December 30, 2024 - Rick & Bubba Show

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Breaking bubb faking Bubba tis the dreave it please, daking
bubberking bubble.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Ooh it brings me to my kneesking bubble bubb against
doning h baking.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Bubbleking Bubba be withouting brother faking bubble king Bubba, oh.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Fucking bubble and bub wake and on that blah blah,
and thank you so much for tuning in to the
kickoff hour.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
We have a brand new hour here on the best
of Rick and Bubba's Show. I am your host, Speedy
as we look back at thirty one years of radio
and a lot of TV history as well, and celebrate
the Rick and Bubba Show. And so we thank all
of you for being with us. Let's jump right into Brittany.
What's your story?

Speaker 5 (00:52):
Well, when I was sixteen years old, I had the
opportunity to spend four months on horseback with an old
indianking for Bigfoot. Uh that trip, well, you know God
sometimes has a hand in things, yes, but I never
My horse was spoked and I was nearly killed because

(01:12):
the horse sense Bigfoot there. So after all these years,
I let it go. So I moved to the mountains
of northeast Alabama, not thinking anything about it. But I've
had the pleasure of communicating with him, Bubba feeding him
and Bubba not Bubba.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
No, I'm just I'm just making sure Bubba's hearing there, Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
But he's he is not what people make him out
to be. He is a spirit being and he is
not going to like attack you or anything. He's he's
beautiful to me, he thinks, but he's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Brittany.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
If you talk to Brittany, the old Indian didn't cronch
up some things kind of running there, mix it up
and fires up, y'all have a little smoke.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, Brittany, did you partake of the peace pot?

Speaker 5 (02:02):
He trying to teach me, But I was so young
that I was just on an adventure. But a friend
was with me the first time that we got to
say Bigfoot, and it was I mean, your mind says
no way. But over the months that he kept surfacing,
I learned to communicate with him. I learned what he
liked to eat. He hates lemons. Don't ever try that.
That kind of takes him off this little bit. But

(02:24):
I mean, I'm thrilled that I had that opportunity. He's real.
Please don't try to shoot him or kill him.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I mean, let me ask God's sake, I'm not going.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
To be able to get close enough to shoot him anyway.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Let me ask you this.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
I mean, he is intelligent, Brittany, Yes.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
If you communicated with him. What what is he all about?
What's his what's his deal?

Speaker 5 (02:46):
He is a guardian of certain areas of the United States.
He is just a guardian to protect certain people and
to protect an area for a reason I'm not sure of.
And he's very real, very real.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
It is he physical or you said spiritisical.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
But he walks into realities. He can go anywhere he
wants to go as quickly as to go. I mean,
he's very very are.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Time world and time travel top stuff? Is time travel?

Speaker 7 (03:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (03:17):
Does he something like that?

Speaker 5 (03:18):
But you would have to really be deep in the
spirit world to understand what I'm saying. But I'm just
giving you a viewpoint that you're not going to go
out and kill him. Well, why do you think there's
never been a body found?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Well, I mean that's that is on your side there.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
I mean aast twenty years of my life looking into
the spirit world, and I thank God every day that
I got to see him and get to know him
and understand that he's just like the rest of us.
There are certain areas of this country that are being
mowed down. The trees are all gone, they have nowhere
to go. So there's just certain areas of this country
that he protects and guards over. I mean it's that simple.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Are you saying? He can literally walk through dimensions, so
space and times does not apply to him.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
I have seen him go behind a tree that was
not big enough to go behind it and disappear or
appear at the bottom of the mountains. I'm heading down
the mountain. He got there before I did.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
What anything else? See, what's just hang up with lemons?

Speaker 5 (04:17):
He hates them, But I mean he'll eat anything, any
kind of fruit or anything he loves.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Now, Brittany, let me let me be sure understanding inner
dimensional Yes, time traveler that does not answer to the
space time continuum has to eat.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Yes, he does, but he doesn't like he does because see, well,
like I said, it goes back into how far into
the spirit world you get. You know, you're always feeding
the spirits to get communicatory.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
If you're just out there on the county line and.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Throw something out there and go Okay, get it, it's
not going to happen.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Has he Has he revealed anything else.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
I'm having fun with this, but.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
It's a little strange here on Friday morning for I mean, yes,
you got to be at our you know.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Maybe you know I've got some Indian in my blood too.
Maybe I'm just not as maybe keen to the reception it. Yeah, well,
I know how my people used to get in touch
with the spirit world. That's why I asked you if
you smoked anything, Britney.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Is he alone?

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Well, I'll put it to you this way. When an
Indian smoked the pipe, it was not marijuana in there.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
No, it was much stronger.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
You're right, Well, it depends on what trib you Britney. Brittany,
let me ask you this.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
I was stone cold sober when I saw it, and
other people have seen it.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Is he alone?

Speaker 5 (05:33):
No, there's actually a smaller one with him. Now I
don't the big one is male.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Okay, so there is a male female.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
I'm suspecting that the smaller one is female. I don't
know for a fact. I've never seen her, but I've
seen her tracks and messages that she would leave me.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
How did you communicate with her with them.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Well, I'll put it to you this vocal, but I'm
not going to tell you how I did it, because.

Speaker 8 (06:01):
Can you do?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Then? Don't give away anything.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
I really can't because there'd be a lot of people
trumping through the woods trying to do it and it
would really kick him off.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Is he of this planet when.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
He's in this reality? Yes, but he didn't originate here.
He is not.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Look, I'm gonna ask the big question here and then
we'll move on because I know we could spend a
lot of time with this, Brittany. How does he how
does he play into the god us? Where's he at
on change?

Speaker 8 (06:28):
Are you calling?

Speaker 6 (06:29):
Are you calling Harry Angel?

Speaker 8 (06:30):
That's what we need to know.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
No, No, he's not an angel. And what people have
to understand is that the God that created us created everything.
And you can't go around just saying everything's crazy or
stupid because you haven't seen it or been around it.
It's just be a little open minded when people tell
stuff like this, because it's hard to come out and
say something like this goes like, oh my god, you

(06:53):
were on drugs or you're crazy.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Well, well, I'm saying Tommy's got a footprint here and
said it was hanging out in the woods. You're come now,
yours is a little you know, it's you gotta mention
you're coming from a different angle here. Yeah, he didn't say.
He sits round and talks with him and don't and
tries to feed him limits.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Right, And so what I'm saying is, if you do
run up on this creature in the woods, don't be
trying to shoot it or something, because it would be
like killing a human. He doesn't look like a monkey.
I'm sorry. I will argue with anybody. He is a
beautiful creature. He thinks, yes, I'll agree with that, but
he's beautiful and his is I mean his eyes. When

(07:30):
you look into his eyes, it's almost like looking into
a human size.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Where there you go, Brittany in Bigfoot. I thought we're
going to start the hour.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Thank you so much for tuning into the best of
Ricking Bubba's show, and don't forget The Rick Burgess Show
debuts January sixth.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Right here, Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Nineteen minutes past the hour. Thank you so much for
tuning in to the best of Rick and Bubba show.
We are rolling here on the kick off hour and
we thank you so much for being with us. And
all the requests that have come in, we are rolling
through them one by one, and this one here has
come up. It's the Burgess Callaway trip and them getting

(08:39):
through the drive through Safari here and it's a classic,
and it comes up from time to time on the
main show, and so a lot of that. You know,
we sit here and make notes just because oh, hey,
we promised we'd play this, or hey, we'll try to
get to that. And this has been promised leading up
to the Best of because a caller called in brought

(09:01):
it up and we mentioned we'd try to play it.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
So let's enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Just family, uh, the b team and also the subtitle
the Little Killer Bees have all arrived in beautiful Pine Mountain,
Georgia at Cataway Gardens to stay in our country cottage. Now,
I will tell you that our country cottage was very nice.
I loved our country cottage. We did have one ant
incident where some ants got to us, but it wasn't

(09:25):
anything you expect.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
That with a country for a country cottage. It was
very really kind of plush.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
There were two gigantic bedrooms with two double beds in
each on each side. Then the middle was a giant
family room and a full kitchen and a screened in
porch and a deck and.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
And how long before Taz freaks out?

Speaker 4 (09:41):
By the way, Taz usually can make it in the
car if he now this is if he sleeps, you
can buy you some time because but if he's awake,
he can usually sit in that seat for about an
hour and that's it. He's he's okay on short trips.
He's just not a big car baby. If the trip
gets to way, I gotta get out every hour. So
the last hour and a half we heard protests from

(10:03):
task all the way to the country cottage. So we
get there and buddy, we are fired up and we
can't wait to get out. Behind the country cottage just
an open field, I would say, probably three acres of nothing,
but just flat green rolling.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
There's woods where there are other country cottages around.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yes, we were a country cottage community, okay, with our
own country cottage pool, which was very nice.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Your own country cottage. No, we had shared a.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Very nice I might add, very nice country cottage pool
which really came in handy a few times. So so
by gosh, hey we're here. It's Friday night, we're gonna
go over there to the Callaway Gardens. We're gonna see
the balloon glow. Sure, and that's where the hot balloon show.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
That's where the hot air balloons will shoot fire up
in them at night. And it's really beautiful to say
they'll take off. They just kind of hover and lot.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Well, I did you know how sensitive hot air balloons
were to weather?

Speaker 9 (10:55):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Why, I guess they would be, Bob. But let me
assure all of if you're going to some big balloon event. Thankfully,
the Burgess family did not put all of our eggs
in the balloon basket. If we had, it would have
been a very disappointed. And I saw some really I'm
into balloon people, and they were not very excited. Seeing
how the balloons never over the entire Labor Day holiday
ever inflated and got.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Off the ground.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
There was a rumor that a balloon took off like
for a twenty minute interval at one time sometime over
the weekend.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
We didn't see it, so, I mean, what was was it, Wendy?

Speaker 4 (11:27):
They well, they just announced it to me. It was
a beautiful the overcast day was fading away, you know,
how like it dark. At dusk you can see the
you know, the the clearing sky and you can see
where the sun has made it orange a little bit.
But you see some clowns, but they're kind of gone.
And that was a little bit of a breeze. But
in Daalie it has to be no breeze.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
So basically all we got to see was some baskets
with no balloon on them, wicker baskets with some they
even set on the pa and I couldn't take it serious.
If you would like to go around and look at
the baskets, well that's thrilling.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Kids, let's go look at the baskets and uh.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
And every now and then they would shoot fire off
the top of it, you know, and that was kind
of cool. And the kids were screaming, you know, every time.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
So so we it's not like seeing the big balloon.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
No, no, And of course we were told by the
doctor before we left, because of Big Love's mouth being destroyed,
don't let him get in the lake water because it's
very dirty. Right, Okay, Well there's a beach with just
a lake out there, so you know, we would all
take shifts on, you know, throwing our bodies in front
of him to block him out of the water. And

(12:33):
and so then there's the there we eat out there
on the big lawn area callaway gardens, looking at the
water and looking at baskets, no balloons, but just baskets around.
And of course you know then which Boomer has become
to be known as the kid who wants the most
outrageous souvenir. Souvenirs rule him. You're better off get him

(12:54):
a souvenir out of the gate. It's gonna be something
stupid that he's gonna.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Have, like a giant pencil.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Yeah, that he's exactly that he's gonna have torn up
within minutes.

Speaker 8 (13:02):
Of having it.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Did y'all love those giant pencils. They had to, you know,
bigger round as a stick, about a foot long. They
had marionette puppets.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
That my that Boomer and Brandy just had to have
marionettes toddlers. Bad combination.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
That means a lot of string, a lot of string,
a lot.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Of wadded up. The marionettes don't look right now. As
a matter of fact, they look like something out of
a Maryland manson Vida video. But anyway, so I knew
they weren't gonna make it. By gosh, get you some
marionettes and good luck with them. Fight your little brothers
for him. That'll be great. So we got that done,
and so we're out there. Then someone declares that hate
let's have some ice cream. So I said, well, by gosh,

(13:44):
I'm like you at the ball game. Hey, if we
want ice cream, let's just have ice cream. And that
went pretty well, except that we remember that Tas also
will want ice cream.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Tas is sixteen months old. Taz.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
I'm not trying to say he's a big eater, which
is part of his nickname now the taz Mani and devil.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
I'm not making this up, y'all.

Speaker 8 (14:01):
And you've got to see it, both of you.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
It would make your day.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
He just gets on the ground, opens his mouth and
starts running at people's ice cream.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Somebody have a popsic. You see him go by eye
try to get a bite off of And he just
opened his mouth and he starts just trying to get anybody.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
And like I said, God, somebody get him an ice cream. Well,
I only had a dollar fifty left of cash and
there was no ATM, so all I could get was
a fudgsicle. Well, he started out on that fudge and
about that to and he kept wanting it, and we fight.
Like then he'd run over and buy somebody snoopy thing,
and then he'd come over here and you'd see him
go buy some kitchens, crying out. He'd have red up

(14:36):
on his mouth where he'd lick somebody's popsicle. And I said,
get over here to you fudge.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
So finally he takes the fudgsicicle, grabs it by both
sides not to stick fingers into the fudge, and it's
just and he's just tearing it up and he'll fight
and scream if you try to get it away.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
It's dripping on me on him. I look like that,
I've come out of a horror picture. I've got I've
got fudge cicicle all up down me. It's sticking all
like I like that.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
And I had a run. It gets on those elbows, and.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
I look and Sherry and the other children having a
great family day. They're in the sand on the beach. Hey,
y'all come down to the beach, and that's sticky beach.
So then I by the time I come out of there,
like a piece of catfish have been rolling cornmeals.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Okay, that's that. People getting to call me the catfish go.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
So I'm walking around and I'm thinking, well, what are
we gonna do? The balloons are not gonna If this
little bitty breeze will cancel balloons, We're not gonna see
balloons this weekend. I mean, I want all of you
to know, if you go to see hot air balloons,
the conditions have to be absolutely perfect still, just I
want you to know that.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
So this was a strange conversation. So I'm walking by.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
And I hear a woman talking about we think we're
gonna take our kids the butt Smell Farm.

Speaker 8 (15:46):
And I went what.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
I said, Sure, there's did you say butt sme butt
smell Farm?

Speaker 6 (15:53):
And I went butt smell.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
And I'm like shy. He did not.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Said well, we're gonna go see this. I've got the
safari thing that everybody's gonna like up. It's up the
street and Pine Mountain. We need to go to Warm
Springs eat that restaurant the woman called about, by the way, delicious.
Thank you for that call. Was worth every every every
dime and.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
It was relatively cheap, by the way. So and then
she says, and I said. She said, what did they say?

Speaker 4 (16:20):
A farm like animals and horse riding and ponies. I said, yeap,
what they're saying is butt smail. I said it can't
be butch smail like that.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
And I hear this swim over again. We're gonna go
with a butt smail farm. And I said, butch smail form.
You know so, so we're not to have some literature
on that. So so you're there.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
You should have seen me going into the information place
and I had to uncomfortably say could I get some literature?

Speaker 6 (16:46):
I just start mumblet but mail form, but.

Speaker 8 (16:50):
She lets me.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
She said, excuse me, I said, you know what to
that button farm? She goes, oh, you're talking about Butt's
meal farm. Let me tell you people with but y'all
should have gone with a different name, because it comes
out butt smail. It's it's Butt's meal farm. Now I

(17:13):
know your last name must be Butt's and that's fine.
Once y'all just take the word and meal out of there.
Butt's farm would even be better, y'all. Putting butts and
meal beside each other, it comes out buttch meal. So
that became the running Burgess joke. Let's go to butt
Smeail farm.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Look, even when it would be going well with them,
now say we ain't got the butt Smeil farm yet,
and uh, that's yet to come.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
So then I start seeing billboards Butt's Meal Farm, you know,
I said, but that has to but say it real fast, Butchmeal,
you know, and and and you hear people, and then
I then I.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Started courses to the point Sherry said, that's enough. Okay,
you're saying it loud enough other people could hear.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Hey, y'all been to Butt's mill for so So anyway,
when we come back, you make the decision. And what
I feel like, you know, I mean, I worked hard,
and we worked hard to try to get ourselves.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
A good quality family automobile.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
We're going up to the wild Safari with all the children,
one of those things where you drive through and take
a look at the animals. The Burgess family go up
the street a few miles to the Wild African Safari.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
And that is the best of the Califai recap. One
more segment left here on the Best of Rick and
Bubba Show. We thank you so much for being with us.
Here's twenty nine minutes past the hour as we look
back at thirty one.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Years of Rick and Bubba history.

Speaker 8 (18:40):
Don't forget.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
The Rick Burgess Show debuts January to sixth.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Right here, we'll be right back, Rick and Bubba, Rick.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
And Bubba, Hey, Rick here, I hope you're enjoying the
best of Rick and Bubba's We're celebrating thirty one years

(19:09):
of radio gold.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
But don't forget.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
On January the sixth, a brand new era begins The
Rick Burgess Show. Speedy, Greg and Adler would join me
get all the details right now at Rick burgesshow dot com.
My family and I really you know, we talked about
the first ever family vacation that had all six of
us on it, you know, because you know, we had
to we have to always check with my twelve year
old's agent to see if she's available. Right, and then

(19:33):
you know, the new baby, who's you know, was mister
Pudgy now has grown into his toddler nickname Tass for
Tasmanian Devil.

Speaker 6 (19:42):
He had not been you know, we've had different.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
I still like Taz's hair. He's staying with that mullet.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Look.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Yeah, Taz is now he's got a little pot belly,
he's dark skin, he's got blue eyes and white hair
that sticks up on top and is long in the
back like you. And here he goes, and I refer
to him as if if a son could ever be
like his mama, this one is. And I mean he
is wide open and easily agitated, so so we of

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course the other kids, of course they wouldn't take advantage
of that after of course, also I will get to
the bike riding. I know a lot of you thinking
because if you go to Cattaway Guard's Bubble, you're gonna
ride a bike.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Let me just say that to you. You know, i'd
like to get back into back riding. Would you need
to ride a bot? Hey, Hey, hey, sir, that's the
place to go. Let me help. You know, my problem
is those durned seats. That's this is.

Speaker 6 (20:33):
These are better.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
They've gone some of the old cool seats. It's not
I used to like that big banana, the banana songs.
They didn't have those.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
But I'll talk about that in a minute, because I
really don't want to miss the safari.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Okay, the hey we're going to heard you mentioned zebras
and again, hey, I'm anxiously looking for the zebra.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
We're going on with Safari.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Now, I had done the ride of car through a
Safari as a kid at the world famous Lion Country safar.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Now, there used to be one in Georgia that was
close to Atlanta, wasn't it right? And now there's one.
I know there's one down in Tampa or something, or
somewhere in Florida. But you know, we used to be
one of o'hatchee. Don't forget that.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Now Big Love loves wild animals. I mean he could
go to the zoo every single day. We all kind
I like animals, I like looking it outs, I like
animal So I said, well, this safari is gonna be something.

Speaker 10 (21:24):
Here.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
I've got some video that I will send to America's
whatever it's called now people, you know they've changed the
name of it the America's Funniest Video Thing whatever.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
So we we get there and I get out to
go get our tickets.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Now I can already see giants, deer looking animals standing
around the entrance.

Speaker 8 (21:42):
Yeah you up.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
I mean they're already ready for the car.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Okay. So I go in and I say, got my family,
here's how many I guys came in from buttsmel I
just got back.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
From Buttsmell Farm where you know, we rode in a carriage,
you know, and uh so we want to get in there.
And so I look and she's filling up bags of
food and I thought, well, they were about to go
feed them because this is a perfect time. And we were, hey,
we were the first ones there, baby, okay, we were there.
Proud of you, thank you. So she says, well, how
many bags of food would you like? And I said,

(22:14):
excuse me, I said, we can feed the wild animals
and she said, oh, yeah, sure, and I said, I
I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
That goes against everything that they that the raiders take
an exactly.

Speaker 6 (22:28):
So then she says, now I want you to listen
to this, and I go, oh gosh.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Safety note.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Don't feed any horse like animals And I said what
horse like? She said, you know, especially the zebras.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Well, why can't you feed the zebras?

Speaker 4 (22:45):
She said, they're a little aggressive and they could end
up biting somebody aggressive zebra. She said, also, don't feed
any large birds.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Well what are you supposed to feed?

Speaker 4 (22:54):
And I said, what were large birds? Emuse ostriches? She said,
for the same reason. Yeah, Well that's all fine, and dandy.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
You know what I mean. If they will all stay
in their little groups, okay, and feed separately, what if
they get mixed together?

Speaker 6 (23:08):
Do you know that inside there too? Something?

Speaker 4 (23:10):
I guess this family has learned. Don't put donkeys and
zebras in there together, because they'll hook up. Saw a
lot of donkeys with strips on them. You don't see
that every day? They call them zebra dunks.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
They do not. Oh yes, yes, saw them. Don't let
me tell you the.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Donkey is not intimidated by the size, and for obvious reason.
But because the donkey's got he's pretty proud himself, I know.
But anyway, of course I had the great line going.
Notice my kids only ones not shocked. But anyway, so
we which drew another slap followed by a quick butt
smell coming.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
But anyway, so so we by.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
The way, by this time, I've been told by my
wife that's the last butt smell joke we're gonna have.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
That's okay, I'm done. The little children are saying butt
smell now stop right, Okay, So you'll be saying it
that church next week.

Speaker 6 (24:01):
Rick, We understand, buttchmell's funny, and you're not.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Twelve could we go on. Okay, so, because I'm referring,
you know, I have a great callback. Now it's even
on video, it's part of the So we're going through.
Well the minute we get in.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
This was a bad move in my part for some reason,
because I wanted to be able to work the animals.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
I let Sherry drive.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Okay, Now they offer for ten dollars an hour, and
this is again, this is so our family. Okay, we'll
spend hundreds thousands, and also we'll.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
Cut a corner at the weirdest place.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Okay, you know what I mean, pick and cheese, right,
you know, hey, we don't have a problem with buying marionettes,
but bye gosh, we're not gonna rent with advance, you know.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
What I mean. So they let you you can rent,
you can you can rent of the ride through the park.
But as opposed to using your car, right, But.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
I voted no, hassle, Rick. I didn't want to have
to take those baby seats out and have to yes,
which a lot of people gave us some strange, strange looks.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Is this a paved road, Oh no, no, it's you're
you're out on a dirt road. And sure, Sherry's car,
which is the nicer family call oh yes, and oh well,
that's nothing compared to the fact that animals will be
leaning up on it here in a minute.

Speaker 11 (25:12):
So we uh so.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
We how much was a van ten bucks an hour?
Which it only takes about an hour to get through it?

Speaker 1 (25:22):
So Rick, I would just think that would be a
ten dollars well speed, Oh oh oh, let me assure
you it was. Would drop that on breakfast here. I mean,
it's sure, so.

Speaker 6 (25:33):
You know, I told them I've got the next Volvo commercial.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
But anyway, when you look, don't you think the me
just say this, don't you think it'd be great?

Speaker 6 (25:47):
The Vovo station.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Wagon pulls in, you see horns and zebras and giraffes
coming down the road, and the naturer says, sometimes it's
good to be an a Volvo.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Don't you think that would be?

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah, So anyway, because that's what it felt like.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
These animals have been hand fed, and they know the
drill and they all know it. Zebras and ostriches included,
and they don't give a rip if the big draft's eating.
They all know there's food. We've got little babies in
car seats right up against the window. Okay, So the
first thing, we can't even get in the gate because

(26:24):
some kind of deer like out And then you start thinking,
as a deer horse like you, I know what qualifies
u U.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
I'm trying to get my chart out. Who is supposed
to feed? Not feed?

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Heads of giant animals are just all in the station wagon.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Kids are screaming, slobbers being thrown you like that, and
we're going I said, sure, you gotta drive like he't
driving their head and win the rollers out. You like that.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
We're choking, you know, and you see some sign don't
roll wind up with animal's head in it.

Speaker 8 (26:52):
I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Well, so we get bit by it.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
So so so we've pulled some of these I don't
know what they are their feeder as we're trying to
take call. So we get up and we look right
in the middle of the road is a is a
freaking giraffe, I mean a giraffe. I mean, y'all realize
how big a giraffe is.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
They're huge.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
We pull up into drafts, big old head comes up
in the car. I mean, I look in a giraffe's head.
He's in big Love's lap eating food. That big left
throwing out of his little because he'll get on in
that bag because there and I mean, you realize, though,
if you're a three year old child and your whole
life has been I see a giraffe from Afar, and

(27:31):
I've got a few plastic ones and stuffed. When their
head is big, if it's in your laps, live head
is in the station wagon with you.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
He couldn't believe it, and he's just firing food to it.
That big old tongue. You're seeing a tongue on look
one time?

Speaker 4 (27:46):
One time he went about, how about one time his
tongue went all the way across the car up into
the pasture seat.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Ain't something out of my back coming all the way
from that other weapon? You know what I mean, people,
I mean the tongue went past Brandy, went past another kid,
came over my shoulder area. I'm feeding over my boo
and the giraft de sides. I'm really big, and I've
got this car blocked and I almost in here neat
till y'all have nothing left. He's gonna wipe you out.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
First time the giraffe, I mean, people, you know, I'm like, wow,
how do we get away and he's up.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
In there and that on neck, you know how long
your neck is, and so so then I look and.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Here they come. I said, hey, shery comes from Zebras.
They said, don't feed zebras. And Sherry says, how am
I gonna drive the draft's head in here? I said, hey, y'all,
the Zebras are coming. And they look like like a
youth gang, you know, like I got the bandannas around
their head, you know that kind of stuff. I said, hey, hey,
they said, zebras are bad. With the Zebras. They come
off the other side.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
That the that the drafts on my side I've got
I've got task behind like that and you you know.
And then you start trying to control four windows and Sherry,
I said, sure, you gotta roll.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
The windows are going up, you know, and coming down,
and said, you've left the kid, I'll send A zebra
comes up in there from the side. We got a
zebra and he came in. And all I can think
of is the way they present it, say that you're
dead if a zebra it's in there.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
And I've got a zebra.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Headcause I said, sure, you're gonna have to drive all
this on video. You see going around. I said, see
you got zebras, and they're coming in and they're coming after.
I said, they're bagging buy the kids. You got, you
got your chee. I got a giraffe in on it.
Never in my life did I think I would ever
be presented with a diraffe head in one side of
the car, zebra's heads in the other. Zebra heads. I

(29:22):
can't believe that you let Sherry drive. That's so unlike
you to give up control of the wanted to work
the animals. I thought I needed to be loose to
work the animals because I'm the animal expert. But in
their teeth are kicking, and they're coming at kicking, and
I just I shaid, throw food out, throw it out
of the car boomers in the very back. He said,
I can't do anything, Dad, I said, we'll block the

(29:43):
zebra off.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Your brother and I you have to do something the zebra.
And when we throw and I finally get food out
the window and they don't respond to it, I think, well,
they'll turn around start eating.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Now they want more.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
As soon as it hits other little animals running, you
can't hit it. So now the zebra said, ah, huh,
hit the food's in here. At one point we had
three windows full of zebras and one giraffe coming in
the other window.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
We had animals all in there with I said, sure,
you're gonna have to gag you. You just gonna have
to go. They said, don't do. I said, they're gonna
kill us. Do you want to be killed by wild
crazy zebras? And I just read, you know, and she
she just pulled them off, all their heads and stuff.
Get you indos up and the last thing he sees
like like a zebra nose. And we get it up
and we're just like.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
All sweating, and and now the food's crunched up all
in the car and it's all over us and we're like,
my gush, And we weren't one hundred yards in this place.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
I said, what's next? Got it had have? Did they
skin your car up too? Did they get their hoofs
up on?

Speaker 6 (30:41):
The cars?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Got zebra licks and just bodies of zebra all over it.
There there's there's get their hoofs up in.

Speaker 6 (30:50):
No, they didn't get up on, but that was coming.
The their heads were in.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
There, they heads and then and then the the old
slobbering tongue giraffe.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
He just threw slobber when suld w I per smearing
giraffe slobry.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Now, I said, put some water in there, like it.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
And then we look up and coming over the hill
is like yas and and boomer streaming. There's an ox
and he's doing his doing his hoofs and I mean
I'm talking about horns. Look you look at my hand horns.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Out to here. And then and there's elk and and
they won't get out of the road and they like
a couple of them break into a fight. And then
there's then there's zebra dunks.

Speaker 6 (31:26):
And it was crazy in there.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
I mean these animals, you know, the feeding of the animals,
it was inexperienced.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Let me say, but I mean they know the foods
in there and they'll do whatever they gotta do to
get it.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
I mean, it's crazy in there the whole and it
became the whole trip became anxiety filled. It was like,
can we get our car through here with without an
animal getting completely in here with us?

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Or or you know what that zebra head look with.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
The wind that going on, it just barely got We
got his head up like here and you know, and
then I love when they tell you, well, don't be
rolling their heads up in the ok or whatever.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba, ricking.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Bubbacking bubba ts degree that these eaking bubacking bubble it
brings me to my kneesing bub I can't stud principal
said that the accent a bad example for other students
and violated school policy.

Speaker 12 (32:29):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
A TV station there is reporting that the boy's father
thinks the punishment is way out of line. Uh I
was just joking around. The seventh grader said, I didn't
think that anyone would get mad.

Speaker 13 (32:42):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
The young man can't believe or his dad can't believe
the penalty was handed down at Saint Robert Catholic School.
Uh in eclid is I he said that e u
c l I d ohio who knows al euclid euclin
cland ohio. After he grabbed a party balloon class and
hail the helium to alter his voice.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
You know, couldn't we just said, hey, son, that's a
dangerous thing. You shouldn't do that.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
You know, the kid may not know that this. I
didn't even know that heathun was some kind of dangerous thing.
But well it can be if if handled wrong. I
asked the principal. This is the dad, didn't you ever
do that when you were a kid. Ben's father said
that he was stunned by the punishment leveled against his
son and reported suggesting his son abused a foreign substance.

(33:34):
In other words, the report saying that he has abused
a substance. Yeah, I mean helium.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
You know with the bad part about inhaling helium is
you can't get away with it. I mean if the
teacher says, what do you do, and you go, I'm
not throwing off on you inhale that helium?

Speaker 8 (33:49):
Son?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
My mom, I saw something. I'm just by two reson
on my homework. There's no way out. Please say what helium?

Speaker 6 (34:03):
Hey, excuse me, son? Are you in hating heating?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
What time?

Speaker 8 (34:07):
About?

Speaker 1 (34:08):
What houlding them on Russell Moon hustle or something on something?

Speaker 8 (34:15):
Brother one on muscles Thompson.

Speaker 6 (34:19):
So, I mean, how about your dad? Come, son, you've
been in here hockey heating.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Not sorry, you realize that's bad for you? Novel No
thanks for none from uscll. The teacher says there's been
instances where children have fainted from sucking on helium apparently.

Speaker 8 (34:39):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
She also says a child in Washington recently died after
inhaling large quantities of helium from a tank. Poyet support
none from uscle listen my tum aou thoughts, I'm on
this sign a fun of Thompsons dying over ben The
young man said he's learned his lesson and it's not

(35:01):
likely to ever inhale helium again. Just watch what you're doing.
There's some crazy rules out there, says it's Dad the
the principle, although doesn't think it's a crazy rule. She
says that students aren't even allowed to bring cough drops
into class without permission and that she will stick to

(35:23):
that policy.

Speaker 6 (35:26):
But the kids should have been told, Hey, that's bad
for you.

Speaker 8 (35:28):
Don't do that.

Speaker 14 (35:28):
We got to go JT with a medical act to
bring some medical news for you occasionally. You know, I
do a lot of research in the area.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yes, you seem to always be studying local hypochondriac JT.

Speaker 14 (35:39):
If you suck enough helium in your lung, my gosh, doctor,
we'll call it confirm us. It'll displace the oxygen in
the lung and your lungs will collapse like a raisin
and there's no bringing you back.

Speaker 8 (35:48):
Goodnight?

Speaker 6 (35:49):
How much have you got to inhale?

Speaker 14 (35:50):
Sometimes you know what you want to.

Speaker 8 (35:53):
At that fine line.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
You don't want to get on a tank and start
taking a hit off of it. But I can't believe
that one balloon is.

Speaker 8 (36:00):
Wait a minute.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
They're out of school, though, aren't they? We got I'd
love to call this office that like, I'm the dad. Yeah,
hold on, my son, please do do well, I'll try it,
But I bet they're not in school. That's the only problem.
Not Now everybody's pretty much which one should I call?
The high school?

Speaker 8 (36:23):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Now that's got a good idea, but I can't tell
you right now. But it wouldn't be the high school?
What is the seventh grade?

Speaker 6 (36:32):
Junior high?

Speaker 8 (36:32):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
But that's still be there.

Speaker 8 (36:34):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
What's all this over here?

Speaker 7 (36:40):
That's that's the area code?

Speaker 8 (36:43):
And then.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Okay, here one of the more smoother segments we always
have on the show, dolling the telephone. Well, look at
the numbers. You're very confusing. What's that little number off
to the sign? So you still using my coat? Yeah?
Well have been for forty years. The picture press Congress,

(37:09):
I'll fall off.

Speaker 15 (37:13):
This is the Upid Board of Education Ford Dice Administration.
If you know your party's direct our phone a right,
Please hold.

Speaker 6 (37:29):
I'll find out the principals time aboutnomal there's not all
of them.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Hold on, but you did what? Hold on?

Speaker 15 (37:42):
This is the Upid Board of Education Ford Dice Administration.
If you know your party's direct our phone number, you
may hang up.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
And dial it now.

Speaker 15 (37:51):
Otherwise, please remain on the line and an operator. Please
wait for assistance.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Runn out of.

Speaker 8 (38:00):
Time, don We're fine. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
What's the kid's name? You could school? Bring about the
shout host spots the polls. Hello, listens a stove? Hello,
hs I am I telling somebody who has suspended my
son for toughing on Hulu.

Speaker 15 (38:25):
I have no idea what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Blue holds them.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 8 (38:44):
I mean, Dad, you said.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
It's one of the great gifts.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Six minutes past the hour. Thank you so much for
tuning in to the best of Brick and Bubba Show.
Let's start this hour as we always do with our
national anthem. Thank you so much for tuning in to

(40:31):
the best of Rick and Bubba's show. As always, we
thank you for being with us. Let's craik up this
first hour of the main show and enjoy ourselves today.

Speaker 8 (40:41):
Take you there.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
It's one of the great gifts and also one of
the biggest handles that you'll that you'll ever go through.
And early in the in the the show's I guess
creation my two oldest children with the little ones then
and that's my daughter who is twelve, Brandy Jojo Burgess,
and then of course my son who is eleven, Blake

(41:04):
Boomer Bird just Boomer has provided us with much material
here on the program. That's also a birthday today for
the baby who is one year old today. And that's
a Pudge better known at home as Brody. So I
have four and and Blake is the Boomer, the oldest son.
Now we haven't heard all that much from Boomer lately

(41:25):
because he's getting to be older. Now he's you know,
we used to do Little League story.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
He's gonna have to wait till these the new crop
of kids get into the Little League because once they
get older, it's just reporting a game. There's really not
that much comedy in it. It's just a game.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
So that's why you don't hear the Little League updates
as much anymore, because we've got to get this new
crew in teball and that's when the stories will start back.
But when when you when you have Boomer involved, it
really doesn't matter how old he's getting, he's gonna there's
gonna be maybe a story at the ballpark at any time.

Speaker 5 (41:53):
Now.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Boomer has always had a problem with focus when it
comes to athletics. He's not gonna be gung all about
it by any way, shape or form. No one has
ever had to tell Boomer we think you're spending too
much time, you know, on sports. You know, you need
to need to focus on other things. He he's fine
with focusing on other things, and he might do it
during the game. And that's the thing that you that

(42:15):
you never know he had. He had dropped baseball altogether,
and a lot of us in the family were glad
because baseball there's not enough action to keep him focused.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
I don't know if y'all notice this, but he's got
a little problem with the gene pool gene poo. I
tend to drift a little bit myself. Yeah, so you know,
if you're gonna keep my attention, you better keep better
be something interesting, you can lose me keep it coming.

Speaker 6 (42:37):
So he has that same problem and and baseball is
really not set up for him.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
It really isn't. And he had not played for a
couple of years.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
And then coach Rich, who's been involved in the Little
league where they play a long time, talked to him
into coming back out.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
He had a good team and he needed one more player.
They were going to span the team or something. Boomer
of his own free wheel said I will go play,
and I said that's fine.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
So that's that's great. We'll be there to support your son.
And he's got potential but to be a good player.
And he's kind of like I was at baseball. It's
feast or famine. So he's out there and someone in
their brilliant wisdom and I don't know who this person is,
but I'd love to personally slap you. But came up
with the idea as soon as school is out, let's
play double headers.

Speaker 8 (43:21):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
Now I know a lot of you little league parents.
There's two things you don't want to hear. The rain
out makeup game on Sunday afternoon. That's the worst, Okay.
Then the horrid sound of the double header because if
you're at the ballpark and you have multiple children, that
means now one of your other children is got You're
out there for two games with just one kid, So

(43:44):
there's no telling how many games you get involved in now.
And then you come in there, you try to get focused,
and if you've got smaller children, they can't make it
through a double header, you know, the tinis can't make that,
you know. So I'm out there and it's you know,
it's getting cold. You remember, we've had these real cold things.
Six o'clock pm followed by an eight o'clock PM game,
one after another. Boomer had his graduation that day, so

(44:06):
he's had a banquet, he's had a skate party, okay,
and so now he's at game number one. Gets through
game number.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
One pretty good.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
You had did all a couple of spins in the outfield,
a couple of couple of you know, I can tell that,
And I just I'm sitting there with his step dad
and David, and I said, he ain't gonna make it.
I said, this this second game is I said, we
just need to is there any way, and they don't
have it. They don't have enough players to play. So

(44:38):
he's got to play, okay. So well I'm sitting there
and I start to we start checking the bench out
a little bit, and all of a sudden, the word
comes to me, Blake's asleep.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
So, uh, is he on the bench?

Speaker 6 (44:52):
Boomer's asleep? So yeah, there's a moment where someone goes.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Boomers asleep, you know, And I said, uh, you know,
and and then you kind of go with the coach notice,
you know, and uh so it gets time for him
to bat, so they wake him up, and uh, he
goes Yeah, he goes to the plate and uh and
you just go, what what in.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
The world's gonna happen here? You know what I mean?
Dragon just a little bit oh right, Oh sure, sure,
couldn't even hard to get the helping on because he's
got kind of wiry hair and he had a sleepy head.
Had to push it down on there because everything got
sticking up, you know. And so here's the pitch and
he hits it, okay, and it's a little something about
to get get right over the second baseman. Well he

(45:40):
don't move, and we go, no, we're going right, like look.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
Look, and he's just standing there like hey, look, gets
in there and gets his mat up and gets ready
for another pitch.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Here we go, you know, like that, and now and
now he raised his bat. He's ready for the other pitch.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
So then look so then everybody's screaming and all of
a sudden, all of a sudden. Then now you hear
boomer after he could go swell. I think I got
something for your show. And I said, I said, what
what happened? Well, I thought when I hit it that
it was a foul.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
I said, what did you look at it? Did you,
you know, find the ball? Have a look at it?
They threw him out. Oh sure, and look and look
so bleiss the base head.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
I mean, people are diving for it, nobody can get it,
and he's still standing there with his bat, you know,
like that. And uh so eventually and you know what's
funny is that will look how confused the other team was. Yeah,
because when they finally got the ball, they looked and
couldn't believe he wasn't there yet.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
It's waiting on the next pitch, and he's up there
ready for pitch number two. And so they run over
and tag you mout.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
So, I mean, I don't know, I don't know who
came these doubleheaders you know, I mean, good gush.

Speaker 6 (46:58):
I mean, what did he say after the after the game?

Speaker 8 (47:03):
That was it? Well?

Speaker 6 (47:04):
I thought I hit it and I thought it went foul.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Well son found the ball? I mean, did did anybody
else scream foul? I mean, did you? Did everybody running
for the ball in front of you? Did that? Did you?

Speaker 8 (47:16):
That was what I said.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Did you notice kind of the the activity around second base?
I mean, y'all realize second base it's not that close
to the foul line. It kind is, but I mean,
well not really, it's not like the first base.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
As a matter of fact, it is as far from
the foul line as you can possibly see. And uh so,
uh so, And you know, we always talk about how
it went. And I said, I don't. I don't know
what we do here.

Speaker 12 (47:41):
You know.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
He's like, uh well, really, actually I got a hit.
And I said, you know he didn't. You know, if
if they get you, it didn't count, you know what.
So I'm just telling And we got and you know,
we got Saturday, you know, the double header, but it's
in the middle of the day.

Speaker 6 (47:55):
Who came up with this craze? At the end of
the year, we'll do double header.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
A ricking bubba.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
All right, here's what I suggest we do.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
After we we've been we've been cold shoulder by chee
chee and another sing your guy popped off to us
for being too loud.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Let's run speedy naked right in front of the.

Speaker 7 (48:22):
Right across the tiger.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
You go, man, Actually, I kind of like working nothing nothing,
nothing but my dress, socks, dress socks and Ricky bumba hat.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
So we get the proper block, y'all. Y'all, I would
be kicked out of here so quick and as hard
as you can right across her. I mean just running.

Speaker 8 (48:38):
Didn't run to some ten or something.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
It's running the woods. Can you imagine that?

Speaker 8 (48:44):
Lay sitting on the back porch.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
One of the key mistakes a lot of streakers make.
Don't take your shoes off, that's right, leave those so
you can go into in treacherous terrain. O. Man, I'm
I'm I'm somewhat cheerish about this. Lit'sten if what's so?
What's so scary that I'm contemplating?

Speaker 10 (49:10):
Suit up?

Speaker 1 (49:10):
I got to use the restroom. Yeah, hey, listen, suit up,
get your cell phone and go think about it. How much?
How much would I get? Serious business? Well you know, y'all.

Speaker 8 (49:21):
Yeah, I'm sure, I am not.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
I've got fifty. Let's let's get no, I'm serious, No,
I am serious. Jeff, how much do y'all have? I
am putting into the to run neck at a cross stea?
What's that called over there? That would be the practice
practice team run.

Speaker 16 (49:40):
Ten?

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Jeff Myers is throwing.

Speaker 8 (49:44):
I will throw in another ten.

Speaker 6 (49:45):
Okay, that's twenty three?

Speaker 8 (49:47):
How much about fail?

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Right there, y'all, I didn't know thirty?

Speaker 8 (49:54):
Okay, all.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Fifty bucks by time?

Speaker 8 (49:58):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Here, here's what I'll do for fifty bucks. Okay, I'm
not gonna go right right in front because I'll get hit.
You see the greens that they're aiming for. I'll just
shriek through there. Yeah yeah, Okay, see somewhere y'all.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Can see me. Can say nothing but just a hen
of that bare body money?

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Okay, fifty five fifty eight dollars okay, I'll do it
for sixty fifty eight dollars.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Okay, I'll do it after you break. You work too cheap.
I think you all hold out for more money. Well,
I mean, I mean you get hauling and all of
them up here. Hey, mat you will get Brunos and
to donate to this particular Well, listen, mister, fifty cents
in the bucket. I don't want to hear anything any money.

Speaker 8 (50:41):
Well six.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Sixty six, okay, sixty bucks. I will do it for
sixty bucks.

Speaker 8 (50:48):
But I need here's it.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Here's what I need. I'm cheap. Here's what I need.
I need don Juan, Okay, I need him to be
in a card or something. I need him to have
my clothes in the woods. You see the woods over there.
I need my clothes. I need my clothes.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
I will run naked to those woods and then put
my clothes on and we'll come out like we just say,
what's up?

Speaker 8 (51:06):
You know, I want you.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
I don't think you'll have a problem.

Speaker 8 (51:12):
Gee, I'm gonna ask you a question. And this is
out of our love for you.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
Let's just say, and I want you to look out
here at this practice tea if you would, Rick.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Now, let's let's keep in mind the whole why we're.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Here, Yes, today is to raise raise money for the
Alabama charity, Bruno's Alabama Charity's Okay, okay, you see the
practice tea out there. There's a lot of distance, a
lot of green Top flight trailer out there.

Speaker 8 (51:34):
Yeah, you see that.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
I feel like I'm being set up here. Okay, let's
see that guy's cutting grass.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
Let's just say that a young man wearing a rick
and Bubba hat very quickly. Yeah, supporting, uh you know,
supporting the great station that you're hearing the song right now? Right,
he began to sprint across that practice tea as hard
as he could go.

Speaker 8 (51:53):
Uh huh. Yeah, is that bother at all?

Speaker 1 (51:56):
It probably would? It would Where is speedy? Let me
ask you he disappeared about me? Ask you this, Would
it bother you if he didn't have any pants on?

Speaker 8 (52:05):
Yeah? He may or may not be wearing pants.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Well, you know, the finest from the city of Hoover
is about ten feet from us.

Speaker 8 (52:12):
Now I will say that, I will say we are
in the.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
City of Hoover's an ordinance against not wearing your pants
and Hoover.

Speaker 8 (52:20):
Before you rush to judgment.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Yeah, let's remember the children that coach Mike debos now.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
As a gentlemen, Coach Mike debos God that hit him straight,
Coach reckon Byba love you, coach, I hear you about.
Let me just say this, Gene that what if he
was running for hundreds of dollars that would go to
the Bruno's Alabama charity.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Let's just say for the children. Now, I might tolerate that, okay.

Speaker 8 (52:44):
I mean, we just wanted anything.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Not that we've got that plan, but we just want
to know your general feelings. We want Are we in
the stalls right now?

Speaker 8 (52:52):
Why don't you, matter of fact, turn around look back
the other way?

Speaker 12 (52:55):
Maybe if you didn't see it, Gene, Okay, queue me
up when we're and nobody needs.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
To pay Ronnie Bruno to some office somewhere down in
the basement. Yes, let me, let me don't look out
onto the rain. Let me let it's really not much
to look at over on the rain, Ronnie Bruno, won't
you step over here and you and Jean both take
your headphones off for just a few minutes.

Speaker 8 (53:17):
Speedy, speedy, speedy, what are you there?

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (53:24):
Why, uh, well, we're just talking to Gene Howan.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Oh, no, it's all for the children, you know.

Speaker 8 (53:30):
Every everything's everything's for the kids, for the kids. Speedy.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Are you in a position, uh just to buy over quick? Okay,
because we have three hundred and fifty three dollars here.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
All for the children. Let's just keep saying for the children.

Speaker 7 (53:48):
Am I gonna get in bad trouble here?

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Uh? So?

Speaker 8 (53:50):
So it's cording how fast you run?

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (53:53):
You know, a couple more donations to pile on top
here would not hurt. I'm serious, guys, how bad trouble
you can get.

Speaker 8 (53:58):
It's it's not gonna be bad.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
I wouldn't worry about it.

Speaker 8 (54:01):
Man, are you pantless? Okay? Gene disloked the other way?

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Right? If you will have no problems looking the other way?

Speaker 8 (54:11):
It's just uh, look at that, Look at it? Look
at that shot?

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Che cheat is shot? Tats you to the term pauseful deniability.

Speaker 7 (54:18):
Yeah, he's gonna be place so mad at me?

Speaker 8 (54:22):
Uh Geene, Speedy's now asking will you be win play show?
Mad at him?

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Which is the highest form. I need to know the
truth on the show. Speedy's a brother. He can do
anything he wants. To Go ahead, I think you got there. Okay, okay,
I'm not gonna stop ricking bubbish and again I'll let
you guys folks play. You have your camp, you've got
poetic license in your We have got the green light,

(54:48):
is Ronnie, and so I dread the Ronnie.

Speaker 6 (54:50):
I'm giving the inside and we're watching the green.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
Speedy could dart across there at any minute, Speedy, Speedy,
where are you at od?

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Are you gonna have to go out and come back?

Speaker 8 (55:05):
Where is he? Where is he? I'm lucky.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
I don't go back, go back, go back, head go
good aad, come back again, right back to your clothes.

Speaker 8 (55:24):
That's a cart going ahead, Go ahead, Speedy, Are you there.

Speaker 16 (55:33):
Right in front of the car?

Speaker 8 (55:34):
Do you know him?

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Right back? Look? Where's your clothes?

Speaker 8 (55:38):
I'm holding Oh he had him in his hand. Oh god,
he's trying to put his clothes on.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
There was a car.

Speaker 8 (55:43):
They're going security right into the woods, Speedy.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
They're coming in the woods. Whether I don't know if
it's security. But there's a cart when play show coming
right at you. I think that's the grass cutter.

Speaker 8 (55:52):
I think you're oh, you're okay, I got just cutting grass.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
But he is stopping to take.

Speaker 9 (55:56):
A love he sure is.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
I can't believe what he's saying, Speedy, Speedy, I have
never seen you run so bad.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
That was incredible, folks. Speedy had to be Geene give
me again, guessterday I had. That was about four hundred yards.

Speaker 8 (56:09):
In front of us. He did speedy.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Okay, I don't think he can say that on there.
That is a medical term.

Speaker 8 (56:26):
Let should be clear. The term is a medical term. Yes,
Oh my gosh, Speedy, don't say that.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Speedy, all right, gracious Speedy watched the road. That could
be Hoover police. Speedy, Mike Debos just saw you nked Speedy.
Clear the area, you know how you're supposed to clear
the area.

Speaker 8 (56:51):
He cannot find his underwear.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
He has dropped his underwear on the girl on the
the range.

Speaker 8 (56:56):
He can't find it.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Speedy, the guy who picks up the balls, no pun
intended as your boss.

Speaker 8 (57:02):
I see him.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
You see that guy.

Speaker 8 (57:04):
He's waving him in that cart. You see him.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
I thought that was a flag he had. All right,
I'm hurting, well, have a seat, and what you sent?
Indian style? And he has injured himself going into the woods.
Here comes security.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
Crap ricking, Bubba, ricking, Bubba, Hey, Rick here, I hope
you're enjoying the best of Rick and Bubba's.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
We're celebrating thirty one years of Radio Gold. But don't forget.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
On January the sixth, a brand new era begins. The
rick Burgess Show Speedy, Greg and Avner will join me.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Get all the details right now at rick burgesshow dot
com kate those of us that don't know the inner
workings of Brazilian jiu jitsu to spar Is called rolling right,
Yes and uh. And Adler has been in.

Speaker 6 (58:02):
This class for I've been it's thirty thirty something sessions.

Speaker 12 (58:06):
I've been to thirty classes and it's taken me a
lot longer to get those thirty than it really needs.

Speaker 6 (58:11):
You have to earn a stripe.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Yes, thank you.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
I'm just saying and and and now there's a new BRUI,
a new trend has started. Undoubtedly at times they go
co ed uh in the grappling rolling.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Arts of Brazilian jiu jitsu.

Speaker 6 (58:26):
Yes, yes, and women keep picking you uh to compete against.

Speaker 12 (58:31):
Women, don't keep picking me? Okay, all right, I told
you no, No, everybody, it's a round robin.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Okay, I can.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
But all I hear you grappling with is women. Okay,
So now what happened? There was a woman that you
were the first one to ever be called out by
her to grapple with yes, and then then another woman
has grappled with you and then there has been uh,
George Webby's daughter has grappled with you.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
She picks me up right, can pick you around like
a toddler. And now and now the the woman that
said her gold in life is to tap you out?

Speaker 8 (59:08):
Is that correct?

Speaker 6 (59:09):
You can submit, We get you to say I quit. Yes,
called cafrope.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (59:15):
So she's uncle and she's good and she is that.
Also she's also bigger than Webby's daughter.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
So and.

Speaker 12 (59:27):
The whole thing with Brazilian jiu jitsu, though, is that
size a lot of times?

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Uh, you can.

Speaker 6 (59:33):
You can use that to your advantage, like being small
you can use to your advantage.

Speaker 8 (59:37):
That you can.

Speaker 12 (59:38):
You can use being big to your advantage too. But
if you are technically better than the person you are
going against, you can beat them. That's the whole thing.
It's an equalized which is really cool because I'm kind
of a small guy. So now I can literally all
the time everyone in this room.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
Okay, yes, So now now you must face what I
think is becoming your nemesis. There he called you out,
the black widow.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
That's good, guys.

Speaker 12 (01:00:10):
So everybody is real good with their clickety clackety buttons
and music okay, so, so, so what happened? So she
calls me out and we aud, you know, do the
whole hot high five thing. It's it's it's very much
about respect. You're saying that we know, we don't know.
Show you are, yeah, show. So it's like a pat

(01:00:33):
and a bump and then you go. It's like a handshat.
It's like, uh you ready, I'm ready, let's go that thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
You got pretty hair? Go chick.

Speaker 12 (01:00:42):
I don't say you got pretty hair. Nobody's nobody's doing that.

Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
Before.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
So how did it? How did this role go?

Speaker 12 (01:00:57):
So I am am, I'm I'm you gotta do trannosaurs
recks on by the ways, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
That's a move you can't do.

Speaker 12 (01:01:09):
If you get fully extended out, you're gonna get put
in an arm bar. You have to keep your arms safe.
Everybody that's right elbows into like speedy when you go
to lunch.

Speaker 8 (01:01:20):
That's you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
You don't reach out. You don't reach out like al Frank.
So we start and I love your elbow. Here we go.
We're going, all right, and how do you feel?

Speaker 11 (01:01:39):
Greg?

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Greg?

Speaker 12 (01:01:41):
It's it's we're grabbing, like, like, how's the role going?
So we start okay, and it's it. We're both trying
very hard because she's very good. She's becoming a lot
longer than I have. So I'm you know, and you
know there's a little bit of ego there, but you're not.
You're supposed to leave that aside, leave it at the door.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
How you feeling about it now? You feel like, hey,
even though you're smaller that you're you feel like you
can do it sometimes some fun times.

Speaker 12 (01:02:14):
Sometimes when I'm rolling with the dude, to concentrate, I'll
close my eyes. Interesting, I did that with this person,
and I decided that was a bad idea. Okay, you
need to be real sure about things.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
You see what you're.

Speaker 6 (01:02:32):
Saying, you really need right closing your eyes and just
reaching out to grab.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
If you close your eyes, it looks like you're puckering up.
So you know what you don't want to hear.

Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
So I go for what is called the the lapel choke. Okay,
and so I'm going to choke you with you gee.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
That's right.

Speaker 12 (01:02:49):
You can use the ge against people, you can. You
can take their ge, pull it out, wrap it around
their arm. Boom, I got you, I got you all
all wrapped up. Got you abed at you know that
kind of thing you talk like that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
No, you don't trash.

Speaker 12 (01:03:03):
You don't trash talk. It's about respect, mutual respect, life
and death. We talked about no.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
No.

Speaker 12 (01:03:11):
And at this point, I've got both of my hands
kind of bundled up, and she sweeps me. I am
now on the bottom and she's got me bottle, she's mounted,
she's got me, she's got me.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
It's it's not it's called that's what it's called. Somebody
you got.

Speaker 12 (01:03:33):
Side mount, you got sidebody, you got full mount, you
got Okay, it's anybody name guard, full guard. These are
these are these are terms that will save my life
one day. And y'all gonna be really glad. Okay, something,
something's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
I get out of that move.

Speaker 12 (01:03:53):
Okay, I get out of that move, and I get
myself into kind of a guard position, and she's now
she's now on her back, you know, using guard against.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Me, which guard means is like she's back here.

Speaker 12 (01:04:05):
She's yes, yes, so she's on the back, and she's like,
stop doing that, please stop doing Is that Is that accurate?

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
It's not accurate. No, it's not accurate. Did that look accurateping.
So she's I would think she's using her feet to
push you away.

Speaker 12 (01:04:25):
Yes, there's a lot of that in jiu jitsu. It's
all about control. Okay, You're about control and leverage and
and balance and framing and and math. Okay, it's a
very sport. So she's on her back and you're attacking,
and I'm attacking. She grabs my my sleeves. Okay, she's

(01:04:45):
got my statue, and she then puts her feet in
decreases of my elbows, and she's got me in what
is called spider guard.

Speaker 6 (01:05:02):
Spider guard.

Speaker 12 (01:05:03):
At this point, it's unbelievable how much control she has
over my body.

Speaker 6 (01:05:09):
Well, look that, okay, that's not what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
I'm talking about. What do you think I'm talking about?

Speaker 12 (01:05:16):
And so she's got me in spider guard, and in
order to get herself into a safer position, she goes
from spider guard to full guard.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
What is that which happens, which is she's in a
position to either kick you away or pull you in.
So she she she like tried to separate your arms,
like exactly, no, and then now.

Speaker 12 (01:05:41):
Like this yeah, and I get like and then here there,
and then I find myself in full guard again, guys,
so what does that mean? What position are you in?
So she's got she got me all wrapped up? So
did you try to stand up? So she's telling all

(01:06:03):
that she's got you pinned? She's did you try to
stand up? You're not smiling?

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Are you? I'm just trying to figure out why regret
telling all about this? Are you pretending to try to
get out of the full guard? It's just can't get out?

Speaker 12 (01:06:17):
Okay, Well she's on her back, yes, and she's pulled
you in yes, like that?

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Yeah, and you're speeding.

Speaker 12 (01:06:28):
I'm gonna ask you to stop doing that. I'm gonna
ask an athletic question.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
You're on top of her?

Speaker 6 (01:06:35):
I am yes, yes technically, but you're rolling but you
can and you can't move?

Speaker 8 (01:06:40):
How How was this?

Speaker 11 (01:06:42):
Now?

Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
You stressed your body?

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Yes? Now worries your head in all this? I'm trying
to get a horrible question. It's hovering, it's up here.

Speaker 12 (01:06:49):
Well it was for a second. Are you like a
guillotine for a second? She kind of had me kind
of in a headlock with her legs.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
But I got out of it. You, but I get
at it. I got out of it.

Speaker 8 (01:07:05):
You didn't get out.

Speaker 12 (01:07:06):
Yes, you had your got out of it very quickly too.
She had your head in a leg long kind of yes.
Later he got the triangle. It's called the triangle. It's
very effective. We're all real funny guys in here. Laddler's expense.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
All right, y'all lock up when you're done.

Speaker 12 (01:07:40):
Lose nobody want Nobody got anybody in that in that
particular session.

Speaker 6 (01:07:45):
Wow, how another no contest?

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
It was?

Speaker 8 (01:07:49):
It was a tie?

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Okay, all right. So I'm learning.

Speaker 12 (01:07:53):
I'm getting better and I'm figuring out this whole thing.
And it's a very cool exercise. It's great cardio. It's
great for self defense. What's that hickey on your boss?

Speaker 8 (01:08:01):
Up?

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
It's not It looks just Greg. Why were you putting
toothpaste on it?

Speaker 6 (01:08:09):
I regret telling you all about this, Bubba, Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Nine minutes until top of the hour. Thank you so
much for tuning in to the best of Rick and
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tuning in. We'll do best of us all the way
up to January the sixth, and that is when we'll
debut the Rick Burgess Show. I've been seeing a lot
of that, hopefully on social media and other platforms.

Speaker 8 (01:08:45):
You can go to Rick.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Burgessshow dot com for more information. But we are celebrating
my gracious thirty one years. Can you believe that thirty
one years of the Rick and Bubba Show and all
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Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Your pretty cool too.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Just hearing how some of you started listening, or how
you were introduced to the show, and hearing your stories
pretty neat. And so we're trying to make lists and
get all this on. Of course we can get everything on,
but we sure are trying. This one here is a
good one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
As we continue old Sunday morning radio, it's something else.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Have you heard some of the things now we've all
run Sunday programming in our AM days, right, That's that's
where we started.

Speaker 6 (01:09:30):
I landed on a little beauty and I'm not gonna
say where it was.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Some of you will recognize it, but I landed on
a little beauty on the way to speak on Sunday morning.
And I'm not exaggerating. I'm gonna tell you as close
to Verbaite and what I heard as I can. Okay,
all right, are we ready for this? This is this
is pretty pretty close to to to what I heard.
I flip over there and I hear a guy and

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it starts out, Glory be to God, Glory be to God.
I'm here today. It's me and my wife and so
and and ear lanes over here and we're just gonna
send in here today.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
And uh, why won't you tell him about it?

Speaker 8 (01:10:06):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
And I heard that and he was getting interrupted by
his wife, right, And I thought, well, this must be
callers to the show.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Did you feel like it was live? Or was this
maybe produced?

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
No home, No, let me assure you that this was live. Uh,
this is why I know you heard that a lot
that she would come up, you know, to talk and
all that. Unless they just left that on there and
sent the tape, and which is possible.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Rick it maybe what we call the old one take Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
And so now folks, so they unfortunately somebody had lung
cancer that they wanted to remember.

Speaker 6 (01:10:39):
Now, this was not this.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
This made me and Bubba sound like that we are
coming to you from the West coast, okay, and we
have been in radio for years. Well, I just wanted
to don't don't forget to tell me, well we do
when the glory to God, we want to send it
out there and whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Like.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
Yet, you know all you folks up there to go
and keep on smoking, you get off fair and smoking.
And I'm gonna tell you right now, I've got a
grandson of mine that continues to get up off smoke
every now and then. I wish each stop. As a
matter of fact, he's gonna sing this one sing it son,
And all of a sudden, this music starts and and
the song starts playing. But it is it is not
music like you hear. Sometimes people sing special music. They

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have the recorded music.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Right with no singing in it, right, a soundtrack soundtrack.
This is the song.

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
And all of a sudden, in the middle of the
southern gospel singers, I hear their grandson just starts singing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Now, let me tell how you know him. It's kind
of like us singing over disco fever, but worse in
the middle of southern gops I'm talking about with a
still guitar of the twangy stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
Okay, you hear him in there, you know right, I
love it going. That's ryn when you come in and
ta me home. And me, and he's singing and he's
so off and everybody ran and gone. You hear all
that in right in the middle of and sing it. Son,
you don't like that, So then I wish you'd stop smoking.
So they come back in there and he goes, in
a minute here a glory, glory to God. In a

(01:11:58):
minute here, I'm gonna send it over here to my
wife and let her have it up here for just
how did you not call me?

Speaker 8 (01:12:03):
Let me die?

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Look, and I'm sitting there and about that time, she goes, well,
before I get started, and the guys thinking about it,
I'm all slang one to you today, and I'm on
saying goes swing low, swing, and she just stops and
it's out, and I thought, my god, they've cut her
mic off. And she goes, well, I can't remember the words.

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I'm gonna stop.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
And then he goes, amen, amen, early, and I go,
is this happening right now?

Speaker 6 (01:12:34):
And then and then look she sit there. You see
her pulse.

Speaker 8 (01:12:35):
Man, she's going to come in and take me.

Speaker 6 (01:12:38):
Well, I'm gonna stop. I can't remember.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
A lot of times you have folks that will, you know,
buy a block of time and they yes, do their
own thing. Well, this was that you said, I want
to send over some of the peoples. I'm gonna take
you and then we're gonna talk about that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
And then he'd interrupt her. Well, now, maman, to hang
on and look and this and this is when I
thought it couldn't get any worse. This is wind place show. Okay,
he goes, I want to share a little bit of
something here. Glory be to God, had a little loujah
somethingna have them over here to me. You know, I
have people I want to tell y'all one thing for
going and further grass cutting seasons over and y'all know

(01:13:13):
i'd cut some grass and from yards to pay for
this broadcast. And ain't no grass to cut right now, sir,
I'll send a few dollars. I'd appreciate it. Heck, ain't
never gonna pay me to do this. I guess that's
why I get to preach it like I want to preach.
Your preachers asked me all the time. I wish I
could preach it like you do. And I thought to
my I said, if y'all bet that happens a lot,
you know, And so then he goes, I want to
tell you by a little miracle.

Speaker 6 (01:13:33):
Having back here in seventy three. I remember one time
I had an ulcerated stummach.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
You tell them baby, Hallelujah and a glory be to God.
Every time i'd eat something, I'd go to crapping. He
did not, and I'm in it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
I'm in my car and I said, he said, cramp, No, ranty,
he said crapping.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
And I'm in the car and I go, my gosh,
is anybody at the station? You know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (01:13:58):
I mean, you just don't hear that on Sunday morning
in the service month.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
Recklets let's be clear. The Lord works.

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
Look if the Lord is working here, it is very mysterious,
you know what I mean. And I remember I had
that ulcerated stomach. Every time i'd eat some hallelujah, he would,
he'd go to craft.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
I was going, my gosh, you're talking about you know.
But and then they told me I need to take
something for it.

Speaker 8 (01:14:24):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
But the Lord healed me of and now I eat
whatever I want to Hallelujah. He's shirking, Rick, If you've
got that problem, that is a that is an answered ric.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
No, really, because I caught myself going, hey, what prayer
was it? Because I'd like to I need could you
throw one up from m huh? You know, But I
mean because y'all y'all think we're lying. We talked on
the show. We've worked in this these little bitty stations,
they can't pay the bills. If you give them fifty
bucks on Sunday morning, you can have the mont your on.
I mean you, I mean, and then he got the end,
started rolling off on all kinds of stuff and she

(01:14:53):
began to sing on top of him doing it, and
it was just mayhem.

Speaker 6 (01:14:57):
And I'll tell you what I remember.

Speaker 8 (01:14:57):
I tell him.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
I mean, in a minute, I remember you tell I
tell you remember the words.

Speaker 6 (01:15:03):
Now, don't you mamma?

Speaker 8 (01:15:04):
Who are you?

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
You know, let's get our grand boy coming here? Everything
swing and I wish you'd stopped smoking. Then I'll say
it with look and they're going smoking. Make me man,
hen that's right there. And I used to go to
crab and then they got interrupted and you're HEARDing if
you'd like to us in the donat and then you
hear that guy because he's got to get to the
top of the I work, right, And I guess they've
just gone crazy and he just interrupts him and Popham
days thought you had to do. They'd run over and

(01:15:26):
they tell you one more minute, and you're already up,
you know. And that the station manager every time would say, hey,
at at five to you cut them off. I don't
care what he's saying, who he's praying to, what he's doing.
You cut him off. And buddy, I mean you you go.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
When I heard him say, you know, a lot of
you just want to sneak off smoke all time, just
like my grandboy does.

Speaker 6 (01:15:44):
He's heard the things so far saying it.

Speaker 8 (01:15:45):
Son, I knew you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
I knew that I had with something there, you know
what I mean? I said, And then I and you
missed it.

Speaker 8 (01:15:51):
I went also.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
I went by and there was one going there telling
her about Jesus time clock. I wish you'd have heard
that one about your time card. Huh, Jesus, all that
time caught out here. See, if you've been working, you
can fake off the man at church, but he comes back,
he'll check that time card and everybody. Then he said,
they said, I go down there on the planet when
I'm working. I'm not putting them over time, but it's

(01:16:13):
on the clock my cat and I go, hey, Jesus
style clock. I mean, I mean it was it was
a day. Look, if you get a chance, get you
some AM radio on Sunday morning. That's good stuff. Thank
you for that request.

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
As that wraps up this hour, hopefully you can stay
with us because we have a whole lot more and
thank you all so much for your request on the
Rick and Bubba best of thirty one years of celebrating
the Rick and Bubba Show.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Something else. Thank y'all so much. On January the sixth,
we'll debut you the Rick Burgess Show. So we'll have
best of us up until then, and then we'll debut
that right here where you're listening.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
We'll take a break, we'll be right.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
Back Rick and Bubba, Rickin' Bubba.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Hey, Rick here, I hope you're enjoying the best of
Rick and Bubba's. We're celebrating thirty one years of radio gold.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
But don't forget.

Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
On January the sixth, a brand new era begins The
Rick Burgess Show. Speedy, Greg and Abler will join me.
Get all the details right now at Rickburgesshow dot com
and kid has been pretty hot this year East that

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people a lot voted deemed worthy of the Best of
CD didn't make the cut, but there will probably be
another release the CD after this one. We'll probably have
Cassio on it because he has given us some great stories.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
What a smack one called Cassio's close calls.

Speaker 6 (01:18:17):
That would be a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
Well, we had some. We had some timely events this
year that we had to get on there.

Speaker 17 (01:18:21):
So your intro could not be more at stings a
little oh really relating to this story, the kid is
hot tonight. I thought I wasn't going to bring this
up on the air because it hurts me a little bit. Sure,
this is a kind of a sad story, but uh,
a fourth of July, it's a big weekend. My birthday
was right there, and and so I'm on, that's a

(01:18:43):
party week to me. I'm in the funds on the
entire week absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Well, the fifth, in.

Speaker 17 (01:18:48):
Between the fourth and and my birthday, we're at my
grandmother's house. And we all know that for some reason,
I have a rash of incidents with older people, the elderly. What,
I respect my elders, but they don't respect me.

Speaker 6 (01:19:00):
You're actually running it in with something.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
That's why me and Micky don't get along that wall.
Sure's another story.

Speaker 17 (01:19:08):
Well, we're all sitting there and we're telling old stories,
just like you do it to family. You know, this
is before the standard family fight and everybody leaves.

Speaker 6 (01:19:15):
Right, Yeah, which happens always laid in the family fund.

Speaker 17 (01:19:18):
Sure, this is cutting up beside the pool. We got
some dogs cooking. Well, Fourth of July stories break out,
and I just need to apologize to my family, and
I need to apologize to my grandmother in particular. I
realize I don't think I did. I didn't put it
on me, but the family does. It seems that now

(01:19:40):
that I look back on it, I burned down my
grandmother's house a couple.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Of years ago. That's kind of severe fact. You know,
we were talking and retelling the story about it. I
knew it had burnt. Of course, she's had to move
to this. We all remember that your mama's house burned. Sure,
everybody realizes that. Yes, and you know she got a

(01:20:08):
new house with a pool.

Speaker 8 (01:20:09):
Now.

Speaker 17 (01:20:09):
But well, you which is some people saying is the
cause of me burning the house down?

Speaker 6 (01:20:14):
But so really, in a way, you did your grandmother favor.

Speaker 17 (01:20:16):
Sure, and let me tell you how it seems to
be on me. This would be I'm probably thirteenth at
this time ten years ago.

Speaker 8 (01:20:25):
It seems that on.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Fourth of July, I was told to clean up all
the leftover firework stuff. She used to live on the river.

Speaker 17 (01:20:32):
So we're out on the on the dock and we're
shooting them off the pier. Okay, it's my job to
clean them up, well, allegedly reported, Okay, I get all
the discarded fireworks and put them in one trash bag,
and looks as though I put it up against the
house and some of them were a little hot. Still okay,

(01:20:57):
And I remember them being a little hot. Okay, I
remember them being a little hot. But you thought I
don't burn out. Sure I just got to go down
at some point.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
Sure I didn't. I don't think I realized that that
heat against plastic of a trash bag and a plastic
of a trash can, and the plastic or the vinyl
on the vinyl siding, they don't set good. Again, No,
it's gonna end up.

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
All of that stuff will melt. So you're saying you
didn't know, you really, there was never when it burned
down when you were young, you didn't think, oh, the
trash can. Just now it's dawned on you. I bet
I burnt my grandmother's house. And I also didn't realize
that everybody knew it was on me. You see what
I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Everybody.

Speaker 17 (01:21:39):
I mean, everybody was like, oh, clearly you put the
trash can in there. You burned the house down.

Speaker 6 (01:21:43):
So it was definitely the trash can that caught the
house on fire.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
The whole family knew you burned your grandmother's house down,
but you didn't know it. That is the direct cause
of her house being no.

Speaker 6 (01:21:51):
Longer and you didn't have to You didn't face that
until this year.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Yeah, And it's hurts.

Speaker 17 (01:21:56):
It hurts because I had to look at my grandmother
in the face because I thought, all y'all are joking,
y'all are trying to get one on me, because you
know me again, I refuse to get pulled one off.

Speaker 18 (01:22:08):
And dramatic when your grandmother lives with.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
The wife, and yeah, visit as a gym.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Yeah, it's caught, you got it.

Speaker 10 (01:22:26):
Uh.

Speaker 17 (01:22:26):
It's sad looking at my grandmother in the face and going,
did do you think I'm the cause of your house
burning down? And and herd to look at me and
say yes. So, I just want to apologize to my family.
I think that's where we've been on the wrong foot
ever since I was thirteen.

Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
Let me tell your family must be different. But I
don't believe mine would keep that to my dad. I
would have been reminded of it often that they thought
I burned the house.

Speaker 17 (01:22:51):
And see I found out about it. That they joke
about it all the time. Every time it's brought up,
they go, yeah, I appreciate you.

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
Yes, So you mean you're your your grandma's house burns
down and when everyone came in your room, bust the
door and go, you burned your grandmother's house down.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
And I said, this is ten years ago. I figured
out what is what happened.

Speaker 19 (01:23:09):
They went to a counselor or a therapist or something,
and he said you should wait until he gets a
little more mature before they break it to you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
Well that's what I was.

Speaker 18 (01:23:22):
I don't think they waited quite long enough.

Speaker 17 (01:23:25):
So it's official then, yeah, And I asked her, I said, well,
was there any like other possibilities of where the fire
could have started? Did you leave an iron on overnight?
I mean, because they here's how it did. They they
woke up at five o'clock on the fifth.

Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
And their you know, their house is engulfed, so you
could have also killed your grandmother.

Speaker 17 (01:23:44):
They had to escape by their neighbors coming to it's
coming to screaming.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
That their house is on fire, and you did it
and they didn't.

Speaker 18 (01:23:53):
Sound of the bottle rockets woke them up.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
That pretty well?

Speaker 6 (01:23:58):
Is this where they thought.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
Must have been just hate? That would not have happened
in my family. Like Monday morning, my dad would be, hey, hey, son,
you was out there playing with them fireworks. She put
them in that trash can because that's where the fire started.
You mama back killed her.

Speaker 17 (01:24:11):
So I'd be like, uh, I realized that I don't
have a great relationship with my grandmother now, and I
think it's because of that.

Speaker 6 (01:24:18):
My grandmother made me eat firework.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
So I just want to apologize to the entire family
this many years later. Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 17 (01:24:28):
Any other secret she did to know about just I
just I mean, y'all, just come out and tell them.
Don't be afraid to tell me if I got something
I need to know about.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
I was really hot that night. I bet you you
was really cutting up and they broke cut and he
used tell you and it was a little Catsie over
in the.

Speaker 18 (01:24:45):
Corner, Cassie, where's your grandmother? Is she up in the
mountains or do they go to the beach?

Speaker 19 (01:24:50):
Just youre for vacation. Now she's up at the Mayo
Clanny at the burn Center.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
Thank swarm guys.

Speaker 6 (01:25:00):
Well, I'm glad your family. What it ten years to
finally give you a hugere straight on that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
Sure, I'll have no problem. I have no problems over this.

Speaker 8 (01:25:06):
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 11 (01:25:06):
Are you okay?

Speaker 17 (01:25:07):
I'm mentally sound.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
I'm good. Your mama got a pool out of us survive. Huh.
Now I had to sit in the pool and think
about how I burn her house.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
Thank you so much for tuning in to the best
of Rick and Bubba show. Well, now we'll get into
the meat of the story if you're just joining us.
Quick setup. H Scott Dawson from Scott Dawson Evangelistic Association,
UH and Mark Garnett went with me to the farm.
Gary the square Master bulldozer man is in the woods
on the trail waiting to scare them. Dressed as a

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dangerous redneck. Uh my cell phone is out of battery.
I cannot charge it, so I'm not communicating with Gary.
I would have liked to got the one text do
you think I should bring a gun? I would have
preferred to have gotten that text, so I could have
made a decision on that.

Speaker 15 (01:26:17):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (01:26:18):
So we uh we.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
It was funny when I charged my phone later that
evening to see that text come through. So well, that
would have been a big one.

Speaker 20 (01:26:25):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
So now I'm taking Scott Dawson on a four wheeler.
He's the He's being very cautious with his four wheeler.
I've got Garnett who wants to show us all how
well he can ride one. Uh We're now we're now
heading onto the trails where Gary is waiting. I think
deeper into the area in a big open field.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
Gary decided to alter that plan. Another text I did
not get. So as we as we round, we're just
looking at a shooting house. We've just looked at a
food plot. And now we're there's a narrow road. Gary
produces himself on the road with a shotgun. And uh
and when I say, I go into my acting. Now,

(01:27:07):
oh my god, we got to get out of here
like that. Gary fires a shot?

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
What he took it that far? Yes, fires a shot.

Speaker 6 (01:27:18):
In the air, and that's good and uh, that's well done.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
I recky waited to go to the beach for this.
He's gonna make it good.

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
What I should have done is I assume, since there
are no blanks for a shot gun, that Gary shooting
alive round.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:27:35):
I tried to I'm so, I'm so trying to win
an award for my acting. I should have been paying
more attention to my friends. Okay, because I'm I got
act like I'm losing my mind, you know, I mean
that I'm petrified.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
So I started acting like I can't get the gator.

Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
Well, I think remember in my mind, I think Dawson
will be frozen and can't leave. Garnett is gonna try
to leave if they buy it, So I need to
focus on Garnet, not focus on Dawson. I probably should
have reversed that, because the only thing worse than a
guy who doesn't really have a lot of expertise on

(01:28:12):
a four wheeler of him not leaving the other end
of that is him trying to leave and just driving
into the woods.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
Quite a minute no trail. I'm talking about through pine trees.

Speaker 4 (01:28:27):
I'm talking about the guy who wasn't sure if the
gears were up down or it was an automatic. Now
has found the horsepower through the wood. It is rolling
through the woods, no trail. I'm talking about thick pine thicket,
as hard as he can go. Okay, how do you
even go with that? We whip around in the moment

(01:28:47):
I thought it was would come apart. The experts on
the four wheeler can't come out of first.

Speaker 21 (01:28:54):
Garnett, to which Gary decides he'll fire shot and of
a ten, Oh what know?

Speaker 4 (01:29:08):
To what Dawson thinks, and that'll do it for Garnett.
Dawson is going into the trees and he says, even
has the thought, and there goes Garnet.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
I hope he's just wounding, he said. Garnett has been executed.

Speaker 4 (01:29:24):
So then then I'm like, I take off down the
trail running, thinking they're with me. On your forewhe on
the on the gatorator you are, you are moving. I'm
moving now. I did do a duck when he shot
the second time, because I don't know where he's shooting.

Speaker 6 (01:29:40):
Okay, right, how serious is he taking it?

Speaker 9 (01:29:43):
So?

Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
So I get down to the end and Garnett, now
finding the second and third year, comes up.

Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
He he's as white as a sheet and he sees
me laughing and he's like and his face just starts going.
He goes, is that that?

Speaker 4 (01:30:00):
And I and I said it's a joke. And he's like, Joe,
He said, what wrong with me? And I said, where
is Dawson? And he says, I have no idea? He said,
he said, I said, I said, He said, I was
trying not to get shut Yeah, he said, he said.

(01:30:21):
When I saw you, duck, I thought you got hit.
He said. He said, he who is this? I says Gary.
He goes, what And about that time we look up.
I don't know, hell, he got through the woods. I
don't know, hell. I look, it's not it's too thick.
The four can't fit through there no trail.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
But he got. We look up way up the road
on to the top and the and the and the
four wheela. His own is red. It's colored red, a
red door. He's gone from I don't know about a
four whe or two. He's going to enter a competition.
He and I said, we got to stop him. We

(01:31:03):
got to catch him. So so we said, Gary, what's
Gary doing? Well? Gary now wants to have a celebration.
He's trying to wave to us. I said, we got
to catch one's wig off. It's your wig off. You're lucky.
He doesn't fire another shot. So so so Dawson disappears
over the horizon into the where the farm actually is.

(01:31:23):
The passenger in the barn, I said, he's making a
run for it. Well, I start pursuing him in the gator.
He thinks we've all been killed. Now the man has
the gator and he's digging. Whoa, I mean, there's no
catching I couldn't I couldn't breathe. I was like, well, hey,
better than you ever thought. So Unfortunately, as I'm getting closer,

(01:31:47):
I see he has the phone to his He oh no,
And I'm like, are you are you waving at him?
But yeah, but he thinks I'm chasing him. He thinks
I'm the guy. I'm like, you know, I thought I
thought he said this, he said, shot one. I didn't
know who it hit.

Speaker 4 (01:32:01):
Shot too. I know it killed Garnet, he said. He said,
he said, if I heard a d third shot Rich dead,
he said. I was waiting for the confirmation of your death.
I knew Garnet was gone.

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
You know, it's so so wow.

Speaker 6 (01:32:15):
Well, well now Garnett wants to get on it, get
in on it.

Speaker 8 (01:32:18):
So he's like.

Speaker 4 (01:32:21):
He was on the other listen to Gardner. He says,
now that I'm so glad this didn't work. M Garnett says,
I'm laid in the back, drive up drive. He's a
drive up like you got me in the back and
I've been shot. Yeah, so that's what the mode I'm in.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
He's running, he's running from us because he's not sure
it's me phoned? Is he yes? And he goes all
the way out on the dirt road. He's about to
leave the community. I mean he's about to lead. He's
he's left the farm.

Speaker 8 (01:32:50):
Heard the.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
And I start going Scott, Scott, it's a joke. It
is a joke. Are you calling the way? Yes, ma'am.
I'm at rick Burgess's farm. I mean, I don't know
where I am. I don't know where I am. I'm like, Scott,
it's a joke. And he just looks at me and
he said, mouth, I'm sorry, man, I think I've been

(01:33:13):
the victim of a joke and you got me now
who's he talking to. He's talking to nine one one.
They love pranks on number one one. They're all about.
My favorite part is what they have when asked, where
you are, I'm at Rick Burgess. As far if she
would go, okay, god, I don't know. That's I don't

(01:33:35):
know if if nine one one keeps a log of that,
Oh well, thank you. We got somebody right on the
work an officer standing buck.

Speaker 4 (01:33:43):
But that's all he could think because he know where
he was. And then of course they got his phone number.
And then once they got his phone number, they told
him exactly where.

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 4 (01:33:52):
And so the police were. They were one mile from
the farm, and I said, it's a joke. And then
there's that uncomfortable feeling.

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
But they like to come and check things out, just
to be sure that if you were the bad guy,
you wouldn't get on the phone and say it was a.

Speaker 4 (01:34:08):
Just I'm not trying to say that our reputation proced
just because now they're talking to the locals. Once they
heard Rick Burgess has pranked me, they didn't even come.
Now there it goes again. Must be with Gary. I
don't know if bigfoots because Gary lives down there. Gary's
done it again. So then there's the See. I'm all
excited about the laughter, but I realized at first it

(01:34:30):
was so severe. I'm not funny to my friends. No,
you know now, my friends.

Speaker 1 (01:34:35):
Rick, when you're scared and you think your friends had
been killed and you're coming, that's not funny. And Scott's
rebly cut up from going through the pine Tony. I'll
let me tell you who he is happy, and that's
one Gary Vine. I look down at Scott's leg and
he's got himself an ic little cut where he's bounced through,
ran right through nose stitches. Sell the blood.

Speaker 8 (01:34:54):
Let me say this.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
Let me say this.

Speaker 4 (01:34:56):
Dawson had one of the funniest lines because Garnett said,
that story you set up man, that that that that
really did it. Dawson goes, what story he said here?
I said, you didn't think about the man?

Speaker 8 (01:35:07):
He goes.

Speaker 4 (01:35:07):
That never crossed my mind, I said, Scott, he goes, Rick,
a man with a shotgun was enough. I didn't didn't
need a set up story. No, Hey, a man walked
out of the woods with shotguns starts shooting. I didn't
need a set up story to that farm that scares
me on its own.

Speaker 3 (01:35:28):
Ricking, wicking Bubba.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
So when we come back, we talked to all the
players and the victims, and uh get to the bottom
of this. On the Best of Rick and Bubba's Show,
Frank Gone bad, hurt all over Chilton County.

Speaker 3 (01:35:47):
Don't go anywhere, ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 4 (01:36:09):
Hey, Rick here, I hope you're enjoying the best of
Rick and Bubba's. We're celebrating thirty one years of radio gold.
But don't forget January the sixth, a brand new era
begins the Rick Burgess Show. Speedy, Greg and Adler would
join me. Get all the details right now at Rick
burgesshow dot com. The prank has now been completed. I've
now come up on Dawson, who's calling nine one one.
I'm telling him it's a joke. There is no angry

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man with a gun coming after us. During this time
that I realize it's time to stop the prank because
we're about to have a law enforcement here. Garnett is
still laying like he's dead in the back of the gate,
and I said, hey, Mark, get it. You know what
I'm gonna do. You got shot there. The Prank's over.
Take us there, Dawson, Yeah, just tell us from your side,
all right.

Speaker 20 (01:36:52):
Garnet's all over the place, and I'm trying to figure
out what to do. And we drive up and I
hear what's that? And I'm in the woods. So immediately
my senses just raised to deaf con four. I mean,
I'm like, what's going on? And then I just see
a figurine down the road and I see the gun,

(01:37:13):
and I'm like, in Insley, you see a gun, you
get out of there. And I wish I could tell
you how quickly things were processing in my mind, But
the only thing that came up is, okay, deer, get
in the woods.

Speaker 1 (01:37:28):
You know, you don't get out in the field. See
you get in the woods, fine, cover you have a
fight or flight response. I hear the first shot and
at that point you're ducking or something.

Speaker 20 (01:37:39):
But I think, oh, gosh, there goes Rick. And so
I remember when I gunned the four wheeler. I mean,
just you know, as fast as I could, I look
over and Garnett.

Speaker 8 (01:37:56):
Frozer.

Speaker 1 (01:37:59):
I first, Scott didn't stop to help Mark. What can
I do? I didn't have a gun. That guy had
a gun. I didn't have a gun. I just go
into the woods man and I wish I could tell you.
He can't even describe he got through the woods.

Speaker 8 (01:38:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:38:16):
All I do is I don't either. By the way,
I'm going so.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
Fast, he made another trail for you.

Speaker 20 (01:38:22):
Rick didn't hear the second shot, and when I hear
the second shot, I went Mark Garnett couldn't get out
of there at first.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
Last week was the hop. Now, Scott, you're thinking I
must survive to tell the story of what happened, well,
you know, to reassess his reaction to terror.

Speaker 20 (01:38:42):
And I would have called nine one one sooner, but
I was so busy dodging trees and trying to come
through there. Your mind's just kind of going all right.
So I finally get to where the pond is, so
I called none one one.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
Oh, I need to know your first statement.

Speaker 20 (01:38:56):
And I said, this is Scott Dawson. I'm at Rick
Burgess's farm. Shots have been fired.

Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
And she was like, sir, what are you? What's going on?
I said, ma'am, I'm I don't know where I am,
but I just know this guy came out of the
woods and.

Speaker 20 (01:39:12):
Oh, I don't know where my friends are. I've heard
two shots. I think that one's probably wounded, but I
don't know. She was calm, she was professional. She was like, well,
tell me your cell phone number. I gave her my
cell phone number and she said, sir, you're you're I
don't want to share where it was. And I was like,
if it's a dirt road, that's where I am. I said,

(01:39:34):
I don't know where I am. And she said, sir,
they're getting off the interstate. They're gonna be there within
two many. About this time, I see the gator coming
over the top and I was like, I was like, ma'am,
right it was, I said, the gators coming over the top.
I don't know who's in it. I don't know if
he's coming after me. You better get here quick.

Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
It's real. It's really happened. I mean, this is real.
I mean, think about it. If we were teenagers, I go,
yuh yeah, we're in our foe. That's the key. These
things happened, right the crazy people in the world. Then
I said, okay, it's Rick. I see it, ma'am.

Speaker 20 (01:40:12):
It's Rick Burgess. And he gets out of the gator
and he's laughing. But I can't tell he's laughing. I'm
now out in the dirt roads on a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
George and Rick's like this, you know, like come over here.
He was trying to rude way out. He was leaving
the y'all were shot. Well, in my head, I thought
playing dead, right.

Speaker 20 (01:40:34):
I think I think Burgess is telling me, let's go
to the barn. And I was like, don't go to
the barn. You go to the bar and you get killed.
I know that enough about scary movies.

Speaker 8 (01:40:46):
The bar keep running.

Speaker 20 (01:40:49):
And then I see that he's laughing, and I'm like,
I'm still on the phone, and I'm going, ma'am, I
hold on, oh this is this is this is a joke.
I think I've just been been pranked. And she she
was like, excuse me, and I was like, I think
this is just a horrible joke. That that's gonna that's

(01:41:12):
gone haywire.

Speaker 4 (01:41:14):
Gary was very pleased. Garnett seemed to come around pretty
quick because he has a you know, very twisted sense
of humor. Uh Dawson, it took some time. I have
to now make this okay because I'm and I'm laughing
a lot. So we've heard from from me we've heard
from Dawson, a longtime friend of the show and one

(01:41:35):
of my closest friends, Mark Garnett.

Speaker 6 (01:41:37):
Mark, Hello, buddy, how are.

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
You to day?

Speaker 16 (01:41:43):
I have recaptured full control of my bowels.

Speaker 1 (01:41:48):
Just now, just now, could you now share with the
audience and with the guys your perspective and how it
went down.

Speaker 16 (01:41:56):
Well, it's it's important to remember that I had bought
the pre story about the older guy that you had
a tiff with and then we should go nowhere near
his land, and that he might be even dangerous. And
I remember you talked about let's don't do anything to
make ruin our witness or anger him or anything else.

Speaker 8 (01:42:13):
You went that far with it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
I remember that now.

Speaker 16 (01:42:22):
Yeah, we actually rolled the spiritual side in there too. Hey,
let's make sure we don't do anything that would damage
our witness in respect. That seems like quite a faux pas.

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
The irony there, yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:42:35):
The irony there. So here comes the guy down the
road and I'm like, your lord, he's got a gun.
And that time Rick says, you know, hey, God's God's God.
Turn around, turn around, turn around, and a shot goes
off and Rick ducks, here's exactly what went through my mind,
and it's the reason I couldn't get the four wheeler
out of first year.

Speaker 1 (01:42:55):
In this order.

Speaker 16 (01:42:57):
Well, sweet Jesus, I'm about to meet you. I think
I've also just peed myself.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
In hand.

Speaker 16 (01:43:07):
I'm not sure I was ready to meet Jesus. Then,
as I began to move away and heard the second shot,
I thought, now, is he got a rifle or is
he got a shotgun? Because when it rips through my back,
I'd rather prefer one hole rather than scattershot. If someone
had to fuck out at the moratorium. You know, I

(01:43:32):
didn't see Dawson at all, and it was a part
of me that was sad that we had lost them.
I kind of jumped to, well, you know, crap, we're
not going to be on the four wheel anymore today.

Speaker 22 (01:43:45):
But man, it was just it was it was.

Speaker 16 (01:43:47):
I called it an epic pranks, and the comment I
made to my wife was I said, listen, here's what
separates great pranks from epic pranks.

Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
Live am, Now, at what point did you do you realize, Okay,
I need to get up and quit playing dead?

Speaker 7 (01:44:02):
Scott?

Speaker 1 (01:44:03):
Really is they handle? Did somebody make you go Mark,
get up? It's over? Or did you go okay, Yeah,
this isn't enough.

Speaker 16 (01:44:09):
When I heard the terms of the sheriff is off
the interstate and then Route Rick said are you on
the phone? I'm on the phone with nine one one. Uh,
and that's when I thought, you know what, I guess
let's go ahead and draw the curtain on this place.

Speaker 1 (01:44:25):
Believe it's done.

Speaker 6 (01:44:27):
Yeah, well, Mark, it was great you You did a great,
great job fishing.

Speaker 15 (01:44:31):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:44:31):
And just be careful out on the road, Mark, be careful.

Speaker 8 (01:44:35):
Mark.

Speaker 6 (01:44:36):
This is Gary the spur Master.

Speaker 8 (01:44:38):
Gary.

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
How you doing?

Speaker 10 (01:44:38):
Buddy is Scott May?

Speaker 8 (01:44:41):
Where are you?

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
Dawson?

Speaker 8 (01:44:42):
This is Gary.

Speaker 1 (01:44:42):
It's your time.

Speaker 20 (01:44:43):
I'm just still at the bewildered state that you would
actually shoot a live gun.

Speaker 11 (01:44:49):
Well, Uh, you're not the first one I shot at.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
That's a good part.

Speaker 11 (01:44:55):
You know, when you start doing something like this and
it you know, it goes pretty good. You know, it's
it's hard to stop it once.

Speaker 2 (01:45:04):
You know.

Speaker 20 (01:45:05):
You think me going into the thicket at full speed
on a four wheel it went pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:45:11):
Absolutely, Gary, you saw the response. You're looking right at it.
Tell us what you saw.

Speaker 11 (01:45:17):
Mark. He couldn't get his out of first gear. I
thought he was gonna blow the four or up.

Speaker 8 (01:45:22):
And uh.

Speaker 11 (01:45:24):
He started off like a bull and he let off
on it, like went over the handleball. Uh he got
the gags on it again and reared it up.

Speaker 22 (01:45:35):
It was it was, It was fun.

Speaker 1 (01:45:39):
Did you see Dawson. Do you see Dawson's reaction?

Speaker 11 (01:45:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, he uh he's uh he looked like
he was pretty used to that. Fore whee when he
got out there.

Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
I think he was stint shipped in the years.

Speaker 16 (01:45:52):
But uh, yeah, it was.

Speaker 11 (01:45:54):
It was pretty funny.

Speaker 6 (01:45:55):
I was a little surprised by the gunshots.

Speaker 11 (01:45:57):
No, I didn't you know I plan on doing that start.

Speaker 6 (01:46:02):
Yeah, come on, he's done in the treaty, right, there's
not and that.

Speaker 11 (01:46:06):
We let I'm not being in that trade. He is
like I cut one of my legs, though.

Speaker 8 (01:46:15):
I can't have.

Speaker 11 (01:46:21):
Had it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:22):
I don't know how you going greyby? All right, So
there you go. That's requested stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:46:31):
So you're up to date now on the Frank Gone
Bad and heard all over Hilton County. All the players
and the victims and everybody else. Will take a break
more best.

Speaker 3 (01:46:40):
Of right after this, ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 2 (01:47:00):
Nine minutes until top of the hour. Thank you, so
much for tuning into the best of Ricking Bubba's show.
We appreciate you as always for all the requests.

Speaker 1 (01:47:08):
Dateline dear Field Beach, Florida, a thirty one year old
Hollywood man died after a duck struck his head as
he traveled fifty five miles per hour on a customized
personal watercraft investigator say Monday. Leon Resnick, an employee of
Rivera Yamaha, was testing the watercraft Thursday by zipping back

(01:47:32):
and forth on the lake about twenty miles north of
Fort Lauderdale. As resident got the watercraft up to speed,
a co worker turned to pick up a radar gun.
When the co worker turned back, Residik was no longer
on the watercraft. Browder County's medical examiner determined that Resnick
drowned after suffering a blunt forced trauma to the head.

(01:47:52):
Police say the ducks badly damaged. Carcass was found in
the lake. Wow speed, that's not That's not funny.

Speaker 7 (01:48:04):
No, I mean, I'm not laughing by his death, but
you know, wow, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:48:14):
All I mean. Ducks as a weapon, What is up
with that? You know they're saying now possible. I don't
know if y'all saw this or not that birds getting
in the engine had something to do with the flight
that went down in the point.

Speaker 6 (01:48:28):
Yes, let me tell you something. Birds are dangerous.

Speaker 4 (01:48:30):
I mean you know I told you on the hunting
ship I nearly took one to the head up when
I was sitting up the trees.

Speaker 1 (01:48:34):
Now right by me, Rick, could you with birds? I mean,
it's sharks, it's birds, it's deer jumping on people. What
is the deal?

Speaker 9 (01:48:43):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:48:43):
What is this one of the signs? Do you realize
that Fabio, how lucky he is? You know, he was
near to killing roach, took a goose to the face.
You know that's a bit that is face. That is
a big projectile coming at you, you know, I mean
that's all.

Speaker 8 (01:48:57):
So what was he right in?

Speaker 1 (01:48:58):
What kind of what kind of water? You know? Jet
ski looking, So it's a jet ski type deal.

Speaker 4 (01:49:03):
He's he's hauling this guy's when shoot the radar gonna
see how fast he's going?

Speaker 1 (01:49:05):
Right? And a duck and it's coming the other way
and slams into it.

Speaker 7 (01:49:09):
Could you, baba, could you be scramming back about how
fast you're going?

Speaker 1 (01:49:13):
Look, I don't make fun of this. I mean going
falling now, y'all. I mean when you get to the
other side and and you know there's gonna be a line,
it's gotta be a doll red award here, and people
are going, well, you know, you know, like you do

(01:49:34):
if you're in the doctor's office, what are you here for?

Speaker 8 (01:49:36):
Well, hurt my knee?

Speaker 1 (01:49:37):
Church basketball? What are you here for? I'm just running
back for Auburn broke broke my collar ball. You know
you're having those kind of discussions in the lobby and
can you imagine the discussion on the other side and go, well,
what happened to you? Is you know, old age just
got me. It's a little well, I had to had
heart attack, you know that the little order he is

(01:49:58):
clogged up? What happened to you? Duck to the face
and you go, wow, what a tough way to go.

Speaker 4 (01:50:06):
I'm about to step out on thin ice here. But
I think it has to be said, boy, this is
what about seriously? What about at the funeral? And I
hate to go there, but I mean if this happened
to one of us and all y'all trying to be
solemn and everything, would there not be a moment where
like my family wouldn't look whatever that, y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:50:26):
Come over to the you know, look down looking at
you and go a duck to the face. I'll tell
you one thing, I would not be sitting next to
Gerald Kate's as this. I would not be if I
just saw it. But but you know they're brutal. I
know it would be awful. Don Adam stroll up every side.
You look down and go, hey, biggie, did you get

(01:50:49):
killed by duck to the face. It be taking a
picture of it. I'm sure he snapshotact moments. You know,
he'd be talking that. You could still see his little
web feet and printed on my cheek. Yeah, go to Daffy,
take you down there, give me the duck one more time. Y'all?
What is up with these attack birds? Seriously, I'm not

(01:51:11):
as near as worried about a ground attack, because you know,
you think about snakes and things like that. You you
got a chance to get away from them dive bombers.
No hope. Now you're you're you're I hate to use
the phrase, you're sitting duck.

Speaker 6 (01:51:24):
Seriously, look.

Speaker 7 (01:51:27):
Dug you say, sitting duck? What are you doing over here?
You gotta hang up?

Speaker 1 (01:51:34):
Okay, I can't do that.

Speaker 6 (01:51:35):
I just want you to hear the sound of what
it would sound like on the phone. But sus seriously serious.

Speaker 1 (01:51:40):
Oh yeah, you get to call your family and grief.
You've lost a lot, and you go, well, hey, what
happened to him? Well, you know they had to say,
you ain't gonna believe this.

Speaker 6 (01:51:48):
I just called Speedy right now, Hey, Speedy, that's right.

Speaker 8 (01:51:52):
Are you sitting down?

Speaker 5 (01:51:54):
What?

Speaker 12 (01:51:54):
What?

Speaker 10 (01:51:54):
What?

Speaker 12 (01:51:54):
What?

Speaker 15 (01:51:54):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:51:55):
Because that's what he did?

Speaker 7 (01:51:55):
What happened?

Speaker 23 (01:51:56):
What we just lost Papa? What I said, Bubba's gone,
He's gone? Where's it he passed? He didn't make it
heart attack? No, no, you know that in case he
had to have a traffic accent. I said, you know,
the Bailey's got a jet ski and Boba had to
get one. And he was out there on out there

(01:52:18):
on the water, and what did he do?

Speaker 8 (01:52:21):
You wreck? Did he drown?

Speaker 1 (01:52:24):
A duck hit him in the face? Did about fifty
five Monst's see, that's what I've looked. It'd be like,
not seriously, then you go, you rick, ain't I said, no,
this ain't one of those internet things where they declared
him dead last time. Yeah, this is straight up. I
was there I saw good news. He had supplemental insurance

(01:52:44):
with affleck.

Speaker 8 (01:52:46):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:52:55):
So now of all the all these say, you know,
you make you a point? Now what have we got
to be scared of all animals?

Speaker 12 (01:52:59):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:53:00):
I like killer ducks?

Speaker 8 (01:53:02):
Do you think sir?

Speaker 1 (01:53:03):
On the Lakes of America? You think? Do you think one?

Speaker 4 (01:53:05):
Because you know, we shoot a lot of ducks, ducks unlimited,
all this trying to save the ducks.

Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
When shoot the ducks? Yeah, you like, we do manage
the deer, so when shoot the dead exactly, it's a
great concept. Do you think, hey, hey, I want that
deer to grow up so I can shoot you.

Speaker 8 (01:53:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:53:19):
Somebody said, y'all take a pass on the fore point.
We can shoot it as an eight point next year,
you know the the Do you think one of the ducks?

Speaker 10 (01:53:27):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:53:27):
We just got crazed and how we have these people? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:53:30):
And he said not today, baby, And they said what
do you do? And he said, you sat down at
jet ski he's mine. And they said, but you know
you won't make it. It'll probably kill you too, so
be it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:39):
I keep picturing the duck right before he hits you fly.
You know, do you think do you think they have
a picture of this duck with like and he's got
like he's coming on. I don't know what they said.
In his next life he gets to have like seventy
two rig and ducks and waiting on it. That's y'all,

(01:54:11):
that's just that right there scares me. I mean there's
things I can avoid today. A duck hitting me at
fifty five is not one of them. You think you've
got to arm up or something, just some kind of
you know what I mean? Here comes du You know
you touched on that seventy.

Speaker 4 (01:54:26):
Two you know, waiting on you at the oasis and everything.
This is gonna sound terribly bad, but if you're going
to really have a good time, don't you kind of what?
Somebody knows what they're doing.

Speaker 8 (01:54:50):
All right. Well, it's a.

Speaker 1 (01:54:52):
Sad, terrible story, but you hey, I don't care who
you are.

Speaker 8 (01:54:55):
You got it.

Speaker 4 (01:54:55):
That's hard to keep us a straight face on that.
Oh yeah, you know what some people about it they're
talking about. They said, you know, if only what a
duck could still be alive?

Speaker 2 (01:55:05):
All right, right at a minute until top of the hour.
Thank you so much for tuning in to the best
of Rick and Bubba show. We'll be rolling out Best
of Us until January the sixth, and then on January
the sixth, we'll debut The Rick Burgess Show. You can
go to Rick Burgessshow dot com for more information, but

(01:55:26):
make sure you're tuning in right here on January the
sixth for the debut of The Rick Burgess Show. All right,
more best ofs and celebrating thirty one years of Ricking
Bubba history.

Speaker 3 (01:55:36):
Don't go anywhere, Ricking Bubba, Ricking.

Speaker 1 (01:55:38):
Bubba six minutes past the hour.

Speaker 2 (01:56:01):
Thank you so much for tuning in to a brand
new hour of the best of Rick and Bubba's Show.

Speaker 1 (01:56:05):
We appreciate you as always.

Speaker 2 (01:56:07):
Celebrating thirty one years of the Rick and Bubba Show,
We'll be hosting Best of Us until January the sixth,
and then we'll debut The Rick Burgess Show right here
where you are listening. You can go to Rick Burgesshow
dot com for more information.

Speaker 4 (01:56:20):
I think it's a good time for us after the
last segment to do a public service announcement, and I
hope you what you just heard is proof positive something
must be done to do in the battle against rude trittz.

Speaker 6 (01:56:33):
I mean something must be done.

Speaker 1 (01:56:34):
I mean we must stop and help those that suffer
from RT Rude Torettz. That is your inability to withhold
your thoughts to yourself and you just especially if it's.

Speaker 6 (01:56:46):
A rude you just blurt things out.

Speaker 1 (01:56:49):
Uncarrying thought that must come out the minute you think of.

Speaker 4 (01:56:52):
We transitioned from a lighthearted story about Skype and Microsoft
open the door for Ham's to really come before the
audience in poor out his emotions of the season and
open door to his soul, to his soul on this
taking on coaching baseball, on what it ended up meaning
to him, He just said, I mean, seconds before Rude
Tourette's clipped him that he and his wife were talking

(01:57:13):
on the phone and how emotional it was, and right
at the really the pinnacle of the most emotional part.

Speaker 6 (01:57:19):
Over the top of him.

Speaker 1 (01:57:20):
Good gosh, look at that.

Speaker 4 (01:57:23):
Because Chas Bono shirtless comes up behind hims on a
screen and Greg Greg burd just not being normal and
just sing hey, in a minute, I'd like to talk
about that after Ham's finishes his emotional conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:57:34):
Good gosh, I'd rather see a dog eating puppies. All
of that was in about a ten second window on
the show. And we talked earlier about how we're trying
to destroy radio as we know it, speedy. Can we
hear the playback of that, Hams? I'm sorry, I mean
I'm used to it by now, all right? So where
can you live with someone that has rude tourette'es? Like Greg?

(01:57:57):
You're used to being clipped like you were in t
Bonetner section. So you know who we forget though, those
who have to live with it. I know it, Rick,
that's the silent suffering. That's the silent those who live
with people who have rude trip. There's two things we
have discovered on the show that I hope we get
credit for long term.

Speaker 8 (01:58:14):
Rick.

Speaker 1 (01:58:15):
One was the the plight of people who suffer from
pointed toe syndrome and those that suffer with rude torette
I mater. We've asked Great to leave the studio, So
if Hanns would like to finish the story, if it's right,
he can go back to the kitchen the whole court.

Speaker 4 (01:58:29):
But if you missed the moment, here's Hounds doing this,
his heart wrenching retail.

Speaker 1 (01:58:35):
Because he's able to do like this. Nobody's big a
support of hands on this baseball thing. But you know what,
but you still suffer from tread.

Speaker 8 (01:58:43):
So you.

Speaker 1 (01:58:45):
Know what, again, we can't even do the segment because
of the RT. And then you have Speedy, who's the
guy who keeps buying the alcoholic drinks? Yeah six hundred,
he's editing, right, Yeah, he's Finn. You got you down.
I'm sorry you good, good you real Hams was just
at the pinnacle. I mean he was somebody's wife and
him crying together on the phone.

Speaker 6 (01:59:07):
But I don't mean, look at that.

Speaker 1 (01:59:09):
Y'all do that a dog? Y'all do that all the time,
though we don't. We don't read.

Speaker 8 (01:59:16):
For someone who reads.

Speaker 6 (01:59:17):
The first step in dealing with RT is a meeting.

Speaker 1 (01:59:19):
There's a problem. You don't do that all the time.
Can you please? All?

Speaker 3 (01:59:25):
Right?

Speaker 8 (01:59:25):
Here we go.

Speaker 13 (01:59:26):
I was talking to my wife a minute ago in
the break and uh, I think, yeah, I stepped into
this thing at a at prime time. I mean, they've
got unbelievable talent at Spain Park and it's one of
those teams you don't know you're ever gonna get to
coach again.

Speaker 1 (01:59:41):
And that's what's tough about it. Why would they show
that show?

Speaker 24 (01:59:50):
It was better than I thought by the way. Wow,
back it up, back it up, let's hear it again.
How about how about I apologize. Now, this is good

(02:00:11):
therapy because Greg here's himself. Now you have to make
him see it.

Speaker 1 (02:00:14):
I'm sorry, gosh, one more time please.

Speaker 13 (02:00:18):
I was talking to my wife a minute ago in
the break getle I was it was, Yeah, I stepped
into this thing at a at prime time. I mean,
they've got unbelievable talent at Spain Park and it's one
of those teams you don't know you're ever gonna get
to coach again.

Speaker 1 (02:00:33):
And that's what's tough about it.

Speaker 8 (02:00:35):
Look at that.

Speaker 1 (02:00:39):
Why would they show that chaz By I didn't even

(02:01:04):
say one more time cut everybody's mick off. I want
y'all to understand how much I wanted them to win.
The host Yeah, it just sounds like it. Listen to
the passion and the heart felt and when he says
you don't get to coach a team like you wait,
I mean your I'm your voices cracking. Oh yeah, I
had about to cry. Oh yeah, well a good thing,
I bet you.

Speaker 6 (02:01:24):
Oh my gosh, one more time, spenting, one more time please.

Speaker 13 (02:01:29):
I was talking to my wife a minute ago in
the break, and uh, I think, yeah, I stepped into
this thing at a at prime time. I mean, they've
got unbelievable talent at Spain Park and it's one of
those teams you don't know you're ever gonna get to
coach again.

Speaker 1 (02:01:44):
And that's what's tough about it. Look at that. Why
would they show that.

Speaker 8 (02:01:53):
Show?

Speaker 1 (02:01:55):
Chas b Happy birthday, Bady?

Speaker 6 (02:02:12):
Are you okay? I never said you can hit that hard.
That's horrible, that's terrible.

Speaker 8 (02:02:20):
I was so right.

Speaker 1 (02:02:21):
Let me tell you what, Greg, if that was you
t voting hims. How about the analyst doesn't even have
the siren. That's horrible, Hams, I apologize, Oh my gosh,
just go ahead, steady, go ahead and put that in
the instant replay right now on the break. I gotta
have it. Oh my, oh my god. I hope now

(02:02:43):
you've heard yourself. I realize you got a problem. That worked,
by the way, you got a problem. But that's horrible.
I shouldn't have done it.

Speaker 8 (02:02:51):
How's that?

Speaker 1 (02:02:52):
Brownie?

Speaker 3 (02:02:53):
Ricking Bubba?

Speaker 1 (02:02:54):
Ricking Bubba, thank you so much for tuning in to

(02:03:15):
the best of Rick and Bubba's show eight six six.
We be big as our number and We do appreciate
you so much requested stuff. I'm gonna hate to hear this,
but take a listen, speedy.

Speaker 4 (02:03:26):
We we shot for two days last week, long days
of TV stuff for Turner South. But anyway, so it
was you know, they actually do a great job, but
it is long. It's a long day usually, you know,
somewhere by the time it's over, you know, twelve hours
something like that from when you know, we got up
and got started. So it's not really the setting for

(02:03:48):
you to have some kind of a stomach virus is
what I'm getting in. And I was having some some
pretty rough stomach problems. You know, there's there's two ways
that can be happening to you, and this was heading
out the bottom exit, not the top egit it was downstairs,
so I would have to make chip for that visual.
I would have to take trips to the restroom quite
often during the shoots. And you know it's bad when

(02:04:11):
you go to modium AD which will stop a radiator leak,
and it has no effect on it.

Speaker 8 (02:04:15):
None.

Speaker 1 (02:04:16):
Yeah, I've been broke down. I'll flip a few tablets
and radiator and I mean she's up and going.

Speaker 4 (02:04:21):
So so there was a moment, you know, because we're
all we have refreshments and VICKI, of course from Craft Services,
has taking care of us with refreshments, and I set
a water down and also I see Speedy going by.

Speaker 6 (02:04:33):
I mean he's really getting to pop off the water
and he goes, hey.

Speaker 1 (02:04:36):
Is this your water?

Speaker 4 (02:04:37):
And I had to, unfortunately go why yes. So we
make a joke at that time. I said, well, let's
check the clock. Your stomach will turn on you sometime tomorrow,
probably right in the middle of the Titans game. So
we're joking about it, yucking it up, and I'll let
you take it from there. Well, you know, i'd forgotten
about it. I'd you know, move all with my day
and you know, got through Friday night, Saturday morning, woke

(02:05:00):
up doing some things around the house. It gets to
be a little bit after lunch and I go, well,
I need to be there about two hours.

Speaker 1 (02:05:06):
Before game time. Let me go ahead and head on
out of here. So, uh so I get it. I
get on the road forgetting about what we have talked about.

Speaker 4 (02:05:14):
And from Birmingham to Nashville about two hours and forty minutes.

Speaker 1 (02:05:18):
Uh go ahead, No, I just I was checking be
sure d was in here. Okay, that's where I know
he loves We don't want him. And if if you
know Ryan green Wood, suit him up with his breathing stuff.
Now yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:05:27):
And so, uh, I'm traveling down the interstate and all
of a sudden, I get it felt like somebody had
punched me in the stomach. Sure you know, I'm I'm
just going along, listening to my tunes, and man, a
cramp came on me, Like, oh my gosh, what am
I gonna do.

Speaker 6 (02:05:44):
In this particular strain.

Speaker 4 (02:05:45):
It didn't have a build up, you know how sometimes
you yeah, yeah, this one went from your fine, you
feel great and you're in the feedables yeah yeah, to hey,
I've got your body and so so it's like it
hit me.

Speaker 2 (02:05:56):
I was like, good gracious, you know. So you start
looking up for an exit and I'm going do I
pull over?

Speaker 3 (02:06:01):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:06:02):
What do I do? And it kind of subsided and
I was like.

Speaker 2 (02:06:05):
Oh, okay, well maybe I'm all right, you know, And
so I foolishly pass an exit thinking I'm okay. And uh.
And so that the next one, that's when I called
your cell phone. And I called your cell phone. I
was like, hey, hey, buddy, I think it's I think it's.

Speaker 6 (02:06:19):
On guy, I don't know, speedy goes.

Speaker 8 (02:06:21):
I want to thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:06:21):
I'm looking for an exit and we all ha ha ha,
and I think, well, this is hard.

Speaker 8 (02:06:24):
All right.

Speaker 2 (02:06:25):
So the next exit comes up and I see it
and it's about three miles away, and then bubba the net.

Speaker 1 (02:06:31):
It hit me like a ton of bricks. And this
one was for real, you know, it's like, my gosh,
I'm about to have a baby.

Speaker 8 (02:06:38):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:06:38):
I was like, I'm thinking, this is this is awful.
And so, you know, I start to letting her eat
a little bit because I'm I'm really needing to get
on over to the right lane and get into that exit.
And so at the exit ramp, uh, there's you know,
you got restaurants and and you've got a convenience stores.
And it shows you, you know, point nine miles, you know,

(02:06:59):
point point nine you know, and you're looking, You're going,
which do I take right? Left? At this point? And
you got to chills.

Speaker 2 (02:07:07):
I'm actually standing up in the car which as I drive,
and so I decide that's the worst, I said.

Speaker 1 (02:07:13):
I decided take a right. There's one less than a
mile down the road.

Speaker 2 (02:07:17):
So I take a right, and I see an intersection
and this guy in the pickup truck pulls out in
front of me, and I think we could have made
it through the yellow light.

Speaker 1 (02:07:26):
I really do. He stomped.

Speaker 2 (02:07:27):
Oh, so now I can see the bathroom, and I'm like, oh,
and now now you start talking to yourself. Don't you
dare use the bathroom when your pants are thirty four
years old, you know.

Speaker 1 (02:07:37):
And I'm like, and you're making noises you don't know,
you know, you know. I'm like, good Lord, it's real,
you know.

Speaker 2 (02:07:45):
And so I can see the restroom now, and I'm going,
you know, I mean, it's seriously, it's like somebody has
shot me in the leg, okay, and uh and so
you know now now I've already started unbuckling my pants,
you know, and I'm starting to look around, going, well,
can anybody what he may see?

Speaker 4 (02:08:02):
And it's a major intersection. Well the light turns green,
thank goodness, and he putters on up, you know, and
I'm like, good lord, and so and so you pull in,
and you know, now you start praying to God, if
you let me get to the bathroom, I'll never cuss again,
you know.

Speaker 1 (02:08:17):
I'm like, please, Lord, just let me make it. I'm
thirty four. Deal.

Speaker 2 (02:08:21):
Yes, yeah, So I pull up to the side of
this convenience store, and now you have to get out
and act like you don't. You're not about to use
the bathroom in your pants. Okay, So I get out,
and I probably look like a broomstick.

Speaker 1 (02:08:33):
I'm walking.

Speaker 8 (02:08:33):
I mean, I'm so stiff.

Speaker 1 (02:08:34):
I'm like, you know, and you can't breathe. You're like, okay,
if I take it, give me the breathing again. You know,
I'm thinking if I take a deep breath, I mean,
it could just be a end of it. It's like
Wily Cody when he's got that boomerang glues exactly. So.

Speaker 2 (02:08:55):
So now the door opens and I come into the
convenience store. Now you have deck like you're you're looking
around for something and you're not gonna dodge. Yes, so
now the convenience good afternoon.

Speaker 8 (02:09:09):
How you doing?

Speaker 2 (02:09:09):
You know, now you can't let your breath. Now you're
giving that parade, smiling and into mine. You're going, ton't
you use the bathroom? And you see a single bathroom
over to the right, and you and there's two or
three other people in the convenience dore. Now I'm starting
to run with stiff lex because I'm beating them to
that dagone back if you have to push them down,
you know now, and it's so bad. Really, you're thinking,

(02:09:31):
you know, I have control over my body and then.

Speaker 6 (02:09:33):
But only to a certain point.

Speaker 2 (02:09:35):
So I go to to get the door out in
your spine for control. Yes, I go to get the
doing because it's a single, you know, single stole bathroom.
You're thinking, okay, please don't let anybody be in here
and this thing be locked, because if so, it's over.

Speaker 1 (02:09:49):
Because because I've given my body, I told my body
get me to that door and it's yours. Okay, schare.

Speaker 2 (02:09:55):
So I go to unlock that door and it's unlocked.
So I closed the door. And I don't really know
how to say this, okay, but I closed that door.
Well you say, I had a little trouble with my
buttonflies and I couldn't get them down in time. And

(02:10:17):
at thirty four years old, I have sold my pants
and and it's not a little bit, it's it's pants
halfway down.

Speaker 6 (02:10:32):
I thought I've timed it.

Speaker 1 (02:10:33):
Okay, let me say this because I'm gonna do some
analogies that they won't they won't affect people for the
rest of their lives.

Speaker 6 (02:10:39):
If it was a car wreck, they would say, this
car is total.

Speaker 8 (02:10:42):
Yeah, if it was a.

Speaker 1 (02:10:43):
Car wreck, traffic would be backed up just so people
could look, you know, and go.

Speaker 15 (02:10:47):
It was.

Speaker 1 (02:10:48):
There's no saving these pants. Oh no, not the shoes
or socks or anything. So so I'm standing in there.
About this time, I got you about two hours still
ahead of if you add the Titans game. Sure, not
not going to watch, but going to be the talent
in a Titans game, actually work the game running around,
and you're not even there yet.

Speaker 2 (02:11:09):
So about this time, I hear a little bitty knock
and it's a four year old telling daddy, telling daddy
he's really got to use the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (02:11:17):
You better listen to it. Yeah, and and and and
I hear daddy telling.

Speaker 2 (02:11:22):
Son it's okay, they'll be right out. And I feel
like going, no, now, I'm gonna be a while. You know, Hey,
get your car, drive that other way if you need me.
All I've got is my shirt on because I'm nicked. Yeah, okay,
and and and these these the rest of your clothes
are done.

Speaker 1 (02:11:37):
And I had to I bet the bathroom was nice. Sure,
So I look around for towels for anything. Okay, and
I'm thinking to myself, do I open the door and
ask for help? You know?

Speaker 8 (02:11:48):
What do I do?

Speaker 1 (02:11:48):
Do? I?

Speaker 8 (02:11:49):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (02:11:50):
Because I'm thinking I can't walk to the car naked,
you know, I'm like, what am I gonna do? And
so so, after using a foo, a full roll of
toilet paper and flushing probably every thirty seconds, whoever was
outside the door probably thought that he's somebody's dying in there.

Speaker 1 (02:12:08):
Right. Okay, you you yourself went through a couple of trees, right,
I mean I've took I've taken an acre down.

Speaker 6 (02:12:17):
Okay, you're a rainforest problem right now?

Speaker 8 (02:12:20):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:12:20):
So, uh, I throw the underwear away.

Speaker 6 (02:12:23):
Wait they're done.

Speaker 1 (02:12:23):
Yeah, I've got a little surprise for the clean up people. Okay,
I'm going that one's gone and it was probably one
of my favorite pair Aberconbie pears. But you gotta let
them go out. Yeah, your socks and shoes, you're a
little bit right.

Speaker 2 (02:12:36):
So so I very carefully take off my my my
shoes and peel the socks off of my feet.

Speaker 6 (02:12:45):
And uh lay them b you're gone. You get sure
that you got rid of Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:12:48):
The socks that are thrown away too, looks like I
ran through a mud puddle. And what shoes did you
have on? Oh? My nice ones, you know cause I had.
I had my shoes on the way I liked, you know, because.

Speaker 6 (02:13:01):
If you give the colosseum a look, I cared enough
to look nice.

Speaker 1 (02:13:04):
Yeah, yeah, you know, people are a little smell.

Speaker 4 (02:13:06):
This was yeah and uh and so now somebody the
Titans came going. I told you that wouldn't make Yeah.
So so then I mean naked, Okay, I am completely naked.
I'm completely naked. So then I have to make the
decision serious business. How am I going to get to
the car?

Speaker 1 (02:13:25):
Right? Oh? Yeah? That can we?

Speaker 4 (02:13:27):
All?

Speaker 8 (02:13:27):
Right?

Speaker 5 (02:13:27):
What?

Speaker 15 (02:13:28):
What?

Speaker 1 (02:13:28):
What? What? I want to be sure I understand? Wait
ver you had it? And then Speedy got yes, well
I know what y'all had. It was the ADVA bug.
Have you heard of that? Yeah, bus, that's what you
were telling.

Speaker 8 (02:13:43):
It was a virus.

Speaker 1 (02:13:44):
I know that much. And it got me like, I
mean to me, the vittleman's cooped up in there. It
really gives sparked the home you meaning, doesn't it. I
was making some sparks in that bathroom of course now O.

Speaker 2 (02:14:00):
Now the crowd has gathered outside the bathroom and you
can hear people going, who's in there?

Speaker 1 (02:14:05):
Whoo? This is painful, painful to listen to.

Speaker 2 (02:14:12):
I get asked about this probably more than anything, and
I think the reason why it's so popular is because
you've lived it some way or another. You've had an attack,
and I hope you're not having one now while listening Jimmy.

Speaker 4 (02:14:25):
Over here at that Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba, Hey, Rick here,
I hope you're enjoying the best of Rick and Bubba's.
We're celebrating thirty one years of radio gold. But don't forget.

(02:14:47):
On January the sixth, a brand new era begins The
Rick Burgess Show. Speedy, Greg and Abler will join me.
Get all the details right now at Rick burgesshow dot com.
We're back setting up the scenario. Speedy is en route
from Birmingham, Alabama, to Nashville, Tennessee to be the stadium guy.

(02:15:08):
He's now in a convenience store. Put it this way,
he did not quite get down on the toilet and
has destroyed his clothing, so he's now inside the bathroom
at the convenience store. He is naked, and here is
what maybe forty five minutes into the ride. Yeah, this
has just started for me.

Speaker 2 (02:15:25):
I'm standing on the other side of the door that
has the mob on the other side, and I'm standing
looking at the door with no clothes on and thinking
what am I going to do?

Speaker 1 (02:15:34):
Well?

Speaker 2 (02:15:35):
I am in such a handle here, yeah, And so
then you start looking down at your clothes, going Okay,
something's going to have to go out of here with me.
I don't know what it is, but something is. I
can't walk out of here naked, okay.

Speaker 3 (02:15:46):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:15:47):
At one point I did almost pick my head out
the door and ask, does anybody have like a you know,
something like a towl like you're getting out of shower.

Speaker 1 (02:15:55):
I can walk to the car with or something, because
if you get to the car, you can ride naked. Yes,
And I yeah, well no, I do I find your
buddy out? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:16:05):
Everybody? Could you know?

Speaker 6 (02:16:06):
Then people be holding up signs tell bobo, We said hello, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:16:10):
Well, so I find myself in the I find myself
in the sink washing I'm washing my shorts, okay in
the sink, all right.

Speaker 1 (02:16:18):
So okay, so the ship you're trying to save, well,
I nid. Yeah. I mean, all I've got is my shirt.

Speaker 4 (02:16:26):
Okay, because let me ask you this, because I know
we've all been through this. So the shirt's okay, the
shirt's okay. You know, scenarios, worst case scenario. We've played
the game here on the program. Might want to add
this one to it. But what I'm saying is, usually
you go, here goes my list. What you know, because
to me, you know, because I think we're pretty good
about thinking on our feet. Let's get a plan here.

(02:16:47):
That's what you're doing right now. And I guess not
much is coming up on the screen.

Speaker 2 (02:16:50):
No, no, because I you know, I think I'm pretty
street smart. Okay, So I was looking around, you know,
you know, for anything in the bathroom, I could wear
out anything and make a dopper. I'd want them a
paper towel roller, the oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:17:04):
He just used them all.

Speaker 1 (02:17:05):
They had one big roll looks look like he's used
every bi look like a spare tire, and every bit
of it was used.

Speaker 2 (02:17:11):
Okay, I mean their stay. I found myself on all
four scrubbing the entire bathroom.

Speaker 1 (02:17:16):
All right.

Speaker 6 (02:17:16):
So now that naked by the way, Yeah, now now.

Speaker 1 (02:17:20):
The mob outside, you're.

Speaker 2 (02:17:22):
To me the activity outside the door makes it so
much worse. The mob had gotten larger, and it sounded
like a church bus had stopped. Okay, and now now
you hear guys dogging each other, and who's in there?

Speaker 1 (02:17:35):
Is that gym? You know? They just want them, you know,
And I want I wanted to go, hey, buddy, stomach virus.
You know, I want to say something. But did you
say anything? No? Did you push like like maybe twenty
four sparks out from under the door and say, everybody,
try one of the things.

Speaker 8 (02:17:52):
I'll get back to you.

Speaker 1 (02:17:53):
Yeah, get it to Sonny and uh, and and try it.
Put me to work for you, and try to buy
some time. So I'm sitting there and.

Speaker 2 (02:18:02):
And and I washed my shorts. Now they're wet now
shorts meaning meaning my shorts. That no, not my underwear,
for my shorts, you underwear? Why you woree?

Speaker 1 (02:18:13):
Now, now I've got my wet shorts on.

Speaker 6 (02:18:17):
But they didn't even put the electric shock on them.

Speaker 1 (02:18:18):
But the guy walked up.

Speaker 2 (02:18:20):
No, there's no, no, it's over, you know. And you
can hear the shorts going in, you know, it's just
going in. But so then I got wet shorts on.
Now and I'm thinking this mob is like about to
knock down my door. It's the only bathroom and this
is a pretty big exit. So people are probably in
the same situation I'm in. But I'm going I don't
have any shoes and socks. They're they're not savable either. Well,

(02:18:42):
goodbye socks, shoes, shoes, get them to do I carry
my shoes out with me. Yes, you put them in
your hand and you go over and get a trash bag.

Speaker 4 (02:18:48):
When those plastic trash bags they give you for your
car or something, ask to put them in that time
off with them in.

Speaker 2 (02:18:54):
Well here's the thing though. When I opened the door,
there's a line. Well, look, pride's over.

Speaker 1 (02:18:59):
So you oh, you're on all fource in the public restroom, naked, sad, Yeah,
of course, and I'm thinking walking out worn a hat.

Speaker 8 (02:19:06):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 6 (02:19:07):
Pride left you when you're standing up in your card intersection.

Speaker 1 (02:19:11):
Yeah. Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:19:11):
I was trying to survive.

Speaker 2 (02:19:12):
I know what you mean yet, because when I was
buried alive, I had the same thing happened to me,
you know, and you know, try it right down there
six feet under, yes, but so uh so, anyway, I
cracked the door open. You know, and I'm and im
and and I kind of look around and there's that
day just he's just looking at me, you know, and
and his son is sitting there, you know, jogging up

(02:19:32):
and down.

Speaker 4 (02:19:33):
I'm going, did you pull the Jim carry line? No,
do not go in there, because I had cleaned it
up pretty good. I might have just left the death
scene and then just got out of their harll.

Speaker 1 (02:19:42):
Because well, but with the crowd, you didn't want to
know the door and just put the shirt over your
head mark out completely necking with your head cover right.

Speaker 10 (02:19:50):
Into the car.

Speaker 1 (02:19:52):
But you know I didn't. I didn't really know it.

Speaker 6 (02:19:54):
So I opened the door, screaming, do I know you?

Speaker 7 (02:19:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:19:57):
So I opened the door and I just veered to
the right, like they're not there. This is a Pulaski
sneaker you just have to have to have, like you
don't even acknowledge their exists, right, So I go over
acting like you know, I'm gonna like in your shorts
have shorts?

Speaker 11 (02:20:10):
Now?

Speaker 2 (02:20:10):
Yeah, now I'm walking probably how wet are the shorts?
The shorts are really wet because I had to clean them.
So we're talking like, you know, I'm working kind of
you know, just a little drip. Nice stay for a swim, yeah,
kind of the really stiff leg and uh.

Speaker 1 (02:20:25):
And so I go over towards the water, thinking, hey,
maybe everybody will forget about me, and I kind of
look up and they have.

Speaker 2 (02:20:32):
It's like everybody's going on with their stuff. Now the
line is back to the door, right. So I go
to the door and I'm thinking, Okay, the cashier is
waiting on somebody. I'm getting out of here. And so
as soon as I open the door, Hey speedy, and
I'm like, no way.

Speaker 1 (02:20:48):
And so I just kind of go, hey, hey, hey Speedy.
I used to work with don't want it Hibbits and
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, this is not real.

Speaker 8 (02:20:58):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (02:20:58):
Did you go, Hey, what your waist size?

Speaker 25 (02:21:01):
And hey?

Speaker 6 (02:21:01):
Are you attaching shorts again?

Speaker 8 (02:21:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:21:04):
Hey, buddy, I'm Michael Quick one hundred year And so
he goes out to he reaches out to shake my
hand and I'm thinking to myself, you don't want to
shake it down. I don't want to shake this hand. No, no,
that hand needs to be cut off. So so I
make it through and probably did anybody notice you were
dripping in the floor?

Speaker 2 (02:21:21):
Well, no, because my, my, my shorts I had washed
and they weren't dripping, they were wet. And so if
you saw, if you look down, you'd go, wow, did
you use the bathroom in your pants?

Speaker 8 (02:21:29):
Right up? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:21:29):
And so what you when you say yes?

Speaker 8 (02:21:31):
Yeah, so I.

Speaker 1 (02:21:32):
Totter of fact. Yeah, So I'm talking.

Speaker 2 (02:21:37):
So I'm talking to the guy and he's trying to
give me a ton and I'm giving him zero. And yeah,
I kind of like for the game, gotta go, you know,
And and so I I yeah, yeah, him and buddy,
I'm sorry. And you probably thought I was just awful,
but I mean I was trying to survive. I go
back to the car and I'm going, okay, what's in
my car? Oh, I got some I got some golf
short shorts in the trunk of my car.

Speaker 1 (02:21:58):
I remember that. And I got I got a couple
of golf towels. Okay, okay, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (02:22:02):
So I go around and I pop open the trunk
and and I'm I'm gonna since I'm on the side,
I opened the door thinking, hey, I'm gonna change.

Speaker 1 (02:22:09):
These shorts real quick. Oh gosh.

Speaker 2 (02:22:11):
And and I had a couple of the sawny waters
in there, and I said, I'm gonna wet these golf
towels and really, you know, I had some hand sanitizer stuff.
I'm thinking, I'm gonna take a shower right here in
the parking lot enough to sit down in the car. Well,
about time I opened the car door, this guy pulls
around the corner and I moved him. I'm sorry, I

(02:22:32):
had my pants down to my ankles. Yeah, yeah, my show,
you know, I'm like, colle So I jump into the
car and I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:22:41):
Like and then another person sees you out there bathing
in the in the parking lot and goes wat Sprint
petty Rock.

Speaker 8 (02:22:47):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:22:50):
So I go, hey, there's a car wash place right
around the corner. I'm gonna go around act like I'm
vacuuming out my car because it's kind of hidden from
the road and I need to change. And so I
go around the corner and shure, I mean, I'm buttonneked
except a shirt and I am just scrubbing and I
got new shorts on. And so I get back in
the car and I'm like, what just happened to me?
So the shorts and and the shoes and everything. So

(02:23:13):
they're in the truck and I'm thinking, Okay, now I've
got to make some good time to get to the
Titans game on time. But and I don't have any
shoes or socks to wear. And these golf shorts, I mean,
I can't wear them either. And I'm going, what am
I gonna do? So I get up on the on
the interstate and I am just going, man, I mean,
I'm I'm just chanting it. I'm going, I gotta get there.
I'm thinking, surely if a cop pulls me over, I

(02:23:34):
can tell them, hey, check the trunk. There's been a death,
you know what I mean I am. And so I
get close to the coliseum and I'm going, I've got
to pull over and like walk in somewhere barefoot and
buy some shoes and socks. So so I get like,
I get to Franklin, Tennessee, which is a good you know,
twenty five minutes south of Nashville, and I run in

(02:23:55):
like this pallest shoe place or whatever, and I'm just
barefooted and and I buy some like seventeen dollars shoes
nice and some socks, and I'm like, Okay, now I
have some shoes and socks. They didn't have any shirts.
So I'm like, man, what am I gonna do? I
don't you know, because my shirt needs to be changed. Also,
it's like I'm okay, I'm getting closer to the.

Speaker 1 (02:24:15):
Collar of shirt a little shrapp. Now now I'm still commando. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm still commando. Okay, keep that in mind.

Speaker 2 (02:24:24):
So I get I get close to the coliseum and
and and I buy some shorts at another place. No,
they don't sell underwear, and so I buy some shorts.
Now I've gotten to the coliseum and I'm going I
am commando right now. And I got to find a shirt.
So I go to the Titans Pro shop and I
stand in line and I buy a shirt. And I
was like really really hoping they had some like Titans

(02:24:47):
boxers or something. And so I buy a new shirt,
and I've gotten shorts, and now I've gotten new shoes
and socks, but I still don't have any underwear. Well,
so it gets to be right at kickoff time and
another one hits me and they're like, speedy, here's your
cored you know, here's here's a microphone. Get to section three,
you know, forty one or whatever, three four and and

(02:25:08):
and here you're the first break. And so I find
myself in like the janitor's bathroom in the in the
Bibles of the Coliseles. Yeah, and uh, trying to survive.
And I have to do that through the entire game,
not wearing any underwear, with your wireless mind, with my
wireless mic I make it through the game in so

(02:25:29):
much pain and hurting so bad. And I try to
come home at you know, twelve o'clock at night after
the game, and my stomach is hurting so bad. I
had to pull over and get a hotel room for
Saturday night.

Speaker 21 (02:25:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:25:43):
I was wondering because that would have been my plan. Yeah, yes,
because you got to have to fight that night alone. Yeah,
there's no need to going home bringing that home.

Speaker 10 (02:25:49):
No, no, no.

Speaker 2 (02:25:50):
So finally I get into the the to the room
and I don't have any clothes. I'm just I'm like,
so I take a shower like for like an hour,
you know, and scrub and of course, I you know,
I've just rubbed myself raw because I don't have any
underwear on. So I'm in the bathroom, you know, it's hurts,
and it was just so I want to thank you

(02:26:12):
for that virus. You gave me, well, anything I can do.
Stayed with me yesterday, and I think I'm in my
transition period this morning.

Speaker 6 (02:26:19):
Yeah, it's about forty eight to fifty hours.

Speaker 8 (02:26:22):
You have a spark.

Speaker 1 (02:26:23):
You should have.

Speaker 4 (02:26:23):
You should have seen the audio guy at the TV shoot.
He'll never look look at me to say.

Speaker 2 (02:26:26):
A guy, thank you so much for tuning into The
Rick and Bubba Show. Eight minutes until top of the hour.
I am speedy rolling out best of till January the sixth,
when we'll debut The Rick Burgess.

Speaker 1 (02:26:45):
Show and go to Rick Burgess Show dot com for
more info. There's oh Bill Babba Bussy coming home. Rag
glad to be here, Rick, me glad to be here.
I bet you aren't getting ready for you big stemp
about that stin city, little pop worker.

Speaker 6 (02:26:59):
Huh yeah, So are you getting prepared?

Speaker 8 (02:27:01):
You ready?

Speaker 1 (02:27:02):
You know, the getting getting in there, getting ready, getting
they started, You know that, That's that's the biggest headache
and the most painful part of all of it, pulling
stickers and tape off because they're gonna put all kinds
of stickers for the wireless heart monitor. They're gonna put
all kinds of stickers for the e kg. Thing they
gotta do. And they got stickers for this, stickers for that.

(02:27:24):
You got tape to hold IV here, we've got to
you there with the.

Speaker 8 (02:27:28):
Face.

Speaker 4 (02:27:29):
They're putting tape on. Cousin it from the atmosphere. Well,
as you can see, I have started to take care
of that problem.

Speaker 1 (02:27:38):
Looks on. I thought this about all the weight program,
the bodybuilding, you can do it after well you know what, Uh,
we started calculating. I think if I cut all the
hair I've got on off, we could lose five pounds.

Speaker 12 (02:27:50):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:27:53):
When you look at the hair and the morsture its holding.

Speaker 6 (02:27:55):
Yeah, yeah, there's something to that.

Speaker 1 (02:27:59):
Did you go elect razor on your arms? I did
a clipper, you know, the clipper and all that up.
But anything will be better than pulling those long Yes,
I got rid of one of the things you left
the kid the most about the silver forest. It is gone.

(02:28:20):
Shelver forest is gone. How weird does that feel right now?
I bet you? I bet you feel cool that shirt
laying down on your chest. I feel weave. Between the
blood thinners and shaving some hair. I'm freezing to death
when it warms up. Hairless are you hairless? Oh? My goodness, gracious,

(02:28:45):
Delver forest has been clear cutting. You ever do that again?

Speaker 4 (02:28:49):
They had a wildfire. Boy just burned acres? Did it
like one of them bodybuilders?

Speaker 8 (02:28:56):
Now did you do that?

Speaker 1 (02:28:58):
I'm not are you ready for flags? I'm not used
to having to shave myself. So it's a it's a
little awkward, and you don't know. I don't know the
right tools to use good not so I couldn't figure
out where I needed to go to do this to
begin with, somewhere like a shower bathroom. You don't want

(02:29:19):
all that going down to drain. Go outside of that,
stand out in the yard hot. So I went out.
I want I went out on the back porch. You go,
and I got the shaver, and I commenced to shave it. Okay,
and takes three hours. Well, are you standing in your
box or shorts? Like I got a regular short. There's
a video. I just have my shirt off. So at

(02:29:41):
the time, the prevailing wind was blowing right to left,
so his neighbors everything was was blowing out in the backyard,
which is fine right in the poor but right as
I got kind of busy, right in the middle of
it all, the wind changed started blowing back at me.
So I'm comming it is now, so I'm thinking, I
just got to finish this. So I finish. I go

(02:30:05):
in and I go back and I'm I'm gonna lay down,
take a little break, you know, like I'm supposed.

Speaker 3 (02:30:10):
To be doing.

Speaker 1 (02:30:10):
And uh so Betty comes in a little bit later
and she says something to this effect, and I'm paraphrasy,
I'll tell you what. We gotta do something about that
cat and I and I'm really not thinking on that line.
I said, Betty, what are you talking about? She said,

(02:30:31):
Einstein's been on that back porch and it is a
mess back.

Speaker 13 (02:30:37):
Now.

Speaker 1 (02:30:37):
He's our he's our very large gray cat. And she says,
I'm gonna take him to the vet and get him shaved.
Said he must be miserable. And then I realized. And
she just keeps talking about how much fear is back then,
and big old clumps of it all over the place

(02:30:58):
night and kid, I'm supposed to be not be stressed
right now. So I thought, you know, me explaining this
probably would only stress the situation. A situation, so I said, Betty,
I'll go out there and blow it off with blower
in a minute, don't worry about it. I think he'll
be okay. We probably just need to let nature take
his course. He won't shed more than he needs you to.

(02:31:21):
So let's just I wouldn't worry about with it. Kind
of down the ball a little, you know. I don't
know if some of that hair could have been but
I don't take that cat and shaving Matt. It's his
nature working, y'all. I gotta go back something. There's so
much hair. He needs a blower and.

Speaker 8 (02:31:39):
There's so much hair.

Speaker 1 (02:31:40):
Betty noticed it hair, and the little battery blower wasn't enough.
I mean, we need to get the gas went.

Speaker 8 (02:31:46):
Out for that. But I want to know.

Speaker 1 (02:31:54):
I want to be sure I have this other dust
devil with Bubba's hair.

Speaker 6 (02:31:57):
You you shaved your your body, your upper body.

Speaker 1 (02:32:01):
Yeah, it was just the front. I can't reach the
back now. The back too late for that. That's a
whole nother probum would have all to cats. Yeah, but
you thought they've been a fight out there. Yeah, but
but but you you produced so much hair. Your wife
thought the cap was shedding.

Speaker 6 (02:32:15):
Yes, yeah, because it was.

Speaker 1 (02:32:17):
Everything was covered. When I went back out there, I thought, Wow,
it made a bigger mess. And I realized I didn't
realize that a lot going on. The winds blow and
you don't really pay attention to the edge right now.
Huh not really not yet? Will it will when it
grows by it starts going back, and if I shave
it all the way down tight, you know, really tired.

Speaker 6 (02:32:36):
And probably ever seen footage those bears when they scratch
on trees. Yeah, that that'll be bubba. When I hair
starts going back, you know, you.

Speaker 1 (02:32:43):
Know, plus you have you know, when you have a
hairy chest, you got a little bit of you know,
lift off of your shirt here. That's what I'm saying,
as you know what I mean. I had another question.
I don't want to get burned, So what about your back?
Well I have to have help on that one.

Speaker 8 (02:32:59):
Did put it on your No?

Speaker 1 (02:33:00):
But he's shaved everything else? I why not? I figure
I'll just go bottom be done with it today. The legs, yeah, well,
I hope the winds blowing right, poor cat. If I don't,
he's in for it is everything else. Honestly, medically, you'd
have to shave a little bit on my leg because
they put they put a couple of stickers on.

Speaker 6 (02:33:18):
Your legs now, we're going grow in this stomach. Oh yeah,
you will have to have to trim.

Speaker 1 (02:33:23):
You gonna use a mirror for that because you can't
see it. He's gonna get in front of a mirror. Well, sadly,
you have to get over a mirror.

Speaker 8 (02:33:34):
Got it.

Speaker 1 (02:33:36):
But I'm noticed he's surprised. It's not they don't trim.
I think where you think they're tre further down the
leg It's it's more to the side. It's right in
the creek, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, rubbing my legs. Kets
just had a different experience.

Speaker 25 (02:33:51):
Just pulled his shirt up, so hope I didn't blind Well,
that's they were watching you from. Don't miss it, Okay,
my dad, mind Dad?

Speaker 3 (02:34:11):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 4 (02:34:29):
Hey, Rick here. I hope you're enjoying the best of
Rick and Bubba's. We're celebrating thirty one years of Radio Gold.
But don't forget. On January the sixth, a brand new
era begins The Rick Burgess Show. Speedy, Greg and Adler
would join me get all the details right now at
rickburgesshow dot Com. A lot of calls about this story
out of Bessemer, Alabama this morning. The man who attempted,

(02:34:51):
I guess to steal something from a restaurant by coming
down the smoke vent the exhausts.

Speaker 6 (02:34:56):
The exhausts worth over the barbecue pit and got stuck
in it.

Speaker 4 (02:34:59):
And the employees found him in his feet dangly out
the bottom of it, and then they pulled him off
the top of it, ripping his pants off.

Speaker 1 (02:35:05):
He stayed in it, Yes he did.

Speaker 8 (02:35:08):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:35:08):
A lot of people are wanting dipping down and Joe
to find him. That's that's out there, a lot of that.

Speaker 1 (02:35:18):
Hen you'nna get in here there. Let's see I need
to do if he's saying ted before I stopped my day,
Let's see get some thos and thoos out here. Let's
see scrape the gill hmm, the lose legs, some vent,

(02:35:44):
the move legs, some vent what don't get in here?

Speaker 9 (02:35:51):
He damn Let me tell you what we need to do.
Fill all the kind of bunch. Grab a man there
by the tennis shoes and pully mail.

Speaker 1 (02:36:06):
He give me, give me our hands, Joe, let's pull
him out. Hello, there's a full moon of a basting man.
Now the grits guns breaches a stark Joe running again.

Speaker 7 (02:36:24):
He's funny.

Speaker 1 (02:36:28):
Look out there, Ben, you spilled my cup? Hey name
let him later when it smells pretty huge? Can you
hears up that bab? Everybody is chewing man.

Speaker 16 (02:36:44):
Ho ho ho.

Speaker 1 (02:36:47):
This is Santa Claus. Have you been a good boy?

Speaker 4 (02:36:57):
All right, let's see go the phones of Pats and
Gadget in Alabama listening to Mixed one O two nine.

Speaker 1 (02:37:02):
Hey, Pam, morning guys, Good morning. How you doing great? Man?
How are you?

Speaker 26 (02:37:06):
I'm in traffic, but I'm doing great.

Speaker 9 (02:37:08):
Hey.

Speaker 26 (02:37:09):
I want to add a couple of tidbits to your story.
Yesterday from the news, they said that the guy who
found him was, like you said, He's going by his business,
drinking his coffee. He's half away, he goes what that? Yeah,
it turns out they knew this guy.

Speaker 1 (02:37:26):
Oh, they didn't know him. I bet he came here
a lot because he loves the barbecue.

Speaker 26 (02:37:31):
No, he applied for job there.

Speaker 6 (02:37:34):
I was just I was just trying to show him
up that I'm an eager employee.

Speaker 1 (02:37:41):
I just saw that I did a follow up. I
had a mistake on my apple thays correct. I just
went ahead and start I'm trying to clean out this
vent here. Yeah, I just wanted to come clean that.
Uh I never got my master's degree. Can you imagine?

Speaker 26 (02:37:55):
Can you imagine when they pulled him out his pants
fawned out the bottom into that that grill.

Speaker 6 (02:38:00):
Oh yeah, somebody's gonna eat barbecue and go what's something.

Speaker 8 (02:38:06):
Fat?

Speaker 1 (02:38:06):
Thanks?

Speaker 4 (02:38:06):
Let's go to John and Birmingham John to listen to
why ninety four point five?

Speaker 1 (02:38:10):
Hey, hey, buddy, Hey.

Speaker 22 (02:38:12):
It also said in the paper that he rode up
on a pink bicycle.

Speaker 1 (02:38:17):
No, what's that on CE and N two? Y'all please
imagine it doesn't matter who you are. Imagine your friends
that will raise on you. Okay, I can't imagine riding
a pink bicycle to knock over a barbecue place, get
stuck in the vent, have my breeches tore off? Trying
to rescue me? To be on national television? Go home

(02:38:40):
and the caller I D say, Kate's family, All is
there anything that could be worse?

Speaker 6 (02:38:48):
You're home, you're trying to get shut off of it.

Speaker 1 (02:38:50):
You started the process to clean up the phone rangeling,
it says Kate's residents. And while it's ringing, you get
a beep and it's the Burgess residence with great Burgess.

Speaker 22 (02:38:59):
Call eating supper there that night you were Oh no,
I like to hear Dan dipping, Dan and Joe eating
supper that night and find hey, WA's this hair and
my food?

Speaker 1 (02:39:13):
He didn't touch the grill, just me, it's your pork samwich.
Little game. Now that's not fair to Bob. Look, we
love Bob. He's worked with us a lot of promotions.
I can't imagine the call to hey, Bob, got a problem.
We got somebody hanging here fanciless in the vans. Picture

(02:39:35):
this call, Paulish Jewel. I was in here running to
see see how we didn't last man our beef. Myout
being a little lithery and I mean lother. Hey, Bob,
this is dang. I hate the butt. I was opening

(02:39:58):
up the store of this mor and uh, you know
I told you we needed to clean that exaff vent.
Well you might gonna come down take a look at this.
What if Dicky Nadmyer called him, want to know exactly
what had happened because.

Speaker 10 (02:40:15):
He wants to go, Hey, this sucks barbecue, Dickie Nadmire, Uh,
I want to place in order to go.

Speaker 8 (02:40:25):
What's wrong with the vent?

Speaker 1 (02:40:28):
You ever have a vent?

Speaker 3 (02:40:29):
Clogged up.

Speaker 10 (02:40:29):
I wonder why in the world we don't come in
here and clean You call them people call chimneys week,
but heck, nobody really you expect him to start dancing,
doing them numbers from Mary Poppins. You remember Dick van died,
who's the championship?

Speaker 1 (02:40:42):
Wait?

Speaker 10 (02:40:43):
Mary Poppins, And he'd jump around, dance and they'd have
him stupid brooms. You remember, tell you won't give me
four barbecue sandwiches, and then I'm gonna get some stuff
with the wife and kids.

Speaker 8 (02:40:54):
Let me ca, can you?

Speaker 10 (02:40:55):
I mean, damn son and I get in here and
get the kids in here? Anyone get a Peter and
admiring little Woody and admired My wife tell us admiring
we get over here by the grail.

Speaker 8 (02:41:12):
What damn so? I better not be one of my kids.

Speaker 1 (02:41:23):
You cant me said any other way from the Nadmar family. Yeah, sure,
anybody's seen little Peter n admire like h you know.
The only thing, really, the only thing that would really
have made this more ironic, this story, what if the
guy had got stuck in his pants, had fallen off
at full Moon Barbecue? Really the name of that the

(02:41:47):
pink bicycle for the kids.

Speaker 3 (02:41:48):
I'm saying, ricking.

Speaker 1 (02:41:51):
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Speaker 1 (02:42:28):
The controversy, it just will not go away here Rick,
the Sean Hannity thing that we're all concerned that we've
made Seawan mad Saronda. Then things were not help this
morning when Rick accidentally yes for some unknown reason and
why that piece of paper was over there, Well, it's
Raul Shawn's wife and hung up on her.

Speaker 6 (02:42:48):
Yeah, picked Well, I know I would have.

Speaker 1 (02:42:51):
Done the same thing. I would have hung up when
we realized what we had done. We were actually were
talking about calling Sean to see if he was mad
at us. That's why you had the number in front
it you. We were trying to call a mayor's office.
You picked up the wrong piece of paper doll Shawn's
cell phone. His wife answered, who we're scared of now, yes,
and so you hung the phone up, and we know

(02:43:12):
and it hit us a little later that we know
that her friends and relatives from Montgomery listened to the show.
Well that's what I'm saying, relatives. And we know that
we've been ratted out somehow, sure, and that that is
our fear. And I'm afraid that has has has come
a lot here.

Speaker 4 (02:43:31):
Kitty, and Montgomery says, yes, they all Kitty, they know Boddy, Kitty,
get in.

Speaker 24 (02:43:40):
Friend.

Speaker 1 (02:43:41):
Well, Kitty, now, well, now what's your connection?

Speaker 5 (02:43:44):
She would have talked to you.

Speaker 1 (02:43:47):
I don't know. We're scared of Shawn's wife. What is
her name, Jill. We're scared of the wives. Uh, like
we are here on the show because we know if
mama ain't happy, nobody's happy.

Speaker 4 (02:43:58):
And you know that we had all once a little
early before and she had I don't think was happy
about that call. And we were trying to you know,
make up me and fence, yeah, the man fences, and
I accidentally called again and she answered and it's and
I got and I was scared of what she was
going to do.

Speaker 6 (02:44:16):
So have you talked to her? I?

Speaker 5 (02:44:18):
Have I heard her on the radio?

Speaker 1 (02:44:19):
On the way to work. I called her and I said,
Kitty us out, I did, I did, Jill?

Speaker 5 (02:44:26):
Did someone just hang up on the seth?

Speaker 26 (02:44:27):
And she was like yes, I said, that's Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 11 (02:44:29):
They just called and hung up on you.

Speaker 26 (02:44:31):
And she said, how did that sound on the radio?

Speaker 1 (02:44:34):
And I told her she sounded really good. It was
a mistake and we weren't you told it was an accident.

Speaker 5 (02:44:40):
I told him, y'all were trying to call the mayor's
office and you called the cell phone and y'all.

Speaker 10 (02:44:44):
Are scared little chickens, and you hung up on her.

Speaker 5 (02:44:46):
And she said she hung up the phone.

Speaker 26 (02:44:48):
And she told Sean, well, someone hung up on your
cell phone.

Speaker 1 (02:44:50):
It must be one of your girlfriends. And now are
they working and this is their workout day too? Are
they working out together?

Speaker 5 (02:45:00):
Yeah, they're working out.

Speaker 1 (02:45:02):
They're working out, but they're fine.

Speaker 6 (02:45:04):
I'm sure they thought it was funny.

Speaker 11 (02:45:06):
Yeah, they thought it was funny.

Speaker 8 (02:45:07):
I got it.

Speaker 7 (02:45:08):
We know they're not home right now.

Speaker 1 (02:45:09):
All right, Look, let's we're gonna get voicemail, so let's
call right now on air and apologize to him. You
might get the nanny, but you can call and you
might get the voicemail. You're gonna get I just don't know.
I'm scared of theud. She sounded like she was, you know,
excited about being on.

Speaker 6 (02:45:25):
She had a good speaking woice too.

Speaker 1 (02:45:26):
Yeah, she really didn't.

Speaker 7 (02:45:27):
We don't talk to Sean anymore. We talked to his wife.

Speaker 1 (02:45:29):
Okay, do you think she'd start doing maybe a weekly
segment with us? Oh? Sure?

Speaker 7 (02:45:33):
What if shall started answering the fun We asked to
speak to Jill.

Speaker 8 (02:45:38):
Hate this ship.

Speaker 1 (02:45:39):
Let's speak to Jim. Be funny.

Speaker 8 (02:45:41):
You need to call and leave a message.

Speaker 1 (02:45:42):
On so kittie. Let me be sure I understand they
are not mad.

Speaker 6 (02:45:46):
No, I'm having the number.

Speaker 7 (02:45:47):
She should be right under you, right there, here go five?

Speaker 1 (02:45:51):
Five doesn't work it? Okay, sixteen, We got some numbers.
That sounds sick on that thing? You know? Good grief.

Speaker 6 (02:46:12):
This kitty on one, Yeah, kitty, hang on, kitty there, kitty.

Speaker 1 (02:46:19):
How do you know Jill? I went to school with her?
Oh cool, that's how she locking up New York.

Speaker 7 (02:46:27):
She loves it.

Speaker 1 (02:46:32):
This is a kiddy call.

Speaker 7 (02:46:34):
Look, this is there?

Speaker 1 (02:46:35):
Is Yes, this is Rick and Baba. Who's speaking?

Speaker 15 (02:46:40):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:46:40):
Do you want to speak? All right?

Speaker 11 (02:46:45):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:46:45):
Is Jill there? Oh is this the nanny come sta
uh me and ban Uh? We've got yeah? Can we
have is there a hey kitty? Hello?

Speaker 7 (02:47:00):
Is there?

Speaker 5 (02:47:00):
Hey Flora?

Speaker 1 (02:47:02):
Hello?

Speaker 6 (02:47:03):
Yeah, Flora, This is Kiddy and Rick and Baba.

Speaker 1 (02:47:05):
Okay green card? Uh?

Speaker 4 (02:47:09):
Can we have a voicemail? Is there a voicemail? We
can leave a message for the for the handities.

Speaker 1 (02:47:14):
Okay, if you came back, yes, okay, So what callback
you want to answer the phone?

Speaker 15 (02:47:20):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:47:21):
Okay, get back, I gonswer the phone.

Speaker 6 (02:47:25):
Okay, thank you, Thank you, Flora, Thank you, Flora, God
bless you.

Speaker 3 (02:47:29):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:47:30):
Lot's a gracious.

Speaker 8 (02:47:32):
That's good. That's that was what you should say that.

Speaker 1 (02:47:34):
I'm trying, all right, y'all say me.

Speaker 7 (02:47:37):
I'm a Rick Rick.

Speaker 1 (02:47:38):
Hey, Hey, I thought I didn't know my microsoft?

Speaker 8 (02:47:44):
What are you doing? I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (02:47:47):
We're gonna learn on this show, like I had to
learn that when you make comments here, I didn't know. Hey,
yeah broadcasting. Hang on, Kitty, she does have a green card, right, Kitty, Kenny?
Have you ever met Alan cons?

Speaker 11 (02:48:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (02:48:05):
Have you?

Speaker 1 (02:48:05):
Is he a nice guy?

Speaker 8 (02:48:06):
Or is he?

Speaker 1 (02:48:07):
What's this?

Speaker 6 (02:48:08):
What's his story?

Speaker 1 (02:48:11):
He just is he just misguided?

Speaker 8 (02:48:13):
Is that?

Speaker 15 (02:48:13):
It?

Speaker 6 (02:48:16):
Is he a pleasure to be around. Hey, do y'all
smell something?

Speaker 1 (02:48:21):
I smell a bridge. That's a bridge? What this phone
has got a mind of its own? What's going on
this phone? I wish I could waild, I'd fix that thing.
What you gotta put Kitty on hold? Rick, she's not
on hole? Let's what's got you messed up? Had a

(02:48:43):
boy for every mystery? Somewhere somebody knows the answer? Who
thinks that she's.

Speaker 7 (02:48:53):
Who thinks she's gonna go.

Speaker 1 (02:48:56):
For a minute?

Speaker 6 (02:48:57):
How many of us thought that that that it was?

Speaker 1 (02:48:59):
There was any.

Speaker 8 (02:49:03):
Hand on yellow?

Speaker 6 (02:49:05):
That's funny, she'll answer, I'm almost pulling for that.

Speaker 7 (02:49:14):
We're just call Sean Handy.

Speaker 1 (02:49:18):
He's got a major television show syndicated.

Speaker 17 (02:49:21):
We can hello.

Speaker 6 (02:49:23):
Yes, this is Rick and Bubba trying to get voicemail.

Speaker 1 (02:49:27):
Uh is this Flora?

Speaker 12 (02:49:29):
No?

Speaker 26 (02:49:30):
No, who you calling?

Speaker 1 (02:49:31):
I think we've got the wrong number calling for Sean Hannity.
He speaking creaking? Is wrong with that? He made us do?
I was just about let me know. I'm coming over.
Let me what is wrong with that? Goofy phone?

Speaker 6 (02:49:55):
Have you have you got I didn't want to use five?

Speaker 8 (02:49:59):
Have you got five?

Speaker 1 (02:50:00):
Do you have to calls for getting to get him
to dial it.

Speaker 6 (02:50:04):
Listen, I just hit one and look still doubts on?

Speaker 1 (02:50:07):
Here you? What's the things acting like? We call instead?

Speaker 4 (02:50:12):
What is there anybody of your of European descent that
the like original that that's that doesn't have an accent
in yourself?

Speaker 1 (02:50:19):
And the doll? Haven't you? Ryan?

Speaker 7 (02:50:22):
I wish you could see this.

Speaker 1 (02:50:26):
Flora's already gonna forget what we were gonna call by
You're kiddy back on the phone. I don't know Seona's
number back? What is wrong? The stupid?

Speaker 8 (02:50:34):
Tell what it is?

Speaker 6 (02:50:34):
Flora changed their phone number exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:50:38):
The call that they made earlier. Today. The changed their
number finally took effect. The computer just updated.

Speaker 4 (02:50:47):
If that would hush? I could here's the tonges. I
can't tell if I missed Dyland. I felt like Kevin
Green trying to get a word in. I know how fist,
I know how it feels, yes and our show. I

(02:51:15):
can't get down tools, but.

Speaker 3 (02:51:19):
I don't want don.

Speaker 1 (02:51:24):
Might be quiet. It's great to begin again and it mommy?
Can I play with the phone? Hello, you gotta have solids?

(02:51:50):
Was kidding that kiddies go Kitty's That kiddy's gone, Hell, hell,
hell of course he's gone on six Now. No, hey, Ian,

(02:52:12):
once you get fat fingers over the web, now, I
mean you heard the thing. If y'all can shut up
for a classic for Rick and Bubba organized chaos, gracious.
I think we've patched things up with Sean though the
latest I think we're good.

Speaker 2 (02:52:33):
But that was not a good moment as he desperately
tried to get to him. All right, it's the best
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We're redecorating the house and it's been an ongoing process
and you know, there's workers at the house seems like

(02:53:39):
every day. So we Sherry went out and got went
and it bought some light fixtures, a new one for
here and over the table and then there's nothing here.
One that was brodn't em work. We had have a
new light fixed for it. It was completely blown because house,
you know, twenty years old. So you know, we get
it and the person says where we got it from,
says we'll have some will install them.

Speaker 6 (02:54:01):
He's our installer.

Speaker 4 (02:54:02):
So Sherry said, well, we need to do it by
this weekend, and we're gonna have We're gonna have guessed over.

Speaker 1 (02:54:06):
We need to have it by this weekend, no problem,
Gonna get it by the weekend.

Speaker 4 (02:54:10):
So I come in on Friday and I hear share
you on the phone and she's not happy, and you
don't want to come in the door and somebody's making
you wife unhappy because that's that means you're gonna be unhappy.

Speaker 18 (02:54:21):
No because they can hang up.

Speaker 4 (02:54:23):
You got to live with her, right, And I hear
this guy and it's only like three o'clock in the afternoon,
two thirty three o'clock something like that, and I hear
her going, so you're not coming, You're not coming, You're
you're not gonna come install these lots.

Speaker 1 (02:54:34):
And I go, oh no. And they're laying in there
on like a table. They're just lying on the table
in the way, you know, because you think they're about
to be installed, you know. And I'm gonna know so
so so about this time she hangs up. She said, well,
he says he's not coming. And I said, well, I
thought they said they were going to install them by
this weekend. That's exactly what they said. And I said, well,
where's he going. It's two thirty. She said, well, he's
going home. I thought, oh, I got a high school

(02:54:55):
football game. He wants to see, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (02:54:57):
And I said, well, what did he say? He said, well,
we must have fail through the cracks. He just didn't
get forgot about.

Speaker 18 (02:55:02):
It, fell through the crack.

Speaker 4 (02:55:03):
I said, he forgot about it, And I said, she said,
you realize what a position that puts us in. Now
you we're supposed to be leaving in the morning, you know,
going to the Braves game for your birthday, and then
I want to have these things in by sunday da
da da da dah. She said, this really puts us into.

Speaker 6 (02:55:16):
Terrible and she's mad. She's round.

Speaker 1 (02:55:17):
I said, well, now I'm mad too, So I called
back up and I said hey, I said, well you
mean you they're not going to stop. And then they said, well,
the people who do our installation, they're kind of do
their own deal. They're on their own schedule. We just
contracted out. I said, well, let me tell you this.
Did you get caught me? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I said, well,
I said, well, let me tell you this.

Speaker 8 (02:55:33):
I said.

Speaker 4 (02:55:33):
My wife's not happy and I said, so now my
life's going to be miserable today. Can we not get
somebody to come out here? And he told Cheery that
he didn't get her message and she'd called two times,
and hey, if you don't check your message, how do
to you?

Speaker 6 (02:55:44):
I guess I forgot to write you down.

Speaker 4 (02:55:46):
Well, then somebody I finally get a witness that says,
oh no, I was there when when she was told
by this man that they will be installed by the weekend.
I heard the conversation. I said, well, it's not gonna
be done. Say, he's not gonna do it, Well, we
can't really make it do it, but I've got a friend.
He'll come handling. Okay, Now, y'all.

Speaker 1 (02:56:03):
Gonna love this.

Speaker 4 (02:56:04):
I've got a friend. So anyway, a guy comes there,
fan of the show. Electrician does a tremendous job, gets
it knocked out like thirty minutes, okay, and I know
he's got a busy day toun and he's wanting to
get home. He comes and knocks it out, even puts
in a ceiling fan in the baby's room on top
of it. His price was incredible, reasonable, reasonable, so.

Speaker 1 (02:56:24):
Till you get it done.

Speaker 6 (02:56:25):
So then I get a call and I hear the message.
The guy's called back.

Speaker 4 (02:56:29):
Well, I feel kind of bad and I'm still not
gonna come today, but he says, i'll come by in
the morning.

Speaker 1 (02:56:34):
I'm supposed to be off that day and I said no.
I said we're leaving at nine o'clock. He says, well,
i'll be there before then. Okay.

Speaker 6 (02:56:41):
So then this happens, and I say, well, y'all need
to call this guy and tell him not to come.

Speaker 8 (02:56:45):
We got to handle. We went with somebody else.

Speaker 6 (02:56:48):
Okay, we'll take care of it.

Speaker 8 (02:56:49):
Now.

Speaker 4 (02:56:50):
Keep mind this guy didn't check his message before. That's why,
that's why he blew it right. Okay, so we get
all of course, it's nine point fifteen. Okay, we're leaving
for Atlanta. Got the baby, you load up, got the
kids load up. Daddy is great?

Speaker 8 (02:57:02):
Dad.

Speaker 4 (02:57:02):
About that time, I say, bareling into the driveway, here
comes mister. You fell through the cracks like and look,
I said, Cherry, can I please just enjoy this minute?

Speaker 1 (02:57:12):
Can everybody just get Is everybody all right in the car?
And I jumped back, I said, hey, buddy, And it
gets out and I said, did you not get you
a message? He said what I said, already got it
done there, buddy. I hope coming out here wasn't one
inconvenience for you. I said, you didn't get up on
you Saturday morning when you didn't have to work it
right all the way out here to the village, did you?

Speaker 18 (02:57:31):
Tuscaloosa County, Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:57:33):
Might want to check in messages you might get at
this stall when you said you would, and you might
not be wasting your time right now. Oh, buddy, don't
tell me. Was this an inconvenience for you? See you buddy,
go brave? Look hey buy?

Speaker 4 (02:57:50):
And it felt so good because this guy had like
given me the worst Friday afternoon, you know, by not
getting done what he's supposed to do, you know what
I mean? And then hey, I'll be out there, and
then he's late when he's supposed to been there. Even
if he'd come on Shery morning, we let, we'd have
been leaving going, hey, you've killed us, you know what
I mean? And I told Sherry, I said, Scherrey, can
I just enjoy this moment for just a minute. So
all of you has had some workers that were supposed

(02:58:11):
to show up and didn't do it. I got a
victory for all of them. How did he take the news?

Speaker 8 (02:58:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:58:15):
He just standing, well, who did you get to do it?
I said, why, it don't matter. It's done, baby, I
love it. I said, you wouldn't believe. You wouldn't believe
how inexpensive it was. He had it done in about
twenty minutes is all it took. Can you believe that?
How was that game Friday night? Did you love it?
Ricky is at that new service to me? And and
a screwdriver.

Speaker 4 (02:58:33):
So it was so fun, I said, I said, I
guess coming all the way out here for no reason
was somewhat of an inconvenience on Saturday morning felt so good?

Speaker 6 (02:58:41):
Is it wrong with me to enjoy that so much?

Speaker 18 (02:58:42):
Look, no absence normally you just like me?

Speaker 1 (02:58:46):
Hey, buddy, did you see you? Hai? Everybody had break,
all the little kids.

Speaker 6 (02:58:52):
I said, y'all wave with the prepare mint as he
drives back out of here.

Speaker 1 (02:58:55):
Old mister leac Trisy, mister lec Trie, you wasted your time.
Hope you got something much you can do. Since you
got up early on the week, you got your cobralls on,
go do some work. You probably left some other people hanging.

Speaker 18 (02:59:10):
The wires sticking out of the wall.

Speaker 6 (02:59:12):
Hi, do you keep your job, you inconsiderate person.

Speaker 1 (02:59:16):
If we were in a war, surely we would lose.
I hope I'm never in jungle warfare. And you got
my bag, mister dependable high Saturday morning. Look to you,
half of you don't know what you're doing. The other
half just don't give a rid you think because you're
the only one to do this kind of stuff. There
ain't many people to do your job at all. You're wrong.

(02:59:37):
Had a nice guy get here knock it out? We
called him in a moment's note is you had one week,
couldn't get here? Ey's that company van Phil. You had
to go gaser up at the office this morning.

Speaker 18 (02:59:54):
Climb the fence because somebody ever got to leave the
key out.

Speaker 1 (02:59:57):
I enjoyed looking my.

Speaker 6 (02:59:57):
New light fixed this morning. That you couldn't get the job.

Speaker 1 (03:00:00):
I'm done. I hope you get called to quag today
and miss the Bama gain. Hope somebody calls you an
emergency right before kick call. We've got something arcing down
in the basement. I hope you listen to Rick and
Bubba show on Monday morning.

Speaker 6 (03:00:19):
I hope I wasn't inconvenience see you.

Speaker 1 (03:00:20):
They're good. You might catch me on TBS. I'll be
in these sweets. I'd love to stay in yet with you,
but I got to go to the cocoa sweet behind home, play.

Speaker 6 (03:00:34):
Fully catered, never hungry.

Speaker 8 (03:00:37):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (03:00:38):
I'll be the one waving with a full play of
food and a coke in my hand. And I've got
a TV so I can keep up with the Letty
scores all so Bam.

Speaker 6 (03:00:49):
And Florida behind me, Braves in front of me.

Speaker 18 (03:00:55):
You know what you should have told me.

Speaker 1 (03:00:56):
If I want to watch the game, we'll switch around
mouse we will see.

Speaker 18 (03:01:00):
You know what you should have told him, Rick, Thank.

Speaker 1 (03:01:03):
I'll have another.

Speaker 8 (03:01:04):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 19 (03:01:05):
Tell him that the guy, the guy that put in
your fixtures, you liked him so much, and he did
such a good job.

Speaker 18 (03:01:11):
You're carrying him to the Braves game too.

Speaker 6 (03:01:13):
Look in the back there, I've got the job done,
sitting my brandy.

Speaker 1 (03:01:17):
He's the one in the Braves hat not quite broken
in yet, screwdriver. Look he's having some of the crackers
right next to the boomer He looks you like that
relief picture that used to have Craig mcmon color. Had
a couple extra tickets. Was gonna give it to the
guy whoever fixed my life. Oh what a shame I

(03:01:38):
had extra pay for teledeg. I was sitting in the
pace car that Friday afternoon. Looks pretty COMMANI, now, doesn't it.
Why don't you check your masses Eventually you might make
your mortgage coming. What a shame. I was looking for
a friend to go to the Dwayne concert and you're

(03:02:01):
not gonna be him. The guy who took you place
yesterday got to you hot dog lonchair. You know see
do you love though? That the same the same thing
that caused him to mess us up messed himself up. Rick,
Here's what the beauty of that. You didn't do that.
You didn't have enjoyment because it was your Rick Burgess

(03:02:23):
with a personal get back at somebody. You did that
because all of us, That's what I mean, all of
us say. Look, you scored a victory for every one
of us that has set it home all day long,
waiting on somebody to come to do something they promised
to do the day before.

Speaker 6 (03:02:38):
You're right, it was a victory for all of us.

Speaker 4 (03:02:40):
And you know when your wife's in tears because she
wants this week and to be perfect for you, and
some some some some goofy gooding has messed it up
for you want you want that person, you know you
want you want to be able to tell him how
you feel because they don't care.

Speaker 6 (03:02:52):
I mean when I came in, he was basically telling
my wife.

Speaker 1 (03:02:54):
Hey, get over it.

Speaker 6 (03:02:56):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (03:02:56):
I ain't coming, sorry, but you told me you would. Well,
I forget not coming today. At two thirty, I gotta
get home.

Speaker 1 (03:03:04):
Good look good Hee. I hope you keep that neutral
in the hot selling good views. Next time you can
tell people how to get to my house for no
parent reason. Maybe I shouldn't have filled on so much
a he Hey, what's this one to doing with a
rock right through? Man? Hey, mister funny man, Let's see

(03:03:27):
if you know anybody works on glass. Trust me. This
guy so inconfident he probably can't remember how I got there,
you know, Or we'll take a gam bull. He's got
no arm.

Speaker 18 (03:03:43):
With no arms, bravest.

Speaker 1 (03:03:45):
That van was pu you know. No, we're talking about
throwing mickyr you Mickey, are you being a bus driver?

Speaker 8 (03:03:51):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 1 (03:03:53):
Are you called here's the bus driver?

Speaker 19 (03:03:55):
I was trying to imagine a man trying to do
the Tomahawk chop.

Speaker 1 (03:03:59):
Well, I said, no arm, no arm? You know what? Hey,
what's up air?

Speaker 8 (03:04:04):
Rag arm?

Speaker 18 (03:04:04):
My comedian man.

Speaker 1 (03:04:06):
Look, I'm afraid Mickey has been called us a bus dride.
I'm afraid Micky's trying to get out of it and
can't figure out a good.

Speaker 4 (03:04:25):
Thank you so much for tuning into the best of
Ricking Bubba's show, Always in honor to host these don't
go anywhere.

Speaker 1 (03:04:31):
We have one more segment left.

Speaker 3 (03:04:32):
This island ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 6 (03:04:43):
I've got a plan.

Speaker 4 (03:04:45):
Look, don't don't judge me on I mean my my
plan I believe is solid and will work. Because you
want to tell how you get get things to work
in America. You use capitalism to make it work.

Speaker 1 (03:04:56):
And I have got a I've got an idea that
we'll forever revolutionize.

Speaker 6 (03:05:02):
Donors laid on it. You want to go into it?

Speaker 1 (03:05:05):
Yeah, I hear it. I mean you've bumped it up.

Speaker 8 (03:05:07):
I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (03:05:08):
How about this? How can I go on without hearing what?

Speaker 4 (03:05:12):
Let's say that you Bill Bubba bussy, I'm coming to
you wanting you to donate your organs, and you're uncomfortable
bout it. You've heard my speech about hey, if you're
on the slab, some little cute kids somewhere needs something,
you know, you know that kind of you know, and
that's we've laughed about that. Some people didn't like it,
but I think there is some truth to it because
I think there's some humor human nature there. Sometimes let's
take the human nature factor and use it to donations,

(03:05:34):
donations of body parts organs.

Speaker 1 (03:05:37):
How about this It doesn't do me any good when
I'm dead. None when I'm dead, I don't you know
the big problem is people. People tend to say, what's.

Speaker 8 (03:05:46):
In it for me?

Speaker 10 (03:05:47):
Right?

Speaker 1 (03:05:47):
You know what I mean? That is the you know,
people would think that, how about right now? What if
I sit there and I said, I tell you what,
when I go, I've got two kidneys, how much somebody
pay me for right now while I'm alive. You go
ahead and pay me now for my organs, my bones,
my body. I'll give it to you for money. Pay

(03:06:08):
me now, you know, you buy as they pay me now,
harvest them later.

Speaker 8 (03:06:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:06:13):
Yeah, the thing is prayer. I go look, I don't
know how much. Send my kids through college?

Speaker 8 (03:06:17):
I call it.

Speaker 1 (03:06:18):
I tell you what, I've got.

Speaker 4 (03:06:19):
Everything I've got looks like it's gonna be all right.
You know at this would y'all like to make an
investment in my organs while I'm alive?

Speaker 1 (03:06:27):
You know what I mean? Rick, I can see you.

Speaker 8 (03:06:30):
I mean that. Why not?

Speaker 1 (03:06:33):
Doesn't that make sense?

Speaker 8 (03:06:34):
I mean?

Speaker 1 (03:06:35):
What if you go in a terrible.

Speaker 8 (03:06:38):
Everybody?

Speaker 1 (03:06:39):
Yeah, I'm sure they would have any insurance insurance, But
see reason why?

Speaker 12 (03:06:45):
To me?

Speaker 1 (03:06:46):
You know?

Speaker 4 (03:06:47):
Right now, something isn't yours unless you paid for it?
Do you do you agree with that?

Speaker 8 (03:06:53):
Right now?

Speaker 6 (03:06:54):
My organs, all this stuff belonged to me. Why should
somebody get them for free?

Speaker 1 (03:06:59):
How? How much would you sell your organs? Well, it's
very it's just going what it is. I mean, if
you want to blind man, now, if you want the
big pumper, now, whoa? You know what I mean that?

Speaker 6 (03:07:08):
You know, my heart would be most expensive.

Speaker 8 (03:07:11):
You what do you think?

Speaker 1 (03:07:12):
Uh say, well, maybe your brain in this case. Okay,
that's probably true. Uh you know, like you know, bones,
that wouldn't be I'd give you all my bones for
like a package deal.

Speaker 8 (03:07:25):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (03:07:25):
That deal?

Speaker 6 (03:07:26):
Yeah, I tell you what I'll give you.

Speaker 8 (03:07:27):
I'll give you my bone, all my bones, ten.

Speaker 1 (03:07:29):
Thousand dollars, and I'll throw in my elbow for yeah,
you know, and you could do that somebody. Guys, we've
got to want both legs and all your ribs. I say,
I tell you what. I will throw in my arms
rick for five grand? Rick? What about arms? And one eye?

Speaker 8 (03:07:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:07:48):
All the eyes. That's another expensive one right there. Giving
somebody sight back to them. I mean that's expensive right there, baby,
isn't it amazing too. How they will work somewhere. Well,
here's the thing I don't hear. Here's what I don't
like about it. People who get upset about this. If
I had lasik surgery done, did you know that they
will not do that for free. They want to charge you,

(03:08:08):
which they should, to give you your perfect vision back. Well,
how come it's it's it's somehow you know, bad for
some guy to say, Well, if I'm gonna give you
my eyes, how about I benefit from it while I'm alive.
Here's my eyes when I go, I'll take ten grand
to help get my kids through college, or maybe pay
off my credit card debt. Yeah, Rick, make it for
the kids, and nobody will do for the kids. Would

(03:08:30):
there raised the issue? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:08:31):
Yeah, of education if nothing else, If nothing else, you
can only sell your organs and your bones for education
for the kids. And everybody really line up for it,
and you would say, here's my organs for the kids.

Speaker 1 (03:08:44):
You gotta wait till you kill over though, But y'ah, yeah,
do y'all see this? Take my eyes right now. Don't
judge this idea till you've really thought about it, Rick,
and has potential?

Speaker 2 (03:08:54):
Do you do?

Speaker 1 (03:08:55):
Would you agree that we would have a warehouse full
of parts and full of organs if there was a
money trail here. It happens anyway, there's a black market
where people take my organs.

Speaker 6 (03:09:06):
I don't get jack for it and sell it and
make a ton. Does that not happen?

Speaker 1 (03:09:12):
It? Does it kill the black market? It'll be over
because it would be We're going to the source. And
all right, when I sell any part of your body?
All right, how about this? What's the difference. What about
people who go to these banks, the fertility banks. They
get paid for that, they buy that from you. It's
don't they?

Speaker 8 (03:09:31):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (03:09:35):
What do you? Does anybody know what you get paid?

Speaker 8 (03:09:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:09:39):
Well yeah, I've always wondered.

Speaker 2 (03:09:41):
What you.

Speaker 5 (03:09:45):
Know?

Speaker 8 (03:09:46):
It's a joy.

Speaker 1 (03:09:49):
Let me tell you this.

Speaker 6 (03:09:50):
You feel do you feel guilty taking that money?

Speaker 1 (03:09:52):
Is what I'm saying. Let me tell Let me tell
you this. Now there's a certain degree of who should
be paying here.

Speaker 8 (03:10:00):
How about this?

Speaker 1 (03:10:01):
Now you could walk into that same location. I've got
great news. I've got great news. Not only today. Can
you buy that? You can buy it off?

Speaker 5 (03:10:11):
What?

Speaker 1 (03:10:12):
Yeah, I'll say you the whole deal? What are you
after I passed?

Speaker 10 (03:10:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:10:18):
But let's faction.

Speaker 6 (03:10:19):
That wouldn't be a bad idea to know that you
that he lives on you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (03:10:28):
Now, Rick, I don't want to bring up I was
going to bring up I was going to bring up
a subject here after that. It's probably not a good
time to do it. But what about some of your parts?
It might not be fit? Yeah, yeah, I mean maybe

(03:10:49):
they're you know, they're war out or something. Let me
tell you this. No listen, I've got an idea. Maybe
you know, like your heart, maybe it's no listen, better day,
Listen to me.

Speaker 8 (03:10:59):
Listen to me.

Speaker 1 (03:11:00):
I'm ready for that question.

Speaker 4 (03:11:02):
If you go into kmart today, you will see a
blue light special, yes, or the bargain bend.

Speaker 1 (03:11:07):
You have a bargain bin.

Speaker 4 (03:11:08):
I here's some people weren't real healthy when they went,
so we'll give you a real you know, I know
I'm not in great help, So I'm a discount deal.
I tell you what you paid for old speed racer
ten grand Frish stuff. I'll give you mine for seven
you know, seven fifty.

Speaker 1 (03:11:20):
You know what I mean? Like that auction you just
you know seventy five hundred. Mine's got a lot of
mileage on it. Just like a car. You know, it's
all in what kind of shape you're in? No refund,
no exchange. And I appear to be overweight, but according
to my blood pressure, my heart is still a blue
you know, it's a blue chip. So that's still ten
grand seventy five. This then we got, we got eight
thousand dollars, we got come on, we got, Rick. What

(03:11:41):
I say is this is it's going on anyway. It's
going on anyway. People are getting paid off your organs
when you die, the hospital, the black market, everybody's getting paid.
Why can't you get paid why you're alive to give
your organs? Rick, That's a good question, good question, Rick,
And it work.

Speaker 6 (03:12:00):
You get more organs that way. Everybody benefits.

Speaker 5 (03:12:02):
They want to give mine up if I died, would
you know, say there's no program like that, which there isn't.

Speaker 2 (03:12:07):
One day there will be maybe yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:12:09):
What if he left it to your friends, like I'd
like to leave Mark Prater My well, look, let me
tell you this.

Speaker 4 (03:12:15):
I'll leave it to my friends, but not any well
locked friends, because I don't want to be sitting on
that table. And they go, you know, I really like
Calvin Lockbatter and I did rick anyway. I want to
see him hang on, he's cute or he's nicer. Yeah,
I don't want any of that, right. I want to
know when I'm on to slab, everybody's working all the
can to save me, and it's not, and it's not
and it's not.

Speaker 1 (03:12:36):
And if not, if the.

Speaker 4 (03:12:37):
Little blue eyed, blond haired kid in Wyoming, you know,
if he needs my organs and I go, I know
I got paid for it.

Speaker 3 (03:12:46):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba,