I'm trying to land,
and this is a muscle spasm. This is whatever Sherry's
you know, putting, you know, muscle spasm stuff on me.
And then and then and then at one point, I
kid you not, I'm an excruciating paint. Excruciating paint. Now
I remember this has been a theme for the last

(02:45:26):
twenty two years. My wife says, hey, could you run
out there and get my prescription?

Speaker 17 (02:45:29):
What?

Speaker 3 (02:45:30):
And I looked at her and I said, I'm what.
She goes, I need you to go get I'm in
the middle of something right now, and I need you
go get that prescription for me because you do that
like I'm trying to breathe. So then now now I'm
out in the truck. And so now you now you
attempted that. Well you know why, I said, I gotta
do a two for I'm gonna search the isles for
something that will stop this. Okay, okay, So I think

(02:45:50):
now I'm going to take care of her, and I'm
gonna see if I can't get a bonus.

Speaker 4 (02:45:53):
What were you looking for? The pain in the side out?
I am that is it? I really was you see
the crusist when I said you got a prescription forgers,
and she goes, is you sure it's for your wife?

Speaker 7 (02:46:07):
What?

Speaker 6 (02:46:07):
What all?

Speaker 4 (02:46:08):
Can I find?

Speaker 3 (02:46:08):
Excruciating pain in my side? And uh and of course,
stupid me, was it muscular? Absolutely, I will not consider
major organ Yeah, you know what I mean. And so,
uh well, so I go over and get that stuff.
I like that that Highlands that's for cramp, for cramps, Okay,
of course it clearly says calf and leg cramps.

Speaker 4 (02:46:29):
And I pop it.

Speaker 1 (02:46:30):
You know.

Speaker 3 (02:46:30):
Yeah, by the way, I almost got I thought I
was in trouble security cameras because I was in the
isles taking medicine.

Speaker 4 (02:46:35):
And by the way, I don't think you're supposed to
do that, probably not.

Speaker 5 (02:46:40):
Store.

Speaker 3 (02:46:40):
Yeah, but I'm in the aisles opening up packed and
I'm popping stuff down. I'm grabbing a water out of
their cooler, and I'm just I got something's got to change,
you know, security is going.

Speaker 4 (02:46:50):
We got a bearded man. He's taking stuff all three.
I'm hollering things, I'll pay for it, you know, I mean,
I'm not running. I'm waiting on my wife's prescription. You
got me, you know what I mean, you clearly see me.

Speaker 3 (02:47:02):
And so so then I get my wife's prescription, and
I take the muscle of lectures. I grab some of
that stuff that is the licane stuff to put on
the muscle. I said the whole time, I think this
is muscular, the whole time, because I want it to be,
because I think there's a way to solve it. So
I get home, Sherry does the the epsom salt bath.
When I get into the bath for the very first

(02:47:23):
time the entire night, I don't know if it was
the buancy of the water or whatever, but for a moment,
I thought, we did it.

Speaker 4 (02:47:30):
We did it. I'm gonna make it, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 7 (02:47:32):
I think I think you distracted your brain. Yeah, I
think with century overload of the water.

Speaker 3 (02:47:37):
Then I realized that I did the water too hot,
and now we're in the middle of summer, and I
start to profusely sweat, and I'm like, I gotta get out.
So then I get out, and here it comes right
back when we are back, you know what I mean,
And I'm like and so so so then I go, what, well,
if I just let on the bed, I'm fine now,
came out of hours ago to lay down, okay, So

(02:47:58):
and what I'm doing now all I'm doing right now
is ensuring that I'm at the mercery room later.

Speaker 4 (02:48:02):
Okay, so you're clean when you get and Cherry's.

Speaker 3 (02:48:07):
Like, okay, thank you. I'm gonna go ahead and take
my z pack. Lots of things going on here, and
she goes, are you gonna be okay?

Speaker 4 (02:48:12):
I don't know. I think I'm fine. I something's got
to change. So I go and lay on the bed.

Speaker 3 (02:48:17):
And what do I think, Well, if I can just
get my pillows right, I'll be fine. And so now
I'm that'll cure it. I think I think I'm gonna
tell you, well, here, come's conmercer for my pillow right now.
It's gonna keep your gallbladder from rubber, you know what
I mean. So so now I get, I get the pillows,
and I'm nothing. I go back, I go side, I
go one time, I'm completely laid on my stomach and
Sherry's walking on my back. Come walk on me, you

(02:48:38):
know what I mean? Step right there, you know. And
but again, Rick, you're ignoring. You're also hurting up here. Rick,
will you pay attention. It's up here too, It's not
just back in here. And so so she walks on
me for a while and and and I mean, we're
literally trying everything. So so then Cherry leaves the room
and when she comes back, I'm as wide as a sheet.

(02:48:59):
I've got well on my forehead and for some reason,
I still can't figure this move out. I'm over her dresser,
pushing myself up.

Speaker 4 (02:49:06):
Will you trying to stretch my body? You know what
I mean? And she's so, and she says, this is
ridiculous if you have just had a set of rings. Now,
But what happens nowt you begin to google? And I've
got lung cancer. You know what I mean? I have
lung cancer. And I started saying I didn't even smoke. Serus, right,

(02:49:27):
you don't have lung cancer. Oh my gosh, it's it's
my pancreas. It is not your pancreas. Will you please
just call the doctor. Can you just call him?

Speaker 7 (02:49:35):
So?

Speaker 3 (02:49:35):
And he and he and I called the doctor and uh, hello,
and Rick again, he said, he said, he said the prescription.

Speaker 4 (02:49:44):
I said, no, that's fine. I picked that up.

Speaker 3 (02:49:45):
I said, I'm an excruciating pain and something must change.
Tell me where it is gallbladder? You gall butters doing
something with gallbladder? And I said, He said, he said.

Speaker 4 (02:49:55):
Here's the deal.

Speaker 3 (02:49:57):
I mean, here, here's your here's your deal. You can
wrest around all night long, potentially be in danger. I
know how he deals. He deals with all this, he
knows how we are. Why don't you do this? Because
then he starts speaking my language, no housel ric language.
He's giving me a turnkey. Go to this emergency, which
we advertise for now these places is all they do
is diagnosis and emergency.

Speaker 5 (02:50:17):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (02:50:18):
Go there, there's there. I'll go ahead and call and
tell them you're coming. It's not gonna be that crowded
right now.

Speaker 4 (02:50:25):
Walk in.

Speaker 3 (02:50:26):
In an hour, they will be able to diagnose the
deal with a blood test and uh and an ultrasound
and you'll know, you'll know, you know, and then and
then there was the thing and they'll and then we'll
do something about the pain. And I thought I am
in the point.

Speaker 4 (02:50:46):
I was ready to gravel so uh so so anyway,
all I thought to myself now is uh, if you
have a pocket knife, let's just get it out. Yeah
right now.

Speaker 3 (02:50:57):
Let me tell you what whatever wicked thing, whatever wicked
thing is, made me feel this way. I don't ever
want to see it again. Well, sir, we just don't
want to take your gall bladder out. Until we take
it out, is that what's causing this. It's got to go.
I don't want to go home with it.

Speaker 4 (02:51:11):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (02:51:11):
It's like taking a bad roommate home. Now you're like,
you finally get rid of them. I'm here for y'a
to remove this thing that's tortured by house. And so
so I go do the ultrasound. They come in and
they say, yes, it is, it is. You do have gallstones.
They're not big, they're smaller, which means we if they
were blocking the duct or something, we'd go ahead and

(02:51:32):
you'd be leaving here going to surgery. But we don't
think that's necessary. Let's try to treat it with lifestyle.
And then then when I start saying, well, look I'm
I'm gonna prove I mean, compared to how I used
to live, I'm they don't get any better than this
for someone like me, you know what I mean? Yeah,
I hate to do this rough Tissery Chicken. I really do,
because Tissery Chicken.

Speaker 4 (02:51:54):
And our our great friend, our ball would be excited.

Speaker 3 (02:51:56):
And here's what they said, thinking about row Tissery Chicken
nice health as you think it is nervous bird, they said,
if you're eating it at home, it's pretty healthy because.

Speaker 4 (02:52:04):
You will drain the fat.

Speaker 3 (02:52:06):
But when you go pick them up at delis and stuff,
part of the reason why they taste so good is
they're just rotating in their own fat fat fat fat
eat me.

Speaker 4 (02:52:20):
You know, But Rick, is it not?

Speaker 9 (02:52:25):
Is it not ironic that everything, everything that tastes good,
appears to be bad for him, and everything that's good.

Speaker 4 (02:52:33):
For you has no taking. I'll tell you so, I'll
tell you what's.

Speaker 9 (02:52:36):
I'm worried about, Oprah, now that we're grilled.

Speaker 15 (02:52:38):
What's all that well?

Speaker 4 (02:52:39):
Because this year is good.

Speaker 3 (02:52:40):
I put everybody in front of them, and they wanted
to fringer it over wrote issary and said, if anybody
in that group got you, it was it was it was.

Speaker 4 (02:52:46):
It was the bird and.

Speaker 15 (02:53:01):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 16 (02:53:26):
I mean, don't miss the debut right here on January sixth,
twenty twenty five. Details at Rickbridgessshow dot com.

Speaker 4 (02:53:44):
Speedy.

Speaker 9 (02:53:44):
I know we were talking in the break and I
know that Adler had a problem where he lives with
a was it a homeless man living in the alley
behind him.

Speaker 3 (02:53:55):
Well, you know, well, you know, I was on vacation
last week, and so I've just heard bits and pieces
of this problem. Uh, but yeah, it would be nice
to get an update. I know he gave the kickoff
following an update last week. Maybe see if he has
handled this problem.

Speaker 4 (02:54:12):
He's our TV former intern. Yes, here he comes with
his hat on backwards like st how'd you describe him before?

Speaker 3 (02:54:24):
Greg?

Speaker 7 (02:54:24):
The women's pet, the men and the man's Yeah, people
say that about me all the time.

Speaker 3 (02:54:30):
Here he is.

Speaker 4 (02:54:31):
Look at him, by the way, I have like four
of these hats.

Speaker 7 (02:54:34):
Yeah, and I think I keep seeing him around here
and I think, oh, there's my hat, because I go
home and then there's like three more hats.

Speaker 4 (02:54:41):
Another hat. Yeah, so what is that hat?

Speaker 3 (02:54:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 27 (02:54:45):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (02:54:49):
Is it talladega or talladega? Because I'm always said tallaga.
I've always said talladega. I go dega. Rick says, tell
a diga like we always said it. That's how the
local said talladega, talladigga. Take out talladega.

Speaker 7 (02:55:04):
Okay, I'll just say dega deega, degaga bay.

Speaker 4 (02:55:09):
But yeah, that's what that's all right? So give me
this last week boy, I missed so much last week.
Do you know, Bubba that we.

Speaker 3 (02:55:15):
Went to lunch and I said, for this entire lunch,
from start to finish, I want you all to go
through everything I missed.

Speaker 4 (02:55:22):
And I will say it took the whole lunch. You
probably had to have dessert. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:55:27):
And one of them was the fact that Adler, you
know how he is. He's a great neighbor. Uh and
uh he says he's having some issues with a back
alley or somewhere around your house.

Speaker 4 (02:55:37):
Well, what's going on?

Speaker 7 (02:55:38):
I live in an apartment building. I live in a
three story apartment building. It's a U shaped building and
it's not connected. Anything's free standing, so there are alleys
on either side. On one side there's a Uh. I
think it's almost like a retirement home. There's a lot
of people. I think pretty much everybody there has some
kind of an assistance.

Speaker 4 (02:55:58):
And is that where you live?

Speaker 3 (02:55:59):
That's not where I Liveils in the bathroom an emergency.

Speaker 4 (02:56:05):
Let's not make fun of handrails.

Speaker 7 (02:56:09):
But I don't know what the deal is. I mean,
there's there are a lot of people. Uh, some people
can walk and some people have like chairs and stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:56:17):
She's an assisted living. Yeah, you've never seen one of them. Well,
it's just confusing because they don't say it. Doesn't say
it on the how did you enrolled in an assisted living?
I don't live there. It's next to my building.

Speaker 7 (02:56:29):
Next to my building, by the way, there's this one
lady who does not have legs, and she will be
doing her wheelchair thing and she'll be going very very
slowly on the sidewalk and I will offer to help her,
and she'll just look at me, look at me with
the biggest smiling face and say, no, I'm just exercising,
which I think is the coolest thing.

Speaker 4 (02:56:48):
Ever, what are you trying to help her? I was
gonna help push her on the chair, I mean, just
the biggest smiling to get her a seat.

Speaker 3 (02:57:01):
She said, Guys, won't you won't you let Kevin pull
her the way he does you on your escaping thought
about it?

Speaker 4 (02:57:07):
Hey about it? Hey, he doesn't have a break. You
get skat and hold her and he could pull y'all.

Speaker 5 (02:57:12):
Kevin.

Speaker 4 (02:57:13):
Kevin did jump up on one person on a wheelchair
one time.

Speaker 9 (02:57:17):
Do you think she was exercising or she was just
scared by adding he thought he was.

Speaker 7 (02:57:21):
Some priminal she's like on pushing me into a man.
You know, I think she was really I see her
all the time now and now I know. Okay, don't
offer to help. I don't know no game, Greg.

Speaker 5 (02:57:32):
But I do.

Speaker 4 (02:57:32):
I do yell like good. He thought he knew better
than he does. He said, what's her name? I don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:57:38):
There's a person.

Speaker 4 (02:57:42):
It's a twelve story building. There's a lot of people.
Would hurt you to ask somebody's name. Make her day? Okay,
have you entered eaced yourself? That would be good? Well,
so you ignore her? Do you ignore because she has
no legs? Because she's older, which makes me uncomfortable. I'm
just trying to get the bottom I offered by the
bad guy. I offered to help push her, and he said,
I'm fine. Are you the cramer of your apartment comp

(02:58:02):
a little bit? Yes, the assisted living.

Speaker 9 (02:58:06):
But he's calling an apartment. I'm wondering where he really lives.
Are you the one that lives in the alley.

Speaker 4 (02:58:11):
Behind the as? Have you spun this around?

Speaker 20 (02:58:17):
Ken?

Speaker 7 (02:58:17):
Kevin did jump up on a guy in a wheelchair
one time. And this gentleman cannot speak. He has like
a speak and say thing where He's like, I sell
I sell candy and gum. There's candy behind my chair
and it's but Kevin jumped up on this guy. And

(02:58:44):
I've never seen this guy make any sounds because he
speaks through the box thing.

Speaker 4 (02:58:50):
I've never seen a mak any sounds.

Speaker 7 (02:58:52):
But Kevin jumped up on him and he freaked out
and he was like a dog scream.

Speaker 4 (02:58:58):
He screamed weird. It's like, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
It's a weird form of pat Then what did he say?
Did he give you some computer after that? Did he
He's just said I sell candy and gum. So he
went back to old button number one. He pushes it. Ever,
if you feel anyone walks past, did you feel obligated
to buy candy and gum? And I would have I
would have felt terrible securely facts of gum and I'm talking. Yeah,

(02:59:24):
he was scared. He attacked by If you've seen Kevin,
he looks, Yeah, Kevin does look me. It's like a dingo.
But he's very nice. Yeah, but that guy didn't know that.
He didn't know that. I know, I got I got
a terrible question. Kevin's fifty fifty pounds or so young.

Speaker 3 (02:59:38):
Yes, so the fifty pound dog jumps on somebody, especially
if you can a man in a wheelchair at that
can't even communicate.

Speaker 9 (02:59:44):
If you have a dog that aggressively comes towards you,
you want to be cautious. And if you can't turn
and run, you would be more cautious because you're kind
of you're kind of hung, you know.

Speaker 4 (02:59:54):
Really scared. Do you wait to just tell me you
found so bad you're laughing about it. I'm gonna I'm
gonna buy some candy and gum from you, sir. I
will buy.

Speaker 7 (03:00:13):
I'm proud of your entrepreneurial spirit. I'm pretty sure it's
illegal because you do it right outside the store, but
I will still buy.

Speaker 9 (03:00:18):
What kind of what kind of candies you got?

Speaker 7 (03:00:22):
This is the same kind of candid that's inside the
store that he's standing out, So get melt down.

Speaker 4 (03:00:27):
And what's his price compared to the store. I think
I think it's it's competitive.

Speaker 7 (03:00:33):
He's so do you think Kevin was being friendly or
he wanted candy? Totally friendly and he wanted to lick
the guy's face. Got panic. Kevin's a liquor. I cannot
break him of that. I will drive me insane. You
guys feel me.

Speaker 4 (03:00:47):
I hope you aren't. What's the just saying candy? I
sell candy and gum. That voice had a computer voice.

Speaker 6 (03:00:56):
It is.

Speaker 4 (03:00:56):
It's more computer than Actually that's doing. I mean that's
hot take. He's got a great setup. He's got a
great setup. How many options messed it up? I sell
candy and gun. I think.

Speaker 3 (03:01:10):
Best description you've just given me walking down the streets
like a bad dream of all things?

Speaker 4 (03:01:16):
Actually got audio do? I live in Birmingham.

Speaker 29 (03:01:19):
I sell candy and gum.

Speaker 7 (03:01:20):
It's exactly what it sounds like. It is in the
back of my It's in the back of my setup.
It doesn't save setup. But I forget what exactly said.

Speaker 4 (03:01:28):
But he's seriously he pushes it every time I walk past.

Speaker 7 (03:01:31):
I'll be going to the grocery store trying to sell
myself candy and I need to buy some candy and
gum from this guy, even if it's not good.

Speaker 4 (03:01:37):
Came out trying to work. Yeah, considering Kevin nearly dumped
him over. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna do that. You think
he's really selling crack and he just calls it candy
and gum. Greg, I think so I'm just trying to
covers I actually have what he said here.

Speaker 29 (03:01:50):
I sell candy and gum. It is in the back
of my setup. Get that dang dog off of me.

Speaker 7 (03:02:00):
So I live in an apartment downtown Birmingham, and there's
a building next to mine and stuffshborhood, twelve story building,
and uh, there's an alleyway in between that's very dark
and very sketchy alleyway straight up.

Speaker 4 (03:02:14):
When I first moved the.

Speaker 7 (03:02:15):
Living well, yeah, yeah, I would like them to see
them clean. I would like to see them clean.

Speaker 9 (03:02:19):
Alley, revitalized area in more.

Speaker 4 (03:02:21):
Ways than one.

Speaker 7 (03:02:22):
I would like to see them clean up that area.
But when I first moved in there, I honestly when
I now, I don't care. I'll walk down all the time.
But when I first moved in, I kind of bow
up as I was walking down, you know, kind of
check about my surroundings and stuff.

Speaker 4 (03:02:33):
But at some point.

Speaker 7 (03:02:36):
You make somebody in a wheelchair pretty high the odds
I'm gonna meet somebody got two stories and both of
his neighbors have been in the wheelchair.

Speaker 4 (03:02:45):
That's a good point.

Speaker 7 (03:02:46):
But yeah, pointing out the odds here, I'm very much
you could volunteer at this place. I really should. In fact,
I thought about going and doing some mich acousta.

Speaker 4 (03:02:53):
You won't even buy Kendy gum. You're not doing anything.
You just give a lip service. A dog thumps him over,
and you won't even buy Kenny gun. He didn't, don't
come over.

Speaker 7 (03:03:01):
I said, I'm gonna do an acoustic show for all
the people at in the building next to me.

Speaker 4 (03:03:05):
I've been thinking about it for like a year. Now
I'm gonna do it. What would he say during the
acoustic show, Hey, thank you for coming out.

Speaker 7 (03:03:13):
No, but seriously, I think I need a Moultary game
camera because of the problem with this alley instead.

Speaker 29 (03:03:19):
Of play free bird, help me up.

Speaker 4 (03:03:23):
That's exactly that's a good one. That's good.

Speaker 7 (03:03:35):
And I heard they were gonna clean the alley yet
and they went down there and they said, somebodys dog's
been in here, some dogs. I need a multary game
camera because to monitor this alleyway. Because a homeless person
that is not in the wheelchair, and he's not has
doesn't have anything to do with the two buildings we've
been doing. He doesn't sell candy of a gum. Homeless
guy's using the alleyway as his restroom, and it's.

Speaker 29 (03:03:56):
Not who is taking the dump in the alley way.

Speaker 4 (03:04:01):
That neighbor. Uh so, yeah, we're gonna crack. I'm amazed
by the technology.

Speaker 5 (03:04:08):
I want to know.

Speaker 4 (03:04:09):
I mean, he's basically has the wheelchair version of the instant.
He really does. He's got a great set up. How
many I mean, how many bucks?

Speaker 6 (03:04:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:04:16):
I gotta check it out.

Speaker 3 (03:04:17):
Can we can we take a break to stay on
time and come back and talk about this alley a
little bit more because I'm we.

Speaker 4 (03:04:23):
Got a little sidetrack. That's the real problem. It's right.

Speaker 3 (03:04:25):
Yeah, we need to help counsel him. And you could
just get a mime and a juggler down there to
this crowd. I want to just come see where you live.
I want to experience.

Speaker 4 (03:04:35):
I'm intrigued. We could have a patio party. I got
a sweet patios. I'm not giving you enough. I'm gonna
buy some candy and guns. We could we could come
over there and cook out, make your girlfriend.

Speaker 15 (03:04:47):
Oh he's ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 6 (03:05:02):
Now.

Speaker 3 (03:05:06):
The emails have now been forwarded to us by Scott
the tech guy from our Parents on Fox and Friends.
By the way, Toby Keith joins us next hour. Some
of you will hear that today, others it will not
be until your first hour tomorrow morning. So be sure
you're making note to catch that if you're in that situation. Uh,
I've got there's a number of them. I got three
here that I think would be in our freaking email segment.
Then you know, there comes a time.

Speaker 4 (03:05:29):
I just love thee so much.

Speaker 3 (03:05:30):
I love topics like this because it allows us to
purge members of the audience that frankly shouldn't be there anyway.
And uh, and so there has been some purging taking place. Now,
did listeners get purged over the fact that they disagree
with us politically? Are people being purged over the fact
that they don't like the statements of faith that we make?

(03:05:52):
Are people leaving the program because they don't like my
family's response to what happened to us in January? Now
they're leaving because they think we're being mean about eleven
year old boy shooting a wild pig. Right, that's that's
the that's the big topic that has been so divisive today. Alright, Bubba,

(03:06:23):
these some of these and I'm gonna save the shortest
ones in the last because this former listener says it
all this and it's about a two liner, but it
says everything you need to know. But but there's more
than a more fun So let's get to those first.

Speaker 6 (03:06:39):
Bubba.

Speaker 4 (03:06:39):
This one directed at me here. Uh, yeah, you're gonna
read it.

Speaker 3 (03:06:43):
Oh, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna read the the
the profanity in it, but I'm gonna read for it.

Speaker 4 (03:06:47):
Rick, you're the pig.

Speaker 3 (03:06:52):
If you would shove your fat blank away from the
dinner table sooner, they wouldn't have to kill as many
animals to feed the people that you're so concerned about.
You know, that is a point. There's no time on
how many pigs that I myself consume on a monthly basis.
For you, Rick to state it was only a stupid
pig shows your true ignorance to animal cruelty, and it

(03:07:13):
is unacceptable. You are as much part of the problem
as the kid by stating it's okay to shoot an
innocent animal and let it suffer and die. By the way,
by all counsel, last time I checked the law, it
is okay to shoot in this animal if you're hunting,
and he broke no hunting law.

Speaker 4 (03:07:30):
By the way, it is.

Speaker 3 (03:07:31):
Okay, I shot a few last year, plan on shooting
some more this year. Uh you know what, And I
try to make a good shot where they don't suffer,
but they do die. And it is this whole thing
about you leave it there to bleed out. Well, yeah,
that's the most peaceful way to let the animal die.
As a matter of fact, I want to get up
and chase it. I'm going to share something with y'all
that will shock all of you today, animal rights lovers

(03:07:53):
who let pets be euthanized daily down to the humane society.
And you think y'all come up with this very civil
way to put them to sleep. You ever seen a
dog get put to sleep? You'd much rather see one
gets shot in the head. Okay, I assure you. Shooting
him in the head, he dies a much more peaceful
death than he does at the VP.

Speaker 4 (03:08:10):
But we'll move on. So you don't think you're gonna
win them back with that rate.

Speaker 3 (03:08:14):
Well, you know what, you know what, I pardon me
if I have to tell the truth sometimes, but anyway, well,
you know, if your remarks are childish and inappropriate. Now,
of course, thinking that a child is not more important
than a pig. Childish about that. I'm childish and inappropriate
to think it's only a pig. It's okay to shoot
it and let it, let it suffer for a kid's

(03:08:35):
own fun. This kid, as well as you, are accountable
for your actions. Now that I know you're staying on
animal cruelty, I will no longer listen to this show.

Speaker 4 (03:08:44):
Let me tell you this. You haven't been listening very long.
This has been a running thing with me for fourteen years. Well,
that's the point. On most of these they always put that, like, ah,
take that.

Speaker 3 (03:08:53):
Well, you know what if you if you disagree, if
you disagree with my stance that animal life is superior
to I mean, it's inferior to human life, and a
human's life is more important in a pig's shooting of
a pig is not like shooting a human. If you
disagree with that, you're gonna disagree with me for the
rest of the time you're with me. So there's one.

(03:09:14):
And by the way, it's funny how people are supposed
to be so.

Speaker 9 (03:09:17):
Loving, open minded, open minded, you.

Speaker 3 (03:09:21):
Know, curse you an email that wasn't very nice, by
the way, and it is not very emotional or bleeding heart.
You know you had an opportunity to show me how
I should act, and all you did was reduce yourself
to my evil ways. Next, gentlemen, I'm afraid that after
this morning will no longer be listening to your show.
It's not because the animal rights issue that ruined the

(03:09:42):
show this morning, but you're general cocky.

Speaker 4 (03:09:45):
Everyone's wrong but us attitude.

Speaker 3 (03:09:47):
Quite honestly, I find your intolerance for those who don't
believe exactly as you do offensive and completely at odds
with the faith you profess. I always love that one.
It's no wonder that don Want's leaving. It is no
wonder how has he stood it this long. I would
imagine that most of your intelligence staff will leave eventually.

(03:10:10):
As such, narrow minded views tend to offend those with
reasonable sensibilities.

Speaker 4 (03:10:16):
I guess that leads you're stuck with Rick, Bubb and Speedy.
That's right at this time.

Speaker 3 (03:10:22):
I just don't feel your show is suitable for children
or family listening.

Speaker 4 (03:10:25):
Oh yes, well, enjoy the other shows out there, ma'am.
Or will sor are you taught like a woman? I
thought you were, hopefully hopefully tough enough. A little bit
will we need you.

Speaker 3 (03:10:38):
Hopefully you'll adjust your opinions accordingly so that you'll once
again be fun and entertaining. But for now, the constant
preaching on politics is too depressing to listen to a
day on the daily basis my sympathies and God bless
I like that tone of damp and have a nice day,
and God bless your I mean I've just tore you

(03:10:59):
in you and God bless you. But anyway, I've just said, yeah, yeah,
this show's not very family friendly. I like all the
other choices out there, aren't they great for your family?
Enjoy those? You may have to be like me when
in search for a children's show last night, I had
to go to Swift Family Robinson from Walt Disney from

(03:11:19):
nineteen sixty. By the way they prayed when they got
on the beach, was the last time you saw that?
And here's the one that really sums up the animal people.

Speaker 4 (03:11:26):
And this is it once and for.

Speaker 3 (03:11:27):
There's nothing really to add. Hey, Rick, do you kick
your dog to well? Not if they don't need it, right, huh,
I mean not for no reason?

Speaker 5 (03:11:35):
Right?

Speaker 3 (03:11:35):
Animals are much better people than we will ever be. Well,
go ahead and rad it hopefully Fox won't air you again.
You suck and show does your show. I'll do my
best to prevent it. Animal lover, rude people like you,
hater God, bless And here's a person, here's a person
who kneels down and worships animals. Animals are better people

(03:11:59):
than we will will ever be. That's a dangerous person
right there.

Speaker 9 (03:12:02):
Okay, Animals are better people people, it's been hard, better
than people will ever be. Animals are better, are much
better than people will ever be. Animals number one, people
number ten.

Speaker 4 (03:12:15):
I told y'all, am I.

Speaker 3 (03:12:16):
Following that, a lot of you having to read it
over and listen, a lot of y'all thought I exaggerated
some of these animal crazies. This is one that totally
it means they think animals are better than people. I mean,
there it did, and and and the blasphemy of that

Speaker 15 (03:12:47):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba