December 27, 2024 - Rick & Bubba Show

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Ring ringing bulking Bubba past the grave. It please ringing,
bubaking bubb Oh. It brings me to my knees king
Bulk against Don Another.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
The Rick Burgess Show is coming. Don't miss the debut
right here on January sixth, twenty twenty five. Details at
Rick Burgessshow dot com.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Welcome to the Coach Past Control Best of Rick and
Bubba's Show. I will be hosting today. This is my
last day to host. We got one more week left
of best of Bits. Speedy will take thank You home.
We'll be back January sixth with the Rick Burgess Show.
Until then, like we've been doing all week past couple
of weeks, we trying to play some of the best
from the past. We've had a great time over thirty

(01:11):
one years. We got a lot to choose from. Like
say Speeding normally does the way back ones because he's
more familiar with him. I might'll be current to within
at least the last fifteen years. I used to hang
right in that area. I'm more familiar with those. And
then sometimes I'll just reach and grab one just because
the title is kind of interesting, and you know, I
do that a lot, and this is kind of one

(01:32):
of those right here. Not sure what this is about.
It's labeled you know the group Men at Work from
the eighties, that was a great eighties band. Well, they
got sued over the flute solo and I come from
a landown under, I think, so we're going to comment
on it. So let's just see what's happening here on
the best of Rick and Bubba. We have a story
today about the eighties supergroup Men at Work. They have

(01:55):
it appears, had a ruling against them in a copyright
yeah case, and uh, Rick and Bubba contributor John Bird
is here today. When you listen to a number of
the Rick and Bubba intros and songs and all that,
most of those are done by the legendary John Bird,
and they're bird work. And we kind of brought Bird

(02:17):
in here today to help us on this story A
little bit speedy. Tell it appears that the the super
mega hit from minute Work, I come from a letting
down and h nineteen eighty three. Rick, it was a
good year. Yeah, it was, uh and the year was
nineteen eighty three, and now the and I remember learning
the song as a kid, Does I remember that little

(02:39):
kid's song Cooker Birl cuoker brool sits in the old
gum tree. Oh yeah, of the bushes he live, cuckle
berrel live, coober live. So the person the people who
have the rights of that song are claiming that the
cucka burrel flute solo is the same as is landown under. Well,
they didn't just claim it, they won. Uh so they
won yes a minute.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Work loll okay, copyright a lawsuit that said that they
took the song's flute solo from uh the cuoker burra
sits in the old gum tree. All right, so here listen,
listen to it real quick. Okay, that's what they're saying
they took. According to an Australian judge, they stole it

(03:22):
from the children's songs and h and now they might
have to fork over over sixty percent of the royalties taken.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Let me hear that.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Okay, the flute part sounds exactly like, yeah, one of
there maybe two notes, all right, goes d d d
d D dad d.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
That's it. But then I'm going, well, the copyright thing
should be more of a technical issue, not what we
think it sounds.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
All right, now here it is again, just listen to
just the flute in the old y in the old
we can.

Speaker 7 (04:07):
Do that.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
All right, now, Bert, when it comes to this kind
of stuff, because you have you parody songs all the time,
what are the rules I know in America? I mean
in there a certain amount of freedom you have to
copy a song. Or is the problem that they made
money off of the of this how you've heard it?

Speaker 8 (04:38):
Yeah, well, well, the way it is in the US,
it's roughly a measure that you can't take. You can't
take more than a measure of that. But a lot
of times and in this case you can hear that
it's nothing like it now. For instance, if if that
was actually a flute solo in an original recording that
likes those flutes, love them.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, so in your opinions and your opinion the land
doown under flute part doesn't sound like kirkerbird of you know.

Speaker 8 (05:09):
And if there was a solo like they're talking about,
if there was a solo in a children's song, you
you really can't copy a solo, you know, it's different
than a melody. A solo is is improvised. But like
I said, if you put that up against there the
part that Bubba sang at.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
The very end. It's about it's about the only single
please had a flute here, said Greg. This is a keyboard. Everyone. Look,

(05:49):
there's only so many everything, and you're gonna have one.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
It sounds the third time you hear it when he plays.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
It all, Yeah, wouldn't you say? Though? Look obviously, like listen,
can you you say? Obviously the first part of our
solo sounds nothing like it. We got a part of
the solo that sounds like cooker burrow Well. John said.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
It becomes a technical issue, and it depends I don't
know Australian law. I mean here in the US you
tell over a whole lot more because I mean we
have songs that are sampled, We have songs that and
and you have a whole another category. If you're under
parody or satire, you can do all kinds of things
with it.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Which is what you do for us, right. But you
remember though, in sampling though, I mean mc hammer had
to end up paying Rick James. Yeah, yeah, they determined that.

Speaker 6 (06:31):
That was the that was the same music, but there
was He just changed the world.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
But but what I'm saying, if you sample somebody's music,
you don't get to do that. You have to pay
them to sample theirs some agreement with Doubt Doubt the
Minute Works. Also upset with Larry Platt. They said they
stole this from him.

Speaker 9 (06:53):
They listen, listen, turns just like.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
That, sound like it.

Speaker 10 (07:13):
Like that?

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Hold your mouth, turn hit the ground? Are you thinking
of a ricking bubba parody songs of pants on the
ground yet? Oh yeah, that's in the hopper. As I
like to say, let it be, Let it be is
Greg's pants. Whoever ruled on this is absolutely nuts. Chris
and Florence. Chris, welcome to the program. How are you, buddy,

(07:36):
I'm pretty good. Hey man, what's up? Uh?

Speaker 11 (07:39):
Well, I was just gonna call and maybe clarify some
stuff about the copyright law.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
You know, what do you do, Chris? What do I do?

Speaker 11 (07:46):
Well, I'm a I'm actually a student at the University
of North Alabama music industry student.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Well, bring it on.

Speaker 11 (07:54):
And basically, as far as I know the law, as
far as parody goes, a parody can do anything as
long as it's targe. It's the song that is parding.
You can make it sound as a lie as you
want to. But as far as just in frishment goes,
if it's like more than two measures. That's about the
that's usually of the baseline for infrishment. If it's two

(08:14):
measures worth of stuff that they stole and they can
prove that it's substantially similar, then they pretty much got
a case.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Okay, but we don't know what Australian law is. But
could that be something?

Speaker 11 (08:25):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Could there be some parallel thinking here and nobody stole anything?
It just sounds no. I believe min at Work had
that album full of music and they needed one more cut,
and that guy goes, have you heard that Cookabreo song?
It's an awesome riff. Let's change the words. Now, we've
written thousands of songs. Can we need to rip off
a child song to have a hit? Can I tell
you now that I've.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
Heard the original that's in that's in other things too,
that she used in a lot of things.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Bubba, sixty percent of the royalties made off that ridiculously,
that's a lot of money. Hey, are you taking a
solo out of twelve second?

Speaker 8 (08:54):
That's a twelve second segment and they're going to give
them sixty percent Because I'm I think for most of
those guys, that's probably.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
The only only income they got.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
Now the freaking out work of course that that lead
singer had that eye. It was kind of cocked off
to the side. And you used to give me the creeps. Yeah,
you couldn't.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Sneak up on him, but.

Speaker 12 (09:14):
He had you anyone.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
You know how you have things stick in your mind
about you know. You know what sticks in my mind
is they were in concert. It was on TV. It
was on TV. They were in concert. I'll never forget
this stick in your mind. You know, things just stick
in your mind. They went out direct. Yeah, they took
they took a map. They took a map of the Earth,

(09:38):
and before they did this song, they were in America
and everybody's going crazy, and they said they took the
map and turned it upside down. They said, now we're
back in the land down Under and they went into
the song and everybody went crazy. You don't know why
that stuck in my life?

Speaker 13 (09:48):
Out of it.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
And what did he say?

Speaker 10 (09:52):
And he just.

Speaker 13 (10:00):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
The story from the La Times say that when your
mother told you not to pour an entire container soy
sauce on your bowl of white rice, you had a reason.
Apparently too much soy sauce can really be dangerous. A
nineteen year old Virginian went into a coma and almost
died after drinking a quart of soy sauce. So what

(10:42):
on earth would possess someone who's not a professional sushi
eater to consume so much soy A dare? Of course, Greg,
And this is right, Greg, Greg and his food there
food dars, Greg.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
I said, neold have killed the person who would have
thought that. Though, Greg, this sounds just like you. I know,
there's so much soy sauce. It started to seizure. Uh
and like Bubba said, he rain in a calm but
except for three days and then woke up on his
own all off of a.

Speaker 6 (11:11):
There yes, said he suffered a medical condition I can't pronounce.
It's caused by too much salt in the blood. If
the salt causes the brain to lose water, shrink and
bleed A.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Now a lot of salt, they say.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
This is the first person known to have overdosed deliberately
on high amounts of salt and survived without any neurological
problems that they can detect.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
So far, normal saut sauce for you, I touch you,
no more. It's salty, man, it's real salty. What is
that with the green cap on it?

Speaker 7 (11:42):
Now?

Speaker 6 (11:43):
That is that is less salt or lower sodium, But
it's still pretty salty.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
See. I dabble with soy sauce, but I don't like
a lot of it. Too salty. Too salty? Are shrimp?
I'll jump all over at shrimp sauce? So if I'm
doing Japanese love that trip.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
I don't know what's in that youm yum sauce where
you could dip anything and it'll take.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
That's what I'm talking about. He's kind of like a
thousand dressing. Yeah, yellowish, Yeah, that's good. Do you call
it young?

Speaker 13 (12:09):
Young?

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Do you love eggros much? You know why?

Speaker 6 (12:11):
Because it's young negros? I love gros love, I love eggros.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
I love it. I remember when I was a kid
on the salad man, I love it. I don't like that.
That looks like something through you on you on your plate.
It's uh, it's I don't want their salads. I love
the salads. I used to not like it. I eat it.
What about that one time soup and throw in there?

Speaker 7 (12:33):
I like it?

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Well, it's it's it's something, it's something to dabble with.

Speaker 6 (12:37):
What it looks like they you know, a chicken bathe
in its flavored water. Chick, it's like I ran the
water over the chicken. Got it up, you know the gros.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
But it's good.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
I'll drink, but true, I'm a little hot. You gotta
let it cool. I like the hot and sour sup really,
I'll tell you float when it. When I go to
the the sushi hibachi places, I pretty much love everything
in there.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
I can't go wrong. The soup's very watery. It's almost
like flavored water. They couple up though, Yeah, well get
your whiff lean over it? Are you do? You? Would you?
If you could only choose? And you have to forgive
me because I'll come off a whole weekend with my kids,
my boys. I don't have to do. You can my boys.
I don't play that game they live for and I

(13:25):
forget what they call it. But that's all they do
is sit there there and a lunch and they do scenarios. Okay, Dad,
would you rather be at the beach or at the lake?
And I'm like, son, I like both of them? But
which one? If you don't, don't use one? And they'll
do things like, Okay, if it was just one day lake,
if it was a weak beach, stuff like that. Yeah,
and they're they're constantly doing them and uh and it's

(13:46):
also I just got here with the odd right now.
If you had to have Japanese or Chinese and you
can only have one, what would it be? Now, what's
the difference? Well, the the Chinese is a different setup.
You got the hibachi grill for the for the what
places do I know? So you don't know what Chinese.
It would be like you having to choose from going
to that Chinese buffet we used to go to down
here at the Okay that versus going over to a

(14:08):
Japanese restaurant where the guys doing all this stuff. Right,
you have to choose that food.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
I'll probably go where the hibachi grill is. So you're Japanese, yeah,
I think so, But the others are good too. I mean,
I don't pass up here. I like the General's chicken now.
I don't don't get me wrong, I.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Prefer the the actual food ending up on my plate
of the Japanese. But I miss the Chinese eggros because
a lot of times, even if Japanese has an eggro
for you. So spring rolls, I don't like them as much, right,
I like the old classic, big old fat.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
You like them a little crunchy the better I figured
he use a crunch How are you guys on buffets?
Because you know, and the only reason I thought of
it as a Chinese buffet? Are y'all okay with buffets?
Because there's some people that are terrified.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Look at me and ask if I'm worried about a buffer? Right,
I think the fear of a buffet is unfounded. In
a waste of your fear of account. Yeah right now,
I've seen people run a buffet be afraid of us.

Speaker 6 (15:07):
Yeah, I've seen something get mad about it too much
for you?

Speaker 3 (15:10):
You now, it depends on how they're done. Well they
can you know they're a trough anyway, I have a trough.
I get that.

Speaker 6 (15:19):
I don't like the guy in front of me sneezing
as he's getting.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
I like the spit guard that helps they have hanging
over it. Yeah, but I saw Greg plastic roof. I
guess what, you're one of them. I thought I saw
Greg at a at a very famous buffet. Well, completely
have a melt down, and I understood what he said it.
I just didn't know he'd be so public with it.
He pitched a fit, couldn't he about how much a

(15:42):
guy stunk. It was up at the buffet. Yeah song,
We're gonna smell like an onion patch. And he was
just and I said, I can't eat. You stink so bad.
He ate that. He ate the guy told him, yeah,
you stink. He made a public I mean, I'm not
talking about kind of stump. God, this was shut the
place down. It was about four.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
That's a gang of them, and Greg, I'll tell you
that stink. You may be you may be shocked. But
but my dad, who was a very godly man and
had great compassion for people, You told me there's one
thing he absolutely could not stand, and that was somebody
that was not bathing. And when I used to inquire

(16:22):
about that, I said, well, now you're you're generous here,
you have tolerance here. But he said, there's rivers and
creeks everywhere.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
There's no excuse now, and soap don't cost really truthfully,
and your dad was is one of percent right on
that there really is no excuse for you not to
you know, there's no reason to spend. And they wouldn't stink.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
They just a guy who fought in the Philippines of
World War two.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Stink over anybody, anybody, Craig, you gotta that. You got
a tub all the way around. You just got to
go get it. Exactly what I'm saying is you've got
to make an effort to be clean and bore. I
didn't mean that the Philippine people stink. I didn't mean that,
but I got Filipino friends. I thought they don't think

(17:12):
about what is actually very World War two and you're
on the Philippines. They're saying, if you're in a military setup,
you probably got lost stinking, and.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
You're in an anti aircraft battery that's dealing with zero's
day in and day out.

Speaker 10 (17:25):
You know.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
But with them people that day, they faked me off
because they didn't look like they would stink. It was horrible.
It made me I smelled them and looked at the food,
and it made me speaking eature. The scene, Mom's finally
got everybody together. We're all having some family lunch thing
or something, and Greg makes the scene, shuts the whole
place down and says he can't because people stink too bad. No,
I you know what he you know what he might.

(17:47):
I just went the other way and kept scooping. Greg.

Speaker 6 (17:49):
You need to carry with you a little a little
bottle of that dead down wind stuff. I have tested
that on other things that smell bad. It's unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
It will wipe it out. And that's the difference. If
you've been working in the yard and you're on your
way of the shower and you look gamy, I get that.
This is day old baked. Don't stink. You went to
bed stinking, you got up stinking, you got your clothes
on the left. Let me you your thrown man. You've
really told us all we need to know. If you
refuse to eat, we understand that.

Speaker 13 (18:18):
Ut me down.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Chuck the whole buffet down. I felt like food.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Now, Bubby, you're saying, have dead down wind in your
pocket and then start spraying people at the buffet.

Speaker 6 (18:25):
Long If Greg is that tore up about it, I
might just get my wenday not looking at at it.

Speaker 13 (18:45):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Looking back over the week, and one thing I would
like to talk about those of you that go to
the beaches. You know there's always the warning flags, the
warning flags, different flags every day we were there, we
had great weather, We had yellow flag, purple flag, purple flag,
if I could, whoever's in charge of this, we need
more information. We got to have more than just marine life.

(19:29):
That's that's a very broad statement, right it is. Yeah,
what does that mean? Does that mean jellyfish? Does that mean?
Does that mean little fish that come up? And I
mean sharks? I really like to know that they do.

Speaker 6 (19:40):
They put a purple flag up just for little fish
and nibble at you. To me, purple means something in
the water bad.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Apparently not because we had no jellyfish, whether we had
no sharks that we that we saw, and all we
had were some fish in the water, schools of fish,
which led to another moment that my wife revealed again
that if it gets down to it, she will leave me.
You remember I told you this. This was early on.
We hadn't been very very long at all. We went
to that client trip that time to Collo.

Speaker 13 (20:07):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yeah, and we were snorkeling and I think it turned
out to be a giant grouper. You know how they
can get really really big. Yeah, one of those moved through.
I didn't see it. She did, and her fins were
popping me in the face, knocking my snorkel out as
she pushed me under to get to the boat. And
when she got in the boat, I looked at it.
I said, what's happened. She says, there's a giant fish
in there? And I said, what you left me? And

(20:28):
she goes, well, I had to hit in the boat.
And so so we're going out one of the earlier
mornings out there when it's kind of calm and the
water's clear, and the gulf is beautiful, and we're getting
in the water and we're having a good time and
we're talking. It's just the two of us out there
on the beach, and you know, you can see the
little fish here, and all of a sudden, this big,
dark mass starts moving and Cherry screams, runs out and

(20:52):
gets on the beach and leaves me in the water again.
I said, well, nothing's changed me, Mary, twenty one years
another has changed and she goes, I'm sorry, I mean
I can't. I said, honey, it's the school of bigger fish,
that's all this is. Yeah, it's a big school of
bigger fish. There's why would you see a black mass?
You got to get out of the water. But if
you see that, honey, say hey, husband, would you like
to leave the water with me? Would you would you

(21:12):
like to get the safety bed with me?

Speaker 6 (21:14):
By definition, a purple flag means dangerous marine life, something
you need to get out of the water.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Here's what I don't under there. Well, there's nothing there.

Speaker 14 (21:22):
I don't think. I don't think sharks. I could be wrong,
but according to what I've been reading, I don't think
sharks are included in.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
The purple I got their own warning. I don't know
if they have their own warning. But it doesn't mention
sharks in there.

Speaker 14 (21:32):
It says man of war, jellyfish a variety, and then
it says blue buttons, which is also a type of jellyfish,
and sea nettles. It doesn't say you would think it
would say. If it's list out those, you would think
it would say sharks.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
Well, I'm sure that this time there's probably so many
sharks at various times they'd wear the rope out trying
to put up and take down the flag.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Well, that's exactly you're right where we were. Whatever they
were warning us about on marine life, we never encountered. Okay,
because none of those things you mentioned we're in the water.
I mean we didn't. We weren't there a lot when
they're a good bit though. So then you get into
your plan with the big group. You have to get
into We're going to attempt to eat out one night. Okay,

(22:12):
what time did you go? Whoa you gotta be there?

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Five?

Speaker 9 (22:15):
Boy?

Speaker 6 (22:15):
I let my family pick their going time one time,
and after we'd sit there about an hour, they thought, well,
at four o'clock leaving time's not so bad after all,
is it.

Speaker 10 (22:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Two moments with the big group beach picture, which I'll
get to, and going out. We had a couple of things.
One of them was very smooth. It was very smooth,
and I appreciate the person I just called the place
we wanted to go. I said, let's talk about a
group of fourteen now. Once they stopped laughing, okay, yeah,
And I said, talk to me, and I'm gonna give

(22:45):
this to all of you that go to the beaches
or whatever. This is it that I didn't know the
idea I would have had this backward and they and
they saved us. This was July third. He said, do
not come tonight, no way. We said, no matter when
you come, Okay, come tomorrow, I said, fourth of July.
He said, believe it or not, that's our slowest. Not
we'll seat you with no problem. I said, you're slow

(23:06):
on fourth of July. He said, absolute.

Speaker 6 (23:08):
People are probably eating close to where they're staying, getting
ready for firework.

Speaker 14 (23:12):
He said, yes, so fourth of July is the best
day to go sight seeing. And I can see that
because you want to cook out and hang out.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yeah, I see that. Yeah, so so and so that did.
That worked out fine? Okay, Well then we started. You know,
you you grow tired a little bit to some degree,
you grow tired of the seafood. You're always eating fish.
And we had a we had a low country boil
at the at the house, which was great. I mixed
it up one night and did the hamburgers. Minor controversy

(23:40):
there when Mom and Greg got into it over where
they won't get the meat from and uh and and Greg.
Greg won, which I didn't think was possible, you know,
because it's you. It's hard to win against Mom. Now
keep in mind mom. You know, like I said, my
mom missed it a great opportunity to be Jewish. But okay,
because her she she does. Mom is as good as anybody. Well,

(24:02):
I guess I've just been overruled. Well, it doesn't matter,
it doesn't matter where we go. Just you know, I
guess I guess what, it doesn't matter what.

Speaker 7 (24:12):
You know.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
I thought we should have done that, but I'm not
in charge, you know, you know, and so so you
know you have you have that a little bit. So
they got into she dubless. She claimed that Greg told
her not to get meat from where we were gonna
get the meat from. Well, Greg, you said that that
that's not that there's something in that meat. And Greg's like, Mom,
I never I don't remember, car No. Now, what what
I'm saying is they don't cut the meat there. Okay,

(24:34):
but but it's closest and we're gonna get the other
stuff there. I think we're okay, we're only talking about
hamburgers here, so I can find you know, some ninety
three percent percent lean there. Well, I guess I've just
been overruled and so so so anyway, so we got
that done, you know what I mean, And all that
went smooth. And you know, of course now they'll cut

(24:55):
the gas off to the grill there at the beach house.
Kind of hard to find where it was turned on,
but I found it okay, So I thought it was
propane to think it wasn't. But but we worked all
that out. So we got it going and went on
the road and all that went fine. So then came
this weird moment. There is an Asian restaurant near where
we are and it gets rave reviews. I mean, some
people say it was the best meal they had the

(25:15):
whole time they were there. Now, so I started thinking
about that, and I thought that was kind of odd.
But so we decided that we would go there at
five on the nose when it opens. And it said
it was opened for lunch every day, but that didn't
seem to be consistent either, and it was.

Speaker 6 (25:33):
It didn't open till five.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Well it was. It was interesting. So we go in
and here comes the big fourteen. Okay, no one's there.
There's no one at the restaurant, not one person. Okay,
we're first, and I say, we'd like a can we
get fourteen? I said, and we'll go to two different tables.
That's fine, No, you have so many cool And I

(25:59):
was like, yeah, I know, I just but there's there's
no one here. Oh I don't I don't think I
don't know. We No, I don't think so so so no, no,
no to And I thought, gosh, they found out about Greg,
you know what I mean? And I thought, something's happened.
Are they made they know about the show? Maybe how
about this? Finally, finally, this is their turn to get

(26:22):
me back, you know what I mean. And I'm like,
I'm I'm you're not having no reservation And I said, oh,
I'm sorry, you'll have to have reservations. Well I had
checked and it just said opens at five or if
you want to get a reservation, because most of these
kind of places that operate say we don't do reservations.
You just come here and good good luck to you,
you know what I mean. Yeah, first gun first and
I said, well, there's there's not anybody here, no you.

(26:45):
And then they then another person comes out. Can I
help you? Yeah? We table fourteen, let me see and
they go in. They come back. No, we can't know, okay,
And now dad shuffling, you start doing this thing, hands
like this, How come we can't sit down? Well Dad?
Then Dally, they don't it's talking loud enough for them,

(27:06):
of course. Well, hey, I mean, you know, and I
can't say all the things, you know, I mean, there's
tables everywhere. Let's let's sit down. And now kids are
getting in chair say dad, no, no, you don't you no,
you had too many. And I'm like, well, but but
there's no one here, you know what I mean. Do
you find yourself talking Asian bad? I did? One time
I said, well, we don't have a renovation. I call

(27:26):
you say not my rivation, you know, and so you no,
you can't, No, you'll come back tomorrow. I'm like, okay,
what tomorrow? Like same time. You know we open for
lunch tomorrow. Okay, y'all want to just try to do
this for lunch. And I don't know what we're gonna do. Now,
you'll know, you'll go you had too many, You'll go okay.

(27:47):
And I thought, gosh, they remember you and me from
the buffett. We don't know we had not fish for everybody?
Too many and go back outside and come in in
groups before. Yeah, then we started wondering they run out
of food. You know what I mean that you know
they see I don't know, and you got some of
these boise eery beach on mine. I'm like, I'm so sorry.
I really didn't know this was that big a deal.

(28:08):
I apologize, you know, we're not far from here. We'll
we'll come back. So then we get out the next day.
So they really didn't let you know, you'll go, you'll
go something. No, I see you all you eat? You
take them, somebody get ice cream something. But by the way,
we were in Heaven our house. You could walk to
an ice cream place and what kind was every kind,
a billion flavors. It was just a Mom and Pop

(28:31):
supream rig and it was fantastic. We must it was
you know what I said. It was not beat on
a cruise ship. Just go get ice cream. And it
was seemed to be able to open it all the time,
and they'd actually serve you.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
So anyway, was it a hand dep yes, will they
roll it up?

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 6 (28:45):
And a single scoop like a double oh yeah, but
they put one in there just to have a good base.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Yeah. So so so this is when it got weirder.
It clearly says open for lunch every day, eleven thirty
to two thirty. Clearly says that Monday through Friday. So
we get out, we ride the box and says, I
tell well, let's let's just sit that for lunch. Okay,
we go up. There's nobody there, I mean during the lunchtime,
and on and on the door. We opened to day
at five, no lunch, and I thought, my gosh, our

(29:12):
family has called. No one to building here anymore. They've
shut the whole place now, you know. It's like it
just all of a sudden, it just wasn't open. And
it was the weirdest experience. And so then the next
night we get there and I kid you not, it
was four fifty eight. Okay, first try again. First of all,
they said, we put you down to my reservation. You'll
come back. Okay, we call you, we call you, make

(29:34):
sure reservation good. But they never called us, and we
kept calling and no one would ever answer. You don't
like that, you'll leave message we call back, you know,
And so we never could get it. So we show up.
I kid you not. The first person we encountered you early.
We're like, it's four fifty eight. I mean, this is
not really early. No, you'll your reservation not till five. Yeah, yeah,

(29:56):
I got you. I mean, if we'll just talk another second,
I think we're there.

Speaker 6 (30:00):
I mean, I mean, by the time you get a
handful of menus that's gonna be time.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
What's the weirdness experience? None, you don't console early? That
not really, that's not that early. But yeah, what times
on are you in it?

Speaker 15 (30:15):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (30:17):
That's just Central time, right, I mean right? But then
we eventually sat down and the meal was fantastic. It
was wonderful food. Did you eat too much?

Speaker 6 (30:26):
You want my act go?

Speaker 3 (30:27):
We don't have no more other people lost high.

Speaker 13 (30:30):
We don't Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
I hope you're enjoying the Best of Fricking Bubba Show
thirty one years worth. We have a lot of guests
coming by the studio, comedians, actors, all singers. One of
our favorites, John Morgan. He's from Louisiana and he's got
a lot of energy and we have a great time
every time he's here. Let's check it out as he
weighs in on the marriage book on the best of
Rick and Bubba, the Pride of the State of Louisiana.

Speaker 16 (31:10):
It is John Morgan. John, how you been brother? You know,
you know, seriously, seriously, I walk into your studio. This
is like coming into the Winfred Lobby.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Yo. Yeah, you got some nice food. Over there. Good
looking people here. You know, look look at this audience.
Somebody to grab your suit case. Wonderful. You tell you
gotta get right in front of it, did you see?
Don't look fine? You go here, get in there behind it, John,
What you're talking? Right here? Y'all right here?

Speaker 17 (31:34):
Time?

Speaker 3 (31:35):
They haven't did anything. Look, you know, sometimes no offense,
but a lot a lot of shows you go on.
They got cheap stuff. You gotta get up the big stuff.
You get right up in. It's like being the record
you remember when you did recording studio stuff. That's what
we got right Well, you said, okay, I can't see
you not so much there. We don't want our next

(31:55):
guest to get a swine from.

Speaker 16 (31:59):
He may get a little crumpy fema, but it ain't
gonna get no swine from Louiana.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
That stuff don't even live down there. Mosquita just suck
it out of you. Well, John, how you been? I'm out?
But is that a rag puzzon cause you got on me.
I'm good, man, I'm good. I'm on the road. You know,
I'm still married, by the grace of God and uh

(32:23):
stranger stories. My children are doing fine. You know, I'm
in a confusion state right now.

Speaker 16 (32:29):
You know, I don't know whether to to uh go
ahead and and and jump the line and become Muslim
or or move to California. But either way, you look
like you get the free bail out coming pretty soon,
you know what I mean? And if y'all gonna pay
for it, I really don't care.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Tell you so you'll take the money.

Speaker 6 (32:45):
I take the money, Yeah, I take the money. We
were talking about late night shows. Could you imagine John
Morgan with his own it never happened.

Speaker 16 (32:53):
You gotta have funny looking hair or jaw that protrudes
like a football field.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
So either way, I ain't gonna make it. Your energy
energy would be to try to catch that.

Speaker 9 (33:02):
Well.

Speaker 16 (33:02):
You know, the truth of the matter is I wouldn't
do really well with you know, with with celebrities that
that are on that tree hugging bandwagon.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
I'm not really good on all of that. You want
to debate them. I even tell people that in my show.
You know, if you you you know you moved to Wisconsin.

Speaker 16 (33:15):
If you believe this against Warma, you know they don't
put cheese on their head because they excited about the
football team. That's really the only thing they found keep
their head won. And I'm a little tired about the
world right now. You know, I live and listening to
y'all all morning, and I understand a lot of things
that the people going on. But you know, you ever
notice we go globally with everything we talk about. You
I'm with you on that and how, what, how.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Where and when? But really we did this, you know,
we voted, we put this, you know, gentleman in you
know what?

Speaker 8 (33:42):
Who I know?

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Did you see that? Sadies and go get the tabathco. Look,
I'm not trying to say he's high energy, but I
don't know. I y'all saw this one time, Robin Williams said,
John Morgan wars about you had the nurse's out. You
ain't gotta go to work your girl? Whin you ship?

(34:04):
How you like the studio? Honis? They're beautiful?

Speaker 16 (34:06):
My god, one lady got hurt ankle high swee you
how you don't bless your heart, bless your heart.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Got some crutches. She can't run.

Speaker 16 (34:13):
That'd be my second wife right that you can't run.
I just don't you know, Look, look, look, look inward.
When we talk about these difficulties, you know you just
had people vote in a trillion dollar spending package. Now, seriously, man,
they didn't even read this thing.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 16 (34:26):
Three hundred fifty million dollars to study sexually transmitted diseases?

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Are you serious? And let mexpace them to you? You
got one of them diseases? Scratch, we get back to
you in a recession right now? You know what I'm saying.
You can't you gonna ca me ball out that money
like that?

Speaker 17 (34:41):
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (34:43):
And it what makes it? Headlines?

Speaker 16 (34:44):
Michael Phelps gonna burn a little, you know. But whatever
the case may be, I don't want him to do
it either. But I don't know if he was smoking
popa rea or something like that. I don't know if
you're in the hell she said, hope, but he got
red eyes. We swims in chlorine.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
You can't help it. You get tired of this. I
just you gotta look inward. You know.

Speaker 16 (34:59):
If we reelect himy to be just like New Orleans
reelecting Nagin. You understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
I didn't be. No.

Speaker 16 (35:04):
Can you believe that I love it when I travel around?
Then if George but don't like you know, black people
will Evidently he didn't like white people because goost Off
tore my roof off. You left twelve people low sea level.
You got a category of five hurricane coming up behind it.
You might want to put one foot in front of
the other.

Speaker 17 (35:23):
Moved.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
You know, two streets away. Portress was dry. They come
up the other way, the other way. I like that.
I like the ones who would stop and said, how
come the government hadn't send anybody. Here's an idea. If
you haven't found water and food, keep walking.

Speaker 7 (35:38):
You got you? They stop?

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Now listen.

Speaker 16 (35:40):
You all love Fox because I listened to Fox all
the time. Please understand that I love Fox. But Shepard Smith,
I'm serious, man, he's talking about these people need water.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Shep you, holding five gallons of kent would give them
a sip, just a little sip. I ain't asking him
to bring a whole thing out. Dad, You know what
I mean.

Speaker 16 (35:55):
You ain't got to like put lemon and fluid in
it or something some kind of sweet and then just
give me a sipping the water.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
It's just like it's like your days with Sally Struthers
used to those starving children. My dad, I'm like, Sally,
give them whatever you're eating. Yeah, back, away from the
puffect girl.

Speaker 6 (36:10):
Well she's there. She's there wanting a few dollars a
day to feed everybody. And she's got twenty five thousand
dollars worth of camera equipment.

Speaker 16 (36:16):
Sell that and feed them pleasearah McLauchlin want me to
send twenty dollars a month for the puppies?

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Are you kidding? Man? I have three kids? How are you?
How's your children still ritting?

Speaker 16 (36:26):
And the one still Chinese? I'm trying to convert her,
but she just stays Chinese right. Tells me how old
is she now?

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Five? Tell me she don't like Chinese food? Her brother said,
you ought to your people made it. I'm older. So
that's how it goes. Oh yeah, that's a raise it roughly?
Is it rough? Or tells him you need to shut up.
We won the Olympics. That's when Papa stepped in. Y'all cheated, bab.
Then she will tell me how do we cheat?

Speaker 16 (36:51):
Well, when you get Jim just pulled the pull up
off before she did her floid, Tell me that's a
new speed.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Oh no, it wasn't. It had door to explore on it.

Speaker 16 (37:03):
That's hard when you got racial tension in your own family,
and now I'm looking for racial tension out in the world.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
This is ridiculous. I'm tired. I'm tired of it. And
you know, man, we gotta stop this. It's inward.

Speaker 16 (37:13):
We gotta look too, you know what I mean. We
try to look outward to the problems of everything, and
internally we the ones that caused it.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
You know what I'm saying. We bring this on ourselves.

Speaker 16 (37:21):
We definitely wrote it on I said, if I see
one more Obama T shirt, I'm serious. I'm postal.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Hello.

Speaker 16 (37:26):
I ain't gonna start delivering mail, but I will act
like one of John. Your daughter from Chinese, she's smarter
than the other kids.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 16 (37:34):
When people ask me stupid questions like about you know,
why did you adopt Chinese? First of all, I didn't
adopt Chinese. I adopted a little girl happened to be Chinese.
But I thank God every day that I did. And
I'll tell you why I brought those two boys into
this world. I know what that GPA's gonna be.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 16 (37:50):
I'm looking for somebody to help the family cumulative afterge
and nothing says I'll help the two crackers like you
know Chinese.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
I got to college, you got mere national house. That's
where you get to.

Speaker 13 (38:30):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba, wreaking half ringing.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Bother, fricking Bubba past the greave. It please, inking Bubba,
fricking Bubble. It brings me to my knees and bothering bull.
I can't stand another drinking bull.

Speaker 17 (39:00):
By the dog was so broadly.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
At the SMAs like last me whose Brutch tribes and grist.

Speaker 10 (39:27):
Who had.

Speaker 17 (39:33):
On the round we are we're so goodly set and
the months bird st oh that.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Up to the astu who say s stay.

Speaker 17 (40:27):
Where for there.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Where the wheel of meat may be dead, but starting

(41:18):
Jeduary sixth, get ready to get straight cash on the
wheel of bundles. Bit said Bucks on the Rick Budge's Show.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
I hope you're enjoyed the Best of Brick and Bubba's show.
Here's one off the request line Bubba with him little
Dicky Jeans on the Best of the Rick and Bubble.

Speaker 6 (41:39):
All right, so we're in the kitchen and well we
just had a visit for the lovely Betty.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
That's what I'll say. I looked up and I saw
so was here to cut a commercial. Little Betty Loe
Bussy you know, walk and she just and you just
come right on the end and yeah, right, yeah, it
went right over to Bubba. And what was funny is
when I was talking, always gets on my left side,
next to my heart.

Speaker 7 (41:59):
Right.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
It's funny because you know, because as we've talked about,
blondes are that they're really never aware what's going on
around No, and she she walks into the room we're live.
I'm clearly talking and wrapping the things up, and right
on cue there's another book, and so I look and
she just walks right on in and then this that
really is no big deal. But our wives can do

(42:20):
whatever they want. But but what was hilarious is when
you said, hey, Betty, you just walked right in my
room there, and she goes, oh, we're all there, And
I was like, so it never even dawned. M she
walked in all the conversations. But so anyway, there's been
a thought action thought. There's been this ongoing thing between
Bubba and Betty Lou concerning little Dicky Jeans.

Speaker 6 (42:42):
Well and Rick, I admit it's it's on me and
I need to do this is an area where I
need to do a better job. And I admit that
I told Betty while she was here that I needed
her help because she, you know, Betty's a good decorator
and she's good picking out things. And we've got a

(43:02):
need where we've got to replace a couple of ceiling fans.
And I told her that I would do it if
she would pick out the fan, because if I pick
out the fan, I will probably be chastised at some
later noise, no question. So I thought I would just
you know, save a step and let her pick them
out and then I'll put them up and everything will
be fine. And uh, you know, I think that said

(43:23):
by using their talent, So that's all good. And she said,
what we need to do is go buy some clothes,
not ceiling fans. And I said, well, we'll get to that,
but I really need the ceiling fans.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
I need to get those in. Yeah, we need those first.
And so.

Speaker 6 (43:43):
She went and started complaining about the fact that I
will not go to buy clothes with her because she
wants to pick them out, and you know, she wants
your man to be a little better dress. We've done this,
you know, like ten fifteen years ago. And she gets
some ad because I tend to. I might be in
a you know, a local big store discount chain, and.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
I see it maybe not known for fashion.

Speaker 6 (44:09):
I might see a pair of pants on the way
to the check out. I all'll go, oh, they got
my size, and I'll just grab them and go.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
She doesn't want you to die in your clothes the
same place you picked up motor oil.

Speaker 6 (44:19):
Right, and and thus, and thus the story of the
Little Dicky jeans became. Now they're not actually called, but
Betty refers to them when I wear them as little
Dicky jeans.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Right, So these are jeans made by the company Dicky
my pants, I think. So they're kind of what I
call painters pants. Oh yeah, I got the.

Speaker 6 (44:34):
Hammer, they got the you know, the all the places
to hold tools on which I love.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
So I love Rick. I can just put stuff in.
So we were. She doesn't think they're stylish, no, so no,
so so we're watching Bubba, you know, because any of
us on the show, at any time, you can see
us a phone.

Speaker 6 (44:49):
I can get a handful of them for hundred.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
You can see us go to the phone in front
of a bunch of our text and in the wifle
call and sometimes you'll hear conversations about handles.

Speaker 11 (44:58):
We're in.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Yeah, and Bubba hangs out me says well, Betties asked
me how she woke up and saw a pile of
brand new little Dicky jeans laid in a chair in
their room, right and uh, and so you went and
bought some without her approval again, right right, right, I
just saw them on the way out. I grabbed something.

Speaker 6 (45:15):
So I hear the comment, I hear that, go ahead
and wash him, then we'll we'll get them hemmed up.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
So it took me about him.

Speaker 6 (45:22):
It took me about Yeah, there's they don't I got,
I got, you know, six eight inches too long on
the leg.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Yeah, bub Bubba's world. Each they don't.

Speaker 6 (45:31):
They don't really make a lot that are my size,
right just off the rack.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
You say, what so that was wash them and we'll
get them hemmed up. Yep, that's right.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
That's the next step, because you got to stop lay
down the road.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
The jeans around. Yeah. Yeah, because usually usually for the
wit that is needed, that's usually a taller person. Yeah,
you don't see a lot of forty four to twenty
nine the right.

Speaker 6 (45:58):
I don't think I've ever said graduation, but I got
so you gotta you gotta have worked though, get you
gotta know you hear him three pairs, you got to
get them left to make.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
A jacket forty four thirty four?

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Well you know.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
But anyway, so of course, when I saw Betty thirty four,
what yeah, when I when I saw Betty twenty nine,
we get working with how about this? I saw Betty
and it took me about eight seconds, about the about
about the length of a rodeo champion on a bull
for me to say. I heard Bubba got him some
new Dicky jeans, and but she whipped around. She could

(46:38):
not believe I looked and saw those darned Dicky jeans
sitting there on that chair. And then she started claiming
that she was gonna drug Bubba and take them all away. Yeah,
he's gonna wake up. He'd be dressed now, and then
she just gonna drug you and then dress you the
way she wants to do.

Speaker 6 (46:52):
Yeah, she's, uh, you know, I see how this will work.
She drugs me, I wake up laying on the bed
and you close right.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
You know that's what she's trying to So I don't
want you mad at Dicky jeans. I think that's your style.
I need some work pants every now and then. Up,
well pants you're not gonna work is in coming here?

Speaker 6 (47:10):
Well, you know, different things. But she she probably on stuff.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
She probably notices you wear them out like regular jeans. Yeah,
I do. I do because they're comfortable. I very I
think you warmed during the twentyth the anniversary. Definitely definitely
wore them to the woodlawn for me. I might have. No,
I didn't. I didn't.

Speaker 6 (47:30):
I didn't wear them the woodlaw.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Where those jeans come from? What do you mean? Were
they well? I just sorried that not dicky, so so solid.
I'm trying to give a little a little better. I'm
trying to give you some credit that you you know
that betties be made a little judgmental. Yeah, well yeah,
I mean those those weren't those were Porner brand? Yeah,
to go off Corner brand jeans, I think.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
Forget bubble. When you to get them cut off and
you get him, do they have to measure you every time?
Or they just know your size is.

Speaker 6 (48:06):
We start out by folding them up to my knees
and then they go to me right.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
On there.

Speaker 6 (48:15):
Taylor jeans, you well, they're not I don't think hemming
is Taylor and.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
I'm just trying to I'm just trying to help you.
I'm gonna have them. Yeah, it's a long time saying. Look,
she's after him, you better guard him. I mean, I'm
gonna get drugged and end up when you close right
on the side. Some designer Jeane to be on You're
I'm probably not. That may be mission impossible. We'll take

(48:46):
your phone.

Speaker 6 (48:47):
I guess one man's designers and somebody else is something.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Rick and Bubba's show.

Speaker 15 (49:16):
We're back, did you all little low?

Speaker 3 (49:19):
I see you groove and all right, we say goodbye.
Exit interview today for intern Meow Comma. I am Patient
zero and a lot of you who weren't listening or
watching the day that she was named uh the reason
why we're but she really was named after an urban legend.
It was a man who claimed he claimed he was

(49:40):
scratched by some mysterious creature.

Speaker 13 (49:45):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
And he referred to himself as patient zero because he
had some some problety.

Speaker 6 (49:50):
He thought it costs some like he got infected from
it or something.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
And then the meow came from your name or about
about something about cats. We were doing. What was that
cat food. Yeah, because you ate cat food. By that's right.
I forgot that right, So that that's the name meal Comma.
I am patient zero. I'm not sure how that Who
came up with that? The audience? What's wrong with that?

Speaker 6 (50:14):
You you didn't especially like the name, but I think
you'll always remember the funniest, maybe the funniest intern name
we've there's no.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Doubt we've had something. What about being in that that
that place of honor? What's wrong with that? No? I
love it? So all right, let's talk about now. I
noticed today. I noticed today you brought you your mom
and your boyfriend. I didn't. They're here, yeah, all the

(50:45):
way from Troy. Yeah, Troy early too.

Speaker 13 (50:48):
Yeah, really tired?

Speaker 3 (50:50):
So well, yeah, that was my last day.

Speaker 6 (50:56):
I started to say, you've made an impression on a
lot of people.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Yeah, oh boy, love of the guests here, well, you know,
and that's that's why we were thought it'd be a
good day to have the boyfriend. And since we thought
this might be the last opportunity for Bama, Mark, can
you see a wrestling match? I think he's I think
I think he's smitten with you, lady, But he's.

Speaker 6 (51:16):
All right, Yeah, what was the quoto? But he said
to some of the staff here, I heard it float
running the what was it?

Speaker 3 (51:25):
You know it? I don't remember, right, I don't know.
He's fall I say, when you start talking, Bama Mark
Greg Greg gets he backs off a little bit. But
after what we saw the other day, I don't blame him. Yeah,
we saw a wrestling match and he owned it. I
know you did. So anyway, so tell us about were

(51:49):
you familiar with the show when you came When you
came here to the show, I was.

Speaker 7 (51:53):
I was.

Speaker 18 (51:54):
I've been listening since I was a baby when Mom
would have in.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
The Great Mom. You say, since a baby raised on
Ricking Bubble, just like it ought to be. That explains
why you're so smart. Well, look, you hain'te cat food
one time? Everybody let it go. That was just so
so anyway, so what have you learned during your internship

(52:21):
on rickingbo Okay, I've.

Speaker 18 (52:22):
Been thinking about this.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Things that I've learned.

Speaker 18 (52:26):
Things that I've learned is that Adler uses the girl's bathroom.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Yes, he does. Every time I go back there, I'm like.

Speaker 18 (52:35):
Not, I'm looking around and I'm like, well, I'm counting,
Like where there's all the guys on the screen and
I'm only in you girl here, like, who's in the bathroom?

Speaker 3 (52:44):
And it's there every time I think he.

Speaker 12 (52:49):
Does.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
That's the thing is he does prefer it.

Speaker 6 (52:55):
Someone had bought a unisex bathroom sign.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
And we got rid of it. We were a fraid
Bruce Jenner would show up.

Speaker 9 (53:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Water, but there's another bathroom back there that has a
man sells me in on it. She even got a
little cartoon man on it. Bathroomthroom.

Speaker 18 (53:15):
So no, I don't know if you've ever heard his
phone go off, but I asked him one to I said,
why do you have so many alarms go off? You
know you're here at work, you're not over, you're not
ever sleeping. He said, they're my bathroom alarms.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
A bath You don't know what he has his bathroom.

Speaker 6 (53:35):
He's in there.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
He knows that the show is about to come back,
so he doesn't miss it. Oh yeah, now that explains
a lot. I went down the hall thought I was
all big foot. He likes falling. He's in there, and
the alarm goes, like, we better wrap this up there,
you go go back in your give me the paper
of the crowd.

Speaker 13 (53:57):
So you.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
So you offer the lady's room. Do you prefer the
lady if it's if it's a laser room. Where did
I get this sign? Okay, you lifted off the wall
while we're making up stuff off the wall just now.
You brought it in. You tried to put it up there,
and we denied you. And it's not a bathroom alarm.
You're just pulling junk out of that air.

Speaker 10 (54:19):
It's for the credits at the end of every hour,
off the fly of the credits up on screen.

Speaker 15 (54:23):
Just trying to do my.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Sticking job here people. Okay, all right, calm down. He
does if you noticed it, But he does. He picks
I get it. If the bathroom other bathroom's full, I can't.
He picks some women if there's nobody in there. I
can't figure out why I didn't.

Speaker 13 (54:38):
In his bathroom.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Ownership. I've even asked, can I go to your restroom?
I'll get all kind of complaints about it. I'm trying
to go in my favorites. He's very he's very territorial
about it, my favorites. When he had he really had
to go one day and I'm sorry, and we and
we had a very important meeting, and there were some
ladies that needed your restroom, and you are nobody wants

(55:05):
to see some creature come out of the female bathroom.
I'm a man, Oh my gosh, first of all, and
then you left one soaking. Remember that this is not
my exit interview. By the way, everybody knows that right
this is going there's water with.

Speaker 10 (55:25):
Everybody knows that this is not my real I wouldn't
even supposed to be part of this segment.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Right, you're right, okay, she brought you into her. It
is my point, though it's not fair to the ladies though.
I've seen someone looking at the others going, man, how
many how many guys they happier? Are you? Okay?

Speaker 10 (55:41):
How many guys do we have here every single day?
We got a ton of guys, how many girls?

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Maybe too. I'm not going to leave that restroom empty
for no reason. I'm just trying to be so you're
picking it. When they're both open that closer, it's one step.
Can you deny that? That's sign fellas, that's called science.
We're going there. He will go hello like that, and

(56:08):
you'll go.

Speaker 15 (56:10):
It's full.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
If you try to be quiet for a little bit
and he's in here.

Speaker 10 (56:15):
By the way, Elms, I gotta call you out while
we're just like grilling people about this to come up.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Helms is not a knocker, y'all. He will not knock.
He'll just blast like most people locked the door. Most
people lock the door. It's gonna blast in reckless, abandoned,
like this is a barn we're escaping that's on fire
or something. Here's the thing, here's the thing. Has rows
in the bathroom like he's coming in a saloon, always alarms.

Speaker 13 (56:53):
Going ricking, bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Rick. I'm not proud to begin with number one. I'm
an idiot.

Speaker 6 (57:41):
Okay, number two, there's no lawsuits involved here, so big
big box stores everywhere can take a take a breath.
Uh this was self induced and uh you know, uh
bubba medical updates. You know how we talk about things
kind of run their course here on the show. I'm
kind of done with them, and yeah, I'd like to

(58:03):
skip those here in twenty twenty three Hospel. Anyway, I'm
going to a unnamed big box store yesterday to.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Pick up a piece of pipe.

Speaker 6 (58:11):
And the piece of pipe that I needed was basically
it's a thin wall piece of pipe like it's on
the top of a chain link fence. And they come
in ten foot pieces and in like five foot or
four foot pieces, and sometimes they're intermixed in the pipe section.
So you know, you go out there and you're on
the outdoor lot where they've got it covered, and then

(58:32):
I think I see a piece and it's intermixed with
the bigger pieces. So this pipe is stored vertically and
it's kind of you know, got some things sticking out
on the side to keep it from rolling off and
all that. And it has a bar across the front
of it too, and then there's a little slit in
the bar so.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
You can get the piece of pipe. You won't bring
it out, right. You got to see what I'm doing.

Speaker 6 (58:54):
I'm so I'm reaching over the bar trying to grab
the little piece of pipe that's in amongst the bigger
pieces of pipe.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
That's the size I need, and I can't reach you.
Then I do probably what you should do, and that
is look for help. Good luck with that these.

Speaker 6 (59:07):
Days, right, And you know, a tumbleweed blew through and
I thought nobody's gonna be out here.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
I couldn't find anybody. And now you won't find help.

Speaker 6 (59:14):
So this is where I make a mistake. I try
to get in there and get that piece of pipe.
Speedy had alluded to the earlier I pulled a calf
muscle a few weeks ago, so I've been kind of
hobbling around with that.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
An update on that. No, that one didn't qualify. That
didn't qualify. Not a lot of interest in that one.

Speaker 6 (59:34):
So I'm having to get down almost in a hind
catcher position to get under this bar.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Okay, you will me.

Speaker 6 (59:42):
So I go under, I locate the piece of pipe
that I need with my left hand. Well, then I
have to shift my weight in a hind catcher position
to get back out right oh, walking out. But as
I'm coming out, I need to reach on to something
to kind of stabilize myself so I can make a

(01:00:03):
smooth shift like a catcher going over to get a
wide ball in the dirt. I probably should have just
grabbed the bar over my head right with your right hand,
but I was already, you know, moving that way. So
I grabbed what I thought was the bar, what I
thought key there of the shelf next to me, and

(01:00:25):
I was going to use it, shift out and just
stand back up with my piece of pope that I
found that it's like a trophy. Now, when I reached
out to get that, and i'm, you know, and I'm
kind of off balance, and I'm needing that to kind
of balance myself. By the way, you shouldn't be in
a hindcatcher position up in the pipe rack anyway, I'm
an idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Let me underline that again. Well, when I.

Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
Grabbed it, it wasn't the metal shelf that was there.
It was a piece of four by four wood that
was tie wrapped there that was about a foot or
two tall, and I sung there to keep the fork
lifts and the tow motors from running into the shelf.
If I had to guess, I don't even know why

(01:01:06):
they're there.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
But it's not real stable. It's not like it's bolted on.
It's just tie wrout.

Speaker 6 (01:01:11):
So when I grab the top of it, and I
got this pip in my hand and my little off balance,
and all of a sudden, that wood comes right, it
cuts loose, it comes right at it, and so now
I'm in a full fall backwards with a piece of
pipe in my hand. And I guess your reflex at
that point is you're trying to stand up to keep

(01:01:33):
from falling. Well, all that did was kind of make
me launch like a if you were in a reverse
dive position on the diving board, and you know you
push out and arc over like that. So I think
at some point I'm arcing backwards with a piece of
pipe in my hand, halfway in a shelf, halfway out right,

(01:01:57):
and it all comes to a big loud crash, and
I think what I did. I landed like one cheek
on the concrete and one cheek up in the in
the display frack. There's a piece there's a piece of
pie not there.

Speaker 13 (01:02:16):
Let's see.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Well there wasn't that much roller.

Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
That would have probably helped if I could have rolled
it out. So I'm laying in the floor. Okay, I'm
laying there and you know, you try to get up,
you have to. Well I try to, Kay, I try
to get up, and I have this terrible shooting pain
in my hip, and I'm thinking, you know, I'm I'm
in the hip zone.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Oh okay, you know if Rick or Bubba's hip breaks, yeah, yeah,
it's it's something and I've had you can get yeah,
And you.

Speaker 6 (01:02:52):
Know, I'm kind of laying there and I try to
get up again, and I think this is not good.
I mean, I'm like, did I fall on a knife?
What's what's sticking in me?

Speaker 11 (01:03:01):
Right this?

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
It's not appropriate right now, But this is just at
a competition side of me. You used to have the pipe.

Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
The pipe has now rolled what begin in my left hand,
It is now rolled across my.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Body and it is out in the middle of the aisle.
But you do have it now.

Speaker 6 (01:03:16):
No, it was the wrong size, baba. So I think
I can't just keep laying here. I got to try
to get up, so I try to roll over and
I get on my hands and knees with excuse me,
much pain. So I'm kind of doing downward dog there
for a minute, and I can't reach anything to get up,
so I gotta I gotta do a crawl on the concrete.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Are you physically crawling? Yes? Okay, yes?

Speaker 6 (01:03:41):
And I finally get a hold of the sheef again
and I'm thinking, I hope this will hold me up,
and I kind of climb up the shelf. I bet
you didn't grab the two before, No, I did not.
I left it alone this time. Now it's at a
prompt forty five degree angle and I get standing up,
and I think, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Okay, we're gonna be all right. Nobody saw you. I
haven't seen anybody yet, did you. Did you holler out somebody?
Help nobody? I didn't. I hadn't gotten to that point yet,
but it was approaching.

Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
And uh so anyway, I stand up, I think, okay,
I'm all right, I'm all right, you know, and you
try to kind of.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
You know, walk it off. I shake it.

Speaker 6 (01:04:16):
I shake it a little bit. I try to take
a step and go, hey hey, steps steps hurt.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
So after a period of time, how long do you think? Uh?
At times ten minutes?

Speaker 6 (01:04:33):
And all I can think of why while I'm laying
there and I get up, is while Betty's gonna be mad,
you know, I'm gonna be in trouble from nurse Betty. Yeah,
and uh who's been a van tabulous nurse? Howculous? What's
even better than? Is than all parts includedulous?

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
You replace the F with the V. That's a word
it shouldn't be. He started to go with fantastic. You
want to say spectacular? Yeah, and tabulous it was almost
fabulous gout in there too, That's.

Speaker 19 (01:05:08):
What it was.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
He got them all and he was going for. But
I'm thinking she's gonna be mad about this. And she's
mad because there's gonna be another handle for her. You
heard again, and she's sick right now. Not good bedside
manner anyway, but now worse.

Speaker 13 (01:05:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
So you I hobble around. He needed to be tabulous.

Speaker 6 (01:05:26):
Yeah, And I get back in the store and I'm thinking,
I got to find something to get a hold of.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
This is my favorite part you in pain luck would
have it.

Speaker 6 (01:05:36):
As soon as I got in the door, I found
a shopping cart and nobody was using and I thought
this is perfect. So I get on it and I
lean on it like a walk and it feels good.
I'm like it takes a prayer.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
I go, oh, this is good. I'm gonna be okay.

Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
So I'm I had a few other items I'm gonna
pick up, so I'm gonna I'm gonna go down to that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:05:53):
I'm thinking we're good here. So I'm rolling along there
and you know it, yeah, kind of like ben.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
Per you know the cat the popping and Willie. Uh no, no,
I'm leaning into it pretty good.

Speaker 6 (01:06:06):
And uh so we we get checked out and uh
I get to the car. Thank goodness, the little car
return is right next to it, so I put it
in there, and then I kind of hobble over to
the car. And then I'm thinking, now, how am I
going to get in this jeep wagoneer? This is an
awesome Hendrick vehicle because I usually step up with my

(01:06:27):
left foot and that ain't happening because I can't pick
it up. I mean, every time I try to pick
it up, it's like lightning bolt.

Speaker 13 (01:06:33):
Yeah gone.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
And uh So I get in the car.

Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
Once I'm sitting and thinking, hey, I'm all right, I'm good,
I'm good.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
Yeah. Should I even mention it to Betty? That crosses
my mind?

Speaker 6 (01:06:46):
And I get home and I get out and uh, I'm,
you know, hobbling, and but I had been hobbling from
the calf right, So same leg.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
She says. It's a lot of times I I've seen
you walk without a hobble.

Speaker 6 (01:06:58):
Yeah, And uh she says, is your leg hurting you worse?
So then I go, well, I'm going to tell you
a story, but you got to promise you won't be mad.
And I kind of tell her what.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
I did, and of course she's mad.

Speaker 6 (01:07:11):
As luck would have it, I had some pain medicine
left over from you know, one of my last major surgeries,
and h so we.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
You have a pharmacy pharmacy there at this point.

Speaker 6 (01:07:23):
So we were we were able to take some pain
medication and uh and go to bed. When I woke up,
I felt better. I feel a thousand percent better than
I did yesterday. But I you know, that's how I
envisioned the fall. I mean, I can't really tell you know.
All I know was I was on the ground.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
Did it happen so quick? There? It's quick, very quick.
But yet you think while it's happening, what the heck
was I do? Right? How many times you gone back
and said, if I had just done this, Oh yeah,
I've relived it. You sure, and Betty's helped me to
do that. Sure, because having any injuries is such a hassle.

Speaker 13 (01:07:58):
How it did it is.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
But thank y'all, we're sure. We're a lot better now. Yeah,
we're good. Bottom of the hour, we're right back.

Speaker 13 (01:08:06):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 6 (01:08:10):
And buzz Aldrin, who I have a lot of respect for,

(01:08:34):
was a second man on the moon. He was the
pilot of the lunar module that went down to the
moon he's done great things in astrophysics. As a matter
of fact, some people are saying he even save the
Apollo program when our astronauts were having such problems working
in space. In the Gemini, he's the one that suggested

(01:08:54):
go to a water tank. I mean he had a
lot to do with that and said, if we can
learn to work underwater, we can learn space. Apparently he
has done a rap song with Snoop Dogg.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Yes, buzz yeah. Now, I don't know Rick, he's got
a heat. He's daddy old. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:09:10):
Well he was walking on the moon in sixty nine,
so you know he's he's way up of sixty Okay, got.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
He's a granddad now know that. Does he listen to
hip hop?

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Is he?

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Rick?

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
He says he's got two passions in life, and that's
space and hip hop music.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
He's just like me. Now you're making that no no
hold on. Before the song, he threw.

Speaker 20 (01:09:37):
I have only two passions space exploration and hip hop.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
It is pop all voice. Let me tell you this,
if you'll throw tennis in there, bubba is buzzle? Yeah
what do it now?

Speaker 6 (01:09:51):
Now we got to look at the down side here. Okay,
he is a recovering alcoholic.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
And there's another he's been married like a bunch, right, Okay,
well maybe maybe not.

Speaker 6 (01:10:01):
You know, he had a nervous breakdown or something when
he came back.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
It is he the one that worried out about the moon.
He was he was walking. I saw him.

Speaker 6 (01:10:08):
I saw him give this story on Oprah one time.
Because you're gonna break down, that's where you want it
to be.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
That in Barbara Walton.

Speaker 6 (01:10:13):
But he came back and said he was walking out
to like the mailbox one night and there was a
full moon coming up, and said he stood there and just,
you know, really, for the first time since he'd been back,
just stared at it and said, so I was walking
on that and it kind of freaked him out. I
think I think you had a little nervous How about
you gonna take you? Yeah, but y'all ready for that?

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Yeah, I got here. You sure it's not dirty? Is?
I hope not? It's with snoop Look, well, sure to
take a listen.

Speaker 16 (01:10:51):
And activities.

Speaker 20 (01:10:54):
Is the rock Experiences, the rocket experience, the rocket experience.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
This is buzz Ali, no bud.

Speaker 6 (01:11:13):
Get on.

Speaker 20 (01:11:25):
I tell a story about the time on the moon.
Now the sky was black, even though the sunshine died.

Speaker 15 (01:11:31):
The moon walk it's such a trip.

Speaker 20 (01:11:32):
It's so fine when you're walking in the later dust.
It took us four days writing on our rocket to set.
For the very first time, I'm going to tell you
about the moaning of it all.

Speaker 15 (01:11:47):
We came at peace for all man time.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
Imagine are you okay with this.

Speaker 15 (01:11:53):
Guy writing orbits in ninety minutes time?

Speaker 10 (01:11:57):
Ur?

Speaker 15 (01:11:59):
Now, I'll be your guy.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
He's got a good hook. It's just his wrapping part,
is uh. It sounds like Paula Abdiel on painkillers a
little bit. Yeah, anything wrong with Yeah? No painkiller jokes.
One time I woke up and I was singing paul
Abduel songs all the breakdown again?

Speaker 15 (01:12:24):
Are you ready to put on your space suits? Drafted
for the Chief Forcet lift down. It's getting very.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
Just buzz al. That's somebody's making it up. They're acting
like the buds fashion.

Speaker 15 (01:12:40):
All we gotta do is make the engine burn. Let's
take your trip and running up the little space shift.
This is how we would reach the stars, stars stars.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
That's hard. You want to be a choreographer, can't make
character from the bias. You'll never be a you know what?

Speaker 6 (01:13:02):
I and and there again? You know when you have
such brushes with the end, I mean you realize they
were down to like eleven seconds of fuel left when
he landed that. Oh yeah, I mean they were There
was no nobody coming to get him either, and he
was like, hey, there's nowhere to land it.

Speaker 7 (01:13:17):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
Are you saying that he's allowed now to do whatever
he wants?

Speaker 6 (01:13:21):
It may it may have been too much, you know
what I'm saying?

Speaker 7 (01:13:27):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
What are we gonna do with this song? Where money
for NASA? Rick? Do you think he's gonna have a hit?

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
What is?

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
Do you want to see the video? There's a video? Sure,
I really want to watch that, Rick? Do you think
it could it be?

Speaker 6 (01:13:40):
Could I go back to Brian Reagan's the me Monster? Actually,
you've done what he's done. You do anything you want to.
He's gonna say anything to you. You go, you shouldn't
be doing that. He shows Have you walked on the moon?

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
You have you walked on the moon?

Speaker 6 (01:13:53):
Were you down to like eleven seconds of fuel left?
And did you crash on the last practice before you
left like I did?

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
Right? Did you do any of that?

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Have you?

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
Have you been on the moon answer acting, I mean after.

Speaker 6 (01:14:04):
That, I go, well, no, Bus, I'll just take some
shut up and sit down right which, by the way,
what a cooler name could you have?

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
But Buz well you know bus chriss over my light shoulder,
mc b u Z well you know what. You don't
want those you don't want. You don't want to drinking
problem this. Look at this. Let's get over my right shoulder, Chris. Yeah, hey, guy,

(01:14:30):
you find it there? Oh no, it's got action footage,
jenlemen o, y'all. Oh, Bus's dancing. I mean he's got
a good little hook there. Yeah, Rick, listen to him.
I didn't see him.

Speaker 15 (01:14:48):
What the story about the time the moon? Now it's
the sudden shine and die the moon? Marp. It's so
fine when you're walking in the liter dust y'all. It
took us four days writing on our rocket.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
I wish I had a rhythm. I wish I had
to say about the meaning of them. Look at him dancing.
You came in peace for a man. Do something. This
is your responsibility to do.

Speaker 15 (01:15:18):
Something, writing orbits in ninety minutes time. All you need
is to come with me all.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
Of your guy, can you imagine it? Takes that too.
Can you imagine how he takes for him to sing that,
because he if you'll see him, he has no rhythm.
All well, here's the thing, Greg, the fact that they
took these takes and said that's good enough.

Speaker 6 (01:15:38):
I mean, how bad they were. I know, okay, this
is as good as well. Get what does that shirt says?
Got on like says he's raising money.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
Now because I love Federer about a hero.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Rock Rocket heroes ordering rocket hero is that the name
of the.

Speaker 15 (01:15:54):
Song very close now to the administure of a life shive.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
So at one point when did Snoop go, look, guys,
that's good enough. He's not only any better than.

Speaker 15 (01:16:02):
Now your turn. All we got to do is speak
the engine burn now.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
About this pretty sure footage that a little space shift.
I've been wrecked. Bubble likes it. I'm sorry, Well, I understand.
Had to give Buzz his props. You know, if Brett
Farr put a song out, you think I won't say
anything bad about it?

Speaker 6 (01:16:18):
You should if it sounds like that. Yeah, but you'd
have to give him his props. You go, well, you
know he's got his MVP ring, so what's the big deal.

Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
Yeah, yeah, that's wow. I know, look, it's it's it's odd.

Speaker 6 (01:16:29):
What's the name of this media rocket experience? And is
it by a Snoop or budd.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
A buzz Aldrin with Snoop Dogg. I ain't heard Snoop
just produced it.

Speaker 13 (01:16:41):
Wicked Bubba ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
We have a phrase here. When you're, you know, socializing
with people, you know, you can be accused of what
we call not given enough right, which means you didn't
you weren't as nice to the person. You didn't you
didn't have a conversation with her very much. You didn't
give him a lot. Then you have while you gave
a ton I mean, which where you came.

Speaker 6 (01:18:01):
In the middle ground. I'll be honest with you. Around
this group is a very fine line.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
It is a fine line.

Speaker 6 (01:18:07):
It's hard to get on that line and stay. You
either are accused of not giving enough are giving too much.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
We actually discussed on this program several years ago a
social issue known as the premature greeter uh and the
over aggressive Yeah, and Greg has made a case that
he liked to bring to the to the staff today
that he's accusing Speedy of being an over zealous greet
and a premature greeeder he is. And it was it
was actually pointed out to me by the guy from academy.

(01:18:35):
What when we were walking through the store looking for
gloves or something for turkey toals and you're speedy and
Alston brigles have you got to speak to everybody? It's
like it was what he does. Now if they come
in your zone and you got to make eye contact,
you know, you really need some people you can look
and tell that just give him a head nod and
they're fine with it.

Speaker 10 (01:18:55):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Of course, he don't do that. He overdoes it for everybody. Buddy,
how you do it? But also he won't let him
get in his zone. He's like people down at the
end of the aisle. When you're walking by this end,
he'll seemith, hey, how you doing. You're greeting people even
outside your zone.

Speaker 6 (01:19:12):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
I'm stepping back and looking at myself on this, and okay,
I'm not going to deny any of this.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
I think I have a little bit of a problem.

Speaker 4 (01:19:20):
But if I could explain, there's there I'm I'm uncomfortable
between like end of the isle and halfway to you
because there's that there's that dead zone of do I
look down, do I look up?

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
Do I look at him? I mean, what what? What
do I do here?

Speaker 4 (01:19:39):
And also also I'm bothered if I just walk by somebody,
I've got to say hey to him. I can't just
walk by you because then I feel like.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
A lot of times you should nod your head that
you say let me you you would be considered almost
criminal in London.

Speaker 6 (01:20:00):
Feed is a very friendly person over thinking this. I
don't think you should apologize for being over friendly. I mean,
you know, I'm defending you.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
On this because I'm being a lot like you. I mean,
y'all accuse me of being like Rick all the time,
and I really this is a bubb a trade.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
I would say this. I'm not a premature greeter. What
will you say when you're approaching someone? Do we agree
what I want to hear from Hams and Greg, who's
experienced it speedy starts his greeting way too early. Oh yeah,
fifty feet away. Put it this way. If that person
just diverts to the left or right, he's not even
gonna have to greet them. If you'll just give it
a sex.

Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
Well, and here's what I assessed when I had to
realize maybe I do have a problem is when people
won't say hey back to me, well no, and it.

Speaker 6 (01:20:42):
Kind of like they're not sure you're talking to them
because you're so far away. In all fairness, it just
it goes back to Speedy in his younger days. He's
just very friendly.

Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
No, he's full of crap.

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
But here, like y'all say, I'm an over agreed, over
aggressive greeterer, they're for aggressive like criticizers.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
Of what I'm doing. They all think I'm fake and
I'm not on time. I gotta tell you, let me
get this in because I can for a week, because
if not, it won't make any sense.

Speaker 6 (01:21:12):
You got to mock trick.

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
You can get it. Here's let me say this though,
because I want you all attention on this. Are you
now saying that it is possible that Speedy is and
I quote, an over zealous, premature, insincere greeter at times? Yeah,
highly likely according to them at times? According to you,

(01:21:35):
I'm not saying he really Hey, look he's good. They
don't know the difference. No, And here's the deal. Here's
what's scary. But he doesn't either. He doesn't either. He's
so full of he's saying, uncontrollable. He don't realize that
he's he's saying, I got to give everybody, so I'm over.
I'm faking it, but I'm so used to doing it
almost seems right. And see Bubba's trying to faking it. Bubba,
you're faking in a lot of time. No, I'm not here,

(01:21:56):
you are, Bubba, Bubba, Bubba socially being the social butterfly.
Bubba wants it to be no harm, no foul, that
people are benefiting from it, leave him along. But what
you're saying is people aren't even benefiting. They're confused by it,
they're bothered by it. Let me give you the confusion
on the confused. I think you're faking when you talk
to me. That's how decided he does.

Speaker 14 (01:22:14):
That's because you're listening anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
Well, I hope, I don't know. We were one day.
We were here doing a show by ourselves and I'm
not gonna call the name in it, and it's not here.
This is a classic Greg Burgess. Somebody came up, somebody
that that kind of we didn't really want to deal with.
That's just that's just a lie, okay. And I knew
he didn't. You're over aggressive. But when that person came in,

(01:22:41):
you'd have thought that Speedy had been looking for him
his whole life and couldn't believe he hadn't seen him
in a while, and just gave him tons and tons
and tons and he left. I said, you know, I'm
not even sure you really like me, because you're real
nice to me, and I know you didn't want to
speak to that. See.

Speaker 4 (01:22:53):
But see now, Greg, you're telling now everybody I'll tell
you say, I think that I really don't mean.

Speaker 6 (01:22:57):
It goes into it. He has special face that comes out.

Speaker 13 (01:23:03):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
Back to the confusion, by the way him says, it's
so it's so over the top that he thinks you
confused people to the point they think they know you
better than they really do. Yeah, here's what here's I got.
I'm gonna sum it up, Rick. This is back to
his greeting. I'm gonna get off the fake part. Yet,
I'm gonna get off the fake part. Thank you. His
over zealous greeting. He greets people at the point where
you would only yell to a person you know real

(01:23:24):
you know, hey, hey Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, you know
that if I saw you all ragger. He starts greeting
him at that distance, and they think, well, I must
know this guy. And then they look like, are you
saying he's handed out personal greetings to people he don't
even know. You know what I'm talking about. If there's
somebody far off that you know very well, you're gonna
holler at well, see what he does that to people
he don't even know. Good God, that's weird. That's a

(01:23:44):
little bit of exaggeration. That's a classic Greg Burgess exaggeration.
By the way, about this.

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
When I got a jeep, I thought, hey man, I've
got the perfect car or jeep vehicle because you wave
it everybody in a jeep. I mean, if you if
you see it the jeep coming, it's it's common. Kurt, Hey,
you wave at them. Okay, Well now I'm waving the
guys and they don't wave back and jeep. So now
now it's made me look at myself.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
Go the heck, I ain't gonna By the way they're talking,
you may be standing up in the jeep waving both hands.
Let me let that's true, Rick, that's true. He's hanging
out the windows, hand out the window. Certain case you're
flashing are you open to the fact that you could
be a premature over zeus.

Speaker 4 (01:24:24):
To the fact that I need to step back and
I do need to look at myself, and I am
willing to take counseling. I'm going to cut in because
I don't know what to do. I just have I
have an uneasiness about me. If I don't say hey
to somebody and I walk by when we're not, it
makes me feel uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (01:24:42):
It's like, when I walk by you, I've got to hey,
how you doing? This is the class of human state.
Now you're actually because hey, well that sound of a
gun's rude. Look at him. We're not saying don't you read.
We're saying get degreed appropriate, that's all we're so you
should be able to judge whether it's ahead or not. Hey,
how you doing, or one of those. But you you
don't get You won't even do that. It's always over
the top. People are just expecting you technology them again

(01:25:02):
when you greet them, it's like you've known them your
whole life, But can you can you before me? And
it also confuses people who do know.

Speaker 4 (01:25:09):
For all the people that have met me in my life,
would you please clarify, Greg Burgess that not I'm not
being fake to everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
What everybody, but I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:25:19):
That's your regular that's your normal face. Now do your
greeting face.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
You can't tell you what you I tell you. You
you get rid, you go. Yeah, it's if you really
lie up. That's what I'm saying. I'm willing to take
he Yes, when you say something, he's overdoing it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
What you do?

Speaker 3 (01:25:42):
Yes, Wow, it's so true. You know when a little
kid comes up and says, hey, I play baseball.

Speaker 17 (01:25:53):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:25:59):
We have some people at Turkey Dolls and they're gonna
give you.

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
We'll take your phone calls you. I'm not arrested. Have
you experienced speedies.

Speaker 13 (01:26:07):
Breeding ricking bubba, ricking bubba?

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
Don't forget those around the country. You have to give
you some history on a team that may not be
familiar to you. I know that all of us think
in the states we live in, since it's the end
all for all of us, it must be for everybody else.
But it's not. There are people believe it or not.
I know it may shop people in our home state
that couldn't care less about these two schools. Okay, but
anyway because they've got their own teams. But in the

(01:26:45):
history of this team, they have won two national championships.
One was nineteen fifty seven and one was twenty ten. Right, yeah,
all right, So, and those of you around the country
are not familiar with school, that's where Cam Newton played
and won the nation championship. And a matter of fact,
my son was on that team, So there was a

(01:27:06):
lot of stuff in there where he's with, you know,
on that national champion team. That was great, and he
was the backup center for that team, played special teams
and played in every game and even played center in
a lot of games. It was really great. So so
we're all enjoying that. Okay, Now keep in mind we're
at the athletic department because our kid is a student athlete.
So during the tour and people talking and whatever, there's

(01:27:29):
even people doing interviews, you know, where they want to
talk to the and all of a sudden, I start
realizing something's going on, and my dad is no one
can account for him, and and he's and there's people
talking to him.

Speaker 6 (01:27:41):
Now again, there's not a fight and stands again in
your dad, it's not say no no.

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
It's just better y'all going to absolutely love this. So
nineteen fifty seven they won a NAS championship. Twenty ten
they did. All of a sudden, my dad comes over
and he's talking to me, and I say, what's going on, Dad,
And he says, well, he said they wanted to try
to do something the fact that that me and Blake

(01:28:09):
played here at Auburn. And I said, okay, and he
said that guy's saying something about the fact that it's
interesting that the two of us won national championships. I said,
but Dad, there's one problem with that. You weren't on
the fifty seven. Just one slight problem. You got to
Auburn and fifty nine all right, you know what I mean.

(01:28:30):
He goes, yeah, I know, but I think that guy
thinks I was on the Nations championship team. What guy
the guy doing doing the publicity? You know what I mean?
And he goes, yeah, I mean, I mean he's over
there talking. And I said, well, Dad, tell him you
what on the team? Why don't you do that? He goes, well,
that's don't know. I said, he just got to going
and uh and and I said, I said, Dad, are
they doing a story that you and Blake played on

(01:28:52):
NAS championship team. Is that going on? He goes, I
don't know. There's a camera over here and they want
to interview you and Blake, I said, what did you
I'm the guy that's got to sit there on the camera.
Go by the way, my dad didn't play on the team.
My dad gat in fifty nine. Okay, saw looking. Dad's over.
Get his picture made from the fifty seven logo, and
I'm my dad. You know, he looks me. He says, oh,

(01:29:14):
you know, they can't say exactly what he said. He said, now,
what does it matter? And I said that it really matters.
I mean, it really doesn't matter if they're going to
do a whole story that grandfather and grandson played on
two national championship teams at the same you know, only two.
That's a big deal.

Speaker 6 (01:29:29):
Direct the only two and Rick, a lot of people
don't know you played on their undefeated s. He'son the
one that didn't get a chance. Get the whole family
in there.

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
Right, I said, does that explain why they're interviewing me
about how we got robbed in two thousand and three?
I said, Dad, this is not good. We need to
do something about this. Old guy I was so excited
about it, I said, but Dad, it can't be a story.
They we can't have media if y'all reading a story
about that. They please tell me, I mean. And so
now they go over to me and they're like, hey,

(01:29:57):
can we want to do an interview, and I'm like, Dad,
I can't be interviewed about this. Go ahead, Sney. Well,
I wasn't alive then. I don't know when he played.
I mean, it's it was way back. Yeah, your dad
was a linebacker, fullback. And I couldn't you just say
back in the fifties, back in the field. Now, he
did play in the fifties and even the late fifties,
real late nine. And I remember it like it was yesterday.

(01:30:22):
And then he gets it. He goes, he ain't told
me said he saw my car. He's talking about these
two cards and that I saw where I liked the block. Well, yeah,
I like the block. Heck, we had we had running
backs so good. I couldn't they never gave me the ball.
I'd have a choice block. It wasn't whether I locked
it or not. I was the blocker. And I'm like, Dad,
you didn't convince himself. He played in fifty seven. Can
I give you a heads up? You won a nice
championship when you coached you at another school, you didn't

(01:30:46):
win it at Auburn. Ever, he goes, well, I just
I mean, it's just good. They just think such a
good story, Dad, But it is, but it's not. That's
not the story though, that there's one small problem with it.
You didn't play on the fifty seventeen. And then he looks.
Then he then I love this part where he begins
to wonder maybe he did. He gives it. Mom. He goes,
Hey one dot com to over, you know when you

(01:31:10):
came to Auburn. She goes, A fifty nine bill. You're
like that not fifty seven. He goes, oh, well, it's
it's a long ago. Who knows. I said that there's
probably a team, but that's because they went over to
have a team picture of the twenty ten and Blake said,
we get his saidad if they put you in front
of fifty six, He goes, you can't tell who those
guys are. He goes, I just pointed to thirty three
and tell him to me. He said that was my number.

(01:31:31):
I said, dead. Now you were thirty three? You did
play at Auburn. The only problem you weren't on that team.
That's the only issue with it. It's a big one.
And this is happening at the athletic department. Yes, he's
wonder regulars picture made from the logo. I'll look over
what time he's posing with his hand out And my
mother says, you can't do it with him anymore. I said,

(01:31:52):
have we ever been to do any thing with him?
And then then he he did that time like we
did the deer thing when he said to Greg, remember that,
oh waste the time you've been all about this, And
he goes, who are you? This is right up your
apt I said, Dad, it is. I don't know. Some
just didn't feel good about it, fred Rick.

Speaker 4 (01:32:11):
But you're the guy that got in other pictures in
your annual I know. I mean you were like in
the Spanish club picture and you weren't in the Spanish guys.
It's a pretty big deal when they're trying to do
a heart warman's story. Yeah, about a grandfather and grandson
playing on the only two national championship teams.

Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
This this university said.

Speaker 6 (01:32:26):
And look, I'll be honest with anything with a number
of people who's gonna see the picture and can track
down if Rick was in the key club or not
versus his dad on the national championship team. There's more
documentation goes to the national championship team.

Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
That really is I loved they said I was there
in the late fifty I mean here, it wasn't gonna
matter that the only does they do a whole story
and it really doesn't matter. And people are like, come
up to me. One time, a guy came up from
the school newspaper says, now, what's everybody's name again? I said,
I don't know who's burgus? My dad said, my dad
one Nation championship at Jacksonville, stay as the coach. You
sure did. Yeah, And in fifty seventeen, well something, it

(01:33:02):
was fifty nine, did they win one?

Speaker 10 (01:33:03):
Fing?

Speaker 7 (01:33:04):
You know?

Speaker 6 (01:33:04):
And I can already drek, I would I would play
he was here in the late fifties. I don't know
any Look, I wish I wasn't born yet.

Speaker 3 (01:33:10):
This is where you think if they both went to Alabama,
they could have blended in with all the championship When
you only got two that everybody can put a spotlight
on them, you know. I well, I was on one
of them. You got fifteen of them. I mean there's somewhere.

Speaker 13 (01:33:25):
Uh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33:26):
So it was extremely uncomfortable and it never really got
cleared up. So there may be a story today. I'm
looking right, we got star surgeon right. I was getting
this picture made front of the logo. I said, Dad,
this isn't helping, this is not he goes what So
I'm just getting front of the two logos. Dad, they everybody.

(01:33:46):
First of all, have you clarified when you were at over?
We're all googling. Oh my gosh, No, don't say this.
Take it back. Uh you know, I literally had I
did an interviewed on camera, asked did blake? Now they didn't.
I did not go there. I wouldn't go there. It
must be a big day for home. Yeah. And then

(01:34:06):
you know what I said, grandson and son did play
at the same skill. Yes they did. Greg, It's very
don't seed speede. I'm telling you, please don't tell me.

Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
There's an article Rick Vergus grandfather Bill Vergess, played for
national championship team in fifty seven.

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
I'm kidding. Let's see here.

Speaker 4 (01:34:28):
If you be direct, Greg, I will say this if
you google it, it says academic honor Roll played in
every game for the National Championship Dad on Rick and
Bub but grandfather Bill Burgess played at Auburn. Okay, okay,
all right, right, hold on, it's still early.

Speaker 3 (01:34:42):
Okay, hold on. Let me say this though, Okay, let
me say this this and it must be generational. And
I know y'all going, who are you? Rick? Who are you?
This is where your your own raising comes back to
get you. I mean, I felt like if even my
dad is seventy something years old, I think he's seventy two.
I felt like I was speaking exactly the same speech
I gave in South Africa when little African children were

(01:35:03):
getting their picture made with one of my sons who
look like had the Justin Bieber hair. Yeah, and they said,
we get off picture me with Jostin Bieba. And I said, guys,
what are y'all doing? And they said, they think he's
Justin Bieber. Well, tell him he's not. Way they think
I'm on the fifty seven LA Championship. Tell him you're not.
What's hard about that? And then I love this all
you be all about this.

Speaker 6 (01:35:24):
Let's say here here's the worth story. To this day,
I don't care how big he is.

Speaker 3 (01:35:29):
He can't block Lee, Rick said blocking that was something
called old man.

Speaker 4 (01:35:34):
Now, now I'm at the nineteen fifty seven Auburn Tigers
football team roster.

Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
I'm gonna see if you did. He's not on it.
I suppose since he was still in high school. Then
now if you want to find him on John's.

Speaker 13 (01:35:46):
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(01:36:51):
Rick talk about him. It is ed the Bathroom Prophet
on the Best of Rick and Bubba. All Right, So,
as we know, we're a very quirky bunch here. We
all got our little quirks, and you know, sometimes you
try to work and overcome some of your quirks and
your fears and things that bother you. And we've made

(01:37:11):
much of the move to the new studio U and
the fact that we went from having not one, not two,
but three private restrooms within our office in studio space.
Now we don't have any, and we have to journey
to a shared public restroom with the rest of an
office building. And there's a lot of people here, and

(01:37:33):
there's one on each floor, and you know, and and
it's it's one of those things. We all have different
tolerances to different things, and this has been an issue
for me my entire life. I know I'm not alone.
There's a lot of people that struggle with this, and
that is you know, I want maximum privacy when nature calls, okay,

(01:37:55):
and I'll handle this very delicately, and so you know,
it's especially if it's if it's a you know, a
sit down situation, and I'm very very quirky about it.
I mean, my wife even thinks she goes, you are
like weird about this, and I'm like, I just don't
even even you, my love, Please don't speak to me.

(01:38:15):
If I'm in this situation, I must be closed off.
I'll even in my own own house, get as far
away from any humans as I can.

Speaker 6 (01:38:24):
Yeah, Rick, I understand that and appreciate that, and that's
why it is so strange to me when I hear
hear at work people in the stalls who are on
the telephone.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
I don't get it. And I mean just talking up.

Speaker 7 (01:38:37):
I tht.

Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
I do not get it. You know, I have walked
I have walked all the way out of here to
the restroom, saw two stalls full, well, turned around and
walked out. Oh yeah, yeah, all the time. I walked
in and seen one stall occupied, turn around and walked out. Rick, Okay,
I have.

Speaker 6 (01:38:54):
Left the office, drove home, yes, together the bathroom, and come.

Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
Back so so so now I have to introduce to
you a person, uh, that is that we share the
building with that has become an acquaintance. And i've i've
i've you know, he's he's a very kind man and
and uh and I have great respect for his devotion
to love of scripture.

Speaker 13 (01:39:19):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
And he's not afraid to discuss scripture with you at
any given moment. That's a drop of a hat and
the drop of a hat. And I appreciate it. And
sometimes I have time for that conversation and I really
enjoy it. Okay, when he holds the FedEx, man up though,
you know a little Yeah, I was trying to draw
his package and leave. Right, I thought to myself, I

(01:39:40):
know that that this acquaintance of mine, there's no way
he would ever do what he did yesterday. And he
crossed a line yesterday. That is a line that shall
not be crossed. Okay, what happened, and our relationship has
changed now forever, no matter what subject and what he
did to me. He traumatized me to the point that

(01:40:01):
I had taken a few steps toward being able to
handle public restrooms. Right, I'm now all the way back
in therapy. Yeah, I saw we walked in yesterday.

Speaker 17 (01:40:09):
What happened.

Speaker 3 (01:40:10):
If it looks if I was a drug addict or
I was a drunk, that would go well, we got
to start over, back to step one. What he did,
I can't even believe he could not He couldn't discern
this himself. You've talked about all the things we've seen
in there that we can't believe it does. And I

(01:40:30):
feel bad for everybody who does this show with me.
And let me tell you why I feel bad for y'all.
I hate that y'all weren't in there and saw me
in this situation, so you could joy. I share that
with y'all. Would have laughed. Y'all would still be laughing
today at my expense. I told you I would have
either ran out of there or tried to help for

(01:40:51):
some reason. I don't know how I would have done that.
This story, this story has so traumatized Andy Blanks. He said,
I know from time to time we have meetings your office.
I cannot return to that office. But he's out, I feel.
So here's what happened. So on the rarest of occasion,
you'll walk into that public restroom and there will be

(01:41:11):
no one in there. That's a fist pump for me
to take advantage of it.

Speaker 6 (01:41:15):
Well, that needs to be that early in the morning,
when we first get here. That's a possibility, but it's very.

Speaker 3 (01:41:22):
I had pulled off a was it pre no, it's
post post no, it was pre podcast show show. Yeah,
and I tried to use that window and I walked
in and I couldn't believe it. I said, no one's
in here. So I do what I always do. And
I know this bothers some of you. And if someone
who's handicap comes in, I'll move, But I always go.

(01:41:44):
I always go to the handy stall because it has
the most room. Well, and you're the most and you're
the most secluded. Yeah, that's that's the key.

Speaker 6 (01:41:51):
It's it's wider for those of us that have a
little more girth, and it's at the end of the road,
which means everybody doesn't have to walk by, right.

Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
And that's key. And so I didn't know that this acquaintance,
who loves scripture and we discuss it all the time,
I didn't know he saw me go in. So I
go to the far end where I always do, and
I hide away. I lock my door, and I come
in for a landing, okay, and the process is about

(01:42:19):
to begin, and all of a sudden, outside my stall,
I hear someone quoting Hebrews thirteen, What to.

Speaker 13 (01:42:29):
You to me?

Speaker 3 (01:42:30):
Not just that loud? And I'm like, and I freeze.
I don't know what to do. Hey, Rick, you know,
I was just I just reading Hebrews thirteen, and I thought,
oh no, speaking of the Bible. Lord, deliver me this moment.
And my hand is literally behind me because I always
start with what I do, do a courtesy flush to
hide the first careful, you know, I just want to

(01:42:53):
the first time I go in, I want to have noise,
to drown out any noise that may be associated with it. Okay, yes,
So I don't know what to do. So my hands
back here, and I'm also my my digestive system freezes
because I now I'm locked, and don't I've never had
scripture read to me with my pants around my ankles

(01:43:15):
sitting on a toilet. Never.

Speaker 10 (01:43:16):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:43:17):
And it's not just that he's outside my door talking
to me, which is already enough. He's quoting Hebrews thirteen
to me through the door pass, wanting a response. And
I see the topic. I love the Book of Hebrews.
I'm even considering it from one of our Wednesday Bible studies.
But but I just this is not that. This is
not the moment and the time. And so I think, well,

(01:43:38):
if I go ahead and flush, will he get the message?
So I do not speak because I can't speak. I
go back here and I do the I do the hand.
Of course, it's an old school toilet, and I give
him a flush, and I think, well that'll that'll do it.
He just waits for the flush to dissipate, and he
starts again. He actually stopped for the flush. Yeah, And

(01:44:01):
then I was like, And then this part says see,
I don't want to be like Esau and you know,
who gave up his birthright. And I was just like
and I flush it again, right and and uh, and
I'm thinking to myself, I give him two flushes, trying
to say, please, please, is there any way that you

(01:44:21):
could could could go away from the door. I guess
I should have maybe commented or said something, but I
give him, but I couldn't speak. I did. I didn't know.
I didn't know what to do. Give me a minute,
and uh, yeah, I don't know. Let me get will
you want to get done? Do you say, give me
a minute? It was just such a such an uncomfortable

(01:44:42):
moment for me. I didn't know what to do.

Speaker 6 (01:44:45):
And Rick, there is some irony in this. I find
some humor that you know, probably just me, but you know,
Hebrews thirteen says, keep on loving one another as brothers
and sisters, and do not forget to show hospitality and strangers.

Speaker 3 (01:44:58):
Should he shipped that part byba picture this. I give
him this, and I give him and I think, well,
he'll start and you know, and then at thirteen, I
don't want to be like he saw, who gave up
his birthright and I'm like, I can't believe this is happening.
And you know, and I give him three three no

(01:45:21):
three flusher three fly. I never respond, I don't, I
don't jem do it? And you would give him hope
you were finished, and he was going, well, Rick, he's
he's about finished because he was like that, and he's
probably thinking more. Rick tore up. That's a flusher. I
stayed in there until he eventually grew tired of quoting
Hebrews thirteen. And I heard him fade away out the

(01:45:43):
door and and I just sat there. I mean, and
it was one of those moments that I thought, I
feel like I need therapy. Should I call somebody? You
need counseling? Is this where I get my counselor on
the line? Rick or you? Okay, I'm sitting here with
my pants down on the toll that I'm stuck in
a public restroom. So one just read scripture to me
through the door while I was on the toilet, and

(01:46:03):
and you know, Rick, just get up, pull your pants up,
walk out of there, and go find somebody to talk to.
I didn't know what to do, so you know what
that's done. I'll never go back here. I mean, you
realize how far back now I'm gone. And you know
he thought that he inspired you and all this. He
walked out there him man. I brought the word to Rick.
He never went through his mind. It may made it
made you not listen to one word of it. Look,

(01:46:25):
it's one thing to ask me about, you know, march madness.
I mean, that's bad enough. I don't like that. I
hear people do that sometimes, but but I wasn't ready
for that. Rick, at least be glad he didn't try
to lay hands on it.

Speaker 13 (01:46:36):
Oh good one, Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (01:47:05):
Thought of there's a Belgian man who is not and
he says, I feel I've been assaulted my grace. Would
you like to know why?

Speaker 13 (01:47:13):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:47:14):
Rick bird?

Speaker 6 (01:47:14):
Well, you would think Rick, after nineteen years of marriage,
you would know your spouse pretty well.

Speaker 3 (01:47:20):
Right, you would when you think so nineteen years, yes,
who's also been married? Who's married here? How long? How
long over? Nineteen thirteen? Thirteen? Okay, I don't think you
got to get to nineteen to know about when fifteen
is pretty good. Thirteen? Yeah, you know you learned a
lot that first year.

Speaker 6 (01:47:39):
Rick, a Belgian man my discovers that his wife, who
he's been married to for nineteen years, used to be
a man.

Speaker 3 (01:47:50):
Oh come on now, boy, that's something you got. You got,
I got a question, oh Greg, now now turn him off.
Just Greg, you are the question used to be a man?
Does that mean has had the surge? Or what I
would think?

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
The man?

Speaker 3 (01:48:07):
Do you take you nineteen years to figure it out?

Speaker 6 (01:48:09):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:48:10):
I would say, yes, Hey, kudos to the surgeon if
he pulled that off and you didn't notice it for
nineteen years and pull that off? Okay, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:48:23):
The man only named named as Jan named Monica, his
family's former married.

Speaker 17 (01:48:31):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:48:32):
Yes, he married Monica. Yeah it was Uh well, I'll
tell you this whole thing. I tell you to add
when they got When they got married, they had some
legal difficulties from Belgian immigration authorities. It appears, uh it
appears there was some problems with her birth certificate.

Speaker 3 (01:48:55):
Oh no, there were more problems than that.

Speaker 6 (01:48:57):
Yeah, yeah, the the Belgian courts had doubts about the
authenticity of her birth certificates and her identity papers. Eventually
they worked it out.

Speaker 3 (01:49:10):
Anyway, we'd like to know why your wife's bertificate the
parents check?

Speaker 15 (01:49:17):
Boy?

Speaker 3 (01:49:17):
Yeah, the.

Speaker 6 (01:49:20):
Now clearly the man says he thought she was an
attractive woman. He said she had no male traits at all.

Speaker 3 (01:49:29):
Uh. He was sixty four years old.

Speaker 6 (01:49:31):
And he says that he and his wife had decided
not to have children because he had two from a
previous marriage, and.

Speaker 3 (01:49:37):
There was that reason that his wife was a man.
And but she, she said she agreed real quick and idea.

Speaker 6 (01:49:44):
And he said that during their marriage and during their
marital relations over the years there we go, that he
had never noticed anything out of the ordinary. All right,
said she would even pretend his ordinary is well, Rick,
you know I won't get to that.

Speaker 3 (01:49:59):
I'm just saying. What I'm saying is she.

Speaker 6 (01:50:00):
I'm trying to edit this on the few.

Speaker 3 (01:50:02):
I was just saying she she he whatever, According to
this man did everything a woman would do that you
were married to and uh, and he could not he
saw no real issues here. You know she got signs
must come a long way, right, Yeah, I would agree.
Now are either either old Bob Powell?

Speaker 6 (01:50:23):
He said he said that when Uh, he said they
lived together, had a normal life, said Monica.

Speaker 3 (01:50:30):
There has so many questions.

Speaker 6 (01:50:33):
He said that Monica, who was forty eight years old,
was like a big sister to his children until their
marriage started to come under strain when she got a
new full time job start clubbing. Uh, my oldest son
saw her sometimes at a nightclub. She began to wear
very flashy clothes, skirts, shop rumors begin to surface, and

(01:50:59):
uh he also found messages to his wife from other
men on her computer. He confronted her in a h
about this and it turned violent and led to the
police being called.

Speaker 3 (01:51:13):
Bub I pushed her against the wall and said, now
I know the truth. Are you a man? She then
announced that she was born a boy. How did he
get that she was a man because she was rumors? Well,
that doesn't really that that part. It says that a
friend of his has heard that the club is at
least of his work, that Monica was one time a man.
And then he said his son heard similar rumors. So

(01:51:34):
he confronted her about it. I heard the club and
thing like that was the that's well what he what
he's saying is this. I probably would not have confronted her,
but I was already angry about other things. Oh, let
that go. Well, I'm just talking about he said, I'm
going to investigate. Right. He was mad, So we just said,
I'm gona run the whole list. You know, let me
tell this man talk. Yeah, let me tell you all
the things I've been hearing about the clubbing wars. Were

(01:51:55):
a man right now, the man And they said he
didn't said Monica didn't even had to ask him. He said,
I knew immediately she was once a man when she
threw me down and put me in a hold, choked
me out.

Speaker 6 (01:52:06):
Now, now the husband in this the husband, Michael, is
now undergoing psychiatric treatment following the discovery, and he has
started legal proceedings to have the marriage annulled, but the
Belgium courts has so far refused to allow him to
turn her out of the family home.

Speaker 3 (01:52:24):
Really, by the way, think about our circle of friends,
Think about all of us. Think about somebody. Somebody in
our circle was married nineteen years to a wife that
we all thought we knew. Boy, And all of a sudden,
all the guys know that you were married to really
a man for nineteen years, and you got to go
back to work on Monday. No matter what, you would

(01:52:47):
never ever again hack on anybody. Oh, you think it's funny,
at least I didn't marry a man. Yeah, for nineteen
years Yeah, Pyle, and he you know it seems like
the Adam man at that well, he said he needed
to be what I bigger feet were. I was I
was reading this, said he always thought it was strange
that other men talked about their wives not been to

(01:53:08):
make up their minds, but his wife always could, right,
uh said. His wife is extremely logical and for some
reason changed her own oil, so uh reckon. When he
told her he wanted to go and play cards and
hang out with the guys, she had no problem relate.
We had a flat tire, she said, I got it.

(01:53:28):
You know, she just drop me crazy, asking for all
the latest scores. I come and want to watch Dance
with the Stars.

Speaker 6 (01:53:36):
She was watch ESPN and for some reason, we'll not
looking them out.

Speaker 3 (01:53:42):
Why about the hair dry fast? Probably not that that
was a kind of I won't know what kind of
procedures she had, because that must have been impressively. He's
just he's just in denial. Well it says she had
a long time ago or he Well, yeah, but still
that's that's that's quite an artist. Nineteen years you well.

Speaker 4 (01:53:59):
I'm on, Well, that's as long as this show basically
has been in existence. Imagine imagine that.

Speaker 3 (01:54:04):
Well, I'm not Sarah pulling it off for nineteen days,
but nineteen years and you ain't figured that out. They said,
she quit using that term. They said that his lawyer.
His lawyer said that they he wants to sit down
and start talking to him about what they're going to file.
But he says, for the last three days he's been
constantly in the shower scrubbing, and you're going through mouthwash

(01:54:25):
like you wouldn't believe, go and take another bath, shower,
He's going through soap like there's no tomorrow. He's using
the beer bonge to get listen. I feel I've been assaulted.

(01:54:46):
He said, well, yeah, you have. You've been assault I said, yes,
you have. That's so much different than finding out how
you were married once you could have told me that,
you know, it's so different now, Yeah, you got kids.
I wasn't know. That's probably the worst case scenario. But
the voice, yeah, Rick, Rick, that's the worst that I'm
a go on record, that is the worst case scenario. Yeah, well,

(01:55:09):
actually want to go home.

Speaker 6 (01:55:10):
If he had treatments and you know, hormones probably changed.

Speaker 3 (01:55:15):
Well, you know, but there are things like you know,
she told me that all the women her family had
large Adams apples. You know, yeah, he said, I'll tell
you one thing. Your feature are big. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:55:26):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:55:26):
She wouldn't sit with the other women at the Thanksgiving
football games. She wanted to be in.

Speaker 13 (01:55:38):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 2 (01:55:56):
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Speaker 6 (01:56:16):
You know, I'm just still in the globe of a
great weekend, you know what, And I know you are.

Speaker 3 (01:56:20):
Too, Absolutely it is. How about it is You've got
to spend time with your spouse. I know, we come
up with all these other reasons not to do that.
But if you don't take care of that relationship, that
is the center of everything that goes on in at home.
And if it's not healthy, nothing's healthy, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:56:37):
And I know, but you know, you just get away
and you don't you know that you don't worry about
if the dogs fed or Yeah, it's great.

Speaker 3 (01:56:43):
Sometimes you get if anybody's got lunch, you just you
just kick back, you know, there you go and it
is and it is great. There's no how about this.
There's no greater gift you can give your children then
to make sure that mom and daddy got there.

Speaker 6 (01:56:55):
Nobody enjoys being irresponsible on me.

Speaker 3 (01:56:57):
Oh not the greatest, And that isn't that the greatest?
You just call it. I'm out, I'm checking out about
this hunch of clock and you out of there. Responsibility
is important, but let's face it, it is a hassle.

Speaker 6 (01:57:08):
Well, everybody needs to break from it. Yeah, absolutely, you know,
then you come back to reality and you got to
get your job done. But uh, you know, checking out
for a little wall. Nobody heard yes, Uh what I
mean what you'll what all y'all?

Speaker 3 (01:57:19):
Do you just hang out? Get a massage every now
and then there's a dang love love fast, ye sleep late.

Speaker 4 (01:57:25):
I heard you said you said you sitting by the fire.
Well that's wrong with the fire. There's not a fire
in the room. We had to go down the lobby
to sit by it. But that was pretty fun too,
watching people. And uh, it was kind of funny that
Rascal Flats checked in right behind us. I thought that
was funny this, yeah, because we pulled in and then
there was this motor cave come up right behind us,
and uh, I thought, well, how about that I hadn't

(01:57:45):
seen police motorcycles in the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:57:47):
Did you just say motor cave. Yes, I did. Well,
that's what he's on his mind. He's getting away. What
is the correct That's what I said in motorcade. You
said cave. Well, I'm a rite that down to hold
on motor cave. Now that I think you're thinking oderint cave.
I think you're thinking of got comert. There's a lot

(01:58:08):
of eating and sleeping and massaging.

Speaker 6 (01:58:11):
Uh yeah, just staring out the window. I like just
sitting and looking out the wind. And it was you know,
it was so cold, it was crisp out there. Yeah,
you know, it just kind of neat to just sit around.

Speaker 3 (01:58:22):
Yeah, because you were talking about the fireplace, because you know,
I mean, I'm incredibly I'm incredibly hot natured. Oh yeah,
and and from my wife and I talked about this
over the weekend because I like a fireplace, but I
can only be near one when it is ice cold.
Because news this weekend, that's it's perfect because fireplaces are hot. Yeah.
I don't even enjoy fireplaces. I like looking at them

(01:58:43):
from a distance, but I mean the ones that actually
put off heat, like the real ones. I mean they're
too hot for me. I mean you over there, anybody's like, man,
this is great. Next time, I'm like man burning up. Yeah,
I can't be near it until I sitting around looking
out the window, all right, you.

Speaker 6 (01:58:58):
Know, just talking and reflecting on the great You know,
we've been married twenty three years. I mean that's throwing
two years dating, that's twenty five years, you know, crazy love.
So it's right m hm ye talking reflecting right, No worrying,
just no worry. I didn't even know what time it was.

Speaker 3 (01:59:17):
Who cares about that? You know? You have to put
down the time to go eat. I don't know you're hungry,
right not? You know what, I stay here by the fire.
The greatest getaways of all time shoes, The greatest getaway
of all time are the ones thirsty, are the ones
that have nothing to do with planning. No, I don't
want any planning, none, no, not at all. When you want,
when you want to eat, when you want to eat,

(01:59:37):
whenever we're hungry. Yeah, when you want to go to bed.

Speaker 6 (01:59:42):
Now right right, I'm not sleepy. I think I'll stay up. Yeah,
so I'm sleepy.

Speaker 3 (01:59:47):
Time to go to bed. That's a great thing. I
love it. I just unplugged the clock. I didn't even
look at it. Did you to take your sleepap?

Speaker 16 (01:59:54):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:59:54):
Yeah, we sure you have sleep. Don't that got in away?
I bet no, not really, you don't bring that. You
don't bring that own. Whoever, it's official. The if you
could have pulled off Rascal Flat singing to Betty oh Man. Well,
they looked like they were busy. They were in a hurry.
They had to get onto the little rock. Plus that
guy talks so high pitching.

Speaker 6 (02:00:14):
Hey do I'm good?

Speaker 3 (02:00:16):
Yeah, you don't.

Speaker 6 (02:00:18):
When I had my hair brown, you know, with a
blinde every I look like that guy little.

Speaker 3 (02:00:23):
After a bee sting you in early days too? How
about this? He's not lean.

Speaker 6 (02:00:28):
No, you see you see that comparison much more you
see Lenny Krab.

Speaker 3 (02:00:33):
Yeah, hey, little fellow, you should do sing. I want
to ask you a question. The so you looked out
the window, you spit by the fire got him beside?
It was It wasn't a couple of my No, no, no,
I don't think I can. I'm just not. I don't
do a couple of myself. What all you want to know?
I go to sleep?

Speaker 6 (02:00:54):
I mean I'm gonna be snoring in a few minutes. Anyway,
I don't even know. I'll say I went to get
a massage. I never know if I get one or
not because I'm out. You know, I'll wake up. They
could have gone got a coach it outside.

Speaker 3 (02:01:05):
I don't know. Can I tell you something? You to
wake up? So you paid it? Take an out? Well
pretty much. This is the thing that always baffles me.
You know who you are to massage therapy. You're the
drunk guy that can't remember the concert. They never understood
those guys that get so drunk they pay money for
an event they don't even recall. So do they have
to shake you to wake you up? Uh? Well usually
they'll they'll say, so what about what does not roll

(02:01:28):
over and not wake you up or anything?

Speaker 6 (02:01:30):
Well, yeah, that part would too, but that's just one minute.
Then I'm out again.

Speaker 3 (02:01:34):
Why don't you just go lay on your stomach for
but I do? Can you massage therapist when I feel better?
When it's over?

Speaker 9 (02:01:44):
You know so?

Speaker 13 (02:01:44):
Well?

Speaker 3 (02:01:44):
You think you do?

Speaker 10 (02:01:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:01:46):
Yeah, because I'm telling it. If you were my client
and it's it's I don't let dude drug me listen.
As dependable as dependable as bove is. I'm going to sleep.
You know what they do. They booked two people massage service,
doesn't they Once he goes sleep the guard let me
get over here on this other one. Wake up? Okay,

(02:02:06):
I feel in our mind?

Speaker 13 (02:02:08):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (02:02:08):
I feel better? Oh yeah, how do you take your
seapap into the massage? No, you don't know. I didn't know.
You said you sleep, so you snore? Then probably do
you some of it? Do you see you drowned out
like in your playing in the background? I could probably could. Yeah,
what what do you What are you focusing on during
the massage? If I don't know what they're rubbing.

Speaker 6 (02:02:29):
Well, I'm asleep. I'm not really focusing on anything.

Speaker 3 (02:02:31):
So why do you go? What makes you feel better?
You know you don't in circulation, but once they're not
really rubbing on you, Well, I don't know, That's what
I'm saying. Honestly, you really don't know. If you really
don't know, so you don't know if it's feeling better.

Speaker 6 (02:02:43):
You know, I feel better in my mind, even if
it's a pu sebo I took one.

Speaker 3 (02:02:47):
But let me tell you something that explains. Because I
made a male massage therapist said, he gave you a massage,
and I said, I don't think so, because I didn't
know it.

Speaker 6 (02:02:53):
Yeah, it was that would be the case, they said,
we called that. Look, you know, I don't want to
You know, they do it. I'm sure they do a
great job.

Speaker 12 (02:03:02):
Dude.

Speaker 6 (02:03:02):
I just my spine won't relax. Know what I do
drubbing me. Now, if we're in public and it's a
trainer situation, I have no problem with it.

Speaker 3 (02:03:10):
But I just I don't want to be in the
dark room and all that. It just my spine just
tenses up. I can't even go to sleep. Yeah, you
don't want to hear it, just relax, No, no, which
leads to an uncomfortable commentary really on on why it
makes you uncomfortable. But then a woman comes in that's
not your wife. The reason it makes you uncomfort the
dudes in there, Now there's a woman in there. I mean,

(02:03:31):
it really gets all twisted.

Speaker 4 (02:03:32):
Well, I think you're probably gonna have to just take it,
you know, pick So. I just I think it's the
callous on his hands that bother me.

Speaker 6 (02:03:40):
Yeah, because I figure, if you know, if I'm attacked,
the dude might could hold me down.

Speaker 3 (02:03:44):
But I think the girl, I can get away, you
know what I mean? You may go that far with
it scenarios. I didn't think you ran. Yeah, hello there, dude.

Speaker 6 (02:03:58):
You if you were a tact you know, you always think, hey,
hey can I can I take this situation?

Speaker 13 (02:04:03):
Now?

Speaker 3 (02:04:03):
Do you go for the deep tissue massage?

Speaker 10 (02:04:05):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:04:06):
No, you just like the bear.

Speaker 6 (02:04:08):
I want, I want the relaxation, so on go to sleep.
What you're doing? What I did not sit behind my laptop,
and I'm sure it was inappropate.

Speaker 3 (02:04:19):
I just wonder what attack. Asked me a question, what
do you mean by attack? And I said, well, I
can tell you.

Speaker 13 (02:04:24):
That ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (02:05:02):
A lot of you may remember the story my my
grandmother has has stepped into glory as as she would say,
years ago, but a few years ago. And she was
of course staying in an assisted living area called it
was called Cook Springs. It still is where she was crowned.

Speaker 6 (02:05:19):
Several projects over there.

Speaker 3 (02:05:21):
Where she was crowned missus Cook Springs, Yes, which was
which was huge and uh, and she of course is uh.
I don't you know some people, I don't know whether
when they stepped into heaven they they heard well done.
I just heard about one a minute ago that we
may get to want to make sure I have all
the details, but I know she did. Uh. I've said
it many times that you you you may not have

(02:05:44):
known her name here, but in heaven where it really counts,
they know her name there and her legacy. I run
into all over uh, this city where she lived, where
I live now, and everywhere. I can't tell you the
number of people that come up to me and say,
it was your grandmother that showed me Christ. Uh, she's
the one. And so I know a lot of other
people get a lot of worldly accolades who made it,

(02:06:05):
But I got news for when you get into attorney.
Those only ones that's gonna matter.

Speaker 1 (02:06:09):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:06:09):
But but anyway, on that note, so we developed this
relationship with this assisted living facility, and remember we talked
about it on the program. Undoubtedly walkers were were not
made with the proper.

Speaker 6 (02:06:26):
I don't know why tennis balls are just does it
help it slide or does it help it hold?

Speaker 3 (02:06:34):
Well, it goes back to what Greg said one day,
why aren't walkers made with something like that already on it?
If you have to have, if it's so crucial, well,
in years and years past, they requested, because of Bubba's
love for tennis, that when he gets a bag full
of tennis balls, would would we mind having somebody drop
them by.

Speaker 6 (02:06:52):
Yeah, the used ones that are no longer when they
are called dead, they don't have the compression.

Speaker 10 (02:06:57):
Now.

Speaker 3 (02:06:57):
When my grandmother was still on earth, she would say
bring them, which she got the job done. And and
now she is, you know, of course already an eternity.
But they still need them. And one of the things
we've talked about on the program is dealing with Greg,
is that you know, Greg is he's now our connection.
He's now our connection to cook Springs because he's because

(02:07:20):
you drive by it on the way home. And now
we went through this thing with Greg and and my
parents in fresh vegetables. I don't want to go back
through that again.

Speaker 6 (02:07:27):
And uh and and we're and then we had the
report that if Greg would bring them more tennis balls,
they would cook him to cake.

Speaker 3 (02:07:35):
They said, they're not necessary, and and well, Greg, they
know that you have a reputation. You are exaggerated sometimes
you know, I know you mean well, but you struggle
with you know, your these are not this These things
can be tough for you there trying to get you know,
go from point A to point B and do something
kind call it, Greg, I mean, it's right on my

(02:07:56):
way home. There's there's nothing to and we're not asking
you to go to Ethiopy. I have to see the
tennis balls, y'all keep talking about today.

Speaker 6 (02:08:04):
Today, this particular facility Rick that hurd, it's down the
heel from the Interstate. I mean literally literally, you almost
could just throw them out the window that roll to
the front door.

Speaker 3 (02:08:14):
You could.

Speaker 6 (02:08:15):
Uh, although that's probably illegal being on the interstate, but
it wouldn't be the worst thing on the interstate this morning,
I understand no so uh, but Greg, there is a
giant When you go out today, you will see a
giant black trash bag full of tennis balls in the
bed of your truck.

Speaker 3 (02:08:32):
Now the time you go home tonight, I'm like to
haul them around all weekend because I'm not gonna I
don't go home Fridays till on Monday. Yeah, but I
got to haul them. I'm putting them in here here
he goes, Yeah, right around tests balls all weekend?

Speaker 15 (02:08:44):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (02:08:44):
You wrote you rode around with Mama squashed it.

Speaker 6 (02:08:48):
I forgot about it though, Greg, even though you go
home late tonight, could you just like stop and set
them by the front door and ring the doora.

Speaker 3 (02:08:57):
Calls like a ruckus. No, it won't. You know, they
don't like people say, would you mind tying them up
nice and just leaving them with the cooked springs? Egs,
I'll do it monday. I'll take them by monday, will
you Yeah? On my way home, so there's no walker
slip this weekend? Well, too real? They could be three

(02:09:17):
broke hips by Well. I'm just saying, look, today's not
a good day for you all to bring them. Should
have you know? Brought him yesterday?

Speaker 6 (02:09:25):
I worked well, I was waiting until I had a
fair amount.

Speaker 3 (02:09:28):
So from yesterday to day you got a bunch come in. Well,
I just they all. I got them together, some of
these Gregors from the latest championship. Oh wait a minute,
are you serious?

Speaker 21 (02:09:38):
Now?

Speaker 3 (02:09:38):
What that meant is Bubba somehow got a nap your
standup motivated? Yeah? I did so for a while. Man,
I was hurting yesterday. Do you want the cake? What
kind of cake you want? I don't want cake. I
don't need a cake. Why not? I don't need cake?
You should help people don't leave autie. I need a cake.

Speaker 6 (02:09:55):
They should leave it outside. So when you drop them
tonight a about one o'clock, it'll be if you.

Speaker 3 (02:10:01):
Work at work at cook Springs German chocolate, just out
there by the door. Don't. Well, here's the thing. I'm
not ringing them by to night. They don't want people
snooping around you. You don't know them. You like white,
I sing, I've been there manytimes in dark and dark. No,
I'm not. I don't want cake. I don't want a cake.
Why not? He likes white and white? I think I
want to deal with Craig. But you don't have to
deal with someone's kindness. No, it isn't now run them

(02:10:23):
out there. It's not important. Why don't you make happy?
I am. I'm gonna bring them the tennis balls. Do
you want me to run them out there?

Speaker 1 (02:10:30):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:10:31):
I get it Monday. I'm my way home now.

Speaker 15 (02:10:33):
They have.

Speaker 3 (02:10:34):
It's only about thirty five miles out of my way. Yeah, Greg, Greg,
if they work twenty four to seven, there's somebody.

Speaker 4 (02:10:40):
That Greg, Look, buddy, if you don't want to talk
to anybody this tonight's a great opportunity.

Speaker 3 (02:10:45):
Just drop them, ring the doorbell. Great point. You don't
go just dropping and ringing doorbells at this place.

Speaker 4 (02:10:51):
So you want to go by monday and just to eat,
sit down and eat with them. I'm gonna go by
monday and drop them off them my way home.

Speaker 3 (02:10:56):
Would you mind having lunch? Yeah, no, because it's gonna
maybe give them motivational thought like a late lunch. I'm
just gonna drop them off and go go to the house.
Whether if you can do that, do it tonight. I'm
not going in there at midnight when rummaging around, cook
springs all the law at the front door. Would I
tell you you've never been there, that's a gate, you
can't get anything. Then put them at the gate. What

(02:11:17):
about it's the gate. You may not get them. Then
what will happened? Somebody's gonna come in tomorrow? How already know?
I hate for us designed walkers where you don't need
to this boss, Why don't you? This is it? Take
the line you don't want to twenty thirteen. At the
bottom of it, I don't care, but I'm saying it's
a dang shame that in twenty thirteen you got to
put a stinking tennis ball on a walker to make

(02:11:37):
it work. It's coming out now, it's coming out, thank you.
I mean they obviously have to. Is it nibbling? Yeah?
I feel something. You're letting the Walker Company off a little.
You're letting the Walker Company off easy, is all I'm saying.
I know, Greg, I hear you. Now, this is why
you don't want to go by tonight. No, I'm not
going tonight. No, this is why, though, get stupid. I'm
not breaking into cook Springs in the middle of the

(02:11:58):
night to leave tennis by Just hang them on the gate, yeah,
staple on the on the trash bag. Here's here's your
tennis balls, Greg out yeah, yeah, and.

Speaker 4 (02:12:08):
That way they know, and then just hang them on
the gate, like Bubba said, will be sitting right there
on the post, right. I guarantee you they'll have to.

Speaker 3 (02:12:15):
I don't want a cake? Why don't why I don't
like I don't know. I don't need nothing to eat?
What about what about a vegetable? I don't even need
a thin chicken? Rick? Here's what we got about a
how about a cast row?

Speaker 1 (02:12:29):
Rick?

Speaker 4 (02:12:29):
Here's what we got over here, we got go by tonight.
Hang them on the gate and go okay or over here,
we got go by Monday, have some cake and and
a late lunch with him.

Speaker 3 (02:12:38):
Which one you can do? Now?

Speaker 6 (02:12:39):
What will happen is he will get him out of
the truck because he doesn't want to drive around all weekend.
They'll get in that back room and never be seen again. Right,
that back room eats things like a monster.

Speaker 3 (02:12:50):
I almost set them out here in the middle of
the floor. Well, then take them tonight. I'm not taking
them tonight. Why not? God, guys, they have a gate.
So Monday they want some guy come and banging on
the cake?

Speaker 6 (02:13:01):
Why you got a bang? I'll run them over.

Speaker 3 (02:13:02):
Just hang them on the game. Tell you to bang
it on again when I tell you to break in.
When I tell you to bang, just hang them. Drop
them by to night, just a two security officer, or
right or monday, go what's the number? A mondy? Go
by and visit and maybe have a maybe have a
ten minute to monday. I'll drop them on my way home.
About this in about an hour? Why don't you call
miss that? What don't you call about in about two hours?

(02:13:25):
Call let them know when you're dropping it off. That
way the security guard knows. Why not. I'm not I'm
just gonna take them Monday. If somebody needs them tomorrow, Well,
if didny one that important? Because we just now got them.
You know what I'm saying, they might have need them
two weeks. They're trying to be they're trying to be
nice about it. What are you going to speak about?
I doubt that it shuts. I doubt Walker is completely
down if they don't have.

Speaker 6 (02:13:45):
I love when your mom tells Greg, they'll bake your cake.

Speaker 3 (02:13:48):
But I don't need a cake. Well, you know what,
I got to get a cake home. Cake in lunch.
My mom said that when when the fresh vegetables come
in this year, that whatever Greg wants, if you'll just bring.

Speaker 6 (02:13:58):
Yourself, they'll carry them on. They'll carry him on that
cruise to Alaska. So I'm getting the number for you
to call.

Speaker 3 (02:14:04):
Well, I ain't calling what I because I'm gonna take
them Monday, and they don't have to call.

Speaker 6 (02:14:08):
We have we have somebody says they will do it.
They will be a good sumarity do it.

Speaker 3 (02:14:12):
My gosh, it will just be Monday.

Speaker 13 (02:14:27):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (02:14:48):
I was spent some time down at the farm yesterday
trying to get ready for hunting the season, you know,
for gun season coming up. Both seeds already started just
looking around little scouting this kind of stuff, checking cameras.
And so I was testing because Buba and I have
talked about this. If you go down to the county
where Gary the bulldozer man, the Spurmaster himself lives, he
somehow has a sense that he knows you're there. So

(02:15:10):
I was going to test this by not letting Gary
know I was anywhere near the farm and went through
the entire operation, and I kid you not got in
my truck just about to leave the property and a
text came in, Hey what you do? Hey? You seeing
that email sank you? And I thought, what what does
Gary doing? Somebody's sense and I'm here again, So I

(02:15:31):
just said, well, I'll call him. Because I'm driving, I
don't really have time to check email, So I will
call Gary. And he said, hey, he ever heard a
shark tank? And I said, yeah, I'm familiar with sharp tank. Hey,
I got an email from it. I want to have
my Turkey Collumn shark tank. And I said, Gary, are

(02:15:54):
you sure about that? Hey, check your email, so send
it to me. And it does say, uh, it says
would you send that to us? I'd love just id
like to investigate it myself. Gary. I love how they
address it to Gary. Interesting. I'm one of the product
managers from the studios of Kevin Harrington. An original shark

(02:16:15):
on Shark Tank. Spurmaster was brought to our attention to
evaluate is to be potentially be part of our upcoming
d R TV campaign. So, Gary, welcome to the show. Buddy.
You all right? You talking about a dog? Gary? This

(02:16:38):
sell down. Gary, You got to get in a good spot.

Speaker 12 (02:16:40):
Where are you Well, I'm sitting down here in town.

Speaker 3 (02:16:46):
Are you what? You're in Birmingham?

Speaker 10 (02:16:49):
No?

Speaker 7 (02:16:49):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:16:53):
So the Big Sea? Okay? Gary? So, so how when
you all this email? What did you think? Oh?

Speaker 12 (02:17:03):
I figured one of them whole acxes?

Speaker 3 (02:17:05):
What what hoo axs? Do you mean? You mean hoax?
You mean hoax hoo ax? Yeah? Yeah, So, Gary, I've
looked at it that this I even researched the name
and everything in this email and and it and it
looks like it is is the real deal because he's
this guy said he's products that he's supposed to be
managing for Kevin Harrington Productions. Is outdoor living.

Speaker 22 (02:17:29):
Well, I ain't got time to put that bunch.

Speaker 3 (02:17:33):
Gary, you realized they could probably sell thousands. You gotta
be careful where that phone. I know, goodness, Gary, you
realize they could probably Is that what he said he did?
I'm gonna assume good night. Gary had heard you laughing
a while. I didn't know we could laugh. This is

(02:17:58):
hanging up on you.

Speaker 6 (02:17:59):
He's gonna have to give shark tank find the phone.

Speaker 3 (02:18:01):
Hey, I'm hanging up. Why don't Why don't we just
interview you? And you Hi? Gary? Your phone? I'm sorry,
we care I told you to break if he's in town.

Speaker 7 (02:18:11):
I'm setting now with uh three bars on the phone.

Speaker 3 (02:18:15):
I can't tell hear me? That was better? Hold it.
Whatever you're doing now, stay with that. Yeah. Are you
my hand?

Speaker 12 (02:18:22):
Wonder?

Speaker 3 (02:18:23):
Yeah, it's not hand out the window, he said, it's not.
It seems to be some kind of what you're pulling
a who axe on here. He's standing the back of
your truck. Are you on top of your jeep?

Speaker 7 (02:18:35):
Well, that's where I'm at.

Speaker 6 (02:18:36):
Get on that back and use that diesel gas tank
as a ground plane.

Speaker 7 (02:18:40):
It might help you out what what you want to know?

Speaker 12 (02:18:43):
I'm not interested going on any shark tank.

Speaker 3 (02:18:46):
I'd like to see you on there. You have to
do this. What do you mean you're not going to
do this? But they can't have nothing? Sleave his shirt on.

Speaker 12 (02:18:54):
Well, I start selling a bunch of my after Turkey
population out.

Speaker 3 (02:18:59):
Yeah, you're not gonna want the Turkey population out because
your call is so good. There it goes again.

Speaker 12 (02:19:07):
Yeah, I ain't got time for that short time stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:19:11):
Gary, You realize this is they might buy that from you.
When people produce products, these are the emails they're waiting on. Well,
this is next level stuff, Garry. You got all from
a percentage. But that's fine.

Speaker 12 (02:19:25):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 22 (02:19:26):
I just figured it was a scam or something.

Speaker 3 (02:19:30):
That's right now.

Speaker 12 (02:19:31):
I send it to you and you know, but I
just don't think it's you know, anything to it.

Speaker 3 (02:19:37):
No, this is not like the Disney vacation where they
wonted four hundred and fifty eight bucks. Right, this is different.

Speaker 12 (02:19:42):
Oh yeah, I won that last year tex Quo fifty
eight dollars. I said, how come I got to play
for it?

Speaker 3 (02:19:55):
I'm sorry, thanks, Gary, we tried so hard. Well, he's
back on the line, he's probably are you going to go?
I ain't got no time going shark tank right there
is with a lot better.

Speaker 6 (02:20:13):
They might give you a lot of money, Bob.

Speaker 3 (02:20:14):
I may hate. I'm selling them things up all way
up in Quebec as it is. And if I IF I,
if I, if I put these calls out there, I
mean that Turkey population of safety exists much better. I
ain't got time for no shark tank.

Speaker 14 (02:20:27):
As a Mark Cuban may actually run for president, you
could be speaking to the next president.

Speaker 3 (02:20:33):
Hey, hey, Hamseen, I ain't talking no keeping people. I
like to talk to people my own kind. I don't
speak Spaniola taking all the jobs, and we don't do
something about this border, we're gonna have an issue. So
I ain't talking no Cubans. Since Mark Cuban, well I don't.
I don't care what kind of Cuban is. I ain't

(02:20:54):
talking to He owns a basketball team of must other things. Well,
you know how I feel about basketball, and I don't
watch it. I tell her. I do like sa Tide though,
bro Tide. Yeah, where you at on the NFL protest? Gry? Now,
don't watch it. Taking knee to American flag? I got
nothing for you. It's so easy. Don't go into field

(02:21:21):
Phil Roberson. I just talked to in my mind. Hey,
you knelt for the flag. I ain't got nothing for you.
They can take the NFL and stick it in there.
NF got whoa how she feels are they coming up?

Speaker 7 (02:21:38):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (02:21:39):
I got take of money? You got what that check
of money? Bring them in? That's curious grass, it's for turkeys.
And he pushes said over body, sham. Motorie is full
of he's full of biologic. Hey, hey, I put there
out there. I put biologic over here on the left,
and I put take of mine over on the right.

(02:22:02):
And then I look at the pictures. They'll walk across
that Moultrie crap to get over to what I put
out You watch, Sorry, you say, call me a liar.

Speaker 6 (02:22:11):
I got to choosee between you and Dan Moultrie on this.

Speaker 3 (02:22:14):
That's right. Motrie is looking out for Motrie of yesterday's Now.
I tell who Motrie looks after, and that's Dan Motrie. Hey, hey, hey,
he won my call. But I wouldn't turn it loose.
I ain't gonna turn it looseen, no short tank. I

(02:22:36):
make it down there in my shed, and I like
I do it. You know, I'm making a little money
here and there. I seventy seventy five of them.

Speaker 6 (02:22:43):
Geary, I think it would be good. I think it
would be good for Clinton for you to be on
you know, network TV.

Speaker 3 (02:22:49):
Yeah, prompt absolutely. Hey, then then everybody's gonna be down
there looking at that water tank. It looks like somebody's
buttocks and it's just the peach girls. Is your phone better?

Speaker 22 (02:23:02):
I guess I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:23:03):
I've been its. It's not even kind of love your clothes. Hey,
I got that cork cutter. Sounds like it got a
hold of your phones. Done cut my phone here. I
noticed you're at the dentist this week. What hey, Well,
I was down there for Rick at that time. Hey,

(02:23:25):
that time, you know, he had me on that than
getting his daddy's boat. And when we had got that
dang trailer, we went Nate Meskin. I bet down on
something on him chips and broke the too. Three four
months I find a joke, Wing, Hey, I got to
get to the dentist today. Please one more, Yarry, what

(02:23:48):
happened at the dennist? Uh? Well, we had to get
you know that I broke, Yeah, you're talking about.

Speaker 12 (02:23:55):
That, you broke.

Speaker 22 (02:23:57):
I had to get it gone it was killing man.

Speaker 3 (02:24:00):
Yad to get it gone. He's killing me. Oh yeah,
what did you? What did you? What did you have
done to it? I had it pulled, I had it pooled.
You mean you didn't camp it or something?

Speaker 7 (02:24:12):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (02:24:13):
You didn't camp it? You just had the whole thing
pulled out.

Speaker 22 (02:24:16):
Oh yeah, it was broke.

Speaker 3 (02:24:18):
He's broke crown.

Speaker 6 (02:24:20):
Are you getting are you getting an artificial one to
go in it?

Speaker 13 (02:24:24):
Or what?

Speaker 3 (02:24:25):
Well?

Speaker 22 (02:24:25):
I don't know. He said, uh, you know, he left
the hole back there and on the back and he
said he could put a breathe or something. And I said,
I may just chew on one side and let that.

Speaker 3 (02:24:38):
God did you tell me he straddled you because you
had to get in there to pull it out?

Speaker 7 (02:24:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, I told him.

Speaker 22 (02:24:47):
He well, a girl come in there. That gave me
three shots, you know. And she said did you left
fell fat?

Speaker 9 (02:24:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (02:24:55):
I said, well, I said, feel like I could cool
the fire gallon buckeye to suit.

Speaker 3 (02:25:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 22 (02:25:05):
I spent the time over, been to the dentist.

Speaker 3 (02:25:07):
So what that would the second time? Oh yeah, Oh yeah,
I gotta add that. Oh yeah, oh yeah, do what
I'm just practicing, So no, hope to go on Shark Tank.

Speaker 22 (02:25:21):
No, I don't care nothing about that.

Speaker 3 (02:25:23):
No, I don't care nothing about that. Gary.

Speaker 6 (02:25:25):
I think it would be good for the for the
community for you to represent on National two.

Speaker 22 (02:25:30):
I just don't think it's legit.

Speaker 3 (02:25:32):
I think it's uh I I I just don't think
it's legit.

Speaker 6 (02:25:40):
Seif you spit, please do it and tell not made
a mistake of dream.

Speaker 3 (02:25:43):
But it is legit, Garry, I'm looking at this is Listen,
let's at least contact this guy back and see what
they want to do.

Speaker 22 (02:25:50):
You contact you my agent?

Speaker 3 (02:25:52):
Are you his handler? I guess so, Rick, You contact
him and talk like he could be you.

Speaker 22 (02:25:58):
Gary, I'm not gonna baby.

Speaker 3 (02:26:01):
You know, I don't want to sell a whole lot
of them anyway.

Speaker 22 (02:26:04):
Why is that it's dangerous ilaking him?

Speaker 7 (02:26:09):
No time.

Speaker 3 (02:26:10):
I looked at my game camera pictures yesterday night, taking
mind he's bringing them turkeys in Oh, yeah, I knew it,
except yeah, yeah, you said.

Speaker 22 (02:26:19):
I might got found out what from on my phone?
When I put it on the pictor phone, that's when it.

Speaker 3 (02:26:25):
Yeah, we'll go put us on the speaker.

Speaker 19 (02:26:27):
It's it's compressing, Okay, Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba, Bubba.

Speaker 3 (02:27:10):
You and I, of course are always worried about her
wait and trying to do things that we can come
up with. You know, you and I have been very
innovative in the diting world, or on dits we come
up with well Rick, you know I.

Speaker 6 (02:27:20):
You know, we were just talking about those inventions and
the lack of those people, and you see some of
that coming out on Shark Tank. But you know, I
want to be an innovator. I want to be a
problem solver. I want to fix things absolutely.

Speaker 3 (02:27:32):
You know, I did my diet say no to the show?

Speaker 14 (02:27:34):
Right?

Speaker 3 (02:27:34):
And when I when when I wouldn't eat here? And
I lost twenty five pounds immediately, right and uh and
that ended right? But then you said yes to the show? Yeah,
and then of course, but well you know what to
say no alway. Well, let's face it, y'all. Working here
is like being Randy Travis. And in that kitchen is
wild irish row all right, right, you know what I mean?
What's up?

Speaker 9 (02:27:53):
Now?

Speaker 3 (02:27:54):
It's a place, it's a dinner center. I mean it's
just it's it's just temptation everywhere you turn, food every everywhere.
So you've developed now, first.

Speaker 6 (02:28:02):
Of all, well, I've tried, well, I've tried different different ideas,
and I'm experienced, Rick, and I think this is premature
to bring it to the audience. Okay, I mean I
was working on this and Speedy you know, if he
comes across your notes on.

Speaker 3 (02:28:16):
Something, absolutely wow, it's just funny. Hey, I just well,
I was.

Speaker 6 (02:28:22):
I was a fan of Greg's workout regiment called twenty ten.

Speaker 3 (02:28:27):
You talk about twenty ten and tell them Greg how
that worked. You run twenty steps and then you walk
ten twenty ten, twenty ten, twenty ten and you get
the lexcise. There you go.

Speaker 6 (02:28:36):
So I was thinking about because we have so much
delicious food brought to us here though, and I am
so thankful to our listing audience. They're great people and man,
they can cook amazing that, you know. And I like
in the breaks to kind of it's kind of just
a change of scenery. We walk in the kitchen, and
you know, from time to time we'll have.

Speaker 3 (02:28:54):
A bite or something that's every ten minutes, And it
happened sixteen times during the show, right, But we go
to break sixteen times, and in between breaks is ten minutes.

Speaker 6 (02:29:05):
Well, every now and then I hit ping pong balls
and you know, so there's different working it off. But
I got to thinking about Gregg's plan, and I thought,
what if I just come in here and sample all
of this delicious food and then walk it off, going
back and forth to.

Speaker 3 (02:29:21):
The kitchen, you know, walk out off there.

Speaker 6 (02:29:24):
So I was thinking one trip to the kitchen, one
bot and made it the eleven dit. Okay, But then
I got in there and I tasted that last dish
it was brought in, and I changed it to the
thirty one DIT, which means one trip in three bots,
and anybody was talking about it. There was a brief
moment it was the twenty one dot and then it.

Speaker 3 (02:29:46):
Migrated go from eleven to thirty one about a minute,
I half pretty quick. Yeah, real good.

Speaker 6 (02:29:52):
So it's still on the drawing board. I don't know
if it's gonna work out.

Speaker 3 (02:29:55):
Well, that explains why I'm looking over at your notepad
and you're writing forty one right by the way. This
little notepad you have is always intriguing me. How about this.
I would love at the end of every show for
you to go and I me just go hand that
over and I try to go read read the notes
somebody and figure out what your random thoughts were and
your notes worthrough out?

Speaker 6 (02:30:14):
He Look, it's I really hadn't wrote much today. Some
days it's just full of stuff, right, you notice it?

Speaker 3 (02:30:19):
Today?

Speaker 6 (02:30:19):
I have Castro super Bowl numbers helms. And when the
guy called in, I wrote W S F A Josh
when he was talking about tigers, I thought I might
refer that's all I got today?

Speaker 3 (02:30:31):
Really, so do you ever not forty one one written
that down? Did you put roger on?

Speaker 8 (02:30:36):
So?

Speaker 3 (02:30:36):
Do you think you can lose weight by going and
eating three bites of every dish?

Speaker 15 (02:30:40):
People?

Speaker 3 (02:30:41):
It was, uh, you know this is like Google X.
I mean, this is this is think tank.

Speaker 6 (02:30:45):
It's not ready for implementation, it has problems, it hasn't
been brought to market yet. Well, it ain't cord Buddy
of food, okay, right, you know it was just a thought,
that's sure.

Speaker 3 (02:30:56):
Hampson has got a question. It's a very important one too,
about your diet.

Speaker 14 (02:31:00):
Onto that what this is if you're eating BA segment
one into the kitchen, right, does that mean you get
six the next time?

Speaker 3 (02:31:08):
I really haven't you want you out three bites?

Speaker 4 (02:31:10):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (02:31:11):
Which is forty eight bytes?

Speaker 16 (02:31:13):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (02:31:13):
Right? Rick? For hours?

Speaker 6 (02:31:15):
That's a good idea, and I've never done that. I've
never done that, But that's kind of a point of order.
If I go by Roberts Rose of order that you
skipped one, so you're getting lower, but I haven't haven't been.

Speaker 3 (02:31:25):
So really, you got forty eight botes to kind of
use as you will, use as you will. Have an
account you can either you can either deposit and save
the bike, right or you could cash it in right. Well,
it's just a theory.

Speaker 6 (02:31:38):
I need to run the numbers. It may not I
may not burn off, but what's your body may not
burn off? Three bots of that cheese stuff just walking in.

Speaker 3 (02:31:46):
I got to ask questions. I don't know. I think
what you're biting. If it's if you're buying something healthy,
I got you. But you know you got to cut
a bite back. If it's something real sweet, you gotta
think too.

Speaker 14 (02:31:56):
Pretty big bytes, yeah, between the great and a chip
full of deal of dip the size.

Speaker 3 (02:32:04):
On it and you pile it up.

Speaker 6 (02:32:05):
Well, you know you're talking technicalities now right now?

Speaker 3 (02:32:09):
Yeah, now, No, if you go to four bites, that's
it's sixty it's sixty four during the show. Now, that's
not including your breakfast that you demand. Right, we're not
talking about breakfast. This is a snack regular. When you
eat your breakfast, do we count those bites? And now
that's breakfast, that's different. This is a this is strictly

(02:32:33):
a break snack regiment. That's all it's designed. And say
you'll be out. This is not starting.

Speaker 6 (02:32:38):
Look, you got to use the right tool for the
right job. That's this is a snack regiment.

Speaker 3 (02:32:43):
Let me ask you about this all right, so here
because it's important because we got to figure it out.
Let's say, like Greg, let's say that fill in the
blank restaurant, cater's the show which happens awful. That's when
you struggle. Is that do that? Does that food counting?
Is that?

Speaker 6 (02:32:58):
Oh no, no, no, that's totally different. Say that's client relations.
That's client relations. Basically you're making no changes whatsoever. Right, No,
it's it's minor.

Speaker 3 (02:33:09):
But that's what. It's a snack.

Speaker 4 (02:33:10):
And this is post hunting season. Held everything before hunting
season it was ninety one.

Speaker 3 (02:33:15):
I mean no hunting season was was run wild.

Speaker 6 (02:33:17):
Well it's it's uh, it will have its effect. I'm
getting out more now, So what are you doing to
get out more? Well, I'm hitting a few more tennis balls.
Hunting season was see if I can eat as much
as the deer right right? In case I was stranded
and left the shooting house, I wanted to make it
for a week.

Speaker 3 (02:33:34):
Right right, Interesting, Yeah, I love to study. Well, thank you,
so basically excluding all the good food brought. If there's
like a few cookies back there and some almonds, then
it's word to the bio. This is purely snacky.

Speaker 6 (02:33:47):
Now if we have, like I have another appreciation, I
have another pre show regular that's totally different. O.

Speaker 3 (02:33:52):
What what that word of panut button crackers fitting this?
They'd be in it, wasn't they. That's part of the
thirty one plane.

Speaker 13 (02:34:11):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (02:34:39):
I hope you're enjoying the best of fricking Bubba. We
got one more week of bests after today. Then we'll
be back to January sixth with the Rick Burgess Show.
Go to Rickburgessshow dot com for all information. Here's one
I get requested a lot of times. Bubba. You know
he's a good tennis player, but he met his match
when he played a man with an artificial hip. Check

(02:35:00):
it out. You just casually told me moments ago you
were beating in tennis by a man with an artificial hip.

Speaker 6 (02:35:07):
Yes, uh, that that's correct this weekend.

Speaker 3 (02:35:09):
That's that's not that's not a good sign. Uh that Uh?

Speaker 6 (02:35:13):
I would I would think so too. I thought the
same thing.

Speaker 3 (02:35:19):
So it is that statement. I'm sorry just that. I mean,
did did you hang with him?

Speaker 10 (02:35:24):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:35:25):
Pretty much? Wasn't close.

Speaker 6 (02:35:26):
No, we we pretty much took a beating right out
of there from.

Speaker 3 (02:35:29):
Theat So there was a man whose hip completely deteriorated
to the point he had to have it removed and
replaced with a plastic hip. Yes, that is correct, and
tennis is a lot of moving around. Yes, yes, we
did not take advantage of that aspect. Did he must
move pretty good? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:35:47):
I would say the hip did good. I would give
props to whoever did his surgery.

Speaker 3 (02:35:51):
Did you did?

Speaker 6 (02:35:52):
He did fall one time and I felt bad for that.
He got his foot hung in the fence, but I
was thinking, stay down, stay down now.

Speaker 3 (02:35:59):
Did you take him back to the nursing home or no?

Speaker 6 (02:36:02):
No, he had a bus picky b so you know
he's listen, he's very capable, trust me.

Speaker 3 (02:36:10):
Did he tell you to like it? Oh? It was.

Speaker 6 (02:36:13):
Yeah, it was just right from the get go.

Speaker 3 (02:36:15):
Did you go over and shake his hand and say, oh, yeah, yeah,
Well I no, he's he's a good guy.

Speaker 6 (02:36:20):
He's he would be, you know, just as good if
I have one, right, But yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:36:25):
But there will be another day. Okay. So so your
goal now is to beat the man with the plastic hill.
It's almost like a James Bond movie. Yeah, it really is,
doctor whatever the James Bond character. Mom was you missed

(02:36:45):
his f He's over, He's throwing this ball against the
wall to the show goes got beat by man with
an artificial hippis.

Speaker 6 (02:36:54):
Just reviewing where I'm at, you know what I mean,
a little self check.

Speaker 4 (02:36:57):
Well, you know when you go to anything sports like
you're you're going right, I mean, you're looking forward to it.
You're doing it because you enjoy it.

Speaker 6 (02:37:04):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:37:05):
I can only imagine how excited he was leaving, and
I just I want to know how did you feel
when you were driving off?

Speaker 6 (02:37:13):
You know, It's kind of like that feeling where you
think if I just had a hammer I could hit
myself with. You know what I mean, I just can't
find one. I'm not a racket thrower. There's times I
wish I was, but I'm not because I you know,
I've worked too hard for that racket.

Speaker 3 (02:37:28):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (02:37:28):
I don't tear my stuff up. Well, rackets fault, is it?
I guess if I could have done a running summersault
into the fence, I would.

Speaker 3 (02:37:37):
Have done it just to punish myself.

Speaker 6 (02:37:46):
That's where he was, well, let me tell you you,
and it just it got worse to speak by a
guy with a See. I hate to leave the court
with negativity, you know what I mean? And uh so,
so after a loss, I usually will want to stay
around and hit and try to work out what the
problem was on. And of course nobody on the team

(02:38:07):
could stay. They all had somewhere they had to go.
It was either that or they just didn't want to
be around me. I don't know which one it was.
J Yeah, I was just out there by myself, walking
around the court, and then it started to rain on me, so.

Speaker 3 (02:38:20):
I thought, yeah, I know.

Speaker 6 (02:38:22):
I thought, well, if I just had a football to
kick and somebody could yank it out in front.

Speaker 3 (02:38:25):
Of me, it'd be perfect.

Speaker 6 (02:38:26):
Uh And what was bad? I mean, it's been a
terrible year. It's been a terrible year in tennis for
me personally, but you know that in the one year
I needed to elevate my game.

Speaker 3 (02:38:41):
My body failed me.

Speaker 6 (02:38:42):
Yeah, and uh but uh you know I just uh,
I guess what made it so bad too? I had
false hope because I'd won a couple of matches. His
hit replaced well, no, not that as much as uh
in a little cocky, wasn't that?

Speaker 3 (02:38:59):
Wasn't that because oh, make him run like a rabbit.

Speaker 6 (02:39:01):
I knew he was real good. And uh but it's uh,
you know, you win a couple of you go okay,
getting the game together here, and then.

Speaker 3 (02:39:07):
Wow, there you take a beating. Well. To me, it
sounds like since nobody would stay and let you work
through it, Yeah, uh, you wandered around and started to
rain on you. To me, the only thing left was
to go just bury yourself in the chocolate milkshake. Did
you do that?

Speaker 13 (02:39:22):
No?

Speaker 6 (02:39:23):
No, I didn't even do that because I had to
punish myself right and seriously, if I could have done
a running summersault, you know, like you know, like you
see those people the throwing the soccer ball, you know,
do that running flip thing and just go right into
a chain linking what I wanted to tear skin off
of you. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, concussion, hit your head
on the pavement, all that just as punishment.

Speaker 3 (02:39:43):
How was the call to Betty? Did she ask if
you hate you win, let you go. Let's see.

Speaker 6 (02:39:49):
Well I said, well we just we never got out
of the gate today.

Speaker 3 (02:39:51):
It was ugly. Here here's the thing that I about.

Speaker 6 (02:39:55):
The year end ratings came out and Betty got bumped
up yesterday. But we we appeal that and she got
to go back down. So yeah, you can appeal your
uh your end of the year rating, and if you're
within a certain amount, you get to.

Speaker 3 (02:40:09):
Go back you can it? Yeah, okay, how do you
do that?

Speaker 6 (02:40:13):
Just like you do it online. It's all computers. It's
all about number. Manipulate the numbers. No, it's all about
the numbers. You really can't manipulate it. That's the same
you appealed it, right, which is so the numbers are wrong?
Well no, if you're within a range when you get
bumped up, like right, it's just it's skin, it's just
real thin range, they'll let you go back down.

Speaker 3 (02:40:33):
Like for a year and that Baty got to go
back down. So what about you?

Speaker 6 (02:40:37):
Oh no, I'm still wrong, see you and I'll be
there for a while. You thought I might slip back
down on myselle.

Speaker 3 (02:40:45):
Well you you've you've really taken away my suggestion because
you know I am a sports psychiatry, right and uh
and I am too. That's what makes me well. But
well here's because here's what I would normally say. But
I don't know where to go after what you said today.
You I take you back to me getting, you know,
out run on the beach by my wife when I

(02:41:05):
realized that my wife, who who is a county champion sprinter,
but I could run with her at one point and
she beat me to beach, you remember, and controversial shoving
her down. I witnessed that. Yeah, and then she actually
beat me again straight up. And you remember you you
raced the leukemia patient and I was going to tell you,
so I went and challenge this guy who just recovered
from leukemia and beat him and it felt good, even

(02:41:27):
though clearly you know, he just got where he could
breathe again. But what what I'm saying is I was
going to suggest that to you. But where do we
go from?

Speaker 6 (02:41:34):
Well, there's not there's not a lot of places to go,
who you going to play?

Speaker 3 (02:41:38):
I think I'm that guy.

Speaker 6 (02:41:39):
Everybody builds their confidence.

Speaker 1 (02:41:41):
I am.

Speaker 3 (02:41:42):
I am that guy.

Speaker 4 (02:41:43):
Don't want to play a wheelchair player because they're good.
They're very good, very good. I say, he gets beat
by wheelchair.

Speaker 6 (02:41:48):
When I see them. I just packed my bag and
going I don't even get out. Boy, they default you
got it?

Speaker 3 (02:41:54):
Uh? I can't let it bounce twice? Can't.

Speaker 6 (02:41:55):
Oh, They're awesome, very difficult, unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (02:41:59):
So what I was thinking this, it could I could
go over to the zuus a handshake that will crush you.
By the way. Would you like to play? Would you
like would you like to play it? Would you like
to play a chimp? I don't.

Speaker 6 (02:42:09):
I don't want to chance that. But you know what,
You're right. It's so funny you said that because everybody
knows that standard how to get your game back.

Speaker 4 (02:42:17):
But when I went off and left at Lukemi, we
go to assisted living place and just ask a gentleman
if you want to come, I think he just got me.

Speaker 7 (02:42:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:42:27):
Yeah, I think I think we've been there.

Speaker 3 (02:42:28):
Uh no it uh.

Speaker 6 (02:42:31):
I saw a psychiatrist who uh is a sports psychiatrist.
He has a show on the Tennis channel, and he
talks about that. He said, look, if you're struggling, don't
go out and challenge the club champion. Get you a
homecoming game. I mean, get somebody you can just wear
out and get your confidence back and work with.

Speaker 3 (02:42:47):
Well, I know that's the problem. Can't play yourself.

Speaker 6 (02:42:51):
I guess I'll have to see what Caitlyn and Hunter
doing this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (02:42:56):
I may not do too well with them. I can't
challenge your wife.

Speaker 13 (02:43:00):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:43:02):
That's not good either way. Y'all still play every now,
you still beat you?

Speaker 6 (02:43:08):
Well, not usually, just depends on when we're playing and
what we're playing for.

Speaker 13 (02:43:17):
We'll be right back ricking, bubba, ricking bubba, Bubby.

Speaker 3 (02:43:42):
You know a lot of times people will say, well, Bubby,
you don't understand. I simply partake of the alcoholic beverage
for its taste. I'm not. I'm not a relaxation, little relaxation,
take the edge off. I'm not not drinking it for
the drunk effect. Well, this this gonna be tough to
make the argument on this one. If you have a
son that is enjoying fraternity life, you'll love this one.

(02:44:05):
Knoxville Tennessee's University of Tennessee. Bubba, we've got somebody hospitalized
with alcohol poisoning. You will not believe how the alcoholic
poisoning took place. Go ahead, imitato, All right, I'll move
forward here. Unfortunately, according to the Tennesseean, a fraternity brother

(02:44:29):
was dropped off at the university's medical center about twenty
years old. Yeah, well, twenty eight am. There it is again, Saturday,
unresponsive with the blood alcohol level of point four point four,
which is poisonous and could be deadly. Well, it appears

(02:44:49):
he was partying at the Phi Kappa Alpha fraternity house
when several members and here we go, handed out rubber
tubing so that they could give each other alcoholic enemous.
I'm extremely concerned about the tubing. I guess that is

(02:45:12):
to open up the passage.

Speaker 6 (02:45:15):
Well, I hope it's new tubing and not left over
from the last party.

Speaker 3 (02:45:19):
Yes, uh so, let me be sure I got this.
Just drinking it not enough, Bubba. Can't get drunk quick enough.
Can't get drunk enough. It takes too long. You go
in that way, you get drunk quicker. Bubba, I wouldn't
know it ever had one, but huh, that's right to it.
I guess we all love to have a good time, but.

Speaker 6 (02:45:43):
I avoid those procedures at the doctor much less from
somebody at the frat house.

Speaker 3 (02:45:47):
Bubba. Here's what police are trying to figure out. Was
this the result of hazing? Well, I got to tell you.
When people are putting rubber tubing in your rear end
and giving you an alcoholic enema, good gosh, unless you're
saying far away, you know, I don't, Rick, Well, you
don't say fire away, Rick.

Speaker 6 (02:46:05):
The pra turkey hasn't been suspended for thirty days. Thirty days,
that's it, until they could look into it.

Speaker 3 (02:46:11):
That's it. Thirty whole days. Wow. Well through the book yet,
Well here I go with this semester at least here
here I go again on on an alcoholic enema. Now,
are we pouring down the tube alcohol? Yeah, because there

(02:46:32):
are no enemas that are in peel form, that are
that are full of of one underp Thank you straight
poppet Rick. But do you think the pipe is preloaded?
You know, we just they said, just go, they said.
Somebody came in and says, wait a minute, you got
the funnel in the wrong end. Wait a minute. Either

(02:46:52):
you've got that in the wrong end. And that's the
ugliest looking pledge we've ever heard. All right down though,
I mean, I mean, what in the world.

Speaker 6 (02:47:05):
Yeah, I mean, that's just almost inconceivable, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (02:47:09):
Still?

Speaker 6 (02:47:09):
And who was the first person to try that?

Speaker 3 (02:47:13):
Who thought of that?

Speaker 4 (02:47:14):
Why know, you get bored sometimes sitting around them the
fright house, But who thought about that?

Speaker 3 (02:47:19):
I'll tell you what? Oh you think I did? See
that pipe over there?

Speaker 6 (02:47:23):
Guess what we're gonna do next hour?

Speaker 3 (02:47:24):
That has to do? You realize, guys again, every time
you hear these outlandish stories. To me, there's so many
red flags and so many, so many stopping points, so
many stop signs. All right. First of all, when you
ask the question what is the rubber tubing for? Yes? Yes,
and someone says we think we will insert it and
give you an alcoholic enema right there, it's over right,

(02:47:46):
I mean, that's gotta be one of the pointsch My
says you, No, No, that's not gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (02:47:49):
That's where I head on out to somewhere, right.

Speaker 3 (02:47:51):
Yeah, No, that's not gonna happen, not today, No, I
believe I'll just if you don't mind. I think I'll
just take a Red Solo Cup. He was.

Speaker 6 (02:48:01):
Was there no sports center to watch or anything?

Speaker 3 (02:48:04):
You know? Now, I'm good with my Red Solo coach.
It's never let me thank you for asking.

Speaker 6 (02:48:09):
Right, Hey, I appreciate the offer, but I'm out of here.

Speaker 3 (02:48:12):
I've heard of shots, but this is over. The line
had been what was the date on this? Can I
get you a shot? Good new? I'm the term social drinkings. Yeah,
sit around having a conversation during that.

Speaker 6 (02:48:30):
Yeah, hey, good use there's nothing in your mouth?

Speaker 3 (02:48:35):
Right? Yeah? Well you think that's bad. You should have
been the policeman. Had to give them the breath of laws.
Oh boy, there was. That's what we were looking for.
Done with it?

Speaker 6 (02:48:51):
Story and Rick, Rick, it harkens the question where do
you put the penny?

Speaker 3 (02:48:58):
I'm telling me, when they hand your penny, tell you
to because you came up. That's not work. I was
sure about that. You weren't even here when I said.
Someone ran in and said you've got the funnel and
the wrong. I know I could have told you that
back in the office, but I want you to hear
it live. All right, Let's go to Let's go to Knoxville.

(02:49:18):
Where this took place. Where Jamie is standing by Jamie Haynes,
great funnel, doing good buddy, Jamie.

Speaker 6 (02:49:26):
Unfortunately, this may explain some of the problems with the
Tennessee football team the last years.

Speaker 3 (02:49:30):
I know it.

Speaker 7 (02:49:31):
Yeah, well, yeah, you're that correct. Isn't that the same article?
I read this in the paper this morning. I'm up
here making delivery. In the same article, this young man's
parents is mad at the at the Knoxville Police Department
because they didn't report it correctly. That's what they're mad about.

Speaker 3 (02:49:48):
Upset What did they not report correctly?

Speaker 7 (02:49:51):
Well, they didn't go into detail. They're just saying. They
had another article on the page of that page. Because
you got that over to the right. It said that
the parent upset with the knock the police department because
something wasn't reported right, all the details or something.

Speaker 3 (02:50:07):
You know, they're mad at the law. They're not mad
at their alcohol intemous son with a with tubing and
his rear end that said that the story is not
true in its entirety. Oh, they're saying some of it's
not right. I'm not sure what's wrong the dad, let
me tell what are we doing? Once that Once I've
had an alcal celtral. Plus I almost set.

Speaker 6 (02:50:26):
The records strate you know, is this that classic case
like the video of the guy who's cleaning up from
the elephants and they backed up on him and he
and he stuck his head their butt And now they're
trying to say, no, that didn't happen, right right.

Speaker 3 (02:50:39):
Okay, I'm getting okay, he said the law enforcements characterization
of this that's blown way. How about this, if you're
the kid's dad, you don't think you're reporting that incorrectly.

Speaker 6 (02:50:51):
Well, he sure does give a different party term, different
meaning to the term bottoms.

Speaker 3 (02:50:58):
Up, that's for sure, y'all didn't. I'm not gonna say
you mention what they're actually going Rick. The term they're
using for what, Greg, Greg, don't do that. He can't
help it, you gonf he'll do it, Greg, go to
backship something out, Rick. Rick.

Speaker 4 (02:51:14):
The cops were called, and understand this, they were called
because there were four identified unidentified men okay, who called
and were dispatched to the hospital where they took the kid.
All right, so there had to be a call and
of hey, we gotta get this kid in the hospital
after giving him this enema.

Speaker 3 (02:51:33):
Well sure, yeah, right, yeah, I mean I know I'm
new here. What's sir, Robert Cuban, what's up with Rick? Rick?
He showed signs of physical and something else. Well, you know, well,
you know, listen speedy point four point four. All right,

(02:51:54):
look now you're gonna tell me. You gotta cut me
off too, I'm cutting of y'all. Damns, you're gone. We're
just alright. Who's for a round of all?

Speaker 15 (02:52:04):
Right?

Speaker 3 (02:52:07):
Then we got on tap tonight. I will do that,
and after that we're gonna do Yeah, he's got a
all I'm not gonna say that. That ain't right. Who's
up for around? Let me tell you something to you
talk about a difficult a difficult version of quarters? Oh

(02:52:28):
my gosh, I would even close next after quarters? Then
we're really going to crank it up by the phos.
Nothing I thought I want to say it. We all

(02:52:48):
did have not say that any story? Where did you
get that off? A yard dollar? It's there, I'm looking
at it. Say it, Rick, say it now. I'm not stop.
I ain't gonna behind me, say ricking Bubba.

Speaker 2 (02:53:21):
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Speaker 3 (02:53:40):
We knew and we talked about it earlier in the
week that these really rough back problems that when Eddie
Van Handler has been I mean really he struggles. I
mean it is postured in Luke riety Man. We talked
about that. He went to the doctor, he got an MRI.
And then yesterday was was it diagnosis time from the doctor?

Speaker 6 (02:54:04):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:54:04):
Yes, I went and did the old follow up? All right,
we got a couple of things. We got update from
yesterday with the guys here on the staff. We got this,
and then Speedy and Greg went to a biscuit tasting contest,
which I know was that's a tough job doors and
biscuits and er, what did the doctor say about your
cooked little self?

Speaker 10 (02:54:20):
Well, first of all, he wanted to He asked me,
what if I could think of any specific cause of
the accident, if there's some.

Speaker 3 (02:54:28):
Specifics, so you got some kind of trauma.

Speaker 10 (02:54:30):
Well I went through the list with him, and I've
actually got the list right here if you'll want, If
you'll want, Oh, absolutely.

Speaker 6 (02:54:36):
Did you include on that when you got dropped by
the butcher?

Speaker 3 (02:54:39):
That is that's one of them. Is that number three?
Where is that? That's number seven?

Speaker 6 (02:54:43):
I'm sorry on your list.

Speaker 3 (02:54:46):
So it was just so obvious.

Speaker 10 (02:54:48):
Okay, So as a kid, I wanted to be a
stunt man. So for about five years there I was
just throwing myself off of anything and everything. I would like,
run down my driveway. We had a curve at the
very end. I would run down it on my skateboard,
you know, slide down it, and then I would just
stand on the skateboard and wait for the curb and
then smashing the curb and then go flying in the yard.

Speaker 3 (02:55:06):
You always wanted to be a stunt man.

Speaker 10 (02:55:08):
I wanted to be something man, and so I just
abused my body on purpose because I didn't understand how
the body works. I thought I was like building up calluses,
like on my hands and I would be then stronger
in the future.

Speaker 3 (02:55:18):
I didn't realize I was breaking my body down. So
that could be number one. That could be part of it.
Write down to be stunt man? Aren't next? All right?

Speaker 10 (02:55:26):
Pet supermarket? I worked at this pet store. I should
probably just say general pet storks, you know, if they
probably don't want you to talk about that. Yeah, I
worked at a pet store. For three years of my
life and we're going at a pet store. Is fun
because you get the animals and all that stuff. But
the dog food.

Speaker 3 (02:55:40):
Bags, y'all.

Speaker 10 (02:55:41):
You get so much dog food bags coming in and
they're like these fifty five pound dog food bags. And
once you have to do real thank you. And I
weighed seventy five minutes time. I was a junior in
high school, so I weighed seventy five pounds at the time.

Speaker 3 (02:55:54):
Yeah, right, so not at all, Thanks Greg, Thanks for
that your memory.

Speaker 6 (02:56:05):
Gosh, Greg, Greg, don't hurry his segment.

Speaker 3 (02:56:11):
You can tell you this. Do you know what this
This nation is currently focused on bullying. You noticed that
we've got a big run on bullying. Yeah, okay, so
that was that was rough stuff.

Speaker 10 (02:56:26):
You've spent a lot of time, and I didn't realize
that when you bend at the back, you should use
your legs, don't you.

Speaker 3 (02:56:33):
Yeah, you don't do that. Road motorcycles a ton in college.
We're talking motocross. We're talking straight up, just straight up motorcycles. Yeah,
and that I've heard is very credible.

Speaker 10 (02:56:44):
If you don't support that lower lumbar of your back,
that's really really bad for your back from what I've
I've been told, uh, terrible posture.

Speaker 3 (02:56:52):
We've all cover that. Yeah, you tell them your name
was Hyena. I did not, but I should have U.

Speaker 10 (02:57:00):
I also keep a wallet about the size of a
filing cabinet, and that's really really bad. Tilting your hips
like that is seriously bad for your back. And this
is an educational segment too, as we're kind of finding
out to go along like a scared catty? Do you
think about this stuff like earlier?

Speaker 3 (02:57:17):
That's perfect?

Speaker 10 (02:57:18):
You think about that in the shower this morning You're like, yes,
I'm gonna remember that. And then playing playing guitar, playing drums,
all that stuff, And then what I.

Speaker 3 (02:57:27):
Really think playing guitar can hurt your back.

Speaker 10 (02:57:29):
Well, the strap is only on one side, so you're
like cocking yourself to the side.

Speaker 3 (02:57:33):
My gosh, when you went and left Paul and everything
he's ever done is like.

Speaker 10 (02:57:37):
Lastly, this is what I really think is the true culprit.
You may remember when I first started working here at
the show. When I first started working here at the show,
we were doing this thing called the forty.

Speaker 3 (02:57:48):
You remember this today, y'all? Good, Yes, that's gonna be awesome, y'all.

Speaker 10 (02:57:54):
I really do think that this is that's really you know,
I wore myself down and then the final straw was
me running the forty. I got down in that that
that sprinter's stance, and I was not ready for that,
and just go forgin and I just you know.

Speaker 3 (02:58:07):
How'd you goain?

Speaker 15 (02:58:09):
Just brought that?

Speaker 3 (02:58:11):
I'd say, ship, Now what did you say? That's me
bringing my head up to start the race. And and
y'all made me run the forty three times that day.

Speaker 6 (02:58:29):
So running running cause your back to do it.

Speaker 3 (02:58:33):
Getting down in the stance and then jerking up, Well,
you didn't have to get down in that's the show
you made. He was running past patterns with us at
Torque and he got hurt. Listen getting hurt a lot.
You're a fragile, crooked little man. Listen to this. You
mean tell me you as did all these stunt moves,
you carried all this dog feedbag with with that proper

(02:58:54):
stance and legs. You've done all these horrible things. And
you think running the forty did it? I mean you
think he did. So Many people get hurt running? Yeah,
are you full of muscle? You leg I taught you back?
You could have hurt your lower back. Every time a
girl drops jerking it up. That could have been it
to Rick, thank you are reaching down to pick up
his broken heart old weighted since he's built to run

(02:59:14):
away in Yeah. So then when I go to give
me that off the lower shift.

Speaker 10 (02:59:24):
So I have a serious back issue that I'm gonna
be dealing with for the rest of my life. And
y'all are just so flippant about it. The flippingness.

Speaker 3 (02:59:31):
Love it. Hey, do me a favorite because I'm kind
of chucky. He's working with his vocat. Do me a favorit.
I'm kind of chubby. Don't need the time my shoes?
Why you're dragging your hands? It felt a little loose.

Speaker 10 (02:59:43):
So at Doctor Mayor's yesterday, I get to, uh so,
what did what did not impression? I did not make
fun of the doctor like that. I did not make
fun of the doctor like that, and people listen to
the show. So when I then show up at the
doctor's office, everybody at the doctor's if was like, why

(03:00:04):
are you making fun of us?

Speaker 3 (03:00:05):
And give me all these weird looks because you did? No,
I didn't, Greg, and I don't think they'll realize that
not only did it work on your past care you did.
I think it was that weight in here. You did
make a move into a different voice when you said
out now the doctor speaking about my condition? He said,
doctor funny. Listen.

Speaker 10 (03:00:23):
So now I'm getting all these weird looks at the
doctor's office, and I don't think you'll realize that applies
to my entire life.

Speaker 3 (03:00:30):
What happens on this show affects my entire life. Welcome
to the party, said, welcome to the party. I got
some serious notice for you. Set up. So next time
you choose to make fun of somebody the way they
talked faint okay, you right, well you did, you made
fun of him. Okay, So I'm looking at my m
before he gets started. We're starting with sitting up straight.

(03:00:51):
You're ad to.

Speaker 6 (03:00:52):
Remember the Star program, Stop, think, act, and then review.

Speaker 3 (03:00:55):
Okay, so I'm looking at his life. He might want
to take dig van dos advice, stop drop and rolle.
We got your m B. I I Reslis, but will
you tie my Shoevehurst?

Speaker 10 (03:01:04):
I need to do the kiss method, keep it simple, stupid,
It's probably my best option here.

Speaker 3 (03:01:09):
Yeah, so I'm looking at It's nice to meet you.
I mean to help you pick up whatever you're looking for.

Speaker 6 (03:01:13):
Y'all, gosh, did you drop a contact?

Speaker 3 (03:01:20):
Chiming in? Sure? So I you notice I resisted it.
I just couldn't take it in the game. It's like
it's like you're standing there watching pick up basketball game.
Eventually you want to get in there. Everybody just ducked
and all right, So we're looking down my spinal We're
looking down this MRI. Will you run around at me?
Catch you and if you got lucky charms? And all

(03:01:40):
my discs look good. We're looking at disc disc it's like,
good fly, is the ring flat flat? Will you be
paying in gold? Will you have the kids out on
the playground? Be the seesaw? You know, Sunday's thirtday? All right?

Speaker 10 (03:01:53):
Oh this is so oh my gosh, I'm twenty six
and I got a worse back than all you stupid
fat people in this road.

Speaker 3 (03:02:01):
They're going down then they go down your back and
then what happens?

Speaker 10 (03:02:05):
Okay, so I'm looking down the spinal cord, Oh my goodness,
and it's like good and flat and good and flat,
good flat, And then we get to the one disc
that's messed up, and it is bulged.

Speaker 3 (03:02:16):
It is bulged up like a dog's like a lima bean,
Like a dog's on leg like a lima bean, and
that looks like a butter bean. And you can see it.
You can see the location of the hemorrhoid. Hemorrhoid.

Speaker 10 (03:02:35):
Look hemorrhoid, not hemorrhoid hernia.

Speaker 23 (03:02:40):
That's a completely different problem. You had a different doctor
amount exactly, and he probably does talk. Somebody needs somebody
needs jumped. That X ray machine up things too.

Speaker 3 (03:02:51):
Low, I'm meant to say.

Speaker 10 (03:02:55):
And so now we're looking at my disc and it's
like white disc, white disc.

Speaker 3 (03:02:58):
That's really him. But you know what picking up him
dog feedbacks could give you him. Wait would you say?

Speaker 13 (03:03:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (03:03:11):
That?

Speaker 3 (03:03:12):
So what are they gonna do? So what I have
is degenerative disc disease. Oh my gosh, it was a
disease withn't anything, yeah, which is socking to my doctor.

Speaker 10 (03:03:22):
And it's actually a communicable disease which can be transmitted
via mouth to mouth contact. It's very common in supermodels.
So I guess we know where I got it from.

Speaker 3 (03:03:35):
Count all right, So so what they gonna do about it?
Straight up? Straight up, straight back? What they gonna do? Treatment? Damn?
What you kinda do?

Speaker 13 (03:03:46):
And it was.

Speaker 3 (03:03:47):
It was actually really cool. I gotta give doctor Mayor
super props.

Speaker 10 (03:03:50):
And I'm like, yeah, at this point, I want to
do physical therapy at any cost rather than any kind
of injection or surgery or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (03:03:58):
And doctor Mayor's responsible. Wait did he say to you?
Said the thing you got to understand is that your
body's a wonderland. There no relation. But he had a
great point. She don't talk like we.

Speaker 11 (03:04:12):
He talk like that.

Speaker 10 (03:04:12):
He goes, you decide when you have back surgery. We
don't decide, you decide, which I thought was pretty cool.
What's that man, because most you know, are you decided?

Speaker 3 (03:04:20):
What'd you decide? Just like doing that voice? How about
what he's making he needs to decide, you know. Yeah,
he's a lot more qualified than you are. So I
could do physical therapy. And you know, you all been
making fun of me for yoga for the last two years.
I've had like an actual serious problem for the last
two years. And let's just well, you didn't.

Speaker 13 (03:04:36):
Go for that. Ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (03:05:07):
Let me say you what's great here? Okay? We always
pull the curtain back on our business, okay, and we
have an interview coming up next hour with a young
man who's really really going to be doing something that
is to be admired and to help people. So Speedy,
being the producer, these type of things work through him,
and so he has to prep us. That's what's coming up.

(03:05:27):
And I mean he's getting ready to leave for the
Step Out Challenge, the final round home run derby. So
we had to do some advance prepping coming up next hour,
and he comes over to me, he says what he
needs to do, and I know that we're I know
we're a nightmare for you.

Speaker 13 (03:05:37):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (03:05:38):
There's young man Michael Hayng that is here and he's
going to talk to us in a minute about what
he's doing. It's called Journey of Hope, a sixty four
day journey four thousand miles cross country cycling to raise
funds and awareness on behalf of people who have some challenges.
And so Speedy comes over and you know, Speedy's the
man who brought us the term not holier than thou,

(03:06:00):
but higher than though. Right. He texted me the other
day and spelled the world miserable as measurable. Well, I
was at like, you're measuring something something. Let's talk about
all things I do. Do you do great jobs? Excuse me? Yeah,
you're outstill. I think this would fall under that Bubba
Bubba and I have talked to you only there about
that there's no producer in your league, there's no handler

(03:06:22):
in your lie so but but but but paid professional
Speedy may see a word and get it wrong. So
he comes over to me and he says, hey, Rick,
this is a pretty good deal coming up this young man.
I said, yeah, I know, and I know he's a
friend of my daughter's and she told me about what
he's doing, which you know, heltim get on the show
and Michael and uh and and he said, and we're
just being so nice and trying to stay out of it,

(03:06:43):
and Speedy's just really laying out to me. He goes,
you know, it's just kind of big too, because he's
having people with diabetes, and I said, yeah, that is.
But he goes, you know my sister and my mother
and my mother, yeah have diabetes. And he said, you know,
this is really good.

Speaker 6 (03:06:56):
So we're thinking it's gonna be a great tie into
Speedy's family speak story.

Speaker 3 (03:06:59):
That's probably me why he's you know, got through the
process to be on the show, and he's really underlining
stuff and he's really pushed after it. But he's telling
me how people can extremely passionate and if that's about.

Speaker 6 (03:07:09):
The techniques his mom has to go through to handle it.

Speaker 3 (03:07:12):
Yeah, he diagnosed a couple of people here, right, yeah, right,
and Jesse how to operate the pump they have to wear.
And just when I was about to have to wear pump.
Everybody diabetes do me not my mom? And some people do.
And there are some great organizations we're talking about. There
are some great organizations that do a lot of work
for people that well, unfortunately is a great cast unfortunately.

(03:07:33):
Think really, I don't know whether I'm happy that Michael
Haang finally spoke up or not. But Bubba, now let's
go to you. When Michael Hag walked across the studio
waiting to be.

Speaker 6 (03:07:42):
On the air and addressed to you, well, speedy, got
everything ready, got every other their paperwork, and he's I
got to go step about trying to he's out the door.
Michael Hag just calmly walks up and says, by the way,
I don't have diabetes.

Speaker 3 (03:07:55):
Why I didn't say he did. I just thought he
was talking about you. Said, he's doing this for right,
he told me, he goes, he goes in. It's not
he says, pretty must have scandate heat. It's disabilities. And
I immediately said, I can't wait to find speed.

Speaker 6 (03:08:08):
I'm not seeing you move so quick to catch him
before he got out.

Speaker 3 (03:08:12):
But here's let me tell you all even further behind
the scene.

Speaker 4 (03:08:17):
I have to have a pre meeting with him, okay,
And I'm sitting down with him talking about what we're
gonna talk about and how how.

Speaker 3 (03:08:25):
It's gonna work. You know what I'm saying. I go,
you know, my my parents, my moms, and Michael is
so nice. It goes. Really he's taking what what a
random thought? Is this how he introduce to everybody. I'm speed,
you know, I'm go ahead and get this out there.
I know, first of all, thanks bellow, before we go

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any further. Look, but I'm.

Speaker 6 (03:08:51):
Looking, thank you for coming by.

Speaker 3 (03:08:54):
And by the way, my mom, I'm lucky. I'm looking.
On the press release, it's got a great logo on it.
Home it says in big black letters, sure it does,
big black letters, hang going the extra mile for people
with disability that sure it does. So that means it's
Speedy looked at that word, didn't look at it real
hard d and the s yeah, I went diabetes.

Speaker 13 (03:09:17):
In the middle.

Speaker 6 (03:09:18):
I know, I know exactly this time of morning, it
all looks the same.

Speaker 3 (03:09:22):
It just all looks the same. I love how now
he's underlining, he's high lying, and you know, rickis really
hits home with us because looking over having that conversation,
you know, the whole time, Michaels go wildless. I'm not
gonna tell them, let's bring break. I want to ask Michael,
at what point did he decide he must interview and

(03:09:43):
lay and ask you about his Rick Rick before he
comes to the mic, read the last sentence of the
first paragraph that I underlined. I underlined it Rick from
San Francisco to California to Washington, d C. The Journey
of Hope team will be cycling from city to city
bringing the message of Push America in a unique and
inspiring way. Of the first paragraph, Oh okay, the Journey

(03:10:06):
of Hope is a four thousand miles cross country cycling track,
but Speedy underline it with his spin that raises funds
and awareness on behalf of people with disabilities. Let me
tell you your life. Listen you, I was you also,
you also underlined again Michael is committed to raising a
minimum of five thousand dollars on behalf of Push America

(03:10:26):
and people with disability Again. You know why you're unlining
those lines because you thought the word disabilities must dive.

Speaker 6 (03:10:34):
But it as funny as that is.

Speaker 3 (03:10:36):
It's funny as funny as that is. Let me tell
you how all right this is again, we'll pull the
curtain back.

Speaker 6 (03:10:40):
I will get hate mail today that said heard you
heard you were making fun of people.

Speaker 3 (03:10:45):
Oh yeah, how did you get that? I've already got
one that said that you're promoting people punching people with Dobby.
Oh sure, yeah, I've got one that said I got
one that I thought Speedy was your friend, while are
you making fun of his mother and sister? I'll get
that one, all right, Hang, Michael, hang us here and
you can hang for another second. Interview was supposed to be.
At what point through this process did it dawn on

(03:11:06):
you that Speedy thought you were doing this or you
gotta do something about it. Well, I tell you what.

Speaker 21 (03:11:10):
When Speed came up to me the first time and
and told me his his mother, and his sister had diabetes,
I was like, you know.

Speaker 4 (03:11:15):
Okay that you know, that's great, doing really well with
it by and then conquered it, by the way, and
so you don't you don't ever conquer it.

Speaker 3 (03:11:21):
What they're working through.

Speaker 21 (03:11:22):
He's going around and you know, he's he's prepping everybody.
I hear, you know, keep saying, hey, my mom my
sisters got diabetes.

Speaker 3 (03:11:28):
And I was like thanks. I was like, this could
be a problem. So so so that's why Greg walked over.
Greg walked over and.

Speaker 21 (03:11:35):
I was like, but I just want to make sure
that you guys know it's it's disabilities, not not diabetes.

Speaker 3 (03:11:40):
But you got a great poker face. Man. Here's when
I said that. You went, Okay, here's what's so good.
If we do this and I don't mean this bad,
but when we have guests and they want to give
you information, I'll just yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll
do that. But when he said that, I won't wait
a minute. So you ain't even talking about the same
thing he said, No, let me chee. The heart that
I want to apologize for it is the fact that

(03:12:02):
the mint you said that, Greg ran out of the
room running after Speedy and probably left you with not
a proper goodbye, He said that. Zip.

Speaker 14 (03:12:10):
I mean, I can tell you where Greg went. Greg
came in my office at Helms. Before this goes down,
you've got to come in.

Speaker 6 (03:12:18):
And you know, I got confused too, because you know,
Michael told me he played tennis, and I thought, this
is Michael Chang, right, it's a typo.

Speaker 4 (03:12:25):
Michael Chang's here today and I dont even know it.
By the way, when you Tobuba, when you Tobubbi, you
played tennis, conquered his diabetes.

Speaker 3 (03:12:31):
It's great. You may get six segments now that because
he thinks you

Speaker 13 (03:12:46):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba,