Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 6

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's greatest
tits flashing back through thirty one years of radio gold
every Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick
and Bubba's greatest.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Tiss Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Bubby. You know a lot of times people will say, well, Bubba,
you don't understand. I simply partake of the alcoholic beverage
for its taste. I'm not. I'm not a relaxation, little relaxation,
take the edge off. I'm not not drinking it for
the drunk effect. Well, this, this is gonna be tough
to make the argument on this one. If you have
a son that is enjoying fraternity life, you'll love this one. Knoxville,

(00:40):
Tennessee's University of Tennessee, Bubba, we've got somebody hospitalized Rocky
Top with alcohol poisoning. You will not believe how the
alcoholic poisoning took place. Go ahead, all right, I'll move
forward here. Unfortunately, according to the ten Seeing, a fraternity

(01:03):
brother was dropped off at the university's medical center about.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Twenty years old.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, am here it is again, Saturday, unresponsive with the
blood alcohol level of point four point four with is
poisonous and could be deadly. Well, it appears he was
partying at the Phi Kappa Alpha fraternity house when several

(01:28):
members and here we go, handed out rubber tubing so
that they could give each other alcoholic enemous. I'm extremely
concerned about the tubing. I guess that is to open
up the passage.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Well, I hope it's new tubing and not left over
from the last party. Yes, so let me be sure
I got this just drinking it.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
It's not enough. Can't get drunkquick enough, can't get drunk enough.
It takes too long.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
You go in that way, you get drunk quicker.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Bubba. I wouldn't know it ever had one, but huh,
that's right to it. Yep. I guess.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Look, we all love to have a good time, but
I avoid those procedures at the doctor, much less from
somebody at the at the frat house.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Bubba. Here's what police are trying to figure out. Was
this the result of hazing. Well, I got to tell you.
When people are putting rubber tubing in your rear end
and giving you an alcoholic enema, good gosh. Unless you're
saying far away, you know, I don't well, you don't
say fire away, Rick.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
The fraternity hasn't been suspended for thirty days.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Thirty days, that's it.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Until they could look into it.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Thirty whole days.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Wow. Through the book as well. Here I go with
this semester. At least here I go again on on
an alcoholic enema. Now, are we pouring down the tube alcohol? Yeah,
because there are no enemas that are in peel form,
that are that that are full of.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Of one under thank you straight poppet Rick. But do
you think the pipe is preloaded?

Speaker 3 (03:15):
You know, we just they said, just go, they said.
Somebody came in and says, wait a minute, you got
the funneling the wrong end. Wait a minute, either you've
got that in the wrong end or that's the ugliest
looking plague we've ever heard. All right down though, I
mean up, up, I mean what in the world?

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, I mean that's just almost inconceivable, isn't it. And
who was the first person to try that?

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Who thought of that?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Why know, you get bored sometimes sitting around them the
fright house, But who thought about that?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
I'll tell you what? Oh you think I did see
that pipe over there?

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Guess what we're gonna do next hour.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
That has to do. Lize guys again, every time you
hear these outlandish stories. To me, there's so many red
flags and so many so many stopping points, so many
stop signs. All right, First of all, when you ask
the question what is the rubber tubing for? Yes, yes,
and someone says we think we will insert it and
give you an alcoholic enema right there, it's over right.

(04:20):
I mean, that's got to be one of the points
which I says, you know, no, that's not gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
That's where I head on out to somewhere.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Right, Yeah, No, that's not gonna happen. Not today. No,
I believe I'll just if you don't mind, I think
I'll just take a a red Solo Cup.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
I mean, was there no sports center to watch or anything?

Speaker 3 (04:38):
You know? Yeah, now I'm good with my red Solo Cup.
It's never let me thank you for asking, right.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Hey, I appreciate the offer, but I'm out of here.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
I've heard the shots, but this is over the lot.
What was the date on this? Can I get you
a shot? Good? New the term social drinkings? Yeah, you
sit around have a conversation during that, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Hey, the goods. There's nothing in your mouth?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Right, Yeah, well you think that's bad, you should have
been the policeman had to give them the breath of laws.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Oh boy, there was.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
That's what we were looking for.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Done with it story and Rick rick it parkens the
question where do you put the penny?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
You tell me when they hand your penny, tell you
to be coop.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Gosh what you don't who ever came up that's not work.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
I was sure about that. You weren't even here when
I said. Someone right in and said you've got the
funnel in the wrong. I know I could have told
you that back in the office, but I want you
to hear it live. All right, let's go to Let's
go to Knoxville where this took place, where where Jamie
is standing by Jamie Hayes A great funnel, doing good, buddy, Jamie.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Unfortunately, this may explain some of the problem with the
Tennessee football team the last few years.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
I know, yeah, well, yeah, you're exact correct. Isn't that
the same article? I read this in the paper this morning.
I'm up here making delivery. In the same article, this
young man's parents is mad at the at the noxtvill
Police Department because they didn't report it correctly. That's what
they're mad about.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
An upset What what did they not report correctly?

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Well, they didn't go into detail. They're just saying. They
had another article on the page of that paper that
you got that over to the right. It said that
the parents upset with the Noxtral Police Department because if
something wasn't reported right or all the details or something.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
You know, they're mad at the law. They're not mad
at their alcohol inemous son with tubing and his rear
in that said that the story is not true in
its entirety. Are they're saying some of it's not right?
I'm not sure. Yeah, part of Hope's wrong. Let me
tell what are we doing once? Once I've had an
al ca celtral plus I'm set the record string.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
You know, is this that classic case like the video
of the guy who was cleaning up from the elephants
and they backed up on him and he stuck his
head their butt. And now they're trying to say, no,
that didn't happen.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Okay, I'm getting okay, he said the law enforcements characterization
of this that's blown away. How about this if you're
the kid's dad, you don't think you're reporting that incorrectly.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Well, it sure does give a different party term, different
meaning to the term bottoms up, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Y'all didn't I'm not gonna say you didn't mention what
they're actually calling it, Rick the term they're using for what, Greg, Greg,
don't do that. He can't help it. You got off.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
You'll do it, Greg, go to backship something out Rick Rick.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
The cops were called to understand this.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
They were called because there were four identified unidentified men okay,
who called and were dispatched to the hospital where they
took the kid. All right, so there had to be
a call and of hey, we gotta get this kid
in the hospital after giving him this.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Enema for sure?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah right, yeah, I mean I know I'm new here.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
What's sir, Robert Cuban, what's up with Rick?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Rick?

Speaker 3 (08:17):
He showed signs of physical and something else? Well, you know, well,
you know, listen speedy point four point four. All right, look,
now you're gonna tell me, you gotta cut me off
to now I'm cutting all of the off, damns. You're gone,
all right, who's for a round of all right?

Speaker 1 (08:39):
All right.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
You know we got on tap tonight. I will do that.
Then after that we're gonna do Yeah, he's got help
all the time.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
I'm not gonna say that.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
That ain't right.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
It's up for around.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Let me tell you seven to you talk about a
difficult a difficult version of course. Oh my gosh, I
would even close after corners. Then we're really going to
crank it up by the photos. Nothing I thought.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
I want to say it something we all do have
not say that any story?

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Where where'd you get that off your yard dollar? I'm
looking at it? Say it, Rick, say it now. I'm
not I ain't going to get behind me saying I
know the candles have wonderful sense? Do they have one?
We can give Greg that the aroma of it makes
you not be so rude? You know that? That would

(09:46):
be something.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
I think he needs a big dose of lavender.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yeah, I mean a big old art. What if when
you smelled the candle it made you nice? That would
be kind of meat. I don't think I'm not nice now,
but whatever, that had to be a big candle. What's
your you see what he's that had to be a
candle the size of in par state. You know that's
not really fair the way y'all do that.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
What I saw, for example, this morning, what happened y'all
missed it, y'all.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Let's talk about I'll get disciplined because I'm studying. I'm
studying how disillusioned human beings. I mean, this is a
four hours a day I want to ask. I want
to ask you a lot more. How about this? I
want to ask this question and it's in my it's
it's part of my study. Do you so you think
you're a nice person. I tell you what we're gonna do.
We'll start pulling the gold ticket people and I'm talking
about off the air when they leave. Who is the

(10:32):
nicest person? Nobody out to do speedy? But he don't
mean it? Who is the nicest person? By the way,
you were just meaning?

Speaker 7 (10:39):
No?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
I was just just not a very nice I'm always
the nicest person here, you ask anybody.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
I get emails all the time, but I know y'all
get them, but I do.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Do you believe everything you read?

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Let me say this again.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
I love you, though, Greg, So are you.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
To know that you weren't invited yesterday?

Speaker 3 (10:58):
She said, great. I was bothered myself, But you know whatever.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (11:03):
This morning, I wouldn't invited you what happened.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
I was thankful Greg wouldn't.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
Look y'all know when he pitched a fit, at least
pitching a fit falling through the roof. I saw that
firsthand this morning. He was well, he fell through the
roof again. He fell through the room in my office.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
By when he seemed nice, not at all? Okay, well,
I'm not saying twenty four hours a day as a whole,
you think in gen Will you're a nice work. Yes,
absolutely so. I mean so when the rude chants those
things you say, you don't mean I didn't say that,
But that's not all the time. What did he do?

Speaker 4 (11:36):
It's kind of like trying to talk to about the definition.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
I feel like my job on this show is to
be that guy, be rude, well not just be very observant.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
But when I'm not on the show, then I'm not
that you're saying I say that. I said my part
of personality only use when I'm on the show. Kind
of that's very fault.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
So you don't you're not you're not trying to look
out for conspira season when you're saying.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
The we're hearing me.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
So apparently Greg has a truth issue talking about this.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
First of all, you're talking to a guy who grew
up with you. Second and a half cause most of
his quirks that would be I don't like this new
angle Bubba started out. I'm not gonna take responsibility for that.

Speaker 8 (12:17):
It all goes back to the bunny.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah, teeling the guy's chocolate bunny. No telling how that
could happen.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
I mean, y'all treat me like the guy that made
the dog mean you know what I mean? I mean,
I'm not. I don't know get mean, I don't. I
don't understand why I get this. I really don't you
know what's so bad? Now? People are buying into that,
and I get a lot of yeah, let me let
me because y'all up seemple.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Are buying into what who Greg's all mad.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
About everything, but y'all beef it up. You're once again
you're saying to us that you think you're a nice person. Yes, absolutely,
almost jovial.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
And add another word, delusion.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Greg, thank you for information today? Am I ongoing hit you.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I'll till on the way home, but later time everybody leaves,
you'll think the neil.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
He was the nicest one in the whole bunch. It'll
be me. Let me ask the staff here. He gets
it all the time. Who among us third week has
punched a table? Not me?

Speaker 3 (13:14):
But I didn't involve nobody but me and Helms. I
wouldn't have done that.

Speaker 8 (13:18):
And I wasn't really involved. I was just a witness
to it.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
What what got him? Stirred a little tech problem? Tech problems?
What he wanted to do. He told everybody about it.

Speaker 8 (13:28):
I've never said he blow up like he did this morning.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Never somebody said he was trying to buy his license
to go tex. You this is like a slack of
sleep stuff gets you on edge.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah, this is I want you Friday, don't sleep Thursday night.
But I'm fine now, I got it all on.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
So lack of sleep makes you that way, I think
it does. So he hasn't slept since saydy one.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
No, yeah, see that's not true, y'all getting a little
snasty shot here. Well but see, here's here's where Greg
will fool you.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
He'll be nice to you, okay, and he's a really
nice guy, and he'll come.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Back with something rude, you know what I mean, but
very observant. Do me a favor. Don't ever change, okay, change,
I want you to just like you. If you call
this mean, if you people and stuff and me calling
them out on it, that's mean, well then I guess
I don't think. Don't go change in to try to
people exaggerate numbers and all this crazy. Man, I think
I'm how you call them out? Well, you know, I

(14:20):
can't help my meter. I got a great BS meter.
I can't help that. That comes across as rude sometimes,
but I can't help it. Shelley and Tuscalusia should and
I tell you used it well over the years, I have, y'all. Seriously,
y'all laugh at all you want to. My batting percentage
is out outstanding. Shelley. You don't start writing them down
just for you bother because you keep calling me out.

(14:42):
I think you're awesome. Thank you. See, I'm the same
way I see I call it how I see it.

Speaker 9 (14:47):
If you don't like it, you.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Just go on. Not necessarily that one of yours, that's
one of your parents.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Not that way.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Not all the time. There's your minion years shouting help
me in all. Go ahead, Hey, hey, how you doing, buddy,
good good. I'm just going to.

Speaker 8 (15:05):
Clear up the controversy about Greg. Go ahead, Hey, he's alignman, right.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
We listened to him at work every day right here,
working whole crime and sweating.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
He's alignment. You get the truth out of linement.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
I was twenty three years of that.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
I did have a like he went landage with the
last few years and around.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, I was the trouble man. That's differs nice.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
He's boy.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
You tell us what it is and you can't deal
with it, you know. That's the firsonal problem.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
To anonymous, Thank you, buddy, And I appreciate these people.
They're not heavy Anonymous in Kentucky on it.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
I just want to stand there a little bit here
for Greg.

Speaker 10 (15:44):
I mean, I've been a Golden ticket seaholder.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
Okay, he was super nice to us. Okay, right, but
I have to say everyone was except there was.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
I'm not saying this person wasn't nice.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
I just thought this little I had that.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Kind of jumped out of nowhere.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
I got some little help or something he did.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
This is great.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
He brought out and introduced himself and that was the
only little shocking thing that surprised you.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Come about that speech. He gives to the audience.

Speaker 8 (16:12):
I look forward to that every day.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Jumped out like a little help Susan and Birmingham cleaning
his image up.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Susan, go ahead, Hey, I know what's wrong with him.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
It's really not his fault.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
It's genetics.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
We have dominant jeans.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
We have recessive genes.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
He has a recessive tax Jean.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
He just can't help it.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Whatever whatever tax, whatever he says, he had instantly comments
on it. If he had a dominant jack.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Tape Jean, he would he would be able to slow.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Down and pros it's Greg.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
I'm sorry, you know, I'm sorry. Not Domin's a gift.
There's too much crap in this world. People don't say
that they should. There's a gift, is what it is.
Rest of you are the ones that's got something off kilper.
I always use the word I say, if you sound nice,
there did he.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Waking a lot goes on to tell you Eva just
told everybody they were all losing Rick. Tonight, ABC is
supposed to announce this season's lineup for Dancing with the
Stars and Bubba there's a prominent celebrity that is being
forecast that we'll be announced, and I'm telling you, I
don't know why this person keeps showing up the news

(17:20):
every time we turn around, Rick.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
The announcement will be made during a commercial break during
the Bachelor Pad tonight.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
So they'll they'll roll out the new lineup for Dancing
with the Stars. Now we've we've said consistently we don't
want to see the stars dance. I want to see
the stars do what made them stars?

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (17:41):
And I wouldn't watch it unless my wife's watching it.
Might let me do it, uh, Rick. It appears one
of the headline uh celebrities this year will be Chess Bona.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Come on.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
He will be dancing as a man is now woman
turned man and will be partnered with a female according
to this spoiler alert from the Hollywood Gossip. Also Kim Richards.

Speaker 10 (18:07):
Uh from The Spoiled Housewives of Beverly Hill that he
cares about them. I care about Chazz, David Arquette, Courtney
Cox's ex uh Isabella. This is George Clooney's ex wife
Rob Carnassy.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Has he ever married?

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Queen Latitha is also rumored to be a possible uh
remember of.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
The show Who's the Poor soul? That's gonna get paired
up with Chasmo him the chasm Chasmo. I'm still trying
to I'm still trying to find what I call him him?
You know, if you don't have that surgery, I mean,
except for being cher and Sonny's daughter, my son, whatever

(18:47):
the crap me is? I mean, you wouldn't even be
a celebrity. You're a celebrity because you grossed everybody out
on television. Will you shirre it off showing you your
good work?

Speaker 8 (18:55):
Good night?

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Look at that? When that came from horrible? I'm not
over Chip. Yeah, the it's like a nightmare. Yeah, well
that's what you said. I was wondering, Bubby, you've been
saying you might be off a little bit.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
No, it has nothing to do with that. What about
the Glenn.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Back Look, let's go back to that spike his hair
or anything.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
I need to go.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Flat have a Glenn back look, you go to here's
Greg's reaction to chas Bono being named to Dancing with
the Stars night look at that? Why would they show
that show? Chaz Bond, Greg Burgess, first thing came to

(19:34):
my mind. But Greg, I mean you realize you you
had that reaction to them simply showing her shirtless or
him or whatever it is what I call it. Yah,
I watched I got hung up in that crazy documentary
on O's channel, changing Chess. Oh my goodness, when she
turns around and lets her significant others that's the word,

(19:56):
give her a testosterone shot right in that big old
rump on camera. It was horrible. Again, that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Look, guys, I mean, I'm no, I'm no expert when
it comes to the ability to dance.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
But I just don't see Chaz. He doesn't float around
in the pool on a float.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
He doesn't.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Yes, Chaz does not look very graceful. No, I'm gonna
have to watch the first time. I gotta watch it.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
I think that's the key.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Thanks, Greg, I got to see that just I just
want to see what it looks like. Can you imagine
what that's gonna be like? That's gonna be want to
see what it looks like.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah, come out there in old tucks. What about you
know that get stepping you know I'm talking about, And
they do have to do the rumba or something.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
That's gonna be awesome. No, big nasty at gonna be working.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Do you think Kirsty Alley falling into the I hurt.
You're like, well, this is a girl.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Doing all the lifting. Let's call it what we're gonna
call Chaz right now, I'm the guy. I will simply
refer to shim this person as Chaz only. I won't
go mail or female. Okay, I like that, Okay.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
You go technically legally, I guess he's a male line.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
I don't know. I don't think he got it. I
don't think you got what I told. I don't believe
he's there yet. No, he's not. Still in the process. Yeah,
there's another step they gotta go. They just pinned them down.
Now they got the Okay, you saw right, Rick, your brother.

(21:44):
I don't believe they finished. I don't know if they're
not going to finish.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Well, y'all know. Yeah, and I know the name of
the surgery, but.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Don't that's not me. Here I go again, Here I
go when it comes to the changing of the gender. Okay,
here's where I get a little bit. Here's where I
get a little bit confused. Okay, all right, let me
let me try this. All right, So I'm not even
going down that road because I know that road will

(22:14):
be a road of an return. I'm simply talking about
if you're the female that is now the significant other
two chess, Are you a lesbian? Are you now straight?
Would that not make you not like Jazz? Right? Because
you like women? I got you Bathe even though Chaz
didn't look like a woman in the first place. But

(22:35):
you but actually now Jazz most a man. You like women?
So I think y'all breaking up. I don't understand that.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Maybe that's why Jazz I ain't going to full deal there. Well,
if you're not going to full deal, then you haven't
changed to a man. That's true.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Where the confusion comes in. That is very confusing. It's
very confusing. There's questions that I want to ask that
I really don't.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
I don't know if I want to Grey please don't know.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
I want to ask them on now you're talking me I.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Now, don't ask him later either.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
I bet that's got a lot to do. Why it's not
a fool? Yeah? Right? You think because she was man
all the way? Man? Let's say that. Then then her
significant other wouldn't be interested.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
They can't be right.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Right, Look on, look on love one. This is Donnie
Adams calling.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Always no it's not one of our old buddies, buddies
from high school.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
It's not just pretend to be childhood friend. Donnie the
Goat Adams.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Yeah, but by the way, hey, I've got to vote
with Greg.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
Let's go.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
Let's call him big Nasty.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
That's the goat. By the way, I saw him not
too long ago.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
You can't go wrong with.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
You like that goat. Let's go with it, all right,
look at that, Rick Canton if you know this, you know, Donnie,
he does painting, but he's also a fireman. So if
he's painting the house and cadges on fire, he can
put it out. You know, he's a full time fireman. Really. Yeah,
well that's one of the volunteers, is.

Speaker 8 (24:03):
A painter.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
But I'm not Greg's painter.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
I appreciate you, buddy.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
That's true. You're not. By the way, sorry about that.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
But Donnie, we know you have a choice.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Yeah. I think it's I think I think it's sad
that a person who set so many fires is now
putting them.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah, it's the irony in that, Donnie.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
He'll be good.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
His number one volunteers one Jery. Okay, she is.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
All right, So with Colin Chazz Chaz or chas Mo
are being Chazz. I like Chasm, the old chasm. That's awful.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
We're just all staring at each other. Well, I've got
to watch the first episode because they'll probably get voted off.
We won't, won't. You know? We talked about this, okay.
Our parents were just so uninvolved. I mean, hey, where
are the kids either out there tossing giant darts in there?

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Tell them get in here. We're gonna go to town
and sit up on the arm rest in the front.
Don't worry. There's no seat bell.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
What's that? Yeah? Goes anybody wearing it? No? There, he
goes on the bicycle with the seat broke off of it,
but he can ride it anyway. He may get an
anemo when he gets you know, when the chain comes off.
Where are they going on? I don't know. As long
as you're back by dinner.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Yeah, hey, I had to be back for the street
lot came on. That was they.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Had to get back when I heard the whistle, cold whistle,
so loud that you could hear it a mile away.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Now, all my all the buddies would always get me
in trouble.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Just two more plays two more plays, you know, because
we'd be playing something and then here comes that that
that next whistle, and it's a mean you could tell
some whistle. Then Yeah, I ran home so hard. My
mam had just cleaned the sliding glass door. I ran
home so hard. I swung around the corner and ran
right into the door. Oh, I'll never forget that, like
a b.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Yes, you can just bounce back. Oh yeah, cause I
mean you would. You go off all of the neighborhood
and every every parent had to have some kind of
signal that could sing me home, that could carry through
through through the houses. But Dad's was confusing because he
used the same one to call the beagles that he
used to call us. So we didn't if he's calling
the beagles, we'd run.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
So you and the beagles ran out together.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
And called You didn't know if that was that's how
your dad called you. Is either us or the beagles.
We just had to pend on what time of day
it was. And you remember, everybody would learn do an
impression of the so and so's parents how they called them. Yeah,
and you knew somebody some trouble fae. If you ever,
if you're ever with one of your friends and they
got the three name call where they say all three
of their names, like, man.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
You Richard Laxenberg?

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah, yeah, what hey? What did you leave? What happened?

Speaker 4 (26:36):
They give you look like what do you do?

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Man?

Speaker 3 (26:38):
They found the broken window? They show up next day
with them legs striped. Oh yeah, pair of shorts, someone
that tore legs that with a twitch to your gusts
and mule have me. Oh yeah. Do you remember when
like somebody else's dad would jump you real bad? Yea,
and your parents were thinking for it. It wouldn't sue him.
Oh no, he come home get another Oh yes, awful.
I remember my dad getting on people and like their
parents calling to thank you. Hey, I toy, hey John, Hey,

(27:00):
I told you boy up, what do you do well?
And they didn't listen. I still quit playing with the fire.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
We'd get in most trouble on rainy days because there
was nothing to do. So then you'd, yeah, you'd get
up onder the car port, or you'd go inside and
then what are you all doing in your get outside?
It's raining outside?

Speaker 3 (27:15):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:16):
That was always trouble. You always got in something you
need to be in. It was if it was a
good looking day. You you would you'd be you know,
it would take up your time with the things you
should be doing, the various sports. But you get a
day where you can't get the sports going.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Look at they you coming to all kinds of goods.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
I mean, things get broke bad. You know what it is.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
You're always in it with something that your parents. Yeah, like, hey,
let me show you something I said. I always goes bad.
You ever been up to somebody else's house too and
get in trouble over there? As a bad feeling because
you're in trouble there and you're uncomfortable, and then you're
headed back to your house with more trouble.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Waits.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Yeah, you're thinking, hey, they gonna get a call.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Right, And it wasn't you had here an O'Bail phone.
You got here at old beel phone.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Right.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Remember, we'd all stand in line of the kitchen and
drinking out of that one jug refrigerator. We'd be hot
in the yard. We'd run over what we'd be lining
up the kitchen, all drinking out this one or the
hose or the hose, oh yeah, the water out of
the hose pipe. That was the best. That old rubber
taste just number one. It was.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
It probably wasn't good for you, but it did have
a unique taste. You got it meant well, Yeah, I suggested.
I suggested to Betty when we built a house, that
we put like one hundred foot stretch of hose pipe
in the water line in the basement, just so it
have a good taste.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
You know, you know, when you're a stupid little kid, though,
you don't even think of the things you're putting on
your parents. Like when all the kids would come to
our house because we had the best backyard for the
three sports, and we would play football, but I wanted
everybody to have the same colored shirt on on each team.
So I would go into our house and pull out

(28:44):
church It were the same colors, not just jerseys, just
like it might be my dad's shirts or whatever to
put because you put them over shoulder pads. And then
all the kids would leave and they would just dump
nasty shirts and pile in in my mom's house. And
I remember her getting upset about that I didn't get it.
I'm like, well, what's so bad about that one? And
I we just bring just pile it up on top
of it, you know, all the kids go home, they

(29:06):
just leave dirty clothes all day. Your dad did, hoy,
whar's my shirt? Oh yeah, I'd go from coach of shirts.
And second cause I knew I had some white ones
and I had some some black ones, yeah road and
or some gold and some whatever. I could do all
kinds of uniforms with them. Of course that meant you
know now my mom has like eight shirts that have
been added to the laundry. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
We used to make our own jerseys and color and stuff.
Oh yeah, it would rip them up.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah, last very long.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
If you're if you're coloring your own jerseys and drawing
on them, and to use the the stairways. That boy
goes quick first playing the games. Hey man, I worked
on that jersey all day yesterday. Can't you wait the
fourth quarter to rip it all?

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Half of My mom has like a picture of us
on basketball. One day we got white T shirts and
put numbers on them and it looked real good. Great,
we're all posed with our basketball a hate style for
the basketball game now and see, nowadays kids want to
just hang out inside the house and do all that
kind of stuff. If I did that at home, my
mom would put me to work, so I don't.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
I run outside and it will stay gone all day
playing because if not, you'd be Oh, hey you're home,
you're bored.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Sweep out the groag. Yeah, you don't want to help
mess the refrigerator. That was horrible. Don't fro no, whatever
you do now, don't be around the house.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
You know.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
We move now, shot out in that heat all day. Yeah,
you're fine. Yeah, if you have to sit out in
the woods, just not to come in. Sit out there. Yeah,
go sit in the tree house. So I show up, Well,
we'll be back eight six six.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Wea be biggest the number tree houses while they were dangerous,
and we just climb up the.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Three story one. Yeah, we come back. We'll take your
phone calls to wrap it up. We go phone trolling.
Any topic up for grabbing, ricking bubba.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Ricking bubba.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
We've got the the president of China. Here is that hole?
Does he pronounce it whole? H it's hu, but don't
they call it.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
They don't say hue in the Asia. It is whole, right, right.
I think that that's none of our business. Is that true?
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
I think that's how they say it. I've been a
little bit out of the new cycle the last few days,
since we're in the fourth quarter of hunting season.

Speaker 7 (31:05):
It's so good to be here to meet you Yankee dogs.
Where's Jackie Chan?

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Well? I started to say, you know, they've had this
problem with people breaking into these state dinners, you know,
at the White House and uh and and last night
Jackie Chan broke in. But but so uh but it
says he was actually invited this tuff How.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Do you say his name? Because I look down here,
because of course we had to bring out the world
famous cellist Yo Yo ma right to meet him, but
he's his When we say his name is Yo Yo,
they write in English is y O y o for
the yo yo, And so it would would Hu actually
be Hugh?

Speaker 4 (31:39):
I think it's who. I think it's who?

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Who? Do you manching?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Do we dare let Sam Troy? Do we dare let
Sam tra? Yeah, let's let Sam track.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
I don't know if it's who who who? I don't
think they call him that, but yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
I don't call him ho what I who?

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Gentile? Let me say, how do you say his name?

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Let me just say the uh on the guests leave
me first, time you not call me home last night?
Jackie Chan pop diva, Barbara Straissan. I never really thought
her as a pop diva. They talked.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
It's like, we can't think of anybody else to send
out for America. Hey, you've heard of her.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
The guest list Rick included three presidents and policial and media.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Elite, especially if you're a comedy where's Barbara? Yeah, we're
not exactly going.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
To introduce now, get this. At the request of the
Chinese guests, the menu for the dinner honoring the President
after a day of frank talks at the White House.
Those were basically Americans, such as poached main lobster, dry
aged ribbi, and cream spinach. They finished the night up
with a dessert that featured pineapple and a selection of

(32:56):
wines from California and Washington. Didn't know they were they
were wearing down. They were tearing down some wine there,
Huh didn't Yeah, apple Pie was also in it. He was,
where's Jackie Chan? Who's singing with big nose?

Speaker 11 (33:11):
What Jackie Chan.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
On the list?

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Oh, we had another choice. You want to meet Ted Nugent,
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
On the list of two hundred and twenty five. Guests
for Obama's third state dinner were his two predecessors as
Democratic Presidents, Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter. Well, look, if
I'm the Chinese president, I'm anxious to see them because
they always come bearing gifts.

Speaker 7 (33:34):
I don't want to meet some of the other preple
I want to meet those presidents at communists like me.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Now the other two state dinners, now these are above
the normal things they do honored the Indian and the
Mexican leaders. Henry Kissinger, the Nixon era national security advisor
and Secretary of State who played a key role in
forging relations with the communist giant, was also invited. Guests
from the art world and media world included cellist sell us.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
It is spelled that way.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Okay, let me just let me just say this c
E L L. It is a cell as in cell phone.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
No question is ist how how you spelled cello though?
Celt that you know. No, here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
If you should have an H in it, if they
wanted to be a cello, if.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
They put a J, I'm the word we say jello,
and suddenly we put a C in his cello. I
got We don't say hey, at least your strawberry cello.
Gello cello now trying to make a chill.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
I I'm not familiar with the celloist or the cellist cello.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yo Ma.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
Now the editor in chief of Ogue magazine, wife of
media mogul Rubert Murdoch. I did not know that she
was of Chinese descent. Wendy Dane Ding Dang? How do
you say d e n G?

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Bill Bubba Bussy? I asked you, just how do you
say it? D e n g?

Speaker 4 (35:01):
How do you say that?

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Ding?

Speaker 4 (35:03):
You know, Dean, that's Dean with G only.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Look, I love our I love our Chinese brothers and sisters.
There are teachers and principals back here and they're they're.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Just hey, listen, how about this. I got an idea.
There's a better way to name somebody than throw a
pot on the floor and what the noise it makes?
I think you go, there's a better way to do.
Y'all been around for a thousand years. Come up with
a better names. Dange, let me tell you some one
of the things I'm very proud of. And I know
you make a name without ding Dang or dong?

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Right? Who Hay and home.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
Now get this. The after dinner entertainment was provided by
Herbie Hancott.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
I pictured that video with the Robut hey, let's go
real quick.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Let's go back to Chinese classical pianist Lang Lang again.
How many times do you know somebody here named Jason
Jason John John?

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Right, we got Yo Yo and Lang Lang? You know
what it sounds like some of Santa's elves.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Yeah, I mean, if you like your name, just use
it for one of your names. Don't double it up? Right,
Even people here that's known by one name, don't use
it twice.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
It's right, Babba bua. We understand that. Look, we understand
that you are the leader of the chot comes. Who
would you like to perform at the dinner? You might
know where Herbie Hancock is.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
I had no idea. You had no idea that the president.
And by the way, somebody tells, how how do you
say the President's name?

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Right? Is it? Is it?

Speaker 5 (36:23):
Ho?

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Or?

Speaker 4 (36:23):
Who? How do you?

Speaker 3 (36:24):
How do you who? Jen?

Speaker 4 (36:27):
I haven't been listening to the official.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Name Gentow? Who who Jane Taw? Who Gentow? Who? Gentooo?
Who gent Gentoo? Who Gentow? My name? Who Gentow? What
Papa say? He said? Ho, he's called me whole gentoo.
Someone saying, hey, it's a.

Speaker 12 (36:51):
Hole, this is this is it here Wendy Dang, Wendy Dang.
Wendy says, huh, make sure we got this right.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Lang lang lang lang lang lang.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
I don't think we can confuse that one.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
You've confused a lot.

Speaker 7 (37:07):
Houll chent Tao, Chenthal my name Ho, chent Tao. Why
Jackie Chand it is funny.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
It is funny because you know they had to okay
the guests listen, they wanted to meet Jackie Chad. You know,
the president watched movies. Greg, I keep talking about Jackie Chan.
He he was there, and I thought that give real
funny moments. When they did this, the little skit with
Jackie Chan and President Obama. He was acting like he
was Chris Tucker. I thought that was great.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Here go Greg cell Us, Yo yo Ma, Cellist yo
yo ma. We'll be back.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
We'll sell us more about Sellist. We have someone lays
on cell.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Phones ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Of course, my daughter, we had to really make almost
you know how you almost have you have to have
translators for a lot of things. I finally had to
tell my daughter. You do realize that in this group,
it is not made up of college students. So when
you tell us something is near in your world, it
very well may be, you know, and let's just walk right.
But do you see your grandparents back here? And yeah,

(38:09):
do you see them at all?

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Because twenty blocks it's kind of a big deal.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
We're gonna have to we need to redefine near real
quick here. And so we did. And you know, because
where in the world are we going, you know what, however, we're.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Just following, Brandy, It's just another ten block.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Please tell me it's right around this corner. Well, it's
just right here. So so anyway, we we decide on
that day that we will go to see a play. Now,
we'd already been to see a play the first night
we were there, and we were going to see a
play called The Railway Children. Now it is performed in
a rail road place.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Okay, so you got theater.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
No, you're actually sitting in an old railway and there's
a track coming down through the middle of it. Okay,
and so it's not a theater. It is, but it's
made in old railway station. Okay, Okay, but you're citing
so I guess that is a great place to have
railway plays. Here's what I want you to picture. Is
that all they have there, railway, just this one play,
I guess. But please listen.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Cover the rails up. We're doing snow waking.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Yeah yeah, let me let me, let me give you
the vision. Now. Picture a railway coming down the middle
of it. Okay. Picture it's a giant railway, you know,
a warehouse looking thing. Okay. Picture on each side of
the railway are people sitting in seats.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
Okay, each side.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
And it's called both sides.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
And it's called The Railway Children, which means people are
bringing their little English children to see this play. Okay.
It's kind of a family slash children's production. Okay. Now,
one of the big moments in the Railway Children, and
it's some kind of children's book I'm not familiar with.
Everybody else was talking about it. I didn't. That was
never read to us as children, but now it's a
big children's book in England.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
Right.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
So at one point, and it is kind of the
pinnacle of the play, you're seeing all these things that
are not that impressive. That means cool. How they're doing
people in that, but they're mainly on platforms. But at
one point they bring in a full sized locomotive comes
roaring through the middle of this. Okay, very impressive. Okay,
steam or detail? Esteem, Please don't lose sight, Please don't

(40:12):
lose sight. This is a children's production.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
There are kids everywhere.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
There are keep in mind what did I tell you
about the English there very much want you, everybody to
be proper. They want you to have good behavior, and
and and and the heck, that's where we were, by
the way, that's where I was speedy showing some video.
This is where I was. We're in there, We're in
that exact place. Okay, all right now when when it

(40:38):
was it was an incredible production. Keeping here it comes.
Keep in mind, is she on the tracks? Yeah? Look,
keep in mind that my father, who cannot hear well, who,
let's face it, struggles with the language. Okay, Greg is
sitting there and you know you know how it is
with my dad.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Are they listening this morning?

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Oh yeah, they know this is coming. It's only hearing parts.
Keep in mind, look in the left channel. Keep in mind,
but please, please, I hope you you know how you're
supposed to keep your eye on something. But you'll you'll
get loved to sleep and think you're okay. I kind
of took my off deaf for just a minute. Now
he's sitting with his grandchildren who think he's the greatest
things and sliced bread. Sure, okay, the train comes in

(41:21):
this pinnacle moment. I can hear him over the train,
he says, I'll tell you what. That's one. I'm like,
what I never knew he said it, you know. And

(41:42):
he's sitting there and beside him his grandchildren. I want
to lift him on their shoulders if they could. They're
laughing and screaming. And now, please, all around him, I
want you to picture very proper English parents, all with
their little English children, you know, the scary ones from
when they sing.

Speaker 8 (41:56):
Him right the wife, yeah, look out.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
And the thing about the English is they have no
issue giving you a look like this, and all these
prude faces just go. He's looking around at the world
like that, and he's here. I tell you one thing.
That's one. Prop He hits him with a second one
and and and I mean and I looked down there
and Brandy's crying, Mom's elbowing, the children are going great,

(42:23):
And I mean now that you can see the video,
can you imagine the scene? I got to hear him
over the tras he can't hear so he thinks he's
not loud enough. I don't know who he was conduct
The conductor even gave us a scale looking over him.

(42:43):
So please can you? And I'm like, what, Dad, And
now you can't hear me? Tell him? I said, you
need to what what he does? And then you give
that what I'm telling you. You look at that thing.
We got things. You're like that and I'm like, Dad,
please stop saying it. I'm pitching him scream. I know

(43:03):
that you are legally deaf. The rest of us aren't.
As a matter of fact, the whole city of London
can mostly hear.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
A Tennessee man has now fathered thirty children and is
asking the courts for a break on child support Bubba thirty.
He has fathered thirty with eleven eleven different women. His
name is Desmond Hatchet thirty three way, that's three of
Mama of Knoxville, Tennessee. As Rick mentioned eleven different women,

(43:35):
the state has already takes half his paycheck and divides
it up, which doesn't amount to much. When Hatchet is
making only minimum wage. Some of the moms receive as
little as one dollar and forty nine cents a month.
The oldest child is fourteen.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
All right, Bubba, He says he has a job, but
he cannot be a full time job because he has
a lot of time in his saying.

Speaker 8 (43:59):
Yes, there's an energy.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
There's no way he works a full time job. You
ain't got you ain't got the energy for this, right.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Something doesn't add up here, now, Rick, he explains how
this could happen. Uh, he says that he is how
it happened. He said he has had four kids in
the same year twice.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Four in the same year twice. Uh.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Back in two thousand and nine, when Hatchet was in
court to answer charges that many of the mothers were
not receiving child support, he had a mere twenty one children.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
At the time.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
He said he was not going to father any more kids,
but ended up having another nine more in the past
three years.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
All right, First of all, can I just try to
figure out.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Now, rick here, let me get this, let me get
this line in here. The state cannot order Hatchet to
stop making babies. He hasn't broken any laws.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
According to the report, all right now, let's just talk
about Now we got to study this. For this, it
will be as delicate as we can be. First of all,
I would say, I'm gonna give a semi pass to
the first for women. Okay, I'm gonna go four all

(45:18):
right now, First of all, we're all making bad life decisions.
Got that in a marriage in here anywhere? Okay that
we know of? Now, once you're woman five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
eleven somewhere maybe woman ate? Someone said, now what was
your name? Again? I mean, don't we know that Desmond

(45:38):
Hatchet is dangerous? I mean don't we know that? I mean,
I mean to me, because see, a man would look
at a woman who had bounced around for that, beatting men,
cranking out kids. That would be a woman that wouldn't
be desirable to a man of most of the time,

(46:00):
okay most of the time, ladies, Do y'all find Desmond
Hatchet woman number seven still attractive after he has fathered
who knows how many went six other women before he
ever got to you? I mean, do you do you
ask anything about him? I mean it appears I mean,

(46:21):
is he fine or what? Yeah? What what is it
about Desmond Hatchet? It's got you that woman can live?
Well out what kind of spell does he have over everybody?

Speaker 2 (46:33):
You know?

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Because somebody say, had now I heard that guy's got
twenty one kids? I mean, how do you? How do
you be the women that birth the last nine that
happened at woman? Well, surely well either at eleven, like
I said, he's he's averaging just under three children per woman, right, okay,
because three would be thirty three. So he's just he's
just below that average. But he's close and and and

(46:54):
here's the here's the other, here's the other thing. Okay,
his his resistance to birth control cannot be moral. Okay,
but because because.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
He's he, he'd have some other roadblocks he had to
storm over.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
It's a moral issue. He may be the champion fornicator
I've ever seen, even so, so we know he doesn't
have any moral compass because he's jumping from one bed
to another like an animal. Okay, so we know he
has no moral compass. So what's the big hold up
on birth control?

Speaker 5 (47:29):
That?

Speaker 3 (47:29):
I mean that that and look, let's not just let's
not just get on him. Who are these women? I mean,
who are these women? What are y'all thinking? And do
you maybe they wanted the children. I don't know, but
but Desmond is having a tough time. You know, it
would be hard to provide for thirty children if it
was one woman in the same home. Let's say you're

(47:50):
the new Douggar family. Yeah, let's just say, look at
what they have to do. But they do it to
provide for their children that they had under the under
the the the approved manner of holy matrimont.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
But Rick, he's blown by the Douggers.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
What I'm what I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
He blew by the Douggers like they were sitting still.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
But what I'm saying is it's hard enough to pay
for children if you stay with the woman and have
all thirty right, if you start spreading those thirty out
over eleven women who all need child support you I mean,
and of course a dollar forty nine. There he is,
there's old, there's Desmond. I mean women. Is he that attractive?
What spelled?

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Or is he just having a look at all of
them versus court do?

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Or how about this? Has he become you never know
because you have to think about what league you play in.
Has he become the Denzel Washington of ugly women, who
knows you know what I mean? Maybe in the ugly community.
He's irresistible, you know what I mean?

Speaker 12 (48:49):
Because look at all these ladies, right, did you see
how many good ladies were suing him?

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Well, yeah, old, I gotta go back this.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
I can replay this well part we're all going to
end up picking up the tab for it.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Right. Well, let that but you know how we always
talk about that. Wake up, Colin. We've all had to
have my life to happen in my life. Don't don't you.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Love them's name there I'd be careful of, quite honestly.
Did you see that one?

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Right?

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (49:13):
You watch out on that one.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
It looks like Carmela Tana.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Yeah, well how about this, don't you think though? Let's
say because something you know, you make mistakes. You go,
oh my gosh, I've gone outside the confines of marriage.
God told me not to do this. Looks like he
was right. I'm a forn cater and oh my goodness,
We're about to have a baby outside of wedlock. It's
a mistake. A lot of people make it. Okay, you go, man,
I need I need change. I need to change something.
All right, Let's say that maybe one didn't do it.

(49:38):
Oh my gosh, it's happened again. Oh my gosh, it's
happening again. You would think it. Maybe woman five, child fifteen.
You're like, Hey, I need to change Rick. How about
this the plan I'm working My gosh, this is Rick.
I'm planning. My plans not working out.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
I'm not too sure he's he ain't out trying to
break a record. I don't know how you could. You
could not they there's something, I mean, something bad.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Well, this record has broken him. But what you're saying
and we will all, oh yeah, sure will get you
all at well, if you live in Tennessee, you're gonna
support him. And then and then federally will all be yes.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
If you hear our voice, you too will share. And
the family of the hatchet.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
When you have men, like when you have men and
women and women by the way who like animals, we
all support their children, we do, yep. And so I
guess we've all taken on thirty kids.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Yep, yeah we have.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Because I got to tell you the dollar forty nine
a month that ain't gonna get it, no, because how many?
How many these kids? You think? So, what's the program
called provides food for how many women?

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Infant children?

Speaker 3 (50:44):
How many? How many of these do you think? On
the on the Old Wick program, you and I are
writing that check for and are we writing that check
for people that have just found themselves on tough times? No,
we're writing a check on people. I like animals. Okay,
I mean this, this, This is a they've done this
to themselves rick and continue, right, yeah, and it looks
like there's no stopping. Look, the weekend's coming up, right,
you know, Oh, Hatchet.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Look at it.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Wow, Desmond Hatchet. Alert Alert Women of Knoxville. The name again,
Desmond Hatchet. Okay, we're rying right. Look, I don't care how.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
I don't even bump into it.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
I don't care how. I don't care how well he
sings Rocky Top. If it comes down for we'll be back.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Talking to Michael Katt, senior pastor of the Sherwood Baptist Albany, Georgia.
They have put out the movie's flywheel facing the Giants
Fireproof and Courageous, And not only is he senior pastor,
he's also executive producer of Courageous and Fireproof. Michael, what
does the executive producer.

Speaker 9 (51:51):
What do you do well when they come to you
with an idea, you just kind of go thumbs up.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Hey, Scott Dawson. Scott Dawson, who's been with us many
times too of the Scott Dawson evangelistic association. He is
with us today too. We uh, we had an opportunity
to see the movie last night at the at the
Dawson's house after we pulled Dawson away from helping his neighbor.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Uh the.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
You know, I feel real giver. I feel really bad
about it because of God gave an opportunity for two
people to to do what he asked us to do,
and one of us passed and one of us failed.
And take a while guests who failed? Uh all I
We're pulling in the Dawson's neighborhood and his car is
getting over in the turn lane. I'm like, what is
wrong with this person? My goodness, I've got to get
in here and watch this movie on how to be

(52:40):
a better man. Get out of the way, and uh so.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
I so I zip him around him and I'm like,
where's Dawson? Where are they at? Right behind me?

Speaker 3 (52:48):
We're coming from the same restaurant, and I stand up
and look in Dawson's out of his car over to
the people that I just blew past, actually helping them.
Uh and uh. And it turned into a tire changing
situation for a lady that had a flat. You know,
if it was eventually walked up there, didn't we Mike,
eventually after we had a night.

Speaker 9 (53:10):
I think you, uh, you gave Scott like a four
on his posture in the tire changing.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
I walk up. You know, Scott's had some neck and
back problems. I walk up.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
I caught him hunching here a minute, and Scott.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Was trying to take off the the the the and
the most awful position. I'm like, Scott, you're gonna you're
gonna break your back trying to do it that way.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Well, He's like, I hope you didn't jack the car
before you tried to undo him. That's the common mistake
changing a tire. You jack it up and then you
try to tie.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
What the problem was? I walk over, it's already up.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Then loosen the nuts first, and then jacket O.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Man, I know how to do that?

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Are you seriously we hadn't even talked. I didn't know
you had that problem. But I see people do that.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
I was like, quit job, well because because I walk over,
and of course I didn't even know that well I
walk over.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Of course eventually I have to move Scott out of
the way to get these lugnuts loosening. And uh and
of course now I'm rocking the car because it's it's
already up.

Speaker 11 (54:10):
Alright, Well, it is my grandmother. I would want somebody
to stop and help her too.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
But Gregg just Blowbyron Galloway. You know why we're supposed
to watch the movie at seven o'clock to learn how
to be better men.

Speaker 8 (54:26):
You had to keep moving.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
He's stopping helping you. I've got to learn how to
be a godly man. Who's my neighbor? Who is my neighbor?
I don't let's say who's my neighbor?

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Not you.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
You're in the way, your three houses down, that's where
it cuts off.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
My neighbor has popcorn and movie came. So uh, thank you, Scott.
You did the right thing, and fucking so did Michael
and I eventually, but and Ryan Brown who also saw it,
But so, uh, you already seen the three of debating,
do we get you know, really, I'd like to say

(55:02):
that the neighborly part of us and trying to do
what God called us to do was what got us there.

Speaker 8 (55:06):
It really was it.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
It's when somebody brought this up. What if this person
killed Scott? What if it was some kind of crazy move? Yeah,
you know too, we'd have to delay the movie. Yeah,
so I like to say we even went to help.
We really went to make sure Scott had been got up.
What's going on here? You know, A low mode is
better than no motive. I remember looking at the at
Michael and thinking, I think we had a phrase like this,

(55:29):
all right, if he changed the tire, if we'll wait
another two or three minutes, the tire is done, Let's
let's walk up in time to be part of the like,
what's going on? Yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (55:37):
Oh you are got oh help put the wrench out
so it hurts, you know. The The biggest problem is
finding the dang tired now days. I mean they hide
them all up under there. I caught one fell one
up on the battery.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
And this and this and this one and this one
looked like it belonged on the go cart.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
Yes, oh yeah, I don't like those.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
We prayed for her trying to get to her house
because really the tireplace was closed by this time.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
So she had you didn't follow you what that sounds
like a great advertisement for Run for at Tire. Yeah,
well r F T baby.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Well you know my quote was this. I said, you know,
the tireplace is just around the corner. I'd make that
my first stop tomorrow. And do you think this tire work?
I said, put it to you this way. I wouldn't
drive to Albany, no, you know what I mean to
sure would bapt No.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
And it definitely over to Atlanta for Atlanta Face, which
is all Scott can think.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
About Atlanta Fest dot com. I thought it was a
little mutch while he was changing the tire and the
lady says, there anything I can do for you? And
he said, well, you wanna buy some tickets Atlanta?

Speaker 3 (56:34):
He said, you know you typing R and B you
get ten dollars off. I actually had to walk into
Scott's house last night and said, can we give Michael
kat some attention? You quit talking about al for once,
unless we're gonna show courageous at Atlanta Face. He don't
belong to.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
I'm trying to get sures out and everything he did.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
At one time, he's trying to get Cat to buy
some ticket. I said, get Church out. I was, I
was streaming. Let me pay for this movie first.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
Uh, just just do it like you've always done it.
You'll be okay.

Speaker 11 (57:07):
When the tire's rolling because we're trying to get.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
The I can't believe you did that. What a rookie mistake.

Speaker 11 (57:12):
Cannot believe that either. At this moment, I'm very embarrassed.
But big man over here with all of his weight
in the car and the jack, well, you start.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Some moving, Yeah, because it's up. I know that now,
I know that everything behind the tires and the garden roll.
What no on the other tires. You didn't have it
like a rockery.

Speaker 11 (57:30):
I was halfway through the when I said, you better
turn the car off.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
You know, I'm not trying to say that. I'm not
trying to say that. Michael car All listen, I'm not
trying to say that. I'm not trying to say that.
Michael takes this executive producer a little far. He was
basically the executive producer of I'm Stranging out Tire. He
did pick up the tire and get some grease on
it say. Look, I'm a saying your pastor, I'm not

(57:54):
a saint.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
That's the phrase that haunt Scott to the day.

Speaker 11 (58:05):
I was trying to find my fast fast.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
As a matter of fact, I think the fact that
you left Bubba hanging made you go lp this woman.
I think he's still trying to pay for that, doesn't you.
There's a story, Michael, you missed. We're Bubba and his
wife passed out from hypo glossimo. Yeah, oh yeah, but
but you made the mistake of passing out at Disney
Worlds with Dawson. Good effort, he move.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
On, he got it, he got us a spot, and
he headed right on over. So it's a small world.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
I hang around here and I hang right here. I
missed my time frame to get on. Ever, you say
you have those moments never again. You know what because
of you and Benny, he's having people like there's no tomorrow. Well,
it's not the good Samaritan, you know, it's half of
all of us.

Speaker 5 (58:53):
You know.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
I had one of those moments too, right on outside.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
But he blew always.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
I mean, to this day, I'm picking up hitchhikers and everything.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Now, well that you when yours, I got to make
sure they got your papers.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
Now I go to jail, right, law went in yesterday.
We'll talk about that for the shows. We're getting serious.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
But last last night was my Bubba moment because all
I all that you said to that woman over and
over was you may not recognize Rick because he went
by Scott.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
You seen it from the back, so so you see
him blow by, right, and then you probably you probably
stopped out of guilt because she's in my.

Speaker 11 (59:30):
Turning lady come into my subdivision and stopped me, so
you have to literally go around her. And he blowing
his horn like yeah the way we got to go,
and I'm like.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
I gotta go learn to be a godly man.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
And you're pumping the brakes and everything the whole I
really was latch wrong this person, old lady.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
And you thought Scott was just gonna call and you, lady,
you talked. You thought Scott was just gonna call the
guard back at the gate Town Brown.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
I live for seven fifteen segments that thought, Sam, I
don't know who that was, but do.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
You need help? We come back.

Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
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