Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 2

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest tits,
flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold every
Saturday morning. Wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick and
Bubba's Greatest.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Tits, Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
One of our favorite places to go fish Cassimi, Florida.
Oh you remember we did a live broadcast from Cassimi
Saint Cloud beautiful place.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Now, yeah, absolutely, yeah, that's right. I think any Cassimi
remember they teach.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
You were you were, you were saying it when you
didn't know if I had it right.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
They were teaching us how to say it.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I was shining and yeah, Cassimi, Cassimi Saint Cloud, Absolutely right.
I know it's odd that I can pick up on
some of those and then simple things like spacstor throws
me off.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
I know. The only time I ever ever held an
alligator was was there me?

Speaker 5 (00:44):
Also?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, we had one on that and I didn't want
to handle it. And hopefully that's not anything.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Hopefully it's my last.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Sure Rick a twelve foot twelve foot that's a basketball
goal and two foot left over wow, and a conda
was captured in Cassimi by mounted patroled deputies conducting a
training exercise Wednesday near the East Lake Fish Camp. Deputies
with a Sheriff's office found the snake while having their

(01:11):
horses walk over storm grates part of a training exercise.
While examining the grates, deputy spotted a dormant, very large snake.
Neighbors in the area have told us within the past
months they've seen an increase in missing chicken, geese, and
duck in the area, and this would certainly explain why

(01:31):
those animals are disappearing, said one of the deputies. The
deputies immediately called animal control, who captured the snake and
took it to Reptile Whirl in Saint Cloud. Officials have
confirmed there that it is an a conduct. It is
believed that the snake had been living in the retention
pond in the East Lake Fish Camp. It is unknown

(01:53):
how long the snake had been there or how it
got to that location. The non venomous but very dangerous
snake is in critical condition. Well, there's where the story
turns south. It was nearly frozen to death because of
the recent cold snow.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Let the evil beast die.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Well, uh, it's well enough, though the snake will likely
go on exhibit at Reptile World.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Foul and where is a good hole when you need it?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
The hoe to cut its head Offlaz, I didn't.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
I was about to say, I didn't know if you
were quoting tiger Woods or what you were doing.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
So, but.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
But I will say this.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Out the head the snake. While he's nice and slow,
it he's a cold you could pet him at this temperature.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
I will say this.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
I thought it was interesting though, when they got there
and saw the twelve foot and a conna and Akona.
Guess who helped him with it? Ll Coojack, He and
Jennifer Lopez got end up not that good.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
But about how about we've been right there where they're
talking about riding those uh what what's those things with
the two wheels that you ride on. You know, we
were riding all over Casino bicycle the thing with the
gyros in it, well, bicycle.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
And you know I went out on that little airboat
and went, uh, alligator looking and boy, you could see them.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Can I tell this to I can never take security
guards serious own segues.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
You love security car When I.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
See securities on segways, I'm thinking myself. I don't think
you could get me on.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Man, but they were fun to ride up right all
they take you just one little shovel on it may
fly off ofks. I still want to find out if
those from if you can ride those in the woods.
You know they make a hunting version, but I don't
know about going.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Over those ruts and everything. That seemed like rough ride.
I'd love to be hunted coming down the trail. Bobba
on one of himsel, well.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
You know what, unless he's looking at me, you never
hear me. I'd be the wind, you know what you
need to do that something? Just can't think or was
it the wind? Or was it Bubba?

Speaker 5 (04:10):
Can I say this again to I'm gonna try this again.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
I love things that don't like noise.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
You people with your pythons and your anacondas, and you
and your your snake pets. If you don't want them,
do not, for the love of all that is good,
good and kind, release them. And you've got the Everglades completely.
I mean, here's good. Now they're taking over and can
send me I.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Mean killing all the natural animals, the reptile, I mean
the anacondas.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yes, So if you get to the point you go,
you know what, this anaconda looks like it's a little
big for the family now, could be dangerous with them.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
Kill it, don't don't just put it out.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Don't don't go down there wall and ted the golden retriever.
I think we need to get rid of it.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Don't run it down there to the local pondy drop
it in. No, go get me a good old right,
as Bubba said, where's a good hole when you need them?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Sure, and just take that thing we've all had to get.
Go out and take the heads the whole yard snake.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah, and sever the head because really to me, you know,
and you know what, let me try snake that way.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Let me I prefer the twelve gauge myself.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Sometimes it's a little unnerving to the name.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
How can I speak?

Speaker 4 (05:13):
How can I speak to weird, strange, exotic pet people
and speak their language to get through to them? Hmmm,
all right, let's try this might work with some of
some of you. If you can no longer care for
the evil beast, Okay, it is torturous and wrong to
put that thing out to where it is not indigenous

(05:35):
to whatever culture you got climate.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
You're learning Florida. That's why they don't live and they
end up it.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
They end up in gutters like this poor snake suffering
and dying of slow death. Put them out of their
misery and cut their head off.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
True, if you love the snake, kill it that in
critical conduction.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
You don't have gas and a match. That's an extx thing.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Right, And you can get you a couple of sets
of boots and a suitcase out of that.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
To me, that's the that's the that's the Yeah, that's
a lot of skin, right, and the and the snake
will never know what happened.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
But if that's the way, you can always keep your
pet and a conda round, nice pair of boots. Right,
Because I know, because I know none of you shot
him up on the weekend.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Because I've tried to tell you that you that your
evil tied out to the movie, right, that your evil
exotic pets might harm human beings. That one's not getting
through to you because you find the snake probably more
important than humans. So let's see if I can at
least it. Can I at least talk to you about
maybe your care for the snake. Either keep it and
take care of it, try to keep it indoors, or

(06:32):
if you're done with it, either kill it or take
it back to the Amazon.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Is that the picture of it?

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Is that it?

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Have you not seen the picture? I was probably luck
breaking news. We've got a picture of it.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
If you look right behind them, there's a hole leaning
up on the on the little fence.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
That's a twelve gauger there, buddy, Oh yeah, brother, look
at that double. He's cold, I mean cold, has this
being though he's you know, he's nothing more than a
long stick.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
But you know what they but you know, you know
what they did to him though.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
That's a limb, right, there's all that is.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Get the chainsaw, that's where he came in.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
But Bubba, they revived him back to health, and they're
warming him on some stupid heat rockers. Why don't they
just let him die and throw him in the track. Well, great,
because that makes sense, and throw all that effort on him.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
That well, that's the point everybody who releases him in Florida.
You're not doing the snake any favor. That's not his there.
It's too cold for him. I know it doesn't seem that,
but it is. He's he's cold. Blooded. That's why they
live in South America.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
So so let me tell you this.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
If you're living in around the Everglades, you've been trying
to protect your children in pets, got alligator from gigantic
anacondas and alligators, your tax dollars are helping keep one alive.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
That's right. Yeah, what they call the rescue squad.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
The next thing I'll hear is that our tax dollars
are going to fight man made catastrophic global warming even
though it doesn't exist. So you see you what I'm
talking about. That that's the kind of mentality it gets.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Out of hand.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
It's just odd to me. I don't I don't understand
their their thought process. I said it so foreign to me.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
I've said it in this microphone and other microphones just like.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
It over the past fifteen years. I don't understand someone
saying I have a hole in my life that can
only be filled by John Snake. Yeah, I just they
don't interact.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Look, I can understand a puppy.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
I get that, I get that. How about this, I
would see a pet if you want to be exotic,
what about a pet giraffe? Get you one of those
might be a real. That'd be a real around the house.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, it would.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
I just say he could help you clean the gutters out.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
I mean he'd love it.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
I can relate to the You could write him and
you know, get up there and clean the gutter. You
told on one hand of it, like having a dinosaur
is a pet.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
I'm about to spect her.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Pretty nice. Got the antennis?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
I bet they fetch. I bet you could teach one
to fall.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
I bet you could.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
You better throw it high thought if they struggle going
all the way down there. You know what, if you
ever see one come off the ground, if it goes
down in the ditch, you aught to be able to
get it. Let it's hung on the end.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Of the tree up.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
You ever seen one try to go to flat ground
like somebody trying to lower a crane. Oh yeah, of.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Course in Florida, they wouldn't have to look for lines.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
But uh right, that one just sling that head around.
Have you ever seen a two of them fight, I'll say,
sling that neck.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
I can't believe what I'm about to say, but I
can almost understand the monkey.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
People more than the snake people. At least the monkey interaction.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
You know what I would pay to say you play
with you or something I wish you could see.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
I'm trying to get you out of that. A giraffe
catch a frisbee, Now, I'd like to see that, now
that I could see Ricking.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Bubba, Ricking Bubba.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Uh, you know where.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
There's been some changes here on the Rick and Bubba
Show over the last year and a half. Two years
the bill, Greg Burgess two years in August, Michael Hemsey,
how you been here?

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Hems?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Uh, it's going to be a year in the fall.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
You're in the fall and uh. And Eddie van Adler
is the newest uh member of the team.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
And you've been here?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
How long? Eddie van Adler, I don't know. Okay, Okay.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Then now I want to talk to you about a
couple of issues here. You're not where. I want to
talk to you about a couple issues.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
You know while interview on this program multitesk.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
And somebody talked to me about this yesterday. You have
two hosts Ricking Bubba there on the sign. You see
them there they are, and then you it's.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
The one that's here right, we have them mouthful right.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Next the one at work Rights I play tennis.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Here's the one that works.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Right.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Then then you have then you have that guy that
shows up every now and then then you have a
head producer that's Calvin Speedy Wilburn.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
You have an assistant producer of the real Greg Burgess.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
And also he handles off our merchandise buying and selling
to that and getting it in the store.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
I ain't going, I'm not gonna let the cat out
of the bag.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
But y'all be looking at maybe something that it looks
like beef jerkey coming.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, well there's beef. You just let the cat out.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
It's called letting the cat out.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Here's just acting like daddy talking about Christmas? What Greg, Greg?

Speaker 4 (10:56):
If you tell people what products coming, that's like, well,
that's just right.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Helmsey.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
You are your over the Internet Department you which means
you talt with some subcontractors. You you make Eddie van
Adler work on the Extreme Club and all the archive
the show.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
And then play at the green Fields at Bubba and then.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Eddie van Adler does the live of you stream. He
does Ricking Bubba the TV show, edits that and then
also edits things for the Extreme Club, which I understand
is there's a there's a look back in the Extream
Club today. We look back at fat Fest two thousand
and three. Today, you'll you'll see that funny, funny concert
video in the Extreme Club today.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
All Right, it's really good.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
But on this program, Bubba and I have always believed
that I.

Speaker 7 (11:43):
Didn't really add anything when I said that, I didn't
really add anything to the conversation.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Part of our test. Now.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Now, this on this program because it is a stream
of consciousness to a degree, and we love to pull
back the curtain on how this business works. So no
matter what your jobs behind the scenes are, you also
end up on the air because we like to tap
into everybody's lives, see what's going on and get commentary
from people. Now, I will say that that that that
part so far with Adler, it's been mixed reviews when

(12:13):
you've been on there. I mean, uh that that you know,
the work you're doing is being embraced. Your own air
part has been I mean, there's you're you're a little
bit polarizing, I've noticed from the audience. I did get
a good positive email on you today, which I thought
was good.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
I needed that.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
I sent it to him. Change my name thank you great.
I love you brother.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
You know, we have a very very big studio audience day.
I mean a big one, yes we do. My friend,
by the way, Nieland Stadium called and wants their capacity.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
But but then we have people show up with good food.
They came on in right.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Basically, if you want to come see this show, if
you'll ask Greg, he'll say.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yet, yeah, I'm finna have to change that policy just
a little bit. All right.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
So I would like to know in the audience, raise
your hand if on the air you find Eddie van
Adler to be. That's what to be likable and entertaining.
Raise your hands likable and entertaining. There's there's four, five, six,
hold hold up, pie, I see him, I see.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
That hand back there.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Okay, now, okay, and he of course he's standing right
in front of you. I would say that, no, I would, right,
we got we got twenty four people here, so how many?
How many is it again? One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven eight.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
There are people literally not putting their hands up in
the want to you know, I'm not gonna lie. There's
people saying that thirteen like we should have asked all
the bridesmaids yesterday. How they felt baut old little Eddy.

Speaker 7 (13:38):
I'm popular with the ladies. Guys, we know that, we know.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Where you're messing up.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
We hope hey, throttle back, battle back, coming back, brinch.
How many people in here find Eddie to be a little,
a little annoying on the air When he's on the
air and you you don't care for it much?

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Hand up in the air, that pie, Mama, he can
raise his hand. She's like, don't, don't do that. That's
not nice. Got his hand one, one, two, four, So
keeve him up, keep him up, don't be ashamed the
same twice, raise your hand both times. All right?

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Then let me see the undecided on him. It's still
he hadn't been on long enough undecided.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
I can't add, but that should be two left?

Speaker 5 (14:21):
How did he turn out? Thirteen?

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Like nine don't like and two just they don't they're in.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
It's too close to call. So it's too close to calls.
What I'm saying, I'll take that. I wish it's a
good number.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
You repeat everything. That's one thing that's very annoying there.

Speaker 8 (14:37):
And y'all hate that I brought that to your titch,
that he repeats everything.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
I do too.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
It makes him look ridiculous, right, all right, listen to this.
So now I do like him because my him, my
job on the program. And by the way, if you
raise the hands on me, it might be that's probably
the same vote. We really will y'all do me a favor.
Let's don't ask the audience about me.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
I can't take it. If you love Greg on the show,
everybody loves.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Come on, you got one kid that didn't get all right,
so just said I hate y'all. Done that, dad, that's
terrible Greg, Greg. He wants to know what he wants
to be part of it. It's vicious in here, and
and I am that and I'm the ring master here,
which means I try to put everybody in a position
to win. I try to set everybody up to a
place where they can be themselves and they can add

(15:21):
to the show.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
And I'm working on you.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
You know.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
I talked to you out of this latent thing you
would doing think that was a good character, and I
didn't like the way you were going there. And then
today when I finally get a positive email and I'm
making progress, you tell the world you got a snake.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah, well no, not just a snake. It's a corn snake.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
And its name is what mister bo Jangles.

Speaker 7 (15:42):
It's not mister bo Jangles, it's mister bo Jangles.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
All right, Listen to me.

Speaker 7 (15:48):
You're messing up his name, Helms, how do you say it?
Just messing up his name?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
How do you say that?

Speaker 7 (15:55):
Helm said mister bo Jangles and it's mister bo Jangles.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Okay, so his emphasis was wrong? All right, Eddie, listened
to me. You have made a decision. You have made
a decision in your pet world. Do you understand you
have said?

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Now? Picture of this?

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Can you imagine?

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Here? I am at the pet store. Hey, mister Burgess,
are you looking for a nice companion for your family?
You know what I am? Let me ask you this
right out of the gate. Do you have any cursed
animals I can have whose legs were moved from? Could
I have a biblically cursed animal?

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Please?

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Could I have the hand puppet of Satan himself? I mean,
you picked a cursed animal? Well?

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Did you catch the snake or did you buy it something?
I bought it? Say? Now, if you gonna have a
at least catch one.

Speaker 7 (16:36):
I bought it at a reptiles show.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Though it's legit. Yeah you walk. Yeah, I'm a single, white,
feminine male and I need a snake. They said, okay,
here's a chorus, so we're saying something like that.

Speaker 7 (16:46):
So we're saying something like that.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Okay, I listened, easy grench, all right, now, look you
got listen. Listen, you have just a sprinkle of grench.
You don't fully just around the mouth, around around around
the mouth. Right here, you've got a little sous, just
a little so he looks a little bit like five

(17:09):
marshall bill. Maybe it's Jim Carrey, because Jim Carrey was
the great.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Maybe that's it. By the way, yes, that might be it,
because he walked the big black. Let me you you're

(17:36):
I just didn't read Adler. You're killing me. You're killing me.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
I want you to stop telling those things about yourself.

Speaker 7 (17:48):
I mean, just stop telling.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Look you you have an animal that was cursed. I
have a cursed animal.

Speaker 6 (17:54):
Well, I mean people you don't say, like, oh, stop
eating those apples.

Speaker 7 (17:58):
And it was everybody knows there was an apple that.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
It's not an apple. We don't know that.

Speaker 7 (18:01):
Little kids dry.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
I gotta I got this question. I got asked this question.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
I've always want to ask this about snake people, and
you go on to people, I got dogs and now
you know how you come home you interact, Well, how
do you when you.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Get mister bo Jangles out? But what do you do?

Speaker 4 (18:17):
I mean, it ain't gonna fetch you, ain't gonna ain't
gonna do what probably.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Out?

Speaker 9 (18:25):
Chill out?

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Really what do you do?

Speaker 7 (18:28):
Chill out and watch TV and stuff?

Speaker 4 (18:29):
And I watched you watch TV with a snake.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
I'm gonna come slap you. My dog will come up.

Speaker 7 (18:37):
Or it eats mice.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
So so hold on, wait a minute. Is this is
this the same snake that a mice got loose in
your car? Yes?

Speaker 5 (18:44):
Do you do you think your edge?

Speaker 1 (18:45):
You're doing this?

Speaker 5 (18:46):
Well, why do you do that?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Y'all just missed what I said.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
It's just part of the whole.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Food was taking.

Speaker 6 (18:52):
It's seriously, it's like the lowest.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
We just don't have one.

Speaker 7 (18:57):
It's the lowest.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Man.

Speaker 7 (18:58):
If you're to water in there once a month, a
dump of mouse in there once. If you rats mice.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
That's that's a little rat. I mean.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Is there has there ever been a point where you
stopped purchasing? Is there ever been a point where you
stopped when you were purchasing a rodent to feed your
cursed animal.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
That you said, My gosh, what in the world am
I doing?

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Right? Have I lost my mind? If you're holding it
by the tail and this going like this, and you
got something going looking up at you, I mean, do
you not over like go? I shouldn't be doing that.
Pant something that's alive and that's its dinner. That's that's weird.

Speaker 7 (19:39):
You can buy him frozen. Till you can buy him frozen.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Let me ask you this. So does he run?

Speaker 3 (19:44):
He said it twice?

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Repeat when you come in? Does he run to the
glass like dogs do? Like anticipating you, like, hey, there
he is? Or does he pay you? Hungry?

Speaker 7 (19:53):
If he's really hungry, you.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Say everything he repeat? Thank you?

Speaker 5 (19:59):
Repeat we misnamed him his names?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
We reap it? Repeat it Really.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Five things that will make you happier. The pursuit of
happiness is sometimes easier said than done, but scientists have
argued for a long time that happiness is largely determined
by genetics, help, and other factors mostly outside of your control.
But recent research suggest people actually can take charge of
their own happiness and boost it through certain practices.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
That's just earth shattering. Thank you for that, she says.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
The billion dollar question is is it possible to be
happier in my current situation. This was done at the
University of California, Riverside. Despite the finding that happiness is
partially genetically determined, and despite the finding that life situations
have a smaller influence on our happiness than we think
they do, we argue that still a large portion of

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happiness is in our power to change.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
And here they are.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
This is going to be y'all take note of this.
You got them that out.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Now, there's been a study and here's what they've come
to a conclusion that will help you to be happier
in your current situation.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Now, when they say study, that meant people spent money,
probably years in ours taxpayer money.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
People people like put on glasses, took them off, pondered,
they tapped their chins.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
They studied this and here's what they come on.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
We've narrowed it down to five things that will make
you happier. Number one, be grateful. Some study participants were
asked to write letters of gratitude to people who had
helped them in some way throughout life. The study found
that These people reported a lasting increase in happiness over
weeks and even months after implementing the habit of being
grateful to other people. What's even more surprising, sending the

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letter is not necessary. Even when people wrote letters but
never actually mail them to the people they were sent to,
they still had the upward feelings afterwards for expressing their thoughts.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Well.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
Be grateful.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Number two, This will be earth shadowing to some of you.
Be optimistic.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Another practice that seems to help is optimistic thinking. Study
participants were asked to visualize an ideal future, for example,
living and a loving and supporting home, finding a job
that was fulfilling, and to describe and describe the imagery
in a journal entry. After doing this for a few weeks,

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these people too reported increased feelings of well being.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
So be it was a magical out.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
Be optimistic.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Look, I got to tell you some of you is
like hanging around e or from Christopher Robbin. You're not
a lot of fun to be right now.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Number three again, take note, some of you. This is
going to catch you totally off guard. Count your blessing.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
People who practice writing down three good things that happened
to them every week showed significant boost in their happiness level.
According to the study, Hempsey thinks his three things are better.
It seems the act of focusing on positive helps people
remember reasons to be glad.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Go over them again. What was the first one?

Speaker 5 (23:08):
First three?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Be grateful. I'm grateful that Greg came on board in Halsey.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Be optimistic.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
That almost optimistic. I'm very optimistic about Hamsey's uh challenge
with Grossky.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
That's all Number three. Really count your blessings. Sounds like
you're trying to make Hemsey happy.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
I am, well, I'm just trying to help number four guy.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
And remember this is a scientific study.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
This again, this is going to be earth.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
Shadowy, scientific study shattering money well spent.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Use your strengths. Another study asks people to identify their
greatest strengths.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Are you saying I shouldn't be using my weaknesses?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
And then and then after you identified those strengths, try
to try to use them in new ways. For example,
someone who says they have a good sense of humor
could try telling a few jokes to lighting up business
meetings or cheer up sad or suffering friends.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
This is a habit.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
This has one of them seemed to give immediate happiness
to the people who were doing it.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
You got elbow, Let me change that. Greg does tell
good jokes. I just wanted material to change right. No, no,
that's not true jokes.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
If the subject of his jokes, I'm tired of being
that bubba. What's the number five? Number five? Commit acts
of kindness?

Speaker 1 (24:27):
I never thought of.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
It turns out helping others also helps.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Gosh either.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Probably written my five thousand years ago law the harvest.
People who donate time money to charities who assist people
in need report improvements in their own happiness, not only mental,
but a lot of times physical.

Speaker 9 (24:51):
I heard number six was carry a little swagger in
cockiness with you.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Yeah, well you ought to be just giddy.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Today.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
The accused is one real, the real Greg Burgess, merchandise
coordinator and assistant producer and one of the framers of
the Gunners Will Treaty, which when he came on to
the staff, he to me it was like he was
doubly inside the guns Will Treaty. Then now, wait, all right, yesterday,

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who would I will be judge? We have witnesses here,
we also the jury will be the audience listening and
the audience who was sitting here at twelve of Greg's peers.
One of them, of course, will also be featured in
the punishment if he has found guilty of violating the
Gunners will treat you.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Now.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
The guns will treat it plainly states that you don't
prank any member of the Rick and Bubb's staff. It
happened yesterday a person came to our door and out
of the window and said they wanted to give us something. Now,
I will say, it's sometimes we can pull that off,
sometimes we can't. In this case, it seemed like a

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very nice gentleman in a wheelchair. And uh, you know,
I think none of us would be honest if we
didn't admit that someone in a wheelchair gets your attention,
probably when someone who's upright does it, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
And and you're like, you.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Know what, that's awful nice and the effort to be
made to be here. A matter of fact, it spawned
a funny line from yesterday that to this day.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
Still owns completely owns me Scott the tech guy.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
But anyway, so, uh so he gave me a little
something and and these these things, and I kind of
disregarded it and and number one I'd like to present
for everyone to listen.

Speaker 7 (26:34):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
The man gave it to me, so I felt like
it belonged to me, and you know, of course was
capable of being responsible with it and knowing the danger
it could bring in these hallowed halls of the Broadcast Plaza,
our new studio that we've all worked very hard for.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
It and and appreciate.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
And it was one of these sprays that they've had
all kinds of names over the years, the one that
we got into a little trouble with way back when
we were young and dumb, and and that was Morning Breeze.
Uh these uh the now that was that was that
was Morning Breeze.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
Was was the pioneer.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Now now we I will tell you the little.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Green It was kind of like were then there there
were lots stouter than there, or no.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
We were.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
We were actually doing a remote at a specialty uh
store in the mall, and we got to playing with
this stuff and uh, a little bit goes a long way,
but we didn't know it at the time, and before
you know it, we had squirted three or four squirks
around and uh it worked its way out into the
atrium of the mall, and quite frankly, the mall management

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people had to come down and ask us to leave.
And it was it was sad. It was reminiscent of
the time we had to leave the Chinese buffet. Yes,
uh and uh, I'm will tell you we we had
that hole end of the mall smelling like.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Pure sulfur right now. There was no guns will treaty
then and we and we that and this is all.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Part we were just playing. It got out of hand. Well,
now so this this, this, we emptied about three bottles
before we realize how the hand it was.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
He uh he So so the guy brings brings this
foul spray and this is stuff. If you spray it,
it makes the whole the area of steak, or does it?
And it sneaks really bad large wind spray. Right, it's
supposed to.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
It's supposed to be some supposed to a bodily function
got out of control. As a matter of fact, I
would have we've all been there.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
I didn't. I didn't.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
I didn't like the name of it. I think a
better name for this particular one would have been dead when.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yes, yes, absolute.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
But anyway, so so somehow Greg gets it into his possession.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
And then and then it began.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Greg is accused and has admitted, So there's really no
there's the case is simpler because Greg's admitted he did it.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Greg uh began to spray this foul spray in people's offices.
And it started out that he was going to spray
it around the interns while they were in the call
screening room.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
A little tight you know, I thought that'd be funny.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Kicked that up.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
He grossly underestimated its power. Apparently these things did.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
He.

Speaker 10 (29:13):
I was when I was first made aware of the event.
I was, you know, my office is in the very
back of the studio near the business entrance, and I
was sitting there, you know, just working on putting some
commercials up.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
And I kind of what is that right?

Speaker 10 (29:27):
And I mean, and I'm in the far end, and
and he had he had used it up here, and.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
You thought Daisy was being a bad Well I knew
it was bad.

Speaker 10 (29:34):
I knew it was bad when the dog looked at me,
like what is that?

Speaker 1 (29:40):
She even had a shocked look on her little.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
The smell was so intense because then he thought it, well,
you know, that's what's what's wrong with these sprays.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
You think it's not enough to begin with.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Oh, it's like the more, the longer it hangs around it,
it interacts with the oxygen and it just gets stronger.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
And then when he plows through the treaty, he went
into Speedy's office and gave it one and he didn't
think it was enough, and then he gave it two
more in Speedy's office. That may have been the epicenter
of the whole thing, his office. The one the shot
at the end terns was just like a pass by pack.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
And what bad is that?

Speaker 4 (30:12):
We're we're in we're in the studio, so we're trying
to cut. We're trying to cut commercial and post show production.
Baba has a meeting, there's Peede, there's guests here of
course with Tennis. Yeah, yeah, well uh as you see
the looks on their face.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
Yes, I did, And I saw him weeping.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
I have not seen Boo Mason make that face since
he saw me serve right.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Well, then then then and Greg and Gregg's genius. Then
the the the the morning breeze gets into the air
conditioned system. Yes, and then when the air because it
was still warm where we live at the front half
of the day. Yes, stay, the air condition cranks up
and sprays it all on us again, and.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
We're trying to do commercials and we cannot breathe. I mean,
when our conditioner got it, it was unbearable.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
You think about think about the people were leave even
because then he tried to douse it out with air fresher.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
That was the one that got.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
My eyes were watering, Rick. I mean, think about any
situation you've been growing up, when you are trapped and
you can get away there. Think of the back of
the school bus. Think about a classroom where you were trapped,
trapped and somebody has just dropped you a dandy okay,
and you cannot get out, And we've got to work
in that. And we're trying to be pleasant. And you

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know when we when we do commercials, we try to
smile when we do them, Rick, because I think it
comes across in the copy. But quite frankly, I could
not smile with my crying.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
Because some of you are going to hear commercials. You
can go, what's wrong with the smell? Got the smell
got so bad in this, in this, in this supposed workplace,
it got so mad.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
I got it got so bad.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
It was.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
It was unbearable.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
I mean, I couldn't have been any worse off if
someone had taken my head on a hot all this
afternoon and stuffed my face into big butt in Bigfoot's
reary I'm talking about. I mean, it was that kind
of stink. It was like and see Greg.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
And Greg duped me because he wouldn't come out at
first and say, I didn't know he had done that.
And I thought he had just maybe, you know, excused
himself over in his area, and I went, oh, Greg, gracious,
and he almost like sorry, you know, and I'm like, oh, well,
good gracious. And then all of a sudden it started

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to come up and coming over here, and I still
thought it was him, not the sprain. I went crack
and he said, I'm sorry. It developed.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Literally, it literally it really developed a life of its own.
It got a zip code, it had county boundaries. I mean,
it moved through here as if it had a life.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yes, I mean it.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Actually I was seeing blue.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
It was a fog to see it.

Speaker 10 (32:55):
It was absolutely, without a doubt, the single most offensive
smell that has ever assaulted my old factory nerve.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
It was absolutely the only thing close to it even
remotely close to it was the time that Ryan Greenwood
got the bad Taco in ninety seven.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Your tags yesterday?

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Oh yeah, yeah, I was trying and keep you all up.
So I went to Gregg's house to get a puppy
and he wasn't there.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
Byah, another one of Greg's straight dogs just had puppies.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
And he's got puppies hopping all through the grass.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
It's like you go up there and there's dogs run.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
To greet you.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
They lick all over you, you ring the doorbear, dogs
are barking. I mean, it's like a dog farm.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
In society called one to know how he did it? Yeah,
I mean now he's got plenty of land. I mean,
good gosh, he could keep up, you know.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
I heard.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Yeah, but those are some real sweet dogs. The mama
dog especially was real sweet.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
Well, she's very sweet.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Yeah, he's really there by other dogs too.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
I was about to say she's too sweet. In a
bit of a trap. Frankly, how you doing, You're right? Yeah,
So so there we you and.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
They saw the little applehead. Yeah, Greg.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Greg's finding out that that that old Spean Nooder program
makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yeah. Yeah, but anyway, he's the house dogs. I had
the house of a little bit.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
I knew that Chloe was an apple head.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Uh is itaha?

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Is that what she jihoha bubba? But I didn't know
she was hairless too?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Is she? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:19):
I mean if she does, you can't even see it.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Greg has a hairless Chihuahua.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
I think so ricky.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Seriously, I thought a rat was at the door. I
didn't know, Greg. She's cute.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
She's cute. Greg, your dog?

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Is Chloe got any hair she got?

Speaker 1 (34:39):
I know you were hairless? But is it the dog too?

Speaker 3 (34:41):
It's Chloe. Does she have hair? Yes, she ain't got
much hair?

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Bye, But dots is don't have long hair.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
She had dots.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
You know what I say. I used to have to
dots as I've had so many.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
How does she know we got hair?

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Yeah, she's a chihuahuah, but she has They don't have
long hair. I think there is a long hair Chiaba breed,
of course, but no, she she's like tan. She looks
like a deer by the way, like a little deer.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Well, you don't have the big eyes, and then you've
got different breeds on. She's the kind of long many polls.
It's about six points about. I was just wishing mama
happy birthday, and you'd know where to be found. Happy birthday, Mom,
I'm gonna wish the day. When stopped on my way
home and stare, he how about that?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
But tell you by how about that? That's easy?

Speaker 5 (35:18):
If I live seven miles from.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Vegetables for him to take a good thing to vegetables
aren't growing this time?

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Hey, good news if you need some apples.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
That's right, Chloe. She really loves people visiting, doesn't she?
She went nuts.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
The other dogs were very caring and not what's just?

Speaker 5 (35:32):
What's just pack of stray dogs?

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Listen, here's the deal. You saw the couple. That's the
daddy and the mama. Did you see that breed? They
were very sweet. Who's the daddy? This big old goofy dog.
You see him?

Speaker 3 (35:42):
That ten dog?

Speaker 1 (35:43):
I don't know what he is. He got one fat eye.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
I tell you what. I tell you what he's not.
And that's newter. You know he's not and he's kind
of old. I didn't think he could pull it off,
but he can't. Why don't you get your little dogs?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
I missed out. I missed the window opportunity.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
I was going to do it, and you know how,
I put stuff off and Dad gummet old Codra come
up and they aedim. He stayed and another Mayriorg. He's
got a bad job, but his nose is still working.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
I tell you how many how many dogs you got
hopp into the yard right now? They're not hopping across
her a little bit at my house right now, And
this you're talking about white trash. I got eight dogs.
Tell you Greggs got like none of them look the same.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Greggs got about fifty acres and he needs it given
my life.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
You didn't see the little squealer. See if i'd have
been home, I got the little squeelers went in the garage,
did you. Oh?

Speaker 4 (36:27):
Yeah, the trophy shop in there. That's why I look so.
But don't think I'm just a slob. That's the trophy
shop to get a little bit of trophy.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Yeah, that's every time. Every time I don't want eye dog.
And he's a joker.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Every time every time I go to Pleasant Valley, I
will call Greg to tell.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Him I'm coming by his house.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
I'm coming by if I'm in absolutely and he never
will answer his phone. No, So I go by anyway, Now,
go by anyone. No, here's what happened. So eventually they'll
figure out how he's calling. We better get up Mike Rogers.
I mean, I'm sure, Mike, but it was here an
Mike Rogers is up your way. Yeah, they would have
to come up with legislation to get great answers home.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Now that's not true. On my home phone, you're right
about that. Bubba called. I was.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
I don't answer my own phone.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
I was running some errands in Oxford and I looked
and Bubba had called me because I had a radio
crank and I missed it because I crank myself.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Oh yeah, the Laurel speed with no.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
No, I won't thank you smoking anyway, So I singer
Bubba call well. I tried to call him, bank kept
going to voice mail. Now I know why he was
in Pleasant Valley where there is no cell service.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Hey, can I compliment your driveway? That is nice?

Speaker 3 (37:32):
You tut the airstrip, it's perfectly straight. I'm telling you,
I believe that Sessa could land on it.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Well, that's a lot of other things I wanted on
my house that didn't get put on there because the
time I got through.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
The driver on the front corner exactly.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Don't bring it up.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
I'll saw that yellow wire hanging down.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
How about this, I tell you one thing Greg won't do.
And he put up a flood light and Spey a dog.

Speaker 7 (37:55):
You know, I messed up so bad.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Ricky was one of those things. She raised that other
puppy and you got a little while, and I thought, man,
I gotta get her fixed before she comes in the
whole one eye comes in. Then I looking to have
been like a month, and I forgot what I said,
and I dagg I got what I and all sudden
I look, I think she's pregnant again. And this time
she had one puppy the first time. This time she
had five. So next time she look the way you
back over and we'll get rid of them soon.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
And Red you talk about you know what, I think,
you know what it was.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Frankly, that's nature's that's nature's way, because that's why they
have some.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
I think I know someone may go money. I think
Mama dog this time said I'd run over these. You
got one, which was horrible. I really like that other part.
I have to have a racing Tell you you can't
all of those terrible What did the trophy read for them?

Speaker 3 (38:47):
But it is he looks healthy And here's me other
than him holding his head funny because yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Yeah, just you notice how he does his head.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
He can't see I don't want to eye and the
hang cuff and the hang Tough trophy and the still
got It trophy.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Ladies and gentlemen, lucky Verden.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
I even made that statement when he was at there
chasing I said, he's too old.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
He look at him, he's old, he's gray boy. He
showed me. Hey, let me ask you a question, Greg,
what kind of dog is it? Do you have a
This one would fall under much?

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Do you realize that that the daddy dog is like
Greg has the dog version of Larry King.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
I'm still chasing him, young women.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Having kids.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
He's got like a three year old until the back
in the woods, because I still got it.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Drivers of expensive car and particular sports cars are more
likely to have an affair, according to a new poll.
The website is called Illicit encounters dot com. It describes
as itself as the UK's largest extramarital dating site. I mean,
we have a site for that now.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
No one of the Internet's getting full.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Do you believe that it conducted a survey of its members.
I'm sure they'll be honest online. It found that twenty
point nine percent of the people who visited or members
of this website drove a high ranking executive car. This
included sixteen Bentley owners, thirty one Porsche owners, five Aston

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Martin owners be careful of that, and Rick one hundred
and thirty five bmw ons. And while the adulterers say
their own car was important to them, only nineteen percent
admitted to being interested in their lover's car.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
So they just.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Wanted to look good. They didn't care what everybody else
was driving, they say. A spokesperson for the site, her
name is Sarah Hartley. She said many of those actively
seeking an affair tend to be go getters, which is
reflected in their car and their chosen profession. They're often

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conspicuous consumers.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Or they may be shallow people who don't make very
good commitments.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
It could mean they are skin deep.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
It could be that they're self gratifiers and couldn't give
rip hoigh effects.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Others. Really, I hate to sell, I hate to tell
Sarah uh. The Harley here. But uh, I think we've
got a better read on this, right. But but I
don't know anybody that drives a fancy car except for
Southern samp Son.

Speaker 9 (41:32):
You it's not fancy. I don't fit in this category,
oh Southern.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
I mean, could this be a forecast of a possible problem.
You're not married yet? But I mean you're not. You've
got a very cute girlfriend, and I know y'all are
pretty serious, but I don't.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
Are you exclusively dating her?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yes? Oh really? Okay, I guess she doesn't have don't
you say too much more? They've broken up so many
Oh yeah, no, I mean it goes on and on.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
How often do you see each other? We see each
other every day, every day, show every day.

Speaker 5 (42:01):
And I met her.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
So if y'all had the talk, are you the one?

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (42:06):
See, I didn't see his car today, so I didn't think, well, actually,
you know what, I hit a center block on the
way to that. That's what driving today, And I'm actually
driving my girlfriend's car.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
But you can tell, well, you so, what what kind
of car do you have? When it's not it tore up?

Speaker 9 (42:25):
It's a Maza three O four and it's loaded, it's
really not.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
I'm so out of the sports around I don't even
know what that means.

Speaker 11 (42:32):
Well, the thing is, though, my mom, on my my,
my brother and sister, they all got Alexis.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
They all got Alexis.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
I didn't know you had money.

Speaker 9 (42:41):
My dad, he's a psychiatrist.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Look we got we.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
Got here about this. We all paid for his car.
Let me tell you something. Your dad not going out
of business anytime soon.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
Right, all right?

Speaker 11 (42:54):
So my dad has Alexis, my mom has Alexis, sister
has Alexis, brother has Alexis, and he loves you.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Hey.

Speaker 9 (43:01):
I was ready for my Lexus.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (43:03):
And then one day they just pull up.

Speaker 11 (43:04):
They pulled up into Masa three oh four, and I
was like, Oh, did I do something wrong?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (43:10):
So you felt you were disappointed.

Speaker 9 (43:11):
I wasn't really disappointed. I just was like, would I
do something wrong?

Speaker 1 (43:17):
It's loaded?

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Put loaded, Southern Sam. Can I say something to you.
A lot of people on the show forget this. When
you say things into the smartrophone, it goes out and
people hear it, and people are hearing you saying that
your brothers and sisters got Lexus and you were disappointed
with your ma.

Speaker 9 (43:31):
I wasn't really disappointed. But you know, could you see
where I'm coming from?

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Did you see where I'm coming from?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Well?

Speaker 9 (43:39):
I made good grades in school, and I just figured,
you know.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
My kid made good grades in school, and you know what,
he got a candy bar.

Speaker 9 (43:44):
But they but they spoiled us. They spoiled us, They
spoiled us from us.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
All the way.

Speaker 11 (43:50):
Really, but I I really you're an eating that you
were spoiled child. Yes, but you know I wasn't mad
about it. I just you know, I noticed, you know,
I didn't get one, you know, but but you you
med I was satisfied with it.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Can I tell something from working with you? And now
I'm kind of worried? Like, are you a ticking, spoiled
brat that will explode at some point?

Speaker 1 (44:09):
That's what I mean. I don't see. I don't see
any signs of that at all.

Speaker 9 (44:14):
I mean, I got great morals.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
You know, I'm not.

Speaker 11 (44:15):
I'm not spoiled, You're not shallow. What you're don't like
letting people know. I just as three. I just look
like for crying out?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Why can't I find it?

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Well?

Speaker 9 (44:27):
Between the masta?

Speaker 4 (44:28):
Yeah, I'll show you one that's been damaged by cinder block.
You want to say, yeah, what happened on the center
blow the problem?

Speaker 11 (44:34):
I was driving and this this truck in front of
me cleared it and I hit it.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
So do you there's a sports car.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Here's what I want to investigate this and you and
I know that you're loyal and and that's not what
I'm getting into here, But.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
Do you find that when you drive an expensive.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Car it's not expensive or a nice car, that women
are drawn to the car, thus creating the problem. What
I'm saying, Bubba, is it like bees coming in?

Speaker 1 (45:00):
You know? I mean, I mean, I guess.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
I guess because we thought we.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Did a whole thing the other day that that women
that women say that women say that money makes a
man more attractive.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Oh yeah, we got that the other day.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
I'm just saying, do you think the problem with these
people cheating is that they just don't have self control?

Speaker 5 (45:14):
And their car draws all these women in? Does the car?

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Let's say, if you if you took Greg out of
his truck and you put him in a moss to
three h four, would he be more attractive? I think
that's the quae.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
The same thing.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Yeah, and I would I think from what the truck
I got hurts me bad.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Yeah, well you're married, Greg, You're married. Oh, I'm just
making a point.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Yeah, she don't even like she makes fun of her,
and the kids sit out and drive and make fun.

Speaker 11 (45:39):
Of me when I come down. It wouldn't have gotten
the way it did. I actually took some time and
put some money into it.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Yes, I tell you.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
Let me be clear.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
So your mom and dad like your siblings more than you. No,
I mean they spent so much money. I just think
that he's letting you grow up a little bit the others.
Couldn't he get it cost because I don't know. I
just you know, I wouldn't answer that. I wouldn't upset
about it or anything. You know, I didn't say anything.
You know, that's just something I note. I was a noticer.

(46:10):
So what you're oh, you're talking about the way you're
taking the action grinding it now. But let me say this, now,
did your parents think this? And maybe they misread you?
My wife and I have had a discussion before that
we don't give gifts to our children on their birthdays,
trying to even up value or maybe you're giving gifts
at Christmas. My wife gets caught up in if you
spend ten dollars on this kid, it ought to be

(46:32):
ten for everybody. And I said, no, wait a minute,
what if this kid likes the three dollars toy better?
It's what they would really play with, so they don't
care how much it cost. Did they think it's obvious sampler?
Notice that's what I'm saying. They misread sample. Yes, they
thought Sampa would preferred the Mazda three oh four.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Since you have had this segment on the show, is
it possible if your name is not on the title
that you will lose what you already have?

Speaker 11 (46:56):
No, I don't know, so tell us what happened. Well,
the thing is, is my dad a lot of people
we're playing like his dad.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
We we are the doctor. Now down call this.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
I know that this audience story, the audience is really
right now people who feel bad for him.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
He didn't get elected, he didn't.

Speaker 11 (47:14):
Tore up all right, go ahead, I just want to
take advantage of it while I still can.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
I got to see what I'm saying. I'm saying, but
you're sitting in your pelow shirt.

Speaker 9 (47:22):
Yeah right, what's I took from one of my friends?

Speaker 4 (47:24):
By the way, you know what, if I'd known this,
I would have never given you that ten dollars. I mean,
I was like, I thought he's an intern, he's a
college kid. I didn't really, I'm gonna ask you. Can
you get tell you what that? The new interns perked up,
well they.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
Did, especially the newest one.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Yeah, we'll go ahead, all right.

Speaker 11 (47:39):
My dad he was they think I'm a lot. Yeah,
they think I'm a lot like him. So you're a
lot like your dad when he was when he was
my age, he was reckless in his car, very reckless,
and the Masa three at that time has all airbags everything.
He wanted to put me in a slow car and
I had all the air bags because he thought he
thought I would be the one. Do you have to

(48:02):
get ticket? My reckless driving ticket or getting a really better?

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Are your siblings all females? Brother?

Speaker 5 (48:10):
But he's he wasn't reckless.

Speaker 9 (48:11):
He's completely different. He's nothing like me.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
So you are the reckless child?

Speaker 11 (48:15):
Yeah, I would say, yeah if I did have a
BMW or alexis Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
And you and you just wrecked your and your monster
has been wrecked.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
So your dad and mama right, Well, I mean that
wasn't my fault.

Speaker 9 (48:24):
I'm talking about like street racing, like doing something real.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
What wasn't your fault? About the wreck?

Speaker 5 (48:28):
Have they have they wrecked their vehicles? Have they wrecked
their vehicles?

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (48:31):
My brother wrecked and my sister Okay, and he's just
getting the only accident, the only accident I ever got
in that was it wasn't even my fault.

Speaker 9 (48:38):
I got hit by drunk driver in Orlando.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
I'm gonna public listen, I'm gonna I'm sorry that happened.
I'm gonna publicly ask your dad to give you Alexis.

Speaker 9 (48:45):
I mean, we can't now just the economy and everything we.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Are you talking about it? You think you think crazy
people are still come to see your dad. I bet,
I bet, I bet his office is filled up there
right now, right because this is a mentally tough time,
a lot of struggle. I bet your dad's and I
hate let me tell you. And that's the entertainment and
psychiatrist and Rick.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
What's not bringing that in? You got tamiflu on the leafs?

Speaker 5 (49:09):
Yeah, you know, I mean, hey, I got to tell
you there's a few in here.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Your dad, Scott was, Yeah, is there any way we
can get like a discount from your from your dad,
like for the staff. What if he became like the
guy that you know, Like the sports teams have a
you know, sports psychologists on their team. And by the way,
I always want to know, what's the difference between a
psychologist and a psychiatrist.

Speaker 9 (49:27):
A psychiatrist caan write prescriptions?

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Bingo. So I didn't know that you can just talk
you down. Why don't we Why don't we put in
the gymnasium that we call Bubba's office. Why don't we
put a long couch in there? And then he could
come in. Let's say on Wednesday.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
Quarterly, what about quarterly?

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Yeah, Wednesday after eleven it's open.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
Yeah, yeah, what about what about your thirty Your dad
comes by quarterly?

Speaker 3 (49:48):
And I didn't want to passive, you know, the let's
get off Wednesday.

Speaker 9 (49:57):
Let's just say quarterly quarterly.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Yeah, and and we say, hey, now, remember you guys.

Speaker 9 (50:02):
Doctor Archibald is coming in.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
It's time for doctor Archibald.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
You know, no doctor Sampler?

Speaker 5 (50:07):
Is that what we called him? Doctor Sampler?

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (50:09):
I would, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
Is your dad got ancher ball? He's pretty funny guy.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Guy, he was right today.

Speaker 9 (50:16):
He can be he can be.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
I'm just trying to measure how to hear him laughing. Yeah, yeah,
I can hear on the phone, hey son, how hey?
Did you tell everybody we had five lexuses?

Speaker 5 (50:27):
And when Speedy tried to give me a hick name,
did you get my real name.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
About? I did immediately because I think near al would.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Dampler is learning, see, and I think this is a
great day for him to learn.

Speaker 9 (50:47):
More than Hey, I'm learning every day, though you are,
You're well done.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
I thought he tore his.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Car up dodging that truck with all the snakes that
turned over.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Wow, we'll be back ricking bubba.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Three men here from the program are going through this
program at Gold's gym. And yesterday took a kind of
a bizarre turn it did.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
And and Greg, I'm gonna and him, I'm gonna need
your help here on. I'm trying to paint that picture
because uh, we're getting in there, we're getting after it.
We've done for those of you just joined us. We've
done kind of our little uh warm up and pretty
much our workout and and and he said, this is
kind of the cool down phase. We're gonna do some stretching,
some upper body stuff. And some stretching and some some

(51:30):
you know, some core work and stuff. He said, so
y'all partner up. So and he was talking, he was
closest to me, said, Speedy, you and I just uh,
well we'll we'll partner up. And Helmsey, you and Greg
partner up. And he said, now what we're gonna do
is I want somebody to get flat on their back.
And he said, I want the and I want you
to put your hands, your palms and you know, extend

(51:50):
your arms straight up to the ceiling to show us.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
Okay, now here we go.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
They just talk.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
Okay, they just they just showed me. Put your Speedy's
on his back speed.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
He is laying down, arms extended.

Speaker 5 (52:08):
Hounds now holds hands with him and stretches out.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
He does a push up.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
And what if he drool in his face?

Speaker 5 (52:17):
What worse? What if your what if your arms? What
if y'all get to we can't do it anymore and
you hit face to.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Face and you're noggings hit.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Well when nobody was looking, we claim we did them,
We didn't do them.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Can't you just can't you just do that with the floor.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Well, no, because you don't realize when you do it,
but how many other muscles?

Speaker 4 (52:35):
You're right, here's my question to you, and this is
what every man wants to know. Does your body benefit
enough for you to go through that with another man?

Speaker 1 (52:45):
We're going down face to face and the sweat He
will reveal this in a minute about Can I tell you, Mike,
sweat dripped in my mouth? Yeah, you just told that.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
See what I would say is, I know this might
be better for me than the floor, but I still
pick floor.

Speaker 5 (53:01):
It can't be that much better for me for me
for me to go.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Is there a machine that does yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:06):
That stuff? Also, we did this one. Uh, you gonna
do sideways here?

Speaker 5 (53:10):
Oh my goodness. Get the term sideways has just been used?

Speaker 1 (53:15):
That one they when they this hard already bad, but
it strengthens your neck. Yeah, this is the one. You
have to get right in here.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
Oh my gosh, where are you going and.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Do push ups? Here? But you're pushing down on the
guy's neck right there, so you have.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
So you you did a push up.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
Well, we used to do that like we had a
neck machine.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
I mean, well yeah, pretty much, but we usdn't have
a neck machine, so we were using each other. Again though,
needs to be on this new right, So now, so
it gets through all that we're sweating. I mean, you
got music, you know, and you got somebody you know,
doing doing some kind of and and the whole and
the whole time. You know, we're sitting there and there's

(53:57):
people walking by kind of like this gentleman here, you know,
and and they're looking in the window and stuff, and
there's a spinning class going on upstairs. You can hear
them going. You know, we're all on top of each
other sweating and and stuff. And it was almost that
and and Savage is just you know, he's letting everybody
know with his holy socks. By the way, Greg, every

(54:19):
parasol has has holes in it, and and all of
this you have to take your shoes off and and
holes in them to.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Can't you you what what you just you know, instead
of people rolling Greg's house of toilet paper, what don't
they sock?

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Is?

Speaker 5 (54:31):
That's right?

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Let's say keep this Greg, go on the tour of
Fort Payne, right and get some sun. The But what
you just described with the music and the sweating and
and and the type of exercise you're doing, now you
know what it was like to live during the Roman empire.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
I mean, I mean, are y'all gonna make Adler do
this next move? All right? So so now he says,
right now, we're gonna focus on, you know, some ab work.
He said, so you know, stay with your partner. And
so there's more and he said, he said, I need
I need one of you to kind of get on
all fours here. So Adler, you go ahead and get
on all fours. Now, you gotta understand, this is the

(55:09):
last thing where we're sweating, like they know tomorrow, our
shorts are soaking wet.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Now everything he has these animal names? Does this have
an animal name?

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (55:18):
This is like the dog the hyaena.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Yeah, we were all four. You can imagine on the comments.
Now your leg that no stand up to do it? Well,
I'll do it. I'll do it. Get up, Adler, get up.
I ain't gonna hurt him.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Alright.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
So so I'm on all I'm on.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
You know, we're on all fours.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
Right, this is I'm afraid to look staying.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
How sweaty we are.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
You're covered, I mean, we're extreme. Cut the maca on.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Now he's gonna sit on me, put and and wrap
his legs on my inner thigh. Excuse me. Look go back,
and that's not true. Y'all did not do that. Y'all
a man make y'all can feel his butt biting me, Yeah,
all of a sudden, like he's got hungry. But I

(56:13):
jumped up. That's what ended it. I jumped up.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
I said, look, I said, hungry butts eating my shoulder blades.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
There ain't no way this is real. And Mike starts laughing.
And the whole thing was a set up, the whole
dang thing. And I got a sweaty, hungry butt right
but like he was biting an apple.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
I said, I want to I want to get a
more detail of that. I make care that exercise home.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
I got one. That's what it was like. Jumped up,
I said, that's it. I mean, I said, this ain't real.
He started laughing, and that's.

Speaker 8 (56:56):
When we realized every trainer had made their way into
their laugh and cutting it up.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Oh yeah, everybody working out was in the window looking
at us, and you know, we're thinking, hey, man, we're
a great example. You know, because because people people kind
of look at the torque thing. You got to understand
inside goals, it's like you walk, you walk by and
you go have you gone through it? It was like
have you gone through Torque? And you know you hear people,
Oh I tried it once, man, I ain't going back,

(57:22):
you know. So we're thinking, hey, people are looking in
here thinking, hey, these guys they're doing it. Man, they're
they're getting after it. But a little bit I know
they were looking at hungry but on each other. Yeah, yeah,
I referred to a little And this is when you knew.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
This is when he knew it was wrong, when Hemsy
got out, looked at you and said, I ain't gonna
quit you, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
And I hope we explained it really good. The the
the butt was right on the neck.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
Well, it was pictures one of you on all fours
and the other guys is uh sitting facing is riding
you like a horse looking the other way.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Right, riding the horse back right with his legs wrapped
around yours. Yeah. And and and when you do sit
ups with his sweaty rear end them, you lean your
back over the head and you pull up and every
time you pull up, your butt goes. That was that
was really weird. Very well. They got you good. They
got me. They laughed, they laughed. I bet. I mean trainers,

(58:20):
I mean everybody.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
I'm just staying there. I'm not trying to tell you
what to do. But God having girl, you keep after
that workout. I tossed that shirt. It was awful wearing
that shirt again. There's no washing machine.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Get that out. Yeah no, I'm thinking, man, I've had
Mike sweat in my in my mouth and his butt
on my back, you know, And you just said it.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
But yeah, now I will say that I'm not trying
to And it wasn't because we we had figured out
that we were being had. But me and Hams cheated
on the push up when when y'all weren't looking, we
claim we did.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
We didn't do any of them.

Speaker 9 (58:50):
What huh?

Speaker 4 (58:51):
He looked at me, He goes hight, that's one said, well,
how many sens were supposed to do?

Speaker 3 (58:54):
And we had making I'm over there, I got dead
arms trying to hold.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
The Hams as you just thinking we're about to head
butt each other. I'm not doing that.

Speaker 8 (59:00):
We fell several times trying to do it, and I
was like, we can't do this, Greg, because you have
your you have your shoes off, so your socks are
sliding on the carpet.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
Do you think this is the boys state, the Boise
State guys wall of getting you back?

Speaker 1 (59:13):
I think so? And Greg kept bringing it up. Oh yeah,
old James you know, yea Georgia tech boy. You know,
I was kind of stuff like. He's like, I'm like,
so you.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
Kept bringing up You'll keep asking the stuff here in
the workout. That just makes it worse. How many more
of these we got? Well, you know he adds to
a three, then well you got five.

Speaker 8 (59:31):
How quick was Jeff through the ladder yesterday by the
former fullback for Boise Steak. He went through it a
lot quicker than we were.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Yeah, well I noticed he was also watching us do
old hungry butt Yeah, laughing, horse laughing at horse laughing. Yeah,
been over horse laughing everybody, even people that were in
like the the kids area that do the child care.
They even came out and brought the kids to watch.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
Well, I don't know if that's what we want to
show the kids. Well that's true, don't We have a
confused generation now?

Speaker 1 (59:58):
And today we go by and they say today it's
all waits today. So there's no telling what's gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
Y'all gonna have to do a treaty with them. By
the way, I think so.

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