Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 1

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's greatest
tits flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold
every Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Ricking
Bubba's greatest tis.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
When it comes to jobs, we just talk about jobs
for a minute, it says. John Smith started today early,
having to set his alarm clock, which was made in Japan,
for six AM, while his coffee pot that was made
in China was perking. When he shaved, he used his
electric razor that was made in Hong Kong. He put
on a dress shirt that was made in Sri Lanka

(00:38):
designers jeans that were woven together in Singapore, put on
tennis shoes made in Korea, and after cooking his breakfast
in his new electric skillet that was made in India,
he sat down with his calculator that was made in
Mexico to see how much he could spend today. After
setting his watch, which was made in Thailand to the
radio made in India, he got in his car and which,

(01:02):
of course his car was made in Germany, filled up
with gas directly from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and
continued his search for a good paying American job. At
the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking
his computer made in Malaysia, Joe decided to relax for
a while and he put on his sandals fresh from Brazil,

(01:24):
poured himself a glass of wine made in France, and
turned on his TV made in Indonesia, and then wondered
to himself why I can't find a good paying job
in America.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Now, I'm not near as smart as Michael Moore, who
could put together documentary like Siico. I don't even pretend
to be Michael Moore can eat my lunch on the
IQ scale, you know that, matter of had he'd eat
probably anything else I got. He can get his hands
on them, like my sandwich. But the truth of it
is is that that little joke, okay, now, uh, that

(02:02):
little joke, a little parody, That little parody, I think
outlines what a lot of our problems are. And and
I don't want to go Walter Williams here and just draw.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
You a basic sketch of this. Please do.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
But let's wonder why there isn't a factory that builds TVs?
Why why is there not one. We used to have
factories that built TVs and Zenith and you know R
C A and all these people, and they employed people,
and now they're overseas well.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Why is that.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Well, part of it is we do have a global economy,
and we have competition in the workplace. And because we
have airplanes and trains and automobiles that literally have connected
the world. Uh, the jobs are going to go to
people who will produce some cheaper and here in America,
and again you you hear this constant beating up of

(02:52):
quote unquote the rich people and save save the commentary.
I have felt this way when I made twelve year
Betty will tell you I used to do the show.
Anytime we had a Sunday school party or where two
or more people were gathered, I could give a speech
to I gave the same speech.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Praise God.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
We're doing a little better than twelve thousand a year now. Okay,
Still the same principles are in play. We have demonized.
You heard it during the campaign. We have beat up,
we have taxed quote unquote the rich people. Well, guess what,
poor people cannot build factories and put people to work.
I know that, just it didn't seem fair. There's something

(03:33):
wrong about that. But there are people who have worked,
they're very hard, who have accumulated wealth, and most of
those people will use that knowledge.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
To continue doing that.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
And in the old days, when they were wealthy, they
would go, I'm gonna build a factory and I'm gonna
make TVs because I think Americans want TVs. Well, they
did that, and what happened is the workplace started changing.
They couldn't just hire a worker and pay them a
decent wage because now that with coming with the worker

(04:04):
was matching taxes. Not only you had to take out
payroll tax, you had to take out Social Security tax.
You had to match part of that. Then we had
all kind of other issues pile on that. And now
instead of that worker being an asset and working on
my TV line building TVs, he's now a liability. Because

(04:26):
the laws have changed. It's easier for him to sue me.
Now if something's not right, somebody mumbles something that he
doesn't feel as appropriate or she. I mean, now I
can be drug into a lawsuit.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
So guess what, I got to have lawyers.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
I'm paying, and then I got to have insurance that
I'm buying to cover me for those lawsuits. So now
that worker who I'd like to just pay a good
living to, Now I got to put on matching taxes.
Now I got to put in a liability factor to it.
Now I got to put in an insurance, not health insurance,
but just insurance in case he sues me or does
something to somebody else on the job. And it just

(05:00):
kept on piling on and piling on, and look each
individual thing that piled on, you could look at it
and go, you know, that's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
We need that.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
We need to have regulations, we need to have osha.
We don't need to have people getting arms cut off
building TVs.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Sure, who's against that, But.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
You pile it on something else, pilot on something else,
and before you know it, you have a bunch of
good ideas that have turned into the leaning tower of disaster.
And before long, me the business owner decided, you know,
TVs are now costing too much, nobody's wanting to buy them.
I got Keisha out there going, hey, you want too
much for TVs. Why don't you cut the.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Price in half? And I go, well, I can't.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
I got all these workers, I got liability, I got
retirement I got the union who's held me hostage for
a raise. We got prices all out of whack. I
can't make it happen. So what am I supposed to do?
I have choices.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
I either learned to and.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Go buy robots that build TVs. Oh but wait, now
I'm getting sued again because TV's are falling on people
in their home and for some reason, that's my fault
down here at the factory. Well, what the you know
is that all about? I don't follow that. Now somebody's
cross sighted because they watched TV too long. Now somebody
went out and committed a murder because they saw it
on Starskin Hutch on the TV. And now I'm in

(06:14):
a lawsuit defending myself. Instead. Yeah, instead of me sitting
here trying to design a better TV that my customers
will like, I've turned into just a big, you know,
defense department, trying to keep from getting my head chopped
off every day. Well, at some point in time, mister
business owner who builds TV says, to heck with it.
I'm moving to Mexico, and so went your job and

(06:40):
the other three thousand people who used to make TVs. Now,
to me, it is very clear why we have turned
from a manufacturing.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Society to a service society.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
But it appears to be lost upon people who are
much smarter than me, and I can't figure it out.
But yet they will get at the podium and they
will beat people up. They will demonize the rich, which,
by the way, who is that people make forty thousand
a year?

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Now they're lowering it every the thing.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
And folks, you cannot legislate ourself into prosperity. You cannot
tax our way into prosperity, and you cannot bail ourself
out into prosperity.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
You have got to release the economic engine and.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Let people do what they're good at make a profit.
They will hire workers that will move the economy. The
rest of it is a pop gream.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
And I'm sorry, Bubba ricking Bubba, the real Greg burd
just along with Ryan Greenwood during Greg's smart LiPo.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
He's having LiPo done right now.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
We have spoken with him by phone and we're going to.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Bring him back. Greg.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
It sounds like everything's still going smoothie there at the LiPo.

Speaker 6 (07:51):
Let me get to Greg. It's not happy.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Okay, what are you out in the haul again? Yeah,
that's right, Thanks for the footage of the hall. Is
that the suck?

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Hey, Greg, Hey, we got some people, We got some
people want to talk to you.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
I go ahead, all right, Hey Dad, you're on?

Speaker 7 (08:11):
Hey Greg, are you.

Speaker 8 (08:12):
Really doing this?

Speaker 7 (08:13):
Are you doing this? My god? I thought y'all. I
thought y'all were kidding about that. You know it's one
of your great scheme and you doctor Mickey. I want
to hang you out.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
Your appointments set up for.

Speaker 7 (08:27):
A confident now held on, don't get them. Hey, let
me ask you. Do you ever think that you know
jogging jogging the miles of the morning, lifting a few.

Speaker 6 (08:38):
Rights might have done the same day, Jogging a few
miles this morning, it's gonna be my starting off point
to start doing.

Speaker 9 (08:48):
So.

Speaker 7 (08:48):
Now you're getting you fat.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
Sucked down and that that you're on there, I'm gonna
be back when I'll be back down to the defensive back size.
I was up to the defensive line size where I came
in here. I'll be back playing corner.

Speaker 7 (09:01):
If it was Rick, dude, it I might gold understand.

Speaker 6 (09:04):
They said, he can understand. Rick did it?

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Dad?

Speaker 5 (09:08):
I know you're busy, but I wanted to let you
talk to him. This this has to be a low
moment as a father.

Speaker 7 (09:13):
I tell you it's ridiculous. I really I thought I
thought y'all were just having fun like. So he's really
getting it done, Yes, sir, Yes, man, I got to
fight that cyclist.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
I got get in shaped for him and wants to fight.

Speaker 7 (09:30):
All right. I'll tell you what. He gonna have to
suck and have a lot of fire fat out to
get you ready to fight that guy.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
Great, Dan, thanks for calling, Buddy.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
I love you, Dad, Thank you, coach, see Dad, thank you.

Speaker 7 (09:49):
Yes, sir, we're all out.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
No, sir, we're not off air yet. We're still on air.
Do you want to talk to me?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
No, no you Yes, sir, sir said yes, sir, my dad,
he's gonna my man.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
He said hail and damn about four times.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Greg, you're on the air. Greg, Who are you reporting to? Greg?
Who are you reporting to?

Speaker 6 (10:11):
All the people in the room.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
I'm so sorry, y'all.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
Okay, because the tenth Bacon the lady A.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Right, Greg, here's one more call, uh, Gerald Kate.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
Jered Kym, will you.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
Lifelong friend Jerald lifelong friend Jerald Kate and Greg Nemesis.

Speaker 7 (10:27):
Gregg, can you hear me? Yeah? I wish she was
in here.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
I've got you a comp taking set up too.

Speaker 7 (10:36):
Please tell me that this is a joke.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
You hain't laid up in a hospital bed just had
lap over. I ain't in a hospital bed here in office.
That's the thing about it. Are you just sitting up
in a chest?

Speaker 9 (10:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (10:50):
What did you mean to tell me? That sucked that saddle?

Speaker 10 (10:52):
Lampo?

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Right up?

Speaker 6 (10:53):
You sitting in it.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Over?

Speaker 6 (10:56):
That's a chicken gat Listen to me. I agree with
with one and only Coach Burgess te totally. Every time
I watched that show when they showed the camera on you,
you never talked.

Speaker 7 (11:05):
You're eating?

Speaker 6 (11:08):
Are you?

Speaker 7 (11:09):
He's gonna be able to stop going uh.

Speaker 6 (11:12):
Okay, good boy?

Speaker 5 (11:13):
Hey as they got you under hypnosis.

Speaker 7 (11:15):
And there, yeah, they got you other hypnosis.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
That's why emvertise you before they do it.

Speaker 7 (11:21):
Let me tell you something, as the goodness, I think
a lot of things and believe a lot.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
Of suff But when you told me you was getting
this laugh though done, I'm telling you ain't gonna have
to shake.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
It out, not lap oshake out.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
It's later it comes of LAPO's Let me look, okay, y'all,
have you funck what what'd you expecious to do? The
sitting back like?

Speaker 11 (11:46):
And didn't when I sucking fat at as.

Speaker 6 (11:49):
We speak, you can see it go. Yeah, we say, listen,
save us a job of it.

Speaker 7 (11:55):
Let's light it up with it one afternoon.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
JERL, JERRYL. Thank you. It's such a locker round.

Speaker 11 (12:06):
Oh Greg, Greg, y'all.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
All, he's so out of it here. Hey, we'll see
you tomorrow when you report to work.

Speaker 6 (12:13):
Oh, I'll be there bright and nerve you tomorrow. Back
to work next day?

Speaker 4 (12:16):
No pro allright, buddy, Thanks brother.

Speaker 12 (12:19):
I can't breathe.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Speedy. I told you.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
I told you to tell my dad. Hey, you're on air.
I I tol I. It's to me. Those two people
are more disbelief about this childhood friend and nemesis Girlcades
and and my dad.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Do you hear my dad? My dad thought it was
all a joke.

Speaker 13 (12:42):
Southeast.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
I was wondering who I was speaking with.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
This is Laura R.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
This is Dicky Nadmire.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
I like to tell you about something going on at
the pond two houses down from me.

Speaker 13 (12:55):
Okay, where are you located?

Speaker 5 (12:57):
I'd rather not tell you When I tell you what's
going on, I think you some kind of monsters.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
I'm dubbing it. What's so funny about that?

Speaker 14 (13:04):
Do what now?

Speaker 4 (13:04):
You think it's funny to live near monster?

Speaker 14 (13:06):
No, not at all, but it's kind of hilarious.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
You think I'm for so my family being terrorized just
hilarious to you?

Speaker 10 (13:14):
Do it now?

Speaker 5 (13:14):
My family being terrorized, it's hilarious to you.

Speaker 14 (13:18):
No, not at all, not at all.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Something wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Huh?

Speaker 4 (13:21):
So you just run around? Go man, I hope I
see you see monster today.

Speaker 13 (13:25):
He's gotta be Rick.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
What you go to the beat saying, hope we see sharks?

Speaker 14 (13:34):
I just I recognize your boys, and this has gotta
be Rick.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Let's take kids, let's go to the zoo. I hope
a tiger gets after it. I hope the lama spits
on me. You we're doing great, catching great, catching him.
Try out loving it, love it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
So, anyway, they were the audience wanted to hear a
dicky nadmre today, So I said, well, let me call
on the sponsors.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
So it goes bad, they'll forgive me.

Speaker 14 (14:02):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
So anyway, you did good. Say hello to the people
in the golden ticket seats. Hello, Yeah, thanks a lot,
Thank you, I appreciate you telling norm.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
We said, hey, she's off full not going.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
I was on hear yeah, yeah, yeah, you almost had
her by the way almost.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
I didn't even get to the part I said.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
We're not sure whether we got herself some kind of
monster or my mother in laws living on the farm.
I was talking to Phyllis about it, and she got the
caring on about her mamma coming to stay with us.
I went down there to fish. Something moved into murkness,
and I thought it was her. I got two words
where you wrote that, I like, I look that sobbing, Bobby.

(14:45):
You gotta love this showtening paragraph in her eighty eight
years Florence Siegel has learned how to relax.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Now pictures eighty eight years old. Bitch, you give me Mom.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
She gets a glass of red wine, a crisp copy
of The New York Times if she can wrestle it
away from her husband, some classical music, preferably balk and
every night, like clockwork, she lifts a pipe to her lips.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
And smokes Mary Jajuanna.

Speaker 15 (15:14):
Me mall is tearing one down up, Big Chief, long time,
long a fixture among young people, use of the country's
most popular illicit drug.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Is now growing among the aa R a P set,
as a massive generation of baby boomers who came of
age in the sixties and seventies now are growing older.
The number of people age fifty and older reporting marria
jajuana use in the prior year went up from one
point nine percent to two point nine percent from two
thousand and two to two thousand and eight, according to

(15:51):
surveys from the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration.
Do you think there's any connection why they have those
two groups together. The most dramatic rise was among people
fifty five to fifty nine years old, greg who reported
married jawanna used more than tripled from one point six

(16:12):
percent to five point one percent.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
How about that, Rick, I need you to as old men? Hey,
hell Rick, howdn get give it? Give me some give
me some room music, Rick, to hear some room music
for you.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
I'm not moving for that. Here's some classical music like
she puts on me. You know What's just something about
this book makes me want a twist.

Speaker 8 (16:33):
One ah past the peace pipe?

Speaker 16 (16:39):
Bo Did you eat the pictures of my grandchildren?

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Hey? Rick, what's a grand child? Am I've only wondered
wishes Bunk would have written some pink Floyd.

Speaker 8 (16:58):
This bok's a little slow. It needs a little kick
in the pants.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Yeah, turn to pass it. Quit bol garden there, shuck gun,
but I'm not getting Rick?

Speaker 17 (17:11):
Are you a moron? Are you an overdoer? What's y'all
laughing at?

Speaker 4 (17:21):
Hey? Hey buddy, let me ask you a question. Huh
who am uh? I don't know about your bowgarden. I
don't know what this salad is, but it's good. My
grandchildren smell like help?

Speaker 8 (17:38):
Hey, Rick, what's help?

Speaker 3 (17:44):
The CHIPS's that's a sad story.

Speaker 16 (17:49):
I'd love to get down there to play bingo, but
I can't get motivated.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
What's bingo? All right? Or maybe that fake bingo with
a harm on?

Speaker 12 (18:00):
It?

Speaker 4 (18:03):
The it's it don't hurt anybody. Look, I know what
we need.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
It's a bunch of senior citizens, you know, twisting fat ones.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
That's all we need. Yeah, burning down some goodness?

Speaker 7 (18:17):
Right?

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Your mom and daddy's moving back home and everybody gets arrested. Oh,
I ask you? Yeah, what if the cops came because
your grandparents were partying?

Speaker 16 (18:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (18:26):
Yeah, look I got something. May all come on, let
me tell you what we don't need unmotivated paranoid grandparents.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
If you're if you're.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
Driving Papa all around and you get pulled over, he looks, beko, hey.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Pull over, but bikou tell about five? O's here? Hey guys,
y'all go have to go in the kitchen. I hear five.

Speaker 8 (18:46):
Oh sorry, office, ser I don't know if I have
any of that or not. I don't know if I
have it or not. If I did, I don't worry
put it.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
I don't know where I came from. It's not mom.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
By grand babies, you know, grand grandparents acting their great
they I've been kidnapped.

Speaker 16 (19:07):
I don't know who that guy is driving. Hey, son,
come here and sit on grand daddy's knee. You know
where Popaul can get some good guns. Juh greg.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
Anyway, so says Baba, here's a quote from me, mall
who's how about this?

Speaker 4 (19:28):
If your throat so or that will hurt to do that? About?
How funny? How about this? Uh eighty eight? Matter of fact,
I'm thinking I'm gonna take on him's in three sports?
How about this? Hey Rick? What sports?

Speaker 5 (19:45):
How about how about me? Mom says, of all the
pills she's ever taken marriage. You want to put you
to sleep better? Well, I'm sure sure it does.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
You take that stuff Michael Jackson was taken to that'll
put you to sleep, but the n't result too.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
I'll tell Mama show, I tell Mama, she'll not back
more of that wine she's got too, She'll go to sleep.

Speaker 14 (20:03):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Sure? Huh geer Greg jumping there? Greg? Heye ready? Sorry? Greg,
you be the friend that comes in.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
I know, Greg, here's picture of this, because you know
they're always paranoid. Listen, Hi, Son, you sure you're a
kid in the nark? I mean, I don't want it
coming over and off. He's gonna slick around none of
his business.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Instead of asking me about my grandkids, asked me about
my dealer.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
How's your hemp garden doing there? Pops herbs here? You
got tomato plant? So I got squashed?

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Married? You wanna.

Speaker 17 (20:51):
Things corn? Look at them watermelons? And how about that marriage?

Speaker 4 (20:57):
You wanna?

Speaker 5 (20:58):
Hey, Pops, I thought we was supposed to come by
and make up some fresh squash.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
I don't know what happened you, mam, and I got
to turn one down and ain't ever been. We had
a fire in the garden. I didn't care.

Speaker 16 (21:11):
If you look over, if you look over at your
mama's empty pan, that used to be the brownies we
made for you.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Son. You don't have any chips on you do? Hey? Rick,
what's the chip? Hey? Look?

Speaker 5 (21:29):
Got a call? Howd he go back down to Taco Bell?
Get mom and dad out? There was two o'clock in
the morning.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Y'all are not healthy? Not rig Did you say, Taco Bell?
This you fuckle Betty?

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Hey, it's speedy and this is Ricking Bubba's Greatest tits
flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold every
Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Ricking Bubba's
Greatest Tits.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
We look outside and walking up in a full link
mink coat was one neked cowboy and uh he uh neked?
What what? How in the world do you do? You
find yourself? You normally on Times Square in New York City.
You're a You're a tourist attraction.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
A worldwide phenomenon which.

Speaker 5 (22:18):
Your goal was to be minimize it. Yeah, let's not
minimize it, so entertainer. Yeah, now your your goal. I
remember we've talked to you for several years. Your goal
is to be the most what is.

Speaker 10 (22:29):
The celebrated entertainer of all time? But the nikked calf
or you gotta.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
Do what you gotta do.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
There's so many questions. Where do you start? Well, I
guess we could start what are you doing here?

Speaker 5 (22:45):
What?

Speaker 2 (22:45):
What?

Speaker 4 (22:45):
What?

Speaker 7 (22:45):
What?

Speaker 3 (22:46):
How do you find your square to the broadcast plaz
and teleport big jump?

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Yeah? How did you find your way here today?

Speaker 12 (22:53):
Well?

Speaker 10 (22:53):
Times Square is probably the greatest, you know, media haven
in the world. Yes, and Rick and Bubba is close
number two. OK, So just that simple. You guys are big.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
I see a new promotional card that you've just given
me of yours, and it says, Reverendrey.

Speaker 10 (23:12):
Beloved, we are a guy that here today to witness
and celebrate the wedding of Yes, I'm doing marriages and
Times Square.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Nos.

Speaker 10 (23:18):
So if you prefer to call me father Bob as
opposed to Reverend, I'm fine with that.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
It says.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Let me just tell you what it says here. Let
me just see what it says. Reverend naked cowboy with
the TM on of course, trademark, an ordained minister, a
New York legend.

Speaker 9 (23:37):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Really even better than that, I love the I love
the the number eight six six nine nine nicked.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Now, now, so how did you become an ordained minister?
By the way, this does explain the fact this got
the tech guy this he's a but but uh.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
So that is had to have this to perform marriages.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
But but how does he walk in and get okayed,
That's what I'm trying to You just got to take
a class, right.

Speaker 10 (24:09):
It turns out out of Universal Ministries out of Chicago,
you basically need a name and a social.

Speaker 12 (24:15):
And that's it pretty much.

Speaker 10 (24:17):
Yeah, because according to them, and according to many, the
voice of God comes directly to the person. They asked
me if I was called I said yes, I called myself.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Okay, do you live in fear of Almighty God at all?
I mean no, sir, that's not good because that's where
all knowledge begins.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
That is So, how many have you married?

Speaker 10 (24:40):
I married my manager to a woman, and I've renewed
some vowels on Christmas too when I did my first
two weddings. Christ It'll be on YouTube's and the NiCad
Cowboy reality show it'll be episode twenty three.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
So, now, not only do you go to Times Square
to get your picture made with a naked cowboy. Now
he can renew your vows or get you married for
the first time.

Speaker 12 (25:02):
For four complete package.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
I just want to say, you know, I should dislike you,
but it's very difficult.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
You you just make me laugh. I mean, I mean,
you know, it's uh, you're and it's such a it's
such a long friendship. I know it has when the way.

Speaker 12 (25:28):
Back and uh so the national anthem is that.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Yeah, yeah, no, that was it a softball game.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
You remembered it fat fest, which we'll never forget and
and and some people are just now finishing their counseling
from that that it's ended that yeah, and then and
then there was the national anthem at a softball game
that with a charity softball game, but which and my
mother won't forget that, right and uh and then uh
and then.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
We actually met originally on the Jenna jonesh uh oh, yeah,
you remember that.

Speaker 12 (26:01):
Yeah, and you guys goned me.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
We did, we did, and uh and I think appropriately
but but but the uh but but but here here's
the thing that's so funny is that you know, one
thing you have done is is you have realized that
you are living in the land of opportunity. It's not
the land of guarantees, which unfortunately some people can't grasp.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
But it's the land of opportunity.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
And you have looked around and said, you know what
if you because because I mean it's not I mean,
you work as hard as you I've ever seen.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
I mean, I mean you got it.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Mit naked gets after it. I mean, and he makes
in some terrible conditions, right right.

Speaker 12 (26:38):
I mean, so how many I haven't missed a day
in eleven years?

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Yeah, I mean, how about that work ethic?

Speaker 3 (26:42):
How many employers would like to say that today they've
had an employee that did not miss a day of
work in eleven years.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
And you found something that you thought you can market,
You're you're a gorilla marketer. We see that again today
and uh and people have responded, and you're and you've
you've you've made you're making a great living at it.

Speaker 10 (26:58):
I think it's like you said, it's about relationship. I
build a relationship with people, I honor those relationships, and
I do everything I can to enrich those relationships. And
you know, you guys are a case in point. You know,
you guys called me one time or I met you
one time, and I do every single thing I can
to keep in contact with you. And you know, I'll
go lead in the earth to find you guys.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
And yeah, there's a morning show in our old studio
that I think is in probably shocked.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Yeah, didn't you go to our old studio today?

Speaker 12 (27:24):
Last night?

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Oh last night?

Speaker 12 (27:26):
Yeah, the whole building was in and uproar.

Speaker 10 (27:29):
I was in my mank in mind to where I
didn't have my guitar, and I looked like I was
ready for business.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
I have not really, seriously, I have not seen a
man wear a full length mink that well since the
Oklahoma quarterbacks were on the sideline of the Orange bowlder
in Barry Switzer.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
In fact, that's the same coat they wore, right, they
have the same jewelry as matter of fact.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
But now I know a lot of people want to
know your your marital status. Are you married, Calgary? I
know you broke up with your girlfriend, but we talked
the last time.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
Do you have anybody? Do you have anybody special?

Speaker 16 (28:03):
Now?

Speaker 10 (28:03):
Cindy sidey Fox, he's going to be flying down the
Tampa man.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
But y'all not married.

Speaker 12 (28:10):
The institution of the marriage, Okay.

Speaker 10 (28:12):
But for four years married people or marry other people.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Okay, we don't believe in it.

Speaker 10 (28:19):
Well, I spend the whole entire day indoctrinating them on
why they should not be married. And if they can
get past me, then they can't.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
But all right, all right, we asked the question why
and I and we just found out from the golden
ticket seats that elderly women do the same thing on
the women's side in.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
The locker room.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Why do the elderly walk around naked so much at
the gym? And and we just got a text it
just happened.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Well, I don't know if I should give them.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
You don't have to give the name, you don't have
to get Let me just say that this this guy
is a world class athlete.

Speaker 12 (28:50):
Let me put it that way.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
He says that he just walked out of the gym
to the same thing. I mean, this morning, he just
saw something, went and got in his car. In we're
talking about it. He said, when he went to work
out this morning, he walked into the gym and there
was a naked man in the locker room, bending over,
drying his feet with a hairs.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Good morning, mister one eye. I'm just now I'm just saying.

Speaker 6 (29:25):
So.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
Uh so anyway, now, now Adler, you too experienced this yesterday?

Speaker 18 (29:31):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, we got blindsided.

Speaker 19 (29:34):
Just walked in and say, I'm I'm blind.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
I mean to look at that? Where do I look?
I'm so uncomfortable, terrible?

Speaker 5 (29:42):
And what about when the car and talked to you, Hey,
what do you think about what Obama's doing?

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Think I going to retire? I don't know, but you're naked. Yeah,
don't talk to me. You think about that. Brett Faver
here and make up his mind.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
Put you know, I will say, hey, hey, pops, why
don't you make up your mind to put some doors on?

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Right? See, see understand the setting.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Okay, we walk into that, all right, so we you know,
of course, you're trying to avoid it at all costs.
So you're trying to find another bench, and you're looking
around and probably looked a little panic.

Speaker 18 (30:10):
And we're incredibly immature people, so we're trying not to laugh.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
So so we're looking for some empty lockers and stuff,
and so we sit down and we're like oh yeah,
And so we all sit down and start taking off
our shoes and and you know, get getting out of
our stuff getting into something we work out.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
I took a couple of laps neck and just to
fit in.

Speaker 7 (30:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Yeah. And at that time you're laughing because you know
your sons will get hurt, but.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Go ahead, sure, and uh and so and so all
of a sudden, you know, Adler drops and and and
and he's about to put some shorts on and he
he has some boxers.

Speaker 18 (30:41):
Off my skinny jeans to put on.

Speaker 20 (30:42):
Jim Schwartz exactly exactly, and lo and behold, do I
I see you know, dark side on on his on
his And I'm pointing, going yeah, And I'm like it
looked like to me it had like lightning bolts on
it or something. I couldn't really tell what it had on.
And before forest lightning, like using the forest.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Before I could even goo, what do you have on? Gregor?
What dight you have a what was it? What it
was it?

Speaker 5 (31:10):
Greg? He had and I'm talking about little he had
on these uh that boxer brief.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
I guess they were boxing. They were straight up.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Unfortunately, if you have legs of skinny as he has,
any boxers you put on, that may have been Speedo's
about his little skin Listen the entire front. It's Darth
Vader's face the entire in.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
The back rump says the dark side I forgot. I
was bearing.

Speaker 18 (31:40):
As I'm looking at them, I'm like, what.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Are they laughing? I got naked man to my right,
dark side to my leg right. He was like what
I said, look at your underwear?

Speaker 18 (31:48):
And I just was very upset up myself. I could
have gone plain black, plain blue, could have done that.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
It's those that we used to get under rus that
were you. You're worrying like what it was? Children's underwear?

Speaker 20 (31:58):
I got them at Walmart, got buns. You know.

Speaker 18 (32:02):
Today I'm manned up a little bit more. I got
my motor head.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
But why don't you just.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Wear why do you wear those spades? Why why don't
why don't you just wear a normal underwear? Is this
a trend with you? I gotta find some kind of
crazy underwear to wear.

Speaker 18 (32:17):
I got some normies and then I got some not Norman.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
But so you got some information. Why you think, uh,
the elderly get get naked.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
And by the way, no calls from neked me and
from whether their naked. I don't have a cell phone
because I ain't got any paying rockets.

Speaker 18 (32:33):
No pockets.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
If you're doing that at home, I get it. You're
understanding you. I get it.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
Sometimes I want to do an extra drying by standing there,
you know, you know, but but not around other people.
You know.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
I told you one time.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
One time I got into the what's the churning thing
where you get into the what they call it not
a hot but the world cooozy, the world pool. I
get in the world pool and an old guy walks
out there naked and gets in the water with me,
just poked, and I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, put
a bathing suit on.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Man. It doesn't murder, I said, it matters to me, right,
And you're touching the Yeah, I don't want you in
their neck? What you didn't get in here down? What's
wrong with you? That My dad was getting honored.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Didn't have a kid.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Working for Petere.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
All the family was there and we couldn't wait to
take the field to honor our dad.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
My hands are set in sharp pain, looking yoursel I
thought it was a heart attack.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
Then I remembered Helms had a sad thing.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
I immediately knew my dog ladder was turning on me.
On the grass.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
Everybody Greg's guy deep in this gold bladder.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Yeah, Rup, if you're enjoying it. He seems to think it.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Doesn't matter, it's gonna haunt him one day. He like, Greg,
I'm telling you it's gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
I know, I love you. Got the old worried puppy dog. Guys,
I go straight.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
I'm in comment by the way of helms and speedy,
and they're hacking.

Speaker 9 (34:31):
I stood proud, he stood home in the Quinton. All
he did it would happen. So I look how worried
he is, worried about what.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
I don't know what is green?

Speaker 5 (34:54):
You're gonna fight, so anyway, I'm ana beat it out
of Greg.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
I'm sure. I'm sure it's no big did it's probably
the Quinn's Tarden malls that stood proud.

Speaker 12 (35:12):
You don't.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
Rick, don't you dare pot that day? I need more?

Speaker 5 (35:19):
Just turn the clock on Mouth and I'm gonna show
you how many years is gonna hold out my Rick?

Speaker 16 (35:24):
Rick?

Speaker 1 (35:24):
And this one acts like he's driving to work on
that twenty ready, Well, I make it till the end
of this ourge current contract.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
I think I will. So is this on the way
to work? Yeah? In his in his new little Dealer car,
which is awesome. Have you show two years? Yes? Two years?
Two years? Now where they go two years? I've been

(35:50):
working on the show driving.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (36:05):
He don't worry? I'm sometimes late at night. Oh well,
my body just don't feel a rock and a smear.
Paint him up and the toy sword. Then I'll recall
my ultrasound, a ladder round.

Speaker 15 (36:31):
And drags.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Used to worry. What is real?

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Things?

Speaker 4 (36:37):
That doesn't now you're making me he was carrying away.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Really don't don't let him anymore. This is right around there,
trying to get his bile all out of way, trying
to go too.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
He is now.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
I hope I won't I cheft through ragling. I'm on
that back road is there now? And I just changed
the scenery. You don't watch?

Speaker 4 (37:05):
Yeah, I have to do that too. I have to
change you be careful on the two lane roage. You
had a deer dogs right.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
I can't see the latest announcement that church on that
knee on signed again.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
I gotta do something exactly. Somebody here is getting their
gall bladder out today. You might have some men sign
for ye. It ain't nothing worry war be quiet, levin
speedy upsetting Birmingham, Alabama.

Speaker 14 (37:31):
Levon, go ahead, Hey, good morning, Greg, go ahead and
get it taken out. I fought mine for three months.

Speaker 7 (37:37):
It's not worth it.

Speaker 14 (37:38):
Doctor Tuliani's over at uh Trinity's taking mine out this
morning at eleven thirty.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
But I'm not having any symptoms.

Speaker 14 (37:46):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 7 (37:49):
My doctor.

Speaker 14 (37:50):
All it's gonna do is get worse. Just have it
taken out right.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
That rocks can get bigger. I just want to say
how long I can go with it?

Speaker 16 (37:56):
Okay, good luck, by the way, good.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Doctor Tulane. That's not what he's saying that. What he
says is that that guy that meters been hitting his
house surgery.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
No, no, Greg, people are trying to warn you. I
mean you you have you have benefited from from modern
right by b I mean modern medical medicine. What call
has found this rock for you before? You've suffered like
him in the Southern boar?

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Guy? Is it just one rock? Is it like a
pearl in there or a bunch of said? Probably is
probably a grain of sand. Now, I never look, I'm
good God the rock. I wish I never said a word.
I mean, we love that, Greg. You know what we do.
I know you are because you're having fun. You know
why we have when you miss we have to find
out what it's like if we got to make fun

(38:42):
to get you in there to get cut on, and
that's fine, but we love Greg. Worry Wart. I'm I'm
so excited. You gonna have an alter at the rock?

Speaker 2 (38:55):
All right?

Speaker 4 (38:56):
He can't, he can't quit doing it.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
All right, let's goach of Michael in South Carolin on
to Michael.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
How are you all right?

Speaker 11 (39:02):
How you doing?

Speaker 7 (39:02):
Guys?

Speaker 4 (39:03):
We're good? You having gall bladder information?

Speaker 11 (39:06):
Yeah, I got it. One of my best friends actually
has had gallstones for the last two years and he
keeps putting it off and putting it off, and finally
today he's having to go in for surgery and get
it done. That doctor actually told him it was almost
burst and that if it did burst that it could
kill him.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
That's what the doctor has meant.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
The doctor discussed he he agrees that it's not a
big deal at this point.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
That well, ask him. He's on another one. Who did
your ultra sale? Hey Mike, Hey, Mike, that's Mike Lee.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
What's Mikey?

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Tell him what I'm trying to tell him, Mike.

Speaker 14 (39:40):
Well, he probably wants Doctor Clark probably wants to do
that e g D first and make sure that there's
nothing else going on.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
What does that mean? What was that that we hang
up on, Mike?

Speaker 5 (39:49):
That means we'll get to the gallbladder stone after we've
done the other test, right, Mike, pardon? What you mean
is that we're not ignoring the stone. Well, we're moving
on to do the other stuff and then we may
come back to the stone.

Speaker 14 (40:02):
That's correct.

Speaker 11 (40:04):
Bothering him first, Greg, what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (40:06):
You know, Mike did a fine job on north Son.
That's what Mike does and did a great job Mike.
Was it a boy or girl? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (40:15):
I felt like, you know when you're getting Hey.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Mike, give me Greg, Mike in a great burgess way.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Changing this up? How about this back to Mike. You've
seen lots of golf stones. Don't let him ba you
is Greg? Is Greg small? Medium or large? It's a
fair question.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Small small? Yeah? Is it just one like a pearl?
Or is there a little sack of them? M hmmm?
So what you call him? What lost? Usually golf stones
are not one. Mike's a great guy. Let me tell
you something he does that great.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
Let me tell you this. Would you agree? Would you
agree that Eddie van Adler small?

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Oh yeah, he's small. You think he can't be nasty though?

Speaker 16 (40:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Is up your gallbladder?

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Even in funny golfstones. I mean it is kind of
like a pearl. We find a golfstone in the oyster,
we hang it around her neck. We get one in us,
we'll get rid of it.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
How about. That's a great point.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
Let's all admit though, we'll take golfstone over kidney stone.

Speaker 12 (41:11):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Those poor look that you shut down man soon and poor.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
People had to passing kidney stones if you they can't,
they can't sit still.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Good, write down all a piece of paper while you worry,
and just slide it over.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
You ain't got to say it out now, I swear well,
you don't have to do that. You're right, it ain't
worth all there we lose word might go his sail
went out.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
Greg.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
I'm sorry, I'm gonna tell y'all it was small.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
You know what happens to when you got a bad golstone,
but you get elevated emotions.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Oh is that why you tear y'all?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Ricking bubba ricking Bubba.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
Todd said he's noticed something any kind, went to kick
it around with the guys here get tat mister uh
So Todd. Welcome to Rick and Bubba, Thanks for listening
to z z K and Birmingham.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Go ahead, buddy.

Speaker 13 (41:53):
So I noticed I trot about this boat. I met
a guy and we were gonna walk over to a
boat and talk about it. And I noticed as we
walked over, I gave him a little pat on the shoulder. Well,
I've been thinking about this. I thought, you know what, God,
you're You're a shoulder pattern that guy. I get ready

(42:13):
to leave and as I'm walking out the door, there's
a guy facing me that works there. And as I'm
about to walk out the door, he says he's standing still,
and he goes something like, how you doing have a
good day or something? And I noticed I give him
the upside down I'm leaving shoulder path. And so I
was wondering what you boys think about that, and your

(42:33):
audience thinks about, especially in the wake of in the
wake of the COVID, what y'all think about the shoulder path?

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Well, do you do you shoulder pat without a handshake?
As well?

Speaker 7 (42:47):
Are we?

Speaker 2 (42:48):
I did?

Speaker 13 (42:49):
The guy that I was the first guy that I met,
because since we were introducing ourselves, I shook his hand,
and once we turned to go to the boat, I
gave him the show.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
To path are you are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Like a shake and as you're shaking you you you
pat him on the shoulder with.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
Your left hand. Yeah, demonstrated, Yeah, yeah, I do pitch
them behind the neck. That's my dad. That's that's something
you're on.

Speaker 11 (43:18):
About.

Speaker 13 (43:19):
As I was leaving, though, you know, we didn't introduce ourselves, buddy,
and I gave him the upside down and walking out, I.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Think you need to quit all that. Are you talking about?
You're on top of his shoulder, padding down like, hey, no, don't.

Speaker 7 (43:34):
Don't don't know.

Speaker 13 (43:35):
It's kind of uh what's that uh bone back there?
Called kind of not on top of his shoulder.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
No, that's here. You're talking about a scapula pad.

Speaker 13 (43:48):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Todd about that one.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Yeah he's talking about Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
But you know what, Todd, I may I may think
you're probably overthinking it.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
I'd be careful though you're turning. You're turning into a
padding maniac.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Do they do they feel comfortable with your.

Speaker 13 (44:07):
Pat I don't spend much time there quick.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
You can go from handshake, shoulder pat to quick hug that.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
I will do this.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
Have you ever seen the person then when they're telling
you something, they have to touch you and.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Your form. Yeah, I've noticed that.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
You know how it's not as violent as a lane
on Seinfeld where she would push people back. But come
over here speaking. Let me tell you what Sherry does
and I and she's got to laugh because I'm calling her.
She'll go, she'll she'll sit here. I'm not gonna hurt you.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
She'll sit here and really happened. She goes. You ain't
gonna believe. Oh yeah that I get this all the time.
I used to do. And I'm like, honey, you you're
hitting me every time television when you're telling you I
noticed that, I'll pat the shoulder. Then I'll give me
a little Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Really, I don't know that's something you should do.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Like a few don't agree.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
I wouldn't say it the way you just said it. Yeah,
basically one that kick off days tap and then rub
a little bit of here.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
We go the top, just say hey, just say massage.
I don't think you should talk about this topic. It's
just it's just like it's just like a tap tap
ruby TAPU in the microphone tap tap rub, Right.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
We're talking about the shoulder just but but what I'm
trying These kind of phrases you'll recklessly use. Yeah, you'll
recklessly use these types of phrases without any kind of
you know.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
I thought we were talking about the show, and no,
we are. That's what we're. We are, we were we are.
But I'm trying to in that lane though. I have found.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
I have found that usually when I shake a hand,
it really determines on how emotional the moment.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Is, whether you whether you get a tap, whether or
not yeah, or I might give you a hug or
bringing it in just bring Yeah. I love to bring
it in like that. I like to bring it in
people that I really know. I don't bring strangers in.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, m.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
No, I don't go that far with it. That was
me hugging Greg the other morning. Yeah, right, you go
that far.

Speaker 12 (46:17):
Yeah, that's speedy speed.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
I rarely do a double arm hug. Are you are
you a shoulder tapper?

Speaker 19 (46:24):
I don't like hugging when when I'm when it comes
to a man hug, I'll go for like the uh,
you know, the super like high five whatever, and then
have that in between and then hands you got a
hand between two, just like there're just men.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
You know, you give or do you fight the hug
I give into I'll fight it. I love the hug.
I'm a hugger anyway. I'm a fighter. I struggle. I
struggle with a hug. Yeah, yeah, I don't. I'm not
like weird about it. But if I don't get one of.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Them, I love a hug as long as I haven't
had surgery and stitches. That's when you want to time out.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
And you know what happens to me if you if
I ever, if I ever, even even though I have
discomfort with it, but if I discover and and Andy
Blanks is one of these, he struggles with like touchy feely.
He really struggles with it. So when he sees me,
he just gets himself mainly prepared because I know that
he doesn't like it.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
So I pour it on.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Yesterday in the in the in the hall, he had
to stop by and pick something up. He literally shut
his eyes and just stood there with his hands beside
him because he knew I was about to hug him.
And I hugged him so much, just like I hadn't
seen him in you that's good.

Speaker 19 (47:34):
I think I have a mental problem when it comes
to people standing too close to me when they speak
to me, because evidently my bubble is bigger than everybody
else is in the whole world. I had one buddy
who was He was such a huge offender in invader.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Yes, in fact, speedy.

Speaker 18 (47:48):
We should demonstrate this here.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Oh really, okay, okay, I mean, you know, with the COVID,
we all kind of got used to the six.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Flip, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
I had a buddy of mine wireless month.

Speaker 18 (48:00):
He would stand so close I'll be done in two seconds.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
He would stand so close to.

Speaker 18 (48:03):
Me I would I would keep a foot out.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
One day. I'm not joking you.

Speaker 18 (48:09):
He is standing with his feet on either.

Speaker 19 (48:12):
Side of my feet, and I'm like, I'm like, oh,
that's great, buddy, that's great.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Man. Oh so you were you were literally leaning back.
He's in full mount you. Well, why don't you say
something if somebody so close to me? I'm like, hey,
let me back a little bit.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Here's y'all, y'all, squeeze the trap, excuse me, like the top.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Here he goes again, Here he goes again. He's so
close to it. No, I try not to. I just
got it. I just sent her by just waving man
from a pastor.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
That said he met with a guy yesterday literally put
his hand on my knee for thirty seconds, telling me
a story that's completely over the little touch knees. What
are we trying to do? Have some kind of covenant?
I mean, don't what are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (48:52):
Grabbed my thigh? He said, he didn't move it, didn't
move it the whole time he's getting seconds. I have
to ask what conversation any move it. That's why I
think he was so uncomfortable. I think it finally he
moved it. But I mean, yeah, let me get my
knee out of your way. Yeah. I normally just do
a chest bump and go on, oh yeah, oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
And I tell you what's what over the line is
the backwards hugger comes in from behind them. Yeah, Joe Biden, Yeah,
I've seen.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
A little whisper. Yeah, smelling your hair. Look what a
man come up behind you and get throw on you
your neck?

Speaker 7 (49:28):
There?

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Speedy does that? Does that? He did that me during
the seven o'clock hour. Yeah, he does. You do it
a lot grab me in the hall. That's the Mississippi thing. Yeah,
Halsey asked me not to start. He's like, otkeep doing.
You do give a good massage.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
You got magic hand trainer, give you a massage.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
He's a trainer. Speedy, Speedy hugg Man cut my cheeks
het the fill.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
By the way, this is Speedy's uncle, who is the
world renowned ballet dancer.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
I thought that was Speedy. Looks like I said.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
I said, I said, Speedy, you look just like him.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
And he said, nobody's ever said that. I haven't Speed.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
That looks like a picture of you with a hat on.
No one's ever said you who's got a hat? Back
in their office? And we're gonna put him there.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
And also you stand next to him like you're the
wife and we needed we need a daughter.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Yep, how about this, we need a hunger right here
with the glasses.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Go get a hat. We got you got a hat,
so you had a mountain behind your good hat. Well,
we'll put him by the city over here. I could
I put my cowboy hat on a few.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
We want to go apples and apples here, you know,
I got I got caps all in min rick.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
While we're doing that too a little just a quick
theme music discussion Boom shake the room, Uh, DJ Jazzy
Jeff and the Fresh Fresh Prince that was a while.

Speaker 12 (50:52):
Back on it.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
Now, I think that's perfect. But there's nothing better than
your hand mode. How about this new intern shaking bake.
That's perfect all right?

Speaker 4 (51:12):
And Bubba wanted me to play this to just check
it and listen to it. See what you think. Okay,
maybe we can edit some stuff sinde relative if.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
You're just any of that, even that works.

Speaker 16 (51:34):
So.

Speaker 5 (51:34):
Uh, that's the new intern shaking bake her pictures Picture
of the day. We'll get her in the Interns Pictures
of the new Interns there on the new the website.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
We got to get you so and get a different camera.
I guess you're gonna have to stand over here by
the window because he's gonna have to use this camera
here to get the screen image of your.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
Put your hat on, bring uncle Duke back, you shaking bak,
stand by Speedy. We're looking at a family picture of
Uncle Duke, his wife and his daughter. And you, ma'am,
put your butt you drink them and come over here
and stand next to uh, next to Speedy like you're
his daughter, and we're gonna look apples.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
This is uncle Duke. Y'all, this is I mean, this
is going Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Now go over here, y'all stand right up, speedy, come
right out here so he can get you on the
wide right there, hold right there, right now, y'all get
in the same positions. No, we need to daughter on
the other side. Daughter on the other side, daughter on
the other side. Yeah, flip around now, Chris, can you
get a shot of those mic in the way there?

Speaker 5 (52:29):
It is right there, and now now do a speeding Yeah,
can you split screen that, Chris. Wait a minute, Rick,
I think Hell's needs to be his wife because he's
got the same haird my well, look at Hell's his hairdo,
and look.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
At her Greg it is I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
I'm sorry, Okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
By the way, I've never seen Bubba be so pleased
with a new heart.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
He slept so many nights on the couch. He's bitter.
I'm talking about it again.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
Shot getting your shot it up, and you tell me
he doesn't resemble uncle.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
He's getting it dialed in here, he's gonna christ is
learning the control. There he goes, Hey, we're gonna now speaking.

Speaker 16 (53:12):
You move.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
You're good now, you tell me you don't think y'all.
Don't think, y'all look a lot speedy. You don't look
freeze right there?

Speaker 3 (53:21):
He quit looking around and look right at the camera.
Look right over here, right at the camera. That speedy, y'all.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
It's an amazing I'm not saying you're identical, but absolutely resemble.
There is no question about that blond you.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Step out, hems get in there.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
On the other side, got sunglasses.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
All right.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
I think it would my hair look better.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
Oh my gosh, I wish I wasn't. I think it
was a smile. It was, yeah, which you could see
that tree away.

Speaker 7 (54:22):
For you to.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Gonna look at it and give it his dad call.
It's kind of so much.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
It's kind of like how Jeff Burgess and Greg you
are not identical, but when you see him the s
they resemble.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
Yeah, but they they both drink though. So we got
two wounded dogs. I feel like Michael.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Vick boy might, but you know I'm in the middle
of it.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Oh my goodness. Hey, it's speedy.

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