January 2, 2024 - Rick & Bubba Show - Rick and Bubba’s Greatest Hits

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
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Speaker 4 (00:18):
Six minutes past the hour, Welcome into the kickoff hour
and the best of Ricking Bubba's Show. We start this
hour with a request, as we have been doing, everything
you hear is been requested, and we've just been compiling
that list and uh playing it out.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
And I hope all of you had a.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
Very new uh New year, great New Year's celebration, very
safe New Year's Eve.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
And that's kind of where we're gonna start. Back in
the day. I put together a millennium mix of some
of the bigger moments in rick and Bubba history.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Uh, and so here it is, and enjoy on the
best of Ricking Bubba.

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Show Time, Lock Seal Destination Concerned teen thousand, eight, nineteen
nineteen nine, ninety eight, ninety ninety ninety five nineteen From morning.

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To Drap against the Freak Bird. You're sitting here. I
save us together. Children.

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Let's don't peak to ear. Just be calm right now,
will ease into the peak. There's a lot of memories
today that people are going to share.

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All right, folks, Rick Burgess coming to you live.

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We are headed out to the woods of the Talladega
National Forest. I guess I gonna say you couldn't really
call him woods.

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We're going to find the Rainbow Group.

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I have a sidekick with me today. That is our
staff engineer, Bill Bussy. Those of you that have never
heard Bill's accent, won't you give.

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Now good old Boy Theater Bill Bubba Bussy quotes from
Shakespearean plays because he's a dad gum culture general.

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Now sometimes we play a little variation of that called
Shakespeare Homebrows.

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Because we are pro fashion as money. Let's face it,
you've become a part of the show now.

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Stands back.

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balloon headed wonder.

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If it's been a while that you've had a Kate
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Those of you that don't know the news. The van
was an un car accident yesterday and she's gone.

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Let's launch Speedy Naked right front the button neck freaking mother,
freacking mother show on, ma'am. Just by the simple rules
of physics here we have to say you're having a
little girl.

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(08:08):
I love it.

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I don't want to get it.

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Five cities, three states in five days.

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We have three on the string.

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Fest nineteen ninety nine.

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It was incredible. Your word is satellite speedy. That sounds
so so horrifying.

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How about this?

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This is the crazy thing I've ever done.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
I am engaged and there he is my fiance. All right,
let's play a few city you get.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Stay in it, Rick and Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Twenty minutes past the hour. Welcome in to the kickoff hour.
I am speed of your host. I hope you're enjoying
the best of Rick and Bubba. Hope you had a
great New Year celebration and off and running now to
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Here we are hard to believe, but we are here.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
I'll be rolling out best of us until Monday, January sixth,
and that's when we'll.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Debut The Rick Burgess Show.

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And so that you can go to rickburgesshow dot com
for more information that is there for you and send
stuff out on social media as well.

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You can check out.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
But right now we continue to celebrate something that I've
been so honored to be a part of, and that's
the Rick and Bubba Show. Thirty one years of Rick
and Bubba history. It will never be done again, and
not like we did it. It's been an honor to
be a part of it. And we are playing best
of moments one after another, so let's jump right back

(10:11):
into it more best of moments. Take a listen, Speedy,
you just said that your oldest son is now, you know, teenage.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Here you go at thirteen.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
Now, so this whole thing about you been on the
radio goes from being something cool to being something embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
And it's happening with my my daughter. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:28):
And for some reason, the thing that I've been forbidden
to do by the younger ones is to dance.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Now, oh and so I, oh yeah, every chance I
get right.

Speaker 7 (10:36):
The best one is when I got out at a
stop lot in traffic and started dancing there.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
That's good. Yeah, I mean they claimed that they made
they were so short.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
You know.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
Caitlyn told me that I should never dance again. And
I told her, I said, I danced before you were
even born, and she said yeah, but I wouldn't hear then,
so and I go, well, that's a good point, but
she is, so she's getting very and I see, Caitlyn, I.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Said, it's still cool.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
I said, we have people come to the studio and
you know, we get pictures made with people sign autographs.
I said, you know, Daddy's still cool, and she just
shake her head, like, Dad, you're just off the page.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, they're mortified by and so yeah, they really are.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
I mean so much so that if Tyler even remotely
is talking to a girl, or is even if the
girls even in the room, he will he will not
let me come in when here because Daddy, You're gonna
embarrass me.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
This is the show and.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
Daddy's cool yet the girls before, Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Cleaning to the nine year old. He's only one to
still think that.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
I know, I know my eight and six, and that's
where it's at. Yeah, you know, but yesterday we're riding
and and Tyler again, you know Dad, you know, he
was very serious, and I'm talking about real serious, like
we were having a moment here, you know. It's talking
to Terry and I and he says, you know, you know, Dad,
you know, I'm trying to you know, get my walk right.

(11:59):
I'm praying lot and mass great son, and he goes,
I think I think God is telling me something, and
I'm like, really, I said, are you serious, son, I said, yes, sir,
I'm matter of fact. I mean, I'm seeing visions and
and it's just it's just so, I mean, every everywhere
I look, you know, I see this, and and he's

(12:20):
really talking to me about something and I want to
talk to you all about it.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
And he is like so serious, okay, shuffling you see.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
I know, I know, I kind of turned down the
radio and told everybody to be quiet, and I'm like, okay, Son,
let's let's let's talk. Let's talk. I mean, what's God
telling you? And he said, God's telling me that I
need a dirt bike. And I said, I said, I
said do what He said, Well, Dad, I mean I'm

(12:52):
seeing it my dreams, and he said, he said, everywhere
I look, there's a dirt bike. And I look over
here and there's a dirt bike. And I've been praying
about it and asking God if he really thinks I need.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
This, and he said he thought that was going to go.
He said, he.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Said, I I'm just telling you that. Thank God's telling
me I need a dirt bike.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
And and that's the same thing happened to Jeremiah.

Speaker 7 (13:19):
Right Well, I started thinking, you know, when I was
about thirteen, I started seeing visions all kinds of things,
but I don't think they were from God, you.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Know, No, no, no, they weren't.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
Uh. And therefore I looked, yeah, I know, once I
got the one of those visions have stayed with me.

Speaker 7 (13:34):
Yeah, once I got the truck back up on the road,
you thought you were about to her call the ministry. Yeah, right,
But he was serious. I mean, he thought he was.
Did he think he was? Was he just good at
trying to sell you on this? I think maybe that
was some of it. And I said, what was son?

Speaker 4 (13:51):
You know, that's you know, God probably doesn't give you
a vision that you need a dirt bot. Okay, well
he may have a dirt bike ministry. That that's true,
I said, I.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Don't think people that drive dirt mind dirt box did
to hear the word.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
And I told him, I said, I'll give you that.
Maybe maybe we'll go there, I said, but probably probably not,
you know, a vision that you need a dirt box.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
I mean.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
And of course then the you know, the the eight
and the five you know, which I hadn't named them yet,
but boy, they yeah, yeah, they had a vision too.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
You know, one of them had a vision.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
They needed a hot fudge Sunday, and like, no, you know,
we don't need a hot fudge Sunday.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
By the way, I noticed that the younger you go,
the more in the moment they are vision is right?

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Now? What about? Oh yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:33):
And if they don't, if you don't get it, then
that means nobody loves you, and you know we love you.
But once Tyler realized that that, you know, Terry and
I probably didn't think that's what God was was was
talking to him about, then it became I'm embarrassed, which
you know.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Don't talk about it on the show. And you're already doing.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
It right, you know, Daddy, all my friends listen and
I'll have to I'll have to leave school. So and
I'm like, well, God's giving me a vision, I need
to talk about.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
It, so speedy, are you trying to say that you
you told Tyler in the way that only a father
could that maybe this was not y'ah weegh talking to
It was y'all mahaw the prophet Robbie Canevel, Right, But
God love his heart.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
I know, I know, I mean, well.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
But you know what I understand what he's saying. I
got it because once you get locked onto something and
it's in your mind, you see it everywhere. Like if
you're thinking about a particular kind of car or truck,
you see them everywhere.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah, yeah, everywhere you go. Yeah it was.

Speaker 7 (15:40):
And I told this years ago when the oldest were
now the age of your smallest, speedy and even younger
than my youngest now. But and I had you never know,
you have those moments you start turning, you should turn
the radio down, and this is that's a big parenting
moment coming on. And that was when my oldest daughter
asked about Salvation the first time, and I thought, oh baby,

(16:01):
So I get everything down and we talked, and we
talk and we talk, and looking out the window is
her younger brother, which is now the nights to year
old boomer. He was about seven, and he's looking out
the window like that, and all of a sudden he goes, hey, Dad,
I said, here we go.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Here's the other one.

Speaker 7 (16:15):
Yes, son, I want to ask you about something, okay,
I mean we just had to talk about Salvation his
sister and he's looking he says, monkeys are their hands feet?
Just like do they have four hands or four feet?

Speaker 5 (16:30):
And I was like, okay, not quite there yet, no,
but right, but you know those all feet or can
I say can I say that?

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Can I say? This a pretty good question, it's a
great question. It is. I didn't expect it. Right then
I have to follow up, right, I thought, so?

Speaker 7 (16:47):
Yeah, I mean there's those moments when you thought you thought,
this is one of my goodness, my thirteen year old
had just said his first called ministry.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
I thought, so, I really did.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
I thought, hey, this is going to be a moment
because you know, I mean he's at thirteen.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
You go through a lot.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
I mean you've been there with whoo and man I'm
talking about and you know, you've got a lot of
challenges that it's there, and a lot of growing up
to do, and sometimes you got to do it on
your own, you know, you know what, and think about
how our parents feel.

Speaker 7 (17:13):
I mean, we started going through all this, hey get
ready at thirteen and we're still there were forty five.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
I know, we're stuck from that thirteen.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
You don't know how long that runs go last I know,
little for us, right probably before you're going in you know.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah, but I told Tyler and we did it with
our prayers last night.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
We'll pray about a dirt back ministry. I mean, we
count this.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Yeah, I don't think you should just throw it away
cause you don't see.

Speaker 7 (17:36):
The vision, that's right. I mean you need to pray
that God get y'all in sync on this.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
He said, damn, seeing it in my dreams and I'm
riding one.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
I'm really And what I love is you said everywhere
I have been there for that, by the way, he said.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Everywhere I look I see one. I'm like, really, and he.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
Appreciates you telling it before eight is opposed to have
I got to tell you right now, his day at school. Yeah, well,
you know, like you said, Red, maybe there's something there.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
I just didn't. I didn't as a parent really see that.
But I bet you're not the first one whose kids
had that call. No, no, not at all to grieve
it back live now and oh it brings me.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
He's a grown man married with a four year old.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Just let y'all know, if y'all feel old like I do,
that was when he was thirteen and he's twenty eight now.
But go ahead, all right, we'll take a break. We'll
be right back. Just some big moments of ricking Bubba
history that we are rolling through all requested stuff. Another
classic coming up with the.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Theme of Betty's desk. You don't want to miss it.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
Hey, Rick Here from the Rick and Bubba Show. Hope
you're enjoying some of the best moments in Rick and
Bubba history. But don't forget January the sixth. Right here,
a new era begins with the Rick Burgess Show. Speedy,
Greg and Adler will be joining me for a whole
new adventure January the sixth. Don't you dare miss it?
Line six. Betty from Pelham.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Has a comment. You want to go to Betty first,
Let's see what Betty? Hey, Honey, Hi, how are you dear? Hey?

Speaker 5 (19:41):
Betty?

Speaker 19 (19:42):
I was just calling to leave a message for Bill.
I've accidentally put about half of a bottle of bleach
in with his new bright yellow the Walt shirt.

Speaker 20 (19:52):
I don't know what happened, so it's a beautiful white
to watch see.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
All I'm trying to do is make a situation right
problem solving, and I playing for Betty. You did you
hear the whole recap of the.

Speaker 19 (20:05):
Story, Well, I heard most of it, you know. Between
going to the potty with Hunter and all that we
had to miss a little bit.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
But what what what do you got to say for
yourself today?

Speaker 19 (20:15):
I told Bill.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
What I don't think.

Speaker 20 (20:19):
Wait a minute, you told Bill the desk would be fat?

Speaker 19 (20:22):
I told him that last night. Okay, I do not
call mister Aaron or whatever you know Aaron?

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Oh bet anyway, Betty, do you want a white desk?

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Would go nab.

Speaker 19 (20:35):
I am going to the unbanished furnisher store myself and
getting my desk today.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Boy, is it because of your childhood?

Speaker 21 (20:43):
Well?

Speaker 19 (20:43):
I don't think so. It's because I want to desk,
you know what I mean. That's that's the bottom line.

Speaker 20 (20:49):
You don't think it's anything from your honey, I.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Just won't say. I'm sorry for being insensitive to your
your needs and your wants on your desk. And I'm
sorry I rushed your Uh Saturday, I thought, did you
fell a little rush?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Better?

Speaker 16 (21:02):
Man?

Speaker 19 (21:03):
You know how men are? I guess you know because
you are one?

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 19 (21:06):
You run in a store, it's like we're going to
get a desk. We run in and we see the
first it's like a tag team or that we're rushing
to get the first thing.

Speaker 22 (21:14):
Okay, this is it.

Speaker 19 (21:15):
How do we need to pay for it? Okay, here
we go, let's go.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Did you do that, bill Boba? We went to two places.

Speaker 19 (21:22):
It did not help that it was one hundred and
fifty degrees.

Speaker 20 (21:25):
But Betty, but Betty, did you ever say, no, I
don't three, I want a white one with gold knobs?

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Did you ever say that?

Speaker 19 (21:34):
I kept referring back, Well, I would like to have
a lighter one, you know, oh this right. Look, you
know we're rubbing it in all this like a new
corvette or something, you.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Know, And you want him to know what you wanted.

Speaker 19 (21:47):
Well, I told him what I wanted. I thought you
know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
So you did every you did.

Speaker 19 (21:52):
Tell pledgehammer and you know, slammed it or anything. But
I thought the point got a I'm going.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
To be like a lawyer.

Speaker 20 (21:57):
Did you or did you not ever say I want
a white desk with gold knobs.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
I don't want that. You assumed he knew that. You
thought he knew that, Betty. He's not on trial here.

Speaker 9 (22:09):
It's me.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
It's problem I'm.

Speaker 20 (22:11):
Trying to put I'm trying to put a little bit
of the blame on Betty because she didn't communicate with you.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
That'll just double back around. There's no need there, Mickey, don't.
Let's save a stamp and put it all on. You're
not trying to try to help somebody up on the
house and end up dropping him in the ark.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Betty, you got it where you won't.

Speaker 20 (22:30):
You might go ahead and get that matching chair too,
because you got him right where you want it.

Speaker 22 (22:34):
Well.

Speaker 19 (22:34):
I told him on the way home. I said, now
I'm going to need one of your chairs out of
the basement. Oh man, he just said, well, no, I
don't think so. I got him there for a reason.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
You didn't.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Oh see, I'm staying uh huh, sharing my chair. There's
no need to move on so it didn't have a
chair with it.

Speaker 19 (22:52):
I know it's a brown box with rowers. They don't
come with chairs.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
I told you a brown box.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
He's trying to He's trying to bring that tramp in
your house.

Speaker 19 (23:04):
We get to the unfinished furniture place, though, and Bill's like, well,
what kind of wood is this? You know, asking them
all that, and then we go to the next place
and we.

Speaker 17 (23:10):
Buy a press wood.

Speaker 16 (23:13):
I'm like, what was you asking?

Speaker 19 (23:14):
What kind of wood was The other I'm like, what
were you so worried.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
About it when you realize the unfinished one still costs more?
You still sure it does? Sure it does?

Speaker 9 (23:23):
Bill?

Speaker 19 (23:24):
Did there really would, cause.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
There really would? Now? But this and this is gonna
go in a closet.

Speaker 19 (23:32):
Well I know that, but people go in that closet
and the door stays open half the time, you know
what I mean, son, And we could.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
Move it out, but I'm gonna change your name from
problem solve or to.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
No when.

Speaker 19 (23:46):
Well does not have to bring flowers though, I mean
that's not necessary.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Well, they look nice on that new table at diningroom
table that you don't want to.

Speaker 20 (23:52):
Mess nice on that white dassues gonna guy, Well, well
are you gonna get.

Speaker 19 (23:57):
You Betty with you know?

Speaker 23 (23:59):
And on no one?

Speaker 19 (24:00):
Bill with a bleached wal shirt.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Betty, I appreciate you chiming in today.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
And actually I'm sorry I rushed you on your desk.
And we'll go and disk shop again and get whatever
you want.

Speaker 19 (24:13):
I will find my.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Own desk for the lady just called.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
I thought I was trying, and you see what response
I got here right now, Look, I have turned the jets.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
I have said, let's stand down. And I'm not getting
any response from the other side. You're saying, Betty, I
admit I I was wrong. Let's let's let's rectify. I'm
admitting apparently I was wrong. Yes, and I'm just trying
to make everybody half.

Speaker 20 (24:38):
This is not about this desk.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
No, it's not, Betty.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
I wish you to that point where you you know,
you keep poking, sticking the bear, and the bear will
lose interest in making everybody happy.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Bear, the daddy line will finally go out.

Speaker 20 (24:52):
You'll slap the honey out of your hands.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
Well, Betty, I I just I just want you to
get what you want, you know, and I want you
to be happy.

Speaker 9 (24:59):
Betty.

Speaker 20 (24:59):
If Bill's not able to get you what you want,
I'll come and get it for you. Well, thanks, I'll
pay you for it and bring you flowers to Betty.
I'm gonna make a white desk with gold knobs today
on the day I'm gonna handmake one.

Speaker 19 (25:13):
Well, I think I'll go buy me some porch paint
and just go ahead and have that one delivered. Yeah,
that was a good one.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Thank you, Betty, and all gold leaf the knobs.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Betty, you're a blessed woman. You got to find husband here.

Speaker 19 (25:27):
I know it well. Like I said yesterday, Mickey, did
I not say this after church was over yesterday? I said,
on the grand scheme of things, the desk does not matter.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
That's right that I did say that. Did you say that? Well,
we were studying.

Speaker 19 (25:43):
When you when you start raising, who cares about today?

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Mersus? The battle of arm again? But it doesn't matter.

Speaker 17 (25:51):
I don't.

Speaker 20 (25:52):
I don't think desk is mentioned once in the Bible.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Try try.

Speaker 19 (25:56):
If Jesus came back today, he wouldn't say, hey, let
me see your death. She would not care.

Speaker 17 (26:03):
I'm not worried about it.

Speaker 19 (26:05):
I'll find my own desk. I'm not worried about it.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Thank you. I'll take you shopping. Thank you, Betty.

Speaker 19 (26:12):
I'm going to put some more bleach in the water.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
But to me, Betty has always done a phenomenal job
of on the air really putting us all at ease.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
I didn't. I didn't happen that time. I didn't. I
didn't feel as at ease. I saw her trying, But
that's probably a reason for that. There is no ease there.

Speaker 7 (26:34):
The revelation line was hilarious, everybody, I all got a
big charge out of that that was a really a
good one. But unfortunately, unless something changes real quick, if
Jesus doesn't come back in the next hour or something,
you have to deal with this.

Speaker 20 (26:45):
You know, you better pray for rapture for Aaron's closes,
bringing mother.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Bub Tas to grieve it.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Please recking bub.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Bubba Classic and thank you so much for that request.
On the Best of Rick and Bubba's show. As always,
we do appreciate you as we wrap up thirty one
years of Rick and Bubba and it has been an
honor to be a part of it. And we are
still playing request after requests, so don't go anywhere. Each

(27:25):
segment has another request of best of memories, and it's
great hearing all the stories from all of you on
how you started listening, or a big moment in Rick
and Bubba history that you would love to hear again,
or maybe just one of your favorites that you like. Hey,
don't care how many times I hear it, Please play
it again. And so that's kind of what we're doing.
We're rolling through them one by one and we thank

(27:46):
you for being with us. All Right, we'll take a break,
We'll be right back. I'll be rolling out best of
till January the sixth, and then we'll debut the Rick and.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Bubba Show of the Rick Burgess Show.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Wrapping up the Rick and Bubba Show on Friday, then
we'll have the weekend show, and then on Monday, a
Rick Burgess Show debut happens, we'll.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Be right aback.

Speaker 7 (28:16):
That went last night, Bubba to see James Taylor at
Oak Mountain Amphitheater.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Uh, it was.

Speaker 7 (28:20):
It was kind of funny from me and hard working
Poe climbing, blue collar Greg Burgess to be at James
Taylor concert with our wives.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
It looked a.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
Little you know, because the thing about it I enjoy
I enjoyed James Taylor. Don't misunderstand me, but you gotta
admit it's a little different feel like say fat fist right.
Oh yeah, it wasn't the same as that's going to kiss.
There was a little different field. Yeah, you're not gonna
see a lot of pyro James Tayler. No, he didn't
mean just you know overall, it's possible, but it ain't

(28:47):
a lot. I got there and they had the barricade up,
and I thought, why yeah, because I.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Mean it didn't like somebody's gonna charge the state.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
Now, I mean James Taylor. You don't charge James no
yearsually what you do at James Taylor, love you, Jane,
you don't hear acknowledge it.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Thank you very month. I appreciate that. Thank you. And
then and what I love is the guy.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
There's always the guy in the audience that doesn't know
the name of the song and keeps shouting out the
wrong name.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
I go after every song, poor and rain do porn rain,
you know?

Speaker 5 (29:14):
And then of course I have to go that's fire
and Ring, Buddy, Fire and Ring, James porn.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Right, Rick, you're not telling me they're drunks at James Taylor.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Oh sure, it's very laid back drunk though, and the
great and the and the great I equate that to
the people you see drunk at the circus. Yeah, well
that's it. Well, let me tell you what's great about
it was high if you're drunk.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Yeah, you see exactly it. Look where her foot is
and what you're talking about is it? Let me tell you.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Let me tell you what's great about drunks who are
drunk drunk at the circus. You're all over it, because
the great thing about drunk at the Circus, and like
a James Taylor type concert is you know, the bad thing.
If you're drunk it Kiss, nobody can hear you, right,
But if you're drunk at James Taylor or at the Circus,
everybody can hear you.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
You're getting what you want, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Cause if you're if you're drunk at Kiss, you're so
scared by all the fireworks and people flying out of
the roof, you don't take your eyes off anything, you
know what, you really pay attention.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
The best lined one one Drug had.

Speaker 7 (30:18):
That was a good one because he did a couple
of songs from a new album. He goes, yeah, you know,
because James Taylor is so laid back that he gets
you laid back.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (30:25):
He's sitting there and he goes, yeah, I've been and
he fiddles with his guitar. There's none of this like
into one song into another, he'll stop, he'll move it,
you know, like that.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
He goes, you know, I was been working on this
this new album or and here's let me let me
play this for you.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
And so he playing there and also he's set up
there and get ready he goes finish that album.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
James and you know what he goes, he goes. You know,
it's strange.

Speaker 7 (30:49):
I had other people say the same thing to you
know what, I thought, you think he's not a handle
for the record company? James, could you please, for the
love of God, could you ever please get us that say.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
That's something we can sell. We have salaries to pay
up in the mountains in your cabin. Could you send
us something?

Speaker 7 (31:09):
And then you know, he said, he said, I keep thinking,
you know, I mean, what's the hurd and you know.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
And then you're then you start believing it. What is
the hurry on? The drunk goes, that's ry?

Speaker 24 (31:19):
What's the hurry?

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Yeah, I because cause in that environment they can talk
with you. It's so quiet, it's so rain, you know.
And then I watched him when he finally sang it.
Did it ever dawn on the guy that he had
it wrong?

Speaker 3 (31:33):
But it didn't. He still going and pouring rain. And
I've seen Son, you like at you and you're.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Going, we don't have to worry about anybody stand up,
going throw up some metal, James, Well.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Of course it's here.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Well I And then of course then I got into it,
you know what I mean, because I thought this is
this is too quite a venue and I'm too loud.
This is great for me, you know something, so like
I became, you know, if I became the great, and
of course until Sherry called me, but it was like
he would introduce some guy in the band, you know,
and then on the saxophone, here, put your hands together
for Lou boy Lou, you know, and I do that,

(32:07):
you know, and look and Lou and Lou would acknowledge me,
you know, because I was on, like that's what you're loud?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Yeah, wouldn't it very loud?

Speaker 5 (32:15):
I was louder than the drum. Wouldn't people worth handing
me requests?

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Shower the people?

Speaker 5 (32:22):
James raight now, James will go on.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
I had to. I had to bet on James. It
got it, got a you know, James, James, Jesus. Are
you saying he has a dance mixed versions?

Speaker 5 (32:34):
Well, it's the version, you know. But when you're a guy,
any of the there's so many of any of these.
I've got a guitar, I've got songs that all of
you know, and all of us can sing. Any of
these guys, you buffets, you James, they can go on forever.
They got a million songs, I mean a million, and
you know you keep.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Thinking, you think, yeah, he's done.

Speaker 5 (32:51):
I can't think of anything else you could do in Austin,
johsuperg you know, and he's going, dang this traffic jams you.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Ad about that one? Yeah, you know. But it's like
I had to leave James. I mean, James started it like.

Speaker 5 (33:01):
And by the way, let me can I talk to
I don't know, and I've heard Nashville is the same
way and in some of the other places.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
What is this new thing of the concert starts at eight?
We all get there at eight? When did this start?
You know?

Speaker 5 (33:12):
I mean we leave because we had to do the
chat and I said, well, I'm gonna be a little
late getting over.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
I told my brother.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
I said, but we'll just come on in. And I
told you, I said, we'll just drive right up. You
know whose fault it is.

Speaker 7 (33:21):
And because we had the parking past. And by the way,
the VIP thing again, it's happened again. The Vision Land
thing has happened again.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
Let me tell everybody over there at there ain't that
many VIPs, okay. I mean I mean that you think
you have this parking pass, you get there and they go,
there's no open room.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
I said, what you mean?

Speaker 7 (33:36):
They said, oh, well, we'll sell these parking spaces for
twenty dollars a popsit can park inside here, And I.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Go, what good's my past?

Speaker 5 (33:41):
You know? I thought I was special. I thought I
got a special passes. Saw person right, I'm shut out.
I might here at cock of the wall.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
What am I doing?

Speaker 5 (33:49):
This is not a special parking place. I'm walking through
the woods. This isn't special, Rick. Our whole timing in
our society is going to pot. And it's not just concerts.
But I think you see it more in the concert crowd.
It's more evident what's coming. And you know who I blame.
I mean, it's it's very simple. It's our Latino brothers
insist it is. They ain't never been on time, and

(34:10):
they're influence in our society, many of them. Now, all
is this problem that here, Bubby, you're all over? I mean,
miss Suko, our Spanish teacher would tell and this ain't.
This ain't a damn thing on on our Latino brothers.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
They just call it's fact. They go, oh, we ain't
getting in a hurry. Yeah, who can bubba? This? This
is no listen, and she.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
Told us when we they were playing Proud of It
a trip to Spain and they said, said, here's our tenerary.
The times mean nothing, they said. Our culture is you
just show up whenever you get there. But you realize
this is this is an entire, entire group of people
that and their culture is let's take it two hour now, yeah, right.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
In the middle of the day.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
And I'm gonna tell you that's something everybody does. Take yeah,
and see, to me, that's something we want to embrace.
But what but what I'm talking about, you take you
take the nachos. Okay, we like that, and we can't
get anywhere on time. I'll say this, our culture has
been take the influence of the of our our Latin
brothers and sisters up Skinning's up. We've had stories on that. Yeah,

(35:10):
how they have influenced our culture.

Speaker 7 (35:11):
Now take that and combine it with laid back James
Taylor people.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Oh my goodness, nobody was there. We say, wonder anybody
showed up it all. Look it got it was packed
like it was packed and I don't get it was
packed by eight forty yeah you know, but but it's
like everybody said, yeah, what times it started a what tame?

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Don't get there all about three two? What were you
screaming to James as you were leaving? Since you were
the line, did you.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Have to get up and leave during the song? Yes,
I I damn this traffic jam was?

Speaker 3 (35:34):
That was it for me?

Speaker 5 (35:35):
It was it was at that point ten forty. I
was saying, you know, James, what could we.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Have heard from the crowd? No idea? And he finished
like at I said, James, good show, I'm out. Could
you tell you were killing it? You're wrapping up, James, James,
some of us got to get up. You're killing us.
I've got to leave that uncomfortable. I missed one of
your songs, feeling sweet baby James, as I walked to
the car. Please I can hear.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
It from the parking lot, and he hears me Nodger's
let's do that truth yea, seriously, it's that what.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Every now and then?

Speaker 5 (36:09):
You know when he does the you know whatever you
whenever I see your smiling face, then we get up
and we'd all do this one.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
But then it wasn't.

Speaker 5 (36:16):
But about twenty percent about this, nobody did did the
taboo hey house Carly?

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Did they no, no, no, was there any dancing in
the aisles from I mean.

Speaker 7 (36:26):
Well, what I love too is it's always when he
did finally did what my friend was calling pouring rain,
when he finally hit them, when he finally did firing rain,
people thought they could all get down there and sit around,
and a lot of people had like huge step out,
told their woman.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
I'm taking you down front for this one because it's
so like that.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
You think you think, listen, you think it's possible that
James would say come on up and you would sit
there by him.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Why he's saying it?

Speaker 7 (36:50):
So they all go down and security like calls them
and the guys have them looks on the face like,
you know, couse the woman's now look at them and
see you drug me on my seat.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
We're cold now we're missing the son. As they escort
us back, let's all go sit closer and it's not
a roar up to the stage, just a calm walk down,
sit on.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
The steps, you know, and then I'll security goes you can't,
you can't.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
It's Budd completely bald down with the hoshe I did
I saw Bud Kitchens get called Budd, did you step out?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
And tell everybody you can bring them down front that
sit you kill men. I gotta baby sit out.

Speaker 25 (37:23):
Out, Rick, thank you all for that request on the
best of Ricky Bush.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
It's a good one.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
All right, we'll take a break, we'll start a brand
new hour together. Got lots of best of moments, so
don't go anywhere. And we thank you as always for
all the requests coming in uh through email or phone calls,
text messages, you name it. We appreciate y'all's help and
organizing and producing these best ofs because it's all requested stuff.

(37:59):
As we host the Best of Rick and Bubba's show
up until Monday, January the sixth, and then we'll debut
The Rick Burgess Show. You can go to Rickburgessshow dot
com for more information. Right now celebrating thirty one years
of Rick and Bubba history and honor to have been
a part of it. And thank y'all for all of
the correspondence on what it's meant to you as well.

(38:19):
But excited about what's coming to in twenty twenty five.
It starts Monday with the Rick Burgess Show. We'll be
right back.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Ricking Bubba, Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Wreck, Ricking bubacking Bubba tis to grieve it please breaking
bub Bubba ooh, it brings me to my knees and
bull I gainst don enough.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
Thank you so much for tuning in to the best
of Rick and Bubba Show.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
I'm your host, Speedy. We thank you so much for
being with us.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
Let's start this hour as we always do with our
national anthem s, seven minutes a most eight minutes past

(40:28):
the hour, and you are listening to the best of
Rick and Bubba's show.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
Thank you so much for being with us today. I'm
your host, Speedy.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
As I mentioned, if you're just joining us, what we're
doing is rolling out best of moments, kind of like
you request music, but it's best of moments of thirty
one years of Rick and Bubba history, which is awesome
to have been a part of and just such an honor,
and thank you all so much. Ever since the Big
Year Ender and even before then, but especially then, from

(40:55):
now then till now, it's just been great hearing from
all of you, hearing these more moments that bring back
memories of Rick and Bubba history. And so that's kind
of what we're doing, uh, and you can just sit
back and enjoyed. As we roll back through Rick and
Bubba history, as we debut The Rick Burgess Show on Monday,

(41:15):
January sixth. That's coming quickly, and that'll be Monday starting
at five am Central time live. It'll be Rick myself,
Greg and Rick myself, Greg and Adler and it'll be
five to ten live Central Time, and that is in
the morning, of course, and then it'll be played at
different times throughout the affiliates and streaming and all that,

(41:38):
but that's when you can catch it live. All right,
here's a requested stuff. Let's start with this one. With
this one and old Gary take a listen, talk another
minute the kind of hang out and then everybody raise
your hand. Who wants stirkey coffee? So let us stop mosk.
Didn't you know you still to stay rector he did?

Speaker 3 (42:00):
He ordered?

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (42:01):
Matter of fact, there's a plaque that marks the spot
that does Now what what what's going on you with
what you were saying that you had some sort of
experience she was gonna share with us or something.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
I know you love to cook.

Speaker 11 (42:12):
Yeah, you know, I'm kind I kind of uh, you know,
kind of step off in you know, the culinary arts
and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
You know, he just love to cook.

Speaker 26 (42:21):
I do love to man, can make some pies, yeah, walking,
I don't wonder where they're at, must have forgot how
but yeah, but mostly kind of traditional.

Speaker 11 (42:32):
Are you likely to salad then? Yeah, I kind of
stay traditional. But I wanted to try something, and you know,
a lot of more buddies said, man, you order to
try this sometime. So I was down at my shop working.
I was making a turkey'll and I kind of got
hungry this after lunch, I said, well, I'm gonna I'm
gonna try to run grocery store and get something, you know,
put it on while I'm working on turkey costs. Well,

(42:54):
I went to the store and I saw what guys
was wanting me to to buy and try to feed,
you know. So I bought me a pack of it,
brought it home, got on the internet and tried to
figure out, you know, watching YouTube, try to fix it,
what to put in it, and everything's going good. I
put it in the bowlder, you know, water, and put

(43:15):
all my ingredients, you know, spices and onions and spices, yeah, boiler.
So I went back down to the shop to finish
up some turkey calls, turkey cars, are you going to
say this? Do you don't make no, I'm sorry, I'm
I'm just practicing, all right. Well, about thirty minutes, I said,
well I better go check on how many minutes? About

(43:36):
thirty minutes? You know, I just had them on low summer,
you know, And I opened the front door to go
in sign and I started hollering at the dogs.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
I said, one of y'all has do do and even
flooring like go wow garry.

Speaker 11 (43:54):
And I went to the back over and let them out,
and I went to looking.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
As you thought somebody left something. Oh, yeah, I thought
they'd left something big. Yeah, got on to them. So
I went over there. What it was?

Speaker 11 (44:06):
I was trying to cook and I didn't know this,
but you put chitlings on. Oh I opened the lid
of that thing. Hey, I lost hearing in my left eye.
It was bad. I'm telling you, it was bad. And hey,
I had to apologize. I had to apologize to my dog.

(44:32):
You got to say I'm sorry. Oh yeah, I tried
my best, good not you know. I cooked them another
hour or two and they said they was already fully cooked. Yeah,
but the smell in that house. I had to open
the doors really there's no way. I held my nose
and just tried to take a little bit of it.

(44:54):
And you know if you hold your nose and swallow,
you know it's not your ears up.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (45:00):
Uh, there's no way that I could put that in
my mouth.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
I just couldn't. It just wouldn't go where theyre, Gary,
Are you sure were they? Did you get the right?
One Day's house said they was hand cleaned, so.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
They gotta be. They gotta be stumped cleaned and creek water.

Speaker 11 (45:20):
Well, I know my you know, my grandma lung grandpa.
They used to slam them against the fence posts, you know,
corn stuff out of them.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Oh my goodness about you won't have to wear about
me cooking. No way, I ain't no way. But you
have to pass over a lot of other dishes to
get to that, right. What made you go with Chitling's no,
I tell you.

Speaker 11 (45:39):
And I even got in the garbage can and dug
out the package. I thought that so missacle butt hoost, But.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
I wasn't ready. What for them going to pound? I
don't know, but there's expensive.

Speaker 7 (46:02):
Yeah, but that was my first thought was that were
they not stumping, slung and clean?

Speaker 3 (46:08):
But you said they said they were they was.

Speaker 11 (46:11):
You know, I's raided. Not check that package. I said,
they something clean.

Speaker 17 (46:15):
But this.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
I feel bad for the dogs. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (46:19):
Well, you know I had to call him and talk
real sweet to him. You know, they thought I was
mad at him.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
But sorry about that little shit she got was on me.

Speaker 11 (46:28):
Yeah, Bella, she she usually runs and hide when she
had to tear something up or something.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
What what did you do with them? Well?

Speaker 11 (46:36):
I went ahead and finished them and I put them in.
Uh I put them in one of them. Uh a
little plastic like a tupple ware thing.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
One you didn't never want to keep again.

Speaker 11 (46:47):
Yeah, yeah, disposed on and uh I made sure I
put it in my truck and I went down you
know the town. That guy that's been working for me,
old Wilbert. You know I took a boat right. Oh yeah,
he loves anything he want. Telling man I needed. So
it was Albert that told you to fish. Huh So,
uh I give him Albert and uh, well, I said,

(47:10):
now don't open he's in the truck. I said, did
he did he indicate you had cooked him?

Speaker 15 (47:18):
No?

Speaker 3 (47:19):
The way he told into them gotta be kidding me.
I thought something's wrong with.

Speaker 11 (47:25):
Him no, well, I don't know. Somebody eat that right there?
They eat anything? I might not order said that? But
which party?

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Where we're going? What is reading them? Anybody Herebody ate chitlings?

Speaker 11 (47:43):
I haven't the problem names not Chitling's there, chitterling, chitterling. Yeah,
but you know chip, I just say chittlings, chitling. I
cooked the chitlings out of them now.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
But I smelled something cooked in a pressure cooker one time.
But they were cooking him on the back porch because
the smell.

Speaker 11 (48:02):
Yeah, they're ready to do that. But I'm telling you,
I couldn't even put it, you know, I couldn't even.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Why would Why would we cook and eat something that
tastes so bad or smell so bad?

Speaker 3 (48:11):
I don't know. And you said it didn't even taste good, right, well,
I don't know. I couldn't even get it in my mind.

Speaker 11 (48:15):
Oh try yeah, holding his nose, Oh, I was look
that Jim Carrey on that movie, you know, yeah, I just.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Movie that movie.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Yeah. I could smell it and hold him my nose.
Oh yeah, messed your whole was this like Mitchell or
you are? This is at my house?

Speaker 1 (48:40):
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Speaker 3 (48:53):
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It happened over the weekend. It was a Sunday afternoon.
I was chilling around the house and and I started

(49:16):
getting this hankering. And I guess I should have kept
myself busy. I should have gone and done something. But
I was just kind of hanging out.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
You know. That's when trouble finally. And uh, I mean,
idle mind is a playground for the double.

Speaker 7 (49:28):
I was just keep I was just keeping around, and
it all started like I could hear the echo in
the back of my mind of the sound of a
woman who works at a restaurant that has a hoarse
voice like she's been smoking for thirty plus years. And
I ant, Martha, there's not a there's not a waitress
in the place under sixty, not one, and and and

(49:51):
I can just hear her voice saying to me on
the phone.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Okay, sugar. Is that what you want? How many other
do you need? We got that, baby, Yeah, we got that?
Uh huh.

Speaker 7 (50:00):
And I thought, that's the voice I want to hear
on the phone. That that's that's the that's the curb
side I want because I know that that voice is
always a director to delicious food.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
And she's gonna make sure it's right. She gonna she's
gonna pop that whip like everybody do.

Speaker 7 (50:20):
It right before I knew it like an addict. I
was on the phone and she answered, as I thought, hey,
so and so, hey, uh, do y'all have golden brown
fried chicken?

Speaker 13 (50:32):
Well?

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Yeah, but maybe we got golden brown fried chicken? Share
how much you want? I want a lot of it?
Do you have fried over? Well, of course we do, baby,
we got fried over?

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Money? How much you need? How many people gonna be
eating me? I'm hungry, I'll be eating very hungry. Do
y'all have creamed corn? Well?

Speaker 5 (50:51):
Yeah, of course we got cream corn? Can you just
read off everything? You have to read it all?

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Well? I mean, will you have some fried chicken? Sold? Fried? Okrah? Sold?
You want some cream corn with that?

Speaker 5 (51:04):
Baby?

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Yes? Wow?

Speaker 7 (51:07):
So then I just start ordering all kinds of delicious
food from the sixty plus year old waitress with the
horse voice. Which that's that's the voice that gets you
to this kind of food. And so nobody knows what
I'm doing. And so Sherry is in her office and
working on something. And so, then.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Are you whisperinging the other room on the phone? I am, yeah,
that sounds good, man. It's jaking from State Farm Ault
the chicken extra crispy. That sounds real good.

Speaker 7 (51:39):
And so and so then uh so then we're talking
so and I know that none of none of that,
none of this I need to have, none of it.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
I need to have.

Speaker 7 (51:53):
And so Sherry says, what are we going to do
for dinner? I said, oh, I've already handled it. Okay,
you're going to get us something? I sure, am, okay,
what are you getting? Oh y'all it's gonna be y'all
gonna love it. It's gonna be good, real good.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
So I come in with the with the bags, and
she said, well, what what did you get us?

Speaker 3 (52:13):
And uh?

Speaker 5 (52:14):
I said, let me tell you one thing. You don't
have the salad. You ain't got that. And there ain't
nothing grilled in here. Everything in here I said, you
see that, You said that I might having good food
like that. I don't want a salad because I don't
want to take up any room. Yeah, I said, you
see out waxed paper. You know what that is on it?

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Grease?

Speaker 13 (52:31):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
So I pull open the first thing of fried chicken
and it's a half a chicken. And she said, oh, okay,
so we're gonna we're gonna share this. I said, no,
that's mine. I have a golden brown fried half chicken,
all white and.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
So Rick, you have a half chicken in a bag.

Speaker 12 (52:49):
Yep, golden brown half a chicken with with let me
tell you something with fried ochre and green corn.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
And oh, this is my favorite thing.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
It's a really good cream corn, not just we cut
it off the cob and put it in there with
what it's got, Like I like yellow creamy stuff that
you don't even know what it is, but it's good.
It's like your corn is floating in a pond of
cream and off the cob, a watered up there.

Speaker 7 (53:17):
And now this won't be anything for you, bubby, but
it will be for some of us that love country eating.
But I know this in your thing, So I say,
tour on the phone. Y'all got any peas today?

Speaker 5 (53:25):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Baby, we got field page, we got butter pegs. I
like good field pas. And I said, dobout beans.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
I said, do you? I said, do you have to do?
I have to pick one another? Well, what's when you want?

Speaker 27 (53:34):
Baby?

Speaker 3 (53:35):
You want your buttery paste, you want you phil paste.
I'll have both.

Speaker 5 (53:38):
Oh I'm grown, So I got both because I'm grown.
And it's how many bags were you carrying? I came
in with bags. I had bags of fun. It was
just a bunch of fun.

Speaker 16 (53:49):
Back.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
I got what I was in it. I forgot what
I And let me tell you something like like like
the like the like the drug addict that has returned
to the fix. I start to tearing into that food,
and it was like I didn't know who I was
at one time. I looked and I left my body
and I floated next to my body and was excited

(54:10):
for my body.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Rick, the first the first bite when you went into
that chicken and you had that crunch and that juice
and then the white meat of the chicken. I mean,
how good did that? How good was that? This is
this is a quote from Dinner from my wife. Are
you crying.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
We know that ain't right.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
And I said, no, maybe that's just a It's just
I think I got some grease in my arm. And
I said from the from the ochre that I'm eating
with my hands.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Who needs a fork? Just reaching get? I like good?

Speaker 5 (54:43):
Over and then and then I finished it all up
and it was so very good, so good. What what
did the aftermath look like? Sherry said to me. She said,
it looks like I'm starving. That dogs got in here
and and and and went to eating on our table
and just strode flakes of chicken, and just I went,
I went, that's what I'm picturing.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
I went absolutely crazy.

Speaker 7 (55:04):
And so when it was over, then then eater's regret
begins to come in because you have your good moment.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
And then and then so.

Speaker 7 (55:12):
It gets you know, a few hours later, it's time
to go to bed, and you think to yourself, even
Caldrian can't fix that.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
I mean, I pick up the bottle of Caldra and
it just shrugs its shoulders. We ain't got there enough
metabolism in this jar, okay, Because you start running your
mind what.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Could have possibly been the calory account?

Speaker 7 (55:33):
And and so uh so I go to sleep, and
I start feeling that, you know, like you can't get cool,
you know what I.

Speaker 12 (55:39):
Mean, It's like something laying on it.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
I'm like, I'm sweating, baby cheving, checking my fever. She goes,
I think you're just who's in Greece. I don't think
you're And so then you start trying to go to sleep,
and you get half in sleep and half out. You know,
it's not Bigger and it's not big Guy's restless sleep.
And at one point I'm like, I can't sleep, and

(56:04):
I look up and there I am standing at the
bed looking to me.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Dressed as a chicken, and and and it's like you
remember me?

Speaker 7 (56:12):
And like behind me stood a bunch of little people
and they were pieces of Friday Over and they were
all like do you remember us?

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Was hey?

Speaker 7 (56:19):
And you know what it was? It was time to
pay the band? Yeah, yeah, because I have me a
little party going whatever I want.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
I'm goa whatever I want.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
And then all of a sudden I love it, and
all of sudden the band's like time to get paid.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Rick Nobody dances for free.

Speaker 5 (56:33):
It was a glorious moment in the moment, but I
continue to pay. I mean, I had a rough, rough night.
And that's good. That's good because you know that that's
teachings said, that's teaching Rick now, so you can't That
is why you don't do this anymore.

Speaker 7 (56:48):
You're too old for this now. You can have it
moderation every now and then. You can't go off like
this now. And this is the boy.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
I tell you. There was a moment I was in it.

Speaker 5 (56:56):
I didn't even know I had a family. I was
in the middle of it, and it's like, it's like
I was living in Rick's kingdom. It's like I it
was my own little fat universe with all my little
all my old buddies came back. Oh Fried Chickens like, man,
we miss you.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Fried.

Speaker 7 (57:13):
Oprah is like you don't ever come around anymore.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba, ringing.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Bubbreaking Bubba, pass the greve, it leaves, faking bubbacking Bubby.
Oh it brings me to my knees looking bubbing bubb.
I can't start enough breaking bubbaking bubb.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
D without the b twenty five minutes until top of
the hour. Thank you so much for tuning in to
the best of Ricking Bubba's show. I'm your host speedy.

Speaker 6 (57:53):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
We throw back to this a lot when we go
over here. Hellok uh, hey George, Uh, and you'll need
you'll see what we're talking about. If you've never heard
the bit. If you have, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
You forgot where you are in the dollary?

Speaker 5 (58:08):
Are we got a second location numbers working at least
with some of y'all. We've got a story to tell
you all about golfing.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Y'all ain't gonna believe fitness is Kevin?

Speaker 16 (58:18):
Can I help you?

Speaker 3 (58:18):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (58:19):
Dude?

Speaker 7 (58:19):
This is Rick and Bubba doing our live radio show
from Birmingham, Alabama, Nashville, Tennessee.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
How are you all right yourself? Hey buddy, Look, is
this the location the fat people are protesting?

Speaker 16 (58:30):
No, it's not. Can you give you a numbered?

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Yeah? Yeah, we need that.

Speaker 14 (58:34):
It's uh, let's see here area code four one?

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Yeah, six six six zero. Hey, what's your name? Sir?
George Georgia?

Speaker 5 (58:48):
I was gonna tell you we're we're fat. Uh, but
we thought your billboard was pretty funny. We think they're overreacting.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Yeah, yeah, because we're we're sexy, we're fat. We got
it going on.

Speaker 7 (58:57):
I mean, fat people got to be able to laugh yourself.
I mean, for one thing, we're funny looking people. Now,
let's face it, fat people look funny. We're fat, George,
you can say it.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
You're taking grant well, I have no comments, sir. Okay,
do you take to get going here?

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Back to the whites, baddie, Back to the whites. They're
big man. See gluten, see big man, see you, Krypton,
see you there, muscle boy, see their musclehead.

Speaker 9 (59:21):
See you.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
My name is the George.

Speaker 9 (59:25):
See you.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
They're steroids. See they're steroid freak. We're going to I'll
just go work out my name.

Speaker 28 (59:42):
You're a idiot.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Okay, but fat people, fat people are calling.

Speaker 21 (59:51):
Towards the Pacific Group. If you would like to reach
Betsy Kruzleag, please press thirteen.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
We want to talk to and as basic send all complaint.

Speaker 21 (01:00:03):
College four hour Fitness Emergency. You may page Valerie co
Engine at one eight eight eight four zero four four
six five nine.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
I don't know about y'all, but I'm classifying it. I'm
classifying this is one hit one.

Speaker 7 (01:00:19):
Hit one, but this is mercy. Let's baker say we've
got an emergency. Here's fat paper.

Speaker 9 (01:00:25):
Press one three talk let's talk to about let's talk
to about.

Speaker 21 (01:00:30):
For Toby Fisher.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
What about Toby. I think Toby would be not that extension. No,
it's only what it's twenty five, five thirty five in
the morning. Well, I want to call George back, Doeorge
got to work to the light.

Speaker 29 (01:00:45):
Have you taken your d ah a today? People said
taking Christance bad for you, but I don't believe it.
I think at the game their staying two times today. Granted,
my head is as big.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
As my arm, though.

Speaker 21 (01:01:05):
The specific group, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
The sounds ball, we keep going, Please keep going. He's down,
keep going. I love when he gets down. I've got
a good one, but I can't do it on the air.

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
My name is George. Should crash like another ear grind
before him? What's one arm bigger than the other? Who
We're gonna call him.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
That character Rick? That's a character off bugs body, snow
Man dies?

Speaker 20 (01:01:41):
So what is it?

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
It's the what's the same voice? Same voice? It's that
bottle you call him joking? We call him George, George bad.

Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
Computer.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
You called the paper I did buck ahead, don't you.
I had to thank you. George. You've been a very
bad bunny. Wabbit. I good, I shouldn't hug the hug
the bunny so hard. That's called George back, George, George, Hey, George,
that was cutable.

Speaker 10 (01:02:19):
Galerie at the Pacific Group via pating service floor.

Speaker 16 (01:02:22):
You speaking about message?

Speaker 14 (01:02:23):
Would you like to send?

Speaker 13 (01:02:24):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
M yes?

Speaker 7 (01:02:25):
Could you tell Valerie to call us please at area
code two O five nine h seven four one nine
four five. Oh, I'm sorry seven four one nine four five.

Speaker 8 (01:02:36):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (01:02:39):
And is her name needed?

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Yes?

Speaker 28 (01:02:41):
This is George anything else?

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
That's it? Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
And could you hold please? I'd like to give you
a backup number. Sure, A look, I can't talk to
these faithful after George everything.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Oh, this is George. Val fat people calling me from
from down south. Gosh. I picked up my dumb bell
and I love it and I pat it. Call him?

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Should I be taking creating every hour on the hour?
Could you please say something about shaving your legs?

Speaker 17 (01:03:31):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
I I forgot to get little stumble. I forgot to
see my legs today.

Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
All right, got a hair Fittal called George back. Gave
us Let's do it with prayer on the line and
you can hear George. Do you want to Don's got
some information for.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Everybody I've been talking to on the phone said, well,
I don't I didn't catch it. Don't know if you
guys caught it or not. But when he first aster
the phone, he says, that was Kevin. Yeah, he changed
his name to George the George. Yeah, everybody's calling. They're right.
We called him back. Everybody saying, let's call him right,
let's do it right now, we need to. When we
said he was live on there, he changed his name.
Did y'all not pick up on that? Kevin George? My

(01:04:15):
name is the George, Kevin George?

Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Are we calling him back?

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
Look, tell Kevin we don't want Look, we're not trying
to get get him in trouble with his bosses.

Speaker 29 (01:04:25):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
We just want to talk to some of the fat protesters.
All right now, we're right up against the break, are
we going hard? Yeah, let's try to get it in here.
Prayder goodbye Shama's plug.

Speaker 16 (01:04:37):
All right, tomorrow I have the banners out.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
Prayer be quiet to pull us off. Prayder live in
studios to you're not bringing with.

Speaker 16 (01:04:48):
It's the great day to getting shaped? Twenty four Fitness
is Kevin Healton.

Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
To help you Kevin, this is Ricking Bubba doing our
live radio show. Is George there?

Speaker 22 (01:04:56):
No, it sure is.

Speaker 16 (01:04:57):
He took off?

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
Okay, Kevin, Kevin, we know you pulled a good one.
We know you told us your name was George. Look, Kevin, look,
look we called. We called, We called and walked.

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
Up to get me in trouble or something.

Speaker 5 (01:05:13):
Listen, this is all we want to talk to some
of the fat protesters where we That's who we want
to talk to.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Kevin.

Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
Kevin, Kevin, George. Look, nobody can hear our show where
you were? Nobody know this is just on the East coast.
We're only on the East coast. We're not on the
West coast, so nobody can hear. You don't even know
your own with us?

Speaker 16 (01:05:32):
Do you want?

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
Is there any fat people out front that are protesting?
We could talk to.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
No, not at this facility.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Can you can you give us the other store that
they are at? Come on, George, No, I can't, George.
We're just trying to earn living here.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
Come on, come on, join a couple of fat guys,
some slack George. How many the man? George, Kevin? How
much you bench?

Speaker 16 (01:05:52):
How much do I make?

Speaker 13 (01:05:53):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
You do you binge?

Speaker 16 (01:05:55):
How much do I bench?

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:05:58):
Seventy five.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
It's pretty good. I can bitch more now I can't,
I can. keV Uh lies about that?

Speaker 10 (01:06:07):
I know?

Speaker 5 (01:06:07):
Yeah, yeah, I used to hate. I used to hate
you write it down to the chart and the.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Coach and call you on it. Yeah, a hey, let
me see that there.

Speaker 20 (01:06:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:18):
Uh, well, look, keV, you're not you're not helping us.
Who's gonna know, keV? I mean we called woke up
that other lady. She was she was no help and Kevin,
I've got it. I've got to ask Kevin, just just
for my own pleasure, what made you come up with George?
Was that the first thing that came to your mind?

Speaker 17 (01:06:31):
Or?

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Good?

Speaker 7 (01:06:34):
Look, I know it's tough, keV. You're in a bad
position there. Fat people are screaming, throwing twinkies at the window.

Speaker 6 (01:06:39):
I know.

Speaker 16 (01:06:39):
Yeah, I'm getting all kinds of phone calls.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
Are you really been throw me and everything?

Speaker 13 (01:06:46):
I know?

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
I know, I know, keV. Look we're fat. I mean, Kevin,
we think the billboards funny. We didn't really do myself. Yeah,
well you'll see, I'm just catching news today. Yeah, they're
all over it. You'll get a good look at it.
And look, this is just the first of.

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
Men Collins you're gonna get so don't worry, all right, Ken,
We're gonna call you back every hour till you get
somebody to talk to. Kevin, you're getting offer.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
You've been an hour. We got to take our creating.
We'll see you, buddy. I didn't mean to tell you
I was George.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
Gotta go bump somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Your name is Kevin, go to you, Kevin. Okay, pull
the woolp rick making fast up, guys, we're laid on
the break. We've got to go off the gout of
the break now, and we're gonna be a little late.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
Right at nine minutes until top of the hour. It's
the best of Ricking Baba's show. Thank you so much
for being with us. You know, anytime the best of
it makes Bank nine, you know it was a good one.
And this one here has made Bank nine and has
been popular over the years.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Enjoyed.

Speaker 16 (01:08:33):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
We've got sidetracked again. And I blame you Speedy on
this YouTube thing.

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
And we got this this lady doing the story about
the grapes and her falling and this noise she made
and we can't quit hearing it. And it's just got
worse now because somebody. Now if somebody has turned it
into a song already.

Speaker 7 (01:08:49):
If you're anywhere near, don one to Marco Williams driving
right now, d I just have to warn you what
you're about to hear is.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
This pull off the side of the road right now.

Speaker 7 (01:09:00):
It's a dance mix of it now of the news anchor,
news reporter YouTube star dancing Great Woman in the Fall.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
It's about two minutes. The seminars Arching Crass start with
the video the whole day.

Speaker 17 (01:09:56):
Cow.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Cow out, Cow again.

Speaker 30 (01:10:07):
Givy givery by give break, get.

Speaker 28 (01:10:48):
Check on her and get as soon as we can.
We'll be back right after this.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
Her heart, I want to inter you herd is she
let me tell you something? Bless her? I mean she
she you know how there was in the winds.

Speaker 5 (01:11:04):
Get She's trying to grab you any air she can get.
Just so everybody know, stop, turn my MinC off, turn
everything off, you know, stop you know ricket slot. When
somebody chokes, you know how when somebody will get choked
or something will go down the wrong way, they will

(01:11:24):
keep choking trying to tell you they're choking.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
You go, you know what, I know, you're choking trying
to talk, right, I got it, But let me tell
you the audio.

Speaker 5 (01:11:32):
The audio, guys, no friend, I mean, the producer of
the newscast is no friend for not getting it back
to the studio.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
No, no, we'll check. Yeah, good morning morning, good morning
to you.

Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
Oh goodness, gracious, let's stop doing that all right, no more,
let's don't do that anymore, Susan.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
How are you out there?

Speaker 31 (01:11:59):
I didn't good monkey grass guys. Long time listener, first
time caller. Yes, I just wanted to let you know
that I'm sitting here on two eighty and there's kind
of like sucking traffic, and everybody around me are like
there's like dying out laughing. There's even this one guy
next to me. He's in tears. He's laughing so hard.
It's hilarious funny.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
You feel bad for him, but it's just too funny,
it really is. Sorry. I wish I wasn't. So you know,
here's the rule. Don't step in a bucket of grapes.
It's not very wide.

Speaker 7 (01:12:28):
No, no, here's the part you're missing, Susan. Have you
ever seen it? This in Guests Info. Have you ever
seen it?

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
No, we'll watch Get today.

Speaker 7 (01:12:34):
The part you'll love is she's got it pretty good
and then she's gonna turn it up a little bit
and start doing real quick too.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
Yeah, like she's running in motion and so we need
to quit, we need to quit playing it.

Speaker 17 (01:12:44):
Oh how holds up up?

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
She finally got that?

Speaker 28 (01:12:55):
No, I think she's actually hurt. No, I think she is.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
That's not my favorite part.

Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
I think she's actually hurt. All right, So yeah, we
go watch that. It's guest Info ricking Bubba dot com
and you get settled in today.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
What I love to is the girl that's the professional
that's beside her. Yes, she's just looking at her, know,
oh that's why.

Speaker 16 (01:13:22):
But what.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
She gets down this is where she needs, you know,
coach Johnson right out there and get her. Flip her
on her back, turn on her back.

Speaker 28 (01:13:39):
No, I think she is. She's hurt. She took a
hard fall off there. Gosh, I hope she's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
That's that's some deep caring there.

Speaker 5 (01:13:49):
Even these morning show TV acres, they can't even come
out of their fake hurt.

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
Oh yeah yeah, yeah, leave the mark. That's got to
hurt there.

Speaker 28 (01:13:58):
Ye, hurt a hard fall off there. Hey gosh, I
hope she's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Okay, but listen, don't miss the girl. The girl oh yo,
yeah that's yeah. Yeah listen.

Speaker 28 (01:14:09):
No, you think she's actually hurt. No, I think she
is hurt. She took a hard fall off there. Ohay, gosh,
I hope she's okay. No, I think she's actually hurt. No,
I think she is. She's she took a hard fall
off there. Hey gosh, I hope she's okay. Okay, We're
gonna make.

Speaker 32 (01:14:30):
Sure she is.

Speaker 28 (01:14:30):
Trying to check on her and get back as soon
as we can. We'll be back.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
What I love too? Is it right here? She's so happy?
Listen right here, Quiffy, your.

Speaker 11 (01:14:39):
Turn him up the whole day.

Speaker 22 (01:14:41):
Stop.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Hey.

Speaker 5 (01:14:51):
The lesson about, let's say, the lesson to be learned
there is that cheaters never prospered.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
That's what happened. She cheated at the end. Yeah, yeah,
she said stop and then and then she goes, I'm
gonna be real cute and.

Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
Is that what the woman screaming stop about like that?
Some times?

Speaker 12 (01:15:05):
Up?

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Listen right here?

Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
Well, you know there's another lesson here. Grapes will get
you either before or yeah, she can just drink it
afterwards and fallow just like that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
Oh day, bless her heart. Yeah, he begs to stop playing.

Speaker 28 (01:15:34):
No, I think she is ye a hard fall off.

Speaker 15 (01:15:40):
Hey, gosh, I hope she's okay, okay, we're gonna make
sure she is.

Speaker 28 (01:15:45):
Trying to check on her and get back as soon
as we can.

Speaker 7 (01:15:47):
We'll be But do those news anchors not sound exactly
like Sherry o tear when she did the character of
the over exaggerated.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
I could see shery ry Oh yeah, yeah, that's gonna hurt.
That's gonna leave them.

Speaker 4 (01:16:03):
I imagine the ground being a swimming pool and somebody
is standing beside the swimming pool and they do a
belly buster into the water.

Speaker 7 (01:16:11):
That's the same noise I made on that moon wall thing, y'all,
it's almost identical. Good gracious alive man.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
Oh y'all. She hits right, she hits right on her face.
That's enough.

Speaker 5 (01:16:25):
They can't get through track.

Speaker 28 (01:16:30):
No, I think she is.

Speaker 4 (01:16:38):
Got'll wrap up this hour. Thank you so much for
tuning in to the Rick and Bubba Show. The best
of Rick and Bubba Show, rolling.

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
Them out one by one.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
All requested stuff up to Monday, January the sixth, and
then we'll debut The Rick Burgess Show.

Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
Go to Rick Burgess Show dot com for more information.
Don't go anywhere, got a lot lot more to get.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
To Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Rick and Bubba, thank you so much for tuning in

(01:17:27):
to the best of Rick and Bubba's show.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
As always, we appreciate you tuning in.

Speaker 7 (01:17:33):
Over the spring break, we did a staycation before we
knew we were all going to have a pandemic, which
was good. I was glad so been trying to get
to pop coach down to fish and luckily at landed
on day that Greg's long day here. He was able
to come down and spend some time with us too,
and we actually turned out having a really beautiful spring
day in March. And so, you know, one of the

(01:17:55):
things is Dad, you know, getting a little older, and
Mom and Dad you know travel they you know, they
don't want to drive at certain times of the day
and things like that, and so they were just gonna
come down spend the night. But we were gonna go,
you know, go go fishing and go hang out and
lip Mom and Cherry right around and look at all
the pretty stuff that's you know, going at the farm
and all this. So we're getting to the point. You

(01:18:16):
have to understand our whole lives. You know, dealing with
hunting and fishing with our dad was different, Greg, and
we didn't know that than other people. We didn't and
and so you all know this, and there's you know,
deceiving picture there. Some people and the audience saw this
particular picture, the one back before that, and they thought

(01:18:37):
incorrectly that Dad was using a worm other than purple
that is not his rod. First of all, Mom told him,
you don't need to take your stuff. Rick's got all
the stuff you need at the.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
Farm, right, So he didn't like that.

Speaker 7 (01:18:52):
And he'd already told me he wasn't going to be
put in a room somewhere because of the virus either.
So we were already having to deal with that because
the doctor had told them that they need to not
be exposed to anything. And Dad said that, you know
that he he was not gonna sit in some room
and do nothing. And so then Mom saved the day
by saying, well, what do you think about him going

(01:19:13):
to the farm with his sons, to which the doctor said,
that's the best place he could be is in some
rural area and lots of out and open and a
lot of acreage.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
So so we that was good.

Speaker 7 (01:19:25):
And so he's he's looking everything, and he says, so,
and my mom's name is Ganelle, Ganelle, where's my stuff?
And she said, well, we didn't bring your stuff. You
gonna have to use rick stuff. And look, I was ready.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
I was.

Speaker 7 (01:19:42):
I was ready because I know. Now, keep in mind,
this is what you got to know about coach Bill Burgess. Okay,
whatever is said, if it's contrary to what he believes,
it is a moot point. Okay, it is dead on arrival.

Speaker 9 (01:19:56):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:19:57):
So we had in here last week some of the
best fishermen in the world. Okay, yeah, who earned a
living yet they study fishing.

Speaker 5 (01:20:07):
I walked over to the expert on product development from
Pradcoat and I said, right down on here everything I
need to get to go fishing next week.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
And he gave me a list and I went and
got every bit of it.

Speaker 7 (01:20:20):
Yes, okay, so now this is what a guy who
develops products said. If you're bass fishing for a large
mouth bass, this is as good of a tackle box
as you could have. Here's your go tos. You got
what you need if you want to do something like
a rattle trap. You got what you need if you
want to do something like a spinner bait. And here

(01:20:41):
is the plastic that I would throw, melon colored dinger. Okay,
Now I know this is dead on arrival.

Speaker 13 (01:20:51):
I know it is.

Speaker 7 (01:20:52):
Okay, So I'm trying to be prepared and I thought
I had it. So we get down there now. Greg
was my witness, and we all caught fish, the biggest
fish we had caught up to that point. I caught
on that melon colored plastic dinger. What do you think
maybe three and a half pounds somewhere in there. But
it was the fish so far, the biggest one we

(01:21:13):
had caught. Yeah, okay, So I make the mistake of
thinking Dad should throw that. Okay, hey Dad, look here,
here's here's what they're hitting right now. That gosh, you
think I'm gonna throw that? I said that it's ricky.
What color is that?

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
And I've made the mistake of not stopping. You didn't
say melon. I said melon melon? Why didn't you say
a lot? Perfect? Yeah, you think I'm gonna throw a
melon worm? I said that.

Speaker 7 (01:21:44):
I just caught a three and a half pound bass
on it. You probably snagged it. Yeah, it was probably
laying up against the bank. You must have snagged it,
because that ain't I ain't throwing a worm.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
It looks like that.

Speaker 7 (01:21:56):
And so then then that's something I was prepared for. Hey, Rick, hell,
it ain't even got a tail on it. And I
and I said, I said, Dad, I understand that. Here here,
here are all the worms from the sixties. They're all
over here in this thing that I heard. I got
every kind of purple worm you could think of. Greg

(01:22:17):
He starts going through it, which is the picture I
saw that I had. He starts going through it. He goes, well,
there ain't no flat tails in here. Where's the ones
with the flat tails on? I said, Dad, it has
a tail on it. It's purple and has a tail.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
That ain't no tail. That ain't a flat tail.

Speaker 7 (01:22:31):
You gotta have a flat one, so it will. And
it's like, Dad, that's a tail you don't talking about.
It has the tail, but that's not flat.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
Right, Yeah, the flat one that flaps around.

Speaker 5 (01:22:39):
Yeah, Ganell, Ganel, you mean to tell me I left
my stuff at home to come down here to this.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
I'm gonna throw worms.

Speaker 7 (01:22:47):
They don't even have flat tails on them, and I'm like, Dad,
we're catching fish. Y'all don't miss that. We're catching fish.

Speaker 5 (01:22:53):
Yeah, it would make sense, I guess, right, Greg, if
we weren't catching fish.

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
Yeah, if we have had about all day.

Speaker 7 (01:23:00):
Yeah, but we're that fish. Right there was caught on
on the melon dinger with no tail that he won't throw.
He goes, give me, hey, give me that worm. He
starts going through those worms. I said, Dad, He goes,
is there a purple worm in here? I said that
there's several purple worms I'm told about with a flat tail.
And then I made the mistake. I said, well, here's

(01:23:20):
a flat tail, and I pulled out a purple one
that has the wiggly thing. Yes, that goes all the
way down. You want me to throw that, Dad? It's
purple and it now has a flat tail. You know
what kind of worm I'm told about? Rick, the worm
you're supposed to be fishing. You can't tell me you
don't have a worm in here that's purple and has
a flat tail. And find out I said that. I

(01:23:41):
guess I don't. I guess I guess I didn't. I
didn't know I had to be a flat tail. I'll
tell you what details well and he goes like, he goes, well,
I mean we're catching fish, but yeah, well that's kind
of the goal.

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
Yeah, and he goes, but think about what he could be.

Speaker 7 (01:23:55):
He goes, but I'll tell you one thing, what we
could be doing right now if we had a purple
worm with a flat tail. And I was like, okay, dad,
and then I then I then I started the yeah,
oh boy, he loves it. And but then I kept
saying to him, I said, have you caught a fish?

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
Big one?

Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
I just called him minute ago. And then finally he
gave me that look like you're gonna keep that up.
And he said, he said, hey, I was catching fish
here we go before you were ever even born. And
I said, yes, sir, I know. And I said, I said,
I said, you think the best fisherman.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
Out here today? Seriously, you think it's Greg Greg? And
he looked at me, he said Greg, and I said,
well then it must be me. He goes you. He goes,
I take Greg over you. He goes, you just throw
into fish. That's what he says to me.

Speaker 5 (01:24:42):
He goes, he goes, I actually fish, I throw it
out there. Presentations and he goes you throw into fish.
I actually catch it, and I was like, I know
what that means? Does it doesn't mean sound good? But
there was a moment the way he said it, I
thought that makes a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
Of It makes a lot of sense. You ain't got
no presentation. Well, I love what we said. Oh I
take Greg over you as far as being the best. Hey, Baba,
gotta force ask you left. I said, well Greg is going.

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
I guess it's me and you now for risking Bubba,
Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 4 (01:25:34):
Nineteen minutes passed again. I want to thank you so
much for tuning into the best of Ricking Bubba show.
I am speedy, you're a host, and we thank you
for being.

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
With us.

Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
Thirty one years hard to believe, thirty one years of
Ricking Bubba history.

Speaker 4 (01:25:48):
Looking back and enjoying my time with all of you
sitting here, listening and scheduling all of these best of
request that range from just all over the place, from
way back when to not too long ago. But it's
all part of Rick and Bubba history and it's just
awesome to sit back and enjoy along with you as

(01:26:09):
we debut the Rick.

Speaker 5 (01:26:10):
Burgess Show on Monday. Don't forget that. Hey, Rick, here,
I hope you're enjoying the best of Rick and Bubba's.
We're celebrating thirty one years of radio gold. But don't forget.
On January the sixth, a brand new era begins The
Rick Burgess Show. Speedy, Greg and Adler would join me
get all the details right now at Rick burgesshow dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
All right, so frat boy is standing by Freddy. How
are you, buddy?

Speaker 14 (01:26:31):
Hey, it's actually Speedy want in a suit?

Speaker 3 (01:26:34):
So you've put on the it is and it is
a big how much patting does it have? Speed? Okay?

Speaker 14 (01:26:38):
What I'm gonna turn you over to Alveser Tony Lambert,
who does this a lot, yeah, with the force, and
he's gonna tell you what's happening here.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
Hold on, all right, I've been so looking forward to him.

Speaker 5 (01:26:49):
Beyind to my dog, Tony. How are you Tony? Now,
has this particular dog's what's the dog's name?

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
Spot spot spok spock as it backwards?

Speaker 5 (01:27:01):
Okay, all right, cop spelled backwards? So spop it's uh
spock spot Yeah with a sea. All right, Now, let
me ask you this, Tony, Okay, has this particular dog,
is it attacked the criminal before.

Speaker 16 (01:27:16):
No, not not uh not without the bite on several cases.
But we've never he never actually has got the bite anybody.
Everybody always gave up first.

Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
So he's probably bat in a thousand huh. So, so
he's very excited about getting to the attack.

Speaker 16 (01:27:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, this this makes his day.

Speaker 13 (01:27:32):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
What kind of foam suit do we have here?

Speaker 13 (01:27:35):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (01:27:35):
Is it as big and fluffy as the the old
ones like that Gomer Pile had when he had his
uh you know, was it Yimily Gilbert? What was the
name of the shepherd he had? Gimley Gilbert or Jimily Gilbert?
You remember that big foam suit they used and Gomer Pile.
Is it that big or is it smaller?

Speaker 16 (01:27:52):
It's hard to move in, okay, it's it's a real
thick probably about probably about and a half thick.

Speaker 3 (01:27:58):
Okay, but this but they said, the power of this
dog will still leave.

Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
A bruise though, right, Oh yeah, ship a couple on
me and could he bleed? Oh yeah, okay, all right
then that sounds great.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
All right, Well, we're i mean, we're ready for the
attack whenever you are, Tony.

Speaker 14 (01:28:12):
Okay, I'm gonna give you back to speedy here.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
Okay, he beedy.

Speaker 14 (01:28:17):
I'm about to go get a possion.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
Alright, are you Are you having hard time moving?

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
Yes?

Speaker 16 (01:28:21):
I look like that guy at the fair that's put
one of the sumo wrestling outfits on. It can't walk.

Speaker 33 (01:28:26):
I got you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
How many kids are out there?

Speaker 16 (01:28:28):
I'm a wabble, like a weevil wabble. It's about three hundred.
Fred Boy holds the farm up to my head. I
can't dip them my arms. Okay, there's about three hundred,
I guess. And we're walking through the crowded right now.
Right now, I'm going to hide in the shrub.

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
Oh, so you gonna come running out?

Speaker 14 (01:28:42):
Okay, yeah, you just said walking through him. Now I'm
gonna turn you over to frat boy very quickly here,
and he's gonna kind of tell you a little bit
more about what's having Right now, I am looking one
hundred yards down the steel to a bronco. The back
of the bronco is up, and in the end of
bronco is a it's like a dog cage, and you
can see there.

Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
Just licking at shops ready to attack.

Speaker 16 (01:29:02):
Now, now there is blood all on my uniform.

Speaker 5 (01:29:06):
No yes, hey, frat, Now, look, I got to have
some drama. I mean, I want to know what's happening
the the I want to know how intense it is.
I want to know if speed he's falling is a dog,
you know, is it going for his neck? I gotta
know all of it, okay, because you know.

Speaker 16 (01:29:24):
There's blood all over that uniform from the dog's teeth
when he buys his gums bleed.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
You're kidding, No.

Speaker 16 (01:29:32):
The guy said, it's like when you brush your teeth
too are Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
I got you.

Speaker 13 (01:29:36):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
Now how close are we from from attack?

Speaker 16 (01:29:39):
He's getting ready right now? The dog is still in
the cave.

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
Have you seen the dog attack win the policeman yet?

Speaker 16 (01:29:45):
No, we're not gonna do that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
It's gonna go We're gonna write, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 16 (01:29:49):
So we don't know what's gonnappen?

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
All right, Well I do things gonna come out there
and go nuts? Is what's gonna happen. I hope he's
rested up. Look, it's it's but but here's the thing
out on is the suit?

Speaker 9 (01:29:58):
I guess?

Speaker 5 (01:29:59):
But if he attacks criminals, couldn't he come out of
there and used to attack anybody?

Speaker 16 (01:30:04):
The cops. I think the cop just said he's going
to attack whoever got the suit on.

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
Yeah, but I mean in real life put it? Yeah,
how in real life they can't get that suit on
the criminal, can they?

Speaker 16 (01:30:13):
I mean, I guess I really don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:30:15):
I mean, if they could do that, they could get
the handcuffs on him, and you know, he may say, look,
this suit things old.

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
I'm going for frat boy.

Speaker 16 (01:30:21):
I know you know what I'm going to be running.

Speaker 5 (01:30:23):
I wouldn't move, if I wouldn't make a noise, I
wouldn't do anything but stand still and talk on the phone.

Speaker 16 (01:30:30):
Okay, all the kids, did you hear that?

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
If you're on the front row, kneel down. You know
how many times I have to be told that once?

Speaker 13 (01:30:36):
All right, walking.

Speaker 16 (01:30:37):
Towards they're the foor or whatever they're in.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
So we're about to turn him loose. Yeah, here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:30:45):
Frat boy, are you kind of in a position where
you will be when Speedy is running and the dog
catches out.

Speaker 16 (01:30:50):
I'm like, he's going to be run out into this
field and I'm standing right here in the middle of
the field.

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
Okay, well, look if the dog gets on you keep
the phone live. So we can hear it. Try okay,
if you have to, just toss it down gently, but
don't hang it up whatever you.

Speaker 16 (01:31:03):
Do, okay, okay, okay, he's getting ready.

Speaker 14 (01:31:06):
To open the gate.

Speaker 3 (01:31:07):
Oh, here we go, let us know, play by play.

Speaker 16 (01:31:09):
Okay. But he's the hide behind the bush in the
full suit.

Speaker 7 (01:31:13):
Yeah, okay, about to be attacked by a police dog
the way the Belgium Malamua.

Speaker 16 (01:31:20):
Okay, the cops, what's going on? I can't see. Okay,
he's telling him to come out. He's starting to walk out.
Here we go, okay, Okay, he's starting to jug. He's
about to be on the field. Okay, he's running out
on the field. Okay. He's about fitty screaming at the dog.
And he just opened the gate and the dog is
running right man.

Speaker 30 (01:31:42):
Oh my god.

Speaker 16 (01:31:43):
The dog just chuck on his back, driving him by
his office. Oh he's got he's got his wrong arm,
carrying his arm.

Speaker 13 (01:31:51):
He will not go.

Speaker 16 (01:31:52):
I mean, he's just got like a bone and he's
just taking it.

Speaker 14 (01:31:58):
He will not like the cop can'not get him out
on the ground.

Speaker 6 (01:32:04):
Who lost?

Speaker 24 (01:32:06):
Frat boy?

Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
Dog always lost to the cop?

Speaker 16 (01:32:11):
There is okay, the cops told Speedy to stand still.

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
Why it gets so quiet? They make it be quiet, ye.

Speaker 16 (01:32:18):
Freeze and Speedy's just standing there with his hands up. Okay,
the dog's laying down.

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
Did the dog attack just like a just like a
crazy thing.

Speaker 16 (01:32:27):
Yeah, I mean it was sprinting and then it just
jumped on his back and threw him on the ground.

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
I have a feeling it was a little harsher than
Speedy wanted it to be down. Was it harsh, frat boy?
I mean, did it throw him down like a rag doll?

Speaker 16 (01:32:39):
Yes, the grabbing mither arm and just slinging it. Okay, Okay,
he's running again. He was about to watch the dog
go again.

Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
I think what he's going to get attacked again.

Speaker 16 (01:32:46):
He's pulling the cops trying to get the Speedy.

Speaker 3 (01:32:49):
Oh, he wants to just kill Speedy running.

Speaker 16 (01:32:52):
He ran behind the building.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
So I think that's it all right, So Speedy's free.

Speaker 16 (01:32:56):
Yeah he's done. He got away.

Speaker 14 (01:32:58):
Okay, the dog's looking at me.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
Okay, now, frat boy, look, don't even okay, it's coming
my way. Don't go towards the building, you go over,
don't run, don't jog, you don't go.

Speaker 16 (01:33:11):
Okay, I'll see the cops going back to He's.

Speaker 3 (01:33:14):
Okay, look, hey, fret boy, just hold the phone out
for a minute.

Speaker 16 (01:33:18):
Hold it out.

Speaker 5 (01:33:19):
Yeah, well real quick, y'all.

Speaker 14 (01:33:24):
Like an idiot, I have got a bite sleeve on
and we're gonna do something. We're gonna do half of
it again, what it is. I'm gonna present my elbow
to him. And after I present my elbow to him,
Billy is gonna let him come at me and he's
gonna grab me, and I'm gonna have the phone him
out hand. So you'll have to be able to hear
the bike real close up.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
Oh, let's hear the chief. Yeah, let's hear him going
to get it rick him up.

Speaker 14 (01:33:43):
It felt like if you and I know it's af
y'all understand because you're so big and fat. But if
you were to break loose and you're you're running for
a touchdown and somebody comes up and jumps on your
back and and tackles you.

Speaker 16 (01:33:53):
Yeah, that's what it felt like.

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
So he puts you down. You could not stay on
your feet.

Speaker 14 (01:33:57):
It's all the differences. You know, you don't feel teeth
on your elbow.

Speaker 5 (01:33:59):
That's the only well, unless you're playing Alexandria all right, now,
all right, now what go ahead?

Speaker 14 (01:34:04):
Alight, here we go. All right, I'm walking out now
like an idiot too. Here and Billy's got him on
the lead.

Speaker 3 (01:34:09):
Okay, here it comes.

Speaker 13 (01:34:11):
He's a good bite, all right, keep on listen, listen
to the.

Speaker 24 (01:34:28):
Crowd going long. It's like a bad episode of Cops and.

Speaker 16 (01:34:47):
Spain's.

Speaker 3 (01:34:51):
That's what I was wanting to hear the whole time.
I want to hear it knowing nuts. Did you get you?

Speaker 16 (01:34:59):
Oh my god, damn complete.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
Are you blating? Well?

Speaker 5 (01:35:06):
It was worth it though for us. The good news
is he's gonna get his shots next week.

Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
Speedy you all right, speedy.

Speaker 5 (01:35:15):
He really took him back into the arms, all right,
my elbow. I just couldn't believe how it went from
zero to mania. I mean there was no build up.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
Fun.

Speaker 16 (01:35:34):
Oh yeah, that they kick.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
Him arm Okay, yeah, please, I don't know.

Speaker 16 (01:35:39):
Dog blood looks like.

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
Alright, I know you got to talk to the kids.
Super job for the kids, all right, everybody.

Speaker 14 (01:35:47):
Having for the kids. I'm blaming for the kids.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 5 (01:36:12):
Hey, Rick here, I hope you're enjoying the best of
Rick and Bubba's. We're celebrating thirty one years of radio gold,
but don't forget. On January the sixth, a brand new
era begins The Rick Burgess Show. Speedy, Greg and Abnue
would join me. Get all the details right now at
rickburgesshow dot com. So let's go to Pete in Alabama epistol.

(01:36:33):
Pete standing by Bubs. I buy it, Pete, ain't Pete
hated you didn't, Buddy, Welcome to the program.

Speaker 9 (01:36:39):
Thank you. I'm just here to confirm to all the
non believers. Thirty five years of living in Lily in Alabama,
crossover in the Pensacola Cross, britt Obey, there is a
big foot out there. Three sightings in thirty five years
Prince col area from Bower Road was one down there
by the state park, the second and the third all
the woods way back to first sighting close to Mobile

(01:37:02):
Highway when it was more wooded. He's very elusive. All
the sightings were very violent. He is got an oldlood
curdling grout.

Speaker 3 (01:37:10):
So Pete, you said you said all three all three
episodes were violent. Was that the term you used?

Speaker 9 (01:37:16):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (01:37:17):
No, what do you mean by that?

Speaker 9 (01:37:19):
I ran out of fuel once on Bower Road me
and my wife. I had a broken leg. My wife
was at that time who I had three of my children.
She was three hundred and fifty pounds, and.

Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
Big folks coming in here.

Speaker 9 (01:37:31):
Well, she had a crutch and I had a crutch,
and we kept swinging at it. That was a young male.
I'm sure he was Just wait.

Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
A minute of them all, So you wait a minute.

Speaker 5 (01:37:42):
You and your wife had a physical altercation with a
young bigfoot, a young male on Bower Road.

Speaker 9 (01:37:49):
Yeah, we ran out of fuel and a seventy seven
olds Delphy eighty eight.

Speaker 7 (01:37:53):
All right, pete, let me let me walk with you
against stay with me, okay, because it's our problem. You're
not the problem.

Speaker 3 (01:37:59):
We're trying to follow and digest all this inform.

Speaker 7 (01:38:02):
You're telling us that in an incident you and your
wife you had a broken leg. Your wife was at
the time three fifties. She also had a crutch. Uh,
And that then when you ran out of fuel, you
were trying to do something about the fuel. And then
you encountered more than one big foot, but one of
them was big.

Speaker 9 (01:38:21):
Only one big foot. And this bigfoot encountered on our
road was a young male.

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
And you think it's a young male because she was.

Speaker 9 (01:38:30):
Young, Okay, didn't have the last bigfoot I seen had
had like a dog. It was a female. There was
no doubt about it. Kay, I don't think that who
cares had had had had came all the way up
to us. She took one of my crutches. My wife

(01:38:51):
did and helps me swinging the crutch, both of us
at the male, the juvenile big foot.

Speaker 5 (01:38:56):
Stop again. So the female big foot was a completely
different day, different encounter.

Speaker 9 (01:39:01):
Yeah, I had three encounters in thirty five years. I'd
like to stick on.

Speaker 5 (01:39:06):
Y'all slinging the scrutch so you when you encounter one,
this is young male, all right, this is not female
who has breast like a dog.

Speaker 7 (01:39:15):
Let's talk about this. So the male, when you started
swinging the crutches, his reaction was what just.

Speaker 9 (01:39:22):
To back up and to keep coming back and screaming at.

Speaker 5 (01:39:25):
Us, screaming, Can you describe what you were on the
side of the road because you ran out of gas.

Speaker 9 (01:39:30):
I have never in my life heard anything like this,
this screaming. It was a horrible screech. Can you can
you try to the most blood curdling gross Well.

Speaker 3 (01:39:41):
And that's the case, all right, let's let's go back
to this.

Speaker 5 (01:39:43):
Can you try to give us something that sounds like
it and then I'll give you some choice.

Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
To do it again.

Speaker 16 (01:39:55):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:39:55):
Okay, so there's a little bit of a little bit
of mule in there. It sounds like but but but
but much more severe. One more time.

Speaker 3 (01:40:03):
I want to listen, sir. I think you got a
text by jack ass.

Speaker 5 (01:40:15):
Were listen when you when you were on anybody.

Speaker 12 (01:40:19):
You ran out of down, you ran out of goain? Yeah,
and you were on the side of the road and
he can't we and he came out of the bushes.

Speaker 5 (01:40:27):
Or what well?

Speaker 9 (01:40:28):
We we were on ninety eight and Lily and she
lived again. Call over there, pretty doo key.

Speaker 3 (01:40:32):
She's not important.

Speaker 9 (01:40:34):
So turned right. We turned right at tom Thumb, and
we was going to try to make it to the
next one. We ran out. We didn't get far past
the first one, so we started walking down by our road.
We got about a third of the way down.

Speaker 3 (01:40:44):
So you're walking when he came out. Okay, I got you.

Speaker 9 (01:40:47):
We're walking.

Speaker 3 (01:40:48):
You've got and your wife has.

Speaker 9 (01:40:50):
Quest hand side and begins to try to come.

Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
Towards from the woods. From the woods.

Speaker 9 (01:40:56):
Yeah. First he like kind of stays out in the
woods and walks along with us and lets us know
he's there, and then he says, heck with it, I'm
coming in.

Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
Did he come out with us? Did he come out
with a roar?

Speaker 9 (01:41:07):
Or do he come out silent, silently, just being real silent?
Out there was pacing us.

Speaker 15 (01:41:12):
I got you.

Speaker 3 (01:41:12):
And when he attacked? What time of day was this, Pete?

Speaker 9 (01:41:16):
Late at night? Like three in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:41:19):
So, Pete, would you ever consider yourself a master herbalist?

Speaker 9 (01:41:24):
I don't consider myself anything but an honest Christian.

Speaker 3 (01:41:26):
Amen, I listen to this.

Speaker 9 (01:41:28):
It's trying to tell people the truth.

Speaker 7 (01:41:30):
Well you are, And he finally he finally went away.
Wine just got tired of fighting y'all in the crutch.

Speaker 9 (01:41:36):
The crutch just was too much. We were swinging that
think we were trying to take his head off.

Speaker 5 (01:41:41):
Understood, female what We're scared to death? The female attacked
you or just watched you?

Speaker 9 (01:41:48):
Okay? The female. I was in a seventy one Lincoln
Connon of Mark three Park. Me and my wife got
into a fight. She kicked me out. I went to
sleep in the back seat, and that's when she approached
with the growls and having a fit. Try. He actually
tried to get into the vehicle.

Speaker 3 (01:42:04):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (01:42:04):
I jumped out of the back seat from underneath my sheet.
I looked to the rights. It was definitely a big foot,
shaking of seventy one Lincoln like it was a toy
growling this blood curdling growl. Definitely bigfoot.

Speaker 3 (01:42:16):
Okay, So now the third encounter. What happened?

Speaker 9 (01:42:22):
My mother went juking with a friend of hers and
I got stuck babysitting. I get to this house. Yeah,
I noticed all the windows are open. Thank goodness. I
had an ounction just to feeling lock all the windows,
and it just kept over and over with me locked
the windows. It just kept bothering me, And sure enough,
every window in that house was unlocked. The kids were

(01:42:44):
even going in and out the windows while I was
locking them. So I locked all the windows, and after
a while I went ahead and got the woman had
three little girls. I put all the little girls to sleep. Later,
I'm in the master bedroom. There's nothing. I'm so to death.
I'm playing with the old kit of the build a
log cabin out of the wooden blocks, and suddenly I

(01:43:07):
feel like something is wrong. You know, there's something's looking
at me or just something weird. So I turned around
and I looked, and there at the window, staring in
the window is the big male, the humongous gorilla head
with a big, square, chick lit horse teeth, the gargantual eyes,
the biggest head I have ever seen. And Harry was

(01:43:28):
staring in there into the room, this god zilla sized
gorilla head.

Speaker 3 (01:43:33):
God, wow, it's big.

Speaker 9 (01:43:35):
Well, well, I would say god zilla size to me
at that time. It it was very enormous. It was
as big as a basketball almost, It's not quite as
big as a basketball, but it was.

Speaker 3 (01:43:44):
A big head. Have you ever seen Bubba's head?

Speaker 11 (01:43:47):
No, but it was.

Speaker 9 (01:43:52):
Yeah, this of this, I knew this was a compared
to the others. This is definitely a big male. And this,
by the way, was then't count I ever had.

Speaker 7 (01:44:01):
Okay, it started with big male, then it went to
little mail, then to female.

Speaker 3 (01:44:04):
What was the order of the appearances?

Speaker 9 (01:44:07):
The big male I just told you about in the window,
The second one was the juvenile, and the third one
the last one was the female in the car.

Speaker 3 (01:44:15):
And what did big male do? Did he make a
move for you? Did he try to tear the house down?
What happened.

Speaker 9 (01:44:21):
He didn't do anything but peek it out and saw
that the windows were shut in game over nothing for dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:44:27):
Yeah, but he could couldn't you have just knocked the windows.

Speaker 9 (01:44:30):
No, I'm telling you, I don't. They they're they're sneaky.
I'm telling you. They creep up on you. If if
it's good, they'll go. If not, it's no go. All right,
So Tom feeling them?

Speaker 7 (01:44:44):
Do you think, because there's there's people that would dream
of these encounters, that go out and spend their live,
do you think there's something about you that draws them
to you.

Speaker 9 (01:44:53):
No, not at all. You have to admit that I
have been fortunate enough to just see what I have seen.

Speaker 3 (01:44:58):
You say fortunate didn't terrify.

Speaker 9 (01:45:00):
Well, I'm fortunate enough to let the others know the truth.
And that's the fortunate part is that somebody can tell you, Look,
they're real, they're out there, and watch yourself.

Speaker 7 (01:45:11):
So that's your message today. They're real, they're out there,
so watch yourself.

Speaker 9 (01:45:16):
Yeah, they ain't friendly. I think they're hungry and if
you ain't careful, you're going to be snack timed.

Speaker 5 (01:45:22):
Do you well, we've heard that you confirm you think
they eat meat.

Speaker 9 (01:45:26):
I think they'll eat humans.

Speaker 3 (01:45:28):
Now, Pete, you think they were trying to.

Speaker 9 (01:45:30):
Tack me and my wife. One tried to get in
my car and the other one was coming in for
the kids in the window.

Speaker 7 (01:45:36):
Add it up, well, Pete, you make you make a
compelling point. Add it up, Rick, add it up, and
then you know what it equals. Somebody's hungry, right.

Speaker 9 (01:45:44):
I care about people. They need to know the truth.

Speaker 7 (01:45:47):
Was there a stinch? Did you notice a smell on
the ones that were that were close enough to you?

Speaker 9 (01:45:52):
I never smelled anything, and I got a pretty good nose.

Speaker 5 (01:45:56):
No.

Speaker 9 (01:45:56):
I think they're a clean animal. I think they're smart.
They take care of theirselves.

Speaker 3 (01:46:00):
Okay that we've heard.

Speaker 5 (01:46:00):
We've heard that they are that they stink, So you
disagree with it.

Speaker 3 (01:46:04):
Definitely elusive because you think.

Speaker 7 (01:46:06):
Some of these people that are smelling something, it's not
bigfoot because you were you had three encounters and you
had no smell.

Speaker 9 (01:46:12):
Unless they're smelling a dead body that rubbed off on
them the wrong way.

Speaker 28 (01:46:19):
Have you.

Speaker 3 (01:46:21):
They're real? Hey, they're real. Be careful and watch it.

Speaker 5 (01:46:24):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:46:25):
Pete? Have you have you told people about these encounters before?

Speaker 13 (01:46:29):
I have?

Speaker 9 (01:46:32):
I try to tell some people about it.

Speaker 7 (01:46:33):
Some people just say, look, I had an encounter, but
I'm not bringing it up. Yeah, if we went to
catch one of the three, which one are you most
afraid of? Which one was most aggressive?

Speaker 9 (01:46:41):
This is the mail.

Speaker 1 (01:46:44):
Road?

Speaker 28 (01:46:45):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:46:45):
That that was the one that walked next to you
and your wife and went after y'all? Will you try
to kill it or capture it? What's your plan?

Speaker 9 (01:46:52):
Capturate? A living dog is better than a dead lion?

Speaker 16 (01:46:55):
Baby?

Speaker 3 (01:46:55):
Okay, I got to know where were you gonna? Where you?

Speaker 5 (01:46:58):
Where are you going to take bigfoot? When you are
you gonna take it to the humane society? Where are
you taking it?

Speaker 9 (01:47:04):
I'm gonna take it to a zoo with one heck
of a cage, all right. I used to be took
care of, fed.

Speaker 16 (01:47:11):
Well fed.

Speaker 9 (01:47:12):
And then if they can find a female to catch
as well, put in there and breed them, and then
they can have babies and the baby who knows who
to find out what we can do with them?

Speaker 28 (01:47:21):
The world.

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
Ricking bubba, ricking bubba, ricking bubking.

Speaker 2 (01:47:37):
Bubbaht the grieve it these.

Speaker 1 (01:47:39):
Inking bubbaking bubble.

Speaker 4 (01:47:42):
It brings me to my knees and bulla thank you
so much for tuning into the best of Ricking Bubba's show.
As always, we thank you for your participation too, because
you're helping produce the best us. That's right, all of
these bits are best of requests. And really enjoy in
looking back at some great moments. And there are no

(01:48:04):
duds in the group, that's for sure. Great classic Rick
and Bubba moments over the past thirty one years. Hard
to believe it's been thirty one, but man, what a
history we've made together, and we thank you so much
for your support.

Speaker 3 (01:48:17):
Let's continue. Thank you. Lieutenant Joel Hardaway. He was here
with us yesterday our last hour.

Speaker 5 (01:48:26):
He brought in one of these imaging cameras for heat seeking,
the nine thousand dollars imaging camera.

Speaker 3 (01:48:33):
Jeez, and it's kind of hard forest ignore the fact
that it quit working while we were playing with it.
But well it didn't quit. It didn't quit work quit
when I had it. It was working. You had it,
you handed it to me.

Speaker 5 (01:48:47):
I tried to get it with two hands to be
very careful because it is kind of heavy, a little
bit for you know, for a handheld device, right, and
I think I accidentally pushed the transmit button and transmitted
the image that was on it. Nobody was watching because
they don't have the command post out here. But at
that point, uh, the screen goes blank when you're transmitting, and.

Speaker 3 (01:49:09):
We'd all like to seeing that screen coming back up.
I tried to.

Speaker 5 (01:49:13):
I tried to get it to quit transmitting, and boy
gave me id reset right back on, sip this right here, Yeah,
come right back.

Speaker 28 (01:49:22):
It didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:49:22):
It didn't come back, and uh, I had it. It
was all look, it was all in the user, I'm sure.
And I handed it to the lieutenant, and he said
it had had.

Speaker 3 (01:49:33):
A bad battery. Yeah, he said that, then left. Yeah,
that's bad. To get back, he said, this battery shot.
I gotta get back to the he's.

Speaker 5 (01:49:42):
Got to get back and be ready to you know,
he was patrolling this area and he's gotta be ready
to move.

Speaker 3 (01:49:46):
And I tell you what he's doing. He's hustling back
to swap it out with that other them like that.
So I get that and heyes, and not works.

Speaker 7 (01:49:52):
Just want you to drink abob. But no, Well, I
had that yellow one. I had that yellow one of us.
Ask anybody that was there.

Speaker 3 (01:50:00):
Is that yellow one. I don't know what's wrong with
that red one.

Speaker 5 (01:50:03):
They never have work right, dang battery. Then they called
him on the way lieutenant, Yeah, I was up rickbub Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:50:10):
Now we got to get on. I think there's fire somewhere.
I won't be back. I smelled smoke. It's fine til
I gave it to Bubble. Look, it was just it
was honest mistake to push the transfer.

Speaker 5 (01:50:25):
Hey, lieutenant, let's let ricking Buba the rest of you. Now,
let's turn off. Y'all want you to be working on fires.
We don't need to be on that huh.

Speaker 3 (01:50:31):
Hey, hey, lieutenant, we got we need to go search
for somebody in the woods. Yeah, well, let's get that
yellow one. I don't I don't trust that red one.

Speaker 7 (01:50:40):
Let's use the yellow and I took up to Rick
and Bubby worked fine whole time I was there and
brought it back and was still working.

Speaker 23 (01:50:44):
Just use that one. I promise, I promise this. That
is a good one right there. You know he's telling
the driver right now you didn't see. Yeah, let me
tell you someone, I gave that thing to Bubba.

Speaker 3 (01:50:54):
You did not see that never left my head, that's right?
Or do like I used to do? You know, if
you've got siblings. You always break something and you set
it up for the next sibling to touch it. Oh
you broke it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:51:06):
What what he needs to do now is go, hey,
go over, Hey, Bill, Welcome, welcome out here to Homewood.

Speaker 7 (01:51:13):
Were glad to have you, and I know you're rooking everything.
Could you go get me the red MG and camera
please bring in here. My gosh, man, what'd you do to.

Speaker 3 (01:51:27):
Did you drop it?

Speaker 15 (01:51:28):
What are you doing?

Speaker 10 (01:51:29):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:51:32):
Well? Tim, did I sit here? You got nine thousand
dollars on your expense reports this? Hey, I watched Bubba's
truck for sale. It's gonna be a hard candy Christmas
from all those kids. I just I just want to
get rid of you somehow. You know, if it's gonna

(01:51:53):
break it, at least I really want to get out
and play with it. Why you know, you know what
it looked like.

Speaker 7 (01:51:59):
Seriously here and we've all had to happen get something
from Santa. Y'all fired up a bout and it breaks
on Christmas morning?

Speaker 1 (01:52:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:52:04):
You like you?

Speaker 5 (01:52:05):
Like you took that remote control motorcycle and it went
two times and fell over.

Speaker 23 (01:52:10):
I like that when when Baba brought it to the
Lieutenant everybody else acted like it wasn't going on.

Speaker 3 (01:52:14):
I wouldn't even look over it. I wouldnt even look
over there.

Speaker 15 (01:52:16):
I was doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:52:17):
I was getting my lives office. Look, I was doing
that live. Okay, some other tu I don't know what's
going I'm just getting live. I was just shoffling papers.

Speaker 2 (01:52:24):
Know.

Speaker 5 (01:52:24):
The lights were still off. And you said, you said,
just hand it to him and tell him time to
go when he.

Speaker 3 (01:52:28):
Was standing here.

Speaker 5 (01:52:29):
Yeah, I wish he had been working so I could
have seen the heat off his body, you know, because
the lieutenant was in the dark, and I didn't know
what I said, just hand it to him, tell him
thanks for coming, I said, luis right there, I say
that dang thing had been working. I couldn't seen him. Hey, y'all,

(01:52:52):
I live in Homewood. What they're raising taxes for.

Speaker 3 (01:53:00):
Somebody's kids? Not found theos that they're gonna get you
go too far.

Speaker 5 (01:53:09):
We had a fun little funny ging What is it
about Mike three that causes up you feel like you
have to say something so shocking to over override the host?

Speaker 2 (01:53:17):
Is that it?

Speaker 3 (01:53:17):
That's it's something that something lives on it. There's a
hate we ain't got off that.

Speaker 9 (01:53:22):
My heads out.

Speaker 3 (01:53:25):
It doesn't matter who sits down Speedy j T. Cassie,
it doesn't matter. I thought three was a magic number.
It's not. Not here.

Speaker 1 (01:53:34):
It didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:53:34):
Oh man, Well that's all right. It'll work again. He
said it had a bad battery. It'll work again.

Speaker 28 (01:53:40):
Get that thing.

Speaker 3 (01:53:40):
I know, we always take the bad battery went out
for everybody to look at it.

Speaker 5 (01:53:43):
Sure, I just keep pushing that. Now the worst moment
for all of us. Now, the worst moment for all
of us. It finally gets back to the guy that
knows what he's doing.

Speaker 3 (01:53:52):
You go, oh, this is it here. We're about to
see heat all over us, running like that. I'll see
how I gotta go. I can't work. I think it's
a battery.

Speaker 5 (01:54:01):
Don't worry about that's just yes, it's a battery. He's
already practicing what he's gonna tell his boss. What's wrong
about the ice? Just a battery.

Speaker 3 (01:54:08):
But I think we already go put it there in
the in the storage room for like, you know, months
or something. Everybody forgets about me taking it up through
your work death? Was that your was that your uncle? Yeah?
You say, now this is not Matt.

Speaker 5 (01:54:26):
Matt was just you won't be held responsible with this man.
You had nothing to do it, Matta. I'm sure it
was a battery, right. I mean, there wasn't but three
buttons on it. You couldn't mess it up too bad, Matt.
It was just thing's built to go out in the
woods and be tough, surely handed around the radio studio.

Speaker 3 (01:54:40):
Ain't gonna mess it up. Yeah, you know what. We
didn't drop it or anything. Let me tell you something,
Matt and I. I got it with two hands. That's
what caused the problem.

Speaker 7 (01:54:46):
Let me tell you this on you two death from above.
His uncle is is Matt, and Matt and I go
to church together. And then Match is a fireman, and
I guess he knew this fireman and this he called
in a fireman, but you fire you called it in
a fireman, buddy, deal for him to bring it in?

Speaker 5 (01:55:02):
Why do I feel like this? Sunday I'm gonna see
Matt going to the altar. If you have anything you
need to pray about, just come down front.

Speaker 3 (01:55:08):
There goes Matt. I'm gonna take one of the special
offerings a jar.

Speaker 5 (01:55:13):
And because we're response folso, he will fill my hand
up on the shoulder you're coming down, coming down there
and pray with it. Com with you.

Speaker 1 (01:55:21):
Lord.

Speaker 7 (01:55:22):
I know that you don't care about heat, image and
cameras that much, but everything you saw it all, and
you saw we just touched it.

Speaker 13 (01:55:30):
We weren't being.

Speaker 1 (01:55:37):

Speaker 4 (01:56:04):
Six minutes past the hour. Welcome into a best of
Rick and Bubba's show. I'm your host, Speedy.

Speaker 5 (01:56:09):
Thank you so much as always for participating in the
best of Us and enjoying some just sitting back enjoying it,
and others contacting us, letting us know what they'd love
to hear, and that just brings back so many great
memories and we get to dig in and then make
a list, and here we are playing one best of
after another one. You know, the bussy slipping slide is

(01:56:33):
next on the table, and this is a great moment.

Speaker 3 (01:56:36):
Thank you for the request.

Speaker 7 (01:56:37):
We try to pass along some of our traditions to
our children, and it's painful sometimes to see that our
children's generation, there's so many things in life.

Speaker 3 (01:56:46):
They've never experienced and they don't even know what it is.
You know it is that Rick, I guess it's a
sign of getting old.

Speaker 5 (01:56:51):
You think about it, our kids will never have to
deal with a record player now, you know, on eight
track tape they have no concept. And really, I think
that cassette tapes will be obsolete by the time, you know,
they're up and in school and all that kind of stuff.
And you know it is it's kind of our obligation
to pass along some of the fun memories that we

(01:57:12):
had as children. I mentioned to my wife, the lovely
Betty Loo. I said, honey, have you ever thought about
getting a slip and slide? Because we used to have
a ball on those things.

Speaker 3 (01:57:23):
When they even exist, Because that's what I would have thought,
you know, I didn't even know.

Speaker 5 (01:57:26):
And she said, funny, you mentioned that. I went to
the store yesterday afternoon and I just happened to pick
one up. I saw one on the way out. It
wasn't very expensive. I grabbed one, and so she handed
it to me. Of course, it's folded up in a
tiny box, and immediately I thought, hey, how did they
get that in there? Sure, but I took it out
in the yard and I unfolded it. And you know,

(01:57:47):
they've got them high tech now, I mean, they're a
lot better than even when we were kidre Really, oh, yeah,
because they've got holes in one of the side. You
know ours used to just kind of run over into
the yellow track.

Speaker 3 (01:57:57):
Well this one squirts out water like up and over.

Speaker 5 (01:58:01):
It almost makes a tunnel that you slide through, and
you know, some of the drops fall down and it
keeps the plastic wet so you can slide.

Speaker 13 (01:58:08):
And all that.

Speaker 5 (01:58:09):
So you know, I'm roll it out and I water
it down, I hammer down the uh you know, the
posts that hold it down the ground and everything. And
the new ones though, Rick, You've got a real technical advantage.

Speaker 3 (01:58:20):
A new thing.

Speaker 5 (01:58:21):
They've got like a bumper pad on the end of it.
You blow up like a beach ball, you know, and
push the little nozzle down so you.

Speaker 3 (01:58:27):
Slide to blow up.

Speaker 5 (01:58:29):
Uh, you know, a little more than you want it
to be, but it's not impossible. But it's it comes
around on three sides, so you like slide into a
big catching thing.

Speaker 3 (01:58:36):
See we didn't have that.

Speaker 15 (01:58:37):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:58:38):
That's that's a nice edition.

Speaker 5 (01:58:39):
And uh, you know, you get a little bit of water,
it builds up in it, so you kind of go
into a little puddle.

Speaker 3 (01:58:43):
It's kind of neat how you do it. So I
was all excited.

Speaker 5 (01:58:47):
I hooked the thing up and you know, I got
a pretty good connection with the hose. It wasn't leaking,
and we fired up and the you know, the little
things fired and I'm thinking, the kids are gonna think I.

Speaker 3 (01:58:57):
Am the greatest dad ever. You can alread hear them mumble,
I am so excited.

Speaker 5 (01:59:01):
And I'm thinking back to fun times when me and
my neighbor Gear Gilbert used to have one in his
backyard and we would slide and all the games you
make up you get so you throw balls to people
sliding and they catch it. And then we played one
like where you had a guy at the end and
like another guy on the other end of the yard
and you got like three steps off the slipping slide,
and the guy at the end of the slipping slide

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was like the pitcher, and he would throw it to
the catcher and you take off running, try and steal
the base, and the catcher will try to throw it
back and him tag you out before you got to them, sir.
So you know, we had all kind of and I'm
just visualizing my kids all the fun they're going to have.

Speaker 3 (01:59:36):
You know, you've got a few game suggestions.

Speaker 5 (01:59:39):
Got a couple of balls ready to, you know, when
they get to that advanced stage.

Speaker 3 (01:59:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:59:43):
So I hook it up and I said, you know,
Hunter is four and Kate let's too. I said, come on,
let me show you how to do this. Hunter's all excited.
Daddy's slipping, slide, slip and slide. I said, okay, Son,
run and dive on it. Well, he kind of runs
up to it, stops, gets down on his knees and
kind of does like he's swimming the breaststroke or something.
I said, no, Son, you don't understand. You need to

(02:00:05):
run and slide on it. So I get him back
and he'd run up again, he'd stop, and he'd fall
on the on the thing, you know, water on him.

Speaker 3 (02:00:11):
He's not sliding because he's not diving on it.

Speaker 15 (02:00:14):
Good.

Speaker 3 (02:00:14):
You're getting frustrated that now. I'm trying to help him,
and I even get him down on it. One time.

Speaker 5 (02:00:18):
I'm gonna kind of push him down through there. And
I push him a little bit and he spends sideways.

Speaker 3 (02:00:22):
You know, he goes through four.

Speaker 5 (02:00:23):
Foot really wasn't operating like I wanted it to. So
I thought, well, I'll get Caitlin. She's a little bit smaller.
I can just kind of bowl her down. Yeah, I'll
get her and just kind of bowl her down through
there and then everybody will see it and get the
hang out.

Speaker 3 (02:00:37):
Well, she starts crying. She doesn't want.

Speaker 5 (02:00:39):
Anything to do with it. She runs up, looks at it,
and then she takes off running. No, daddy, No, it's scary.

Speaker 3 (02:00:44):
I'm not doing it, you know. So I'm getting aggravated.
The water's running, you know.

Speaker 5 (02:00:49):
Yeah, I mean it looks and I'm going kids play, Betty, Betty,
can you go down this?

Speaker 3 (02:00:56):
No, I'm pulling.

Speaker 5 (02:00:57):
Weeds out of the flower bed. I don't have my
bathing suit on. I'll get it on in a minute.
You know all this kind hunter come here again, let
me show you. I'm gonna get you by the pants.
I'm gonna try to bowl you. Oh you're little heavier,
and I remember, this ain't gonna work out. So I
and hunters like Dady slip. How do you slip and slide?

Speaker 3 (02:01:13):
I don't know. How can you not know how to slip?
And so I know what you mean? It come natural
to us. It's hot.

Speaker 5 (02:01:20):
I'm sweating out there. I've been rolling that thing out
and that night and finally I just break, you know,
how you get to that point you go. We call
it to kill me stage, just where you just don't
care anymore.

Speaker 3 (02:01:32):
Kill me.

Speaker 5 (02:01:32):
You have got to have relief, you got to get
it done whatever. And I am just I'm probably being
a little obnoxious in my situde. I can't believe that
these kids cannot figure out how to slip and slide.
So I'm like, I'm just gonna and I'm looking, and
I'm thinking, I start thinking, where's my bathing suit? I

(02:01:53):
need to get my bathing suit on and show them
how to do it. Well, i start thinking it's in
the house, it's upstairs. Gosh, only those in our closet
where it's at. So in my mind, I'm thinking, what
would it hurt if I strip down to my underwear
and slide one time, just to show.

Speaker 3 (02:02:12):
Them how to do it? Sure, what's wrong with that cheeryard?

Speaker 5 (02:02:16):
The neighbors can't see the house too good now because
of the growth, so in it just rick almost in
a blind rage, I strip off my shirt, my shorts.

Speaker 3 (02:02:27):
I'm throwing my shoes at the house. I want to know,
did you undress angrily? Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:02:32):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (02:02:34):
And I'm down to my white grippy shorts. Yes, sir,
and I ain't. I am screaming, get out of the way.
Daddy's going to show you how to do it.

Speaker 3 (02:02:45):
Had the way to go.

Speaker 5 (02:02:46):
So I take a running dive on that slipping slot.
And let me reassure all of you who are studying
physics that mass does play into the velocity factor.

Speaker 3 (02:02:58):
Wow, it does.

Speaker 5 (02:02:59):
I went down that slipping slide ninety miles an hour, okay, you,
I mean it was a good one.

Speaker 3 (02:03:04):
They really got them shined up and slip.

Speaker 5 (02:03:08):
And I hit that pad I think going about seventy
five miles now, and I held on for dear life
as I went out over the pad.

Speaker 3 (02:03:18):
Oh yeah, so you couldn't even stop you, now, Rick,
The beautiful part of this is I run and I'm
still mad, and I'm just got that. I can't believe
you can't figure out how to slide.

Speaker 5 (02:03:29):
So I run and about the time I go mid air,
there is a warning sticker on the slipping slide that's
about four inches by eight inches that says warning, no
one over one hundred and ten pounds used this.

Speaker 3 (02:03:44):
I oh, now, we're ready now.

Speaker 5 (02:03:46):
So you you could say that in mid air right
when you look down and it was looking up at you.
What so I thought, well, this could be bad. Well
immediately stopping you. Then immediately after I do it, mission accomplished.
Hunter goes, oh, now I see so of course he
can't just take three steps and dive. He has to

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go to the other end of the yard run get
the rolling. And it's so funny. He will run up,
then he will stop, then he will dive on it.

Speaker 3 (02:04:13):
Sure, you know what.

Speaker 5 (02:04:15):
But then he got the hang of it and got
to enjoy it. I mean he is flying down the hill,
he is diving. I mean he's not hitting the slipping
slide to halfway down it.

Speaker 3 (02:04:23):
I've never seen that. And he's going end over in though,
and I'm going there you go, go, nunt, you gotta
get a tact this thing. But you was after, would you?

Speaker 1 (02:04:35):
That was it?

Speaker 3 (02:04:35):
Now?

Speaker 5 (02:04:36):
An important fact don't try to put your kid on
your back, let them hold around your neck, and you
run and dive on.

Speaker 3 (02:04:44):
The slipping slide. Well that sounds good, though in my
underwear churs.

Speaker 5 (02:04:49):
Betty comes to the fence and goes, my gosh, what
is happening here in this backyard? But don't ride your
kid's piggyback while you slipping slide just a little warning.

Speaker 1 (02:05:00):
Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 5 (02:05:19):
Twenty minutes past the hour. Thank you so much for
tuning in to the best Rick and Bubba Show. I'm
your host, Speedy.

Speaker 4 (02:05:24):
Appreciate you hanging out with us as we look back
celebrate thirty one years of Rick and Bubba history. I'll
take you to Monday, January fourth, and then it's the
debut of the Rick Burgess Show. You go to Rick
Burgessshow dot com for all the information. Tune in Monday
starting at five am Central. If you're listening live. I
know a lot of you have a different radio affiliates

(02:05:45):
that play the show at different times, who you maybe
stream the show. But if you are listening live, Rick
joins us at five am for the Rick Burgess Show
all the way up to ten am live.

Speaker 5 (02:05:57):
That's if you are tuning in live. All right, So
here we go. Let's jump back to another great best
of moment take away. So Sherry and I went to
the beach this past weekend. And uh, my beautiful wife,
if if you're if you're willing, she'll go to the
beach and she'll stay out there all day long, all
day long. And then the only thing, the only thing
she wants to break for is a bick ride. Uh So,

(02:06:17):
and I know that and I know that going in now,
keep in mind, keep in mind, first of all, hey,
first of all, hey, first yeah, first of all, I'm
a grown man, okay. Uh And when grown men, especially
especially if you're a grown man who you know you're
trying to do better with your eating everything. But you
have a great fondness for food when people are encouraging

(02:06:40):
you to eat.

Speaker 13 (02:06:41):
You have.

Speaker 3 (02:06:43):
When people are encouraging you to eat, you don't want
to waste it on something like some.

Speaker 13 (02:06:47):
K or I e.

Speaker 3 (02:06:49):
Both.

Speaker 5 (02:06:49):
I've never heard said there they are look at that bubba.
Women go crazy over the they go crazy.

Speaker 3 (02:06:57):
So Sherry, am I.

Speaker 5 (02:06:58):
The only one that's never heard it called? I say,
I've heard of you heard it wrong? But you go
in there and they have I love sherctery boards. Now
what I think you just bit your tongue.

Speaker 3 (02:07:12):
Now did you order?

Speaker 7 (02:07:13):
And I say, bo, did you have to say it?
So here's the thing, but don't forget this. Don't forget
when you go into these restaurants. Not only are you
already demoralized that you're going into one of these places,
when you when you walk in. Keep in mind, Sherry
is asking me to take one of my meal opportunities
at the beach and wasted part of the trail and

(02:07:34):
waste it on this when you.

Speaker 5 (02:07:35):
Go in there, these places, these places are just like
the Starbucks problem.

Speaker 7 (02:07:42):
Not only is it demoralizing for any heterosexual man to
go in there, but then the way that they name
their bowls.

Speaker 3 (02:07:48):
You got to go to the embarrassment of that. I
say it.

Speaker 5 (02:07:51):
I'd like to have the the Bahama Joyful, you know,
you know, I like to have the you know, I
like to have the Cowabunga.

Speaker 3 (02:08:03):
You know what I mean. You feel like you feel
like an idiot, you know what I mean? And so
so the island.

Speaker 7 (02:08:07):
So listen, I walk up and of course all these
places for some reason, nobody knows why they have to
They have togreg they have to least the spot that
features two hundred square feet.

Speaker 3 (02:08:18):
Everybody is pat You can't turn around.

Speaker 7 (02:08:21):
And so I walk up, and guys, when I walk up,
because you know, you want to come through, come back
to the beach with whatever she wants.

Speaker 3 (02:08:27):
Okay, doing what she likes. Okay, hey, we're doing what
she likes. It's great here. And I walk up and
bubb you remember the term for chuck e cheese.

Speaker 7 (02:08:37):
Hell, they were lined up outside like the stones this time,
because remember this is the target audience. They're lined up
outside like justin Bieber's. As far as I.

Speaker 5 (02:08:49):
Can see our girls anywhere from the age twelve to eighteen,
that's all it is.

Speaker 7 (02:08:56):
And I'm like, what i mean, I'm talking about. There
you are, I'm coming back. There's now hey, there's piles
of them. I mean they're everywhere. Well then you just bearded?

Speaker 3 (02:09:04):
God, yeah, and everybody.

Speaker 12 (02:09:06):
Now we got a bearded guy just a minute, Rick,
I thought you were at a yogurt shop and those topics.

Speaker 5 (02:09:10):
I'm sorry, Bob, but it's not that would that we
would almost prefer. So it's so, now get your napkin.

Speaker 3 (02:09:15):
You got something? I say, he and your beard?

Speaker 7 (02:09:17):
Right, yeah, that's by the ways i'd ever been said,
hey beard, yes, And I say and your beard, because
no man with a beard would be in there.

Speaker 5 (02:09:24):
So I so I get up there and I'm like,
how long is this gonna be? How long is it's
gonna be? How long is it gonna be?

Speaker 13 (02:09:29):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:09:29):
So so long? Lie so long?

Speaker 7 (02:09:30):
So anyway, So I almost turn back and then I think, well,
you know what, once I get inside the door, it's
not that far. I think it's not that and you
want to come through, you want to come back whatever?
Your wife, right, So I get in there. Now, I
want you to picture this, okay, for you to come
back with wings.

Speaker 3 (02:09:46):
Picture me. Picture me exactly the way I look. Okay,
picture me exactly way I look.

Speaker 7 (02:09:50):
Standing. I'm not exaggerating that. There's me and there's nothing
but teenage girls. It's just me and a bunch of
teenage girls and so and so I'm sitting there and
then and then there's a window right here to my
right that goes back out to the world in which
I came from. Okay, so what do you think happens?
So there's a few little girls in front of me,
and I think, well, I'm not that far away. Then

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what happens? They all start running up.

Speaker 3 (02:10:13):
To the window. Can you can get me active bow?
And they're and they're following wind and to the people
in front of them.

Speaker 5 (02:10:20):
I'm fend so bad for her, and then they're doing
all this kind of stuff, and you know that's just
for me.

Speaker 3 (02:10:24):
I fess up bad for her. I know what she wants.
Then they can't get each other's order.

Speaker 5 (02:10:29):
I can't get up there, so they start texting each
other through the window what they want in line. Now
they're taking pictures of the menu and then they're sending
it back because they're looking in the window.

Speaker 1 (02:10:39):
I can't sit him.

Speaker 3 (02:10:39):
I can't hit him Mango forgetting I got can you text?

Speaker 6 (02:10:42):
Hango?

Speaker 5 (02:10:43):
And I'm like, I'm never going to get a bowl?
And then I'm thinking I don't want to bowl anyway.
So so imagine what I'm going through for something I
don't even want.

Speaker 3 (02:10:51):
And uh, I fess up back for her. I bet
I heard.

Speaker 5 (02:10:55):
I feel so bad for her. I don't know what
was happening, something was going, but I just fiss up
ad for her and Texas these old faces jumping in.
So what happens is, well, here's what. So not only
have I got all these girls in front of me,
now pile are coming to the door, and so really
really they're just backing me up about further. Every time

(02:11:15):
you want to come in, can you take? And uh,
I bet I heard that a thousand times. I'm like,
y'all say, I'm looking at out there. I fiss up
for her, and I don't feel bad. First, you should
be on time, right and beard, So I guys, it
took me so long, so very long.

Speaker 3 (02:11:39):
So then I make the mistake You've loved. I've had
a good drive through. Rick, I feel so bad for you. Yeah,
I know, I fill up bat for him. Sure there's
an app for that.

Speaker 5 (02:11:49):
And so then by the way I did, by the
way it did own some of the people back there working,
I screamed out, is this what it feels like to
be justin Bieber? And and by the way it owns
some of the people back are being here with those
every day. And so so I think, well, I'm gonna
leave this bowl world because by the way, I'm only
gonna say one bowl, because they're all named all these

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I'll take the I'll take the Bahama.

Speaker 3 (02:12:13):
Passion, you know.

Speaker 7 (02:12:15):
And so so I was like saying that the Mohama pageant. Yeah,
I felt so bad for her. You know what, they
don't whether there's to talk the way they talk so anyway,
so I was.

Speaker 3 (02:12:25):
Like, did you ever just scream? Stop I belying.

Speaker 7 (02:12:30):
I finally had to say, hey man, and they kind
of look around, you know, they're terrified.

Speaker 3 (02:12:34):
Now there's Gihn looking up. Should leave Jackets wondering here.
I'm so scared of him.

Speaker 5 (02:12:40):
So so anyway, burger. All I said was all I
said was, hey, hey, noway now over doing so much?

Speaker 3 (02:12:49):
Don't know about me? I must not know about me.
I'll give you three I'm at the beach, so I'm
in a pretty good move. Yeah, but it's waning. Yeah,
so Rick, I'll give you three of your friends orders.
And then I'm cutting guy. I cut it.

Speaker 1 (02:13:00):
I did.

Speaker 5 (02:13:00):
That's funny, you said. I cut it off at three
five and six came. I said, hey, man, y'all gonna
have to come in.

Speaker 3 (02:13:06):
You said, whoa.

Speaker 5 (02:13:07):
I'm so kind of scared of him, so so anyway, Uh,
he looks like he's eating milsberry than I. So anyway,
so I get up and I just say, I gotta
go smooth so bold I couldn't. I had to go smoothie.
I'll take give me something with strawberries and bananas in it.

Speaker 28 (02:13:24):
But what what?

Speaker 3 (02:13:25):
Which one? Well?

Speaker 5 (02:13:26):
You mean which one you want the extra? I want
the one energy strawberry. Do you do you want to
put energy shot in it?

Speaker 2 (02:13:31):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:13:32):
I don't list caffeine. He doesn't know why, you know,
I don't think I don't think I've ever had in
my whole life. I just want bananas and strawberries. Put
some put some milk in it. Oh, we don't have milk.
Do you want coconut milk?

Speaker 13 (02:13:47):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:13:48):
No, I don't. I won't wonder about what's gonna get
me out of here. Would you like to have some
almond milk? No, you get some cow milk? Where did
almond milk come from? Anyway?

Speaker 12 (02:13:58):
Milk almonds don't make don't know they do if you
grind them up, they don't they Yeah, it was it
was the It was set on Rai's little almonds off
well thirty five calories. Did you walk back to serry
with the right thing?

Speaker 1 (02:14:10):
I did?

Speaker 5 (02:14:10):
Of course they'd forgotten my smoothie what they call out Rick?
And then I'm embarrassed. I tried to use a figure
in and they give me the Muhamma passion bowl. Well,
I see, I see E I k I stuff in.

Speaker 31 (02:14:25):
It and then I.

Speaker 1 (02:14:27):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 6 (02:14:32):
Go.

Speaker 3 (02:14:48):
Hey, Rick here.

Speaker 5 (02:14:48):
I hope you're enjoying the best of Rick and Bubba's.
We're celebrating thirty one years of radio Gold. But don't
forget On January the sixth, a brand new era begins
the Rick Burgers Show. Speedy, Greg and Adler were join
me get all the details right now at Rick Burgess
show dot com.

Speaker 3 (02:15:03):
My good friend Chuck Carroll, who I've actually become big
buddies with.

Speaker 10 (02:15:06):
You.

Speaker 5 (02:15:07):
Remember the day that I tried to get the nursery
painted and we got fifty seven painters.

Speaker 7 (02:15:09):
Called, now's hey, your handyman. He's my guy share with,
He's the guy I won't share with. Chuck had been
talking about we go paintballing paint. I know a lot
of people are gonna paint. I know, once again we're
behind the curve. This is something everybody has been doing.

Speaker 5 (02:15:19):
But I mean I've never been Yeah, and I had neither,
And I said, yeah, I don't know, Chuck if paintballing
this for me?

Speaker 3 (02:15:24):
And I said, Speedy went one time.

Speaker 5 (02:15:26):
And direct clear everybody, And this is where you go
into the woods. Yes, you play army, Yes, and you
shoot little balls of paint at each other. And in
my mind, even though Speedy had tried to warm it,
I don't think I paid attention much when Speedy win.
Do you remember you remember Speedy trying to tell me
a boat and I didn't give you much on it,
and because I thought, well, in my mind, I pictured
big big balls of paint hitting you almost like a

(02:15:49):
water balloon and putting paint on you.

Speaker 3 (02:15:51):
That was my vision, you know.

Speaker 7 (02:15:53):
And and so I said, first of all, they tell
me to wear a military guard. He says, you're gonna
need to wear your camouflage, you know, he said, cause
you don't want be standing out.

Speaker 5 (02:16:01):
So so I find out I'm gonna go on this
day was a gut closer. I thought, also, I'm really going,
And of course it is the hottest day of the year,
and I'm in camouflage, you know, like you're going, honey.
You know, I'm always this guy who watches and I
follow Chuck and his son's out or one of his
son's chase medus out there and Tyler and I'm watching,
and we're headed out there, and we keep getting deeper
and deeper into the woods and deeper, and you see

(02:16:22):
these little paintball quest signs paintball, oh yeah, And I
start getting kind of nervous, you know, and all that,
and I step out and as I step out, I
look and people are like dressed and like motorcross suits
with skull, you know, you know, a visors and covered
faces and people put like burning hot and I like, say,
you find another fat guy and he's got like three

(02:16:44):
or four layers of clothes on, and I'm like, hey,
I said that that's pretty severe. Hey that's And they
all look real serious about it. I'man serious and all
of a.

Speaker 7 (02:16:53):
Sudden, I look and they pull out these little bitty
bubba They're no bigger than a marble. They are about
a more horor bull size. I think the ones we
used were CO two. I had the you know, the
tank air tank, like the hot dog.

Speaker 5 (02:17:07):
Launcher, right, and they it's rapid fire, and I mean
they really fire.

Speaker 3 (02:17:13):
How many? How many the gun hole? Oh, it'd probably
hold three hundred maybe something like that.

Speaker 5 (02:17:19):
Wow, that's a lot of shocks. Well you think, so,
they say, anybody here not done it? And I am
the only only hand that goes up. I keep in mind,
I'm two hundred and eighty pounds and I'm already hot,
and I'm fighting the elements already, and I raised my hand.
They said, you have to keep you plug in. They
don't shoot you by ten feet or closer. We'll throw
you out and keep your mask on at all times.
And and I'm looking and everybody's really looking at me

(02:17:42):
now in our group. You know what I mean, it's serious,
real serious. And once again, and Bubba, this is on
you too. Once again they say, oh, how about the
old guys take on the young guys. Well, I walk
over with the young guys. They said, no, you're off
here with us. You are an old guy.

Speaker 3 (02:17:56):
That's twice I've been put on the old man team
here in the last month. I got old man in
basketball Sunday night.

Speaker 5 (02:18:01):
You see what I'm saying. So we go there and
they let me try. Well, I get to shooting it.
I think that I you know, in my mind, I go, well,
I'm gonna be so good at this. People won't even
believe it because I'm such a good shot, because I
was born to shoot, you know what I mean. So
I said, you're a phenom, You're natural. Yeah, and I said, well,
this is going to be thrilling. Well, the paint guns
don't work like you know, my my Remington at all,

(02:18:22):
you know what I mean. You know, not once did
I have a nice weatherby you know, three hundred mag
to shoot, you know what I mean. They're a little
round balls. There's no projecting.

Speaker 7 (02:18:29):
You know, it's not set up to cut through air
at all. So you shoot, and I know it's they're
freiling off in all kinds of.

Speaker 3 (02:18:35):
Direct depends on how they spin come out.

Speaker 5 (02:18:37):
And I said, well, I guess I'm ready to go.
And I think, well, I will get out here and I.

Speaker 3 (02:18:41):
Will how heavy is the gun?

Speaker 15 (02:18:43):
Lot?

Speaker 3 (02:18:43):
Very lot? And really, bubba, I will say a little
too lot.

Speaker 5 (02:18:46):
Anybody just been shot by one of these paintball guns, speedy,
I know you have well being stung by menie day
we're out, they say the worst case scenario is to
be shot on bear skin, so you try to have
a lot of bears.

Speaker 7 (02:19:00):
And they're really serious about you not taking your mask off.
I mean serious, okay, as they I mean you you
realize how dangerous is because I mean they won't stop
talking about it, you know what I mean. So we
get out there and we split up, and I think, well,
I'm gonna have a lot of cover. This is gonna
be Then now my my Indian will come out and
I'll be helped by being able to get through the
woods to sneak up on people.

Speaker 3 (02:19:20):
I'm ready to thrill my new friend of the forest.

Speaker 7 (02:19:22):
I'm ready to thrill my friend Chuck Carroll and his sons,
you know, because I'm I'm gonna be the weak link
in the old man group. Everybody knows it, you know,
I've never been. It's me Chuck, his brother Rick, and
boy cannot think of the other guy that was with us,
but he was, I mean he was really. I mean
all of us are about the same age. So we
get out there and Rick and I are overweight. It's
only Chuck and the other guy that are, you know,

(02:19:43):
fast and skinny. So they're gonna be the runners every time.
But got to get a flag, get back with it,
or get a flag and take it to a place.
So that never happened in any of our games, because
everyone was killed before that ever happened. Okay, so the
flag really never came into play ever.

Speaker 3 (02:19:56):
Unbelievable. So I was not a.

Speaker 7 (02:20:00):
Four, which is which a small teams. Usually the teams
are a lot bigger than that. So I we go
out in this one field. They said we'll start on
this one, will I. Look, we're just standing in the
field looking at each other, you know. They said, these
these balls shoot at like forty fifty miles an hour
and we're standing there and I said, we're just gonna
look each other and shoot.

Speaker 3 (02:20:14):
They said, no, you can hie behind these barrels. What's hot.

Speaker 7 (02:20:17):
So I get over and get behind the barrels and
they said no, no big and you got to come
out here, stand back here at this starting place.

Speaker 5 (02:20:22):
Then you run to cover, like coming out of a car.
I said, you do you do what to cover? They said, well,
you'll run. I said run, And all of a sudden,
look then it dawns on me. I've got this mask
on that, I've got this.

Speaker 3 (02:20:35):
So you feel like you can't breath. I don't breathe
good in here. I can't breathe good, you know. And
we're back to that again. I think this is how
Bubba sleeps, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (02:20:42):
So so so then they so want and we take
out and I just hear the I mean, I get
behind a barrel and.

Speaker 3 (02:20:49):
I can't even I'm in. Then it's splatting, I said, splattered.

Speaker 5 (02:20:54):
Orange gets by the side of hit like that in
the ref comes over there says, no, it's not a hit,
you're right, And I started screaming, I'm down. You'll like that,
and so so he says, keeps you get and so
about that time and I'm trying to shooting and I
get up here and I some splat, my gun gets
shot and they.

Speaker 3 (02:21:08):
Throw me out for my gun getting shot. They said, oh,
you got hit on your gun. So then the worst
to me, this is the worst. They didn't get it shot.
So then they go and you know, I'm just shooting freight.
Now are they shooting?

Speaker 5 (02:21:20):
I mean they're all over and they got me pinned down. Man,
there's goods in the waters. And Rick Rick didn't what't mobile?
He hid and they came at it.

Speaker 1 (02:21:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:21:28):
Then I couldn't get up ahead of the guy shooting
at you whether shooting too. It's mania, man, this is war.
It's war. Then you see saving private run a dead
man walking, dead man walking.

Speaker 5 (02:21:40):
So they didn't have to tell me that, but once
to let him know you're dead. So then we move
on to this other deal. We get in the woods
and I said, chuck, I said, man, that was so.
So we get over there in the woods and now
I said, well this is where I'll shine in the woods.

Speaker 15 (02:21:52):
Now.

Speaker 7 (02:21:52):
Now now I'm on fire, I'm ready now and I've
gone through. But I got a little windy. So then
we get to this place in the woods and there's
like a fort.

Speaker 5 (02:22:01):
You got it, you can run to. There's woods and
there's a fort you can run to. And I said,
I'm gonna run to that fort right there. That's where
I'm gonna be.

Speaker 3 (02:22:09):
That's my plan. I saw it. So they do the
five four three too, and I'm as hard as I
go I and I dive in the fort.

Speaker 2 (02:22:19):
I go.

Speaker 13 (02:22:19):
Well.

Speaker 5 (02:22:19):
Then I get in the fort and realize I'm so
winded I can't even shoot.

Speaker 3 (02:22:23):
I just want to live.

Speaker 5 (02:22:24):
I'm in the fort gone, and one of the rest
comes around me says, hey, bigg you need to get
So I get up, and I realize everybody's so far away.

Speaker 3 (02:22:34):
I can't hit anybody. I'm shooting.

Speaker 5 (02:22:36):
It's going boot and the little balls are rolling, they're going,
so I think I've got to move again cause they
get to you there. Well, yeah, there was a guy
at another angle, so but I couldn't see him because
but the guys out in front of me that I
could shoot, I wouldn't reach it.

Speaker 7 (02:22:51):
So the rest says, you're gonna have to move, biggie.
So I look at this other guy said, can you
cover me. He gives me the thumbs up that he's
gonna cover me. Well, I take off and I am running.

Speaker 5 (02:23:03):
At about that time, I'm talking about like a hornet,
like a wild crazed hornet, right in the neck.

Speaker 3 (02:23:11):
Look at this. I get hitting the neck and in
my mind, I'm really at war, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (02:23:17):
Oh yeah, And in my mind I go and I
make this annoy Everybody said it was one of the
best falls I'd ever seen.

Speaker 34 (02:23:21):
And I just went rolling and it was like slow
from platoon. It was like, and I'm on the ground.
I said, I got I'm hit like that, and.

Speaker 5 (02:23:33):
They come up and I've got paint here and it
just it's already like blood's up to the top of
the skin.

Speaker 3 (02:23:38):
Wow, you know what I mean. I get up, damn
man walking like and I looked.

Speaker 5 (02:23:43):
At I said, you didn't comfort me, And the guy said, oh,
he let one in there on you and somebody didn't
one let me run under it, and it drilled me.
I was just far from getting to the big kill zone.
So the hearts on that loose skin too, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (02:23:52):
So I'm out again.

Speaker 7 (02:23:53):
One other time, we get into the woods and you
see these scrapes on me. I mean, I'm going through Briars.
I'm in the woods and I'm in it and we're
sneaking around. You can't see anybody. And I come under
heavy I'm on my stomach, Bubba and Briars. I come
under heavy fire heavy.

Speaker 1 (02:24:09):
No.

Speaker 3 (02:24:10):
I was like, they're on it.

Speaker 5 (02:24:12):
Look and about that time, are you did you ever
get a shot off? But I ain't hit anybody? And
so they arm bands is all you got. Well, somebody
my team makes a huge mistake and comes up behind
me through the woods, all over me, and I'll.

Speaker 3 (02:24:26):
Turn around and think, well, it's one of that. I
unload on him.

Speaker 5 (02:24:34):
And they go, it's me, it's me, it's me, And
he's got this pain all over. And I thought in
my mind I had rolled and Rick not friendly far.
I killed one of my guys on friendly fire.

Speaker 3 (02:24:47):
He's laying. I said, is he down?

Speaker 13 (02:24:49):
Is he down?

Speaker 3 (02:24:50):
I need to pay check and I'll soight here. Hey, hey, Rick,
it's Rick, I said, what Chuck's brother?

Speaker 5 (02:24:57):
Rick?

Speaker 3 (02:24:58):
How you got me?

Speaker 13 (02:24:59):
You know.

Speaker 3 (02:25:01):
You see this arm band, it's the same color.

Speaker 5 (02:25:03):
And the only one idea that was wrong is a
kid got up on the side of me and let
me show you this one.

Speaker 3 (02:25:09):
Oh my good grig, how did that?

Speaker 5 (02:25:12):
Kids shot me in the ribs When I was out
of air rig I ran out. They said I should
have surrendered. I didn't know how to do that.

Speaker 3 (02:25:18):
That looked like you put her. I ran out of paint, but.

Speaker 5 (02:25:23):
I had the paint balls right here and I was
just about to put them back in there and the
kid shot me.

Speaker 3 (02:25:27):
So about five of them had gone in there. Don't
miss this day. Five of them going in there, and
the kid shot me in the ribs. I looked at him.

Speaker 5 (02:25:34):
I said, that's a good shot, man, that's good. But
I'm getting up like that and it's really hurting. And
I raised my gun up and accidentally shot the kid
right in the stomach like that. I said, oh, you
come up shoot me in the ribs right through her close.

Speaker 3 (02:25:48):
Oh I'm sorry. Things got a hair trig der.

Speaker 5 (02:25:52):
On it, so you accidentally shot him and I got
put out foul, you know, I.

Speaker 3 (02:25:58):
Said, things got a hair. I guess I should have
put my plug back. And I'm sorry. I bet that hurt.

Speaker 5 (02:26:01):
That's pretty close thyself, kid over, Okay, I guess said
that hurts. Son.

Speaker 3 (02:26:06):
I'm sorry, my.

Speaker 1 (02:26:07):
Brother Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 5 (02:26:35):
Hey Rick, Here from the Rick and Bubba Show. Hope
you're enjoying some of the best moments in Rick and
Bubba history. But don't forget January the sixth. Right here,
a new era begins with the Rick Burgess Show. Speedy,
Greg and Adler will be joining me for a whole
new adventure January the sixth.

Speaker 3 (02:26:53):
Don't you dare miss it. Some skull was.

Speaker 5 (02:26:55):
Pierced by the arrow was in serious condition in the
hospital after the accident involving the Gray Arrow husband and
wife team in front of about five thousand spectators at
the World Circus Festival Sunday. It's incomprehensible. They've got this
routine down to the nearest tenth of a millimeter. Gilbert Somebody,

(02:27:18):
director of the Pender Jean Richard Circus, told French radio
on Monday. There's a serious risk because the arrow has
pierced her skull. She can't be operated on for another week,
so there's a special so it's especially important that she
does not develop an infection. Oh my gosh, so she
is walking around with an arras sticking out of her face.

Speaker 3 (02:27:43):
What if you were there for that? Was just in
front of people, both of five thousand people.

Speaker 5 (02:27:47):
The audience didn't really understand what had happened until an
emergency medical squad arrived on the scene. What you mean,
I would have been looking at the apple going with
the apple still there. The circus will continue to tour
France despite the accident. Uh that circus life.

Speaker 3 (02:28:04):
They say, sometimes there's a catastrophe, but as they always
say in the in the circus, the show must go on.
The couple had been performing together for fourteen years. The
William Taal act always done before a hushed audience, which
was a high point of the show. You know what
this is about now? A little tired of the missus.

(02:28:27):
This has got a touch of that hunting accident. Fourteen years.
I've been coming out here and I catch you flirting
with a juggler. Yep, he's standing there. Let me shoot
that apple off your head, your little tramp.

Speaker 5 (02:28:42):
Now that feel so my heart felt like you little harlot.

Speaker 3 (02:28:47):
Can you imagine that's what that's it?

Speaker 5 (02:28:49):
I'm telling you all, we're gonna find out that's the death.
Oh okay, he's perfect for fourteen years.

Speaker 3 (02:28:55):
And all of a sudden, I know where he shoots
you right out of the eye. Why would you even
do that? That is a stunt, you know what I mean? Well,
you're crazy, I mean, yeah, that's what you are. Would
you let your beloved spouse shoot a bow and arrow
at you?

Speaker 2 (02:29:08):
Not?

Speaker 3 (02:29:09):
If? If not? If not? If? How about this?

Speaker 6 (02:29:12):
Not?

Speaker 5 (02:29:12):
If God himself spoke? This is the finest archer I've
ever made, Sherry Burgess. Yes, okay, I still will go. Look,
I know unless you now, if you tell me to
stand there, I will. But if that's all you're gonna say, God, Yeah,
if it's my choice, Yeah, if you're giving me a choice,
I think I'm gonna pay it.

Speaker 3 (02:29:30):
If you tell me I got to do this to
get in that, I'll do it. I guess I'm staying.

Speaker 5 (02:29:33):
Or if you tell me do it just to show
you that I believe that you'll keep the air off
my eye, I'll do it. But if you're just telling
me Sherry has a talent and that means she'll be
able to shoot off my head, that's not enough.

Speaker 3 (02:29:42):
It's up to you.

Speaker 5 (02:29:43):
Yeah, that is not enough, because I mean, I get
in too much trouble. Sheery's mad at me most of
the day. Yes, you know what, so I don't think
ross the bowl or not.

Speaker 3 (02:29:51):
No, that's what this is. We'll find this out. You
know what you just had hanging around the acrobats, didn't
you the family? I think I saw you with the
trapeze artist?

Speaker 15 (02:30:03):
Did you?

Speaker 3 (02:30:03):
Did you didn't think I saw that? Did huh m hmm? Wow?
That was a very uh that really painted a picture
there that that is a brutal scream. By the way,

(02:30:24):
is teacher that was hanging out with a Bundoley family.
Let's hear you.

Speaker 16 (02:30:30):
You want more?

Speaker 3 (02:30:30):
Do nothing? That that welcome? What am I called the gray?

Speaker 17 (02:30:34):
What?

Speaker 32 (02:30:34):
The gray?

Speaker 3 (02:30:35):
Whatever? The gray? Really good shooting team?

Speaker 5 (02:30:38):
Yeah, yeah, husband and wife been doing this act for
fourteen years. Everyone quiet, please please drum roll if.

Speaker 3 (02:30:44):
You would, I've lost the screen now the drum row?
Oh you can't go back to the screen out of
hot buddy, What a shame. I will stop the act.
That's still pretty. I mean that's but the drummer adds
so much to it. Don't you think that's got to

(02:31:05):
be part of Put it on a hot button right quick?
Because I got to hear the whole thing. Which one
you put it on? I just put it right there
for a quick which you want we use the national
anthem all the time. Okay, put it on.

Speaker 7 (02:31:22):
The Here we come the Gray husband and wife shooting team.
For fourteen years they've been forming this precision William Tail act.

Speaker 3 (02:31:28):
We must have quiet in the audience while they concentrate
on this act. Wait a minute, right now again, all right,

(02:31:50):
he's the man again. That's pretty strong, quite pleasing the
audience for fourteen years. The family, Gray family. What's the family?

Speaker 5 (02:32:00):
The Gray Arrow husband and wifey tell everybody close your eyes.
Everybody please close your eyes. Everybody in the audience, police,
unless you're driving a car. That's this is the Gray
Precision Arrow team. Husband and Wan even hype it up
for fourteen years, folks, the.

Speaker 3 (02:32:15):
Only couple in the world that will perform this live
in front of you tonight.

Speaker 5 (02:32:19):
Quiet please, you are watching one of the most impressive
precision performed. The timing must be perfect.

Speaker 3 (02:32:27):
Please, no noise.

Speaker 5 (02:32:38):
All right now picture this one. Now, I'm gonna let
you hear. Now, I'll let you hear if Ryan Greenwood
was in the audience. Okay, Ryan Greenwood in the audience.
Now once again, it's the audience including Ryan Greenwood. Now
watch this precision tame fourteen years they've been doing this
quiet Please what if the guy accidentally let another one

(02:33:25):
go and it hit Ryan and he thought it was funny.

Speaker 3 (02:33:47):
Wow, that's a brave sound of act.

Speaker 5 (02:33:49):
That'll wrap up this hour of the Best of Ricking
Bubba Show. Thank you so much for tuning in. I'll
be with you till Monday when we debut The Rick

(02:34:11):
Burgess Show.

Speaker 1 (02:34:12):
Right here, Ricking Bubba, Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 3 (02:34:29):
Six minutes past the hour.

Speaker 4 (02:34:31):
It is a brand new hour of the Best of
Ricking Bubba Show as we are celebrating thirty.

Speaker 3 (02:34:35):
One years of Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 9 (02:34:39):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (02:34:39):
Amazing. Thank you all for helping produce these best ofs.
It's your request that we're playing and we thank you
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That's when the live.

Speaker 3 (02:35:02):
Show will start.

Speaker 5 (02:35:03):
I know your affiliates or streaming options, you can hear
it whenever, really, but that's when we'll be live.

Speaker 3 (02:35:09):
Rick will join us early in the morning. All right,
here we go, let's start this hour fresh, Miss Kay
call in, Hey, miss Kay, go ahead, good morning.

Speaker 22 (02:35:18):
Richard morner Field, mister Speed and mister Ada, mister helps
It and mister Gray. I knew it was gonna.

Speaker 35 (02:35:25):
Show up sometime, and yeah it is. So what is that,
miss k Well, it's come to my attention that one
of my friends contacted me last evening about how they
call me letting our little burp on the TV.

Speaker 7 (02:35:41):
Yeah, miss Kay, we saw that video last night. I
know you were in a very serious situation. So I
hate that happened. Had you had you had something maybe
for lunch.

Speaker 22 (02:35:50):
Or well I had down men Philly cheafsteak Oli and
I had caught it with a cottage cheese and cottage.
She just didn't set up well, and it just wants
to pop back up to say hello, right.

Speaker 3 (02:36:04):
Pop back up and say hello. Well, you know, it
happens to all of us. Yeah, it does. Well, not
not usually at press conference, but it does happen to us.

Speaker 22 (02:36:12):
That is true that it came out of the attic in.

Speaker 3 (02:36:16):
The basement, so true, even though the mic might not
have picked it up.

Speaker 35 (02:36:27):
You're right, yeah, yeah, well I'm I'm sorry about that,
but you know, we all have to let out to
even now.

Speaker 22 (02:36:35):
Man, it just happened, and I apologize. It was a
very serious moment and I'm hurting, boss stating so many
that are hurting and the loss of such a young life.
But but I just want to apologize for that. If
you want to see it up with the workome bubble world,
that's just fine with me.

Speaker 7 (02:36:54):
Yeah, well, we thought about we would play it, you know,
because lot of people may not have heard it. And
but now you're owning it, which I think makes that
softens the blow a little bit.

Speaker 22 (02:37:01):
Well, I mean, who wasn't.

Speaker 5 (02:37:04):
Yeah, thank you, I found thank you for clarifying here.
Philly Steak with little cottage cheek just asked the.

Speaker 3 (02:37:14):
Guy in the mask behind her the pullar finger.

Speaker 1 (02:37:16):
I think.

Speaker 7 (02:37:18):
We have it if Speedy can survive playing it for us,
bubb And I mean we're just reporting the news.

Speaker 5 (02:37:23):
I mean, this is it's it's a difficult situation on
multiple levels. Yeah, I wish I wouldn't play it.

Speaker 7 (02:37:33):
Cute Bubba, go ahead, But Greg Bubba was trying to
get back on the good side of things after going
against Trump, trying to rebuild.

Speaker 3 (02:37:42):
It all right, The question was asked again.

Speaker 27 (02:37:55):
Beginning beginning excuse excuse me, excuse me, beginning.

Speaker 3 (02:38:07):
Like the beginning.

Speaker 5 (02:38:18):
And the reason why this is not something else happened,
she says, excuse me, and the one I say, the
one I saw, she says, excuse me, and then keeps
moving and that correct.

Speaker 3 (02:38:28):
Yeah, yeah, there's there's an issue here.

Speaker 4 (02:38:30):
I think that's the nineteen twenty mark, and at the
nineteen eleven mark, I think we had a small one.
Uh and I you know, we've all been there, and
you go, oh, I got a bigger one developing.

Speaker 3 (02:38:41):
I think.

Speaker 5 (02:38:42):
I think what I did is try to grab it
while you were While you were doing that, sot me
you're good.

Speaker 3 (02:38:48):
Let me let me say if I have it. Okay, yeah,
that's it, so it is, so it.

Speaker 5 (02:38:54):
Excuse me. Let me hear again, we've lost love. If
you're choking on something, just let us know. Yeah, let's
see it.

Speaker 3 (02:39:10):
Okay, it is they are. We're againting.

Speaker 5 (02:39:17):
Trying to try to take her away, and then I
need you to got it now you just total substitute,
total substitute.

Speaker 3 (02:39:24):
Okay, they are beginning. I got the face. I was
maybe maybe half a second off, So you have to
work on try again. I'm sure. Sit here, we'll get
this beginning. What kind of people are trying to do that?

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That was perfect? Let's stop one more? Am I going
with original? Or am I coming? I need that? You
need just some damn? Okay again we got again.

Speaker 5 (02:40:20):
Again, a little bit off again. You can't grab light
in the bottle twice, that's right.

Speaker 3 (02:40:28):
Beginning you didn't know what to do. You're having some
kind of weird rigs. Well, this is his weird placing
gets I've got mixed emotions. All right, that's good, said
he stop that.

Speaker 5 (02:40:46):
Here's the original though, in case people just aren't here
already here they are beginning.

Speaker 2 (02:40:55):
With it.

Speaker 3 (02:40:55):
I got it here, focus on the film even Yeah again,
that's what an Unfortunately my hand by the way, yeah

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I saw it chang. Okay, all right, I knew it hurts.
You're getting but yeah, you had to stay with I
was out of control, lost all everything.

Speaker 5 (02:41:29):
Well, it could have been worse, I wish well, she said,
adding versus basement, Yeah, that's right, not fairness. So the
mix probably wouldn't pick that one up. What adding our basement?
Was that so funny?

Speaker 3 (02:41:43):
I don't know why is that funny? We're just no,
it's always been funny. That's it. Last one, No more,
no more. We made the point. That's it, and it happened.
So that's that's it. This is this this, so let's

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let's let's move on. That's it.

Speaker 30 (02:42:07):
No more, no.

Speaker 3 (02:42:09):
More, Let me get it call excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me a slight. Yeah, all right, let's I want
you to get you a look at it.

Speaker 5 (02:42:30):
One.

Speaker 3 (02:42:31):
I think I'm getting COVID here again. All right, let's stop,
we're getting speaking. All right, We'll be back eight six six.

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Speaker 1 (02:43:05):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking.

Speaker 3 (02:43:07):
Bubba, thank you so much for tuning in to the

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best of Ricking Bubba Show.

Speaker 5 (02:43:30):
You know, I was talking yesterday about banking, and I
thought this morning or about banking, banking is you know,
you know, we're all we all know that the drive
through has been something not just in food, but in
banking that really looked good on paper, It really didn't
Sure you can bank without getting out of your car?
What what a great convenience. We I bank with a

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bank that will go unnamed because they do a good
job the majority of the time. They really do it,
and you're over drone. Yeah, and I'm overdroned. I like
my branch out by my house.

Speaker 3 (02:44:01):
They know me. I don't have any problems there. We
all get along great. I locked that personal relationship that
you get with your bank.

Speaker 7 (02:44:07):
As a matter of fact, because I'm such a no
hassle person. I moved my money to a bank that
had a branch near my house.

Speaker 3 (02:44:12):
Sure you strictly went for convenience.

Speaker 5 (02:44:15):
I don't give a rid what the programs are. I
don't even care what I'm paying for checking. I just
like knowing that, Hey, look I got a branch. I
mean it's it's almost it's almost in my yard. It's
so close.

Speaker 7 (02:44:26):
So but unfortunately, unfortunately, there are other branches of this bank,
and there's one that is notorious.

Speaker 3 (02:44:36):
For all of us who bank with this bank, you
avoid this branch with your life.

Speaker 7 (02:44:41):
I don't know if it's the place where all there,
I'm barely hanging on to my job. People are sent
like it's punishment demoted.

Speaker 3 (02:44:50):
I don't know. Is it the ice stationed zebra of
the banking world. Listen to this.

Speaker 5 (02:44:53):
I have never, I have never in my life gone
to that branch and got They're smoothly. It's near work,
which means if I if I'm if I'm in a handle.

Speaker 3 (02:45:05):
It's not it's not that bank, is it.

Speaker 5 (02:45:07):
Yes, okay, if I'm in if I'm in a handle,
like Dad in hospital and he's downtown, and you need
to get this in there because your house payment is
you know, about to be the word call when they
before close. No, you know when your house payment you
don't you don't send it in. They they they do
a draft. Draft, it's about to be drafting. Sign up

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for a draft, yeah, which I I I'm anti drafts.
I know a lot of you throw that, but look,
I had it. Hey, I've had a bad experience. I
know somebody had one. I mean, once they start drafting, Wow,
a little tough to get them stopped.

Speaker 3 (02:45:42):
Look, and you're and you're right on that, by the way,
drafts are bad. But anyway, so with it.

Speaker 7 (02:45:46):
Somehow I got caught in a draft and I'm too
lazy and can't be hassled and changing it, so I
just go with it.

Speaker 17 (02:45:50):
Right.

Speaker 5 (02:45:50):
Well, there's some convenience if you're busy and ill. But
I never know if I got enough in there that's
riding search.

Speaker 7 (02:45:56):
So that was my concern. So I said, can't wait
to get to me. And plus when you get to
the hospital, when you're situations like this, it may be
the banks may be closed by the time I get home, because.

Speaker 5 (02:46:03):
I never know when their draft is coming. If my
wife is already drafted, right, you know, and two drafts
don't work. So so in my mind, it's horrible and
I get all nervous when it happens. I said, oh, no,
I've got to go to the branch, the one that
that you avoid. I don't know who these people are.
I don't know why they all ended up at one branch. Okay,

(02:46:24):
so I know I'm ready, So I get there.

Speaker 3 (02:46:26):
Now.

Speaker 5 (02:46:26):
Can you go in there extra prepared because you know
you're gonna have to walk somebody through.

Speaker 3 (02:46:29):
I almost get out and go in, and thro this
is a deposit slip.

Speaker 5 (02:46:33):
The only reason why I didn't get out and go
in because this is what's happened once at this branch.
When I went in, I had a check and had
two different accounts. I was trying to put money in.
She didn't know what I was doing. I don't know
if you can do that.

Speaker 7 (02:46:45):
I said, split depasit. Yeah, I said, yeah you can.
They're both here at this bank. The counts are not
at different banks. So I had to explain what to
do on that one. Now I knew that was trouble.
So then I go, I'm gonna go through the drive
through because all I've got to do is deposit my paycheck.

Speaker 3 (02:47:02):
That's it. I don't want any money back, Just indoors.
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (02:47:06):
Here's the deposits left when you send it at this branch.
You just sit there all nervous as the tube disappears.
But because you know, in a minute, the god forsaken
rattling of the microphone is gonna happen about that time,
I hear them, ma'am, ma'am, it's.

Speaker 3 (02:47:30):
Not a mam rick. Maybe that's the sign it's time
to cut your hair.

Speaker 5 (02:47:34):
Look, she goes, sir, yes, whether I know, there's a
lot of women after named Rick, so.

Speaker 3 (02:47:43):
Are on are on the check? Richard? You see that
all the time?

Speaker 7 (02:47:47):
Uh So, she goes, maybe Ricky, But but anyway, so
we need to see some kind of id now me
of course, I'm a debater, you know, and.

Speaker 5 (02:47:59):
At this branch, just slightly at this branch. But what
I do for a living is be a smart elec. Okay,
And I said, are y'all afraid that there is a
sinister Rick Burgess who's trying to deposit money into Rick
Burgess's account. Let me say this, If you're going to
falsify a deposit into my.

Speaker 3 (02:48:20):
Account, go ahead, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said, fill
out deposit slips and pass them out. I tell that
will help. I told him.

Speaker 5 (02:48:27):
I said yeah, And I said, I said, yeah, you've
caught me. I'm trying to get Rick back by dropping
money in his account. So anyway, so I said, okay,
driver's license to you? You know, always meant to keep
my between each each rattling of the mic. There's minutes
that go by. Okay, now I'm going, ma'am, ma'am, it's

(02:48:55):
not a mam.

Speaker 3 (02:48:56):
This is still rigged. How come you send me this
driver license? I went, cause you asked for it.

Speaker 19 (02:49:06):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (02:49:07):
You asked me for an ID and I sent you identification?
Why'd you send it? Because you asked for it? But look,
but look then all of a sudden, staying on just a.

Speaker 5 (02:49:22):
Minute, ma'am, it's not a man. This is Rick Richard Burgess.
I just put a deposit in there. Y'all thought I
was trying to deposit money in Rick's account to get
him back.

Speaker 3 (02:49:38):
I've now I sent you a driver who's this driver's license?
Go with it, goes with a deposit with the same name,
all with the same freaking name. You know what that did?
You mean some statemid you do it? And then there
always comes a point where I just go give it

(02:49:59):
all back, give everything all that. I hope they foreclosed
on my house.

Speaker 5 (02:50:06):
I'm going to go to the branch out where I
live where people appear to have some kind of education,
They seem they seem to be able to to to,
they seem to be able to First of all, have
a pretty good feeling that nobody's trying to get me
by dropping thousands of dollars in my account.

Speaker 3 (02:50:23):
You know what I mean, what a brutal trick. That
is the brutal.

Speaker 5 (02:50:27):
They know how to do a split deposit if I
need one, and if they if I ask for an
ID and I send it, they remember it. You know, Really,
it makes that two dollars charges to ATM not look
like such a bad deal, now, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (02:50:38):
Can you believe that would you send me this this
sid because you asked for it?

Speaker 6 (02:50:44):
What for?

Speaker 3 (02:50:45):
I don't know you asked for it?

Speaker 5 (02:50:49):
That you just will you just will tap on the
speaker and go, ma'am. Apparently we have a communications problem here.

Speaker 3 (02:50:55):
I just go, my gosh, let's begin with this. What
planet are you from? But here's the thing, this am
from Earth number three? Look this branch? Does it every
I have never never been through that. I don't know
what that is? If it's if? It's if it what if?

Speaker 7 (02:51:11):
Is it some kind of Is it fake? Is that
a cardboard branch? And there's something else going on in there?
And they go, oh, we got out of we work
at a bank again?

Speaker 3 (02:51:19):
Is it one of those Let me ask you this,
is there a detention bank? Is that what it is?

Speaker 5 (02:51:24):
If you're in trouble? Do they sentence you to this branch?
I serve a hard time, and it's all is this it?
Are they trying to close that branch and they're just
trying to run every single person off. I knew when
you said it, I knew exactly which branch you were
talking about.

Speaker 3 (02:51:38):
Exactly.

Speaker 5 (02:51:40):
Ma'am.

Speaker 3 (02:51:41):
I mean, I'm like good golf, you know. Anyway, So
I don't know where my money is, you know, I
gotta tell anybody at home in there, anyone to that brannyone.
I think I know what the one you're talking about. God,
I know what this means. Now, dickon a I goes
to the drive through?

Speaker 9 (02:52:00):
How about that?

Speaker 3 (02:52:01):
Well, we never get it on there. They wouldn't approve
it with it.

Speaker 13 (02:52:06):
No, we'd lose it before we got.

Speaker 3 (02:52:07):
It, ma'am, ma'am, Dicky madmyre, oh me, ma'am. All right,
we're back live.

Speaker 5 (02:52:19):
Thank you so much for hanging out with us and
tuning in to the Best of Rick and Bubba's show.

Speaker 4 (02:52:23):
We are halfway through this hour, but enjoying our time
with you. The good night look at Span if you
know anything about goodnight, look at that. We had one
of those moments when Spain was with.

Speaker 5 (02:52:36):
Us and it was glorious to say the least. And
we'll live in here from I believe Lisa Burgess this
next half hour on the Best of Rick and Bubba Show.
All right, we'll take a break.

Speaker 3 (02:52:51):
We'll be right back. Loves to get to We thank
you for being with us.

Speaker 5 (02:52:55):
I'll be with you till Monday, when on Monday we'll
debut The Rick Burgess Show.

Speaker 3 (02:52:59):
Go to burgessshow dot com.

Speaker 1 (02:53:01):
For more impo Ricking Bubba Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (02:53:17):
Twenty five minutes till top of the hour. Thank you
so much for tuning into The Rick and Bubba Show. Best.

Speaker 5 (02:53:22):
Uh, last time I saw you, you were headed to
a baseball game, and I'm sure you saw the baseball
game last night.

Speaker 3 (02:53:28):
You're a big baseball guy. What a game and what
an ending?

Speaker 33 (02:53:31):
Goodness gracious, And I'm a Red Sox guy, so I
have to say it was kind of fun to see
the Yankees lose like that. Not that I'm a hater,
but it was great to see a little buddy from
Tuscaloosa hit that walk off.

Speaker 18 (02:53:43):
Yeah. Wow, so that was some excitement.

Speaker 3 (02:53:47):
I have Tim Andrews to see that. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:53:49):
Yeah, we were thinking to ourselves. It's almost like, I
don't know that you could have scripted it any better.
The weather was beautiful, the sunset was beautiful. The ending,
you know, was the team, the team that's mainly featured
in the movie in their throwback uniforms. Really, I mean,
I don't know that could have been a better promotion.

Speaker 33 (02:54:06):
And you know I watched that movie. At the end
of that movie, I openly weep like an infant. And women,
don't you know. My wife will walk by and see me.
She think I got hormone problems.

Speaker 3 (02:54:20):
But uh.

Speaker 33 (02:54:21):
And in my case, you know, I grew up in
a situation with a broken home where my dad abandoned
me and my mom when I was seven, no relationship
with him, and you know, one of my dreams in
life is just to go back and have a catch
with my dad one time.

Speaker 18 (02:54:36):
And that's why it kind of hits me. But I
love to watch that fan.

Speaker 3 (02:54:40):
I'm so glad Greg is not talking and treating you
the way treated me the last tih My god, we
just got Greg. It's a science fiction movie. It's a
good movie. But I don't call it a baseball Greig says,
it's not a baseball movie.

Speaker 16 (02:54:49):
I can.

Speaker 3 (02:54:50):
I mean, he says, it's.

Speaker 5 (02:54:51):
Man, it's not really a baseball movie. That's not It
has a baseball field in it. Greg, Only you, only you,
because we got time travel. God, I mean, come on,
that was beautiful, James. Was that was that? I'm not
being a lot of people, James, Greg, what I'm saying
is if there I'm just saying, it's not a baseball movie,
that's it.

Speaker 3 (02:55:08):
But you do.

Speaker 5 (02:55:08):
Categorize Major League as a baseball absolutely well, I want
I want to ask you that.

Speaker 7 (02:55:13):
But here's all i want to say to you. And
I know that you have rude to rends and we've
worked on that. But what I'm saying is y'all trying
to put me in James's moment ruining. I'm just saying,
if there was ever a moment to press Paul's and
just say nothing, that was it.

Speaker 3 (02:55:25):
That was that was the moment. But you could have
just with help brought.

Speaker 5 (02:55:30):
Got him and hand's opening up there. They're sharing their
heart with us and there emotions and a movie.

Speaker 3 (02:55:36):
I just said, if you list baseball movies to me,
it's not a base and that's okay.

Speaker 5 (02:55:40):
I'm just I'm strictly talking about social grapes. I'm strictly
talking about social grades. That that that if you like
chewing with your mouth O. I want to go I
want to go back and say skin, I wasn't.

Speaker 3 (02:55:50):
Going to say that. I was thinking James, James fan
just show you know.

Speaker 5 (02:55:59):
Hams did remember on Good Night look at that remember
on good night looking at that, you had.

Speaker 3 (02:56:03):
To see yourself to know how bad it was.

Speaker 7 (02:56:04):
People can't fix problems till somebody takes moments like this
and tries to help you. In case you're wondering, James
spend whose dad abandoned him when he was seven, it's
loans to play catch with his dad that he could
never get a relationship with. And you couldn't pause and say, well,
I'm not gonna talk about my view of the movie
right now. It's notes.

Speaker 5 (02:56:26):
At least you didn't treat you like you treated me.
And I said, all I said was is I mean,
that's great.

Speaker 7 (02:56:31):
What you could have said to Ham's just to help
you as your counselor and your brother, you could have
said to Hams, hey, you know what, I'm gonna withhold
those comments right now, that this is a this is
a great moment now.

Speaker 36 (02:56:41):
Started well because I wanted because I didn't get to finish,
because I wanted to thank James for that heart felt
James emotional response that he just gave us.

Speaker 3 (02:56:51):
Because we weren't able to have that early James got
the f.

Speaker 33 (02:56:54):
I've been at Fenway Park in the seats where Costner
and James Earl Jones were sitting in the movie.

Speaker 3 (02:57:00):
It's fin Way Park.

Speaker 18 (02:57:01):
It's real, you can touch it.

Speaker 3 (02:57:03):
I've been there, base But guess what's not real?

Speaker 5 (02:57:05):
The message that came upon the big screen when he
was sitting there with James Earl Jones, that's fantasy.

Speaker 3 (02:57:10):
It's fantasy again. I put it up a terminator.

Speaker 1 (02:57:16):
Honest.

Speaker 3 (02:57:16):
My argument about it not being a baseball movie at all,
I love that you're still on that point. Let me
ask you a question.

Speaker 5 (02:57:24):
What about on the cover of the movie, like the
image that they show to promote the movie, he's standing
in the middle of a baseball Let it go. Yeah,
you're talking about a baseball diamond he built in a
cornfield because a ghost told him too.

Speaker 3 (02:57:36):
You know what that falls under side. I'm just poking
the mayor, It's all I'm doing.

Speaker 5 (02:57:44):
You're talking about where he goes to meet she was
Joe Jackson, who's been dan since the thirties. You know,
most people who are flying an airplane have a sense
not to run it into the mountain. Yeah up, I'm
just saying I just started it. Yeah see I thought that, Look,
this just shows how bad it is. I thought the
roots trench has gotten better.

Speaker 7 (02:58:02):
But what I'm saying is like prescription run out, sharks
cannot they can't keep themselves from responding to blood.

Speaker 3 (02:58:09):
Right, Okay, so it's uncontrolled Kenny the shark and he's
trying to live in a hunt.

Speaker 20 (02:58:14):
Right.

Speaker 3 (02:58:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:58:14):
I think you remember what they say, if you're in area,
there may be sharks, whether say no blood. Yeah, Greg,
just to try to help you, Adler is going to
play back what James span said, and then then and
then what you said, and then we're going to then
we're going to the phone. All right, So so here
it is really I mean, I don't know that could
have been a better promotion.

Speaker 18 (02:58:30):
And you know I watched that movie.

Speaker 33 (02:58:32):
At the end of that movie, I openly weep like
an infant, and women don'tut.

Speaker 18 (02:58:39):
You know, my wife will walk by and see me.
She think I got hormone problems.

Speaker 33 (02:58:44):
But uh, And in my case, you know, I grew
up in this situation with a broken home where my
dad abandoned me and my mom when I was seven,
no relationship with him, and you know, one of my
dreams in life is just to go back and have
a catch with my dad one time.

Speaker 18 (02:59:01):
That's why it kind of hits me. But I love
to watch that fan.

Speaker 3 (02:59:04):
But I'm so glad Greg is not talking and treating you.
They treated me the last Oh my gosh, we just
got Greg. It's a science fiction movie. Man, that's a
good movie. But I don't call it a baseball. Greg says,
it's not a baseball movie.

Speaker 28 (02:59:14):
I can.

Speaker 3 (02:59:14):
I mean, he says baseball.

Speaker 5 (02:59:17):
Look at James face has nothing to do with James said,
I saw you. That had nothing to do It was
about the movie, right, I'm just timing, that's all we're saying.

Speaker 36 (02:59:25):
For the record, your face, the record, before you even
said a word, your face was pretty rough.

Speaker 3 (02:59:31):
About your face? What about your little face? Now he
had not seen that. I felt bad. Yeah, when he
was saying, you didn't know why?

Speaker 2 (02:59:37):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (02:59:38):
Baby Elie?

Speaker 5 (02:59:40):
Yeah, I think there's not one thing wrong with that.
I hope I hope Papa plays catch. I didn't see
one thing wrong with that. Okay, Greg, thank you.

Speaker 3 (02:59:46):
I hope you and baby Allie have a catch this weekend.

Speaker 5 (02:59:50):
Let's go to Preston and Florida. Preston, Welcome to Rick
and Bubba. Go ahead, y'all.

Speaker 32 (02:59:54):
It's a movie that's a parable I mean, it goes
into you know, a man that's willing to risk financial
ruins till all of the voice that he doesn't even understand.

Speaker 21 (03:00:02):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (03:00:02):
Yeah, that's moving. That's deep. Every more reason that it's
not a baseball movie. Max, go ahead.

Speaker 32 (03:00:10):
So the movie is called Field of Dreams. Okay, field
baseball field. He builds a baseball field, and all the
people that he sees is he can kind of say
it's in a dream. I can understand why you say
it's not a baseball movie. That's right, But I mean,
come on, now, that's a baseball movie.

Speaker 3 (03:00:25):
You just said it's not a baseball movie, and now
you say it is. So you're off. You're out. See
let's go to Jordan and Scottsboro. All right, Jordan's fared
in there. Jordan, what's on your mind?

Speaker 28 (03:00:35):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (03:00:36):
I really like the Rookie when I was younger. You know,
Dennis Lady, he's a coach, come back and penching.

Speaker 3 (03:00:43):
That's a baseball movie, by the way.

Speaker 9 (03:00:44):
Yeah, I was wondering if Greggy ruined that for me.

Speaker 5 (03:00:48):
Well, I will say that the part when he throws
the ball in the speed science says, I mean, how
would you know that happened?

Speaker 36 (03:00:55):
We'll tell you that moment when his family is in, Oh,
that's a good Ranger stadium, and then he is called.

Speaker 3 (03:01:02):
It does not not really but emotional Greg, it was
a nice though. Let's go to John and Birmingham. John
go ahead. So yeah, like if I say it's not
a baseball I agree with Greg on this.

Speaker 32 (03:01:15):
He was trying to be good and hands is like
the friend they got, the recovering drug addiction.

Speaker 9 (03:01:22):
Guy, and you got to dangling right in front of
the face.

Speaker 36 (03:01:25):
I mean, I really didn't because I didn't get a
chance in that moment to finish what I was going
to say to because somebody else talked, so I had
to stop a minute and pauls and by the time
I was by the time that I got it out,
you started, let me ask you this, and it wasn't
you by the way that jumped in there.

Speaker 5 (03:01:42):
What I'm saying though, even though if you would have
got to continued, you started out by saying you can
beat you up the way you've been beating me.

Speaker 36 (03:01:47):
To respond, that's what you got to understand. But you
could have waited. That's the whole point. Just like when
I got emotional that time. Good night, look at that
and talking about actually coaching base I think there's something
about it.

Speaker 3 (03:01:58):
I didn't have. I didn't have a moment to finish
leave you. How are you going to make it the
same as yours? Well, it's not the same story. Yeah,
like you, we had the same.

Speaker 36 (03:02:08):
Story that every human being has played baseball and has
a dad, and and and James's case didn't can relate
to that.

Speaker 3 (03:02:16):
Well, let's just say this. Let's say that.

Speaker 5 (03:02:18):
Okay, let's say that you had a dad. I may
toss with Mack Daddy this week, and all of a sudden,
but your dad was no longer living. All of a sudden,
he walked out of the corn. So that would be
a that'd be a scary moment. That would not be
a good moment. Muscle shows w l a y another
Jordan's Jordan fired in there, another Jordan, go ahead, Jordan.

Speaker 9 (03:02:36):
Hey guys, I just want to say I've been listening
for a long time.

Speaker 22 (03:02:39):
Greg has said a lot.

Speaker 9 (03:02:39):
Of other things over the years, for hacking and state
still dreams.

Speaker 3 (03:02:42):
Is it about baseball?

Speaker 5 (03:02:43):
It's not.

Speaker 9 (03:02:44):
You ever stayed Whosiers?

Speaker 32 (03:02:45):
Is Hoosier is about soccer?

Speaker 5 (03:02:46):
No, it's about basketball. Moron, This is not even the
same thing. They have a season, they play for a championship.
A lot of basketball in that movie, a lot of you.
What's he talking about Dwayne in Alabama?

Speaker 3 (03:02:58):
Dwayne? Go ahead, if you make a point, Hey, yeah, fault.

Speaker 22 (03:03:05):
Mean to No, I didn't just blinging Grig's name into it.

Speaker 13 (03:03:11):
Griggs, he can't.

Speaker 9 (03:03:12):
He's going to defend himself to.

Speaker 7 (03:03:15):
Greg interpreted what you said. I know what's from this morning. Yeah,
but Greg interpret for what you said. The guy who says, well,
he's not talking to me in.

Speaker 36 (03:03:21):
Any story, in any story, Rick, I guess you're gonna
let James get a pass on this. Rick, in any story,
you have to know the whole story. And so for
thirty minutes this morning, the kickoff hour, if you did
not hear that, go back and listen to how I
had the same emotion and describing these things as James did.
So if you didn't hear that, you really can't comment
about it right and know the whole story, and so

(03:03:44):
think about it. Yeah, well, yeah, he's that you're trying
to have James's emotion. Well, I'm telling you it was
pretty emotional. Mac Daddy and I spent a lot of
time on the baseball field together. That's right, Yeah, and
we did. I mean, you're gonna understand when this movie
came out, I was dead and about at the moment.
But I don't relate to that.

Speaker 5 (03:04:04):
I gave him a pass because this movie. He was
eleven years old when this movie came out, So he
gets a past, you know. Like I said, I love
Smoking the bandit and if you bring it up because
I was around the same age, he gets a.

Speaker 36 (03:04:13):
Post Smoky in the Bandit's even in this conversation, but.

Speaker 3 (03:04:18):
I love that movie at that age. He gets a
pass because of the age he was when the movie.

Speaker 5 (03:04:22):
Did you just say that you can relate because you
know you also saw movies at mintlaut you You're Smoking
Band exactly.

Speaker 3 (03:04:31):
I love it. Oh there, my gus, the.

Speaker 5 (03:04:33):
Kicking, the one in al the one Jonathan and Florence Jonathan.

Speaker 3 (03:04:38):
Go ahead.

Speaker 32 (03:04:39):
I'm gonna ask Greg if you like that uh movie
about the steel industry, that movie called Rudy.

Speaker 3 (03:04:46):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (03:04:48):
Jason and Alabama industry movie. That's good Jason in Alabama.

Speaker 22 (03:04:54):
Broke back and found really about Calboe.

Speaker 3 (03:04:58):
I've never watched it, buddy, you sound like you know
a lot about it. We've got that on DVD. All right,
we'll close this and just be sure I have this right.

Speaker 7 (03:05:07):
Greg Burgess goes on a record today that Field of
Dreams is a science fiction horror movie.

Speaker 5 (03:05:12):
Yeah, it's not a Baseball The Ghost of Nights and
it so maybe not horror, but it's fantasy. Gaster Knight,
so it's fantasy.

Speaker 3 (03:05:22):
We'll be back. We're ricking bubbaet.

Speaker 1 (03:05:25):

Speaker 4 (03:05:40):
Eight minutes till top of the hour. You are listening
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Speaker 5 (03:05:45):
Now, a lot of you have been emailing, You've been suggesting,
you've been calling. When can we have Lisa Burgess on
to discuss this puppy situation and today's day?

Speaker 17 (03:05:56):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (03:05:56):
And Lisa, thank you. Lord has blessed us.

Speaker 7 (03:05:58):
I know that you don't have a we got a
movie's things. You don't have a day that's a grind
like Greg does, but if you could. But I know
that you still have some things going on. And I
just watched Greg struggle in there and get him all
the breakfast he wanted brought to him by people who
are basically serving him.

Speaker 3 (03:06:15):
And uh, and again, all I could think about is
I don't know how he does it. Well, how does
he do it?

Speaker 15 (03:06:23):
I don't know. I mean, you know, God love and
God love it.

Speaker 5 (03:06:28):
That's all I can he said, the ditches look fine,
He didn't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (03:06:31):
That one corner.

Speaker 15 (03:06:34):
My point that I was making Greg back to now
you know it just it just goes back to where
he says these things like, yeah, I need to do that.

Speaker 9 (03:06:44):
But then he didn't do it.

Speaker 15 (03:06:45):
He said, I need to take her and get her
fixed before she ends up getting pregnant. Okay, honestly, she
she can't stand Greg. She merely cannot stand there.

Speaker 5 (03:06:58):
Buddy, she never had We wish she'd had to say
gratitude about the stray male dogs.

Speaker 3 (03:07:03):
Yeah, I'd like to treat them that one, but God love,
it's just nature.

Speaker 15 (03:07:07):
Hey, she's way it is. I feel Look, she's pitiful. Look,
she's not the sweetest thing in the world, and I
admit it. But for some reason, she showed up here
at this house. And yes, like I said, Burg, just
I fed her. I'm the one that did it. I
laid that, I laid down that play of food in
front of her, and it brought me so much joy

(03:07:28):
watching her eat it.

Speaker 3 (03:07:29):
I know it didn't. How about that joy when she
was birthing the nine puppies, plenty of energy to go
out and date.

Speaker 5 (03:07:36):
What about what about when she passed out? Y'all, y'all,
y'all did deliver puppies, but.

Speaker 3 (03:07:39):
Still your heart.

Speaker 15 (03:07:41):
That was like that was listen. That was like something
off of television. I really won't believe that that that
night actually happened. It was incredible because every time she
would have she was about to drop one, she would
stand up and she would make this noise and I
would say, oh gosh, here comes another one, and Greg
would go, what that just Greg gonna stop?

Speaker 3 (03:08:04):
Is she ever going to stop dropping this baby?

Speaker 13 (03:08:07):
God?

Speaker 3 (03:08:07):
How may she? Don't you know? All right?

Speaker 18 (03:08:12):
Listen seriously, I mean great nobody.

Speaker 15 (03:08:16):
I couldn't know her from huving puppies. After every puppy
that dropped, it was just he got madder and madder
and madder, and I just looked, Yes, it.

Speaker 3 (03:08:26):
Is true, my goodness, like a puppy machine. We've never
heard him say that, never never use that phrase here
at work.

Speaker 15 (03:08:39):
Listen.

Speaker 22 (03:08:40):
Let me get you something that started it.

Speaker 9 (03:08:42):
It started as it started at two.

Speaker 15 (03:08:44):
O'clock in the afternoon. On that Sunday, Well, it's ten o'clock.
She dropped number nine and when that happened, she just
fell over. I'm coming. She completely collised. I thought, oh
my god, she's just died in.

Speaker 6 (03:08:56):
Front of us.

Speaker 22 (03:08:57):
And Greg was like, well, this is great because.

Speaker 15 (03:09:00):
The puppy was still in the little sack and he
was like, I'm gonna have to kick that thing out
of the foot so he's over there trying to take delivery.

Speaker 3 (03:09:06):
Y'all could have just if y'all could.

Speaker 22 (03:09:08):
Have just seen it.

Speaker 15 (03:09:09):
I mean, it's funny now, they wouldn't it. I was crying, Yeah,
I was squalling because I thought she had died. And
there was like eight nine babies just you know, crying
and more than a nurse. But that was when it
all started of us happening to bob a fade literally
on the first day that they were born. So it's
been a long six weeks. But I'm going to tell

(03:09:30):
you right now, those babies are precious.

Speaker 32 (03:09:33):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 15 (03:09:34):
There they all have their own little personalities. And Greg
has given me a hard time because I'm not. I
just cannot give these babies a way to just anybody.
I just can't, because you don't want to know.

Speaker 13 (03:09:46):
I want to know.

Speaker 15 (03:09:48):
I want to know that somebody is gonna love these
babies like I do and take care of them.

Speaker 3 (03:09:53):
And everybody i've talked to will Yeah, but Lisa, what's
to were you?

Speaker 35 (03:09:57):
Let me?

Speaker 15 (03:09:58):
Let me give what Greg would do. Greg would put
them in those tubs that we carried them to the
doctor yesterday in and he would go down to McDonald's
and lin Locke and stand on that corner with everybody
else standing on that corner in lin Lock, and he
would give those puppies away in a heart.

Speaker 3 (03:10:12):
Yeah, but people, I felt good about it.

Speaker 7 (03:10:15):
Yeah, but Lisa, he would ride on the tub free puppies,
the loving families. If you're not loving family, don't so, Lisa,
how many are you gonna keep?

Speaker 3 (03:10:25):
Don't start that.

Speaker 15 (03:10:27):
Well, honestly, you know, I mean, if it was that
to me, I just I wouldn't give any of them.

Speaker 9 (03:10:36):
Precious.

Speaker 3 (03:10:37):
I want us to look.

Speaker 15 (03:10:39):
I hate I'm claiming. I'm claiming that's Rednick, I know that.
I mean, we got ten dollars out here, that's ridiculous.
I mean, come on, I get it. But you know, yeah,
but well, what I want and what my heart wants
and what my mind. I know that's the difference on Greg.
I promise, we're we're gonna I'm gonna find homes for.

Speaker 5 (03:10:59):
These things already. Some people that would that, Lisa, is
that now you're gonna give Dolly away and sleep at night.

Speaker 3 (03:11:05):
So you're gonna keep to list. That's what I heard.
You gonna keep bus. How can you let Dolly go?
Go back to Dolly?

Speaker 15 (03:11:14):
Greg last night? But I'm gonna cry like a baby,
I mean not everyone that we can.

Speaker 3 (03:11:20):
He will too, he will too. I'm gonna sleep like
a baby. You gotta hit that. You say. I said
I'm gonna sleep like a baby. When they're going sleep
like a baby, that's not true.

Speaker 15 (03:11:40):
Like a baby the minute you sit down and that
head goes back in your mouth goes wide.

Speaker 3 (03:11:46):
When it's speeding time, I wake up and get involved.
It's feeding time, I wake up and get involved. Lisa,
I don't know that I could let Dolly ever. No,
just no way, Elvis to.

Speaker 15 (03:11:59):
Bill Bus Bill Bussy, just stop because see I know
I know what you're saying. I know her face, all
of them. Oh my gosh, listen Elvis and Bob Seeker,
Oh my god, listen, they are they are precious. They
will lay their head on my shoulders and let me
tell what they do. That's so precious. I walk out
the door and when I walk out, I say there's

(03:12:19):
no babies, and they just come running to me. It's
the sweetest.

Speaker 22 (03:12:24):
Oh my god, they're so precious.

Speaker 15 (03:12:25):
It's gonna it's gonna.

Speaker 3 (03:12:26):
Break my heart.

Speaker 15 (03:12:27):
But I will say this. I am asking people to
send me pictures and information of their self. I want
to see where the dogs are going to be living.
And I've got the sweetest people so far that are
doing that.

Speaker 3 (03:12:37):
For how many are you going to keep? How many?
How many too?

Speaker 10 (03:12:41):
You think?

Speaker 15 (03:12:43):
Probably for work

Speaker 1 (03:12:47):
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